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If SHE thinks of it, it's ok | Monday September 01, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time I believe your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley along
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  Speaker 1: with Trade Trenholm and Sharma, and we definitely need some
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: laughs today because the three of us are Cowboys fans.
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  Speaker 1: In a shocking move, the Dallas Cowboys traded Micah Parsons
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  Speaker 1: and even though we just started it, we've never needed
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  Speaker 1: Trey's Cowboys Anonymous more.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, such a great video. I bought that thing so hard.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: In the very beginning. I thought you were about depression
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: or alcoholism or something like that. And I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: my fuddy, Trey sad. You know, my dad had it
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  Speaker 2: and he's passed it on to me. And there's a
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  Speaker 2: dark cloud and there's this and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: and I was about to call you we're okay, and like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm a Cowboys fan.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, man, he got me.
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  Speaker 1: But if you think about it, I mean, Trey has
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  Speaker 1: been sober for nine years, and of all of all
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  Speaker 1: the possible addictions, Trey's had just about all of them.
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  Speaker 1: And the last remaining one really is his sports allegiance
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  Speaker 1: to the Cowboys. Yeah, if we would Trey, can you
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  Speaker 1: recap briefly the first handful of steps that you've shared
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  Speaker 1: with us so far in Cowboys Anonymous?
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  Speaker 3: Step one, we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: Our team and its salary cap have become unmanageable. Step two.
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  Speaker 3: Came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
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  Speaker 3: namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
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  Speaker 3: to sanity. Three made a decision to turn our fandom
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  Speaker 3: and our falls over to the care of a god
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  Speaker 3: as we understood him, someone who actually knows about football
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  Speaker 3: and talent evaluation. Number four made a searching and fearless
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  Speaker 3: inventory of our roster and the time we've devoted to
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  Speaker 3: deluding ourselves about it.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to share more of Treys thirteen step
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  Speaker 1: program to cure us all of our Cowboys addiction. Leading
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  Speaker 1: up two the first game against the Eagles on Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot though there was I actually added a part
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  Speaker 3: Step two.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you did, uh huh?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so let me read step two again.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
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  Speaker 3: namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
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  Speaker 3: to sanity. Someone who cares more about blue Stars than
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  Speaker 3: blue label.
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  Speaker 1: That is solid.
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  Speaker 2: But if you've never had blue label, I mean it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of a toss up. It's pretty smooth.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you. What's not smooth is choking on the
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  Speaker 1: blue star and when it's being shoved down your throat
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  Speaker 1: to the Cowboys man, Yeah that's true. Okay, So what
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  Speaker 1: tray are the news steps that you are going to
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  Speaker 1: reveal to us for Cowboys Anonymous?
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  Speaker 3: So step five admitted to our to, admitted to God,
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  Speaker 3: ourselves and another human being that we suck and our
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  Speaker 3: roster is doo doo and Dak is mid at best.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that was most of last season for me.
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  Speaker 3: We're entirely ready for God, the NFL, or someone who
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  Speaker 3: knows what they're doing to remove all the defects in
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  Speaker 3: our in our roster.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so we're halfway there, and we'll delve
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  Speaker 1: into more of Trey's steps.
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  Speaker 2: Do we do we get a do we get like
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  Speaker 2: a weekly chip? How does it work?
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  Speaker 1: That's actually a pretty good idea. We hadn't discussed chips yet.
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  Speaker 1: We're just trying to get through the list before we
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  Speaker 1: actually start counting whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think now that we've talked about it. There
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  Speaker 2: are people that will attend these meetings or and or
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  Speaker 2: what they're called games.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think I'll be the first one to
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  Speaker 2: show up and admit that I have a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I love it well trade things. I have the biggest
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  Speaker 1: problem of them all because I posted the other day
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  Speaker 1: that about the about the trade that I didn't hate it.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you exactly what I posted, just out
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  Speaker 1: of the sake of, you know, transparency. So Thursday night,
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  Speaker 1: after the news broke that the Cowboys had traded Michael Parsons,
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  Speaker 1: I posted, if you're Big Matt at the Dallas Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: for trading Micah Parsons. You weren't following the story closely enough,
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  Speaker 1: And I threw in a photo of Michah Parsons from
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  Speaker 1: their last preseason game lying on the trainer's table taking
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  Speaker 1: a nappy nap during that game, to which Trey you
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  Speaker 1: said right before we started the show today that that
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  Speaker 1: is a poop poo take mm hmm, well your poo
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  Speaker 1: poo it's lacking.
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  Speaker 3: If you had given it. There's one piece of context
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  Speaker 3: that that could have made it okay, which is of
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  Speaker 3: the mess that Jerry made of the situation. How he
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  Speaker 3: got out of it was the best option left. It
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  Speaker 3: should never have gotten to that point, but it did.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's where the argument can surface is who's it
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  Speaker 1: fault to get to that point? And I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: Jerry is blame free in this, by the way. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just simply saying that this is one of those rare
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  Speaker 1: occasions where it's not all Jerry's fault. I in addition
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  Speaker 1: to that post, I also said this is one of
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  Speaker 1: the very few times Jerry Jones acted like an actual
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  Speaker 1: GM The Cowboys reportedly get two first rounders and a
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  Speaker 1: Pro Bowl defensive lineman. It's not the herschel Walker trade,
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  Speaker 1: but it is the closest thing since that the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: have done. I'm not saying I love it, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: live with it. What are you making a face for.
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  Speaker 3: It's closer to the Luca trade than it is the
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  Speaker 3: herschel Walker trade.
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  Speaker 1: Oooh no, no, no, no, no no no no.
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  Speaker 3: Ohd you've got an aging injured.
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  Speaker 1: The MAVs wove got so little like to me, the
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  Speaker 1: Micah trade and the Luca trade are in nowhere the
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  Speaker 1: same ballpark. The Luca thing was so much worse. It
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  Speaker 1: was worse handled. The trade value for it was abysmal.
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  Speaker 1: At least this you get some workable pieces to build on.
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  Speaker 1: With the Luca thing, it was such a trash trade.
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  Speaker 1: It was like they it was almost personal. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: why did you ask for so little? Anyway?
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  Speaker 3: I mean so, I mean if the Cowboys, this is
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  Speaker 3: what they get for waiting, you know, as long as
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  Speaker 3: they did.
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  Speaker 1: Had they done this last year, it probably would have
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  Speaker 1: been fine. But Jerry doesn't do that. He likes to
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  Speaker 1: wait for that last almost last year because they they
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  Speaker 1: would have had Mica under control for another couple of
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  Speaker 1: years if they really wanted it. But he waited on
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  Speaker 1: Dak and then had to back up the truck even more,
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  Speaker 1: costing him fifteen to twenty million dollars. Had he done
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  Speaker 1: the Dak deal a year earlier, he would have saved
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  Speaker 1: the team money. Why are you chicking your face right?
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  Speaker 3: Because the DAC was is still one of the worst.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of the worst contracts in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: NFL besides what's the kid from Houston that they traded.
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  Speaker 3: Up the Cleveland Brown's, uh, Deshaun Watson.
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  Speaker 2: Deshaun Watson.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's a good contract. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: had Jerry made the deal a year prior, it would
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  Speaker 1: have saved the team a lot of money. But he
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  Speaker 1: waited and it cost him a lot more money per year.
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  Speaker 1: Same thing with the Micah deal. If they had done
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  Speaker 1: this last year, they might have gotten Micah roped in
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  Speaker 1: on lesser dollars per year. They didn't do it for
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  Speaker 1: whatever reason. Now, all that being said, Jerry wants and
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  Speaker 1: I put this on the post. Jerry wants to pay
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  Speaker 1: his guys. He always has. I think back to when
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  Speaker 1: Zeke was doing his whole shenanigans in Mexico holding out.
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  Speaker 1: How many fans were ready to see him go bye bye,
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry still paid him.
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  Speaker 3: That's you're missing a key, a key perspective on that.
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  Speaker 3: Jerry likes to pay the guys that no one else
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  Speaker 3: would pay.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 3: He overpays for mediocre talent and he lets great talent go.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes that that is the case, but if it's if
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  Speaker 1: it is a top tier person, he wants to keep them.
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  Speaker 1: Dak in his mind, Dak CD.
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  Speaker 3: Mike in his mind, you know, Dak. At the end
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  Speaker 3: of the year, when they go most you know, the
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  Speaker 3: league does a deal of most overrated players. Dak is
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  Speaker 3: always on the and these are the players voting and keeping.
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  Speaker 1: Again, this is not a Dak thing. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: Dak's worth the money that he got. I will say this.
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  Speaker 1: In the NFL, the most important player on your team
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  Speaker 1: is quarterback. They don't have a better option than Dak
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  Speaker 1: right now. So that's why they had to pay him.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they should have paid him a year before.
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  Speaker 1: And it saved themselves a little bit of money. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and they could have done that too, but they didn't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but but that that goes to show. It's proof that
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  Speaker 1: Jerry wants to pay his guys. And he tried to
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  Speaker 1: get Mike assigned and Mike is like, well, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: good with this. They basically had a verbal agreement, and
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  Speaker 1: then Micah's agent goes, no, you don't, We're not doing
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  Speaker 1: it this way. And keep in mind, Micah said last
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  Speaker 1: year he would happily take less. He said he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: need that amount of money. Until this all started, all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, he does need this amount of money.
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  Speaker 1: And then he starts acting like an emo baby on
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  Speaker 1: the sidelines and during a training camp, and I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: that pissed off the team, and as a fan, that
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  Speaker 1: annoyed me, like, it's not my money. But if you
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  Speaker 1: think you're worth a certain dollar amount that you are
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  Speaker 1: demanding and commanding, then you need to act like it
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  Speaker 1: instead of acting like a baby on the sidelines.
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  Speaker 2: But I also think his stats prior to that gave
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  Speaker 2: him that value, so he can't he can't act like
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  Speaker 2: an emo baby when he's also being devalued by the
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  Speaker 2: guy who said.
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  Speaker 1: Then don't be on the sidelines. If that's going to
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  Speaker 1: be your attitude, just hold out and go bye bye
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  Speaker 1: until something has happened. Don't go to training camp, don't
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  Speaker 1: go to the games and be a distraction the kid
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  Speaker 1: on the sideline.
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  Speaker 2: But then you would complain about that, like, look at it,
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  Speaker 2: look at him, How disrespectful is that. There's all that.
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  Speaker 2: Now I've seen people's posts were like, well, you know
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  Speaker 2: he's got back issues, so let him go.
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  Speaker 1: He does not have back issues. You see the video
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  Speaker 1: of him dancing around his living room at the announcement
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  Speaker 1: of him being traded and being signed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody everybody has their like if they would have
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  Speaker 2: signed him, the conversation would be different, but they didn't,
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  Speaker 2: So another conversation everybody's trying to find the faults in
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  Speaker 2: him and not the fact that Trey's right, Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 2: you need to put the emphasis on his guys. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't want to pay all he wants to pay in
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  Speaker 2: his head who he thinks is going to take him
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  Speaker 2: back to those glory days and was.
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  Speaker 1: One of his guys until it switched.
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  Speaker 3: But the probably with Dak, Jerry so wants the validation
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  Speaker 3: that he's a football guy and he wants people to
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  Speaker 3: know that he took that what was Dack a third
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  Speaker 3: round pick or fourth round pick?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Fourth?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he wants that, you know, He's like, he wants
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  Speaker 3: that recognition that, oh I saw that, I saw what
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  Speaker 3: no one else saw. He's never gonna get it he
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  Speaker 3: everyone else saw what what he actually got.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if the Packers win the Super Bowl, I'll laugh
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  Speaker 2: my butt off.
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  Speaker 1: If the Packers win the Super Bowl, it's not going
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  Speaker 1: to be single handedly at the hands of Micah, because
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  Speaker 1: a Parsons, a Micah Parsons less Packers beat the ever
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  Speaker 1: loving crap out of the Cowboys in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying the irony
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  Speaker 2: would be if he gets traded the Packers and they
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  Speaker 2: win a ring. Oh my, I mean nobody. I mean,
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: if the.
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  Speaker 1: Packers win the Super Bowl, it's going to because it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be because their quarterback did some amazing things
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  Speaker 1: with help of Micah Parsons.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Jerry would have to jump off the
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  Speaker 2: high five. He would have to, he would have to
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  Speaker 2: end it. He would never be able to live it.
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  Speaker 1: Down Ross here's the thing. He wouldn't jump. You might
• 13:02
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  Speaker 1: Micah Parson stuff a little bit later, but something that's
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: more pressing in our personal lives, and that's mainly you.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Trey in EU raj is this the list of places
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  Speaker 1: that women refuse to go on a first date? Has
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  Speaker 1: gone viral again. It was originally shared in twenty twenty three.
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  Speaker 1: The post sparked wide debate over dating expectations and effort,
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  Speaker 1: and its reappearances once again fueling conversation across social media.
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  Speaker 1: The list of absolute knows from women for first dates,
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  Speaker 1: and some of these might surprise you. For example, sporting
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  Speaker 1: events came in at number twenty eight, number twenty seven,
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  Speaker 1: waffle house twenty six. A bar just for drinks draws
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  Speaker 1: a hard no from women, number twenty five, A hookah bar, nightclubs,
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  Speaker 1: bowling at twenty three. Women say no to bowling now
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  Speaker 1: far High State. Yeah, I feel like that's location specific.
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  Speaker 2: Not in Cleveland. I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: For fact, I feel like like a tornado alley would
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  Speaker 1: absolutely be fine with a bowling alley. Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Yeah, Texas.
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  Speaker 3: I also think that the bowling thing would probably be
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  Speaker 3: more venue specific, because like in Dallas there are a
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  Speaker 3: couple of nice places you can go bowling that I mean,
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  Speaker 3: they're like.
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  Speaker 1: You take a first date to Penstack, You're going to
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  Speaker 1: be just fine. Yeah, No, number twenty two somewhere that
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  Speaker 1: requires a long drive. Well, you're not going to get
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  Speaker 1: that with Raj anyway or Tray for that. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Trey will drive for a date. You've done that, You
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  Speaker 1: did that last year. You met someone like pretty far
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  Speaker 1: out for a date. Raj, that's a hard note for you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'll drive. I just when I get there, they're
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  Speaker 2: better be parking, but I'll drive right back. I love driving.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that's a really so driving to a
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  Speaker 3: date one thing. I would never on a first date
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  Speaker 3: go somewhere that requires a long drive because if they
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  Speaker 3: get on my nerves in the car on the get go, man,
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  Speaker 3: that's going to be a bad date and you're stuck
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  Speaker 3: in a car with them for like an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can also do this. If it's that bad,
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  Speaker 2: you can stop midway and be like, here's fifty bucks
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: for an uber. Yeah, I'm going the rest of the way.
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  Speaker 1: You can pull a Tony Romo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you can. You can stop it right there.
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  Speaker 1: Number twenty two movie night like Netflix, Hulu, et cetera.
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  Speaker 1: So going to a movie I guess so far in
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  Speaker 1: this list they're still okay with but not at home
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  Speaker 1: Netflix and Hulu. Number twenty family functions. That's a hard
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  Speaker 1: pass for a first date, to be honest, that's one
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  Speaker 1: of the ones I agree with him. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why for a first date you'd want to do that.
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  Speaker 1: For a family function, I think you're really pretty. Do
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  Speaker 1: you want to go to my godchild Christening? Ice Cream
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  Speaker 1: dates at nineteen? Coffee dates at eighteen? Starbucks is seventeen.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow that's different than coffee dates. So you know women
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  Speaker 1: made this list. I'm going to get there more option
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  Speaker 1: on that list.
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  Speaker 2: There's more options on Starbucks, right, there's like lattes and
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  Speaker 2: stuff that, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Snacks and such. A church? Okay, you met at church.
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  Speaker 1: Do not do church for a first date.
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  Speaker 2: If I show up with a chick a church. Do
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  Speaker 2: you know she's hot because I'm Hindu? Yeah, if I'm
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  Speaker 2: like he is my savior, she is hot? Who like
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  Speaker 2: so smoking hot? We're all gonna question of whether or
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  Speaker 2: not you made a deal with the devil, Yes, and
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  Speaker 2: I would have. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Fifteen women say absolutely not to a first date at.
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  Speaker 2: The gym, Oh good, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Fourteen Denny's thirteen I hop. I don't know why those
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  Speaker 1: are somehow worse than waffle House as far as the
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  Speaker 1: ranking is concerned, but there they are, next to each other.
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  Speaker 1: A buffet at number twelve. Number eleven, Red Lobster draws
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  Speaker 1: a hard pass from ladies on a first date. Now
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  Speaker 1: we're into the top ten. Okay, quickside thing though, If
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  Speaker 1: you want to date my mom, she is single, and
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  Speaker 1: you can take her to Red Lobster. She loves it.
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  Speaker 2: I love a woman that likes a cheddar biscuit.
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  Speaker 1: What about one that loves all the cheddar biscuits like
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  Speaker 1: own basket kind of thing? And who can blame her?
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  Speaker 2: All? Right?
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Here we go the top ten of the places that
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  Speaker 1: women absolutely refuse to go on a first date, as
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  Speaker 1: originally posted in twenty twenty three that has now gone ReViral.
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  Speaker 1: Number ten, Wingstop, number nine, Buffalo Wild Wings really anti
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: wings here? Number eight any fast food chain. Again, there's
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: some get I get all those, yeah, but any fast
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: food chain really just kind of took away half the list.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I've already said, so that this list really could have
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: been like six or seven as opposed to twenty eight.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Number seven, your house. They don't want a first date
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: at your house. Okay, someplace in public. I get that.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: The movies there it is. Apparently the movies is no
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: longer first date material. Now we're into the top five.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: You remember how any fast food chain was number eight.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: The top five is full of fast food chains that
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: women refuse to go on a first date. Number five,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Olive Garden number four, Chipotle number three, Chili's number two,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: apple Bee's number one. What do you think the chain
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: restaurant of choice is for women to say absolutely not
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: on a first date.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: You hit home like Applebe's, Chilis. You hit those, So
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: that's what I would have guessed.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: There's a big one along with a big, big menu.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Cheesecake factory.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Cheesecake factory.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, cheesecake factory. Number one place when
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: women refuse to go on a first date. So now
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: that those are the twenty eight places they won't go,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: good luck finding one they will go.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, the lady that I'm seeing, we just kind
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: of we just did. The first date was at her place.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: We watched the new episodes of South Park and yeah,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: just kind of hung out. So the home thing, I
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: don't know that was her idea.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: That sounds to me. But you guys already went out one,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: so that's more of a second.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: No, different, different, different lady.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I haven't gone out with Oh oh, and we're already
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: saying we're seeing her.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, Oh what happened to the Russian?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: He was very lovely. We had a very nice dinner.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: She's just not really my type. She wanted to go
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: out for cigars afterwards, and I'm like, and I'm out,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: so okay, but I'm like, that's what that was a
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: very Russian thing. I'm like, are we going to an
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: underground poker room? Like where are you taking me?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Yes? But no, we had we had a nice we
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: had It's very brave of you to decline a second
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: date with a woman.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I did it in public so she couldn't kill me there.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Uh no. So it was a very nice dinner and
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: we had some lovely conversation of a lovely hug. When
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: she's like, do you want to go with me to
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: the cigar bar here in Madison And I'm like, I will.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: No, Okay, So for the girl that you now claim
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: you are seeing, it was her idea to come over
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: and watch South Park ye for me to come to
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: her place and on a first date. Yeah, okay, but
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: that's I guess that's different because it was her idea. Now,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: had you proposed that she might who knows?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe so yeah, maybe that Maybe that would sound creepy,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: but wow.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: That's a groundbreaking concept if she thinks of it. It's okay.
• 22:27
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• 23:19
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• 23:21
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Frankin Bunnies, zombie squirrels, mutant deer,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: and now the first human case of the flesh eating
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: parasite New World screwworm has been detected in the United States.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: the apocalypse won't announce itself, but there will be signs.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: And I think we have our first handful. Is there
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: any doubt that we are in the end times now?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: It's just a matter of when the final thing drops?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: This is there a sort of how Dan starts a cult?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: The end Times are opponents.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: My friends. I'm just in the corner over here, mixing
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: kool Aid.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even it was flavoring. That's the worst part
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: It was knocked off kool Aid.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: It was it was generic kool Aid.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Oh no, God, I don't know if I'm going out,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not going out on dollar store kool Aid.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: That's just.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: The icy pops taken.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know if I'm making you drink Colt juice,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be name brand stuff.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: See. And that's why I would join. I like, I
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: want to be in a boogie cult.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, it's it's sure, it's deadly, but it
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: is delicious.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Dan's cult is a little bit below scientology. Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Mine actually will be the kool Aid cult. I will
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: smash my way through your living room wall and give
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: you all the reasons why the end times are here,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: and you can take a sip out of me. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: have a sip of back Colt juice, which, by the way,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: part of our cult before we do this is going
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: to be making and branding Colt juice and selling it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: It's so it sounds so hipsteristal if you made that
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: a vodka right now, it would fly off the shelves.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I'd buy it. Like sorry, sorry, snoop, eat your heart
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: out with nineteen crimes. I'm pumping out some Colt juice.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: We should start this even making it up.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, the Bible has their signs of the apocalypse,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: but even the guys that wrote the Bible didn't think
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: of Frankin Bunny's deer, Bambi, herpes, zombie squirrels, and now
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: the flesh eating bacteria called the New World screwworm.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that just sounds like a hip hop group, New
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: World Screworm or I think more emo, more emo.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, Uh yeah, I got I could see that.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: The larva of the New World screw worm fly can
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: devastate cattle herds and is rife in parts of Central America. See,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: that's part of the reason why some of the immigrants
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: are coming here. They're like, screw worm, We're coming to you.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: What what what?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I have no idea I got. I got stuck somewhere
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: in Central America and Asia Central and and and and
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: both were horrific at defensive. And so I'm saying like
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: it started sort of like Guatemalan and it ended somewhere
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: like Far East Age and it was just all bad. Anyway,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: The first human case of the flesh eating parasite New
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: World screwworm has been detected in the United States. That's
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: according to the Department of Health and Human Services, which
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I find fascinating. Usually it's the CDC that announces these things,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: but because a bunch of them have been fired or
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: resigned and there's distrust in the CDC from the COVID era,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: that now HHS is saddled with announcing these things because
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: maybe people will believe it more. If we get to
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the point where the Secretary of State is pushing vaccines,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: you know we've hit a new low. But as it is,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: this case involves a person who had recently traveled to
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: El Salvador, was confirmed to be screw worm by the
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: CDC and the Maryland Health Department. They said in a
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: statement that the resident had recovered from the infection and
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: the investigation confirmed there is no indication of transmission to
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: any other individuals or animals, which census is coming from
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: a government agency, there absolutely is. We're all going to die.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: By the way, you have a quota on filling your
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: number of bottles of cult juice today, so get at it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: They also say this is the first human case of
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: travel associated New World screw worm biases from an outbreak
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: affected country identified in the United States. The risk of
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: public health in the United States from this introduction is
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: very low. Okay, sure, Jan, nothing to see here. You're fine.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: You're not going to be eaten by a screw worm. Okay.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: So is it a worm or is it an infection?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I'm it sounds like it can be both. It's fly larva,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: So maybe fly lerva gets in you and then it
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: turns into a screw worm and then eat you maybe
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: from the inside out.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: But then what wouldn't fly larva turn into a fly
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know how that would still be a worm
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: just scientifically. But oh am I I'm not at the CDC,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: but yeah, I mean that would be that would be
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: hard to at your funeral, Like, well, was it the cancer?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: No?
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Oh? Was it his die? No?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Here, I don't know why that has anything to do
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: with this. Okay, screw worms, But well, what did he
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: die of?
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I knew he was int the weird stuff, but what
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: killed him?
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Told him to stay out of neck and fight club.
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  Speaker 1: to the Treehouse Show and let's grow. In the last
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: week or so, we have mentioned one of our favorite
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: comedies of all time, Airplane, and that movie came out
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: all the way back in nineteen eighty and it is
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: a classic. We may disagree on the Cowboys trading Michael
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Parsons and certain details of that, but we all agree
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: that airplane is a classic comedy. Now, Collider dot com thought,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: you know what, let's all get together, put our big
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: brains in one pile and come up with the ten
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: funniest movies of the past fifty years.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting? Okay?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So are these the ten funniest movies of the
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: last fifty years? Collider dot com thinks, so, I'm curious
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: to know what you think. Number ten came out in
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: two thousand and four, Anchor Man, The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Do you think that is a top ten comedy over
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: the last fifty years?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right. Number nine, A Fish called Wanda Jami
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Curtis came out nineteen eighty eight. Line. I will admit
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I have seen it, but it's been a very long time,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: and I don't remember a whole lot about it. And
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I think I was a kid, so don't I didn't
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: really get a lot of it.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I think John Cleese was in that as well.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yep, I need that's one I need to watch. I'd say, rewatch,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: but I don't necessarily think it should count when I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: watched it when I was like, you know, eight, But
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: you guys agree, Fish called Wanda would be a top
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: ten over the last fifty years. Okay, number eight in
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: two thousand and seven, super Bad. No, I'm with you there.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I liked the movie, but I don't think I would
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: put it in the top ten funniest movies over the
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: last fifty years. No, No, number seven. I don't take
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: any fault with this, kind of like the Mica trade.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with its inclusion in the
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: top ten from nineteen seventy nine, The Life of Brian.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's good.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Just seeing the title it makes me laugh.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, just seeing the title of a movie making
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: me laugh says a lot about the movie. Yeah, and
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: just that opening scene, just open up, the shutters scene,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: all the way to the end, everyone on the crosses
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: singing about life, looking on the bright side of life.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: That's like twenty dudes are crucified. Oh okay, all right,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Number six, nineteen ninety four Clerks.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was good. I'd put in the top twenty. Yeah,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't put it in the top ten.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I might. It'd be difficult to make a list like this.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I will admit that, because there were some very funny
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: movies over the last fifty years, and Clerks was very
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: different at the time. You were talking about a movie
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: that was made for like a thousand bucks. Yeah, and
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it has some classic lines, not the least of which
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: is his girlfriend and the things that she did thirty
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: seven times in a row. Number five, Here we go.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Top five funniest movies over the last fifty years, according
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: to Collider dot com. Nineteen ninety eight's The Big Lebowski.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I mean a cult classic, brilliant movie. I don't know
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: about top ten comedy. I agree.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I love that movie. I would not slap it in
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: the top ten. Yeah, funniest films in the last fifty years.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I would kind of lump that in with Clerks of
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: if you were doing cultural, yeah, impactful, you know. Yeah,
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: but top ten funniest No.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Number four from twenty eleven Bridesmaids. I will say it
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: was certainly toilet humor. But yeah, of movies in the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: last fifty years, the scene where they all have food
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: poisoning is among one of the like the hardest laughing
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: sessions I've had with a film. And I realized it's
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: completely low hanging fruit. It's toilet humor and everything. But
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry when when she wouldn't Melissa McCarthy, even though
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: she's polarizing, says it's coming out like hot lof I
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: just lost it. That was a great scene.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't think that qualifies the movie into
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: the top five.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Number three, I think Trey is going to be okay
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: with this one. Nineteen ninety six is the Bird Cage.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Again. That's when I need to go back and rewatch
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: because that that was a movie. I laughed hard. I mean,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Gene Hackman playing off of just over the top Nathan Lady.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, but Hank Khazaria steals that movie.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, yeah, he's so good.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: The whole movie's so good.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: He steals that movie.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: And they did a really good job casting the couple
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: that brings these two families together, because I can kind
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: of remember the guy's face. I don't even remember the girl.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: And they should be forgettable because you don't want them
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: taking away from.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: The star power of the parents on both don't remember
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Calista Flockhart, that's who it was.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, he was a little forgettable and it was fine.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Number two nineteen eighty four's this is Spinal Tap.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Oh for sure, Absolutely, yeah, I agree. I wouldn't put
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: it at number two. Yeah, I put it in the
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: top ten. It'd probably be eight for me. But I
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: do believe they're making Spinal Tap two.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yes they are, and I.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Don't know if they should, but I will go. I
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: will see it, but because I mean, all the all
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: the cast is still around, so I will still watch it.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: But Spinal Tap great movie.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I am with you. I know I've seen that movie,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: but it was an extremely long time ago. I need
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: to I need to write down my list of the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: films that I need to watch slash rewatch because it's
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: been so long, and Spinal Tap is one of them. Yeah,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: and it is one of the most quoted movies of
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: all time. Would just then turn it up to eleven
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: and the level will say that and have no idea
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: of its origin, right, I've seen that.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I've seen like young kids like turn up to eleven
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, you don't know where that came.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: That gave no fing clue where that came from? Do you?
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Number one, According to Collider dot com, the funniest movie
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: of the last fifty years is Airplane.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, you know, we left out a lot
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: of I mean, I can't believe nothing from No Brooks
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: really made it into Blazing Saddles Blazing History of the World.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I'm with you the fact that that's not on there.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I like, look, i'd love Spaceballs. I wouldn't
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: put it in the top ten. It might be the
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: top ten in my heart, yes, but no Blazing Saddles. Honestly,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: if you had Blazing Saddles and Airplane one and two
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: in either order, right, I don't think anyone would be
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: mad about it. But the fact that Collider dot com
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: and did not include it is such such a just
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: it it affects the credibility of the list.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: An Airplane two was actually really good as well. Like,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: people don't realize that William Shatner killed me in that movie.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: It's just the biggest it was playing William Shatner was him.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Well, look, I mean, if we're being honest, if you're
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: going to make a list of the top ten funniest
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: films over the last fifty years and you don't include
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Blazing Saddles, your credibility is in question. Also, if you
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: can't bother to include at least one Police Academy, I'm
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: looking at you, sideways.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I never found those movies funny and GW. Bailey was
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: one of my professors in college, and I never had
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: the ard to tell them I don't find any of
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: those funny. I thought Michael Winslow was great because I
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: like the sound effect thing. That's pretty cool. And if
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: you ever go to lunch with them, he does it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Any glaring omissions from the list tray for you, I.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Would have put Old School and or Animal House.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I wonder if they were trying to go
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: like a politically politically correct route they.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Had to, because if that's the case, then that would
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: explain why Blazing Saddles and Animal House are not on
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  Speaker 1: the list. Same could be said for Fast Times at
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Ridgemont High.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure. Uh you know, and then like
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  Speaker 2: the top ten, I don't know what's out for me.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Monty Python's a holy grail. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how long that didn't make it same.
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  Speaker 1: I'm right there with you, Yeah, mel Brooks, Monty Python,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: holy grail, Come on, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now they may not have intended it to be funny,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: but if you go and you watch American Ninja four,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: you don't laugh.
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  Speaker 3: The annihilation.
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  Speaker 1: Today is September first, twenty twenty five. Hope you're having
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: an outstanding labor day and we're going to celebrate with
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: some birthdays. September first birthday babies. Zindaiya, Zandia whatever. Zindeia
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: is twenty eight years old today. She is whatever, however
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: you say her name, and the Dune movies, the New
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Dune movies. She's also Rue Bennett on HBO's Euphoria and
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Michelle Jones mj in the New Spider Man movies. In
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: the MCU quick question, I've either of you seen the
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: New Dune movie with Zendia and Timothy Sallame.
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  Speaker 3: It's part one. I have not seen part two.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I've seen both. Yeah, it's good.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's star studded cast, there's no doubt. I guess.
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  Speaker 1: I just I don't. I don't for some reason that movie,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: with the premise of it, even though it's very it's
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: kind of similar to you, like Star Wars type stuff,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: sci fi and all that, it just doesn't really pull
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: me in. Although I will say I am fascinated by
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the arc of Timothy Chalameange's character where it's like he's
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: supposed to be a freedom fighter and he's out for
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: revenge because they killed his family, and then he basically
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: is going to turn into a really bad dude. That
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: part's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: I thought they did an excellent job with part one,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: and like I just I don't know why I never
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: watched part two, just the.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Way I look at it. If you if you saw
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: part one, then you should absolutely see part Like if
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: you saw part one and you at least liked it,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: then you should definitely see the second one. Other birthdays today,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: let's see here JD Fortune. He won rock Star in
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: excess to replace the late Michael Hutchins as lead singer.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: He is fifty two today. However, he's not been with
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: him since twenty eleven for vastly different reasons than Michael
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Hutchins is no longer with them.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't they replaced him with because Michael Hutchinson has
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: a brother that looks just like him, and I.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Really that's yes. Now, did they not get him in
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: the first place?
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: That was the whole thing. I'm sure it was like
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: we got this new reality show that we're going to
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: do and when you win, you can be the frontman
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: for in Access And he's like, uh, hello, I can
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: do that now.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Like he's in the front row and they're just looking
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: above him, like over his head, like anyone anyone in here.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I believe it's I think they almost look similar.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Interesting. My still my my favorite though, as far as
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: replacing a lead singer in a band, My favorite story
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: is Steve Perry leaving Journey and then Journey finding its
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: new frontman had a karaoke bar in the Philippines. Dude
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: sounds just like Steve Perry.
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  Speaker 3: I found him on YouTube.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, on YouTube.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Arnell Perneda is his name, and the two bartenders at
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: the laugh Actory you're both Filipino. And then when he
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: got the gig they were it was like it was
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: like India won the World Cup. Like that's like like
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: that's how they acted like Philippine, Like can you believe it?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, he's a karaoke singer. The best part
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: of what did they say is the greatest form of
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: flattery's imitation, right, And that's what it is. And I
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: would never go but I did like when they get
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: inducted in the Hall of Fames. Steve Perry didn't stand
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: up and walk on stage with them. He's still sat
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: in the front and then after they were done with
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: their speech, he went up and spoke, and I thought
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: that was classic because like, let him have his moment.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: What was the what?
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: What was what happened there?
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Steve Perry lost his voice?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, well he also had an he was good. They
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: wanted to go on tour. Steve was like, I don't
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: want to go yet, and everybody was fighting to go
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: on tour. So he was training because the front man
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: like just because of how much work you have to
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: do on stage. So he was like running near his
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: house and whole and he got to the top of
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: a hill and he couldn't move and he had to
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: have a hip replacement. They found it out later and
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: simultaneously with what Tray said, like he had to have
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: like vocal lessons and I think he had like pull
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: ups on his vocal cord or something like that. So
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: he's like, I'm gonna be out for another six months.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: When when I'm done, we'll resume the tour. And the
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: band was like, you're fired, because they so jacked up Yeah,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: they just wanted to go back out on the road
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: and make money. Well they found this kid.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: I think, I think, because I don't think he's still
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: like I think it was I might be able to
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: sing again. And they were like, yeah, sorry, we're not
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: waiting for you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: And I don't know how long of a time frame
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: it was from when they fired Steve Perry when they
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: got the Filipino YouTuber. But it wasn't immediate like it
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: it took some time.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's just such a fascinating story. Just to have
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: greed takeover that much. It's like, but sucks for you, Steve.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: We're gonna We're just gonna find some somebody and keep
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: on going.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: The best part of it is he wrote the majority
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: of their songs, so when they go out and perform,
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: like I think it's him, one other guy that writes
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: the songs for it, Like he still gets paid. Yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: so he's like when they went up there to accept
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: the award, you know, the deduction of the Hall of Fame,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: you could have seen the smile on his face, like Graskins,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: he should have.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Said thank you. In Filipino, you're listening to.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we have just a couple of minutes left
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: for the show today, Tray, is there any more taking
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: to task you would like to do to me over
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the Micah Parsons trade away from the Cowboys to the Packers. Again,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: let me just reiterate, I don't love the trade. I
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: don't love the situation, but based on what happened, I
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: can live with what they got for him.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Then, like I told you, I'm gonna save a chair
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: for you when you're when you're ready to quit your
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: addiction you have, there's a spot spot for you.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: At Cowboys Anonymous.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I'll be your sponsor.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Can it can be next to the coffee and the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: donuts so I can just kind of reach over and
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: just absolutely plenty.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: If you can call me anytime day or night, and
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I'll explain to you what happened during the game.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like that's a good sponsor.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I just don't want you to relapse to nineteen ninety
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: six or nineteen ninety three. They actually won a championship.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to revert back to then.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I will say this, I was thinking that my my
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: worst nightmare was going to be that if Micah left
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: and whatever was that he would have tried everything within
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: his power and his agent's power to land in Washington
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: to be reunited with what's his nuts. And you're talking
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: about a team that's just that just came off of
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: going to the NFC title game and then acquiring Micah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I thought, oh man, that would be that would be
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: an ideal situation. I would think if you're Micah. But
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: instead they shipped him off to Green Bay.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think there was any chance Jerry was
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: going to trade him in conference in divisions.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, although it's Jerry, you never know. Yeah, I
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: mean maybe if he called, like if he quick hypothetical.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I usually hate these in sports stock but whatever, I'll
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: do this one. If Okay, so we get the Cowboys
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: get two first rounders and a Pro Bowl defensive tackle
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: for micro Parsons. That's what they get from Green Bay.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Would you have been okay with sending Micah to Washington
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: if you got three first round picks.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, I would have been fine sending them anywhere. The
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Cowboys are gonna suck regardless.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: So it just doesn't matter where for how much.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I'll take the more of the picks, but
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: as long as that, as long as they have that
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: d contract. I mean, here's how I messed up the
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: that contract is most quarterback contracts, you're the highest paid
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: quarterback for less than a year because there's always some more.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: They'll do a dollar more DAK. A year later, it's
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: still the highest paid quarterback.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And and thank you to Jerry Jones for inventing
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: the salary cap.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: An idiot, the architect of his destruction.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: That's right, just because you can make it doesn't mean
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: you can operate it.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's neuro with the nets.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: And I will always contend the start where Jerry starts off,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: and it absolutely he you're basically you're one or year
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: two of the salary cap completely screws the team and
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: everything else. When he signed Don Sanders. Yeah, because you
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: could have signed a lot of core players instead of
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: that contract.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: And Roger, you said, Jerry's, Jerry's what Jerry's He's near
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Nero with his fiddle.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: You know, he's just watching Rome Burn.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Eventually he looks around and goes, ah, Welcome to the
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: world of cowboys fans, Jerry for all things Treehouse, go
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• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, I did think of one, or actually two movies
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: that really got should have been on that list. The
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: top ten. Dumb and Dumber.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Oh okay.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Interestingly, a scene that would compete with how hard I
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: laughed at the diarrhea scene in Bride'smaids would certainly be
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Jeff Daniels diarrhea scene in Dumb and Dumber and.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Dan I'm surprised you didn't catch this one. Either Vacation
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: or Christmas Vacation.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm with you. They might be in my
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: top ten, and Christmas Vacation is in my top ten,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: but I don't expect everyone else to agree with that one.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Then you have to go with Fletch. I do love Fletch.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I even like Fletch Lives.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: No, you need to end this show now, I mean,
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: come on, it had Randall text Cobb and jail, wearing makeup,
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: saying he was in jail for molesting a dead horse.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Chevy Chase dressed up as a televangelist. All right, whatever,
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