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Hour 2 - Feelin Blue · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: It's a small world, after all, it's a small, small world.
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Speaker 1: And that's baseball, Susan. It's our number two, our number two,
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Speaker 1: and it's all about scandal involving the Dodgers now show.
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Speaker 1: Hey O Toadi, the seven hundred million dollar man, according
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Speaker 1: to reports this week, will not hit the eject button
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Speaker 1: on the Dodger deal if they are sold, believe it
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Speaker 1: or not. Also, can you diagnose what's going on with
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Speaker 1: Yankee star jazz Chisholm Junior, who's been playing some bad
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Speaker 1: music this year in the Boogie Down Bronx. We'll talk
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Speaker 1: about that. Also, what's your takeaway from the malor sampler
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Speaker 1: of the first night of exhibition NFL television broadcast, the
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Speaker 1: local TV broadcast in the NFL. We'll talk about that.
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Speaker 1: we go. It's our number two.
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Speaker 2: Feeling Blue, Feeling Blue, Welcome in not beginning of another
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Speaker 2: hour of.
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Speaker 1: rewhere face to face. Well, steer the mind. Yeah, I'm
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Speaker 1: just deal with it all right. And we are on
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Speaker 1: and get to work. So our lead story of this
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Speaker 1: our little baseball here at the top and big match
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Speaker 1: up this weekend, the Dodgers and the Brewers four game series.
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Speaker 1: It started on Thursday night at the Ravine in la
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Speaker 1: and the Dodgers are back. They get the perfect tonic.
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Speaker 1: They played the Royals beat up on the tomato cans
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Speaker 1: there and so now the Brewers come in. Brewers have
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Speaker 1: not been playing well recently either, so that was the matchup.
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Speaker 1: I saw any of that game, perhaps you missed it,
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Speaker 1: and wow, what a what a hot mess? Edwin Diaz. Yeah, man,
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Speaker 1: he had dysentery yet again on the mound, coughed up
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Speaker 1: a multi run lead in the ninth inning, and Dave
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Speaker 1: Roberts acting like the statue of liberty. He was frozen
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Speaker 1: like a statue watching this happen and took him out
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Speaker 1: too late. Brewers win the game, so the crew get
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Speaker 1: back on track, feel good about themselves there against another
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Speaker 1: Dave Roberts liked him in that spot moment there, So
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Speaker 1: we'll wait to get our full review on that series.
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Speaker 1: But the Brewers feeling good about themselves. Dodgers and another
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Speaker 1: embarrassing moment there. It's all about the loose bies. I'm
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Speaker 1: sure some Dodger propaganda's say, well, you know, he didn't
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Speaker 1: get any anybody really out, but he looked you know,
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Speaker 1: there's some signs. There's some signs he's about to turn
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Speaker 1: the corner. Ah, all right, anyway, the real story, don't
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Speaker 1: bury the lead, ma man. The real story here is
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Speaker 1: the unrest in Blue heavy and as we have talked
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Speaker 1: about it's bad, like the Gougenheim Partner group, It's not
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Speaker 1: good at all. Everything I'm hearing, everything I read this
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Speaker 1: is a big time financial boondoggle that has no end
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Speaker 1: in sight, no really good ending to think about it.
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Speaker 1: Like the top way this could end would be that
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Speaker 1: all you have to do is sell the Dodgers. You
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Speaker 1: already sold the Lakers, and then just take that whatever
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Speaker 1: money you can get out of that after capital gains,
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Speaker 1: and then pay off the federal government to keep yourself
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Speaker 1: out of some country club jail as a rich person,
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Speaker 1: because rich people go to country club jail. About where
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Speaker 1: we are at this based on the information we have.
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Speaker 1: So the other part of this is the there's a
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Speaker 1: lot of pieces in the jigsaw puzzle is show hail Tani.
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Speaker 1: So we're hearing that the reports, I'm sure these were
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Speaker 1: completely organic and we're not leaked by somebody from the
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Speaker 1: Dodger pr department that Sho hal Tani is unlikely to
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Speaker 1: exercise his key Man opt out clause even if Mark
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Speaker 1: Walter is forced by the federal government to sell the
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Speaker 1: Dodgers because of some illegal dealing financially. Now, the report
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Speaker 1: that conveniently popped up in multiple Friendly to Baseball outlets.
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Speaker 1: Friendly to Baseball Outlets claimed that it was a source
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Speaker 1: familiar with Otani's camp. Where is Campbotani? Do is that?
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Speaker 3: Like?
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Speaker 4: Do we know?
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Speaker 1: Is that in Riverside? Where's Campbelltani? San Clemente? Do we
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Speaker 1: know where that? We don't know?
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Speaker 3: What they're not?
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Speaker 1: Now the clause if you don't know, give you the
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Speaker 1: quick thumbnail on this. So a Tani ten years, seven
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Speaker 1: hundred million dollar contract. He's currently getting paid seven dollars
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Speaker 1: an hour and most of that money deferred. However, there's
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Speaker 1: an opt out if Mark Walter, the owner or the
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Speaker 1: Dodgers executive Andrew Friedman say bye bye to the organization
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Speaker 1: now Otani's camp. This is according to the reporting. They
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Speaker 1: believe the Dodgers have proven themselves to be a well
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Speaker 1: oiled machine and fulfilled their promise to reinvest the money
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Speaker 1: saved through Otani's massive contract deferrals into the Dodger roster.
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Speaker 1: Then you had that long time gas bag executive Stan
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Speaker 1: cast In, the Dodgers executive who came out there. Remember
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Speaker 1: I remember when he got very upset with a one
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Speaker 1: of the beat writers. I approached him in the press
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Speaker 1: box very classic a couple of years back. Anyway, Stan
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Speaker 1: casting insisting that the owner of the team, the guy
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Speaker 1: that's his boss, Mark Walter, and his sudden sale of
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Speaker 1: the Lakers completely unrelated to the Dodgers declaring there are
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Speaker 1: no changes here. Wink wink. I had the last part
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Speaker 1: that wink wink. I added that that was not his quote.
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Speaker 1: I added the wink wink. That was my part. That
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Speaker 1: was my part. I added the wink wink. All right,
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Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping out point. Let us
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Speaker 1: discuss the question show Hey Otani, all right, not gonna
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Speaker 1: hit the eject button on the Dodgers if they're sold.
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Speaker 1: This according to multiple reports, believe it or not, believe
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Speaker 1: it or not. So I've got Lady Gaga, my pillow,
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Speaker 1: and televangelist, and we'll combine all of these things together
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Speaker 1: and we'll give you the ABC's and the one two threes.
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Speaker 1: We always start out though with number one one one
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Speaker 1: one one one what stop stop? I said, stop? What
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Speaker 1: a croc? What an absolute croc? Okay, Seriously, we're not
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Speaker 1: chugging the corporate blue kool aid. Now. I like the Dodgers.
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Speaker 1: I'd like them to succeed I'd like them to do well.
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Speaker 1: But unlike a lot of you people, I have critical thinking,
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Speaker 1: all right, I have critical thinking, and that is my
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Speaker 1: advantage I have over many people. Otani did not negotiate
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Speaker 1: one of the rarest clauses in baseball history. You can count,
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Speaker 1: I believe, on one hand, the amount of people that
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Speaker 1: have had that clause. You don't do that to just
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Speaker 1: waste it. It is an inject button, and you don't
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Speaker 1: certainly broadcast your intentions when you're going to hit it.
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Speaker 1: Just like Mark Walter did not say I'm gonna buy
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Speaker 1: the Lakers and less than a year I'm gonna sell them.
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Speaker 1: He didn't say that. He didn't say that, you know,
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Speaker 1: because he didn't realize the FEDS would be off bird
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Speaker 1: Dog and him after so Otani's camp Campboltani. Is that
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Speaker 1: like Camp Pendleton, so Campboltani would have to be clinically
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Speaker 1: stupid to telegraph their movements. They don't know. There's so
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Speaker 1: many unanswered questions here about how bad is this? Is
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Speaker 1: it legitimately terrible? Is it not as bad as initially reported?
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Speaker 1: So naturally you would think they're sitting there with their
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Speaker 1: Lady Gaga poker face, pretending pretending everything is pure Dodger
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Speaker 1: Land magic, like we don't know who if the Dodgers
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Speaker 1: who buys the team, does Andrew Friedman stay or does
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Speaker 1: he leave? Will the new owner keep spending like a
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Speaker 1: drunken sailor or turn the Dodgers back into a Frank
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Speaker 1: McCourt era Dollar General where they bring back he sap Troy,
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Speaker 1: nobody knows Didley squat okay, and all all these reports
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Speaker 1: conveniently leaking out at about the same time. It just
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Speaker 1: makes you go hmmm, kind of like that was orchestrated.
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Speaker 1: One of those lines the Dodgers a well oiled machine
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Speaker 1: line which pr person wrote that that's quality. That is
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Speaker 1: absolute quality from supposedly Otani's camp. But just to put
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Speaker 1: a bow on this, declaring Otani will not walk right
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Speaker 1: now is like walking around the stables there at Churchill Downs.
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Speaker 1: And we have one of our great listeners who tends
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Speaker 1: of the horses at Churchill Downs, walking around the back
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Speaker 1: of Churchill Downs and just wander around and announcing the
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Speaker 1: winner of the Kentucky Derby while the horses are eating
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Speaker 1: hay in the back. What are you doing all right now, Pache?
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Speaker 1: Due to the bronx to the Box and the Bronx
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Speaker 1: of the Bronx and Brox and Box Box Brox Rox.
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Speaker 1: Jazz Chisholm not exactly smooth. Jazz a miserable season. Much
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Speaker 1: this may have Yankee fan Jill in Minnesota, She's devastated
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Speaker 1: at Jazz Chisholm there, who's continued to suck at a
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Speaker 1: time you cannot suck. When over four Yankees had a
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Speaker 1: matinee there in the Bronx, three strikeouts, including the final out.
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Speaker 1: Yankees lost one tough to the Seattle baseball team. And
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Speaker 1: despite being absolute dog crap all year, Jazz Chisholm does
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Speaker 1: not think that going to the bench would help him.
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Speaker 1: Of course not. Why would he Nothing else has helped him,
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Speaker 1: Why would that help him? He said, the only way
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Speaker 1: through the struggles is to continue to play and go
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Speaker 1: zero for four. Well actually said to keep going through it. Yes,
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Speaker 1: it's an automatic out when you play the Yankees, you're
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Speaker 1: always on the power play when Jazz Chisholm is there.
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Speaker 1: Because the Yankees lineup is shorthanded now his offensive production
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Speaker 1: has fallen into the abyss. Okay, it's somewhere in the
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Speaker 1: East River. Chisholm a six eighty seven ops for the
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Speaker 1: Yankees right now at the time we're doing this monologue,
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Speaker 1: and that is way down over one hundred points, over
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Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty points from where it was last season.
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Speaker 1: And it's across the board down down, down, down, down,
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Speaker 1: down down down, down, down, down, down, down down. It's
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Speaker 1: way down now. Chisholm said, you know, he said, oh,
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Speaker 1: it can be okay and all that stuff, but he's
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Speaker 1: carrying a roughly forty percent with rate, and it's not
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Speaker 1: just against one pitch, it's not just against breaking balls,
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Speaker 1: it's against everything, and he can see it. Here's what
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Speaker 1: he said. He said, he doesn't have an explanation. He said,
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Speaker 1: I can't tell you why or else I would be hitting,
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Speaker 1: Chisholm insisting that he isn't mentally defeated. And he then
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Speaker 1: said that he believes forty one games can turn a
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Speaker 1: season around, which is the amount of games the Yankees have,
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Speaker 1: give or take here the rest of the way. So
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Speaker 1: the question, can you diagnose what the f is going
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Speaker 1: on with Yankee star Jazz Chisholm Junior, the second baseman
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Speaker 1: from Hell. So yeah, Jazz Chishm Jr. Let's go back
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Speaker 1: to February and it was great. It was wonderful. He
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Speaker 1: came out and it was spring training in Florida, and
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Speaker 1: he showed up and he was doing cosplay as a
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Speaker 1: glorious peacock, and he was strutting around as a peacock
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Speaker 1: with his feathers in the air everywhere, and if I
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Speaker 1: remember correctly, he was talking about a fifty to fifty
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Speaker 1: season in the Bronx. And unfortunately he has been out,
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Speaker 1: been charged with writing bad checks. He wrote checks he
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Speaker 1: could not cash and no baseball play. Think about this,
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Speaker 1: Of all the players in Major League Baseball, there is
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Speaker 1: no single baseball player in twenty twenty six that has
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Speaker 1: destroyed their financial future more than Jazz Chism. Nobody has
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Speaker 1: done more damage to their outlook career wise financially than
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Speaker 1: Jazz Chism. And his big proclamation from Yankee Nation has
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Speaker 1: turned out to be not a dream, more like a nightmare.
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Speaker 1: He wanted the mega mega man get millions in free agency,
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Speaker 1: and instead he has thrown roughly one hundred and fifty
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Speaker 1: million dollars that's how much he's going to lose into
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Speaker 1: a bonfire and watched it burn, baby burn, And that
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Speaker 1: is generational wealth up in smoke. This season that's how
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Speaker 1: bad jazz has been. He bet on himself and right
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Speaker 1: now he's got a cream pie all over the place. Right,
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Speaker 1: Chisholm wanted the penthouse. He wanted the penthouse. As of
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Speaker 1: this moment, he is going to be shopping in the
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Speaker 1: My Pillow section of free agency, one of those Pillow
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Speaker 1: contracts we talk about all the time, and he'll be
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Speaker 1: starring in a budget friendly remake of a My Pillow
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Speaker 1: commercial those used to be everywhere, and his likely next
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Speaker 1: contract instead of the presidential suite, he'll be staying at
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Speaker 1: a hostel, right, and just keep the roof over your head.
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Speaker 1: And you got a lot of people hanging around and
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Speaker 1: all that when of those one year bounce back pillow deals. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so it turns out all those tail feathers from the
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Speaker 1: peacock costume were hot air. That's where they were, all right,
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Speaker 1: final point. Let's go back to the NFL. I am
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Speaker 1: contractually obligated to talk about this, so I wanted to
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Speaker 1: talk about the presentation, all right. Watched a lot of
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Speaker 1: these Thursday exhibition games and my right hand was getting
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Speaker 1: a workout, flipping around the boob tube to practice football.
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Speaker 1: Not real football, not real football. We talked about practice football, YEP,
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Speaker 1: exhibition games. So the question what was your big takeaway
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Speaker 1: from spending about seven hours of your life. We'll be
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Speaker 1: on your deathbed someday. I wish you had that time back.
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Speaker 1: What's your takeaway from the Malor Sampler on the first
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Speaker 1: real night of exhibition NFL television broadcast. So takeaways rather simple,
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Speaker 1: and it's the same take I've had for many years.
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Speaker 1: I just like to enhance it. It's confirmed. I was
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Speaker 1: re I got reconfirmed by my take validated. So the
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Speaker 1: exhibition television broadcasts are not football coverage. They're not football coverage.
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Speaker 1: It's like going to church, all right, it's going to
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Speaker 1: the tabernacle. Every local broadcaster. And I flipped through all
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Speaker 1: these games, the Lions and the Bengals, and the Patriots
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Speaker 1: there there again. I went down the Raiders and Cardinals.
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Speaker 1: I was watching the forty nine ers of the time.
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Speaker 1: All of these broadcasts, everyone that I sampled on the
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Speaker 1: Malor Sampler, every one of them.
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Speaker 3: Was.
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Speaker 1: It was like watching a televangelist working as a faith
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Speaker 1: healer holding a tent revival out in the boondocks, promising
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Speaker 1: miracles this season. It's like they were all passing around
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Speaker 1: this sippy cup with team kool Aid is what they
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Speaker 1: were doing. So yeah, it's I understand. You check your
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Speaker 1: critical thinking at the door when you are in this
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Speaker 1: environment and repeat after me. Everybody looks amazing. We've had
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Speaker 1: such a great camp all MG. Yeah, these telecasts it's
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Speaker 1: like a real estate listings. You know, you ever check
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Speaker 1: if you've ever looked for a house or anything like that.
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Speaker 1: You look at these real estate listings online and everything
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Speaker 1: is charming, full of potential, a lot of upside, which
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Speaker 1: usually means total dump, total dump. And on night number
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Speaker 1: one of the exhibition games, like every single rookie, according
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Speaker 1: to these guys is Moses parting the Red Sea. What
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Speaker 1: a draft. We nailed it. We absolutely nailed in the draft.
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Speaker 1: Every veteran best shape of his life, hasn't had a
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Speaker 1: bet camped in this one. Yep, every dysfunctional franchise on
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Speaker 1: track on the road Gloria Road to the super Bowl.
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Speaker 1: Like you you aren't watching actual analysis, You're attending a
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Speaker 1: three hour motivational seminar where the snake oil is officially
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Speaker 1: licensed with the NFL shield on it. Welcome to the cult.
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Speaker 1: It's like, come on, I'm watching the Titans broadcast. I
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Speaker 1: was watching the Charger Texans game and some blowhard from
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Speaker 1: the Texans like, well, the NFL send us to London
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Speaker 1: because they love the Texans brand. No, they didn't, dummy.
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Speaker 1: They sent the Texans because they send everybody outside a
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Speaker 1: few glamour teams overseas because they're barnstorming, and that's what
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Speaker 1: they're doing.
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Speaker 5: It's not because they love the Texans. Okay, it's not,
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Speaker 5: so just knock it off. You're embarrassing yourself, is what
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Speaker 1: ah thank You, mark are you're still still? Listening michael
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Speaker 1: the greatest things we ever did on the show many
23:52
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Speaker 1: what has Become Big ben's lame jokes of the. Week
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Speaker 1: and that'll be taking place next. Hour let's go to the,
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Speaker 1: phones though the people would like to. Talk and let's
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Speaker 1: see here my board is currently being. Reset so while
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Speaker 1: Around you might remember a little while, back the baseball
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Speaker 1: team In, seattle The, mariners were very braggadocious that they
24:25
Speaker 1: had found there forever shortstop Kidnamed Colt Emerson Colt, emerson
24:30
Speaker 1: with much, fanfare he made his season, debut and oh my,
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Speaker 1: god this is so, great this guy is? It, well
24:42
Speaker 1: it turns out that if you want to See Colt,
24:44
Speaker 1: emerson who signed a one hundred million dollar contract with The,
24:47
Speaker 1: mariners you will have to see him In, tacoma which
24:50
Speaker 1: is not a major league. Team that's The TRIPLE a.
24:53
Speaker 1: Team you. See Colt emerson has been, Demoted he has
24:58
Speaker 1: been sent to the boond, out to the minor, leagues
25:02
Speaker 1: as he has been not only a baseball, player he
25:04
Speaker 1: has been. TERRIBLE a prospect is a suspect until proven.
25:08
Speaker 1: Otherwise since reaching the big, leagues this guy's batting one
25:12
Speaker 1: to ninety with a two forty six on base, percentage
25:16
Speaker 1: of slugging percentages three thirty. FIVE i, know there's a
25:18
Speaker 1: lot of. Numbers he is, terrible absolutely. Horrific he's had
25:23
Speaker 1: eighty three strikeouts and two hundred and forty one played.
25:25
Speaker 1: Appearances so Wing, barra Wing barra Miss, now it would
25:32
Speaker 1: not be as big a problem if The mariners actually
25:34
Speaker 1: knew how to hit the. Ball they are. Horrific they
25:37
Speaker 1: are the worst offensive team in. Baseball they're so. Bad
25:41
Speaker 1: how bad are? They they're so bad That robbie The
25:44
Speaker 1: mariner fan could hit cleanup for The mariners On Friday.
25:48
Speaker 1: Night that's a, Thing i'm telling. You so one hundred
25:51
Speaker 1: million dollars worst offense and this is supposed to be
25:55
Speaker 1: one of your cornerstone. Players AND i certainly feel like
25:59
Speaker 1: this is happening quite a bit in. Baseball this is
26:03
Speaker 1: the new. Trend the nerds have gotten together at their
26:06
Speaker 1: webinar and they, Said, okay we see. Somebody we've decided
26:10
Speaker 1: these people are going to be, great and we are
26:12
Speaker 1: going to give them forever contracts and this is our,
26:15
Speaker 1: future and you, know, yeah just oh so. Good another
26:21
Speaker 1: example of, that although not quite as extreme, financially would
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Speaker 1: be could what's his, Name Jackson, holliday The Orioles Jackson.
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Speaker 1: Holiday he was the number one overall pick out Of, Stillwater,
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Speaker 1: oklahoma the son Of Matt, holliday and all The baltimoreans
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Speaker 1: told me how great this guy. Is and that's not
26:49
Speaker 1: really Been he's he's been around now for a few
26:52
Speaker 1: years and he's a two forty one hitter with what's
26:56
Speaker 1: he got like six home runs or something like that this?
26:58
Speaker 1: Year yeah, okay, yeah, Okay and the areas have been
27:03
Speaker 1: guilty of that multiple. Times so the latest, Though Colt. Emerson,
27:08
Speaker 1: yikes let's go to the phones and, FIRST i Guess
27:12
Speaker 1: mark the full Name guy is still. There, Hello mark
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27:28
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27:39
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30:02
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31:32
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Speaker 1: Uh taking a little subtle, shot a little subtle shot
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Speaker 1: at the team that would be none other Than Troy. Aikman,
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Speaker 1: Now Troy aikman is working as a consultant for The Miami.
33:29
Speaker 1: Dolphins he's also double dipping as a blowhard On Monday Night,
33:34
Speaker 1: football and many people have pointed out a conflict of,
33:38
Speaker 1: interest and of Course aikman is, old what are you talking?
33:41
Speaker 1: About conflict of? Interest there's no way we're all in
33:43
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33:46
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33:53
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33:56
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34:03
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34:07
Speaker 1: everyone else is saying that they're they're. Tanking, however he
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34:27
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34:40
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40:34
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40:38
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Speaker 1: Coming, no Because Mark walter had no idea this was.
40:51
Speaker 1: Coming The feds hadn't been bird dogging. Him he would
40:54
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40:56
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41:08
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41:12
Speaker 1: had to get rid of. Them so they're not going
41:13
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41:42
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