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Season One, Episode 27: Black Antlers Part 2: Another Paul Bites the Dust (with Daniel Harila Carlsen) · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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All right, you bastards, welcome back to Flail to the Face.
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I'm currently stuck here in Daniel Carlson's hypothermic
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nightmare crawled black antlers like following these jackasses
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around. Speaking of jackasses,
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introducing. Hello, I am Levi and I died last
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episode. I shit my pants.
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Moving on. And I'm Jake, and I'm playing a
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badass blacksmith who likes to punch people.
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I mean naked apparently. Oh shit, that's right, I'm
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Naked. Fuck.
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Hi, I'm Thomas and I'm playing Kathvin.
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I am Pyro's buddy. Yeah, sure are.
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I'm, I'm sorry, are you his buddy with privileges?
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Buddies. Depends on how this adventure
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goes. I'm Walt.
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And I'm prugal and I hate these assholes.
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Love you too. I'm Kevin, I'm playing Yotna and
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I just watched my husband die. Cry.
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It's a fucking river. You're a true bitch, aren't you?
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Yes. Well, let's play all these
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motions. I guess as well we we faded to
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black the last time. Craig Allen's handsome, handsome
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as a subjective I guess face was still attached to the head
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currently resting in his decapitated state and his his
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wife's shivering, frostbitten hands while Pyro was making
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naked snow angels telling everyone how incredibly hot it
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is look. At them, they're beautiful.
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Frozen morph. Well, a donkey was laughing.
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You're, you know, one hour away from the village itself.
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There is the red mist that it becomes everclearer as darkness
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falls upon you, and a weird northern light dancing across
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the waste to the north underneath the ominous black
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monolith. What it's ever changing?
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Antlers I mean. So, Yoda, you're gonna eat all
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that. If he just, I don't know if he
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just died, I mean he was a piece of shit, but he was my piece of
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shit. So I guess his dying wish, which
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I don't know if that's true or not, would be to consume his
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flesh. So I guess go for it.
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And as I'm doing that, I'm taking this stuff and the life
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elixir he had and the femur that he had so I can try to stay
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alive as much as possible. How many items have on you?
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Craig Allen? When?
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You it was one dose OK. How many items in general just
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that, just that, that heavy or three and six pants that your
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donkey has eaten it before you get to it?
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Oh yeah, that's right, my mule. You want me to roll it?
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Whoever feels. Oh, that's 50.
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That's bad, donkey. Do we have the potion or no?
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Yeah, you do. Oh, we do.
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Oh, OK, I thought the donkey. OK, yeah, I've got. 21 different
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reactions. Yeah, I mean that the potion was
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eaten, OK. Well, at least he gave you that
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before he died. Oh, Jesus.
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Yeah, well, and then I'm gonna just kind of drop his head into
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the snow and grab the reins of of Jackass and tie it up with
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the reins of Boris my donkey. And now I have two donkeys.
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You almost have a chariot. I do, unless I tie the reigns to
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Craig Allen's body and just ride on top of Craig Allen's body
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until it a. Donkey sled.
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So what I'm going to do is I'm going to maneuver Craig Allen,
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tie each reign to his feet, and I'm going to sit on his back as
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he's face down so that I don't. Neck down, I guess.
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I think I also had 30 feet of rope so.
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Use that, I will still have 30 feet of rope.
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I know he has armor on him as well.
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I if anybody else wants that. I mean, that kind of just makes
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the sled, right? Oh, that's true.
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All right. Well, husband, you will be
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useful even beyond death. All right, Where are we going?
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I was going to ask for girl if she wanted to hop a ride but she
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can go fuck right off now. Yeah, so can you.
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Oh God, why are you so fucking crabby anyways?
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It's not a oh fuck. Yeah, fucking twat.
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So I believe you. You said you wanted to head
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towards the red mist, correct? I believe so.
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OK, cool. So.
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Real quick, what is what is Pyro?
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Is he still rolling around in this?
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No, I. Don't like it rolling around
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like? I, I got up and I, I, I feel
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like I'm not going to cool off, but I got up and I was just
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watching this whole conversation go down in my codpiece, my medal
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called peace. So we're heading out.
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Then I'd I'd like to maybe talk to the Switch about transporting
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me to a fucking cooler place. We sure are.
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Let's go and I'm going to just give her a nice tail slap across
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the butt cheek. Oh yeah?
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Oh yeah, you read my mind. It's like a slow realization on
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your your your nameless companion walking behind Pyro,
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now heavily armored and equipped, that he's probably the
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most capable member of the party right now.
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Yeah. It's a sad state of affairs.
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So it's occurred to me you've been working for me for a couple
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hours now and I still haven't gotten your name.
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What do you mean working for? We never signed a contract.
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You know, when you lost that fight, it's just, you know, man
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to man, kind of. That was that was uncalled.
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For oh wow, so I fucking give you a job, feed you and then now
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you want to backtalk me earlier going on about all this hair
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kick shit. Trigger my PT you son of a
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bitch. I'm.
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Just saying I help you. Wow.
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So maybe you owe me now. Come on, let's go.
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Give me your name. I'll fire.
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You generally laws of the land. He kind of like rubs his his
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frosty beard for a second. I hold some intestines in front
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of him. Did you give him and did you
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give him any weapons? I still have my.
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Candlestick. But I'm I'm going to hold some
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intestines in front of him. Come on.
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He's like he, he, he, he rolls his snow blind.
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Eyes all right, all right, like, let's let's get on with it.
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You better kill that bitch once we find her.
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Well, I mean, if that's how we're going to fix this hole,
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we're not getting reindeer meets.
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Then Oh yeah, it's her fault. Everything is her fault.
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I believe you. Oh sure, it's always the witch's
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fault, blah blah blah. Oh, shut up, Fuji.
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If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have a lot
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of fucking nickels. Yeah, you're starting to sound
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like. He looks at Pyro and goes like.
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Are you are you eating that later?
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Kind of like nodding towards frugal you.
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Have had it. If she dies, she dies.
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Like don't pass up a good thing. Now, what's your?
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What's your name? Oh, it's been it's been so many
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frustrating nights. I'm no longer demand that I was.
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I feasted on on my own blood. I do not deserve to carry a
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name. Well, I'm going to give you one,
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Paul. It is.
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Did you say Paul? Paul.
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Paul, Paul. Paul.
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I I am grievously appalled by my own actions, so I guess it's a
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simple for my remaining days. Yes, Yep, Yep.
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It's a bit of a name to be honest, but.
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Totally appalling. Has a nice ring too.
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Yep. So, and I'm going to DAP them up
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real quick. I'll, I'll let you out of these
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chains if you, you know, just stick to the work plan, you
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know, for your shift six months. Eating odds one for resignation
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time. Like notice, right?
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You'll have to talk to HR about that.
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He looks back towards the only one that's making resources out
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of humans at the moment, and you continue towards the the red
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mist. That would have been yuck.
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Now it's clearly the head of even resources at the moment.
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Quick question, Jake, what's the damage on your Candlestick?
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Before. OK, 'cause I know that Craig
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Allen, rest in Peace Hubby had a femur as well, and I know you
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have some sort of feature that deals with bones.
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Oh fuck, that's right. Okay, yeah, while we're walking
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here, I'm going to I'm going to try something crazy.
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All right, don't mind me, but I have this ability where I do a
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DR14 presence, I think to turn bones into a one time use
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shield. So God with that head that that
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everyone was just kind of kicking around.
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I'm going to stick my hand up there and try to use this as a
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as a fucking shield on my left. Arm the head of my dead husband,
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Yes. Oh my God no, please tell me
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it's not what I think. Oh fuck.
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I use an omen to reduce and I'll succeed.
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Damn, I think this is the most useful Craig Allen that's been.
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2/3. So with your new nifty head
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shield on your hand, you're tricking in between the negative
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dead fur trees. These trees.
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And you see like this, this Crimson kind of like swirling
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like tentacles between the three trunks.
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There's a reek of volcanic salt, the methane here that that
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penetrates your nostrils. Everything is almost like the
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further into the mist you get. Everything is reduced to
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darkened silhouettes. And who has anything related to
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anchors on or reindeer at all? I have the one in.
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His eyeballs, yeah. I do.
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I I need but I just wanted to reset it.
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You notice that like as you kind of like step.
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Into the mist you feel this burning sensation in your.
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Eye and the rest of you can see that it starts kind of like
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glowing, like a successful day at Pyro's job at blacksmith.
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Like smoke starts coming out around the antler as you take D4
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damage as it burns into your head.
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Oh no, these fucking trees growing up toward the sky, like
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they're all great and shit, like, I don't know.
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Holy shit your eyes on. Fire.
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Yeah, that might be a forest fire issue.
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Let me call Smokey. Retroactively, can I take one of
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my life elixirs? Because my best possible
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scenario is the fact that I since I have one hit point if I
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roll A1, I'm just on the rolling on the broken table.
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Let's see, should I? Should I be?
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Yeah, yeah, sure. Sure.
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I mean, we, we talked about him. Yeah, you mentioned that
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previously before we ended the last episode.
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What's the what's the role for the livelihood?
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Is it D6? I think it's D4.
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Is it D4 is? It D4 well that's three.
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So that brings me up to Max because I only have three hit
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points. Gonna die right here.
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You shut your filthy horse mouth and then you said D4 damage so
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I'm back to one hit point. And you take for every minute
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you take the four damage until the antler is out of your eye,
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OK. Oh my gosh.
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Hold on, I'm a blacksmith, I'll get that thing out of there.
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Stop doing so much. No, keep the hammer away over
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your panicking. Yapping.
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You also hear what sounds like dogs barking and you see Paul
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the appalling's kind of like snow.
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Blind eyes are kind of like burning.
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They're like. We're close.
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Kill her. Kill who?
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We can't kill her. She's part of the team.
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Oh, you know, it's killing. Me.
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Let's get this fucking answer out of my eye.
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Yeah, OK, and I'm I'm going to grab the antler, cut the cut the
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help help you use your lizard fucking accuracy or whatever.
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These fucking rusty hands aren't what they used to be.
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If fucking burns get this hand. Standstill, I'm trying to fuck
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this out. Very good.
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Just yeah, pull all. Right, let's say for for
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everyone who helps, you will get a A + 2, and I would say it's a.
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It's a presence check to avoid, well, pulling it out wrong or
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too forcefully. I'm not doing the roll.
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I'll hit around the back of the head with my hammer and knock it
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out if you want. No, no, no, Holder still.
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So who is helping normally? I asked Paul to help and then
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I'm helping and so yeah, +4 if Paul helps.
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Yeah, Paul's blind first. He's like kind of like fumbling
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around the wrong face and like grabbing onto kef when's like
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temples and shaking it but. I'm going I'm since he's like
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randomly like running around my face and body.
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We're going to we're going to add a little wrinkle into this
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because I do the quills on my back because I'm part porcupine
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could potentially damage him AD. 40 my fuck.
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I love it. So I'll roll agility to see if I
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can at least try to like, wiggle my way out of his grip.
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And yeah, we'll just call that a A10.
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I roll the three. So he's going to take AD 4?
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As the. Quills go into.
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It wait a minute. He has my armor on.
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Yeah, he has your armor on, which means that.
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I'll roll, I'll roll the armor. Great.
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What'd you get though? I roll the D4.
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I got a one. OK, so it's the game.
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That's oh fuck, don't kill my pole.
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What about me? No. 1.
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Cares. Oh, come on.
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All right, Make your make your pole on the antler, whatever
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it's supposed to be. All right.
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What do they come up? With like.
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Reflexes, right? Was it?
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Was it going to be agility or presence?
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Or oh, that's it's going to be. It would be an agility to pull
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it out slickly, and the ability check would be a 16 for anyone
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who helps, which is not all of snow blind.
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Nope, it's just me, let's just use it.
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That would be it would reduce it down to 14. 14, OK, so with him
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helping that's plus or no that makes it to 14.
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That makes it. 14. OK, I am going to burn one of my
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two omens to lower the difficulty.
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Two or four I can't remember. I I had two so I'm down to one
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now. Extract it.
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That so it it almost feels like he's going to rip out your your
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brain First. It makes like a slick U-turn
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with the antler over Paul's appalled howling in pain as the
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porcupine spike stabs him or whatever, and you you slide it
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out over wet. And.
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That the antler kind of like flies out and and crumbles into
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a mist, spin in her mouth or spit.
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On her eyes. I'll do it.
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No, not you. He's.
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Got here. I have this and I actually have
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a medicine chest. They will administer first aid.
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Too. Yeah, as you're administering
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the first day, you also hear now clear as you're, you're not
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shouting over each other. That's like loud barking
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currently from two dogs somewhere in the mist.
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And you also see like a silhouette further in there of
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of a very ramshackled building between the trees somewhere
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ahead of. Them.
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Is that where she lives, Paul? What?
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What? Where?
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Oh. Fuck, that's right.
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There Porcupine, no. No, don't.
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Don't touch that again. Paul.
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Come here. Come on.
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Right here and back on. Yatna is healed, two hit points
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and I have one. I have one you slut.
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Job. You're surviving.
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Pyro you and all you're called are are are walking a little bit
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further. You see that like two moving
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silhouettes and here over there barking the rattling of chains
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as they're like pulling at it tight like a like a noose
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supporting a recently hung body as they're like stretching
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towards you, barking loudly as you've been out in the cold for
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another hour. I believe it is time for our our
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naked blacksmiths will be another frost fever.
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Oh, man, so that would be a toughness.
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The guilty rating 18 No 16, Yeah.
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I got 16 on the nuts. Somehow you're not affected by
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this. Like like my description says
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brother, I'm I'm used to the environments.
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Oh yeah, that's true. That would act would have
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actually been a 14. I want to go ahead and try using
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my future telling ability. Oh no.
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What does it look like when you use it?
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My eyes roll back in my head and of course even more pours out of
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the slash in my throat. So would you mind telling our
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dear listeners what the future time does?
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Yeah, I test presence Dr. 14 once per moon.
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Very ambiguous what that means, so I'll leave it up for GM.
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But if I pass, I get to ask the GMA yes or no question, and they
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must answer me truthfully. Oh, I'm going to spend a moment
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to revoke. That.
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So what happens when you fail? It doesn't say anything.
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It's not like a power. So I don't take any of like the
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usual like the the detriments for failing power usage.
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I think it. Just doesn't happen.
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OK, that's boring. But I.
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Don't know, tell, Feel feel free to tell me if something does
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happen, make it less boring. There's just nothing written for
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failure. On yeah sure, I think like as
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whatever heretic fortune God is rejecting you, you could be kind
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of like squeak like a rat castrated as you hear like a
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door shutting open behind the dog says.
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Wait, who's? Who?
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Who goes there? I said.
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No, no. No fucking antlers in the
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vicinity of my real estate, no. No antlers here ma'am, I
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promise. You ain't.
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Got any antlers on? Me that's that's her.
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No, I'm aware it's her, but you? You you look at everything.
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Yeah. All right, cool.
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Yeah, No, no antlers here, ma'am.
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She you see like a silhouette crook, tall stack, kind of like
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jingles like a chime. She like steps down and kind of
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like hits one of the dogs. Hardly over the head.
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Sorry though. I I take a really shoddy, shoddy
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leg step towards her too. Oh, I got, you know, bad, bad
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knee. You know how it goes, right?
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You wouldn't happen to be witch hunters or those pesky
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Inquisitors, would you? I already have one of them
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inside. No, I'm not here to inquisitate
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anything, to be honest. I'm I'm I'm here to find out why
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our shipment stopped. What about we got, we got, we
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got to fucking you? See, you see, Paul is like
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getting like some roses back in his cheeks, like raving heavily
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behind me was he's about to shout out something very I'm
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going. To hold up a piece of intestine
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over my shoulder and try to stuff it in his mouth.
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Why? Don't you give me a presents
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check there to see if he managed to like calm him down and and
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and subdue him. Well if anyone wants to help me
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with that, I got a screen which is actually a dirty one.
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I'm dead so. She he like stands there points.
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At her you. You are the cause of our our
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children's demise. Your file which we threw you out
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and yet you you keep tormenting us.
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Paul, we don't need this to be like a a fucking bad
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neighbourhood thing. Let's have a block party, all
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right? Just chill out and discuss this
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like civilized people right? Already been enough bloodshed?
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You see the witch kind of like, shifts her eyes and starts like,
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like mumbling something quietly as she looks towards him.
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And you all have the feeling that something very, very
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violent isn't about to go down unless someone does something
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radical or instinctual. Yeah, it's it's an instinctive.
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Well, let's call it a hunch as he is is looking for a sword and
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is not there anymore. The dogs are barking, ready to
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go at his throat and. I hit him in the face with my
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warhammer. I was gonna say Captain is just
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going to like kick him over and then like step away from him.
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All right, why don't you give me kick my.
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Paw over. Because your paw is definitely
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ready for some sacrilegious murder.
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So why don't you roll me a reaction check and see how he
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takes it. 2:00 to 6:00. That's a six.
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Angered. Huge surprise.
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He he basically like, he basically like tries to get up
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and and get. No, no, no you don't.
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And and the witch shakes her head as he runs closer and it
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comes to your realization that Paul is not aware of the two
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dogs that are currently between him and the witch.
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Oh shit. I'm, he's pretty much standing
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in front of him. So as soon as he takes off, I'm
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gonna Oh, fucking here we go again.
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God damn it, Paul, this is coming out of your paycheck and
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I'm gonna try to run alongside him as he's sprinting towards
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the witch. I'm not speaking to any of you
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unless you get rid of that idiot.
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Pyro as you're you're stumbling after Paul D, appalled as he
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heroically and foolishly rushes right in between the two.
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Black blood, first E and hostile hounds Keflin or and the others
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just managed to like grab onto your shoulders as the two beasts
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launch onto him and it takes him a while to get through their
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armor as he walks like his his face.
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Bastards. Rick, Rick this.
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Is bullshit, you see, like the very unamused which looks down
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at the struggling and slowly devoured all the appalled being
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with the parking in front of you and splashing these insides all
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over your miserable bodies. She takes a deep side, lifts her
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crooked and stone like Chen, smacks her lips and says.
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All right, well, that's a fucking enough of that.
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Let's take a break. All right.
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Welcome. Back to flail to the face we've
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just been witnessing what what it's, well, nothing but a Paul
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slaughter outside of outside of the house in the red mist.
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The the party went to the cabin just before the break to seek
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out the heretic witch that pyro's new employee slash
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hireling slash thrall slash throw some accountability blamed
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for all of Tuanella's miseries, including his own cannibalism,
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his own daughter, which we will not be exploring in further
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detail as we're well hearing the the ambient sounds of of black
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and scruffy plants. There were speed dogs ripping
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apart strips of flesh that's being like slapping wetly
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against the bone. Paws need the rated body.
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Well, if if corpses could cry in fear, I can assure you that the
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human slave that is Craig Allen will be pretty fucking
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horrified. However, in side of the cabin
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there is this almost invasive stench of broth, salty and thick
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like the mist outside of it. But there is a fireplace and a
23:38
big bubbly called what what kind of like kind of like an
23:43
anonymous goo just pop grinding down the sides of it.
23:48
It's not a lot of space here and you got to get uncomfortably
23:52
intimate with one another as you're kind of squishing
23:54
together on the way in. You you walk across a a
23:58
improvised rug of what appears to have been a fur black dog.
24:04
Sorry, what Once Upon a time, but you're not alone in this
24:09
little shitty excuse of a household.
24:12
Between the fir trees you hear the mumbling of the rich as you
24:16
know it points over to a a shadow in the corner.
24:21
These these these fucking lost fortune seekers inquisitors.
24:28
Different name for its names for same suicidal idiots.
24:33
Just just line up next to that guy and I'll feed your
24:36
miserable. Bones.
24:38
I'm sure you'll have questions. And Levi?
24:41
Who do they see? You just see a pile of bones,
24:45
nothing left of them, 'cause he was boiled to death and he has a
24:49
big old. Glave.
24:50
Sitting next to the perch. It seems like your friend has
24:55
already passed. Not enough meat on those bones
24:58
to to feed anyone. There there is a we're kind of
25:02
like septic to anyone coming from the Stew itself.
25:06
And she's like turning her back towards you and kind of like
25:08
start just like slushing it into these like like wooden bowls.
25:12
And that's a nauseating effect given to the more even did once
25:16
of you with more liberal diet, so to say.
25:20
I would not be in here. So what do you think?
25:22
I think that I'm hot so I would be outside so.
25:24
Fuck, that ain't going in there. Oh, that's right.
25:26
Back in here, you fool. And I'm going to like try and
25:29
like collecting. It's like force.
25:31
I'm going to. I would have got I would be
25:34
trying to get my armor back from Paul's corks outside.
25:38
Yeah, he said. Whenever you're like kind of
25:39
like stretching your hand in between the two snarling dogs as
25:44
like love and fat as like spraying on your face, They
25:47
they, they turn and growl at you.
25:50
It's like, it's like, it looks like a like a like a hat, a a
25:53
massacre Thanksgiving dinner, kind of like the red bones
25:57
sticking up and the the the flesh and peeled off on the
26:00
sides. The organs are kind of like
26:02
pawed down into it, digging in the turning towards you for how
26:07
violently you're sure they could kill you.
26:10
Captain is going to like come up behind Pyro and he's gonna take
26:14
a large chunk of this lard that he had in his pack and it's
26:19
partially frozen and I kind of wave it at the dogs.
26:22
And like, yeah. That would be very convenient
26:24
for you, but they do have quite a lavish meal in front of them,
26:26
so why don't we presence test there and see how it comes?
26:31
That's a three. For three, you kind of like toss
26:34
the lard in between the trees and they, they stare at you.
26:37
They look at the lard. One of them kind of like lifts
26:39
his leg and starts peeing in awkward silence.
26:42
And they they turn back. And keep like as it pees.
26:45
It keeps like unwavering eye contact with them.
26:48
Yeah, and they keep like like kind of like side eyeing.
26:50
We love eating and like we invited this guy I.
26:53
Don't know what you're throwing around, but they didn't seem too
26:55
keen on that. He's like tried to grab a piece
26:58
of my fucking armor and pull it towards me a little bit.
27:01
Give me an agility check that to see if you managed to do so
27:03
unharmed. Even if they wouldn't try to
27:05
bite you, you're still kind of like touching their dinner.
27:10
So like. No, Sir, no.
27:12
Idea so you managed to to snag up the shield that you're
27:18
reaching for just as a pair of rough and hardened dog teeth,
27:24
both jaws snapping around your wrist feeling as is accidental.
27:29
I'll I'll be nice. The normal bite bites are V6,
27:32
but let's make it AV 6 -, 1. There's two of them.
27:36
OK, three on there and then I have my hand shield which goes 2
27:42
so. -1. -1 which is 0 damage. I I stick Craig Allen's lifeless
27:48
head into that jaw, grab my armor and sacrifice his head.
27:54
It's pretty resourceful. Yeah, got a, you know, my master
27:58
made that and I watched him brutally die just the same.
28:01
So got a whole lot of trauma here, actually a lot, but
28:04
bottled up, understandably so. Pretty complex backs to me.
28:09
Yeah, and I wipe a tear for my eye.
28:11
His name was. Oh.
28:13
I feel so bad about it. Oh.
28:15
God, hey, you got soup on in there?
28:17
I'm going to walk inside with my armor that I finally got back.
28:21
Yeah, Captain, Just falling behind at that point.
28:24
I. Just did you notice that you
28:27
step inside that the white static that is Winter Terminal
28:30
is growing denser as darkness is slowly sneaking in over the tops
28:39
of the fur trees as you close down or pull aside the the rug
28:43
and that blocks the door inside. But the witch is is mumbling to
28:48
herself as she's like sloshing this gulp.
28:50
All of it has like boiled to death lumps of of what is most
28:54
likely meat. But there is this yeah, this
28:56
vinegary stench to it. Your your hunger and and
29:00
sickness like that. The playing a weird like staring
29:03
game with one another as the balls are placed in in in front
29:08
of each other. They they never listen to, they
29:11
never listen to the warnings, never from history.
29:15
Well, it is hard when your father is a fucking heretic,
29:19
isn't it? I'm going to enjoy the soup.
29:21
You going to enjoy the soup? Well.
29:22
Go over and inspect this skeleton.
29:25
Along the wall. Here me too.
29:27
I think this whole time Yoten has been kind of looking around
29:30
like this is a nice place. I wish Craigato would have
29:32
gotten me something like this miserable fuck.
29:36
I mean, I'm sorry he's dead at all, but I mean, goodness, this
29:38
is this is really nice. I really like what you've done
29:40
with the place. I'm not.
29:42
Oh. No.
29:43
Hello. Well, thank you.
29:45
Good interior designers are hard to come across from along these
29:48
parts. I would say so.
29:50
And as we slurp in wild Stew, there is something that reminds
29:57
you of more embarrassing episode that that surely have come upon
30:02
you when you accidentally got something in your mouth that was
30:05
not intended. A liquid, without going further
30:07
into detail. And you can give me a toughness,
30:10
toughness checkup DR8, please. Oh good 9.
30:13
Yeah, but you feel like as the embarrassment and and kind of
30:17
like like painful childhood memories kind of like fades away
30:21
pirate. You feel like it's warmth coming
30:23
back to real warmth and an additional temporary.
30:28
Let me see if I got this right. One to your Max HP until the
30:33
four days. What?
30:35
Yeah. And it's definitely piss.
30:38
The secret ingredient is a is a mother's love.
30:41
She says and kind of like smiles, a warm smile and she
30:44
keeps stirring in it. You do remember that this this
30:47
witch was well blamed for a lot of yet unexplained misfortune
30:51
that came upon to Anella. Then from the quality of the
30:54
house, you guys can definitely see that she built it herself.
30:58
It will probably not stand in another winter this.
31:01
Place you got here, Think about putting it on sale.
31:04
You know, winter eternal, that shall devour us all as well,
31:09
yeah. You've been saying?
31:10
Kind of making a big hit on the the market prices I would have
31:15
given it to to my heirs. But, but, well, you know, dogs
31:19
can't really can't really understand the complex chips of
31:23
real estate. Where'd you get this brothbrum
31:26
by the way? Just curious.
31:28
Well, you know little, little here and there.
31:30
Not much grows here. But you, you.
31:33
Where there's a will, there's a way.
31:35
Oh OK, keep your secrets. It gives you like, pokes her
31:39
nose and and and and gives you this, this very like mysterious
31:43
smile. No, I just thought of a bad
31:46
relationship. I'm sorry.
31:47
I don't think. She tells you all that you're
31:50
more than welcome to stay the night if you wish and she will
31:54
answer any questions you have regarding.
31:56
Well, I don't think she can assess with.
31:59
Did I actually get rid of my Ross trauma or?
32:02
Whatever. Not yeah, no, they were.
32:04
You can go I. Read into the you feel your real
32:08
warmth coming back. Yes, yes, I will make a judgment
32:12
and say that yes, they definitely balance each other
32:15
out as you pass the test that is your.
32:17
Is that a? Cure or for the D3 days that I
32:19
rolled. That is a cure.
32:21
Oh shit. OK, Grandma's.
32:23
Good might have a little bit of life left in there for all.
32:26
There's that many helpful concoctions that well, ignorant
32:30
faves of of misguided men tries to warn you about.
32:34
We do know whether if you are in a pickle, the.
32:37
The Spirit Devil might be a helpful friend at times.
32:40
Talk your both bones over there that that spirit devil.
32:43
Oh I I forget it moves. She looks over up that they get
32:46
a kind of like grinning skeleton and puts a bowl of soup out to
32:49
him as well. Oh, I don't want to pick that.
32:52
Not one bit. I pissed him.
32:54
Why taste familiar? This is just like back home.
32:57
Oh yeah, that's funny. Most of that's my flesh and my
33:05
meat. Well, I didn't know you were
33:08
still moving when I put it in there and I I just salvaged it
33:12
from a wretched alt. Yeah, yeah.
33:14
I don't know why I'm alive either.
33:17
Well, where Where there's a will, there's a way.
33:19
My will is to get out of here. But we're still trying to figure
33:22
things out. So this Paul, before he got
33:26
devoured by your dogs, was claiming that you were the
33:30
reason that the the village was suffering.
33:34
There's an HR complaint. Any any sort of truth to that?
33:38
Heretics, the idols, sheep and sheep and a Dun, the well Dumber
33:44
cattle than a reindeer they bred.
33:46
They've been misled by the by their forefathers.
33:49
Liars and gas lighters, all of them.
33:52
Oh, I warned them. I tried to warn them that what
33:56
they were doing. Was wrong, she just does this
33:57
all day. She said this right before I
33:59
died. Oh, that's.
34:00
Good. That's for gold, anyways.
34:04
Completely unfazed by this whole conversation, Yoda is just going
34:06
to keep chowing down on this soup.
34:09
Make me a definitive check as well there.
34:11
I wasn't mine, that's my piss. I've had Wes and.
34:15
Jordan, she's not. She's used to a golden shower.
34:18
So you have met create a gallon that was a 5.
34:21
That was a 5 like your system does not take well to it and you
34:26
kind of like perp it up is like stomach acid.
34:29
Then what's significantly more concentrated than flavor?
34:32
Tries to escape your bowels or rejection?
34:35
Okay, you just shit right on the floor, right?
34:38
On your mouth. Sorry I got a little too
34:41
comfortable here. It happens.
34:44
Don't, don't, don't, don't worry.
34:46
Just stoop it up after yourself. Well, we'll find a use.
34:48
Well, just. Kind of kick it underneath the
34:50
table, think Oh well this is awkward.
34:53
As I mentioned, welding I was exiled for.
34:56
Warning. Them, the ignorant reindeer
34:58
herders, do not wish to know where the fruit driller comes
35:02
from, what they were really worshipping the whole time.
35:05
Oh, you're one of the astrologers, so.
35:07
What were they worshipping the whole time?
35:10
Then the agony of horn and hide, an ancient, well misread deity
35:17
dealt a great deal of injustice by Chief Yupa's forefathers.
35:22
He is the fool LED that bloody village.
35:25
By the way. Good riddance to him.
35:27
I hope they crucified his testicles by that altar.
35:30
That seems violent. Pretty pretty extreme.
35:34
Yeah, so about that slum party you offered earlier.
35:37
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, with my kids.
35:39
Are you not a lot of space, But you can, you can stretch out, I
35:42
guess your head. You can put in the rib cage of
35:45
of the of soupy over there, I guess.
35:47
But as I was saying, if you if, if you do wish there is, we can,
35:51
we can consult with with the regretful liars of of all
35:57
themselves. I believe one of them is still
35:59
crying and is tumulus up by the graveyard.
36:03
Well. I said we go ahead and just warm
36:05
ourselves for the night and we'll go to the graveyard
36:08
tomorrow. I could deal with that.
36:09
I'm always down for a slump party.
36:11
But. As I mentioned, there is no way
36:14
out of doing hella for you, not while she is still away.
36:19
You want to clarify things little old lady like?
36:22
The agony, the age she has returned for too many of her
36:26
children have been spelt upon her presence, slaughtered
36:30
recklessly. They thought it would please
36:33
her, the fools. Got like some sort of drawing of
36:37
this agony or her description that beg.
36:40
You know the the Church of her, that's what she's talking about.
36:44
I'm not. I don't follow the.
36:45
Religion, the Church of well, another, another another misread
36:51
God. That will surely lead you to
36:53
more miseries. Well, if you ever get out of a
36:55
storm, that is. No, I'm not Speaking of her.
36:59
You're. Two headed pet Blizzard of the
37:03
of the so-called civilization. No, the Agony of Horne and Hyde
37:06
is an older dog, vengeful and imprisoned by her followers, the
37:11
mother of Rainy. Well, she sounds nice.
37:14
There's that awkward silence. That's when I I start slurping
37:18
some of the suit. You know what that means.
37:21
Make me a toughness check. Yep.
37:24
I'm waiting for someone to die from this suit.
37:25
That is a 16. That's a 16 all right.
37:29
I'm waiting for someone to beat an 18.
37:30
I got a. Liver.
37:32
You got to you got to get a plus one there and it tastes, tastes
37:35
really Hardy. Plus one temporary Max HV for B4
37:39
days. Two days.
37:43
Good for you. I don't really have guts or
37:46
anything so I'm just going to dump it back on myself, maybe
37:48
it'll stick. Are you saying that you're just
37:50
bones? I am just bones.
37:54
You should have like a a pair of like like a cheek flesh.
37:57
You're getting more like used to that.
37:59
The darkness in here now and Chef wins Spoon is is
38:04
surprisingly symmetrical and looks like it fit right in on
38:08
the skull of of Rallis there I'm.
38:11
Sorry, is this yours? Like I said, she cooked me
38:14
alive. Rip my guts up and me pissing
38:15
that you're. Delicious.
38:18
You got to do more of the lower intestines in that little broth
38:20
bath you got going on over there.
38:22
That's there's there's plenty every they're dipping like like
38:25
happy little release on a pond. Awesome, you think I could have
38:29
just second helpings? Maybe.
38:32
Perhaps. Well, certainly.
38:34
Just no. No more weak stomachs, please.
38:37
And. I'm cheap.
38:38
No, no. No, no, I, I'm.
38:40
Happy to sit down with most. Of my life.
38:42
You do not get additional plus one Max HP.
38:45
I'm not worried about that. Just check it.
38:47
Oh God, oh God. But unless, well, unless you are
38:51
willing to. Or someone and well, you're
38:56
you're. The sanest ones of the handful
38:58
of us that are still alive in the center of the storm.
39:00
So to say. Unless you are willing.
39:03
To. Repay for the for the injustice
39:07
that has been. Been cast upon.
39:09
Her and her, her for thousands of generations.
39:13
No, I'm not here to pick up someone else's dad.
39:15
That sounds terrible. Yeah, so this second helping
39:17
actually makes me feel a little fuller than normal.
39:20
I think I'm just going to lie down.
39:22
Thank you, Grandma. It brings down like a like a
39:24
bottle and looks between all of you and which one of you has the
39:27
high or is like the least ugly and.
39:30
And miserable. Oh, I'm definitely the most
39:31
handsome. I don't know, bones look pretty
39:33
good. Unfortunately, I have to be
39:35
vain. I've got a flesh colored eye
39:38
patch over one of my eyes where the phone went in so I don't
39:41
think I'm doing. Craig Allen thought you were the
39:43
most beautiful, whatever you are, ever.
39:46
Yeah, and he's dead now, so he's not really known for good
39:50
decisions. All.
39:52
Right. Let's let's go wake up.
39:54
Is it boy? It's between Prugal.
39:57
And Pyro. I think well in that case she's
40:01
she's eyeing Prugal and Pyro and as she's.
40:03
Juggling this bottle in her hand of what seems like a like a
40:07
unnaturally red liquid and even in this like septic extension
40:11
pissed broth, it it stinks of the of the most potent,
40:16
flammable, deadly alcohol you have ever.
40:18
Smoked Oh, look at that for a. Little tequila and you do
40:21
realize that she's just just from like your, your the little
40:25
the, the very tiny social antennas the two of you have.
40:28
You can tell that that that she's evaluating which one of
40:31
the two of you to give it to. I'm just going to do it like
40:33
this because I really want you to use this during the game so
40:36
you can roll our presents against each other and see which
40:38
one of you get the highest. Good news Prugy Bear, I have low
40:43
presence. I have high presence.
40:45
I got 5. I got 8.
40:48
No. Excuse me, I got 7.
40:49
I got 7. God, we're terrible.
40:52
Not that any of you deserve it, but, well, if you find some
40:55
appropriate ashes or. Coffee.
40:59
Or similar black tarry liquids to mix this with.
41:03
Give her some of that tequila tonight and you'll have that
41:06
tomorrow. Like check the outhouse it'll be
41:09
destroyed. An old friend might might help
41:13
you out in a pinch if you're willing to pay the price.
41:16
And she places the bottle in your hand and it's, it's really
41:19
warm. Not that warm that it will
41:21
protect you from the elements outside, but it almost feels
41:25
like a like a calming whisper. Prove it and you'll hear like a
41:30
feather somewhere in your deepest, darkest desires.
41:34
I have a question, did you send this to?
41:36
Oh, so that's why you don't talk much.
41:38
What? Your voice.
41:39
It's it's, it's hideous. Oh well, thank you, yours is
41:43
lovely, like a spring day. No, no one likes a butt licker.
41:47
I'm spit out. I spit on the floor I like.
41:49
The butt licker. And as I spit like a little bit
41:52
of like a lot of bit of blood like spews from the slash in my
41:55
fruit. She looks at you, awaiting your
41:57
question with. Did he piss in this too?
42:01
Oh, yes, no, wait. Not that one, not that one as
42:03
you point to me. You see like like a row of like
42:06
bottles that are labeled with a drawing of a skeleton that is
42:10
literally peeing in a in a bottle.
42:13
I have, I have a follow up question.
42:16
Yeah. Is he collecting that or are
42:17
you? That would be me.
42:18
Don't. It's a mother's love.
42:21
OK, no further questions. Don't want to know?
42:24
More than happy to not know that.
42:26
I pop the lid off the bottle and take a little sniff.
42:29
This. This.
42:29
Yeah, I knew you open it just. To sniff it.
42:31
I'm not drinking it. A red fume, kind of like comes
42:34
out almost like a ball obscuring your face to anyone watch and
42:39
you smell power and hellish intent.
42:42
It's almost too alert. Not drinking a beer would surely
42:46
kill you. Yep, just like Cancude when.
42:48
I put the lid back on the bus. I think at this point Yotna is
42:56
going to find a nice corner or a decent she's going to find a
43:00
corner. Just kind of tuck her back up
43:02
into it, sit down in like a a crouched position.
43:05
Just try to go to sleep. She's had a she had a rough one
43:07
today, so she's. Just shelling up.
43:10
Just shelling up. Yeah, I think you think about.
43:13
What you've done? As you you you snuggle up, you
43:16
hear about the the ambient growling and howling of the wind
43:19
outside and a little little object kind of like, like flies
43:23
in from the excited dogs and your your husband's ring finger
43:27
lands in your lap as you're about to go.
43:29
With the ring. Yeah, with the hey, I'm a
43:32
romantic, what can I say? Yo, and it's going to take this
43:37
and she's going to hold it in her hand, slide the ring off,
43:42
put it in in one of her pockets, and then start gnawing on the
43:45
ring finger. Oh.
43:47
It's what he would have wanted. It's really what he would have
43:49
wanted until it's down to the skeleton part.
43:52
And then I'm going to, I'm going to set that in the in my satchel
43:57
as well. Just make a Shank out of your
43:59
dead husband's finger. Damn, this is like a it's like a
44:02
Valentine's special or something.
44:05
You guys have a weird relationship.
44:07
I think I've always fucking dead.
44:09
Like I said, weird. Yeah, so do anyone wish to ask
44:12
or do anything else before you rest your miserable and
44:16
undeserving house? Yeah, what do you got here?
44:17
TiVo or. Well, signals terrible out here.
44:21
I don't know if you saw that. The dead channels haunting the
44:25
skies. Oh, that's what you got going
44:28
on. That's what you watch the
44:29
airwaves. Well, it's, it's a snowstorm.
44:31
When you look at it for for long enough, you, you, you, you see
44:34
some weird shit. What about Yeah, you know, look,
44:38
if if you want us to do all this crazy stuff for you that you
44:41
keep bringing up, like I know a lot of conspiracy theorists have
44:45
guns and, you know, weapons. We're hiding that old lady, you
44:51
know, just going to send your warriors of whatever religion
44:54
you followed fight to the desper with nothing.
44:57
She hasn't actually asked us to do anything.
45:00
Yeah, I know, but she's really whacked.
45:02
Maybe we can get. Something you're really whacked.
45:04
What the fuck are you talking about?
45:06
I'm going to go watch TV. And I sit in the doorway and
45:08
watch the dead static channel outside.
45:11
I love the show. It's getting dark and you're
45:13
looking at the storm. All right?
45:15
So yeah, you all, you all. If if no one wished to ask her
45:19
anything more, you're free to at least attempt to sleep.
45:24
Yeah, I'm going to put a couple of plants together and crawl
45:26
those. I guess so she, she, she gave
45:29
you a couple of pens just to clarify her like, like pointers
45:32
and and she also specifies to you quite well that.
45:37
You're a little shit stir. I don't know how to give well 22
45:41
frozen fucks if you if you stop this or not.
45:44
I just think it's important that someone knows at least.
45:48
Part of the truth. As much as I do before we're all
45:51
devoured, I went. To.
45:53
I love a good conspiracy tell. Me about it.
45:56
You all fall asleep. Yes, I don't sleep.
45:59
Also, I ate a ration because I'm not eating bone man's piss.
46:02
Yeah, anyone who's not hypothermic can either check 8
46:06
hours off their remaining hypothermic hours and you can
46:11
you can do the long rest and HP recover.
46:14
That's why you always try to suit boys.
46:17
But the next morning you're you're awakened by howling wind
46:23
that really chills your bones, freezes your blood, and stiffens
46:27
your nipples. Because you do realize, as you
46:31
open your eyes, that the ruins of the foundation of this
46:35
cottage appears to have been long abandoned.
46:39
Oh, spooky. Damn that that bitch told me she
46:43
was going to tell me about putting on the market.
46:46
It went so fast. I knew this was going to happen.
46:48
Look at the opportunity we've lost out on.
46:50
I can still get help you get paid good rate on a mortgage
46:53
from Hampis Lundquist, OH. Gosh.
46:56
OK, fine, fine, whatever. Fine, see if I help you fuck
47:01
off. No, Brugal, it's not like that.
47:04
Brugal, Brugal come. Back.
47:06
Stop, stop, stop. And why don't you all roll me?
47:08
It doesn't check in to see how we're.
47:10
Dealing with this the. Difficulty waiting is now 60.
47:13
How's this work when I'm just boned?
47:15
Oh my fuck. Oh my God.
47:19
So as winter eternal is something cosmic and and the
47:24
cold up here is better insistent, I think you you'd be
47:28
decided to. Wasn't it just a -?
47:31
2 because I had something similar for mine because of my
47:34
back story or my complex back story.
47:37
Yeah, you get a A difficulty rating that's lowered by two.
47:41
So you got to be to 14. Everyone else got to be to 16.
47:43
Oh good, well I got a three so fuck me.
47:46
Yeah, I burned an omen and I still failed.
47:49
I got an 18. I'm going to re roll.
47:52
I roll the two. I'm going to re roll.
47:54
Oh. Yeah, I got a 10, so I'm going
47:56
to burn. I know man, Keep.
47:58
Remember that you refurb Romans when you.
48:00
Yes, roll for Romans. I got a 17.
48:03
I'm fine. Oh yes, hold on, we're going to
48:05
do a thing. Maybe I can save myself.
48:09
No, Jake, you almost got me really worried there for a
48:14
second. I got a 5 on my rewill so I'm
48:18
still proper fed. Bralis, how are you doing?
48:20
I got a 17 I'm doing. All right, so let's go around
48:24
the table and see how the frost fever changes and alters your
48:30
minds and bodies. And we can start with who failed
48:33
now it was Jake and. I did.
48:36
I did. Oh great, the three main
48:38
characters. Kevin All right, so just to
48:43
keep. So why?
48:43
Why break a good tradition Pyro? Give me the first one.
48:47
Oh great. Your name will not save you
48:50
eternally. What's that?
48:51
That looks like a 16. 16 Interesting.
48:55
So it's not. Though oh, it got a little
48:57
chilly and my nipples are hard. Sorry D12, my bad.
49:01
It's AD 12D12. A. 330 damn.
49:07
No. You got that one last time.
49:10
I got the same exact thing. You got the same thing.
49:12
Yeah. You're like, you wake up and
49:14
you're, like, feeling fine, getting up, doing your squats,
49:17
making your snow angels, getting like a pig.
49:19
This, this, this tropical letter is surely overrated.
49:23
What remaining clothes are we wearing?
49:25
I got all of my heavy shit on again so.
49:28
Take it off. Not anymore, you don't.
49:30
Well, how many hours was it? What do you got?
49:33
To roll for the time. Well, it's not you.
49:34
This is incurable. There's an amount of hours it
49:36
takes to cure it. God, that's right.
49:42
That's why you drink the goddamn soup.
49:44
And. And let's move on to then Yokna.
49:46
So Yokna rolled me the D12 as well.
49:50
OK, Yeah. Where's the D12?
49:52
That's an 8. All right, it's bad.
49:55
You require urgent care Ancient. Start a fire within D4 hours or
50:03
die. Start an orgy.
50:04
I am going to find anything I possibly can frantically running
50:09
around this this shack and try to burn this fucker to the
50:13
ground. Yeah, there's like a frozen
50:15
foundation left of building as you're you're, you're running
50:20
like panicking and deliriously around, kind of like freezing
50:24
and gradually growing wider and wider.
50:28
Hey, Jonah, I, I hold my Candlestick out to her.
50:30
Do you need something to light that with like you kind of?
50:33
Freaking out, yes, I'm going to grab it out of his hand and just
50:36
start trying to create some sort of spark.
50:39
If there's like a rock or whatever, just kind of bash it
50:41
up against it to no not. Like already joking.
50:44
It's already lit. Stop.
50:45
What are you doing? You're going to put it out.
50:47
Cheek stick here. Is it?
50:48
Can you carry a lit candle? This is fucking insane.
50:51
Give me a feel like it will be toughness just to keep yourself
50:55
kind of like both the physical thing you're trying to do and
50:59
not shivering and curling up to a frozen mess.
51:02
So let's say, let's say toughness 16 for you.
51:05
It would be fairly easy for anyone.
51:07
Else, OK. So toughness test, Yeah, OK,
51:11
that's a one. As you like, you feel so tired
51:17
yet panicking, and you quickly exhaust yourself as you kind of
51:21
like you don't realize well how this cabin doesn't light up as
51:24
you're rubbing the torch at the back of your head and it catches
51:28
on fire. So, well, let's see how you're
51:32
doing. Yeah, hold on.
51:33
Am I on fire? You're on fire.
51:35
Yeah, we're gonna deal with the effects in just a bit.
51:37
OK, fuck in 11. 11 Interesting. Absolutely.
51:42
You wake up with a frozen demeanor and a new purpose and
51:52
yeah, warmth and fire now. Kind of like you feel the fire
51:56
from very annoying and painful fire from Yokna's head that
52:00
she's screaming and Pyro was trying to put it out.
52:03
It really fucking hurts just to like the what would normally be
52:06
a comfort now feels like like prickling needles, and if you
52:10
feel there's this instinctive need to back away from it, you
52:13
must freeze to live from now on, and this has forever frozen.
52:17
The blood in your brains, however do give you a + 1 to
52:21
social theft, plus one difficulty to social checks.
52:24
You look like a corpse, but hypothermia can never hurt you
52:28
again. Well, that's nothing new.
52:30
I back, I back away from Butina obviously and say.
52:34
You idiot that's going to get infected.
52:40
Daniel, do you have anything you want to promote?
52:42
Yeah, absolutely. As we're dying in the cold, it's
52:46
important to remember that. Also, you can freeze to a
52:49
popsicle and shit yourself with your phone group of friends.
52:53
Black Antlers is going to be available late this summer from
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Exalted Funeral, both as Z and PDF and deluxe bundle with a
53:02
whole bunch of other crap that I'm testing out on you guys.
53:05
You can find a soundtrack by Gillian Morris's on Spotify and
53:10
Band Camp or wherever you prefer to stream your dungeons in.
53:15
You can find me on Daniel Harilla dot H dot IO.
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And yeah, I believe that's it. Awesome, we'll have all that
53:21
set. LinkedIn the description.
53:23
Hell yeah. Hey everybody, Kevin at the end
54:12
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braless, the catacomb St. by Makuti, Jake playing Pyro the
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54:24
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54:28
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55:24
Pruegel, take us to your fondest memory as you're staring into
55:26
the storm there, and we'll just like get a little.
55:28
I know where Pruegel's fondest memory lies.
55:31
Jake, you tell us what part Pruegel's fondest memory is
55:34
then. It's a giant like California
55:38
king size bed full of all of her bro hubs.
55:42
That's what Pruegel's fondest memory is.
55:44
It's like red leather velvet all over the place and just.
55:47
Isn't this before the bro hubs? Huh.
55:50
You. Well, she's got to be some weird
55:52
time traveller. Yeah, remember she goes through
55:58
a bunch of like bro hubs anyways.
56:00
Yeah, prugal pruning. Season.
56:02
Yeah, she she's remembering last year's pruning season.
56:07
And there's a studded jock straps from here to beyond I
56:10
assume? Yeah.
56:12
It was. Healing.
56:13
She sent them into the Dusk Funnel, looking for powder under
56:16
the guise of the Arch Rogue. Oh no.
56:21
Well, at least one of them spinned.
56:23
That's the one that broke her heart.
56:24
Some complex back story right there.
56:28
I think that's three in this episode.
56:30
Yep, you had a good idea for that, Walt, didn't you?
56:35
Wasn't it just did I sure you could have soup in your mouth?
56:42
It's it's hot. Somebody piss in my mouth right
56:44
now. It's so.
56:45
Hot soup, Soup, soup.