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Episode #3955 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: So we have Margaret. Well, Phil, the reason why I'm
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Speaker 1: going to be on the program today is because of
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Speaker 1: this time last year, almost this day, we were squatting
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Speaker 1: on milk crates in Times Square.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: No, wait. I'm going to finish saying this.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's great. You have to understand.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to finish what I've got to say. Anybody
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Speaker 1: opens their mouth?
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Speaker 2: You? You?
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Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to say anything. I just, you know,
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Speaker 1: the guys are making a point. All I want to
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Speaker 1: say is this. Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: Mark.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Go ahead.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, Ms. Green.
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Speaker 1: My name is Gray. It's not Green. You said, go ahead, Ms.
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Speaker 2: Green.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I thought it was Green.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean you thought it was Green? I thought...
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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Margaret. Is Frank on the line? Frank is. Frank,
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Speaker 1: are you there?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been sitting here for about four or five
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Speaker 2: minutes waiting for it to... As soon as I hear
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Speaker 2: it start talking, I know I'm up. So I sort
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Speaker 2: of cue myself. I gear myself.
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Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, Frank. So we have Frank on the line.
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Speaker 1: Don't hang up on him like that. I didn't. I just...
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Speaker 1: Cut him off. Okay, so Margaret, look, this time last
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Speaker 1: year we were in New York. We were enjoying performing
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Speaker 1: in the pitch by Tom Alper. All of our castmates.
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Speaker 1: It was a great, great experience. And I just loved
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Speaker 1: New York. Are we going to get around? We're going
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Speaker 1: to get around to you in a second.
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Speaker 2: Hold on.
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Speaker 1: See, when you say you're going to get around to me,
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Speaker 1: it sounds like you've got all these great things to say.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, we've got to get around to it.
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Speaker 3: That's what Brent calls you.
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Speaker 1: He's my husband, okay? It sounds like, oh yeah, and
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Speaker 1: besides all the good times, let's get around to Margaret
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Speaker 1: and listen to her talking about squatting with her underwear
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Speaker 1: hanging out. Hey, Margaret, you know, it's been a whole year.
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Speaker 1: Maybe we could have dealt with it in the time,
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Speaker 1: in the interim. Well, Phil, I talked to you about
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Speaker 1: it on the day it happened. I talked to you
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Speaker 1: about it in the months after, as soon as we
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Speaker 1: got back to Florida. And you said you were going
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Speaker 1: to reimburse. I said, that's not good enough. I think
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Speaker 1: something has to be, I think we have to deal
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Speaker 1: with this in a way whereby there are others who
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Speaker 1: are not Treat it that way. Margaret, did I force
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Speaker 1: you to squat on a milk crate? By virtue of
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Speaker 1: the fact we were doing your show from Times Square
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Speaker 1: with no seating, yes. So what are you, your husband's
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Speaker 1: an attorney. Frank's an attorney. We're not looking for monetary remuneration.
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Speaker 1: That's it, remuneration. We are not looking to penalize you.
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Speaker 1: This is all punitive, okay? You know about punitive? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I know what it means.
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Speaker 3: Where are you going, Miss Gray?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just, all of a sudden, just lost,
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Speaker 1: I'm out of the mood now. Because I told you
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Speaker 1: I knew what punitive meant. So Margaret's pissed off, ladies
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Speaker 1: and gentlemen. I'll do it. I'm pissed off that in
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Speaker 1: the year since I squatted on a milk crate with
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Speaker 1: my underwear hanging out, what's he laughing at? Well, Margaret,
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Speaker 1: you know.
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Speaker 2: Hey, bud.
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Speaker 1: Well, Margaret, you did. You sat there. You wore a
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Speaker 1: dress knowing full well we'd be sitting on milk crates.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know that till we got there, chump. Don't
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Speaker 1: start in with me, General, okay? Don't start because you
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Speaker 1: know I'll end it. I'll finish it. You won't be
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Speaker 1: feeling very good. I'll be skipping down the street. And
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Speaker 1: it goes like that. Yeah, okay. All right, look, Margaret,
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Speaker 1: you know, the threats aside, what do you want? What
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Speaker 1: I want is the following. Margaret, what do you want,
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Speaker 1: a plaque? What do you mean, a plaque? Well, something
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Speaker 1: on the... What can we do to make this right?
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Speaker 1: Get Frank up, please. Get my husband on the line. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Frank Gray joining us now from Santa Monica, California. Frank,
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Speaker 1: how are you? It's Phil Henry.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And Margaret's here. Hi, Frank.
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Speaker 2: Hi. Okay, so I talked to it this morning, Phil,
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Speaker 2: and wanted to talk a little bit about the fact
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Speaker 2: it had its underwear hanging out. And I said, well, look,
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Speaker 2: as far as I'm concerned, this is what we call
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Speaker 2: in the legal profession la una patata, which is Latin
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Speaker 2: for before it's it's a it's in the it's blue
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Speaker 2: it's party you know you mean Latin I don't know
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Speaker 2: I made that up the fact is it's a small
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Speaker 2: it's a nuisance suit.
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Speaker 1: Are you suing me it's not a suit right Frank
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Speaker 1: no it's.
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Speaker 2: Not a suit it's more like a pair of shorts.
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Speaker 1: Go ahead Frank okay so.
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Speaker 2: Anyway you know it's not a suit it's a what
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Speaker 2: we want is what we call the legal profession An
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Speaker 2: application for the soothment. You see what I'm saying?
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Speaker 1: What is that again?
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Speaker 2: It's an application. Legalese, we call it an application for
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Speaker 2: the soothment. There's a soothing, almost like a salve, that's
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Speaker 2: applied to the area, and it's rubbed in, and it
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Speaker 2: feels good. See?
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Speaker 1: Okay, Frank. In a minute, I'm going to hang up.
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Speaker 2: Why?
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Speaker 1: You're telling me that that's a real legal thing.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: I'm the lawyer, Phil. You aren't. It's called a legal
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Speaker 2: process or procedure, an application for the soothment where the
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Speaker 2: legal salve is either remuneration in terms of dollars, a
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Speaker 2: public apology, or some kind of a lasting memento slash
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Speaker 2: plaque slash permanence that says on this day, on this date,
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Speaker 2: Margaret Gray made a brave effort at completing its role
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Speaker 2: in a Phil Henry show. You understand what I'm saying? Yes, sir,
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Speaker 2: I do.
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Speaker 1: So which is it?
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Margaret, what do you think?
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Speaker 1: Well, here's my idea. The soothment, or they say application
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Speaker 1: for the soothment, the salve, the legal salve, you know
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Speaker 1: what a salve is? Yeah, it's like a lotion. Right. Well,
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Speaker 1: the legal salve applied to, frankly, when we talk about
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Speaker 1: what happened to me with the underwear hanging out, the
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Speaker 1: salve would be applied to my don't laugh, bud, or
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Speaker 1: I'll kick you so hard salve. You'll be in orbit
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Speaker 1: within three minutes. You'll stay in orbit. And then you'll
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Speaker 1: be coming, then you'll be touching down around Super Bowl time.
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Speaker 3: God damn, Joe.
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Speaker 1: Then don't laugh. Although I don't like you threatening people
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Speaker 1: with violence, Margaret. Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: Bucket. Where is it? Margaret. Bucket.
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Speaker 1: She got angry.
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Speaker 2: Oh, for Christ. What happened, Margaret? Did Margaret threaten to
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Speaker 2: kick Bud through a wall?
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Speaker 1: Yes, she's always doing that.
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Speaker 2: All right, Margaret, you can't do it to the kid.
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Speaker 2: It gets scared, and then I have to deal with it.
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Speaker 1: Frank, here's what I'm trying to say. I think in
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Speaker 1: the application of a legal salve, being the application for soothment...
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Speaker 1: so that people apologize to me. And I think in
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Speaker 1: this case, Phil has to apologize to me. And then, yes,
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Speaker 1: some permanent memorial, not a statue necessarily, but I do
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Speaker 1: want something like a bust of me there. I don't know. See,
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Speaker 1: it would have to be of you squatting. You don't
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Speaker 1: want that. No, I do not want that.
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Speaker 2: All right, well, Margaret, I think, Phil, what do you think?
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Speaker 2: If I can apply to the city of New York
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Speaker 2: to have a small bust placed of it, If it's there,
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Speaker 2: and we have to see what happened. You were squatting,
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Speaker 2: and it was part of your ass showing.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to say, Frank, if you think for
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Speaker 1: one minute I'm going to allow a bust, or any
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Speaker 1: kind of a statue in Times Square with part of
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Speaker 1: my ass showing.
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Speaker 2: That was part, oh my God, Margaret, I'm trying to
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Speaker 2: make this right.
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Speaker 1: Margaret, I don't think it's representative of what happened, okay,
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Speaker 1: but your ass was... My ass was what?
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Speaker 2: According to the New York Times, not the New York Times,
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Speaker 2: what's the one, the New York, the Noodle York?
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Speaker 1: The Daily News.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, according to the Daily News, part of your buttock
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Speaker 2: was exposed, and that's when the legal covers say that
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Speaker 2: the buttock was exposed and excoriated, and therefore a soothment
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Speaker 2: or a salve needed to be applied to the, and again,
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Speaker 2: this is the legal term, it needed to be applied
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Speaker 2: to the butt cheek area. of that issue. We're not
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Speaker 2: talking about real butt cheek. We're talking about the butt
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Speaker 2: cheek as it represents the legal doctrine, you see.
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Speaker 1: The butt cheek of the legal.
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Speaker 1: I think this is bullshit.
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Speaker 2: That's why you're not a lawyer, Phil, and I am. Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right, Frank, so what's the upchuck? I mean, the upshot.
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Speaker 2: The upchuck. Do you hear what it said? It almost said.
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Speaker 1: What is it, Frank?
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Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I believe that the Phil Henry show owes Margaret...
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Speaker 2: a sum of, I would say, $ 30, 000. Oh, my God. Well, look, Phil,
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Speaker 2: you know, my wife was held up to ridicule and
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Speaker 2: amusement without a salve, without a soothment.
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Speaker 1: What is this salve and soothment? It sounds like she's
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Speaker 1: getting an ass rubbed down in the middle of the street.
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Speaker 3: Shut up, bud.
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Speaker 1: Shut up. Well, that's what it sounds like.
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Speaker 2: It's not, but the ass salve Anytime... Let me start
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Speaker 2: all over again, okay? If you don't mind.
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Speaker 1: Don't start all over again. Just pick up where we are.
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Speaker 2: All right. Well, anytime someone is publicly humility and ridiculed,
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Speaker 2: it's called... That situation needs soothing. It needs the legal
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Speaker 2: salve of a legal doctrine being applied to the legal
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Speaker 2: ass-cheek or butt-cheek of the issue. It just so happens
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Speaker 2: in this case... Margaret's ass was hanging out of its dress.
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Speaker 2: And it sat there, and it was a good soldier, right?
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Speaker 2: So what we'll say is that $ 30, 000 covers the soothment
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Speaker 2: and then a bust showing Margaret, very beautiful. It's a
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Speaker 2: beautiful woman. You have to admit, my wife's a beautiful woman.
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Speaker 2: And then a very small, small photograph of your ass
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Speaker 2: hanging out of your dress.
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Speaker 1: No, that's not going to happen, Frank.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: It's not going to happen, Frank. That sounds ridiculous, Frank.
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Speaker 1: You're going to ask a woman to show her ass
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Speaker 1: in a photograph?
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Speaker 2: No, we'd hire a sculptor to do a very tasteful... Oh, boy.
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Speaker 2: I thought you guys were on the same... page with me.
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Speaker 1: You're going to hire a sculptor to do what? To
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Speaker 1: show Margaret squatting with her ass hanging out of her
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Speaker 1: underwear in Times Square?
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Speaker 2: Yes. To show what one woman had to sacrifice for
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Speaker 2: some guy's podcast in the middle of New York while
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Speaker 2: he's up there in a play. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I mean.
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Speaker 2: You know, Phil, I don't know what you did in
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Speaker 2: New York. People told me you were on some kind
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Speaker 2: of a gummy binge. I would rather not say.
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Speaker 1: Who told you that?
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Speaker 2: I'd rather not say.
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Speaker 1: No, I wasn't. As a matter of fact, I was
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Speaker 1: a pretty stone sober guy for most of the time
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Speaker 1: whenever we had a day off. Sure, I had a
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Speaker 1: couple of drinks, but that was, I don't use drugs, okay?
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Speaker 1: I don't use recreational drugs.
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Speaker 2: You want to say that again?
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Speaker 1: I don't use recreational drugs. Now, what about me? The
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Speaker 1: $ 30, 000 is fine, Frank, but if you think that I'm
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Speaker 1: going to have a statue commissioned showing my ass in
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Speaker 1: the breeze... That's not in the breeze, but how is
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Speaker 1: that even decent?
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just trying to make things right, okay?
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Speaker 2: I'm just one man. One man trying to do... I'm
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Speaker 2: trying to do it, okay?
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Speaker 1: Frank, I appreciate that very much. $ 30, 000? You're telling me
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Speaker 1: just pay Margaret a bonus of $ 30, 000? I think that
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Speaker 1: that would be.
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Speaker 2: In keeping with the service that it's provided for you
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Speaker 2: down through the years. And I ought to know, because
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Speaker 2: it has a son, our son, and it has to
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Speaker 2: take care of the kid, and then it goes to
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Speaker 2: New York with the ass hanging out.
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Speaker 1: I'll agree to the $ 30, 000, okay? As far as I'm concerned,
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Speaker 1: Margaret's done such a good job, I wouldn't mind bonusing
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Speaker 1: you that, Margaret, okay? Thank you very much, Phil. All right,
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Speaker 1: but I really have a problem calling that a punitive reward,
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Speaker 1: because she was in Times Square... squatting on a milk crate.
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Speaker 1: She knew what the gig was. We were all squatting
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Speaker 1: on milk crates. Maybe she shouldn't have worn a dress,
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Speaker 1: you know?
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Speaker 2: I told it that. I said, are you going to
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Speaker 2: go out in that? And it turned around and it said,
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Speaker 2: you don't like the ass on this? And it bent
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Speaker 2: over and it shook.
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Speaker 1: Frank, if you keep talking, I'm in the car. I'm
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Speaker 1: on my way home.
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Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
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Speaker 2: Well, all right. Look, so I'm just saying it's a far, far,
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Speaker 2: far Better thing I do than I never did before.
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Speaker 1: I'll give her the $ 30, 000 bonus. Thank you very much, Margaret.
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Speaker 1: You were the only female member of the crew out
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Speaker 1: in the public there. We had no studio that day.
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Speaker 1: It probably should have been incumbent upon me to make
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Speaker 1: sure that we had an indoor studio. We did not,
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Speaker 1: and you wound up squatting and, you know.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, squatting, and your earring came out of your pants.
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Speaker 1: What a jackass.
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Speaker 2: All right, well, I think it says, who's that, Dickman? Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: All right, Dickman, I think it says it very well.
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Speaker 2: It said that it was sitting there. And here's the thing, Phil.
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Speaker 2: The $ 30, 000 bonus, you know, it doesn't have to be punitive.
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Speaker 2: We'll just say Phil Henry recognizes the great service of
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Speaker 2: Margaret Gray and what it's done for its show. And
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Speaker 2: the day it squatted in Times Square and you could
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Speaker 2: see everything. I shouldn't put it that way.
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Speaker 1: The day she squatted in Times Square.
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Speaker 2: The day she squatted in Times Square. The day it
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Speaker 2: squatted in Times Square. Times Square. Times Square. Times Square.
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Speaker 2: Times Square. And suddenly no one knew it, but its
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Speaker 2: ass was swinging in the breeze. And then next thing
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Speaker 2: you know, it was humiliated beyond anything we've ever known
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Speaker 2: before or since. Bullshit. What did you say?
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Speaker 1: I said bullshit. You want to back that up a
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Speaker 1: little bit?
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Speaker 2: All right. It was humiliated, and Mr. Henry acknowledges that.
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Speaker 2: and bonuses, Ms. Gray, for everything what it's done for
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Speaker 2: its show.
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Speaker 1: Okay. I'll do that. Boy, Phil, that's not a cheap price.
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Speaker 1: I thank you very much, Phil, for recognizing that it
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Speaker 1: was a very difficult day, and I thank you for
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Speaker 1: the bonus. You're welcome. So what about the statue?
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 2: Well, the statue, I said that my wife went through
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Speaker 2: all of this, and you're not going to have a
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Speaker 2: statue showing it sitting there squatting? Half of its ass
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Speaker 2: hanging out of its underwear.
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Speaker 1: Frank, it's not necessary. It's embarrassing. I don't want it done.
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Speaker 1: If I see it, I'm going to hire somebody to
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Speaker 1: take a sledgehammer to it.
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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, Margaret? I
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Speaker 2: was going to get Globe Watson, one of the great
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Speaker 2: sculptors in the New Jersey area.
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Speaker 3: Who?
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Speaker 2: You don't know it, but Globe Watson was a fantastic man,
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Speaker 2: and it did everything, and it still does everything good.
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Speaker 1: All right, well, thanks a lot, Frank, for being on
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Speaker 1: the show.
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Speaker 2: Hold on, General.
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Speaker 1: All right, but is this all we got to do?
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Speaker 2: Is this all we got to do? What do you
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Speaker 2: want to do? I mean, you want to go down
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Speaker 2: the corner and get on a merry-go-round or something?
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Speaker 1: Frank, thank you very much for being with us and
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Speaker 1: for addressing a one-year-old controversy around Margaret squatting in the
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Speaker 1: milk crates.
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Speaker 3: Yay! Goddamn.
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Speaker 2: Hey, General, listen, I'm just doing what I do, okay?
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Speaker 2: I do what I do. You got to do what
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Speaker 2: you do. You do what you do. I do what
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Speaker 2: I do, see?
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Speaker 1: You mean you do what you do, I do what
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Speaker 1: I do?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you do. You know what? Both of you guys can.
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Speaker 1: There it is, Frank Gray.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, you don't mind the $ 30, 000? No, I don't. No,
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Speaker 1: I think you're entitled to a bonus. We'll give you
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Speaker 1: a bonus. We'll call it a bonus for the year,
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Speaker 1: and we'll say that for services above and beyond. But
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Speaker 1: you know what? I will never forget that this was
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Speaker 1: brought up to me as a threat... of legal action.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mr.
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Speaker 3: Eddie, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, now let's wait just a second.
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Speaker 2: No, no. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Knock it off, bud. You're saying, in other words, that
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Speaker 1: you would never think to give me that bonus had
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Speaker 1: this not happened. No, I'm not saying that at all.
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Speaker 1: You know, Christmas is coming up, and I was thinking
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Speaker 1: about all the loyal service that everybody here has lent
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Speaker 1: to this show and has provided me, and it's So
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Speaker 1: it's not something completely out of mind. But the fact
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Speaker 1: that you guys, you know, you were going to sue me, Margaret?
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Speaker 1: You don't know what it's like to be a woman, Phil.
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Speaker 1: She has to do the job. That's the job I
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Speaker 1: was doing for you. I didn't have the right kind
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Speaker 1: of clothing. I'm squatting on a milk crate. Suddenly I
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Speaker 1: hear a guy walking up behind me going, thar she blows.
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Speaker 1: And I turn around and I go, what's your story?
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Speaker 1: And he's pointing directly at my ass. I'm Margaret Gray. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Who was this? Some slob walking down the street? Sorry,
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Speaker 1: she blows.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. And thank you, Frank. We'll get with you, man.
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Speaker 1: I know I hung up on you. All right, coming up,
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Speaker 1: we've got Jeff Dauter with Halloween right around the corner.
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Speaker 1: Here in California, I don't remember, it's not clear, but
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Speaker 1: I think we begin celebrating Halloween a little early around here.
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Speaker 1: It was like the third week of September, and I
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Speaker 1: started seeing skeletons and stuff all over the place. By
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Speaker 1: the way, the weather here, which has been in the
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Speaker 1: 100-degree range for The last three months, not every day,
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Speaker 1: but the upper 90s, mid-90s, lower 90s, but some days
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Speaker 1: breaking 100. Suddenly, everything is like beautiful today, man. The
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Speaker 1: temperature is in the 70s, and it's feeling good. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right, coming up is Jeff Dowder. And what is
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Speaker 1: it called? It's the Ghoul House that he does. They
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Speaker 1: know the Doolies do that spook-a-rama. He does Ghoul House.
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Speaker 1: What is it?
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Speaker 3: Ghoul House 99. Ghoul House 99.
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Speaker 1: Ghoul House 99. What does that mean, Ghoul House 99?
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Speaker 3: He started it in 1999, and it sounds so cool,
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Speaker 3: he doesn't want to change the name.
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Speaker 1: He doesn't want to change the name, so it's Ghoul House...
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Speaker 1: we'll talk about Ghoul House 99, which is a haunted
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Speaker 1: we have on the line Jeff Dowder. Jeff, are you
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Speaker 1: in Redondo Beach right now, Jeff?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually still in Temple City, Mr. Henry. We're
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Speaker 2: not going to be starring in Gould House for a
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Speaker 2: couple of weeks, so I'm in Temple City in the corner.
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Speaker 2: This is a street carnival. It's actually a parking lot carnival,
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Speaker 2: and Dark Horse is going to play at a parking
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Speaker 2: lot carnival.
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Speaker 3: You're talking about a parking lot carnival? You guys are
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Speaker 3: bigger than that.
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Speaker 2: I'm doing it as a favor for this guy's dad
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Speaker 2: who operates, he's got the octopus, and he also has
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Speaker 2: one of the toss games. So it's right at the
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Speaker 2: corner here.
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Speaker 3: Whereabouts?
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Speaker 2: He's on Las Tunas.
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Speaker 1: All right, Jeff, maybe you can find a little quieter area.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, let me, yeah, are you using that? That chair,
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Speaker 2: are you using it? Can I sit on it? Okay,
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Speaker 2: right here.
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Speaker 1: All right, Jeff, just find somewhere to sit. Yeah. I said, Jeff,
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Speaker 1: Ghoul House... The first thing we said was, why is
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Speaker 1: it called Ghoul House 99? Okay, for the.
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Speaker 2: God, man, for the 100th time... I'm telling you, okay.
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Speaker 1: I know it's because you started it in 1999, and
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Speaker 1: it sounds cool.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Ghoul House 99 is about the bitchiest name you
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Speaker 2: could have for any haunted house anywhere you could imagine.
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Speaker 2: And the fact that we had Cool House 99 before
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Speaker 2: anybody else did, you think I'm going to give that up, man?
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Speaker 2: No way. So we call it Cool House 99. And
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Speaker 2: when people say, is that the year? We go, no,
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Speaker 2: that's the speed we go at, man, in terms of
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Speaker 2: the scares that we deliver at Cool House 99. You know?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. And so, like... That's what we do. And so
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Speaker 2: this year, Ghoul House 99 is going to be down
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Speaker 2: at Mr. Poo's. We're going to clear out two of
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Speaker 2: the back rooms, which are like mostly, it's just warehouses.
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Speaker 2: It's just like storage area for beers and stuff. We're
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Speaker 2: going to clear that out and turn that into Ghoul
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Speaker 2: House 99. So when people come into Mr. Poo's and
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Speaker 2: they have dinner, they have cocktails or whatever, and you
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Speaker 2: can also come and see Dark Horse. We're going to
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Speaker 2: be there. But then when you leave the club, okay,
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Speaker 2: to go out to your car or whatever, you go
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Speaker 2: by way of Gold House 99, okay?
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Speaker 1: So as people are exiting the club, they're led through this...
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Speaker 1: Haunted house?
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Speaker 2: Exactly, okay? And they go, okay, we'll see you tomorrow
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Speaker 2: night at Mr.
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Speaker 1: Pooh's.
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Speaker 2: Oh, ah, it's Cool House 99. And that's when the
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Speaker 2: cymbals hit, and, you know, and witches come down, and
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Speaker 2: goblins go prancing across your path, and stuff like that.
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Speaker 1: Are these special effects, Jeff, when you say goblins prance
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Speaker 1: across your path?
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Speaker 2: No, these are people hired. These are mostly the kids, Dave...
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Speaker 2: David Thomas, his kid, and Carolyn and Eleanor Greasy, their kids.
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Speaker 2: There are about four kids that we hire as Gould
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Speaker 2: House 99 Imps and Mad Dwarfs. And they go, hee!
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Speaker 2: They're pretty good, man. I taught the kids how to
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Speaker 2: do it.
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Speaker 1: What do they do?
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Speaker 2: They go scampering across your path. They look up and go, hee!
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Speaker 2: And then you keep running. And I told them, hunch
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Speaker 2: your shoulders up and keep your knees high. So it
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Speaker 2: looks like you're a very... you know, it looks like
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Speaker 2: you're a really nimble elf, but you also have a hunchback,
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Speaker 2: so you're like a nimble hunchback elf, which is, you know,
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Speaker 2: it's kind of weird if you think about it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sure is.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so then, um, so people go through Gold House 99,
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Speaker 2: and we have the usual, we've got the shaved head, uh,
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Speaker 2: lady who tells fortunes uh that's mrs braxton she wears
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Speaker 2: a skull cap we go to shave and then we
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Speaker 2: have the nuclear war mutants and that's that's actually i
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Speaker 2: joined them but it starts out with uh tom cappy
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Speaker 2: and bill these are all guys that are in um
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Speaker 2: these are all guys that are in suck butt okay and.
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Speaker 1: What is that a band yeah suck but how do
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Speaker 1: you get away with that How do you get away
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Speaker 1: with that, okay?
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Speaker 2: These guys, they play Mr. Food.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so the members of Suckbutt are doing what?
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Speaker 2: They play the nuclear, they play the radiation, the nuclear mutants.
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Speaker 2: So they have skull caps with, they got hair coming
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Speaker 2: out of it, and they just go, you know, like
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Speaker 2: they are mutated by the radiation. You know? You know
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Speaker 2: what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yes, I got it, Jeff. And what's the rest?
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Speaker 2: Well, what do you mean, what's the rest? I mean,
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Speaker 2: you just do a variety of different things of people
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Speaker 2: just going, you know. And then we have Milk Duds
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Speaker 2: and baggies of chocolate candies. If you don't get scared
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Speaker 2: so that you, you know, mess your pants, you make
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Speaker 2: it to the Ghoul House 99 with some candy.
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Speaker 1: So Ghoul House 99 is going to be Mr. Pooh's win.
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Speaker 2: Well, when do you think, man?
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Speaker 1: Okay, Halloween. It's a big Halloween night at Mr.
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Speaker 2: Pooh's. That's right. And Dark Horse is going to be there.
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Speaker 2: Suck Butt opens for Dark Horse. Suck Butt, the members
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Speaker 2: of Suck Butt will be manning Mr. Pooh's. And then
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Speaker 2: when we come off our last set of the night,
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Speaker 2: which is about 11.30, we're going to end the music early.
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Speaker 2: Then we'll go in and we'll be a part of
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Speaker 2: Ghoul House 99.
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Speaker 1: Jeff Doughter, ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 3: Yeah!
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Speaker 1: How you doing, Jeff?
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Speaker 2: Hey, thanks a lot, Mr. Henry.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jeff. Jeff Doughter and Dark Horse. Google House 99. Now,
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Speaker 1: what happened? When's Spook-O-Rama? Spook-O-Rama is Bobby Dooley. That's Bobby
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Speaker 1: in Western Estates. That's a different thing. What is that?
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Speaker 3: Time to go to bed, Mr. Henry.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I got a bedtime reminder. Yeah, it's Bobby Dooley and.
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Speaker 3: What do you mean bedtime? God damn.
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Speaker 1: You got a warm bottle of milk, too? No, I don't.
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Speaker 1: It's just I don't get a good sleep, man.
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Speaker 3: So the thing.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, it reminds me to go to sleep.
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Speaker 2: All right, so.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So Bobby and Steve Dooley, they do their spook-a-rama,
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Speaker 1: which is basically they break into somebody's house and go, boo,
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Speaker 1: or some crap like that. And if you don't get scared,
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Speaker 1: if you just stare at them and don't break... You
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Speaker 1: can't get scared. You're not allowed to show any kind
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Speaker 1: of fear. That's right. Then they give you... So what
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Speaker 1: do they give you? I think it's like a $ 50
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Speaker 1: gift certificate. A $ 50 gift certificate after they break into
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Speaker 1: your house.
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Speaker 3: Oh, isn't that what Ted Bell does at Ted's in
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Speaker 3: Beverly Hills?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Mr.
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Speaker 3: Bell, he plays what he calls Count Tedula, okay? And
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Speaker 3: it's Tedoween.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, Tedoween. Okay.
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Speaker 3: And when you come in, he comes out of the
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Speaker 3: side door and goes, ah, you know, and if you
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Speaker 3: don't flinch at all, you get a free steak dinner.
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Speaker 3: You know, all he does is give away steak dinners, man,
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Speaker 3: because people are always, you know, they're never flinching.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. He was complaining about that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So either he's got to get scarier or something.
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Speaker 3: Well, anyway, it's Tedoween, which is the week of whatever
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Speaker 3: it is.
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Speaker 1: Okay. The 31st is Halloween, but I don't know when
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Speaker 1: that falls.
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Speaker 2: All right, folks. Love you.
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Speaker 1: Can't live without you. Love you. Can't live without you.
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Speaker 1: I like that one. This is the world-famous Phil Henry Show,
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: You want to stop dancing, bud, and pick some of this? Yeah.