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Hour 3 – Political Hot Potato · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding do. It's our num berth three, our number three,
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  Speaker 1: a political hot potato. And here in our number three,
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  Speaker 1: President Trump has a plan. He's going to create a
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  Speaker 1: federal commission to regulate college athletics. That's right, college athletics.
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  Speaker 1: How does that vibe with you? Meaning nil? And the
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  Speaker 1: transfer portal? Also, is Nick Saban the right person to
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  Speaker 1: help shape the future of college sports? There's chatter that
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  Speaker 1: Saban is going to be one of the lead figures
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  Speaker 1: on this federal commission. And how does the new Utah
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  Speaker 1: Mammoth nickname sound to your ears? It was officially named
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  Speaker 1: the Mammoth. That news coming out in the last twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hours talking about all of that and more. Right
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  Speaker 1: now here it is full of hot air. It's our
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  Speaker 1: number three.
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  Speaker 1: showould be so your NBA from last night. We're not
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about that again here. We'll get back
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  Speaker 1: to it later. With the Boston Celtics have done something
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  Speaker 1: that has rarely happened in NBA history. They have gagged
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  Speaker 1: back to back home games, flowing twenty point leads at
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  Speaker 1: home championship pedigree. Is this a scheme from the Illuminati?
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  Speaker 1: Is the New World Order deciding the Celtics can no
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  Speaker 1: longer win a championship again? That they won their one
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  Speaker 1: championship and there's some kind of satanic conspiracy to stop
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  Speaker 1: the Celtics or did they just suck at a time
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  Speaker 1: he cannot suck. And speaking of sucking at a time
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  Speaker 1: he cannot suck, the Denver Nuggets, what man that sweetheart
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  Speaker 1: Nikola Jokic down by forty nine points at one point,
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  Speaker 1: the Oklahoma City Thunder able to get that done in
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  Speaker 1: a large way. But our lead this hour is not
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  Speaker 1: from those games. No, no, no, we go to Capitol Hill.
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  Speaker 1: Things are about to get cranked up several notches for
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  Speaker 1: college basketball and football players. If you have not heard
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  Speaker 1: some interesting news bubbling up over the last twenty four
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  Speaker 1: hours or so, we have learned at the President of
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  Speaker 1: the United States, Donald Trump is going to create a
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  Speaker 1: Presidential Commission for College Athletes. The first step, this is
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  Speaker 1: the first step for what for the Feds to find
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  Speaker 1: a answer, a solution to the wild wild West that
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  Speaker 1: is going on in your college sports nil transfer portal.
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  Speaker 1: And the initial story came from Yahoo. Yeah. Yahoo. They
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  Speaker 1: tell us that many of the big wigs, the big
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  Speaker 1: cheese over there, the big ragou at college sports, have
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  Speaker 1: been briefed by the White House. They've been given the
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  Speaker 1: outline on the plant. It's been called a landmark decision
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  Speaker 1: even though it hasn't officially officially happened, it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be one of those points in the history of college
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  Speaker 1: sports that twenty thirty, forty fifty, sixty, seventy eighty years
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  Speaker 1: from now, assuming we're all still here, we won't be
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  Speaker 1: many of us, but they'll look back at this moment
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  Speaker 1: and say, well, that was a big moment. Now, the
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  Speaker 1: Blue Ribbon Panel, you know, I love a good blue
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  Speaker 1: ribbon panel. They're set to tackle the amount of player
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  Speaker 1: movement in the portal, the transfer portal, the unregulated booster compensation,
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  Speaker 1: how dare you pay and pay and pay and pay
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  Speaker 1: and pay to the athletes? And also there is this
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  Speaker 1: debate about the solution do you cross the Rubak on
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  Speaker 1: and make the players employees. It's always been the sticking
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  Speaker 1: point going back many many years, actually over one hundred years,
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  Speaker 1: whether or not the players are employees or they're not.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's also the concern that some have what
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  Speaker 1: about the Olympic sports that no one cares about, that
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  Speaker 1: they these teams are moving all over the country in
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  Speaker 1: conferences for football and basketball. But then the teams the
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  Speaker 1: sports that aren't meat in potatoes sports, they also have
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  Speaker 1: to travel across the country and that becomes a financial burden.
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  Speaker 1: So that's an issue. Then you've got the fly in
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  Speaker 1: the ointment, which is Title nine. And then there's even
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  Speaker 1: like revenue sharing. I mean, it's a big it's a
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  Speaker 1: big turd burger. It's a big one. So then we've
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  Speaker 1: got TV involved in. I mean, there's a bunch of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question. We'll frame it this way.
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  Speaker 1: President Trump, he has a plan to create a federal commission,
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  Speaker 1: a federal commission to regulate college athletics. How does that
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  Speaker 1: vibe with you? So I've got art Center, Crest and
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  Speaker 1: wet socks, and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we will make them jumbo size. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make them jumbo size, is what we're going to do,
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  Speaker 1: all right. So my first thought here, this is obviously
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  Speaker 1: a mess No that I need to say that, but
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  Speaker 1: I will will begin with that. It's a messy situation.
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  Speaker 1: It's a sloppy meal. It's a dog's lunch, is what
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  Speaker 1: it is. Now. I have long advocated, I have long
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  Speaker 1: supported the payment of players. I used to do rants
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  Speaker 1: and I know alf the Alien Opiner and some of
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  Speaker 1: you guys that have been with me a long time
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  Speaker 1: here on the show. You remember every college basketball tournament
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  Speaker 1: and every college football like the old BCS days, I
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  Speaker 1: would do the same rant about it. This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: It used to drive me insane how many times I
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  Speaker 1: heard student athletes, student athletes, student athletes, shure and athlete,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and I know the history of that. And
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  Speaker 1: then the whole point of that was to avoid having
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  Speaker 1: to pay workers comp That's why they came up with
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  Speaker 1: that term, and they used it, and so the system
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  Speaker 1: was lopsided. It was lopsided in favor of the universities
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  Speaker 1: for multiple generations. And now we've done a one eighty.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're halfway decent as a college football player
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  Speaker 1: or a basketball player, you're getting a little bit of money.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're really good, it's a gold rush. It's
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  Speaker 1: boom times, is what it is. And so you have
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  Speaker 1: this cacophony of issues that have popped up. The Nile payments,
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  Speaker 1: the transfer portal, the conference realignment. You've got UCLA and
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  Speaker 1: USC that are in a conference with Rutgers right in
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  Speaker 1: New Jersey. You've got Maryland who's in a conference with
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  Speaker 1: USC and UCLA. You also have the Bay area schools
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  Speaker 1: that are in the Atlantic Coast conference. It's just absurd. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the problem is this right Here's there's something needs to
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  Speaker 1: be tweaked, but you're talking about it's an art center situation.
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  Speaker 1: Politics in my life has mostly been the art of
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  Speaker 1: making things worse, not better. When has Congress ever really
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  Speaker 1: made things better? It has happened, but very rare, very rare.
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  Speaker 1: You're more likely to see Haley's comment than you are
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  Speaker 1: to see a good political decision. Political leaders always prioritize
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  Speaker 1: their interest so even on this, like you said, well
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  Speaker 1: that something needs to be done. But going back to
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  Speaker 1: the beginning, like getting a political ran But the framers
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  Speaker 1: of the constitution, they had a rallying when America was
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  Speaker 1: founded about no taxation without representation, and then they wanted
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  Speaker 1: fewer laws and regulations and all that. And the country's
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  Speaker 1: been around for two hundred and forty eight years and
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  Speaker 1: now it's just wrapped in red tape. And expect the
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  Speaker 1: same to happen for this, Like I'm sure at the
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  Speaker 1: beginning they'll put some rules in and it won't be
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  Speaker 1: that big a deal, and eventually they'll keep adding and adding.
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  Speaker 1: There'll be a new government agency that'll get rubber stamped here,
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  Speaker 1: There'll be some commission that will lead to another commission,
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  Speaker 1: and then down the rabbit hole and the flag is up, which,
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  Speaker 1: to say, in a roundabout way, is just it's the
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  Speaker 1: new bureaucracy. Is the old bureaucracy now? Second former Alabama
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  Speaker 1: football coach Nick Saban that could not handle the changing landscape.
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  Speaker 1: The reason Nick Saban is no longer coaching at Alabama's
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  Speaker 1: not his health. It's that he no longer wanted to
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  Speaker 1: deal with the bull crap, so he got out. And
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  Speaker 1: so Nick Saban is effected to co chair the President
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  Speaker 1: Trump Commission. Alongside there's some business people here and some
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  Speaker 1: other big wigs from college sports in the past. So
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  Speaker 1: question is the old Alabama football coach Nick Saban? Is
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  Speaker 1: Nick Saban the right person to help shape the future
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  Speaker 1: of college sports? That seems like kind of a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: So as much as I appreciate what Nick Saban did,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go know like he's not He's from the
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  Speaker 1: old world, and there's gotta be some balance here. I
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  Speaker 1: could see Sabin going in there and say, listen, I'm
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  Speaker 1: Nick Saban, I'm a crest guy, and I'm gonna put
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  Speaker 1: the toothpaste back in the tube. I'm the fixer. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna come in here and it's gonna be just like
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  Speaker 1: it was. Where to use the student athlete term. No
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  Speaker 1: one's getting paid nobody. It's gonna be a drought. There'll
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  Speaker 1: be no money left. And of course that's not gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: He'll die trying, you know, just make it how it
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  Speaker 1: used to be, just like that old slogan from Cresh.
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  Speaker 1: Look my no cavities, no keph, Good luck with that now.
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  Speaker 1: Nick Saban has long expressed concerns with the name image
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  Speaker 1: likeness deal that's turned this into essentially an arms race
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  Speaker 1: in college football and basketball, more football than basketball. And
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  Speaker 1: remember he initially at Alabama thought it was ridonculous to
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  Speaker 1: even have nil payments. He advocated for strict, draconian restrictions
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  Speaker 1: on nil and so you'd assume that he'll be part
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  Speaker 1: of a federal commission that will do the same thing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: spoiler alert, there are so many lawyers in the United States.
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  Speaker 1: Nil is not going away. This is this has got
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  Speaker 1: lawsuit after lawsuit. This has gone all the way to
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  Speaker 1: the Supreme Court. Cause there's a lot of money to
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  Speaker 1: be made. There's a lot of billable hours out there.
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  Speaker 1: The question is how this commission can tiptoe around the
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  Speaker 1: land mines and come up with some guardrails that limit
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  Speaker 1: transfers and limit if you transfer, you know, the payments,
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  Speaker 1: what you have to lose, you have to pay money back,
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  Speaker 1: like those kind of things. And whatever they do, there's
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  Speaker 1: going to be seven or eight one hundred lawyers that
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  Speaker 1: are ready to file the lawsuit. All right. Final five,
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  Speaker 1: we pivot away from college football to the riveting news
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  Speaker 1: of a new team nickname dateline the Great Salt Lake.
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  Speaker 1: After thirteen months of waiting a trademark battle Royale, there
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  Speaker 1: were eight hundred and fifty thousand online ballots cast multiple
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  Speaker 1: rounds of voting. The Utah hockey team now has a
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  Speaker 1: name forever and ever until the Wolkesters decide that name's offensive.
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  Speaker 1: They will be the Utah Mammoth. The mammoth have arrived.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. The Utah Mammoth was revealed as the new
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  Speaker 1: moniker for the NHL franchise corn of the team. They
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  Speaker 1: chose the singular mammoth as opposed to mammis, so they'll
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  Speaker 1: be the mammoth. And they say it symbolizes one team
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  Speaker 1: all in and all of your tall. Okay, sure, that's
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  Speaker 1: the ticket. The new team logo is the head of
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  Speaker 1: a mammoth with the curved tusk of the mammoth. So,
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  Speaker 1: how does the new Utah Mammoth nickname sound in your ears?
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  Speaker 1: How does that sound in your ears? So it sounds
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  Speaker 1: to me like wet socks or go you know, you
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  Speaker 1: know when you have wet sox and that squishing sound
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  Speaker 1: in the shoes. You know what I'm talking about. It
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  Speaker 1: It's just feels feels weird. It sounds weird, the mammoth name, like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna totally kill it. It's it's subtle. But
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  Speaker 1: yet I find the name unsettling, as much as I
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  Speaker 1: can find a team name from a team I don't
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  Speaker 1: follow unsettling. I am happy that the Utah Mammoth are
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  Speaker 1: not named the Eagles, which I believe is the most
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  Speaker 1: popular nickname in college sports. Eagles Tigers another very popular name,
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  Speaker 1: or Bulldogs or Wildcats. So I'm happy about that. However,
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  Speaker 1: I will, I will die on the mountain that it
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  Speaker 1: should have been the Yeti. It should have been the
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  Speaker 1: YETI period hard stop, and that would have been perfect.
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  Speaker 1: They were stonewalled by the US Patent and Trademark Office,
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  Speaker 1: which rejected the application for the Utah Yeties. They claimed
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  Speaker 1: there would be confusion because people are stupid, consumers are idiots,
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  Speaker 1: according to the according to the people at the U.
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  Speaker 1: Patton In Trademark Office, and that because of the Yetti
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  Speaker 1: Coolers LLC, they have the trademark to make coolers and
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  Speaker 1: drink wear and clothing and all that that there's no
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  Speaker 1: way you can have a hockey team named the Yeti
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  Speaker 1: and a cooler because the people buying the cooler would
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  Speaker 1: think they're buying the hockey team, and the people buying
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  Speaker 1: take us to the hockey team would think they're buying
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  Speaker 1: a cooler. So that is a loss for you. And
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  Speaker 1: at some point they'll have to get rid of the mammoth,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm sure there's you go back far enough, there's
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  Speaker 1: some kind of connection people. I say, well, the mammoth
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  Speaker 1: is gone, but they died from the mammoth, you know,
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  Speaker 1: previous life forms on the planet. So that's a problem.
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  Speaker 1: They could have worked something out. The other issue I have,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm the only one. When I think
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  Speaker 1: of mammoth, I don't think of the wooly Mammoth. I
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  Speaker 1: think of the ski resort in the Sierra Nevadas in California.
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  Speaker 1: When I say, Hey, there's the Mammoth, I'm like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: who's going skiing? Who's going to Mammoth? That's what I
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  Speaker 1: don't think of the Utah Man. I think of the Mammoth,
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  Speaker 1: the ski resort in California. That's what I think. But
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  Speaker 1: Riddle of the day. Much to the surprise of many,
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  Speaker 1: former NBA coach George Carl recently admitted that he's never
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  Speaker 1: done blank, never done blank. That is the question. What
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota says he's never hung out with Jerry Jones with
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  Speaker 1: the Glory whole never happened. King Rory says that in Wisconsin,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: never eaten a Pickleburger is the answer. Our buddy ol
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: just down the road from the pro Bouncy Ball Hall
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: of Fame there in Springfield, Mass says he's never had, never,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: never been with a cougar from the zoo. I think
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: he meant from the zoo. I don't know what else.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Page down, Eileen writes in and says the answer to
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the riddle is cougars are comed greatest commercial in the
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: history of Fox Sports Radio. I will I will die
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: believing that someday George Carl never met Frank o'harris, guessed
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: by our friend Eileen. Who else? Page down, Lady Sideburn
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: says he never wore his undies inside of his trousers. Wow,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: he was a commando man. Page down, Donkey Sausage says
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: something involving a monkey spanking of some kind. I'm not
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: sure what that courtesy flusher said, put maple syrup on
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: a waffle? Really? Mark from Queens versus Well, he's in
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: He's originally from Queens, He's in arling from Texas now
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: and he says free based cocaine. George Carl's never done
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: that page down whippets guessed by Fudgie in Boston used
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: the internet from Dante, that's his answer. Eke and Roseville,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Minnesota said, never ever done shots with Lorena ever? Interesting?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: All right? I see that Keith Ocho texto clearly cheating.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: What a schmock, bad job by him. JT. The Wingman says,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: a selfie with the bronze fonds. I gotta find that statue.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I was on a plane with with him one time
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: back in the day, but anyway, I didn't get a photo. Anyway,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Let's see here at Tillo from Florida says George Carl
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: never ate the Gabba ghul, the Jersey Gabba gul. Yeah,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: it's unfortunate. Lorena. Do you have anyswer? Boso said, By
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: the way, lose to the clipper. Screw you, Boso. Mark
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: in Santa Monica said, read a book? What say you, Lorena?
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I think he's never done his own laundry.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Really, he's always his mom doing interesting. No, that is
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: incorrect job that. Much to the surprise of many, former
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: NBA coach George Carl admitted that he's never done social media.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Even though he's gone viral multiple times, he says he's
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: never actually posted on social media. And you know why,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: he's got a guy. He's got a guy. And when
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: you have a guy, you don't need to do it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of old old guy social media where
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: they don't do it. Magic Johnson, old guy doesn't do
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: social media. He's got a guy. There was this famous
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: newscaster who's been dead for a long time, but I
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: met him a few times. Larry King was a big
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: star back in the day. He was on social media.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I know it's only been like five sixty seven, eight
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: years whatever. I think he's been five. But anyway, Larry King,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: he was on social media, didn't actually post it. How
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: much do you think you can get paid? I would
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: do that. I would be the posted guy. I could
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: be the posted guy. That seems like an easy job.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Posted guy, call me up, what do you want to post?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I'll post it. Done, I'll be the posted guy. How
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: much does the post this guy get paid? What's the
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: payment on that? That seems like an easy job. You
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: just sit there and wait for the old person to
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: call you, and then you're like, hey, I'll post it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I'm the posted guy. I'd like some money because I'm
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the posted guy. Okay, I'm just saying I'll score the phones.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: And let's say hello to fill More Mike in the
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Bay Area. If this is the real Filmore Mike, Hello,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Fillmore Mike, what's up big there? He is? This is
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the This is the authentic, not the fake Fillmore Mike.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: This is the real deal. And he wants to talk hockey?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Is that correct? You want to talk hockey?
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Man? I don't want to. I mean you had you
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: had a topic about the Utah Mammage. That's kind of
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: trash been that's a black ass name. I don't know
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: what type of weed they smoking, but it's obviously great weed.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: To come up with a name like U Tah mamigs
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: what you.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Think, Mike? Mike did YETI a better name? The Utah YETI?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Which is the name they wanted? That's the mammoth is
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: their second choice, the Yetti And there were people that
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: wanted the Utah Outlaws to be the name. Now, that
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: would be a funny name if they were called the Outlaws,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: because when you think of outlaws, you think of people.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: In Utah blood.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: You know what I just thought of? And it's hell
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: of funny, because you guys are hell of funny. I
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: just want you to know that, Ben, you're you're your
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: co host. Right, she's a female, right, she just said.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: She identifies as a female. She does, idea, Loraina, is
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: that is that true, Lorena, you identify as a female.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, she said, you know it's hella funny. Randomly she said,
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: she said, yeah, I like sausage. I swear to god,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: I just bro I'll be tweaking late night. I just
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: heard that and I just peeped that. That was very funny,
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: and she kind of like, you know, that's that's female things.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: But anyway, Ben, I think blood Steph Curry, Steph Curry hurt.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: You think we got a chance being.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, you have a chance. But they say he'll
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: be out a week. I'll bet the over. I bet
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: he's out more than a week. With the with the injury,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: they'll they'll side on the side of caution. But yeah,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: because Minnesota now, Minnesota talent talent wise is good enough
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: to beat the Warriors. But there's some issues there. I
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: gotta see how they bounce back. I think they'll win
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: the next game. I think it'll be one one I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: think they'll win here tonight on Thursday Night. So but yeah,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the Warriors, they should still win the series.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, Oh Ben, I just want to tell you man,
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: happy birthday, Brot Birthday for really real. And don't forget
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: the Bay Area got the best Chinese food.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: But all right, we're gonna I'm gonna meet you. Fillmore, My,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: you gotta listen because at some point we're gonna go
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: visit Alame to Lou and his establishment. So you gotta
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: come by and say hello when we're up there. Okay,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I pull up, Okay, I can. That's just what I want. Well,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: the rain is all in on that, Okay, I thank you, Phillmore,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Mike the Great Fillmore Mike, got bout that. I love
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that guy, one of my top you know, not that
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: we rank callers though, you know, I love all my children,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: but he's one of the better ones. The call is
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: show and the callers. Let's say hello to weed Man Hippie.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Speaking of legends, this guy. How many years has weed
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Man Hippie been calling the show? It's been over a yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: it's going on. We man, You're you're you're great. Your
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: roommate's not there, so you're walking around naked. You're free
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: of you know, it's wonderful.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I'm watching the one Solvent show.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: You're well, it doesn't get any more relevant than the
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Ed Sullivan show.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Like I just saw The Rolling Stones on Ed Sullivan.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I hope they I hope it works out. The
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Rolling Stones. I think they got a chance to make
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: it in music, and so they.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Mixed up to nothing.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, how about you sound like Mel Allen.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: That's a dead sports catch. How about that? Yeah, things
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: are going very well, I say, I say things are
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: going very well. But it's not like the Knicks have
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: played great for most of the games. They've really it's
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: really been on me. Yeah, mid third quarter to the
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: end of the game, but the first two and a
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: half quarter is not so good, not so impressive. Yeah. Yeah,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: it's been been a wild which is and now it's
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: in the head of the Celtics, which becomes an issue.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Like even if even if Boston you figure they'll play
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: okay in Game three, even if they have a big lead,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: it's in their mind that this is what this is
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: what the Celtics do. They they are a bunch of
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: choking dogs. Now, you know, it's not you know it's
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: not crazy. They that would be the play of the
• 28:40
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  Speaker 1: park there at the Garden, Boston. Apparently we don't we
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  Speaker 1: don't have this. Oh okay, what's the play of the day.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: It is the tire i raq player today the five
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  Speaker 1: second so so Jalen Brunson had made a foul shot.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: So the Knicks are up by one. He made a
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  Speaker 1: couple of fish shouts. Knicks are up by one, and
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the Celtics come back. Jason Tatum and he's dribbling down Boston.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: They need a basket to win the game. Here at
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: the end, the clock is running down. Listen, listen to
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: how this went down. Take a list Tatum across McCourt
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: with ten, top of the key with eight defended by Robinson,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: was seven right wing three crossover foul line with four
• 29:25
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  Speaker 1: it down for they've done it again. They've done it again.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: The New York Knicks take bulk in Boston. Men a
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  Speaker 1: look at the math on this week, man, I know
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: you're a big math guy, and if you look at
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: the math on this things are looking very good for
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the Celtics. Historically, teams that have won the first two
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: games on the road have won eighty seven and a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: half percent of the time. So they're that's what. Well,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: they're not guaranteed. They could still blow it, but they're
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: in good ship. Yeah, but yeah, exactly. All right. So
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you you want you want to you want to get
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: back to the Ed Sullivan Show, don't you know you're
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: you're done? You got nothing you do? Come on admit it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we need jokes for tomorrow, that's right, lame jokes. Okay,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: you tell them. I don't need to tell we men
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: weed Man. Hippie has his own sit. Weed Man has
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: his own segment on the show, and it's all jokes
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: and it's wonderful and all that. All right, well, thank
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you we Man. I go back to you're at Sullivan
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  Speaker 1: sh alright, all right, thank you weed Man. All right,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: there you go where he goes. Only he know. Well,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I would like to to I'd like to tell you
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: something right now. I'm not gonna do some commercial. I'm
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: gonna complain. Is it true that Paul Pierce stole a
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: classic Mallard show bit? Is it true? Well, apparently you
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: see Paul Pierce. Apparently, I guess he's got some TV show.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: He promised to if the Celtics lost Game two to
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the Knicks. He said he would walk fifteen miles to
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: the studio barefoot. Chances that Paul Pierce walks fifteen miles
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: barefoot to go to a TV studio, I'm gonna I'm
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: gonna go. No chance. There's a better chance of me
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: paying off the bet that I made years ago when
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Arizona the college basketball team lost blew a big lead
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: late against against the Illinois Fighting a Lini in the
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: NCAA tournament, and I said I would walk to Tucson.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: And the boss at that time that the late great
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Andrew Ashwood. I went to his office. I said, listen
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: to Andrew. I made a bet I'd like to do it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: He looked at me. I was very fat at the time.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: He said, Ben, you're not going to make it. You
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: won't make it the riverside. You'll drop dead. I said,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I'd like to do it. And then he said, well,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: let's look at how far that is. And then he said,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: it's about give or take four hundred and fifty miles
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: from LA to Tucson if you follow Route ten hie
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: waigh ten. So it's about it's about four hundred and
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: fifty miles. So he said you walking. He thought maybe
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I could walk like five miles, five miles a day.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: So we were doing the math, right, we're trying to
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: do the math on that. And you know, Andrew, it
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: was one of the great radio men that I've dealt with.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: So we're doing the math on that. So at five
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: miles a day, and then you say, well, how many
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: days is it going to take you to get there?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: And the math on that is not good. So at
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: five miles a day, it would have taken me. I
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: think we worked out the number. It would have been
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: like I think it was like eighty something days or
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: something like eighty five days. It would have been like
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: three four months or something like that.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: So how many miles was it? Four hundred and fifty
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: So about eighty four to ninety days?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, about ninety day. Yeah. And then they said,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: well we can make it a bit, you know, and
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: we get from publicity. And he said no, So I
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: thought I would die and probably was right, Probably was
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: correct on that.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Paul Pierce. He showed the map of where have
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: the walk and it's by the studio. It would involve
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: going to the Pulvina Pass, so it would be quite
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: a hike. It wouldn't be like a flat walk would be.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be going up the hills and go by
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the Getty Center. Yep, you'd go by the Getty by
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the Ghetti.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:11
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• 35:45
  Speaker 6: More than everybody a fitting first question for ask Ben
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: from mister Donkey Sausage.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Hi Donkey, Uh.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: When was the last time you went skiing or snowboarding?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: God, it's been it's been many years. I do it
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: like going the snow. The problem I have with the
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: snow and I can't get around this if somebody can
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: help me out. I was actually just having this conversation
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: with my wife. We love going to the snow. The
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: thing we don't like is snow tires or the chains.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Rather putting the chains on the tires. I hate that worse, right,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so that's why I don't do more snow
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: stuff because of the chains.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll cancel a trip if I know I have
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: to put chains on. Not gonna have Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Like one of my favorite places to go in the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: world is the Sequoia National the forest with the big
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: redwoods there in Sequoia, and I love going during the winter.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: It's a winter wonderland. But it's just the chains are
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: such a nightmare. No, So what about you, Lorrain or
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: last time you went to the snow?
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: I haven't skied or snowboarded in a long time, but
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: I've entertubed recently.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this year two and a half years ago. Okay,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: that's so that's a long time. What about you lead
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a lap.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Well, funny enough, I do gotta ask you some questions
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: about Sequoia off. Yeah, but last time was actually with Coop,
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: probably two years ago. We go to a big bear,
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: not mammoth, although mammoth is better, and that's when I
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: realized I was a lot better at snowboarding than Coop.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Oh really, okay, all right, take that Coop taking strays here?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: All right, what's next? What do we have here? It's
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: ask Ben. Your questions are answers.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: From at Lady Sideburns. If you were forced to be
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: caged up for a year and with an animal at
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: the zoo, which animal would you choose?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Koala bear?
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: H that's a good one.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: All they do is they just they're high all the
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: time from the eucalyptus.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: They just kind of hang out like I'm hanging out
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: with the callers. You know, it's the same vibe. What
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: what about I would also if I wasn't gonna get
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: eaten or they're not gonna spit on me. The Komodo dragon,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: which they have in San Diego, I was I saw
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: the Komodo dragon at the zoo. What about you, Lorena.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm a very cuddly person. I would want
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: something that would cuddle with me. So I'm probably gonna
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: choose a lion.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: You think they're.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: They're always there, always up on a mound with all
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: their lady lions, all like snuggled up together, looking all majestic.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: So I think I could be of them.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: You're not a lion. They might eat they won't eat me, Okay.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: All right, yeah, I wonder I think it comes down
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: to the enclosure versus the animal, Like which enclosure would
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: you want to be stuck in for a year? Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: Like the meerkats would be fun because you can kind
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: of hang out with the meerkats. They'll look out after you.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: But otters are fun. I would go with the otters.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: That's what. Yeah, but they have land too.
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: There you go with the fresh water otters, the not
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: the sea otters.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: The seals look kind of cool too, you know, they're
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: kind of chill.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then you'd be stuck in the water hang
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: out with the penguins.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: You could walk like a penguin side by second. All right,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: what's next year? It's ask ben. Your questions are answers
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: for the rest of the hour. Ring On, Fine, how.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: About King Rory says, who would win in a fight
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: between a gorilla and one hundred Mallard militia members?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, So we do have a criminal element in the
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Malord militia. Okay, So there's some boys that bring weapons. Okay,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: these guys they call in when they get out of
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you know who you are. Boys.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think weapons.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: It's my I'm answering the question, Lorena. I'm just saying
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I would take the prison wing of the Malard militia
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: and that gorilla has no chance.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Well, I know most of our militia has the IQ
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: of a peanuts, so it's.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Not about IQ. Okay, So you know what, George Washington,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you have to outsmart the gorilla. No, you don't. George
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Washington was an idiot, but he's one of the famous
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: people in the history of the world.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: They don't die.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: You're a liar, you're a hater.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: You don all get smoked. It'd be done. Don't get
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: in that. Uh yeah, even if you had a year you.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: See this, This is the kind of disrespect of Malon.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: You know what the New Boys and the Malad militia.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: They think you're these two people think you're a bunch
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: of cowards. We'll get you a gorilla. See how they
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: think you're gutless? Puke?
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Next?
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Uh, what is the best ice cream to get from
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: an ice cream truck? From bobbying in Florida? I know,
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: I know Lorraina's answer already.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well my my answer that Bobby. Listen, the greatest
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: ice cream treat is the chocolate chip cookie sandwich with
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: two giant oversized soft chocolate chip cookies and it's vanilla
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: ice cream. That's all I need. I'm a basic beach
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: when it comes to that. What about you?
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Lorraina Lee thinks there would be a fudgetackle.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: But off of the ice cream trucks, I really like
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: the SpongeBob ones with the bubblegum eyeballs.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Come, what are you five years old?
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: You fudge in the fridge?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: What about you?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: What about drumstick? Classic Drumstick?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. That was my No, that's like
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: the drumstick's good too. You got the nuts on top.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good ice cream.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: You would like the nuts on top?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Hey? That was on the air,