Latest / Your Shout with Jy and Brayden / Barefoot In Public! #14
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- 0:00SPEAKER_00: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
- 0:04SPEAKER_00: Here comes your shout with John and Braden.
- 0:13SPEAKER_01: Hey guys, and welcome back to episode 14 of Your Shout with John Braden, the podcast.
- 0:20SPEAKER_01: We are finally back, mate.
- 0:21SPEAKER_01: How you doing, guys?
- 0:22SPEAKER_01: Miss Jewel.
- 0:23SPEAKER_01: Have missed you guys.
- 0:25SPEAKER_01: It's been funny.
- 0:26SPEAKER_01: I think it's been over a month that since we've last posted.
- 0:29SPEAKER_01: And I was just telling you, Braden, it's funny because so many people are coming up to me and saying, Oh, you guys are totally doing the set at your place.
- 0:34SPEAKER_01: We can't wait for the reveal.
- 0:36SPEAKER_01: Sorry to disappoint you.
- 0:37SPEAKER_00: That's not the case.
- 0:38SPEAKER_00: Oh no, not right now.
- 0:40SPEAKER_00: We've got so much shit still on the house.
- 0:42SPEAKER_01: To keep you guys up in date in the loop, um, it's not because we don't love doing the podcast, it's because at one point um I was sick.
- 0:48SPEAKER_01: Then I think we had committed work issues.
- 0:50SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we did.
- 0:51SPEAKER_01: Then we had technical difficulties actually at this station because now we're back to where we originally started in this other studio, um, which I don't mind.
- 0:59SPEAKER_01: It's the this is actually the old studio.
- 1:00SPEAKER_01: I hate I hated doing the radio in this studio because I just I just don't like it.
- 1:04SPEAKER_01: This is the old equipment.
- 1:06SPEAKER_01: We've got a new desk in there.
- 1:07SPEAKER_01: And for the people that don't what I don't mean by desk, I don't mean the actual table.
- 1:10SPEAKER_01: The desk is where we push the buttons$30,000 later.
- 1:14SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's beautiful.
- 1:14SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna show you later.
- 1:15SPEAKER_01: It literally if you can see this, this is like Stone Age Shiznit.
- 1:20SPEAKER_01: When you got when we finish this, I'll show you the stuff in there.
- 1:22SPEAKER_01: It is amazing.
- 1:23SPEAKER_01: All right, but um, it's good to be back, guys.
- 1:25SPEAKER_01: Mate, how have you been?
- 1:26SPEAKER_00: Oh, dude, unreal.
- 1:27SPEAKER_00: Fucking work's been work has been busy, but yeah, man, just fucking doing some self-development at the moment and yeah, starting the year off pretty good.
- 1:35SPEAKER_00: Yep, self-development like in like gym ways or oh a bit of I not oh man, as much as I want to say gym, you know.
- 1:41SPEAKER_00: I was committed.
- 1:42SPEAKER_00: I was using I was using the sister's gym gym membership, then she was using I was like, this is like so much work having to like borrow it from you every now and then, so I just stopped that.
- 1:51SPEAKER_00: But it's more just like financial development, fucking trying to get my shit right.
- 1:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but um, yeah, no, doing pretty good.
- 1:57SPEAKER_01: That's good.
- 1:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I've been busy, mate, with work and all that.
- 2:00SPEAKER_01: It's just been hectic.
- 2:01SPEAKER_01: And to be honest, it just I feel like when the weekend comes, like obviously yours is a bit different because the way your work, but for me, for a normal working person work day, the weekend just comes and you just you got enough days to try and do stuff, but then you need that one day where you really gotta like relax because I feel like if you don't, if you do everything over the weekend, you don't get any relaxation, if you know what I mean.
- 2:19SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so then time just goes and you'd get nothing done.
- 2:21SPEAKER_01: And oh my god, I'm just yeah, just feel like I can't keep up.
- 2:25SPEAKER_01: And but to be honest, I'm glad that I was I woke up this morning and I'm thinking, thank god we got the podcast um today because I've been missing it, I've been mis editing it to be honest, but um, yeah, it's good to be back.
- 2:36SPEAKER_00: So last time was weird, eh?
- 2:37SPEAKER_00: That other one just would not work because that was like that looked like a proper like someone was like gonna like wrap in the other, like yeah, it had like that fucking we we tried to do the podcast because here at Bridge FM we've got two studios, we've got Studio One and Studio Two, and they're our radio things.
- 2:52SPEAKER_01: Um, Studio Two is where we actually go to air, and Studio One, the one we're in right now, is the backup one, but it's also where a lot of us pre-record and a lot of people do podcasts, and thankfully we they let us do this.
- 3:02SPEAKER_01: But because they were both out of whack at one point, they tried we tried to do it in production, and it just it was a waste of our time.
- 3:09SPEAKER_01: We both I didn't even do my drive home show on there, so both of us drove here for no reason.
- 3:14SPEAKER_01: Once again, we can't wait for having our own set, but hey, we live what we go and we're back here.
- 3:19SPEAKER_01: And to be honest, we're actually in different positions.
- 3:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we are.
- 3:22SPEAKER_00: We're actually the face-to-face guy, so it's quite it's quite emotional right now.
- 3:25SPEAKER_01: It is well, because normally tell them how we normally are.
- 3:27SPEAKER_01: We tell them we normally usually side by side.
- 3:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're gonna be like tilted on the side, just chatting like you know.
- 3:32SPEAKER_01: And then I just thought to myself, why don't I, and I don't think I don't know why I didn't think about it before.
- 3:36SPEAKER_01: Why don't I just sit on this side of the desk and now but it feels weird for me because I feel like I'm on radio, it feels like I'm a bit, but you know, it feels very profound.
- 3:43SPEAKER_00: I feel like I'm getting interviewed right now.
- 3:45SPEAKER_00: I feel like I'm getting interviewed.
- 3:47SPEAKER_01: Uh well, mate, uh, Valentine's Day was just around.
- 3:50SPEAKER_01: Yeah, how are you and your how was you and Naomi?
- 3:52SPEAKER_00: Oh man, it was great.
- 3:54SPEAKER_00: Uh, what's uh we went to this fully gluten-free Chinese place.
- 3:58SPEAKER_00: Um I should have laughed, dude.
- 4:00SPEAKER_00: It was fucking unreal.
- 4:02SPEAKER_01: Like it was wait, is there a restaurant that's actually dedicated to gluten-free?
- 4:05SPEAKER_00: Bro, it the owners must be gluten-free because everything is gluten-free.
- 4:08SPEAKER_00: That's good.
- 4:09SPEAKER_00: And it's bring your own drinks.
- 4:11SPEAKER_00: Huh?
- 4:12SPEAKER_00: You can you can bring your own extra.
- 4:13SPEAKER_00: Oh, so you can bring like an ESCI.
- 4:15SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's brilliant.
- 4:15SPEAKER_00: Someone had a cooler there, and they they were just having beer out of there.
- 4:18SPEAKER_00: I was like, that's that's sick.
- 4:19SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
- 4:20SPEAKER_00: They should do that more often.
- 4:21SPEAKER_00: And um, yeah, no, it was funny.
- 4:23SPEAKER_00: It was a family-owned place, and the siblings are all China uh Chinese people, the siblings were all fighting with each other.
- 4:29SPEAKER_00: It was just so funny, dude.
- 4:31SPEAKER_00: You're hearing this shit, and but the main question was the food good was unreal.
- 4:34SPEAKER_00: Like it was actually so white.
- 4:36SPEAKER_01: Did you get white people Chinese?
- 4:37SPEAKER_01: Like uh, you know, sweet and sour pork, oh Megolian mix.
- 4:41SPEAKER_00: So we so uh so we got the honey chicken, we got this salt and pepper, like uh pork, and then we got fried rice and some more honey chicken um for like the honey chicken takeaway, it was great, and then we did pork, um, we did pork spring rolls and they did chicken wings.
- 5:01SPEAKER_00: Oh it was so good, man.
- 5:03SPEAKER_00: It was like actually nice because if you guys don't know, gluten-free people can't really eat much anyway.
- 5:08SPEAKER_00: So for me and Amy to actually like buy like maybe like four plates of things and actually pick off together, it was actually unreal.
- 5:15SPEAKER_01: So you guys dine in there or go takeaway?
- 5:17SPEAKER_01: We dined in.
- 5:18SPEAKER_00: It was it's all the way near um uh it's all all the way near Rock Lee.
- 5:23SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
- 5:24SPEAKER_00: Almost, yeah.
- 5:24SPEAKER_00: So we drove an hour there, but it was worth it.
- 5:26SPEAKER_00: It was worth it.
- 5:27SPEAKER_00: It was such a nice night that we did cocktails at home.
- 5:29SPEAKER_00: Pretty good.
- 5:30SPEAKER_01: Oh, so you went there, obviously you went there and then you came back and had cocktails.
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we came back home and had some cocktails, played a bit of Monopoly on the uh TV, and then yeah, that was really it.
- 5:38SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then yeah, that was that was about it.
- 5:41SPEAKER_00: It wasn't you know, it wasn't.
- 5:42SPEAKER_01: I've got to ask what cocktails were we especially for the person who's a bartender.
- 5:47SPEAKER_00: So we did like this uh pink gin, pink panther drink.
- 5:50SPEAKER_00: I can't do gin, dude.
- 5:52SPEAKER_00: I was freaking loving it, it was so delicious, but I think it gives me like um reflux, man, because it was like bad reflux afterwards, like the day after.
- 6:02SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
- 6:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
- 6:03SPEAKER_00: But then I was and then I also did strawberry daiquiries.
- 6:06SPEAKER_01: Oh, you can't go wrong with strawberry daiquaries.
- 6:09SPEAKER_00: But we were doing it like 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock at night with the fucking with a ninja blaster fucking bang fucking 11 o'clock at night.
- 6:17SPEAKER_00: But you know, mate, it was um, it was unreal, it was really nice, it was really good.
- 6:21SPEAKER_00: Um, I bought my own lawnmower the other day.
- 6:24SPEAKER_00: Oh, look at you, yo, mate.
- 6:27SPEAKER_00: Right in the lawn daddy again.
- 6:29SPEAKER_00: It looks like you know, you know that scene in um Nomeo and Juliet when that little fella buys his own lawnmower and he sees it and he's like, the big monster is like this huge.
- 6:39SPEAKER_00: That's what I felt like.
- 6:40SPEAKER_00: And I was I had to build it too.
- 6:42SPEAKER_00: It was sick, it was it was it was so cool, it looks so nice.
- 6:44SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, like that's man, you know, stuff with the smoker lately, and that's really it.
- 6:49SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's good.
- 6:50SPEAKER_00: Valentine's was good.
- 6:51SPEAKER_00: How was yours?
- 6:51SPEAKER_00: How was it?
- 6:52SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, ours was good.
- 6:53SPEAKER_01: Um, it was it was quite convenient that um it was wet, not um because I the day I originally had planned was to take her out for a picnic, but then when I saw the weather, I was like, oh, but luckily I had a backup plan.
- 7:04SPEAKER_01: I had a reservation already somewhere, so I was smart.
- 7:06SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, so we went to this place and we went there last year actually, and we it's just so good.
- 7:10SPEAKER_01: It's in Albany Creek, it's called Portobella.
- 7:12SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's uh an Italian themed restaurant, kinda, but it's like bit I don't want to say high end, but you've got to be dressed up nice to go there.
- 7:20SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, it's um so what we did is you pay$79 per person and you get an entree platter to share, yeah, and then you pick a main out of the four mains they got, and then you get a dessert plate to share.
- 7:30SPEAKER_01: And the food is just amazing.
- 7:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like it's really nice.
- 7:33SPEAKER_01: Um, so that was that, and then we went back to her place that night and we had a couple of drinks, but during the day, I had to leave because I had to come to the station for um my show, um, but she wasn't still in bed.
- 7:44SPEAKER_01: So next to her, I put up um was like a rose, some chocolates, a card.
- 7:49SPEAKER_01: I and even got a bottle of Moscado.
- 7:50SPEAKER_01: So when she woke up, she had that next to her.
- 7:52SPEAKER_01: So I thought I'd get some brownie points for that.
- 7:54SPEAKER_01: But yeah, that was pretty much the um the day.
- 7:56SPEAKER_01: Um and yeah, just Valentine's Day.
- 7:58SPEAKER_01: Valentine's Day I always find very stressful because you know you just gotta because everywhere is so books out so quick.
- 8:04SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and um, but that's good how you found it somewhere where it's gluten-free.
- 8:07SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, Nam Nemi booked it for me because I was just like, I'm not too sure.
- 8:11SPEAKER_00: I didn't know what to do this Valentine's Day, you know what I mean.
- 8:13SPEAKER_00: Like, oh, so she booked good on you, yeah.
- 8:15SPEAKER_00: She did a she did a fantastic job this year.
- 8:17SPEAKER_00: I have to get one up next year, but like I'm horrible when it comes to sorting things out, you know?
- 8:22SPEAKER_00: So I'm oh I'm the same.
- 8:23SPEAKER_00: I and it's just like I'm so last minute and shit.
- 8:28SPEAKER_00: So, but yeah, other than that, like it's it was nice, yeah.
- 8:30SPEAKER_00: There's not many gluten-free places.
- 8:32SPEAKER_00: No, that's kind of thing.
- 8:33SPEAKER_00: That's good.
- 8:34SPEAKER_00: That crap to like actually go out anywhere nicely, because like she can only have like say chips or something.
- 8:39SPEAKER_00: Like she only has like a small bob while I'm here eating a like, or she can have steak, but like, yeah, not everyone wants to eat steak.
- 8:44SPEAKER_01: I do feel sorry for it, and especially for you where you've got to actually book somewhere, you know.
- 8:48SPEAKER_00: Like it can be hard, and I think it's just creditful, it's like, oh, but I didn't want to eat that.
- 8:52SPEAKER_00: It's like, oh damn.
- 8:53SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm sorry, like but at least you know that and you at least you know you've got that place to fall back.
- 8:57SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, even though it's an hour drive, but it's probably worth it in the long run.
- 9:00SPEAKER_01: Oh, 100%.
- 9:00SPEAKER_01: So you have a good time and all that, so um, yeah.
- 9:03SPEAKER_01: Um, but anyway, mate, we'll move on.
- 9:05SPEAKER_01: Um, I wanna I've gotta this is something I've brought to the table, and I wanted to test it out with you.
- 9:11SPEAKER_01: Are you okay there, mate?
- 9:12SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I actually oh sorry.
- 9:13SPEAKER_01: What the fuck is going on?
- 9:14SPEAKER_00: I need to go down on the mall this way.
- 9:16SPEAKER_00: Sorry, guys.
- 9:17SPEAKER_01: Are you okay?
- 9:17SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, no, um, I actually my foot accidentally kicked the uh the thing to make the seat go down, so I just dropped all the way down.
- 9:24SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
- 9:24SPEAKER_01: He's so good.
- 9:26SPEAKER_01: You are a bit scattered over a moment.
- 9:28SPEAKER_01: You got the mic hanging over one.
- 9:30SPEAKER_01: You got your headphones there.
- 9:31SPEAKER_01: Do you not have any length on those headphones?
- 9:32SPEAKER_00: I do have a little bit, it's okay.
- 9:34SPEAKER_00: I got a bit of free point.
- 9:36SPEAKER_00: We can get back to it.
- 9:36SPEAKER_00: We can get back to it.
- 9:37SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, here we go.
- 9:38SPEAKER_01: Um, so this is something that I want to involve Naomi.
- 9:41SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 9:42SPEAKER_01: Now I saw this online and I thought this is gonna be brilliant.
- 9:44SPEAKER_01: So hopefully she hasn't seen it.
- 9:45SPEAKER_01: So, for example, I'm gonna ask you the question.
- 9:47SPEAKER_01: I want to see what you reckon she does.
- 9:49SPEAKER_01: So if Naomi got given a thousand dollars, right?
- 9:53SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
- 9:53SPEAKER_01: Now she can either do two things with it.
- 9:55SPEAKER_01: One, she can spend the thousand dollars on herself, or two, give you five hundred and she keeps five hundred for herself.
- 10:02SPEAKER_01: What do you reckon she's gonna do?
- 10:03SPEAKER_01: Spend it on herself.
- 10:06SPEAKER_01: I don't blame her.
- 10:08SPEAKER_01: I'm I mean, like, you know really?
- 10:10SPEAKER_01: Because I'm a person who I'm I'm too nice in this scenario and I'd feel guilty that like I'll did she earn it or did she just got a thousand dollars.
- 10:18SPEAKER_01: She got she got given a thousand dollars and they say to her, look, here's the thousand dollars.
- 10:21SPEAKER_01: You can only spend it on yourself, or you give five hundred to your partner and five hundred for yourself.
- 10:26SPEAKER_01: What are you gonna do?
- 10:28SPEAKER_01: See, I'm the I'm the opposite.
- 10:29SPEAKER_01: I would give five hundred to my partner because I couldn't You feel bad?
- 10:32SPEAKER_01: I would feel bad.
- 10:32SPEAKER_00: What happens?
- 10:33SPEAKER_00: What happens if you like buy something for you and your partner?
- 10:36SPEAKER_00: Oh but yeah, no, I see what you mean.
- 10:39SPEAKER_01: Um that's why before we call her, I want to know what you think she would pick.
- 10:44SPEAKER_01: Uh because I if I call because I'll call Kate and I know for a fact that she'll pick the thousand dollars.
- 10:50SPEAKER_01: I know she's picking the thousand dollars for herself.
- 10:53SPEAKER_00: I mean, I think Nami would be like, no, I'll I'll spend something on it.
- 10:57SPEAKER_00: I reckon she'd spend the thousand.
- 10:59SPEAKER_01: Oh, the thousand dollars on herself?
- 11:01SPEAKER_01: Because that's the thing.
- 11:01SPEAKER_01: If she spends the thousand dollars, it can only be for her.
- 11:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 11:04SPEAKER_01: All right, give her a call.
- 11:04SPEAKER_01: It's been a while since we actually have the girlfriends on the podcast.
- 11:07SPEAKER_00: What's it?
- 11:07SPEAKER_00: So I think I think when I left home, she was sleeping with a dog.
- 11:11SPEAKER_01: Oh, here we go.
- 11:12SPEAKER_00: You gotta wake her up.
- 11:13SPEAKER_01: So we're gonna get sleepy not in the night.
- 11:14SPEAKER_01: She's gonna be pissed right off.
- 11:15SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be great.
- 11:16SPEAKER_00: What do you want?
- 11:17SPEAKER_01: What do you want?
- 11:18SPEAKER_01: Fuck off.
- 11:20SPEAKER_01: All right, here we go.
- 11:20SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
- 11:21SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey babe, how you doing?
- 11:24SPEAKER_00: Hey, you're in the podcast, so sorry.
- 11:27SPEAKER_01: Hey Naomi, how are ya?
- 11:29unknown: Good, how are you?
- 11:30SPEAKER_01: Good, thanks.
- 11:30SPEAKER_01: Have we just woken you up?
- 11:32unknown: Yeah.
- 11:34SPEAKER_01: Sorry to wake you up, Naomi.
- 11:35SPEAKER_01: How have you been anyway?
- 11:36SPEAKER_01: It's been a while since you've been on the podcast.
- 11:39unknown: Yeah.
- 11:39SPEAKER_01: So you're probably wondering why we're calling you.
- 11:41SPEAKER_01: Now, I saw this online and I wanted to test it out with you, okay?
- 11:46SPEAKER_01: And now I've asked Braden and he's already said his answer.
- 11:49SPEAKER_01: Now, here's the scenario.
- 11:51SPEAKER_01: You've got given$1,000.
- 11:53SPEAKER_01: Now, with that thousand dollars, you can either decide to keep the thousand dollars for yourself and you spend it on yourself, or you give$500 to Brayden and you keep another$500.
- 12:03SPEAKER_01: What would you pick?
- 12:05SPEAKER_02: I would split it.
- 12:07SPEAKER_01: You would split it.
- 12:08SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, because Brayden thought he was gonna you were gonna spend a thousand dollars on yourself.
- 12:15SPEAKER_00: No, no, well, I I'm not I mean, yeah.
- 12:17SPEAKER_00: No, that's good.
- 12:18SPEAKER_01: That's good that she's gonna uh that's good.
- 12:20SPEAKER_00: That's very nice of you.
- 12:20SPEAKER_00: Thank you very much, babe.
- 12:21SPEAKER_01: Hey, no, no, me.
- 12:22SPEAKER_01: I'm about to call Kate.
- 12:23SPEAKER_01: I 100% reckon she's gonna keep the thousand dollars.
- 12:26SPEAKER_01: Do you reckon?
- 12:26unknown: Oh yeah, for sure.
- 12:30SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 12:31SPEAKER_01: All right, thank you so much, Naomi.
- 12:33SPEAKER_01: You have a good one.
- 12:34unknown: Okay.
- 12:34SPEAKER_00: All right, live by.
- 12:36SPEAKER_00: All right, that was good.
- 12:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
- 12:38SPEAKER_01: So she said five.
- 12:39SPEAKER_01: Well, like uh half of me was thinking she might, but well, I think maybe in your scenario, maybe your life is a bit different because you and Naomi do live together.
- 12:46SPEAKER_01: You know, you're gonna benefit really from it anyway if you do split it up.
- 12:49SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I guess so.
- 12:50SPEAKER_01: Even if she kept it from yourself, it's gonna be something that she'll probably buy for the house, which you're probably gonna use.
- 12:54SPEAKER_01: Fair enough, yeah.
- 12:55SPEAKER_01: Um, so okay, let me get my phone.
- 12:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we'll give it clearer.
- 12:58SPEAKER_01: Okay, here we go.
- 12:59SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
- 13:00SPEAKER_01: Hopefully, she will be hey beautiful, how are you on the podcast?
- 13:06SPEAKER_01: Ah, okay.
- 13:08SPEAKER_01: What's up, man?
- 13:09SPEAKER_01: Hi, Brayden.
- 13:10SPEAKER_01: Okay, now we just had Naomi on and we're doing the same thing to you, okay?
- 13:13SPEAKER_01: And I saw this online and I wanted to test it, okay?
- 13:16SPEAKER_01: So here's the scenario, okay?
- 13:18SPEAKER_01: You got given a thousand dollars, but you can either only do two things.
- 13:22SPEAKER_01: One, you can keep the thousand dollars for yourself and you can only spend it on yourself, or two, you give me 500 and you also get 500.
- 13:30SPEAKER_01: What are you picking?
- 13:31SPEAKER_00: I'm taking the thousand.
- 13:36SPEAKER_01: I told you, I freaking told you.
- 13:38SPEAKER_01: We literally were before he called you, I said, 100% reckon Kate's gonna keep the thousand.
- 13:42SPEAKER_01: Naomi said she'll split it with Brayden and I said to Naomi, do you reckon Kate's gonna split it?
- 13:46SPEAKER_01: And she went, no, she's got a thousand.
- 13:48SPEAKER_01: So we know you're pretty nice.
- 13:49SPEAKER_01: Why would I split it?
- 13:50SPEAKER_01: What am I gonna do with 500?
- 13:52SPEAKER_01: What are you gonna do with 500?
- 13:53SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure you can find something.
- 13:54SPEAKER_01: It's the fact that you're being nice and would have given me 500.
- 13:58SPEAKER_01: You wouldn't give me 500.
- 13:59SPEAKER_00: I did.
- 14:00SPEAKER_00: Brady, did I say?
- 14:01SPEAKER_00: You did say you did.
- 14:02SPEAKER_00: I said I would split it.
- 14:03SPEAKER_00: Oh okay, sorry.
- 14:06SPEAKER_01: You know what?
- 14:07SPEAKER_01: I didn't expect anything less, okay?
- 14:08SPEAKER_01: So um, yeah, thank you for coming on.
- 14:10SPEAKER_01: Um, hopefully.
- 14:11SPEAKER_01: All right, look after yourself, okay?
- 14:13SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 14:14SPEAKER_01: I love you.
- 14:14SPEAKER_01: Bye.
- 14:16SPEAKER_01: All right, there we go.
- 14:17SPEAKER_01: I knew it.
- 14:17SPEAKER_01: I freaking knew that that was gonna be the case.
- 14:20SPEAKER_01: And you know what I found funny is the fact that she didn't even say, oh, she's like, oh, what about when we split it up?
- 14:25SPEAKER_01: She automatically went to what am I gonna do with 500?
- 14:27SPEAKER_01: So she brought it back to herself again.
- 14:29SPEAKER_02: Love you, babe.
- 14:31SPEAKER_01: Oh, anyway, that's I saw that online and I'm like, I reckon that would have been brilliant.
- 14:35SPEAKER_01: And I I predicted it.
- 14:36SPEAKER_01: I did predict Naomi to split it with you, but you know, that's it's okay.
- 14:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's okay.
- 14:40SPEAKER_01: Um, anyway, mate, have you brought anything to the table at all?
- 14:43SPEAKER_01: Really?
- 14:43SPEAKER_00: Have I brought anything?
- 14:44SPEAKER_00: Oh you've had a couple of weeks, mate.
- 14:46SPEAKER_00: Surely you've got to be.
- 14:47SPEAKER_00: A couple of weeks.
- 14:48SPEAKER_00: Well, I've I've had like 10 days off within those weeks, I guess.
- 14:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah, true, that is true.
- 14:52SPEAKER_00: Um, more just dude, I've literally been it's more like self-development.
- 14:58SPEAKER_00: So I've been reading a lot of books at the moment.
- 15:00SPEAKER_00: Reading books?
- 15:00SPEAKER_01: I can't I don't have the attention span to read books.
- 15:02SPEAKER_00: So, dude, I've got dyslexia and I can't read for shit, and I still try to read.
- 15:07SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, it's that bad.
- 15:08SPEAKER_00: Like freaking I was at Nami's work uh two weeks ago.
- 15:13SPEAKER_00: Three o'clock in the morning, rock up, wait for them to open at 4 30 or whatever.
- 15:18SPEAKER_00: Go in, open a book up, try reading until like five, and then leave.
- 15:21SPEAKER_00: I'll have a coffee or something on there.
- 15:24SPEAKER_00: Dude, in that hour, man, I don't know, like, because I I'm I used to read books a lot.
- 15:29SPEAKER_00: Now it's just horrible.
- 15:31SPEAKER_00: Like, you know what I mean?
- 15:33SPEAKER_00: Bro, took me took me like almost 45 minutes to read three chapters.
- 15:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, on the same.
- 15:39SPEAKER_01: It's fucking horrible.
- 15:40SPEAKER_01: Now I I don't know if I've got dyslexia, but I've got more of like an ADD.
- 15:43SPEAKER_01: So that's like a test attention discipline disorder, something bullshit like that.
- 15:47SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 15:48SPEAKER_01: So I my attention span is like a goldfish.
- 15:50SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 15:51SPEAKER_01: Like I literally can't sit still for like when I do a radio show, I sit stand, sit, stand, and I've or I've got to be holding something.
- 15:56SPEAKER_01: If I've got something in my hand, I'm a lot fine.
- 15:58SPEAKER_01: So when I'm reading a book, I can't concentrate.
- 16:00SPEAKER_01: That's why I love movies so much because I can do other shit while watching a movie with a book.
- 16:04SPEAKER_01: You've got to be so focused.
- 16:06SPEAKER_01: And I don't care what people say.
- 16:07SPEAKER_01: Movies are way better than books.
- 16:08SPEAKER_01: Fuck books.
- 16:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 16:09SPEAKER_00: Now like uh, what's it?
- 16:10SPEAKER_00: Every time I would read, I'm like reading it, and all of a sudden my mind's going to some different topic.
- 16:14SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm thinking about driving on the beach or something, or like I'm thinking about, oh, tomorrow, what am I gonna do at work tomorrow?
- 16:21SPEAKER_00: Oh fuck, I need to keep reading this book.
- 16:23SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then you forget where you're and you're like, what the fuck am I reading?
- 16:25SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, it's so bad.
- 16:27SPEAKER_00: And um, yeah, like what else do I do?
- 16:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I got the law mold, that was pretty cool.
- 16:31SPEAKER_00: Fuck law moles are expensive, man.
- 16:33SPEAKER_00: Oh shit, yeah, especially for a good one, a decent, even for a decent one.
- 16:35SPEAKER_00: I've got a Victor.
- 16:36SPEAKER_00: You can't go wrong with a Victor.
- 16:38SPEAKER_01: Well, I used to have a Victor, yep.
- 16:39SPEAKER_00: Uh, pretty fucking good.
- 16:40SPEAKER_00: So uh that that runs like a champ.
- 16:43SPEAKER_00: Um they've got the smoker running, that was pretty good.
- 16:45SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mate, let's hear about it.
- 16:46SPEAKER_01: You you this is new because I feel like a lot of people don't know.
- 16:49SPEAKER_01: So you because to be honest, mate, I I I'm my mouth is watering when you're talking about some of the stuff you cook.
- 16:54SPEAKER_01: So let's just go off.
- 16:54SPEAKER_01: What are some of the things you've cooked in the city?
- 16:56SPEAKER_00: I sound like I'm fucking 42 or 38 or whatever you want to fucking call it.
- 17:00SPEAKER_00: But hear me out, people.
- 17:01SPEAKER_00: I'd rather I'd rather be smoking some meat or whatever it is, cracking a beer, you know, sitting back in Nammy's parents' backyard, having a fat yarn with her dad and you know, whatnot, while watching TV, you know, instead of playing a game or something.
- 17:15SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 17:16SPEAKER_00: So I brought two rump caps and we'd done the rump caps over at Nanny's parents, had some drinks, we did some pool, we did some air hockey, and we did some darts.
- 17:24SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
- 17:25SPEAKER_00: So that was pretty cool.
- 17:26SPEAKER_00: Um that turned out fucking phenomenal.
- 17:29SPEAKER_00: And then we did um the other day, me and Nammy for dinner, I cooked us some double smoked, double barbecue smoked butterfly chicken.
- 17:38SPEAKER_01: Oh, that sounds so good.
- 17:40SPEAKER_00: Bro, it was like like with the like with the um red meat as well, you cut into it and it's like it's oozing out a little bit, like the juice and the stuff every time you cut, and you got you get to a certain point where you gotta cut it and it just fills the whole board full of juice.
- 17:54SPEAKER_00: And like, dude, the chicken was like that too, cut into it, and then just the whole the board was just full of juice.
- 17:59SPEAKER_00: Like it's not like it was as if it was raw, it was cooked all the way through.
- 18:02SPEAKER_00: That's just like that's just all the cooked juices from the chicken.
- 18:05SPEAKER_00: Oh and like I wrapped them up and then for work I did like because you gotta hook them.
- 18:11SPEAKER_00: It's a uh it's a Colombian acid or whatever you call it, vertical smoker.
- 18:15SPEAKER_00: So you get hooks and you do it through that.
- 18:17SPEAKER_00: So like 15 chicken breasts just hooked up.
- 18:19SPEAKER_01: Have are you getting most of these ideas like off YouTube or ChatGP2?
- 18:23SPEAKER_01: Or do you just know because I know your dad's a bit of a chef, so you've got experience?
- 18:26SPEAKER_00: So uh I mean the boys one of the boys at work has the same thing.
- 18:28SPEAKER_00: So I usually do like a lamb, a lamb, like a big piece of lamb or something.
- 18:33SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but um yeah, like the rum cap we usually do at work on every so on my shift on on that Sunday we'll either do like a chicken, lamb, or beef.
- 18:42SPEAKER_00: We'll smoke some for lunch.
- 18:44SPEAKER_00: Um 45 minutes.
- 18:46SPEAKER_01: Well, that's not too bad.
- 18:47SPEAKER_00: Dude didn't taste fucking unreal.
- 18:48SPEAKER_01: Yeah, can I uh what is the best thing you've done?
- 18:51SPEAKER_00: Uh best oh dude.
- 18:52SPEAKER_00: Uh it's kind of hard.
- 18:53SPEAKER_00: Like, I want to say the rum cap's pretty good.
- 18:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, me and Amy would like cut it up and put on burgers.
- 18:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 18:58SPEAKER_01: So what is that?
- 18:58SPEAKER_01: It's what is it what I know you've just done.
- 19:00SPEAKER_00: The rum cap's like um, you got your it's just like for me personally, I'm pretty sure it's just a picanga.
- 19:05SPEAKER_00: It's like a bit of rump, like rumped steak.
- 19:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 19:08SPEAKER_00: But it's just a hole.
- 19:09SPEAKER_00: They haven't sliced it, it's just like a hole.
- 19:11SPEAKER_01: Oh, I think I've seen a captain.
- 19:12SPEAKER_01: It looks like a cylinder.
- 19:13SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a shortcut.
- 19:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sort of, yeah.
- 19:15SPEAKER_00: And it's just um, oh I mean, not a cylinder, it's just not like a cylinder, but it's like a big lumber.
- 19:19SPEAKER_00: It's a huge square almost, like, you know, a formed shape of like meat with a bit of fat on it.
- 19:24SPEAKER_01: Do you get that from the butcher or something?
- 19:25SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just get it from the butcher, man.
- 19:27SPEAKER_00: So do that.
- 19:28SPEAKER_00: But best thing I've done for work is just I do chicken breasts, put some sriracha on it.
- 19:32SPEAKER_00: On the chicken.
- 19:33SPEAKER_01: I fucking love sriracha.
- 19:34SPEAKER_00: Let it let it sit for a little bit, and then I'll put my um my special fucking, what is it?
- 19:39SPEAKER_00: It's like a Kentucky, oh no, Kentucky, it's a Kansas fucking, Kansas City fucking.
- 19:44SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's so good.
- 19:45SPEAKER_00: And I put seasoning on it, and then I put on the smoker for like half an hour.
- 19:48SPEAKER_00: Boom.
- 19:49SPEAKER_00: Done.
- 19:49SPEAKER_00: And bro, it's so juicy.
- 19:51SPEAKER_00: Like it's it's hot, but not like like hot.
- 19:53SPEAKER_00: It's just like you get that little kick in the back.
- 19:55SPEAKER_00: It's fucking unreal.
- 19:57SPEAKER_01: But um, yeah, that's gonna I've got to come around.
- 19:59SPEAKER_00: I just bought, I just bought so you can buy accessories for all of them, and I just bought a rib rack.
- 20:04SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna get a rack of ribs soon and be able to do beef rigs.
- 20:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so it's gonna be good.
- 20:09SPEAKER_00: Like, we're doing tomorrow night.
- 20:11SPEAKER_00: Me and Amy, we're gonna cook pork shoulder on there.
- 20:13SPEAKER_00: Because I reckon pork shoulder is one of the best.
- 20:15SPEAKER_00: We're gonna have the the fat.
- 20:16SPEAKER_01: Because it's all in the coals, isn't it?
- 20:18SPEAKER_01: Or is it the smoker?
- 20:19SPEAKER_00: So you got like a cylinder's lump coal.
- 20:23SPEAKER_00: So I use lump charcoal, and it's just like the cylinder in the middle of your smoker.
- 20:27SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and you've got coals and there's a fire.
- 20:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and you just put your meat around it and it does it through there.
- 20:32SPEAKER_00: You put the lid on, smoke, you know, and everything.
- 20:34SPEAKER_00: But you can put wood chips in there, but with the asados or whatever the fuck you call them, you don't put much in there because it's not like some some woods can be too make them too bitter.
- 20:44SPEAKER_00: So I've got I've got chips at home, but I did it with the the with the rump, man.
- 20:48SPEAKER_00: Fucking didn't really make a difference.
- 20:50SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 20:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can't really taste it.
- 20:51SPEAKER_01: I feel like you're gonna be like, God, I reckon your house would smell so good in the backyard, dude.
- 20:55SPEAKER_00: It was it was pretty good.
- 20:57SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the the dog was out there the other day and the dog smelled pretty good.
- 21:00SPEAKER_00: Sausage dog smelled like a smoked sausage.
- 21:02SPEAKER_00: It was fucking I really want to I do want to try sausages on there though.
- 21:05SPEAKER_00: How is Simba going?
- 21:06SPEAKER_00: Oh Simba's doing good, man.
- 21:08SPEAKER_00: Simba's doing good.
- 21:09SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, he's doing um, he's doing he was really sick recently.
- 21:13SPEAKER_01: Oh bugger.
- 21:14SPEAKER_00: But um he's doing pretty good.
- 21:15SPEAKER_00: He's like he's he's better than he was before.
- 21:17SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 21:18SPEAKER_00: He's better than what he was before.
- 21:19SPEAKER_00: Like he's not as bad, but yeah, he's doing good.
- 21:23SPEAKER_00: He's doing good, man.
- 21:23SPEAKER_00: He's doing yeah, he's doing really good.
- 21:25SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, he loves the water and sand at the moment.
- 21:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dogs do, some dogs just love that shit.
- 21:31SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
- 21:32SPEAKER_00: He never used to, and then Naomi chucked him in the pool at her parents the other day and just loved it.
- 21:37SPEAKER_00: Apparently, loved it.
- 21:38SPEAKER_00: But yeah, man, that's that's been that's been me later.
- 21:41SPEAKER_01: I gotta come over.
- 21:42SPEAKER_01: I've got to try this.
- 21:43SPEAKER_00: It's good, dude.
- 21:44SPEAKER_00: It is um even if even if we can't do it there, thing is like surely I can bring one out to like a park or some.
- 21:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 21:51SPEAKER_00: Surely you can do that.
- 21:52SPEAKER_00: Surely you can do that.
- 21:53SPEAKER_00: Surely, like I couldn't think one.
- 21:55SPEAKER_00: We could do like a barbecue park, like um that time.
- 21:58SPEAKER_00: Oh, were you there that time?
- 21:59SPEAKER_00: Where I had the Family over here.
- 22:00SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll probably do that again one time.
- 22:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 22:04SPEAKER_00: Was good.
- 22:04SPEAKER_00: That time where we all went at that park and just had a big barbecue.
- 22:07SPEAKER_00: Oh shit, that was so good.
- 22:08SPEAKER_00: That was so good.
- 22:09SPEAKER_01: All right, mate.
- 22:09SPEAKER_01: Um, let's get straight into it.
- 22:10SPEAKER_01: Yay or nay?
- 22:12SPEAKER_01: Oh, what was it?
- 22:12SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mate.
- 22:13SPEAKER_01: It's been a while.
- 22:14SPEAKER_01: Um, but 16th of January.
- 22:17SPEAKER_01: That's how literally a month away.
- 22:20SPEAKER_01: Literally a month away.
- 22:21SPEAKER_01: Literally a month away.
- 22:22SPEAKER_01: As we record this, obviously it's going to be even further when you guys listen to this, but as we're recording this, it's on the 16th of February.
- 22:28SPEAKER_01: So literally one month away is when we had this going.
- 22:31SPEAKER_01: Uh, barefoot in public.
- 22:33SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes.
- 22:33SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 22:34SPEAKER_00: And it was funny, I seen I seen a video from you know those Muller guys on TikTok.
- 22:38SPEAKER_00: They were wearing bare barefoot and bunnings, dude.
- 22:41SPEAKER_01: Oh okay.
- 22:42SPEAKER_01: So obviously, I should have probably um you made it real critical because everyone was a bit like, oh, it depends.
- 22:49SPEAKER_01: But I just meant like in genuine.
- 22:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, in general, yeah.
- 22:51SPEAKER_01: So uh mate, before we get ahead, uh barefoot in public for you, yay or nay?
- 22:55SPEAKER_00: Barefoot and barefoot in shoes is fine, but definitely not.
- 22:58SPEAKER_00: Fuck that.
- 22:58SPEAKER_00: I we talked about this on the thing.
- 23:00SPEAKER_00: I can't fucking believe this.
- 23:02SPEAKER_00: Definitely, definitely not.
- 23:03SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah.
- 23:04SPEAKER_00: I mean so you're going nay?
- 23:06SPEAKER_00: I'm going nay.
- 23:06SPEAKER_00: Like, if you're in shops, that's rang.
- 23:08SPEAKER_01: Can I be honest with you?
- 23:09SPEAKER_01: Naomi did yay.
- 23:10SPEAKER_00: Actuals?
- 23:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 23:11SPEAKER_00: No, you're bullshit.
- 23:12SPEAKER_01: No, no, dead ass.
- 23:13SPEAKER_00: Well, surely she's talking about like we would go.
- 23:15SPEAKER_01: I I feel she's going, she wants to go barefoot around the shops.
- 23:18SPEAKER_01: You filthy animal, Naomi.
- 23:19SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
- 23:20SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna have to bring that up because every I've seen like you see kids and then they've got fucking jet black feet.
- 23:25SPEAKER_00: It's like fucking disgusting.
- 23:28SPEAKER_01: And you don't know who and the amount of shit that's on that floor.
- 23:31SPEAKER_01: You can't tell me the cleaners are doing that good of a job.
- 23:33SPEAKER_01: No, no way.
- 23:34SPEAKER_01: No, thank you.
- 23:35SPEAKER_00: It's probably more STRs and STDs on that floor than fucking man.
- 23:39SPEAKER_01: No, and I'm definitely going nate.
- 23:41SPEAKER_01: Now, it depends.
- 23:41SPEAKER_01: If you're near the beach, that's what I was thinking.
- 23:44SPEAKER_01: If you're near the beach, that's fine.
- 23:45SPEAKER_01: And I reckon if you're in a 1k radius, that's fine.
- 23:49SPEAKER_01: Because you're near the beach.
- 23:49SPEAKER_01: Like Malullaby.
- 23:50SPEAKER_01: If you're in the middle shops, if you're in the middle of your suburban area and you're going into Woolies or Kmart or some shit with your barefoot, get the fuck out of there.
- 23:57SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fuck no.
- 23:58SPEAKER_01: Uh uh.
- 23:59SPEAKER_01: Okay, here we go.
- 24:00SPEAKER_01: 57% voted yay.
- 24:02SPEAKER_01: 43% voted nay.
- 24:04SPEAKER_01: Bro, you guys are despicable.
- 24:05SPEAKER_01: You guys are full of people.
- 24:06SPEAKER_00: I'm hoping you guys were guys were relating to what we were saying, not not what we were saying.
- 24:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm looking at it and let me make sure that it was um let's see.
- 24:15SPEAKER_01: I I do or maybe she didn't say wait, no, wait, let me click on it.
- 24:19SPEAKER_01: I definitely thought Naomi did yay.
- 24:21SPEAKER_01: I'll even prove it.
- 24:21SPEAKER_01: There you go.
- 24:22SPEAKER_01: Her name's there.
- 24:23SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
- 24:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah, your girlfriend Naomi, you are an animal.
- 24:27SPEAKER_01: That is crazy.
- 24:28SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to chat with it.
- 24:29SPEAKER_01: That's diabolical, man.
- 24:31SPEAKER_01: She's doing it behind your back, mate.
- 24:33SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 24:33SPEAKER_01: I'm glad I think Kate did nay, so I'm glad about that.
- 24:36SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, and I get disgusted when I see people doing.
- 24:38SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what the fuck?
- 24:40SPEAKER_01: Can you not do you not own a pair of like thongs in your car or something?
- 24:43SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
- 24:44SPEAKER_01: Anyway, there we go.
- 24:45SPEAKER_01: There's a good yay or nay.
- 24:48SPEAKER_02: Wow.
- 24:49SPEAKER_01: Oh, I absolutely love it.
- 24:51SPEAKER_01: I thought when I when I saw the polls, I'm like, oh, this is good, because at one point it was like 50-50.
- 24:55SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking we're gonna think it's the first ever yay or nay 50-50.
- 24:58SPEAKER_01: But then in the end, it started coming back.
- 25:01SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, yeah.
- 25:02SPEAKER_01: Now, mate, I want to talk about it.
- 25:03SPEAKER_01: You probably've seen it, you probably haven't, because I know you're not the biggest fan of it, but footy season is coming around again.
- 25:08SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 25:09SPEAKER_01: Did you see the Broncos new logo?
- 25:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like a it's like um they've got it in the I remember seeing, I swear we were saying it at um Kate's birthday.
- 25:16SPEAKER_00: We and Daniel were talking about it.
- 25:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it looks good.
- 25:18SPEAKER_01: That's the new logo.
- 25:19SPEAKER_01: It looks good.
- 25:19SPEAKER_01: I reckon it looks good.
- 25:20SPEAKER_01: I I'm all for it.
- 25:21SPEAKER_01: I wrote it, it's nice.
- 25:22SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I reckon it's it I get why they're doing it.
- 25:24SPEAKER_01: They're doing a new era, they've got to try and change things up.
- 25:27SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
- 25:27SPEAKER_00: You can't stay in the past for too long.
- 25:29SPEAKER_01: No, exactly.
- 25:30SPEAKER_01: So I I'm all for the whole new Broncos logo, and I'm curious to see what it's like.
- 25:34SPEAKER_01: I'm not a big fan of the away jersey.
- 25:36SPEAKER_01: The away jersey is like a navy blue, and I'm thinking, uh, you know navy blue though?
- 25:41SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking blues are new.
- 25:42SPEAKER_01: Wasn't wasn't like white at one stage there.
- 25:44SPEAKER_00: It was white, yeah.
- 25:45SPEAKER_00: White suits.
- 25:46SPEAKER_01: The white, uh they got the white and the normal home season one, but the away season's like a navy blue, and I'm not for that because Queensland and Marone Brisbane is Marone.
- 25:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah, critically.
- 25:55SPEAKER_00: You don't want to mix it.
- 25:56SPEAKER_01: Because blue is New South Wales.
- 25:57SPEAKER_01: Like, why are we mixing with blue?
- 25:59SPEAKER_01: Maybe black.
- 26:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I fucking think black would be sick.
- 26:02SPEAKER_01: That black jersey they did that.
- 26:04SPEAKER_00: I know why they could insane.
- 26:06SPEAKER_01: I know why they couldn't do it.
- 26:07SPEAKER_01: It's because you couldn't see any of the sponsors on there, and that's the reason why they're not gonna do it.
- 26:10SPEAKER_01: But for a one-off thing, that thing looked unreal.
- 26:13SPEAKER_00: Unreal, definitely.
- 26:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 26:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for sure.
- 26:17SPEAKER_01: I reckon one day we'll be mate.
- 26:18SPEAKER_01: This podcast, we're gonna get to interview some of these footy players.
- 26:21SPEAKER_00: Oh, you fucking reckon?
- 26:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, mate, 100%.
- 26:22SPEAKER_00: Oh, I do.
- 26:23SPEAKER_00: Well, we're just what about the uh Wreck of Dolphins?
- 26:26SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the Dolphins.
- 26:27SPEAKER_01: Wait, we get the Recliff Dolphins come here every now and then.
- 26:29SPEAKER_01: Fins up, boys, things up.
- 26:32SPEAKER_01: Not really my it's not my it's not my number one team.
- 26:34SPEAKER_01: The Broncos are, but hey, I would have to say it'd be my second team.
- 26:37SPEAKER_00: I feel like Dolphins is like one of the most bogan teams now.
- 26:40unknown: Sure.
- 26:41SPEAKER_01: The thing that shits me the most, and I'm gonna go a bit of around here.
- 26:43SPEAKER_01: Now, we all know I'm more AFL than NRL, but I like to follow any sport.
- 26:46SPEAKER_01: Now, the NRL thing that annoyed me is that the reason why they're just they're just called dolphins.
- 26:51SPEAKER_01: They're not they're not nothing, they're just dolphins, they're not Brisbane Dolphins, not Morton Bay Dolphins, they're not Redcliffe Dolphins, they're just called dolphins because they already got a Redcliffe Dolphins.
- 27:00SPEAKER_01: Now, here's my thing.
- 27:01SPEAKER_01: I know they couldn't steal that, but surely they could have called them at least the Mortem Bay Dolphins or something along that line.
- 27:09SPEAKER_01: You know, when they're just dolphins, it's just it doesn't even feel like it's part of home, you know what I mean?
- 27:15SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, give them at least somewhere where they're dedicated, instead of just dolphins, like what the fuck?
- 27:21SPEAKER_01: So I my little bone to pick there, I reckon they should be changed to at least Morton Bay Dolphins.
- 27:26SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, no, I definitely, I definitely think so, man, for sure.
- 27:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because you know, Brisbane, because I know they play at Suncorp, and the reason why they play at Suncorp is because they get more people there.
- 27:34SPEAKER_01: But at least Brisbane Broncos, we know the Broncos are dedicated to Brisbane.
- 27:37SPEAKER_01: The Dolphins, they should at least have somewhere where they're dedicated to.
- 27:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but the Dolphin Stadium's still pretty big though.
- 27:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I guess it's it's not tiny, tiny, surely.
- 27:46SPEAKER_00: Like they've they've done it up, yeah.
- 27:48SPEAKER_01: But they get more people at Suncorp and more money, so that's why they do it.
- 27:51SPEAKER_01: But anyway, uh, yeah, no, so I'm all new for the um Broncos.
- 27:54SPEAKER_01: So Brisbane Lions, well, it's all starting again.
- 27:56SPEAKER_01: I'm so looking forward to footy starting again because there's just so much shit on TV.
- 28:00SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I'm just looking forward to brain rot eye.
- 28:02SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is.
- 28:03SPEAKER_01: There's just shit on TV.
- 28:04SPEAKER_01: So I'm that that's the biggest thing is Thursday night footy is a leap because you Thursday night footy just gets you in the mood ready for the weekend.
- 28:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't freaking wait.
- 28:13SPEAKER_01: Nice.
- 28:14SPEAKER_01: I reckon we'd be able to do a imagine doing a podcast like at a Suncorp Stadium.
- 28:18SPEAKER_00: That'd be hectic.
- 28:19SPEAKER_00: Imagine us sitting on the field.
- 28:21SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no.
- 28:22SPEAKER_01: No, imagine us doing like it on the field.
- 28:24SPEAKER_01: On the field.
- 28:25SPEAKER_00: Oh, just like little interviews.
- 28:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 28:26SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, that'd be kind of cool.
- 28:27SPEAKER_00: That'd be fun.
- 28:28SPEAKER_01: That'd be so fucking sad.
- 28:29SPEAKER_01: That'd be so fun.
- 28:30SPEAKER_01: We're just going up to people, and we'll just ask the stupidest questions because you don't want to be vegan.
- 28:34SPEAKER_00: And they do like the two guys.
- 28:35SPEAKER_00: Do they they did I remember they did an interview with like the Melbourne Storm guys?
- 28:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 28:40SPEAKER_00: And they did like they had like snakes and shit.
- 28:42SPEAKER_00: And uh it was kind of cool.
- 28:43SPEAKER_00: No, I wish you like that would be fun.
- 28:45SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it would be so much fun.
- 28:46SPEAKER_01: Like, I've always we've always talked about this, and I don't know why we always bring back to like the biggest thing would be like in a pub.
- 28:52SPEAKER_01: Like that would be pretty fucking sick, don't you?
- 28:53SPEAKER_00: Well, mate, look, Margot Robbie and uh Marco fucking whatever his name is.
- 28:58SPEAKER_01: Um you mean Jacob Ballori?
- 29:01SPEAKER_01: Jacob Ballory, yeah, whatever his name is.
- 29:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're here at the moment.
- 29:03SPEAKER_00: We just send him a message saying, look, look, come on, come on, come to the podcast.
- 29:06SPEAKER_00: Come on the podcast, like yeah.
- 29:07SPEAKER_01: Come on the podcast, why not?
- 29:08SPEAKER_01: He's actually a local boy from Nudgy.
- 29:10SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, he is actually from the from the high school, true.
- 29:13SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're you know, we're representing the we're you know, he's from here.
- 29:16SPEAKER_00: So I feel like I feel like if we did have him on a podcast, we couldn't tell the missus.
- 29:20SPEAKER_00: We couldn't tell our girlfriend.
- 29:21SPEAKER_00: Oh shit, no, because we would fuck that'd be they'll be scraping those that glass out of the fucking door trying to get in.
- 29:27SPEAKER_00: Then, but do we tell them that we're gonna be interviewing Margot Robbie?
- 29:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 29:33SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta, but we can't tell them about Jacob Alori.
- 29:36SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, because we yeah, we don't need that.
- 29:38SPEAKER_01: It's not like we're saying that we're no, we're we're no him, but you know.
- 29:42SPEAKER_00: There's no competition when it comes to that guy.
- 29:44SPEAKER_00: No, fuck no, there's no competition at all.
- 29:46SPEAKER_00: Have you seen lately like people are like crazy about him?
- 29:48SPEAKER_01: Have you seen how tall that motherfucker is?
- 29:49SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he'd tall as fuck.
- 29:51SPEAKER_01: Oh, he should have played basketball.
- 29:53SPEAKER_01: Holy fuck.
- 29:54SPEAKER_01: Just quietly, I don't think he's short of a dime at the moment, so he's probably quite happy where he is at the moment.
- 30:00SPEAKER_01: Oh god, I thought that was bloody.
- 30:02SPEAKER_01: That was actually kind of good, to be honest.
- 30:04SPEAKER_01: Um now, moving on, mate.
- 30:06SPEAKER_01: I'll I'll I've got some stuff written down here, so I've got it because we've got so much content.
- 30:09SPEAKER_01: I'm just trying to get through um everything.
- 30:11SPEAKER_01: Okay, here's the next question I got for you, mate.
- 30:13SPEAKER_01: And this this is brilliant.
- 30:15SPEAKER_01: I want to know, okay.
- 30:16SPEAKER_01: Okay, all right.
- 30:16SPEAKER_01: So, you know when you give it's a real Aussie thing when you give someone like scratchies for their birthday or you get a lot of you know, goes.
- 30:23SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 30:23SPEAKER_01: So can you see where this is going?
- 30:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 30:25SPEAKER_01: So if let's say if you gave me a scratchy ticket and I won$50,000 on that scratchy ticket, am I entitled to give you some money?
- 30:32SPEAKER_01: I want a little bit of a tax, yeah.
- 30:34SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
- 30:35SPEAKER_01: Because in my head, I think, well, no, because it's a gift.
- 30:38SPEAKER_01: Oh, actually, yeah.
- 30:39SPEAKER_01: It makes me sound bad saying that now, doesn't it?
- 30:41SPEAKER_00: But I mean, yeah.
- 30:42SPEAKER_01: But I can see where you're coming from because let's be honest, if you if I won 50 grand and I didn't at least give you a thousand dollars.
- 30:49SPEAKER_01: All I'm asking is for a thousand.
- 30:50SPEAKER_00: That's it.
- 30:51SPEAKER_01: Like that, I'd be pretty, that's a pretty shitty person.
- 30:53SPEAKER_01: You look, look, you've just won fifty thousand dollars.
- 30:55SPEAKER_01: A thousand bucks is not gonna freaking end your life.
- 30:57SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, no.
- 30:58SPEAKER_01: I think it goes on by like, let's say if I want a scratchy ticket and I won a thousand dollars, I don't think I need to owe you money.
- 31:06SPEAKER_01: But if I won five thousand dollars.
- 31:08SPEAKER_00: But the green jackpot on it, like if it's like, you know, 150,000 or something.
- 31:13SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, but I think if I won five thousand dollars, I think I should give you at least like five hundred bucks.
- 31:17SPEAKER_01: I think it depends on how much you want.
- 31:19SPEAKER_01: Like, surely I'm telling you right now, if I won ten bucks, there's no way I'm giving you five.
- 31:22SPEAKER_01: No, don't give me nothing.
- 31:23SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't care if you like what gave me one, like if you won like a couple thousand, fifty bucks easy.
- 31:28SPEAKER_00: Oh, you want to still get fifty bucks, yep.
- 31:30SPEAKER_00: $50, I don't give a fuck.
- 31:31SPEAKER_00: Okay, fair enough.
- 31:32SPEAKER_00: I want my fair share.
- 31:33SPEAKER_01: Because the reason why I asked this is because um not too long ago, I was playing the pokies and um I was playing with my cousin, and you know, he's fresh to playing pokies, and yeah, so I thought to myself, I'm like, okay, and then I was playing the machine, and then I went, and then he got straight on that machine, and like in two hits he won.
- 31:51SPEAKER_01: And he won like 300 bucks.
- 31:53SPEAKER_01: And I'm thinking, now I thought in my head, he's gonna at least give me, you know, 50 bucks or something.
- 31:59SPEAKER_01: No, and I thought, motherfucker, but then I thought to myself, you know what, I don't even think I would give my because you decide because that I decided to leave.
- 32:07SPEAKER_01: That was my super goal.
- 32:08SPEAKER_01: I should have stayed, but I decided to leave.
- 32:10SPEAKER_00: I feel like it's different.
- 32:11SPEAKER_00: Like, if you were to give your mates$50 because they want to go into pokies or something.
- 32:17SPEAKER_00: And they win$300, they can keep a$50, you take the$250.
- 32:22SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 32:23SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 32:24SPEAKER_00: So like it's kind of fair in that sense.
- 32:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like they can have that$50 that they that they you know used to win it, but I have to take the other$250.
- 32:31SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because Kate and I, we because Kane and I have always had this argument when we play pokies together, and we have this like rule.
- 32:36SPEAKER_01: So like I she doesn't bring her card around with her.
- 32:38SPEAKER_01: She's smart because I have to pay the fucking ATM fee.
- 32:40SPEAKER_01: So let's say I pull out a hundred bucks.
- 32:42SPEAKER_01: So she's got 50, I've got 50.
- 32:43SPEAKER_01: Now, let's say Kate was using her 50, she's got no more 50.
- 32:47SPEAKER_01: Let's say I've won, I've just been up another 50.
- 32:49SPEAKER_01: So really I've got 100 bucks back in my pocket.
- 32:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 32:51SPEAKER_01: Now I give 50, another 50 to Kate.
- 32:54SPEAKER_01: Kate will then transfer me 50 because then it's like I've never lost her.
- 32:57SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
- 32:58SPEAKER_00: Well that's fine then.
- 32:58SPEAKER_01: Yep.
- 32:59SPEAKER_01: And then she'll gamble without.
- 33:00SPEAKER_01: But if she wins on that money, she gets to keep it.
- 33:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 33:05SPEAKER_01: However, if you switch it up, let's say I have the same scenario.
- 33:08SPEAKER_01: I give her 50 bucks.
- 33:09SPEAKER_01: She hasn't transferred.
- 33:11SPEAKER_01: She knows she hasn't transferred.
- 33:12SPEAKER_01: She is taking the risk that, like, okay, whatever she wins, no matter what, I've got to get 50 bucks out of this winning.
- 33:18SPEAKER_01: At least 50?
- 33:20SPEAKER_01: Because that was my I've always had 50.
- 33:22SPEAKER_01: So that's my scenario is because I already had the 50.
- 33:24SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, yeah, true.
- 33:26SPEAKER_01: So she gambles, she's winning.
- 33:28SPEAKER_01: I'm like, okay, yeah, she won that.
- 33:29SPEAKER_01: That's perfectly fine.
- 33:30SPEAKER_01: But you got to give back my at least my 50.
- 33:32SPEAKER_01: But if you lose it, you still got to give me my 50.
- 33:34SPEAKER_01: But so that's what I'll that's what we do.
- 33:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 33:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, that that makes so much sense.
- 33:39SPEAKER_00: Like, fuck what I was saying.
- 33:40SPEAKER_00: Fuck whatever I was saying.
- 33:41SPEAKER_00: You took yourself back right now.
- 33:43SPEAKER_00: I'm taking myself back on what I just said.
- 33:44SPEAKER_00: That that's so much better.
- 33:45SPEAKER_01: Which leads me to my next question.
- 33:47SPEAKER_01: I'm loving this because Kate and I, we were talking a bit about like what content we can talk about.
- 33:51SPEAKER_01: And this is actually, we went to the Gold Coast, not recently.
- 33:54SPEAKER_01: Not recently.
- 33:55SPEAKER_01: Recently, we went to the Gold Coast.
- 33:56SPEAKER_01: And on the way you drive there, we were stuck in traffic.
- 33:58SPEAKER_01: So we're going off like some questions we can ask on a potty.
- 34:01SPEAKER_01: And she said to me, She said, Would you rather get back all the loss you've had over gambling your whole life?
- 34:09SPEAKER_01: So that's like sports bet, casinos, pokies, they're all like five dollar bet.
- 34:13SPEAKER_01: We're like, oh, I bet you five bucks you can't do that.
- 34:15SPEAKER_01: You get all your losses back or get five thousand dollars, but you have to use it for gambling.
- 34:22SPEAKER_00: Um what the fuck is five hundred dollars gonna do for me?
- 34:28SPEAKER_01: Okay, I don't gamble that much, bro.
- 34:29SPEAKER_01: Okay, see, I'm the opposite.
- 34:30SPEAKER_01: I feel like I'd probably offer for five thousand dollars in gambling over my years.
- 34:34SPEAKER_01: That's not a good thing to brag about.
- 34:36SPEAKER_01: I don't I'd like to think not, but I'm like, oh, maybe it is.
- 34:40SPEAKER_01: Like, I I guess I don't do a stupid amount of bets.
- 34:42SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm not going to the casino of the pokies with 300 bucks or 500 bucks.
- 34:45SPEAKER_01: The most I've ever put in pokies is a hundred.
- 34:47SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 34:48SPEAKER_01: And the most I've ever gone to the casino with is a hundred.
- 34:50SPEAKER_01: So it's in that ball fuck, ballpark with you.
- 34:53SPEAKER_01: But the thing that scares me is at least if I get those losses, that is mine.
- 34:55SPEAKER_01: You could gamble at$5,000 and you could lose it.
- 34:58SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 34:59SPEAKER_00: Who cares?
- 34:59SPEAKER_00: It was you just got given five grand.
- 35:02SPEAKER_00: You're gonna be in the same spot as you were the other day, still happy, not thinking about it.
- 35:05SPEAKER_01: But then again, you could have been because I reckon the first thing I'm doing is putting that all on black.
- 35:09SPEAKER_01: I'm taking that risk because I'm gonna make that into 10 grand.
- 35:12SPEAKER_00: You reckon?
- 35:12SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 100%.
- 35:14SPEAKER_00: Have you seen the tricks for like the Russian roulettes?
- 35:17SPEAKER_00: No, there's a trick for Russian roulette.
- 35:19SPEAKER_00: Oh, here we fucking go.
- 35:19SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
- 35:20SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't know it off by heart, guys.
- 35:22SPEAKER_00: I'll have to make sure I remember it for next episode.
- 35:24SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 35:25SPEAKER_00: But you gotta put it on certain numbers because they equal out to like the the odds of shit or something.
- 35:31SPEAKER_00: Like even if like you're guaranteed at least one to work, apparently.
- 35:37SPEAKER_00: Shit, okay.
- 35:38SPEAKER_00: So you got like one on red and then you got a couple of on like black numbers and certain ones.
- 35:43SPEAKER_00: Like you got in the middle of four numbers and another one in the middle of four.
- 35:47SPEAKER_00: Like it's a zigzag shape, and then you got here and here.
- 35:50SPEAKER_00: Oh dude, I gotta I gotta actually Okay, we gotta find that, yeah.
- 35:53SPEAKER_00: I gotta because like it's so crazy.
- 35:55SPEAKER_01: Do you have you played Russian Red Light?
- 35:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, remember the time we went to the casino?
- 35:58SPEAKER_00: I put I put bloody, what was it?
- 36:00SPEAKER_00: I remember first time on there, me, you, and Naomi were there, and I think I had like what I think I had$50 on me, and then I put$50 straight on the red, and I th I can't remember who it was, but if someone was like, You sure about it?
- 36:15SPEAKER_00: I was like, Oh, I mean, like it you mean like it's it looks like it's gonna be right soon.
- 36:20SPEAKER_00: Red hit, I got a hundred bucks.
- 36:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, how good.
- 36:23SPEAKER_00: And then and then it just went down south from there.
- 36:26SPEAKER_01: All of it.
- 36:27SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I I'm a personal Russian relate, I don't play the numbers, I just play the colour.
- 36:31SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I only do the colour, I don't I don't trust the numbers.
- 36:34SPEAKER_01: I'm not game enough to because obviously if you do get a number hit, it's fucking big money, but yeah.
- 36:40SPEAKER_00: I remember that time there was that um Taiwanese guy then he was just like filtering hundreds through the fucking pot.
- 36:46SPEAKER_01: Those the Asians, they they like to filter the greenies, the hundreds, they like the hundred dollars.
- 36:51SPEAKER_00: It's just money cleaning, isn't it?
- 36:52SPEAKER_00: It's fucking ridiculous.
- 36:54SPEAKER_01: I can't believe it's like one time I saw a lady and she was betting five dollar like slap on a pokies in the casino, and I read in that and I she in her defender, she could have just won that, yeah, but in the credit, like how much money she had in there, it was like 800 bucks.
- 37:06SPEAKER_01: And I'm thinking, fuck, you just pull out love.
- 37:08SPEAKER_00: Just pull out, just pull out, you know, in a five dollar slap.
- 37:11SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you've just won that or you've just put 800 bucks in there, pull the fucking finger.
- 37:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah, don't what are you doing?
- 37:16SPEAKER_01: Old people love the pokies though.
- 37:17SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, what else are they gonna fucking do?
- 37:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's true.
- 37:19SPEAKER_00: I mean, fucking solitaire gets pretty boring.
- 37:24SPEAKER_01: Solitaire, then you got your crosswords.
- 37:26SPEAKER_01: Like, come on, what else are you supposed to be doing?
- 37:29SPEAKER_00: Fair enough, fair enough.
- 37:30SPEAKER_00: Like, not everyone can do the what it lawn bowls or what do you think?
- 37:33SPEAKER_01: Oh, lawn bowls, yeah.
- 37:34SPEAKER_01: If you're an old person, what do you reckon sport you'll get into?
- 37:36SPEAKER_00: I hope I can I reckon golf my my oh golf, I'd be frickin' pretty good if my back could clear golf at that stage, but golf would be pretty cool.
- 37:45SPEAKER_00: Like, my pop, he he was big into the lawn bowls, yeah.
- 37:48SPEAKER_00: He had his own lawn bowls and everything.
- 37:49SPEAKER_00: That was pretty cool.
- 37:50SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's cool.
- 37:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah, lawn bowls, it's good fun, though.
- 37:53SPEAKER_01: Like barefoot lawn bowls, that's good shit.
- 37:54SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, we used to do in the backyard for Christmas all the time.
- 37:56SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, that's fucking great fun.
- 37:57SPEAKER_01: So much fun.
- 37:58SPEAKER_01: All right, moving on, mate.
- 37:59SPEAKER_01: Coming to the end of the episode.
- 38:00SPEAKER_01: Uh the question, which was on the 17th of January.
- 38:04SPEAKER_01: So still over a month ago.
- 38:05SPEAKER_01: When have you lost something?
- 38:07SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
- 38:08SPEAKER_01: So um we had a couple of responses.
- 38:10SPEAKER_01: Um, and I I just thought because we've all been there, you know, when have you you've definitely lost something.
- 38:15SPEAKER_01: Uh, me, and I think you would remember this when we were in the water and I lost my sonnies.
- 38:19SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 38:20SPEAKER_01: I was because I literally because you both were there.
- 38:21SPEAKER_01: It was you and Gane, and you were like, Gi, are you gonna take your sonnies off?
- 38:24SPEAKER_01: I was like, Yeah, I'll probably take them off.
- 38:26SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'll just wait for the next wave to come.
- 38:28SPEAKER_01: Literally, next wave, boom, gone.
- 38:29SPEAKER_01: Yeah, completely gone.
- 38:30SPEAKER_01: I was pissed right off.
- 38:32SPEAKER_00: And then you're trying to look for them too.
- 38:33SPEAKER_00: And I was like, oh, this is hopeless.
- 38:34SPEAKER_00: Like, we're not gonna fight.
- 38:35SPEAKER_01: I look like a loser trying to look for sonnies.
- 38:37SPEAKER_01: I was like, no fucking.
- 38:38SPEAKER_01: The only reason why I was looking is because I went to because you know Jordan Ethan.
- 38:42SPEAKER_01: We were at Malulabar, right?
- 38:44SPEAKER_01: And Ethan had the same scenario.
- 38:45SPEAKER_01: He lost his sonnies.
- 38:46SPEAKER_01: Literally half an hour later, we were walking in the water.
- 38:49SPEAKER_01: He stepped on his sonny's, they didn't break, and he pulled him out of the water.
- 38:53SPEAKER_01: So I was hoping I was gonna kind of have the same luck.
- 38:55SPEAKER_01: Did not have the same luck.
- 38:56SPEAKER_01: But yeah, that's when I lost it, and that really pissed me off because I was my own stupidity.
- 39:00SPEAKER_01: That was what about you, mate?
- 39:02SPEAKER_01: Whenever you lost something, I'm horrible for it.
- 39:04SPEAKER_01: You're horrible for it?
- 39:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah, even I'll explain me.
- 39:06SPEAKER_00: Her parents have to like like ask me, Braden, before you leave the house, you got your wallet, phone, and keys.
- 39:12SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm the same.
- 39:12SPEAKER_00: I'm the fucking.
- 39:13SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know, I got my wallet, phone, keys.
- 39:14SPEAKER_00: Leave the house five minutes down the road, rings up.
- 39:17SPEAKER_00: Oh, Braden just left his wallet on the counter.
- 39:19SPEAKER_00: It's like every fucking time I do it, man.
- 39:22SPEAKER_01: When I go to my boss's house at the end of the day and we go and we go back to his place, I always like I get in the car and they're like, Have you got everything?
- 39:28SPEAKER_01: I'm like, Yep, get in the car, set up the car.
- 39:30SPEAKER_02: Fuck my eskey my keys.
- 39:32SPEAKER_01: Or like, oh, literally go to the car, reach in my pocket, fuck my car key.
- 39:36SPEAKER_01: And then I'd have to go back.
- 39:37SPEAKER_01: It happens, I am shocked.
- 39:38SPEAKER_01: I I get how you feel, man.
- 39:40SPEAKER_01: Dude, it's I get how you feel.
- 39:41SPEAKER_00: Every time, man.
- 39:43SPEAKER_01: You feel so stupid, you're like, how the fuck do I keep doing this?
- 39:46SPEAKER_01: And it you even leave going, yeah, I've got that, I've got that, but you always forget one thing.
- 39:50SPEAKER_00: You seem to miss one fucking thing.
- 39:52SPEAKER_01: One thing.
- 39:53SPEAKER_01: There's always one thing that you can always take.
- 39:55SPEAKER_01: If someone forgets, if they left them beer in your fridge, that's yours.
- 39:59SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, it's house tax.
- 40:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's yours for the taking.
- 40:02SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 40:02SPEAKER_01: For the house tax, how many days are you given it?
- 40:04SPEAKER_01: Like, if I leave some beers in there, the next day, am I allowed to pick them up?
- 40:09SPEAKER_01: Or as soon as I leave that house, they're house tax, that's yours.
- 40:11SPEAKER_00: Well, you better hope I don't drink them before you come back.
- 40:14SPEAKER_01: Fair enough.
- 40:16SPEAKER_01: Okay, at least I know now when I go to your place.
- 40:18SPEAKER_00: Like, I've had mates, I'll leave it in there.
- 40:20SPEAKER_00: I'll give it a like a couple days.
- 40:22SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 40:23SPEAKER_00: Then I'll start picking one by one.
- 40:25SPEAKER_00: Until there's one left, I'll be like, hey bro, you gonna pick up your drinks?
- 40:28SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I'll come by next week.
- 40:30SPEAKER_00: Uh fuck it, I'll just have the other one.
- 40:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll just have it.
- 40:32SPEAKER_00: And I'll come back and they'll be like, Oh, my drink.
- 40:34SPEAKER_00: Oh no, bro, you're gonna have to buy drinks, man.
- 40:36SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 40:37SPEAKER_00: It's like house tax, bro.
- 40:38SPEAKER_00: I told you.
- 40:39SPEAKER_00: I thought if it's left in the fridge, bro.
- 40:41SPEAKER_01: Oh, you to be honest, I've I'll probably want to find something that I'd know you wouldn't like to drink.
- 40:45SPEAKER_01: But knowing you, Brandon, you fucking drink anything.
- 40:47SPEAKER_01: I would drink anything.
- 40:48SPEAKER_00: I'm not going, I'm not like, I won't drink fucking goombag or something, but I will drink something.
- 40:54SPEAKER_01: You're past the goombag stage?
- 40:56SPEAKER_00: Uh very much so.
- 40:57SPEAKER_00: I didn't even enter the goombag stage.
- 40:59SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know what?
- 41:00SPEAKER_01: You and me both.
- 41:00SPEAKER_00: Oh thank God.
- 41:02SPEAKER_01: Never gone into the goombag stage either.
- 41:03SPEAKER_00: Oh, thank god.
- 41:04SPEAKER_01: No, never shit's rank.
- 41:05SPEAKER_00: Yeah, nah.
- 41:06SPEAKER_01: I was like, uh I can't drink wine.
- 41:08SPEAKER_01: I just can't do wine.
- 41:09SPEAKER_01: What about what's that lamb one?
- 41:11SPEAKER_01: Uh little fat lamb.
- 41:14SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck.
- 41:16SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't do wine, can't do champagne.
- 41:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean Prosecco.
- 41:21SPEAKER_00: I've got to be in the mood for it.
- 41:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm just a bit of a sparkle.
- 41:24SPEAKER_01: Give me beer, gimme some spirits, but not gin.
- 41:27SPEAKER_01: Fuck gin.
- 41:28SPEAKER_01: Don't like tequila.
- 41:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 41:29SPEAKER_01: Tequila is ass.
- 41:30SPEAKER_01: Tequila is overrated.
- 41:31SPEAKER_01: Vodka.
- 41:32SPEAKER_01: Look, in a strawberry drink or like a vodka, you know, something that's not too bad.
- 41:36SPEAKER_01: But I'm on the I'm on the I'm liking the rums at the moment.
- 41:39SPEAKER_01: I'm liking the Kraken or the Sailor Jerry, that's pretty nice.
- 41:43SPEAKER_01: But the Kraken, yeah, that's quite nice.
- 41:44SPEAKER_00: Nice.
- 41:45SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I got the Bundy Smooth Batcher.
- 41:47SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love a good Bundy too.
- 41:49SPEAKER_01: I love how we always talk about drinks.
- 41:50SPEAKER_01: Anyway, we're getting on topic.
- 41:51SPEAKER_01: Um, have you lost something?
- 41:53SPEAKER_01: Oh, we got some stuff sent in.
- 41:55SPEAKER_01: There's someone sent in, used my iPhone, used my iPhone the next oh, yeah, sorry.
- 42:00SPEAKER_01: Lost my phone on a night out, used my iPhone the next morning, and it was pinging inside a kebab shop.
- 42:05SPEAKER_01: The owner handed over like it happens every weekend.
- 42:08SPEAKER_01: You know what?
- 42:08SPEAKER_01: I don't blame I reckon I could lose a phone at a kebab shop on a night out.
- 42:12SPEAKER_01: Surface Paradise.
- 42:13SPEAKER_01: I reckon that could be my worst.
- 42:15SPEAKER_00: Thing is, like without my phone, what the fuck am I gonna do?
- 42:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no one brings their licenses with them no more.
- 42:21SPEAKER_00: You know, it's all on your phone.
- 42:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fuck.
- 42:22SPEAKER_01: No, actually, I don't have my license, my phone, I'm still old school, but I I how that is the worst feeling when you lose your phone because you're all like your wallet.
- 42:29SPEAKER_01: Fuck, that's not a good feeling.
- 42:30SPEAKER_00: I'll do gut wrenching.
- 42:32SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's definitely not a good feeling.
- 42:33SPEAKER_01: Oh, moving on, okay.
- 42:34SPEAKER_01: Lost my house keys at the beach.
- 42:36SPEAKER_01: Three days later, a stranger messaged me on Facebook because they had my gym tag was still attached to it.
- 42:42SPEAKER_01: Nice.
- 42:43SPEAKER_00: Imagine the gym tag wasn't on there, man.
- 42:45SPEAKER_01: Oh, fucking how good.
- 42:47SPEAKER_01: Yep.
- 42:47SPEAKER_01: And then the last one here, and I thought this was pretty good.
- 42:50SPEAKER_01: Lost my AirPods at a festival.
- 42:52SPEAKER_01: Checked the location, and they were moving faster than I was.
- 42:55SPEAKER_01: Someone else was clearly having a better time.
- 42:58SPEAKER_01: Nice.
- 42:59SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love it.
- 43:00SPEAKER_01: That was good.
- 43:00SPEAKER_01: All right, well, another podcast done and done.
- 43:03SPEAKER_01: Uh, mate, at the end of the edible podcast, we always do this.
- 43:05SPEAKER_00: What are you having for dinner?
- 43:07SPEAKER_00: Um, I think I've got to buy, I've got to get some stuff on the way home.
- 43:10SPEAKER_00: I'm making what is it?
- 43:12SPEAKER_00: Fucking lasagna tonight.
- 43:14SPEAKER_00: I love lasagna.
- 43:14SPEAKER_00: Dude, it's this is really good lasagna.
- 43:17SPEAKER_01: How do you do your lasagna?
- 43:18SPEAKER_01: Because there's different ways you can do it.
- 43:19SPEAKER_01: Here we go, people.
- 43:20SPEAKER_01: Come on, let's hear it.
- 43:21SPEAKER_01: So get the pen and paper out.
- 43:23SPEAKER_00: Alright, so first off, you could uh you cook off like the onion and stuff.
- 43:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 43:27SPEAKER_01: You don't need to give all the steps, mate.
- 43:29SPEAKER_01: Don't need to.
- 43:30SPEAKER_01: No, just I want to hear what's in it.
- 43:31SPEAKER_00: Oh, what's in it?
- 43:32SPEAKER_00: You got your onion, carrot, beef, beef stock, uh, you got you got crushed, crushed tomatoes, and then um a bit of tomato puree, bit of herbs, but spices.
- 43:44SPEAKER_01: So you do put vegetables in it?
- 43:45SPEAKER_00: Yeah, good.
- 43:45SPEAKER_00: Bit of herbs, but spices, and then um Do you make your own sauce or do you get the pre made shit?
- 43:50SPEAKER_00: So we have to get the pre made stuff because we done we've done the homemade sauce once and it looked like glunk.
- 43:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was gross.
- 43:56SPEAKER_01: See, Kate makes a good lasagna.
- 43:58SPEAKER_01: She does the homemade stuff and the homemade sauce.
- 44:00SPEAKER_01: And it's fucking good.
- 44:01SPEAKER_01: But when I do it, it's just like I get the mixed frozen bags of vegetables, chuck that shit in there, the mints, the lays, and I get the pre-made that shit just easy.
- 44:09SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just hard with gluten-free-free stuff to make it all work.
- 44:12SPEAKER_00: Oh, because you get the gluten-free pasta shit.
- 44:13SPEAKER_00: You gotta get the, yeah, we got the pasta sheets and they they work unreal, man.
- 44:16SPEAKER_00: They're so nice.
- 44:17SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah, it works phenomenal.
- 44:20SPEAKER_01: So will you do you normally feed for your sister too, or do they do their own thing?
- 44:23SPEAKER_00: Like that's at the moment we're doing our own thing at the moment.
- 44:25SPEAKER_00: Because it's just easier, like you know, because sometimes you know, some people don't.
- 44:28SPEAKER_01: I've always wondered that how because obviously you I know you guys aren't you guys live together, but you obviously do your own things too.
- 44:33SPEAKER_00: But I've always wondered if you're cooking dinners, does someone take turns or oh well, we used to, but then the thing, like when it comes to paying people, it just got so delayed and it just got like a big it almost turned into like a big argument.
- 44:44SPEAKER_00: It's like look, we're just gonna feed for each other now.
- 44:46SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 44:47SPEAKER_00: Like easier for me and Amy to because you know Namie knows I'll pay her back somehow, or I'll give her money for dinner or something, or I'll go and get dinner on the way home.
- 45:01SPEAKER_00: Is she a good dinner?
- 45:02SPEAKER_00: Is she a good cook?
- 45:02SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, she does pretty alright.
- 45:04SPEAKER_00: She knows some good things.
- 45:04SPEAKER_00: She she uh used to do um, she was a training to be a pastry chef.
- 45:10SPEAKER_00: So she knows her way around some pastry.
- 45:12SPEAKER_00: So and what about him?
- 45:13SPEAKER_01: What's his name again?
- 45:14SPEAKER_01: I forgot he's Connor.
- 45:15SPEAKER_01: Connor, that's right.
- 45:15SPEAKER_01: Shout out to you, mate.
- 45:16SPEAKER_01: He probably doesn't listen anyway.
- 45:17SPEAKER_01: I don't know if Connor can cook, I'm not too sure.
- 45:19SPEAKER_00: Oh, I've never I've never I've never been told the guy can cook at all.
- 45:24SPEAKER_00: So I'm not putting anything on the guy.
- 45:26SPEAKER_00: I reckon he he could probably cook something nice, but yeah.
- 45:29SPEAKER_01: See, I've always had this conversation, I've always and I love this, and this is what I think.
- 45:32SPEAKER_01: I'm saying to be a good cook, you've gotta be able to cook.
- 45:35SPEAKER_01: And when I mean cook, I don't mean like cook steak or chips, I don't mean like cook, you know, something like that.
- 45:42SPEAKER_01: You gotta be able to cook like a sp the baggeggi bowl or a pasta or like a lasagna or like chicken schnitzels because you know, anything that involves cooking or like a so-cooked meal, that's cooking to me.
- 45:54SPEAKER_00: Yeah, anyone cooking fucking steak.
- 45:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what's it the missus?
- 45:57SPEAKER_00: I remember just cooking up some random shit at the um in-laws one time.
- 46:01SPEAKER_00: This is like, you're a bush cook brand, for sure.
- 46:02SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what do you mean?
- 46:03SPEAKER_00: She's like, I just seen you just chuck some random shit in there.
- 46:06SPEAKER_00: Looks, it tastes unreal.
- 46:07SPEAKER_00: I was like, Yeah, true, I guess.
- 46:08SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Kate and I are the complete opposite.
- 46:10SPEAKER_01: Kate is very like a bit of this, bit of that.
- 46:12SPEAKER_01: I'm a person who will follow hardcore to a recipe.
- 46:14SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm a hardcore recipe thing where Kate just she's got that ability, she knows what flavors mix well, so she just goes, a bit of this, a bit of that.
- 46:22SPEAKER_01: Kind of like what your scenario I'm guessing is.
- 46:23SPEAKER_01: And you know what, nine times out of ten it works.
- 46:25SPEAKER_00: But sometimes you follow a recipe, then and then after a while you're like, oh yeah, I'll just you eyeball.
- 46:30SPEAKER_01: You can yeah, yeah, or you can add something to it, you know, make it a bit better.
- 46:33SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 46:34SPEAKER_01: Uh tonight I'm having curry sausages and mashed potatoes.
- 46:36SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know what's really good with curry sausages?
- 46:38SPEAKER_00: Devil eggs.
- 46:39SPEAKER_00: Oh, fucking dude.
- 46:40SPEAKER_00: Dude, devil eggs is so good.
- 46:42SPEAKER_01: Oh, so Kate does also good devil eggs.
- 46:44SPEAKER_00: I'd love curry sausages, man.
- 46:47SPEAKER_00: And deviled sausages.
- 46:48SPEAKER_01: I prefer curry sausages and deviled sausages.
- 46:50SPEAKER_01: Fair enough.
- 46:51SPEAKER_01: But deviled sausages are good.
- 46:52SPEAKER_00: You're doing it with mash, obviously.
- 46:54SPEAKER_00: Mashed potatoes, thank god.
- 46:56SPEAKER_00: I've met people that have done it with rice, okay?
- 46:59SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
- 47:00SPEAKER_01: We're pressing time out here.
- 47:02unknown: Okay.
- 47:02SPEAKER_01: I love you listeners.
- 47:04SPEAKER_01: You know, we love you, okay?
- 47:04SPEAKER_01: Okay, we you guys listen to us in your um cars, maybe in the bedroom, whatever.
- 47:09SPEAKER_01: For you people out there that do not have curry sausages with mashed potato, I don't care.
- 47:13SPEAKER_01: It has to be from mashed potato.
- 47:14SPEAKER_01: I don't care if you have it with rice or chips.
- 47:16SPEAKER_01: If you don't have it with mashed potato, what the fuck?
- 47:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 47:18SPEAKER_01: Rice, what the f yeah.
- 47:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's like uh the miss uh Nami does quiche with rice.
- 47:24SPEAKER_00: And it's actually nice.
- 47:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah, look, I'm not gonna get it.
- 47:26SPEAKER_00: Curry she does with curry powder in it and everything's so nice, man.
- 47:29SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm not gonna get on that bandwagon.
- 47:30SPEAKER_01: Nomi, you can have that one.
- 47:31SPEAKER_00: It's actually delicious, bro.
- 47:32SPEAKER_00: You'll tasty like, oh my god.
- 47:34SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, there's another podcast done and done.
- 47:36SPEAKER_01: Uh it's good to be back.
- 47:37SPEAKER_01: Hopefully, we can keep these rolling every two weeks.
- 47:40SPEAKER_01: Um, once again, thank you for your patience.
- 47:42SPEAKER_01: Hopefully, you haven't forgotten about us.
- 47:43SPEAKER_01: Um, follow us up on the Instagram.
- 47:45SPEAKER_01: Our Instagram's a link down below.
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- 47:49SPEAKER_01: Um, on my Instagram, I do most of the um good questions and all that.
- 47:52SPEAKER_01: So get involved in that way.
- 47:54SPEAKER_01: Think of actually Yay and A's for us to do, okay?
- 47:56SPEAKER_01: It's hard thinking of Yay and A's and all these questions.
- 47:58SPEAKER_01: It would be, yeah.
- 47:59SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so we love to do it.
- 48:00SPEAKER_01: Braden, have yourselves a good two weeks, mate.
- 48:02SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you um hopefully we can catch up again.
- 48:04SPEAKER_01: Kate and I've been like, we need to catch up with Brayden or two.
- 48:06SPEAKER_00: Like, fucking oh, life at the moment's been just unreal.
- 48:09SPEAKER_01: I was just suggesting even going to like a brewery or something, just somewhere where we can just catch up and just have it.
- 48:13SPEAKER_01: I haven't seen Naomi in ages.
- 48:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, I we yeah, haven't really hung out since, you know.
- 48:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 48:19SPEAKER_00: Kate's birthday.
- 48:20SPEAKER_00: Kate.
- 48:20SPEAKER_00: Literally Kate's birthday.
- 48:21SPEAKER_01: Kate's 21st birthday.
- 48:22SPEAKER_01: Oh, was it?
- 48:23SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because Kate was telling me that was the last time she saw Naomi was when we're at the Como.
- 48:27SPEAKER_00: We can we surely we do something one night for the 40 or something.
- 48:30SPEAKER_00: For when the 40 soon.
- 48:32SPEAKER_01: 40 is soon.
- 48:33SPEAKER_01: It starts in the um the start of March.
- 48:35SPEAKER_00: Oh, it was uh like literally like what two weeks ago.
- 48:38SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh yeah.
- 48:39SPEAKER_00: Well, let's get currently.
- 48:39SPEAKER_00: We'll sort something out.
- 48:40SPEAKER_00: We'll source something, okay.
- 48:41SPEAKER_01: I want to do something sooner, like, soon that would be nice.
- 48:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so yeah, okay, we can sort something sooner.
- 48:46SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, we can sort something out.
- 48:48SPEAKER_00: Surely at the in-laws or something, maybe.
- 48:50SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
- 48:51SPEAKER_01: Just let us know, mate.
- 48:52SPEAKER_01: All right, well, you guys have a good one.
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- 48:56SPEAKER_01: Um, and yeah, I think that's pretty it, mate.
- 48:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you guys have a good one.
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