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- 0:00Speaker 1: Five Horoscopes, Part one of Stranger Things Season five has
- 0:03Speaker 1: been officially been out for a week, So I'm gonna
- 0:05Speaker 1: let you know your character match and if you survive
- 0:09Speaker 1: the upside Down based on your zodiac sign. Also, if
- 0:12Speaker 1: it's your birthday, you are a Sagittarius. You share a
- 0:14Speaker 1: birthday with Ozzy Osbourne, little Baby, Amanda Sea Free, j
- 0:18Speaker 1: T Austin, and Tiffany Hattish.
- 0:20Speaker 2: Good morning, Donna.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Good morning.
- 0:23Speaker 2: What is your sign?
- 0:24Speaker 1: I'm a Capricorn. Okay, so Capricorn's when it comes to
- 0:28Speaker 1: your Stranger Thing character match, you're Joyce Byers. You're the
- 0:31Speaker 1: mom of the group. You're determined, focus and absolutely tear
- 0:35Speaker 1: dimensions apart, and you protect your people. You would survive
- 0:38Speaker 1: the upside down because you refuse to let anything ruin
- 0:41Speaker 1: your plans. You're powerful in a don't mess with me
- 0:43Speaker 1: today way. I like that.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, Based Donna, thank you, Tyra. Yes, Hey,
- 0:53Speaker 2: what's your sign?
- 0:55Speaker 1: Libra? Okay, Libra? You're a character match when it comes
- 0:59Speaker 1: to Stranger Things. You guys are Robin. So you're funny, flirty,
- 1:02Speaker 1: easily distracted by vibes. You're Robin and you would probably
- 1:06Speaker 1: survive the upside down. But you'd complain about the lightning,
- 1:09Speaker 1: the smell and the aesthetic first, but you would absolutely
- 1:12Speaker 1: charm your way out of danger.
- 1:15Speaker 3: Makes perfect sense.
- 1:16Speaker 1: I know, Robin's like one of my favorite characters.
- 1:18Speaker 2: She's so fun me too. If she dies, be riot.
- 1:21Speaker 1: I know, right, I really do think she's gonna go.
- 1:24Speaker 1: I think she's I was telling you Rich, I don't know.
- 1:26Speaker 3: So.
- 1:26Speaker 1: I was telling Rich yesterday that you know the song
- 1:29Speaker 1: Radio good Rady, that song, that song they plays when
- 1:34Speaker 1: Robin's there, and everyone's saying that when Robin dies, that
- 1:37Speaker 1: that's what song is gonna play. And I'm like, oh no.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Wait, that song's f.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in it. It is at least that TikTok.
- 1:49Speaker 1: That's what I was on.
- 1:51Speaker 3: That's ridiculous. They better not.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Because it ties in with the radio stuff. That makes sense.
- 1:57Speaker 1: I know she is the radio girl.
- 1:59Speaker 3: That does tie into it. But I didn't. I didn't
- 2:03Speaker 3: hear that song. That doesn't make it.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Okay. Maybe TikTok is just what's it called predicting what song?
- 2:11Speaker 2: Fat?
- 2:11Speaker 3: I saw a thing on all the songs of all
- 2:15Speaker 3: the seasons.
- 2:16Speaker 2: In fact, I'm gonna go look it up really quick.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Yeah, look it up.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Let me know, I think that's bs.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Well what it Wouldn't that be amazing if that was right?
- 2:23Speaker 3: Oh my god, well it was no, No, it wouldn't
- 2:26Speaker 3: be amazing.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Gone, I know, I.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Know, I know. Okay, that's my home Season five.
- 2:31Speaker 3: I'm gonna go over the Here are the songs for
- 2:33Speaker 3: season five that they've aired so far. Okay, Rock and
- 2:38Speaker 3: Robin pretty in Pink Psychedelic, First upside Down, Diana Ross
- 2:42Speaker 3: Running up that Hill, Kate Bush, Fernando Abba, mister Sandman
- 2:47Speaker 3: to each his own. I think we're alone now, Tiffany.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Oh yeah, by Yellow, Premature Plans by Elmer Bernstein, Shaboom
- 2:56Speaker 3: by the Chords.
- 2:57Speaker 2: That's it. There is no, there is no and it's Dick.
- 3:00Speaker 2: That's just scam. We fell for the clear, all right, Tyra,
- 3:05Speaker 2: I have a good day. Thanks for listening. Thank you
- 3:07Speaker 2: guys so much.
- 3:08Speaker 1: By you too.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Bye. How about Pisces?
- 3:10Speaker 1: Yeah? Rich your character also another one of my favorites
- 3:14Speaker 1: is Max. You're emotional, you're intuitive, you're artistic, you're mysterious,
- 3:17Speaker 1: and you are Max Energy. You can survive the upside down,
- 3:20Speaker 1: but only if you have your walkman and your trauma
- 3:22Speaker 1: playlist ready, Your feelings will literally save your life.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's go. Max is one of my favorites too.
- 3:29Speaker 1: She's pretty dope.
- 3:30Speaker 3: I walked in, you know, I was out of town
- 3:31Speaker 3: the other day and when I came home, my son
- 3:34Speaker 3: Jake was sitting at the kitchen table on his phone.
- 3:37Speaker 3: My wife is on the other side, and I walk
- 3:39Speaker 3: in and my wife says, hey, say hello to two
- 3:41Speaker 3: of your boys.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Now only Jake. I only see Jake and my son.
- 3:45Speaker 3: Kemp is a redhead, right, and Jake is watching rewatching
- 3:50Speaker 3: Stranger Things, and it's a scene with Max, who's a redhead,
- 3:54Speaker 3: and I go, I only see one kid, and she goes, well,
- 3:57Speaker 3: Kemp is on FaceTime, and I go, that looks like
- 4:00Speaker 3: Max with Stranger Things. And Blake was on the other
- 4:03Speaker 3: phone on the other side of the table. Jake was
- 4:05Speaker 3: watching Stranger Things.
- 4:06Speaker 2: That was Max.
- 4:10Speaker 3: She said, no, she's I didn't see her talking to Camp.
- 4:14Speaker 2: She was on a separate phone talking to Camp.
- 4:15Speaker 3: And I see Jake watching Max on Stranger Things, and
- 4:18Speaker 3: I was like, what I thought you were.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Going to go with the mister what's it? Blake saying, mister,
- 4:22Speaker 1: what's it over there?
- 4:24Speaker 2: What do you got for Leo's.
- 4:26Speaker 1: I'm a Leo. Yeah, Leo's we are Steve Harrington because
- 4:29Speaker 1: we have the iconic hare, surprising leadership and unexpected softness,
- 4:33Speaker 1: and we definitely survived the upside down because even the
- 4:35Speaker 1: monsters love us a little bit. We would act annoyed,
- 4:38Speaker 1: but we would secretly enjoy being everyone's protests.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Awesome, I know it's Steve's.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Dope, all right?
- 4:42Speaker 2: How about for virgos?
- 4:44Speaker 1: Yeah, John Jay, you're a Nancy Wheeler because you're smart,
- 4:47Speaker 1: you're strategic, you're organized, and you're slightly terrifying when you're focused.
- 4:51Speaker 1: You survived because you made a plan and you stuck
- 4:54Speaker 1: to it, and you carried the entire team on your back.
- 4:56Speaker 1: The monsters are more scared of you than you are
- 4:58Speaker 1: of them.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Perfect Have you seen the meme where it's like, how
- 5:01Speaker 3: did mister Wheeler rope in that Battie?
- 5:06Speaker 1: Nancy is definitely her mom's daughter for sure.
- 5:09Speaker 3: If we didn't get your sign there, I'll post it
- 5:10Speaker 3: on her website. John Jayne Rich dot com