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- 0:00Speaker 1: This is Mosher, Lombardy and Kane on demand. Listen live
- 0:05Speaker 1: every weekday morning from seven to ten on Altitude Sports
- 0:08Speaker 1: Radio ninety two five and on the Altitude Sports Radio app.
- 0:18Speaker 2: All Right, so good news and bad news from yesterday.
- 0:21Speaker 2: The good news is the game was over about ten
- 0:23Speaker 2: minutes into it because the Aps just jumped on Calgary
- 0:26Speaker 2: and that's what you should do for a team that
- 0:27Speaker 2: is basically they've waived the white flag for a month,
- 0:31Speaker 2: ever since they made the cantry trade.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Even before that.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Yeah, playing in especially the cantry trade, they're terrible.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Well, they traded Mackenzie Wieger, they traded ras miss Anderson,
- 0:41Speaker 1: they traded a bunch of big guns. They probably if
- 0:44Speaker 1: they could have traded Jonathan Hubertough, they probably would have
- 0:47Speaker 1: done that because he's been nothing in no offense, but
- 0:50Speaker 1: nothing but a disappointment. He's not a hunter point kigh
- 0:52Speaker 1: at all.
- 0:54Speaker 2: They have. They followed up shop and that's what you
- 0:58Speaker 2: should do to a team that looks like that. Now,
- 1:03Speaker 2: the bad news is cal mccarr leaves and this is
- 1:05Speaker 2: what Bennar said after the game.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Upper body went out to get evaluated. We'll know more tomorrow.
- 1:13Speaker 3: I don't have an update.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Really, it's pretty good poker face, but it doesn't look
- 1:20Speaker 2: What he didn't say was got checked out, got dinged up,
- 1:24Speaker 2: He'll be okay, didn't say that, which is obviously best
- 1:28Speaker 2: case scenario. Now, when we find out anything, I don't
- 1:33Speaker 2: know if it'll happen today, Maybe it's tomorrow when he
- 1:35Speaker 2: joins us at eight o'clock. I don't know.
- 1:37Speaker 1: I felt the same way driving home last night, and
- 1:41Speaker 1: I guess I'm like vicing this regard. I'm not going
- 1:43Speaker 1: to have any satisfaction until I know, and I feel
- 1:47Speaker 1: like I need satisfaction. I feel like I just I
- 1:49Speaker 1: just need information and then I can deal with the
- 1:50Speaker 1: information good better. Otherwise, I just need the info until then,
- 1:55Speaker 1: playing this waiting game. I hate. The waiting game is
- 1:58Speaker 1: a tough game to play. Bro It's a tough game.
- 2:02Speaker 1: Your imagination gets the best of you. Yeah, as the
- 2:05Speaker 1: Great Tom Petty once said, the late Great Tom Petty,
- 2:07Speaker 1: the waiting is the hardest part.
- 2:11Speaker 2: I just, you know, it should have been something that's
- 2:17Speaker 2: always top of mind, but it's something that kind of
- 2:20Speaker 2: left because you've been injured all year, and especially with
- 2:22Speaker 2: the Nuggets, so many people have been missing time that
- 2:24Speaker 2: it feels like once you get fully healthy, I feel
- 2:30Speaker 2: like I was owed that, I was owed a healthy roster,
- 2:32Speaker 2: and now you're trying to take that away from me
- 2:34Speaker 2: in the most important and crucial time of the year,
- 2:36Speaker 2: you know, luckily. And here's what I hope we get
- 2:40Speaker 2: as far as news, is that obviously he's ready to
- 2:43Speaker 2: go for the playoffs. But even if that is the case,
- 2:47Speaker 2: most I don't think I play Kale for the.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Rest of the year.
- 2:50Speaker 2: I don't care if they tell me like, oh, Cale's
- 2:53Speaker 2: injury is actually it's nothing. It was a stinger from
- 2:57Speaker 2: last night and that's all it was. He's good to
- 2:58Speaker 2: go today. I'd be like, you know what, let's go
- 3:00Speaker 2: ahead and shut him down for a few games anyway.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Let's let's take our time here.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, or maybe if he can give him
- 3:06Speaker 1: a couple before the end of the regular season, just
- 3:08Speaker 1: to kind of get him back in. Uh. Somebody said
- 3:12Speaker 1: this too, the five two five one, VIC, I want
- 3:15Speaker 1: your opinion on this place. Bednar's tone as he said
- 3:19Speaker 1: that about mccarr was concerning too. Do you believe that
- 3:23Speaker 1: anybody can glean anything from Bednar's tone? You're talking to
- 3:26Speaker 1: my guy all wrong. It's wrong tone. I'll give it
- 3:28Speaker 1: to you again, upper body.
- 3:31Speaker 3: On a note to get evaluated. Well, we'll know more tomorrow.
- 3:35Speaker 3: They don't have an update.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Really, no, I don't think you can't either, because Jared
- 3:41Speaker 1: Bednar is I mean, he'll he'll smile, laugh and not
- 3:47Speaker 1: but he's just a calm dude. He's good at this.
- 3:52Speaker 1: He's really good at this. Except when vals for checking
- 3:57Speaker 1: gets called for a penalty.
- 3:58Speaker 2: He's he's probably TEXTA says this, and he's right because
- 4:01Speaker 2: I remember as well as anybody I think that coach
- 4:06Speaker 2: when he's on with does he is as honest as
- 4:09Speaker 2: you're gonna hear professional hockey coach. He will give you
- 4:12Speaker 2: as much information, more information than I think almost every
- 4:15Speaker 2: other coach in the league would give you regarding.
- 4:17Speaker 1: Injuries or strategy or whatever.
- 4:22Speaker 2: But when it gets to this time in the calendar,
- 4:27Speaker 2: we all noticed the flip from Bednar. No more jokey time,
- 4:31Speaker 2: there's a there's a an absolute tone to him where
- 4:36Speaker 2: all that stuff it's playoffs. I'm not giving you that anymore.
- 4:39Speaker 2: That's what happens, and maybe that's part of it. Maybe
- 4:42Speaker 2: we're just hitting that time, that that sort of spot
- 4:45Speaker 2: in the calendar where it's like we're making the flip.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Somebody said that, who are you calling right now?
- 4:50Speaker 1: Oh it was an accident. Sorry, didn't mean to do that.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Uh, it doesn't sound like an accident. Sounds like a
- 4:55Speaker 2: phone call. Really, who are you calling?
- 4:59Speaker 1: Nobody? What he said the sigh after he said this
- 5:04Speaker 1: was concerning upper body.
- 5:07Speaker 2: That right there. See we're getting micro.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Okay, don't I don't want to. By the way, Lee
- 5:11Speaker 1: Blair says, the playoffs start of the eighteenth. It doesn't
- 5:15Speaker 1: mean the Avs start on the eighteenth. It means the
- 5:17Speaker 1: postseason starts in the eighteenth. That's pretty quick, you know what.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Everything's coming faster because of the Olympics. Yep. Typically you're
- 5:26Speaker 1: gonna have some days off in between the like now
- 5:28Speaker 1: you get a day rash, you're going. Now, that's happened
- 5:30Speaker 1: in the past, don't get me wrong. But for the
- 5:32Speaker 1: good teams, it's like, hey, yeah, you know you've earned
- 5:35Speaker 1: the number one. Won't you chill out for a couple
- 5:36Speaker 1: three days? Chill out?
- 5:38Speaker 2: The good news again if you guys missed it. The
- 5:41Speaker 2: month of March, which is wrapped up for the Avs.
- 5:44Speaker 2: They don't have a game today.
- 5:46Speaker 1: They had a thirty two percent.
- 5:52Speaker 2: On power plays this month, thirty two percent, which is
- 5:55Speaker 2: over double. I think what they were pre Olympic break,
- 5:57Speaker 2: weren't they are like fifteen heading into the Olympic break.
- 6:00Speaker 1: And again, so I'll ask you, does it feel like
- 6:04Speaker 1: things have been solved? Do you feel content? And do
- 6:08Speaker 1: you feel calmer about it? Uh? Power play?
- 6:13Speaker 2: For sure?
- 6:13Speaker 1: Well for sure?
- 6:14Speaker 2: So mean because the numbers are up, of course, No,
- 6:19Speaker 2: I think I think putting Cadri back up there has
- 6:23Speaker 2: brought something that they didn't have before. And maybe it's
- 6:27Speaker 2: just having a lefty on that side that you trust,
- 6:28Speaker 2: like you did with Miko for all those years. But
- 6:30Speaker 2: if you remember, Cadri was a huge part of your
- 6:32Speaker 2: power play when he was here the first go round,
- 6:34Speaker 2: he was huge. No, I think he's a giant difference
- 6:37Speaker 2: maker and maybe it is just getting somebody with a
- 6:41Speaker 2: different sort of skill set up there that really helps out.
- 6:43Speaker 2: I mean, look, Boche, you struggled when you had a
- 6:46Speaker 2: five on three. Let's say back in January. If you
- 6:52Speaker 2: got a goal, you'd be happy. Hell, if you didn't
- 6:55Speaker 2: give up a shorty, you'd probably be happy.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Yeah, they almost gave up a shorty last night. Oh
- 7:00Speaker 1: that puck was just slid back to the zone and
- 7:02Speaker 1: beat Your had to change. You're like a good Calgary
- 7:04Speaker 1: scored eleven short handed goals this year. Ooh mama, that's
- 7:09Speaker 1: one thing they do.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Well, Texas says. But yeah, but the minute they go
- 7:13Speaker 2: zero for five on a power play, my concerns spite
- 7:15Speaker 2: right back up. I don't I don't, not me. I
- 7:17Speaker 2: think they have changed, And it's one thing, Like I
- 7:21Speaker 2: said this now, for both the Avs and Nuggets, when
- 7:24Speaker 2: you get so late into a season, the hope for
- 7:27Speaker 2: something that's bad to change at that point that's been
- 7:29Speaker 2: bad all year. It's typically not gonna happen.
- 7:33Speaker 1: You are who you are.
- 7:34Speaker 2: But if you change personnel and then things look different,
- 7:37Speaker 2: I think that's a completely different story. Like if Peyton
- 7:39Speaker 2: Watson is in the lineup consistently at the end of games,
- 7:42Speaker 2: VIC and your defense late in games starts to get better. Well,
- 7:45Speaker 2: maybe it was just a personnel thing. Maybe it wasn't
- 7:49Speaker 2: a circumstance of the team just playing poorly all year long.
- 7:53Speaker 2: You didn't have your guys or the right guys, I suppose.
- 7:56Speaker 1: So I was bouncing around last night again. Started with
- 7:59Speaker 1: the Rockies.
- 8:00Speaker 4: They started scoring, the Avs started scoring, the Abs game
- 8:02Speaker 4: was over. It was like six to one.
- 8:04Speaker 1: It was over. Flipped around a little bit.
- 8:07Speaker 4: Watched the end of the Pistons Oklahoma City thunder game.
- 8:12Speaker 4: Oklahoma City won in overtime. Do you know how many
- 8:16Speaker 4: free throws Shay Gildess Alexander attempted in that game? No
- 8:21Speaker 4: free throws for Shay Gilgos Alexander.
- 8:24Speaker 1: I'm not gonna look it up. I don't know. I'm
- 8:25Speaker 1: gonna say twenty. What do you think they're potter?
- 8:30Speaker 2: How many stre throws?
- 8:32Speaker 4: Shay Gildess Alexander obviously raising the question, tells you that
- 8:35Speaker 4: the number.
- 8:36Speaker 1: It's gotta be a star dollar Bob.
- 8:40Speaker 4: He attempted more free throws last night, Shay Gilgers did
- 8:43Speaker 4: than the entire Detroit Pistons teams.
- 8:48Speaker 1: For the number one team in the Eastern Conference.
- 8:50Speaker 4: Priston's attempt at twenty three free throws as a team,
- 8:54Speaker 4: Shay Gildess as a player attempt at twenty five.
- 8:56Speaker 1: He was twenty one of twenty five from the line.
- 8:59Speaker 1: And I add, that feels that feels embarrassing.
- 9:02Speaker 4: I asked, Yeah, Well, I ask you again. You're an
- 9:04Speaker 4: NBA fan, you love the game, You live the game
- 9:06Speaker 4: of basketball. If you're tuning in and he scored forty
- 9:09Speaker 4: seven points, mind you, the other night Jamal Murray had
- 9:13Speaker 4: fifty three and I can't remember how many freaks he
- 9:16Speaker 4: attempted six six, six, twenty five free throws is an
- 9:22Speaker 4: absolute joke. It is I I don't know where to
- 9:28Speaker 4: go with that information.
- 9:30Speaker 1: It's he's a guard? What? What is this? What?
- 9:35Speaker 4: What is this game? What does it become? What is
- 9:38Speaker 4: it devolved into? I would love to get the postgame
- 9:41Speaker 4: reaction from from the Pistons.
- 9:43Speaker 1: Because I know there I gotta I gotta read into this.
- 9:47Speaker 1: I know that they had a lot to say after that.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Listens.
- 9:50Speaker 1: I almost want to call my boys from Detroit just
- 9:52Speaker 1: to get this feeling, just just for my own personal
- 9:54Speaker 1: want to what JD. Vickerstaff had to say after that game.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Okay, let me ask you a question. As far as
- 9:59Speaker 2: ugly to watch, is Shay worse than Prime Houston? James Harden?
- 10:05Speaker 2: They're the same in my book, because you remember, Hardon
- 10:10Speaker 2: was sort of the the pioneer of he did that
- 10:14Speaker 2: keep my hands low, rip my hands up?
- 10:16Speaker 1: Once you see the same game.
- 10:17Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, there's no Shae Kills of Alexander's an amazing talent,
- 10:21Speaker 4: a rare talent.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Was very very much score. But that is ridiculous. He
- 10:27Speaker 1: what he doesn't need Victase, he doesn't need the NBA
- 10:31Speaker 1: has helped to be great. He already is great. He's
- 10:33Speaker 1: a great, great player. But you don't you don't need
- 10:38Speaker 1: twenty five free throws. Did you see that there was
- 10:40Speaker 1: a video going around what was their previous game? Do
- 10:43Speaker 1: you know who they played in their previous game. I'm
- 10:45Speaker 1: just spitballing here, but the Knicks. But but he's on
- 10:54Speaker 1: the perimeter, is Shay. He's on the perimeter and he
- 10:58Speaker 1: doesn't get touched, but a foul's call and he does
- 11:00Speaker 1: that at the three point line. He does that when
- 11:02Speaker 1: he shoots that kicked that Ford.
- 11:06Speaker 4: They called him for a push off late in the game.
- 11:08Speaker 4: It was late in regulation and they called it. Actually,
- 11:12Speaker 4: and every.
- 11:12Speaker 1: The world was shocked.
- 11:13Speaker 4: The world stopped spinning on its axe.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Everything stopped. I'm sure he probably stopped spinning on his axes.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Couldn't believe it.
- 11:20Speaker 5: And that was last night, Vic the game was tied
- 11:22Speaker 5: up and he hit a step back three that would
- 11:25Speaker 5: have been a walk off buzzer beater, but instead if
- 11:28Speaker 5: you look at the film. He puts his hands squarely
- 11:31Speaker 5: on the defender's shoulder like it's clear as day.
- 11:34Speaker 4: Nelly, I want you to play the walk off that
- 11:38Speaker 4: was called a foul next to Spencer Jones, when Spencer
- 11:42Speaker 4: Jones got walked off by Shake Gilds Alexander. Show me
- 11:47Speaker 4: the difference between the two because in both cases he
- 11:50Speaker 4: pushes off. Show me Luca. Remember when Luca scored the
- 11:55Speaker 4: walk off against the Nuggets. Yeah, go look at that
- 11:58Speaker 4: and tell me what he's doing on the baseline the
- 12:03Speaker 4: push off. Tell me what he's doing. So this is
- 12:07Speaker 4: the one last night, all right, it's very subtle. You
- 12:10Speaker 4: can't see it until you slow mall it. You can't
- 12:12Speaker 4: see it.
- 12:13Speaker 1: That's the thing. You can't see it in fast motion.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Look at his reaction. Look at his reaction. Oh I can't.
- 12:17Speaker 4: I can't believe it his reaction. But again, you gotta
- 12:20Speaker 4: put it in slow motion. Look at the left hand.
- 12:21Speaker 4: Watch the left hand, Look at it extend. Look at
- 12:24Speaker 4: that pushes the guy out of the way, pushes him
- 12:28Speaker 4: out of the way. Watch your left hand pushes down.
- 12:31Speaker 4: I mean, come on, dude, come on.
- 12:33Speaker 2: You saw that right a shot on his face?
- 12:36Speaker 1: You saw that, right, Aliens landed, Aliens landed. Oh, by
- 12:42Speaker 1: the way, there's so much alien stuff out there right now.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Have you seen? You know, the Spielberg's got a new
- 12:51Speaker 1: alien movie coming.
- 12:52Speaker 2: Out right, Like, is that that gossling one?
- 12:55Speaker 1: No, that's already. This is called Disclosure or something like that.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Gotcha, what's what?
- 13:00Speaker 1: What's with all the alien stuff? Hey, I don't you know,
- 13:04Speaker 1: I don't care about aliens. I don't care about that topic.
- 13:07Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 13:07Speaker 4: But if you gave me an alien ref who came
- 13:09Speaker 4: in and started calling the game properly, I'll take them.
- 13:12Speaker 1: I'm in listen. Yeah, don't don't hire new refs.
- 13:15Speaker 4: Import them from uh exactly important solar system so they're
- 13:20Speaker 4: not infected.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Yes, you know the allure of Shay's game, just see
- 13:24Speaker 1: come in and call it. You know what?
- 13:25Speaker 4: You know what those international refs who called the FOEBA
- 13:28Speaker 4: World Championships, Remember those dudes.
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- 15:12Speaker 2: Let me tell you about James Polk for a second.
- 15:14Speaker 2: So he's eleven president. I have a question for where
- 15:18Speaker 2: did where did you watch that?
- 15:19Speaker 1: Did you watch that? Is that The West by Ken Burns?
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- 15:49Speaker 2: Here, I have a question for you guys, what do
- 15:50Speaker 2: you think of this? So the Lions had a center
- 15:54Speaker 2: named Frank Ragnow that retired because medically he was just
- 15:57Speaker 2: a mess. He he had inoperable things that wouldn't be fixed.
- 16:00Speaker 2: To try to gut it out this last couple years.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Do you remember his worst injury.
- 16:05Speaker 2: Fractured throat is one of the things he had he
- 16:08Speaker 2: played through a fractured throat.
- 16:10Speaker 1: He also ripped a muscle in his butt.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Well that too. If you remember last year the Lions,
- 16:15Speaker 2: he unretired. He was going to come back, but he
- 16:18Speaker 2: had when going through a physical, he didn't know he
- 16:20Speaker 2: had a Grade three hamstring tear.
- 16:24Speaker 1: That's how used to paying that guy is. But what
- 16:28Speaker 1: do you think of this?
- 16:29Speaker 2: Fair or unfair? Because he retired. The Lions, who have
- 16:35Speaker 2: done this to both Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson, had
- 16:38Speaker 2: him pay back his pro rated signing bonus. That's because
- 16:45Speaker 2: he retired early and didn't fulfill the life of the contract.
- 16:48Speaker 2: They said, our precedent goes all the way back to
- 16:50Speaker 2: Barry Sanders. I think the reality is they're not paying
- 16:53Speaker 2: back their money. They're returning our money because they were
- 16:56Speaker 2: paid in advance for services they hadn't completed.
- 17:00Speaker 1: What do you think of that, man? I think each
- 17:04Speaker 1: player is different. But if they're trying to make the
- 17:06Speaker 1: case that everything is.
- 17:07Speaker 4: Equal, you know, obviously obviously most people are going to say,
- 17:11Speaker 4: come on, the guy gave you everything he had.
- 17:14Speaker 1: He sacrificed his body. Dude, if you break your throat
- 17:18Speaker 1: and break your butt playing for a team, broken butt
- 17:22Speaker 1: that's worth something, right, broken throat he had. He has
- 17:25Speaker 1: a big toe problem.
- 17:27Speaker 2: That is, that's the inoperable thing that it can't be fixed.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on one second, and I'm gonna be honest
- 17:33Speaker 1: about this. Your big toe is important. Of all three
- 17:35Speaker 1: of those injuries, broken ass, throat fracture, and a bad
- 17:42Speaker 1: big toe, the big toe's the worst. I'm not even
- 17:45Speaker 1: kidding you, bro. So I do think there's a difference here.
- 17:48Speaker 2: If somebody just goes, hey, you know what, I've had enough,
- 17:51Speaker 2: I'm gonna retire, maybe you can get away with saying, well,
- 17:54Speaker 2: if you just want to enjoy life after this, you
- 17:55Speaker 2: get to pay back some of the money more. Somebody
- 17:58Speaker 2: is Martha Ford?
- 17:59Speaker 1: Is she?
- 17:59Speaker 2: Uh no, it's her daughter. It's turning it now?
- 18:01Speaker 1: What's he's Sheila Hamil Oh that's right, Sheila. I'm sorry Markin.
- 18:05Speaker 1: Is Martha still with us? She is? Oh? God, well,
- 18:07Speaker 1: she's gotta be like ninety nine. Yeah, she's like a
- 18:09Speaker 1: one hundred and two. Uh either way. But they're not
- 18:12Speaker 1: that hard up for the cash, are they?
- 18:14Speaker 2: But no, But they're saying this is a precedent thing.
- 18:17Speaker 2: I will tell you. I think that if somebody is
- 18:19Speaker 2: retiring because they're like, dude, my body doesn't work anymore.
- 18:22Speaker 2: I can't physically do this. I think it's a different
- 18:25Speaker 2: thing to be like, well, then give us back some cash.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's not like you know, you played two
- 18:29Speaker 1: games and then you're on a you know, you're on
- 18:31Speaker 1: a Caribbean island or right, yeah, right, Like dude's got
- 18:35Speaker 1: a broken throat, a broken butt and his totals are work.
- 18:38Speaker 2: So who's another example? Like I know Forstburg continued to
- 18:42Speaker 2: play with his foot problems, but if he's like I
- 18:45Speaker 2: physically can't do it, or Gabe, if Day couldn't come
- 18:48Speaker 2: back from the knee injury and you're tired, and do
- 18:51Speaker 2: you think it would be fair for the Avs to
- 18:52Speaker 2: be like, you owe us some of the signing bo
- 18:55Speaker 2: got it?
- 18:55Speaker 1: Check? Bro? Come on, I'm honestly, I'm I know. I No,
- 19:00Speaker 1: I wouldn't. No.
- 19:01Speaker 2: I think that's silly.
- 19:02Speaker 1: Because the bonus is it's it's basically a gesture of
- 19:05Speaker 1: goodwill that you're you know, we're paying you because you're
- 19:09Speaker 1: gonna sign with our team. We know you're gonna represent
- 19:11Speaker 1: all of our interest. I mean that's in my mind anyway, Really,
- 19:15Speaker 1: what it is it's a way to pay you some
- 19:16Speaker 1: extra break.
- 19:17Speaker 4: You know that news gets around in every sport, right
- 19:19Speaker 4: the class the organizations, the ones that treat their players.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Well, that gets around it around yep, and the ones
- 19:25Speaker 1: that don't you.
- 19:26Speaker 4: Hear about it, and a lot of a lot of
- 19:29Speaker 4: these organizations have reputations like this.
- 19:32Speaker 1: The Cincinnati Bengals have this reputation.
- 19:34Speaker 2: Detroit with two of their best players in franchise history,
- 19:38Speaker 2: and Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson, they both like stayed
- 19:41Speaker 2: away from the organization because of this thing for years
- 19:44Speaker 2: before being kind of forgetting about it or whatever he can.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Does it make you as a Lions fan? Does it
- 19:52Speaker 1: make you think differently about just win baby at the
- 19:57Speaker 1: end of the day, take that Yeah, that money back
- 20:00Speaker 1: and signed somebody else, just at the end of the day.
- 20:02Speaker 1: You know what, at least you're honest at the end
- 20:04Speaker 1: of the day.
- 20:05Speaker 4: That's not going through your system when you're watching the
- 20:08Speaker 4: fourth quarter of a Lion Packers game.
- 20:10Speaker 2: I don't think they should do it, but I mean,
- 20:12Speaker 2: just give me a winning product. By the way, here's
- 20:14Speaker 2: another example, just quickly before we move on, if the
- 20:18Speaker 2: Rockies asked Chris Bryant fair, unfair, This is an injury problem.
- 20:23Speaker 1: Well for injury, and then me ask you, don't you
- 20:26Speaker 1: think they've asked.
- 20:27Speaker 2: Him, Well, here's the difference. They'd be dumb not to
- 20:32Speaker 2: I'm sure they've asked. Chris Bryant didn't retire. He's still
- 20:35Speaker 2: under contract and still technically playing.
- 20:38Speaker 4: Well.
- 20:38Speaker 6: The reason the.
- 20:41Speaker 2: Reason he hasn't retired is because of this that much
- 20:44Speaker 2: assuming yeah, but.
- 20:45Speaker 1: He was old seven dollars he'd retire VIC. Every cent
- 20:49Speaker 1: of that contract, though, is guaranteed. Thus why he's not retiring.
- 20:56Speaker 4: If he were to announce his retirement, he would not
- 20:59Speaker 4: get the money.
- 21:00Speaker 1: That's so this is not well it's insured. I mean
- 21:04Speaker 1: how much of it is? Do you know if it
- 21:06Speaker 1: were insured, he might retire? How do you know it's
- 21:09Speaker 1: in sure? Well? I mean, I think every big baseball
- 21:11Speaker 1: contract isn't short? Is it not? Peter Schaeffer? Where's our superagent?
- 21:16Speaker 1: Where is he? Have you talked to Molly?
- 21:18Speaker 4: I don't know how he would have insight to a
- 21:21Speaker 4: baseball deal done between the Rockies at Chris Bryant, I don't.
- 21:26Speaker 1: I don't think it's insured the whole thing. I'm texting
- 21:30Speaker 1: him no way, no, well, maybe not the entire thing.
- 21:33Speaker 1: But okay, otherwise it'd be a done deal. Well as
- 21:36Speaker 1: you do that.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Here's another thing, speaking of odd situations between a team,
- 21:42Speaker 2: did you guys see that Brown's owner Jimmy Haslam told
- 21:44Speaker 2: reporters that Deshaun Watson has a great chance to be
- 21:47Speaker 2: Cleveland's starting quarterback. And this also is tied to a
- 21:52Speaker 2: large sum of money. I understand, like, if they didn't
- 21:55Speaker 2: owe Deshaun Watson any cash, he's probably not still on
- 21:58Speaker 2: that roster.
- 21:59Speaker 1: But this goes back to a question I've asked for
- 22:01Speaker 1: a long time.
- 22:03Speaker 2: When you're paying somebody a big contract but he's not
- 22:07Speaker 2: good enough, why do people feel as if there is
- 22:12Speaker 2: an obligation to play that guy just because you're paying
- 22:15Speaker 2: him money. If you're paying him regardless, you gotta play
- 22:19Speaker 2: the guy who's the best. But let me let me
- 22:23Speaker 2: put this to you. In twenty twenty, Deshaun Watson had
- 22:27Speaker 2: a thirty three touchdown seven interception season for the Houston Texans.
- 22:31Speaker 2: He did not play in twenty twenty one, and since
- 22:34Speaker 2: then has a grand total of twenty one touchdowns.
- 22:38Speaker 1: In twelve picks.
- 22:42Speaker 2: How can there be any feeling, like, truly think about
- 22:44Speaker 2: this that Deshaun Watson, who is now going to be
- 22:48Speaker 2: six years removed from his last quote, good season is
- 22:52Speaker 2: gonna be good now? And are you just playing him
- 22:57Speaker 2: or saying this because you're like, I'm paying the guy anyway, Well,
- 23:00Speaker 2: there was Brett.
- 23:01Speaker 1: There was a time. How old is he now? Twenty?
- 23:04Speaker 1: He's thirty thirty, that's amazing. He's thirty years old.
- 23:07Speaker 2: His last good season he was twenty four.
- 23:09Speaker 1: All of the stuff aside, all of the stuff aside,
- 23:12Speaker 1: it's not good, but all the stuff aside, there was
- 23:16Speaker 1: a time when he was a good player, a really
- 23:18Speaker 1: good player, and he was held in high high regard,
- 23:21Speaker 1: highest team, high regard. Everybody loved him. So it's in
- 23:25Speaker 1: there somewhere, Brett. I don't know where it is. It's
- 23:27Speaker 1: in there somewhere. He's only he's only thirty.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know if it is anymore.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Don't you wish you could go back to thirty with
- 23:33Speaker 1: your body? Sure, he's only.
- 23:36Speaker 2: Thirty, but moj he's played since then, and he's been bad.
- 23:44Speaker 1: He's been yeah, and he's also been banged up. He's
- 23:47Speaker 1: also been mentally fried. Well that too. I don't care
- 23:51Speaker 1: about the Browns. Screw them. The whole franchise folds. I
- 23:54Speaker 1: have they never, if they never, if the Cleveland Browns
- 23:57Speaker 1: never win another game again, from now until the end
- 24:00Speaker 1: of time, it's not going to affect my life one iota.
- 24:02Speaker 4: I have a question for you guys, because Sean Payton
- 24:05Speaker 4: is scheduled to meet with the media here in about
- 24:07Speaker 4: thirty minutes at the owners meetings. Yeah, and a lot
- 24:10Speaker 4: of questions obviously will come his way about the roster,
- 24:13Speaker 4: Jalen Waddle, the running back room, not calling plays anymore,
- 24:17Speaker 4: all that stuff. But I'm looking at a picture that
- 24:21Speaker 4: Troy Rank just fired off on X and these are
- 24:26Speaker 4: those circular table. Sean Payton has his name plate in
- 24:29Speaker 4: the middle of it, and around there are seats, you know,
- 24:32Speaker 4: like everybody's gonna sit there and interview them. And none
- 24:35Speaker 4: of the reporters are there. But instead of the reporters,
- 24:38Speaker 4: they scribble down their names on sheets of paper and
- 24:41Speaker 4: sort of used it as a landmark. This is where
- 24:43Speaker 4: I'm going to be sitting, this is where I'm going
- 24:45Speaker 4: to And they place those sheets of papers to sort
- 24:47Speaker 4: of reserve their spots on the table. Yeah, I'm going
- 24:51Speaker 4: to tell you right now.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, what No, So Sean
- 24:54Speaker 1: Payton's name is there?
- 24:55Speaker 2: No, I'm looking at right here.
- 24:57Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, Mike Cliss's name is there.
- 24:59Speaker 4: All the the reporters from never have their name plates
- 25:02Speaker 4: out on where these are my reserve spots.
- 25:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something right now.
- 25:09Speaker 4: If I if I walked onto that table and I
- 25:12Speaker 4: saw all those names there, I would wipe the names off.
- 25:16Speaker 1: I would take a seat.
- 25:17Speaker 2: And that's say, oh well, yeah, this isn't held up
- 25:22Speaker 2: by it was this third grade?
- 25:24Speaker 1: No, it does feel very like middle school.
- 25:28Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this is where I sit.
- 25:33Speaker 4: It's a reserve, a spot by putting your name on
- 25:36Speaker 4: a piece of paper.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Oh, Vic, how did it? What is this? How did
- 25:38Speaker 1: it work in your household? When you're the you're going
- 25:42Speaker 1: with your dad to the store and all the brothers go,
- 25:44Speaker 1: do you call shotgun? Whoever calls shotgun first gets drug? Shotgun?
- 25:47Speaker 1: That's one thing. Let me tell you how. That's one thing.
- 25:50Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I'm asking you when you were
- 25:51Speaker 1: a kid. How obviously as a kid, that's how it works, shotgun.
- 25:53Speaker 4: When I was at the All Star game, just now
- 25:55Speaker 4: you know, and you're waiting, right, you're waiting for Joker
- 25:58Speaker 4: Jamal de arrive and everybody starts assembly.
- 26:01Speaker 1: Here's what you do.
- 26:02Speaker 4: You stand there for half an hour and you sort
- 26:05Speaker 4: of box out your position and you wait.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Yeah, like a normal human. I didn't take out a
- 26:09Speaker 1: piece of paper and say this is nice spot. I mean,
- 26:12Speaker 1: as an adult, you don't call shotgun. That's it.
- 26:17Speaker 4: It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm sorry, I
- 26:18Speaker 4: hate to call out my fellow reporters. That's a dumbest
- 26:22Speaker 4: thing I think I've ever seen.
- 26:24Speaker 2: So we await Sean Payton speaking to the media here
- 26:28Speaker 2: George Peyton's book yesterday.
- 26:30Speaker 1: This is what he said about the running back real
- 26:31Speaker 1: we are we like the backs. R J's is gonna
- 26:34Speaker 1: keep getting better.
- 26:35Speaker 7: But you have twelve touchdowns, explosive play, I mean, explosive
- 26:38Speaker 7: receiver out of the backfield matchup problem. He's gonna get
- 26:42Speaker 7: better as a runner. He got better as the ear
- 26:43Speaker 7: went on. Then you got Bidet, you got Jalil, We've
- 26:46Speaker 7: got Cody Schrader. We like, we're gonna be looking in
- 26:48Speaker 7: the draft. We're gonna be looking after the draft. We're
- 26:50Speaker 7: always looking. I mean, we didn't sign JK till what
- 26:53Speaker 7: may or June last year. So we feel good with
- 26:55Speaker 7: where we're at right now. I mean last year at
- 26:57Speaker 7: this time, we didn't have JK and we didn't have
- 26:59Speaker 7: our and you know, we were we were okay, you know,
- 27:03Speaker 7: so we're gonna be fine.
- 27:04Speaker 1: They're never going to say that they.
- 27:06Speaker 2: Feel bad about a certain position because you don't want
- 27:09Speaker 2: to offend the people that are on the roster. But
- 27:11Speaker 2: I think one thing's pretty clear because they said that
- 27:13Speaker 2: they were going to do something with the running backs
- 27:15Speaker 2: in the offseason, and that didn't sound to me like
- 27:18Speaker 2: we're bringing back JK. Dobbins. They would have said that.
- 27:22Speaker 2: So if they're looking in the draft for a running back,
- 27:23Speaker 2: and I know people love the the Mike Washington kid,
- 27:27Speaker 2: the big six foot three ran a four to three
- 27:29Speaker 2: running back, I know that a large portion of finding
- 27:35Speaker 2: another back is finding insurance for JK. Dobbins in case
- 27:39Speaker 2: he can't stay healthy. That's a given. Is more about
- 27:45Speaker 2: maybe a lack of trust in R. J. Harvey, Like
- 27:48Speaker 2: if ARJ. Harvey went out there and averaged five yards
- 27:50Speaker 2: to carry, just like JK Dobbins, is this as much
- 27:53Speaker 2: of like a priority for them.
- 27:55Speaker 1: Because they're not going to quit on RJ. Harvey.
- 27:57Speaker 4: I think they quit. I think it's an insurance policy.
- 28:00Speaker 4: You can never have a room enough. You know, Listen
- 28:04Speaker 4: every draft. I think if you have all your draft picks,
- 28:08Speaker 4: you should take a shot at a position that you
- 28:10Speaker 4: have plenty of. Like, what's wrong with drafting a quarterback
- 28:13Speaker 4: every draft?
- 28:16Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about every draft for a quarterback.
- 28:18Speaker 4: If you have a disposable pick, I'm good at a
- 28:22Speaker 4: position and you think a guy can play.
- 28:25Speaker 1: If you think a guy could play, I mean, what.
- 28:28Speaker 4: If you end up like San Francisco the very last
- 28:30Speaker 4: pick in the draft.
- 28:31Speaker 2: They took a shot worked up. So I get it,
- 28:34Speaker 2: I get it. I guess what I'm getting at here
- 28:36Speaker 2: is the way that they've discussed the running back room
- 28:42Speaker 2: is something you know. We talked to Leg Bold about it,
- 28:44Speaker 2: and I disagree with Legwold on this, even though he
- 28:47Speaker 2: knows more about football than I'll ever know. But when
- 28:50Speaker 2: we brought up R J. Harvey to him a few
- 28:52Speaker 2: weeks back, he goes, well, they looked at him and
- 28:54Speaker 2: h en Or Travis etn. And said, why would I
- 28:57Speaker 2: pay somebody twelve million bucks a year who had the
- 29:01Speaker 2: same amount of touchdowns as RJ. Harvey? I was like, Okay,
- 29:04Speaker 2: touchdowns are one thing. They are important. I get that,
- 29:06Speaker 2: But I think the bigger detailed RJ. Harvey is three
- 29:09Speaker 2: point seven yards per carry, which is not acceptable. Like
- 29:12Speaker 2: that can't happen.
- 29:13Speaker 1: You could tuck yourselves in anything.
- 29:14Speaker 4: I look at production, I look at what you've done,
- 29:17Speaker 4: and I still go back to that AFC Championship game.
- 29:20Speaker 1: If you had a bigger back, a bigger bodied.
- 29:23Speaker 4: Back, would that have made a difference or was it
- 29:26Speaker 4: all upfront on the line. If you had I don't know,
- 29:29Speaker 4: name a player, name a vic vic.
- 29:32Speaker 1: I don't have to be talked into a six to
- 29:34Speaker 1: three two and two hundred and thirty pounds running back
- 29:39Speaker 1: if he's got the football instincts of a hippopotamus. If
- 29:43Speaker 1: you had six three two thirty, who can run it?
- 29:46Speaker 1: You say, have four to three forty. I know he
- 29:48Speaker 1: played for Arkansas and they're kind of a drag of
- 29:50Speaker 1: the SEC. But I'm just saying that that's enticing. I'm
- 29:54Speaker 1: going to give you this circumstances.
- 29:56Speaker 4: You have the ball on the thirty three yard line.
- 30:01Speaker 4: There you're wait, they're thirty three. You have the ball
- 30:05Speaker 4: on the thirty three Yeah, down by three and you're
- 30:11Speaker 4: going backwards.
- 30:12Speaker 1: Are you going to do this to yourself all off season? Well,
- 30:15Speaker 1: I'm asking you.
- 30:16Speaker 4: It sounds like you are if you had a bigger back,
- 30:19Speaker 4: would that have made a difference? I'm asking you? Or
- 30:21Speaker 4: am I just completely?
- 30:23Speaker 1: I think it might have made a difference. Vicka, who
- 30:25Speaker 1: will know? I mean, the snow was crap. Everything was crap.
- 30:28Speaker 2: I don't know if it has to be bigger, just better.
- 30:33Speaker 2: You don't have to be six.
- 30:35Speaker 1: First play call, the first play call was a run
- 30:37Speaker 1: to the right.
- 30:38Speaker 4: The entire right side of the offensive line collapsed, if
- 30:40Speaker 4: you remember, it collapsed, and they lost five yards on
- 30:45Speaker 4: the carry minus five on the first carry.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Huh, that's a run play minus five? Right? Does the
- 30:51Speaker 1: back make a difference.
- 30:53Speaker 2: The back, Yes, it back makes a difference. It's it's
- 30:56Speaker 2: just to me, it's like it could be a bigger back,
- 30:59Speaker 2: or it could be her.
- 31:02Speaker 1: We've moved on to Cincinnati.
- 31:04Speaker 2: It's a ticket Tuesday again. Your keyword for this hour
- 31:06Speaker 2: is looney l O O N I E S. You're
- 31:11Speaker 2: text setting your first and last name to three oh
- 31:12Speaker 2: three five O four O nine two five.
- 31:14Speaker 1: Do you know why they call it a looney brut
- 31:16Speaker 1: because the loons. What do you mean about that moving bird?
- 31:20Speaker 1: What about it?
- 31:22Speaker 2: Most the loons are in Canada.
- 31:25Speaker 1: There's a there's a loon on the coin. So I'm
- 31:28Speaker 1: right again. You you're just throwing stuff into a fan. Yeah.
- 31:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm chucking some really good darts.
- 31:35Speaker 1: Then, because I'm nailing it, let the brittle haired, white
- 31:38Speaker 1: haired guy explain that's you. Oh he's not talking about
- 31:46Speaker 1: right back after this. Oh. By the way, stories around
- 31:49Speaker 1: sports and the.
- 31:50Speaker 2: World that we feel like you should be aware of. Uh,
- 31:54Speaker 2: stop me. If you've heard this one before, you can
- 32:00Speaker 2: which hit the game winner over duke in one of
- 32:03Speaker 2: the craziest endings to an Elite Gateaugh Elite eight game.
- 32:10Speaker 1: We're just trying to do a radio show here, Elite eight.
- 32:15Speaker 1: If you don't spit it out, then we can't do
- 32:17Speaker 1: the show.
- 32:17Speaker 4: I mean, my goodness, how are we supposed to do
- 32:20Speaker 4: a show?
- 32:21Speaker 1: Freaking laborious.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Yukon fan was so excited he jumped for joy and
- 32:29Speaker 2: did what more.
- 32:31Speaker 1: His a chilling awesome.
- 32:33Speaker 2: He got about a full two seconds of joy before
- 32:35Speaker 2: having to go to the doctor to get that thing
- 32:37Speaker 2: taken care of. I gotta know, by the way, story
- 32:40Speaker 2: we're familiar with around here, Go ahead day.
- 32:43Speaker 4: We spent half an hour at the end of yesterday's
- 32:45Speaker 4: show waxing on about the head butt that we saw
- 32:49Speaker 4: on video. We asked Ai about it. We played it
- 32:54Speaker 4: time and time again, wondering what happened there, the alleged headbut.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Between Danny Hurley and the referee. The referee was asked
- 33:01Speaker 1: about the alleged head button.
- 33:03Speaker 4: He said, what are you talking about? Nothing happened. I
- 33:06Speaker 4: walked off the court. We looked at each other in
- 33:08Speaker 4: the eye.
- 33:09Speaker 1: The referees acknowledges nothing.
- 33:11Speaker 4: He said, I have no idea what you're talking about,
- 33:14Speaker 4: what you're referring to.
- 33:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm by it.
- 33:16Speaker 1: You think it's all just a conspiracy.
- 33:19Speaker 2: I think, well, what is he gonna say?
- 33:21Speaker 1: I'm just telling you what, Maurice. I'm telling you what
- 33:24Speaker 1: the referee said. I watched the video.
- 33:26Speaker 2: I don't care what the ref says. I have never
- 33:29Speaker 2: seen a coach do that to a ref without there
- 33:32Speaker 2: being some sort of problem. Did that look like a
- 33:36Speaker 2: happy interaction between two guys right there as they walked
- 33:39Speaker 2: off the court.
- 33:40Speaker 1: So you so.
- 33:41Speaker 4: You're alleging that the referee is holding something back.
- 33:46Speaker 1: I'm alleging that Dan Hurley should be kicked out of
- 33:48Speaker 1: Hohops forever. That's what I allegend, my allegation.
- 33:51Speaker 2: Yes, I mean Vic again, I've watched the video one
- 33:56Speaker 2: hundred times.
- 33:57Speaker 1: He can tell me there was nothing to it.
- 33:59Speaker 2: All he want I saw the look in that psychopath's eyes.
- 34:03Speaker 1: Okay, there was something to it. Now, maybe he didn't
- 34:07Speaker 1: say anything. He didn't, He just stared at him.
- 34:10Speaker 2: I have never ever done that to any other human
- 34:14Speaker 2: being in my life without there being some sort of problem.
- 34:17Speaker 4: So the referee publicly acknowledging that nothing happened is not
- 34:22Speaker 4: enough for you.
- 34:25Speaker 1: That is you and Raj yesterday. Dude, it's the same thing.
- 34:29Speaker 1: Guess what, Vic, this second Raj did that to you.
- 34:32Speaker 2: You recoiled about two feet backwards because it was so uncomfortable.
- 34:38Speaker 1: He tried to kiss me. I mean, who hasn't though, right?
- 34:45Speaker 1: Oh uh, here's an Oh.
- 34:47Speaker 2: By the way, I remember as a child in school
- 34:53Speaker 2: learning about our trip to the Moon and how big
- 34:57Speaker 2: that was and how big a deal it was. Nobody
- 34:59Speaker 2: was freaking. Now we're trying to send astronauts like we're
- 35:03Speaker 2: going to send astronauts back to the Moon for the
- 35:05Speaker 2: first time in fifty years and nobody seems to care.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean I know all about it. Their
- 35:09Speaker 1: mission has been delayed and delayed and delayed. Why isn't
- 35:13Speaker 1: this like front page news? What are we doing there?
- 35:18Speaker 1: We've already been there. What else do we get to see?
- 35:21Speaker 2: I think it's to prove all the skeptics wrong that
- 35:24Speaker 2: don't think we can get to the moon. Maybe that's it.
- 35:27Speaker 4: What I'll tell you what wouldn't it be great? Like
- 35:30Speaker 4: someone says, what would you do if you went to
- 35:32Speaker 4: the moon, I'll tell you exactly what I'd do. Can
- 35:34Speaker 4: you imagine the dunk coops you could play on the moon?
- 35:36Speaker 1: Dude? No, I'd take my driver. Dude, I would hit
- 35:41Speaker 1: like eight hundred yard bombs. No, I you have to
- 35:45Speaker 1: go farther than eight hundred yards, wouldn't dude, It wouldn't stop.
- 35:48Speaker 2: So I'm saying I'm hitting an infinite drive pure So anyway,
- 35:56Speaker 2: I just think, you know what big big story about it?
- 35:59Speaker 2: Did we go to the moon or not? We're trying
- 36:00Speaker 2: to send people back to the moon. And everybody's like, yeah, whatever,
- 36:03Speaker 2: old news.
- 36:04Speaker 1: That's been there before. Hey, speaking of you know this?
- 36:09Speaker 1: For some reason, Maybe it's my timeline, Maybe it's my algorithm.
- 36:13Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but aliens have become
- 36:15Speaker 1: a big deal. This is second time this morning. You've
- 36:20Speaker 1: brought this in the second Yeah, and this this just
- 36:22Speaker 1: showed up to me too all of a sudden. The
- 36:25Speaker 1: city of New York, or the state of New York,
- 36:27Speaker 1: but also the city has become the third highest hot
- 36:31Speaker 1: spot for alien abductions in the US. By the way,
- 36:36Speaker 1: Alien National Alien Abduction Day was on March twentieth. What
- 36:45Speaker 1: if somebody, if if any member of this show was
- 36:49Speaker 1: going to get abducted, who would it be? Uh? You first?
- 36:54Speaker 1: No chance, for sure, It'd be like they'd be like,
- 36:57Speaker 1: what the hell is that thing? The greeting Earth things?
- 36:59Speaker 1: Bring your flute and come with us. Nelly, you've been nominated.
- 37:04Speaker 5: They go, Hey, you want to check out the engine
- 37:06Speaker 5: we got on the spaceship. Check out what sound it makes?
- 37:08Speaker 1: Sure you're gone?
- 37:13Speaker 2: How's this one? I'm gonna clean this up as well
- 37:15Speaker 2: as I can. But this is an unbelievable story from
- 37:17Speaker 2: Sky News. A woman who had been with i'll say
- 37:22Speaker 2: identical twins separately but within a four day span of
- 37:29Speaker 2: each other, has been told by a panel of judges
- 37:34Speaker 2: that it is not possible to identify which is the
- 37:37Speaker 2: father of her child, like even a DNA test, they said,
- 37:44Speaker 2: it is impossible to figure out which one is the
- 37:48Speaker 2: actual father.
- 37:51Speaker 1: There's some co parenting gonna go on there. The next
- 37:54Speaker 1: question is how does that get handled? Well, I can write,
- 37:58Speaker 1: I can write a if you want talk real talk headline.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, don't whisper it to me.
- 38:08Speaker 2: You can't do it.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Radio, Just tell us what you said. I can't. I can't.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Can I say that?
- 38:15Speaker 3: Sure?
- 38:16Speaker 1: Mooshka say man in less and less time out? Unless
- 38:26Speaker 1: it might I take that back? What if the judge
- 38:28Speaker 1: it all right, let's bring the skake in. Let me
- 38:31Speaker 1: that's let me take it back.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Imagine this, Imagine you and Adelio are identical twins and
- 38:36Speaker 2: this this is going down. How are you guys going
- 38:39Speaker 2: to handle the who's the father question? The Mary Polvit's
- 38:42Speaker 2: question of this?
- 38:43Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Well, here's the thing, though,
- 38:45Speaker 1: maybe it's not her fault. Maybe she's with one of
- 38:49Speaker 1: the guys and the other guy, if they're really identical
- 38:52Speaker 1: posed as well, then that means in prison. You can't
- 38:56Speaker 1: do that. You go to jail for that. That's an
- 38:59Speaker 1: assault of it's gotta be yeah, yeah, uh false advertisement.
- 39:04Speaker 1: At a minimum, this cannot be the first time in
- 39:07Speaker 1: history this has happened. It cannot be. I would bet.
- 39:12Speaker 1: I would bet the odds of that happening are better
- 39:15Speaker 1: than throwing a perfect game.
- 39:16Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to I was gonna toss an Nelly,
- 39:19Speaker 2: but it looks like he's on the phone right now,
- 39:20Speaker 2: so we can wait. Oh, by the way, the NFL
- 39:26Speaker 2: is announcing the expansion of their Global markets program. I'm
- 39:29Speaker 2: trying to figure out what does this mean? This is
- 39:33Speaker 2: marketing rights? Is that what it is for across the world.
- 39:36Speaker 4: Yes, several teams have marketing rights in several regions, Like
- 39:40Speaker 4: the Broncos have marketing rights in Mexico. So too do
- 39:43Speaker 4: the Dallas Cowboys and the Arizona Cardinals. So you can
- 39:45Speaker 4: have multiple teams with marketing rights in different regions.
- 39:49Speaker 1: But just because I saw that that thin where these
- 39:51Speaker 1: teams are, that where the fan bases are based or whatever.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Just because we're closest to Mexico doesn't mean we can't
- 39:58Speaker 1: have Broncos fans and USh Israelia and in of course
- 40:02Speaker 1: or the territorial marketing rights has nothing to do. But
- 40:06Speaker 1: I saw the Philadelphia Eagles get all of Ghana. Like
- 40:09Speaker 1: the country of Ghana. You only get eagles and that's it.
- 40:13Speaker 2: Like the Browns gets the Browns have Nigeria. The Italians,
- 40:18Speaker 2: VIC are the Browns and the Saints.
- 40:21Speaker 1: What the hell would the Italians be interested in Cleveland? Vic,
- 40:24Speaker 1: I've got to I've got a meme to send you.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Did you see the guy loading the pasta into the
- 40:28Speaker 1: thing and the chef loading the pasta into like you're
- 40:31Speaker 1: you're now a Browns fan and he's got the clip
- 40:33Speaker 1: and the I understand.
- 40:34Speaker 4: New Orleans Orleans is a huge Italian community back in
- 40:38Speaker 4: the day. Huge really, Oh yeah, they went there for
- 40:44Speaker 4: the port, they went there for the It was I mean,
- 40:47Speaker 4: it was overrun with Italians.
- 40:51Speaker 1: I can understand that one.
- 40:52Speaker 2: So yeah, Japan being l a I suppose makes sense.
- 40:59Speaker 2: So it's Japan and Shine and oh so by themselves.
- 41:03Speaker 1: What about the Chargers, what do they get? Greece are
- 41:07Speaker 1: the only Greek You're kidding me. So if you're if
- 41:10Speaker 1: you live in Greece, you have to be a Chargers fan.
- 41:12Speaker 2: Well you're I guess you're marketed to that's all I
- 41:15Speaker 2: want to be a Sorry, Chargers the only country the
- 41:18Speaker 2: chargers have is grease. That's it.
- 41:21Speaker 1: That's all they get.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Uh, Nelly, you got one on the way out for us.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 41:24Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, if you saw this over the weekend,
- 41:26Speaker 5: Iowa and Illinois facing off in the Elite eight seven
- 41:30Speaker 5: minutes forty three seconds left in the first half, the
- 41:34Speaker 5: buzzer the horn got stuck on. It was just permanently
- 41:38Speaker 5: on all the time and it would not shut off
- 41:41Speaker 5: eleven minutes. And if you were watching on TV, this
- 41:44Speaker 5: is what it sounded like.
- 41:45Speaker 6: I forgot a horn issue and there's nothing more painful
- 41:49Speaker 6: than that.
- 41:50Speaker 1: Surely there's a way to unplug this. Surely there's a
- 41:53Speaker 1: horn expert somewhere in this building.
- 41:56Speaker 6: Well, this is where the players. You have got to
- 41:58Speaker 6: mentally stay locked.
- 42:00Speaker 1: You have.
- 42:01Speaker 6: It is a weird time on the floor, and it's
- 42:04Speaker 6: it's unexpected, but you've got to stay loose and you've
- 42:07Speaker 6: got to be ready that when we finally do turn
- 42:09Speaker 6: this thing off, that we can get back to playing
- 42:11Speaker 6: at a high level.
- 42:12Speaker 1: That's right. Cover your ears, hide your eyes. The horn
- 42:16Speaker 1: will not shut off.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Is there anybody better than Kevin Harlan for stupid moments
- 42:21Speaker 2: like that in the middle of no Way.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Surely there's a horn expert somewhere in this building. He
- 42:25Speaker 1: is not incorrect. That's happened before. Goal horns have gotten
- 42:30Speaker 1: stuck on. You're like you it's a separate system, right, Rather,
- 42:34Speaker 1: it's it's ridiculous. Give me your best guess.
- 42:36Speaker 2: By the way, a three hundred yard drive on the Moon,
- 42:42Speaker 2: how far does that go?
- 42:44Speaker 1: I'd say, well, how much of the Moon has what
- 42:47Speaker 1: a fourth of the.
- 42:48Speaker 4: Earth's gravity, The gravitational pool is substantially less on the Moon.
- 42:52Speaker 1: I'd say nine hundred yard drive.
- 42:55Speaker 4: If the yard drive, if mojits is typical, flared out
- 42:58Speaker 4: to the right and four forty five yard drive, it
- 43:02Speaker 4: would probably travel nine hundred yards on the Moon.
- 43:05Speaker 2: A three hundred yard drive would go anywhere from two
- 43:10Speaker 2: point five to three point four miles. You're talking eighteen
- 43:15Speaker 2: hundred yards, I.
- 43:18Speaker 1: Mean, just heightened bomb. You gotta challenge somebody more to
- 43:21Speaker 1: a long drive contest. And now you can't. You can't
- 43:26Speaker 1: specify where, time frame, nor where, And then you've got
- 43:30Speaker 1: to find your way to the friggin Moon.
- 43:33Speaker 2: Due to lack of air fraction lower gravity, the flight
- 43:35Speaker 2: time for a long drive might be over seventy seconds.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Before it hit that's awesome. You know remember Tin Cup
- 43:41Speaker 1: where Don Johnson turns out the door and hits it
- 43:43Speaker 1: down the street. Right, Yeah, smart stuff like that.
- 43:48Speaker 2: So during Apalla fourteen, Alan Shepherd hit two golf balls
- 43:51Speaker 2: with a six iron. While he claimed they went miles
- 43:53Speaker 2: and analysis suggests they went about twenty four and forty yards, respectively.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Do the difficulty of swinging in the spacesuit.
- 44:02Speaker 1: You're in a spacesuit picks a six iron? By the way,
- 44:05Speaker 1: would you a ridiculous give me a six iron?
- 44:08Speaker 2: VI?
- 44:09Speaker 1: Would you, as your last thing on Earth, get out,
- 44:13Speaker 1: hold your breath, get out of your spacesuit and crank one,
- 44:17Speaker 1: just to say, I hit it to my mouth and die.
- 44:20Speaker 1: Leave me on the freaking moon. Leave me on the moon.