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Get Funky & Cinnabon Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.5.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. 50 Cent reacts to Judge Mindy S. Glazer
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  telling Rick Ross she has no idea who he is.
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  Judges don't know that full LOL book is stupid
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  -ish. Yeah, that had to be pretty embarrassing
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  for Rick Ross, and here he is laughing about
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  it. I am totally innocent of the fabricated allegations
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  made against myself. I'm innocent. Why is he
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  driving while it's raining out? What an idiot.
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  He doesn't seem like the brightest bulb. Can't
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  look like I will. Nah, what a hooker. I burned
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  a bridge, I'm a girl. After we discussed in that
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  video we just released. Do it one time. You know
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  what's funny? 50 Cent said he had like no record
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  sales, but he had like a million or two streams
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  on each side. They weren't bad. It was your typical
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  Rick Razy in the club. It's out right now. It
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  was just released. DJ Nasty, Young Breed, of
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  course. The Boat, Ricky Rosé. Yay! Talking in
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  third person like a narcissist. What are you
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  doing? High -wise, yeah. Fatness. Whatever, dude.
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  You're a weird guy, man. Rick Reggie. Very strange.
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  You're like, what the hell is wrong with you,
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  dude? About an ass kisser. 100%. I probably didn't
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  see you strangle your girl. Close music. Posting
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  dad. Fabricated allegations. Catherine it is.
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  Or the princess of Wales. I apologize. Kylie
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  Kelsey is making sure she doesn't get flagged
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  for royal foul play. Yeah, this other royal family
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  is out of control. That family acts like their
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  shit don't stank. Well, we all know it's absolutely
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  awful. They probably eat funky food. And they're
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  just the freaking worst. And this whole family
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  bowing down to them makes me sick. Week after
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  inviting Kate Middleton on her Not Gonna Lie
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  podcast, Kylie is correcting a small royal misstep.
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  Oh, did she call her the wrong name? They don't
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  even do anything. At least like an elected politician
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  does something. All they do is they're born into
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  money. And we all know Prince Kate always wanted
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  to marry a rich, famous guy. and she got it.
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  That's not something you want to bow down to.
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  If anything, it makes women look like cloud chasers.
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  The 34 -year -old reveals on her October 1st
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  episode that she learned that referring to the
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  Princess of Wales as Princess Kate wasn't the
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  proper way to address her. Oh, it's not the proper
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  pronoun. Shut your ass. Who cares? They're a
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  bunch of losers. God, you know, freaking Kylie,
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  the Philly girl and her. Whatever she said on
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  air, she feels the opposite. She's probably like,
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  oh, shut up, bitch. Now I know that. Now I will
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  proceed accordingly. I will proceed by saying
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  this. I'll say it for you, Kylie. The royal family
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  is a bunch of freaking creeps. They're the absolute
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  worst. They think they're better than us, but
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  they're losers, okay? I don't care. The problem
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  is you got Prince William being friends with
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  your sister -in -law, you know, so you got to
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  kiss their ass. I'm so glad I'm single and I
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  got no attachments. I could say whatever. I apologize
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  for the mistake. Oh, we are so ripped as a society.
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  And while the royal is widely known as Kate Middleton
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  after her husband, Prince William. That friggin'
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  douche. With whom she - Go to a dentist. He shares
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  kids, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and
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  Prince Louis. Famously referred to her as Kate
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  in the couple's first interview together. Oh
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  no, you call them by their name. In 2010. Whatever,
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  Dad. Jesus Christ. What's going on here? What's
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  going on, Kylie? I would like to refer to people
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  in the most respectful way. I'm going to refer
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  to you as a girl that's whipped. I will get that
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  sorted immediately. Oh, my God. We're doomed
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  as a society. They must just be laughing at us
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  over in Britain, you know. This headline was
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  weird. Gypsy Rose Blanchard's former fiancé has
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  died. The life after lockup starts. Yeah, are
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  we going to pretend like she didn't do something
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  to make this happen? We all know she's an evil,
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  crazy broad. She was absolutely, positively out
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  of control. And they need to look into any type
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  of a toxicology report. Anything. It's crazy.
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  His boyfriend, Ken Urker, passed away in Louisiana
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  October 1st. Yeah, from a suicide, just like
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  Jeffrey Epstein. Before sheriff's office confirms
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  to E! News. I'm telling you, if she wasn't who
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  she was, this dirty, rotten piece of garbage
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  and all this Gypsy Rose Blanchard, I would maybe
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  think she's innocent. But the fact that we know
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  a lot about her, she ain't innocent. Saying we
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  were notified about this at 6 .15 p .m. Central
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  Time and responded. And she knew about it at
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  6 .13 because she was probably involved. He was
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  found dead upon arrival. Oh, geez. At this time,
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  we are continuing the death investigation. Honestly,
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  I'm not trying to sound like a dick, but I kind
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  of am. In some ways, it's a little bit of karma.
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  It's like that's a little bit of Monica in my
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  life. A little bit of karma in my life. Why do
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  I say that? Here's what I'm saying. He was the
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  side dude. He was with her when she cheated on
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  him. Or she cheated on Ryan Anderson with him.
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  So he was the side dude and was acting like he
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  loved her and had a kid with her. And she probably
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  was banging him while she was still with Ryan.
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  And now he's dead. Was it worth it? Oh, yeah.
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  I, if I'm any investigator, I am looking into
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  this woman. I promise you. Blanchard and Urker,
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  who share 21 -month -old daughter Aurora Rainer.
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  That's the sad part. If there wasn't a daughter
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  involved, it'd be less tragic, but there's a
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  kid involved. And kind of Urker seemed like the
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  only chance the kid had of normalcy. Urker first
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  connected while she was serving prison time for
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  the 2015 murder of her mom, Claudine Dede Blanchard.
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  Yeah, that mom ruined her, but you know what?
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  My dad was not the nicest to me, and I didn't...
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  I mean, he lost his life because of cancer, but
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  I would never kill my dad. So that whole defense
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  of her being crazy gets a crap. She's a dirty,
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  rotten imbecile. She pled guilty to second degree
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  murder for conspiring with her then boyfriend,
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  Nicholas Godejohn. That guy got screwed over.
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  Of course, the woman serves less time. Kill her
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  mom after suffering from abuse over fake medical
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  diagnoses as a child. Man, you know, people around
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  Ken Urker were probably warning him. They're
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  like, hey, dude, you should probably run, run
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  for the hills. But now he's in heaven and he's
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  regretting it. 22, Deshaun Washington with a
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  was unresolved. Yeah. You know, when he was being
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  a creep, they gave him like a normal interview
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  on NFL on time. He came in 11 game suspension
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  for violating the league's personal conduct policy.
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  Then a shoulder surgery, a torn Achilles. Yeah,
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  he's actually playing like we thought he would
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  play, you know? It's got to be weird being around
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  Deshaun Watson and just being like, dude, you're
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  a terrible person. And shame on NFL on Prime
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  for giving him a normal interview. You all suck.
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  I think it's difficult for people to figure out
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  who is Deshaun Watson. He's a piece of garbage
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  that knows how to throw the ball. Quarterback.
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  How do you personally make sense of these ups
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  and downs of what you've put on tape? Man, the
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  biggest is just my mental state. Oh, your mental
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  state, not your victims. It's all about you.
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  You freaking narcissistic dork. Shut your ass.
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  Honestly, I don't think you've never really been
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  the physical part. You know, I was dealing with
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  a lot. Oh, yeah. What about your victims? Were
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  they dealing with something? Shut up. And shame
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  on Taylor Rooks, this hack of a reporter. I was
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  dealing with kind of flipping against me. Yeah,
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  I'd flip against you too, dude. You're a creep.
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  You assumed every massage was a chance to get
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  laid. You're a loser. And it was hard, honestly.
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  I was so hard. Shut up, dude. Being able to master
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  that. Master it through money and the court because
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  I'm rich and famous. God, are you a douche. Mentally,
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  I'll just be honest, wasn't all the way there.
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  What about your victims? Do you think they felt
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  good? It was hard to kind of get on the field,
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  but now. This is a real interview. This is not
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  an SNL skit. Being able to follow, continue to
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  follow. Follow Jesus, right? Good old Jebus.
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  In that silence and get into a place where I'm
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  at now, I think I can grow from that and be better.
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  Yeah, maybe by having consent. And also, shame
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  on his girl for being with him. Because she's
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  a cloud -chasing moron. On a weekly basis, you
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  know, we just put ourselves through all types
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  of situations. We're like, yeah, you know, and
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  he used to, like, do this and that. Who was it,
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  Jameis? Do you guys trade stories? Can I again
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  forgive? Can I? Take responsibility. Can I? Yeah,
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  you need to take responsibility for a lot of
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  things. That would be, well, the least important
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  is the Houston Texans always choking in the playoffs
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  because of you. And then you being a creep. Take
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  myself out of myself and look in the mirror.
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  And I've been in a mirror. I'm going to do that.
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  Do that. Who am I doing this for? Who am I doing
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  this for? You're doing it for the fans. And who
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  were you groping women for? Who was that for?
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  You? That's to better myself and to continue
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  to grow. All right, and let's see what this dirty,
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  rotted moron Taylor Rooks says. When you talk
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  to Cleveland fans, there's a group of people
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  that were booing because of the performances
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  on the field. Or maybe because you're a creep.
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  And a group of people that were booing because
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  of who they believe you are as a person. You're
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  a terrible person, and now you're going to do
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  the whole act of, oh, poor me. It's kind of like
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  20 years ago when Chris Brown went on Larry King's
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  show. Is that skepticism fair? Of course, to
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  me, I'm going to say no, but, you know, life
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  isn't fair. Yeah, that's how your victims feel,
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  you scumbag. I'm Casey Albright, and you're St.
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  Pete and South Pinellas reporter. People who
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  typically visit Fort DeSoto, Sand Key, and Fred
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  Howard Parks could soon see parking rate increases.
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  I swear to God, the price gouging in the Tampa
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  Bay area is getting out of control. It used to
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  be that if you didn't have a lot of money, you
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  could just go to the beach, get some food from
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  Publix, and even that's expensive now. But we
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  are just getting screwed without lube. At least
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  kiss us before you screw us. Dale and Deborah
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  DeVore bring their dog, Violet, to Fort DeSoto
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  Park regularly. Ah, that's a nice park. Smoke
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  a dewey. Have a little picnic with a girl. I
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  prefer this park. It's not touristy. Yeah, no
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  one knows about it. Family oriented and quieter.
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  More relaxing, I think. They've gotten to know
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  many people who make their way over to Fort DeSoto.
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  I see a lot of families come here. A lot of young
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  parents with young children. And it just seems
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  like a perfect way for a family to spend the
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  day. Oh yeah, you know, until they raise the
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  right... They raise the prices because they're
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  greedy douchebags. But soon, many of those families
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  might choose to spend their time elsewhere. Where
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  are we supposed to go? Just sit at home? Even
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  that's expensive because of Duke. Man, we're
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  getting screwed. Some people won't be able to
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  come as often. Yeah, it's getting out of control.
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  Pinellas County leaders finalized their budget
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  for... I don't like Pinellas County leaders.
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  I don't like the word leader. Pinellas County
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  crux to me sounds better. Fucking douchebags.
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  Starting December 1st, the daily flat rate of
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  $6 will change to $3 .50 an hour. Oh, goody,
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  goody gumdrops. You know what? To any of the
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  politicians from Pinellas County, kiss my fucking
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  ass. I would rather have Marco from the, whatever
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  his name is, from the Pinellas podcast as a Pinellas
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  leader than any of these scumbag leeches. Go
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  fuck yourself. Tap to $12 a day. That's double.
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  And put that on top of gas. Oh, yeah. You know
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  what? The planet just needs to explode. What
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  a joke we are. And then there's this couching
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  here. They're coming to town Saturday to take
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  on our Tampa Bay Rays in game one of the American
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  League Division Series. Boy, this is going to
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  be a matchup and a half. Whatever, so they're
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  just going to say that the prices are up there.
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  Man, this is sad. What's going on in Chicago?
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  In less than five months, Chicago voters will
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  get the chance to have their say as to who will
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  lead the city of Chicago. It needs to be anybody
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  but Brandon Johnson, please. Anybody but that
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  crock. Mayor Brandon Johnson, of course, hoping
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  to have a second term. Yeah, we don't need that.
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  He has ruined the city even more than it was
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  already ruined. But there are more than a dozen
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  candidates who want to challenge him. And today,
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  Mayor Johnson framed the fight as billionaires
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  versus working people. You've never related to
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  us once in our life. Actually, you screw over
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  the working people. So go fuck yourself with
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  your lies. Our political reporter, Mary Nahron,
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  joining us now with an update on where the Chicago
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  mayor race stands. Can it be anybody but Brandon
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  Johnson? Although it would be funny because there's
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  always this thing that the next governor or the
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  next mayor. whatever politician is in Illinois,
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  is always worse than the previous one. We thought
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  Mayor Daley was bad. Then we got Rahm Emanuel.
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  Then we got Beetlejuice. Now we got Brandon Johnson.
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  What's next? Absolutely. We're going to be watching
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  this one. It is a long tradition. Come to the
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  Chicago City Club to speak to the business community.
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  It was a full house today. You got Brandon Johnson
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  talking about his honey little dick. Mayor Johnson,
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  just weeks after he formally announced that reelection
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  campaign, labor unions supported him in his first
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  election, but they're divided this time. I'm
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  divided on him, too. Not at all. I think he's
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  a complete piece of garbage. I think he's I'm
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  all about getting rid of racism, but he makes
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  everything about race and doesn't admit that
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  he's a terrible politician. Here is how the mayor
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  frames the debate. Here it comes. Him and his
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  tough guy. What this is going to come down to
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  is billionaires versus the Brandon Johnson coalition.
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  Oh, yeah. No, you're one of the elite. You're
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  not one of us. I hate when politicians do that.
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  You know, I mean, we are increasingly becoming
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  more and more insufferable. I'm sorry that the
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  gap of wealth continues to become increasingly
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  more. And you've raised prices. So what are you
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  talking about? As you see on Bors and Bernstein,
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  who are you crapping? White and... Amanda Johnson,
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  you must live such a privileged life. You literally
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  get to lie for a living, you know? The governor's
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  office said Pat Ryan, the Bears minority owner,
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  was involved in that meeting, but there was no
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  mention of Bears team president Kevin Warren
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  or Bears chairman George McCaskey. However, they
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  did say in that meeting there were members of
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  House and Senate leadership taking part in that
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  meeting with Pat Ryan, the governor, and NFL
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  commissioner Roger Goodell. So there was a meeting
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  about the future of the Chicago Bears. You know
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  Goodell was like... Please don't leave Illinois.
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  What's going on in Jacksonville? Public school
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  proposal would allow certain adults, including
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  parents, teachers, staff, and contractors to
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  keep illegally possessed firearms secured inside
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  a vehicle while parked on school property. All
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  right, that's going to handle well. Her talking
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  fast is the best she's ever sounded. What's going
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  on in Orlando? If you park downtown, it's going
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  to cost you a lot more. I'm Stephanie Rodgers.
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  Again. Is there any headline about the prices
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  going down? Because I thought the whole point
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  of inflation is that it goes down. No! You just
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  got these greedy politicians screwing us. You
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  guys reporting in Orlando. Starting Thursday,
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  the price to park in Orlando has gone up. Now,
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  the changes were approved last spring by... Of
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  course, they were approved by city council. These
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  same scumbags, if they were in ARPA, were...
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  You know, it's more... of a thing noticeable
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  to us paying 10 bucks to park, they would be
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  mad. But they're all rich and elite scumbags.
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  City leaders, after a study found... We need
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  to get rid of the word leaders because when I
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  think of a leader, I think of someone that's
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  a hero. They're all scumbags. That what people
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  were paying to park here in the city of Orlando
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  was significantly less than cities of similar
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  size around the nation. Well, good luck with
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  that. Freaking dump of a city anyway. I could
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  not believe this next headline. So that means
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  you wouldn't. I mean, obviously, if you saw that
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  piece of garbage in public, you would know who
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  he is. He's just a whiny little bitch. The least
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  you can do in the sex offender registry. But
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  Michigan, the state of Michigan, has removed
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  20 ,000 others from the registry. Why the whole
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  world laughs at us as a country is why they're
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  laughing, because we're a bunch of morons. Former
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  physician Larry Nassar is no longer on the Michigan
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  Sex Offender Registry. Man, this is an absolute
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  joke to victims that their lives are forever
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  ruined. But hey, at least Larry Nassar's okay.
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  This is ridiculous, and honestly, I'm embarrassed
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  to be a guy. Nassar is currently serving a 40
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  to 175 year prison sentence. He was also recently
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  stabbed several times behind bars. A five year
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  prison sentence. 75 year prison sentence. I guess
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  like he'll be dead when he gets out. When does
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  Larry Nassar get out of prison? What year? Larry
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  Nassar isn't getting out anytime soon. He was
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  sentenced in 2017 to 2018 to 60 years on federal
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  child pornography charges. Alexa, stop. Alexa,
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  stop. I just don't know why you wouldn't have
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  him as a sex offender even if he doesn't get
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  out because there's the other 20 ,000. If it
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  was just him in this story. Stabbed several times
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  behind bars. Well, now the Michigan Supreme.
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  I'd have that bitch too. The court has removed
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  him and more than 20 ,000 others from the state's
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  registry. I don't understand how people defend.
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  Defenders have already reentered society. Oh,
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  it's so bad being a pedophile. Seems like they're
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  treated pretty freaking great, dude. They live
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  off the government. They're a bunch of losers.
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  They're not jealous of them. Ridiculous. Step
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  back for women's rights because I thought it
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  was so amazing that he was caught. I thought
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  it was so amazing that, you know, he wouldn't
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  be able to do it again. But hey. Well, I know.
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  Had a good meeting with my manager known as Just
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  Blaine. And we are now going to be repurposing
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  and re -airing Hoppy Hour live on Kik. Oh, yeah.
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  I am now officially the clavicular of podcasting.
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  Oh, geez. Maybe not. But go to Kik and search
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  up Ryan Hoppy Radio. I'll get it someday. I promise.
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  You know what I mean? That's what we finna do.
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  Kill the radio. If you're listening in Fresno,
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  it is Tuesday morning. Taco Tuesday. But if you're
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  listening on the day it's released, it's a Monday.
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  And you know what we do every single Monday on
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  this broadcast? Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want
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  to go to Chachki's? Get some coffee? It's a little
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  early. I got to get out of here. I think I'm
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  going to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
• 27:23
  got a case of the Mondays. Again. Uh -oh. Sounds
• 27:27
  like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. And
• 27:29
  again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case
• 27:33
  of the Mondays. Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like
• 27:36
  somebody's got a case of the Mondays. Ah, that
• 27:40
  was almost perfect. When you come in on Monday
• 27:44
  and you're not feeling real well, does anyone
• 27:46
  ever say to you, sounds like someone has a case
• 27:48
  of the Mondays? Uh, no, no. No, man. Shit, no,
• 27:56
  man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying
• 27:59
  something like that, man. I am feeling pretty
• 28:01
  good right now. Why am I feeling good? There's
• 28:04
  multiple reasons. First of all, we got some new
• 28:09
  production here. We got ourselves an official
• 28:12
  Orion Hoppy. It's this wild and crazy. We got
• 28:56
  this here. Oh, yeah. Sounds like a 1970s cop
• 29:01
  show that was on for nine episodes. We, I have
• 29:06
  been wanting to go on kick and twitch for the
• 29:09
  longest time. I don't really quite understand
• 29:13
  the whole stream lab software. But my manager,
• 29:20
  just plain, we just had a 40 minute Zoom call.
• 29:24
  Oh yeah, we're going to be, well, here's the
• 29:28
  inside little secret. This show is recorded on
• 29:34
  demand. And we, this is a little teaser for you
• 29:39
  guys. We're going to be re -airing it at night.
• 29:43
  Happy hour at night. Man, because I am the adult
• 29:47
  swimmer radio. Here's the thing though. I obviously
• 29:51
  don't show my face on here. I was looking a few
• 29:55
  times. I was on Zoom and my computer was freezing
• 29:57
  and I looked hideous. That's why I don't do video.
• 30:00
  I'll do a little picture if I have a good angle.
• 30:02
  But the thing is, we're going to be repurposing
• 30:07
  it at night. I'll be airing it, probably watching
• 30:12
  Monday Night Football or whatever. Here's the
• 30:15
  cool part. It's to the millions of people that
• 30:19
  use Kik. Alexa, how many people go on Kik .com
• 30:23
  every day? Kik .com sees roughly 7 million visitors
• 30:29
  a day. Oh, yeah. So, Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
• 30:33
  Alexa! I'm done. To the 7 million potential viewers.
• 30:41
  None of them know me from morning radio. We were
• 30:45
  all like 11 years old when I got into radio.
• 30:47
  And I'm trying to speak to that audience. So
• 30:50
  I'm just going to be re -airing it. And they're
• 30:52
  going to be like, who the fuck is this guy? Like,
• 30:54
  I just did a test trial episode. Let me see how
• 30:56
  many downloads and views I have. I'll be honest.
• 31:00
  And I did one called Rest in Peace Ken Urker.
• 31:03
  I'm not going to be re -airing the show right
• 31:05
  away. I'm going to be doing little test clips.
• 31:07
  Oh, yeah! I have 14 views on a video with...
• 31:13
  my page, having one follower. Now, on the outside,
• 31:17
  does that sound bad? Yeah, but I just made the
• 31:19
  profile five minutes ago. Very excited. And we've
• 31:25
  had five views since I began the show. And it
• 31:29
  just says, rest in peace, Ken Archer. And I'll
• 31:33
  probably just keep posting clips. It's kind of
• 31:37
  like back in the day when a radio show would
• 31:39
  launch on a station. Like, they didn't just,
• 31:42
  like, start the show. There was a lot of teasing.
• 31:44
  I gotta give you the tip. I can't just go all
• 31:48
  in. Yeah, I'm very excited about this. So it's
• 31:53
  kick .com slash Ryan Happy Radio. I am the clavicular
• 31:59
  of radio. I am the neon of radio. I just don't
• 32:05
  simp for girls by buying them Birkin bags. The
• 32:10
  way I said bag, I just sounded like MJ. Bag.
• 32:14
  We got a day that we got to celebrate here. One
• 32:18
  of the national holidays in the club. It's...
• 32:22
  A national Cinnabon and Get Funky Day. Which
• 32:31
  means put the hour with Ryan. 11 minutes. 11
• 34:58
  seconds. For a production unusual to be on the
• 35:06
  show. But I'm very hyped up after having a very
• 35:11
  dreadful morning. So this morning, I am an AC
• 35:16
  slut. No, not for AC Slater. No, I love air conditioning.
• 35:22
  Growing up in my house, we did not have the best
• 35:26
  air. air conditioning in a club. So I told myself
• 35:29
  growing up, I'm going to have two things. Access
• 35:31
  to any TV show I ever want to watch and air.
• 35:38
  And this morning, somehow it got unplugged. So
• 35:41
  what happened was I'm laying in bed. It's like
• 35:43
  4 .30 a .m. I'm getting a headache, like a heat
• 35:48
  headache. I can just feel it getting warmer in
• 35:50
  the club. And it was really hot in my apartment.
• 35:54
  And I start smashing. in that ass and the uh
• 35:59
  ac that might have been unplugged it but it was
• 36:01
  not working and uh so i put in a work order and
• 36:05
  shout out to gg from my apartment she got it
• 36:07
  fixed in like five hours i put in a work order
• 36:10
  at like i don't know 4 50 by 10 30 the guy's
• 36:13
  knocking on my door which is when i wake up every
• 36:15
  day so it kind of worked out and um really man
• 36:21
  um I was trying to express to him what was wrong,
• 36:25
  and he's like, I'm sorry, I don't speak the best
• 36:27
  English because I made a face that I was annoyed,
• 36:29
  but I was annoyed with myself for not expressing
• 36:32
  it the best so that I was nice to him the rest
• 36:34
  of the time. I feel kind of bad. But Billy was
• 36:38
  like, he just had to do one thing to fix the
• 36:40
  air, and I felt so unmanly. What am I good for?
• 36:45
  I was talking on the radio. What do I know? This
• 36:49
  guy comes in all hardworking, probably has a
• 36:52
  family to feed. And I'm like, how do I do this?
• 36:58
  But my AC was out. So I woke up with like a heat
• 37:02
  headache when I woke up this morning. So it's
• 37:04
  been taking me a while to kind of get up. But
• 37:07
  that happened. And I'm very annoyed with the
• 37:13
  thing that is unknown as YouTube TV. So right
• 37:19
  now we're in that type of season, you know, where
• 37:23
  there's multiple games going on at once. You
• 37:27
  got MLB playoffs being pretty interesting in
• 37:31
  the club. Then you got NBA preseason, which no
• 37:37
  one in Tampa Bay cares. When I worked in sports
• 37:39
  radio, they said 9 % of people care about it.
• 37:44
  And then you got the NFL. You got the Tampa Bay
• 37:48
  Lightning. Or for my Fresno listeners, the San
• 37:54
  Jose Sharks. You got a lot going on. And if you
• 37:59
  watch YouTube TV on your TV, the same thing you're
• 38:03
  paying $95 a month for, it'll put it in a split
• 38:06
  screen. It's pretty cool. What a concept. On
• 38:09
  the MacBook, it does not do a split screen. And
• 38:18
  it drives me absolutely positively nuts. I'm
• 38:23
  like, can we have anything? They're trying to
• 38:26
  get rid of the farm bill. Man, the companies
• 38:29
  are just screwing us without lube. It's out of
• 38:34
  control, you know. But also, we have a certain
• 38:39
  passing we have to discuss. Little Irish bagpipes.
• 38:47
  Rest in peace, password sharing. The girl that
• 38:56
  I was kind of dating from Minnesota that ditched
• 38:58
  me probably does not have access to my HBO Max
• 39:01
  anymore. Because last night, I had to confirm
• 39:05
  my password through my Gmail. HBO Max is the
• 39:10
  latest to be hunting down on password sharing.
• 39:15
  We are definitely in a new era where the password
• 39:20
  streaming... I mean, I remember password sharing
• 39:22
  like eight years ago. You're like, how is this
• 39:24
  allowed? They got us super comfortable and then
• 39:28
  screwed us without a lube. Like they always do.
• 39:34
  So, rest in peace to password sharing. It's like
• 39:39
  a wall. Awesome. Rest in peace to genuine radio.
• 39:48
  What do I mean by that? Is the fact that on any
• 39:59
  radio show that's a part of iHeartRadio, enough
• 40:03
  of that music, they play us something that says,
• 40:05
  oh, we're guaranteed human. But you know what
• 40:11
  every iHeartMorning show is doing? They're either
• 40:16
  using AI to make songs like, I'm not going to
• 40:19
  lie to you. It's not a real symphony that made
• 40:22
  this. That's happy hour. Or that's AI for happy
• 40:29
  hour. But I'm not going around saying, oh, yeah,
• 40:31
  we're guaranteed human. And then all my logos,
• 40:34
  that's AI. Because graphic artists, I take away
• 40:37
  too long. Graphic artists did it to themselves.
• 40:40
  It took forever to get things done. So the thing
• 40:45
  is this. The thing is, I am sick and tired of
• 40:50
  hearing iHeartRadio say they're guaranteed human.
• 40:54
  At the beginning of each week, most of their
• 40:56
  morning shows make an AI flyer about what's coming
• 40:58
  up on the next day's show. So, to me, that means
• 41:04
  you're not guaranteed him and you're lying to
• 41:06
  us. Oh, iHeartRadio lying? The same company that
• 41:10
  puts out the fake prank calls? You're telling
• 41:13
  me they're not genuine? No way! What a surprise.
• 41:18
  Call the press. Oh, yeah. Alexa, how many days
• 41:26
  until the NBA premieres? The NBA season kicks
• 41:31
  off in 15 days. Oh, yeah. Half a month. Even
• 41:37
  though it's not on TNT. I love the TNT music.
• 41:42
  I was so excited. I went on my YouTube TV and
• 41:49
  I saw the thing that is unknown as NBA preseason.
• 42:03
  Who's going to win a championship? It's going
• 42:08
  to be the 76ers. Probably not. It'll be the latest
• 42:12
  version of the Brooklyn Nets. But I was like,
• 42:16
  man, it feels like it was just a week ago that
• 42:20
  the Knicks were, you know, taking over New York
• 42:22
  City. And then the Times. I was excited about
• 42:30
  that. Also, I'm probably going to have to get
• 42:33
  the NBA package because the illegal sites are
• 42:36
  not as good. Not at all. You know, the Stream
• 42:41
  East, Offstreams, the Crimes. X streams, the
• 42:46
  meth streams, all those different streams. Or
• 42:51
  as Tom Brady says, the piss missile. I'm kidding.
• 42:53
  But those are all websites that you can watch
• 42:55
  sports on illegally. And from like 2011 until
• 43:00
  about two or three years ago, they were perfect.
• 43:04
  Now there's all these pop -ups for these gambling
• 43:07
  sites that would probably take your info. So
• 43:13
  it's one of those things that you look at the
• 43:15
  situation and you're like, man, did we peak?
• 43:18
  technology -wise in like 2015. I'm very excited.
• 43:24
  Tonight is going to be an episode of the Manning
• 43:27
  cast. And I think every single week there should
• 43:30
  be an episode of the Manning cast. I think them
• 43:33
  not doing a Peyton Manning and Eli cast last
• 43:35
  week when there was the Chicago Bears playing
• 43:38
  was a huge loss. You could have had a Jim Belushi
• 43:42
  on, which actually maybe it was better off they
• 43:44
  didn't do one. Alexa, who are the guests tonight
• 43:51
  on the Manning cast on ESPN2? I don't see a show
• 43:57
  called The Manifest on ESPN. Alexa, The Manning
• 44:02
  Cast with Peyton Manning and Eli Manning, you
• 44:05
  moron. Oops, my bad. Yeah, it's The Manning Cast
• 44:11
  with Peyton and Eli on ESPN, too. They're on
• 44:14
  tonight for the Falcon Saints game, kicking off
• 44:16
  at 8 p .m. ET. Yeah, Alexa, I was asking who
• 44:20
  are the guests. Got it. Tonight's Manning Cast
• 44:26
  guests are John Elway, actress Kate Hudson, and
• 44:29
  Seahawks coach Mike McDonald. That's not that
• 44:32
  great. Yeah, they had Kate. What's the flat -chested
• 44:36
  one? Oh, I forget. But they had Kate on a few
• 44:40
  weeks ago, that girl. Alexa, what was the name
• 44:43
  of the actress from the 2000s named Kate? You're
• 44:48
  thinking of Kate Hudson. Thank you. Alexa, you're
• 44:51
  good once in a while. Yeah, Alexa, stop. Yeah,
• 44:54
  she was on a few weeks ago. She's okay. She's
• 44:57
  kind of wishy -washy. You hear it behind the
• 44:59
  scenes. She's kind of a bitch. So it doesn't
• 45:03
  really excite you to see her on TV. Oh my God.
• 45:07
  You know what's been really driving me nuts?
• 45:10
  I know that sports is not for everybody. I completely
• 45:16
  and utterly understand that. And I accept that.
• 45:21
  But you know what drives me nuts? I cannot stand
• 45:24
  when somebody who is like a nerd, like let's
• 45:27
  say really into Harry Potter, really into fantasy
• 45:31
  stuff, when they judge people, for being fans
• 45:35
  of sports. They'll say the whole, oh, go sports
• 45:38
  ball, or yay sports. I'm like, everybody has
• 45:43
  their thing. Why do you think you're any different?
• 45:48
  Why are you judging? A lot of times, they were
• 45:51
  made fun of by the athletes growing up, so they
• 45:54
  have kind of a bias. It's like, get over it.
• 45:59
  It makes you come off unlikable. I think it's
• 46:06
  time that we do a Funk Dad. Now, if you've never
• 46:12
  heard Funk Dad, I'm going to teach you the way
• 46:15
  of life when it comes to doing a Funk Dad. Question
• 46:23
  out there. Why do people go on dating apps if
• 46:26
  they're only going to be in town for two nights?
• 46:29
  Man, Funk Dad. I got a question out there. Why
• 46:38
  is it that people that are single are miserable
• 46:42
  and want a relationship and the people that are
• 46:46
  in a relationship are miserable maybe we're just
• 46:51
  supposed to be miserable man funk that is it
• 47:01
  question yeah when i talk people only hear what
• 47:06
  they want to hear and they don't actually listen
• 47:09
  to everything i say man funk that all right let
• 47:16
  me explain that part I was not going to tell
• 47:31
  this story, but I don't really care. Yesterday,
• 47:35
  I was out somewhere, and this really hurt my
• 47:41
  feelings. I was talking to this boomer. You know,
• 47:44
  that's the first problem. And I said, they were
• 47:50
  talking about the NLB playoffs. And the boomer's
• 47:54
  like, oh, sorry about your Chicago Cubs losing.
• 47:58
  It's fine. I'm used to it. And he's like, well,
• 48:04
  what did he say to me? I'm trying to remember.
• 48:08
  He was like, Well, you know, the White Sox were
• 48:12
  good. And I'm like, yeah, they're doing pretty
• 48:14
  good. And I said, and here's what I said. This
• 48:19
  is where people don't listen to me. I said, I
• 48:23
  am not a Dodgers fan at all. I actually don't
• 48:25
  like them. But I said, my uncle, who was like
• 48:28
  my second dad, being my Uncle Ken, I said, he
• 48:31
  died. And I said, if the Dodgers do win, I'm
• 48:35
  going to get a three -peat banner in my apartment
• 48:38
  in his honor. That's all I said. I'm about halfway
• 48:43
  through my sentence. And the boomer's like, no,
• 48:46
  no. He's like, sorry, your loved one died. But
• 48:51
  the Dodgers don't need to win. All they do is
• 48:53
  buy championships. And I'm like, did you not
• 48:55
  just hear what I said? And then he did that thing
• 48:59
  that boomers do that's really narcissistic, which
• 49:03
  is why they're the worst generation. Where he
• 49:08
  didn't say sorry. He could tell I was offended.
• 49:11
  And he's like, well, you know. Whatever. I don't
• 49:15
  even know what he said. I like to kind of tune
• 49:16
  them out. It was very off -putting. It's like,
• 49:21
  that's why you guys are a joke of a generation.
• 49:25
  And my uncle that died was a part of that generation.
• 49:29
  And he was not a jackass like you guys. So that's
• 49:35
  delightful. That made me feel real good about
• 49:38
  myself. Yeah, you know, that's just something
• 49:40
  I want to hear. I was like, you're not even listening
• 49:44
  to me. I didn't say I'm rooting for them. I said
• 49:46
  if they do win, I'm going to get it in his honor
• 49:49
  because he would have loved the fucking Dodgers
• 49:51
  winning. Sometimes when you have like an interaction
• 49:58
  with that, like with a boomer like that, you
• 50:02
  almost have pity for them. They're like, do you
• 50:04
  not know that we're all laughing at you? Do you
• 50:07
  not know that we all think you're the worst generation
• 50:10
  ever? That you held on to all your money, you
• 50:13
  gatekeeped, you didn't share any of it with us.
• 50:17
  But then you wonder why you're the joke of the
• 50:19
  world. Mm -hmm. But hey, what do I know? I'm
• 50:26
  just a millennial that eats avocado toast. Actually,
• 50:31
  I don't like avocado toast, so that might be
• 50:33
  the one thing I have in common with boomers.
• 50:36
  Copy Hour. Copy Hour. Radio .com. Copy Hour will
• 50:52
  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 50:54
  You need to be affectionate, and you can see
• 51:03
  that with Barack. and michelle as well they do
• 51:06
  a lot of touching kissing even fisting it looks
• 51:23
  like you went and got a job not on the ipad screen
• 51:27
  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
• 51:29
  sock you know whatever like thank you but also
• 51:32
  i would love to be getting railed but use Pocketloads
• 51:36
  of lube. If you think you have enough lube, double
• 51:38
  it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 51:41
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 51:43
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 51:46
  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
• 51:49
  this button right here. You're joined. Approximately
• 56:45
  right now, it would be about 9 a .m. almost.
• 56:49
  Actually, yeah, almost 9 a .m. in Fresno. If
• 56:54
  you're listening. So it's the perfect time to
• 56:57
  get high, you know? Let me just finish up here
• 57:00
  on Bumble. Jennifer looks hot. I got the stupid
• 57:03
  pop -up for beer. Oh, you're a nurse. You make
• 57:07
  good money. Oh, you're hot, Kelsey. Stephanie
• 57:09
  got a nice ass. Let's get hot real quick. Where
• 57:19
  the hell's my liner? Yeah. This is definitely
• 57:30
  one of those shows that I'm gradually waking
• 57:32
  up with you guys. Got a lot going on in my mind.
• 57:36
  You hear this though? And I got to turn on my
• 57:39
  lo -fi music. I can't just have that playing
• 57:43
  all the time. Life is hard, but on my TV, you
• 57:50
  can maybe hear it in the background, I have Michael
• 57:56
  Jordan from 1998 on because he's an inspiration.
• 58:01
  Yeah, I was five years old when they won the
• 58:05
  championship. And now I'm 33 years old with back
• 58:11
  pain and my cat's looking at me. This joint needs
• 58:15
  to be smoked. I want you guys to somehow communicate
• 58:20
  with me about what you're smoking. It's kind
• 58:23
  of hard to film it because you're probably listening
• 58:26
  to this off your phone. Send me something. 11
• 58:32
  ,000 listens this past month. And none of you
• 58:35
  reach out to me. I know you don't reach out to
• 58:41
  most podcasters. But this is an interactive show.
• 58:45
  Call me. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6.
• 58:54
  seven six seven seven three uh did us adults
• 58:57
  ruin six seven for the kids you can tweet at
• 59:00
  me at ryan happy radio you know you can always
• 59:03
  email me ryan happy radio at gmail .com time
• 59:11
  to get high and we'll cover the nfl but yeah
• 59:27
  try not to get the hiccups on that cough oh yeah
• 59:37
  all right is this some good music or this right
• 59:43
  here courtesy of the t -man show We also have
• 59:52
  this right here. Smoke another hit because life's
• 1:00:01
  short and we're getting screwed by the boomers
• 1:00:03
  that care more about baseball than human life.
• 1:00:09
  Alexa, how are the MLB ratings this year compared
• 1:00:13
  to previous years on TV? MLB TV viewership is
• 1:00:19
  up big this season. Fox's regular season games
• 1:00:22
  averaged 2 .35 million viewers, about a 15 %
• 1:00:26
  jump from 2025's 2 .04 million. Nationally televised
• 1:00:31
  games are up roughly 44 % overall, the best showing
• 1:00:34
  since 2017. Alright, so I can't say that baseball
• 1:00:37
  is not popular. Shut up, Alexa. Oh, yeah. And
• 1:00:46
  just like that, we're about 25%. Alexa, shut
• 1:00:49
  up. I'll talk to you in a sec. I'm pretty sure
• 1:00:53
  that AI is training to annoy me. We're four weeks
• 1:00:56
  into the NFL. About one -fourth of the way through
• 1:01:00
  the season. Alexa. Now it's your time to talk,
• 1:01:05
  baby. Recap week four in the National Football
• 1:01:08
  League, the National Foul in League. Alexa, recap
• 1:01:12
  week four in the NFL for me. Week four wrapped
• 1:01:18
  up Sunday with the Patriots edging the Bills
• 1:01:20
  29 -26, the Cowboys beating the Texans 34 -30
• 1:01:24
  in Houston, and the Chiefs handing the Raiders
• 1:01:27
  their first loss 30 -27. The early window in
• 1:01:30
  London saw the Colts dominate the Commanders
• 1:01:32
  30 -13, while the Buccaneers fell to the Packers
• 1:01:35
  17 -14 and the Vikings topped the Dolphins 15
• 1:01:38
  -10. Want to dive into any of those? Nah, I'm
• 1:01:41
  good, babe. Oh, that's right. Oh, what's going
• 1:02:11
  on? Going on in the club? That's right. Whatever.
• 1:02:23
  They are in trouble. You will not pull it out.
• 1:02:31
  You haven't won a game yet. But I've been saying
• 1:02:36
  fire Todd Bowles since 2022. And I was told to
• 1:02:42
  shut up by iHeart. Guess who was right? I was
• 1:02:48
  100 % right. If you go under 500 with Tom Brady,
• 1:02:54
  you're a loser. Alexa, what went wrong with the
• 1:03:03
  Buccaneers' loss on Sunday? Tampa Bay fell 17
• 1:03:09
  -14 to the Packers, dropping to 0 -4. Jalen Daniels,
• 1:03:14
  in his first start, tossed a TD, but also two
• 1:03:16
  interceptions, and the Bucs turned the ball over
• 1:03:18
  twice. Late -game protection collapsed, leaving
• 1:03:21
  them with a 4th -and -11 at the 47 -yard line
• 1:03:24
  and a missed chance to tie or win. Alexa, if
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  you were the coach of the Buccaneers, what would
• 1:03:30
  you do unlike Todd Balls? I'd tighten the protection,
• 1:03:37
  keep the ball moving fast, and mix in a few short,
• 1:03:39
  high -percent routes on those big -yard plays.
• 1:03:42
  If the defense bites, a quick play action or
• 1:03:44
  a screen could catch him off guard and give us
• 1:03:46
  the edge. You know the Bucs are screwed when
• 1:03:49
  Alexa's smarter than Todd Bowles. You know what
• 1:03:52
  I mean? I'll take the win, but I'm not sure I'd
• 1:03:57
  trust me with the clipboard. You think they're
• 1:03:59
  just out of ideas, or is it a total lack of leadership?
• 1:04:03
  Alexa, I think anything is smarter than Todd
• 1:04:06
  Bowles. I've been saying since 2022 to fire him,
• 1:04:09
  but I was told I didn't know what I was talking
• 1:04:11
  about by the... Radio show Pat and Aaron that
• 1:04:14
  I used to produce. Man, that's a rough spot to
• 1:04:19
  be in, especially when you're the one who saw
• 1:04:21
  it coming. Do you think Pat and Aaron were just
• 1:04:24
  playing it safe or were they actually on his
• 1:04:26
  side? I think Pat and Aaron are puppets because
• 1:04:29
  they don't want to lose their press pass to,
• 1:04:32
  you know, one buck place, whatever they call
• 1:04:34
  it. Alexa, what do you think of that opinion?
• 1:04:44
  I get why that'd be frustrating, especially since
• 1:04:46
  you called it years ago. It's a tough spot when
• 1:04:49
  the people you're working for just don't see
• 1:04:51
  the same red flags you do. Yeah, Alexa, stop.
• 1:04:54
  Alexa, stop. We get the point. Pat and Aaron
• 1:04:57
  are so great. Oh, but then good news going on
• 1:05:01
  in the Midwest. Here's our new Up Air Down song.
• 1:05:14
  Oh, I'm proud of them. See what they need to
• 1:08:25
  do, which is keep winning. not having your main
• 1:08:33
  quarterback in, especially with the Vikings undefeated.
• 1:08:38
  Ben Johnson's a maniac, and I feel like Dan Campbell,
• 1:08:45
  the coach of the Lions, is not the same without
• 1:08:48
  Ben Johnson. 8 -5 -6 -49 -hoppy. 8 -5 -6 -4 -6
• 1:09:03
  -7 -7 -3. This next headline also has to do with
• 1:09:07
  me getting misquoted at a comic bar. Tony Romo
• 1:09:15
  has been sidelined. Yeah, he is no longer at
• 1:09:19
  CBS. The former Dallas Cowboys quarterback will
• 1:09:22
  no longer serve as an NFL game analyst for CBS
• 1:09:25
  Sports. You know what this was? I know he drove
• 1:09:27
  drunk, but it's because they're trying to save
• 1:09:30
  money. They got rid of Scott Pelley at 60 minutes.
• 1:09:34
  Then they got rid of trying to save money. This
• 1:09:40
  was not the time to get a DUI. You never want
• 1:09:43
  to get a DUI, but definitely not right now. a
• 1:09:46
  role he held for nine years as it was announced
• 1:09:49
  october 2nd that tony and cbs have agreed to
• 1:09:52
  have him exit following his july arrest for operating
• 1:09:55
  a vehicle while intoxicated so i was at a cabin
• 1:09:58
  bar and i said i know i have a little bit of
• 1:10:00
  a bias because tony romo made me a video in high
• 1:10:03
  school because my teacher was roommates with
• 1:10:05
  him but i said at the same time you could have
• 1:10:08
  maybe done a psa for you know drunk driving and
• 1:10:14
  This dude just interrupted me and was like, but
• 1:10:16
  then you'd be at the World Standard. I was like,
• 1:10:17
  but I just said that I know I'm being kind of
• 1:10:19
  phony, so I get why they fired him because he
• 1:10:21
  made me this 15 years ago. What's going on, Ryan
• 1:10:26
  Hoppe? This is Tony Romo. Howdy. I was just getting
• 1:10:28
  filled in by Justin Peña about all your hard
• 1:10:30
  work this year. I just want to say congratulations.
• 1:10:33
  I'm proud of you. Justin speaks very highly of
• 1:10:35
  you, and good luck the rest of your senior year
• 1:10:38
  and beyond. Go get them. Justin also wanted me
• 1:10:42
  to tell you that you're lame. Someone commented,
• 1:10:44
  you gay, Ryan? I may be a lot of things, but
• 1:10:49
  I'm definitely not gay. And he's an independent
• 1:10:51
  artist. Boards B &E. Oh, yeah. He's such a great
• 1:10:56
  artist. Boards B &E. Great music. Wow, riveting.
• 1:11:05
  That's the guy calling me again. All right. 856
• 1:11:08
  -49 -HAPPY. So that happened with Tony Romo.
• 1:11:11
  Jed York is suspended from the team for a month.
• 1:11:14
  Forgetting a prostitute in a trailer park. No!
• 1:11:17
  Happy Hot Topic! Then there's this. Steelers
• 1:11:23
  coach Mike McCarthy reacts to his heated exchange
• 1:11:26
  with quarterback Aaron Rodgers. I'm glad someone
• 1:11:29
  finally stepped up and talked some smack to that
• 1:11:32
  piece of garbage. at the team's October 1st game
• 1:11:35
  against the Cleveland Browns. As viewers no doubt
• 1:11:38
  saw and heard during the broadcast, Rodgers was
• 1:11:41
  caught on a hot mic during the first quarter
• 1:11:43
  of the game, gesturing toward the sideline and
• 1:11:45
  appearing to yell, what the f*** call it? The
• 1:11:48
  camera then cut back to McCarthy with the Steelers
• 1:11:51
  coach seemingly muttering, f*** hole amid the
• 1:11:54
  exchange. So he said, you f***ing asshole to
• 1:11:57
  him. Which aired on Amazon Prime's Thursday Night
• 1:12:00
  Football broadcast. After clips of the moment
• 1:12:02
  went viral online, McCarthy shared his insight
• 1:12:05
  into the fiery moment at the game's press conference,
• 1:12:07
  telling reporters, Oh, yeah. You know, he wanted
• 1:12:12
  to say much more about Aaron. Freaking twat.
• 1:12:16
  I think what's said on the field, the way I grew
• 1:12:22
  up in this game, usually stays on the field.
• 1:12:25
  All right. That's not the case today. I understand
• 1:12:28
  that. Yeah, he's not used to the cameras, you
• 1:12:30
  know. Yeah, there are a bunch of men. Okay, my
• 1:12:34
  fault. Tom Brady is a humble king, owning up
• 1:12:37
  to his mistakes, including those of the on -air
• 1:12:40
  persuasion. Yeah, you know, the FCC is just trying
• 1:12:43
  to ruin his fun, you know. They're always trying
• 1:12:46
  to ruin everyone's fun. Because they're the FCC,
• 1:12:50
  you know. I'm Super Bowl champ suddenly going
• 1:12:53
  silent October 4th as he broke down a play between
• 1:12:56
  the Philadelphia Eagles and L .A. Rams, prompting
• 1:12:59
  his Fox broadcast partner Kevin Burkhart to address
• 1:13:02
  the technical issue on air. Kevin telling viewers,
• 1:13:05
  sorry, Tom, little mic issue. We'll get back
• 1:13:07
  to that and show your protection lesson in a
• 1:13:10
  moment. But when the pair returned from commercial,
• 1:13:13
  Kevin wanted Tom to explain himself. You want
• 1:13:15
  to fess up the mic issue? Okay, my fault. I have
• 1:13:18
  this big clunky board, which I have all this
• 1:13:20
  information about what I want to say all day,
• 1:13:22
  and I dropped it on the talkback button. And
• 1:13:27
  I'm sitting here going, God, I can't hear anyone.
• 1:13:29
  And it's my fault the whole time. I love Tom
• 1:13:32
  Brady. This is a good song. Pissing off the FCC,
• 1:13:35
  doing that. Oh, what's going on here? The NFL
• 1:13:40
  has suspended San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York
• 1:13:43
  for... God, he looks like someone that gets a
• 1:13:46
  hooker. I worked with someone on the radio that
• 1:13:47
  got a hooker and they just had that luck to them.
• 1:13:50
  ...games following his arrest in a prostitution
• 1:13:53
  sting in Columbia County. He needs to check out
• 1:13:56
  the prostitutes in Nebraska. I don't know. He's
• 1:13:58
  probably enjoying that. 856 -49 -UP. What do
• 1:14:03
  we got here? Oh, yeah, here's George Kittle getting
• 1:14:06
  a little annoyed at Grant Cohn, the 49ers reporter.
• 1:14:10
  I have a ton of shoes. I have a big sneaker head.
• 1:14:14
  Oh, fuck, you're wearing them. Excuse my language.
• 1:14:15
  I'm sorry, dudes. And he sees that he's being
• 1:14:19
  filmed. Oh, my bad. Wow. And the Grant Cohn reporter
• 1:14:23
  says, wow. Delete that. He does not look like
• 1:14:27
  he's getting around. And reporters are so freaking
• 1:14:30
  landed. You weren't getting out to play sports.
• 1:14:34
  So now you're living through the players. I've
• 1:14:36
  been around reporters in sports. It's the absolute
• 1:14:39
  worst. Because everyone goes to them for info.
• 1:14:44
  Here's Jameis after the game. After the Giants
• 1:14:47
  won. Praise God. Jameis. How was the game of
• 1:14:53
  absolute momentum swings? What was the ultimate
• 1:14:56
  difference in you getting momentum? When I bothered
• 1:14:59
  that Uber driver. Swing your way. I'm wavering
• 1:15:02
  faith. and people coming through when they need
• 1:15:05
  to come through. It was only by the grace of
• 1:15:06
  God, man. All right, we're not listening. Yeah,
• 1:15:09
  your victim, when you assaulted her, probably
• 1:15:13
  was looking for the grace of God, you know? I
• 1:15:16
  am done. I am done with this religious movement.
• 1:15:20
  When you die, maggots eat your body, and you
• 1:15:23
  don't exist ever again, okay? Stop it. Here's
• 1:15:29
  the quarterback of the Bears, Tyson Badgen, getting
• 1:15:32
  into it. mean to you if you heard the song at
• 1:15:36
  the at the end of the game you were playing West
• 1:15:38
  Virginia were you able to hear that what did
• 1:15:40
  that mean to you what was going on well the song
• 1:15:42
  is not called West Virginia okay well however
• 1:15:44
  I know what you mean uh it was unbelievable um
• 1:15:48
  just you know I'm just from a small town in West
• 1:15:51
  Virginia Martin shout out to Martinsburg West
• 1:15:53
  Virginia um you know it's extreme you know don't
• 1:15:57
  ask me questions like this I already told you
• 1:15:58
  I will start crying so don't don't do this again
• 1:16:01
  but it's extremely It's an amazing experience.
• 1:16:07
  I really can't thank enough people. I'm only
• 1:16:09
  here because of those that were around me growing
• 1:16:11
  up, and those are around me today. Yeah, that's
• 1:16:14
  that little bitch -ass reporter, Kevin Fishbane.
• 1:16:17
  So it meant the world to be able to hear a song
• 1:16:19
  like that, and it's really a full -circle moment.
• 1:16:21
  I grew up a huge West Virginia fan, really supported
• 1:16:24
  Juno Smith throughout his years. Yeah, that makes
• 1:16:27
  me feel old. That was like when he was a kid.
• 1:16:29
  I was like a grown adult then. and thought he
• 1:16:31
  did an outstanding job during his time at West
• 1:16:34
  Virginia. So just really a cool full circle moment
• 1:16:37
  and a nice birthday present for my dad. Happy
• 1:16:40
  50th birthday to the beast. Hell yeah, that makes
• 1:16:44
  me feel old too that his dad's only 50. Here's
• 1:16:48
  Ben Johnson. That was a two -score game going
• 1:16:53
  into a three -score game, right? Yeah, he does
• 1:16:57
  not like the media. The Chicago media is stupid.
• 1:16:59
  be like this? Same as always. Like, I mean, I
• 1:17:04
  guess you'd have a lot of plays, but when you
• 1:17:05
  get to 85, you know, it's just like, I mean,
• 1:17:09
  how different is it for you at all? It's not,
• 1:17:11
  yeah. Yeah, you guys did a nice job. To follow
• 1:17:14
  up on the question that David asked, I mean,
• 1:17:15
  fourth and two at that spot seems like a green
• 1:17:18
  light in the Ben Johnson coaching philosophy.
• 1:17:21
  What was different today or what? Two -score
• 1:17:24
  game made it a three -score game in the second
• 1:17:27
  half, right? Oh, this media is stupid. And here's
• 1:17:33
  Tyson Badgett talking about his relationship
• 1:17:37
  with Casey Keenum. He's a top two friend, teammate
• 1:17:41
  that I've ever had, and he's definitely not two.
• 1:17:44
  So I can't say enough about Casey Keenum and
• 1:17:46
  what he means to me, what he means to really,
• 1:17:49
  I mean, my family. I love his family. He was
• 1:17:54
  very vital and helpful throughout the week, but
• 1:17:56
  his delivery, he was just telling me that. He
• 1:17:58
  really hopes and prays that I'm able to have
• 1:18:01
  a night. All right. I'm done with the praying.
• 1:18:03
  I think it's just I lost my dad at a young age.
• 1:18:07
  I don't believe in God. I'm just so sick of it.
• 1:18:11
  God, God. Does anybody ever want to give themselves
• 1:18:14
  credit? Halle Berry's ex is worried about her
• 1:18:19
  anger. Amy Robach and TJ Holmes, the Good Morning
• 1:18:24
  America anchors that were banging, they were
• 1:18:26
  actually not bad reporters. Applying for a marriage
• 1:18:29
  license. Let's see how that begins. Because I've
• 1:18:32
  been around radio hosts that cheat on their wives
• 1:18:34
  and went with the side chick. And when you choose
• 1:18:37
  the side chick, yeah, you're going to get cheated
• 1:18:40
  on. Your relationship began on infidelity. You
• 1:18:43
  should have learned from Tom Brady. The hour
• 1:19:00
  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 1:19:04
  before. Whatever you need to be affectionate.
• 1:19:12
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:19:15
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:19:18
  even fisting. Demon was so big. And that's what
• 1:19:27
  real men need. Cussing. It looks like you went
• 1:19:34
  and got a b**** up. Not on the iPad screen, whatever
• 1:19:37
  the case might be, in your hand, in a sock, in
• 1:19:39
  a whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I would
• 1:19:42
  love to be getting railed, but... Use bucket
• 1:19:46
  loads of lube. If you think you have enough lube,
• 1:19:48
  double it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:19:50
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 1:19:53
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 1:19:55
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
• 1:19:58
  yeah, let me press this button right here. Drama,
• 1:21:11
  holiday, bring that shit back. We got to drop
• 1:21:13
  this shit for them real trap niggas. If you in
• 1:21:15
  the trap, you're motherfucking shit doing quarter
• 1:21:17
  brick, half a brick, whole brick, quarter pound,
• 1:21:19
  half a pound, whole pound, nigga. Drop that shit
• 1:21:22
  for them affiliates. Holiday season. Good pal
• 1:24:53
  and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour.
• 1:25:02
  Show you secretly listen to, and that includes
• 1:25:04
  you, Mike Colta. Stalking my pages. Whatever.
• 1:25:08
  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. 8,
• 1:27:52
  5, 6. 49, Hoppy. 8, 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 7, 3. Queen
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  of me. Hoppy Radio. Oh, he's even on me. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:28:14
  at gmail .com. Same. What's going on? What is
• 1:28:24
  it? Oh, that's right. Chad GVT came up with the
• 1:29:02
  name. Not Chad Roulette. Clip Roulette. I think
• 1:29:10
  I know that old website. No, we're doing something
• 1:29:12
  called Clip Roulette. All right, there you go.
• 1:29:19
  Sorry about that. We're doing Clip Roulette.
• 1:29:22
  I mean, it's already kind of beginning like a
• 1:29:24
  bunch of Roulette. All these clips I find online
• 1:29:27
  and you never know what they're going to be about.
• 1:29:31
  Here is Chris Sean. I thought it was Chris -eon,
• 1:29:34
  but Chris Sean breaks down on tears with Blueface.
• 1:29:41
  She's such a trash bag, you know? Drinking while
• 1:29:44
  your kid's pregnant and then out there making
• 1:29:46
  out with a thug. She's for the streets. Man allegedly
• 1:29:53
  fakes medical emergency to skip $70 Red Lobster
• 1:29:57
  ticket. Yeah, how do you think they're not going
• 1:30:01
  to be like, yeah, so do you have Apple Pay? And
• 1:30:05
  my friend Dan that I hang out with at Kava Bars
• 1:30:09
  made this for me. He didn't make this for me,
• 1:30:11
  but he showed it to me. I'm all out of sorts.
• 1:30:13
  I got to think of my little mickle. So Island
• 1:30:17
  Boy. Yes, he's one of my pinned photos. I met
• 1:30:21
  the Island Boy when he came by my radio job about
• 1:30:25
  eight months ago, nine months ago. Wow, it's
• 1:30:27
  gone by fast. And he does cameos. And here's
• 1:30:32
  a cameo he did for this random guy. Sometimes
• 1:30:35
  when I'm bored, I buy cameos and I just write
• 1:30:37
  the craziest prompt that I can think of. And
• 1:30:39
  this is one that I just sent to the Island Boys.
• 1:30:42
  That is. Hi, Island Boys. My daughter Chloe is
• 1:30:45
  a big fan of you. She's 19 and just got her first
• 1:30:48
  yeast infection. Can you give her a pep talk
• 1:30:51
  about how this means she's a real woman now?
• 1:30:53
  Hey, Chloe, I heard you're a big fan of the Island
• 1:30:55
  Boys. So, yeah, you an island girl. I heard you're
• 1:30:59
  dealing with your first yeast infection. You
• 1:31:00
  feel embarrassed. Yeah, it's a very normal thing.
• 1:31:03
  It happens all the time. Do not be ashamed of
• 1:31:06
  it. Let me tell you something. I've dated girls
• 1:31:09
  that had yeast infections like 10, 11 times.
• 1:31:12
  Hell yeah. In a matter of a month. Wow. It happens.
• 1:31:16
  Yeah, what are they doing wrong? This infection
• 1:31:19
  is very normal. It's also a dated girl, probably
• 1:31:22
  with herpes. Not be embarrassed. Just don't tell
• 1:31:24
  people about it. It's okay. Just tell them. Someone
• 1:31:29
  that you trust, and that's pretty much it. And
• 1:31:33
  get it fixed, and that's that. It'll go away.
• 1:31:35
  It's not something that's permanent. It's just
• 1:31:37
  something very temporary. It's not permanent.
• 1:31:40
  And it's part of life. You're going to get things.
• 1:31:44
  Things are going to happen. Things are going
• 1:31:45
  to come your way. But you should be thankful
• 1:31:48
  it's just a use of affection, love. It's nothing,
• 1:31:52
  nothing at all. There you go. There's the island
• 1:31:56
  boys giving out life advice. He's like by himself.
• 1:32:00
  I think the other one's in rehab. I don't even
• 1:32:03
  know their name. If I just go, island boys. What's
• 1:32:06
  going on here? Women get bored with monogamy
• 1:32:09
  much sooner than men. Yeah, you know, that's
• 1:32:12
  not false. Really? Yes. That's not what men think.
• 1:32:17
  No, men think she's not interested in sex. And
• 1:32:21
  what they should probably replace it with is
• 1:32:23
  that she's not interested in the sex she's going
• 1:32:25
  to have. Oh, yeah. You know that woman's fun
• 1:32:29
  in bed. Here's a woman ranting about dating.
• 1:32:32
  I'm 21, and I've never had a boyfriend. And right
• 1:32:36
  now, in this current moment. Get naked. I'm freaking
• 1:32:39
  pissed about it. I'm not going to lie. I've never
• 1:32:42
  had a boyfriend. You're not missing much. The
• 1:32:48
  energy you have, you're probably scaring off
• 1:32:51
  guys. You're probably getting plowed at the club.
• 1:33:00
  God, she was born in 2005. That's gross. I'm
• 1:33:13
  33 and I don't understand it. Here's Bonnie Blue.
• 1:33:18
  saying if she would drink pee or... God, they're
• 1:33:21
  all the same. Sophie Rain, Bonnie Blue. No, this
• 1:33:24
  is... Lily Phillips. I know more names of porn
• 1:33:30
  stars than politicians. I drink pee. But you
• 1:33:32
  don't drink poop? No. That's why I draw the line.
• 1:33:36
  Ah, it is. I think everyone thinks it's really
• 1:33:38
  disgusting. Pee is, like, not that disgusting
• 1:33:40
  to me. At all. Someone could, like... Even, like,
• 1:33:44
  as, like, an infant, like, pee is not that gross.
• 1:33:48
  Like, you could pee on me and it'd be like...
• 1:33:49
  I've never found pee gross. But poo is... Yeah,
• 1:33:53
  poo is... I think it's just because it smells.
• 1:33:58
  Do you have a dog? Yeah. Watch this. I thought
• 1:34:03
  I was going to be a lawyer. Sometimes things
• 1:34:07
  come up, I'm like, I would have been a great
• 1:34:08
  litigator. What's a litigator? I love these guys
• 1:34:12
  that are interviewing them. Giving them legitimate
• 1:34:15
  interviews. God, you know her mouth would be
• 1:34:17
  incredible though. It's my favorite term for
• 1:34:21
  a BJ. Billy Madison show. Mouth hug. No. Billy
• 1:34:26
  Madison. 856. 49. Here's Nina Harley being interviewed
• 1:34:32
  by the Young Turks, which I never thought I'd
• 1:34:34
  see. When did you first know you were into girls?
• 1:34:37
  I, certainly by 12. All right. There you go.
• 1:34:41
  It's when I knew I liked girls. Here's the best
• 1:34:44
  of myriad with children going viral. Now you
• 1:34:47
  can put that metal plate back in your head. Not
• 1:34:53
  like putting a lid on an empty jar. Or a bra
• 1:34:58
  on you. Question two. Who would you rather spend
• 1:35:03
  the night with? A, your wife, or B... That's
• 1:35:08
  a good show. Had to be careful because they had
• 1:35:10
  love and marriage in the background. Here's a
• 1:35:12
  clavicular asking Ana de Armas if she has a body
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  count. What's your body count? Probably like
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  250. What's going on here? guys are so lucky
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  you guys do not understand so i'm 25 right you're
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  like a little older we're sitting here and i'm
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  having to build a fucking roster i'm having to
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  sit here and go out and do things i don't want
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  to do all right how do you think we feel when
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  you're rejected ghosted honey i don't want a
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  roster i don't want to go out and date i don't
• 1:35:44
  like this hookup culture i don't like uh that's
• 1:35:47
  the problem is gen z's ruining the hookup culture
• 1:35:50
  they're like over it's just because they're religious
• 1:35:53
  Ride someone's dick and just have fun. Jesus
• 1:35:56
  Christ. This is what we're dealing with. I was
• 1:36:01
  talking to a girl yesterday on dating app. She's
• 1:36:04
  like 24. She called me old and I was like, all
• 1:36:06
  right, by 2033, you're going to be having a crisis
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  disease. Every person that was in high school
• 1:36:12
  during COVID. I'm going to say something that
• 1:36:17
  many women don't want to hear. If your man is
• 1:36:20
  a cheater, he's not a prize worth fighting for
• 1:36:22
  with. so there's that uh here is mickey glazer
• 1:36:29
  there's always these mickey glazer clips going
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  viral bring toys into the bedroom please god
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  like it's men i always say like don't be threatened
• 1:36:37
  by it because it's like your dick alone is great
• 1:36:40
  but your dick like is it let's say your dick's
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  in a b plus like in terms of just sex with just
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  us like and if my vibrator alone is probably
• 1:36:50
  an a Yeah, so the thing is, don't be threatened
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  by him. Whatever gets him to, you know, be interested
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  in Climax. Don't chase women. Focus on yourself,
• 1:37:01
  and the interested women will come. You know
• 1:37:06
  what my dating life's been lately? I've had so
• 1:37:09
  many women throwing themselves at me. It's been
• 1:37:12
  overwhelming. It's like Justin Baldoni going
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  to the grocery store. It's just the paparazzi.
• 1:37:18
  It's out of control. There's so many women. Took
• 1:37:25
  me 20 seconds to load that sound effect, but
• 1:37:27
  it's still a funny joke. Here is Pete Davidson
• 1:37:31
  making fun of social media. Right here. It makes
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  me sad, you know, and girls are just talking
• 1:37:37
  to themselves on there. And they're like, okay,
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  come get ready with me. And I'm like, who the
• 1:37:43
  fuck are you? What do you do? Nothing. What the
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  fuck is this? They make $40 million a year? What?
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  And then I'm like, the world's broken. Girls
• 1:37:55
  my age that go on TikTok and they'll like mutter
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  like a thing and then do this like dance. And
• 1:38:01
  I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? This is
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  insane. Does no one else see how fucking insane
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  and lame this is? And these girls are like super
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  famous. Everyone's like, oh my God, I can't believe.
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  And I'm like, what? I don't know. This is the
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  first time I felt really old. But I do think.
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  Think about it like once a week. I'm like, should
• 1:38:24
  I just start an OnlyFans and show soft cock?
• 1:38:29
  I've thought about doing feed pictures, but that
• 1:38:35
  would need a major pedicure. Like really tight
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  underwear and just soft cock and retire? Or just
• 1:38:41
  keep trying? Yeah, that's kind of how I feel.
• 1:38:46
  Jordan Hudson wore a pink dress at the UNC game.
• 1:38:51
  I bet you Belichick is... That can't be good
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  for my throat. Explode that in his office. Oh,
• 1:39:00
  Bill! Happy Hot Topic! I, you know, watching
• 1:39:05
  the movie, it starts with this kind of, uh...
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  Uh, Ben Affleck says his kids troll him. I should
• 1:39:10
  have watched that clip before. It's one of those
• 1:39:12
  boring interviews. Uh, what's going on here?
• 1:39:15
  I did get poisoned, and then I had to recover
• 1:39:17
  from it. Some of Josh Hartnett's days on set
• 1:39:19
  ended with some much -needed rest. Uh, yeah,
• 1:39:22
  we all knew. As the actor reflected on starring
• 1:39:25
  as Jeremy Crawford in the new movie Verity during...
• 1:39:28
  God! Anne Hathaway is so freaking hot in that
• 1:39:30
  movie. In his October first appearance on Sirius
• 1:39:33
  XM's Front Row podcast, he shared some insight
• 1:39:36
  into filming the Colleen Hoover adaptation amid
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  harrowing illness. Man, Colleen Hoover, she's
• 1:39:42
  in everything. Alexa, what is Colleen Hoover's
• 1:39:45
  net worth? Colleen Hoover's net worth is estimated
• 1:39:50
  around $20 million. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
• 1:39:57
  It was food poisoning? Alright, so that's what
• 1:39:59
  happened on that set. Man, I gotta start writing
• 1:40:02
  some romantic novels. Maybe I'll chat GBT it
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  up. Hello, my lovelies. I know you're all worried
• 1:40:10
  about me. Alison Hammett speaks out after an
• 1:40:12
  on -air health scare. This morning, host abruptly
• 1:40:15
  walks off camera during the October 2nd episode
• 1:40:18
  of the British Morning Show. Oh yeah, we all
• 1:40:21
  saw it. Gosh, she's got a huge chest. while taking
• 1:40:24
  part in a phone -in segment alongside co -host
• 1:40:27
  Dermot O 'Leary. After Allison rushes off -camera,
• 1:40:30
  Dermot continues the segment solo. Following
• 1:40:32
  a commercial break, he addresses her sudden departure,
• 1:40:35
  telling viewers, Allie is just a little unwell.
• 1:40:39
  I, um, just probably needed to get a little penis,
• 1:40:42
  and it was all fine and sore. No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:40:48
  Caroline Leavitt reveals her new role after resigning
• 1:40:51
  as White House Press Secretary. guess i already
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  know the answer but guess what it is all right
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  caroline the youngest individual to serve in
• 1:41:00
  the press secretary role reveals where she is
• 1:41:02
  heading after departing president donald trump's
• 1:41:04
  administration god she's a hot piece of ass but
• 1:41:06
  you know she'd be annoying to date in august
• 1:41:09
  on october 5th caroline and fox news ceo suzanne
• 1:41:12
  scott announced that she will join fox news as
• 1:41:15
  a contributor all right so she's going to fox
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  news Brianna never lets anything get past her.
• 1:41:33
  After EJ Johnson, the middle child of Magic Johnson,
• 1:41:41
  shaded the artist for allegedly showing up late
• 1:41:43
  to a Dior show during Paris Fashion Week. Look
• 1:41:51
  at yourself. It's not even because you're a cross
• 1:41:53
  -dresser. I don't care. You're a nepo, baby.
• 1:41:55
  You're annoying. Rihanna claps back in the comments.
• 1:41:59
  Oh, yeah. You know, she ain't taking that from
• 1:42:02
  EJ. EJ's used to everyone kissing his or her
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  ass. Under a video circulating online of EJ and
• 1:42:11
  their team being blocked from entering a hotel
• 1:42:13
  by staff. Man, EJ should have tried to play the
• 1:42:16
  WNBA because she is very tall. What a waste of
• 1:42:20
  height. Right after posing for paparazzi, the
• 1:42:23
  singer simply writes, damn. That's good. Let
• 1:42:26
  EJ be the nepo baby troll that he, she is. The
• 1:42:31
  comments soon gaining tens of thousands of likes.
• 1:42:34
  Yeah, they're going to side with the girl with
• 1:42:35
  20. Alexa, how many hits did Rihanna have? Rihanna's
• 1:42:42
  catalog includes 53 singles as. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:44
  Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Yeah, 53 songs. What
• 1:42:48
  is EJ Johnson done besides be the nepo baby kid
• 1:42:51
  of Magic Johnson? In case you missed it, prior
• 1:42:54
  to Rihanna's comment, EJ recapped their time
• 1:42:56
  at the Dior show on September 29th on Instagram.
• 1:42:59
  During the vlog, EJ revealed the artist made
• 1:43:03
  a fashionably late arrival, holding up the show
• 1:43:06
  for an hour. Who are you? Again, it has nothing
• 1:43:25
  to do with you being a cross -dresser, trans,
• 1:43:27
  whatever. I don't care. Whatever you got to do
• 1:43:29
  in this life, it's fine. But you seem like a
• 1:43:31
  netful baby brat. The show was beautiful nonetheless.
• 1:43:36
  Yeah, and then you didn't respond after Rihanna
• 1:43:40
  responded because you got shaded in the club.
• 1:43:45
  You're a brat. Cannot specify that enough. That
• 1:43:48
  didn't respond on this particular post. Many
• 1:43:50
  fans did come to her defense in the comment section.
• 1:43:53
  All right, that's what EJ wanted was to get talked
• 1:43:56
  about because no one's caring about what EJ is
• 1:43:58
  doing. Justin Timberlake is showing off his longtime
• 1:44:02
  love for Jessica Biel. Oh, yeah, the woman he
• 1:44:05
  cheats on all the time. Oh, yeah. She needs to
• 1:44:09
  have such better thoughts about herself, you
• 1:44:12
  know. The fact that she's even with him is ridiculous.
• 1:44:15
  He cheats on her all the time. I've been around
• 1:44:19
  couples that cheat on each other and it's so
• 1:44:21
  awkward when you're at a party. You're like,
• 1:44:23
  I know you cheat. The Grammy winner shared a
• 1:44:25
  sweet tribute to the actress in honor of their
• 1:44:27
  14th wedding anniversary. Next to a photo of
• 1:44:30
  him and Beal holding hands, he wrote on his Instagram
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  stories October 4th, quote, happy anniversary,
• 1:44:36
  Jessica Beal. And then adding over a separate
• 1:44:38
  photo of the actress wearing a mask, quote, my
• 1:44:41
  favorite person in every lifetime. But not every
• 1:44:43
  single minute, because he was holding hands in
• 1:44:46
  New Orleans with a woman. We all know he likes
• 1:44:50
  to play with women. It's very honest. Singer
• 1:44:53
  also called Beal the greatest mom. Yeah, it's
• 1:44:56
  one of those business relationships I've seen
• 1:44:59
  with morning radio where it works well, the kids
• 1:45:02
  have parents under the same roof, even if their
• 1:45:05
  parents aren't having sex with the same people.
• 1:45:08
  For a picture of the couple with their sons Silas
• 1:45:11
  and Phineas. Oh yeah, those kids hopefully are
• 1:45:14
  getting raised by Jessica Beal because, you know,
• 1:45:17
  she's the better parent. And while Beal has been
• 1:45:19
  Timberlake's senorita for over a decade now,
• 1:45:23
  They're just getting started. Oh, yeah. Alexa,
• 1:45:27
  do you think Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica
• 1:45:29
  Biel in the 14 years they've been married? Look,
• 1:45:36
  there have been rumors over the years, but nothing
• 1:45:38
  confirmed. They just celebrated their 14th anniversary
• 1:45:41
  yesterday with sweet posts, so they seem pretty
• 1:45:44
  solid right now. As he wrote over a photo of
• 1:45:46
  his wife wrapping her arms around him, quote,
• 1:45:49
  14 down, forever to go. And a side check, I'm
• 1:45:52
  hitting up tonight. Beal, for her part, also
• 1:45:56
  proved that she's loving it. After all these
• 1:45:58
  years with her husband, writing over photos of
• 1:46:01
  her and Timberlake on her own Instagram stories,
• 1:46:03
  quote, Happy anniversary, my love. It's so staged.
• 1:46:08
  You know, she gave him a talking to after that
• 1:46:10
  deal, right? Mm -hmm. Justin Timberlake. That's
• 1:46:15
  my karma. I played the clip again. My bad. I'm
• 1:46:18
  juggling so much over here. It was a promise
• 1:46:22
  I made to Pearl from the moment I said we were
• 1:46:25
  doing this. Fulfilling it. All right. So they're
• 1:46:29
  Jack Osborne and Pearl are honoring Ozzy Osbourne
• 1:46:35
  for Halloween. Yeah, that was definitely kind
• 1:46:37
  of his vibe, you know, in the club. Move over,
• 1:46:43
  Clark Kent. There's another undercover hunk in
• 1:46:45
  our midst. Oh, geez. This reporter definitely
• 1:46:48
  wants to suck off. All right. See you guys. and
• 1:46:51
  his name is Ryan Seacrest. So Ryan Seacrest posts
• 1:46:54
  shirtless, and they have that competition that,
• 1:46:56
  like, iHeart's sending emails, like, when, you
• 1:46:59
  know, time with iHeart, produce a podcast. Yeah,
• 1:47:03
  I'm good. I'm hanging out over here in the club,
• 1:47:07
  you know. I ain't really tripping on it. Ah,
• 1:47:11
  time for Gypsy Rose Blanchard news. Gypsy Rose
• 1:47:19
  Blanchard reveals the wedding she once envisioned
• 1:47:22
  with Ken Urker. Why is it that we're pretending
• 1:47:25
  like she had nothing to do with him dying? I'm
• 1:47:29
  telling you, there's something really sketchy
• 1:47:31
  about this, bro. Four months before Ken's death
• 1:47:34
  at age 34, the life after walk -up star details
• 1:47:37
  what their future could be. It's so weird that
• 1:47:39
  he's dead. I feel like we're not really processing
• 1:47:41
  it. Like, he's dead. Look like if they ever decided
• 1:47:45
  to tie the knot. Gypsy tells the TMZ podcast
• 1:47:47
  back in May, I don't want to have a clicky wedding.
• 1:47:51
  I want to have the big wedding. I want to have
• 1:47:53
  the poofy dress. All right, so there's her and
• 1:47:56
  pooting all night. And then we got this headline
• 1:48:01
  right here. Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ex -husband,
• 1:48:08
  Ryan Anderson, reacts to the death of her boyfriend,
• 1:48:11
  Ken Urker. Right. She cheated on you with him
• 1:48:16
  and ended up having a kid. What he did is the
• 1:48:22
  most beta male ridiculous thing a man can do.
• 1:48:26
  Ryan breaks his silence on the Sarah Frazier
• 1:48:28
  show. No one's asking for your opinion, Ryan.
• 1:48:31
  This makes you look like a beta male. Now women
• 1:48:34
  are going to be like, he's not over Gypsy Rose
• 1:48:37
  Blanchard. She must just be amazing in bed. Podcast
• 1:48:41
  October 2nd, saying he found out about Urker's
• 1:48:44
  death through Instagram. Yeah, he was probably
• 1:48:46
  like, woohoo, here's my chance. Dude, she had
• 1:48:49
  a kid with him and cheated on you and you want
• 1:48:51
  her back? Adding, I didn't believe it at first.
• 1:48:54
  I was like, no. That's not true. You were probably
• 1:48:57
  cheering. Gypsy's ex says his shock quickly shifted
• 1:49:00
  to concern about Gypsy and her and Ken's 21 -month
• 1:49:03
  -old daughter, Aurora. What a beta, man. I hate
• 1:49:09
  that term because it reminds me of Andrew Tate.
• 1:49:11
  Why do you care what this broad's doing? She
• 1:49:13
  cheated on you. He says on the pod, my immediate
• 1:49:16
  thought went to, how's Gypsy? I'm sure my exes
• 1:49:20
  have had breakups since breaking up with me,
• 1:49:22
  and I'm like, what? I don't give a shit. My immediate
• 1:49:24
  thought was, how's she doing, and what about
• 1:49:26
  their kid? I mean, we all did kind of think that,
• 1:49:30
  because we know that Ken Urker was the only thing
• 1:49:32
  that was going to keep that kid sane. That broad,
• 1:49:35
  no, the Gypsy Rose Blanchard is not meant to
• 1:49:37
  be a mom. And while Ryan notes that he and Ken
• 1:49:40
  never really saw eye to eye. You could have if
• 1:49:43
  you ran a train. He still feels for Gypsy's late
• 1:49:46
  boyfriend and his loved ones. Oh, that's good.
• 1:49:49
  He explains you still hate to hear that somebody
• 1:49:51
  passed away. You know what I mean? Especially
• 1:49:54
  when it's like 33 years on. As for where he stands
• 1:49:57
  with his ex -wife, Ryan admits he and Gypsy haven't
• 1:50:00
  been in contact for almost a year. Yeah, I haven't
• 1:50:02
  been in contact with my exes for between four
• 1:50:04
  to ten years. That's what you're not supposed
• 1:50:06
  to do. Ryan, just grow up and move on. Newly
• 1:50:16
  released body cam video shows the moment police
• 1:50:19
  took Luigi Mangione into custody at a Pennsylvania
• 1:50:22
  McDonald's December 9th of 2024. He was wearing
• 1:50:25
  a mask. Yeah. He was really watching out for
• 1:50:30
  COVID. This Halloween, sticker shock is no trick.
• 1:50:36
  You know, the price of many popular assortments
• 1:50:38
  has nearly doubled since 2020, leaving a lot
• 1:50:42
  of shoppers paying more. for fewer treats. Yeah,
• 1:50:46
  these corporations are just fucking us without
• 1:50:48
  lube. At least get some lube and it can make
• 1:50:50
  us feel a little comfortable. Between fighting
• 1:50:54
  off suitors, dinosaurs, and a hard -to -please
• 1:50:57
  yet stylish boss, Anne Hathaway is ready for
• 1:51:00
  a much -needed break. I see actress wrapping
• 1:51:03
  up the press tour for her new film, Verity, with
• 1:51:05
  an... So she's saying she's going to disappear.
• 1:51:11
  Bye. We don't really miss you. You're about to
• 1:51:12
  have a kid. Hope you disappear. You know what
• 1:51:15
  I mean? What's up, YTV? This is your boy DJ Y
• 1:51:22
  and I'm back with one and only, the biggest boss,
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  Ricky Rose. So, Rick Rose has some words for
• 1:51:28
  his fans after the long night. Check this out.
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  Oh yeah, even though I strangled my woman. God,
• 1:51:43
  I don't like Rick Rose. You know who else I don't
• 1:51:47
  like? Is Elon Musk. He is a deadbeat then. Good
• 1:51:55
  morning, folks! Pour coffee in the cup! Lions
• 1:51:59
  are awake! And they are acting up! The rocket
• 1:52:09
  on the launch pad, there's a stroller by the
• 1:52:10
  door A calendar with circles and a list of things
• 1:52:13
  to do some more When the school bell starts,
• 1:52:15
  it's ringing and the pancakes hit the plate Suck
• 1:52:18
  to answer for, hey, don't be late The phone is
• 1:52:21
  buzzing, the clock says eight Luncheon don't
• 1:52:25
  make, ride to the lot Breakfast time shot, the
• 1:52:51
  bus is pulling out Ex -missing one shoe, teacher
• 1:52:56
  saying, we need to hear Unless you're an artist
• 1:54:28
  and you're probably mad in a club that that exists.
• 1:54:38
  Yeah. I love when these women want to get famous
• 1:54:44
  off of Elon and then they realize that how he
• 1:54:48
  treats one woman is how he's going to treat...
• 1:54:50
  All women. You're no exception in the club, okay?
• 1:54:55
  And the sooner you realize that, the better.
• 1:54:57
  But these women can't help it because women love
• 1:55:00
  a project. They love a woman they can try to
• 1:55:03
  fix. I mean, if they are bi, but they love a
• 1:55:07
  man they can fix. And they think they can fix
• 1:55:09
  Elon, but unfortunately, there is no fixing Elon.
• 1:55:12
  And came with, quote, no warning. The venture
• 1:55:15
  capitalist has been in a five -year relationship
• 1:55:17
  with the Tesla founder. Oh, yeah, and she thought
• 1:55:21
  it was going to last forever, even though he
• 1:55:23
  was cheating on you all the time and you have
• 1:55:25
  no credibility. Sharing four -year -old twins,
• 1:55:28
  Strider and Azor. What about the Ashley Sinclair
• 1:55:32
  brought in a kid? Will you allow that? As well
• 1:55:34
  as two -year -old Arcadia and their baby, Selden.
• 1:55:38
  Yeah, look at all his previous relationships.
• 1:55:40
  You don't think that's going to be you? That
• 1:55:42
  goes with any gender. Guys. If a girl consistently
• 1:55:45
  has breakups where she hates the man, that's
• 1:55:48
  going to be you. Yeah, you should always expect
• 1:56:03
  that, though. I mean, he literally laid off like
• 1:56:05
  one -fifth of the government or even more. But
• 1:56:11
  I'm just saying, whenever somebody treats somebody
• 1:56:15
  badly and they're a narcissist, expect them if
• 1:56:18
  they treat others badly but they haven't done
• 1:56:20
  it to you yet expect it to come but that's just
• 1:56:23
  how it is sometimes siobhan also added screenshots
• 1:56:26
  of texts appearing to be from elon where the
• 1:56:28
  former couple exchanged i love you messages oh
• 1:56:31
  wow he was probably saying that while getting
• 1:56:33
  sucked off just one week prior she adds i feel
• 1:56:37
  happy that i got to show elon how it feels to
• 1:56:39
  be deeply understood yeah you know i don't think
• 1:56:43
  so nurtured and peacefully loved with stability
• 1:56:46
  and gentleness while he was having kids with
• 1:56:48
  other people not just having sex but kids you're
• 1:56:52
  out of your freaking mind no wonder you dated
• 1:56:54
  him you're crazy given the tumultuous nature
• 1:56:56
  of his early life his often tortured soul and
• 1:56:59
  how hard he fights for humanity okay well you're
• 1:57:03
  just proving you're dumb the hour will be right
• 1:57:22
  back whatever need to be affectionate and you
• 1:57:32
  can see that with barack and michelle as well
• 1:57:36
  they do a lot of touching kissing even fisting
• 1:57:39
  and we'll call it a day you men were so big and
• 1:57:47
  that's what real women need it looks like you
• 1:57:54
  went and got a job not on the ipad screen whatever
• 1:57:57
  the case might be in your hand and a sock you
• 1:57:59
  know whatever like thank you but also i would
• 1:58:02
  love to be I'm getting railed, but... Use bucket
• 1:58:05
  loads of lube. If you think you have enough lube,
• 1:58:08
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