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Ep. 4 - Edy Modica & Francesca D'Uva · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_00: Are we rolling?
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SPEAKER_00: We're rolling.
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SPEAKER_00: Ah.
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SPEAKER_01: How are you?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, we're back.
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SPEAKER_01: We're back.
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SPEAKER_01: Where did that pretty little boy go that was here last time?
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SPEAKER_01: What was his name?
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SPEAKER_01: Antonino?
0:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he he's still here.
0:23
SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_00: Gina's back in a huge way.
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SPEAKER_00: Maron.
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SPEAKER_00: Last episode it was just us boys, but um boys, no.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm back in full guiche.
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SPEAKER_00: And you look gorgeous for the people.
0:35
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
0:36
SPEAKER_00: Are you gagging faggot?
0:39
SPEAKER_00: I've been dying.
0:40
SPEAKER_00: That's sort of like Cape Orlant, right?
0:41
SPEAKER_00: From what's the other two?
0:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:43
SPEAKER_00: They're gagging for you faggot.
0:45
SPEAKER_00: I am gagging for you faggot.
0:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
0:46
SPEAKER_00: But I think it's funny if it's like a question, like, are you gagging Faggot?
0:49
SPEAKER_00: Is that a new segment that we're gonna go into?
0:51
SPEAKER_00: Are you just gagging for my shoe?
0:53
SPEAKER_00: I love that shoe.
0:54
SPEAKER_00: I know.
0:54
SPEAKER_00: I thought they were cool, and then they came in person, and I was like, are these losery?
0:58
SPEAKER_00: I can't tell.
0:58
SPEAKER_01: That's kind of how I felt about these pants.
1:00
SPEAKER_00: Um It's giving loser.
1:02
SPEAKER_00: No, no, those are really cool.
1:03
SPEAKER_00: They're like uh they're like covered in ink, like your pen blew up.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I like was going to steal them and like the chalk like bomb exploded and in my cross.
1:11
SPEAKER_01: Nine big pens um yeah exploded.
1:15
SPEAKER_01: So who uh who are you wearing and what is your problem?
1:16
SPEAKER_01: I guess that's the question that we Who am I wearing?
1:19
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know the designer, which is shitty because I think it actually is designer.
1:22
SPEAKER_00: Got on the real reel.
1:23
SPEAKER_00: I mean No, no, on uh rent the runway.
1:25
SPEAKER_00: That's embarrassing.
1:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, rent the runway, but then I bought the runway.
1:28
SPEAKER_00: I was like, you know what?
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SPEAKER_00: I need I need this more.
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SPEAKER_01: The renting to buying the runway pipeline.
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SPEAKER_00: Rent the runway is fucking really dumb.
1:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:36
SPEAKER_00: But I guess it's nice, like if people want designer clothes.
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SPEAKER_00: I did it's not that cheap, and it just feels like I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I did a pass on it just for fun, looking for women's clothes.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: Um for no reason.
1:47
SPEAKER_01: Um and there really wasn't like I feel like we got that one, and there was the orange dress that we got that those were both gorgeous and fun, and like something you would like want to wear out for like a look.
1:56
SPEAKER_01: But everything on there I was looking at was so bleh, it was so dull, dull, dull.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's not a huge selection.
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SPEAKER_00: But when you do see something cool and then you see it on someone else, and you're like, oh, that's rent the wrong way, it's forget it.
2:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're over.
2:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:09
SPEAKER_00: These, I don't know, we'll uh they're called 10th floor, and they're that like stupid cheese wedgie trend.
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SPEAKER_00: I like that.
2:14
SPEAKER_00: But again, I can't tell.
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SPEAKER_00: Loser.
2:16
SPEAKER_00: But you fears.
2:17
SPEAKER_01: You were saying that you felt like they were too on trend, and I thought the trend was more of like the blocked off, like, you know, I don't know.
2:22
SPEAKER_00: One of our guests said they were ti c classy, so not not on trend.
2:26
SPEAKER_01: Maybe it's not coming enough.
2:28
SPEAKER_01: Coming on momentarily, or yeah, yeah.
2:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
2:31
SPEAKER_00: That's like another guess.
2:32
SPEAKER_00: And my problem, let's see, my problem is so Stephen Perfidia, Queen Perfidia, did my hair and decided without asking me to just throw a little purple in my part.
2:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh colour spray.
2:46
SPEAKER_00: My problem is I really wanted to wear a red lip.
2:48
SPEAKER_01: And now I I felt like I couldn't because uh but let's break it down because this wig is naturally blue and pink, and and the wig stylist just added a tiny little spray of magenta e-purple.
2:58
SPEAKER_00: Which is fine if you're dealing with like a normal person, but I'm a psychopath, and I was like such a crybaby about it.
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SPEAKER_00: I just all night I was like, I don't even want to wear that, I don't even want to exist because of this.
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SPEAKER_00: Like it's subtle and arguably beautiful.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it looks amazing and gorgeous, but again, that's what makes you leave New York.
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SPEAKER_01: Last time it was the brown nail, and this time it's the it's the three strands of hair that were painted the wrong color.
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SPEAKER_00: Totally.
3:21
SPEAKER_00: It's fine, it works.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't need a red lip, a new lip's fine.
3:23
SPEAKER_00: To make it a problem, I guess it would be communicating what I want out of a wig.
3:27
SPEAKER_00: Because I can never seem to like get what I want.
3:30
SPEAKER_01: Maybe I just gotta learn.
3:32
SPEAKER_01: I think you're kind of in the safe zone.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't think you typically have to tell a hairstylist just preemptively don't add color spray.
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SPEAKER_01: Without asking it to my unit that I would have, it's fine.
3:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's fine.
3:46
SPEAKER_01: It's gorgeous.
3:46
SPEAKER_01: It looks great.
3:47
SPEAKER_00: Uh do you like my earring?
3:48
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
3:48
SPEAKER_01: I I made it for you.
3:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah, you did.
3:50
SPEAKER_00: You did.
3:51
SPEAKER_00: Because true.
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SPEAKER_00: So I love my work.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a it's gorgeous.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, I bought a set of earrings that said okay, but I didn't think that was funny.
3:58
SPEAKER_00: I thought like one, like, okay, yeah, was funny.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, it is twice would be like not cool, I feel.
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SPEAKER_00: But I don't know.
4:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:06
SPEAKER_00: What do I know?
4:06
SPEAKER_00: What do I know?
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SPEAKER_01: Pretty near.
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SPEAKER_00: So who are you wearing and what is your problem?
4:11
SPEAKER_01: So my my color explosion pants that are a little too subtle.
4:14
SPEAKER_01: Um they were they were they were like um final sale and they were like 30 bucks.
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SPEAKER_01: So I was like, okay, sure, add to cart.
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SPEAKER_01: Um love.
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SPEAKER_01: Because I've this whole this whole project made me realize I really need a lot more um clothing.
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SPEAKER_01: Clothing uh friends, friends, money, uh self-esteem, mental health.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh no, pants.
4:32
SPEAKER_01: S S R I.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, and then this is uh this is Saturdays, I think.
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SPEAKER_01: Saturday surf or something?
4:40
SPEAKER_01: What?
4:40
SPEAKER_01: Saturday surf?
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SPEAKER_01: No, just Saturdays.
4:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh um I stopped surfing a long time ago.
4:45
SPEAKER_01: You know that.
4:45
SPEAKER_01: Last night.
4:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:46
SPEAKER_01: Uh no, I have something that I think about that keeps me up at night is that on the first episode I erroneously said the sweater I was wearing was Saturdays and it's not.
4:53
SPEAKER_01: It was Elder Statesman.
4:54
SPEAKER_01: And this is we gotta go back to the show.
4:55
SPEAKER_01: So I'm that's what makes me leave New York that I read to it.
4:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:58
SPEAKER_00: And would you call that a bowling shirt?
5:00
SPEAKER_00: I think it's giving bowling shirt.
5:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:02
SPEAKER_00: You were saying that like it's random that you haven't gone through a huge bowling shirt phase, and I agree.
5:05
SPEAKER_00: Because like, no offense, you look like you you have your own ball.
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unknown: Yeah.
5:09
SPEAKER_01: Like you break it.
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SPEAKER_01: 100%.
5:11
SPEAKER_01: I bring it to the alley.
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SPEAKER_01: Dangerously close to like, you know, being the guy who had bowling shoes like outside of the lanes, you know what I mean?
5:16
SPEAKER_01: Like around like eighth, ninth grade, I was like, I wonder how I could get those.
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SPEAKER_01: I've seen people do that, but I never did.
5:21
SPEAKER_01: So now I'm now I'm here.
5:23
SPEAKER_01: Uh, but that's what I'm wearing.
5:26
SPEAKER_01: Um oh, I have this little dangly um cochring earring and that I was saying that um in real life it's like a little too big.
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SPEAKER_01: Like it doesn't, it's like the uh space between like the sides of the hoop are too far apart, so it always feels feels like it's like gonna fall out.
5:42
SPEAKER_01: And I said now you say it's too big now, but give it a week, you'll be like, I need bigger.
5:46
SPEAKER_01: And you said that about your cochrane too.
5:47
SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
5:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm saying cochring, but I mean Prince Albert.
5:50
SPEAKER_01: Um get used to it, yeah.
5:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:52
SPEAKER_01: Um and my problem, okay.
5:54
SPEAKER_00: It's not really big.
5:55
SPEAKER_00: Prince Albert, sorry.
5:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm just thinking of someone who I dated that had a Prince Albert.
5:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Not date, I we were hooking up.
6:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: My manager at the Gothic school.
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SPEAKER_00: You dated.
6:05
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's how you dated.
6:06
SPEAKER_00: I worked at Gothic Renaissance.
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SPEAKER_00: That was like a low point.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, somehow like you got nothing out of that.
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SPEAKER_01: Like you costumes, some costumes.
6:14
SPEAKER_01: Well, what costumes?
6:15
SPEAKER_00: If you need the white like harnessed.
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SPEAKER_00: If you need a cape, I I still am on good terms.
6:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh, right, right, right, yeah.
6:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: My boss was named Stitch, like in a steampunk way.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, and so yeah, we were we used to hook up on the floor.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:29
SPEAKER_00: After hours.
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SPEAKER_00: And that isn't that one for the books.
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SPEAKER_01: I wish I had the okay ring so I could just say, okay.
6:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's very like, okay.
6:36
SPEAKER_01: But it's not, but it's giving, it's giving okay, and I really wanted to be more like, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Like I wanted to be neutral like me.
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SPEAKER_00: Question mark.
6:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:43
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, he had a Prince Albert, he pierced himself, and it was fine.
6:48
SPEAKER_00: I didn't feel it.
6:48
SPEAKER_00: It didn't feel like it didn't feel like anything.
6:50
SPEAKER_01: Uh that's scary.
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SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
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SPEAKER_01: The idea of it.
6:54
SPEAKER_01: I bypassed the feeling.
6:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
6:56
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not talking about you feeling his cockroach, his Prince Albert, and you're thinking about your pee-pee getting ugh, yeah.
7:02
SPEAKER_00: Ugh.
7:03
SPEAKER_01: Just do it.
7:04
SPEAKER_00: Everyone's doing it.
7:06
SPEAKER_01: It becomes just like just do it yourself.
7:08
SPEAKER_00: Um, I interrupted.
7:09
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
7:10
SPEAKER_01: You can't say Prince Albert around me.
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SPEAKER_01: Sorry, yeah, or me either.
7:13
SPEAKER_01: Or stitch.
7:13
SPEAKER_01: Um, what I was saying was that my problem, and I've been thinking about this because it randomly connects back to the one through line of this entire podcast.
7:23
SPEAKER_01: Every episode, we've said the line, you've said the line, time is a circle.
7:27
SPEAKER_01: And my problem is that I watched the first episode of the new season of True Detective, of which you are you're you are misinterpreting the line, which is time is a flat circle.
7:37
SPEAKER_01: And when I say that, I'm not I'm not referencing anything.
7:40
SPEAKER_01: Regardless, I watched the first episode of the new season, and it's garbage.
7:43
SPEAKER_01: And my problem is that nothing is good anymore.
7:46
SPEAKER_01: All TV is garbage.
7:48
SPEAKER_01: Everything new coming out is is bad.
7:51
SPEAKER_01: And I was so disappointed because I loved the original true detective and I was like, I'm ready to get back into it.
7:55
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be so like eerie and spooky and dark and fun.
7:58
SPEAKER_01: And then I watched it and it was like, oh my god, no.
8:01
SPEAKER_01: It was no.
8:02
SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what that is, true detective.
8:04
SPEAKER_00: Well, we're gonna watch every episode right now.
8:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:07
SPEAKER_00: It's a recap of that's what this podcast has got is a recap of starting out.
8:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:12
SPEAKER_00: Um, so your problem is you are having a hard time finding a good show.
8:16
SPEAKER_01: It's not that I'm having a well, yes, I am having a hard time finding a good show because um doesn't I can't seem to find any.
8:21
SPEAKER_01: That's your crappy.
8:22
SPEAKER_01: That's my problem.
8:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
8:23
SPEAKER_00: Do you like my belly out?
8:24
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
8:26
SPEAKER_00: I can't wear a corset because there's a hole.
8:28
SPEAKER_00: And oh, is there?
8:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's a hole.
8:30
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
8:31
SPEAKER_00: Um, I was saying it's giving like cousin at the graduation party.
8:36
SPEAKER_00: Viewers, listeners, you can't see its T-length.
8:38
SPEAKER_00: So it's just like that cousin who like for whatever fucking reason in a zebra had to do zebra look.
8:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:43
SPEAKER_00: With a gift bang, chopping it off, and then leaving after 20 minutes.
8:49
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, I'd wear this to a graduation party.
8:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we have very different uh cousins.
8:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yes, we do.
8:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh should we introduce ourselves?
8:58
SPEAKER_00: 20,000 years.
8:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 20,000 years later.
9:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm Mike Fales.
9:01
SPEAKER_00: And I'm Angie Balasone, aka That Girl Gina, and this is the big hunting couch.
9:05
SPEAKER_00: Hunty couch.
9:07
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, ooh.
9:08
SPEAKER_00: Like low energy.
9:09
SPEAKER_00: Like, this is the big hunty couch.
9:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm wrapping up.
9:14
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
9:14
SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah.
9:15
SPEAKER_01: Uh we went out this weekend.
9:17
SPEAKER_01: We went out this weekend, and we went out yes.
9:20
SPEAKER_01: Saturday, Friday and Saturday.
9:22
SPEAKER_01: I know, which is kind of I was impressed for you.
9:24
SPEAKER_01: I yeah, it's a it's a it's tough for me.
9:26
SPEAKER_00: It's hard getting them out these days.
9:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:28
SPEAKER_00: They hold these old bones uh she likes to pack it in early.
9:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:31
SPEAKER_00: Um not me.
9:32
SPEAKER_00: I'm like a disgusting whore.
9:34
SPEAKER_00: Somebody still act pretending like I'm fucking 22.
9:37
SPEAKER_01: Thank God.
9:37
SPEAKER_01: I mean, if you can, if you got it, go for it.
9:40
SPEAKER_01: But the result that's the result of two nights in a row.
9:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:45
SPEAKER_01: I can't, yeah.
9:46
SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
9:47
SPEAKER_00: Um, it was fun though.
9:48
SPEAKER_00: We saw our friends.
9:49
SPEAKER_00: She would teach my ex telling you that I used to cum buckets into her.
9:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
9:55
SPEAKER_01: I was like, I was like, wait, which ex?
9:56
SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh, your oh, Sarah.
9:57
SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
9:58
SPEAKER_01: Spoiler alerto, I'm bisexual.
9:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, didn't uh I didn't know that your load was so big, but I guess I was like, Sarah! She's like, this thing was overflowing.
10:06
SPEAKER_01: It was like, okay, cool.
10:07
SPEAKER_01: I guess I'm not mad at that, but uh didn't know you were gonna share that.
10:11
SPEAKER_01: She got on she got on the mic at the bar and she was like, my ex shoots loads.
10:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so there's that.
10:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm glad to know that now.
10:20
SPEAKER_01: So not anymore.
10:21
SPEAKER_01: Not anymore.
10:22
SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?
10:23
SPEAKER_01: Shooting blanks.
10:26
SPEAKER_01: Because of the anyways.
10:29
SPEAKER_01: Anyways, well, should we uh take a break and then bring out our guests?
10:32
SPEAKER_01: We share a show.
10:34
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be a good show.
10:36
SPEAKER_01: Be right back.
10:44
SPEAKER_01: And we're back with the arm with our two amazing guests.
10:49
SPEAKER_01: We have Edie Monica and Francesca Doom.
10:54
SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much for having us.
10:58
SPEAKER_00: What is that?
10:58
SPEAKER_00: A little hockey horn.
10:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:00
SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, that way sitting in the audience in a at a game.
11:06
SPEAKER_02: What if I did this?
11:07
SPEAKER_00: There's no hockey.
11:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, ASMR.
11:11
SPEAKER_02: I like that's my favorite part of the room.
11:13
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, that's so funny because it's temporary and I hate it.
11:16
SPEAKER_04: You are so like, you're so like picky about details.
11:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:20
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know that about you.
11:21
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know.
11:22
SPEAKER_02: And I'm learning that fast.
11:24
SPEAKER_00: That I'm at like crazy seconds.
11:25
SPEAKER_00: That you're crazy.
11:26
SPEAKER_02: It's kind of cool.
11:28
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know.
11:29
SPEAKER_02: I always thought you were cool.
11:32
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
11:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
11:34
SPEAKER_00: I'm not.
11:36
SPEAKER_00: I like stamped out in your fucking forehead.
11:38
SPEAKER_01: But like you did.
11:41
SPEAKER_01: When it leaves a mark on someone's face.
11:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, it's not a good thing.
11:47
SPEAKER_02: So it was earrings and it was O and K and you together.
11:51
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
11:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm like K-OK.
11:53
SPEAKER_02: No.
11:53
SPEAKER_02: That's later.
11:54
SPEAKER_04: You know what would be cool?
11:55
SPEAKER_04: Okay, go.
11:59
SPEAKER_00: That would be cool.
12:01
SPEAKER_00: You'll have to make me some.
12:02
SPEAKER_01: Um yeah, Angie's crazy and he's a loser.
12:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm also crazy, but in like very different ways.
12:07
SPEAKER_01: It's like all the tools hanging on the wall.
12:09
SPEAKER_01: It's like that's for my insanity.
12:10
SPEAKER_01: No, I noticed that.
12:11
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
12:11
SPEAKER_02: We were talking about that.
12:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
12:13
SPEAKER_02: That's interesting.
12:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:14
SPEAKER_01: He's been staring at it.
12:16
SPEAKER_01: Like I literally took a picture of it when I finished, and I was like, I've been looking at it all weekend.
12:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, God.
12:20
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
12:21
SPEAKER_01: It looks like rub one out for that.
12:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
12:23
SPEAKER_00: Let's all rub one out for that uh grid of tools later.
12:27
SPEAKER_04: I've never done anything that looks that nervous.
12:29
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't like my life like that in my body.
12:32
SPEAKER_00: It is satisfying to see that level of organization.
12:35
SPEAKER_01: It's also what's crazy about it is that it's like I'm not organized like that in at my apartment, like in my personal life.
12:39
SPEAKER_01: It's like something about like this project like forces me to go as crazy as possible.
12:43
SPEAKER_00: Let just like yeah, just but I will say when I'm out of drag, I'm less like I think I'm slightly more one click cooler.
12:49
SPEAKER_00: Just one click.
12:49
SPEAKER_00: Really?
12:50
SPEAKER_00: One click.
12:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, for sure.
12:52
SPEAKER_02: No, yeah.
12:53
SPEAKER_00: The pickiness comes out.
12:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it feels like it's part of the personality.
12:57
SPEAKER_02: I get it.
12:57
SPEAKER_02: The second you put nails on, I feel like it like it adds a different level.
13:01
SPEAKER_02: Have you ever done nails?
13:02
SPEAKER_02: Never.
13:02
SPEAKER_02: Have you?
13:03
SPEAKER_02: You need to.
13:04
SPEAKER_00: You need to, Fran.
13:05
SPEAKER_00: No, I can't do nails on it.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: Just do the press-on ones.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: And just walk around with Kaylee.
13:10
SPEAKER_02: Just like me.
13:12
SPEAKER_04: Telling her what to do.
13:14
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if I have it in me.
13:16
SPEAKER_04: Look at me, bro.
13:18
SPEAKER_04: You could I am looking and I don't know if it's in Ron.
13:22
SPEAKER_00: We need a French tip.
13:24
SPEAKER_00: Honey, you need a French tip.
13:26
SPEAKER_04: Long?
13:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:27
SPEAKER_04: You know, my nails do get long.
13:28
SPEAKER_04: Oh, really?
13:29
SPEAKER_04: Because I don't clip them.
13:30
SPEAKER_04: Same thing.
13:31
SPEAKER_01: That's skill.
13:32
SPEAKER_00: People like want that.
13:33
SPEAKER_01: But wait, Fran, you were saying off camera that Gina should do uh no nails one time, like a butch.
13:40
SPEAKER_01: Not not butch, just a lesbian.
13:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was like butch.
13:42
SPEAKER_01: No, no, not no nails.
13:42
SPEAKER_03: No Fran got offended by that.
13:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then I had to do it.
13:45
SPEAKER_03: We're a lesbian.
13:45
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't have to be butch.
13:46
SPEAKER_01: So explain, so explain it to explain it to Gina because she needs to be able to do that.
13:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you're not wearing these.
13:52
SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
13:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
13:53
SPEAKER_04: I didn't say do no nails.
13:55
SPEAKER_04: That's disgusting to me.
13:57
SPEAKER_04: Phew! I said don't do the middle two.
14:01
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
14:01
SPEAKER_04: That's what lesbians do.
14:03
SPEAKER_04: So they can stick it in.
14:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:05
SPEAKER_00: I didn't get that.
14:06
SPEAKER_04: But you can say two, huh?
14:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, these two, I think.
14:09
SPEAKER_04: I don't think it's these two.
14:10
SPEAKER_04: It's not these two.
14:11
SPEAKER_04: This one has the most control.
14:12
SPEAKER_04: It depends on the angle.
14:15
SPEAKER_04: This these two.
14:18
SPEAKER_00: This might be sound ignorant, but it's a long.
14:20
SPEAKER_04: I'm blushing.
14:21
SPEAKER_00: The lesbian's like one in the sink.
14:23
SPEAKER_00: 20 in the pink, one in the sink.
14:25
SPEAKER_00: It depends on the person.
14:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would imagine.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: I just put a butt plug in my butt for the first time.
14:30
SPEAKER_02: Really?
14:30
SPEAKER_02: Yes, alone.
14:32
SPEAKER_02: Did you like it?
14:33
SPEAKER_02: Um I couldn't get, I needed someone to push it all the way in.
14:37
SPEAKER_02: It kept going like I would push in, then it would slowly go like it wants to come out.
14:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I painted my wall that way.
14:47
SPEAKER_00: So is it in now?
14:49
SPEAKER_02: Is it in now?
14:50
SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah.
14:51
SPEAKER_02: Is it really inside?
14:52
SPEAKER_02: Is it really?
14:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: I can't get it out.
14:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's no base.
14:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: Wait, you can wear little wings went in too.
14:57
SPEAKER_01: I know that.
14:58
SPEAKER_02: You can't wear it around.
14:59
SPEAKER_01: You can wear it around.
15:00
SPEAKER_02: I think I could.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: But I don't think it has like a it doesn't have uh enough of a back end to like keep it in.
15:07
SPEAKER_02: It would just want to fall out.
15:08
SPEAKER_02: I think my it's too wet down there for me.
15:10
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's too much to keep slipping out.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: Maybe it's not big enough.
15:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what I was gonna say.
15:14
SPEAKER_02: Oh, the butt plug.
15:14
SPEAKER_02: I was like my buttons.
15:16
SPEAKER_02: Your butt is so big.
15:18
SPEAKER_02: It's so tiny, it's hard to get anything in there.
15:20
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
15:21
SPEAKER_00: I need to like dilate it with ice cream cones.
15:23
SPEAKER_04: Isn't everyone small?
15:26
SPEAKER_04: Some people's are big.
15:27
SPEAKER_04: I guess you could stretch it out.
15:28
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
15:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, some people I um naturally wide set um by hole.
15:33
SPEAKER_04: I see that.
15:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm more of a top, and some people, yeah, really do have like a hole that like is ready to go.
15:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you sucks in everything.
15:44
SPEAKER_00: It's like whoa! It's like curvy.
15:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's 100%.
15:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:48
SPEAKER_04: You know, I just watched Interstellar.
15:50
SPEAKER_04: So what'd you say?
15:51
SPEAKER_04: I just watched Interstellar.
15:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
15:54
SPEAKER_01: I've never seen it.
15:55
SPEAKER_04: I don't know anything about it.
15:56
SPEAKER_04: Never mind.
15:56
SPEAKER_04: What are you talking about?
15:58
SPEAKER_05: We're like, wait, what things getting?
16:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh, the black hole.
16:03
SPEAKER_01: I was like, wait, how does it do with buttholes in the bigger thing?
16:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it.
16:06
SPEAKER_01: My bad.
16:07
SPEAKER_04: Well, I was watching this show called Good Sex that I recommended to Edie today.
16:11
SPEAKER_04: I didn't watch it.
16:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's really good.
16:13
SPEAKER_04: Everybody's gotta watch it.
16:15
SPEAKER_04: It's called Good Sex on HBO Max.
16:17
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
16:17
SPEAKER_00: Is it good?
16:18
SPEAKER_04: It's really good sex.
16:20
SPEAKER_04: But she talks about Ben Wa balls on that.
16:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
16:24
SPEAKER_01: Which I had never heard of, but those are like balls you put in your vagina.
16:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I thought you were saying Ben Waballs.
16:30
SPEAKER_02: Ben Waballs?
16:31
SPEAKER_02: Ben, like a man.
16:33
SPEAKER_02: No.
16:34
SPEAKER_00: I yeah, I thought it was like Ben Wah's balls.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: Ben.
16:39
SPEAKER_04: They're called Ben Wah.
16:40
SPEAKER_04: Like I think maybe they could have been named after a man named Ben.
16:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:44
SPEAKER_04: And they go in your butthole?
16:45
SPEAKER_04: They go in your vagina.
16:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh, like a yoni egg?
16:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think so.
16:49
SPEAKER_04: But they have a string attached.
16:50
SPEAKER_04: I'd never heard of any of that.
16:52
SPEAKER_00: They have a string attached to each other?
16:53
SPEAKER_00: Like canal beads kind of like so you can walk around with it, like a tampo.
16:58
SPEAKER_00: Vagina beads?
16:58
SPEAKER_00: Huh?
16:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:59
SPEAKER_04: And does it strengthen your keto muscles?
17:01
SPEAKER_04: It's like your pelvic floor gets strong and it helps you orgasm vaginally.
17:06
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
17:06
SPEAKER_04: Inside?
17:07
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: I'll take Toronto.
17:09
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
17:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:11
SPEAKER_02: I'd love to try it out.
17:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we gotta stuff uh Eddy up with myself with anything.
17:16
unknown: Yeah.
17:16
SPEAKER_03: Please.
17:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, you know what I realized?
17:20
SPEAKER_00: Not to make it up with me.
17:21
SPEAKER_00: Last week I brought a zebra pillow.
17:23
SPEAKER_00: And now you are and now I became the pillow.
17:25
SPEAKER_00: Which is like so embarrassing because like I wore this because I watched the I wore this because uh I I like reviewed footage and looks I wore.
17:34
SPEAKER_00: I was like, ooh, it's time for like a pattern, you know.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: So that's so embarrassing because like apparently I was craving zebra.
17:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:40
SPEAKER_00: That is so embarrassing.
17:43
SPEAKER_02: You're a fucking loser.
17:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
17:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm gagging you say that in your fucking fur.
17:49
SPEAKER_02: Trend alert, trend alert.
17:52
SPEAKER_02: Is that a trend right now?
17:54
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
17:54
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know.
17:55
SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
17:56
SPEAKER_02: That to me is like 2006.
18:00
SPEAKER_00: I know, it's like I'm worried they're too on trend.
18:02
SPEAKER_00: They're too trendy.
18:03
SPEAKER_00: They're like, honey, they're dating that.
18:04
SPEAKER_03: Don't think so.
18:06
SPEAKER_04: The style's old.
18:08
SPEAKER_04: Isn't it kind of interesting how like people say early 2000s, but they don't always that's like to me, that's not always clicking.
18:18
SPEAKER_04: That's true.
18:18
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
18:19
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
18:19
SPEAKER_04: Like 2006.
18:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's not early.
18:22
SPEAKER_01: That's absolutely.
18:27
SPEAKER_04: Oh, for sure.
18:29
SPEAKER_04: Totally.
18:29
SPEAKER_04: 2000 is basically 98.
18:32
SPEAKER_05: Oof.
18:33
SPEAKER_02: 2000, like for me.
18:35
SPEAKER_02: Or like blingering.
18:37
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
18:38
SPEAKER_01: You know what captures the ugliness?
18:39
SPEAKER_01: You know what captures the ugliness, like a time capsule is America's next top model.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
18:44
SPEAKER_01: Everything the girls are wearing in the first, I want to say, eight seasons, it's like jeans and an office pump.
18:51
SPEAKER_01: Or like jeans and like a tunic top that like goes down like longer on one side and like one spaghetti strap and like a ruffle over there.
18:57
SPEAKER_00: That's like the era of my sister Reba, like at in high school.
19:01
SPEAKER_00: I would she was- You have a sister named Reba?
19:03
SPEAKER_00: Rebecca, but I call her Rebe to be annoying.
19:05
SPEAKER_00: I have another sister, Bianca.
19:07
SPEAKER_00: Like uh beautiful.
19:08
SPEAKER_00: Wow, and Ang, yeah, and Ange Belle, Annabelle.
19:12
SPEAKER_00: Um Annabelle.
19:13
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, she used to dress like shit, but I looked up to her style because she was like my older sister, and we both were in.
19:17
SPEAKER_00: I think she was a yeah, she was a senior, I was a sophomore.
19:20
SPEAKER_00: Junior freshman.
19:21
SPEAKER_00: Uh those are the four, yeah.
19:24
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
19:25
SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, she would wear the trend, then was like a tweed blazer over like top and jeans.
19:32
SPEAKER_00: Like I was heavy on the blazers for the girls.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: I think that's back now.
19:36
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
19:37
SPEAKER_02: I see people looking the way we looked then.
19:42
SPEAKER_02: And they look cool.
19:43
SPEAKER_00: I know.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: Because they're like able to replicate it.
19:46
SPEAKER_02: Like that's what's impressive.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: They're just picking and choosing and like.
19:49
SPEAKER_01: But I think all the pieces now are like cooler than what they were then.
19:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
19:54
SPEAKER_01: Because like you, like I was addicted to wearing a hoodie under a blazer as a as a sophomore in high school.
19:59
SPEAKER_01: It's like, what the fuck was I thinking?
20:01
SPEAKER_01: But it was like an HM blazer and like an HM hoodie.
20:04
SPEAKER_01: But it's like, if I did that now, I I could definitely do that a lot cooler.
20:07
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
20:08
SPEAKER_01: Like I have better pieces.
20:09
SPEAKER_01: But that's like, what was I what was I thinking?
20:10
SPEAKER_01: We would have been best.
20:13
SPEAKER_00: There's no way you're not a douchebag if you're wearing that like now.
20:17
SPEAKER_00: Now?
20:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: I think it's sexy.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think it actually is a cool look.
20:20
SPEAKER_00: Hoodie over a blazer.
20:21
SPEAKER_04: Depending on how the blazer fits.
20:23
SPEAKER_00: Over what?
20:25
SPEAKER_03: That's just laying.
20:30
SPEAKER_01: Honey, the wig's on tight, okay?
20:32
SPEAKER_01: Okay, wait.
20:33
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of clothes, what the segment that we do with everybody is who you're wearing and what is your problem.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: So uh we can ask that of of the two of you.
20:41
SPEAKER_01: And just to be clear, we're not saying it because we're label label whores, we don't really care like what you're wearing, it's just like the idea.
20:46
SPEAKER_01: And like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, give us the story.
20:49
SPEAKER_01: How'd you get here?
20:49
SPEAKER_00: How'd you get here?
20:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, who let you in?
20:51
SPEAKER_00: As in who are you who are you wearing?
20:52
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'll go.
20:53
SPEAKER_00: Go, yeah.
20:54
SPEAKER_02: Um, this is Rainbow.
20:55
SPEAKER_02: I love rainbow.
20:57
SPEAKER_00: It's so good.
20:58
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of a good size, it's like tight.
20:59
SPEAKER_02: Well, now that they do returns, I feel like it's a little bit.
21:02
SPEAKER_02: Sometimes when I'm walking, it goes like this on me, and I'm a little embarrassed.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: No, but like the pile of the fur is like you know, it's not like enormous.
21:10
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, yes.
21:11
SPEAKER_00: It's not like, yeah.
21:12
SPEAKER_02: It makes sense.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: It's like, yeah.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: I just wear when I get on the train with it, I'm like You had a cut.
21:18
SPEAKER_00: You brought it to the salon and had them take it in a little bit.
21:21
SPEAKER_00: Just take it all in a little.
21:23
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
21:23
SPEAKER_02: Um I love that sword.
21:25
SPEAKER_02: That's one of my biggest shopping.
21:27
SPEAKER_02: Because there's one in Ridgewood.
21:28
SPEAKER_02: And on the walk table.
21:31
SPEAKER_00: Run into you there.
21:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
21:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm there a lot.
21:34
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
21:35
SPEAKER_00: I have this.
21:36
SPEAKER_00: But sometimes that one really flops.
21:38
SPEAKER_00: Like when the windows are pumping up and like good.
21:41
SPEAKER_00: The windows, the windows are always on point.
21:43
SPEAKER_00: If they no, no, when they are, that's when you go in.
21:45
SPEAKER_00: But when they're not, it's like it's sad they've done amazing shoes for like a dollar.
21:49
SPEAKER_02: Jean boots of TQ.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: It's just and they'll break, but they're good.
21:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, good for this shit.
21:57
SPEAKER_00: You just need to walk one one inch.
21:59
unknown: Yeah.
22:00
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Everything I'm wearing is fast fashion for the most part.
22:02
SPEAKER_02: I got Brandy Melville under here.
22:04
SPEAKER_02: These are Forever 21.
22:05
SPEAKER_00: Now you both are in Uggs.
22:07
SPEAKER_00: This is interesting.
22:07
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
22:08
SPEAKER_00: Well, it is winter.
22:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:10
SPEAKER_02: These are so dirty.
22:12
SPEAKER_02: Do I have to get new Uggs?
22:13
SPEAKER_02: No.
22:14
SPEAKER_02: They look like shit.
22:15
SPEAKER_00: But I feel like it's kind of cool when they're like, yeah, isn't that like a dirty?
22:18
SPEAKER_04: They're for warmth also.
22:19
SPEAKER_04: Mine are FUGs.
22:20
SPEAKER_04: My mom got these for me.
22:22
SPEAKER_00: These are cool.
22:23
SPEAKER_04: And I think they're cool because of the soul, like the sole, right?
22:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:26
SPEAKER_00: I like them.
22:27
SPEAKER_00: They're different lines.
22:28
SPEAKER_00: It's like an ankle fug.
22:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:30
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys feel like boots, like almost every boot is designed to make you slip and fall?
22:34
SPEAKER_01: Like I feel like no matter what boot I wear, I'm always slipping on ice.
22:36
SPEAKER_01: Like should there be a boot that is like supposed to do the opposite of that?
22:39
SPEAKER_01: Like, isn't that what they're all about?
22:40
SPEAKER_04: Like No shoe can stop you from slipping.
22:44
SPEAKER_04: It's true.
22:45
SPEAKER_04: It's true.
22:46
SPEAKER_01: Unless like it's a metal cleat or something.
22:48
SPEAKER_04: Right.
22:49
SPEAKER_04: Which I'm not wearing.
22:50
SPEAKER_04: Like with picks or like a snowshoe, maybe.
22:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:54
SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
22:55
SPEAKER_04: I have a thing about that.
22:55
SPEAKER_04: I don't think any shoes weren't made to stop you from slipping.
22:59
SPEAKER_00: Unless they're like those kitchen non-slippies.
23:02
SPEAKER_00: You know, not to bring up food industry.
23:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, stop it.
23:06
SPEAKER_00: I know.
23:06
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
23:07
SPEAKER_00: I won't.
23:08
SPEAKER_00: I will miss it.
23:08
SPEAKER_02: I need to I need a job.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: I know.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: I love when you used to work at what was it?
23:12
SPEAKER_00: A blue stove.
23:14
SPEAKER_02: Blue stove.
23:15
SPEAKER_02: Blue stuff.
23:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
23:17
SPEAKER_02: She was.
23:17
SPEAKER_00: Was it the blue stove or just blue stove?
23:19
SPEAKER_00: The blue stove.
23:20
SPEAKER_00: The blue stove.
23:20
SPEAKER_00: The blue, blue stove.
23:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:23
SPEAKER_00: But Edie, do you have a problem?
23:24
SPEAKER_00: What is your problem?
23:26
SPEAKER_02: Um can be anything.
23:28
SPEAKER_02: That there's no cocaine here.
23:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:30
SPEAKER_02: That's a huge problem.
23:32
SPEAKER_01: Honestly, like you see the set and you're like, why is this not full of drugs?
23:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:36
SPEAKER_00: You see this slut and you're like, how is she not skiing right now?
23:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:41
SPEAKER_00: I could use a bump.
23:42
SPEAKER_02: That's my new thing.
23:44
SPEAKER_02: Or I did it, I bring it back one bump two weeks ago.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: And now I am looking for no, but like I don't do, I'm like scared of drugs.
23:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
23:53
SPEAKER_00: A little bit of fentanyl and all that.
23:54
SPEAKER_00: It's like a lot.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: I will not even that.
23:56
SPEAKER_02: Or I just think I'm gonna die.
23:58
SPEAKER_02: Like, and then I see, like, think about you know how sad everyone will be.
24:02
SPEAKER_01: Um, but it felt really good.
24:08
SPEAKER_02: I've heard it's bad.
24:09
SPEAKER_00: Easy to talk, yeah.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: Have you ever done that?
24:11
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
24:12
SPEAKER_04: Only twice.
24:13
SPEAKER_00: Like only nine to ten days.
24:15
SPEAKER_04: But I didn't it didn't do much for me when I did it.
24:19
SPEAKER_04: But it was also when I wasn't doing drugs.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: New York's not known for its coke.
24:23
SPEAKER_00: Like, I feel like there's a lot of B plus Coke going around here.
24:25
SPEAKER_04: What's known for Coke?
24:26
SPEAKER_04: Miami?
24:27
SPEAKER_00: Miami, I was in LA LA.
24:29
SPEAKER_00: LA.
24:30
SPEAKER_02: I was I did a little bit.
24:32
SPEAKER_02: Your teeth were fucking hanging out.
24:33
SPEAKER_02: I was for hours, hours.
24:35
SPEAKER_02: I was trying to go to sleep, and I was like, in a good way?
24:38
SPEAKER_02: No.
24:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
24:39
SPEAKER_02: Or like it was good when it was good, and then when I got home, I was like, what the f hell?
24:43
SPEAKER_02: What was good when it was good?
24:45
SPEAKER_02: I was talking to people who I had had difficulties talking to forever.
24:49
SPEAKER_02: And I was just like having the most interesting conversation I've ever had.
24:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you just thought asking questions.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: He sent me a text the next day from what we talked about.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: Like following up because the conversation was so good.
25:01
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: That's what it's for.
25:05
SPEAKER_00: I can't be like, that does fucking sound good.
25:08
SPEAKER_03: I'm feeling the drift too.
25:09
SPEAKER_00: I open up my okay.
25:12
SPEAKER_00: There's a little there's something in here for everyone.
25:14
SPEAKER_00: Uh, do you like ketamine?
25:16
SPEAKER_02: I just tried that for the first time.
25:18
SPEAKER_02: I love ketamine.
25:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm scared of that.
25:20
SPEAKER_02: I did it at a fish concert.
25:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
25:23
SPEAKER_02: And I was also this is I'm in my drug era.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah.
25:27
SPEAKER_02: Um I did a little bit of mushrooms and I did a little bit of Molly.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: And then I also didn't.
25:32
SPEAKER_00: Wait, that's candy flipping?
25:34
SPEAKER_00: Is that candy flipping?
25:34
SPEAKER_02: Candy flipping's acid.
25:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, okay, okay.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: I love acid and molly.
25:38
SPEAKER_04: I can't with that.
25:39
SPEAKER_04: I think everyone should try acid and it is amazing.
25:42
SPEAKER_04: I really want to do acid.
25:44
SPEAKER_04: My girlfriend was like a big drug user, and she has made me feel like it's safe to do it.
25:52
SPEAKER_00: I think everyone should try acid.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: And she says that acid is the best one.
25:56
SPEAKER_02: I really am.
25:56
SPEAKER_02: I did it, and it was the worst experience of my entire life.
25:59
SPEAKER_02: And there's a new part of me that wasn't there before.
26:01
SPEAKER_02: Wait, I heard that from someone else.
26:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm scared of anything that makes me go in because I'm like, I don't even know what's in there.
26:06
SPEAKER_01: It's scary.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: But I want to try it again, maybe not in the city.
26:10
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
26:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you've got to be around like the right people in the right space.
26:13
SPEAKER_02: And I was with the wrong person.
26:14
SPEAKER_00: Same first time I had the worst trip ever.
26:16
SPEAKER_00: I was mixing.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: It was someone's 30th birthday on a Connecticut island.
26:20
SPEAKER_00: It was all rich, crazy, insecure people.
26:22
SPEAKER_00: I was mixing everything I did fucking coke, molly, weed, acid, and I had the worst trip.
26:28
SPEAKER_01: You gained psychic powers though, didn't you?
26:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I could, and through the bad trip, I saw the potential of it, so I did it again.
26:34
SPEAKER_00: But but that during that I could see people's auras.
26:37
SPEAKER_00: I could like literally see if someone was a good person or a bad person.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: It was so weird and like overwhelming because only there was only about five people on the island.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, we gotta get bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
26:49
SPEAKER_00: Fully tripping.
26:50
SPEAKER_01: It's just you and a mirror.
26:51
SPEAKER_00: Like into the fucking current stitch.
26:54
SPEAKER_00: Into the tide going nowhere, like for fucking hours.
26:57
SPEAKER_00: She was in there for hours.
26:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm not even canoeing, I'm on the shitter.
27:01
SPEAKER_00: You're like, what the hell?
27:03
SPEAKER_00: That is basically what happened.
27:05
SPEAKER_00: I was seeing things.
27:06
SPEAKER_00: It was a really, really bad trip.
27:07
SPEAKER_00: But then I did it again.
27:08
SPEAKER_00: I saw the.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: It also lasted 24 hours when I did it.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: And I had my last day at work with my dad at a steakhouse the next day.
27:15
SPEAKER_02: And I was tripping when I went in.
27:17
SPEAKER_01: Do you have the relationship with your dad where you would tell him?
27:19
SPEAKER_02: Not then.
27:20
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
27:20
SPEAKER_02: Now I would, but I was like 20.
27:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:22
SPEAKER_02: I couldn't, and people were saying goodbye.
27:24
SPEAKER_02: Goodbye, because it was my last day.
27:26
SPEAKER_01: And it was the last time.
27:27
SPEAKER_02: I think you were too young.
27:28
SPEAKER_02: I think I was too good.
27:29
SPEAKER_02: I think that's different.
27:30
SPEAKER_04: Like when you're too when you're young, it's like if you're not like ready for it, it can go bad.
27:36
SPEAKER_04: I think.
27:36
SPEAKER_04: Like it's not good to experiment if you don't feel like totally excited.
27:41
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
27:41
SPEAKER_04: You have to get that.
27:42
SPEAKER_04: And I feel like when you're older, you can kind of like, you know, you've like, you're in control a little bit.
27:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:48
SPEAKER_01: That's kind of blowing your mind.
27:49
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
27:50
SPEAKER_02: I was also with someone who she had done acid before, and she was like, I thought she was going to be my guide.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: And I think the acid was bad because she had a really bad time too.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: And I remember looking in her eyes and seeing fear in her eyes.
28:03
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, no.
28:05
SPEAKER_02: Like, you were supposed to save me.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: That's like and she looked like a little girl.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: Like I saw this like a child.
28:12
SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh my God, it's scary.
28:15
SPEAKER_00: She's like, it was just cattery.
28:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
28:18
SPEAKER_00: They're fucking clouded over.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm smoking weed.
28:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, yeah.
28:22
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm a huge fan of.
28:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm waiting for someone to light up on the little ashtray or something.
28:27
SPEAKER_02: I'll just ash in the beads.
28:32
SPEAKER_02: It's pretty sad.
28:33
SPEAKER_02: It's a tar-filled tube.
28:35
SPEAKER_02: And this is what I have.
28:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: This is how I smoke weed.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: I know it's sad.
28:41
SPEAKER_00: And I'm pretty sure that's like all ash, but like, go off, honey.
28:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm here for it.
28:46
SPEAKER_00: Wait, does your dad still have that restaurant?
28:49
SPEAKER_00: No.
28:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh bummer.
28:51
SPEAKER_00: I've been meaning to get away.
28:52
SPEAKER_01: We were literally like, we've been like talking about like going to the street.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: He wasn't making any money.
28:56
SPEAKER_02: Restaurants?
28:56
SPEAKER_02: He had to leave.
28:57
SPEAKER_02: Now he's working at a steakhouse as a waiter.
28:58
SPEAKER_00: They consume true life.
29:01
SPEAKER_00: Like you have to be there 24 seconds.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: Or I was like, why are you doing this?
29:08
SPEAKER_00: It's hard in New York, forget it.
29:10
SPEAKER_00: But I used to pretend it was um the whole family.
29:12
SPEAKER_00: I used to pretend it was Joanne, like the restaurant, somehow.
29:16
SPEAKER_00: You know, Gaga's like for whatever reason I used to pretend it was Joanne.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: It felt like, well, you used to pretend my dad's restaurant was Joanne restaurant.
29:26
SPEAKER_00: Was it Joanne?
29:27
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
29:28
SPEAKER_02: When?
29:28
SPEAKER_02: When you were alone?
29:30
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
29:30
SPEAKER_00: He was just thinking about it for fun.
29:32
SPEAKER_02: And you never went there.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: Never went there.
29:35
SPEAKER_00: But been meaning to go to fake Joanne.
29:38
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's still open, but my father isn't involved.
29:40
SPEAKER_04: My family was crushed when it when they found out he was no longer involved.
29:46
SPEAKER_04: My sister was literally like, let's go this weekend.
29:48
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, dude, we can.
29:51
SPEAKER_04: No, we're not going there.
29:52
SPEAKER_04: We can go to Bobby Vanderbilt.
29:53
SPEAKER_04: That's like some random person now.
29:56
unknown: Oh.
29:56
SPEAKER_04: That we'll be seeing.
29:59
SPEAKER_02: Can I have a little?
30:00
SPEAKER_02: You should have a little.
30:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you should have a little.
30:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just a little and make sure you give it back.
30:04
SPEAKER_02: He is healing.
30:05
SPEAKER_02: I want the rest of that.
30:07
SPEAKER_02: I might get weary, guys.
30:09
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
30:09
SPEAKER_00: I've never smoked during one of these, and I'm weird to begin with.
30:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I feel it makes I'm like, oh, thank God.
30:16
SPEAKER_02: Now I'm like myself.
30:18
SPEAKER_00: See, that used to be me.
30:19
SPEAKER_00: No, no.
30:20
SPEAKER_00: I used to, I've been a pothead for like 10 years, but now I'm trying to quit.
30:22
SPEAKER_00: That's why I have fucking this, switching to a worse habit.
30:25
SPEAKER_02: Me too.
30:25
SPEAKER_02: And I'm smoking six.
30:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm pouring beer into a goblet.
30:27
SPEAKER_02: And this is what you do with that.
30:29
SPEAKER_02: You put it back in here.
30:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you just and then you just go like with.
30:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:33
SPEAKER_00: That's why every time I throw it.
30:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, anything.
30:37
SPEAKER_00: The whole set becomes a blaze.
30:39
SPEAKER_00: But it's gorgeous.
30:42
SPEAKER_05: Wait a minute.
30:43
SPEAKER_05: Speaking of the shadows.
30:46
unknown: He's like, oh.
30:48
SPEAKER_01: You can touch it.
30:49
SPEAKER_01: You can touch it.
30:50
SPEAKER_01: This is an amazing comedy joke.
30:51
SPEAKER_01: We were saying somebody was getting railed, and this was like happening to the like Gina.
30:56
SPEAKER_01: Gina was getting railed.
31:00
SPEAKER_04: Could this be a shower curtain?
31:03
SPEAKER_01: Um all the water would go right through it.
31:07
SPEAKER_04: This is just um No, you get a real shower curtain.
31:11
SPEAKER_01: Like that's that's like a very like Emily in Paris kind of set up.
31:14
SPEAKER_01: I know it's like, okay, your Libarachi, I'm upset.
31:17
SPEAKER_00: Just like a white sheer shower curtain.
31:19
SPEAKER_00: That's beautiful with your gold belly.
31:21
SPEAKER_02: My shower curtain is gonna have so much mold on it.
31:23
SPEAKER_02: It's don't they all?
31:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's why you got it.
31:27
SPEAKER_00: Get a cheap one and change it every three months.
31:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just toss it out.
31:30
SPEAKER_00: Just throw it out.
31:31
SPEAKER_00: Fucking throw it out.
31:32
SPEAKER_00: Don't scrub your Amazon Prime.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm literally like pushing it against the sink while I'm showering.
31:38
SPEAKER_02: Toss it.
31:39
SPEAKER_02: Trying to scrape slimy mold off.
31:41
SPEAKER_02: What do rich people have?
31:42
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
31:43
SPEAKER_02: They have cleaners.
31:44
SPEAKER_01: They have people who clean their house for them.
31:45
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
31:46
SPEAKER_02: There isn't a really expensive one.
31:49
SPEAKER_02: I hate a glass shower.
31:50
SPEAKER_02: Really?
31:51
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
31:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:52
SPEAKER_02: I, oh my God.
31:54
SPEAKER_02: I had a glass shower at my last apartment, and I was just in there doing nothing, and there must have been a hairline crack, and the entire thing shattered on my feet.
32:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh my whole, like little pebbles.
32:09
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, my roommate was asleep in her room, and I was like, oh my God, oh my god.
32:13
SPEAKER_02: And she said she heard me and she was like, she's fine.
32:16
SPEAKER_02: But then like a minute later, she heard, oh my god.
32:19
SPEAKER_02: And then she came.
32:20
SPEAKER_01: The tone shifted.
32:21
SPEAKER_02: She's like, oh, I was standing there naked in the water, like covered in glass.
32:26
SPEAKER_01: Million insane.
32:27
SPEAKER_01: It looked like the bowl of ice just like it.
32:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like that fucking cry.
32:31
SPEAKER_02: And my feet were bleeding.
32:32
SPEAKER_01: We eaty.
32:32
SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say the most perverted is we snuck these little lights into the chandelier for like a little pop on your face.
32:39
SPEAKER_01: And you keep leaning forward and I keep catching it on you.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, it's it's working.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: It's working.
32:42
SPEAKER_02: Everything in here is so beautiful.
32:45
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
32:46
SPEAKER_03: And intentional.
32:46
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
32:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's really tacky, like intentionally tacky.
32:50
SPEAKER_02: So it's beautiful.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: It's impressive.
32:52
SPEAKER_02: You care.
32:53
SPEAKER_02: That's why it feels great to be here.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what I've literally been dying to hear.
33:00
SPEAKER_00: To have you both.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
33:02
SPEAKER_00: But wait, so I was saying that I'm quitting weed.
33:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
33:05
SPEAKER_00: Because I'm a pothead and it doesn't affect me the same anymore.
33:07
SPEAKER_00: Which really, really sucks because they say that happens.
33:10
SPEAKER_00: I have I've like developed an allergy.
33:11
SPEAKER_00: I'm still I smoke.
33:12
SPEAKER_00: But what do you mean what how?
33:14
SPEAKER_02: I just get like I smoke through it.
33:16
SPEAKER_00: I smoke through it.
33:18
SPEAKER_00: Um I get like inflamed and just like weird.
33:22
SPEAKER_03: Where?
33:23
SPEAKER_03: In my brain?
33:25
SPEAKER_03: This belly circle.
33:27
SPEAKER_00: In your belly or in your like I get inflamed and then I just start acting weird.
33:33
SPEAKER_02: Inflamed, yeah.
33:34
SPEAKER_02: Then you need to sob.
33:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:36
SPEAKER_00: I know.
33:36
SPEAKER_00: So I I'm switching to this, and everyone's like, that's a worse habit.
33:38
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, not if you're not if you're gonna have anaphylaxis.
33:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not anaphylaxis.
33:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you don't get high from this.
33:44
SPEAKER_00: I know, but it like takes my mind off of it.
33:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:47
SPEAKER_02: Life.
33:47
SPEAKER_02: Right.
33:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:48
SPEAKER_02: I know.
33:49
SPEAKER_00: They're so addicting, though.
33:51
SPEAKER_02: They're horrible.
33:51
SPEAKER_02: And I get little pimples, Sakura grape.
33:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you had that one.
33:55
SPEAKER_02: This one's the best flavor.
33:56
SPEAKER_04: I like Miami mint.
33:58
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
33:58
SPEAKER_00: This one fucking sucks.
34:00
SPEAKER_01: If I still smoked, I would be tearing up one of those.
34:03
SPEAKER_01: But the I think the thing that stops me is that it's like the batteries.
34:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh batteries?
34:09
SPEAKER_03: They for a long time.
34:10
SPEAKER_01: No, I just mean like the waste.
34:11
SPEAKER_01: I would feel that.
34:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
34:13
SPEAKER_03: Are you serious?
34:13
SPEAKER_03: I a little bit.
34:15
SPEAKER_04: Wait, it's the you have to replace the batteries?
34:17
SPEAKER_00: No, you just charge them and then you could charge it?
34:19
SPEAKER_00: When they start to taste like melted plastic.
34:21
SPEAKER_00: When it starts to taste like melted plastic, then you throw it.
34:23
SPEAKER_02: Isn't it crazy how the charging it recharges the flavor though?
34:28
SPEAKER_01: What's up with that?
34:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:30
SPEAKER_02: That's so good.
34:31
SPEAKER_02: Is it just like the coil is becoming hot?
34:33
SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
34:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
34:34
SPEAKER_01: Until it doesn't matter.
34:35
SPEAKER_02: Until it doesn't, and then you're I know you'll taste, but if it's yours, you you aren't aware of it.
34:40
SPEAKER_02: Right.
34:41
SPEAKER_02: But I'll taste someone else's and be like, what?
34:43
SPEAKER_02: This is disgusting.
34:44
SPEAKER_00: Literally, and then you look in the hole and it's like rotting.
34:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's my lung.
34:48
SPEAKER_00: That's interim.
34:49
SPEAKER_04: I put a Q-tip in it.
34:51
SPEAKER_04: She's a bit.
34:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
34:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's so cute.
34:53
SPEAKER_04: It's like your belly button or something.
34:55
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
34:55
SPEAKER_04: It's a part of me.
34:57
SPEAKER_00: Did you guys have belly button piercings?
34:59
SPEAKER_00: You said you I love that.
35:01
SPEAKER_02: It stinks.
35:02
SPEAKER_02: I tried to repierce it and it got infected.
35:05
SPEAKER_02: Okay, stitched.
35:06
SPEAKER_02: I was like, okay, stretch.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: Stick around.
35:10
SPEAKER_00: We'll catch up.
35:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
35:13
SPEAKER_02: Wait, where is the Prince Albert?
35:15
SPEAKER_01: In the P hole.
35:16
SPEAKER_01: You go through the P, the urethra, and then out the bottom of the where the mushroom tip.
35:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the frenulum.
35:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:24
SPEAKER_00: Where the upside down heart, like right through there.
35:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:27
SPEAKER_01: And when you do it, it does fart like that.
35:29
unknown: Yeah.
35:30
SPEAKER_02: And then come out of the second work?
35:32
SPEAKER_01: I feel like it does, doesn't it?
35:34
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
35:34
SPEAKER_02: It probably dribbles down.
35:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I would imagine there's a there's all kinds of stuff going on through there.
35:40
SPEAKER_00: That wouldn't I wouldn't do it.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: But I feel like you need to have like a tenant stick for that.
35:45
SPEAKER_00: For a for a Prince Albert?
35:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:48
SPEAKER_05: Wait, how high?
35:49
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
35:51
SPEAKER_01: So, Fran, what are you wearing and what is your problem?
35:54
SPEAKER_01: What?
35:55
SPEAKER_04: Um, who am I wearing?
35:57
SPEAKER_04: Well, this is my uh dad's uh sweater.
36:00
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I love that.
36:01
SPEAKER_04: Yes, that I took from him before he died.
36:03
SPEAKER_04: That's why I got to keep it.
36:05
SPEAKER_02: Nice.
36:07
SPEAKER_04: There was this thing after he died where I feel like my siblings were all like, you have all of his clothes.
36:13
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, because I cared before he died.
36:15
SPEAKER_04: Right.
36:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they belong to it.
36:17
SPEAKER_04: So they're mine.
36:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, good.
36:18
SPEAKER_04: That's not counting as what we're dividing.
36:20
SPEAKER_01: Like you're gonna do a spin to you?
36:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:23
SPEAKER_04: What?
36:24
SPEAKER_02: Like you're gonna lay out the clothes you have and they're gonna come in.
36:27
SPEAKER_04: Well, it was like, you know, everyone deserves what, you know, something of his.
36:31
SPEAKER_04: Right?
36:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but not everyone deserves like this, you know, the nicest.
36:35
SPEAKER_04: You deserve if this is amazing.
36:37
SPEAKER_04: You deserve the good shit.
36:39
SPEAKER_04: Whoa! Yeah.
36:40
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy, Joey's.
36:41
SPEAKER_00: They're like the perfect jewel tone uh combination.
36:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's giving 80s cup, and it's also kind of giving my hair.
36:47
SPEAKER_00: Cup.
36:48
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
36:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like a little like.
36:50
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say for the hat if that purple wasn't in your hair, it would be more like this.
36:55
SPEAKER_04: But I was gonna say for the hat, maybe you get a purple streak.
36:59
SPEAKER_05: And then I'm equally as pissed.
37:01
SPEAKER_00: I think you should get also a clip-on like foxtail a butt plug foxtail.
37:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
37:07
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
37:07
SPEAKER_00: Onto the hat.
37:08
SPEAKER_00: On the hat and you're a boy scout.
37:11
SPEAKER_00: A day to night Davy Crockett option.
37:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:14
SPEAKER_00: I would like write that down.
37:16
SPEAKER_02: Is that wrong?
37:17
SPEAKER_02: No.
37:17
SPEAKER_02: Boy Scouts wear those.
37:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:19
SPEAKER_01: Davy Crockett?
37:20
SPEAKER_01: Right.
37:21
SPEAKER_01: A raccoon hat.
37:22
SPEAKER_01: I don't know who he is.
37:23
SPEAKER_01: Not one.
37:23
SPEAKER_01: I don't know who he is either.
37:25
SPEAKER_02: Or what he did.
37:25
SPEAKER_02: Really?
37:26
SPEAKER_02: I don't fucking know.
37:26
SPEAKER_01: Wait, it's a play?
37:27
SPEAKER_01: Davy Crockett is a play.
37:28
SPEAKER_01: Writing it.
37:31
SPEAKER_00: No, I it's yeah, it's a play, okay?
37:33
SPEAKER_00: It's a play?
37:34
SPEAKER_00: It's about like a guy in the woods.
37:36
SPEAKER_01: Isn't that like every American folk tale?
37:38
SPEAKER_01: Like Paul Bunyan is just a guy in the woods, but he's but he's big.
37:41
SPEAKER_01: He's big.
37:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's bunny.
37:42
SPEAKER_01: And then Johnny Appleseed is a guy in the woods, but he has fruit.
37:44
SPEAKER_01: Not Johnny Applesedeed.
37:47
SPEAKER_01: Johnny Wait, what did David Crockett do?
37:49
SPEAKER_01: Was he a real person?
37:50
SPEAKER_04: I've heard so much about him.
37:52
SPEAKER_04: Davy Crockett?
37:53
SPEAKER_04: I'm no, Johnny Appleseed.
37:55
SPEAKER_04: And I'm I don't know what he did.
37:56
SPEAKER_04: Did he fall asleep?
37:57
SPEAKER_01: No, that's Rip Van Winkle.
37:59
SPEAKER_01: Is that the fact that he's a guy in the woods who's old?
38:01
SPEAKER_01: It's all the same thing.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: I was like, is that the fact who jumped over the candle?
38:08
SPEAKER_01: That's Jack the Nimble?
38:09
SPEAKER_00: Whoa, this guy.
38:11
SPEAKER_00: I know my phone a friend for um the nursery question.
38:15
SPEAKER_02: I know all of them.
38:18
SPEAKER_00: Jack the Nimble.
38:19
SPEAKER_02: Rumpel Stilskin made me horny.
38:21
SPEAKER_02: Why?
38:21
SPEAKER_00: Because he's like a little like tricky.
38:24
SPEAKER_00: He's like, what?
38:24
SPEAKER_00: What?
38:24
SPEAKER_02: Is there somewhere he's lying in a bed?
38:26
SPEAKER_02: That's just porn.
38:27
SPEAKER_03: No, you're a fairy tale porn.
38:29
SPEAKER_02: Rumpel foreskin.
38:32
SPEAKER_04: Rumpel foreskin.
38:34
SPEAKER_04: Like, write that down.
38:35
SPEAKER_00: Rumpel foreskin.
38:37
SPEAKER_00: You're telling me.
38:39
SPEAKER_04: Let me continue.
38:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
38:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
38:42
SPEAKER_04: Well, uh, these are from my mom.
38:44
SPEAKER_04: I said she got them at Costco, and I want a new pair, and they still exist.
38:49
SPEAKER_04: Like the same shoes.
38:50
SPEAKER_04: I love getting the even though she got them like five years ago.
38:53
SPEAKER_04: That's great.
38:54
SPEAKER_04: Isn't that lucky?
38:55
SPEAKER_04: Just replace like the same exact thing.
38:58
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
38:58
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, this is my sixth pair with these fucking things.
39:03
SPEAKER_00: Cheese wedge.
39:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a cheesecake.
39:06
SPEAKER_00: They're crazy.
39:07
SPEAKER_00: They're really nice.
39:08
SPEAKER_00: She's so tall.
39:10
SPEAKER_00: I know, because like I need at least six inches.
39:13
SPEAKER_00: Uh or I, you know, fucking uh you don't feel right.
39:19
SPEAKER_02: I don't feel right.
39:20
SPEAKER_02: How is it to walk in them?
39:22
SPEAKER_00: Seven inches or more, what?
39:23
SPEAKER_00: Uh I'm sorry, what?
39:24
SPEAKER_04: Is it how is it to walk in them?
39:26
SPEAKER_00: Easy, but I come from a family of like broad women who really can like jog in heels for whatever reason.
39:33
SPEAKER_00: I grew up around like that's amazing.
39:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:35
SPEAKER_04: Were you doing that as a kid?
39:37
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes.
39:38
SPEAKER_00: Like when I could, which was rare.
39:41
SPEAKER_04: Why did I ask that?
39:45
SPEAKER_04: I guess my thought was like, were you doing it too, like your whole life then?
39:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:50
SPEAKER_04: Once in a while.
39:51
SPEAKER_01: I had a pair, we had like a dress-up bin, you know, of all the costumes and stuff.
39:54
SPEAKER_01: I had a pair of like wooden kind of cloggy heels that just like were mine.
39:58
SPEAKER_01: Like I would just like go downstairs, I'd grab I'd like grab some toys, I'd grab a VHS, and I'd put my heels on and just clomp around.
40:03
SPEAKER_01: Because the sound like in the basement was like really satisfying.
40:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:07
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I had a I had my own pair of heels.
40:09
SPEAKER_01: I'd I love that.
40:10
SPEAKER_01: Clomp around down in the basement.
40:12
SPEAKER_02: Nothing my parents knew or saw, but did you ever have parties in the basement or do hookup stuff?
40:18
SPEAKER_01: Only very late in the game.
40:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:21
SPEAKER_01: I remember I one time had like a party and it was like so it was like all these like incredibly random kids, like underclassmen from like the musical, where I was like, I don't even know you guys, like, what are you doing here?
40:32
SPEAKER_01: And then um they snuck out the basement door uh at the end of the night.
40:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:35
SPEAKER_04: Whoa.
40:36
SPEAKER_04: It sounds like you're saying the beginning of 13 going on 30.
40:40
SPEAKER_04: You know?
40:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and then I transferred to the case.
40:42
SPEAKER_04: Is that with Jim Garner?
40:43
SPEAKER_04: Yes, yes, mama.
40:45
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
40:46
SPEAKER_04: Did you wear heels growing up ever?
40:48
SPEAKER_02: Like practicing character heels.
40:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh, on stage.
40:53
SPEAKER_02: But no, not really.
40:55
SPEAKER_02: There were girls who wore full-on like a stiletto with shorts.
40:59
SPEAKER_01: Were you allowed to do that in high school?
41:01
SPEAKER_01: Wasn't it like a weird dress code thing?
41:02
SPEAKER_01: If you looked really good, you were full of that anywhere.
41:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I honestly love it.
41:06
SPEAKER_01: If you can walk, you can wear them.
41:08
SPEAKER_01: That's how I feel, though.
41:09
SPEAKER_02: It's like you don't want to- You're gonna go over to the sexiest girl in the high school and say no.
41:15
SPEAKER_02: And she's dressed like and say no.
41:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can really have to change.
41:20
SPEAKER_01: Like over to Megan Fox and and she's gonna be your boss.
41:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you have to change up.
41:26
SPEAKER_02: She's gonna be the principal.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
41:29
SPEAKER_00: I went to public middle school, so um uh you could it and then I went to Catholic school, so I wore uniforms in high school, but middle school was like free, fair game, whatever you could wear, whatever the fuck.
41:39
SPEAKER_00: And people were fucking slutty.
41:41
SPEAKER_00: It was nuts.
41:42
SPEAKER_00: I remember this girl I had a crush on, her name was Alessandra.
41:44
SPEAKER_00: She wore a Celtics dress, like which is I like a jersey dress?
41:48
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's Celtics only, and like literally a loose sight heel, and was like, okay, go off.
41:54
SPEAKER_00: Like, what a look.
41:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, all the staff was so terrified by how hot she was, they couldn't say a thing.
42:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they were like, I can't even talk to her.
42:02
SPEAKER_00: But I was like, go Celtics, like imagine it's just like that's fantastic.
42:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it really is.
42:08
SPEAKER_04: And I bet she picked the outfit herself.
42:10
SPEAKER_00: It was incredible.
42:11
SPEAKER_00: She was so hot, she looked like she was 45 in like a hot way in fucking seventh grade.
42:17
SPEAKER_00: It's like me looking like this, like getting to class.
42:21
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I'm late.
42:23
SPEAKER_00: But it's like we're back there.
42:25
SPEAKER_00: Was there any homework?
42:27
SPEAKER_01: But it's like we're back there with like the way like euphoria treated teens on TV with like cutouts and straps and heels and stuff.
42:35
SPEAKER_01: Where it's like, that's not how kids really dress, but I guess you're saying that's it.
42:39
SPEAKER_01: That is it.
42:39
SPEAKER_01: There's one or two.
42:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:41
SPEAKER_00: You know you're gay when like your crush is like the girl in the fucking.
42:44
SPEAKER_00: The girl who looks 45, who looks 45 with strip of heels in.
42:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think I want to date her.
42:56
SPEAKER_01: I think I want to date her or not borrow the outfit or anything.
43:01
SPEAKER_00: Definitely don't want to be her anyway.
43:03
SPEAKER_00: I literally became Alessandra.
43:05
SPEAKER_00: Woo! Just realized Adam.
43:10
SPEAKER_04: Do you talk to her?
43:11
SPEAKER_00: Nah.
43:12
SPEAKER_00: Nah, man.
43:13
SPEAKER_00: I can't find her.
43:14
SPEAKER_00: She's the she's the one.
43:17
SPEAKER_00: I literally have.
43:18
SPEAKER_00: Alessandra, if you're out there.
43:23
SPEAKER_00: I got a basketball for ya.
43:26
SPEAKER_01: Wait, Fran, do you have a do you have a problem?
43:31
SPEAKER_00: We kind of said your problem, but in that your siblings are trying to rip that off your back.
43:35
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
43:35
SPEAKER_04: That can't be the story of this episode.
43:37
SPEAKER_04: What if they listen?
43:38
SPEAKER_00: True.
43:39
SPEAKER_04: And by the way, guys, if I played that up, I'm sorry.
43:43
SPEAKER_00: How many sippies do you have, actually?
43:45
SPEAKER_04: Two.
43:46
SPEAKER_04: And you a sister and a brother.
43:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh wow, only child.
43:50
SPEAKER_00: Are you the oldest?
43:52
unknown: No.
43:53
SPEAKER_04: I'm the youngest.
43:54
SPEAKER_04: Oh, cool.
43:54
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
43:55
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
43:55
SPEAKER_04: That's why I'm baby vibes.
43:57
SPEAKER_00: You think we're both babies.
43:58
SPEAKER_04: We're both babies.
43:59
SPEAKER_00: And Italian, right?
44:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:00
SPEAKER_04: I'm half, but still you know, I'm from New Jersey.
44:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh you didn't know that.
44:07
SPEAKER_00: You get ejected.
44:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
44:08
SPEAKER_04: Your parents are both Italian.
44:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:11
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, 10% Argentinian.
44:13
SPEAKER_00: Isn't that kind of hot?
44:13
SPEAKER_00: I didn't know that.
44:15
SPEAKER_00: I know.
44:16
SPEAKER_04: There's a lot of Italian.
44:18
SPEAKER_04: What do you mean?
44:20
SPEAKER_00: Eh came from my mind.
44:21
SPEAKER_00: Come in.
44:23
SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't.
44:23
SPEAKER_00: I didn't.
44:24
SPEAKER_00: I am actually like 5 to 10%.
44:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm Greek.
44:26
SPEAKER_00: Really?
44:27
SPEAKER_00: No.
44:29
SPEAKER_02: I thought you were.
44:30
SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
44:32
SPEAKER_02: What are you?
44:33
SPEAKER_02: Wait.
44:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm half Italian.
44:35
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
44:35
SPEAKER_02: Romanian Polish.
44:37
SPEAKER_02: Hot.
44:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, top.
44:38
SPEAKER_02: I know.
44:38
SPEAKER_02: The Romanian feels hot.
44:39
SPEAKER_02: Morning.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: You must be.
44:41
SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know.
44:42
SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything about it or what it means at all.
44:44
SPEAKER_02: But I'm like, you can see the thing.
44:46
SPEAKER_04: A plug in the back.
44:47
SPEAKER_04: I know some Romanians.
44:49
SPEAKER_00: Romanians are sexy.
44:50
SPEAKER_04: Wait.
44:50
SPEAKER_04: And her name is Alessandra.
44:54
SPEAKER_04: Legit.
44:55
SPEAKER_01: Gotta hook us up.
44:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:57
SPEAKER_01: Ask her if she likes the Celtics.
44:58
SPEAKER_04: I will.
44:59
SPEAKER_01: Should we take a break and um come back and do a little game or something?
45:03
SPEAKER_01: France or fucking problem, or do I keep interrupting?
45:05
SPEAKER_01: No, it's alright.
45:06
SPEAKER_04: It's alright.
45:06
SPEAKER_04: Fuck, I keep interrupting.
45:09
SPEAKER_04: Oh, what?
45:09
SPEAKER_02: Interrupting.
45:10
SPEAKER_04: I'm interrupting too.
45:12
SPEAKER_04: Can anyone think?
45:13
SPEAKER_00: Well, your problem is.
45:14
SPEAKER_04: Like, I hate waking up early again.
45:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're sick actually.
45:17
SPEAKER_04: I've been taking off work because of the recovery.
45:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
45:21
SPEAKER_00: But your fucking stomach almost blew out.
45:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
45:24
SPEAKER_04: What happened?
45:25
SPEAKER_04: Um, you know, my appendix had to come out because she was uh yelling, yelling, yelling.
45:33
SPEAKER_00: But you got it in time.
45:35
SPEAKER_04: I thought you blew it.
45:36
SPEAKER_04: No, they took it out.
45:37
SPEAKER_04: All right, wait.
45:39
SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
45:40
SPEAKER_00: I thought it blew, but you're fine.
45:41
SPEAKER_04: They didn't.
45:42
SPEAKER_04: And guess what?
45:43
SPEAKER_04: My anesthesiologist was a gay guy.
45:45
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
45:47
SPEAKER_01: What are the chances?
45:48
SPEAKER_01: I feel like that's actually the chances are low.
45:50
SPEAKER_01: I feel like they're almost always women.
45:52
SPEAKER_04: And guess what?
45:52
SPEAKER_04: I was in literally the middle of nowhere, South Carolina.
45:55
SPEAKER_01: And she was like, hey, sis.
45:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, no, he was like, Well, there was a thing about whether I was pregnant, and then I had I was next to my mom and stuff, you know.
46:05
SPEAKER_04: So I was like, I'm gay, and he was like, Oh, not that it matters, but so am I.
46:13
SPEAKER_04: Legit.
46:14
SPEAKER_01: He looked at me like And he pulled up his scrubs and he's wearing Angus shoes.
46:20
SPEAKER_04: And he's like, dude, trendy.
46:21
SPEAKER_04: And then he loaded me up with Valium.
46:23
SPEAKER_04: Nice.
46:24
SPEAKER_04: And I was the I was like on cloud nine.
46:28
SPEAKER_01: Valium is fun.
46:29
SPEAKER_04: I had an amazing experience going into the OR.
46:33
SPEAKER_04: Like someone was holding my hand, and it was like beautiful, angelic nurses.
46:39
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
46:39
SPEAKER_04: You know, like like, okay, darling, like it's gonna be like ten.
46:44
SPEAKER_04: Just count down from ten.
46:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh in the south.
46:48
SPEAKER_01: That is so powerful.
46:50
SPEAKER_04: That's nice.
46:50
SPEAKER_04: And it was like nine.
46:54
SPEAKER_00: Seven, six, five, four, four, three, two.
47:03
SPEAKER_00: They don't say one.
47:03
SPEAKER_00: You know what people do back to reality.
47:05
SPEAKER_00: I kind of hate what people do.
47:06
SPEAKER_02: This is who's waking you up.
47:09
SPEAKER_01: Wait.
47:09
SPEAKER_01: Not that it matters.
47:10
SPEAKER_01: I'm gay too.
47:11
SPEAKER_01: This is your doctor.
47:12
SPEAKER_03: What do you wake?
47:15
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
47:20
SPEAKER_00: Do you think these are gut?
47:22
SPEAKER_00: Stop farting in that band, honey.
47:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
47:27
SPEAKER_00: Woo! And he's like your doctor's like, I do drag now.
47:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
47:35
SPEAKER_00: So stupid.
47:36
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm glad you're okay.
47:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:38
SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say, I was awakened by three young women, actually.
47:42
SPEAKER_04: Who you didn't know.
47:43
SPEAKER_00: Destiny's tired.
47:44
SPEAKER_04: I didn't know.
47:45
SPEAKER_04: I hadn't seen basically.
47:48
SPEAKER_04: They were like, they were just like, I can't take her upstairs.
47:51
SPEAKER_04: Like her blood pressure is so low.
47:53
SPEAKER_04: If I do, they'll yell at me.
47:56
SPEAKER_04: You're like, I'm sorry.
47:57
SPEAKER_04: I came too and they were.
47:58
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, part two.
48:03
SPEAKER_04: I was just like, I was trying to say, like, I think I'm good.
48:07
SPEAKER_04: Take me.
48:08
SPEAKER_04: And then I came too, and they were like, that's why I'm gonna buy a house.
48:12
SPEAKER_04: Like, that's why buying a house here is like the best plan.
48:16
SPEAKER_04: Because like, I don't have a husband yet, but and it was like I kept falling back asleep and waking up to them like doing a sketch or something.
48:24
SPEAKER_05: And they're like, oh they're like not.
48:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're like take someone tape her eyelids.
48:29
SPEAKER_04: Who are you, sweetie?
48:30
SPEAKER_04: You're so sleepy.
48:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then dog reach You're so farty.
48:37
SPEAKER_00: Go back to bed.
48:39
SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
48:41
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm glad you're okay.
48:43
SPEAKER_00: Yes, we're very, very, very glad you're okay.
48:44
SPEAKER_00: Should we take a break?
48:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let's do it.
48:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's take a break in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two.
49:05
SPEAKER_00: I taste the aftertainment.
49:06
SPEAKER_00: I have um for whatever the carbonated one tastes like can't.
49:10
SPEAKER_00: Like just like chemicals.
49:12
SPEAKER_00: That's short for cancer.
49:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's short for cancer.
49:16
SPEAKER_04: You know, I was like, maybe that's a thing you you guys say.
49:21
SPEAKER_04: Wait, can't that reminds me of an abbreviation I heard as an intern at a music PR for a while?
49:27
SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
49:28
SPEAKER_04: Where they kind of like stepped on my head to get to the bathroom kind of live.
49:34
SPEAKER_01: Something's in the way.
49:35
SPEAKER_04: There was this girl there who was kind of like bullied, but she was like friends with everyone.
49:40
SPEAKER_04: You know how they have one friend that they bully?
49:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:43
SPEAKER_04: They like all were going out for lunch, and they were like, Leslie, are you coming?
49:49
SPEAKER_04: And she was like, No, I have work to do.
49:51
SPEAKER_04: And they were like, You're so rexy, Leslie.
49:54
SPEAKER_04: You're so Rexy.
49:56
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
49:56
SPEAKER_04: Like in a Rex.
49:57
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I got it.
49:58
SPEAKER_04: I thought I saw it.
49:59
SPEAKER_04: No, I got it right away.
49:59
SPEAKER_04: I was like, Rexy.
50:01
SPEAKER_04: Consider that stolen.
50:03
SPEAKER_04: I was like, Rexy.
50:06
SPEAKER_00: Rexy.
50:07
SPEAKER_00: That's awesome.
50:08
SPEAKER_00: Rexy.
50:08
SPEAKER_00: You know what I want to watch?
50:09
SPEAKER_00: Uh The Hot Chick, which is so like dated and bad, and I'm sure it's like really transphobic and offensive in many, many ways.
50:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Roger.
50:17
SPEAKER_00: I watched a clip recently, and it was Rachel McAdams.
50:19
SPEAKER_00: They bumped like two clicks, mean girl clicks bump in into each other at the mall, and she's like, so and so, you look thinner.
50:25
SPEAKER_00: Are you eating less or barfing more?
50:26
SPEAKER_00: And the girl goes, barfing more.
50:28
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, ah, bring this comedy back.
50:33
SPEAKER_00: It's terrible.
50:34
SPEAKER_00: But it was just like, I gotta revisit that movie.
50:36
SPEAKER_02: There's things real people say.
50:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh, she's like, like, why are we so afraid to do that?
50:43
SPEAKER_02: People say crazy shit.
50:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, people do.
50:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're so funny.
50:47
SPEAKER_00: For sure.
50:49
SPEAKER_00: You gave me blue balls with that um joint.
50:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh, like you're like, I wanted more, even though I'm highly allergic.
50:58
SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's a little, there's a little bit in my tube.
51:02
SPEAKER_02: Let's get my dealing done.
51:04
SPEAKER_02: That is not done.
51:06
SPEAKER_02: I'll show you done.
51:08
SPEAKER_02: That's not done.
51:09
SPEAKER_02: You're like, that's a week's worth.
51:12
SPEAKER_03: We're back.
51:13
SPEAKER_03: You can use it for the game.
51:14
SPEAKER_01: We are back.
51:15
SPEAKER_01: We're so back.
51:16
SPEAKER_01: We're so back.
51:17
SPEAKER_01: We're back in a huge way.
51:19
SPEAKER_01: We um so we do have games options that we can play.
51:24
SPEAKER_01: Um one is called Legends of the Hidden Temple.
51:29
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
51:29
SPEAKER_01: All this all this like explodes and like Golden Monkeys.
51:32
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
51:33
SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of physical challenges.
51:36
SPEAKER_00: One is called Legi of the Hidden Tempe.
51:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:38
SPEAKER_02: I wanted to get eaten out by Omek.
51:41
SPEAKER_02: Omek.
51:41
SPEAKER_00: That's big, that's a big mouse.
51:42
SPEAKER_02: Wait, what is omek?
51:44
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
51:44
SPEAKER_01: Is it omek or omek?
51:46
SPEAKER_02: I said omeg.
51:46
SPEAKER_01: I think omeg.
51:49
unknown: Omek.
51:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh fall.
51:55
SPEAKER_01: He was kind of cunty.
51:56
SPEAKER_01: He would like say stuff like kind of like he'd be like, damn, bitch.
52:01
SPEAKER_01: Like you stupid idiots.
52:02
SPEAKER_01: Like, and then laugh at them.
52:04
SPEAKER_00: Um, he doesn't like a stone tongue.
52:07
SPEAKER_00: Like a kitty cat.
52:08
SPEAKER_00: The great stone.
52:09
SPEAKER_02: A nice hard tongue.
52:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:11
SPEAKER_02: Just pounding.
52:12
SPEAKER_02: Don't cats have like a rough tongue.
52:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, they sure do.
52:14
SPEAKER_02: Cats have a spiky tongue.
52:15
SPEAKER_00: I'm not a cat person.
52:16
SPEAKER_00: Um, because I'm a cat.
52:18
SPEAKER_00: I see that.
52:19
SPEAKER_00: But so yeah, but I do know their tongues are uh rough.
52:22
SPEAKER_00: I say cats don't like me, and it's true.
52:24
SPEAKER_00: And one time, I mean, you can vouch.
52:27
SPEAKER_00: Is that the right word?
52:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:29
SPEAKER_00: Uh one time I was just sitting chill.
52:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, girl, you can say vouch.
52:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
52:35
SPEAKER_00: One time in college, like I was just sitting, like talking, like having a good time, and a cat lunged at me.
52:40
SPEAKER_00: And I'm a cat too, so I have cat reflexes.
52:43
SPEAKER_00: So I went like this.
52:44
SPEAKER_01: And you like you like cat, you like, yeah, I know.
52:46
SPEAKER_01: You like force-fielded it away.
52:48
SPEAKER_00: It was like a springboard.
52:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, what else was I supposed to do?
52:51
SPEAKER_00: It fucking for no reason just died by the scary.
52:54
SPEAKER_02: Category.
52:56
SPEAKER_02: No.
52:57
SPEAKER_02: I don't like I house sat for a cat household, and the cat was really like I would be sleeping and it would bite on my face and latch on, and I was like, I don't give a fuck about you.
53:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
53:09
SPEAKER_02: Like, get off me.
53:10
SPEAKER_02: But then I feel but he was so beautiful too.
53:13
SPEAKER_04: But it was a good idea.
53:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
53:15
SPEAKER_04: They're scary.
53:16
SPEAKER_04: I I kind of have a cat phobia, but I live with two cats.
53:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, they're super territorial.
53:20
SPEAKER_01: It's like that's why like being a cat sitter can be really fucked up, like you're saying, because it's like they don't want you around if they don't know you.
53:25
SPEAKER_01: Right.
53:26
SPEAKER_01: And even if they do know you around.
53:30
SPEAKER_02: I was like, well, come on.
53:33
SPEAKER_01: Show me what you cat.
53:34
SPEAKER_02: What do I have to do to get you all pissy again?
53:36
SPEAKER_01: I fucking sprays you.
53:38
SPEAKER_01: You're like, oh with piss.
53:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, cats are skunks.
53:41
SPEAKER_01: Well, they spray, yeah.
53:42
SPEAKER_01: I mean, if they're not um they spray stinky piss on you.
53:46
SPEAKER_01: No, no, it's piss and like gland skonks.
53:48
SPEAKER_02: Right, the gland stuff.
53:50
SPEAKER_04: And it smells glass.
53:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, truly, yeah.
53:52
SPEAKER_00: Imagine the smell.
53:54
SPEAKER_03: Stank blind.
53:55
SPEAKER_00: I was house sitting for my uh boss.
53:58
SPEAKER_00: Um I work at a photo inflame state.
54:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:04
SPEAKER_00: I raised Stitches Pussy.
54:06
SPEAKER_00: Um let me tell you, I was cat sitting and let me tell you, I was cat sitting.
54:12
SPEAKER_00: I know.
54:13
SPEAKER_00: Uh this was the meanest cat of all time.
54:15
SPEAKER_00: Again, I'm not okay.
54:16
SPEAKER_00: They hate me to begin with.
54:17
SPEAKER_00: This was a fucking awful, awful like cat.
54:19
SPEAKER_00: And then I would have had to feed it like the wet food.
54:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's disgusting.
54:23
SPEAKER_00: Disgusting.
54:24
SPEAKER_00: And so I was doing chicken and fit, I was alternating because it gave me two boxes, and I started to predict, I was trying so hard to like bomb with it.
54:30
SPEAKER_00: I started to I had a feeling that it was like like preferring the chicken or whatever.
54:34
SPEAKER_00: So I was like, I'm gonna give them an option.
54:36
SPEAKER_00: So I put them both down and it like comes over and like goes towards the chicken.
54:41
SPEAKER_00: I was like, I knew it.
54:42
SPEAKER_00: See, you like chicken.
54:43
SPEAKER_00: And then I realized they both were closed and was like, ah, and attacked me.
54:48
SPEAKER_00: But it's like, no, why would I think that that would like work?
54:52
SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, it's like, oh, you're fucking trying to give it the option.
54:56
SPEAKER_00: I was like, here you go.
54:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna put these both down.
54:58
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what do you want?
54:58
SPEAKER_00: It's dumb.
54:59
SPEAKER_00: Fucking dumb.
55:00
SPEAKER_00: So it's just it was the delay was hilarious because I was like, it's working.
55:03
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I was right about the check.
55:06
SPEAKER_00: Fucking hell.
55:07
SPEAKER_00: I was like, just stopped and decided to be like, bam! So funny.
55:12
SPEAKER_00: So stupid.
55:13
SPEAKER_01: Anyways, I have a cat, but he's not normal.
55:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, my cat's a hairless guy.
55:16
SPEAKER_01: Is that crazy?
55:17
SPEAKER_01: What's his Marcel?
55:18
SPEAKER_04: I want to meet you.
55:19
SPEAKER_01: But we didn't we didn't name him that he came with that.
55:20
SPEAKER_01: We're like, we'll keep it.
55:21
SPEAKER_01: Because Marcel is actually Michelle.
55:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:24
SPEAKER_04: I'm a little shell.
55:25
SPEAKER_01: Michelle.
55:25
SPEAKER_00: I wish it was Michelle.
55:27
SPEAKER_04: Michelle.
55:28
SPEAKER_00: My catch.
55:29
SPEAKER_00: Michelle is a genius.
55:30
SPEAKER_00: Michelle?
55:31
SPEAKER_00: Michelle.
55:31
SPEAKER_04: What if instead of Marcel the Shell, it was Michelle?
55:34
SPEAKER_04: Michelle.
55:35
SPEAKER_00: Just Michelle.
55:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, sorry.
55:39
SPEAKER_00: I love like slightly different names, like if Brianna was Brianna.
55:42
SPEAKER_01: It would be so different.
55:44
SPEAKER_01: It'd be so different if Rihanna was named Brianna.
55:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:47
SPEAKER_01: She would not be doing the Super Bowl.
55:48
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
55:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:49
SPEAKER_02: That's like Allie.
55:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
55:52
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
55:52
SPEAKER_00: Barry styles.
55:54
SPEAKER_00: A different career.
55:56
SPEAKER_04: Barry styles.
55:57
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, Barry.
55:58
SPEAKER_04: But Barry's.
55:58
SPEAKER_04: Barry would still have made it style.
56:00
SPEAKER_02: Barry Gary.
56:02
SPEAKER_02: Barry and he looks like that.
56:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:04
SPEAKER_02: And he wouldn't be wearing that, those heinous little dressed ghetto.
56:08
SPEAKER_01: No.
56:09
SPEAKER_01: No, Barry would not need to.
56:11
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
56:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
56:12
SPEAKER_02: It's not truthful.
56:13
SPEAKER_02: It's not truthful.
56:14
SPEAKER_01: It's not cheap.
56:14
SPEAKER_02: It's ugly.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: It's ugly.
56:16
SPEAKER_02: The overalls?
56:17
SPEAKER_01: The fucking jumpsuits, like the clown patch bullshit.
56:20
SPEAKER_01: I don't like men in overalls.
56:21
SPEAKER_01: Go fuck yourself.
56:22
SPEAKER_02: Barry's a white t-shirt and jeans.
56:23
SPEAKER_02: Barry doesn't need anything.
56:24
SPEAKER_02: He's naturally sexual.
56:26
SPEAKER_02: You don't.
56:27
SPEAKER_02: Why do you feel like you need that?
56:28
SPEAKER_02: That's something else.
56:29
SPEAKER_02: That's a beast bear.
56:30
SPEAKER_02: It's like stop.
56:31
SPEAKER_00: Literally.
56:32
SPEAKER_00: Stop.
56:32
SPEAKER_00: The men with overalls.
56:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:34
unknown: I don't know.
56:35
SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
56:36
SPEAKER_02: And like a little poopy butt that fills like with little poops.
56:40
SPEAKER_01: If he wants to take it.
56:41
SPEAKER_01: He's gonna drop all that in like the for the next album.
56:43
SPEAKER_01: He'll be wearing like a leather jacket.
56:44
SPEAKER_01: And like, because he already shaved his head, so it's like it's coming.
56:46
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
56:47
SPEAKER_01: Like he that shaved it.
56:48
SPEAKER_02: I want him to gain a bunch of weight.
56:49
SPEAKER_02: Shave his head and gain a bunch of weight.
56:50
SPEAKER_01: And balloon.
56:51
SPEAKER_01: That'd be cool.
56:51
SPEAKER_00: That would be cool.
56:53
SPEAKER_00: He would never be able to get it.
56:54
SPEAKER_02: That's the coolest thing he could do.
56:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that actually would be so dope.
56:57
SPEAKER_00: He's like, yeah, I'm Terry.
56:58
SPEAKER_00: He's like, yeah, I got really fat.
57:00
SPEAKER_01: That's like his that's his fat.
57:03
SPEAKER_01: The album's about getting fat.
57:05
SPEAKER_01: Um anyway.
57:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so games.
57:07
SPEAKER_01: We have a game called um Alphabet Supia, which is a play on Alphabet Soup and the and the Alphabet Mafia, where we assign identities to um Wait, this is two separate games.
57:20
SPEAKER_01: It's one game.
57:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm just explaining the name.
57:22
SPEAKER_02: Are we supposed to know what any of those are?
57:24
SPEAKER_01: Alphabet Soup?
57:25
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what that is.
57:26
SPEAKER_02: It's just stupid letters in it.
57:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
57:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:28
SPEAKER_02: How's that again?
57:29
SPEAKER_01: No, no, well, we're getting that.
57:31
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, sorry, sorry.
57:32
SPEAKER_03: It's a stupid play.
57:33
SPEAKER_03: I said as a joke.
57:34
SPEAKER_03: On Alphabet Mafia.
57:35
SPEAKER_00: Alphabet Mafia, thank you, Frianne.
57:36
SPEAKER_00: I said it as a joke, and now it's like it's stuck.
57:39
SPEAKER_04: Um stupid.
57:42
SPEAKER_00: Alphabet Soupia.
57:43
SPEAKER_01: We assign an identity from the LGBTQ I A plus Spectrum to a person-placed thinger idea that like Rihanna needs to be Rihanna.
57:54
SPEAKER_01: Like, for instance, we unanimously decided that uh Twizzlers pull and peel are trans.
57:59
SPEAKER_00: Like we were just like, we were like that's but regular Twizzlers I thought uh were bi.
58:04
SPEAKER_00: Regular, like a classic bag of Twizzlers, I think I are bi.
58:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
58:09
SPEAKER_02: They're by.
58:10
SPEAKER_02: They're by.
58:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
58:11
SPEAKER_02: They're by.
58:11
SPEAKER_02: So that's so.
58:12
SPEAKER_00: So we can play that.
58:13
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
58:13
SPEAKER_00: Alphabet's a lot of people.
58:14
SPEAKER_00: Or we could play.
58:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or counter punt, which you just had a, you know.
58:18
SPEAKER_01: Counterpunt is just like we think of something like, do we say, like, is that is that really good and gay and cool?
58:23
SPEAKER_01: Or is it a or do we have Twizzlers?
58:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
58:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Twizzlers.
58:26
SPEAKER_01: Are they?
58:26
SPEAKER_04: Alpha Put Soupia sounds like a challenge.
58:29
unknown: Alright.
58:31
SPEAKER_04: Sounds like That's giving Supia.
58:37
SPEAKER_01: So what's something what's something that you think needs to be called into the spectrum?
58:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
58:44
SPEAKER_03: If we each have to give it away, we're like, what game do you guys want to play?
58:46
SPEAKER_03: And also like we can throw it out there.
58:48
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
58:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
58:48
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
58:49
SPEAKER_00: Um I'm going to say I'll say a turkey club.
58:54
SPEAKER_00: I don't like to always go food.
58:56
SPEAKER_02: No, but that's I see that's a good starting point for that.
58:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a good that's a good way to start.
59:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm like the size of the belly cut out.
59:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't always go food, believe it or not.
59:05
SPEAKER_01: And the the letters are L G B T Q I A plus.
59:10
SPEAKER_01: And then like we were like, oh, pandering, like P for pandering.
59:14
SPEAKER_01: Like if you're like a queer baiter, like that works too, or like D for drag queen, like that works.
59:19
SPEAKER_01: Which letter is that?
59:20
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
59:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're signing a letter.
59:22
SPEAKER_02: Games are hard for me.
59:23
SPEAKER_02: I'm more of like talk talking.
59:25
SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
59:26
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's like it's like a conversation.
59:27
SPEAKER_01: It's just in the sense that no one wins and no one wants to do it.
59:30
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
59:32
SPEAKER_04: I I have an idea.
59:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:36
SPEAKER_01: Dive into it.
59:39
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
59:40
SPEAKER_04: My first instinct, I'm like, pan.
59:44
SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say a pansexual man.
59:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:46
SPEAKER_04: Speaker.
59:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
59:47
SPEAKER_00: Speaker.
59:48
SPEAKER_04: Because I'm imagining toothpicks in every piece.
59:52
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
59:52
SPEAKER_04: And something about that is like pan man.
59:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:56
SPEAKER_04: Like he would have a piercing.
59:57
SPEAKER_00: He's like sticking it through anything.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_02: And that, like I don't know.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_02: But a truly pan man.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_01: But also it's like it's also kind of fake healthy.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
1:00:08
SPEAKER_01: It's like smaller than a full-on big hoagie, and it's got still got mayo on it, so it's not healthy, and it's got bacon in it.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_01: And bacon.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_01: But it's like little, like sometimes it's cut into like little triangles.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_02: So it's like and any which way.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_02: Like any which way, yeah.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_02: Very many different ways.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_01: So it's like kind of progressive, uh, but it's still just as caloric as like regular sandwich.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_04: They're kind of mimicking like tea sandwiches.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of the American answer to tea sandwiches.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_04: Is it American?
1:00:35
SPEAKER_02: It seems more straight, like a tea sandwich, but then this is like.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_00: That is nuts.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_00: That's like groundbreaking.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_00: Like the turkey club is based on a tea sandwich.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_04: Yo, what's the fucking thing?
1:00:50
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of like how Mike and Aches are bite andikes are based on Skittles.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_04: What?
1:00:56
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:00:57
SPEAKER_04: It's like a stretched out one.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_04: Kinda.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_01: The same colors.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_00: Like Skittle based on the I want a Mic and I told him I was pumping my nipples during the break.
1:01:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you did?
1:01:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_04: I'm glad you're gonna win the fat nipples.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_04: When the nips go mic and eye, you know you're doing something right.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_01: That's way more.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_01: I think it's way more in the uh the femme presenting worlds.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_01: Because if you're with a guy in the nips go mic and eye, something's gone.
1:01:25
SPEAKER_01: Something's gone wrong.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay, well that's that's something's gone really wrong.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_03: It's like why are they getting bigger?
1:01:33
SPEAKER_03: I could use that pump.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_04: I want to see a mic and I want to pump you up.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_00: I want my nipple pumps.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_04: Does the pumping feel good?
1:01:42
SPEAKER_00: It's a bad it's a little painful, but in a good way.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_04: Like, oh, do you think it feels like pumping milk?
1:01:47
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, I don't know.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_04: Similar.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_01: But it also it it'll it'll take like that.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_01: Like you gotta be careful because it's a slippery slope with the nipple pumps.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_02: And it stays for life?
1:01:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you gotta be.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_00: It's a yeah, it's a slippery slope.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_02: Be careful.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna get used to, you're not gonna be able to see it.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_00: You're right.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_00: That's what I told him.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_00: I was like, about the earring.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_00: I was like, you're saying it's too big now, give it a week, it'll be like It's like cutting your own.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I can take this out.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_02: You can't unfortunately inflate your nipples.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_02: You can always just trim it off with a scissor.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_02: Come on, I feel like my tits have no core to them, and I've been working out and I've been trying to like make the pec muscles like stronger.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I feel like it's only pushing the skin, like it's not strengthening it down here.
1:02:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_02: It I feel like it's pushing it even more off.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_04: Do you think it's a myth that there's anything to be done about what you're the like?
1:02:40
SPEAKER_04: I do.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_04: I think it's bullshit.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_04: I think your tick kind of is what I have.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_03: It is what it is unless you get surgery.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because it's about like fat, right?
1:02:48
SPEAKER_03: Uh like how it's like.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like there's no there's nothing in there.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_04: It has any hormones.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_03: It's a fatty gland.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_04: Hormones can affect it.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_02: It's so hard.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_02: I want that so badly.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_01: A hard booby?
1:02:59
SPEAKER_01: Like a full, yeah.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_01: Like like a good old image.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_02: They are like long, they're drip, drippy.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_00: But you're known for those.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_03: Minor conical.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_03: They're iconic.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they are.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_00: You're always flopping those things around.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_03: It's interesting to me.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_02: Why do I why do I do that?
1:03:21
SPEAKER_03: You're like, what was in there?
1:03:24
SPEAKER_01: This is the podcast that you like start to get into that on.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_01: You're like, wow, I really got top surgery.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_00: Remember when you put Oh, sorry.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh, sorry.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_00: This is really stupid.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I was gonna say, remember when you showed your asshole in my butt smell like shit?
1:03:37
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_04: Do you do that still in shows?
1:03:40
SPEAKER_04: Not anymore.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_04: What do you like?
1:03:42
SPEAKER_04: What do I think about that?
1:03:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_00: Having done that.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_04: Do you stop?
1:03:46
SPEAKER_04: Did you stop for a reason?
1:03:47
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I know it was that show.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_02: I think I felt a little like no, I would do that all over.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_02: It just, I think I saw some people do naked comedy stuff, and I was a little like shut up.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_02: Or like it feels a little, and I'm hot.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_02: Like, it just felt like I was done with it when I was done.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_02: But I'm sad I missed that show.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_02: Or I liked I think it's funny.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_01: I get that.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_01: You just did it.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_01: Now you like don't have to do it again.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, everyone saw.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_02: My parents at like my last show were like, yeah, and they were like, they've they saw that show.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_02: They've seen everything.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_01: They did it back to you while you're on stage.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_02: The show was so tame because I didn't get naked.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_02: Like my dad was like, I'm so glad we didn't get naked.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, oh yeah.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_00: We're like, I'm so glad we didn't see your poop shoot again.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_00: Your fucking balloon knot.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_02: It's I feel like it's fun to show what's really going on.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_02: And I feel like that plays into you saying, like, um, yes, a sphincter.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_01: Continue to just describe a bottle.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:04:52
SPEAKER_01: Like puckers.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_00: The dumplings.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:04:57
SPEAKER_02: I like showing stuff that's like undeniable, you know?
1:05:00
SPEAKER_02: Or like everything is so bad TV-wise.
1:05:03
SPEAKER_02: We were saying about that.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Mike's problem.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_02: And I like, yes.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_02: And I feel like when things like if I'm showing my whole body, like you can't deny that that's my body.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_01: Right, right, right, right.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_01: It's real.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_02: I want more of that.
1:05:17
SPEAKER_04: Wait, the show Good Sex that I was talking about.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god! The premise of the show is a sex coach.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_04: I don't even know if she's a therapist.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_04: But she's a sex coach and she the the show is she brings these couples on, or there's there was one guy that came in alone because he was a virgin.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_04: But he for advice.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_01: You're turned on.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_01: You're soaking the couch.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_04: They come in and she talks with them about their sex life, and then they put cameras in their bedroom and sh they bring in tape from them having sex, and then we, the viewers, watch it all with them.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_04: And then they talk about what they need to watch them have sex.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
1:05:59
SPEAKER_04: Like fully.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_04: And imagine they're not there.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_04: Some is blurred out.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_04: Like some chose to like blur out their titties and other but you see everything.
1:06:06
SPEAKER_04: Does it feel like you learn from that within your relationship?
1:06:09
SPEAKER_04: Definitely.
1:06:10
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_01: But it's also I'm gonna watch this.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_04: In in the first video, you'll see, because it's not a big spoiler.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_04: There's like all of the video of them having sex.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_04: They're like tiny toy poodle is in the bed, and the poodle is sniffing the guy's asshole.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_04: And like he's like the poodle's like this.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_04: You know I like that.
1:06:30
SPEAKER_04: Yes, he's humping.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my poodle involve him?
1:06:34
SPEAKER_02: No, but they don't they don't kick him out of the bed.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_04: They're letting him hump them while they're having a big thing.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_04: Do they like it?
1:06:42
SPEAKER_00: I don't think they say they like it.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_00: I hate when a dog is nearby when you're fucking.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_02: I either want it to join in or exactly.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_02: They're distracting me, and then I'm like, I would say, come on, I'm searching for that person who wants to involve a dog altogether.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_02: You're laughing.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm here.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_04: You're gonna love the video of this with the dog.
1:07:07
SPEAKER_04: I can't wait to see it.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_04: The dog is like, fuck yeah.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_04: Like I'm fucking every day.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_00: The expert brings in the dog.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_00: You have no feedback.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like two times a day we're fucking like threesomes, threesomes, threesomes.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_04: Like the dog's on the my mom and dad.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_00: Season two, the dog's on season two.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_00: The dog is a sex expert.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_00: Immediately like on the panel.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_00: Got discovered.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_02: Are there any recurring themes like with everyone where you're like, damn.
1:07:39
SPEAKER_02: I haven't finished the show.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm like four episodes in.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_03: Is it new?
1:07:45
SPEAKER_04: Is it I I think no.
1:07:47
SPEAKER_01: It reminds me of Real Sex, the old HBO show.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure.
1:07:50
SPEAKER_01: Did you watch that?
1:07:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_01: That was wait.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_04: I don't think I ever watched that.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_04: That was that an HBO show?
1:07:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_01: It was like 90s, maybe early 2000s.
1:08:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:00
SPEAKER_02: It would play late night on HBO.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I think I do remember that being a few years.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, back when it would show basically porn.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_01: Um, there's some hot stuff on that.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_04: It was hot.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_04: I remember seeing the porn channels.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I talked over you.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_00: Go on.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_00: Yours is better.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_04: Oh, like when it uh nothing.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_04: Like when my family when my family got like Comcast or whatever, and you could like see all of the channels, even if you didn't have them.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:26
SPEAKER_04: And all there were so many porn channels.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_04: Like after like 800 or something.
1:08:31
SPEAKER_04: And it was like adult paid purview.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_02: But you could click it and it would like show a it would show you something.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_02: Something.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, my dad's best friend had a cable box, like an illegal cable box.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_02: So I saw adult on the screen and I was like, I'm gonna go downstairs to the other TV.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_02: And that was the first time I saw porn at like six.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_02: And like it I was like, and then every time we were there, I'm going downstairs.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_02: They would be like, You wanna go?
1:08:59
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna go to the grocery store.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_02: I'd be like, I'm gonna stay and watch Game Show Network.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_00: You're like, but actually get jiffy pop.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_01: She loves prices, right?
1:09:08
SPEAKER_01: Get porn pops!
1:09:12
SPEAKER_05: Um pop corners!
1:09:14
SPEAKER_02: Dad!
1:09:16
SPEAKER_00: Snacks and porn.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_00: Don't come in!
1:09:19
SPEAKER_02: My dad and they would like drink all night, so then they would sleep until like noon the next day.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_02: And I'm an only child, so I'd be like alone in the house eating mini muffins and jerking off to Playboy Network for hours.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_02: That was the best.
1:09:34
SPEAKER_00: That reminds me of me during puberty.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh, I used to eat four packs of instant oatmeal, Quakers, brown sugar.
1:09:41
SPEAKER_00: Four.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_00: It was like a big old bowl of like oats.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_00: And then I would jerk off in my Catholic Kukakis like fucking nuts every day.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_03: Four packs.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_03: And then all TV shows.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, pants are full.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_00: Fuck, I gotta undo these cats.
1:10:01
SPEAKER_00: I like to be full too.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_00: You do?
1:10:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:10:05
SPEAKER_00: She likes to be stuffed.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_01: The butt plug pops out again and hits the camera.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_00: Wait, though, I was just gonna quickly say this is really stupid, but um, when you were talking about like Skittle to Mike and Ike, maybe I I don't know.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh recently broke my tooth because I was eating Skittles and it was a crown.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_00: And I just thought one of like I was like, oh, it one like I started to crunch on something, and I was like, oh, one of the Skittles must have like chemically changed.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_00: Like the bag must have got wet, and one like of the one of the Skittles must have had like chemically changed.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_00: And I was chomping on it, but it was my fucking crown.
1:10:41
SPEAKER_00: What a fucking but y'all know what I mean.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_00: Like one might have been a little a little white or like hard, and we're gonna be a little bit more.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so it's calcium.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_00: Like it's like chemically changed.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_00: Can change, especially in your in your mouth.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_00: Chomping on your fucking Medicaid molar.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_04: They become bone-like.
1:11:02
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
1:11:04
SPEAKER_00: If you get water on a Skittle, forget it.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, get it.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_01: That's making me want that.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_01: That's making me want it.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_01: I'd always take a Skittle and I'd bite it in half with my all my front teeth.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_01: Wow, that's sick.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_02: I like to suck on them until they get a little six and I make a little retainer on it.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh, six is good.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_02: And then take it out and look at it.
1:11:25
SPEAKER_01: And then put it back in.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_01: They're always just gray and purple.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_01: That's like the secret of all of them is like they're on the inside, they're just like white and kind of bright.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_01: I wish they were the color on the outside.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_01: That'd be pretty good.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_01: Me too.
1:11:36
SPEAKER_02: That's so expensive.
1:11:37
SPEAKER_03: That's too expensive.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I wish the Skittles were.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_04: So what's the next um Yeah.
1:11:45
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's looking at me.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_00: It can be a person too.
1:11:49
SPEAKER_00: Like if this is.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_04: Oh, wait.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say Taylor Ham.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_04: You know what that is?
1:11:55
SPEAKER_04: Oh, the bottom?
1:11:57
SPEAKER_04: It's pork roll, but that's what they call it in New Jersey.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_04: I'm thinking of a hamstake.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_04: Is that right?
1:12:02
SPEAKER_04: I don't know, hamstake.
1:12:03
SPEAKER_04: Wait, they call but but but pork roll is like for You know what?
1:12:06
SPEAKER_04: I gotta do this in Jersey.
1:12:07
SPEAKER_04: Let's how about real housewives of New Jersey?
1:12:10
SPEAKER_04: What letter is that?
1:12:12
SPEAKER_04: Gay Guy.
1:12:14
SPEAKER_04: Gay guy?
1:12:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_04: I guess all the real housewives are gay guys.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_04: But maybe I'm just thinking that because it's so I think Salt Lake City is straight woman.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, yeah.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_04: I love Salt Lake.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_01: We're not allowed to say straight, that's the thing, right?
1:12:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_01: That we didn't tell you that.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_01: But we buy woman.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_00: Because they're not part of the straight woman.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_00: Port of the port of the soup.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_02: Soup is.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_02: I said it.
1:12:40
SPEAKER_02: What'd you say?
1:12:40
SPEAKER_02: A bi woman is a straight woman.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_04: You know, the biggest ones saying this though are the bi girls themselves.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_04: That's me.
1:12:47
SPEAKER_04: That's what I'm saying.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't care if it with anyone, but I do end up, I'd be dating men.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_02: And I like them.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but you are bi, I would say.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_02: She is.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_04: But lesbians, we can't say that.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna get in trouble.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_04: So I'm not gonna say that.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_02: But you can agree.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_02: I agree.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_04: Are you a little bi?
1:13:04
SPEAKER_03: We all know it.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_03: Brian, are you a little bi?
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: Am I a guy?
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: A little bi.
1:13:08
SPEAKER_01: Are you a little guy?
1:13:09
SPEAKER_01: Are you a little guy?
1:13:11
SPEAKER_01: Hey little guy.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_03: You are a little guy, aren't you?
1:13:15
SPEAKER_04: Wait, am I with a guy too?
1:13:17
SPEAKER_00: What did you say?
1:13:17
SPEAKER_00: Are you by?
1:13:18
SPEAKER_04: Am I a little by?
1:13:20
SPEAKER_00: Wait, I wait.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_00: I actually love me being like, so are you with a guy?
1:13:24
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
1:13:27
SPEAKER_00: Are you with a girl?
1:13:29
SPEAKER_00: Are you married?
1:13:30
SPEAKER_00: Are you with a girl?
1:13:31
SPEAKER_02: Am I married?
1:13:33
SPEAKER_02: Are you married?
1:13:34
SPEAKER_02: Are you with a guy?
1:13:35
SPEAKER_00: Do you have a husband?
1:13:37
SPEAKER_00: Do you have a husband?
1:13:39
SPEAKER_04: Raise your hand if you're bi.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_00: We're all kind of bi.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
1:13:44
SPEAKER_01: Well, people don't believe I'm bi, but I'm like, just look at me as a lesbian.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_01: It's fun.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_03: Well, of course I would.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_03: In the sheets?
1:13:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_01: All bets are off.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_03: The listeners are horny.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_01: I want to say something.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm horny about it.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_00: What?
1:14:00
SPEAKER_00: What?
1:14:00
SPEAKER_00: He was reminiscing about like eating puss.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_01: I was like, I miss eating pussy before like literally before.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_01: We could take care of that tonight.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_00: He's like, God, I miss pussy.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_04: What do you miss about it?
1:14:11
SPEAKER_04: I don't know because it's a good idea.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_04: God miss stinky, fishy poopy.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's like it's one of a kind.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_01: That's like a one-of-a-kind sensory experience where it's like eating ass isn't the same thing.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_01: Just not.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_02: Less mush there.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_01: Less mush there.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_01: Different, different palate, cocoa.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_01: I'll say.
1:14:27
SPEAKER_02: Coco.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_01: Coco.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_01: It is a little cocoa-y.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_01: There's just something about it.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_01: It's a little chocolatey.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not, I'm not cosigning that.
1:14:35
SPEAKER_02: Um yeah.
1:14:39
SPEAKER_02: Pussy sour can.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_02: No, it's just, I don't know, there's something.
1:14:46
SPEAKER_01: There's something about it when I when I was dating women and doing it, it was very like gender-affirming.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_01: I felt so masculine eating pussy.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_01: It was just like fun and hot.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_01: It made me turn turn me on and turn them on.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_01: It was great.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_00: I was like, Which is funny because if you watch the Sopranos, a guy gets killed for like liking to eat puss in the Sopranos.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_00: Isn't his name Fat Pussy?
1:15:08
SPEAKER_00: I just watched that episode.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_00: Junior like is a shame that he like loves to eat pussy or gets out, and they're like, You're a fad.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_04: They all call him a fad, yeah.
1:15:15
SPEAKER_00: If you're a guy, you're supposed to like vagina.
1:15:16
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_01: What's the problem?
1:15:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's confusing.
1:15:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:20
SPEAKER_04: I think the idea is it's like you're not dominant if you're eating pussy.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_04: It makes you like subordinate to the woman.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_01: But like her pleasure.
1:15:31
SPEAKER_04: It's like your it doesn't feel like anything.
1:15:34
SPEAKER_04: It's a it's a contradiction because they feel insecure that they aren't good at sex.
1:15:40
SPEAKER_04: But then the things you have to do to be good at sex they don't want to do.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_01: Right, right, right, right.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_04: It's difficult.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_04: You know, this is very sensitive for me because I have I wish I I'd rather have a penis, I think.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_04: Probably.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_04: I hope no one else is listening.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_04: Like, but yeah, like I w I do, and sometimes I feel insecure, like that my bi girlfriend misses giving like blowjobs to real penises.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_04: But she swears she doesn't.
1:16:12
SPEAKER_04: But my my um strap is really realistic.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_04: So I think it kind of like and I think I I try to remind myself it's about the person.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, totally.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_04: You know, it's about it.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_00: What size you opted for?
1:16:26
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:16:26
SPEAKER_04: It's big.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_04: Nice.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_00: Cool.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_04: And and her, she she said she never really liked giving them to guys.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_04: Like some people like it and some people don't.
1:16:35
SPEAKER_01: But it's like I could see someone being like way more turned on giving a blowjob to a strap-on than to an actual penis.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_01: There's something about that that like it's like all performance.
1:16:46
SPEAKER_02: I've given a blowjob to a strap-on or to a hard thing.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_02: A hard dildo.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_02: And it was cool.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_02: It's like all you.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's funny.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes you just want to like put something in your mouth.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
1:16:59
SPEAKER_01: And it's just something to do.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_04: The one I have actually does, though, like uh the way it works is not just all performance.
1:17:07
SPEAKER_04: So that's nice.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_01: Does it have a foreskin?
1:17:10
SPEAKER_04: Does it have a foreskin?
1:17:11
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_04: But it has something that connects to me.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh, cool.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_04: Inside?
1:17:15
SPEAKER_00: That's awesome.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_04: Not inside.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_00: How much does that cost you?
1:17:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_04: It was pretty expensive.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_04: And actually, that uh next month I had to borrow some money from my sister.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_01: And she's like, and do you mind telling me why you need this?
1:17:27
SPEAKER_01: And you're like, um, you're like, uh recent tech purchase?
1:17:31
SPEAKER_00: Um I got a strap on that connects to me.
1:17:34
SPEAKER_00: So you do the math.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_00: That's gonna make the price go.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_00: It's fully connected, so I'm gonna be a barrel.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_04: No, but you know, she could be lying, but you know, some people I've heard actually from people who aren't my girlfriend that they prefer eating pussy to sucking dick because it's like the dynamic with the guy they don't love and the sensation of it is overwhelming.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_04: Whereas eating pussy is like so amazing.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's not like uncomfortable at all.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know?
1:18:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, true.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_04: I like the but some people really like it, yeah.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I like to suck dick, I don't really like getting my dick sucked.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_04: Really?
1:18:15
SPEAKER_02: Kind of the same actually.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we've gone over the shit.
1:18:17
SPEAKER_02: See, it's important to share.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_02: I love to give head, I don't love receiving head.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_00: I just feel like I jerked off too much, so I need someone who's gonna like vacuum seal on and like you know, otherwise I'm like, it's a little like not.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_00: It's just like whatever.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's too light.
1:18:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:18:37
SPEAKER_00: It's like I should come out bigger, not like smaller, you know.
1:18:40
SPEAKER_01: Have we talked about this before?
1:18:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:18:43
SPEAKER_00: On the podcast, a good blow job, it should be bigger because we were, you know.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:47
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I went in bigger and now I'm like fine, it's fine, but I know it's yeah, it's not working.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_02: Someone told me that like when someone does the move where they lick like the whole shaft up to the head, it doesn't actually feel that good.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_02: But girls like love doing that.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_02: Because it looks hot.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's hot.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_00: I think it I think it's kind of fun.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_02: I guess it depends on the person.
1:19:09
SPEAKER_04: But when I heard that, I was like, everything depends on the person.
1:19:14
SPEAKER_04: What?
1:19:14
SPEAKER_04: Not all guys are gonna think the same thing about a blowjob.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_04: True.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_04: And and you know what?
1:19:21
SPEAKER_04: Never mind.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_05: No what?
1:19:22
SPEAKER_04: I forgot what I was gonna say.
1:19:24
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
1:19:25
SPEAKER_04: I truly forgot.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I was gonna say I've never given one.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_04: Do you have any desire?
1:19:31
SPEAKER_01: Make you the blowjob to your own strap on.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_04: No, I guess I mean to like uh it attached to a person, like a human blowjob.
1:19:37
SPEAKER_04: Does it is that?
1:19:38
SPEAKER_04: Do you have a desire?
1:19:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm kind of curious.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_04: Just because I've never done it, I have this like fear of it, I think, because I've never done it.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_02: You know what I have a feeling you're gonna be a clock clock 9,000.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_04: Why?
1:19:50
SPEAKER_04: Because my mouth is big.
1:19:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_00: You're like half Italian.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_00: I just feel like you know how to please.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_00: I'm half Italian.
1:19:56
SPEAKER_00: You know how to please, you know how to please.
1:19:59
SPEAKER_00: I know how to please.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it broke.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_00: It broke.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_00: I coughed.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_00: What?
1:20:06
SPEAKER_00: I coughed that I broke a bottle.
1:20:09
SPEAKER_00: That's why drag sucks.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_00: It's like I'm the seconds away from I always say drag it right now.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_02: Just a whole tight right now.
1:20:18
SPEAKER_02: I always say dragons.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_00: Drag queen's balloon.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_00: Like when you see like a male drag queen like off like off some gigs, like they look huge.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_00: Because they do like drag queen's balloon.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_00: It's like it's like inflammation.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_00: Whoa! We're dehydrated.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_00: You're like full pee.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_00: And it's like physical, so you like car below afterwards or need to.
1:20:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so you're hungry.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_00: Drag queen.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_00: Water retention.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_00: Like, fucking, I just popped a bell.
1:20:45
SPEAKER_02: It was that girl Gina.
1:20:47
SPEAKER_02: That girl, that girl Gina.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_02: Edge belt.
1:20:49
SPEAKER_00: That belt Gina.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I just popped my fucking belt.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Alessandra wouldn't have done that.
1:20:57
SPEAKER_01: Should we do a should we do a quick round of counter punt or should we just do final cunty thoughts?
1:21:01
SPEAKER_02: Okay, what about a mansion?
1:21:03
unknown: Ooh.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_01: I think a mansion is feminine.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_01: But but it's also big.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_01: So what does that mean?
1:21:14
SPEAKER_01: I think it's you think it's trans.
1:21:16
SPEAKER_02: Because when you said feminine, I was like, I see that, but I also see the other.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_02: I think, yeah, no, no, no.
1:21:21
SPEAKER_02: I might give it I might give an A.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_02: Asexual.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_00: Asexual.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_01: And A for architecture.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:21:27
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes those I don't know.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes those Mic Mansions or whatever feel like just going through the motion.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_01: Well are we saying Mick Mansion or Mansion?
1:21:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
1:21:37
SPEAKER_02: Shit.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_02: Shit.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_01: That actually does change things.
1:21:40
SPEAKER_02: Wait, what's the difference?
1:21:41
SPEAKER_01: A McMansion is like in our in our like where we grew up, like somebody gets a new house.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_01: They're cheats leave.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_02: That's kind of what I was imagining.
1:21:48
SPEAKER_02: How much not like an old art hole?
1:21:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're not in Newport.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_02: We're in Jersey.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_02: We're in Jersey.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, on a hill.
1:21:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is a cold-de-sac.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
1:21:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
1:21:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:21:59
SPEAKER_01: So it's five McMansions.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_00: There's something sexless about like just like needing to look like a certain way and not actually like a lot of people.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_04: There's something trans about needing to look a certain way.
1:22:10
SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say like a woman of a certain age who never wants to have sex again.
1:22:15
SPEAKER_04: A.
1:22:16
SPEAKER_04: Like a ace in that way.
1:22:18
SPEAKER_04: Like just kind of like done with that, but very powerful.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_03: A feels kind of cracked.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_04: I like A.
1:22:25
SPEAKER_01: So we said Turkey Club was P.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_01: We're saying uh Manchin's McManchin is A.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_01: That those both crack for me.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_02: You just made a wrong argument about it being trans.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_01: Like yeah, you're canceled.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_01: We were beaming this live to every um activist in the country.
1:22:40
SPEAKER_02: No, I'd say sexual.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_02: I see that.
1:22:42
unknown: I see that.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_04: Stop.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_04: Stop.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_04: Stop.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_04: Stop.
1:22:49
SPEAKER_04: I can't say it.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_04: How do you do it?
1:22:50
SPEAKER_04: Stop.
1:22:51
SPEAKER_04: Stop.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_04: Stop.
1:22:53
SPEAKER_00: That was good.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_04: Stop.
1:22:55
SPEAKER_00: I know it's hard to say, like, Brittany.
1:22:57
SPEAKER_03: There's something stop.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_01: I try to say with like no I try to say with like no like completely blocked off nose.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_02: Stop.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm doing here.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_02: Stop.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_02: And like, stop, dead eyes.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_02: Don't actually care.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_02: Stop.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_02: Is that sweet?
1:23:12
SPEAKER_00: Is that driving me crazy when she's like, stop! Stop the crazy crazy.
1:23:15
SPEAKER_02: I was thinking of crosswords, crossroads.
1:23:17
SPEAKER_02: Crossroads.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_02: The movie.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh, the stuff.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_02: I love crossroads.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_02: Stop.
1:23:22
SPEAKER_00: I need to see it again, but I hate.
1:23:24
SPEAKER_00: I just think of Britney during um, like, I love rack and rule.
1:23:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:23:28
SPEAKER_03: Like baby.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_00: Shoulder length.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_00: She's like, I guess I'll crimp it.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_02: It's like doesn't that movie start with her and her underwear in her room?
1:23:39
SPEAKER_02: She's dancing in mandaline.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
1:23:42
SPEAKER_02: I want that back.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_02: Dancing and mandalin.
1:23:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, everyone's afraid to do that nowadays.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_01: It's like, just give us a little panty.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_01: We're fine.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_00: I always say I'm like the Cameron Diaz of Ridgewood because I like, you know, would be like someone in like undies that would pop it and like in Charlie's Angels.
1:23:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
1:23:58
SPEAKER_02: There's in her shoes, Cameron Diaz puts milk on chocolate ice cream as like that's like her cute, like I'm a gorgeous skinny girl, but I did this thing.
1:24:09
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I'm saying?
1:24:10
SPEAKER_00: There's nothing worse than like a written-in quirk.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh, brutal.
1:24:13
SPEAKER_02: She like, but in the container, she pours milk in it and it looks so fucking good.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_02: And it's good.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_02: Is that good?
1:24:20
SPEAKER_00: That's actually a milkshake.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_02: You're like someone, someone was doing that.
1:24:24
SPEAKER_02: Sweet.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_02: I gotta like keep like my sweet tooth on the DL because like I was trying to be like, I like you know, in Matilda, the guy who eats all the chocolate cake, that was horny to me.
1:24:34
SPEAKER_00: That is horny.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_02: Watching him roll.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
1:24:36
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure like made a lot of things happening.
1:24:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:24:40
SPEAKER_00: People love like getting I put milk on everything.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_00: On the couch.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_00: We should have a cooking segment.
1:24:47
SPEAKER_00: We should, yeah.
1:24:48
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
1:24:49
SPEAKER_00: Put a tarp down, put a little, or just have a little like satellite set.
1:24:52
SPEAKER_01: A little hibachi grill right here.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_01: This is actually a burner, it turns on.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:24:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, my friend from high school just got one of those at her like parents' home.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, like a like the rocks that fire.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_02: But now they're all black.
1:25:06
SPEAKER_02: They were like sea blue.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_02: And like all burnt like that.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_02: One used thing chard.
1:25:13
SPEAKER_02: But it is cool.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_02: We're like, I guess we'll go sit out by the rock table and smoke cigarettes.
1:25:17
SPEAKER_00: Like it smells like charcoal but and gasoline.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_00: People are so queer for a chimenea or like fire pit.
1:25:23
SPEAKER_00: Chimanea.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_00: Chiminea.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_03: Chimania?
1:25:25
SPEAKER_03: Chimanea.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_03: Chiminea?
1:25:26
SPEAKER_03: Chimenea?
1:25:28
SPEAKER_04: My friend Elena had one as a kid.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh, see, you're right, and we were like chimania.
1:25:32
SPEAKER_04: No, my friend Elena was like, we can do it on the chimenea.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_00: Chimanea is insane.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_00: Do what on the chimenea?
1:25:39
SPEAKER_04: Chimanea?
1:25:40
SPEAKER_04: Guys, it's chimney.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_04: Come over.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_04: Tomato Day.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna do it with the chiminea.
1:25:46
SPEAKER_00: Chimenea is tomato day.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_00: Chimanea is psycho.
1:25:51
SPEAKER_00: Chimenea.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_00: Elena, I love you.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_02: What is that?
1:25:54
SPEAKER_00: It's a fire pit.
1:25:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:25:55
SPEAKER_02: It's like a fire pit, but that's above ground.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:25:59
SPEAKER_00: At your mansion.
1:26:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:26:02
SPEAKER_00: I like that.
1:26:02
SPEAKER_00: Chimenea.
1:26:03
SPEAKER_02: You guys like hookah?
1:26:04
SPEAKER_00: Even hookah.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_00: I used to love hookah back then.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_02: Do you want to do hookah ideas?
1:26:09
SPEAKER_01: Is there a hookah bar nearby?
1:26:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_01: If we had a hookah, that'd be so funny.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_01: We should do a hookah hookah episode.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_01: I probably would probably vomit and pass out like on camera.
1:26:19
SPEAKER_01: There was a pink hookah, that'd be L-O-P.
1:26:21
SPEAKER_02: Can you bring us back to that if you have to do this?
1:26:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
1:26:25
SPEAKER_04: You guys are definitely coming back.
1:26:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:26:27
SPEAKER_04: Can I tell one story about hookah?
1:26:28
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_04: My first date ever was with a guy in college.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_04: He was a grad student.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_04: I was a freshman.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_04: So it was appropriate.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_04: And um he asked me on a date, and I was like, sure.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_04: Um, I was so not by ever.
1:26:42
SPEAKER_04: So it was not like good for me.
1:26:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:26:45
SPEAKER_04: And he took us to a hookah bar in Baltimore, and we were smoking hookah, and I was like, cool, that's nice.
1:26:51
SPEAKER_04: Um, and then like he kissed me and it was I laughed a lot because it was so funny, and it was my first kiss.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_04: And uh then the check came out and it was$60.
1:27:03
SPEAKER_04: And he was like, I barely have enough money to cover this.
1:27:07
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, Okay, okay, um, yeah, we let's just split it.
1:27:10
SPEAKER_04: Like, I think I have$30.
1:27:13
SPEAKER_04: And then he was like, Okay, um, no, no, I'll just get it.
1:27:17
SPEAKER_04: And then he did it, he got it, but then he didn't tip at all.
1:27:21
SPEAKER_04: But it was like a restaurant, and then I was like, Oh, I think you have to tip, and he was like, I'm not tipping.
1:27:27
SPEAKER_04: The guy was the the waiter was hitting on you.
1:27:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I thought you were about to be like, the waiter was hideous.
1:27:35
SPEAKER_00: I'm not tipping, and he was hideous.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_00: So stupid.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_02: I had a really good date with someone, and then at the end, we got like hot todd's all night, which is like you have to tip well if that's what you're wearing, because they have to heat it up.
1:27:48
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_02: And he it was forty eight dollars or something, and he just tipped two dollars.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_02: And then the bartender came over and she was like, uh, sorry, you only give me two dollars.
1:27:58
SPEAKER_02: Like she was like, uh yeah.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_02: She was like, You only give me two dollars.
1:28:01
SPEAKER_02: And he was like, Oh, uh, okay.
1:28:04
SPEAKER_02: And then just gave two more dollars.
1:28:07
SPEAKER_02: And it really like and we had such a good time.
1:28:12
SPEAKER_02: And then we didn't kiss, like it was just, and it was at the end of the night.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_02: That's a gift from God.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_02: That was a gift from Ghana.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_02: And then later to the server.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_02: We had a mutual friend, and the friend like kind of told him that I we had like kind of a conversation about it.
1:28:29
SPEAKER_02: And then the next time we were out at karaoke, like someone said, like, tip your bartender, like who is hosting.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_02: And to him, I was like, they must know you're here.
1:28:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_01: He started crying.
1:28:40
SPEAKER_02: He's crying.
1:28:42
SPEAKER_02: But I was like, maybe one more chance that because if you would laugh, we could get over it.
1:28:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right, right.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_01: It's fine.
1:28:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_01: You can always tip more.
1:28:51
SPEAKER_01: Is that like yeah, like oh my god.
1:28:53
SPEAKER_00: That fucking sucks.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_00: I used to say something when I used to wait her.
1:28:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:57
SPEAKER_00: I would fucking say shit.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_00: Cause it's like you don't make money.
1:28:59
SPEAKER_00: It's you don't make a learned that in high school.
1:29:02
SPEAKER_00: You make like a what out of$3,$4 an hour.
1:29:04
SPEAKER_00: And then people would fucking leave you$5 on like a$200 table.
1:29:08
SPEAKER_00: If it was just drinks, it's a shake.
1:29:10
SPEAKER_00: If it was like people drinking, I'm like, what the fuck?
1:29:13
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
1:29:13
SPEAKER_00: So I would go out, I would literally chase them outside and be like, I'm sorry.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_00: Um you took me so I'm just uh typically I'm used to 20%.
1:29:20
SPEAKER_00: Is there something that I did?
1:29:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, is there something wrong?
1:29:23
SPEAKER_02: That's the question.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_01: But you also have a gun.
1:29:25
SPEAKER_01: You're like, is there something wrong?
1:29:26
SPEAKER_02: Is there something just wrong?
1:29:28
SPEAKER_02: It's like just for the next time.
1:29:30
SPEAKER_02: Or did you did you enjoy the service?
1:29:33
SPEAKER_02: I love starting with that and not the rest.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_02: Did you enjoy the service?
1:29:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's lovely.
1:29:38
SPEAKER_01: We love all of it.
1:29:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so good.
1:29:40
SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm sorry.
1:29:42
SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_01: And then the gun comes out.
1:29:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:29:45
SPEAKER_01: You're like, okay, okay.
1:29:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:29:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I'm sorry.
1:29:49
SPEAKER_03: Is there something like I'm still not tipping?
1:29:53
SPEAKER_00: This is what I want to see on the couch.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_04: I can't believe I didn't relax like this till now.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_04: It's so nice.
1:29:59
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_00: It is actually a really nice couch.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_00: We need a snuggie day.
1:30:03
SPEAKER_00: Like an Oh my god, that's that's yeah.
1:30:05
SPEAKER_03: We need a snuggie day.
1:30:06
SPEAKER_03: You need snuggies.
1:30:07
SPEAKER_03: We need Snuggies to go around and check them out.
1:30:10
SPEAKER_01: I think we should wrap it up.
1:30:12
SPEAKER_01: We can keep hanging out after we're totally in like full hang time, so it's like we should like to be.
1:30:15
SPEAKER_03: We've been recording for like three hours, right?
1:30:17
SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
1:30:19
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_01: This was truly the best episode yet.
1:30:22
SPEAKER_01: We this was so fun.
1:30:24
SPEAKER_01: Um thank you so much for being here.
1:30:27
SPEAKER_01: You start blowing, Ed.
1:30:29
SPEAKER_01: Thank you both.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_04: Thanks.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_04: You are getting my first blow job on.
1:30:34
SPEAKER_01: We do have a segment where we just blow each other.
1:30:36
SPEAKER_01: That's something that does like.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_02: Well, there's four, there's four of us.
1:30:40
SPEAKER_02: There's four of us.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_03: So you want?
1:30:44
SPEAKER_03: Which one do you want?
1:30:46
SPEAKER_03: Um it goes to cutting couch after dark, where it's just like my vote.
1:30:52
SPEAKER_00: You do, provided there's milk.
1:30:56
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, on that note.
1:30:59
SPEAKER_01: On that note, see you next Tuesday.
1:31:02
SPEAKER_01: And uh bye.
1:31:04
SPEAKER_02: Bye bye.
1:31:04
SPEAKER_02: Thank you both so much for coming.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:31:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:31:08
SPEAKER_00: I'm high-fiving a foot.