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#584 Sitting Down With Comedian Saul Trujillo · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What's going on? You already know what it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful day in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 3: The sunny is shining. It's the number one Mexican podcast
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  Speaker 3: in America. Let's fucking go baby.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for joining us and also joining us. Another
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  Speaker 2: very funny guy, what is it? We had him on
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: good morning. Thank you Nitty for having me here early
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  Speaker 2: this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome brother Ivan.
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  Speaker 2: Been talking craft to Nitty all day. Sorry Nitty, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you get confident.
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  Speaker 1: You took my chair.
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  Speaker 2: You're getting caught.
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  Speaker 1: I took actually chair. We all up grade a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: That chair is hitting you like venom though, Like you
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  Speaker 2: remember how Spider Man got mean and not even Mary
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  Speaker 2: Jane liked him?
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  Speaker 1: Like like that about it? Next, we want to chirp.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know whether the it's not, the it's not
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  Speaker 1: you know what it is? Put it out in my
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  Speaker 1: pocket right now. This ever since she handed me this, bro,
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  Speaker 1: my energy has been what you were?
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  Speaker 5: What is that? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Guy? Yeah? You were crazy before that, bro, she just
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  Speaker 2: called you out on it. Don't believe I'm the giant.
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  Speaker 1: We had a we had a lady on who does uh?
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  Speaker 2: We had on she does.
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  Speaker 1: She's a witch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I like that.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so you guys can you guys are lied with
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  Speaker 5: witches day.
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  Speaker 1: And then she gave me this.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, it's full of energy, and ever since she
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  Speaker 3: gave it to me, I have an on one just
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  Speaker 3: putting in a.
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  Speaker 1: He's just like a battery. It's just like put it
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  Speaker 1: on the chair like this, and I sit down.
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  Speaker 4: There's a table with three voodoo dolls with you fools
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  Speaker 4: just smoking weed too. You guys ain't high. You guys
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  Speaker 4: ain't near go put the put the weed near the doll.
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  Speaker 4: So that's great, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's I don't think it's the rock bro. Like.
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  Speaker 2: Remember we asked her about the chair, and I mean,
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  Speaker 2: hey man, it's it's obviously it's a joke everybody. And
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  Speaker 2: he'll be thinking they were just uh, you know, no,
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  Speaker 2: shade it all. You know what I'm saying. No, but
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  Speaker 2: we we definitely are overdue for new chairs. So I
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  Speaker 2: hit up by people in the furniture the furniture world.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be the only one with the
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  Speaker 2: race car chair anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking around.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, no, that chair, and then I looked
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  Speaker 4: at his I was like, oh no, mind you got
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  Speaker 4: the King's chair.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just that.
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  Speaker 2: When I asked everybody, I was like, Yo, what do
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  Speaker 2: you guys think about this chair? Current staff at the moment,
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  Speaker 2: there was somebody that was very opinion and it was like,
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  Speaker 2: that's stupid. I would have I would have want that.
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  Speaker 2: That's such a I was like, Bro, they're cool race
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  Speaker 2: card chairs and they're company. They have a shift.
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  Speaker 5: Now, Bro, dog, that's tight. Who said that's bad? Who
• 5:09
  Speaker 5: they want? The office? Max Ones?
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 1: How long ago was this when we get it?
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  Speaker 2: Years ago? It's like years ago? No, we got We've
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: had these chairs for like like two years already or something.
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  Speaker 1: Are we gonna do the new set up along the wall.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna cut the chair, cut the tables, and
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  Speaker 2: we're just gonna have like, bro, let's go that would
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  Speaker 2: be that would be work.
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  Speaker 1: It'll still work.
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  Speaker 2: The office set.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is classy. You guys got inside chairs.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be doing some podcasts if we had the party chair,
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  Speaker 4: the plastic chair that gets taken out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: It's not even new. It's like it's got the little
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  Speaker 5: brown spots.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even decorated, and it's like you blanket over
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  Speaker 1: and make it feel special.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same solid jail chair under there, but like
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: at least you decorated. But like some podcasts where I'm like,
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: well I already have back problems.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're better be gutting outside that coming off. I'm
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  Speaker 4: sitting on the chair, you know what I mean. They're
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  Speaker 4: better be something. Yeah, better bet or something.
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  Speaker 1: That's what chairs mean, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever, like whenever I go to somebody's house and I'm
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  Speaker 2: sitting down in a hard ass rental party.
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  Speaker 1: Chair, some cake is coming out. Yeah, that sound better
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  Speaker 1: be cooking up, man, A little better be cooking out that.
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  Speaker 4: Is making you a plate right now, Like nobody better
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  Speaker 4: be making this plug. But no, on a podcast, those
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  Speaker 4: chairs suck. And I do a lot of podcasts, so
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  Speaker 4: I'm just shout out to you guys having inside chairs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, inside inside chairs are pleasant. We have inside chairs.
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  Speaker 2: We have the a C which is kind of like
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: the equivalent to like a pool podcast.
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  Speaker 3: The one thing we don't have sometimes we're still working
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  Speaker 3: on is our inside voices.
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  Speaker 5: Nah, you don't need that.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes motherfuckers be screaming into the mic and then get or.
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  Speaker 1: Like he's wheezing into the mic.
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  Speaker 2: But no, I'm not the inside brother. We can get
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  Speaker 2: loud as much as we can. Here that that that
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: rule only applies to three plates. Tommy Okay, Tommy is
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  Speaker 2: like he man, he there's I don't man, My instagram
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  Speaker 2: is like a bully, bro.
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  Speaker 1: My algorithm is kind of like a bully. Bit says like,
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  Speaker 1: I've noticed that.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you created that moon.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I did not. I did not.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait wait what So so you know that he
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: plays Tommy.
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  Speaker 5: I know I love Tommy because Tommy starts a story
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  Speaker 5: like a weed whacker, like and then he just gets going.
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  Speaker 2: So he places Tommy like he comes, you know, shout
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  Speaker 2: out to the homie. You know, we have him on
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  Speaker 2: and off on the podcast and he's you know, he
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: comes on and off as a co host and he
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: just he he's always been quite the character.
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: And but he looks like a lot of things, bro.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel like, like, I feel like my my
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: instagram likes to like, here's how much we give him ship?
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: And my instagram finally saw me tag him in the
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: picture and was like, let me fucking give you some
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: some ammo. So I keep getting like big pictures of
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: Earl Saint Clair, the Muse, the Muse, the next monster,
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  Speaker 2: Like just what.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: That little that move the moon that I posted.
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  Speaker 2: Up has a smile for ship Like, it's just so
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: many things, and I'm like, you know, you just you're
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: just giving me am because you somebody in the phone
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: must get a kick out of it too. It's it's like, yeah,
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: it's keep tagging Tommy every single oldies singer. It looks
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: like Tommy Brot. Yeah, Bro, Like Tommy's just tell us,
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: tell us about the other memes.
• 8:24
  Speaker 5: No, those other names. Okay, I'm not gonna I love
• 8:28
  Speaker 5: tom I love tom.
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: I can't even put the other memes in the close friends,
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: the other memes.
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: We'll get this guy the other memes.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, bro, like, I don't I don't reset
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: the algorithm, but I'm just like.
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: And sometimes he'll send me those memes and I'll click
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: it and it makes me laugh and I look at
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: it for too long and I'll start seeing them in
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: my algorithm and I'm like.
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  Speaker 4: No, ship though, That's where I come into a conspiracy
• 8:51
  Speaker 4: gears whatever we're talking about right now. Later on, it's
• 8:54
  Speaker 4: going to be an ad in my ship. You know
• 8:55
  Speaker 4: what I mean, it's and it used to be scary.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm just like, all right, I see you.
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  Speaker 2: Some of them might like though, the memes that they're
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: giving me though, Like there's this meme of there's like
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Arab singer who they've like made gambling memes is like
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: whenever you apologize for wasting your money, and he's like singing,
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  Speaker 2: like you.
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: See the announcing room guy, He's just singing and everyone
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  Speaker 3: keeps giving money.
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to like an Arab wedding, bro?
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: They have these singers that just fucking they're going like crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. But there's this guy who's gone viral. I mean,
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: he's a legend in that world.
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: I forget his name, Solar, Solar, I don't know, it's no,
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: it's Salire or something like that. This yet bro, his
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: music hits don't sound like what he does in person.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: But man, dude, this guy he I just want to
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: go to a wedding he's performing at just because like
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: how much of a presence he is. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, isn't it pretty epic? Though? I Mean he
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: gets them, he gets money, bro, that's why he's doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: That that guy is like I mean an I don't
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: know about Mexican culture and ship, but like Indian culture,
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: Arab culture. Like let's you're at a banquetthall party and
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: it's a wedding or something and there's people dancing. Holders
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: will come and throw money like a blessing at all.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, person, I said at my first person wedding,
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: I saw that. I wanted to pick up somebody.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what, no one, it's not not even
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  Speaker 3: the people are throwing at it's the money stays on
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: the floor and the.
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  Speaker 2: Staff gets to Yeah, I didn't know all the staff
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  Speaker 2: keeps it.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy because the staff is like theos and THEA.
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: So they like, yeah, that mean give me they give
• 10:21
  Speaker 4: me that money bag. That's a twenty, you know what
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: I mean?
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Who some of these fools are just throwing money because
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: I remember seeing I think it was I saw videos
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: this guy, this guy who used to own the first
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: green thumb that that that opened up like some partners
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: BRO used to be with and they used to be
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: like Armenian or something like that, right, and this guy
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: had this extrava extravagant wedding, right of course, but you're
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: like you're opening up the first green thumb. You're killing
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: it off of be Real's name, right, So, like he's
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: just he's he's made, he's wealthy as hell. He's like
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: the guy to have his thing throws extravagant wedding and
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing videos of it. Bro. This thing looked like
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: like you know how people throw fake money around. Bro.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: They had like fans just like slowly making sure while
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: they were doing the last the dance just like whirlwind. Yeah,
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: like girlin And I'm just like, yo, either everybody there
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: is super balling, but nobody is phased by the money.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: And I'm looking at it. I like zoomed in to
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: see what kind of bills they were. It was everything, bro.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: It was ones, twenties, a couple of hundreds.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: But I'm talking about bro, Like, yeah, man, if you
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: come from Tripper's dream, bro, Like, if.
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: You come from wealth like that, it's like that's that's nothing.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: They probably don't even use cash.
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, My theory is is cash
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: is crumbs to them. Cash's crumbs like paper dog Amex black.
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: That's when you're like that motherfucker's.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Balling no limit, the no limit Amex card.
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they come in with a Target T shirt and
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: like some hookahs on like that motherfucker's rich.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: You know what, though, Man, we do get approved for
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: your first AMEX though, you kind of feel.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, it feels good, man, Yeah, it does.
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: You start to care about your feet. Man, maybe I
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: should buy some orthopedics. Man, I'm just trying to care myself, you.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: I got my first AX and I was like, you
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: know what new balances are? Kind of like, I was like,
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: that's all I wear.
• 12:02
  Speaker 5: Now I do need a new balance in my life.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: You know that's just crazy. A new balance at two
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: Bro, Yo, it's the new kids eighty nine dollars? What
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: the fuck happened to that?
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: When we were kids, if you saw someone new balance
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: wearing new Balance, you'd be like, fucking gay. And now
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: they're like, yo, they're they're in style because they're like, oh,
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: my dad wears nikes. Remember when she's are gay? Now
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? So they're wearing new balances.
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: I bought one pair of new Balances, one pair.
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: I wore them in and then a black comic roasted
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: me at a at a fucking at an open mic.
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: What do you have on Jordan's no, I had no.
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: He was just like dog, He's like those things are
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: warning those your your shoes like.
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: Two flat tires.
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: Because I had that fact, I think where the fucking
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: the foots rolling up in the side.
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: I was like, fucking dude.
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: I did get spiked my feelings a little bit and
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: I never wore new balances again.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but our generation is are the fathers now? The
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: fathers do is gay to the kids? Yeah, I mean
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: so that whatever we are stylist a lot of the
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: things though, like a lot of us that are supposed
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: to be the fathers now, like we ain't having kiss
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: for anybody to tell us that sh it is gay
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: or bro.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: So like foods are running wild like usually when you
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: have when you're lit age, you remember telling your dad
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: like that's the lame bro, Why are you took it
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: in your shirt like while you're talking.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: But now that you are talking, the shirt back in
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: because we didn't.
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: It's a generational skip, I think.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Because they're like nies different Thaneah, yeah, because they think
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: what we did was whack.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Whatever are our children don't like our grandchildren will bring back.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: It's just like legal you guys see the videos on
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: how ten year olds talk now, and they're fucking.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Skimmity yeah, skimbity yeah.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: This. When I hear my little cousins say all these things, bro,
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: it kind of irritates me.
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: Bro, just talking like quagmire. They're like, that's all skip.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Skimbity means like something good or something cool.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: I think it's something cool, something cool.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Like there was this one time.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: There was but it's just a video of a guy
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: in a toilet going skippity, skimmity, skimmity skip.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: There was this one time that this Jake Paul, this
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Jake Paul video came and came out or something like
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: that was going viral.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Some it about I like my cheese drippy bro. Oh
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: my god.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: It was we had like a little family party, like yeah, like.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: It's this fucking quote that was going viral for like
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: from Jake Paul, like one of the Paul brothers, and
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: it was a vlog. He's like, nah, bro, I like
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: my cheese drippy bro and it and like, Bro, all
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: the fucking little kids were saying that, and I was
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: to the point I was like I wanted to just
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: be like man, bro, let me see your phones, let
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: me change the algorithm.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: In here, bro, Like, let me give you guys some context. Bro,
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I was like this, I like my cheese drippy sounds.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: It was it was an they were they were playing,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: they were playing roadblocks, and they were all kept saying
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: it after every kill.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: It just meant it's supposed to be like some kind
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: of insult or some ship.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it means.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not in that world, bro, but I just know
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: they say it like the Skippity ship.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: They were saying that ship too, And I'm just it's under.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: My skin, like you like my cheese drippy that is,
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: I like it pretty bubbly.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: But have you seen that skibbity video? Have you seen
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: where it originated from? With the toilet?
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: Guy?
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Right? Guy ahead?
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: And I don't like the toilet of this toilet, guys,
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: did you? I don't think I'm gonna like this, Like it.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Looks like I broke with the target out of anger,
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: not doom. Remember doom Back in the game Duke Nukem.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: It was like that graphics that graphics and it leads
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: into a washroom and there's a head spinning in a
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: toilet and going skimmity skimmity like that, and these kids
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: just say if something is if they like it, it's
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: skibbitty because they like the video.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, how dare they fucking just tarnish
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: the Duke Nukem fucking just.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if that's if that's what, because
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: that was that was Duke Nukem was epic.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: That could drink, that fo could smoke. You take pills
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: out of the taking pills out of the cabinet. That
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: foroo fuck too?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like yeah, yeah he had bitches.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: Dog, he had straight bitches.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, you guys remember that game Max payin Hell. Yeah, dude,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: that ship made me want to take Viking in so much.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: I saw it. God, bro, every time that food, every
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: time you heard the yeah, the fucking crunching of the pills,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: I was like that.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Shit really gives you life?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Like that?
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: How good does it feel?
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: It's all a video game, Yeah, dude.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: I was just slow down everything and then you could
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: just kill motherfuckers.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Max Pain was pretty cool.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Like it was probably hands down, probably one of the
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: best PlayStation two games ever made.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: There was a lot of There was a lot of
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: scary parts in that game, like when it because there
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: was a lot of dark shit, like when the baby
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: is crying in this room and you're just fucked up
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: on drugs. Everything was cool right up to the point where,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: fucking as much as I like Marky, Mark made the
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: fucking movie Dog.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: When I saw that he was.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Playing Max Pain, Dog, I went to go see it.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: But fuck Mark Wolbert for fucking up that story. Dog.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I am sorry, bro, like that shit pissed me off.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Dog MAXI like bad movies like that. Max Pain deserved
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: way more justice in the movie Dog.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: You know, any time that you take something and try
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: to make it something else, like anytime you take something
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: that we like and making a movie, it's usually not
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: gonna be good.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Man, it's not.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: But you just gotta go into like knowing it's gonna
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: be bad. You just smoke, get yourself a fat blunt.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: You're like, there's gonna be terrible here.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: You're prepared.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get yourself prepared.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I was okay on the last the Last Jurassic World.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I took a little okay, I'm the lollipop. I ate
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: a little piece just because we were in there together.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I just took a little piece of lollipop. But until
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: the way, I had no idea. I was like, that's
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: why fun and friendly today, that's a Jurassic World or whatever.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Was Yeah, because I knew the fucking the dinosaur looked
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: a little down syndrome mish, bro, and that, Oh, it's
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: because we're.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: All at that age in like two thousand and nine eleven,
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: back when movie movies had budgets and you could put
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: like graphics and like Avatar now, Doug, I just watched
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: twenty eight years later, that shit looked like PS one graphics.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Man, it was bad. It was all polygony. I'm like,
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: what the fuck is this shit?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, quick budgets. But the thing is that half the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: ship is CGI, bro.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Like you can run out of place like this and
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: you build all this set, all these sets, bro, and
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: then like you you top of the line ship, bro,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: and then you just have CGI fixed the ship that
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: people don't want to work anymore. The reason the budgets
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: used to be so big was because all those people
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: in the fucking credit all had a job to do.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Bro. That's they all made that shit complete.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like they have all this half ass shit.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I read why that's happening.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: It's because It all started during COVID because when COVID happened,
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: they couldn't film outside anymore. So they started going in studios.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: And then they realized how much money they're saving in
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: these studios. And now just now they're finally starting to
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: go back out and do real shooting, real locations again.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: That's why they go to Canada film because it's so cheap.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: But the thing is that the Canada is not the
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: only player in the movie game now.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: So the thing with Canada is that for a while,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: yes they have you know, they're gonna be one of
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: the biggest players, bro. But places like Utah, Chicago, all
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: these places are starting to build their own Hollywood now, bro.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: And because the thing is the Hollywood Hollywood people think
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: glamour and celebrities is what makes Hollywood to an extent,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: that is what makes it. But the thing that made
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: California so great is we built all the fucking studios,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: We had all the resources. So what the fuck do
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: you think is gonna happen when Salt Lake is like, fuck, man,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: aren't you tired of seeing all the kids fucking leave
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Salt What don't we just fucking build the place to
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: give them some jobs, and they're built making movies. They
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: got even bro, think about the same sets that they've
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: been using at the Universal backload for years.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: They ain't upgraded them ships for nothing. Bro. But you
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: got Salt Lake and somebody's like, we just built them, bitches.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: We got top of the light lights, we got all
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: the safety protocols and all that ship.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: And guess what, We'll give you half the rate.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Because we don't have to deal with the you know,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: the was serial killer of a governor that we got
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: and just and then they go over there and take
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: that money there.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: That's why other places are booming.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: I kind of want them. I kind of want Hollywood
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: to leave l A a little bit.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: I do too, man, because it'll because what it'll have
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: happening is anybody who wants to stay in California will
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: just stay because they like it organically, and they just
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: they don't you know what I mean?
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Because where would you want the new gay city to be?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: The new gay city Atlanta?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: I think Atlantic at Atlanta would be Atlanta could take
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: p Tooto Rico.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Then they wouldn't like the amount of gates.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: More men, you know, but I think Atlanta would be great.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Because then like all the starting yeah, but they're all
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: like low key gay. It's different, bro, Like like it's.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: No bro, yeah yeah, I think there pretty hikey gay.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Now I want to say there's like it's gone, there's
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: still a majority of foods because I don't know, bro,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Like even there's a big percentage of the black community
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: that has for sure that is more accepting. Bro. But
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: like I feel like they're like Texas with the weed game.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: They're the last holding on. They're like, listen, I'm still
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: fucking up.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: They call it weirdo shit. Yeah, like we don't fuck
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: with that weirdo shit. I don't know, man, are you gay?
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: It sounds like.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: If you're so, so I feel like there's a lot
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: of people that are.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of closet foods.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Still in Atlanta, and if the gay capital went over there,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: foods just that shit.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Will be lit because black fools make everything lit.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Bro. Look at Black church compared to like like Latino church.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Do they really got to sing that hard? So maybe
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: they got to read the book. If they make everybody
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: you sing that hard, bro, foods are in their life.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You know, all we need is to fucking like some
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: some some drinks, Bro, and it's on Bro.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: In your theory, if black fools make everything lit, then
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: they're making gay lit too.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: So if you move it to Atlanta, which is a
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: predominantly like black hub, it's just somebody be like like Gaelic, Bro,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: that's that. That would be like the Universal Studios and
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Disneyland of it. It will be like the Orlando before.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: The Apex Predator right there, gay black Chel, I'm just
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: saying they run Atlanta, they'd be a gay black mafia.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: You have anything you want drugs, Bro, Yeah, that would
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: that would happen.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: There would be like a gay ass mall. Bro. Right now,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: what's the gayest place in America? Hollywood?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Have you guys been by Hollywood? I don't think you
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: guys been in Palm Springs? Have you?
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: I've been. I've been like there.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: That's like, uh, that's their town, bro, Palm Springs, well
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: more than West Hollywood's. West Hollywood is Like, yeah, I.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Think I know what you're talking about. I think they
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I think they lay their head in West Hollywood. They
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: go fucking party in Palm Springs.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they live out there too there too. That's
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: their like, that's their city. Bro.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: I've never been to Palm Spring, so I can't dude.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: What about this, bro? Did you guys see this?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: This is a picture of Magic Johnson's family picture, Bro,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: But look at his Look at his who was supposed
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: to be the prodigy? The guy the the guy or
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: girl on the right. Gome back to the picture right
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: right there? Like, Bro, the whole family looks uncomfortable as fuck.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Bro, I bet you can't tell which one's transit.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't tell it all?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Why like why why is it?
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: He's why? Why? First of all? Why is he like
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: as far as as far away?
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: He's hell a far He's like, yo, Actually you want
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: to know what's going on? The entire family is far away.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Look at it right now. The entire family is like
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: in fucking Tijuana. And then it almost looks like.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: It's because she she they're boxing. They're boxing the family out.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Look, look get out far away?
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Why did the the arm over the shoulders stop at
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: homegirl with the black and white dress.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: And like, is it? I know it's I know it's
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: not because the chicken is.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Taller, bro, so it could be cropped later.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: You know who's out of the wheel for sure. Yeah, Bro,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: it's just like you stay over there. It literally looks
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: like it's photoshopped in.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Like remember when Barton missed the picture from where he
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: got pulled out and he put the picture on him
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: even couldn't even.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Give her the cell lead or nothing right at the front.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you could could give or some kind of neal.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: That just looks like everybody is uncomfortable, Bro, Like just like, man,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: why do you gotta get in the picture? Bro?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: You could have just taken it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Like do you think do you think, bro,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: like Magic feels some type of way about that? Bro,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I think most would be one of the greatest bars ever. Like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's not like and he's like I think
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: you don't mean just hate. I think even the most.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I think even the most accepting fathers deep down probably
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: still feel some way.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about like Magic specific who was play
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: your Dog. Not only that, but.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: He was one of the best players. And then on
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: top of that, Bro got Aids fucking beat it. And
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: then because I'm sitting in the.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Chairs, made me tell you a doesn't exist.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: All right, That's what I.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Alight.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Alright, But so and then he's then his son comes
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: out for and then like he's probably teaching them, and
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: he's like, man, my son just just ain't picking up
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: the ball.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going to be up with him.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: And then I think maybe like what like age eight
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: or nine, he's just like yo.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: He's happy to see the cheerleaders more than anything. He's
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: happy about the Laker girls, but not the way I
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: want him to be.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like he's trying to exactly
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: that's why he's happy about him. Yeah. So I mean
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: because my dad is Magic Johnson, I could be a
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Laker girl.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: I feel like he wasn't Magic Johnson. If he was
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: just like a plumber, he'd be like, all right, man whatever.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: It's like he's got the limelight in his eyes, so
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: it's like, fine, do what you want.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: But it's like, you really got to wear that thong outside.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: On family vacation. Your balls are out, sweetheart.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Your balls are the paparazzi's about come on now.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: And he knew that ship. He knew that ship was
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: gonna be hitting rounds, bro Like he knew, like right
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: like that because I saw that on the show up
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: and I was like I was like, I looked it
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: up and like, Chad GPT is this real?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Like this yours legit?
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: And I was like, damn, I hate that.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Like some people be like, oh no, he should, he
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: should just automatically be accepted.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: I mean it's hard.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: It's hard.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck. How progressive, whatever the fuck
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: you think you are.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: It's like, come on, man, that's.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Not what you thought.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Nobody goes into it hoping they have a gay kid.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: I'm sure even gay people, I'm sure don't think go
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: into it thinking they hope they have a gay kid.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Then again, it is a gamble, though, you know, as
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: soon as you keep it in you have no choice
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: for the god you don't know that's gonna be, it's
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: gonna be.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: This is gimma be gay. Come all right, no idea
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: that batch is making what she just a gamble?
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: All right? I got I got a scenario, gay kid
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: or a midget, gay midget choosing a midget game.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: He just said gay madge.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: It give me that right there.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: That's progressive right there.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's viral. Gay, that's viral.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, that probably midget seems like he
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: just have like a less harder picked on life, and
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: there's not as much competition in the midjor world like
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: you could you could have like a Wei Man, but
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: like if you know, like you get your kid could
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: be gay but not popular. Yeah, let's say how gay
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: and how midgety? That's what I'm saying, Like, yeah, that's true.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: How midgety is different though, like yeah, all right, how gay?
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Magic Johnson gay? Like Magic Johnson's kid gay? And then
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: midget and then midget you get not as not as
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: small as Verne Troy, but.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Nah like a Gary Coleman, Oh super midget.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Fuck a trans Gary Coleman. She got it between your legs.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: What you're talking about?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: What you're talking about?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Somebody brings up a good point. I don't think I've
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: ever seen a gay mage it either looking hard. You
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: gotta go to like like we gotta just look at
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: like a pride parade, uh.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Recap you want to say a little pride parade just
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: like a like at it's like a tiny parade that's
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: a last about a block long, but it's long to
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: that I've always.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Said, I've always said it before.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, people always talking about the like real
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: estate takes up a lot of room. It's like, look
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: for the size of like a mansion. You can build
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: like a village for all the midgets, you know.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like because I don't why does it not? For nothing?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: And it's not disrespect, but why does a midget need
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: like a really house, a big ass house with like
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: tall ceilings.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Bro? Like, why does he really need that ship?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Bro? It's just it could mean here, Bro, Like the
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: house should be like adjustable to his size.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: And if he has to have guests, then they can
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: only be midgets.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey man, you got the money, You got
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: the money?
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, little person, big dreams? Man, what are you talking about?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Like, imagine there's people who are regular, like regular size,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: who have tall houses and they still can't like you know,
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: the ceilings are still too big for them.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: But think about it's a regular house. But those people,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they can reach shelf like if you're a madge. No,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: but like you never seen those like foy or like
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: that was to the house.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Some shelves, bro custom Saint custom everything.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: So are we just gonna be No, it's tight.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Have you seen them they come up in your algorithm?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: No?
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: You think there's a there's like a little ramp that
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: leads to the fucking counter of the kitchen, like that's
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: for a cat.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: And then the little fool runs up and you're like, oh.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Fuck, no way, I haven't seen that.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: You're like, what the fuck?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I was shot.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I was amazed when I saw how those foods drive
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: with the big ass fucking thing. It's like, yeah, it's
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: like a whole extended. I was like, no way, and
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I see one of the fool step out. I went
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: to the moment and that fool stepp out of his car,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm gonna wait till he comes out.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: They need to make iron Man suits for little people.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Man, little iron Man.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Suits, like you just get in it. It's like a
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: regular size.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Half the price the technology.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I was all my way to Hollywood. You were there
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: with me when we seen the little girl midget dropping
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: off the car and she crashed it. It was all
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: leading to one side and she's in the front looking
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: at the fu looking under the car. You're with her.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: There was two people there. They weren't showing the little midget.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: We're operating the pedals.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: What is drivers?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I don't yeah, I don't know.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Oh oh fuck, well I didn't think I was gonna
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: talk about transmidgets today.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Watch out for your algorithm. You just never know these days, bro,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: that's I guarantee you. That's a that's just.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: A category on fucking ornhob I bet yeah, gay midget.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Gay midget porn. You're gonna h They're gonna be a
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: midget at rang Fest tomorrow.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Per I got. I bet you there will be at
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: least twelve. Is there a ten thousand people?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: At least that one?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: We can put a bet on that.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go. That's what we do.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Are you guys really doing like a prize picks bat right?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: There's I'm sure there's a little hip hop midget out
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: there right, a break dancing one too.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: There's two of them hip and hop, like the.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Asian one of to do flips and ship.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Hey hey, yeah, have you ever see one of those
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: acrobatic those those like Asian type of performers. They might
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: be Russian too.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: They're like they're like small and ship.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: They're like they're not like midges, but they're like petitas,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: like it's almost like not live and then they just
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: like they flip each other and ship. That one.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: We should go check those out and watch them. Yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: there must be.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: You guys know that the will back home. Back in
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: care there was madget wrestling. I'm not sure if they do.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: They ran a big bar out and they put a
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: little a regular so I was gonna say little like
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: a regular sized ring.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: And then there's just like little people wrestling.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like mud wrestling. Sometimes they have a hot chick. Yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: I don't see why you wouldn't because you.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Know what, though, there hasn't been a cool hip hop
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: midge since Bushwick Bill died.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: What about kids midget Yeah he died too. Saw me
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: a freak, but I'm not sick nine with a ten
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: foot dick.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: See that that rock Kim Rock was like a staple
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: for having his for being the first to have his
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: own midget mascot, you know what I mean. Woo like
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: he kind of was though, bro because he would come
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: up to hype the show in front, right like like
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: he would come up and hype the show and fools
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: was just like and then like there you know there's
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: fools in there that wouldn't be like, I can't this
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: is a novelty, right like, this is like there has
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: to be it's like the you know, like the Mets
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: food just walking around like like getting fools to fucking
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: cheer at the Mets game.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Bro, your job is to go on, give everybody a hug. Okay,
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: everybody feel yeah.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: But like because before Bro, it used to be embraced.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: It used to embrace the fact that you could be
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: a novelty act and stuff like that. Now, food like
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: they just rather get offended. Like like, let's just say it.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: One day we're like, hey, Bro, we have a major
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: and we dress them up like you, and then we
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: have a midget and we dress them up like me,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: and then one like chick Lits, and then one like
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Ray and then we just have him.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Do the show like we just like a podcast.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: So there's gonna be somebody out there there's gonna be like,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: as who as that idea sounds, Who's gonna be like fruitive.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, here's the thing. Who you got to
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: get mad at? Get mad at the midges that were down.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: To do it. Oh, there's always gonna be somebody to
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: get mad at them because they're they're midgets who are
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: down to do it.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: I'm sure I forget who I was talking about.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: People in the chapter room, and that's a good idea.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Let us know, bro, I was like, we need, we need,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: we need Patreon subscribers to make that one happen to
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: hire those midgets.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: So because at the same time, it's like obviously everybody's
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: equal opportunist, but it's like what if you are like
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: a midget and.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: You it's like who who the freaks shows?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like what about three people like people
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: like who look like freaks and they just they don't
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: they can't get regular jobs because of whatever, and they
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: want to do these exploitative things because that's how they
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: make money. Are we not allowed to let them do that?
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: They should be And I kind of want to live.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to see a little midge.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Like there's some of them that I don't want to see,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Like it's like the fucking lobster man.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: It's like, nah, brod, how about this? We get orange?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Like it's too much, bro, We get it's not as
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: cool as like seeing like I don't know, like a
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: bearded lady or some ship.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: This is what we do. Listen.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: We get four midgets okay that look like us. We
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: get them to watch the pod watch like a hundred
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: episodes to learn our characters, and.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Then we make them do an episode. That's what I
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: just said.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: As you go, that's literally what I mean, like something
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: a little faster. I wish Ray was here because I'm
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: throwing my I'm burning that fucking chair.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Dog you do voiceover?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Make them study our ship though, Yeah, I mean that
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: would be great.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. They're paid actors, a lot of them.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, most Okay, so they're actually like, yeah, I remember
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: one time there was a weed saesh bro and they
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: had like a Willy Wonka theme. It was like kushtok
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: or one of these, one of these things and they
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: had like a oopa loompas food. There was a bunch
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: of madges dressing them and they were and I have
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: a I will find this picture, bro. I have a
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: picture of me sitting in the Willy Wanka chair with
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: like seven midgets. No way, no way, for real.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I think one's midget would just.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Do nos you check to see the Yeah, So there
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: was so there was this like there was this event.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know if Ray took the picture or if
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Ray was there, but there's a picture that I have
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: and it's me sitting in like a Willy Wonka chair
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: and a weed event and there's all these midgets bro
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: like dress like dressed like orange and yeah all orange, bro,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: And I'm like there with my legs crossed.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find this fucking picture. It's one of my
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: old phones.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: And when I post that ship, you better hit that
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: like dog on god, bro, because I was like, I
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: think I'm back to that shape these days.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: You know, you want to.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Get to the fucking seven ooploopas around you shape.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I was, It was very it was very I was
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: very young into the games version of snow White.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: True my particular goal weight.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, man. But yeah, those those and they were
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: all walking around doing this ship every time you walked
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: into the booth and got like I think it was
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: by CBX Cards or CB something cards. They were one
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: of the first cart companies out there.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Make it like that a good birthday gift for hire,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: like seven minutes to come in and go eat.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I had one at my bachelor party.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: You hired a major for your bachelor party?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't, but my homie did.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: No way major male, a male female.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: A male. Everyone was bagging and I'm so wide what
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: was he doing? I wasn't doing ship. You just can't
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: want to drink, you just can't hang. So people started
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: picking on him that ship bro.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: They hired him to come hang. Yeah, and what was
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: his job to do?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: To hang?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: To do what we're doing?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: And yeah, he was just kind of to bully.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: No, That's why that's what it turned into, because he
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: wasn't bully. You're gonna go to a bachel of party
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: and I have a drink.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: I don't drink. I do coke, but I don't drink.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, just think. But then who goes to a party
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: and stay sober? I mean, yeah, you're right wrong, So
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: it's on him.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Did you offer him half drinks?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Offer him every day we try to pay him to
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: take a drink, and he wouldn't take the money.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe he was So it is like, literally like.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe we just hire the wrong guy.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: We kept trying to I just asked.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Them to put it in a chat on a chat
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: GPT kind of just gave me a breakdown. I was like,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: can I hire a midget to party? And they were like,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: if you literally mean for your podcast or an event,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: you can hire little people entertainer. Look for booking agencies
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: and eventut and event talent companies. And they're like, but
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: number two what to know and clarify before booking.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Number one rolls and boundaries. Let that food.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: You gotta do bumps with us, you know. Number two compensation,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Gotta give that full little check, you know what I'm saying.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Number three travel, and number number four consent and comfort.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: That's got to be cool with it.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: So you just gotta get like a consentus king.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Man, it was locked, he can walk out, that's true.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right all the way up there. You gotta
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: get it for it.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: He was already paid.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, wait that I was that chadgy bt What
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: was that? Here's the thing we're in l A.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: There's gotta be like little people with dreams, you know,
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: like I want to go be a stripper in Hollywood.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: The next midget, Yeah, America's next America. Next top midget. Yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: next top sounds kind of gay, Next bottom midget, next madget.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be Steve O on the panel.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a movies. Got to be the
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: dude from Game of Thrones.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's gonna say. But he doesn't he if he
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: saw this, he would fucking yeah, he would hate that.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: He he hates it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: He's the one who made sure that like no little
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: person can get acting jobs now because.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: He like, we shouldn't be subjected to these I was like, well,
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: what what the fuck?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't you just do it?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: You can't do that after you've made a million bucks.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, you're just a little person with
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: and now no one else. Now that's crazy dog, but
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: uh yeah, fucking and then who else would be?
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Who the third on the panel? Like it's it's it's
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: a Stevo guy? What the Steven we Man man?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: You said, Mike Tyson?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because remember when he saw like Hasbola and he
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: picked him up because he thought he was a baby,
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Like I think.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I don't pick you guy. What it takes to be
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: your next magic?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: That would that you just don't got that fire in
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: you as soon.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: As an adorable but it comes up. He it's a
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: golden buzzer.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Come here and sit on my lap, Come give me,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, because money.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: You remember that video when he saw the well he
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: thought he was so cute man, he did, he was.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: He was so uncomfortable because when I washed it in
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: slow and he's like kind of like.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: He's doing everything and he's so little bro like he's
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: doing everything to like keep his face away from him
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: and he's just kissing.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: And Mike was like, yeah, like he loved it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: That little has Bluefore that's a sad life. I know,
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: it's cool like to be probably walked away from it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you gotta be party animals. Then you gotta
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: go like to a hotel room. You gotta light a cigarette,
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: go fuck you know what I mean, Because.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: They've just been carrying you around all day, they've you around.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: It sucks, but no, yeah, that's that's so funny. Mike
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Tyson definitely third on that panel.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: America's Next Top Midget straight up twenty seven seasons.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: You guys did what do they do when they win? Though?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Like what they get it? They just get big contracts.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they for like for like all the stereotypical stuff
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: that they're like, I don't know, like you think all
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: contracts just fucking fucking contraction contract, whatever you want, whatever
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: kind of contract you want.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: As America's top midget, get it like they get like
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: three wishes type shit. Yeah, one wish from each judge.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sh damn it man, And what about like that
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: may just got talent. That's straight up, bro, because that's
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: that though those fools can't go to uh like the
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: talent shows like you know where the fool's like where
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: they sing like you know, it's it's gonna be tough.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Woods gonna always think it's a GIMMI. They gotta have
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: their own competition.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: It's got pipes, no I know, but I'm saying like,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: like you know, America's got talent, Like come on dog,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: everybody's gonna think those fools are a novelty active they
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: go try out there bro, like it's kind of hard,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: like they get them just for like the fact that's
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: like get William, Yeah, like you get qualified and then
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: like you get eliminated. The fucking next episode has been
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: like and the guy who has to go is the midget. Sorry, man,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: pack your stuff and go. You know, But like if
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: they had like ah, man, yeah.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: If it's clearly bad though, you should be an equal
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: opportunist and saying.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Sorry, fella, you know what I mean, it's bad.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: You should be able to tell a midget that they
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: don't sing good. But you can't because like I'm gonna
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: want to break his little heart, you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: you should be able to break a midgets.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: My heart's normal size. All of them talk like that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: There's a couple of them that I Hadarian doesn't talk
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some of them don't really talk like that. You
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: ever seen like a down syndrome midget.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: There's downcing from everything. There's downstroom cats, Doug, Yeah.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I know, I've seen them. They're kind of actually pretty cute.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I saw one at the park. I was like, what,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: something's wrong with that one?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: But I'm still always happy.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Seeing the six toe cat?
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: What now the Paul's got six I got six toes?
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think said six tailed.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: I was like six toes like a helicopter cat. I
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: was like a six toes it would be wild as fuck.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: I was like, that's a Pokemon dog.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Okay. So I've never seen actually, never seen a down
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: syndrome midget in my life. I've seen them all. I've
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: seen the downs. I've seen the stripper put make the
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: algorithm weird real quick, fucking raised Google.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: He's just like bro.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: He raised Google's probably wild.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: He probably made a separate account after he started seeing
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: all these suggestions.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: It's just so explicit.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: What how explicit for educational purposes?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: What's explicit? All they're doing porno.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: And ship to show they search off It's like down
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: central midget gets fucked. Yeah, Like he looked up and
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: then it's like, did you mean down central midget gets fucked?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: He started showing all these like okay, okay, yeah, that's I.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Mean there's downs in them everything. Bro, there's down cent trees.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I bet syndrome.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Imagine the one that was talking to Pokehontas with down syndrome.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: You know what's wild about Pocahontas. When I went to
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Disney World in Orlando, there's no Pokehontas merch. There's every
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: princess and everything, but there's non or whatever. She was
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: a Disney character. There's no Pokemon Native American. That's why, Bro,
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: there's nothing. It's only the fucking You couldn't buy her
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: merch anywhere.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: But I don't think she was ever meant to be
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: a princess. No, it doesn't mean whatever princess. There's character merch.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: There was no.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Pokemont all their merch, Bro, Like, what is it? Atlanta
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: doesn't have a lot of merch.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, it's just the fucking white characters, all right, Disney,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: and this is what you love.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: All the Potails show up and they're like, excuse me,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: what are you looking?
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: What do I think of Pocahontas?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: No, I said, I'm looking for Pocahona. You're looking for
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: what do you think of Pouhonas?
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Though I don't give that vision represent not everybody needs
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: to be represented. We're gonna take their land, man.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: That's cool. Don't make her a prince. The whole movie
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: is fucked up.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: The guy's killing all the I don't think they want
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: kids to watch that movie.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: After it was all done.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: They're just like, this is Mandela affecting it. Yeah?
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm starting like by a merch there's no poke
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: on his towel, That's what I'm saying.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: It's like, we took your ship, but here's a burger
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: king crown.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: But you know who you know, who's who took a stance,
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: you know, JK Rowling, the Harry Potter woman. Yeah, so
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: the kids all came out, the main character is Harry
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: whatever their names are in real life, and they all
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: came out and they're pro trans and she got mad
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: at that. So she said, that's why they're remaking the
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: series again because she's like, fuck those kids, I don't
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: want them to be the face of Harry Potter. So
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: now they're redoing the series of the TV show.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: That's such a some type of way about being pro.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she's huge anti or she likes she like whatever.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: She's taking a huge stance. Yeah you know what I mean.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: And she's going too far and people hate her for it,
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: and those guys are big, you know, supporters of it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: So she's like, I don't want them to be the
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: face of this franchise. So she's redoing it on HBO.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that was the reason.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, because here's why.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Because everybody who's a Harry Potter like, fuck that bitch.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: But now they don't know like her.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Funny.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Do you think imagine like the gay community was like, hey, man,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: if you're gonna be down with us, you gotta suck
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: a dig one.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: How many foods you think are still gonna be supportive?
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: You want to have a flag on your window in
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: your house, Gotta get on your knees.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Don you gotta show your down?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it has to think how many fools are
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: gonna we're all gonna be I can't do it, dog,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I got down syndrome, dog like certified.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: I just overcame this Mexican homophobia. Man, you gotta have
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: to let me take it one step at a time.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Your dick, you know, shake your hand.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Shake here.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: I barely just got to shake your hand. Man. I
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: don't to say.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna sok more dig.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: They do come about it with that energy though, huh,
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: that's what I said.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, Yo. I was like, the next thing
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: is gonna be like yo, for pride to go to
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: the door. So what's up? What time? You're not down
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: with us? Like the most aggressive guy? Your what's up?
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Food?
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Like that?
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a house.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: It's just not the fool I sent to go door
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: to door.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: You know you're not gonna send the passive one.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I know, but you gotta find someone in between, a
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: good salesman you're gonna send.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: You're gonna send the guy in your door.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Is there refrigerator running? Well, you better catch it?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Just kidding, How are you you ever had sleep aroalysis? No?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Man, where do you see the demon and ship?
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: No?
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think you see the demon.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Like every time I've had it, you just like now
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: you're like knocked out, but like you're awake. It's like
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: it's like what you imagine being like awake mentally for
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: a surgery, Like you know what I mean, and then
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: you just you feel it, but you can't do anything
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: No, I've never had anything like that. I sleep good,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I wake up good.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: I've got it a couple of times where I do
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: see the it's like a demon. Yeah, it's like a
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: little shadowhead.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: What did he say to you?
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: It's just it just like makes faces at me, and
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: I'm like and then I wake up, but it's like
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: you're I'm seeing I'm like like thirty good thirty seconds.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: I'm like, you can't control yourself.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the fuck You're like paralyzed, and.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: Then you have you kind of like take a couple
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: of deep breaths and then you wake up. You're like,
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: what the fuck was that? But that's terrifying.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: You don't want to go back to sleep, but you're
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: also tired, you know, like you're just like fuck.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: And it's fucked up because I also grew up with
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: all that fucking catholic Kukui shit, it's like it sucks
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: you up even more than.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: It took me a while to go, it says the
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Outload ship.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, oh that was the devil, and later
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: on you're like, oh, no, that was sleep paralysis, you know.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: But to this day, I like to think that there's
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: like Mexicans out there, like fuck, they think sleep paralysis
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: is the devil.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, have you had it? No? I don't. I
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: don't know, Like it just happens.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: You just see bumblebee at the end of your bed.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: What happened? Fall asleep?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: It just happened.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, So like when you're falling, what happens when you're
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: trying to fall asleep? And usually like you'll fall asleep,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: but like you'll be mentally asleep. But like, really, bro,
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: it's like you're awake in the same time, but you
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: can't move, like you're paralyzed.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Are you away though?
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Or is it just sometimes do you feel like a
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: heaviness on you, like on top of you, like a
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: big weight, and then sometimes you just like you feel
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: like somebody's just there or you hear like noise, But is.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: It a dream? Or are you actually awake? You're like
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: you're like halfway, You're like half way.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: You know how they talk about you can control stuff
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: in your dreams. I give that.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: That's called lucid dreaming.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Lucid dreaming, so it's also it's like it's like a
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: lucid prison. So because you can't control anything, you're just
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: awake and aware that you're in your own it's like inceptions.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: But because you can't move, are you sure you're awake?
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: And that's not just a dream that's happening, You're you're.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: Gonna hurt my head. This hash hole is too good
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: for you to.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Like are you sure you're awake? Or because right after
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: do you wake up later and be like, oh that
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: was weird.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I the two times it happened to me, I just
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: go like that and you're.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Awake because you're most of the time you're yelling, right
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Like you're yelling, like you're yelling and trying to yell
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: for help.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: You're like, wake up, like me, like it's happened to me.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Wake up. You're having a bad dream. It's not a
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: bad dream for because like you're like not fully asleep.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: It's weird, bro, It's like your body is attempting to
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: go to rem sleep, but you're like stuck in between.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: That's what the scientists explain. Ex I think it's just
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: too much sugar before bed.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: No, I think it's anxiety driven a lot of tethers.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Like sometimes it's a lot of anxiety before bed, you think. So,
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say that.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Scientifically, they say that it's a lot of stress or
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: PTSD can be a factor to it. But there's a
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: lot of spiritual fucking things to it. Like a lot
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: of people think that, Hey boy, people.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: Say they see the same specific person, yeah, or they
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: see something like a similar shadow, or they see something
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: like just to fuck them up, you know, interesting, like
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: you kind of see I don't know, man, like maybe
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: like you're I think you're more vulnerable.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: When you're asleep, whether you believe in spirituality or not.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: It's just aliens halfway through their business. That's another thing too.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Some people say that maybe that's I always I'm scared
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: of that, bro, because one of my biggest fears is
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: being abducted by aliens. They're pretty.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I swear I don't sleep next the windows because of that.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Since I was a little kid, Bro, cold breeze, I
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: get up and I'll stand by the window.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I just yeah, he's known that for he's known that
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: for me. Sins the longest.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Bro, I've always been terrified because you keep putting that
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: fear out it might happen.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I'm taking I'm letting. I'm not like, can we make
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: a stop here?
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Please take it? What are you doing? What are you
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: doing hotels? Because hotels are the biggest window in it.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Like, I will not sleep. I will not sleep, like
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, Like the window.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Like okay, he makes his girl sleep by the window. Yeah,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: you get abducted and the bed is right here. She's
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: sleeping on the side with the windows. She doesn't know why.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Like when we're walking in the streets side by side.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: I walked towards the street and you sleep by the window, bitch,
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: to take the street, take the street. You get abducted
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: at night?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Well know the day he's one, comes in, the day
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: he done gets subducted, he comes in the next morning,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: we'll know something off.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Like fuck, he was right, Yeah, I know, that's that's
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: what I mean.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Because this happens to people, bro, People said that it
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: has happened to them, and they don't believe them. And
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: I kind of believe that the whole reason that they
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: get labeled is crazy because there's truth to it, and
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: they and people people just don't want they don't want
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: no truth associated to these heinous accusations of what happened
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: to these people when they got abducted that they make them,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: they labeled them as crazy.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: But the more and more shit keeps being disclosed, You're like, damn.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Bro, Like they use the men in Black thing on them. Yeah,
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's real, but I think it's real.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: That's real.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: There's something on that device that that for sure does it?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Or I think that, you know, like how they had
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: the lax and men in Black where they where foods
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: were coming in. They're like, hey, bro, I'm just here
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: to pick up this from this planet and they have
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: to work, Like, I think that's something like that kind
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: of exists.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Have you seen fire in this guy.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: The movie? I was like a literal fire.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: I was like, I don't think they're a movie.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: It's about an alien abduction that was apparently like for real,
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: like the guy got picked up came back four days later,
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: like like like a week later, just just showed up,
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: like not malnourished, just same clothes from the last time.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: He swears he was abducted by aliens. It terrified me
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: as a kid, like, I was just like you like,
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: but now as an adult, I'm like, they really wanted
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: come get it.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Because a lot of those people say that they get
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: that it has that fear.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: It happens like you know, like he's lived with them
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: all their life and like this this happened multiple times,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Like he would be like, hey, like they just randomly
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: fucking show up and then I'm like, fuck, guess who's
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: here type shit, like you like, yeah, because those people,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: those people nobody believes them, and they're just like look fool,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: they fucking show up whenever they want, and they fucking
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: like they take they don't take you, or they just
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: like they have an interaction.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: If you guys get taken.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: They're getting studied, would you want to come back? Depends
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: what's over there?
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: That depends bro. Like and then also too, I always
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: had this theory. I was like, if he gives me
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: the chance to run the one up, and then if
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I knock him out, you know, I'm saying I get
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: to stay like that would be great too, gives you
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: the chance to run the fade for your safety.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: What would have to be on the other side for
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: me you wanted to say.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: It'll become I was. I would think of it as
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: like a Star Wars thing, like as far as universe wise.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: You know, what would have to be there for you
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: to stay? For me, Like, for you to want to stay.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Let's say they have change my life completely and started
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: the whole new thing with aliens.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what would have to be there to make you
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: want to They got to have that bad from Elisia,
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: just the just the if they can promise me I
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: can travel from planet to planet, I'm gonna.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Teleportation, you know, I know.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: But if they give me the permission and power to,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I'm know what it'll be my shape, bro, if they
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: had that, If they had like that bed, they have
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: an elysium, it's like a healing bed or like you're
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: just like you go in and gets rid of several
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: things and it fixes everything. And they're just like, so
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: you can live up to be like two hundred, you
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: have to die like two hundred. But like every time
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: you're like, it's just say you get like cancer, got
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: forbid or something. You just go and then like you're
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: just like.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm cool. Huh what would you do.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Back? Yeah, send me back.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: I'm becoming I'm growing into an old Mexican so like everything,
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: like the only thing that makes me happy is the
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: ship that I'm doing, like at my house. So it's like,
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: I cause I'll be like I swear to God, nitdy,
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: I do cruises. Sometimes I'll be in Hawaii. The most
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: beautiful sunset she's going on, I'll be looking.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: At it just means nothing to me. I'm like, man,
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: I wonder what my dog's doing.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: I felt like that at times in Japan, bro, and
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: I fucking I had to. I had to be like
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: stop like it's like we're paid money to be here.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: It's like, stop thinking about your cat. I won't get
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: his sad and ship like that whole ship.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: So the whole time, he's like, you could live to
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: be two hundred years old and blah blah blah, you
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: get taking dog with you?
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, if I can take my cats with me everywhere,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my cats are pretty tired. Yeah, I think I would.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Then if my lady was like and she she was
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: like I don't know. All right, we'll stay here.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have come. I would have come back
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: for you guys. I would go, I would be out
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: and I'd be like a coyote for space, hijack, hijack
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: and ship. This was like, hold on, I seen him time.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: You know how the coyotes from ext to here'd be
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: a coyote from Earth to space.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, you smoke with your friends.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: You gotta learn detachment and just go man. Attachment, really attachment,
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: nothing belongs to you.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: That's really easy for you.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's es freshly single, fucking guy. Quote to say, bro,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: how commediat like some Buddhism.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: For you, gold chain on his chest, all pumped out.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Fidel Castro for you guys.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: But Castro, see how my shoulders are down. I've been
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: married five years.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Dog dictator post today. Well that's not dictator, that's freedom dog.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Boy dog.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: And he's learning how to smoke cigars.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like this is I feel like Russell gave
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: you those glasses and he saw you with the beard,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: and it's an ongoing joke.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: And then he's been teaching you how to smoke cigars.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Right, So he's just Russell's like every time he comes over,
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: he was like he tells his friends, He's like, hey,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: check it out half Castro as a roommate, and then
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: he just like, but he doesn't know.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's a big ongoing joke.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: He's straight out the whole thing, the cigar. I'm like, no,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: it makes sense.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Just don't get fat or nitty.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I will. I haven't worked out it four days though.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: How's goa saying You've been saying four days in a
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: long for like the past three days.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: How dare you treat your body like that? Yess it
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: was three days. I said to you.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know because Niddy was a former fat I
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: know that's in it. Like, I still your I mean
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: you were how what were you at your heaviest.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: My heaviest I was three fifteen when I started working.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: When I started, when I started working out, I was
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: to eighty seven. Okay, I'm now at two forty six.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: I'm at I'm at two ninety three, and that's just walking.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna start incorporating like fucking other shit.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: So any recommendations you.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Got, you've been just doing walking?
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, mostly just ten thousand steps a day now just do.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: A little bit of lifting. That's it. Lifting is actually
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: will do so much. It's so so much weight loss
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: can come from that.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Speed up your metabolism, bro, Like, uh, the snacks snacking
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: in between has to be like stuff to to regulate
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: your metabolism and substitute some of the meals.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: With My problem is I don't eat it all and
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: then it's all one big nut at the end of
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: the night. I used to be coffee all day and
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: then like last night was bad. Like last night I
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: was like fuck man.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: But I used to be like that and like you
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: have to like force yourself to eat, and like now
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I've regulated my system where it's like I'll eat breakfast
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: and then two hours my body's like where's that apple
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: to keep it going?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Two hours from that, I got that shake, Then I
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: got the steak. Then I got to shake again, and
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: then and then once you get the rhythm of that,
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: like your body. Just it's crazy, bro.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Just I should take him to You should go to
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: his gym.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Where's that It's in Cover Cities, Okay, six pack gym,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: six pack gym.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was thinking about taking a boxing class there.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of it's a lot of bodybuilders, and
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: there's like there's a lot of foods that they were
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: bigger than me, like that, I've gone in there, like
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: foods are bigger than you, dog, and like those fools
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: that like I've known, I've seen them go certain classes
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: and I see continuously and yeah, they're progression, Like they
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: have progression.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: It's like a crazy German trainer. Yeah, it's like Arnold,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: except me looks like the Iron Chic. It's hilarious.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, boys, the game is changing, the fat
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: comic game. That's it's done. Yeah, I've been doing these jokes.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: They hit about a sixty percent ratio. And then someone
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: else at the end of show like, hey, are you okay? Yeah,
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: I'm fine, it's a joke, all right, leave me alone,
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: are you? You'll be so hard on yourself.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: That's fucked up, bro for you.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I hate that.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: I was like just fucking laugh because now people are
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: like worried about your health, which is they should be.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Like it was like the body positive movement, like like
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: they fucked it up so much, like it's okay to
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: be fat, but the loud dude, even Lizzo got fit. Yeah,
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: because now everybody's like, hey man, you know, fucking.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Take it easy. It's you.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: It's better to be healthy man, wealthy. Yeah, but not.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of work.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: But then the best thing about it is not even
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: like the losing weight, I mean weight, but then master discipline.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: It's like, that's the hardest form of discipline.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Then once you get that down, it's like I want
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: to say, like a lot of challenges become like.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: I can do this, yeah, but don't because being like that,
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: He's like, I'm really impulsive. So I know I'll transfer
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: it over. I'm either gonna smoke too much weed Or'm
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: gonna bug my wife too much for fucking It's gonna
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: be something, you know what I mean, transfer it over
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: to where it's gonna be a different thing, Like I
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: do you I it's obviously weed is the thing, But
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: is there any other impulses that you do?
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: There's certain things that I have that, yeah, I have
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: to cut back on, Like the drinking. That was like
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: one of the things where like I was like, oh man,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: and then like I have cut back on it to
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: the point where I get fucked up on a lot
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: less now, And it's like I black out, bro, and
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I don't even know because I'm still drinking, like I'm
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: I'm too eighty two ninety. I'm pounding fucking beers and
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: like now I have like two cut waters and I'm
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: just like, fuck kind of wasted.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Cheap date now, yeah, broll, I'm a fucking cheap date.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: No better, it's better for you. It's better on your
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: liver too.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: What's the most you ever drank?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I could, like in my fattest, bro, I would.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Put away a bottle a Headessity on Thursday for a
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: podcast with me and my co host and Xaber would
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: only take like like fucking I don't know, like three
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: shots or two shots, and the rest of it was
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: just me.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: And fucking uble seat thong.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: Like, oh see that's you didn't eat it, incorporate.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: That's not a lot. That's a lot of liquor.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: You're on steroids, man, mental steroids. That's just gonna help
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: you out.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: But even when I started quitting, and like you know
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: what I said, when I wasn't trying to funk with
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: it no more, like I had that tolerance.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: So we can still put it away because you know,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: like you do it so much.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Like now, I'm just like I said, I turned into
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: a cheap date. I know due.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: I took a shot of vodka like a last week
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: and I was fucked up.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: Man, I was out of my mind as opposed to
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: like I used to be able to take down the
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: whole bottle of Presidente.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Does Felipe keep liquor in his house like the studio
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: he does, I was gonna say. I was like, oh man,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, somebody get lid.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: That's how I do. I get drunk easy, you do.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a cheap date for sure. I took him
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: to all he did. He all drinks were paid for us.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: You really take advantage of Okay with Margarito, Like, I'm like,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: fuck you, bro, I was like, you better drink.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Got a lemon drop with this guy?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: A lemon drop?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: After a couple of shots here, so not too bad,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: It's pretty good. I was, okay, you're going You're going
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: out with me on Sunday when I get my phone fixed?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Wait, what are you guys doing?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: We're going to date drinking.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, he hasn't been to a lot of
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: the cool he likes shopping and he has a lot
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: of cool ship.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe we're gonna go to the mall.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, hey, when I get my
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: phone fixed, I was just like, he likes shopping, so
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, you haven't been in this mall, so
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: check this dope ass mall in America. And then let's
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: go to David Busters.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: And can't shop though, But it's a fucking that's a
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: that's a dude date right there. I've never seen it
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: right there, well, because I know he's like he's like
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: he started all over.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: So like every time we go shopping, every time we
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: take him out, he's always buying himself ship because I'm like, yes,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: pretty much doesn't have a lot of ship.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really, it's it sounds at the end because you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: guys are all you got like Louis, but Tom Baggs,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: you're a margarito drunk.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: I'm no the montage.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: I just bought a Dragon ball Z T shirt. What
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: the walking into get? Mitchells Indian?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a liquor store Indian.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know how to.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: I'm just learning how to drink. Man, I don't really
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: drink because it all still tastes like ask to me,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: I just.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: Really you do look like I think I've told you before,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: Like if somebody rubbed a fucking like like a hookah
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: and then you came out as a genie.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: What can I do for you?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: My friend? That's pretty funny.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: You have three requests, not even wish.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: People said I'm taking I'm trying to take you out
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: like Diddy trying to take fit.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Don't take it. Taking shopping and he's like, nah, fuck
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: you guys. Have you been to the nitty parties? Saying
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: is gonna buy me a fucking outfit?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Let's go, hey, bro, I'm not bro Russe. Russell has
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: the potential dog. If he starts telling you taking your
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: shopping red flag, You're like, natis room that.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: Can't even be kind no more.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: You automatically got to be Did you draw the line?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: He was like, listen, close is fine, don't fuck me.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into these super chats. You guys
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: are entered into a to win a price pack as
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: well as well. I will be picking somebody from Patreon,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: So let's read some of the superchats that are coming
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: by uh Speed Minion seven oh two says working I'll
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: catch the replay tonight. Much love, Cactus Refa, thank you
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: so much. I appreciate you guys. Dog By the way,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: before we continue, I do want to remind you guys
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: get your tickets to Ryan Fest. We are just two
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: days away from LA's biggest hip hop festival out here
• 1:03:51
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• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: It is gonna be a great time, the best of
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: the best doing it for hip hop. Shout out to
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Scooby runs La if you want to watch the interview
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: with him, CEO and creator of Ryan Fast, we had
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: him on yesterday, So go watch yesterday's recap because you know,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: it was very insightful to let you know how much
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: work and longevity, you know, goes into creating such an
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: environment for people to thrive on on different levels. Vendors,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: food vendors, hip hop people, even the vendor bootleggers outside
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: like you heard me yesterday. So it's you know, it's
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: you have to It's a lot of work and let's
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: make sure it sells out again. Stop buy my booth
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: first fifty people, they fucking show up in my booth
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: and bisonthon. I'm giving you a fucking big bag of
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: doctor green thumb and a doctor green thumb bag. So
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: I got fifty fucking bollsitas or fucking fire for you guys,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: straight up.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: And you can mean a battle rap. If you beat
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: me in a battle rap, you win a chick lits, right,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: chick litz Wait you rat? No, but they got he's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: not fucking on my promo, allright?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what is it?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So first fifty people that show up, and uh, also,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: every purchase will be entered for a raffle I got.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: I just got three pennants from the Homie Avi Glass
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: and I will be giving you a raffle ticket and
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: put your number in the other one or your email
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: and perfectly perfectly both and I will call you before.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: The event finishes and you can come pick it up.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Sick ass fucking pendants.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna post them on my page today, so make
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: sure you guys pay attention for those, and I'll pay
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: attention and.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Look out for those.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: So next one, Luis Romero eighty three eighty four says,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: thank you guys for the good shows.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Allude to you, thank you so much.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: I do want to thank everybody that has been subscribing
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: all the new subscribers. I know that you guys are
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: not used to the schedule. First of all, welcome Ray.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Let's get around of a plus person button there. Please,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: thank you to all the new subscribers. It has definitely
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: been an overwhelming amount of you guys, and we are
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: just about four four hundred and fifty away from twenty
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: thousand subscribers, which I mean, hey, the way we're going
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: and the way it's going, man, when we get that,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: we get that one hundred thousand plaque, it's gonna it's
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: gonna go right here, dog, because we never thought it
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: was gonna be possible. Dog, you know, so it's gonna
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: be fucking don't.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I always thought it was possible. But you've just been
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: here for like a year. Yeah, So fucking positivity.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's Canadian, he can't help but be positive.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is very true. And he's Indian bros. He's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: always hippy about it. It's like toxic positive. I hate that. Man.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Let's go yeah no, but everybody, uh yeah, thank you
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: so much for the for the for the overwhelming amount
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: of support. Uh that motherfucker says, thank you for the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Spotify uploads. Thank Ray, Dog, Ray is the man for that, bro,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: straight up, and thank you Ray, appreciate that keeping the
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: people happy. That motherfucker says uh. He says the plane
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: emoji and then also says again says another one says
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: the money emoji.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: After that is uh.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Luis Diaz X ninety one says, excited for Ryant. I
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: am forever thankful much love.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: I got you, bro.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: I will get your wristbands so and then I will
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: have one of my workers or one of the homies
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: go get you.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Go get you at the gate, or give you your
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: passes so you can go ahead.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna show up, yeah, DM me your your phone
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: number and all that stuff, so I can send you
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: that stuff. But I will be there from the beginning. Tomorrow.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: It is gonna be great. I mean, I'm gonna have
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: a cooler. I'm gonna have some drinks. It's man, it
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: is I might relapse tomorrow. Not just playing, No, just
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: playing h I mean on Saturday, not just playing though,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: but Rich Alexander says, will you be doing Halloween Horror
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Nights meet up?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I just got to pick a date, bro, I
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: just gotta pick a date.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk to the homie who works at Universal,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna let you guys know what day we're
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: gonna go, and hopefully when you know, I'll give everybody
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: passes and we'll be able to fucking roll up in
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: there and blog it as well. Also too, we'll be
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: in Vegas, uh the week of September eighth, so a
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: majority of So if anybody's out there, if you're trying
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: to make some content or law, anything's blogworthy, let us know.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: We can set it up. Tap in bro, let us
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: know what the fuck's up. We're gonna be there for
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: pretty much a whole week. It's like from Monday to Thursday,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: and it's gonna be a great time. A lot of
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: content being filmed. It would be I don't know, it's
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: too short to do anything live, but it's definitely filming
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of content out there. So if you're in Vegas,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: shown maybe do a show. No, I don't think so,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: not a live show. I mean we could probably just
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: do one, but not a live one.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe a comedy show.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, like in Vegas. Yeah, Because I'm saying
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: September is right around the corner too, I think it
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: would be too soon. Oh this I will be testing
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: that out on this weekend too, by the way, thank you,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: DJ Boss. I'm gonna be putting it on top of
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: my booth so I have internet at the coliseum and
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: I'll be able to stream there. I'll be fucking solid
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: and then we'll just be all right.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Stream the rat battles.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: We'll see how fucked up we could get nitty in
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Vegas and see send them in that send them will
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: be have that limo pull up with the spearmitt rhino
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: put them in there, and it's been like, hey, guys,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: he's singing, now what's in there? But we take his
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: wallet before he goes. We just put we just put
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: money in his.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Pockets and his idea.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because otherwise these girls are gonna fucking just
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: take your ship, HIV.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: Dog, I love it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I'm gonna be there halfway through though.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, because you're gonna be getting from Canada.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: The inner realm says kill it this weekend a Ryan
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Fest homies much love what do you? I'm thank you
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: for saying that. Where the fuck you're gonna be at, Dog,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be there. I hope you pull up.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Also, Chris Usa sends another super chap. Albert McFly says,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: what's up from Texas's cracking all the way in Texas.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: I appreciate you guys. Uh Raspell Washington says, what's good?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Y'all need a golf episode? I mean it would be
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: cool to golf.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, but I just it doesn't seem
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: like my thing.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not a big Does anybody hear golf?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: Nah?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you got a fat nut boy. Sometimes yeah, good
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: at it. No, I can hit it straight, though, Hey,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: hitting it straight is hard.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: It's hard, especially in Hollywood, you know, hitting it straight?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Ask have you seen that?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Have you seen? Have you seen that?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: That that version of a golf but it's soccer.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Like soccer golf? Yeah, yeah, that should look kind of time, bro.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: I would play that ship.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Skill, so you can pull up a clip of it, right,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: that would be funny.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: That's skilled to directing the ball.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: I don't play either, so I don't know why I
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: would combine them.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: I like this.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: I like the golf soccer because I don't assume you're
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: not running, bless you.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: You're just kicking the ball into a hole.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, from far away, like.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Show everybody how unathletic I am. I kicked that ship
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: four yards?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Would you guys, would you guys play polo like the
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: horse and all that ship?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta learn how to ride a horse for one.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah again, what about that?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: What about that blog? What does anybody writing? I've been
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: it's been since I was a kid. I did in Cuba.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: You guys can't go there, right, like, that's the one
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: to talk about, Like soccer, golf right there? Look at
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: look at that? Look at that right there? Come on
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: that right there seems fucking blog worthy. If I find
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: a field, we're all going.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: All right, that's time.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: All right, we're going.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: But Lonza is a golf cart. He's like and beer
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: and this is your head. Next one comes from go
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Cry Elsewhere. It says radioactive Nitty with the Godzilla energy.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Roro Rolando Velzuela says, yo, E, I just sent your
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Alimo beer today, Thank you dog Almo. Yeah, they made
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: a special release King of the Hill, and one of
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: the homies, UH bought me a six pack and he's
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: sending it to me and I will gladly drink it.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: On the show where they in Texas.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: So, it's like the thing with liquor, though, I mean
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: the thing with beer. It just depends on what distribution
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: line and who has that there. So that's why certain
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: beers are only available available to certain regions. Bro, they
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: don't make it out to the West Coast. It's some
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: bullshit politics with it. That's the reason. Like you're like, oh,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: you have to import certain beers. Next one comes from
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Brian from California. I says, and welcome back, Yolanda.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: I wrote that ship nine years ago. It never escapes.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: What up Kona?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: My friend? Uh, hey, you know the the well. No,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say that. I was gonna say that
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: it's gonna give away where we're gonna be staying at.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: So I was I was gonna say this, but I'm not.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I will talk about it later. Ten flowers three two three.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Did you see the Malaysia fly alien video.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: I've always seen that. I always thought that's what happened
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: to that flight. That flight of like all.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: These tech support people that fucking went missing. They were
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: like super smart, Yeah, bro, they were. There was a
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: lot of tech support on that fucking plane.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Are we right now? Do you think that's still done
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: No, no, but they got abducted, bro, like they said,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: they say, the whole plane aliens turning it on and
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: off again.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: They're doing text support on the fucking under ship. Yeah,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. I mean, is there a video for that?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: I've never seen that.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. Somebody send it to me,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Send it to me, ten flowers if you got it,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. Next one comes from W twenty two.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Manfield says, I old through here much love, good, good afternoon.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: What up?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: How are you doing? Thank you? I don't even know
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: who that is? High on hash holes.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I love you?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Wonder bro?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Uh what is it?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Ewen says, same team you already know?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Same team? Dog? Gee uh, Exit City says shout out
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: from Phoenix. Oh, shout out, shout out to Phoenix right back.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Dog is fucking hot as fuck.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: I bet.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: It's the fucking worst. It's like one hundred and twenty
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: three degrees last time I was in Phoenix that ship.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Next one comes from Fonsie Baby says, is that the video.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: It's falling?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: Look like that?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Oh ship they're circling. Damn, whose footage is this?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Is this real?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: This satellite footage or some ship.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: Looks like a fighter game where you get the little shield,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, little flight game. You watching disappear.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: That's your lie. You got three chances right there.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: I wonder where they took it for where they took it?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: How smart were these people on that plane?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Thanks report Epstein Island, Epstein Islands, so.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: They take it extra fort Epstein Alien. It's Kobe and Kobe.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: It's all these fantas people, aliens, reptiles, rep aliens. The
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: reptile thing just seems too fake because like, how come like,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there would have been some crazy foods
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: and be like, I'm gonna samp the one that I
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: think is a reptile, Like should prove it?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the reptile probably read their mind and cut
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: their throat before.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: That's what was said that.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Come on, it's not just one food.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I believe in the clones and ship.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, I think you get cloned.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: I believe in clones more than I believe in reptilian people.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: People.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: When the people start becoming lizards.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: They're the ones. They're the one. The what is that
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: does that footage from inside?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: This is real oh god, damn man, I'm over here
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: like we got the inside school there.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Abduction for me because we believe you believe you man
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: your producer in Ray, We trust in Ray, We trust.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: All right. Next one comes from Nam says e Zone,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I'll take the bullita for Saturday. Okay, fo, you gotta
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: you gotta purchase something. Okay, I hope you're not talking
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: about you're gonna take one?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Please don't. What'll come on? Brother? Yeah?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 7: Four twenty g A says by being nittya no like
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 7: a sack, meaning like like you know, like like yayo.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you meant like a bag.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: I mean it matches what you got going on right now,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: you look like Nay, that's a persona you got.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Suck you up, mama.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Next one comes from four twenty GA and Likipo Mismo
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Salu to you.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, same team, Hey, thank you. Okay,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I think that's the last super chat.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, allude to all the super chatters, thank you so
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: much for super chatting and honestly just tuning in general.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, let's pick a winner real quick from the
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: super chats, and then I will pick one from the Patreon.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: So the winner today is going to be It looks
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: like we have a new winner. It is going to
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: be Raspel Washington. I never seen that name here, so congratulations.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: There you go, There you go, Raspel Washington them and
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: if you're a new subscriber, shout out to you for
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: super chatting, because like I said, I haven't seen that
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: name in here. Let me pick somebody from the Patreon.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: By the way, everybody, if you guys want one of
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: those special edition episodes, we need you guys. I don't
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: know where. Let me see how many subscribers we're at.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna challenge you guys in there, because once I
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: get to ten, somebody gonna get a whole zip. All right.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: So once I get to fucking ten, ten new subscribers,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: if you're anywhere from five to one hundred dollars tiers,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: If you and if you're already subscribing, you upgrade it.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I'll enter you in the raffles. So that means you
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: got a good chance of fucking winning, all right. And
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: we're at four forty five total. We need to be
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: that some of those some of those are free, but
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: we need to get at let me see, we're at
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: two twenty six, so we need to get at two fifty.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Two fifty is a pretty good goal. Dog. I think
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: if we get to.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Two fifty, we'll make some super changes here on the podcast,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: because they'll I mean trust we'll be able to do it,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: and we'll do a live event for you guys.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Got a midget mascot?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Whoa huh.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm already working on it. Dog was writing some
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: shit yesterday, spinning bars on this. Well.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I owed, I didn't think we're going to get to
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: fourteen thousand followers so quick, and then it happened like
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: over the weekend, and then we're almost at twenty k.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: And then I also I also got the dates for
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: the Disneyland tickets that I owe the subscribers.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: So all midget music video for the rap you're doing? Okay,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: first of all, we have to get what for the
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: rappy writing all midget music video?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: If we get so that many subscribers, yeah, okay, come on, boys,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: let's let's make that happen.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: Damn. Now you gotta start mining midgets, you know what
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: I mean. Now you gotta go find midgets.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: This is on good buddy, that's the whole thing. So
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: could you that's what I don't know, we can the
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: I know a couple a couple of good signs.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: For sure, we could get like midget's not's not hard
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: to find. We go to the agency, bro for sure,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: they have hell madgere's the agency.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: The midget Agency.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have Indian midgets to right, especially, so you.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Have more midget and there's probably more Indian midges than
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: there are midgets in total.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: There's more Indian midges, is more retarded midgets is the
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: more gay Indian there's because there's more more of it.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: It's not wrongs, not wrong.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: The more volume of something, there's going to be more
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: of that.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: Midget support.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Have you tried getting a taller person to help you.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: Indian tech support? That's gotta be a sketch.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, funny one. All right, And the winner for the
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Patreon is going to be lamp Chop. Congratulations the lamp Shop.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Your email is be the Water seven seven seven at
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  Speaker 2: gmail dot com.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Please hit me up on Patreon.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Congratulations for winning that uh that Patreon price pack, lamp Chop,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: lamp Chop.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Congradito. I'm just trying to say congrats. I was just
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I was like lamb not sacred.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be a good time on Saturday. Make
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: sure you guys pull up, get your tickets, bro, Like
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: I can't stress that enough. Get there early. I'm gonna
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: be there tomorrow setting up my tent. You can see
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: it from the outside. It says high hungry, b real
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: TV all over it. It's gonna be a good ass
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: fucking time, bro. I already feel it. I'm putting it
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: out there in the air. I'm gonna sell out all
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: my gear. Are you gonna go to hash holes and donuts?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: What is that the following weekend?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: I am down.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: I am Now that's a good one too.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: I am definitely down. I'm gonna see if I can
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: get like a booth.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know who's running it.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: We can make that happen. So I will thank you
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: for joining us once again. Oh we got one more
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: super track. The last one comes from Brian Yay, says
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Knity gal on Man. Nana, Danana, Dananda.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: All right, how much Spanish are you learning?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: That means that means thank you. I meant Nana, you
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: got anything going on? So you got?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: I got August nineteenth, Tuesday, August nineteenth, in the at
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: the Comedy Store, I got the best of LA. I
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: started showcase where I just want to put on the
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: best comics, no gimmicks, no nothing, just like I gotta
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: have I gotta have Nittie on eventually.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I just started.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: So we got we got Craig Cone on there, we
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: got fahim An War, we got just Jetski Johnson, Yeah, myself,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: just some of the best comics in LA And that's all.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: It is, no bullshit.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: If you want to come out and just see some
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: really amazing stand up, come to the Comedy Store August nineteenth.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: Soul Comedy on Instagram.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, you got shout outs. Yeah, make sure you
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: go follow Saul go check out the show.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be dope. Thank you guys for listening. We'll
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: see you guys next week. You already know what it
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: is with the number one Mexican podcast in the world.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: I love you guys, Life from Guadalajara.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, Nitti, you've had your chance to say your shoutouts.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Don't interrupt anymore, right, what is it?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Also, I just want to thank you Ray for running
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: the boards, Morning Shot Films, Barnie Real Podcast. Check this
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: you guys, shout outs. Yeah, thank you everybody for watching.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: I'll be in the valley tomorrow. If you guys want
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: to stop by the slash, you know, check out the Instagram.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: You'll see it right there, and we'll see you on Saturday.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: Love hey and the people on the Patreon, bro, if
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: you're I'm sure if he's gonna see you a lot
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: on there. When we pop out with these things, you
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: guys get hooked up. Yeah, why you know, we do
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: go out. We're not inside babies. We get out doors,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: so we out time. I joined the Patreon, man, So
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: if you you pull up this weekend and you show
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: us your own Patreon or you join us, I'll give
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: I'll hook you up at one of those bags. I
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: got fifty of them, bro. I'll even bring an extra
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: fucking twenty of them just for you guys. So how
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: am I getting those in there in the cooler? But
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: with that being said, I'll be I'll be hosting the
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Doctor Green Thumb Show later from two to four, so
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: make sure you guys tune in.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Tune in for that.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: I will be packing up for Ryan Fest. It is
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: gonna be a great time. Stop by my booth. I'm
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: slashing prices and a lot of stuff because I'm working
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: on a lot of new merch. Get the new uh
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: is it a huge means Son LAFC shirt. Make sure
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: you guys get the new LAFC hats that I made.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: There's gonna be a lot of the winners don't do
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: drug shirts. A lot of that stuff is gonna sell out,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: so make sure you guys, uh what is it?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Pay attention.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: And aside from that, like I said, I'll be on
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: The Doctor Greentham Show players by zone dot Com.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: I got a whatnot sale going on tomorrow as well.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: I have everything listed on there and I keep adding more,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: probably one of the biggest what not sales that I've had.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: I might have to change the date depending on how
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: And uh yeah, I'll see you guys later.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Peace Out.