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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Babe's horse copes.
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  Speaker 2: This morning, we're going to talk about your financial awareness,
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  Speaker 2: what your bank account looks like based on your zodiac sign.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead, no, you got. I was just gonna say,
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  Speaker 3: it's your birthday today, you're Leo.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good because there is actually somebody on the line
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  Speaker 1: that is has a birthday today, I believe, Melanie.
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  Speaker 3: Is it your birthday today?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, happy birthday, birthday, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Did she share they many famous?
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  Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, Melie, do you.
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  Speaker 1: Know is there anybody famous you shared your birthday with?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: I thought everybody knew who they shared their birthday with.
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  Speaker 1: Their Maybe I should.
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  Speaker 4: Steve Martin, Melakunis halle Berry Martin.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so what's the blay? What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm letting you know about your financial awareness and
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  Speaker 2: basically what your bank accounts looking like.
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  Speaker 3: So for us, Leo's Melanie, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Still our birth month, so our budget literally, like the
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  Speaker 2: rules don't apply to us. We are swiping our card
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  Speaker 2: with pure main character energy because in our mind, looking
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  Speaker 2: elite during our season is an actual necessary investment.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that sounds exactly correct.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a bad birthday. I'm going to spend money.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, I've been going through that.
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  Speaker 1: We having have a wonderful, happy day today. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for listening.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Hi Joanna, Hi, Hi, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 4: Gemini?
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  Speaker 3: Gemini.
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  Speaker 2: So your bank account you kind of have like two
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  Speaker 2: financial moods, transferring five dollars to your savings to feel
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  Speaker 2: responsible and then immediately spending like one hundred bucks online
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  Speaker 2: because an ad targeted you perfectly. Your bank account is
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  Speaker 2: basically like a rollercoasha ride.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is hilarious because that is the
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  Speaker 4: exact opposite of what I am.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Really, are you pretty putting down with
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  Speaker 3: your funds?
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  Speaker 4: I am like, I'm pretty like I'll put like twenty
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  Speaker 4: five dollars in my saving account, but I'll put like
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  Speaker 4: one hundred of my boys in savings account, and then
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  Speaker 4: I don't spend anymore, Like I'll spend what like the
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  Speaker 4: minimum that we have to Oh I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, wonderful day, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks you guys.
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  Speaker 1: How about pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, rich for you. You treat money like it's just
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  Speaker 2: a concept and not a real thing. You're manifesting wealth
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  Speaker 2: while simultaneously buying these fancy coffee things, completely detached from
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  Speaker 2: reality until your card gets declined.
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  Speaker 5: That's happened. Not only I've had my heart my car declined,
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  Speaker 5: I've had it taken. Like the register they say, cut
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  Speaker 5: this card up and destroy it. Oh my gosh, the
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  Speaker 5: register they said, destroy this card.
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  Speaker 3: That is extra.
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  Speaker 5: Long time ago. Riche Barra I definitely was like libras.
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  Speaker 1: How about the pisces or the libras the.
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  Speaker 2: Kyles of the world. Yeah, your financial math is completely unhinged.
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  Speaker 3: You will buy a new outfit.
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  Speaker 2: On sale, and then you convince yourself that you actually
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  Speaker 2: made money girl Math, which.
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  Speaker 3: Means you now have extra cash to spend that brunch
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  Speaker 3: with your girlfriends. I am the expert at girl math.
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  Speaker 3: That's on sale.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously you have to get it because it's like the
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  Speaker 4: thrill of the deal and it's got But you didn't
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  Speaker 4: have to buy the thing anyways, Like, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Got it eighty five percent off.
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  Speaker 1: Of Virgos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Virgos.
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  Speaker 2: You guys kind of plan out how you want to
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  Speaker 2: spend your money, so you're one of the only signs
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  Speaker 2: that are actually kind of in tune with their financials.
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  Speaker 2: You will silently judge your friends though, when they complain
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  Speaker 2: about being broke because you're like, dude, you just went
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  Speaker 2: and spent a ton of money on something stupid.
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  Speaker 1: That is true. That part really really bothers me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, if we can get to your sign they
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  Speaker 1: I'll post it on our website. Johnjaydrich dot com