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Drip Too Hard | Son of a Boy Dad #277 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: All right, shall we? Alrighty, Welcome back to the Son
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  Speaker 2: of a Boy Dad podcast Today. It is one forty
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  Speaker 2: two pm. It's February nineteenth. We're here live from HQ Trace.
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  Speaker 3: SaaS moves his flight so the boys can I did gab.
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  Speaker 2: I decided to sacrifice my comfort and relaxation for tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: for the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: You're a Big Man.
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  Speaker 2: No, I really didn't. I really just didn't feel like
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  Speaker 2: traveling today.
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  Speaker 3: Did you have a hotel room up there?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna go home, Oh, just stay at home
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  Speaker 2: with money. I was gonna go to my parents' house.
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  Speaker 2: But then I decided I'm just gonna go back on Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: To your parents.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and grab some stuff and you'll be
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  Speaker 1: back here on Monday for Some of a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'll be back here on Monday, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I'm gonna grab anything. What would I be grabbing
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  Speaker 2: for my parents?
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  Speaker 3: A hug?
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  Speaker 2: A hug? Yeah, maybe I'll get a hug in Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds nice.
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  Speaker 2: Childhood trochkey, Yeah, that'll be nice, A nice Trotchki.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have any toys maybe from home that you
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  Speaker 3: can know?
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  Speaker 2: But I do have a pair of beats at home.
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  Speaker 3: Mmmm that I forgot big, So yeah, there is something
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  Speaker 3: to grab.
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  Speaker 2: My sister got me them.
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  Speaker 1: You actually like I was a psycho for saying grab
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  Speaker 1: something at home, Like, I don't think I will.
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  Speaker 2: My sister got me beats Christmas, like nice beats, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, where did you get the money? Like
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  Speaker 2: she's in college, so it's like how did you get this?
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  Speaker 2: And then it was like I guess she like it
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  Speaker 2: was one of those things where she bought something and
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  Speaker 2: then they just like gave her the beats.
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  Speaker 6: Well that's what you would say if you were running
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  Speaker 6: a grow up. What a grow up is a grow up?
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  Speaker 6: I think she has a grow operation.
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  Speaker 3: She has a grow up?
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  Speaker 2: Oh me think my sister has a grow operation?
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  Speaker 6: College?
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  Speaker 2: She could she lives in Vermont very well could have
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  Speaker 2: a grow I've.
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  Speaker 6: Been buying my weed from your sister for since she
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  Speaker 6: was a freshman. She ships, she does, and she puts
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  Speaker 6: it beneath birthday cards and candles to make it.
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  Speaker 3: Seem with the coffee grounds to throw off the smell.
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  Speaker 6: Very decent member of postal service were to actually open it,
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  Speaker 6: they would only see that in repackage.
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  Speaker 2: That's good, that's good ship.
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  Speaker 6: Well, she knows it's only a matter of time before
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  Speaker 6: she moves up.
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  Speaker 3: She's the female, She's the white Griselda. She puts the
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  Speaker 3: blanca in Griselda blank. If you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I did. I did a pretty
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  Speaker 2: big deep dive on the Delta Force last night, did
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  Speaker 2: you Yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to try and debunk something he said, or no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Just genuinely, I really don't think i'd ever really looked
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  Speaker 2: into it. Until we talked about it the other day.
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  Speaker 6: Someone reached out to me and said that a lot
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  Speaker 6: of the time when we talk about military stuff, that.
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  Speaker 2: We're wrong, we're a little bit wrong.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's fine, And to that person, I would say,
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  Speaker 6: stop committing stolen valor. Okay, we know, and just because
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  Speaker 6: you tell us you were in the military doesn't mean
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  Speaker 6: I believe you whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: And there's enough military bros that enjoyed the podcast, and
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  Speaker 1: I think they like that it's wrong, not your fake
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  Speaker 1: valor stealing ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean I was talking. I talked about about
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  Speaker 2: it for a while because there's a kid that we
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  Speaker 2: grew up with that is like I went to like
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  Speaker 2: West Point and he's like in the military now, and
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  Speaker 2: he posted a picture on Instagram and he's fucking huge
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  Speaker 2: and he's with all his buddies and they're all fucking
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  Speaker 2: like tanks. Yeah, like fucking linebackers, but just straight must
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  Speaker 2: And I was talking to Bow and I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: you're these guys would destroy you because he's trying to
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  Speaker 2: be in the military. Yes, like these guys would fuck
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  Speaker 2: you up.
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  Speaker 3: But there's a wide array if you just say military.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, he was like, I guess he said
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  Speaker 2: that that's a big thing in the military is you
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  Speaker 2: got to size is and everything is not everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Interestingly, in the black Hawk down dock, they show pictures
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  Speaker 6: of those guys who were all Army rangers. Yeah, on
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  Speaker 6: the day or the morning of their first when they
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  Speaker 6: went into Mogadishu. Yeah, and they're all at the beach,
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  Speaker 6: so they're all shirtless, and they they're cut, but they're
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  Speaker 6: not huge. Yeah, and I wonder if that has changed
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  Speaker 6: in the military, because that was nineteen ninety three.
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  Speaker 2: It probably had. It's probably a lot of jacked dudes now.
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  Speaker 6: I think so. I think so. And and there's also
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  Speaker 6: been evidence, of course that you know, members of the
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  Speaker 6: Navy Seals were taking steroids, which.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, they should is totally yes.
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  Speaker 6: Fine and probably the right thing to do.
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  Speaker 3: There are fighting, they are fighting for us.
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  Speaker 6: The problem was that they were saying that some of
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  Speaker 6: these guys, you know, there was a guy who died
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  Speaker 6: I think as a result of buds in training because
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  Speaker 6: they just like pushed themselves past points of injury. And
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  Speaker 6: that was a controversy. But he was doing steroids.
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  Speaker 2: They should all there shouldn't be a single person even
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if you're working the fucking laptop in
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  Speaker 2: a tent, you should still be juicing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's no there's no Hall of fame, no, you
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  Speaker 6: know that would they would be excluded from.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not gonna get your metals stripped because they
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  Speaker 2: find out you're juicing.
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  Speaker 3: I think, not black Ball in the Green Brays.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want all of my Special Forces guys juicing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, and mean I want to mean as well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe some facial hair, but sometimes they don't have to
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  Speaker 1: be as big, like that video of the rock climber
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  Speaker 1: who has a better pull than the two Uh you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, forearm strength.
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  Speaker 2: But here's a good here's a good debate we were having.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think it's harder to be Do you think
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  Speaker 2: it's harder to get into the NFL? Or do you
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  Speaker 2: think it's harder to be an adult Adelta Force.
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  Speaker 6: Delta Force you think? Actually, I actually do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's probably pretty close.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, man, I don't know. Then, from a
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  Speaker 6: numerical standpoint.
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  Speaker 2: I looked it up, it's like a it's sat online
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  Speaker 2: that it was around two thousand. There's around two thousand
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  Speaker 2: Delta Force members in act world.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, but how many new ones are there every year?
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  Speaker 6: That's the question.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's like barely any.
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  Speaker 6: Right, So then you talk about there's what there's five
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  Speaker 6: rounds of draft picks every year, there's probably seven plus
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  Speaker 6: plus fucking undrafted free agents on all of.
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  Speaker 2: Those guys, I'd say, I'd say, like a guy that
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  Speaker 2: plays in the NFL not someone that just gets drafted.
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  Speaker 6: That's a completely different Well, that's.
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  Speaker 1: What that's what I'm Well, let's say there's twenty two
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  Speaker 1: starters on every team. Time's thirty team, so like a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more than six hundred.
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  Speaker 2: We'll include, I'll include second string, so then twelve hundred. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so I mean how many members of the mill? I mean?
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  Speaker 2: But then you also got to think that not everyone
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  Speaker 2: in the military wants to be a Delta Force.
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  Speaker 6: No, maybe not, probably a good amount don't. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 6: I guess why is that relevant?
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  Speaker 2: Because I'd assume most people that are playing like college
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  Speaker 2: football want to be in the NFL. Uh, but a
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  Speaker 2: lot of them probably have come to terms with the
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  Speaker 2: fact that they're never going to be in the NFL.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just don't. That is an interesting question. I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know how to figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: It's close.
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  Speaker 3: There's been how many Super Bowls? Fifty fifty super Bowls?
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  Speaker 3: Fifty guys on a roster, So have more people won
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  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl or been Delta Force?
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  Speaker 6: Dude? Are you sure there are two thousand active Delta
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  Speaker 6: Force members right now?
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  Speaker 2: I think that's what I read. Yeah, let me look
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  Speaker 2: it up.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I wouldn't I wouldn't go I wouldn't argue with him,
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't go against them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's going to be hot. Does Bo have aspirations
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  Speaker 6: to join Delta Force someday?
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  Speaker 2: No, he said not at all. Too hard, Yeah, he
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  Speaker 2: said it's like impossible.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It says Delta Force has about two thousand soldiers, with
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  Speaker 2: three hundred to four hundred of them being combat personnel,
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  Speaker 2: So some.
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  Speaker 3: Of them are the steroid computer guys.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Probably, If there's only three hundred of him, that's pretty sick.
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  Speaker 6: Straight out of theology.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, straight up, holy shit.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine being one of the three hundred. Do you think
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  Speaker 2: they have like they probably have like a WhatsApp group
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  Speaker 2: chat together just sending the most racist memes you've ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: Even the black guys.
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  Speaker 6: Are something you can get away with anything.
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? I'll kill you with my hands.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's like that.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the Sam Hyde clip of what
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  Speaker 1: the guy's like, I heard you say the N word
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  Speaker 1: and he's like yeah, he's like why do you say that?
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  Speaker 3: And he's like because I like to. And he's just
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  Speaker 3: like six', five just fucking, massive it's probably what these
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  Speaker 3: DOUBTS a force. Guy.
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  Speaker 2: DUDE i met him In vegas and he is a
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  Speaker 2: Fucking he's, huge, right, dude he's like AN Nb he's
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  Speaker 2: like the size of like AN nfl.
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  Speaker 3: Player sixty five three.
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  Speaker 2: Hundred, yeah if he was walking in a pack OF nfl,
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  Speaker 2: players you would never be, like, oh that guy's not.
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  Speaker 3: In THE nfl BECAUSE i like. Too, yeah it's. CRAZY
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  Speaker 3: i guess he doesn't say it with.
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  Speaker 2: Hate, yeah, no, no, No.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah we just finished eating.
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  Speaker 6: Steak, yeah we just did the steak off.
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  Speaker 1: And we're not going to say who, won but please watch.
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  Speaker 1: It it'll be coming out. Today so this episode comes Out.
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  Speaker 1: Thursday this will come out at six pm. Tonight but
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  Speaker 1: let's just say very. Close both guys did a great
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  Speaker 1: job with their steak AND i think it was, good good,
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  Speaker 1: Content it was good.
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  Speaker 2: Fun it was a. BLAST i think there was a
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  Speaker 2: lot of hoots and a lot of.
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  Speaker 1: Haulers i'm so glad to hear you say it was a,
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  Speaker 1: blast BECAUSE i wasn't even inviting you to come on
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  Speaker 1: and promote it, beforehand BECAUSE i was so scared that
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't even do the actual thing like.
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  Speaker 3: That you didn't want to do, it that you wouldn't do.
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  Speaker 2: It, NO i was definitely. DOWN i will, say like
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  Speaker 2: you were probably the ex we were probably one of
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  Speaker 2: the only people THAT i would have done it.
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  Speaker 4: For.
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  Speaker 2: Though let's go, LIKE i woke up this morning AND
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  Speaker 2: i was, like to be, HONEST i think if there
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  Speaker 2: was anyone else Butt, ROAN i would be, canceling.
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  Speaker 6: Right wouldn't have done it for, Me that's for.
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  Speaker 2: SURE i was so.
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  Speaker 1: Tired and there was also like a nice money prize
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  Speaker 1: involved with, it and that's BECAUSE i wanted, to you,
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  Speaker 1: know buttress against the fact that you might not want
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  Speaker 1: to Do it's, like, hey there is decent money that's
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  Speaker 1: involved coming out of my bank.
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  Speaker 3: Account.
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  Speaker 6: SASSIN i actually right beforehand we met in a place
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  Speaker 6: he's never been, before which Was Whole.
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  Speaker 2: Food No i'd been. There get lost in that vitamin.
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  Speaker 2: Section they have a great vitamin section in, there the.
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  Speaker 3: Best, yeah the, magnesium the.
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  Speaker 2: Manganese i'm looking at everything That i've never once considered
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  Speaker 2: putting in my, body And i'm, LIKE i feel like
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  Speaker 2: this would change my.
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  Speaker 6: Life, yeah you didn't know, this BUT i just let
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  Speaker 6: you get ahead and THEN i followed you around the grocery.
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  Speaker 6: Store and, secretly, oh really watching to see what you
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  Speaker 6: were looking.
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  Speaker 2: At you saw me go over to the vitamin. SECTION i.
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  Speaker 2: TURNED i turned around, though BECAUSE i was, Like i'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna get lost in. Here IF i go, in you're.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna lose track of. Time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Also francis said that you kept sniffing the icings
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  Speaker 1: just to like get a taste of.
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  Speaker 2: It the.
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  Speaker 3: Icing, yeah like the cake.
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  Speaker 2: Icing, No francis was getting lost in. Everything, OH i
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  Speaker 2: know that place like the back of my.
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  Speaker 6: Hand he's eating grocery.
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  Speaker 1: Store it's pricey, though very, pricey but at the same,
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  Speaker 1: time great selection of, meats great selection of.
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  Speaker 3: Fishes the fish in that. Store you can have any fish.
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  Speaker 6: Fresh, yeah they've got good. Fish not the best.
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  Speaker 1: Fish it's not a fish, market but as far as
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  Speaker 1: like breadth of the amount of different types of fish
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  Speaker 1: that you can.
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  Speaker 6: Get it's pretty. Good other whole foods do better, fish,
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  Speaker 6: Though i've noticed because a lot of the time they'll
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  Speaker 6: have a lot that's previously. Frozen that's HOW i judge
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  Speaker 6: a good monger is by the amount of fresh versus.
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  Speaker 2: Frozen monger sounds.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Like a, slurnger sounds like a fish is slur fucking. Mongers,
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: yeah you drive.
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: Off, whoa whoa.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Fucking mongers.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Out of our. Neighborhood it sounds like something you'd yell before,
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: throwing like A molotov.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Cocktail just a couple of peaceful mongers.
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: Protesting ever since they started busting in the, mongers this
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: has gone to ship.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: This mongers linking arms across the. Road fuck you. Mongers
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: draftily does sound like?
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: That what was the? Other what was the one that
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: we had.
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: On the Yak Jick, jick make Make america mongreless? Again,
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah jick is.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Bad that's, Yeah jick sounds. Bad, right it's from, magicians.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Someone who's into. Magic. Jick you fucking. Jick all the
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Fucking jicks and mongers in this. TOWN i can't even
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: fucking go anywhere.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Crawl, YEAH i Think jick sounds way worse Than. Manger
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: it sounds like something that you would get sent to
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: the principal's office for.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: Saying jack is very adjacent to a.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Slur, yeah that's familiar With. Roan remember When ron said
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: the that slur on the? Act, yes oh, yes, Yes
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: and we. Tried they tried to bring you.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: DOWN i really, did because it was right After mint
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: said the, Slur and so the people who were advocating
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: For mints to be reinstated were advocating for me to be.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Fired they were well fired than Wise ron not.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: Fired, yeah that's a classic way to really solve a
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: problem and bring less attention to dole out equal punishment
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: for an ensuing, infraction.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Which also isn't even a verboten. Slur, No, no it's
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: fun slur THAT i won't to. Again, YEAH i had,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: SOMETHING i did something bad.
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: Yesterday what? Happened you ever heard?
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Of?
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: You ever go to a sample? Sale? No what is that?
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: For like?
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: FABRICS i think this one was? Clothing what's a sample?
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: SALE i don't really understand, it to be honest with,
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: you And i've never been to, one but, uh there
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: was one yesterday for that that had a brand THAT i,
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: like BUT i have never purchased because it's way too.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Expensive see what wouldn't you? Purchase the?
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Name the brand Is Brunello. Cucinelli of course you know.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Them that sounds.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: Familiar i've Never i've never been able to get around
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: how expensive their.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Clothing how expensive is?
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: It it's?
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Preposterous like how much would like a pair of pants
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: be a pair of?
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: Pants you, know could be could be two thousand.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Bucks that's. Insane, yeah and they have they have.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Sweaters that are five. Grand they're known for their. Cashmere
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: like it's it's.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Preposterous what's the difference between a five thousand dollars sweater
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: and say maybe a two hundred dollars, Sweater probably that
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: it won't pill, Ever like IF i want IF i
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: get a five thousand dollars, SWEATER i want that TO
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: i should be able to wear that every day for
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: the rest of my.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: Life and you should be able to wear that through
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: a bramble, bush, yes and not have it pricker.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Up, yeah here's. That SO i just opened their.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Website the first ten items or so deconstructive blazer five,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: thousand four hundred, dollars trousers one, thousand nine hundred, dollars
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: feel jacket four, thousand seven hundred, dollars water resistant parker four,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: thousand nine hundred, dollars blazer four than four, hundred, twelve
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: trousers one, thousand five, hundred and you, know five thousand blow.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: Everything it's too, Much it's it's, insane it's. NAUSEATING i
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: mean their stores are. Lovely everything is set out really,
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: well you go in there and they'll they'll bring you
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: a perfect espresso or a balanced, cocktail you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Know whatever you. Want what are your thoughts on?
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: THAT i like it If i'm shopping with, someone especially
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: a woman That i'm dating who is going to take
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: a long time And i'm, Bored, like you'd get a
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: cocktail potentially IF i were in the. Mood, yeah what
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: about espresso IF i hadn't had a coffee yet that? Day,
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: yeah but they and they'll have nice truffles and stuff like.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: That.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah what About like what do you ever go to
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: a barber and they're, like would you like a shot of? Whiskey?
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah see, THAT i don't love.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: THAT i don't.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Understand, frankly drinking before shopping is what lubricates me to
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: make purchases THAT i might otherwise have been on the fence.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: About that's probably why they do.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: IT i bet it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Is but like at a at a barbers but it's
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Like i'm getting the same haircut no matter.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: WHAT i go to like a shitty barber right In
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: West village and every TIME i walk, In i'll go
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: my haircut will be like ten, am and they'll be,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: like would you like a shot of.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Whiskey, no and it's not like you're lubricating for a bigger.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Purchase it's not like you're gonna be, like, hey actually
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: give me the corn.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Roast yeah, yeah Especially. Yeah that also doesn't sound like
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: a shitty. Barber i've never been to a bad barber
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: that had liquor to give. Away my place WHERE i
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: get my. Haircut, see this does not allow. Liquor the
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: two barbers.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: THAT i go, to i'd rotate sometimes depending on If
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: i'm in a bad mood or. Not the two ones
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: THAT i rotate in between both offer me a shot of.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Whiskey okay upon, arrival don't, lie you cannot. Lie, okay
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: what is the cost before tip of your? Haircut the
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: one THAT i go to that's right by my, APARTMENT
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: i think it is. Sixty and then the one that
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: is closer to my old, APARTMENT i think that's.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Eighty.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah the one that's eighty way nicer barber, Shop like
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: it's like a a fellow.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Barber, NO i think you're follow.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: BARBER i think it might actually be called Like harry And.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Co or something like. That, fuck let me look it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Up the only Time i'll have the shot or the
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: drink is for My christmas. Haircut, oh that's for all
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: the shopping's. Done you, know you have a little bit
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: of A christmas. Haircut you have a just the shot of.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: WHISKEY i think that's the only time wrest appropriate that's not.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Bad so you're In Brunello.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Cucinello, well, OKAY i MEAN I i follow some guy
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: On instagram who always announces where these sample sales. ARE
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: i never really knew what they, were and but finally
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: he announced that one was. Starting it was really close
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: to the, office so WHEN i went out to get my,
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: LUNCH i just walked over there for a few minutes
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: to see what was going. On and, COINCIDENTALLY i think
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: it opened right right BEFORE i got, there SO i
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: was like one of the first couple people. In and
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: it was in an un marked, space you, know just
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: a just a. Space it could have been an event
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: space that. Whatever there. Was, no it wasn't a, store
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: do you know WHAT i. Mean. Yeah the cashier was
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: set up on a plastic folding table with one of
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: those cash app or credit card apps that didn't work at.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: All she had to keep unplugging it and restarting. It
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: but inside were rows and rows of assorted clothing that
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: were not there Was they weren't set up by. Size
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: it was just totally, random so you had to kind of,
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: HUNT i. Guess but they had a lot of brunello
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: stuff and all of it was seventy five percent. Off
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: ooh seventy was it?
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Real?
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah what the?
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Hell so you could get your eleven hundred dollars trousers
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: for three hundred.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Dollars? Yeah, yeah it all of a, sudden all this
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: shit was like close to being, accessible you, know some
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: of it it was still, nuts but, LIKE i don't know.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: It LIKE i bought a pair of really nice, boots
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: two thousand dollars. Boots they were four hundred and thirty.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Bucks god, damn which is still a, lot still a,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Lot but it's actually not that bad for like a
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: nice PARAM a nice pair of boots is what three?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Hundred yea two? Hundred, YEAH i, mean let's put it this,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: way and mine are like. Sixty BUT i you have nice.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Booths you're pricing up for the. Fellas.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: YEAH i would NEVER i would never have bought the
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: boots for two thousand. Dollars that's. INSANE i would never
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: have done. That but all of a sudden they were in.
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: Range SO i wouldn't just buy boots. Though, yeah so
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: you're a multiple boot. Man those are the ONES i
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: bought At. Brunello are very. Different they're not like hiking.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Booth these are like cowboy. Boots, no they're just like
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: they're closer to that. Timberlands those are not.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Times these Are Jim Green South.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: African, yeah they're, dressier dressier, boots but with some rugged to.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Them got? It how many pairs of boots are you
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: at right?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: About? Five too? Many? SEVEN i have too many pairs of,
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: boots AND i probably shouldn't buy. ANYMORE i have.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Two, well one of them is more of a. Shoe
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: my hiking boots are more of a shoe than they
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: are a. Boot by then my waiting boots are a,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: boot and my waiting boots are damn nice. Boots sims
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: nice or, no they might be. Oribis.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Dude let me say, this, though this sample sale world
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: is unlike Anything i've ever fucking. SEEN i went in
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: there and within ten minutes the place was pretty. Full
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: And i'm going to say something a little bit controversial.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Here every single person there was either wearing A yamaka
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: or An indian. Guy but they Were they were all fucking.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: Great there was a, Sense.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Now that's not WHAT i.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Expect there was an.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Excitement there was an excitement and a sense of community
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: among the men because all men in this place where
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: we have felt as if we had stumbled upon a
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: gold mine and we were the first people in.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: There that's probably how women feel at outlet malls when
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: whenever women are, like you're like nice pants and they'll be,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: like oh, Yeah target twenty bucks And Scott pockets type of. Thing,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: yeah and they're so excited about. It that's probably the
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: same chemicals in the.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Brain there was a little bit of a. Frenzy was
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: it all? Men, yes, damn there was a little bit
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: of a, frenzy, okay because WE i, mean the aisles are,
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: narrow there's, whatever four linear racks of. Clothing AS i,
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: said there's no order to. It so you're you're you're
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: brushing past a guy who's got a fucking shopping. Bag
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: and a few of them had charts of items that
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: had the real prices of the actual. THING i guess
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: even though the price tags had. THEM i think they
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: were shopping for like their, Communities, yeah you know WHAT i,
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: mean or for home wherever that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Is you think that there's a chance that they were
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: they were shopping for.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: Resale potentially that that was a suspicion THAT.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I will say that was my first thought when you
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: said that the boots were four hundred dollars and they
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: were two. Thousand originally my first thought was. Resale you
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: can make some. MONEY i can make some serious or
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: buy four.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Pairs you have one pair for, yourself and then the
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: other three pairs you're selling for.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Paying you're paying paying For you're paying for yourself.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: Supply, yeah don't get hi.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Supply, yeah you're getting high in your own.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Supply you're making six thousand dollars in profit minus the
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: twelve twelve hundred that you paid for the or sixteen
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: hundred that you paid for.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Them, yeah you're still making.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Two. K, originally sell them for say five point fifty,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: APIECE i, think, yeah, Right, No, no you're selling for
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: the whole. Price, NO i.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Don't the one's going to buy them for the whole.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: Price you gotta give them a. Discount but you could
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: probably sell those boots for like twelve. Hundred, yeah On
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: poshmar or something like that new with.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Authentic watch those videos of people bringing in the, shoes,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: yes and they're always smacking the.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Sole, yeah and the person smells.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Them, yeah they're, LIKE i don't sew that hollow sound
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: sounds like a.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Watermelon.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah See i'm getting more of a sorry, buddy
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: now those are fake some nine year old. Kid, yeah
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: it's always it's always just a child with his. Dad
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: and then just some like twenty five year old. Dude
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: it's just, like see How i'm getting more of a,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: hollow more of an empty and empty sound.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: There, well there's no foot in the, shoe see.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: The real pandas they're actually they got more of a
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: it's more of a more of a stiff yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Right the only people that get combative are the The
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: mexican brothers and sisters who are going. There they'll get
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: combative if you tell them they have a fake.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Shoe oh of.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: COURSE i mean it's probably devastating to find. Out imagine
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: if you found out that there's four hundred dollars boots you,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: bought what if you got what if you opened up
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Like New York times app today And alsoden you found
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: out that that store was just a. Scam it was all.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: Fake, WELL i wouldn't be. Thrilled but at the same, time.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: If you can't, tell who? Can well that and.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: That's WHY i would never have bought. Them it's seventy
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: five percent. Off was such an outrageous. Discount, yeah SO
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: i don't know where these clothes come. From to be
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: honest with, you did they have The Brunello. Cucinello they
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: were totally, legit.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: So they had the tag. On it's not like it
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: was just from the same, factory, Correct and.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: You know YOU i. Whatever the quality is, insane the
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: quality Of, brunel it's all made In. Italy their cashmere
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: is what they're known. For their, swayed their, leather all this.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Shit it's it's. Insane SO i cannot imagine that you
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: can fake that quality for a low. Price does that make?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: SENSE i understand, That BUT i do know a lot
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: of people will use the same factory as a.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Manufacturer, sure that's probably.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: More i'm.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: RIGHT i genuinely. Don't And i'm not even saying it
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: to be, like, oh i'm a i'm. A i. DON'T
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: i don't spend a lot of. MONEY i genuinely, like
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: if you showed me these pants right here That i'm,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: wearing and you were, like these are ten thousand. DOLLARS
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: i would be, like, INTERESTING i don't know. WHY i
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: don't know, why BUT i would.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: BELIEVE i think there's certain items that are easier to
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: understand why they're priced the way they are versus. Others,
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: RIGHT i, Agree like, Pants it's, like come, on why
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: would you charge two thousands? Pants that's? Crazy BUT i
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: bought a swede sort of Like safari jacket as what it's, called,
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: uh and it. WAS i bought that from there AND
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: i put it, on AND i feel Like i'm wearing. Air.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah it feels as if the leather that they used
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: to make this jacket was sourced from a cow that
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: was pulled out of the mother's. Womb, yeah like almost.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: Unborn like they caught it before it hit the, ground
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: skin it and then made that into one, jacket and
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: they skinned it the way that you try to skin
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: like a. Clementine, yeah all one, peel all one, peel one,
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: hide one, peel no. Breakage and then they formed that
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: right into this supple sway. Jacket sounds so. Nice so
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: here's another interesting. Thing buy how much shit did you
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: get to be honest with. YOU i don't really want
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: to get into. IT i don't feel. Comfortable i'm, embarrassed
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: and it changed the way that my next month or
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: two is going to.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: LIE i don't. KNOW i don't understand how you can
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: spend that much. MONEY i have a. Problem, yeah it's a.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Problem i'm Very i'm very. It no more so like
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: you spent over five thousand. Dollars, yep that's, crazy, set that's.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Crazy let's put it this.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: WAY i saved tens of thousands Of, yeah because you
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: spent five, Thousand i'd assume you're around five to seven
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Spending you'd be.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Wrong you spent ten, thousand seventy five percent.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Off. Dude like WHEN i bought, TICKET i had to
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: like text EVERYONE i. Know i'd be, like just a heads,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: up some money has been.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Moved but that's BECAUSE i get.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: That's because you don't even run your own finances.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Though, yeah let's put it this. Way, HEY i met
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: with my guy On. Monday he, Said i'm a tight.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: SPENDER i walked out of that.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: STORE i texted our agent and was, like you might
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: want to you might want to get on the, PHONE
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: i could use some. Work but here here's the, thing,
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: right there's there's some interesting. Things AS i, said there
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: was this sense of, community to the degree THAT i
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: would try something on AND i would ask one of
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: these other, guys one of the, guys one of The
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: jewish guys or one of The indian, guys, like, hey
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: what do you think of?
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: This they'd hang up their bluetooth to answer.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: You, yeah and they and and because the salespeople weren't.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Salespeople they it was as if they were running like
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: a Bakes they were just there to do the. Transactions
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: when you walked, in you had to check your coat
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: and your bag because they were very worried about people
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: stealing shit and walking out with. It there were no
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: security tags on any of these. Clothes it all felt
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: a little, shady to the degree that it felt like
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: these clothes had fallen off a.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Truck did you even take your coat or were you
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: just Like, david what like when you were? Leaving did
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: you pick up back up your coat or were you.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: Just, like, yeah the COAT i walked in with was
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: one of my nicest. Coat WHAT i was wearing today.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Still, yeah, Probably, well leaving the, store it was still
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: your nicest.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: Coat it's the COAT i bought In. Sadness it's the
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: sadness COAT i.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: See so when you walked in with that, coat they.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: Were, like he's gonna buy a.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Lot did you say?
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: Fact did?
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: You?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Did they put your coat maybe in a little cot separate. Area,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: no they hung it away from The jewish.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Coats all The jewish coats were just in a. Pile you.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Know they were all in those fucking big ass. Boxes the,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: hats the hats they had the box. Hats. Yeah like
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: when someone it's like you're, like.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Oh why is all the overhead space? Gone oh there's a.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Hole, oh there's Two jewish dudes on the. Fly there's
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: two Acidic jews on the.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Flight, Oh williamsburg is going To california. Today oh that's
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: what it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Is they had they do. That the cases that they
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: use for their clothes are like the same like WHEN
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: i used to play the. Claron, yes it's literally like the. Horns, yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: But Like god, forbid they want to bring the. Jackets oh,
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: yeah those. Masterpieces you'd have to take it apart and
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: put like an arm in one overhead and arm and another.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: One, okay but here's the last. Piece there were no changing,
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: rooms and people were trying on, pants meaning guys were
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: in their fucking boxers and underwear in the middle of the. Store,
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: yeah that's insane pulling new pants. On there was a
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: frenzy to.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: This how many people were in?
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: THERE i mean they only let in a certain. Amount
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: WHEN i walked, IN i was the second or third guy,
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: in and it was very a line. Quiet by the
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: TIME i, left there was a line what.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Did you say anything? Snarky well Even.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah good luck finding? Out only weird. Size, yeah only TRIPLE,
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: xl triple xcess on the. Fringes, oh you're not finding.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Anything regular sized, guy regular sized jew like you at home, now,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: guys wrap it, up, Dude.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: That swayed JACKET i bought was a preposterous. Find there
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: were a lot of items that there, were you, know
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: two or three or four different sizes of that one
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: was tucked. Away it was the only one of.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: One and what kind of jacket swaye? Jacket, like, like
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: you want to see me wearing all this?
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: Stuff like is it a?
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Bomber?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: God, no, no he's wearing. Bombers, WELL i don't know if.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: You're gonna become like one of those times kind of
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: comedians that wears like a bomber swede on.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Stage, No i'm not gonna wear any of this stuff on.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: STAGE i dressed down for. COMEDY i know my.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Place he's trying to look. Approachable, yeah WHICH i.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: GET i can't be wearing. BRUNELLO i Think i'm gonna.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Start i've been Thinking i've been considering dressing up for.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Comedy reason that wouldn't be the worst. Idea, yeah BECAUSE
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: i SAW i got my tapes From toronto AND i was, like,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: DUDE i look like fucking.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: Ass this is the first time that you felt that
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: way about.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Yourself it's just, like my fucking pants are sagging down
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: my sweaters in a weird. POSITION i.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Can't this is so surreal to hear you coming to
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: terms with. This this is like someone admitting they have
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: a drinking, problem.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Which he's done as. Well the self reflection is crazy
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: in this young, one AND i guess is realizing, that,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: like you don't have a mirror really in your.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: HOUSE i don't have a.
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: Mirror that that is a big part of.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: It i'm SURE i have probably seven hundred videos of.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: MYSELF i was gonna, say has anyone ever if you
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: saw a compilation a yourself just from the podcast, Alone.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: No to see how is?
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: This one?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Episode to see how my? Clothes a little super cut.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: From one's ever seen himself seated though he doesn't know
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: what he looks like standing up.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Now it bunches in the Crottray.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: BECAUSE i take. VIDEOS i prop my phone up and
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: THEN i, record and THEN i walk like ten feet
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: away from it to see what it looks, like and
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: THEN i watched the.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Video that's how you check to see how you look
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: in what you've. Dressed, yeah you film yourself doing a? Catwalk,
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: YES i.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Would kill to have those. VIDEOS i have thousands of.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Them i'd kill you believe that's how you see what
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: you're wearing the. RIGHT i don't have any other way
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: of doing.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: It get a fucking. Mirror they're ten.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Dollars there's nowhere to put a mirror on the.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: Wall you can't put a mirror on the. Wall what
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: do you?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Mean what do you MEAN i don't have a wall
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: to put it?
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: THERE a two dimensional. Item they're. Flush if you can
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: own a television in your, apartment you can own a.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: Mirror this is. Nuts you look like one of those fashion.
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: GUYS i have to do.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: It there's no other. Way this is How i've. Been
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: i've been doing this for for.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Years you really could be a whole ass influencer with.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: This you could be like outfits of the. Week there really.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Is there really. Is like there's hundreds of. Them it
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: goes crazy, creepy, dude it's.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: WEIRD i can't believe how many there.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: Are you need to post some of, these, dude this is.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable there's so, Many like they're so easy to. Find
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: there's just so.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Many so, many here's here's here's a. QUESTION i gotta.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: GO i gotta go through and delete. Them there's so.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: Many this is such a a stunning. Moment this is
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: such a curtain reveal because all this, time based on
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: the way that you, dress the assumption has been you
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: don't care how you. Love NO i could. Hear we
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: are seeing an absolute attention to. Detail it's more you care.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Deeply it's Like Boris johnson when he used to be, like,
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: OH i messed up my hair like like on, purpose to.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: SEE i go every. Angle look at this, one. Dude
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: this is a. Hotel this is at a hotel In.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: AUSTIN i gotta get the side. Back who is this?
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: For my mind is exploding right, now, Dude.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's for me BECAUSE i, like you want to
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: know what you look.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: Like but hold, on hotels have, mirrors not that. One
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: there's no way you stayed at a hotel that didn't, ever.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: MISS i was In. Austin it had A it just
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: had like an above wasiste mirror like in the? Bathroom?
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Right, okay, fine but that wasn't good. Enough you need
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: a full body.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: SHOT i want to know what the with the this?
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: Is really this is really surprising to.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Me that is.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Vanity you have some, vanity Which i'm very. Happy, YEAH
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: i don't think that's. SURPRISING i think it's like that's
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: WHY i wear the same outfit all the. Time it
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: makes me really.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Happy but it makes me a little bit sad that
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: you're never gonna like put those all together and be
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: like outfit of the. Week like it's wasted content that's
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: just sitting on your.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Phone it's not it's not content IT i promise.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: You it's so. Funny it's unbelievably funny to LEARN i
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: don't do. THIS i don't do.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: This you have a.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: MIRROR i don't have IF i got a. MIRROR i
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: don't have a full length mirror in my. APARTMENT i don't,
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: KNOW i don't have a.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Full they all start out with like me looking right
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: at the camera and then setting it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: Up if he's not going to show you this is
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: what it, is, ready it's, this he walks away.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Like he's a, model.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: And then you hoodie or something that's, videos every one of.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Them, well because it's like you're like a.
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: Bride.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: NOW i think it's because it's like like a, bride
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: because it's, like for a, WHILE i only ever looked
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: at the upper, half like for a, WHILE i was
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: just doing this SINCE i moved To New.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: York, wait we have every outfit you've ever worn since
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: you moved To New.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: York, no because they're all on old phones and.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: Stuff are there times where you just don't even care
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: how you look and you.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Go out like, today LIKE i know what this outfit looks.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: Like, right that's a tried and.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: True this is a tried and, true this is a
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: this is one of the. Hits, yeah SO i didn't.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Know like it's usually like If i'm gonna wear different
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: pants or a different sweatshirt or something like. That or,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: like If i'm going to do a show like before,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Shows i'll do it often BECAUSE i want to because
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: like sometimes like so if you look in the mirror,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: regularly you guys probably. Don't you might get it more than,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: him Because i'm sure everything you put on just, like
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: oh wow fits like a. Glove, Again oh you surprised.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: For what it's.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: Worth for what it's, WORTH i don't have the attention
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: to What i'm wearing that.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: You do because everything you put on fits you. Naturally
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: why because you're like an in, shape normally sized, person
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: but you're not out of. SHAPE i am out of
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: shape in my body is like it's like it scientists
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: need to study it WHEN i.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Die but hold on a, second, respectfully the clothes you
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: wear don't hint at what type of shape you are in.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: Anyway that's the goal you wear pretty.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Subtle it's Like Billie, Eilish, yeah that's the. Goal you
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: like kind of want to mute your. Body that's WHAT i.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: Do but there's nothing that you own that would be,
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: like oh, shit look At saas's. BODY i can't tell
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: in anything that you wear jackets.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Inside the reasoning behind it is is so Occasionally i'll
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: put on a fit where like Maybe i'll put on
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: my green hiking pants and Then i'll put on a
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: sweatshirt And i'll look in the mirror And i'd be, Like,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: oh this looks, good this is, good this is a good.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Fit but then you'll see a photo of yourself on
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: stage where like maybe your mid, stride like one leg is,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: lifted and you're, like, OH i look like a fucking like.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: LUNATIC i look like my mom dressed to.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: ME i think we all have photos though in that's
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: like this is like most of my.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Photos so it's like WHEN i do the AND i
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: set it up up and THEN i, walk THEN i
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: can see what the what the fit looks like in.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Movement it's just funny that you Not i'm not saying
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: you pretend to not, care but if we looked at,
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: you we'd be, like, oh, yeah he doesn't even care
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: how he.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: Looks that has been my.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Assumption but the fact is that you actually, care deeply care.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: More THAN i. DO i would argue you care more
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: about how you look when you walk out of the
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: house THAN i. Do, ABSOLUTELY i would argue, that, yeah,
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: NO i would SAY i.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Care but we've had this conversation where you, say, oh
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: you don't care about how you, look AND i, say,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: NO i actually care a lot about HOW I have
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: you ever said? That, yes but it's.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Curated his look is. Curated it's not devil make. Care,
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: NO i.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: DON'T i don't care HOW i. LIKE i don't WHEN
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: i when i'm WHEN i look to see HOW i.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Look it's not Like i'm being, LIKE i gotta Be,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: OH i gotta be looking great BEFORE i. LEAVE i
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: just want to not look fucking retarded like that's the.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Goal is to go outside and be, like this is
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: not a fit That i'm gonna see, later and be,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: like what the fuck WAS i?
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: Thinking, okay SO i guess My my paradox That i'm
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: struggling with here is that you do, care, clearly deeply
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: about how you, look and yet you wear the same to,
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: me the same clothing every.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Day, yeah stick with the.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Hits and you also. Don't BUT i think you, care
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: but don't want to look like you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Care, NO i don't think LIKE i think everyone thinks
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: THAT i do that. Intentionally IT i don't.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: LIKE i.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Don't it's not Like i'm, Like i'm not. Leaving it's
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: not like how like In Louie's, specials like he's got
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: like a like a stained shirt on or something to be, like,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: oh this is same Old. Louis like it's, LIKE i
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: that's just WHAT I that's just HOW i. DRESS i love.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: IT i, think, yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: It's that. Crazy oh, buddy you forge you it. Is
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: people who are listening are gonna Fucking.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: IF i Knew francis did, That i'd be, like, yeah that.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: Would make, sense it would makes. SENSE i don't do.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: That but IF i had a, MIRROR i would never do.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: THAT i would just simply look in the, mirror like WHEN.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: I go on THE R i don't have a problem with.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: That that that that weirdly is. NORMAL i think it's
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: it's finding out that you have thousands of hours of
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: footage on across multiple. Phones, yeah that's what it. Is
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: this is what he's.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: DOING i do get it in stride like it like
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: in occasionally in a, Hotel i'll take a, corner Like
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: i'll see what it looks like When i'm wrapping around a,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Corner Like i'll go into the. Bathroom you you want.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: To see how you look entering a. Room you want
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: to see how you look upon a.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Rival, first it really has nothing to do with that
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: you you're.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Doing you're doing.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Entrances uh, yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yo this Is i'm surprised you are saying this
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: stuff out.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: LOUD i really don't think it's that, Crazy LIKE i
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: have to see HOW i. LOOK i don't have a.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: MIRROR i honestly don't Think i've lived in apartment where
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: we didn't have a me In Hell's, kitchen we didn't
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: have a. Mirror we might have had a mirror In
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: west when we lived In West, village, Definitely, yeah definitely
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: didn't have a mirror in WHEN i lived In East.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Village and you have like at least what do you
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: have four doors in your apartment right?
• 44:14
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah but the problem is that hallways too.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Tight BUT i think that the back of any, door.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah. Exactly that's how much people you do one
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: of those hanging you, know it's.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: You know, what you know What i'll SAY i think it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: IS i think the those those mirrors like against a,
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: door like IF i put a, MIRROR i could easily
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: put a mirror on like my bathroom. Door, yeah but
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: then then you're looking at it and you're, like, well
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: that's only WHAT i look like from if someone was
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: standing this.
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: Close to, me you want to know how you look
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: from ten FEET.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: I want to know HOW i look from ten. Feet
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: not many people need. That that's actually like ALL i care.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: About that's. Strange, yeah that's a strange uh sort of. Compulsion,
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: YEAH i think it's a weird. Insecurity by the, Way
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: i'm Not i'm not judging or. Mocking, NO i don't.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: Care i'm not bothered about, you AND i love.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: It this is so nice how you're even how you're not.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Bothered, no IT'S i genuinely THINK i JUST i think
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: it's PROBABLY i think it probably comes with just being on,
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Stage LIKE i want to know WHAT i look like on.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: STAGE i would say that most people who own a,
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: okay well that, okay that explains.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Everything it's just that it has a lot to do with.
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: That, yeah the distance thing was throwing me because most
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: people who own full length mirrors don't need to be
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: able to stand ten feet away from them in order
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: to get what they. Want, YEAH i think most people
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: are you, know, three four or five feet. AWAY i
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: think it all stems FROM i did a. SHOW i
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: did a show In, Arlington virginia last year maybe two years,
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: ago AND i was WEARING i wore a collared shirt
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: like a polo shirt and my khakis and people were
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: dming me after being, like you have to get new,
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: Pants AND i was, like what's wrong with my? Pants
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: BECAUSE i would look in the mirror and my pants
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: looked completely.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Normal and THEN i saw the photos and it was,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: LIKE i know this. Look for some, reason my pants
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: like they were like they would like out, out they
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: would get like very wide.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: White yeah.
• 46:00
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• 46:02
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• 46:04
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• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Boxing so it wasn't.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Cute it was like they were like they. Were it
• 46:09
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• 46:11
  Speaker 2: seam or thirty eight waist. Pants was it? Cute but
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: they're not thirty eight waist.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: PANTS i need to see a picture of.
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: These did you not film yourself in your typical? Routine
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: would that? Look?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: NO i must have.
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: Not and then from that day you said never.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: AGAIN i said never.
• 46:26
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• 46:29
  Speaker 1: from like the nineteen. Forties, yeah like the wide pant
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: but like skinny.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Ways, yeah a lot of people were messaging me being,
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: like you gotta get new. Pants people are coming up
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: to me after the. Shows you gotta get new.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Pants gift the new. Pants, yeah.
• 46:42
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• 46:44
  Speaker 2: getting new. Pants people would like reference. That they'd be, like,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: well those were those of the pants you bought it
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: dicks because they did you dirty if you did.
• 46:52
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• 46:55
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• 47:01
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• 47:04
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• 47:06
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• 47:09
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• 47:13
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• 47:19
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• 47:23
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• 47:26
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• 47:30
  Speaker 3: think it's a narcissistic.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Thing, well, no in the classical sense of like narcissists
• 47:34
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• 47:37
  Speaker 2: What is that they look at themselves in the lake
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: in the lake and they SAY i need new.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: Pants.
• 47:42
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• 47:47
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• 47:48
  Speaker 2: That they're, like, oh if you look at your reflection
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: in a like people will be, like if you look
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: at your reflection in like the windows that you're walking,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: by you're a. Narcissist, oh that's always WHERE i looked at.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: That that's ALL i do is look at myself in
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: those ESS i don't have a.
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: Mirror we live in a city where every building is
• 48:04
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• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Like, literally like WHEN i get out of my, APARTMENT
• 48:07
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• 48:09
  Speaker 2: because that's the only TIME i get to see myself.
• 48:10
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• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Videos like IF i don't do a video one, Day
• 48:15
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• 48:17
  Speaker 3: And there's probably just someone on the other, side like
• 48:19
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• 48:21
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• 48:23
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• 48:26
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• 48:30
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• 48:33
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• 48:35
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• 48:36
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• 48:37
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• 48:40
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• 48:42
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• 48:44
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• 48:54
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• 48:57
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• 49:00
  Speaker 2: like just when you're in, school like not like college
• 49:02
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• 49:04
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• 49:06
  Speaker 2: you gotta fit on that you were like what WAS i? Thinking,
• 49:10
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• 49:12
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• 49:14
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• 49:17
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• 49:18
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• 49:21
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• 49:23
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• 49:26
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• 49:32
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• 49:35
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• 49:39
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• 49:41
  Speaker 1: And you need the exact right shoes and the exact
• 49:44
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• 49:46
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• 49:48
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• 49:49
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• 49:57
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• 50:07
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• 50:10
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• 50:11
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• 50:13
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• 51:14
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• 51:27
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• 1:01:12
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• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: While, yeah, yeah the wings are off the.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: Plane the video of the plane hitting the ground from
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: the guy who's in the car on the runway or
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: whatever is.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Insane how did he note a?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Film? THEN i don't.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: Know that just might be a flight, enthusiast someone with.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: Autism oh you think?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: So there are a lot of those.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: Guys, yeah and what are we?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Thinking it was from the too hot of an entry
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: by The, yeah.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: Well they're saying that he landed too. Hard it ripped
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: The it ripped the landing gear off and tipped the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: plane over to smash the, wing which means that it
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: was a very bad. Landing it is the type of
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: landing for which you would definitely not. Clap oh, No
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: and by the, way what the fuck is going on?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: There have you seen how all these famous people Are
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: like random people are now coming out and saying like
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: it's okay to clap on flights.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Now, no.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: That's All i'm seeing everywhere is viral people being like
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: it's fine to clap after. Flights it must be because
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: when it must, be because the planes are, Crashing so
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: if you do it, successfully you should.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Clap so were they booing the guy In?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Toronto, YEAH i don't, know throwing?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: Tomatoes that guy pit probably stayed in the cockpit the
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: way that sastaes after. Shows wait for the whole.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Play, Yeah i'm not going. Out Yeah i'm not coming.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: Out let them, know let me know when everyone's Going
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: just take pictures of the, plane including including the cleaning.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: CREW i don't want to see. Anybody you, know.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: You're supposed to be able to ask them for a
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: play like a trading.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: Card.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh i've heard. That, yeah On delta.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Flights Every delta one has a trading.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Card, yeah that's. COOL i want to get, one But
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: i've always been afraid to.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Ask, yeah you're too a little bit too. Old, also
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: imagine if you just got that guy's trading card before
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: he fucking botched the, landing probably worth.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: A lot, worth like a million. Dollars So i'm leaving
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: it on the. Plane, Yeah i'd be going back for
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: like at after the. Crash and you got to sign, it,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Dude i'm. Sorry it's, like, yeah, dude you get, it
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: you gotta sign.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: It you don't mind IF i cut a little square
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: of lazer off put as a game warn jersey. CARD i,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: Mean i'm, Going i'm getting this, great you know, WHAT
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: i don't even cut it. OFF i can see a
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: piece of right.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: THERE i mean that would be a sick trading. Card,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: yeah but if you had Like sully's trading, card it
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: was just a damp piece of water of.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Cloth game warning problem is you just KNOW.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: P S A is not giving that a ten out of. Ten,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: no not after it's been in your pocket on that.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Ride Darren vel definitely has.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: It though it's a good. Card the damn good, card.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Good, card finding the guy to get, it and then
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: him just punching you like buzz.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: All, YEAH i love.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: That it's a classic.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Clips sliding it under the. Cockpit just a sharpie comes.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Next you get.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: It you get.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: It.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Man you think that guy he doesn't lose his, job does?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: He you gotta assume he's probably not.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: Back, YEAH i don't think any if anyone, knew because they'll.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Know so you think he'll just go? Private you can
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: probably get.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Him you might have to switch. Aircraft he might be
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: a helicopter.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: Guy, now he might be a spirit guy.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Now, yeah BUT i mean it's a good way to
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: get a good rate on a private pilot right. Now
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: if you get that, guy, true you probably get him
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: at A brunello.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: Discount that guy is the guy who's now going to
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: be Flying cessna's over The Grand canyon two.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Tour.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah bad. News you're losing your job At. Delta good.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: News we need someone to dust these.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: Crops you're good.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: News california is on. Fire scoop give any experienced scooping
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: water from a lake nearby then dropping it on top of.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Flames yeah, exactly that's so.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Funny that no one.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Died oh, yeah you can make fun of.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: It if someone, died someone might actually be in Critical.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: They said that two people were in critical, condition but
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: that they weren't expected to. DIE i thought critical condition
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: exactly meant there's a strong likelihood or that they're.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Exact same situation that got you fired last time we
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: assumed life because of news that we.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: Heard and then oh well THEN i haven't made fun
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: of any of, This so, yeah you me and sas
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: been it has been you.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: GUYS i mean it's the same thing with the burger
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: the burger.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Kid, actually maybe even if you just calm us, down
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: if you're, like well that's not.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: Cool, YEAH i think that until we're out of the
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: woods on this, one probably best.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: To away from. It, yeah, guys let's, yeah.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: You can't also tell us.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Round we really got to get off this.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: TOPIC i, MEAN i don't think what you just said was.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Funny first you were SAYING i mean you said was
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: saying bongers and it's it's been a tough it's been
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: a rough episode for a, round these.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: Victims he Wasn't we were joking about how they sound about.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: It he's the one who's like fucking yelling it down the.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Streets, yeah, Ruined this will ruin.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 11: Me.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: YEAH i was a little thrown off BECAUSE i MEAN
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: i was on that. FLIGHT i, YEAH i just flew To,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: toronto right on The delta.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: CONNECTIONS i was flying the night, before and you know
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: my plane was close yeah to doing exactly.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: That you went through the same way your winds. Were
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: they only said it was forty mile an hour wins
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: THOUGH i flowed in. FIFTY i, NO i flowed in,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: fifty maybe, sixty because the guy came on and said
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Fifty's flowing, fast sixty mile fifty AND.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: I SAID i could have been.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Sixty this guy came on over the over the speakers
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: and was, like we just landed in fifty mile an hour.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Winds he was like he was proud of. Himself yeah
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: he was, flexing which is fucking.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: Sick and this was.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Forty that's, yeah, guys we're going we're about To we're
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: about to go through some sixty mile per hour. Winds don't,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: worry they'll make it feel like.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: TWENTY a little bit of a shake that you boys can't.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Handle back, there everybody put on their brave face and
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: free Rounded Johnny walker on me.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: In the war. Room we're gonna make The Wi fi
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: free for a. Bit if there's anyone you want to
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: say goodbye, TO i would suggest doing it. Now anybody
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: wants to make a, call that's always. CRAZY i watched
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: that Movie Red eye a while. Ago did you ever
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: see that? Movie remember that what is Called Red?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Eye?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: YEAH i remember vaguely.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: The movie where it's like the lady meets a guy
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: at the bar at the airport and then they're, like,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: oh we're sitting next to each other on the, flight
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: and then they get in the air and he's, Like
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: i'm gonna fucking kill.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: You OH i remember The, Yeah, yeah that's WHAT i.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Remember the decent. Flick, actually, yeah it's like a it's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: a it's a fun. Movie but one thing that's interesting
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: about that movie is that it's when the planes all
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: used have the phones on The remember that just wipe
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: your credit card and then you'd Call.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: My parents that was that was exactly like the mini.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: Bar my parents were, like whatever you, do do not
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: touch that.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Phone oh, really it's expending.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: A phone call from the plane is actually more expensive
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: than what the plane. COSTS i had the fear of
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: death in. Me, yeah about the, phone about even EVEN
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: i think they was like the mini bar was like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: if you even just took it off the, Hook, yeah
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: somehow they would charge you for.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: That the baby. Bar shit is. INSANE i got hit
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: with that the other recently where they were like they
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: were like the lady at the front desk was, like
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: just a heads. Up she was, like it's like, weight
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: it has like certain sensors on. It she's, like if
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: anything even, moves they're charging you for. It she was,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: like just don't even open the. Drawer, oh my first
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: LIKE i did WHEN i got in the room was
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: opened the. DRAWER i was, like, WELL i gotta see
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: what we're working.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: With at least did she say that to you because
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: of what you were.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Wearing probably, yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: YEAH i don't even tell you cannot afford.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: This she did say, that like like upon, arrival she was,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: like don't even open the, drawer WHICH i was, LIKE
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: i feel like you're probably not supposed to say. THAT
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: i appreciate, IT butil probably not supposed to say.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: That, yeah and that she's losing her company.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: Money well yeah that's WHAT i.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Meant, yeah, yeah that's not. Right THOSE U i can't
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: believe they still, well you know how they still have
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: like ashtrays on some planes and on all. Planes, no
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: it used to be on all. PLANES i think it's
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: a plane but like some of the, models, oh in the, Bathroom,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: YEAH i think some.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: DO i think it's required for them to have it
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: on all planes because they're the thought processes if if
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: someone ends up, Smoking, no, seriously, NO i swear To,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: god BECAUSE i looked it. UP i was, LIKE i
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: looked up. RECENTLY i was, like why do plane bathrooms
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: still have ash? Trays and they were, like because if
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: someone decides to, smoke we'd rather them put it in
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: the ash tray than put it in the trash and
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: then burn the plane.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: Down putting it in the trash would. Suck so, yeah
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: that must have happened once or.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: Something.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: PROBABLY i THINK i would just go toilet, though, right.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: Well there's not water in there for, it, true but
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: you put in the, sink get a little.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: WATER i GUESS i would put it in the ashtray
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: IF i decided to. Smoke but they the moment you
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: decided to smoke on a plane must be you're finally
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: just like fuck, It i'm doing.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: IT i had to convince a friend of mine not
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: to do. That one really on a flight back From.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Sweden he was, like, Dude i'm Going i'm going to
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: smoke in the.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: BATHROOM i was, like do not fucking do.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: That who was the who it?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: Was who was it?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: That that was like recently within the last year or,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: so they were they smoked on the. Plane it's a
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: famous person and they like asked the flat at the.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Time they were, like how much you guys gonna charge
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: me IF i smoke on the? Plane and they're, like
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: it's a ten thousand dollars, Fine and then they just
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: immediately lit up a fat.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: BLONDE i have it on the tip of my. Tongue
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: was it a?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Rapper they smoked a? Blunt someone like very famous in
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: a cigarette or a.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: BLUNT i think it was a blunt, Maybe but they
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: were like, regardless they were like, that that's.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: Like that old didn't he get in trouble for something
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: where he Said i'm gonna no matter, What i'm gonna do.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: THIS i don't, know probably.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: ASSHOLE i mean that that's such a confined, quarter especially
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: if it's a. BLUNT i don't.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Know if it was a public it might have been
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: a private.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Plane, oh that makes more sense if you're just with your.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Friends if you're in a public plane saying you're gonna
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: fucking smoke a, blunt it's fucking.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: Nuts trip you. READ i don't think that's WHO i.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Was, OH i remember there was a story About Trippy
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: red with. That But i've also heard stories about pilots
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: like snitching on people and being like they have guns
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: on the, plane like when we land have THE atf
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: there really, yeah.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Or i've even heard of limo droppers doing. That you
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: had to be an, asshole.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Isn't that what happened to?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 10: You?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Uh what's his?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Name?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: O Juice?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: World?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: MAYBE i Think Juice world got snitched on by his, pilot, right?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah oh, yes he had like pounds of weed and
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: the pilot like told the. Police, yeah and they were
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: just like boarding the plane and he just like ate
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: all the drugs and. Died what that's for? Real, Yeah
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: i'm pretty.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Sure that sucks so badly take the or just have
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: one of your guys take the fucking thing take. Off
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: the ass showed up the, Ass, yeah showed up your boys.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Ass at least try the.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: Ass what if he like filled his ass he was,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: LIKE i don't have any more that happens?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: That what is the isn't that a? Thing like people
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: will take the balloons of coke to travel with not,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: like not like to go party with. Them talking about
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: people that are smuggling drugs across the. Country but then
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: they'll pop and then then they.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Die it's always some like Poor El, salvador a woman who's,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: like has no choice to like or care about. Drugs
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: she just has to pay for her family. Mules yeahs
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: such a nasty word for. Them all, right he lost
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: his what LeVar ball got his foot chopped? Off what?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: WHY i thought you were, Saying. HARBOROUGH i thought you were,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: saying Like Jim Harbo, Harborough, harboro Harbor Ball. Harball that's
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: WHAT i always struggle, With Jim. Harborough you, see they
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: just raised the salary cap in THE.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Nfl what they chuck Lebar ball's leg?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: Off why did they do?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: That look at this holy?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: Ship that's.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Yah that actually makes me. Sad i'm actually super. SAD
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: i think it was.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: Diabetics his wife is fucking.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Wife doesn't. Speak isn't his wife? Mute she's a?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: Stroke do you think any of the balls will ever
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: win a, title probably like.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: ACCIDENTALLY i could see LeVar ball Or alonzo being on
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: a team or.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Something you think one of them will win A. Grammy
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: who do you think is gonna? Win what do you
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: think they're gonna? Win, first A grammy or a.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: TITLE i don't THINK i Can, grammy BUT i could
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: see them winning like that one song is pretty, good
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: but not A. Grammy BUT i could see, award like
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: like A Source.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Award you don't THINK i could, win like best like,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: uh Like artists of The year or.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: Something, no they only.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: Give kind of how it. Goes it's like if they
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: have one big, song his.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Other he has two other decent songs, too but it's
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: not that.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Song you listen to, them that song you get back
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: here at one On, senate stuck in your head the whole.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Day i'm just walking around my. APARTMENT i might swerve
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: in that quarta.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: Whoo you know that?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Song you don't know that.
• 1:14:09
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• 1:14:10
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  Speaker 2: Good oh, Well i'm to be In boston. Tonight let's.
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• 1:16:21
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  Speaker 2: It that doesn't hit nearly as hard as the sold out.
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• 1:19:27
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  Speaker 2: Worse oh you've already bought the tickets.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been let's just say, Like i've never been
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• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: more just like let's get out there and let's like
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  Speaker 2: let's just have some, fun you, know all, right that's
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  Speaker 2: guys next. Week the steak off will be out. Tonight
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  Speaker 2: And that's gonna do.
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