Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / All That And A Bag of Haggis (RHOLDN Recap)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teese and
- 0:12Speaker 2: Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tam J.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Hi.
- 0:17Speaker 1: I've missed you. I missed you too. I'm so tired.
- 0:20Speaker 1: So I woke up at two thirty all wide and awake,
- 0:25Speaker 1: and I've been awake ever since.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Does a little time change?
- 0:29Speaker 1: The first day is like, wasn't bad that I got home?
- 0:34Speaker 1: I read a long travel day. Then I got home
- 0:37Speaker 1: when I was so tired, and I obviously had to
- 0:39Speaker 1: prep for the podcast. Then went to bed, and then
- 0:43Speaker 1: got up the next morning and just ran round around,
- 0:46Speaker 1: even went to the gym, did two podcasts, and then
- 0:50Speaker 1: adopted a dog.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Tam, not even a dog's a poppy. You have lost
- 0:58Speaker 2: your damn mind the amount of times that you bitch
- 1:01Speaker 2: about the dog that you currently haven't you go nowhere?
- 1:06Speaker 1: So now it's a girl. I need a little bit
- 1:08Speaker 1: more female energy in this house. Have Eddie and Rugby
- 1:12Speaker 1: now that Sophia's gone. So we saw her on a
- 1:16Speaker 1: mission bah with the animal shelter here on their Instagram,
- 1:22Speaker 1: and so I'm like, oh my god, the dog is
- 1:24Speaker 1: so cute. It is just so it's like a little
- 1:26Speaker 1: miniature Rugby, but it's mixed with something like Rugby's pitbull.
- 1:29Speaker 1: This is pitbull and I think they they think Australian
- 1:36Speaker 1: shepherd or something. Oh yeah, she came from a very
- 1:40Speaker 1: bad situation. The dogs were taken away from the owner.
- 1:44Speaker 1: There was a ton of them, and so she has
- 1:46Speaker 1: a ton of siblings there and she's just so cute.
- 1:51Speaker 1: So then we were in Capri and we were sitting
- 1:53Speaker 1: at the table and we're talking about it, and I'm like,
- 1:55Speaker 1: oh my god, she's so cute. So I DM the
- 1:59Speaker 1: shelter and they know us because my mom adopted a
- 2:02Speaker 1: dog and from them. Then we got Rugby there, so
- 2:06Speaker 1: they knew and they're like, we'll hold her for you.
- 2:09Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, I think we get home. I mean,
- 2:15Speaker 1: we weren't even having twelve hours. We go over there
- 2:17Speaker 1: and she comes out and she's so rambunctious and she's
- 2:21Speaker 1: jumping and I'm like, oh shit, and she's chewing on
- 2:25Speaker 1: shoelaces and at the bottom of your pants and I'm like,
- 2:29Speaker 1: oh my god.
- 2:31Speaker 3: She was so stinking it.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Then we went picked up Rugby, took Rugby to meet her,
- 2:37Speaker 1: and she was very calm, just super super calm and
- 2:42Speaker 1: chill and a little afraid of Rugby. Rugby looks like
- 2:45Speaker 1: a moose next to her.
- 2:47Speaker 3: I know, I wonder if she gonna get as big
- 2:49Speaker 3: as Rugby.
- 2:50Speaker 1: No, nope, We've already spent like two thousand dollars on
- 2:55Speaker 1: shit because you have to bripe to buy two of
- 2:56Speaker 1: everything because the two houses.
- 2:58Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm like, I.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Don't want to tune up my food, my furniture, and
- 3:03Speaker 1: I don't want to chune up my baseboards. I don't
- 3:05Speaker 1: want her to do that. And I've got playpin for
- 3:07Speaker 1: here inside, a playpin outside to create the sleep in.
- 3:11Speaker 1: You know, all this stuff. I got her little onesie.
- 3:13Speaker 1: She's having her surgery tomorrow for she's getting fixed, and
- 3:17Speaker 1: then I have to have a confessional tomorrow, so Eddie
- 3:20Speaker 1: has to go pick her up, and I got diapers
- 3:23Speaker 1: for her. I've lost my mind.
- 3:27Speaker 2: You have honestly lost it because the amount of times
- 3:30Speaker 2: that you've complained about Rugby and now this one I
- 3:33Speaker 2: have to say, this is your dog.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Oh that's what Eddie said. This is your dog. You
- 3:37Speaker 1: know that, I know, I know, like there's something about her.
- 3:39Speaker 1: I just really love her. The only thing I really
- 3:42Speaker 1: complained about Rugby is that we really get tied down.
- 3:47Speaker 1: It's really like he won't just like stick her in daycare,
- 3:51Speaker 1: doggy daycare when we go places.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's a lot to ask, like, hey.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Can you watch the dog for a week. We were
- 3:58Speaker 1: lucky that Sarah Ava's mom and Ava and Ella watched
- 4:02Speaker 1: Rugby and he had a great time, and so I figured.
- 4:07Speaker 3: What the heck? But are you glad to be back
- 4:10Speaker 3: or you wish you were still gone?
- 4:12Speaker 1: No? I am one of those people that love to
- 4:16Speaker 1: go on vacation, but about four days in I start
- 4:21Speaker 1: getting a little bit anxiety. The last day, my anxiety
- 4:24Speaker 1: was so bad. I just wanted to be home. Yeah,
- 4:27Speaker 1: And it was because I'm used to my routine and
- 4:30Speaker 1: if I don't do my routine, it starts to wear
- 4:33Speaker 1: on me. Like the fun like it was fun, Yes,
- 4:36Speaker 1: it was great. The highlight of our trip was the
- 4:40Speaker 1: cooking class. For sure. It was so much fun. Oh
- 4:44Speaker 1: it was four hours.
- 4:44Speaker 3: Long, Oh my gosh, just.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Overlooking the ocean and the people that hosted it. It
- 4:52Speaker 1: was Almafi Garden Haven cooking class something like that, and
- 5:00Speaker 1: they were like total comedians. They had squirt guns, they
- 5:02Speaker 1: were scorting us and dancing and it was just a
- 5:06Speaker 1: ton of fun and you know, pouring us all wine
- 5:09Speaker 1: every two seconds. But overall is great. Very hot, very hot,
- 5:14Speaker 1: very hot. Like I couldn't even escape the tan. Eddie's
- 5:18Speaker 1: like so dark. Never even seen him like this. Tried
- 5:23Speaker 1: to put sunblock on two days. We ended up at
- 5:26Speaker 1: just like a beach club because there's nothing else you
- 5:28Speaker 1: can do during the day because it's so hot. Yeah,
- 5:32Speaker 1: they're having a heat wave though, so they said, it's
- 5:34Speaker 1: not normally like that. No, of course you are.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Of course it's a heat wave.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Well, I go back only if I was yachting, if
- 5:46Speaker 1: I was on a super yacht, I would come in
- 5:49Speaker 1: for the day. But I don't think that's ever gonna happen.
- 5:53Speaker 1: So anyways, so we have named the dog Capri.
- 6:01Speaker 3: Are you gonna call it? Capri?
- 6:03Speaker 1: Cappri?
- 6:04Speaker 3: Cappri, Capri Capri?
- 6:06Speaker 1: Which we went to Capri and it was just so
- 6:11Speaker 1: hot it was so hard to enjoy yourself there.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh, did you know it was gonna
- 6:19Speaker 2: be a heat wave when you booked it?
- 6:21Speaker 3: No, but a.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Few weeks leading up to it, I know it's warm.
- 6:26Speaker 1: I've been to Italy four times. Every single time it's
- 6:29Speaker 1: either in July or August, and every single time I
- 6:31Speaker 1: say never again, but always like it's somebody's getting married
- 6:35Speaker 1: or we took Spencer for high school graduation and it
- 6:40Speaker 1: just all kind of lands and those months, I'm like,
- 6:44Speaker 1: this time, not again.
- 6:46Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll remind you too hot.
- 6:49Speaker 1: I needed one Angela's fans to fan me off. I
- 6:58Speaker 1: heard you had a little shout out on Watch What
- 7:01Speaker 1: Happens Live.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I can't even with this.
- 7:06Speaker 1: So what can you explain it to me?
- 7:09Speaker 2: So I've got Mazzle of the Day or whatever, And
- 7:14Speaker 2: he gave me Mazzle of the Day for dating a
- 7:17Speaker 2: cute young guy.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Did he use his name?
- 7:21Speaker 3: No? I think he said the Valley guy.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Can we stop calling him the valley guy now? No,
- 7:27Speaker 1: his name has been exposed.
- 7:29Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. He's the valley guy only Oh my god,
- 7:33Speaker 2: I just suits him so much better. But yeah, I mean,
- 7:37Speaker 2: he doesn't.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Even live in the valley.
- 7:39Speaker 3: He's from a valley place.
- 7:42Speaker 1: We're all from a valley. So what exactly did Andy say?
- 7:46Speaker 2: Like he said after spending so much time on to
- 7:49Speaker 2: teas in a pod.
- 7:50Speaker 3: She needs a new d and her bod.
- 7:54Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wow, Andy couldn't Angie? Well, you know
- 8:02Speaker 1: he likes him young. Yeah, yeah, he's his new boyfriend
- 8:11Speaker 1: is what like sixteen years younger than him?
- 8:13Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean how old is.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Valet guy?
- 8:18Speaker 3: Thirty one?
- 8:20Speaker 2: But no, I mean I thought that was pretty funny,
- 8:22Speaker 2: like just that. At first, I thought it was like
- 8:26Speaker 2: a joke. I was like, no, there's no way I
- 8:28Speaker 2: got the maz of the day. And then all of
- 8:29Speaker 2: a sudden, I'm like, oh, hell ah, hell I love it.
- 8:36Speaker 1: What did he have to say about it? Did he
- 8:38Speaker 1: post a picture of him or did yes.
- 8:41Speaker 3: He put I think he posted a picture of it.
- 8:44Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the picture that all the press picked up.
- 8:52Speaker 2: And it's just I mean, it's too much.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 8:57Speaker 1: How was it with your sister in town and your concert?
- 9:00Speaker 1: And I'm bummed I missed the concert.
- 9:02Speaker 3: I mean, the concert was so much fun. Everything was good.
- 9:05Speaker 2: It's like I can't complain, Like I had so much
- 9:08Speaker 2: fun with my sister.
- 9:09Speaker 3: Trent and Cruz.
- 9:12Speaker 2: Got an e bike accident which has caused a lot
- 9:14Speaker 2: of like issues since, so now I'm like really having
- 9:18Speaker 2: problems with the bikes.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Well, I didn't know he had a e bike.
- 9:22Speaker 2: He has an e bike, but I never let him
- 9:23Speaker 2: ride it because he's never with some like because I.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Came exactly on a street that he can just go
- 9:29Speaker 1: outside and ride.
- 9:30Speaker 2: No, So he went with his with Trent, my sister's son,
- 9:36Speaker 2: who is twenty years old, and you know, they had
- 9:40Speaker 2: to walk the bikes over to where the area is.
- 9:42Speaker 2: But then I guess Trent hit a like a route
- 9:48Speaker 2: and flipped over.
- 9:49Speaker 1: And then please tell me what a helmet on?
- 9:52Speaker 2: Yeah, he did have a helmet on. But then Cruz
- 9:56Speaker 2: hit him. Yeah, like he wasn't prepared. And now Cruise
- 10:01Speaker 2: is like toe nails completely ripped off. I've never seen
- 10:04Speaker 2: Cruise in so much pain as last night.
- 10:07Speaker 3: He just his toe?
- 10:09Speaker 1: Is it like his whole body hurts?
- 10:11Speaker 3: Well, he's going to the doctor today at one fifteen.
- 10:15Speaker 1: Maybe it's broke.
- 10:16Speaker 3: I don't think it's broken.
- 10:17Speaker 1: I think did he have flip flops on?
- 10:20Speaker 3: Yes, he had sides on? And I go, remember when
- 10:23Speaker 3: your mom told you not tour slides.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Eddie's so particular because he's been a cyclist his whole life,
- 10:30Speaker 1: and even like if the e bikes, he's pulling them out.
- 10:33Speaker 1: And if I just get on it and just go
- 10:35Speaker 1: on a circle in for the house till yell at
- 10:37Speaker 1: me put your helmet on. I'm like, I am, I'm
- 10:40Speaker 1: just put your helmet on. He's just known people and
- 10:45Speaker 1: seeing cyclists that have just been in freak accidents.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Yeah. No, my sister's son he broke his shoulder. He
- 10:55Speaker 2: fractured his shoulder and we didn't even know very common.
- 11:00Speaker 2: But I'm like, I'm done with the e bikes. I'm done.
- 11:03Speaker 2: And then I'm like, Cruise is like was in so
- 11:06Speaker 2: much pain last night. I was like, do you want
- 11:08Speaker 2: to sleep in the because I have like a little
- 11:10Speaker 2: pull out bed in here that he used to sleep
- 11:12Speaker 2: and when he was little, And I was like, do
- 11:15Speaker 2: you want to sleep on the pull out buck because
- 11:17Speaker 2: he was like, you know, like shaking, like in pain.
- 11:19Speaker 2: And I sent the picture of the doctor. I'm like,
- 11:21Speaker 2: should we go to the emergency room? Like this happened
- 11:23Speaker 2: a couple of days ago, but it's just really getting
- 11:26Speaker 2: bad right now because I guess his band aid got
- 11:28Speaker 2: stuck to it.
- 11:29Speaker 1: No, God, maybe it's infected.
- 11:31Speaker 3: Oh well, that's what I thought.
- 11:33Speaker 2: But then I sent it to the doctor and the
- 11:34Speaker 2: doctor's like it looks okay, he can wait till tomorrow,
- 11:39Speaker 2: just you know, give him some tile and all and
- 11:43Speaker 2: put like hydrogen peroxide on it and then let it
- 11:45Speaker 2: air out. But then, like I had just fallen asleep
- 11:48Speaker 2: and we had done all of this, it took hours,
- 11:50Speaker 2: and then he came in and like, I don't know,
- 11:53Speaker 2: one in the morning. He's like, I'm like, why don't
- 11:58Speaker 2: you just sleep in here, bud so I don't have
- 11:59Speaker 2: to worry about you? And he's like, are you nuts?
- 12:03Speaker 2: Have you lost your mind? I'm not sleeping in your room?
- 12:07Speaker 1: Oh well, there you gos A.
- 12:09Speaker 2: I'm like, this is from someone who slept outside of
- 12:12Speaker 2: my bedroom on a mattress.
- 12:13Speaker 3: It's just so you can be close to.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Me without grown you Now that the was it his cousin,
- 12:21Speaker 1: your sister's oldest son. How was he?
- 12:25Speaker 2: He's okay, I mean they didn't know until he got home,
- 12:28Speaker 2: Like he had scratches all over him and like.
- 12:32Speaker 3: Like road rash, I guess is what it's called.
- 12:35Speaker 2: And then they flew back to South Carolina and then
- 12:39Speaker 2: all of a sudden, he was just like, you know,
- 12:40Speaker 2: my shoulder is actually really bothering me. And she took
- 12:43Speaker 2: him to the ear, and.
- 12:44Speaker 1: So he broke and refractured his shoulder. Yeah. Yeah, Oh,
- 12:48Speaker 1: I don't know why I put and two together. I
- 12:50Speaker 1: thought you've talked about somebody else. Yeah, very common with
- 12:53Speaker 1: any kind of bicycling. And his shoulder is broken colorbone.
- 12:57Speaker 1: He's like broken in half and his collar bed sticks up.
- 13:03Speaker 2: Ouch.
- 13:05Speaker 1: I refuse to get surgery. Of course, they do always
- 13:09Speaker 1: wear a helmet.
- 13:09Speaker 2: People always wear a helmet and clothed toed shoes for
- 13:13Speaker 2: fuck's sake.
- 13:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:15Speaker 1: I see a lot of especially men, just cruising around
- 13:19Speaker 1: on those.
- 13:19Speaker 3: No helmet, no helmet.
- 13:21Speaker 2: And I mean the fact that slides are so in
- 13:25Speaker 2: now with these boys. Yeah, they're like the Amazon slides.
- 13:29Speaker 2: They're not even cute slides, but they were those.
- 13:33Speaker 1: I love them. I have the ones that are a cloud.
- 13:37Speaker 1: That's do you know when I got those four years
- 13:42Speaker 1: ago when I broke my toe maybe five years ago,
- 13:46Speaker 1: and it was like the only thing I get my foot,
- 13:48Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I like.
- 13:49Speaker 3: These, Well, they're really attractive looking.
- 14:00Speaker 1: I've been hearing all this rumors on social media about
- 14:04Speaker 1: Beverly Hills now know that Amanda's not coming back, mm hmm,
- 14:09Speaker 1: And I heard mixed decisions on that. I thought after
- 14:15Speaker 1: reading it's her decision. Then I hear like, maybe it
- 14:17Speaker 1: wasn't her decision, And then is Crystal coming back? Did
- 14:22Speaker 1: I hear she's coming back? I said it like officials.
- 14:23Speaker 1: That's something I missed when I was gone.
- 14:26Speaker 3: I have not heard the Crystal is coming back.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Okay, I read that she was, and you just never
- 14:31Speaker 1: know what's going on. Jeff Lewis said she is not.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:36Speaker 2: I think it was just because she was on that
- 14:39Speaker 2: Ultimate Girls trip.
- 14:41Speaker 1: Oh okay, I think mixed up.
- 14:44Speaker 2: But I but everybody's been talking about it, saying like
- 14:46Speaker 2: it's Crystal coming back.
- 14:47Speaker 3: It is Crystal coming back.
- 14:49Speaker 2: I mean, between that and all of the stuff going
- 14:51Speaker 2: on with Anne Marie, have you been following that?
- 14:54Speaker 1: No, I'm kind of out of the loop.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Holy shit, what it's like bad like she.
- 15:02Speaker 2: Has you know, she's been posting so much about like
- 15:06Speaker 2: the abuse that she's suffered throughout the years, and just
- 15:09Speaker 2: like all of it is so scary and so sad,
- 15:12Speaker 2: and it's like I sometimes wonder, if you know, I
- 15:18Speaker 2: go back to like Taylor a million years ago, if
- 15:20Speaker 2: people come on the show to protect themselves.
- 15:25Speaker 1: To try to get away from.
- 15:27Speaker 2: It, yeah, because they're in a public forum.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe people can catch on who knows, who knows.
- 15:34Speaker 3: But it's I've gone deep down that rabbit hole.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Well I'm going down the rabbit hole as everybody else
- 15:41Speaker 1: is about Hayden's death, and every day something news coming
- 15:46Speaker 1: out and now they're saying that, and who knows what's
- 15:50Speaker 1: true and what's not. But her on again off again
- 15:53Speaker 1: boyfriend was with her when it happened, and maybe possibly
- 15:56Speaker 1: even his brother was there.
- 15:58Speaker 2: I didn't hear that the brother was there, but I
- 16:00Speaker 2: did hear Hugh was there. And it's just really sad.
- 16:03Speaker 2: I listened to the book like a couple months ago.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, she has a book, and you could
- 16:12Speaker 2: tell even when she was talking on the book, like
- 16:14Speaker 2: how much of a struggle it was.
- 16:16Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I saw that.
- 16:19Speaker 2: You know, one of her recent like speaking engagements, she
- 16:22Speaker 2: was struggling. I mean thirty six years old. So Sad
- 16:28Speaker 2: thirty six years old, and her brother.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Diane at twenty eight from a heart heart problem. I'm
- 16:33Speaker 1: just like those parents. And then then people are going
- 16:37Speaker 1: after the parents.
- 16:39Speaker 3: I know because of the book.
- 16:42Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to You're.
- 16:43Speaker 2: Gonna just download the book and listen to it. It's
- 16:47Speaker 2: you know what, I think. She talks talks a lot
- 16:50Speaker 2: about abuse and how you get sucked back into it,
- 16:55Speaker 2: and it.
- 16:58Speaker 3: Now it really hits home.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Like when she was reading, when she was, you know,
- 17:02Speaker 2: writing the book she had finally gotten away from him.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I was listening to Daily Dosidonna and she you know,
- 17:11Speaker 1: she used to be a casting director for Disney and
- 17:16Speaker 1: she was She says, like, I can't express enough. Do
- 17:20Speaker 1: not put your children on TV? Yeah? Do not do it?
- 17:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we see so many of it. We see, like,
- 17:31Speaker 2: I think it's different, like having your kids like show
- 17:34Speaker 2: up on like a random Real Housewives of Orange County
- 17:38Speaker 2: versus having your kids well even auditions.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Even then I started thinking about it, I'm like, you
- 17:43Speaker 1: know what, I know, Sophia really wants to be in
- 17:45Speaker 1: the entertainment business. I'm like, I don't. I don't know
- 17:48Speaker 1: that I want to encourage her to do that anymore.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Well, I think that, you know, something that we often
- 17:53Speaker 2: forget because we get such like a hard shell around ourselves,
- 17:56Speaker 2: is like the things that people do say do wear
- 18:01Speaker 2: on you. Even if you're like I don't care what
- 18:04Speaker 2: people say, I don't care whatever, But like, after a
- 18:06Speaker 2: certain amount of time, it's just exhausting and you hit
- 18:11Speaker 2: that point where you're just.
- 18:12Speaker 3: Like, how could anyone even have any more?
- 18:19Speaker 2: Trust me? I think about this all the time, Yeah,
- 18:22Speaker 2: is it worth it? And it's getting worse, how much it's.
- 18:25Speaker 1: The more it gets worse, the more I think, Wow,
- 18:29Speaker 1: I don't know about this anymore.
- 18:32Speaker 3: I know, the Hayden thing really messed with me too.
- 18:34Speaker 1: I I just keep thinking about it. But you know,
- 18:39Speaker 1: I feel like the kids that started out very young,
- 18:44Speaker 1: the ones that are now thirty six to forty five whatever,
- 18:48Speaker 1: are really struggling, really really bad. A lot of them are.
- 18:52Speaker 2: So many of the boys Amanda Bonds. Yes, there's a
- 18:56Speaker 2: documentary about all the boys from boys Bands, Uh yeah
- 19:02Speaker 2: in Orlando.
- 19:03Speaker 3: It's it's really eye.
- 19:05Speaker 2: Opening and it's like what these boys went through in
- 19:08Speaker 2: order to yeah lou Pearlman and like what he kind
- 19:16Speaker 2: of put them through, and like it's just I mean,
- 19:19Speaker 2: it's just really crazy.
- 19:21Speaker 3: I Mean they say now that like in order for
- 19:25Speaker 3: your kids to be.
- 19:27Speaker 2: In these you know, in a movie and a television
- 19:31Speaker 2: series and whatever, that they have to have a parent
- 19:34Speaker 2: on set. But then that just adds to the parents
- 19:39Speaker 2: depending on their children to make them money.
- 19:44Speaker 3: I get you image that pressure.
- 19:46Speaker 1: No, no, I mean and then some of these parents
- 19:50Speaker 1: just lose it and abuse it and take the money
- 19:53Speaker 1: and force the kids to work. And it's it's a
- 19:59Speaker 1: horrible toxic situation.
- 20:01Speaker 2: And the amount of rejection you have to get at
- 20:03Speaker 2: such a young age. Yeah, I don't know, it's really sad.
- 20:09Speaker 3: It's just.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Well, let's get into something very cheery.
- 20:15Speaker 2: Let's get into something very upbeat and cheery that we're
- 20:18Speaker 2: just really love.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 20:20Speaker 2: Housewives of London Season one, episode seven.
- 20:24Speaker 1: And eight and A seven and eight they are released.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Bravo is releasing two episodes a week.
- 20:31Speaker 3: I think Bravo's solely doing that to get at us.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Well, stop it. I think I'm wondering why they're doing that.
- 20:42Speaker 1: There's part of me that thinks that possibly because season
- 20:45Speaker 1: two is coming out, Maybe they're just trying to get
- 20:47Speaker 1: through because season one obviously came out after it was
- 20:51Speaker 1: showing in the UK. Maybe now they're going to show
- 20:56Speaker 1: season two here like at the same time.
- 21:00Speaker 3: But do you think it's doing well? Do we know
- 21:02Speaker 3: if it's doing well.
- 21:03Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing. It's really heated up since
- 21:06Speaker 1: I went to Italy. I came back and it's like
- 21:07Speaker 1: everybody has lost their fucking mind.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Everyone has lost their mind. No, the only person that
- 21:13Speaker 2: hasn't lost her mind is Nasty.
- 21:14Speaker 1: See the stress this poor girl is trying to keep
- 21:19Speaker 1: it together with all these women.
- 21:23Speaker 3: It's truly unbelievable.
- 21:25Speaker 2: I guess Juliet M is kind of not that stressed either.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Juliet is there's two Juliets now, right, Yeah, so there's
- 21:35Speaker 1: Juliet Angus and then there's Juliet Mayho.
- 21:37Speaker 2: It starts when we're back with Amanda and Juliet M
- 21:40Speaker 2: at lunch, Amanda calls her a terrible host, referring to
- 21:43Speaker 2: the picnic.
- 21:47Speaker 3: I don't feel like.
- 21:48Speaker 2: Amanda has ever met a person that she thought she
- 21:51Speaker 2: was not better than.
- 21:54Speaker 1: It's insanity. I have never and I didn't realize we
- 22:00Speaker 1: were watching seven and eight, so I watched eight before seven,
- 22:03Speaker 1: and she's a hell of a lot worse in episode
- 22:05Speaker 1: eight than she is in seven.
- 22:07Speaker 3: I know that's what I would. I almost did the
- 22:10Speaker 3: same thing.
- 22:10Speaker 2: I can't believe you didn't see my text earlier on
- 22:13Speaker 2: in the day where I said a little busy yesterday.
- 22:16Speaker 3: Hot, Yes, I was busy.
- 22:18Speaker 1: I was so busy yesterday, so I didn't even really
- 22:20Speaker 1: look at my phone, but.
- 22:23Speaker 2: Because I almost did the same thing and then I
- 22:25Speaker 2: was like, oh no, and then I had to read.
- 22:27Speaker 2: So then I started seven. Then I fell asleep. Then
- 22:31Speaker 2: I had to because I was like feeling so sick.
- 22:33Speaker 2: I don't know, like, oh just I think I just
- 22:37Speaker 2: overdid it. But it's just crazy well NeSSI is invited
- 22:43Speaker 2: to self care event along with Amanda and Karen.
- 22:46Speaker 1: That actually looked really cool, Like is this this isn't
- 22:49Speaker 1: somebody's house?
- 22:51Speaker 2: What is this?
- 22:51Speaker 1: Where are they? Like?
- 22:52Speaker 3: What do you mean? This isn't in Amanda's house?
- 22:58Speaker 1: Isn't it the new Julia that's supposedly the poor one
- 23:01Speaker 1: with the poor house? Is that what comes out?
- 23:05Speaker 2: I mean when they were like you're a husband, I
- 23:09Speaker 2: mean influencer, I'm.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Like, you're a drunk, you're a bad mom, you come
- 23:16Speaker 1: home at six, And I'm like, oh my god.
- 23:18Speaker 3: They just keep going, They just keep going.
- 23:20Speaker 1: This one just she's a gift that keeps on giving.
- 23:23Speaker 2: This is just I mean, even I was like, even
- 23:26Speaker 2: when Panthea throws in the towel, Panthea is like, fuck it.
- 23:29Speaker 2: I can't with the ice people anymore. Like even Panthea's like,
- 23:33Speaker 2: you know, I'm tipping my hat to this one. You
- 23:35Speaker 2: go for it. I go for it.
- 23:37Speaker 1: Back from Italy and suddenly Panthea is the normal one.
- 23:53Speaker 2: During why they're at this self care event, the girls
- 23:56Speaker 2: find out that Karen's sister passed away at just fifty
- 23:58Speaker 2: one years old.
- 23:59Speaker 3: This is really sad.
- 24:01Speaker 1: I was sad and I couldn't even imagine I don't
- 24:02Speaker 1: know what the time frame was, like how far it
- 24:06Speaker 1: had been since she had passed away. I don't even
- 24:09Speaker 1: know how she was even functioning, let alone having to
- 24:13Speaker 1: film that would have been just Oh, it was just
- 24:17Speaker 1: the saddest scene ever.
- 24:20Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really sad.
- 24:22Speaker 1: Did we see her sister earlier on the season.
- 24:25Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 24:26Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 24:27Speaker 3: I think we just saw her kids daughters. Yeah.
- 24:30Speaker 2: But then while they're there, Juliet m invites the girls
- 24:34Speaker 2: to stay with her and Glynn app Castle in Scotland.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Apparently she and her husband own a share of the estate.
- 24:42Speaker 3: Do you think do you think that she was.
- 24:45Speaker 1: Going around telling people that she owned that place?
- 24:49Speaker 2: Well, who is it that kept saying that she said
- 24:51Speaker 2: she owned it? Panthea, Yeah, Panthea was like she claimed
- 24:55Speaker 2: she owns it, but really she just has a little.
- 24:58Speaker 3: Share in it.
- 24:58Speaker 2: But I'm like, I don't have any shares in any castles.
- 25:03Speaker 1: No, I mean maybe an investment. She invested money, right,
- 25:09Speaker 1: is that what she did? Like we've done. I mean,
- 25:10Speaker 1: it's a hotel, we invest in a startup. It's called
- 25:15Speaker 1: it was a startup at the time. It's called Ordering.
- 25:18Speaker 1: But I don't go around telling people that we own
- 25:20Speaker 1: part of Ordering. But it was a smart move on
- 25:24Speaker 1: on Eddie's part. I should say. I love when they
- 25:29Speaker 1: are in their confessionals and they do a flashback of
- 25:32Speaker 1: the invitation and they're reading this invitation and Panthea is
- 25:37Speaker 1: wearing her readers. I'm like, yes, like I can't even read.
- 25:43Speaker 2: But also it was like a scroll and it was
- 25:45Speaker 2: so long and it was so much, and I was like,
- 25:48Speaker 2: no one's going to listen to anything that you wrote
- 25:50Speaker 2: on here because I've already forgotten it.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was so forgettable that they didn't show
- 25:56Speaker 1: it in real time.
- 25:57Speaker 2: It was a flashback, right, Yeah, it was a flack.
- 26:01Speaker 2: Then Amanda tells NeSSI and Karen that she went on
- 26:04Speaker 2: a date last week.
- 26:05Speaker 3: Was a top King's Council.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Do you believe that.
- 26:09Speaker 3: I want to know.
- 26:11Speaker 2: Well, she said he's so busy with so many things,
- 26:14Speaker 2: she doesn't know when she's going to see him again.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Not a good red flag.
- 26:18Speaker 1: She also said he's very busy doing things like I am.
- 26:24Speaker 1: She's starting to sound like Princess Diana when she talks.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Princess Diana was likable, I know, but her voice the
- 26:32Speaker 2: way like she's emulating her. How can I get like,
- 26:36Speaker 2: how does one attain the ego of Amanda? Like?
- 26:41Speaker 3: How do you get to that point?
- 26:43Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even think I know anybody
- 26:48Speaker 1: like this that's this bad. Like I know people that
- 26:51Speaker 1: think very highly of themselves, But to continuously talk about
- 26:56Speaker 1: yourself like she does is I don't even know what
- 27:01Speaker 1: the word is for it.
- 27:03Speaker 2: Why do I feel like this date was just like
- 27:05Speaker 2: a dream, like it didn't even happen.
- 27:09Speaker 1: I mean that's how I was actually wondering, is this true?
- 27:14Speaker 1: Are we ever going to see any of these guys
- 27:16Speaker 1: she's dating? Does she lie? Is she making these things up? Like?
- 27:21Speaker 1: I have a lot of questions for Amanda. I went
- 27:24Speaker 1: away Amanda really liking you.
- 27:27Speaker 2: I know we have like we have some of the
- 27:30Speaker 2: girls coming on the pod next week, so we'll be
- 27:32Speaker 2: able to talk to them and kind of get more information.
- 27:36Speaker 3: But it's definitely a mind.
- 27:41Speaker 2: Game watching these girls because you know that, like they
- 27:45Speaker 2: all really want this show to do well, but it's
- 27:49Speaker 2: also so over the top and they seem like such
- 27:52Speaker 2: ego maniacs.
- 27:53Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
- 27:55Speaker 1: I think they need to calm down a little bit.
- 27:58Speaker 1: I think they are like over doing it.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Can you remind me Season one of Dubai, were they
- 28:05Speaker 2: showing us how rich they were all the time as
- 28:08Speaker 2: much as these girls.
- 28:09Speaker 1: They Yeah, I mean it was a lot about money, yes, absolutely,
- 28:14Speaker 1: but the girls still talked about themselves definitely.
- 28:16Speaker 3: I felt like I've.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Never in my life seen somebody talk about themselves like
- 28:20Speaker 1: Amanda have never And when we see Derinda later on,
- 28:25Speaker 1: you know, I kind of felt better when she goes,
- 28:29Speaker 1: I've never seen this side of you, So I'm like, Okay,
- 28:32Speaker 1: is she playing it up for the cameras?
- 28:34Speaker 2: Hold on, I've never even really heard the saying white witch,
- 28:38Speaker 2: but Derinda says it on her own.
- 28:40Speaker 1: She says that she's been saying that for a year.
- 28:42Speaker 1: She's a white witch. I think a white witch is
- 28:47Speaker 1: a good thing, like you maybe you have like intuition.
- 28:51Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what it means.
- 28:53Speaker 2: I need to know, Derenda, how you are such good
- 28:56Speaker 2: friends with Amanda and why because.
- 28:58Speaker 1: I don't think Amanda's like that. I think she's playing
- 29:00Speaker 1: it on thick. And then when Derenda said that to her,
- 29:03Speaker 1: because I went rot rao. She is friends with Derenda
- 29:07Speaker 1: and I love Derenda, so she's got to be a
- 29:10Speaker 1: good person, this Amanda. And then when she's like, oh,
- 29:14Speaker 1: this is a different side of you I've never seen Amanda,
- 29:16Speaker 1: says Juliette.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Never seemed to care about the friendship. She was shallow
- 29:20Speaker 2: service level. She runs her mouth and that's why their
- 29:22Speaker 2: friendship has no value. Is this coming from a place
- 29:25Speaker 2: like a serious hurt or she just shit talking?
- 29:28Speaker 1: She is shit talking. She's shit talking. But hey, don't
- 29:32Speaker 1: don't just jump right over the fact that they did
- 29:34Speaker 1: something that we haven't seen on every fucking housewife show.
- 29:39Speaker 1: I'm sure that I missed the sound bath, okay.
- 29:43Speaker 2: But also why is it not even a bath?
- 29:45Speaker 1: So well Panthea said it. She's like, I was gonna
- 29:48Speaker 1: bring my bikini, but then you know, I google sound bath.
- 29:51Speaker 1: In these days, you can make money doing anything, and
- 29:53Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, and I couldn't agree more.
- 29:56Speaker 1: I mean, how many sound baths have we seen on Bravo?
- 29:59Speaker 1: Is there not somebody up Bravo going guys which just
- 30:03Speaker 1: can't show another sound bath?
- 30:05Speaker 3: Tamra. Do you remember you.
- 30:07Speaker 2: And I at my retreat when they did the sound
- 30:10Speaker 2: bath and it was an hour and a half long?
- 30:13Speaker 1: Yes, And I was we got that being there laughing.
- 30:18Speaker 1: I did the malchimate girls trip, I've done it on
- 30:20Speaker 1: Orange County and then and then you have Julia saying
- 30:24Speaker 1: things like do you know what ell? It lowers your frequency?
- 30:29Speaker 1: And all I can think is, you know what else,
- 30:30Speaker 1: love is Your fucking frequency is weed. Go to benocvd
- 30:34Speaker 1: dot com and go get yourself, so no worries, stop
- 30:37Speaker 1: wasting your money on sound baths.
- 30:40Speaker 2: I mean, but I'd love the part that Panthea not
- 30:43Speaker 2: only has to open her eyes, but she has to
- 30:45Speaker 2: look over and see like she's like, hmm.
- 30:49Speaker 3: That was looking and you.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Every sound bath I've been forced to do, I'm trying
- 30:56Speaker 1: not to laugh. I'm looking around, I'm trying to get
- 31:02Speaker 1: in the moment.
- 31:03Speaker 3: I'm trying to feel.
- 31:04Speaker 2: I mean, you know, that's what Rachel does now she
- 31:06Speaker 2: does sound baths.
- 31:08Speaker 3: Raquel, Yes, I saw that.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Should we go to it doing podcast from there?
- 31:16Speaker 2: Let's do a relaxing podcasts from neverwards.
- 31:19Speaker 1: But then you have people like Juliette that are like,
- 31:24Speaker 1: it's so nice. What do you mean?
- 31:27Speaker 3: Yeah, like, I'm know we could do more things like this.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Do you think we're just wound up too tight? That
- 31:34Speaker 1: this is hysterical and stupid to us?
- 31:37Speaker 2: I think that some people can really like meditate and
- 31:41Speaker 2: get into that level of like peace.
- 31:44Speaker 3: We are not those people.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Do you know who would love a sound bath? Who?
- 31:48Speaker 1: My husband, Yes, he would love it. He'd be like,
- 31:53Speaker 1: can we do this for five hours?
- 31:56Speaker 3: He'd be like, let's do it again.
- 31:58Speaker 1: Let's very into self. I don't know love. I guess
- 32:04Speaker 1: massages and selling Oh my god. I'm like, I keep
- 32:09Speaker 1: thinking about all the things I have to do.
- 32:11Speaker 3: I love a massage.
- 32:12Speaker 2: But if somebody thinks that they're gonna just like tickle
- 32:14Speaker 2: me on the massage, then I yeah, like, there's no
- 32:19Speaker 2: way I might as well be trying to meditate in
- 32:21Speaker 2: a sound bath.
- 32:23Speaker 3: But then the girls hop on a private jet to Scotland.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Juliet A and Amanda Bond over their shared caviar dealer
- 32:30Speaker 2: and cheers to being friends. I like, even Amanda has
- 32:34Speaker 2: something to say about this. Amanda claims that the caviar
- 32:37Speaker 2: dealer no longer talks to Juliette, so she doesn't understand
- 32:40Speaker 2: where she got the imperial caviar.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Well, I mean, well, first of all, I have something
- 32:45Speaker 1: to say about that. Why didn't she say that while
- 32:48Speaker 1: she was on the plane.
- 32:50Speaker 3: Because she just wanted to be an asshole?
- 32:52Speaker 1: But also like, but because I think lie, I think
- 32:55Speaker 1: she lies.
- 32:56Speaker 2: I think juliet m said it best when she was
- 32:58Speaker 2: like who does? Or maybe it was nasty. I can't
- 33:01Speaker 2: even remember who said it, but they were like, who
- 33:03Speaker 2: does talk to their caviar dealer this much when they
- 33:07Speaker 2: don't need something? By the way, who talks to any
- 33:09Speaker 2: of their dealers when they don't need something?
- 33:11Speaker 3: Isn't that the point of a dealer?
- 33:12Speaker 1: Okay, what the fuck is a caviar dealer?
- 33:17Speaker 2: Oh?
- 33:18Speaker 3: No, caviar dealers are a big freaking thing here?
- 33:20Speaker 1: Are you serious? You have to go to a dealer
- 33:23Speaker 1: to get caviar?
- 33:24Speaker 3: No, So like I have I know I won't. This
- 33:27Speaker 3: isn't like me bragging, but this.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Is like, oh, come on so if I have a
- 33:31Speaker 1: story about me and you and caviar.
- 33:33Speaker 3: So yeah, so I.
- 33:36Speaker 2: Had to in order to like get something from one
- 33:39Speaker 2: of the kids or whatever, They're like, you have to
- 33:43Speaker 2: buy some of the caviar from this caviar dealer and
- 33:46Speaker 2: then that they'll do that.
- 33:47Speaker 1: It was just like this whole big thing like a
- 33:50Speaker 1: drug dealer.
- 33:51Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a drug deal, but it's a caviar.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Yeah't you just sit it to Ralphs and buy some caviar.
- 33:55Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 33:57Speaker 2: I but like I feel like, couldn't slave figure out
- 34:02Speaker 2: how to order it from Postmates?
- 34:04Speaker 1: Like probably. I mean, I want to like caviar because
- 34:09Speaker 1: I want to be that girl, but I'm just not
- 34:11Speaker 1: that girl. You can give me some chicken nuggets and
- 34:13Speaker 1: some sweet potato fries and I'll be your best friend.
- 34:18Speaker 1: But do you remember we went to iHeart for something.
- 34:22Speaker 1: It was at Yamamah Casino. Oh yeah, and they have
- 34:29Speaker 1: a beautiful like steakhouse there, and we were sitting there
- 34:33Speaker 1: with some of my Heart people and all of a sudden,
- 34:36Speaker 1: we get these two beautiful plates of caviar with oh
- 34:39Speaker 1: and I look like a little tiny pancakes with them,
- 34:42Speaker 1: and then me and you look at each other and
- 34:43Speaker 1: we're like nop noo at each other because you know
- 34:48Speaker 1: they were doing it to really like wine and dinus yes.
- 34:51Speaker 2: And I'm like looking at you and I'm like shit,
- 34:54Speaker 2: both of us shoved one in our mouths and then
- 34:56Speaker 2: I was like, we're just going to.
- 34:58Speaker 3: Go to the marshroom.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Well moving around real quick, not tonight, Mariah Carey. That's
- 35:05Speaker 1: why we were there carry at Christmas time, which is
- 35:10Speaker 1: really fun. They have great concerts there.
- 35:12Speaker 2: The food was malicious, but the caviar I just can't understand.
- 35:16Speaker 2: Like my friend Nicole goes to Vegas strictly for they
- 35:18Speaker 2: have like a certain caviar bar there.
- 35:21Speaker 3: She loves to eat it.
- 35:22Speaker 1: We just have really shitty pallettes, is what it is.
- 35:25Speaker 1: We're just some low budget beer girls.
- 35:27Speaker 3: We're a low budget We're like, get us a bud Latin.
- 35:31Speaker 1: My daughter has that palette. She loves the caviar. We
- 35:35Speaker 1: had caviar and capri and she had She'd eats sardines
- 35:40Speaker 1: every day and she loves anchovy and I'm like.
- 35:44Speaker 3: No, Cruise is the same way. He'll be like, can
- 35:46Speaker 3: I order the oysters?
- 35:48Speaker 2: I'm like, but I'm yeah, the fact that a man
- 35:52Speaker 2: doesn't actually say it to Juliet, she just kind of
- 35:56Speaker 2: like talks shit about it.
- 35:57Speaker 1: I'm just like, just well the She's like, yes, that
- 36:01Speaker 1: was a nice hookup you gave me, and then she's
- 36:03Speaker 1: like the bitch she ain't even talking to her.
- 36:06Speaker 2: But also, why did you pull out the caviar and
- 36:09Speaker 2: say who wants the caviar?
- 36:10Speaker 3: And then not.
- 36:10Speaker 1: Servant she had in a little ice.
- 36:14Speaker 3: Or she just like hanging over their heads like look
- 36:17Speaker 3: what I got.
- 36:18Speaker 1: I think she was just trying to flex a little
- 36:20Speaker 1: bit that she got it from Imperial or wherever it is.
- 36:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to call Imperial, see if the dealer
- 36:25Speaker 1: will send me some. You know, let's draw the good
- 36:27Speaker 1: things I just said about caviar.
- 36:30Speaker 3: Hey, well you can just call Meredith Marks.
- 36:33Speaker 1: That's right, Meredith's caviar.
- 36:35Speaker 3: If you wouldn't get it.
- 36:37Speaker 1: No, you know what I don't like. Didn't they already
- 36:40Speaker 1: play these games? These yard games? Another episode?
- 36:43Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd already played the yard games. But before we
- 36:45Speaker 2: get to the yard games, the girls arrived in the castle.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Oh that was Atlanta, wrong show. Sorry, these shows are
- 36:55Speaker 1: starting to run into each.
- 36:56Speaker 2: Other, but they still they still played games. Then this
- 37:00Speaker 2: is the second time they've played games.
- 37:02Speaker 3: Remember when they were rolling down the hill.
- 37:04Speaker 2: And okay, so the girls arrive at the castle and
- 37:08Speaker 2: they're forced to play the Highland Games, which is well
- 37:11Speaker 2: known in Scotland.
- 37:12Speaker 3: Yes, this is what confuses me.
- 37:15Speaker 2: Did somebody get told to change outfits and then nobody
- 37:19Speaker 2: else followed the rules? Like why did Panthea come down
- 37:22Speaker 2: and work out outfit?
- 37:23Speaker 1: Because she's our type of girl. Every scene I like
- 37:26Speaker 1: her better and better. She comes down and work out clothes,
- 37:30Speaker 1: full of energy and she's like, let's do this.
- 37:34Speaker 2: I also want to know how she looked so good
- 37:36Speaker 2: without a hair brush?
- 37:39Speaker 1: Not sure, but why were the other girls dressed like that?
- 37:42Speaker 2: So dressed up to roll around on the grass, And like,
- 37:45Speaker 2: I don't get it.
- 37:47Speaker 1: But I will say what I did kind of chuckle,
- 37:51Speaker 1: just the little tiny bit when a man of fell
- 37:53Speaker 1: and broke a bracelets just kind of was it very
- 37:59Speaker 1: nice game?
- 38:00Speaker 2: Well?
- 38:00Speaker 1: It was, you know, here's the process kind of like
- 38:02Speaker 1: a face plant. It's kind of like she went over
- 38:05Speaker 1: somebody and yeah, I.
- 38:07Speaker 2: Know who I think might be the most competitive of
- 38:10Speaker 2: the group. That she's just undercover competitive nassy.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Clearly, there's nothing that girl can't do. I'm convinced so far.
- 38:20Speaker 2: And then when she showed us her arms like jacked up,
- 38:22Speaker 2: I was like, okay, Nassy.
- 38:24Speaker 1: Hey girl, get time to that is up from bacon cakes.
- 38:30Speaker 3: Lifting all this heavy cupcakes.
- 38:32Speaker 1: Yeah, she does everything.
- 38:36Speaker 2: Even though Panthea is the most competitive, her team loses
- 38:40Speaker 2: and so Nassy, Karen and juliet A win the games together.
- 38:45Speaker 3: But now it kind of makes me think that we.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Should do a podcast where we do tug of war.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Remember when we tried when we were Can you explain
- 38:55Speaker 1: to me how we're going to do a podcast over
- 38:57Speaker 1: zoom playing tug of War?
- 38:59Speaker 3: We could do it.
- 39:00Speaker 2: We're gonna get a big rope and we're gonna have
- 39:02Speaker 2: two guests on and we're gonna have tuga war against
- 39:05Speaker 2: each other.
- 39:05Speaker 1: I think we're gonna play Hopscotch no, thank you.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Do you remember when we tried to do the thing
- 39:11Speaker 2: where we lifted each other off when we were at
- 39:16Speaker 2: our twats?
- 39:17Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you remember when we did the video where
- 39:20Speaker 1: we had bathing tuiton and Matt made us walk in
- 39:22Speaker 1: your backyard and we were both a little chubby fucker?
- 39:29Speaker 1: I remember that. Yeah. I think they're still on my Instagram. Yeah,
- 39:35Speaker 1: thank you, Matt.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Well, then the girls get ready for.
- 39:39Speaker 2: Dinner at the Capsule, which is Michelin Star. And then
- 39:42Speaker 2: they showed us again the picture of the Michelin Star
- 39:46Speaker 2: as if I care.
- 39:48Speaker 1: Do you know what Michelin star means?
- 39:50Speaker 3: Absolutely not either.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Do I all? I know it means it's great. I
- 39:54Speaker 1: don't know Michelin, and I don't know why you get
- 39:56Speaker 1: a star.
- 39:57Speaker 2: But yeah, But then the girls gift Juliette m a
- 40:01Speaker 2: Ltle boo boo dressed in Scottish killed to thank her
- 40:03Speaker 2: for hosting.
- 40:04Speaker 1: Are we still la boo booing?
- 40:06Speaker 3: I was wondering about, like we were laboo booing back
- 40:08Speaker 3: during my.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Birthday and birthday, your last birthday, not even this birthday
- 40:13Speaker 2: birthday before.
- 40:14Speaker 1: I didn't think la boo boos were still the thing.
- 40:15Speaker 1: But I remember this was filmed a while ago, but
- 40:19Speaker 1: that that casing Lung and Pop Mart really made billions
- 40:23Speaker 1: on that la boo boo.
- 40:26Speaker 3: I mean, but they came and they went. Now there's
- 40:30Speaker 3: they're being replaced by because.
- 40:31Speaker 1: The boo boo was like a character from something and
- 40:35Speaker 1: the Netherlans or something.
- 40:37Speaker 2: Now it's squishies I'm sure and run out and buy
- 40:40Speaker 2: one of those. Then amandaqin front's Panthea for stereotyping her
- 40:50Speaker 2: during the Highland Games as weak, dumb blonde.
- 40:54Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, talk about running out and getting things.
- 40:56Speaker 1: I still have an iPhone thirteen, so we running out
- 40:59Speaker 1: by stuff every time something new comes out.
- 41:05Speaker 2: But I feel like, even though Panthea said that, Panthea
- 41:11Speaker 2: was kind of just hitting back at am I.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Thought it was freaking hilarious. Any done dumb blonde can
- 41:17Speaker 1: do this.
- 41:19Speaker 3: And then she's like, I am reminded me of.
- 41:22Speaker 2: People when like what movie is this from? Maybe it's
- 41:25Speaker 2: like the color purple. She's like, I am loved I AM,
- 41:30Speaker 2: Like I am beautiful.
- 41:31Speaker 1: I am beautiful, I am loved I AM.
- 41:34Speaker 2: But she said it, and it's quite a different way
- 41:36Speaker 2: than Amanda continues to confront us with her.
- 41:40Speaker 4: No, it's more like you're living in a basement, you're broke,
- 41:44Speaker 4: you're a pea brain, You're a stupid idiot.
- 41:51Speaker 2: You're a stupid idiot, you're your mother mother, you're getting
- 41:54Speaker 2: a divorce. I never was actually really friends with you.
- 41:57Speaker 3: I mean, who would want to be friends this woman?
- 42:00Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, it's like NonStop, and she tries
- 42:04Speaker 1: to come off for seems to come off as a
- 42:06Speaker 1: very classy, wealthy woman. But when she like these names
- 42:12Speaker 1: come out, they're like not nice names, stupid, idiot, pea, brain,
- 42:16Speaker 1: bad mother, drunk, all these things. It's like, how can
- 42:20Speaker 1: you claim to be this classy lady when you're saying
- 42:23Speaker 1: things like that.
- 42:24Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure like the King of whoever that you're
- 42:27Speaker 2: supposedly going on dates with isn't going to appreciate this.
- 42:30Speaker 1: No, And then we find out that she was a
- 42:32Speaker 1: model for the Sears catalog. She's like, I love her.
- 42:37Speaker 2: She's like, I have been working for the past forty
- 42:39Speaker 2: five years.
- 42:40Speaker 3: So I was a mile for.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Fifteen And then Panthea's like, yeah for a catalog for Seerrus,
- 42:48Speaker 1: I might have thrown the Seers in there, but no,
- 42:50Speaker 1: I swear it was Sears.
- 42:52Speaker 2: Probably it was like Sears are talbots, talbots? Oh my.
- 42:58Speaker 2: Juliette A claims she met Amanda when she was living
- 43:01Speaker 2: in a basement fresh out of her divorce, and she's like, yeah,
- 43:07Speaker 2: two level basement.
- 43:12Speaker 1: I'm moving on up.
- 43:15Speaker 3: Yeah, so a two level basement.
- 43:18Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 43:20Speaker 3: Amanda is doing anything she can to try to make
- 43:23Speaker 3: things stick.
- 43:23Speaker 1: These girls hate each other, hate hate.
- 43:26Speaker 3: Do you think any of them like each other?
- 43:28Speaker 2: No?
- 43:29Speaker 1: I think that NeSSI has some friends on the show,
- 43:33Speaker 1: but most of them hate each other. But then you know,
- 43:37Speaker 1: we go on to episode eight and we pick up
- 43:40Speaker 1: at dinner. Girls still fighting.
- 43:43Speaker 3: Girls still fighting.
- 43:44Speaker 2: Juliet m has to speak to the castle proprietor and
- 43:47Speaker 2: assure him that the girls will calm down.
- 43:50Speaker 1: He's like, shut the fuck up.
- 43:52Speaker 3: This shows how elite.
- 43:54Speaker 2: Their stay is that He's like, there are other guests.
- 43:57Speaker 3: It's not like.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Got to rent out the entire castle.
- 44:03Speaker 2: Like, hello, ladies, there's another party doing the same thing
- 44:07Speaker 2: next door. But they're actually enjoying themselves and they're complaining
- 44:09Speaker 2: about your fighting.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Julia and Amanda will they will not
- 44:13Speaker 1: stop fighting. They're never going to stop fighting. Even when
- 44:15Speaker 1: they say they're not going to fight anymore, they still
- 44:17Speaker 1: start fighting. But it's getting the point where it's just embarrassing.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Just shut the fuck up. And Amanda lost me with
- 44:24Speaker 1: you live in a dump, but I have four homes
- 44:26Speaker 1: in a boat. Yes, money makes me happy.
- 44:29Speaker 2: Well. The worst thing you can do, though, is to
- 44:32Speaker 2: tell two housewives to stop fighting when they're fighting.
- 44:36Speaker 3: It's like telling somebody to calm down. Well, then, but I.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Love NeSSI She's like, I look amazing. I am not
- 44:43Speaker 1: wasting this on this look.
- 44:45Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is the one thing NeSSI does care
- 44:48Speaker 2: about her looks. And I've never once noticed it. I've
- 44:51Speaker 2: never once been.
- 44:53Speaker 1: Like she's over the top with her outfits.
- 44:55Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never been like, oh that tracks that's what
- 44:58Speaker 2: she was wearing.
- 45:00Speaker 3: But then Panthea says she I'm sorry when she said this,
- 45:05Speaker 3: I was like, this is this is?
- 45:10Speaker 2: Well?
- 45:10Speaker 1: Hold on, she was one hundred and five pounds just
- 45:15Speaker 1: two weeks after giving birth. Amanda claim she was modeling
- 45:19Speaker 1: just six weeks after having her baby. And I'm over
- 45:23Speaker 1: here thinking, I am pissed off, angry, flabby, I might
- 45:31Speaker 1: be one hundred and five with my stomach and tints
- 45:33Speaker 1: are hanging to my knees and I'm gonna be doing
- 45:36Speaker 1: no photoshots are even leaving my house.
- 45:39Speaker 2: And then Amanda goes on to say that Panthea is
- 45:43Speaker 2: a swinger.
- 45:45Speaker 3: Where did this come from?
- 45:48Speaker 1: At this point, like, I seriously like, and it's not
- 45:52Speaker 1: just a swinger, She's a Persian swinger. I didn't know.
- 45:55Speaker 1: That's just Persian swinging parties. I think you learn on Housewives.
- 45:59Speaker 1: Don't ever say that Housewives is not educational.
- 46:02Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a still learning thing.
- 46:05Speaker 2: But like Amanda is constantly trying to one up everybody.
- 46:08Speaker 2: But like, I think she's trying to be funny, but
- 46:12Speaker 2: it's just not landing with me. I think some people
- 46:14Speaker 2: think she's funny. Yeah, like Matt, Yeah.
- 46:21Speaker 1: She's funny. I'm like, you know, I'm gonna punch you now, Matt.
- 46:28Speaker 2: Then the next morning, Amanda says she slept like a baby.
- 46:31Speaker 2: She's not done with her insults though, and calls juliet
- 46:34Speaker 2: A and Panthea poisonous trolls. Oh and then at this
- 46:41Speaker 2: point Amanda and her Guasha, I'm like, what is it
- 46:44Speaker 2: that you two against the world? Like she she had
- 46:47Speaker 2: to show herself. It's like a stone that you put
- 46:50Speaker 2: on in your face that you like.
- 46:52Speaker 3: It's still like what she was doing.
- 46:54Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that that Nurse Jamie thing.
- 46:57Speaker 1: That well Diantha tell her earlier on like when she
- 47:02Speaker 1: was talking about how beautiful she is, Amanda, She's like,
- 47:05Speaker 1: take your makeup and pull your hair back, let's see
- 47:07Speaker 1: how beautiful you are.
- 47:08Speaker 3: This So that's why she.
- 47:10Speaker 2: Did it, and you know what, she looked better without
- 47:11Speaker 2: all the makeup on.
- 47:13Speaker 3: She's like younger, she looked younger. I love that.
- 47:18Speaker 2: After an evening of annihilating people, Amanda's like, I had
- 47:22Speaker 2: a beautiful night, how about you?
- 47:24Speaker 1: I know I thought the night before when Panthea is
- 47:28Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I'm not doing this anymore. Da
- 47:30Speaker 1: da da see tomorrow? What the hell?
- 47:34Speaker 2: I love when we find out that Nessie was hungover,
- 47:38Speaker 2: who would have known?
- 47:40Speaker 1: Well, she just keeps it together, that girl.
- 47:42Speaker 3: She keeps it together.
- 47:43Speaker 1: Well, she's having a hard time, that NeSSI keeping a
- 47:47Speaker 1: straight face while a man is calling everyone nasty names
- 47:50Speaker 1: and talking about herself like she's on the cover of
- 47:52Speaker 1: People's Most Beautiful Women in the World magazine or whatever
- 47:57Speaker 1: the Anne Hathaway just got. And we're like.
- 48:00Speaker 2: Amanda, Like, Amanda, you're pretty fine. Great, yeah, but it's
- 48:05Speaker 2: like who cares? That makes you really bothersome to me?
- 48:10Speaker 2: It makes it It takes away from your beauty.
- 48:13Speaker 3: But know who, I truly think just is like totally disappeared.
- 48:18Speaker 2: We haven't really seen I mean, we see her because
- 48:20Speaker 2: clearly this is her event or this is her she
- 48:23Speaker 2: owns part of this cast.
- 48:24Speaker 3: Or whatever.
- 48:25Speaker 2: But Juliet, Juliet m is barely a part of Yeah,
- 48:32Speaker 2: Like I'm like, if it wasn't for her like over
- 48:35Speaker 2: the top outfits, I don't know that I would remember
- 48:37Speaker 2: that she was on the show.
- 48:39Speaker 1: Yeah, she's been pretty quiet.
- 48:41Speaker 3: Yeah, but I do like her.
- 48:42Speaker 2: I like her too, But she like came in hot,
- 48:45Speaker 2: but that was because with the quiet ones. Yeah, Panthea
- 48:51Speaker 2: was coming after her. So I mean, who knows?
- 48:55Speaker 1: Have it been falconeering?
- 48:57Speaker 2: I have can't tell you anything I want to do
- 48:59Speaker 2: less than falconeering.
- 49:01Speaker 1: Well is it an eagle or is it falcon? And
- 49:03Speaker 1: is it eagle and a falcon the same thing?
- 49:05Speaker 3: I don't know?
- 49:06Speaker 2: And Juliet it lands on Juliet angus.
- 49:09Speaker 1: Nope, no way, I would never agree to this bird shit.
- 49:13Speaker 3: Ever.
- 49:14Speaker 1: I don't like birds. They freak me out so bad
- 49:17Speaker 1: and like we're.
- 49:18Speaker 2: Just trusting that it's gonna land and they have on
- 49:20Speaker 2: like the world's thickest glove.
- 49:22Speaker 3: They're like shaking with nerves.
- 49:24Speaker 2: Nope.
- 49:25Speaker 1: I have a fear of birds. People DM me all
- 49:28Speaker 1: the time about the eagles in Big Bear. Rest in peace, Jackie.
- 49:31Speaker 1: She just passed away. But I'm like, no, don't know
- 49:34Speaker 1: where they live, don't go visit them, don't like it's
- 49:38Speaker 1: a big deal. Yeah, these these these eagles and Big Bear, Like, yes,
- 49:42Speaker 1: they're beautiful, but like I went into the plastic surgeon's
- 49:45Speaker 1: office when Sophia got her nose and it was live streaming.
- 49:50Speaker 1: It was live streaming here in Newport. Do you go
- 49:53Speaker 1: to any restaurant in Big Bear? It's live streaming, Like
- 49:56Speaker 1: people are really really into it, and it's not like that.
- 49:59Speaker 1: I'm I'm not really into it, but I'm just birds
- 50:02Speaker 1: scare me.
- 50:04Speaker 3: Birds are shitty little creatures.
- 50:07Speaker 1: The only time that I thought the bird was funny
- 50:10Speaker 1: is when Sophia came home and said that she started
- 50:13Speaker 1: laughing with the mom. We're walking in Starbucks and the
- 50:16Speaker 1: birds shit on dad's girlfriend's head.
- 50:21Speaker 3: Birds have a good read on people.
- 50:25Speaker 2: But then Amanda and Panthea attempt to have a heart
- 50:28Speaker 2: to heart.
- 50:30Speaker 3: The fact that they managed to have this.
- 50:32Speaker 2: Like fake heart to heart and then they shake hands
- 50:35Speaker 2: and move on, I'm like, sure.
- 50:37Speaker 1: Yeah, we're buying that, Sure you are.
- 50:40Speaker 2: And they're back in the same outfits that all look
- 50:42Speaker 2: the same but like are super formal for what they're doing.
- 50:45Speaker 2: It's confused, And I'm also like isn't it cold there?
- 50:48Speaker 3: Like, I don't get it?
- 50:50Speaker 1: And did you know that Amanda was a model for
- 50:52Speaker 1: fifteen years? Just in case you didn't know that, I
- 50:54Speaker 1: think she said it like fifteen times.
- 50:57Speaker 2: And then she had a company, and then her and
- 50:59Speaker 2: her husband had a thirty million dollar company.
- 51:01Speaker 3: Like I know her resume better than she.
- 51:03Speaker 1: She talks about herself all the time because maybe other
- 51:07Speaker 1: people don't. I'm not sure, but I'm about ready to
- 51:10Speaker 1: lose my mind of this one.
- 51:12Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, I just need to make sure that
- 51:13Speaker 2: you know how amazing I am, and I'm gonna tell
- 51:16Speaker 2: you all the ways.
- 51:16Speaker 1: You can see panth interface She's just like, I'm not
- 51:18Speaker 1: buying this egotistical bullshit.
- 51:20Speaker 2: Yeah, Panthers, Like I don't have time, Like you've already
- 51:23Speaker 2: essentially said that I don't have a job and I'm nothing,
- 51:27Speaker 2: And like.
- 51:29Speaker 1: I She's like, I do have a job. I have
- 51:33Speaker 1: four kids that are all on board tough.
- 51:44Speaker 2: Then Nessie tells us a fun fact that her nickname
- 51:47Speaker 2: comes from the lockness monster.
- 51:49Speaker 1: I'm not sure it's compliment. Nessie. I'm sorry, I love
- 51:52Speaker 1: you to death, but did your parents hate you? Says
- 51:54Speaker 1: you're in a brag about it. I guess you're named
- 51:56Speaker 1: after a long neck creature with pumps on its neck?
- 52:00Speaker 3: Is that what a lock?
- 52:01Speaker 1: Next? Yes, well I thought it was called a locked
- 52:05Speaker 1: nest monster because when we went to Scotland for traders,
- 52:09Speaker 1: they put a little stuffed lock nest monster. I mean
- 52:12Speaker 1: I heard about it, but I didn't realize it was,
- 52:15Speaker 1: you know, from I don't even know. It's not even
- 52:18Speaker 1: a real thing, is it.
- 52:19Speaker 2: I don't think so, I don't know. I was like, Okay,
- 52:22Speaker 2: this is what we're bragging about now. Then Juliette takes
- 52:24Speaker 2: the girls on a private boat. She surprises them with
- 52:28Speaker 2: a picnic. Another picnic, you don't say?
- 52:30Speaker 1: Shocker? Did they have hats on and cloaks? Well?
- 52:36Speaker 2: So did you notice on the boat where did all
- 52:37Speaker 2: these raincoats come from?
- 52:40Speaker 3: They all of a sudden had these like.
- 52:42Speaker 1: From the skipper.
- 52:43Speaker 3: Yeah, like the skipper was just like and.
- 52:46Speaker 2: Skipper too, and Blank his wife in the Millionaire.
- 52:52Speaker 1: I don't even know the words now. Panthea telling the
- 52:54Speaker 1: story about skipping out on a date. That was actually
- 52:57Speaker 1: pretty funny. Oh yeah, if you're done that, let's get
- 53:00Speaker 1: that on a date.
- 53:02Speaker 2: Well, I if I went on a day, was I
- 53:04Speaker 2: think Nassi said it best. And she was like, if
- 53:08Speaker 2: somebody didn't pay for my first date, I don't know
- 53:11Speaker 2: that I would go for a second.
- 53:12Speaker 1: There would not be a second date. No, that's for sure.
- 53:15Speaker 1: Did I skipped out on a date once? A little awkward,
- 53:20Speaker 1: I'm not good at communicating.
- 53:22Speaker 3: But then she's like, I ordered the most expensive bottle
- 53:24Speaker 3: I could and then went to the bathroom and left.
- 53:27Speaker 3: And then he called me and he wanted me to
- 53:29Speaker 3: split it and go half first.
- 53:31Speaker 1: So sorry by a period, had to leave.
- 53:33Speaker 2: Bye, as if we don't have just a simple way
- 53:38Speaker 2: to fix a period these days. And I don't understand
- 53:41Speaker 2: what Pantheus problem is about Juliette just trying to have fun.
- 53:46Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my gosh.
- 53:49Speaker 2: I mean then their dinners accompanied by more bagpipespipes.
- 53:54Speaker 1: And Scottish men and some hagis. You know what haggis is, right,
- 54:02Speaker 1: I don't. It's sheep's heart, liver and lungs.
- 54:07Speaker 3: No, no, hold on, who didn't want to eat it?
- 54:11Speaker 2: And then Panthe was like, we can't let this go
- 54:14Speaker 2: to waste. Oh and took her plate and put oh,
- 54:19Speaker 2: by the.
- 54:20Speaker 1: Way, the food that we had in Scotland was not good,
- 54:24Speaker 1: and they eat pork and beans with breakfast.
- 54:28Speaker 3: Well that's fine, it's still better than haggis.
- 54:31Speaker 1: The food's not good.
- 54:34Speaker 2: Well, then Amanda and Juliet have a bonding moment at dinner.
- 54:38Speaker 2: We learned that Amanda's father passed away recently, and she
- 54:41Speaker 2: can relate to what Karen's going through.
- 54:44Speaker 1: It's very sad. They ended kind of on a good
- 54:47Speaker 1: little bonding.
- 54:49Speaker 2: Yeah, the girls in the night with some Scottish dancing,
- 54:52Speaker 2: but Karen and Juliet ann look like they're ready to
- 54:55Speaker 2: go to a club.
- 54:56Speaker 3: The Scottish dancing was very awkward to me.
- 55:03Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't as bad as I thought I was
- 55:04Speaker 1: going to be. I was thinking Irish dancing and then
- 55:08Speaker 1: the Scottish and they were doing like high fives and
- 55:11Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 55:12Speaker 2: But I love how it's like they're living. They're really
- 55:15Speaker 2: getting along right now. If they're doing some force, Is this.
- 55:19Speaker 1: Their big trip for the season?
- 55:21Speaker 2: I think so, I think so, I mean, think about it.
- 55:23Speaker 2: We're already on episode eight. I mean, I feel like
- 55:26Speaker 2: I remember its bitching about Dubai.
- 55:28Speaker 1: Yeah, but then it just didn't work out.
- 55:32Speaker 3: But like I like Dubai.
- 55:33Speaker 1: I think I like Dubai too. I would prefer to
- 55:37Speaker 1: see some of the girls like regulars on London, like
- 55:42Speaker 1: I miss Sander. Yes, even Jorinda I would love because
- 55:46Speaker 1: she lived over there for years. I would love to
- 55:49Speaker 1: see that.
- 55:50Speaker 2: But unfortunately that's not what we're saying. We're only seeing
- 55:53Speaker 2: little bits and pieces of the people that we like,
- 55:55Speaker 2: and the rest we're just dealing with.
- 55:57Speaker 3: Bragg.
- 55:57Speaker 1: I find pleasure in Juliette the he's not even British,
- 56:00Speaker 1: he's from Ocean Side or something from Napa.
- 56:07Speaker 2: Even when she tried to share her like love story
- 56:11Speaker 2: with her husband Gregor, I was like, where's the why,
- 56:16Speaker 2: why is.
- 56:16Speaker 3: It not Gregory Gregor?
- 56:19Speaker 2: Gregor greg I felt like Amanda was seething, like it
- 56:25Speaker 2: was bothering Amanda so much, like God forbid that Juliette
- 56:30Speaker 2: have one nice thing to say about her, like love
- 56:33Speaker 2: and meeting him.
- 56:34Speaker 3: And I don't think that.
- 56:37Speaker 2: Any of these girls really like each other, not a bit,
- 56:40Speaker 2: not one little bit.
- 56:41Speaker 1: That's the slightest little bit.
- 56:43Speaker 3: Nope, definitely not.
- 56:45Speaker 1: But well that's it.
- 56:46Speaker 2: Oh, hold on, one other thing I wanted to say
- 56:48Speaker 2: to you. I've been listening to all these different podcasts
- 56:51Speaker 2: at night, and something that people say that we don't say,
- 56:54Speaker 2: which I feel like we need to start adding to
- 56:56Speaker 2: our Our ending is. Please make sure if you like
- 57:00Speaker 2: the episode, please make sure to go on and click
- 57:03Speaker 2: five stars, because that really helps our ratings.
- 57:08Speaker 1: We're never gonna do that.
- 57:10Speaker 3: We're never gonna do it, and no one's ever gonna
- 57:12Speaker 3: do it for us.
- 57:14Speaker 1: And look how good we still do.
- 57:17Speaker 3: Could you imagine if we actually had support?
- 57:19Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's like, Tarry, you're being an asshole today,
- 57:25Speaker 1: Teddy cut it out?
- 57:27Speaker 3: Yeah, what the fuck's wrong with you?
- 57:29Speaker 1: To quit your bitching?
- 57:31Speaker 3: You too?
- 57:32Speaker 1: The type of people we attract, what can we say?
- 57:36Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, well, I love you, I'll talk to you,
- 57:39Speaker 2: bye bye,