Latest / Real Deal Media / Late Nite🌙Update with Dean Ryan (St. Patrick's Day Edition)

Transcript

Late Nite🌙Update with Dean Ryan (St. Patrick's Day Edition) · Real Deal Media

0:18
Music. Music.
1:09
O. Tonight, Honour let Natalie
1:45
opress a special Saint Patrick's Day edition.
1:49
We're going to have a look at the rough war.
1:55
Let's see what it's all about. But it's BB Daniel.
1:59
Is he still alive? I've got to know.
2:01
Come on last. Tell me.
2:03
Give me a sad. Give me a clue.
2:06
His desire is dead. Spirited opening Thank you for
2:19
that. Thank you for that good evening,
2:22
everybody. Good evening wherever you find
2:25
yourself on this incredible Saint Patrick's Day edition of
2:28
Late Night Update. I am Dean Ryan.
2:33
Yes, Dean Ryan. Yes, a very I guess English
2:36
Irish name there yeah. And tonight is the Saint
2:42
Patrick's Day edition, which traditionally here at Rodeo
2:45
Media, we love to embellish and participate in each and every
2:50
holiday, no matter which calendar we're looking at.
2:54
Someone who's joining me tonight for the festivities is a man who
2:59
has a lot of significance in ties to Saint Patrick's Day.
3:03
In fact, I believe one of his next of kin was born on that
3:07
day. I was going to be joining me for
3:09
the rest of the evening running shotgun is tonight we're going
3:13
to be getting into all the latest in greatest or not so
3:17
greatest in Iran. Some headlines, some medical
3:19
experiments, but also some really incredible 11 to be
3:25
exact. Fun factoids about Saint
3:27
Patrick's Day in the second-half tonight you don't want to miss.
3:29
But in the meanwhile, allow me to introduce Ireland's almost
3:35
favorite son, the man who took first place in the Irish whiskey
3:42
drinking contest many moons ago in college.
3:45
You know him as a crooner, ARCA records extraordinaire, but
3:50
really as the real deal media political analyst himself, the
3:54
one, the only Jim Fetzer. Jim, welcome to welcome to the
3:59
late night update, Saint Patrick's Day audition.
4:03
How are you? It's a great pleasure, Dean.
4:05
Yeah, yeah. My my parents are poor.
4:09
So I got one full brother and I got 1/2 brother by my mother and
4:12
stepfather and three half brothers and a half sister by my
4:16
father and stepmother. So one of my I have brother by
4:20
my mother and stepfather where was born on Saint Patrick's Day.
4:25
So we celebrate Saint Patty's Day.
4:28
Dean. What a great OK.
4:32
We do too. I brought one of my brothers
4:34
too. You might have seen him in our
4:36
or remember him from our band opening there of our band
4:40
practiced. Yeah.
4:41
I brought Arnie, who is celebrating because it's not
4:44
easy being green, Jim. It's not easy.
4:46
Arnie's here. He'll be joining me for the
4:49
festive vacation. Our drummer, our house band
4:52
drummer. We have that one, Jim.
4:55
We have so much to get to tonight and I, I don't want to
4:58
really waste any time but in the second-half.
5:01
And this is what I'm really excited about because as you
5:04
know, Jim is a very smart man. He knows traditions.
5:08
He knows history like the back of his hands, like backgammon,
5:12
but he may not know 11 factoids about today's holiday.
5:16
Jim, I'm, I hate to tell you, Jim, but there might be some
5:19
things you don't know. You're going to be very
5:20
surprised tonight. I look forward to learning
5:23
things. By the way, very ugly.
5:26
I have brothers and sisters who are unrelated.
5:31
There you go, she unrelated, unrelated.
5:34
And you know what Jim? Because we are having such a
5:38
good time tonight, one of our one of our long time members,
5:42
the Munchkin herself, who's I think related to some of the
5:46
Munchkins of Ireland. Well, she made this.
5:48
This is Jim and myself having a very festive time popping out of
5:52
the TV set earlier. Look at that.
5:58
Look at those pair of teeth I have.
5:59
Look at them chompers, man. Yes.
6:05
And I assure you, Jim's much taller than that.
6:08
That's just, I don't know what he was doing.
6:11
Also to celebrate, we have Donald Trump and Bibi Netanyahu,
6:16
Jim, who are celebrating by doing a fly over Egypt,
6:20
celebrating the holiday. And here it is.
6:25
Yeah, there you. Yes.
6:27
Singing old singing old. Danny Boy.
6:31
That's something, Dean, that Jim, look, we celebrate Saint
6:42
Patrick's Day all differently, OK?
6:44
You know, we did. Just just to be fair, we
6:48
celebrate differently. So that's what we have in store
6:52
for tonight. I can't wait and I can't wait.
6:56
I can't wait till we get to this part.
6:57
That's this is my favorite right here.
6:58
So we'll get to that part in the second-half here tonight.
7:01
Look at the look at the white dog.
7:04
OK, So Jim, we have a few stories to get to here tonight.
7:08
I want to put Jim in the dugout. He's going to get ready.
7:11
He's going to eat some of his big league Chew tobacci slash
7:15
bubble gum. Stand by there, Jim.
7:18
OK, there are a few headlines that are pressing late night and
7:24
we're here to really divvy it up here.
7:27
OK, well tonight's show is brought to you by Before We Get
7:30
Started. It's brought to you by The Real
7:31
Deal Media Gifts and Go as World at War is just days away.
7:35
They're saying from returning to the mainstage.
7:38
All you got to do is go to giftsandgo.com/world at War
7:42
giftsandgo.com/world at War. Thank you to those who have
7:46
donated as tonight we're broadcasting on X YouTube over
7:51
there on Dean Ryan TV as well as Rumble and dare I say Brett
7:55
Young. All right, so that's how we have
7:58
it. All right, let's get started now
7:59
as tonight. Well, excuse me, Arnie tonight
8:04
here on late night update. There's so much.
8:06
There is just a variety of things to really tend to.
8:09
But let me tell you about this first.
8:11
Well, it's kind of predicted a lot of people would be resigning
8:15
from this administration due to the lack of vision are really
8:20
due to the mirror image of how the IDF acts or a communist
8:24
nation for that fact. That's right.
8:27
Mr. Joe Kent has now resigned and I predict this is going to
8:31
be the the floodgates well, at least open the floodgates at
8:36
least to many more resignations. In fact, it might be I think we
8:40
all might resign for some post or another.
8:43
Well, military general now has revealed Tuesday that that more
8:48
Trump administration resignations are on the rise and
8:52
like are likely on the horizon after today.
8:55
Joe Kent, the national counterterrorism specialist over
9:00
there, resigned in protest over the US Iran war.
9:03
Oh, absolutely. And he didn't just walk away
9:06
stage left quietly. No, no, he tapped his head heels
9:09
and clicked his cufflings. Well, retired U.S.
9:13
Army Brigade General Steve Anderson told CNN today he told
9:18
former IDF arms dealer Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown that he
9:25
expects more Trump allies to step down over the military
9:28
conflict in the Middle East, and he wasn't joking.
9:31
Can't Joe Kent in this case, who was appointed by President
9:34
Donald Trump in the early ages of this whole thing, is the
9:38
first to leave the administration with the war?
9:40
The long time MAGA ally announced his decision on X
9:42
early Tuesday saying, quote, I can cannot in good conscience, I
9:49
cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran.
9:52
Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation and it is clear that
9:56
we started this war due to pressure from Israel and it's a
9:59
powerful American lobby. Wow.
10:05
Well, this is a big blow to the Trump administration, which is
10:09
now even going after TV licenses of any, any kind of news
10:14
publication. That's that's really showcasing
10:17
what we're talking about here or otherwise.
10:20
For instance, the bombing of one of our own tankers in the Middle
10:24
East. Did you hear about this?
10:26
So not only we'd have people resigning, we have fleets now
10:30
retreating. That's absolutely correct.
10:33
This has really put a very broadband sort of speak a very
10:40
skew outlook for the war going forward.
10:43
But to discuss this and how significant it is and even the
10:47
the retreating air carry over there in the Navy is our very
10:51
own Jim Fetcher. But Jim, let's talk about Joe
10:54
Kent first before we get to how the war is not going.
10:59
But Joe Kent is he, is it not that should we expect more?
11:06
Oh, yeah, absolutely. And it's going to be a double
11:08
whammy because, Joe, today, tomorrow, Tulsi Gabbard, who's
11:13
been insistent for years that going to war with Iran would
11:19
make our war with Iraq look like a picnic.
11:22
She has reportedly, reputedly repeatedly emphasize that Iran
11:30
represented no threat with regard to nuclear weapons, that
11:34
they didn't have any such in stock and they weren't seeking
11:38
to develop them. And when you can see or be me
11:41
for 40 years has been pushing for this war on the ground of
11:44
the threat of nuclear weapons. Yet the first thing he does is
11:48
to take out the Supreme Leader who had guaranteed that Iraq
11:53
that Iran would have no nuclear weapon because of a fatwa, an
11:58
edict that precluded Iran from having any nuclear weapons.
12:03
And yet BB took them out, proving it had nothing to do
12:06
with nuclear weapons. It just had to do with Israel's
12:09
wanting to dominate the entire Middle East and regarding Iran
12:13
as its greatest competitor. Very, very true, very true.
12:20
Jim, I wanted to ask you about this.
12:23
And I have to be very careful now because the the
12:26
administration is using the FCC to pull licenses here and there
12:30
from independent people. But I want to talk about the
12:33
the, the, the attack, I should say the retaliatory attack be
12:39
Iran on our most prized possessions and most expensive
12:44
possessions, the billions of dollars on these these air
12:47
fleets in the Navy, Jim, we had the I believe it's the Lincoln
12:51
and the Gerald Ford now having to retreat due to a fire in the
12:55
laundry room. Can you talk about that?
12:57
Because that's a lot of taxpayer money to.
13:02
Well, fire in the laundry room is going to be because the
13:04
sailors don't want to die for Israel.
13:06
It's just like we had with a Ford.
13:08
They had a sewage problem. That's preposterous.
13:12
It was because the sailor were plugging up the toilets
13:15
deliberately because the problem they didn't want to go to war
13:19
with with with the rain on behalf of Israel and and Dean,
13:24
this is sweeping the nation. Israel has lost his standing in
13:29
the eyes of America. That's why the war happened when
13:32
it did. This mediator from Oman was
13:35
declaring they were on the verge of a breakthrough and BB knew
13:39
given support for Israel was collapsing if he didn't seize
13:43
them all, that there couldn't be that agreement over the nuclear
13:46
or he'd lose his alleged rationale.
13:48
So he struck and dragged us along with him with him.
13:52
As as Marco Rubio explained, once Israel hit the Iran had
13:58
declared they would strike back at US and Israel at the same
14:02
time no matter who hit. So they calculate they might as
14:06
well go all in. But it was at disaster.
14:09
This is a calamity. This is the greatest military
14:12
defeat in the history of the United States, being the
14:15
greatest. Jim, it's so bad that even the
14:20
allies are longest allies in all the wars, France being one of
14:26
them. The EU said they don't want to
14:28
help. They don't.
14:29
Even the Turkey won't help. Italy won't help.
14:34
I just all of our neighbors in in the region, friends, allies
14:40
won't even let us use their ports anymore.
14:42
In fact, here is Macron talking about that.
14:45
I'll get your take on the other side here.
15:07
This is a war choice. Our objectives are very clear
15:10
now. Their worm has not changed.
15:13
Their first is to protect our citizens of diplomatic military
15:17
base and my lovely wife. The second objective is to stand
15:23
alongside all our partners now those whom we are lead by
15:28
defence of gay months, arrangements and so forth and
15:34
regional stability. Honored Arnold to be home.
15:40
We will not settle for anything less.
15:42
No, we cannot help. Sorry.
15:45
Maybe next time, Jim, that is unprecedented that we wouldn't
15:51
even have the French President go out of this way to say, hey,
15:54
sorry, we can't help you. This is not our war.
15:56
You want to speak on that? Well, to listen to Trump, he
15:59
sounds like a schizophrenic. In the same speech, he says
16:03
we're doing it all by ourselves. We don't need any help.
16:06
On the other hand, he says we're very disappointed that our
16:09
allies aren't coming to help us. We started this war.
16:13
Macron's right. This is a war of choice.
16:15
There's no necessity or obligation for Macron or any
16:19
other NATO nation to have anything to do with this.
16:22
We started it. We broke it.
16:25
We own it. That is true.
16:29
I mean, he's even talking about using boots on the ground, Jim.
16:32
That is a red line for many, many people and families out
16:35
there today in Iran because the Iranian regime was spelled Sky
16:40
News if you put boots. On the ground in Iran it.
16:43
Will be another Vietnam. Are you afraid of that?
16:45
No, I'm not afraid of. I'm really not afraid of
16:48
anything. Well, Dean, he actually, He's
16:57
afraid of being humiliated and by God, he is going to come out
17:01
of this just tattered and torn. His political future has been
17:05
destroyed. Mega has been fractured forever.
17:09
The Democrats are going to sweep at the midterms.
17:13
He's a lame duck from this point on.
17:15
Dean, I'm sorry to say, I thought he had good things to do
17:19
for America, but he squandered them all by allowing Dean to
17:22
manipulate into this war of choice.
17:26
Well, I I want to come back to BB that that's a big subject.
17:29
So stand by there, Jim, We have a bit more to go.
17:31
That's a big, big, that's a big topic right there.
17:35
Bibi Netanyahu, is he or isn't he?
17:37
We're going to visit that here in a just a momentarily pause.
17:41
Well, let's continue now because there's some other things that
17:43
are really, really racing and racing headlines here at this
17:47
late night hour is there is well, people who like to travel
17:50
for spring break. Well, we told you about the the
17:52
just very, very weird and odd anomalies happening in Daytona
17:59
Beach for Spring Breakers in Florida.
18:01
Just a incriminious amount of shootings happening.
18:05
Five that we can count and five that we know of.
18:08
But yeah, so we have Joe Kent who's now leaving, and we even
18:14
have missing Bibi Netanyahu. Well, before we get to missing
18:19
Bibi Netanyahu, we have the Israel Ministry, who is very,
18:26
who's very empathetic, has a lot of sympathy.
18:28
But here's what they're saying now.
18:31
Israel's now even putting out that Iranians who rise up will
18:35
get slaughtered. So when Jim said there's a lot
18:39
of multiple messages that are bipolar and schizophrenic, he
18:43
ain't mine. Because on one hand you had
18:45
Donald Trump who was telling the people to rise up and and get a
18:49
new government. Now you have Israel saying you
18:51
rise up, we'll shoot you. So I guess the sum game, the end
18:55
of it all, is we're going to kill you no matter what.
18:57
Well, in this case. More than that, we know the
19:06
damage being done to Tel Aviv is so horrific, some of it
19:09
described that it's illegal for them to even broadcast or share
19:13
just how horrific it is. Well, Iranian protesters are
19:19
still still getting slaughtered no matter what.
19:22
If they take to the streets against their government of
19:25
Israeli officials have admitted they're going to get killed.
19:28
Now, Benjamin Netanyahu's government has called for
19:30
popular uprising to take out the regime.
19:33
OK, but which one is it? Which has far remained intact
19:38
despite multiple assassination attempts of its leaders.
19:40
But an Israel diplomatic cable now sent to the US Embassy in
19:44
Jerusalem on Friday, or as Mike Huckabee calls it, the
19:48
penthouse. Well, it acknowledged that the
19:52
Islamic Revolutionary Guard, the IRGC, Iran's principal military
19:56
force, has quote the upper hand over in.
20:02
And all of them, to be exact. Now the capable acknowledged the
20:05
potential for violence against protesters, but said Israeli
20:07
officials still hope for popular uprising, that the US should be
20:10
prepared to support dissidents if wink wink, it happens, or
20:16
else there's going to be another school bombed by the Israelis.
20:19
Now, the assessment of the joint US Israeli war on Iran reported
20:23
that the regime is not cracking and is willing to fight to the
20:26
very end. And yes, they are now Tehran
20:29
security forces, they're saying has killed thousands of Iranian
20:32
protesters during the anti government protests earlier this
20:35
year, as we described to you, which what kind of protesters?
20:39
Gatling guns and grenade launchers with the protesters.
20:42
How peaceful is that and who are they working for?
20:46
There's the other one. But exactly what happened to
20:49
Benjamin Netanyahu? Where is he?
20:53
A lot of people have speculated that me, myself, that maybe he
20:57
was missing long ago. I mean, I remember seeing a
21:00
Netanyahu and who had a Mediterranean tan look like he
21:07
saw a ghost and actually looked in the mirror because he became
21:11
just more and more prosthetic. Well, there's somebody out there
21:13
who's cracked the code in the wake of now a Iranian ballistic
21:17
missile following on the residents of the apparent
21:21
residents of Netanyahu and apparently killed his brother.
21:24
And we've yet to really see a proof of life since the incident
21:29
on March, I want to say second earlier this month.
21:32
Well, here's somebody who kind of put it all together.
21:35
We might have more more perspective in this case.
21:39
Check this out and we'll discuss after.
21:41
After the video I made yesterday that's already over 5 million
21:44
views, a lot of you had the question, how do I know that he
21:48
was put in a medically induced coma before flying to Germany?
21:53
Well, let me tell you what you're watching.
21:56
Behind me are the flight details of the wing of Zion, the
22:00
aircraft for BBC Nyahu. But watch this.
22:06
So the aircraft takes off from Tel Aviv, there we go, takes off
22:15
and then does this for about four hours.
22:19
Why would the wing of Zion be circling the coast for about
22:24
four hours? Well, the only thing that comes
22:27
to mind for me is they are here putting him in the medically
22:31
induced coma and trying to stabilize him along with
22:35
probably some other victims. So I went to Che GPT and asked
22:39
Che GPT, hey, give me some more information about this plane.
22:44
So I asked what's the registration flight number of
22:47
this plane? And Che GPT went 4X ISR wing of
22:54
Zion as you just saw in the video, same code.
22:57
All right, let's keep going. I then asked is there a hospital
23:02
on board the plane IEA hospital equipped well enough so you can
23:07
stabilize someone and put them in a medically induced coma.
23:12
Yep, let's continue. All right, let's have one more
23:17
look right there. 4X ISR confirmed the wing of Zion.
23:24
But let's look at the flight path because he circles the
23:28
coast of Gaza for about four hours ish and then proceeds to
23:34
go to Europe. So let's wait for him to fly to
23:37
Europe. So after being stabilized inside
23:40
the plane, he is then moved to Europe.
23:44
Cyprus rejects him. They were like, you are not
23:49
welcome here. He then flies to Greece.
23:52
And Greece is like, no Malacca, try Italy.
23:56
We don't want to hear Malacca, keep going.
23:59
So they come to Italy, Italia. And Italia was like no market
24:07
God. So I often go low, keep flying.
24:10
Maybe France. No.
24:12
France also. Nope.
24:14
Nope. Germany.
24:17
Of course Germany will accept the Zyosh Nazi leader.
24:22
Yeah. So he arrives in Berlin, where
24:26
he then allegedly spent some time in hospital with his six
24:29
fingers and eventually passed away, not only because of his
24:33
injuries but allegedly also because of negligence.
24:42
Very, very interesting. Let's bring in one of our body
24:46
double experts who's been monitoring this evolution of the
24:50
Netanyahu for quite some time. Jim, better welcome back.
24:54
I'm going to bring you back in, Jim.
24:56
Let's talk about it because a lot of people who said, well,
25:00
the war could be coming to an end because Netanyahu is dead.
25:02
Well, we saw this guy in the wake of his residence getting
25:05
hit. We saw the six finger sensation
25:10
right there. Yes, BBBB 6 fingers, which, you
25:16
know, maybe his parents are cousins.
25:18
I don't know how true that would be.
25:20
I mean, look how look at the blunder here.
25:26
What are we to make of this? Jim, your thoughts on this?
25:30
Is BB really dead or is he just got he's got a lot of fingers?
25:54
I think you're Jim. I don't think we have your.
25:58
We don't have your volume. Let's start again.
26:00
Thank you. Thank you.
26:01
Thank you. Yes, yes, yes.
26:03
Bebe hasn't seen in public for about 10 days.
26:06
So my including missing a very important military command
26:11
meeting is never missed before. My suspicion is that the missile
26:15
that hit his home that took out his brother also took out Bebe
26:19
and four of his generals are trying to cover it up with AI
26:23
generated videos that are not very good.
26:26
Some have missing teeth and extra fingers.
26:29
There was 1 today that looked to me totally AI.
26:33
So they don't want to admit in time of war that their leader
26:38
whom they esteem is gone. But it's my belief that in fact
26:43
he is no longer alive. Whether he was taking a balloon,
26:46
I can't understand why the plane would have circled for four
26:49
hours. You could have performed those
26:52
medical treatments in route all the way to your destination.
26:56
So I find that very, very curious.
26:59
And the video got over about 10 million views.
27:03
But I say to me, it's very inconclusive.
27:06
I do, however, no longer believe he is alive.
27:13
Jim, why I'm here to tell you there's now a new proof of life
27:17
video that just came out here. I don't know if you're aware of
27:20
this, but it literally just came out with Rabbi Huckabee there.
27:25
In fact, I want to have a look at this and maybe you're maybe
27:27
you'll change your mind after this one here.
27:29
Mr. Prime Minister, I want you to know the president asked me
27:31
to come and make sure you were OK.
27:35
Yes, Mike, yes, I'm alive. I checked that and I'm happy to
27:40
see that. But he.
27:41
Wanted to make sure because. You know, you guys get along too
27:44
well. I know.
27:45
And we shake hands with five singers in each hand, you know,
27:49
But I have to tell you, I I'm alive, but I have this card and
27:55
yeah, don't read it. So it's a punch card.
27:59
Today I raised two names on the punch cards, and you see how
28:03
many more to go on this batch. You know what the good news is?
28:07
My name is not on the punch card.
28:11
Your name is on the list of the good, good guys.
28:15
And and what the president, the US forces are doing is
28:21
incredible. We're very proud to stand
28:23
shoulder to shoulder with them and getting rid of these
28:26
lunatics would like to develop nuclear weapons and the means to
28:30
deliver them to every American city after wiping out Israel.
28:35
They ain't going to do that. We're wiping them out.
28:38
I love it. Thank you, Mr. Prime Minister.
28:41
Good to see you. Thanks.
28:42
Take care. Wow, Jim, I think we can expect
28:49
a new buddy film starring Mike Huckabee and Benjamin Netanyahu
28:52
coming out this summer. That was impeccable acting.
28:57
What are your thoughts on what we just saw?
28:59
Go ahead, unimpressed. I mean, AI is effortless at
29:03
doing this kind of sense. The two more, of course there
29:06
are two more Iranian leaders who were taken out.
29:10
But Iran has a martyr culture. You know, you die in a jihad,
29:15
you go to heaven. I mean, it's a glorious finish
29:18
and they're committed to it. They'll be replaced by two
29:21
others. I know that maybe even in that
29:24
AI version was talking about Iran having nukes, which it has
29:29
never wanted. And as I explained already, this
29:32
is really contradictory behavior to take out the Ayatollah dish
29:38
and the fatwa against developing nuclear weapons.
29:41
If you care about nuclear weapons, he was your strongest
29:44
guarantee that Iran would never have them.
29:48
Right. You know, a lot of people kind
29:51
of to to civil this up here. Other people are saying that
29:55
Iran holds the cards. You know Iran holds the cards.
30:00
Trump exposed as allies reject the Hormuz plan.
30:03
Fears grow as desperate gambit and people are are resigning.
30:08
Not even the the AI and fake BB is fooling anybody.
30:13
Jim, this is an all time low. Is it?
30:16
Is it still? Is there any chance or any room
30:19
that maybe this was the plan after all, to bring Israel to
30:23
the war table and have them pay a price for it?
30:31
Jim I we I lost you. Ron Volume.
30:34
They just underestimated Iran's ability to defend itself.
30:38
Dean Ran have been planning for this since BB started talking
30:41
about the necessity to attack them for a non existent nuclear
30:46
weapons program and they're now and I don't know they're 66 wave
30:52
of ballistic missile attacks Dean and they're getting to
30:54
their heavier their better stuff, including missiles the
30:57
world has never seen before. I declare Iran has the greatest
31:02
supply of ballistic missiles the world has ever seen, and it's
31:05
going to be dumped on Israel and the US bases.
31:09
And Iran is not going to stop until we beg for mercy, we get
31:16
all of our forces out of the Middle East and Israel
31:20
surrenders. That's, I think, the bottom
31:23
line. I, I think you're right on that
31:27
too. I think you might have a point.
31:29
And we stand by there, Jim. We have a bit more to go before
31:31
we have a heartbreak coming up here.
31:33
It's good to see you. All right, stand by.
31:36
Well, this is something that is now weighing on my mind pretty
31:40
heavily. Well, we talked about all this
31:42
war, possibly more war question mark.
31:47
And if so, where and why? Well, that seems to be the case.
31:50
Now. If you thought a war, was it
31:53
good for absolutely nothing? Well, this administration says
31:57
no, it's good for something because we have the lust for
32:00
blood. Well, listen to this now.
32:02
Trump has choked off Cuba's oil supply.
32:05
Cuba, which we reported to you last night, has been going
32:08
through a major power outage the last 10 days.
32:11
The country of 15,000,000 people are experiencing hardships like
32:16
they haven't seen since the Bay of Pigs era.
32:19
Can you believe that? Well, listen to this now.
32:21
Not only that, China is helping Cuba race to capture renewable
32:26
solar energy as the United States is now imposed a
32:29
effective oil blockade in the Caribbean island, creating its
32:33
worst energy crises in decades. Now correct me if I'm wrong, was
32:36
that not a act of war that was placed upon the United States
32:40
1942 by Japan over there in the Pearl Harbor?
32:45
Wasn't the whole reason we went to war or wasn't that the whole
32:49
reason they attacked Pearl Harbor Japan?
32:52
Because we did a blockade on their oil and here we are doing
32:55
it again. The most the most just very
32:59
aggressive antagonist the world's ever seen.
33:02
What Trump administration now is stepping back from US climate
33:06
commitments as they're now reinvesting this fossil fuels.
33:09
China is now flexing its dominance renewable energy.
33:13
Now, because of all this, Beijing is now ramped up every
33:17
energy assistance program they have and sent it to Havana in
33:22
recent years amid deepening security relationship, which
33:25
includes spy stations in Cuba. Yeah, They can either gather
33:29
intelligence on the United States and its neighbors, just
33:32
for starters. Now, this support is now drawing
33:35
greater interest as President Donald Trump has now ratcheted
33:39
up his pressure on the Cuban government to enter into
33:41
negotiations by cutting off oil supplies and threatening to
33:45
seize the country all together. And he's he said that there's a
33:50
quote, I do believe I'll have the honor of taking Cuba.
33:53
He said just the other day as further this meant diplomacy or
33:56
military action. He said, quote, taking Cuba is
33:59
some form whether I free it, take it.
34:02
I think I can do anything I want with it.
34:04
You know the truth. They are very weakened nation
34:07
right now. Well, so much for not being the
34:10
schoolyard bully as this crisis is now deepening as China's
34:15
decades long pushing the clean energy technology is now helping
34:19
to protect it from soaring oil and gas prices.
34:22
Spurred by Trump's war against Iran, China is now looking to
34:26
reap the rewards of such a very bellicose of an operation.
34:32
That's very sad to see that we're still having to put up
34:36
with that. Here is something else in the
34:39
domestics before we go to break here.
34:42
Well, now I can share this with you.
34:44
What, what about, what about all the domestics and all the, the
34:47
travelling? Well, people are afraid to
34:49
travel this year because the gas prices have gone up right before
34:52
spring break. There's no doubt about that.
34:55
Well, they're also worried about the TSA, the airports now as DHS
34:59
has not been funded in quite some time and therefore the TSA
35:03
agents who really know how to fill you up at the airport while
35:07
they're not being funded either. Many are quitting many delays at
35:10
the airports no matter where you go in the country.
35:12
And this is just a little tidbit of what that looks like all
35:16
around the United States right now.
35:20
Well, there's a reason for the season.
35:21
Let me tell you a bit more about it now.
35:23
Well, yes, that's right. The airport security crew, AKA
35:26
the mall cops, AKA the greeters at Walmart, Well, they have
35:29
something more to moan about. Security lines snake out more
35:33
terminals as TSA goes unpaid. And just when you thought their
35:38
service was a little less than so par, we'll get ready for the
35:42
the true unmasked version of it all.
35:45
Here's that. Someone who's familiar with the
35:46
matter is speaking anonymously. But he's saying, quote, there's
35:49
going to be breaking points sooner or later.
35:53
A union official warned, with travelers at some airports being
35:57
told to arrive 3 hours ahead of time.
36:01
What kind of travel is that? Well, that's right.
36:03
Travelers and a growing number over the US airports are
36:06
encountering shuttered at security checkpoints, waiting
36:09
hours and lines that extend well outside the terminals as the
36:12
partial government shutdown enters its fifth week.
36:14
In case you didn't know, we're talking roughly about 50,000
36:19
Transportation Security Administrators officers.
36:22
The TSA people have been working without pay since February 14th
36:27
as Congress remains at an impasse over funding for the
36:31
Department of Homeland and Securities, which overseas the
36:34
TSA because of its disagreement on immigration enforcement, AKA
36:37
ICE. Now, the CSA officers also
36:41
missed their first full paycheck this recent Friday after
36:45
receiving only partial paychecks towards the end of February.
36:49
Imagine that, they thought, what are we working here at CNN?
36:52
We're going to do furloughs. Next was bills and rent come
36:57
due? The growing number of TSA
36:59
employees have picked up second job, sometimes calling out sick
37:02
to do so. More than 300 officers have quit
37:05
since the shutdown started, according to the department, and
37:09
roughly more than 10% did not report to work just this past
37:14
Sunday. So you want to talk about
37:16
calamity in the skies, if you even make it there?
37:20
More like calamity in the airports.
37:23
OK, we have a break coming up. When we get back, we're going to
37:28
talk about some breakthroughs in the world of politics, but
37:32
really the world of medical science, as well as 11 fun facts
37:37
that you didn't know out there, especially Jim Pence did not
37:39
know about tonight's holiday, Today's holiday, Saint Patrick's
37:43
Day as you're watching the Saint Patrick's Day edition right here
37:46
at LATE NIGHT UPDATE. We'll be back after this quick
37:49
break and don't go anywhere. And the story?
38:02
So what if I did smoke crack? It's none of your, pardon me,
38:04
none of your freaking business in the 1st place.
38:06
You're just jealous. Nobody wants to do stuff like
38:08
that with you because you're boring.
38:09
You're lame. Break that down and the story.
38:12
I was sexually abused as a child, you know, I mean, that's
38:15
not an easy thing. You must have been an attractive
38:17
young, young gentleman. What?
38:21
You know, just I'm going to leave you with one last thing
38:24
because we have to. Ten word of a gang wreaking
38:27
havoc in Maryvale. Yeah, not a gang of thugs, but a
38:29
gang of Chihuahuas stuck on the streets without a place to call
38:33
home. ABC 15 Sarah Goldenberg joins us
38:36
now on why they're becoming such a growing problem.
38:38
Yeah, they're kind of small, but at the same time, residents are
38:41
pretty concerned. Yeah, well, they're running
38:42
loose, and that's really worrying residents.
38:45
Animal control tells us the big issue here is overpopulation,
38:49
and it's going to take the help of neighbors to curb it.
38:51
Now we've talked. About the overflow of Chihuahuas
38:54
in our shelters before, but now they're on our streets.
38:57
Maricopa County Animal Care and Control says if you compare the
39:01
Maryville area with similar sized area in Glendale, the
39:04
number of calls they're getting about straight Chihuahuas is
39:07
twice as high, Three times as high compared to Chandler and
39:10
Gilbert. Now, animal control says it's
39:12
had thousands of calls, but they also say they need a little
39:16
help. OK, we are back.
39:34
We are back. We are definitely back.
39:39
Welcome back everybody to late night updates.
39:42
Incredible, incredible Saint Patrick's Day edition.
39:46
I am still Dean Ryan and these are the final, I want to say
39:49
final few shows, if not a final show here at Studio B where I've
39:54
been with a lot of you for how how long now?
39:57
A couple weeks we've been doing an unplugged version of nightly
40:03
dosage of headlines. The World at War franchise is
40:10
said to come back fully fully next week.
40:14
Fully. That's quite exciting.
40:16
That's quite exciting. Anyways, tonight's show is
40:19
brought to you by just that, the world at war.
40:23
Come back, Yes, help bring back. Number one late night show World
40:27
War by going to gifts and go forward giftsandgo.com/world at
40:31
War that's give send go.com/world at war.
40:36
Don't call it a comeback. Yeah, that's right.
40:40
Anyways, so you can do that there.
40:42
And I'm excited about that truly.
40:44
I'm so excited that on the 28th, on the 28th of this month and
40:51
since I'm announcing it, hopefully this room, but I will
40:54
be I'm I'm I'm giving it strong consideration of doing a live
40:59
marathon, 5K marathon over here in Orange County for the
41:04
audience and to show the audience that some of us were
41:09
just born to run might be doing that the 20th.
41:12
That's something to look forward to.
41:13
I'll let you know more about that.
41:15
OK, we are back now joining me for the rest of this evening is
41:21
our one and only Mr. Saint Patrick's Day himself.
41:26
He's wearing a very wonderful green and never even asked him
41:31
who he's wearing. Jim, I love your green on
41:33
tonight. Welcome back to the show.
41:35
I'm wearing green. I have obviously more green, but
41:40
it's packed away. Anyways, Jim.
41:44
Go ahead. The point you were making about
41:46
Huba and even the Pearl Harbor, yes, Stannett's book Day of
41:54
Deceit explains how we crack the Japanese code.
41:58
We knew they were coming, but they've been forced into it
42:01
because we cut off their access to oil in the South Pacific.
42:05
What's going on here with Cuba's cruel and sadistic and reflects
42:10
very badly on the United States and it's not going to win US any
42:14
neighbors, any good neighbors here in South or Latin America
42:19
being it's a despicable display of terror by the United States
42:25
and there's really no other way to describe it.
42:28
You said bully. Yes, these are thuggish tactics.
42:32
Trump is a thug. I'm sorry to say I voted for the
42:36
guy three times, but he has betrayed us and he betrayed the
42:40
world and America will never be the same.
42:48
Yeah, OK. Well, that's very true.
42:52
We and we have a lot of people who are commenting.
42:54
We have bridge games machine. Thank you for being here.
42:56
Happy Saint Patrick's Day to you.
42:58
You run the host, the musician? Yes.
43:01
With the crooner. Mr. Jim.
43:02
That's for himself. Who you might hear are 6
43:05
anniversaries coming up. And what is it?
43:07
2 nights, Jim? Two nights.
43:08
We'll be here with you. You might see some surprises on
43:13
that one. But agreed with everything.
43:20
Yeah. Dean, Red's going to knock you
43:22
out. That's part of the song.
43:23
Yes. Yes, he is.
43:25
OK. So there's that front.
43:27
Jim. You know, I want to bring up
43:28
this topic here because a lot of people are asking me, you know,
43:31
politics has gotten so nasty and and we all can attest to that.
43:35
And some of the people who've come into the arena of covering
43:38
politics and news have gotten real nasty, Jim.
43:41
And I know a particular one who's a Mossad agent who lives
43:44
in a foreign country very beastly.
43:48
He looks like but be be not getting into him.
43:51
But Jim just the other day, Megyn Kelly, who's been harassed
43:56
and harassed and non-stop by Mark Levine.
44:01
Is that his name? Mark Levine.
44:02
Mark Levine, a man who I've a man who I've coined the the
44:08
human hemorrhoid, Mark Levine. And I'm sure Sean Hannity knows
44:14
more about it, but now she's called him Mr. Micro Penis, Jim,
44:23
Mr. Micro Penis. And I'm thinking to myself, what
44:26
does this really mean? And, and we might have to turn
44:29
the volume down just a tad bit on your end, Jim.
44:32
Well, what is she signaling? That's what I'm trying to figure
44:35
out. Well, get this Jim, in wake of
44:37
all the mudslinging lately, which I'm so against, well now
44:42
people are saying there's a secret boom in the penis
44:46
enlargement industry and it's now such a booming industry,
44:51
Jim, that it's now being found at strip malls that people are
44:55
paying upwards of 20 or it's for starters, $20,000 to boost
45:01
manhood in Jim. I thought to myself to be
45:04
productive. Wouldn't this be a great
45:06
opportunity for Mark Levin to just put his money where his
45:11
manhood is? And, and also, what does that
45:14
say about our society that we have to have strip mall corners
45:19
now for for men to enlarge themselves?
45:22
Jeff, what does this say all together, 'cause I, I think
45:26
we're such a corrupt society. It is pathetic.
45:31
You know, Hannity calls Mark Levine the great one, but it
45:37
appears he he ain't so great where it counts, sad to say, to
45:42
have him, you know, become a spokesman for the what penis
45:48
pump or whatever. There we go.
45:53
I mean, it's, it's just a shame. I mean, the American culture has
45:58
descended to such a low state. It's.
46:02
Interesting. It's terrible.
46:06
Well, why would why would Mark Levin do something like this?
46:10
Can he just be happy for what he has?
46:12
It's terrible. But $20,000, Jim, I mean, oh
46:21
God. But now, just to be fair, there
46:23
are people that need it, you know, patience of other
46:26
ailments, but we're not talking about them right now.
46:28
But now they're, they're saying it's such a booming trend.
46:34
You know, I, I guess if women can do it in some form of
46:37
fashion, so can men. But but Jim, there's something
46:41
that that is really the underlining of it all.
46:44
And this is, this is now coming out of the Wall Street Journal,
46:47
which I regularly run to. But I think this says something
46:52
that America now, America now has more spas and gems than
46:58
stores selling actual stuff. Jim doesn't.
47:02
Does that not tell us that vanity and, and, and abstract
47:08
things are more important to us? I mean, the fact that we have a
47:11
country now that has more gems and spas and that's true than
47:15
anything. What do you think that says?
47:18
It's a combination, Dean. You know, especially in
47:21
California, they pay so much attention to your appearance.
47:26
They don't care much about your character.
47:29
All kinds of forms of misbehavior prevail in
47:34
Hollywood. And it's going to when all the
47:36
Epstein files are released, you'll see the magnitude of it
47:39
all. But they are health conscious.
47:42
So there's a combination of vanity on the one hand and the
47:45
bonafide health consciousness on the other.
47:48
So it's a, it's a very mixed bag, Dean.
47:53
Jim, I would add to that, but my Botox just froze.
47:56
If you just give it a second, OK, I can feel my face again.
47:59
OK, I think you're making a lot of sense on that.
48:03
But a lot of people are saying, well, there, there's more to
48:05
this than just meets the eye. You know, from micropenist to
48:10
all these things. People are now begging the
48:12
question, are we an intimate animal after all?
48:18
Because America is having intimacy problems.
48:20
And Jim, that can mean a lot of things.
48:22
You know, I'm not one to walk up to people and shake hands and,
48:25
you know, hug them and then, you know, lick the side of the face.
48:28
I'm, I'm not that type of person.
48:30
Does that mean I have an intimacy problem?
48:34
Dean There are all kinds of contributors, more isolated,
48:38
less socializing community here in the US television is 1 cell
48:43
phones or another. There are many ways in which
48:46
we're becoming less interactive with actual direct, physical
48:54
human beings. We're communicating a lot.
48:58
We're talking to our friends. When it tends to be a relatively
49:00
narrow circle, like those who are on our speed dial, it's.
49:06
We're. Going to have a speed dial
49:09
society name. Well, you know, I do have hope,
49:13
Jim, because now new studies have just come out that the
49:17
Ocean's most aggressive sharks that we know of, Jaws, you name
49:20
it, all those types, they make friends.
49:23
They make friends. After all, they're not loan
49:25
sharks, to borrow the phrase. And that gives me hope, Jim,
49:28
because in a such a polarized society where we are the
49:33
aggressors and the bad guys, well, we still have a chance to
49:36
make friends. And you know what I said the
49:37
other day, Jim, I said in the in the wake of all this, in the
49:41
face of such what they're now saying division, I think there's
49:45
more people who are undivided and coming together because of
49:49
what's happening then versus, you know, if this wasn't
49:53
happening at all, I think we're now brought more together.
49:56
What do you think, Jim? I think I feel the love.
50:00
Well, it's very interesting. America is going to undergo such
50:05
a wrenching experience here from this war and the realization
50:12
that Israel has been running our country for decades and decades.
50:16
And there are politicians, they're corrupt and acting as
50:19
agents of a foreign government team.
50:22
There's going to be a whole lot to work through here.
50:24
And I think we're going to be facing the greatest political
50:28
challenge in the history of the United States.
50:32
I think you're right. We have a lot of people
50:34
commenting, Jim, we have hammer time over there on Rumble saying
50:36
the following Little Marco got the pot of gold.
50:39
That's true Hammer time. And Jim, you know, he is now
50:42
being favored to be a a 2028 candidate as much as we don't
50:46
want to hear about that. OK, here's another one.
50:48
We have Spoonful send the following.
50:50
FDR move the US fleet from San Diego to Pearl Harbor in order
50:54
to expose it to the Japanese. Thank you, Spoonful.
50:59
I think it was there when that happened.
51:01
OK, here's another one. We have Mr. John Leone we
51:06
absolutely adore around here. Thank you saying the following.
51:11
I never voted for a Democrat, and that is why I never voted
51:14
for New York Democrat and sociopath Benedict Donald Trump.
51:22
OK, I don't think about that for a minute, Benedict.
51:26
Yeah, that's right. OK, We also have.
51:31
Yes, actually. Dean Trump historically was a
51:34
Democrat, but he said if he read for for a party, for a
51:38
presidency, he'd run as a Republican because they're
51:41
easier to fool. He actually said that.
51:46
Interesting here we have Rebel Mama over there from Canada
51:50
seeing the following. What if Z peeps have decided to
51:54
make Cuba their new home? Cheap, great beaches, great
51:59
weather, anything is possible for bizarre world.
52:01
I'm I'm guessing she needs Chinese.
52:04
No, no. The new Israel, Cuba.
52:07
The new Israel. Oh, oh, oh, excuse me.
52:10
OK, that's very possible. You know, Jim, they're having
52:14
anti Zionist protests in Venezuela as we speak.
52:17
What do we know about that and where they're in Cuba?
52:22
I nothing today, but it's an intriguing idea.
52:25
I'm glad this came up. Yeah, I I'm so glad it it came
52:30
up too. Something that didn't come up
52:32
and might need some help. Well, Maddie, I think is on it.
52:35
She says shrimp mall, super size.
52:38
That's what I'm telling you. You go to the mall for an Orange
52:41
Julius now and a, you know, a pretzel bite.
52:43
You come home with a bigger member, Jim.
52:50
Jim, you could go to the mall to to to do your chores and come
52:53
back a whole different man. I mean that that's where we're
52:56
going in America. Thank you, Mary Lena star moon
53:00
says. The munchkin says Micro P Megyn
53:04
Kelly used to have a crush on Levine, too.
53:06
I cannot see what I can't see that.
53:07
What that that's got to be fake news.
53:10
I mean, Jim, I showed you Dana Perino's husband, and I refuse
53:15
believe that's a real marriage. I I can't believe that one
53:18
either. OK, here's another one with a
53:23
great song. I forgot who does it.
53:25
War pigs begging mercy for their sins.
53:27
Satan laughing, spreads his wings.
53:30
God, what song is that? Don't tell me.
53:33
It'll come to me. Thank you for that.
53:35
Reg against machine. And finally, Seth Black says
53:43
they do liposuction and fill the sausage up, too.
53:47
Thank you, Sir. We did not know that.
53:51
Yes. And then Orange Julius, thank
53:56
you very much. Thank you.
53:58
OK. So really.
53:59
Good. I I haven't had one forever, but
54:01
those Orange Julius were really. Good.
54:05
Hands down. Hands down.
54:07
Hey, when I go see Jim this coming year, I go to Wisconsin
54:10
and I'm going to go see him. We're going to film a whole
54:13
scene at the Wisconsin mall, right?
54:15
You still have a mall over there, Jim, where Jim and I go
54:17
to the mall. You're going to see what we do
54:19
at the mall and what Jim does at the food court too.
54:22
That's the most that's exciting. OK, here's some things, Jim.
54:27
Look, we all have a wonderful memories of Saint Patrick's Day.
54:32
I remember being hungover once the following day, and I got
54:35
tricked by Sean, Sean Stone to play field hockey and he told me
54:43
we're going to brunch and I wound up vomiting all over his
54:47
dad's house. So we all have special Saint
54:51
Patrick's Day stories and Jim's brother, right?
54:55
Your brother was born and so very special day.
54:59
But Jim, I'm here to tell you that's why we're going to be
55:04
learning what we're now calling 11 surprising St.
55:08
Patrick's Day. Fun facts you didn't know about
55:11
today. Are we ready for this?
55:14
And just to celebrate this, what we did before tonight's show.
55:19
Yes, we, we got our drink on. So you have that one.
55:25
All right, here it is. Let me tell you about 11
55:27
factoids know about. Well, not about this.
55:34
Let's go here to Studio B, Camera One.
55:38
OK, let me tell you about this. Well, here's 11 factoids.
55:41
Now, Saint Patrick was actually British.
55:43
Did you know this? I did not know that.
55:47
Yeah, that's right. Although he's one of Ireland's
55:49
most celebrated figures, Patrick himself was born around the year
55:54
390 in Britain, right? Likely in what was now called
55:59
what is now called Scotland, though there's been debate
56:03
whether it was there versus modern day England or Wales to a
56:07
family with Roman citizenship. According to the Georgia Public
56:12
Broadcasting, he was kidnapped and enslaved at the age of 16
56:16
and brought over to Ireland and escaped a monastery around
56:22
present day France where he converted to Christianity.
56:25
That's where he became a priest and then eventually Bishop
56:29
returned to Ireland 432 as a missionary where he played a
56:33
major role in converting the Irish to Christianity.
56:36
After his death, he was named Ireland's patron.
56:38
St. Jim.
56:40
I did not know that. OK, see, we learned something
56:43
new. Saint Patrick's real name was
56:46
Wow, that's was Maun Sukat MAEWIYN last name Sukat
56:57
SUCCAKSUCCAT like a Sukat. That's right, the recent
57:05
researchers found out that Saint Patrick's given name was Wayne
57:11
Sukat. He changed his moniker to
57:14
Patrick when he became a Bishop and realized nobody can
57:17
pronounce his real first name, including himself.
57:22
And what an alternative that was.
57:23
Patrick, I think. So now, March 17th, today is not
57:28
Saint Patrick's birthday. No, it's not.
57:31
Well, some think it's the birthday of Saint Patrick.
57:35
Well, the day it is actually believed to be the day he died
57:37
in the 5th century, according to history.com.
57:41
He died over there in the cell. Down down Patrick Ireland 461 AV
57:49
site is known as Ireland's cradle of Christianity.
57:54
There you have it. Also, the 1st St.
57:56
Patrick's Day parade took place in the United States.
58:00
While the US is a huge lover and fan of everything Ireland and it
58:04
took place in New York City in 1762.
58:09
Who can forget that one? That's a true story.
58:13
Also, Saint Patrick had no snakes to banish that old theory
58:18
to a wayside. And it used to be a dry holiday.
58:23
Not everybody was a drinker. And these are just a few fun
58:27
facts, Jim. I'll bring you back in because
58:32
there's no greater time than now to do so.
58:34
Did you know all this? That's not even his real name.
58:38
No, I think that's that's great stuff, Dean, All of it, all of
58:41
it. I love it all.
58:43
Yeah, and here's another one I didn't even know.
58:47
There was no such thing as female leprechauns.
58:49
There was only granted to men who were leprechauns.
58:54
So where do the leprechauns come from?
58:56
Where leprechauns come from. Somewhere in the north, Jim, you
59:04
know, they have little Celtic people.
59:06
OK, I tell people this, the time, the old ancient days of
59:10
fighting within the felons, then the felons had a pack with the
59:14
munchkin people, the little people, because they could see
59:17
what was ahead on the ground. So the, the the big guys want to
59:20
trip. That's a good question, Jim.
59:24
I don't know what happened to the little leprechaun women.
59:30
Also, corned beef and cabbage is an American intervention.
59:34
Oh, invention. An intervention, too.
59:37
It was never from Ireland to begin with.
59:40
Chicago was the first US city to die.
59:43
It's river green. I never got to see that because
59:45
you know why, Jim? That's when the pandemic hit the
59:48
year. I was there to see it.
59:50
And there you go there. So there's some fun facts about
59:54
today's Saint Patrick's Day that many of us did not know.
59:59
Jim, your thoughts? Was he a fun film that features
1:00:02
Saint Patrick's Day in the Green River in Chicago watching The
1:00:05
Fugitive with Harrison Ford? There you go.
1:00:11
Wonderful. Wonderful.
1:00:13
Film or or Leprechaun, the movie with Jennifer Aniston, the
1:00:17
original 1 I I'd say so. OK, we have some people before
1:00:21
we get out of here. OK, we have here is Doctor
1:00:30
Doctor Ukulele. He they say the following Cuba.
1:00:37
Sheesh. They already all retire in
1:00:40
Florida. Yeah, good point.
1:00:48
OK OK then then yeah. Doctor Ukulele knows we have
1:00:54
something that Pam's talking about, which I don't know yet,
1:00:56
so someone will have to tell me. Yeah.
1:01:00
Black Sabbath. That's right.
1:01:01
I knew it was. Thank you for that.
1:01:06
Here is. Yeah.
1:01:09
I think people are still thinking about the penis
1:01:11
enlargement at the mall, Jim. I mean, we may have to.
1:01:14
Not that we have any problems, but we should monitor to see if
1:01:18
your mall has that. OK.
1:01:21
Yes. Real in general, yeah.
1:01:24
No snakes to banish. There was never snakes around
1:01:28
Saint Patrick's Day or, excuse me, Saint Patrick himself.
1:01:31
I couldn't believe it too. And Jim, I often get a mixed up
1:01:34
with the the guy that got the rats out of the town.
1:01:37
Was that Saint Patrick or was that someone else?
1:01:41
Yeah. Was that not registering?
1:01:48
Who drove The Who drove the rat? We need your help.
1:01:52
We're phoning friends out there. Yeah.
1:01:57
Yeah. Movie night.
1:01:59
Let me address this, too. Yes, movie night is coming back,
1:02:02
Betty. I can tell you that I have some
1:02:04
great, far out ideas. Yeah, Pie.
1:02:08
The Piper's different. The Pied Piper drove the rats
1:02:12
out of Germany. That's right.
1:02:16
That's right. This is a good one too.
1:02:20
Real General says the Cuba didn't give the MMM miracle jabs
1:02:24
for their citizens during the COVID.
1:02:26
I did not know that. That's good to know.
1:02:28
Thank you for that. And they also said they lied to
1:02:33
me about the snakes. What else can they lie about?
1:02:37
That's what I'm saying, you know, first it's snakes and then
1:02:40
it's, you know, a fake Bibi Netanyahu.
1:02:43
And finally, Reg against machine says it's the girth, which
1:02:50
should be a, a, a coffee mug. It's the girth stupid.
1:02:54
I think I'm we might come up with that one, Jim that enter
1:02:58
Saint Patrick's Day edition. Final thoughts, Jim, on this
1:03:02
incredible holiday. We're all wearing green.
1:03:04
Your brother's birthday. Put it all in the an Irish
1:03:08
perspective for us, if you will. Well, if you can't trust a man
1:03:12
about his size, what can you trust him about?
1:03:20
Spoken like a true position. Thank you very much for that.
1:03:24
On that note, we're going to get out of here everybody.
1:03:26
I want to thank everyone who has joined us tonight.
1:03:29
We will be back on the 19th, the 19th of this week.
1:03:34
That's going to be our six year anniversary.
1:03:36
We'll have some headlines for you, but also some festive
1:03:39
things to really get into as the the the build up to the return
1:03:44
of world at war is just days away and I cannot wait.
1:03:46
So for Jim Fetzer, for Saint Patrick's Day and none of his
1:03:51
snakes and for all the guys at the mall, I'm Dean Ryan saying
1:03:55
thank you for sharing a bit of your night, your Saint Patrick's
1:03:59
Day with us as well. Till next time, always remember
1:04:02
to stay tuned and stay awake and drink responsibly and drive like
1:04:07
a bad end of hell. Good night everyone, happy Saint
1:04:09
Patrick's Day. The.