Latest / CALL ME MISTRESS / A BARBIE, A NAUGHTY ABBY AND AN ASS PLAY SESSION GONE GROSS
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- 0:09Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
- 0:12I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia. And today we've got the Barbie.
- 0:15Hi. Then we've got over in the left
- 0:18corner, Abby Monroe. Hey, all right, girls.
- 0:23So today we met up this morning at early 9:00 AM and we did a
- 0:30lovely session outside. And it was so nice out.
- 0:34It was so nice. It was a lovely day.
- 0:36It really was. And we we had this gentleman
- 0:40that came over and he brought a bag of goodies.
- 0:44So he. Yeah, so he brought he.
- 0:47Brought some, not the goodies you would expect.
- 0:49No dish, gloves, markers, tape. Yeah, a couple a pack of Fanta.
- 0:58And a monster drink. Protein shake OK.
- 1:06You know, so Liv, Liv and I got that same person that came over
- 1:14and we did this, you know, beginning of, of this past week.
- 1:19And so today you all got to be blessed with his presence and we
- 1:23did a poolside yet again. And yeah, that was interesting.
- 1:27That was. Very fun for.
- 1:29Me. It was very fun to watch.
- 1:31It was funny, right? It was a fun time.
- 1:34So he asked me beforehand if the two of you could wear your strap
- 1:37ONS as you walk outside and he sees you and obviously he was
- 1:43excited about that. We both had 6.
- 1:45Swinging cocks on, walking around.
- 1:48I had a huge black cock on it. Was like 13 inches.
- 1:53It was. Mine was respectable, thick 8
- 1:58girl, humble. But you let it hang low, so I
- 2:02mean. I did.
- 2:04It really showed its girl. Mine was swinging like a felt.
- 2:07Like the big dog? So he basically began the
- 2:12prepping and it was you all putting your logos on tape.
- 2:18So ultimately he could be basically the back of a car, and
- 2:23those were the bumper stickers. He has all of our little Fetlife
- 2:26names on him while we were doing all of our yes special
- 2:29activities. Yeah.
- 2:33So it was interesting because he is very creative.
- 2:38He wanted to use the coolers as a makeshift table where we
- 2:41proceeded to put a rug over all of that.
- 2:44So I mean, it's not the prettiest foundation.
- 2:47And it's funny because we have the furniture, we have the I
- 2:51literally should I go get the spanking bitch?
- 2:53It was me. I was like, let him create it.
- 2:57He he had such a determined vision for what he wanted
- 3:01because he was like into it being filmed.
- 3:02So he wanted to look a certain way.
- 3:04And so it was very fun just to watch him scurry around to set
- 3:08the things up. I was like, man, I'm going to do
- 3:10nothing. Sit back, listen to the birds
- 3:12chirp and join the breeze. And you got the gist that he
- 3:17obviously has a fan base and he does this somehow, somewhere.
- 3:22I'm assuming loyal fans are one of those.
- 3:24But he must be all about an agenda to to plan this, to put
- 3:30it on social media, because he wants us to put it on social
- 3:34media. He might, or maybe he is a
- 3:36gnarly private collection. Maybe, maybe, 'cause he said he
- 3:40does love to watch it later. Yeah, I kind of got the vibe
- 3:43he's basically filming his own porn to save for later.
- 3:46God I would love to see his porn collection if you.
- 3:49Already done that. Film your own porn for.
- 3:51Later. 1000. Percent.
- 3:53It's fun, I can see why you do it.
- 3:55Abby has some really raunchy shit.
- 3:57I've seen that before. I was like, please don't send me
- 3:58that anymore. You go next level.
- 4:04It's like, wow. I'll send one over of mine then
- 4:07to even it out. You can see what real prude sex
- 4:10looks like. I'm kidding.
- 4:12You know, I was just talking about this the other day on the
- 4:14podcast as I was going through my Yahoo account and Yahoo
- 4:18e-mail is to me, it's like classic.
- 4:20It's so much better than Gmail because they'll keep that shit
- 4:24on there. You don't have to buy into
- 4:26bullshit and it doesn't connect to your OneDrive or anything
- 4:29like that. So ultimately, when I was
- 4:32pulling through, I wanted to try to find this blowjob video.
- 4:35I did, and when I did, I didn't find it.
- 4:38But I found me a video of me fucking somebody.
- 4:42I didn't. It was, yeah, it was 30 minutes.
- 4:44It was on. A real film.
- 4:46Yes. It was a.
- 4:47Real, actual film. And I was like, I don't remember
- 4:49this guy. I don't.
- 4:51I'm looking at his face. I'm looking at his Dick, and it
- 4:54was funny because I remembered his Dick more so than I
- 4:57remembered him. And it wasn't like a big massive
- 4:59Dick or anything, but it was very distinct because he was
- 5:02like really nicely shaved and it was like smooth Dick.
- 5:05Oh. Love that it was nice.
- 5:07I like when they look like Ken dolls.
- 5:09Very shaved. Yeah, but it shows like oral sex
- 5:12on both ways. And I was like, oh, this, this
- 5:14is a nice video. I'm a big fan of like home
- 5:16videos. I we were just talking about
- 5:18this in the dungeon earlier but I had a friend let me know they
- 5:23like to rewatch view of us quite often even though they probably
- 5:26should have and it was just really high.
- 5:29So I was like ohh, several. Times a month, yeah.
- 5:33I was like, wow, you miss me? Yes.
- 5:38To myth about us. Right, yeah, there.
- 5:41There's something fun about watching your own stuff back.
- 5:45I am though, very conceited, so I'm like, yeah, I'd watch myself
- 5:49fuck. Hey, nothing wrong.
- 5:51I'm like. Patrick Bateman movie like in
- 5:54the mirror watching myself. Fuck.
- 5:56Well, you know, it's interesting, Abby, when you've
- 5:58ever sent videos or you've posted videos, it's like extreme
- 6:01bondage. Oh yeah, it's always extreme,
- 6:03which I love. I think that's so creative that
- 6:05you know you go all out and doing it.
- 6:08Oh yeah, I put my whole heart into it.
- 6:12So unfortunately this guy didn't want to do bondage.
- 6:15Or pain. Or pain, yeah.
- 6:17So it kind of limits a lot, but ultimately.
- 6:21It was just anal. I mean anal stretching,
- 6:24humiliation, it is like interesting because usually
- 6:28pains involved in that because I feel like anal stretching is
- 6:31uncomfortable. So it's kind of like one of
- 6:33those. I was a little shocked or he
- 6:34didn't even like want to be like really spanked even.
- 6:36I was like, oh. Well, I loved when Abby was just
- 6:40like Lube is for pussies like why are you doing this?
- 6:43And I was like, he is a pussy. Well, we're.
- 6:45What the things we were putting in his ass?
- 6:48If there was no Lube, we might need a doctor and some stitches.
- 6:54OK, so Barbie, we put you brought the fucking machine out.
- 6:57So tell us about the fucking machine and what happened.
- 7:00The fucking. Machine didn't even touch his
- 7:02ass. It was the blowjob machine today
- 7:06and he like balances it on the edge of the cooler with the rug
- 7:10on it and about falls off. I'm like, let's not break our
- 7:13fucking machine. And so I had to like slide a
- 7:16second cooler over there and I was just laughing because we
- 7:20have so much nice furniture and nice supplies.
- 7:22But I think he likes the vibe of it being like.
- 7:26Dirty. Yeah, like you definitely got
- 7:28the vibe he wants it filthy. Like he wants the stuff to look
- 7:31like a scary ass video because it's like he wanted it to be
- 7:35like he would pick the interesting place is like he
- 7:37wanted to be like on the concrete bend over a metal
- 7:40chair. And I'm like, we got cushions
- 7:43and he's like, no, no, I need this to look like I got
- 7:46kidnapped. And it was great, really.
- 7:52And then you said when he pulled out the dildo out of his mouth.
- 7:57Oh my gosh, what he what is the fetish he's in?
- 8:01He's into black domination, Black power, you know, Black
- 8:05lives matter. He's he's.
- 8:06Very a white guy and he was sucking the dildo and out of
- 8:11nowhere pops it out of his mouth and yells Black Lives Matter.
- 8:15And none of us were expecting him to do that.
- 8:17He had not said anything like that the whole time.
- 8:20And I almost, I had to lock in so hard because we were on film
- 8:23and I almost started laughing and I'm like this happening to
- 8:26get fired from being a domination.
- 8:29Yeah, that was great. It was just so enthusiastic.
- 8:34Yeah, it really was. So ultimately, Abby, as you're
- 8:38pushing all this shit into his ass.
- 8:40Well, Abby, you should talk more.
- 8:41You, you are over the fucking moon, bitch.
- 8:45I. Was over the moon.
- 8:46I enjoyed every of it. He's scared of you.
- 8:51He was. He was like, oh, easy, easy.
- 8:55Abby was like come here, come here.
- 8:57Take it, I'm going. To feed you.
- 8:59And he was like, please. I got, I got all my hand in.
- 9:04Him. I think you got both hands a
- 9:06foot. God I wish I had gotten my.
- 9:09Foot, you should have done this on the Yeah for the double hand.
- 9:13Fisting is the gesture I was doing for all those who can't
- 9:16see. Right.
- 9:17Yeah, yeah. The next time we should see if
- 9:19you'd sit down on a foot. Oh yeah.
- 9:22Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm gladly getting my.
- 9:23Foot. Yeah, just happy.
- 9:27Just happy foot he's. Down my happy, so brave I.
- 9:32Might have a glove. Or something on my.
- 9:34Foot, you know, latex sock with the toes so you can wiggle your
- 9:37toes around in there. Oh, I was going to say Saran
- 9:40Wrap, but that's even better, Yeah.
- 9:41Maybe I can get somebody to buy me a pair of Latex.
- 9:44Oh, I wish somebody would buy Abby a pair of latex socks and
- 9:48toes. Her Abby is Abby on Fetlife if
- 9:52you would like to buy her latex socks and toes.
- 9:55If you buy them, she'll stick it up your ass.
- 9:57Oh yeah. For sure.
- 10:01Yes, that's awesome. I've been on such a latex kick
- 10:05recently. Like I've been so into it.
- 10:07Like I've really been like, you know, I've been buying pieces
- 10:10and stuff. I'm yes, it's just so much fun.
- 10:13I think the favorite part of of shoving something in his ass was
- 10:18the monster drink. That.
- 10:19Because I got to shove the whole entire thing in his ass and then
- 10:24when he was done with it getting in his ass, then I made him
- 10:28drink it. We did, yeah.
- 10:30He. Was messy with it.
- 10:31He poured it all down his chest, down his little little dicky.
- 10:34Oh yeah. Yeah, well, I was telling you
- 10:36all while we're getting ready to do this, that I had sent the
- 10:40previous video that Liv and I did with the monster drink and I
- 10:43sent it to certain someone and he said he watched it and
- 10:47literally threw up because he was drinking a monster drink.
- 10:51It wasn't that bad. It was really crazy.
- 10:55I mean it, I think that's what it was.
- 10:57It was more intense and crazy that someone would do that and
- 11:01it was so fucking huge. Yeah, it is a jump and a skip
- 11:04because it's like, why did, how did we get here?
- 11:06You know? Yes, I feel like that's where he
- 11:08started and never turned back. Yeah.
- 11:11Personally, I would have been drinking a monster drink while
- 11:13shoving a monster drinking his ass.
- 11:15You know, we could do that. Like, imagine we put like a a
- 11:18bottle of soda in someone's ass, a Coca-Cola bottle.
- 11:21Let somebody open it, make another shot, drink it.
- 11:23Yes. Do that.
- 11:25I think it's just the idea of the pain, of thinking about the
- 11:28pain and how intense it could be.
- 11:31But man, he fucking takes it like a rock star.
- 11:33He did. He did.
- 11:34He took my thick 8 inch like it was no problem.
- 11:37I felt like I was throwing a hot dog down the hallway because it
- 11:40was like that shit was loose as hell.
- 11:43Yeah. But he's trained so hard.
- 11:46Yes. Yeah, I fucked him after the
- 11:48milk can and the the the Fanta and after the the monster.
- 11:53So, like, he was nice. My my little dildo did not stand
- 11:57a chance against that kind. It was swallowed whole.
- 12:00He probably didn't feel it. That's funny shit.
- 12:06So ultimately now the ending of it all, which was interesting
- 12:11because Barbie's like, yeah, you know, after Abby had pushed it
- 12:14in and pushed it in and you went from one thing to the next
- 12:18thing, he was kind of just tiring out.
- 12:20And so at the very end, he was like playing with his his clit.
- 12:24He was calling it his clit. And Barbie started egging him
- 12:28on. Then Abby started egging him on.
- 12:30I was like, this is kind of great footage.
- 12:31I'm going to go back. He's like, yeah, it's my white
- 12:34clit. It's my white little white clit.
- 12:36And this is my cunt. I'm like God, you know?
- 12:39Again, love is enthusiastic. I keep going, wait to tell you
- 12:42to stop jerking off. Keep jerking off, bitch.
- 12:45I'm like 20 feet away yelling at him.
- 12:48And I couldn't help but to jerk off with my big old black cock.
- 12:51Right in front of. Him right in front of him.
- 12:53Well, he. Was awesome.
- 12:54Abby, you were directly in the splash zone because I.
- 12:58Yeah, one time she hit his Dick and it literally came back.
- 13:03With with. Like the Lube and I was like, Oh
- 13:06my God, I'm whistling on my pants.
- 13:08Oh God, I'm going to step back. I always try to keep my hands
- 13:13clean in the dungeon. I'm a bit like a germaphobe in
- 13:15there and there's been one or two times where I've gone to
- 13:18grab something and there was like just come on it and I just
- 13:20look at my hand like. Oh God, I.
- 13:29Wish I could have been a fly on that wall.
- 13:32I just having to lock in so I don't seem like a pussy in front
- 13:34of everybody going under. Alcohol wipes around.
- 13:39Oh Lord yeah, that was something else.
- 13:41My favorite part of the entire session was he brought a dozen
- 13:45fake eggs and he said I want you to shove these eggs in my ass
- 13:50and call me a white chicken bitch.
- 13:53And so we did. We shove the eggs up the ass and
- 13:56called him a white chicken bitch.
- 13:57And then I go dance for us chicken bitch and he starts.
- 14:02And I wasn't expecting the enthusiasm that we got.
- 14:05It wasn't just a bok Bok and like waving the arc.
- 14:08He full lawn with both feet jumping off the ground,
- 14:12squawking, yelling. And then after like 30 seconds
- 14:15he just popped that little booty up and pushed them eggs slam
- 14:19out. They shot across the pool.
- 14:20We were dodging them. It was like a little crazy.
- 14:23I felt like he was shooting a cannon at us because he didn't
- 14:26warn us when he was going to do it.
- 14:29I thought he would be like, you know, I thought there'd be more
- 14:31of a show of the eggs coming out because I thought, you know,
- 14:34he'd want us to be like, now. Put the eggs.
- 14:36Out, you know, like force him to No, he loaded that cannon and
- 14:39fired at will. Very funny for me.
- 14:43What was your favorite part? Oh my God, first of all, that
- 14:46description. That was my.
- 14:47Favorite part? Yeah.
- 14:49But you know, I picture that there used to be this cool kids
- 14:53vending machine when I was a kid, and it was a cute little
- 14:55chicken sitting on its nest. And it had all these eggs and
- 14:59you'd put in your dime or your quarter and it went clock,
- 15:02clock, clock, clock, clock. And then it would pop out the
- 15:05egg. And I was like, Oh my God,
- 15:07that's what he just did. It was.
- 15:09It was so funny. It was.
- 15:11Crazy. It was.
- 15:12I would have liked it more if the eggs were real so when he
- 15:14pooped them out they just cracked onto the floor.
- 15:16Yes, I wish that too, because. I feel like how loose he was, he
- 15:20could have taken an egg without breaking it.
- 15:22Eggs are pretty hard. Yeah, what?
- 15:25Is your favorite part Abby? Oh, I enjoyed it all.
- 15:28Yeah, we had to pull Abby out of there.
- 15:31We had to get the train gun. I I wanted to just keep going.
- 15:35Yeah, we. Had to pull her by the waist and
- 15:36like OK, he's enough it's enough he's.
- 15:38Trying to get in the car, she's like.
- 15:40Wait. He's like, I got to go.
- 15:45He was laying across. And he's like, OK.
- 15:50Enough, enough and and Abby's just like.
- 15:53Slowly dry. It was so funny.
- 15:55I didn't know. I didn't even know Abby heard
- 15:57him because he said pull out, pull out and then I go and like
- 16:01he's like a fast I go, Abby pull out and she goes.
- 16:03I am what? The slowest I've ever seen
- 16:08someone pull a hand out of somebody?
- 16:10It probably took 35 seconds. It was so fucking funny.
- 16:14Just that I am. But that was my favorite part
- 16:17because I was like, what is taking so long to go around?
- 16:21That was great. He.
- 16:24He. Was I like that he knew what he
- 16:25wanted. He was like, I want Barbie to
- 16:27stand here. So the Dicks in the background,
- 16:29Abby do this. You hold my legs.
- 16:31I want the under angle and I'm like, you know what?
- 16:34Love that love when you come in, know what you want.
- 16:37It's easy to do and. You can still be in charge.
- 16:40Because it is, you know, you can always work with people to
- 16:43figure out the fantasy and figure out what they like.
- 16:46But there's something really refreshing about someone who
- 16:48comes in and they're like, here it is.
- 16:50Yes. Because then you're like, I
- 16:52don't have to guess. We don't have to like beat her
- 16:53on the Bush. We know exactly what we're doing
- 16:55and we have so much fun with it. Because like when you have new
- 16:58people, you kind of got to ease it.
- 17:00You got to figure out the dos and don'ts.
- 17:02But no seasoned bottoms are real fun because they already know
- 17:06what they can take, what they can't.
- 17:07So really it's just like free reign.
- 17:09It's super cool. Because half the time you don't
- 17:11know with so many people, a lot of new people just don't even
- 17:15know what they want. Yeah, they've or they've never
- 17:17even tried it. You know, the guys we get coming
- 17:19in that want to get pegged by the biggest dildo we have can't
- 17:22even end up taking a fucking Fender in the ass because I've
- 17:25never done anal training and they just don't know how it
- 17:27works. So it is like interesting to
- 17:29have a guy be like, I want to be stretched, then actually be able
- 17:32to get stretched because we we could do so I want to all the
- 17:35time. Can't do it.
- 17:37Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
- 17:39I think that you'd really touched on that point too, but I
- 17:42was still thinking this was honestly one of my favorite
- 17:45parts is at the at the very end, he purposely said, yeah, I want
- 17:49you to put the camera down and do the up, you know, So it's
- 17:54just sees exactly as her words are going into.
- 17:58Oh, for context, we wrote Abby's name on the length of the dildo
- 18:04while we were fucking him. So in the video from underneath,
- 18:07you're watching the name go in and out, and we were trying to
- 18:09be like, oh, only two more letters, only three more
- 18:12letters. Thank you for that description.
- 18:15Yes, because I kind of stood back, obviously, because you
- 18:17have the camera and I was doing that and I was watching.
- 18:20And then after you were done, you're like, yeah, the best part
- 18:23is look at the scenery. It's so beautiful.
- 18:25I was like, all I'm going to see is this fucking asshole.
- 18:27You're talking about the tree. She's getting getting fucked in
- 18:31the ass 6 inches from my face. I'm like, it's beautiful out.
- 18:36And the best part is my name is not a short name.
- 18:39So he was a good trooper and took a good amount of Dick.
- 18:45He took about that whole thing. Oh yeah.
- 18:49Yeah, and that's a good 12/14 inch he.
- 18:51Probably can taste it. Oh God, yeah, yeah.
- 18:56Oh, we got to talk about when he started riding Abby that yeah.
- 19:01You. I was literally shoving it in
- 19:04his ass. He.
- 19:05Could not get enough of that Dick inside of him.
- 19:09I've never seen a man jump for joy so much to write a Dick.
- 19:12It was crazy. It was it was fun.
- 19:14He was really into that. Oh yeah, you really played into
- 19:17the fantasy like it was yours. I feel like he liked that part.
- 19:20Well, it was my Dick. You know what it was, and you
- 19:23came so much inside of him. Yeah.
- 19:25Oh yeah. Yeah, you were extremely
- 19:27expressive, Like I'm getting ready to come.
- 19:28I'm getting ready to come. I was like, Oh my God, she's
- 19:31making it so. You know what, I just, it felt
- 19:35like a perfect pairing. It did 'cause it was like the
- 19:38extremities, like how, like how enthusiastic you are to do like
- 19:42all this, I mean. All my orgasms.
- 19:45Yeah, it's just because, like he likes such extreme things.
- 19:48You're so like, enthusiastic about it that it just mish
- 19:52perfectly because it's like the kind of things like he likes.
- 19:56You really do have to have like a good attitude when you're
- 19:58doing it or you're not going to have a good time like. 1000%.
- 20:02You have to be able to laugh a little bit and like have fun
- 20:04with it or you just not going to be able to, you know, and you
- 20:07just had so much fun. And I'm like, he's if he comes
- 20:09back like he's definitely he's going to want to play with you.
- 20:13He's going to be like, where's that yet, right?
- 20:16Where have you? That's great.
- 20:19We will have to get a bigger bottle of soda next time then.
- 20:23We all four should see him. Me.
- 20:25You live? Yeah.
- 20:27Mia, he'd love that. The funny thing is, we're all
- 20:31drinking Fanta now. He shoved A Fanta bottle up his
- 20:36ass and we only shoved one up his ass and he brought a case
- 20:39and so he's like y'all can keep it and so now we're drinking the
- 20:42ass Fanta. We didn't drink the protein
- 20:48shake though. We let.
- 20:49We just threw that out. Was he?
- 20:52He told Liv, like this time he didn't take anything, but the
- 20:56time before he told Liv that he just washes those things off and
- 21:00gives them to his roommates? Yeah.
- 21:05Interesting, interesting, very, very interesting.
- 21:08Part of the cake it has that because that's just so unethical
- 21:13that like goes against the Geneva Convention.
- 21:15Like if I found out, like if I found out a roommate of mine
- 21:19gave me a drink that had been previously in their anal cavity,
- 21:23I yes, you would have to come bail me out, Mia.
- 21:25It would be a whole issue and 1/2.
- 21:27It would be. I've.
- 21:29Done that with cucumbers before. Do you know he said that he did
- 21:32that with cucumber? Girls, there's not one thing you
- 21:35could tell me he put in his ass and I wouldn't believe you.
- 21:37Yeah, you could be like, he got a fork in there or something.
- 21:40I'd be like. They served it on a salad,
- 21:42though, and gave it to his partner's family and friends
- 21:45that came over that night for dinner.
- 21:47He had that has to be part of the kid.
- 21:49Oh God. There, you don't do that unless
- 21:52it's part of the game. No, no way.
- 21:54Given everyone dysentery. I said I'm just like, wow.
- 21:58See, like I'm not yucky as Yum. I'm talking specifically now
- 22:02about the sanitary aspect. Stick whatever you want in your
- 22:05ass, dispose of it properly or you eat it.
- 22:10Yes, then I could get behind it because if your fetish was OK,
- 22:14now I eat my ass cucumber. Now that's fine because to me
- 22:18that's like similar to when guys like want to eat their own cum.
- 22:21Sure, absolutely. Or they want to put something
- 22:24like a popsicle in your in your pussy and then lick it after.
- 22:28You know, that's cool. I've heard of girls putting ice
- 22:31in there. I've done that several times
- 22:34before, ice cubes and. Broken.
- 22:36You don't get frostbite. The frozen the the plastic
- 22:40frozen pieces that you put in the freezer and then put in your
- 22:44water bottle. That's the craziest thing you've
- 22:46put inside yourself. Let's see, I've put candy bars
- 22:50and then make somebody. Wear ones.
- 22:52Yes. Did they break?
- 22:54Heath bars and. Oh, Heath.
- 22:55I'm thinking. Hershey's.
- 22:57I've done her, I've done, I've done with, I've done, yeah, I've
- 23:06done all kinds of. Different foods, George.
- 23:09Yes. She got 4 inches of George
- 23:15inside of her. Oh, George, like I mentioned,
- 23:19you love. Her.
- 23:21That is hilarious. George is or Doug, whatever you
- 23:24know him as Doug, if you're nasty, is our what, 4 inch
- 23:29diameter, 14 inch dildo? Yeah.
- 23:31Huge. He's.
- 23:32George or Doug, however you want to call him.
- 23:35Once his middleman, he. Has gone inside of me quite a
- 23:38bit. Did I ever tell you I you said
- 23:41on a lunch? Yeah, I had a dude and he took
- 23:44like like 6 or so inches. It was like a proper fucking and
- 23:48I, I had, I haven't used it since that was like a year or so
- 23:51ago. But I was like I was so shocked
- 23:54because he he didn't like when visually the asshole looked so
- 23:58normal. You know how sometimes you can
- 24:00tell like when someone like works on stretching, like
- 24:02visually he he came in and and I think it's his first time at the
- 24:07dungeon. And I was like, OK, like we can
- 24:09start small. Like, you know, and he was like,
- 24:12I'm not the big one and I'm like, I'm going to start you
- 24:14small. Every deal that I put in there
- 24:17easy light sucked it up. Yes, I got to the biggest one
- 24:21that the step down from Doug, which is significantly smaller
- 24:25still. And it went in so easy.
- 24:27I was like, fine, we'll try Doug.
- 24:30And. I had to put a Femidon on it,
- 24:32like you know, the female condoms.
- 24:34I took the ring out of it and put it on there so it actually
- 24:37fit Doug like a condom. And so I put it in, get in about
- 24:416 or 7 inches and then I was actually going to fuck him with
- 24:45it and he took it for a while like at.
- 24:47Least for you. Oh, I don't remember, because I
- 24:49don't care if they do. I don't care if they do or not,
- 24:52it makes it more. That's between them and their
- 24:54Dick they got. They have their time to come.
- 24:58Say something about it if you want to come.
- 25:01My favorite part is to send them off right before they come.
- 25:03I do like to make them. Yeah, pull up your panties and
- 25:07leave bitch. Bye.
- 25:09Have fun with the hard on. Hope it hurts.
- 25:12Leave. With a blue ball.
- 25:13I love that blue's my favorite color.
- 25:18Wow. OK, kids.
- 25:20That's been exciting. I think we're going to call it
- 25:23that. That's been interesting.
- 25:25If you would like to hear more about what Abbys had inside of
- 25:28her, you're just going to tune back in for the next episode of
- 25:30Mistress Me is Podcast. Oh my God.
- 25:37Okay. Too fun.
- 25:38All right. Promote the party.
- 25:40Do you want to tell them about the party?
- 25:41Please? By all means.
- 25:42OK, we've already talked about it before, but we're going to
- 25:45talk about it until it happens. On May 8th, Mistress Mia's
- 25:48Dungeon is presenting Club Dominate, our debut club night.
- 25:52It's going to be a giant party. We're so excited.
- 25:55We're going to have DJ's, beds, a smoking room, a full bar.
- 25:59We're going to have hot Go go dancers.
- 26:01There's going to be live demos. As of right now, we have a vac
- 26:05bed demo going on. We have a CBT demo.
- 26:08Madam Lib is going to be doing some banking live.
- 26:11We have some cool stuff going on.
- 26:12We got pole dancer so super excited.
- 26:16If you want, if you're interested, contact Mia on
- 26:18Fetlife. And also if you listen to this
- 26:21podcast and you plan on going to the party, you are not going to
- 26:25be marked as going unless you RSVP with Mia and buy your
- 26:29ticket ahead of time. This is a presale event only.
- 26:32You cannot show up day of. If you are interested in going,
- 26:36you must buy your ticket. We're going to be posting that
- 26:38on Fetlife at some time sometime soon.
- 26:41Just remember prepaid only. You have to RSVP with us.
- 26:45Yep, all three of us are going to be there.
- 26:47All four of us and I'm looking I'm.
- 26:49Looking forward to torturing someone.
- 26:52Oh. Yes.
- 26:53At least at least a few. I already have a few people I'm
- 26:56going to torture. Perfect.
- 26:58So that's going to our debut night club dominate and we're
- 27:02all going to be there. It's going to be a great time.
- 27:03It's. Going to be actually the most
- 27:05fun anyone's ever had. Absolutely.
- 27:07Debatably the best time on the planet.
- 27:10Absolutely. And people, it's interesting
- 27:14because the people have reached out, they've have not heard
- 27:17anything like that here locally. So the fact that we have people,
- 27:22we have someone coming down from Chicago houses, yeah.
- 27:26We have like I've, I've looked at some of the people who've
- 27:28contacted me about it and you know, there's a lot of
- 27:30interesting people because, you know, sometimes at parties it's
- 27:34just, you know, the normal crowd and stuff.
- 27:36But like, I feel like we got some interesting faces coming
- 27:39and I'm really excited to see what comes through.
- 27:41I saw we have some like, you know, full rubber people that
- 27:45are interested in coming, but you don't see a lot of the full
- 27:49out like high end latex. So I think that's super cool to
- 27:52have. Like, it's just, I like our
- 27:55events a lot because I feel like we're able to mix all the
- 27:57different sides of the community to have one big fun party, you
- 28:01know, or everyone can just be there.
- 28:04All equals having a good time. Absolutely, and I think that's
- 28:08the best part of what we do is that it's all inclusive.
- 28:10So everyone is welcome to come. I love.
- 28:12That we don't do gender pricing. Everyone gets in the same.
- 28:15Absolutely cause. Fucking is fucking don't matter.
- 28:18That's right, clubbing is clubbing, you know, it's
- 28:20whatever we wanna do and that's how it's gonna be.
- 28:23Oh, we'll also have like a cool photo booth going on.
- 28:25We'll have vendors. We just have so much stuff
- 28:27happening and we're just excited about it.
- 28:29So we could talk about it all day.
- 28:30But we. Won't.
- 28:31Yeah, Carnal Coyote will be here too.
- 28:33Yeah, so even better. All right, so ladies, until
- 28:37then, this has been the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.