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Kerry's Conspiring Wives from August 27th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: How do you want to start this whole thing?
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  Speaker 2: Well, what started this all was for my husband's birthday,
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: I planned a little getaway to California to go to
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: a concert. As I've told you, I have a trombone
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: shorty problem. And he was playing at, there's this cool
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: vineyard in Paso Robles. And it's like a red butte
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: sized vineyard. kind of amphitheater they have at the winery.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: So it's a really cool place to go see a show.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: So I planned a little weekend getaway there. And the
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  Speaker 2: concert was on Sunday, which meant, oh, well, we'll take
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Monday and maybe Tuesday off. We'll make a whole trip.
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  Speaker 3: Out of it.
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  Speaker 2: So I was leaving, and then Bill was doing his
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: Bear Lake thing, which is where he is right now.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: So with these competing vacations... And I have been saying
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: to Carrie Jackson for weeks now that he needs a break.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: He needs a vacation. Yeah. Cause, cause he's been on vacation,
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  Speaker 2: but they're like vacations with a lot going on and
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of people. And like, I'm like, you need
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  Speaker 2: just to go somewhere and maybe just by yourself and,
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  Speaker 2: and have a nice go, go somewhere that makes you happy.
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  Speaker 2: Like maybe Disneyland. And I've been saying this. And apparently.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: Well, you texted my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, okay, back up. All right. Carrie wouldn't go
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: to his wife and say, I want to go be
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  Speaker 2: at a dance. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: He wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, we need to push him. He's not
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  Speaker 2: going to do this unless we push him. So I
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  Speaker 2: texted Sue and I said, Sue, I really think Carrie
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  Speaker 2: needs a break. We've had a lot... Let's be honest.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: We have had a lot going on here behind the scenes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of uncomfortable....
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  Speaker 1: Stressful.
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  Speaker 2: Stressful stuff going on behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 1: My therapist is tired of talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: And so.
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  Speaker 2: Me bugging Carrie to go on a trip, he's never
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  Speaker 2: going to go home and say, Sue, I'm going out
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  Speaker 2: of town.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I texted Sue and I said, can you please
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: make your husband go out of town? He needs a break.
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  Speaker 4: Real quick, does it need to be out of town
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  Speaker 4: or can it be like a staycation?
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  Speaker 1: Well, see, that was my plan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was just to stay home.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Because I like a staycation.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: I enjoy a staycation.
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  Speaker 2: But I felt like he needed... Because you're in a
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  Speaker 2: different mindset when you go somewhere. Sure. Because when you're home,
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  Speaker 2: you look around the house and you think about things
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  Speaker 2: you need to do around the house.
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  Speaker 4: That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: Go somewhere else. And so.
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  Speaker 3: So she sits me down at dinner that day that
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: you sent the text.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And says, what have you got to... What time does
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  Speaker 3: a geek show end tomorrow?
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: I said, oh, we'll be done by 12, 1230, something
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  Speaker 1: like that. She goes, hmm, I think you should go
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  Speaker 1: to Disneyland.
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  Speaker 4: I went, huh?
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  Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, I've taken a look at flights. Here's
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  Speaker 1: what's available.
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  Speaker 3: That place you like to stay at is, you know,
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  Speaker 3: still got a couple of rooms left.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're going to do it, you better hurry.
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  Speaker 3: And so I think you should go to the parks
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  Speaker 3: Sunday and Monday and then come home Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: And I went.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Did you know Gina had texted her?
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  Speaker 1: Not at that moment.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Not at that moment. I said, I'm doing the
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  Speaker 3: math in my head about, you know, this is going
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  Speaker 3: to be pricey.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's last minute.
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  Speaker 1: And she said, well, don't worry about it. Here's the flights.
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  Speaker 3: Pick which one works best for you. And you probably
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  Speaker 3: want to come back early on Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: And I went, okay, twist my arm. You broke me down. I'll...
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  Speaker 1: I'll do it. So quickly booked it that day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I got on the plane on Saturday after Geek Show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Flew down and checked into the hotel. Everything was great.
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  Speaker 3: And I was at the parks. I rode Guardians of
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  Speaker 3: the Galaxy five times. Excellent.
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  Speaker 2: See, when you go by yourself, you don't have to
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  Speaker 2: be on anybody else's timetable or anybody else's preferences.
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  Speaker 4: And you get the single rider line.
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: And then there's the single rider line, especially for the
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: Millennium Falcon.
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  Speaker 1: You can just go right on.
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  Speaker 3: The problem is that you always wind up being the engineer.
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  Speaker 4: Explain to me what the engineer is.
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  Speaker 3: There are six positions on the Millennium Falcon. There's two pilots.
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  Speaker 3: And the first two pilots, one handles.
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  Speaker 1: The ship going up and down, the other one makes
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  Speaker 1: it go left and right.
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  Speaker 4: What does the engineer do?
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  Speaker 1: We get the exciting job of catching packages. Cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: But if you go signal, that's what happens usually because
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  Speaker 3: everybody wants to be something else anyway.
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  Speaker 1: But no, it's terrific. You're on your own schedule.
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  Speaker 3: And I said to myself, I'm not buying things because
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't want more crap in my house.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting rid of my crap. Katie, we got to talk.
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  Speaker 3: But I did see a package of action figures there.
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  Speaker 3: And they're the old Mego action figures from like 74,
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  Speaker 3: from when I.
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  Speaker 1: Was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: And I had them all and played the hell out
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  Speaker 3: of them and destroyed them. But they're reproductions. And I
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  Speaker 3: remember I had my Hulk one that I really liked.
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  Speaker 3: And he broke and got rid of him. And then
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  Speaker 3: you go online to look for them, and they're all,
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  Speaker 3: you know, classic ones, and they cost hundreds of dollars.
• 6:04
  Speaker 3: But this one was, it was a set of four,
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  Speaker 3: because they had Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and Hulk.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought, okay, I'm going to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was $ 100.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay.
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  Speaker 3: So then I got thinking, you know, they redesigned the
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: Napa Rose, which is a Michelin star restaurant inside the
• 6:22
  Speaker 3: Grand Californian Hotel. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They've redesigned it. There's a new chef. There's a new menu.
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  Speaker 3: And that was my secret place to go because the.
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  Speaker 1: Back patio, no one was ever out on the back patio.
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  Speaker 3: And I would go back there and the waiter would
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  Speaker 3: keep bringing me wine and I'd watch the fireworks.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I passed out there once. Nice. Very nice.
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  Speaker 1: But now they've taken that over and remodeled it. And
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  Speaker 1: they said, well, I said, I just one person. Can
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: you fit me in? Well, you have to make a
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  Speaker 1: reservation on the app.
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  Speaker 2: Everything's on the app now.
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  Speaker 1: They make it so damn difficult.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just standing here. Can I go sit at the bar?
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  Speaker 1: Is there a stool at the bar? And they said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go on the app. And I went on the app
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  Speaker 1: and I went, okay, one person. So they said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: be here at 530.
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  Speaker 3: I sit down and it's the chef's table thing.
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  Speaker 2: Where they just bring you stuff?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what?
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted some spaghetti or something. It turned out
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  Speaker 3: I got, I got hooked into a tasting menu.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and then you're stuck with whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm not going to eat all that,
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  Speaker 3: but the chefs are right there and they keep bringing
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  Speaker 3: you things.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: So that wound up costing a lot more than I anticipated. But, uh,
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  Speaker 3: so I was great. I was great until Monday afternoon. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you what happened Monday afternoon?
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  Speaker 4: I hope so. Cause we have time to fill, but.
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  Speaker 2: Um, So Monday afternoon, I'm at a wine tasting in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the country. And we'd been there for
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: a while. And there's no cell service there at all.
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  Speaker 2: And I looked down at my phone and I had
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  Speaker 2: 28 text messages from Carrie and Bill. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my God, something's blowing up here. It's stuff that
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  Speaker 2: we're not going to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: But it was a conference call with our attorney. I
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  Speaker 1: will say that.
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  Speaker 2: And so. I'm like driving around the California countryside trying
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  Speaker 2: to find service so I can get on this conference.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm doing that on my vacation. Carrie's at Disneyland.
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  Speaker 4: On his vacation.
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  Speaker 2: Having the same.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and Bill's on his vacation, and each of you
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  Speaker 4: are getting dragged into this.
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  Speaker 3: It's because one attorney decided to speak to another attorney
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  Speaker 3: and give a deadline.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, great.
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  Speaker 2: So we're all trying to get a way to... De-stress.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: About that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And while we're... And while we're... And while we're trying
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: to do the de-stressing about that, that follows us here.
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 2: So my end point of all this is we all
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  Speaker 2: need another.
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  Speaker 1: Another vacation. Because I was exhausted when I got home. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: So there's that.
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  Speaker 1: I know. You poor people.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: You sound rested.
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  Speaker 4: You sound very rested.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.