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S24 Ep11 Hot Crossed Viagra, Fresh From the Vatican Bakery
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The Brians have been called upon once again to stimulate Pope Francis and his satanic empire. A new marketing campaign will bring the Catatonic Church in line with modern thinking, plunging it into the Dark Ages where it had it proudest and cruelest successes.
Select individuals will be pulled from the crowd under the Papal balcony this Easter and nailed to buses, donkey drawn vehicles and bicycles all over Rome, just like the good old days.
In return for this glorious service the Brians will be rewarded with another sainthood and a seat on the board of the Catholic Nailing…
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