Ice Cream Man (2026) Movie Review
This week on the Couch of the Dead, we went to the theater for Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man, and this movie came loaded with blood, gore, possessed kids, and some seriously ridiculous kills.
We break down the movie from beginning to end in this spoiler-filled review, talking about the story, characters, practical effects, creative death scenes, and the supernatural ice cream man at the center of it all.
Was it scary? Not really. Was it gory? Absolutely. Was it fun? Definitely. But we also had plenty of problems with the story, including some massive plot holes and moments that made us seriously…
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