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Full EP | 1200 Sexual Assaults at Cornell from 2018-2024; Jamal Kingsley on One Voyage Jeopardy; Actor and Comedian Niecy Nash Joins DLHS Crew; Woman Cancels Date Because of Man’s Attire; and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 2: I came across something that I can't say I'm shocked by.
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  Speaker 2: So they are saying from 2018 to 2024, they were
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  Speaker 2: over 1200 sexual assaults at Cornell, Cornell university, 1200. So, um,
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  Speaker 2: in that span of time, that would have been, that
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  Speaker 2: would work out to one every other day. And I
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  Speaker 2: think that that's not too dissimilar to a scenario that
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  Speaker 2: often play. I mean, maybe the numbers vary, but I
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  Speaker 2: think that that is a fairly common phenomenon. Um, And
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  Speaker 2: what struck me the most about that is that there
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  Speaker 2: were only seven cases where the people who were accused
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  Speaker 2: were either expelled or dealt with in any kind of
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  Speaker 2: disciplinary way. Seven out of 1,207. Wow. And Cornell is
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  Speaker 2: one of the finest institutions of higher learning in the world.
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  Speaker 2: It isn't just a university. It is one of the richest,
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  Speaker 2: most powerful people in the world. So it's a pathway
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  Speaker 2: for the rich and the powerful. And it tells you
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  Speaker 2: a lot. It is because those people are rich and
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  Speaker 2: powerful that they get those kinds of deference. They get
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  Speaker 2: that kind of deference. I don't care if you went
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  Speaker 2: to Stanford. I don't care if you went to Cornell.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if you went to Harvard, Columbia. They
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  Speaker 2: are giving because of their wealth. And a lot of
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  Speaker 2: them probably a legacy. A lot of them are probably,
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  Speaker 2: you know, come from very wealthy families, even if they're
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  Speaker 2: not legacy.
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  Speaker 1: So they're dealt with entirely different. It also.
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  Speaker 2: It's why we have the pervasive influx of so many
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  Speaker 2: people who think that brutalizing women and children is not
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  Speaker 2: a big deal. These are the halls of power and
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  Speaker 2: they're they're allowed to literally rape and pillage at will.
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  Speaker 2: And then you wonder why you have presidents and lawyers,
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  Speaker 2: presidents and judges and Supreme Court justices. and heads of
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  Speaker 2: department and CEOs, you wonder why the idea that so
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  Speaker 2: many of those people feel they're entitled to do what
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  Speaker 2: they want, they're above the law.
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  Speaker 1: Is so pervasive.
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  Speaker 2: And so they grow up hearing nobody is above the law,
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  Speaker 2: but knowing they are.
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  Speaker 2: many times have you heard about somebody who went to
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  Speaker 2: one of these schools who was accused of sexual assault,
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  Speaker 2: and it still isn't appropriate?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How many times?
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  Speaker 3: More than you can count.
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  Speaker 2: How many times has a football player I don't care
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  Speaker 2: if it's a Supreme Court justice. I don't care if
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  Speaker 2: it's a president. I don't care if it's the CEO
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  Speaker 2: of a company. How many times have you heard somebody
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  Speaker 2: in the Ivy League school? I'm not even trying to
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  Speaker 2: name drop or hate. I'm telling you, he's got four
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  Speaker 2: sexual assault accusations, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Anything more than zero is pretty too many.
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  Speaker 1: I run out of one hand, right? I run out
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  Speaker 1: of one hand.
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  Speaker 2: How many does Donald Trump have? How many does the
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  Speaker 2: whole of his cabinet have?
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  Speaker 3: Shows not this long.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. I will say this. They are a
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  Speaker 2: rapey lot. And they're allowed to be. And it isn't
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  Speaker 2: just men that encourage them.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: It isn't. It isn't.
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  Speaker 2: We have a problem in this country where we literally
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  Speaker 2: let the most wealthy among us, whether it's financially or physically,
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  Speaker 2: rape and pillage.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: We do. And they call us barbarians. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: don't get. They literally get to rape and plunder, don't they?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You see it every day. The pirate party.
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  Speaker 2: I just and so and so and so I I
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  Speaker 2: can't you cannot be shocked when when when and we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about the schools that put the CEOs in place.
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  Speaker 2: heads of banking, the judges we have, the politicians we have,
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  Speaker 2: our lives are shaped, veritably shaped by the people that.
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  Speaker 1: Attend those colleges.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And get it, there's such a rapey lot and they
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  Speaker 2: get to decide what morality is.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't all give it away right now. I got
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  Speaker 1: a note from GDC.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to give it away. But we would
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  Speaker 3: want to curtail their futures, would we?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we would. Yes, we would.
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  Speaker 2: We'd be better off as a society if we didn't
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  Speaker 2: let morally bankrupt men run rampant all over us.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, being judged by.
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  Speaker 2: We would be a better world, a better country, and
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  Speaker 2: a better society if we didn't let men who were
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  Speaker 2: inclined to see to their base instincts run roughshod all
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  Speaker 2: over us while telling us what morality is.
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  Speaker 6: That's why they put each other in those positions of power.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: You got a judge who will oversee it.
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  Speaker 1: The judges.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: The heads of department, the people who put the crime
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  Speaker 2: statistics together.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. The people who tell us what crime looks like.
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  Speaker 2: The people that run our cities and run our states
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  Speaker 2: and run our municipalities and write the laws.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the old wink wink.
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  Speaker 2: The most morally bankrupt people on the face of the earth.
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  Speaker 1: And they're allowed to be.
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  Speaker 2: They're literally born with a silver spoon in their mouths
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  Speaker 2: and a foot in our a * *.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to do it. I ain't read it yet,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm just telling you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you.
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  Speaker 3: It's a cliff note to get your head.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you get inspired and nothing inspires me like white malfeasance.
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  Speaker 3: Man, you are an inspired individual. Well, he done gave
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  Speaker 3: us a big word today, malfeasance.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man. Don't act right.
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  Speaker 3: Don't act like a TV this morning.
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  Speaker 7: So act right.
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  Speaker 1: Give me the deference I deserve. Oh, another one.
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  Speaker 3: Deference.
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  Speaker 1: All right. There we go. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I done went from Harvard to Harvard. I done went
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  Speaker 1: from Harvard to Main Street. I'm so sorry. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's all.
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  Speaker 2: So I was reading a piece of information that came
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  Speaker 2: across my feed yesterday, I believe it was. And it
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  Speaker 2: said that from 2018 to 2024, there were over 1,200
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  Speaker 2: sexual assaults on Cornell's campuses. And out of those 1,200
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  Speaker 2: sexual assaults, only seven were disciplined, expulsion and the like.
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  Speaker 2: And that would work out to a sexual assault every
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  Speaker 2: other day. They were doing more assaulting than learning. And
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  Speaker 2: I would venture to say that if there were any,
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  Speaker 2: you know, cohesive study, comprehensive study done on Ivy League schools,
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  Speaker 2: I would say that it's a fairly, I guarantee you
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  Speaker 2: that it's not an uncommon thing. I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: many times we've heard of somebody going to one of
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  Speaker 2: these schools, whether they be a football player accused of
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  Speaker 2: sexual assault multiple times that went to an Ivy League
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  Speaker 2: school or a judge or president or governor or senator,
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  Speaker 2: because these Ivy League schools are veritable crimes. Tickets to success,
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  Speaker 2: they are the pathway to success. And a lot of
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  Speaker 2: times they're legacies. A lot of times just having that
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  Speaker 2: name on your diploma, having that name in your sphere
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  Speaker 2: is a pathway to ascension. I guarantee you there have
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  Speaker 2: been very few, if any, Supreme Court justices that hadn't
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  Speaker 2: gone there. There have been very few, if any, people
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  Speaker 2: who are governors or presidents or senators or congressmen. These
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  Speaker 2: schools are the farm system for success, the farm system
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  Speaker 2: for credibility and acceptance. And I would say this, that
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  Speaker 2: it is indicative of how they're treated.
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  Speaker 1: They grow up believing they are born.
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  Speaker 2: With a silver spoon in their mouth and a veritable
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  Speaker 2: boot in our asses. They get to do whatever they want.
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  Speaker 2: They are dealt with with kid gloves. They are treated
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  Speaker 2: that way because they have so much influence. They are
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  Speaker 2: the parents. They are the children of legacy parents. People
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  Speaker 2: are very rich. The tastemakers, the decision makers, the CEOs,
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  Speaker 2: the bankers, the judges, the ex-governors, all of them go there.
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  Speaker 1: It's a veritable farm system for success.
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  Speaker 2: And they are treated the way that we grow up
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  Speaker 2: believing that no one is above the law.
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  Speaker 1: They grow up knowing they are. And they get to
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  Speaker 1: literally rape and pillage.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot have a group of people that are dealt
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  Speaker 2: with that way through the course of their life. And
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  Speaker 2: you can't wonder why then you have a president who's
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  Speaker 2: accused of sexual assault by multiple people, a Supreme Court justice,
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  Speaker 2: another justice accused of sexual harassment, the whole of corporations
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  Speaker 2: who are having to pay out these exorbitant funds because
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  Speaker 2: they're accused of sexual harassment. How many pedophiles do we
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  Speaker 2: have in our sphere? How many people accused of fraud
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  Speaker 2: and malfeasance are in our sphere?
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  Speaker 1: Because they go to these schools and these schools are.
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  Speaker 2: Indicative of how they're treated their entire lives.
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  Speaker 1: And these are the people, these are the judges, these
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  Speaker 1: are the lawmakers who decide what morality is.
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  Speaker 2: They can assign barbarism to us while executing it themselves.
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  Speaker 2: What's more barbarous than taking something so precious from a
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  Speaker 2: woman or a child or committing fraud and taking what
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  Speaker 2: you want and doing what you want? And all the
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  Speaker 2: time people looking the other way while you raid the coffers.
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  Speaker 2: Who gets the benefit of the doubt like that and
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  Speaker 2: the benefit of the tax code like that and the
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  Speaker 2: benefit of influence like that?
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  Speaker 1: All the while telling us what morality is.
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  Speaker 2: All the while setting the template for what is acceptable behavior,
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  Speaker 2: but doing the most barbarous, heinous things on the face
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  Speaker 2: of the earth. They are literally, literally, how different are
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  Speaker 2: they than the barbarians they ascribe us to be?
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  Speaker 1: They say we are.
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  Speaker 2: They rape, and they pillage, and they steal, and they burn,
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  Speaker 2: and they do whatever they want all the time, being
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  Speaker 2: abetted by a system that says it's okay, because they
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  Speaker 2: are literally born with silver spoons.
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  Speaker 1: In their mouth. They literally get to do whatever.
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  Speaker 2: What is the discernible difference between somebody who does what
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  Speaker 2: they did in college and steal from us? How many frauds,
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  Speaker 2: people accused of fraud, are running either in office right
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  Speaker 2: now or.
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  Speaker 1: Having a chance to be in office right now?
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  Speaker 2: How many people accused of sexual assault or closely associated
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  Speaker 2: with pedophilia are in our sphere right now? And how
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  Speaker 2: many people went to these very schools and these very
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  Speaker 2: places that allow them to do it?
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  Speaker 1: They get to take and take and take and take.
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  Speaker 2: And do whatever they want because it's all set out
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  Speaker 2: for them, but all the while telling us what we
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  Speaker 2: are doing.
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  Speaker 1: There are factories of malfeasance, and they get to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Who are the murderers? Who are the rapists?
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  Speaker 2: Who are the child molesters? Who are the people that
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  Speaker 2: are defrauding people? It ain't the cat that went to
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  Speaker 2: a junior college. It is the people that have gone
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  Speaker 2: to the finest institutions of higher learning on the face
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  Speaker 2: of the earth, all while having the lowest character. That's
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  Speaker 4: to me to just throw a bunch of stuff out
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: there so you can forget about the important stuff.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I haven't forgotten Carmelo Anthony.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: And how, isn't it ironic that the, what is the
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: girl that killed Botham John?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Amber Geiger?
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: She's getting out.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Amber Geiger walks into an apartment that she didn't belong
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: to and shot the president of that man. A black
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: man in his underwear and eating ice cream. Let me
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: tell you something. You a bad boy if you a
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: grown man and you a black man and you can
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: eat ice cream?
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: You a bad boy.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: You know you comfortable because when you eat ice cream,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: you know you ain't going nowhere that day. You was
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: in for the night. It was a Friday night. You
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: was at home in your drawers eating ice cream. She
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: walks in and kills that kid. And she does seven years.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: It's out. Seven years. Austin, what is it?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Carmelo Anthony defended himself from a racist bully, and he
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: got 35. That's why I.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Think your system is a joke.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: When you tell me everything is bigger in Texas, I'm
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: going to ask you, is the bullshit too?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Is that what it is? We all know the answer
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: to that.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Stop it. You don't like what I say? I get it.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I understand. I'm not mandatory. You don't got to listen
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: to me. It's a la carte. You get to hear me.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: You don't have to.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: So listen to somebody else. Brandon Taylor got a podcast.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: You listen to him.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: No!
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Do whatever.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: Nobody want to hear from you anyway until they in
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: trouble and they want you to champion their cause.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you how.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: Many emails we get every day of people sending their
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: issues to us to send to you.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: We scream those out.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: And I can't tell you how many times I see them.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: And, you know, I don't want anything except that boy.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I just think it's unacceptable that you're trying to tell
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: me that kid died of nothing.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: That nobody's responsible for. Somebody is. He is back.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: This time with One Voice Jeopardy. Welcome Jamal Kingsley, the
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: militant man.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Here to play One Voice Jeopardy. This is where we
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: read lyrics from artists from the One Voyage crews. And
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: we will have people guess which artist it is.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Today's contestants, of course, our beloved Jasmine Sanders.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Winner, winner, winner.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: And our guest contestant, straight from the Congo. Marva, welcome
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: to the show.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Glad to be here.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Hurry up before immigration runs in.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: We ain't got time for this.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Go to ob2026.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Com and you'll get a list of the artists that perform.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: And so when I ask you these questions, it might
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: help you out. The first lyrics, Jasmine, are you ready?
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: Here we go.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Walked in this place, surprised to see.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: A big girl getting busy, just rocking to the go-go beat.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it, I know it, I know it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Who is it?
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: E.U.
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: Congratulations!
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Who was it?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: E.U.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I could.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: Have done that last week.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: You know, the easiest person to like that damn all that.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Morba, are you ready? Here are your lyrics.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: That's why I keep hitting them with this grammar. Letting
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: N-Words know that I'm the real mamma jamma.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Straight to the head, like a chronic sack. I passed
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: the mic, and yo, I passed it back. Come on,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: you know that. I don't.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. Now say it in Congolese. Now do the.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: It's the brat, Funktified.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: That's why I keep hitting them with this grammar.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: Letting all y'all know that I'm the real Mamma Jamma.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Straight to the head like a chronic sack. I passed
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: up my cook a brat. And you're a pasted bag.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. So, so, Funktified.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: All right, last one.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Funktified.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: All right, this is the last one. It should be easy.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Whoever knows it, jump in. There were many others after you.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Quite a few one-night stands.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Some of their names I can't remember.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Dave Hollister. Dave Hollister.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Dave Hollister.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Congratulations.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: There were many others after you.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Quite a few one-night stands. Some of their names I
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: can't remember. He, too, will also be on the One
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Voyage cruise.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Book your cabin today.
• 21:19
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• 21:23
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• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Don't wait. Secure your spot before it's too late.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Well, that's it for this week's edition of One Voyage Jeopardy.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Till the next time, book your tickets. My brethren.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Now it is time to present another diploma from D.L.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: School of Real Good Book Learning. Who do we have
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: on the phone?
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: This is Mary.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Mary.
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: Hi, Mary.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Mary got a great voice.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Hi.
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: Where are you calling us from, Mary?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I'm calling from Dallas.
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: Dallas?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: This must be the good part.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: This must be the good part.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's plain off.
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: I'm from Dallas, actually.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Ooh, suburbs.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Of course, Skip. Boy, you live in the suburb of Dallas, too, Dallas.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Don't you, Skip?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely. Mary, which suburb are you living in?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm in North Garland. Ooh. I bet you there's no
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Martin Luther King Boulevard over there. I know that.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: All right skip tell uh tell your suburban neighbor the
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: rules all.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Right what we're gonna do we uh we have you
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: in the uh the uh actually executive doctorate program for
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: deal school of real good book learning so.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: What i'm gonna do i'm gonna give you a word
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: A word you're going to have to use in a sentence.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: After you use it in a sentence, Jasmine will use
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: it in a sentence. Then D.L.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Will use it in a sentence. And we'll see which
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: one of you got it the closest, okay? Are you
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: ready for the word, Mary?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Today's word is pervicacity. Use pervicacity in a sentence.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: That we're going to have a perfect case that we're
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: going to beat Trump this year. All right.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: OK, that was her.
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: Her shot at it. Jasmine, perfect case. Perfect case. Kamala
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: Harris jumped into Mike Pence's ass during the debate.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. DL? This dude was talking slick to me
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: with all that perpetration.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: That sounds like something you would say for real.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've had a chance to say this.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: But we both got it right.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: No, I'm going to say Jasmine is probably the right.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: But don't worry, Mary. Mary, forget it. She may have
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: got the word right, but you got the diploma for D.L.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: School.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Well, go ahead and finish the sentence. I'll tell you,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: perfect Cassidy means stubbornness, willfulness. Like they were both guilty
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: of perfect Cassidy, but eventually they came to a compromise.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Wait, no, no, no. No, I said that dude stepped
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: up without that perfect cast. I think that's, no, no,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I said that. That's closer.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: That's closer.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: But I didn't want Mary to feel like she was
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: the only one that got it wrong.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: We know the girl, the woman from the suburbs didn't
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: come close. We're saying that, but she'll be all right.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe if you lived in Plano, you would know what
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: that meant.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: But you don't.
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: Mary, you don't listen to me.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Why don't you move to Grapevine and you'll understand.
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: What we're talking about.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Mary, Mary, you at work, Mary?
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Home.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: See?
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: See? You can do that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Suburb. That's how you can do it. Just break Wi-Fi. Yeah,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: I know they ain't doing, they ain't working from home
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: by the Redbird Mall.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I know that ain't happening. They at work.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: All right, Tim, tell.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: Her what she wants.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, we go, hey, we're going to shoot you a
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: diploma from D.L. School of Real Good Book Learning. Put
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: that right up there with your.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Uh, that master's degree that allows you to work from home.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: That fine home and car.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: All right, let's call somebody from Stop 6 in Fort Worth.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: We don't need all of this.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Mary. Thank you, Mary. I appreciate it.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: Y'all have a good day.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: You too.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: We're recognizing some of the funnest comedians, some you know
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: and some you don't. Welcome to the stage, Trey Tustin.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I found out that I don't like tall people. That's
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: just what it is. I see you, my man. Everything.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I hope none of your dreams come true. You know
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: what I mean? I really do. How tall are you,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: big dog?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: 6'8?
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: F * * * you, fam.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: What the hell? This is my problem with you, 6'8.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: You don't empathize with short people pain. 6'8, you don't
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: know what it's like to have to put your car
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: in park to put a gate code in. You have
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: no idea what that's like, 6'8. Every time I'm gonna
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: turn my attention trying to get my food through the
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: drive-thru with my foot on the brake, I'm like, come on,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: preach with me.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: This is insane right now.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I look crazy. No, I'm not gonna open this door.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna reach with me, you're like, Taco Bell's
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: gonna pay for this MRI. They're gonna pay for it
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: because it's burning through here. It's supposed to burn through here,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Taco Bell. You have no idea. You know look paying
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: for s * * *. Here you go, right there.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Bag, everything.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Give me the receipt.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Give me the receipt.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Appreciate that. Funny, funny, funny.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Remember that if you're going to be in Atlanta, Georgia,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I will be there this Friday at Symphony Hall along
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: with Don Lemon for the DL and DL Anything Goes.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: And the following day, we're going to be, we're in Indianapolis.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I know it's in Indianapolis.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Give me one second.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Juniors. Junius will figure it out. I'll stall while he's
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: I'll stall while he's doing it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: You got any music you can play? The elevator music?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Where's the Jeopardy music? Where's the Jeopardy music?
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: You can kill it now because you're going to be
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: at the Clothes Memorial Hall.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: The Clothes Memorial Hall? Yeah, I knew it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: It's going to be open when you get there, though.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Of course it's always going to be open when I
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: get there, baby boy.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: But on the 9th, you're going to be in the
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Atlanta Symphony Hall.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Atlanta Symphony Hall.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: And I can't be, end up being a symphony hall.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to sing my song.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Negro, Negro, Negro. Man, I did the Today Show today.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: And Al Roper and Craig Melvin, they look so damn young.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what are they doing? I'm sure.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Last time I saw a dude, the older black dude
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: that looked that young was Smokey Robinson. I'll tell you what,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Al and Craig's makeup is way different than the s * * *
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: they got at Fox News.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you something.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I think they, man, they use Glam Plumber 7 down there.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: They can't, oh my goodness.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: They use the same, they use the same makeup on
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: them as they use on Hugh Jackman.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You can't even tell, man.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for real.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, comedian actress Nissy Nash. How you doing?
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Hey, Nissy.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: Well done.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: I am so happy to be here. Likewise.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I just adore you.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Right back at you, for real.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I... I saw you.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I think it was a bunch of actresses and you
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: were talking. It was a clip of you talking about
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: how you didn't want to play any more sassy black
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: maids or sassy black friends.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: It was the Hollywood Reporter Roundtable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: And and you you spoke like I just it was
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: just such a plain spoken way to address an issue.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: And you can see them look like, I didn't know
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: she was going to say this.
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: Well, that's because when the interviewer asked the question, we
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: all went around and had to answer. And the question was,
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: what is it that you don't want to do? You know, people,
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: I don't want to be objectified by men. I don't
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: want to, you know, everybody had a list. And I
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: just was like, well, here's mine.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not interested.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I've done it.
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: You know, and I want to play something else other
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: than a sassy black something.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: Can you put a little more sass?
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: No, no, I sure can't. Right.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: I think that was a very important thing when I
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: saw it. I loved it because I felt, you know,
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: a lot of times as black women, you get pigeonholed
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: into being one particular thing. And, you know, you're so talented.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: Why do you have to play one particular role all
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: the time? It makes no sense.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: The interesting thing about that is that Hollywood was kind,
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: but they were very clear in that you have a lane.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: It was like you do over the top, you're over
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: the top, broad comedy. And they would not let me
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: do anything else. And even though I was like, you know,
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: I want to try this over here.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no. We got you right over.
• 29:40
  Speaker 9: Here.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: You keep doing that.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: You know, and we wanted to come with the neck
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: roll and the finger point and all of it.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: And I just was like, I'm over it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: And I finally got someone to see me for a
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: dramatic role. And that was when I did Getting On
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: on HBO.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: And I ended up being nominated for an Emmy. And
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I was like, see, he.
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: Told y'all I had to win.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I told y'all.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Now you're going to.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Roll your neck. You're going to learn today.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: You know, you've been on series after series after series.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Now you have your own.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: That's a testament not only to your talent, but to
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: how fine people are of you. Because I know a
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: lot of talented people who stay home a lot, too.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of talented people that can't seem to
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: find the lanes to keep their career.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Kind of moving along. And you always have. You go
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: from one thing to another.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I think that says something about who you are as
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: a performer and as a human being.
• 30:33
  Speaker 8: Well, first of all, thank you. And second of all,
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: the one thing that I will tell you is that
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: let me just say.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: How I move.
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: If I get a job, I'm going to make sure
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: some other people I know eat because of that job.
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: And I don't care what it is, PA, assistant, director.
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: You got music you can do.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Let me have it.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Let me submit it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: And so because I feel like I don't want to
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: be selfish in any blessing, I want to pay it
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: forward to multiple people.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: I just feel like the universe responds in kind. And
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: it just keeps circling around.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Right. I like to keep young people around, like Gar said,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't have to pay them.
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  Speaker 6: You know, it's funny.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Because no one would have slaves, but people would have interns.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't beat on me anything.
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  Speaker 7: That's nice.
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  Speaker 3: Not physically.
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  Speaker 1: Every day I come here and question myself.
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  Speaker 7: I don't beat on myself.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: This isn't the time for a group chat.
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  Speaker 4: Keep going.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
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  Speaker 7: We'll talk about my problems later. Niecy, thank you so
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  Speaker 7: much for joining us tonight. We really appreciate it. Remember,
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  Speaker 7: you can hear more of our discussion every day on
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  Speaker 7: our radio show. Check out the DLHughleyShow.com for local listings.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
• 31:53
  Speaker 10: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. Authorities
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  Speaker 10: in Georgia are investigating a mass shooting at a homecoming
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: party in Vienna, Georgia, where two men were killed and
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  Speaker 10: 35 others injured when gunfire broke out early Sunday morning.
• 32:05
  Speaker 10: Former Federal Trade Commission Chair Lena Kahn warned on ABC's
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: This Week that allowing artificial intelligence companies to self-regulate would
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: be an enormous mistake, pushing back against voluntary agreements made
• 32:17
  Speaker 10: at a recent White House summit. Off the coast of Massachusetts,
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: the Coast Guard searched nearly 2,800 square miles after discovering
• 32:24
  Speaker 10: a debris field near Nantucket in the search for six
• 32:27
  Speaker 10: missing people.
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  Speaker 3: Aboard a crashed Medevac jet.
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  Speaker 10: And a major study reveals that children exposed to secondhand
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  Speaker 10: vaping and tobacco smoke in the home suffer significantly higher
• 32:37
  Speaker 10: rates of severe asthma attacks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Sybil Wilkes. Be informed.
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  Speaker 3: Be empowered.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Jasmine, for sure. More of the D.L. Hughley Show is
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: coming up directly. It is the D.L. Hughley Show. It
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Remember, if you're going to be in Atlanta this Friday,
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  Speaker 2: DL and DL, anything goes. We'll be at the Symphony
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Hall in Atlanta, Georgia. That'll be this Friday. Then the
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: following day, Saturday, I think the 10th of October, we
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: will be at the close of Memorial Hall. closed Memorial
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Hall in Indianapolis, Naptown. So come on, check us out.
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  Speaker 2: I think we are in interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Times right now. And I say that all the.
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  Speaker 2: Time, but I think as we get closer to the election,
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  Speaker 2: you'll see how more desperate people become.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: And I heard somebody saying this, that I think that
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: we are, Skip, we talk about this all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think this man has any intention of I
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: think he's going to do everything and anything in his
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: power to destabilize the election and to hold on to
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  Speaker 2: power however he can.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't building that ballroom for anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: The good thing about it is he's so stupid and
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  Speaker 2: sick that I don't think he knows. He ain't hard
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  Speaker 2: to find. Just follow the smell of the dirty diaper.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: It ain't really hard to find him.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Where's Papa Pope when you need him?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Jeez. I just, I just, I see these, boy, and
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: you know what?
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  Speaker 2: It's so many people from the rural farmers to, well,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Ted Nugent is off that train. Isn't it funny how
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: he can lose farmers? He could lose, you know, political opponents,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: like the people, people that were on the sides, you know,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: commentators and podcast bros, but you know who holds on?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: These shoe booty n * * * * s, they
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: will hang on.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: But I guess if you ain't got nowhere else to go.
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  Speaker 7: But you get nothing for it.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: I don't understand.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Well, they don't have nowhere else to go. What other
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: move do they have?
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: Shoot.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. There are enough people. Like,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: white people can blend into the shadows.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: There are the shadows. Where are they going to go?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: We know what you said. It ain't no, what are
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you going to say?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Where are you going to go? What are you going
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: to do? We know what side you were on. We
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: know what you said. We know what happened to us
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: in particular.
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  Speaker 6: And usually if you pick a side, the side that
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: you pick will pick up for you. They will defend you.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: It will take care of you when you suffer your consequences.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: But they never do. They get nothing for that. They
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: shoot booty for nothing.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: And one thing they do about it, one thing MAGA,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I will say, is consistent about that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: They don't care about white people either. They don't care
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: about them either.
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: Nope.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: They don't care about them either. This dude cares about
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: one thing, money. That's it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: All.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and they're so dumb, it's taking them too long
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: to figure it out, though.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: They are dumb, though. They love a dumb, common d * * *, boy,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: they do. I swear to God.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Here he is, the military man, Jamal Kingsley, returning to
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: This is Jamal Kingsley, the military man, here to expose
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: racism hidden in our everyday lives. Why is it official
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Apple AirPods only come in white? Is it because white
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: is always in your ear trying to tell you something?
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: And why is it a black piece of coal is
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: worth hardly nothing? But if you take that same black
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: coal and put heat and pressure on it, it turns
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: into a white diamond and then it's valuable. Are you
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: trying to say long as you black, you don't have
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: much value, but soon as you.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Turn white, you are priceless? Think about it, my brother.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: And why is it, on White Cat Mountains, you can ski, sled, toboggan,
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: have all kinds of fun. But on the black hills
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: of South Dakota, all you can do is look at them.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Is it because you can't have fun unless you're white?
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Think about it, my brother. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Militant Man. And until next time, stay woke and think
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: about it, my brother.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, man.
• 37:21
  Speaker 10: Yes, man.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Tell these good people what's trending.
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: Wow, did you see Royce White's interview with Vlad? Yeah,
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: the guy who wants to now sue the WNBA and
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: also sue the NBA as well.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: Because he says if he's not allowed to play or
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: at least, I guess, available to be picked up for
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: one of the teams for the draft, he's going to
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: sue him. He's like, listen, it's not my fault. I
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: woke up one day and I realized that I was
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: a woman. And you think about it, you know, they say,
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: and now it sounds a little bit tongue-in-cheek, right? Because
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: he's saying things like, you know, if they say that
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: to qualify as a woman, all you have to do
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: is say, I am a woman.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Ain't this a dude who scared his.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: His partner, the mother of his kid is so bad,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: he got a 50-year restraining order. Yeah, he does. He
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: has a 50-year restraining order. That might be him. And
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: you're not in the league because you're not a woman,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: because you're a woman. You're in the league because you
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: won't fly.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: So if you're going to blow $ 10 million because you're
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: scared to fly.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: That don't make you a woman.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: That makes you a bitch.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Would that make sense he.
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: Never just sounded so silly like he was saying things
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: like I would have shown up with my wig you
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: know but it's so hard to deal with it you
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: know and it was only 1999 it just sounded it
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: just sounded so fake and just I don't know I don't.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Know because they're still playing the game nobody cares about
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: that no more because everybody's starving to.
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: Death yeah that's exactly right nobody cares about it because they're.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: So I wouldn't I don't respect the dude that can't
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: man I don't care what you have to do if
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I was making that much money I was the number
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: one draft pick he's the top ten draft pick wasn't
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: he Skip Yeah, he was up there.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Man, I used to date me and put me on
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: this plane. Let me get this bread.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Period.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Period.
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: Anyway, finally trending. This is hilarious. This guy took to
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: social media. This has over half a million views. He
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: took to social media because he said that a girl
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: canceled a date with him because of his outfit.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: What do you have on?
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm going to show you what he had on.
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: He had on a sequined kind of top. And matching. Well,
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: the pants weren't matching, but they were also kind of
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: sequence-y like they had a lot of sparkles on them
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: so the pants had sparkles the top had sparkles and
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: he went to the end and was like yo what's
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: up with my outfit is this bad and people were
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: like you look like a disco.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Ball oh wow he looked like a TV dinner.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Only Prince can get away with this.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: How do you handle a hungry man?
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: How do you handle a man handler? Maybe he's just
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: a fly, unique, kind of, you know, I don't know,
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: eclectic guy. Yeah, you know, that doesn't, that doesn't, that doesn't.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: But my thing is, why did you send a picture
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: of your outfit in the first place?
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  Speaker 1: He liked it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: What kind of date is this? He liked it. Yeah, baby,
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: look what you're getting ready to get. You're getting ready
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: to get all this right here, sparkled up just for you.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: He's a background singer in Vegas.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Liberace, did he play a piano?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a secret. I think
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: it's all together.
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: I think it was a lot. He was like, I
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: probably dodged a bullet anyway. When you look at my outfit,
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: my outfit is fly. When you look at the pants,
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: and it is a little shiny. I'm not going to lie.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And then he got white socks on. Come on, man.
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: I mean, you know, that might be his get down.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: It wasn't hers because she canceled on him, and he
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: was pissed. He was like, I was ready.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: I'm one of them tigers from Siegfried and Roy.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: That's going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Remember that if you were going to be in Atlanta
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: this Friday, I'll be at Symphony Hall.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Along with D.L. for D.L. and D.L.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Don Lemon and D.L. Hughley for the Anything Goes Tour.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: The following day, we're going to be the closed auditorium.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: In Indianapolis. So come check us out if you take
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: a notion.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: That is the ninth in Atlanta, and that is the
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: tenth in Indianapolis.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: So skip my man Cheatham. What did you learn today,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: baby boy?
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: You know, I just want to say thanks. I had
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: a chance to, once again, this is like the third
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: year in a row I had to host the Living
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Legends Award, and it was in Atlanta this year, so
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: I had a good time out there, man. I got
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: a chance to see a lot of people, a lot
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: of industry people out there, and we had just a
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: great time, man.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: So appreciate it.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Did you eat well?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: No, I was working. I didn't eat.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: I didn't eat. They all sit down at the burger.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I promise you, I didn't eat. Even last year, I
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: didn't eat.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I know your food-loving ass ate something. I didn't know
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: you ate something.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Not during that time.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Nope. A burger? Nothing?
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I did not eat anything. It was all sir day.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: I got to shuck a jive on the stage while
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: they're eating.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Well, listen here, Darkie. I don't believe you one minute.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: I swear to God I don't.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I don't believe one thing coming out your mouth. Coming
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: up on the next D.O.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, sometimes people get really upset with the things
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: I say, so we can give them an opportunity to
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: vent with our segment called.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: F you, DL Hughley. And plus, we're going to honor
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: someone as benevolent as the human being of the week.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: It is the DL Hughley Show. We will definitely see
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: you on the other side. Kyle, my favorite short bus operator.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Pull that string. We gots to go.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Ciao, ciao.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show. See you on the other side.