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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 49 - Telluride Style · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Dude, well I didn't do it again? Of do you
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  Speaker 1: mean to smell that one? Let and get a fucking
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  Speaker 1: crack of it. It's only right that Owe gets to
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  Speaker 1: smell some salt. But does it taste like salt? She
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  Speaker 1: let my boy Frank taste it. See if it's actually good.
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit, that just undeviated my septum. It's like having
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  Speaker 1: a sea pat machine. Oh, it's lingering in my note.
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  Speaker 1: I got salt boogers like a coke booger. But was
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  Speaker 1: with salt? Ready?
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  Speaker 6: Is the video on? H oh Man?
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  Speaker 1: Are you buzzing? And now?
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  Speaker 6: Do that like a genuinely hurt? That wasn't like? That
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  Speaker 6: was nothing like the ones that we did on the act.
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  Speaker 1: Did it hurt so good or just a plain old hurt?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I can see how he will do that
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  Speaker 6: before lifting?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that you could suck?
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  Speaker 6: Every muscle in my body was activated?
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  Speaker 1: You could hit a pr on the squat easily. I
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  Speaker 1: tried to do a popper before lifting one time, and
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  Speaker 1: I just shipped myself. My butthole was so loose. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?
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  Speaker 6: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Yea, that ship must be contrived either that out there's
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  Speaker 1: an insurrection going on in the lobby, which I don't like. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: What would you guys, what would you do if there's
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  Speaker 1: an active shooter in here right now.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, dude, I can't even think about anything
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  Speaker 6: besides those salts. Oh, and do something that's awesome, You're
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  Speaker 6: gonna be like blown, Like make sure you don't like
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  Speaker 6: break anything over there, because are strong.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't go right over it.
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  Speaker 6: I'd never experience anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: They're giving a franky chant out there. Give you another
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  Speaker 1: crack at them, give you another crack owing. You do
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  Speaker 1: have to like lean over them like.
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  Speaker 6: You're uh, dude, those things are a rude awakening. I
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  Speaker 6: wish we didn't put the water in them. What do
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  Speaker 6: you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 6: It started out, are we recording? It started out and
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  Speaker 6: we did them in and it said it was I
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  Speaker 6: was just shaking up into a Then you say put
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  Speaker 6: water in it to activate it. A teaspoon of water,
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  Speaker 6: But my god, they are strong.
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  Speaker 1: It goes straight up my right nostrils. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: It makes me acutely and.
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  Speaker 6: Start bleeding instantly. I don't even know if I want
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  Speaker 6: to do it again.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck.
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  Speaker 6: It feels like when we were trying to touch that
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  Speaker 6: that lighter in l A that shocks you. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: like I don't want I don't want to do it again,
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  Speaker 6: but I need to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're addicted to the fucking where'd you get these
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  Speaker 1: smelling salt trim dude? Right up the left? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I want to see if it can open up my
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  Speaker 1: left nostrils. You're left dominant my nose.
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  Speaker 7: Is it possible to make your nose bleed? Because it
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  Speaker 7: feels like my nose is gonna start gushing blood. Oh
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  Speaker 7: I feel it in my eyeball, just spraying blood out.
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  Speaker 7: That went right to my eyeball. I went straight to
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  Speaker 7: my balls.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Well, can do them again?
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  Speaker 1: Goddamn god, damn.
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  Speaker 6: I'm definitely good for now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that first
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  Speaker 6: one sent me out of my seat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen anything like that.
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  Speaker 6: Shit off of Devlin's desk.
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  Speaker 1: Well what were you doing on Devlin's desk? Just snooping looking,
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  Speaker 1: just snooping around.
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  Speaker 6: They were unopened. He's a brand new did he was
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  Speaker 6: probably saving them wards. Smelling salts Hockey smelling salt is
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  Speaker 6: formulated for cold conditions.
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  Speaker 1: Those are for the outdoors. That's an outdoor salt.
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  Speaker 6: Do not remove cotton ball at one teaspoon of water
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  Speaker 6: using spoon provided closed lid, Tightly shake well on cap
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  Speaker 6: sniff perform that's perform lid slightly salted, tightly keep lid
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  Speaker 6: tightly sealed.
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  Speaker 1: When not in US, he confused lightly salted with tightly sealed.
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  Speaker 1: I guess hell, yes, you're gonna have to fucking pay
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  Speaker 1: Devlin whatever Colombian drug lord he got those off of.
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  Speaker 6: Oh all right, ready, yeah, all right, what is up everybody?
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  Speaker 6: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 6: is Monday, March fourteenth. We're back in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: We're going off the salts.
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  Speaker 6: Gone off the salts.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's doing to my body,
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  Speaker 1: but my brain is fucking percolating. It feels my brain
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  Speaker 1: feels like rainbow road.
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  Speaker 6: I feel fine now. That last one wasn't fun though,
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  Speaker 6: it just hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know why people do it. I guess
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  Speaker 1: people need to wake up or I feel.
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  Speaker 6: Like someone was just putting an ice pick up my nose.
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  Speaker 6: It's only going to my left of nostril too.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like they used to do surgery by putting
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  Speaker 1: ice picks like up people's noses and in people's brains.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I feel like that was a common thing
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  Speaker 1: and then they just replaced that with smelling salt. What
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck have you been doing? Brother? Back in
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  Speaker 1: the studio, You've been in fucking Colorado, Dude. Put me on.
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  Speaker 1: How your trip was, Dude, I'm curious. I haven't spoken
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  Speaker 1: with you except for the few minutes before this.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it was good. It was an awesome trip. And
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  Speaker 6: I got back last night at like ten, so I'm
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  Speaker 6: a little sleepy still.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck, bro, that sounds pretty late still on my jet lag.
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  Speaker 1: Well a two hour time zoning difference.
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  Speaker 6: It's only nine o'clock where I'm from.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that you would ever live in Colorado?
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  Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, one hundred per Yeah. Denver was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're loose gun laws that they have out there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone's just like super friendly and it was a
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  Speaker 6: nice time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: By Buddy Bow's roommates were awesome, very nice guys.
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  Speaker 1: You look comfortable in hiking gear. Oh yeah, hiking boots
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Like that's your aesthetic. I think
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  Speaker 1: I think that's your look.
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  Speaker 6: We weren't even planning on hiking.
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  Speaker 1: You're a hike beast.
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  Speaker 6: We weren't even playing on hiking. I just had the
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  Speaker 6: spikes and the boots with me.
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  Speaker 1: You had your crampons.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I always keep them with me.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, spikes, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No, they're not crampons, bro. Crampons are a whole different thing.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you need micro spikes? Is it like cleats
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  Speaker 1: like that you would use for playing soccer something sort of?
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  Speaker 6: It's just because it's like there was snow all on
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  Speaker 6: the ground, so like you're not sliding around it as much.
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  Speaker 1: Got it, got it?
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  Speaker 6: Got it, get more of a grip on the snow.
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  Speaker 1: And what was that baby ass peak that you summitted?
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  Speaker 1: I know they'll give it you shit about it. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it looked like a fine view.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, then I thought it was at war.
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  Speaker 1: In the comments, people thought it was a lookout. What
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  Speaker 1: the fuck is? What's the difference?
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  Speaker 6: Like a lookout? It's like something you just drive up
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  Speaker 6: to and you walk out to the got it, got it?
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  Speaker 6: But it wasn't. I mean, it was like a three
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  Speaker 6: mile it was. It wasn't a crazy hike it at all.
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  Speaker 6: It was pretty easy.
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  Speaker 1: Did people think that you were bragging about it, being
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  Speaker 1: like you're fucking Vasco to Gammas, I fucking worldly explored?
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  Speaker 1: Or they were just trying to give you ship.
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  Speaker 6: I think they were trying to people love to give
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  Speaker 6: you ship, dude, now I think it was uh, I
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  Speaker 6: think it was called First and Second Flat Iron. I
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  Speaker 6: think it was like three miles and it was the
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  Speaker 6: elevation games like oney eight hundred, I think on.
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  Speaker 1: Top of fifty two eighty already.
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  Speaker 6: Uh yeah, we were. That was in Boulder. We drove
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  Speaker 6: out to Boulder for that, me and my buddy Matt.
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  Speaker 1: Because was it like the Chainsmoker song.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know the song, Yeah you do, I don't
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  Speaker 6: baby on me clo oh yeah, I hate that's.
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  Speaker 1: All made back and bolder. After the when we went
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  Speaker 1: to get a drink after the the game we went
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  Speaker 1: to in Boulder, the Storm Chasers game, that song came
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  Speaker 1: on and they fucking sang it like it was dreams
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  Speaker 1: and nightmares. They fucking the whole club. It is the
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  Speaker 1: meek milit to Philly.
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  Speaker 6: Now Boulder is really like really pretty, but apparently it's
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  Speaker 6: not so like Denver. I mean, this is just.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we should start a maybe we should be the
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  Speaker 1: active shooters.
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  Speaker 6: And I have a feeling what he did isn't worth
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  Speaker 6: a champ.
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  Speaker 1: Now I think that there's filming something and somebody's making
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  Speaker 1: that I.
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  Speaker 6: Can like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, some like that of cook like like some some
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  Speaker 1: reason I think there's changing frank now or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's dumb as fuck.
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  Speaker 6: So we were staying out in Denver for the for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
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  Speaker 6: because when my buddy lives, and my god, if you
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  Speaker 6: saw his house that he's staying in and how much
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  Speaker 6: he pays, you would want to kill yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Is it nice?
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  Speaker 6: Dude? He has like a full like that, Like it's
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  Speaker 6: a it's the size of like a normal house.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 6: Is it like a collegey house or is it like
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  Speaker 6: it's a house, living room, kitchen, dining room, mansion?
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  Speaker 1: What was it a row house? Is it like a
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  Speaker 1: Colorado style home with like exposed wood that feels like
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  Speaker 1: a lodge. No, it was just a house, just a
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  Speaker 1: nice ass house house.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck that dude, And he pays like eight hundred a month.
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  Speaker 1: I'd fucking killed to be in a house.
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  Speaker 6: It was so sick and like like he like made
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  Speaker 6: us like breakfast and stuff and it was like we
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  Speaker 6: sat at like the island while he made Denver armless. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What a fucking legend.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, awesome place.
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  Speaker 1: You should you should fucking start up, uh barstool Midwest
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  Speaker 1: or wherever the fuck is barstool mountain time. We're completely
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  Speaker 1: underrepresented in the in the mountain time area. I know,
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  Speaker 1: there's no what what other cities are even in mountain time?
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  Speaker 1: Is there anything else noteworthy other than Colorado, Utah? Are
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  Speaker 1: they mountain time? So what's what's West Time? Is it
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  Speaker 1: only the coast?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think So you got to take over fucking you
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  Speaker 1: got to take over Denver. You're a Denver dude, through
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  Speaker 1: and through.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Denver was nice, but it's like, so Denver's not
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  Speaker 6: like like when you when I like, I've only been
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  Speaker 6: to Denver once before this, and it's not like in
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  Speaker 6: the mountains. It's like far from the mountains. Denver is yeah,
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  Speaker 6: boulders like in the mountains, it's not that far, Like
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  Speaker 6: it's like thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, dude, my wife was in Denver this week.
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  Speaker 6: Oh really, that's not true because you told me you
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  Speaker 6: were on vacation with her.
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  Speaker 1: She met me up in Florida from Denver. She flew
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  Speaker 1: direct from Denver.
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  Speaker 6: What was she doing in Denver?
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  Speaker 1: She was hiking some eighteen hundred foot a lookout.
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  Speaker 6: No, it wasn't a lookout, big big mistake.
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  Speaker 1: No, she said, it was a look out. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that she'd lie about it being a lookout.
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  Speaker 6: She said it was nice because like you didn't need spikes.
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  Speaker 1: We just walk up there in vance low tops. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't even need ankle support.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. The people there are funny though, Like they're they're
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  Speaker 6: so like laid back, and we would like see people
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  Speaker 6: on the mountain and we'd be like, hey, how far
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  Speaker 6: is it to the peak? And they'd be like, oh man,
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  Speaker 6: it's you're almost there, man, and just like go on
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  Speaker 6: about their day. Like they're exactly like what you'd expect
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  Speaker 6: them to be, like crunchy. Yeah, oh shit, Like they're
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  Speaker 6: just like blown away that you asked that question.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't expect.
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  Speaker 6: What is this a fucking ambush?
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  Speaker 1: She's trying to enjoy nature is part of my curated
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  Speaker 1: nature experience. But that's funny as fuck. They they like
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  Speaker 1: guns out there, though, I feel like they are like
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  Speaker 1: people are laid back but also acutely aware of like
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  Speaker 1: what their rights are and like what America is built on.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, I mean not the people that I was with,
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  Speaker 6: they didn't have any guns.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't have any Were they aware of their rights?
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  Speaker 6: Probably not? Damn wrong crowd I was hanging with the
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  Speaker 6: wrong crowd.
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  Speaker 1: Completely blowing my misconception or my preconceived notions. So how's
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  Speaker 1: how's Bolder different from downtown Denver? Or were you staying downtown?
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  Speaker 6: I mean we weren't. We weren't really like in Boulder
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  Speaker 6: that much. Boulder felt like a lot more like a
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  Speaker 6: college area everyone that we saw there, or we just
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  Speaker 6: like went to a seven eleven before we went on
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  Speaker 6: our hike, but it was like all like students walking around.
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  Speaker 1: Did anybody recognize you in the seven eleven?
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  Speaker 6: No? I had my shades on.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, did you really buy like eight hundred dollars worth
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  Speaker 1: of north Face ship before the trip? Wait? Did I
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  Speaker 1: say that I did?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? When did I say that?
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  Speaker 1: I forget, I don't know. Are you trying to No?
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  Speaker 6: No, I remember saying it on something, but I don't
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  Speaker 6: remember what when. Oh I think I said it on
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  Speaker 6: the yakbe No. No, I didn't buy anything in our face.
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  Speaker 1: Oh did you buy new ship though? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I bought hiking pants, and I bought some long John's
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  Speaker 6: and I bought two pairs of wool socks.
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  Speaker 1: Did you need them? Yeah? It wound up being a
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  Speaker 1: good purchase.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the hiking pants were great Columbia sixty dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was scanning your outfit afterwards, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this dude is not faced out. This guy's not fun.
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  Speaker 6: It also facing the hikes, like it's so warm because
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  Speaker 6: the sun whose are closer to the sun, so it's
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  Speaker 6: like it's cold at some point, but then like if
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  Speaker 6: you're up on like the amount like that, it's usually
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  Speaker 6: pretty warm.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. The sun's only like sixty miles away. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: think I'm capping.
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't even I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I told you I'm not gonna fucking lie anymore about
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  Speaker 1: any shit like that. In your guard is still up.
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  Speaker 1: We were doing that bracketbuster thing picking Davidson, and you
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  Speaker 1: thought that you were getting duped. You thought Davidson wasn't
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  Speaker 1: a real school.
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  Speaker 6: I had to look it up like a hundred times.
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  Speaker 6: We'll figure out if they were in March Madness.
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  Speaker 1: Or not a hundred times. What happened the first ninety
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  Speaker 1: nine I.
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  Speaker 6: Kept on looking up like top picks, and they're nowhere
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  Speaker 6: near the top for top picks. When I had to
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  Speaker 6: look up every single team in March Madness twenty twenty two,
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  Speaker 6: Why wouldn't you just look up Davidson March Madness twenty two.
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  Speaker 6: I looked up Davidson and they are a basket They
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  Speaker 6: were a basketball team. I just didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're there for a boys skeet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah he's going through it.
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  Speaker 1: You're out of the game on skee You checked out
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  Speaker 1: on that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't remember what what made me write that?
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  Speaker 1: Sixty much space?
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  Speaker 6: Oh damn the space or to the sun to space
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  Speaker 6: to space. That's big difference.
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  Speaker 1: All right, bro, I met space dude. So I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't intentionally lying, but I was lying. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: in fact I snoped myself immediately.
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  Speaker 6: You did.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so you didn't know what you were saying about
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: when you were talking about your boy Ski.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: I think I was just annoyed of seeing it on Twitter.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: It's every single one. It might be the biggest pop
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: culture moment of our lifetimes. Yeah, nothing's been so covered
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  Speaker 1: in fucking such detail. Yeah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: The whole thing that I'm not a fan of is like,
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: so there was like a big rumor when mac Miller
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: died that like Pete Davidson was sending like intimate pictures
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: of him and Ariana Grandezo mac Miller. But then are
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  Speaker 6: you Gonna. Grande's brother said that that wasn't true and
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: that didn't happen, like it was just a rumor. And
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  Speaker 6: now this thing with Kanye is coming out and now
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  Speaker 6: everyone's like, well now, it kind of makes it seem
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: like the thing with Mac Miller did happen.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I uh.
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: But also I mean I don't obviously we don't know
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: what was happening with like Matt because it wasn't like
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: public at all. But I mean, Pete Davidson, in my
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: opinion on this, in this scenario, didn't really do anything wrong.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's getting harassed.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Oh really, I'm in the I'm in the other camp.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I think that Pete Davidson is completely in the wrong,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: and it all stems from those text messages he sent yesterday.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, I thought this was you fucking pussy. I've
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: been super nice to you. It's like you just called
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: him like a dickhead, Like you're just like calling him.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: It seems like he was like getting angry and then
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: like backpedaling. Yeah, just in like the four screenshots. But
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: I don't, I don't care. I don't think we shouldn't
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: talk about this. We shouldn't. No one gives a fuck.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I think the entire world gets a fuck. I
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: think that this is literally getting more media coverage than
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: the war in Ukraine right now.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh definitely. I didn't even know that was still happening.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I thought they laid down their guns. Yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: I think I just don't want the mac Miller thing
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: to be true at all, so I'm just like not
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: thinking about it, But now I feel like it could
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: definitely be true.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Bro, you don't do Mac like that.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, but I'm not saying you. I'm saying Pete,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: you don't do Mac like that.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: But the fact that he sent that picture to Kanye, Like,
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: what he did to Kanye is exactly what people were
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: saying that he did to mac Miller. But then it
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: got that got right now, yeah, and then that got dismissed,
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: and then like, I.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Mean, I could even see him being dick headish to Kanye,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: because Kanye has been a dickhead him. But I don't
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: think that. I don't think that mac Miller really has
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: that malicious.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: Streak in him to like be harassing Pete.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I doubt that mac Miller was harassing No.
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: That's why I don't think it was true, But it
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: just is weird that, like what he was accused of
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: doing to mac Miller, he just did to Kanye.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Is he a terrible person?
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: No, Do you see he's going to outer space too?
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Who's he going with all the time? It's interesting?
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: I thought, please, But didn't they just announce his new
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: show like three days before? Did they? He's got a
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: lot going on? Really, that show is gonna flop hard through.
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: What show is it? It's like just it's just like
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: a sitcom about him. Yeah, it's a curb style show.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah I saw that. Yeah, you think it's
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: gonna fly?
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: What's it gonna be?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, like it's gonna be the curb your enthusiasm if
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: Larry David was just fucking supermodels.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he isn't like really a sympathetic character. All the
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: good will he bet Like build having a dead dad
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: is like out the window now.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Like it's funny. Larry David's funny because he's like a
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: goofy old man. Yeah, and he's also fucking hysterical.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: And has like a sharply acute like sense of humor
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: that he has like tuned over his entire life and
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: like built into like a certain sense of humor that
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: like tons of people can relate to and it's like
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: an archetype. Yeah, I don't really think Pete Davison has that.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: No, I don't. I don't think. I mean, I think
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: Pete Davidson's funny. I think his stand up's funny. I
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: don't really love him on SNL anymore, dude.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I was watching the Critics Choice Awards last night and
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: it was like Best Supporting Actor in a Limited Series.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: One of the nominees was Bowen Yang from Fucking I
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: was fucking shocked.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's he got a nomination. I think he won
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: an Emmy last year for SNL, Like all the SNL
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: people win Emmys.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Am I like, uh, is my like hand on the
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: stove and I can't tell it's hot? Like, am I
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: completely off out of like off base thinking that he.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Sucks bow and Yang? Yeah?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Or why do people? Why why is he like the
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: he's like goat face? Why is he their their goat
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: right now? I as a comedian, I mean I come
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: to you as a comedian. I don't the comedy.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: I really hated him in the beginning and now I
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: just like don't really mind. I mean he now it
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: just seems like he's just one of everyone else, Like
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: he's not like I don't think he's like unbearable anymore.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: But the iceberg sketch that he did was like the
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: worst thing I've ever seen that got nominated for Emmy's itself. Yeah,
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: and that just was like their only way of doing
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: like a dark humor joke. But they had to do
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: something that happened like five hundred years ago.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Mm hm, oh they could.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: You can't make fun of it, Like they could have
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: just done like it would have been funny if you
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: I would saying like it would have been funny if
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: he was just like wearing the twin towers on his head.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, and but that was within the last five but
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: that was like too.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Recent for them, right, So what if they would have
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: been like worried about getting in trouble.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: As soon as the last person from the Titanic died,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, we could fucking crack jokes on these
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: dumb asses now, Yeah, I can't wait.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: It's just like, why why would you like the type
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: making a joke about the Titanic is like and like
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: the Iceberg from It's like that's so long ago and
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: and that's yeah, that's and it just wasn't funny either.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe I need to get my weight up
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: and that my hate up. Though I watched I thought.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: The I thought. I watched them SNL recently. The one
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: they did this week about the Amazon to go on
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: was pretty funny.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: It's tough because they hire good people and.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: They just like, fuck them. I don't know what's going
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: on there.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: You should fucking get in there and knockhead.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Maybe we should do some gonzo journalism.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should. Fucking you should go undercover as an writer,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: get hired. You should get hired undercover though, Yeah, and.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: Then explain to everything, to everyone what's happening. I'm sure
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: they make you sign like a thousand NDA's before.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: You Yeah, and then they just yeah, they own everything.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: They own all your thoughts and words.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Do they own? If you send in a sketch pack,
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: they own it. They own it. They can hire you
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: and use your sketches. Also, they can not hire you
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: and still use your sketches.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: That they're like just this shadow corporation behind the Pete
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Davis and Kim Kardashian relationship. Oh that just an extended
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: sketch They're like, you have to fuck her, and he's like,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I don't wanna. Lauren Michaels is just guiding his dick
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: into Kim Kardashian. It was a Chris Jenner Lauren Michael's production.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: They're just like putting two pawns together.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't surprise me at all. It
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: probably makes the ratings of the show go go up
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: like an insane amounts.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: But I also talk about SNL way more than I
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: watch it, which is probably.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: I watch it. I usually I don't ever actually like
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: stay up and watch it, but I'll usually watch the
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: sketches in the morning.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Like on Twitter, you don't stay up and watch it
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: now so you're going to bed by eleven thirty on Saturdays.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: No, But I would never like throw it on at night.
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: Like I'll wake up on Sunday and I'll scroll through
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: Twitter and I'll look at the sketches.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Me and the brodies rush back from the bar.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: SNL's on, we gotta get home.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: We'll take our fucking little beer tower to go and
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: running down the street with a beer tower.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: I mean, they and like the what was the one
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: that we watched? We watched this one the other day
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: they did like another like Trump sketch and it was
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: just like just like shockingly terrible. Yeah, it's like let
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: it go.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, well, they should just start writing good
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: ones for when he gets elected in twenty twenty four,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: cause he's gonna they're gonna be shitting their pants cause
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: he's fucking going to get like this shit is just
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: so obviously about the fuck that happen.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: Again, Well, Biden's definitely not gonna it re elected, and
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: I don't know who would. I mean maybe I'm sure.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: Do you think Kamala will run? I fucking will kill
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: myself if she gets elected.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I can't believe how many people who are like, yeah,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: people really really hate her to suck, not even like.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: Her policies or any just her personality. Yeah, she's just
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: like fucking just like a she's a discla. She's a
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: hateable person.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: She's so condescending in everything she says.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: And you know, they're just running Joe like like a puppet.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: But do you do you even think that she's running Joe.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I think that she just thinks she's like the fucking
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: boss woman.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: I mean, dude, there's just so much shit that they
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: said they were gonna do. They didn't like they said
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: they were gonna They promised everyone two thousand dollars a
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: month until the pandemic was over. I don't think there
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: has even been a stimulus check since they got that
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: was a lot.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they said no more student loan.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: That that was they canceled like a billion dollars of
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: student loan det or something.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: And then the only thing that they're like waving their
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: flag about is like we got a new infrastructure bill
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: because like one fucking road collapse or something like that.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Like nobody's unless you're given his high speed rail. I
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: don't even want to.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Hear about infrastructure, and the high speed rail won't happen.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not going to give us high speed rail.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: No autistic dudes like fucking you and you fucking love the.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: Fucking Apparently Biden's a big train guy himself, is he?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Really?
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I believe it. Yeah, So would you vote for him again?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And then knowing that he's a train guy?
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: No, because I'm not a train guy. I'm a plane guy.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Oh you're not.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Just Actually, the airport that I took out of yesterday,
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: I took off from yesterday. It was one of those ones.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: We have to go on the runway to get into
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: the plane. So I was like watching all the planes
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: take off. It was sick.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we start run away from the get wrangled back.
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: He would all cheer when they would go off.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Hey you think I could see those sticks for a
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: little bit? Yeah? You think I could play for just
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: a little bit?
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Did the airport I was?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I was so small, and I was there from Denver,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: the Denver Airport.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: No, I wasn't in Denver. So I was in Denver
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: for the first three days and then I went to
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: tell your ride, Oh got you, got you? And then
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: I flew out from tell your rideros Airport.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Montrose nice and I'd take like a favorite l stop
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: that you guys spent so much money this week.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: It was ridiculous.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: What uh what were you spending it on? I feel
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: like you were just going to seven to eleven and walking.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: Just travel, Oh, just the like we had to. There's
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: no like ubers or anything in montro So you gotta
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: like rent a You have to like set schedule, like
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: a shuttle that'll take you to where you're going and
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: then pick you up. And that was like two hundred dollars.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: Fucking cab back from the airport yesterday was over one
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: hundred dollars. It costs so much money to just go
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: take just to get to the airport costs more money
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: than the actual flight does.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Really, it's ridiculous just to go out and live poor
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: in the Country's expensive as fin It's so annoying. It's
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: expensive to be poor.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I and I went out like every single
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: night this.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Week, dude, And I think it's cheap to be rich too.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I think that rich people get you for free all
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the time. They get caught meals, they get fucking the manager.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: Rich, you get richer.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: It's fucking incredible. We need to get there, dude, We
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: got to get on there rich side. But what was
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: the last thing you were saying before I've rudely interrupted
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: your ass. I don't remember you were saying some poignant
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: ass shit.
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: Bro?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Can you superimpose the logo onto this fucking onto this
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: ball too? Oh?
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Fuck? Oh? Can you spend bro barely?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I like about it one about one second. Show me
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: how it's done, big dog, trying to think of what else?
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: What do you think that cusp is where it's just
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: gets so much easier to start making more money, probably
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: once you're like invested in stocks or some shit.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Is it stock? Are all rich people in stocks?
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Definitely, Yeah, heavily, I would assume. So are you do
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you think that they're getting like fast games or do
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you think they just start putting money in the stock
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: market to get like, uh some kind of long term
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: like how do you go from buying like a million
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: dollar house to a twelve million dollar house?
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: I dude, I don't know. I have no idea.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Bro, you need to fucking get into SNL and see
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: what those dudes are fucking talking about.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: I know, I know I should gonzo journalism.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: You haven't done a stand up in a minute.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: No, I think I'm gonna get back into it, though,
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: I think you should get back I was thinking about
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: it when I, uh, when I was coming home yesterday,
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: I was like, I think the retirement's over. It's also
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: because I have like shit that I have to do
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: in April, and I'm what, is it March already?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, is it March already? We're halfway through. It's
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: the fifteenth of March.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: I should probably like try and book a gig for tonight. Yeah,
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: do you want to do a show in the twenty
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: sixth when for who me? Oh wait, actually I might
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: not be here then I might be going home. Cool.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Fuck dude, It's just like.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: It's just like, ah, you don't want to do it
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: because you have other shit going on in your life,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: and uh like that shit is like satisfying enough and
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: you get enough like I wouldn't say good feedback, but
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: like it's like you're doing something. It's not like you're
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: idly sitting around.
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: No.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so like also it's like extra.
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: It's also hard. I think sometimes some stand up goals
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: to do what you're doing.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I already have the thing that they they want,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: So it's like less pressure on you to like make
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: it and stand up like Ohen saying you you've already
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: you're like in this realm, like you're in a podcasting room.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: I think it's just like easier to just do what
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: I'm doing now. Yes, really really the main thing that
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: I that I the reason that I don't do.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: It all the time is because it's like, well, I
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: go to do we gotta do the yak and then
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I go do whatever other stuff. This razors? What does
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Akham's razor mean, I don't know, but then it's a
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: principle that, uh, if all things are equal. Uh no, fuck,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I can't even read this ship, but I think it
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: means that you're you wind up doing the easier thing.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not even like the easier thing. It's more
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: just like I can't do stand up unless i'm like
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: blackout drunk, and like if I have a if I
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: have a set booked for like a Tuesday night, it
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: makes things kind of tough.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: For me because you're you feel like you have to
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: get drunk.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: I can't go up on stage unless I've had at least.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Three beers, and that's how you get black out drunk.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: No, but like I need at least three, and I'm
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: trying not to drink. Like I'm not drinking again until
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: my birthday.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Which is years. You should drink a little bit before
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: your birthday, so the acts not like a mess. I
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: know that would be bad.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: Oh no, I'm not going to. I didn't drink for
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: like three weeks until I was in Colorado, and then
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: I drank every single day. Do you get fucked up easier? There?
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: No?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: With the altitude.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: When I was in Tel your ride. We me and
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: my buddy had like one beer and that the elevation
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: where we were was ten thousand feet above sea level,
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: and I got like pretty drunk from one beer, I said.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: I was super uncomfortable the first day I was there.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Do you just are you drunk right away? Like are
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: you drunk just by being higher? Or is it do
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you have to add the alcohol? Like a guy like
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Owen not a huge drinker, I was like he'd be drunk.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: I was like dizzy and shit the first day I
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: was there, not in Denver, Denver, Like, I didn't feel
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: different at all when I was intel your eye, though,
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: I was like noticeably having a hard time breathing, super
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: shortness of breath, and yeah, I feel I was like
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: anxious as fuck because we were like my hands in
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: my face were tingling from like the lack of oxygen,
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: which I hate. Super uncomfortable. But then by the next
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: morning I was fine.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Our bodies are so bitch made that we just can't
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: like go to a different place in the same custr
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: yeah and be okay.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, ten thousand feet up is a lot, though, And
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: like I think the peak of the mountain was like
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: thirteen thousand feet or some shit, which I did not
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: fuck with that at all either. When we would go
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: up to the top, I'd be like gasping for air.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Really, that was the main problem with going up there.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's like real, like they sell like
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: a little mini handheld oxygen tanks at like every store
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: you can get them.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: You can hate it all there.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Now, the oxygen tanks, though, you gotta like, like I
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: bought one for the first day I was there.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: They don't do shit. Should have brought one back, I.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: Know, I threw I actually had one yesterday, but I
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: threw it away because I was like, I probably can't
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: bring this through security. Oxygen this massive tank of oxygen.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: I got a big one.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Was it like a nitrous tank?
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: We were actually dude, it tell your eye. Was awesome,
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: Like it was like the most beautiful place I've ever
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: been in my entire life. But the like going out
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: at the bars there was like it felt like everyone
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: there knew each other because it's like.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: A small town and they're pretty rich up there too, right.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: I think there's like a pretty big gap. I think
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: there's like really really rich people and then there's like
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: a lot of like people who are like living paycheck
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: to paycheck, and.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: They're the people who are like, uh, like ski instructors
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: and like, yeah, like shops or working at the seven eleven.
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: I don't think anyone's like poor, Yeah, you can't be poor.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: It's like an expensive place to be, I think. But
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: like when we would go out, like I felt like
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: a tourist big time, and we were like out and
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: like I fucking dropped my massive oxygen tank and it's
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: like rolling around the bar.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: And everyone's laughing at you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: I was like, we gotta get out of here, dude.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Fuck them. Honestly, I fucking hate I hate the like
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: notion that it's like uncool to be a forest or whatever,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: like you have to act like you're from everywhere that
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: you fucking go to. That's such a bullshit. Noce, Yeah,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I think it was.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it was like they all lived there,
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: or if it was like or if it was like, uh,
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: maybe it was like spring break and they were coming home.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Like look at this loser. He's not from exactly where
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: we're from.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: No, they were nice. People were cool. We were like
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: at the there was the one of the like craziest
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: parts of The whole trip was like had like halfway
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: up the mountain, the Ski mountain, there is like a
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: lodge where everyone just like sits outside and like there's
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: like live music and we're like drinking beers and it
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: was so sick and like some dude invite us to
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: a house party and he was like, yeah, man, it's
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: just like the Yellow Street. It was just the yellow
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: house up the street to put out here the music
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: Blair and he's like he's like, door will probably be open.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Tell your ride style. I was like hell, yeah, we
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: didn't go. But I was like, damn that one.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Why would you not go?
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: Because I had a flight at like seven am.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Then I got I got it, got it. But he
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: was just inviting you apropos of a good conversation.
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: Or like oh they knew who I was. Oh yeah
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: that's love. Yeah, but it was so funny. It was yeah,
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: tell your RD style, front door will be open.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Stumble right in.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was cool.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: E yoot. Bring your own oxygen tank yeah, just rolling
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: up with a fucking tank like dragon behind you, like
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: wheely luggage. Yeah, dude, I've I mean extra oxygen. I
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: don't think could hurt anybody.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Actually, actually it can. Oh really Yeah, too much supplemental
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: oxygen can like hurt you.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: It kills people.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah no, but I mean I'm assuming it's a lot.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: But don't they have like oxygen bars or some shit
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: like that. I feel like that was like a late
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: nineties thing.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they had one there.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I think an oxygen bar. I feel like oxygen bars
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: and like lava lamps was like a late nineties thing. Yeah,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: people just go and like fucking sit around and suck
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: on oxygen.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah probably. I mean, dude, I was like pumped to
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: get back to sea level seriously, because I would wake
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: up in the morning like gasping for air.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: What Ellie, are we at right now? Probably like thirty
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: thirty feet? Yeah? Fuck yeah, or like at sea level
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: and you could tell it's fucking Oh.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: I walked up the stairs yesterday with no struggle.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is nice. I don't feel like I'm about
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: to lose myself.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: No, it really is an uncomfortable feeling because like I've
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: been obviously, I probably have never been up to ten
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: thousand feet, but I've been like up hot. I know
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: I have probably when I hiked in Wyoming, Like I've
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: been up high, but like You're only up there for
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: like ten minutes, Like it's not like you're sleeping up there.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I have a stupid ass fucking question, Uh, can you
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: fall off a mountain? Uh?
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Like probably not. No, it depends on the mountain. Like
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: if you're in a climing like Everest.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can fall off of Mount Everest.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: Mount Everest has like these massive crevices, so you fall
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: just like to they just go into like the center
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: of the mountain, so you just fall into it, not
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: off of it. Yeah, I mean it depends on like
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: what the peak looks like. Like I've been on top
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: of mountains that like have like a lookout peak and
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: it's like like just like a drop down to the
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: base of the mountain.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, got it. I don't know why. It's like mountain
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: climbing is like oh scary and trektres because you can
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: fall off. But then just like the shape of a
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: mountain is like, I mean, you.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: Could fall down a mountain definitely. There's never be fully off.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: There's steeve parks off the mountain, but no you can't.
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: I mean there are mountains you could fall off of,
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: but I wouldn't.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: That should not be a worry it shouldn't be what
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: do you mean, it shouldn't be worried.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Like I would never worry about falling off the mountain,
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: got it? Got it?
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Do you think that your your your little mountain climbing
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: trips have been scratching your itch to uh, your your
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: wanderlust or your your itch to like, uh do exploratory
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: and dangerous things.
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: No?
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: Uh yeah, but like I I want to be like
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: I just want to do more of that now. Yeah,
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: like Colorado, like Denver was awesome.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I could see you base jumping.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Oh hell no, I have no interest to it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I could see you slipping into a squirrel suit going
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty miles an hour right down the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: fucking side.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: I have no interest in any of that ship at all.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: It would be thrilling.
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: No, I would suck.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Well's I don't like what's your max? Where we Yeah?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: What's what are you chasing?
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: I don't think I would ever do a hike. I mean,
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: I guess I'm so pretty young, but I would never.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: I have no no interest currently in doing a hike.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: That's like you need oxygen for and you're like, I
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: would like to do a multiple day hike. This summer
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: maybe Okay, set a camp out, yeah, like a base
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: camp or something like that, because there's easy ones where
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: you still have to camp out because it's really long.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: But setting up a tent seems like the worst part
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: of that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: Now, the poles, I yeah, probably probably suck. I hate
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: setting up tents.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. It's the fucking.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: Setting up tents does suck?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: It does. It's the worst part of it, I don't think.
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: And it's like snapping because it has that silver part.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: And yeah, fucking loose string.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I was never nice with setting up tents.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we should do that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: We should do a we should do a multiple day
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: hike for a boy dad record out on top of
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the peak of a mountain. That would be crazy. Yeah,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: holyhoto episode at the top, episode down. Yeah, that would
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: take us to the next level. Literally fucking literally Mount
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Washington on see Mount Washington.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: Where is it? New New Hampshire. No, I hate that ship.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: Why because the cars have like this car hiked Mount Washington.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's the worst. Yeah, me and my buddies did.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: We hiked Mount Mansfield in Vermont last year and it
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: took us like six It was like our first like
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: big hike. It took us like six hours to get
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: to the top, and and we're like we're like so
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: close to the summit, and all of a sudden, we're
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: just seeing like waves of people like wearing like khakis
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: and like and like Sperry's just like walking up the mountain.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: And we were like, we were like, dude, there's no
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: way they just do what we did because we're like
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: sweating our asses off, like completely like just dead. And
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: then we found out that there's just like a chair
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: lift to the top of the mountain. Yeah, and we
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: were like, well, that's yeah, there's trails for their like
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: Toyota Siena.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so why don't you hike it and I'll just
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I'll just get my little super out back. Yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: No, that would be awesome. We should do that. We'll
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: mark that down this summer. I'll talk to Hank get
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: that planned out.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Dude. I thought I super carries the uh connotation that
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: it's uh lesbian, a lesbian car, but it's like the
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: most badass car for like, uh, like if you want
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: to drive up a mountain or do like thought they
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: were like super safe a Derby if you wanted to
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: like do some kind of like uh like one of
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: those off road races or some shit like that, like
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: super HU has like the best models for that kind
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: of shit, which I had no idea. They fucking completely
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: readjusted what I think of the whole suit, the idea
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: of the super Yeah.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: I thought they were just like known to be like
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: super safe cars. I guess, so, I don't know, let's
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: get super the safest car. Yeah, it might be confusing
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: men with man bonds as lesbian.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's what it was, dude. Yeah, like their
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: actual beard I thought was just like a beard for
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: but uh so, so, uh you're about you're twenty days
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: out from your birthday basically, yeah, pretty much. Are you
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: having any regrets about living this long? No?
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: Not really. I don't really know what. I'm pumped to
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: turn twenty one because.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I'd like to get you something for your birthday, but
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to get you. Are you good
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: at uh telling anything? I don't I know, I don't
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: get to. I just said i'd like to do it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Uh so, uh you are you good at telling people
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: what you want as a gift or are you gonna
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: kind of make I don't want anything well, I just
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: said I'd like to get you something, so I don't
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: want anything. All right. Well, I'm not saying I want
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: to do what you want to do. I'd like to
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: get you something. I want to do what I want
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: to do. Well, and that gets up to you, brother,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: all right, So it's going to be up to me.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: And it could be. It could be a fine a
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: fine pair of hiking boots.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: It could got a nice pair how nicell bean bean boots?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: The duck boots? No? No, no, not those Okay they're
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: hiking How much did they cost?
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: Almost warm to work today?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Could you wait? Are they the ones who took a
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: picture of your feet in the airport? Are those new?
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: No?
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: I got them. I might have got them last year
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: or two years ago.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Maybe a nice bottle of alcohol, Yeah, if.
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: I can pour that down the drain.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: You don't like alcohol, No, maybe I'll get you some
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: draino and put it in an alcohol bottle. Yeah, we're
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: down the drain and you actually wind up fucking uh
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: doing something unlograin or you accidentally drink it and you
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: have that sweet release and people think of you as
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: a legend forever.
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: That's definitely what Pete Davidson's hoping happens when he goes
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: to outer space.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: He thinks he's gonna blow up.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: He's hoping he blows up.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Dude, he probably won't. Who's he going with Elon? That
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: would be crazy if him and Elon both died.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Who would you be sadder about?
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: Brother? I don't think I would be that sad about either.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Who would you be sad or about?
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Don't fucking do them like that?
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: Probably Pete Davidson. Yeah, yeah, I kind of would just
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: be like, oh my god, that's crazy.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I never really have seen well, i'd be
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: sad about Musk because I haven't seen Pete Davidson support
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: the war in Ukraine yet. Can you do that reaction
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: again in case it happens. No, definitely, not to say,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: oh my god, that's crazy.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: Oh man, that's crazy. Oh dang, damn, really dang.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: You think they'll keep on making SNL? And do you
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: think they would stop Tesla's if he if he died?
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: Hell no?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: What about his other like ventures.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: Like the Boring Company?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Like yeah, that would stop.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: His other weird ass ventures? Like do you think that
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: that's all?
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Have the ideas become big enough that they can fucking
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: prosper on their own or is he still just subject
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: or are they just subject to being like having somebody
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: who drives the ideas, Like I guess, I don't know,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: stop making iPad when Steve Jobs died.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: No, But also like Elon Musk is the only person
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: that knows how to build a Tesla?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a formula. He hand builds every single Tesla.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: It's like the fucking KFC recipe.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he won't tell anybody now that he's like in
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: a room, like pretty much all hours of the day
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: building every single Tesla.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: That's why they manufacture so few of them, because he's
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: just in the fucking body shop with a welding mask,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: a fucking buzzing it all together.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Dude. Tesla owners have been the worst with the gas prices, just.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Taking victory last Yeah, it iss funny as fuck that
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: people are just literally suggesting that you buy a Teslas.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I know, but I mean, I guess, I guess they
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: are smart. I don't know. I guess power to them.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: Fuck him. Gas prices are crazy, though, I want so.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: My buddy was working for like a couple of the
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: days that we were there, and so he wouldn't really
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: be able to hang out during the day. So that
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: was when we went hiking and we took his car
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: to Boulder.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: You did to fill it up yourself?
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: We didn't fill it up. He got pissed. Yeah, I
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: bet he just worked like half a tank, did not
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: fill it up.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Damn, I.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: Got no regrets.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: What job does he have?
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: He makes a lot of money. Okay, he works at
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: a restaurant, but he makes he gets paid. He's he
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: gets paid very well.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: So he's a waiter.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: No, he's a bus boy. He's done something in the kitchen.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he's a prep cook or what, but.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: There's no way a prep cook gets paid a lot.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: He works at like one of the nicer restaurants in Denver.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: In Denver, it was amazing. He took us there. Yeah,
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: shockingly good.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: It's not that one in Boulder that's on like the
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: top of a hill.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: It's Denver.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: It's in Denver.
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: What type of food was it? They got a lot
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: of Mexican food in Denver.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got I don't know. It was like a
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: they a lot of pasta dishes, some seafood stuff, we got.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: I got a steak and it was amazing.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite cut, brother, what's your favorite cut of steak?
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: New York strip?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Really it was beautiful, low fact content.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: And then I got a got something, got a bunch
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: of cocktails, got a Moscow mules, the best moscow mule
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: ever I think. Really, Yeah, moscow mule just ginger beer
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: and vodka. It's like, uh and maybe some lime in there.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Brother, I'll let you, let me see me show you this.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Moscow mules are good as fuck because they calm your
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: tummy down.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: No, this moscow mule was good as fun.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Anything I could get with a little bit of ginger
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: in it. I've never had a moscow mule like this, really, bro,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Look how good that looks. It's not even in a
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: moscow mule glass now, but it was amazing that good.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: If it's not in a moscow mule glass, the steak.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: Looks, it has to be in a dimpled copper cup.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: It has to be, Yeah, it has to be.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: And he works there. So they kept on bringing over
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: free ship like they bring it. They brought us these
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: like big ass shrimps with the head still on them.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: Ew and you gotta suck the juices out of the head.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: That looks like a craw dad. Damn, dude, you were
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: fucking eating that. That's your that you're a foodie. No,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: yes you are.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: And then they brought us they brought us, just showed
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: me a picture of your fucking it would be like
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: treats from from the kitchen, gifts from the kitchen.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: That is one of my I wouldn't call it a
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: pet peeve, but I do think it's funny when they
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: say that at restaurants.
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, when they're like a little.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: A gift, as if it's a gift for you, as
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: if like it was for us. Well, a lot of
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: restaurants will give the gift from the kitchen to every
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: single Yeah, like they're like happy to see you.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we got this because my Boddy worked there. We
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: also got thirty percent off discount. Yeah, come on, bro,
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: And it was still expensive and you still don't go
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: to rack?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: No, you did it trout the Afghanistan? What the fuck?
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: No, I wasn't a rack, but it was a lot
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: of money.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Did you pay for it all?
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: Hell? No. Once I found out how much my buddy makes,
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: I was like, dude, I'm not buying you any like
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: I was like buying him drinks and shit, and then
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: I was like, what the hell? I was like, you
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: make more than me.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I think, are you uh do you try to uh
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: kind of uh pay for your buddy stuff because you're
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: making money and they're not necessarily or is there an
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: expectation from them that you're gonna pay for their ship? Now?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: But do you ever do it?
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: It is?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a fucking sweet ass job at a
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: fucking good company and a successful show.
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: Brother, I gotta pay rent.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, New York right Liven like dorms. It is a
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: different it is a different animal. But like they're not
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: making money and you are making money. No, I'll pay.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I pay for some shit, Like I pick up a
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: tab here and there. Let the boys know, fucking coat,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: let him know how it's going back home. I said,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you have to.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: I buy, I buy, I buy, I buy a lot
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: of their drinks.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome. That's the best way to use money.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I saw a video of like it was like a
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: compilation of like these Saudi Arabian tiktoks where the dudes
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: are full out fucking WWE wrestling for who can pay
• 46:04
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• 46:08
  Speaker 1: it's fucking badass because it's like cultural. It's like a
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: massive Uh.
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: How would you want to pay the tab?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Because it's about like I think in Islam, like generosity
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: is one of their main tenants. So being like generous
• 46:21
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• 46:26
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• 46:31
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  Speaker 1: finish my sentence, bro pick me up. So that first
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: night in fucking Colorado, Yeah, first.
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: Night was crazy. First night was like one of the
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: crazier nights out I've ever had. And it was funny
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: because it was the bars were completely dead and it was.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Just me and my two buddies, but we uh you
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: guys got some some prostitutes now women of the Night.
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: No, we were going out. We were just going from
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: bar to bar trying to find like a bar that
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: had people there, but they were all dead, and uh man,
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: I drank so much and I threw up so much.
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: Shut up, bro, I was just throwing up and then
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: just going right back to the bar and drinking more.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: It was crazy, dude.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: The we were.
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: We were like at one like check bar and the
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: owner was like talking to us. We were there for
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: like three minutes and the owner was like giving us
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: shots for public. Yeah, and the owner was like giving
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: us shots and I like took the shot, went to
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: the bathroom, just threw up so much, and then went
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: right back out and like took another one.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Were they fruity shots or like was it?
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: Like I don't even I don't remember. And and then
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: eventually we like had like an uber driver and she
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: was just taking us around from like bar to bar.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: We were trying to we were just like kept on
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: rerouting trying to find like a different place to go.
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: To, and.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: I fell asleep in the car like a hundred times.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: Then she went when we would get there, and she'd
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: like wake us all up and like like tell us
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: where we were, and then we'd like go somewhere else.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: And then were you going and drinking at the other
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: spots or were you like, oh, yeah, you just so
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: you go drink and then fall asleep and then wake
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: back up and drink.
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude. It was like a vicious cycle of falling asleep,
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: throwing up, and then like getting going somewhere else.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: How many times do you think you threw up?
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: Oh? Like over twenty times? What there was one time?
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: I feel like two or three times one time specifically,
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: it was it was a battle.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: How did you keep going?
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: I was like laying on the floor of the bathroom. Wait,
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: twenty separate times or twenty.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Bursts, twenty wretches, yeah, twenty yeames.
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: And I don't ever drink to the point where I
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: throw up up ever, Yeah, that's bad only when I'm
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: with my own when I'm with those guys. But man,
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: it was crazy, And the craziest part is I woke
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: up feeling completely fine the next day.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Is it that Denver air?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Dude? I I, uh, my first night there when I
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: went a couple of months ago for the pop punk show,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I felt so sick. I like just just like as
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: soon as I got there, like before we went on stage,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: before we did anything.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: The altitude.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if there's any uh, corollary points
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: between our two experiences.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't really think you would notice it
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: too much at five at Denver. Denver's only like five
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: thousand feet the mile high city. I don't think you
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: would notice it there. I think it's more when you
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: get to like eight thousand feet that you start to
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: notice it.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Damn So not worry.
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: I think like eight thousand feet might be considered high altitude.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: But uh, but you drank the entire night and uh
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: and didn't feel shit the next day.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: Not.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: No, I felt fine for the most part.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: That's legendary.
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was crazy though, Like it was just like
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: it was hilarious thinking about it, Like I was thrown
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: up so much.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: We all were what were you drinking? You were mixing
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: beer and shots mostly beer. Yeah, it's tough to I mean,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: drinking beer all night will make you feel a little
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: full and blody. Yeah, but sometimes carrying around that fucking
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: like sloshing around that shit.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: I remember being in the car and like looking over
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: at my buddy Matt, and he's like ahead, just like
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: up against the back of the car, and he's just
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: like moaning, and we were like we were like poking
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: at him, like trying to get him to wake up,
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: and he was like, dude, I feel so bad.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Just from the beers.
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude. We started we started drinking right when I
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: got off the right when we got to Denver, and
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: then we didn't get home to like five am.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: That's the best on a vacation when as soon as
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: you get there, yeah, or like even if you start
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: drinking on the plane, you're like, you know what I'm about,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: the fucking unleash.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: It was awesome because it was like it was just
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: a great way to kick off the trip and then
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: like we like didn't need to drink my lot at
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: all for the rest of the trip. I just had
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: like found the rest of the trip. It didn't get
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: too crazy.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: He played a lot of pool really, Yeah, you're getting
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: nice at it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we were playing pool and tell your eye
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: with this dude who said that he was friends with
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: Bob Weir. Who the fuck is that? From the Grateful Dead?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Oh got you got you?
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: And he was he showed his pictures of him.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Really he's like, yeah, man, he's uh, he's really cool,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Like he's uh, he's kind of like you guys, just
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: like looking for someone to talk to you, just looking
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: for a pal. And I was like, oh wow, this
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: guy was so fucked up, walking with like a limp.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: And he was like, I can't even you don't even
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: know how to describe it. I've never seen someone that drunk.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: If you're friends with someone famous and you bring it up,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: it's kind of.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: I don't think he brought it up. I think he
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: was like, oh my buddy Bob Weir.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but like not like oh my buddy Bob Weir
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: from Grateful Dead. And then my friend was like, wait,
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: Bob Weir and he was like, yeah, man, Bob Weird.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: He definitely just sits at the pool all day and
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: fucking shows people's pictures at pool.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: I bet he was so drunk and every time he
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: would go he'd go, let's put it. I'm gona put
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: a thousand dollars on this one on like just that
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: an individual shot. He'd be trying to bet people a
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: thousand dollars that he'd get it in. Damn No one
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: would bet with him. Yeah, I bet because he was
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: a fucking god on the sticks.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: He's like a drunken master type of thing too, where
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: you have the fucking like sloppy ass style and then
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: you're super sharp with it. Oh yeah, when you were playing,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: did you go up to the ball first and like
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: line it, line up the fucking like six ball and
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: then switch it over?
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: No, No, what's your strategy? Just hop in and shoot
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Griffin and rip it?
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Probably suck.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: No, I'm filthy, No fucking way, you're filthy, filthy, I'm filthy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: You're not fucking filthy. Yeah, you're nothing like fucking Memphis basketball.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: But oh we got oh no, no, we got Davidson.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Well, what were you saying about Memphis though? It seemed
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: like you fucking like what you saw from them this year.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: I have no idea. I don't I didn't even know
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: Memphis had a basketball team.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Four and one, four and one against the top twenty
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: five this year. Pretty fucking good.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: Oh they're unstoppable this season.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Memphis is fucking sick, dude. Ever since Penny came in
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: and fucking turned that program around. You gotta think the
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: boosters are fucking really dumping some money into the program.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: You gotta take.
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: Memphis is sneaky, dangerous.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Dude, And it's true because like eight to nine seed,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: no one's gonna see them beat in the one seed.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Oh hell no, but they fuck they might. That's what
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: makes them sneak.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: I pick all the upsets really, yeah, how many? How
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: many brackets have you made? One? Really? I got like
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: our generator and I've made like seven thousand this year, Yeah,
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: just this year.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: What is it? A generator?
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: Like like I like coded a whole like program where
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: it just makes me like every single.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Possible, Bro, you can't write fucking code, And I say,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: and I.
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: Like scent it all in so millions of commutations. Yeah, no,
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: I know it's like constantly working, like right now, it's
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: probably only up to seven though I didn't finish it
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: until this morning.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Are you like kind of are you slam? I think
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: your data to kind of favor the better teams A little.
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: Bit or is it every possible match?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: So we could have like an eight seed against the
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: like sixteen seed in the final and it would it
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: That will happen on my bracket at some point.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck?
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: And I and I also coded it so.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Like like I know, when you're coding a lot.
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so like depending on what like website you use,
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: like ESPN or something like that, there's like a limited
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: amount of brackets you can do. Yeah. So it's constantly
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: creating new accounts. Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's like the ticket resale market. Yes, did you
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: watch sixteen minutes last night?
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: I did?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Did you really?
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I watched it while I was coding, So did I.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was writing a different code though. I'm writing
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: this code.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: That the language are you fucking with?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Just das? It's old okay, not like C plus No.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: But me and Trey are working on this code that
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: huck is Trey what he's my coding partner. We're working Trey.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: Patented Python cute. I didn't know you like needed a partner,
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: he says.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: And where you know the I know Trey, you know
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: the I.
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: Didn't know we were talking inside the office.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's my coding like I keep buying.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: My coding is completely outside of barstool.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, so you're doing other work on the
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: company time.
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: This is just like free time whenever I have them
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: in it.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Nothing's free time. It's a twenty four to seven job. Brother,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: figure that shit out as eat. She'll tell you right now.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: It's twenty four to seven.
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: That is true.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: But my code is or our code me and Trey
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: is uh. It automatically makes social clips out of videos,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: so it's like, uh shit, So like it'll formats for
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: like Instagram, TikTok and Twitter anything and puts it in
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: like you know, nineteen eighty by twelve fifty. I don't
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: want to bore you, but yeah.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: It doesn't sound nearly as interesting as my mind.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Oh really, it's way more, way more interesting, and all
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: the nearest. It's taking about thirty hours.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: Who's laughing when I'm when I'm gonna be a billionaire.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: It's taking about thirty hours to make.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: You make a billion dollars.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: If you get the right bracket right, you make one million,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: taxes million, one million.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: No one's ever gotten it, have they?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: No, it's impossible.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: It's a billion.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: You get a million if you just win the competition
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: making it. If you get the perfect bracket, or actually
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: they did used to have a competition that you got
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: you would get someone will get a billion.
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: I think they still do. Is it Buffett? Does he
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: run that?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I think it might have been Buffett?
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Buffet's gass is doing that.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I think it Buffet's old ass. Where did he get
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: a billy from being the best investor of all time?
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it must be.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: People just study what he does. I wonder how he
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: got so fucking good at investing. He must be boring
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: as fuck.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: Probably insider trading.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: He never but he never bought like a nice ass mansion.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he just live in like the a regular ass house.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: No, I doubt it.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he does this, my friend.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: He probably lives in a regular ass house with like
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: a sex dungeon below it that goes down like two
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: miles below his house. Dude, when I was in in
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: I wanted to touch.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: On this west Palm b and I am positive that
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I was in the throes of a sex trafficking ring.
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: Dude, I looked it up. When you were going to
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: the bathroom. They destroyed Epstein's house.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I wasn't at Epstein's house. It's like, how when like
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: one dictator gets killed in a country and a million
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: other like.
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: Cou's pop up, So who's running it now?
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: It's like the dudes are like identical to Epstein. It's
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: like these fucking fresh faced, persuasive, overconfident, white haired, like
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: young looking dudes that are just fucking running around rampant.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: And not only are they like getting the of age girls,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: they're on the underage girls. Oh yeah, they're fucking trafficking.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: They're moving them in and out of the hotels. And
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: that's just the fucking start of it.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: To call the police or anything, or you just let
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: it's lot.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I'm still investigating, bro.
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: They got to send us back out there finishing.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: All they need to get us down there. But it
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: is like this, uh, this place that I was staying at,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: I do think that there was legitimately some sex trafficking
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: going on. That's probably that's a light hunch that I
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: have the thing that I'm positive, Bro, if I knew
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: their names, I would it's by look though, by look,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: by dress, the way that they were like talking to
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the other, fucking like wealthy well to do people. They
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: knew everybody in town. They're always bro I'm in the
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: fucking eye of the storm right now.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: You know, now you're a part of it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: If they if they took the pictures, because like we
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: were trying to get to the bottom.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: Of seeing a picture of you on the news in
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: a couple of weeks, like.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Schmoozing with them, Yeah, because I was trying to get
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: close to them.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: Why were you trying to get close to them?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Because I wanted to blow it open.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: Oh I see, Gonzo.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, I was going gonzo. I'm trying to get to
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: the bottom of something right now. This shit is happening
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: mpant rampantly. But there's also at lower levels, just like
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: hordes of like eighty plus year old men picking up
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: European prostitutes. And they're just fucking posted up at the bar,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: like I watched it happen lot, not even going to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: a massage parlor. They're posted up at the bars. The
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: most clear, horror looking women such obvious horse. And I
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: don't say that disparagingly. They're women of the night, the oldest, professional,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: fucking working girls, Roxanne, the Red Light, all of that,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: but they're obvious horse and these guys fucking with a
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: fucking fat ass line of fake teeth and a fucking
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: raccoon of fucking fake hair on their head. They're fucking
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: going up to these women fucking shuffling out or they
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: all short the men, yes, and the girls are like
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: seven feet tall, yeah, shortest. And the big bitches have
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: big faces, big faces like the new money. Yeah, fucking tall,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: long ass fucking faces, and like they like fakely orangely tan,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: like their hair's done up, but like it's a little
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: bit messed up, as if they had just been like
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: fucked in a hotel room like six minutes beforehand, which
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: is surely what happened.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: I feel like a lot of those guys don't even
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: like get the get hookers just for fucking them. I
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: think they just get them to bring them around, but.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: They know the these women were at the bar working
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: and guys would come up to them at the bar
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: and really really and this is like a very nice bar,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: and these women are just obviously like expensive hookers and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: like the guy with the escorts, excuse me, and the
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: guy with like the fucking teeth he has like his
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: like super shy best friend who never sprung for like
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: the two pays, so he actually looks like just old
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: and he was just like trying to get past me
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: to talk to these hookers. He was just like, excuse me,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to go with them. It was just
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: so so weird. And then I saw the fucking the
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: ringleader with the perfect teeth walking out with both the hookers.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: He left his buddy behind. Yeah, he like just took
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: He was just like walking back up to his room
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: like five minutes later with these hookers. Just purely transactional.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: And it was going on everywhere around the bar, like
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: there's all these old men, clearly old money. All these
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: young women just clearly do not care how wrinkly the
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: penis that's going inside their body is. The ship was
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: fucking folded, penises just full. I just had never seen
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: it so out in the open, just uh, just sex, sex,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: sex for sale.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: That's crazy. And where you were in West Palm.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think the rich people just like I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: don't know, I think that rich people get just get
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: so powerful and they just like everything everything's for sale,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: just like everything in the world is for sale, including that,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: including like these high end hookers, including the fucking like
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: young people that they're doubt doubtlessly sex trafficking. Like people
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: are just they're just confident rich there. It's crazy. And
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: they just had like the women, the old rich women
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: just walk around with like a fucking look on their
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: face like they just smelled shit at all times. Really,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: like they just smell like the poor around them.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: Where is everyone they're staying in the hotel or was
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: the bar was like that was the bar attached to
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: the hotel.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Bar is attached to the hotel, And I think you
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: can come if you're but it was just like so
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: clearly a fucking magnet for really rich. Yeah, there's no
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: poor shit going around now. We're the poorest people and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: poorest looking people, and like, uh, the only other poor
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: looking dude was a guy in a fucking Adidas track
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: suit who was obviously a Russian oligar fucking super yacht
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: sitting outside fucking doped up girls who are seventeen years old,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: fucking getting them hooked on heroin in the bowels of
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: his yacht, fucking selling them like it was taken. Damn
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: it was. Fucking dude. Just seeing a little bit of
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: wealth is just it is intoxicating. Yeah, yeah, I mean, dude,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: the same thing and tell your ride it's like a
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: little bit of wealth.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: It was just like a lot of wealth.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: We so like the to get to to get to
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: the town, if you don't have a car, which we didn't,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: you have to take a gondola and it's like a
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: fifteen minute gondola.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I like a gondola.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was nice. But we were on one of
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: the gondolas and it was these two dudes and they
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: were just like the richest, like snobbiest dudes ever. Every
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: time like the gondola, you know how like on a chail,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: if there's like that one, there'll be like the pole
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: and like the things the wheels on the top, and
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: they'll be like a little bumpy over that. Every single
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: time we would go over at the dude like look
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: to his friend, he'd be like, Jesus, Stephen, my word, Stephen, Jesus.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: And it would literally it's like you go over that
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: like every like thirty seconds and every single time and
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: you go Jesus. Stephen.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Was Stephen responsible for it?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: No, Stephen was awesome. This guy was an asshole and
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: he's got like he's got like heated gloves on, Like
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: there's batteries in the gloves. There's gloves are heated.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I love seeing people like young people who are old
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: money who have never experienced anything except for fucking wealth. Yeah,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: just like the way that they like walk around and
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: like the clothes that they wear.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, these guys were were big time snobs and uh yeah,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: and when we got off, he was like really rough gondola.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: He was like, dude, it was could not have been
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: more smooth.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Soone should look into that.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: Yah, soone should get to the bottle of Stephen. Tell
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: me this is not what you're paying for.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: It is funny because people at that level just like,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: being super rich doesn't like absolve you from having problems
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: in the world, but you just wind up complaining about
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: way more trivial things.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Like I was sitting next to old ass rich dudes
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: at at like a different bar at the same uh
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: same hotel or whatever, and uh the guy was just like, yeah,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: the swordfish was a little bit over here.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you might want to tell the kitchen though,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Just let the kitchen know.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: That's exactly the kind of people that were at tell
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: your ride, Like.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: The kitchen's gonna fucking hate you. Yeah, there's no way
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: for you to be like, yeah, I'm being cool about this.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Just let them. Let's just let the kitchen know that
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: you like you said it four times. So he made
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: sure that they have to know. So someone has to
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: go back and be like, hey, guys, like they're bitching
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: that you didn't do it. The people in the kitchen
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: are definitely like, fuck those fucking people. It was perfectly
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: cooked like.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: I used to Yeah, I used to work at a
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: I used to be a bus boy at a restaurant
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: at my hometown and it was like a nice restaurant
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: and uh, I always would have people like that who'd
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: always send shit.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Back and you could never underestimate.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: I'm like, what am I? And I have to go
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: tell the chef, who has no idea who I am?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: Right, Like, like they didn't like the Brussels Brussels sprouts
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: were a little crispy for yea, yeah, and like I
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: can't d crisp right, We're gonna have to fire some
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: new spouts.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, people in restaurants mercilessly and endlessly talk
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: shit on the customers.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because the customers are always assholes.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Always assholes, and like no matter what, no matter how nice,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: they like present to you. Yeah, they're going in the
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: back being like fucking table six is fucking bitch. Yeah,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: like we were pieces of ship.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: When we were at the restaurant that my buddy works at,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: it's a super nice restaurant and and like he obviously
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: he works there, so we know it's like all the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: staff and everything, and we were like stacking up our
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: plates when we were finished for like with one of
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: our with one of our courses and one of the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: gifties from the kitchen, and he, like the waitress came
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: over and he was like, is this actually like do
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: you guys like when people do this? And she was like, no,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: not at all. Stack the place, yeah, because like it
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: just makes it because like people always stack them like awkwardly,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: like not how they would stack it, like with like
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: knives in between like plates and shit. Yeah, so it's
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: like they just like prefer to stack it themselves so
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: that it's actually balanced out and.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: People think that they're being heroes or some shit.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: I mean different if you're at like an I hop
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: where they just bring over a bucket just to throw
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: all the plates in it.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just smashed them when they're This was no
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: ie hop. Oh no, no, no, no. I feel like
• 1:07:24
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• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: but I was like I used to think that I
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: hop was like pretty nice, pretty okay. Yeah, I think
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I hop's not bad, But now I feel like every
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: ie hop I go to it's like just ratchet as fuck,
• 1:07:36
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• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: like on waffle House type vibes like waffle House vibes.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: Or I don't like waffle House.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I do either.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: And the food there, like I don't know what. I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: don't know what, like the whole hype is with waffle
• 1:07:50
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• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think the end. It's always open and I
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: guess they're like ubiquitous in the South, but I don't
• 1:07:55
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• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: I went to waffle House in Florida last year, and
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  Speaker 6: I remember being like, why the hell did we go here?
• 1:08:06
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it's not bad, it's just not like I'd
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: rather go to an I hop than a waffle house.
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  Speaker 6: He thinks you're goaded for real. Yeah. Bo said he
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: wants to meet you too.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, I've been saying the same thing about Bo.
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  Speaker 1: I know you have. I've been singing Bo's praises.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're out and match.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to disrespect that, but it up well,
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  Speaker 1: so Bo's more mysterious. Dude, Should I fly him out
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  Speaker 1: for your birthday?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: No? They probably wouldn't even want to do that.
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  Speaker 1: They wouldn't want to spend their birthday with their boy. No,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: damn shame, they wouldn't want to celebrate. I mean, was
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: that your uh? Were you guys treating it like you're
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: twenty first out there?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: Not even a little bit? Really getting denied from places? Dude?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: Actually I wasn't getting denied. I was. I got denied
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: at one place and it was so embarrassing and my
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: face was like neon red and I was just sweating
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: buckets out of my armpits.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: And that's probably why you didn't get in.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: We were at a brewery. We were just finished skiing.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: This was inn tell you're right, and there was like
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: a half food, half brewery ordered my food. Went over
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: to the brewery to get a beer. She's like, perfect,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: can I see her id? And I gave it to her.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: Keep in my mind the fugazy one. My idea is
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: a fougazy and it's also not my face. And she's like,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: all right, looks good. And then she was like, wait,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: is this you and I was like, uh yeah, and
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: she was like it doesn't look like you. And I
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: was like, well it is.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Don't be a hero lady.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just give me the fucking beer.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: And then she was like hmm.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: And then she's like what's your address? And I was like,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: I have no fucking idea. And then she like was like,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: I think I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Did I keep it? Now?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: I got it back and I was like, all right,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: can I have it back please? And I had to
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: ask like ten times. And then I was also like
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: I also ordered food, and she was like, okay, eat
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: your burker and then go.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: What did your boys do?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: And when my buddy is twenty one, so he had
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: a beer, why didn't he buy you a beer? Because
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: they would have asked for my ID either way.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: He couldn't just go up and buy two beers at
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: the counter.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 6: So that's what we did at the next place.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's smart.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: That was the burger, that fucking amazing.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Medium, rare. You know, you know me, I know you
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: like it fucking bloody, you know, I like it gross,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: just falling apart, you know, I like my burger slutty,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: like those big faced hookers at the bar. Yeah, but
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: there's just I think they're slutty. Is uh, sludy is
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: a relative term. Please, people can be slutty these days.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not slut shaming. No. I didn't come
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: out here to slut shame. That's not the type of time.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: I'm own lifestyle.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: What are you about to do all week slut it
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: up around town? You should get back in the fucking
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: on stage, bro, just grind. I guess you want a premise? No,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: how about like a fucking h a fucking a lion
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  Speaker 1: that was born in Africa but it comes to the
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  Speaker 1: United States and it has like an African accent and
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: it like talks about the differences in like culture.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: That sounds like that would be a heater.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Bro.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: All right, well we got to do the act like actually, wait.
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  Speaker 1: What about that sweet ass fucking premise?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, that's that's good. All right, guys. Oh,
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