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OUTRO: Hotel Horrors · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: fellows Hello, Yeah, yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Panks. I just sit and just a spoiler a lady
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  Speaker 2: out there for people. Panks. You see it in our ears.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a huge s in my a am I
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  Speaker 2: allowed to say.
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  Speaker 3: That quite shock from him, actually.
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  Speaker 2: But I guess the point being, Jason, neither of us
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  Speaker 2: today have felt nugent need to do a steamer unless
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  Speaker 2: you've already done yours.
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  Speaker 3: Now I feel one.
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  Speaker 4: If you say percolating, what about brewing?
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  Speaker 3: Can I put it this way?
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  Speaker 4: Simmering?
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  Speaker 2: Simmering so it's gonna be a splenter face.
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  Speaker 5: The heats turned right down and it's just sort of
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  Speaker 5: simmering away there.
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  Speaker 6: Well, as as I mentioned, when I came in and
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  Speaker 6: I saw you got home from the bat, y said,
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  Speaker 6: I immediately went and had a hot pot, and she's
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  Speaker 6: hot potting down.
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  Speaker 4: There is there.
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  Speaker 5: Can you have hot part in the morning, Probably you
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  Speaker 5: could do, because I've got it's morning time now and
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  Speaker 5: I've got about an hour.
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  Speaker 2: To be open.
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  Speaker 3: I was actually gonna know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think so, cysy, but I was going to
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  Speaker 6: ask you, fellows, what are you gonna have for Pricky?
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  Speaker 4: And I've got to sort of muck around until eleven.
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  Speaker 3: All right, fart ass around.
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  Speaker 6: I'll be far arsing around playing grab ass at Hodaki Nah,
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  Speaker 6: somewhere else, Yeah, somewhere where you won't.
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  Speaker 4: Get to do stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm probably gonna go home. You're probably going to
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  Speaker 2: have some some eggs.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to have eggs. I'm going to have eggs.
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  Speaker 2: Lebanar has it got the old indiuck her in.
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  Speaker 4: A kind of sort of you and your wife are
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  Speaker 4: going out for breakfast? Now, yeah, what did I come with?
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  Speaker 2: He was quite clear that he was doing that, but
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  Speaker 2: he was quite explicitly lift you out.
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  Speaker 3: You're most welcome to you keys.
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  Speaker 4: Where you going, we'll go.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to a place called Chafft.
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  Speaker 4: Where's that.
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  Speaker 3: It's just in town, but we're up kind of high street.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's perfect for you, Kesy, it's perfect for you, mate.
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  Speaker 6: But and I'll show you the text in case you
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  Speaker 6: think I'm lying. My wife just texted me before saying
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  Speaker 6: a friend might be popping over. There's nothing wrong with it,
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  Speaker 6: and so maybe it might be just me and you.
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  Speaker 4: Right, so you wouldn't go home to see the friend.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she's more my wife's friend.
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  Speaker 4: Do you separate them out?
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  Speaker 6: And she's an ambo driver, And she said if I'm not,
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  Speaker 6: if i haven't got a call going on.
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  Speaker 3: Then I'll pop over and hang out with you for
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  Speaker 3: a bit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not comfortable with the textpayers pay.
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  Speaker 6: She's, well, I mean there's only amount of time now
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  Speaker 6: before something happens, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because zambo drivers they get paid way too much
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  Speaker 5: for everybody, firefighters way too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate Jesus.
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  Speaker 5: And do you want Mogi to do a prank call
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  Speaker 5: so that she gets called away so that you can
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  Speaker 5: have breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: With your one one one? There's an emergency? Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 2: trapped my downstairs and the elevated door ended me.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the time I did that? Yeah, that was fucked up. Hey, fellas,
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  Speaker 3: I'll talk to you language key.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's shocking.
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  Speaker 4: Man. What are you saying?
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm just going to tell you about my holiday
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  Speaker 2: to topor Okay, I'm not. This is not content because
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's It's the problem with it is
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  Speaker 2: you sound like you're a big moner, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to sound like that on the show. I just
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  Speaker 2: want it to be especially for the podcast people. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so you go there and you stay at this flash joint.
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  Speaker 2: It's a flash basket, right motoring sectually, that's actually very
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  Speaker 2: reasonably priced. It's about the same as Airbnb, a big
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  Speaker 2: one bedroom apartment. Sort of a bastard. Oh yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: could you beat that at because I'm going to beg them,
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  Speaker 2: what's the time? There? We go? So go, we go there,
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  Speaker 2: and we've asked we've already pre ordered day and Early
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  Speaker 2: Chicken because we've got to pick up Mudge from Early Chicken,
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  Speaker 2: a nearly Chicken. Nearly Chicken is first to hatch Kis.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody knows that this is.
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  Speaker 4: Vintage big show, constantly interrupting.
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  Speaker 2: And we pick up Mom from the old bus stop there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Right, she's in the open top bus on the top.
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  Speaker 2: She said that she was on that bus and she
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  Speaker 2: was sitting behind the driver because she likes to flirt
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  Speaker 2: and try and get numbers and you hook up with
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  Speaker 2: them and that when they stop off and you.
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  Speaker 3: Know that stops that's pretty weird.
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  Speaker 2: He was going one hundred and thirty k An hour. Wow, really,
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty k's good on them? What a
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  Speaker 2: backbone fucking bus, absolute champion anyway, backbone backbone. So we
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  Speaker 2: pick it up. We get to the hotel and there's
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  Speaker 2: quite a lot of people in reception there, and our
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  Speaker 2: rumors is not it's not ready. It's not going to
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  Speaker 2: be ready. Oh and you asked for the early check,
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  Speaker 2: ask for the early chick in the early chicken.
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  Speaker 4: Gets the worm.
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  Speaker 2: And not only was it not going to be early,
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't going to be on time. It was going
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  Speaker 2: to be late. So chicken was an hour and a
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  Speaker 2: half late, So that was me. Then the other good
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  Speaker 2: thing about this joint is you could charge your car
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  Speaker 2: out because we've got the electric shitter, which once again
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  Speaker 2: came to the party where he would just stop and
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  Speaker 2: recharge the bastard.
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  Speaker 4: How long did it take to charge it? Half an hour?
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  Speaker 2: A full charge is an hour or so. But it
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  Speaker 2: depends on which charge you get because different charges take
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  Speaker 2: a different amount of time. Now, so they had these charges,
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  Speaker 2: went down there, plug it and didn't work. We're on
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  Speaker 2: four percent at this point, so I can't even make
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  Speaker 2: it to any else to charge it at. So it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't work. I have to charge it in a normal
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  Speaker 2: plug and to charge the car to one hundred percent
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  Speaker 2: from there is going to take nineteen hours.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so slow.
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  Speaker 2: But the next hour I come back and it's not
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  Speaker 2: nineteen hours. It's closer to thirty seven hours. It's a
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  Speaker 2: good because at least I've got some charge. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: not super good at about that. Then we eventually do
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  Speaker 2: manage to get into the room. There's four people staying there.
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  Speaker 2: There's one towel. They've got one towel in the room.
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  Speaker 4: Are they doing really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, without a word of a light.
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  Speaker 2: There's one towel. Now this is obviously doesn't matter, but
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  Speaker 2: it does when you've got a kid and you're gained
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  Speaker 2: it because it's got the pools and stuff and hot
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  Speaker 2: pools and stars and shit. One towel and also one
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  Speaker 2: robe and the rubbish from the previous people were still
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  Speaker 2: out on the on the balcony.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god.
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  Speaker 2: There's also no bedding for the fold out so for
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  Speaker 2: bed and no bedding for the fourth person who's sleeping
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  Speaker 2: on the couch, which is my kid. So give them
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  Speaker 2: a ring about that. Oh, sorry about that. We'll come
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  Speaker 2: up and we'll sort that out. Seven hours later, call them,
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  Speaker 2: how's that going. Oh, you'll be there in a minute.
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  Speaker 2: An hour and a half later, call them, we'll be
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  Speaker 2: there in a minute, half an hour later. They turn out.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking out. It's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty bad.
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  Speaker 3: It's very bad.
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  Speaker 2: Because what you're doing and what the thing that was
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  Speaker 2: sort of sort of getting me a little bit was
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  Speaker 2: you go away on a holiday so you can relax. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and every single step of the way I was ef.
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  Speaker 7: You must have been relaxed when you're at Colbin Coke,
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  Speaker 7: oh com and cod com and coat.
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  Speaker 2: I will talk about that tomorrow because that was fucking gold.
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  Speaker 2: What else did they have there? None of that? None
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  Speaker 2: of that? No, yes, that was about The other thing
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  Speaker 2: was that down by the pool because there was a frost.
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  Speaker 2: I nearly killed myself twice. It's so slippery. So there's
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  Speaker 2: actual ice poll side in the shade and died. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and you wouldn't have been discovered by them because there's
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  Speaker 2: no staff apparently working.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like they were understaffed.
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  Speaker 2: I think what happened was I had a yan too.
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  Speaker 2: I had a yan to a guy the next hour
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  Speaker 2: and see what's the gats yesterday? He goes. I said, well,
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  Speaker 2: you have the staff because it's you guys are having
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  Speaker 2: a shock, and he said yeah. Heaps of people called him. Second,
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  Speaker 2: there's not we don't have the sort of other staff
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  Speaker 2: to be able to call on because it's a small
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  Speaker 2: pool of workers, which surprised me a little bit because
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  Speaker 2: it as a touristy joint. But then he proceeded to
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  Speaker 2: be fucking useless as well.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, so I don't know, but great hotel. It's
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  Speaker 7: a good hotel, But what's.
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  Speaker 4: The rule on, like, why can't you name it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because if they are understaffed, because my thing is
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  Speaker 2: what I'll probably do is I'll probably flick them an
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  Speaker 2: email and go, hey, that's just so you know this
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  Speaker 2: went on. If you go back again and it's a shitter,
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  Speaker 2: then you can note. But you don't want to want
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  Speaker 2: to cost people business.
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  Speaker 3: I remember.
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  Speaker 6: It was a probably it's before we moved into the
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  Speaker 6: city and what my wife and I used to do
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  Speaker 6: staycations in town. Yeah, it was deal on this hotel
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  Speaker 6: in town. It was a very similar situation and we
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  Speaker 6: got there to check in and they were like two
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  Speaker 6: hundred people at Recept.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and I remember this one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was just like.
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  Speaker 6: Obviously some sort of deal going on and they just
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  Speaker 6: did not have the capacity to cope with it. We
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  Speaker 6: didn't get checked in until three hours. It might have
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  Speaker 6: even been four hours after chicken, and then got.
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  Speaker 3: The same thing, got into the room.
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  Speaker 6: There was shit everywhere. It was like, what the And
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  Speaker 6: then they went, oh, here's a free voucher for a
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  Speaker 6: drink down at the restaurant. And it's like, I don't
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  Speaker 6: want to drink at the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: I took that with us and they gave us a
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  Speaker 2: drink voucher. I said, there's four of us, Yeah, start
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  Speaker 2: handing them over. But we had a similar thing at
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  Speaker 2: that same hotel, Yes, where I got to that, it
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  Speaker 2: was the same thing, staycation. I got to the room early.
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  Speaker 2: You beauty, missus, she's on the way. That could mean anything,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you, Yes, in terms of time.
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  Speaker 2: That hasn't got real any kind of relationship to what
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  Speaker 2: I do in my lifetime wise, but so no. An
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  Speaker 2: hour or so later I text her, so I thought,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the way. She goes, I'm here, I said,
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  Speaker 2: where She said, I'm in the room. Is that I'm
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  Speaker 2: in the room they put they put her in a
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  Speaker 2: different room?
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  Speaker 3: Who the hell am I?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? But yeah, great hotel. But god, that's the best
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  Speaker 2: time I've ever had in Topau. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: After that, I thought, yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was brilliant because we went and did the Hooker jet,
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  Speaker 2: we went to calls are pretty cool, the the Bretts
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  Speaker 2: which they've sorted out, the falls are fucking great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you would have love that.
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  Speaker 2: She was in this chair this They're full on, dude,
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  Speaker 2: you're you're an inch away from dying.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not keen on those.
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  Speaker 2: And my daughter, who's seven, was dying laughing, had the
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  Speaker 2: time of her life.
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  Speaker 4: I remember going on that same jet about the same age.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so good snow on the mountain range, bluebirds every
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  Speaker 2: single It is the first time I've ever been to Topaul,
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  Speaker 2: and I've done it as a tourist because my mates
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  Speaker 2: were there for twenty odd years. I just go there
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  Speaker 2: and get passed out, so you don't see it as
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  Speaker 2: a tourist at all, but do it.
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  Speaker 4: It was good man, absolutely brilliant.
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  Speaker 2: And the weather was pream get drunk, so I did
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  Speaker 2: drink easy, but I had like a glass of wine
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  Speaker 2: the first night, same like, just chilling. It was fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Lovely family.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yere you go, loser, Sorry guys, that's.
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  Speaker 3: All right man, Cheers. Tedious match Listen
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