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Never Broken Bone Theory · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I'm afraid that Scott is gonna think this is way too hippy dippy.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's called the Never Broke a Bone Theory.
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  SPEAKER_01: First of all, have you ever broken a bone?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: You you remember how?
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  SPEAKER_00: I've told you how.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right, roller skating.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I severely snapped my wrist.
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  SPEAKER_00: In fact, they thought at the young age of uh oh god, what was I fifteen, then turning 16, they thought uh he's gonna need surgery.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it was it was a bad break.
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  SPEAKER_00: In fact, if you look at my wrists, look at this.
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  SPEAKER_00: They don't they did the best they could.
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  SPEAKER_00: And but look at the difference the way that my wrists line up.
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  SPEAKER_00: See this one, yes, there's the bump over here.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do see the bump.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'll never forget the doctor that came in and did uh did it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, mind you, here I am in sheer agony.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can see it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, clearly, well, they weren't sure about the surgery.
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  SPEAKER_00: So clear clear agony is in Scott, except I'm on morphine at this point.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that was quite something at 15, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: And he comes in and he's like, hi, I'm Dr.
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  SPEAKER_00: Buren, rhymes with urine.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, shut up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not my guy right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: How did you not love that?
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  SPEAKER_01: You would love that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott free now would love this shit.
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  SPEAKER_00: If I took you to the doctor and you had the broken wrist, I'd be over in the corner in tears laughing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Burin rhymes with urine.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, but when you're urine pain, you know, you're not like ha ha ha ha this this is something that I yeah, I would eat that up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, then I think this is really in a line with the never broke a bone theory.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've never broken a bone before.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: The never broke a bone theory is the viral tic-tac-eye, the idea that if you've never broken a bone, it's not just luck.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're spiritually protected by God because you're meant to face big challenges, often described as emotional or spiritual.
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  SPEAKER_01: Instead, it's usually framed as you have divine protection.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, see, I look at it more like, well, I broke this bone.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is how you endure, and you get stronger.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what I thought?
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  SPEAKER_01: I yes, I thought that Toledo aches on a thunderstorm.
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  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, that's here nor there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I thought that never broke a bone theory was people who are just aren't adventurous and they're not like ready to take on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I'm pretty adventurous.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I've gone skydiving, I've got well gone whitewater rafting.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just God, you are overdue.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just protected.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe on stage tomorrow night at tags, I'll trip you.
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  SPEAKER_00: We can get this thing right on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, fantastic.