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Sketch _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _624(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: The new fall merch is here. You can check out
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  Speaker 1: the Hitter Hunt Club collection. We've got some new camo
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  Speaker 1: items in there for that that I really enjoy. As well,
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  Speaker 1: we got some Return of the Rat Tour merch. We
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  Speaker 1: had some remaining merch, and it's now available on the
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  Speaker 1: website theovonstore.com. And thank you guys so much for your support.
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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator. He's
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  Speaker 1: been on the show before, and there's nobody quite like him.
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  Speaker 1: He's America's little brother. I think that's who he is.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm grateful today to get to spend time with
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  Speaker 1: my friend, Sketch.
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  Speaker 2: Um, alright.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do our best here. Yeah, a lot's happened since
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  Speaker 1: you and I hung out, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a rollercoaster. You were just over at
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  Speaker 2: Ole Miss, I saw.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been trying to do like a college tour
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  Speaker 3: where I go around, kind of do tailgates, and then
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  Speaker 3: like stream from the field. I'm trying to like, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I just kind of like watching college football, so just
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  Speaker 3: trying to make it the job pretty much. Like, that's
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  Speaker 3: kind of, uh, I want to make it like the, like,
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  Speaker 3: how Pat McAfee just, like, does whatever on ESPN, but
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  Speaker 3: just do that for my job.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm in the middle of, like, just
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  Speaker 2: trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah. Sometimes it's
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  Speaker 2: hard to think about long-term.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think, I know, like, we were, last
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  Speaker 1: time we kind of talked, like, a lot or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: it had been, you've been thinking about getting into streaming,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I think you were kind of, like, trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out what that was going to be like. Has
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  Speaker 1: that been a good experience overall?
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  Speaker 2: It's been a good experience.
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  Speaker 3: It's just, like, streaming, it's, like, so, like, instant gratification.
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  Speaker 3: So it, like, can be, like, I feel, like, mentally
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  Speaker 3: deteriorating to a certain point. Like, because, like, people, you
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  Speaker 3: just sit there and, like, kind of, like, you're getting
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  Speaker 3: instant gratification with, like, either the numbers of, like, viewers
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  Speaker 3: and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: And, like, that's, like, the only downside. Besides that, it's
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  Speaker 2: a fun job. I really do whatever.
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  Speaker 3: So when people ask me, they ask me on a
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  Speaker 3: TV show, they're like, what do you do? I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I just hang out with my friends pretty much and
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  Speaker 3: just stream it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what are some things that we don't even recognize
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  Speaker 1: that streamers deal with that are some of the tough things?
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  Speaker 1: What are some things like.
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  Speaker 1: Like, does your back hurt after it, or are there
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  Speaker 1: things where, like, uh.
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  Speaker 2: It's, uh, it's smelling like shit, and then when people
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  Speaker 2: come up to you... Why?
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  Speaker 1: Are you streaming outdoors?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you just start smelling, like, you just get pit smell,
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  Speaker 3: you get, like, bad breath smell from talking all the time,
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  Speaker 3: and then people come up to you, and it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I try to keep my arms like this. The tighter
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  Speaker 3: I am, probably the more I smell, the more I smell.
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  Speaker 3: And when I.
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  Speaker 2: You can't refute... Spelling bad on the internet. You can't? Like,
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean by that? I don't understand. You
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  Speaker 2: can't refute it?
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  Speaker 3: If someone says that you smell bad, or if there's
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  Speaker 3: a clip of you getting, say, someone going, like, to
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  Speaker 3: your breath, like, doing that, everyone's going to think you
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  Speaker 3: have bad breath for probably, like, the rest of your life. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, my friend, his breath was just disgusting, dude. And
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  Speaker 1: he knew it, and he liked it.
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  Speaker 2: He liked having bad breath?
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  Speaker 1: He liked it, huh? He'd be like, you want this
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  Speaker 1: shit smoke? And he'd just breathe right on you. He'd
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  Speaker 1: come up behind you, like on the edge of you,
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  Speaker 1: and just.
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  Speaker 2: Hit you with some. Oh, so like a shit storm almost.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just like a little duty sniper kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, duty sniper.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he would just fucking blast you out with it.
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  Speaker 1: And his girl, dude, he ended up dating a girl
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  Speaker 1: that had bad breath. And it was like, fuck, they
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  Speaker 1: loved that shit.
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  Speaker 2: It was like more of a probably acquired taste thing.
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  Speaker 1: I think once you go there, it's like, and somebody
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  Speaker 1: else meets you. I bet it's nice to, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: you never have to brush your teeth, right? Your breath stinks,
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  Speaker 1: so people don't come and bother you all the time.
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  Speaker 1: If people know your breath stinks, people leave you alone, dude.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably one of the positives. If you don't like
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  Speaker 2: being talked to.
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  Speaker 1: And then three, if your breath's fucking horrible and somebody
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  Speaker 1: else's is, and you guys are just chewing on each
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  Speaker 1: other's fucking faces, like a couple little fucking rabid little
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  Speaker 1: shit ponies or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I bet that shit's hype.
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  Speaker 3: The worst thing I've ever done to my lady is
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  Speaker 3: I would eat wasabi peas right before bed, and I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't drink any water, and.
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  Speaker 2: It would kind of collect over here.
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  Speaker 3: And then in the morning, I gave her a kiss,
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  Speaker 3: and that was the first time I've seen a look
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  Speaker 3: of rancid, a rancid look of smell from her.
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  Speaker 1: I almost gave her the ick. That's that oral Iwo
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  Speaker 1: Jima you hit her with, huh?
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  Speaker 2: It's scary, though.
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  Speaker 3: That's one of the things that you can't have bad breath,
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  Speaker 3: or it's going to ruin... Like, for me, if you
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  Speaker 3: blew poop breath in my face, I wouldn't be able
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  Speaker 3: to get over.
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  Speaker 2: It for a while.
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  Speaker 1: I dated a girl whose breath smelled like ham a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, or a little bit of her mouth smelled
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  Speaker 1: like ham. So you'd be around her, and every now
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  Speaker 1: and then you'd get a hit of ham.
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  Speaker 3: She probably has a pretty nice hearty breakfast. And then
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  Speaker 3: just rocks it for the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't seem like a big breakfast eater, but I just,
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  Speaker 1: there was always this faint sense of ham. And there
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  Speaker 1: were moments where I liked it, like if we were
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  Speaker 1: outdoors and stuff. But if I was at a movie
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  Speaker 1: and like every like seven or eight minutes you just
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  Speaker 1: smell a little bit of ham, it would just make
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  Speaker 1: me just, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Give you a little nausea?
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  Speaker 1: It bummed me out. And you can't say to somebody, hey.
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  Speaker 2: Your breath smells like ham. You need to fix this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because then they're like, oh, you're crazy. Dude, do
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  Speaker 1: I look like a prison person with these.
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  Speaker 3: No I do like the I do like the the
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  Speaker 3: revealing of the ankles it looks like you should almost
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  Speaker 3: have like a ankle bracelet on or something oh I
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  Speaker 3: gotta get one we should get friendship bracelets I gotta
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  Speaker 3: get something like that get something on your ankle I noticed.
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  Speaker 1: Your swag is up dude you chained out huh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I went to Johnny Dang one time how much
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  Speaker 3: was that this one was 30 oh that's beautiful yeah
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  Speaker 3: but I was doing it in celebration I'm from Houston
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  Speaker 3: so everyone has it's like it's like a thing.
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  Speaker 1: To do there yeah you gotta do it it's part
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  Speaker 1: of the culture Would.
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  Speaker 2: You ever, what's like, would you ever buy jewelry?
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  Speaker 1: No, I bought these glasses, or I paid for two pairs.
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  Speaker 1: They said it was, get one free, but.
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  Speaker 2: What's like your biggest thing you indulge on then? Probably.
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  Speaker 2: You collect anything?
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  Speaker 1: No, man, I gotta get some good hobbies, dude. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta get some good stuff poppin'. Um, I've been going
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  Speaker 1: to a lot of football games too. That's been like
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  Speaker 1: my new hobby. It's fun. It's so much fun, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get to see Lane Kiffin down there?
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to, I didn't want to go disturb him,
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  Speaker 3: but he, but he DM me afterwards. Like you should
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  Speaker 3: have said, what's up? And I was like, I figured
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  Speaker 3: you were busy. I was like, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 3: go put a camera up in the coach's face.
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  Speaker 1: Lane is like, he's one of a kind. Dude, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like he might have tried to set me up
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  Speaker 1: on a date with his ex-wife, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah. Is she good looking? Yeah, she's really good looking.
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  Speaker 2: And you're not dating Diego Pavia's mom, right? Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 1: It just never got set up, really. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I've tried to make myself available. You know, I just
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I just can't get a clear answer from her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. You know?
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  Speaker 1: And also, he and I are friends. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to upset the friendship. I don't want to, like, sit
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  Speaker 1: him down and have a talk with him.
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  Speaker 2: You know? Like, clean your room. You know what I'm saying? Like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know. That would be a little wild.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, so it's like, you know, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to press the issue.
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  Speaker 2: She's great.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we might just be best as friends,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw it on TikTok, so I figured.
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  Speaker 2: So you're dating around, or what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: You just.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, 2025, I've been looking for love. It was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be 2025. I was supposed to find a wife
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  Speaker 1: this year, but it hasn't happened. But yeah, dude, I
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  Speaker 1: think Lane was trying to set me up with his
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  Speaker 1: freaking ex-wife. Dude, he put us in a group chat, right?
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  Speaker 1: And then he's like, I'll leave you two alone. And
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  Speaker 1: he left the group chat.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Welcome to the sip.
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  Speaker 4: Did it.
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  Speaker 3: Work?
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  Speaker 2: Miss Simi ladies are nice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she's a Florida girl, actually.
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  Speaker 2: I do know that. There she is right there. Beautiful lady.
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  Speaker 1: Layla.
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  Speaker 2: Look at Lane, dude.
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  Speaker 1: God, he look, he look like he used to own
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  Speaker 1: a horse or something.
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  Speaker 2: Did you shoot? Did you shoot a shot or would you? No,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I can't really tell what's going on. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to check in and see what's up. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was just a crazy thing. He's like, I'll leave
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  Speaker 1: you two alone. And then he exited. It's like, like
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  Speaker 1: Homer Simpson, just fading into.
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  Speaker 2: The bush and left you, left you there to try
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  Speaker 2: to find marriage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get on any apps. I'm not on the apps.
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  Speaker 2: You on them?
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  Speaker 4: Um, no.
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  Speaker 2: I got a girlfriend. Oh, you got a girlfriend? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We live together. It's pretty- What? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, when I saw you last time, you were barely
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  Speaker 1: drinking enough water. Remember, your kidneys were bad.
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  Speaker 2: My kidneys still suck. It is?
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  Speaker 1: It's because you're not drinking any water, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I'm drinking water now. I'm trying to. I've been drinking less.
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  Speaker 2: I've been drinking less. Less water? No, less alcohol. Oh, good.
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  Speaker 2: More water.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, remember when I saw you in Florida, you were
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  Speaker 1: just like kind of glitching by the curtains the last
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  Speaker 1: time I saw you. And I was like, get that
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  Speaker 1: guy a cup of water. You got to keep filling
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  Speaker 1: that bubble.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Once I start feeling a pain in my kidney, it
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  Speaker 2: feels like a kidney stone. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to roll dice out of that bitch
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  Speaker 1: one of these days, dude.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to. Hopefully I'll roll a lucky seven or something.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to fucking. I feel like it's, this thing's
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  Speaker 2: going to fucking, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: One kitty, so I got to take care of it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You down to that one bubbler, homie, you got to,
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  Speaker 1: you have to stay hydrated, dude. Imagine if you saw
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: a fish tank, right? And there's an inch of water
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  Speaker 1: in it and the fish are trying to live in there.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty much what's going on. Because every time I pee,
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  Speaker 1: it's really hot and then it's dark.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe if there's a doctor in the comments and
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  Speaker 3: they release.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't go to the doctor a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Do you do that? You can go online. You can
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  Speaker 1: get on there easy.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me what's wrong with my kidney and my wiener
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  Speaker 3: at the same time. Bro, they'll... Is your kidney and
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  Speaker 3: your wiener at the same doctor or is that different doctors?
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  Speaker 1: These days it's all in one. You can go to
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  Speaker 1: a dude who will fucking prescribe you They'll email you
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  Speaker 1: a fucking quart of blood. They'll email you a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of TRT, a pack of fucking breath mints.
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  Speaker 2: They'll fucking handle it all. They got it all handled? Dude,
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: it's a one-stop shop.
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  Speaker 3: I was in Mexico. You can get like, what's the HGH?
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  Speaker 3: Is it HGH, the health hormone where you get jacked
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  Speaker 3: or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: You can get that. You can just get it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there's a cream now, too. They'll rub it on you.
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  Speaker 2: Have you tried it before? HGH, no.
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  Speaker 3: I can't try because I have one kidney, so I'll
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  Speaker 3: just be skinny fat for the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of just have this awkward build. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: it's a solid build, I think. One thing that gets
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  Speaker 3: me is my nipples are kind of off-centered because I
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  Speaker 3: lift one side a little bit harder than the other.
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  Speaker 2: So right now it's like I'm a little lopsided. That
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  Speaker 2: or I have scoliosis. Scoliosis.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember school did they ever check it for scoliosis
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  Speaker 1: at your school?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they check for that a little bit more. Oh, really? No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes they would check the front for scoliosis. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: that's not scoliosis. This guy's a pedophile. That's not scoliosis
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  Speaker 1: at all, dude. If somebody's rubbing his crotch while you're like,
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  Speaker 1: while you're taking your.
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  Speaker 2: He's doing one of these.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it could get, sometimes a doctor, they walk the
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  Speaker 3: line between being.
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  Speaker 2: Creepy and, well, not creepy, but.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, definitely, dude. It's scary out there. Dude, I remember one,
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  Speaker 1: we used to have one in our town, and he'd
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  Speaker 1: be like, he'd hold your penis while you coughed or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and he wouldn't even report anything back to you.
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  Speaker 2: That's weird because he's supposed to grab your nuts. Is
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  Speaker 2: he really? Was he just grabbing straight dong? Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 2: He just grabbed the Twinkie? You had to grab in
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  Speaker 2: the nuts? It's crazy. Pull that up.
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  Speaker 1: Are they supposed to grab the nuts or what if
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  Speaker 1: you're with a doctor?
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's supposed to come down, but I
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  Speaker 3: think something from your intestines comes to your sack.
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  Speaker 2: And it moves.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody grabs my nuts while I'm trying to fucking sneeze,
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  Speaker 1: I'll fucking punch them.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's a trend, though, that they don't
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  Speaker 2: do anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you have to go to school and
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  Speaker 3: they don't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 2: You used to have to do that to go.
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  Speaker 1: To school oh dude when I was a kid yeah
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: you'd have to go somewhere they'd fucking polish your asshole
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: they would fucking hold onto your dick for a second
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  Speaker 1: and make you say the alphabet backwards they had to
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  Speaker 1: fucking they would rub both of these parts of your
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  Speaker 1: under your until there were lumps I'm like there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: there and they would rub them for like 30 seconds
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  Speaker 1: as hard as fuck and then just do all this
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  Speaker 1: And then there would be shit there.
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  Speaker 3: And then, all those lumps, every time someone tells you
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  Speaker 3: about those lumps, it always just makes you schizophrenic because
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  Speaker 3: there's always, you're like, I can't tell if this is
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  Speaker 3: a lump or not.
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  Speaker 1: This one says, using both hands, gently roll each testicle
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  Speaker 1: between your thumbs and fingers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. So it would be like this? This
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  Speaker 2: is like you're shopping for avocados, dude. It'd be like
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  Speaker 2: Money Man's Hill. What?
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  Speaker 3: Right here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. You look a little.
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  Speaker 3: Little Johnny Manziel with the testes. Maybe that's what Manziel's doing.
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  Speaker 3: Clip that and send that to Johnny.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, watch this.
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  Speaker 1: In 20 years, he's going to be doing testicular cancer,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: like how to check for testicular cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what he's checking for? And he's going to
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  Speaker 2: be doing this, yeah. I didn't know that. I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was like for... I don't know what it was for. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's it, dude.
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  Speaker 1: And he's got a two on.
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  Speaker 2: Two nuts. Don't forget. That's exactly. Money Manziel. Dr. Manziel.
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  Speaker 2: He's great, man.
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  Speaker 1: I saw him down at.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: At the Vandy game, right? At Vandy versus Alabama.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm going to Alabama next weekend.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: You are? Yeah. Have you been there to see a game?
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: I've been in the facilities. I've been around Tuscaloosa. I
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: haven't been to a game.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Yet, though.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Dude, that place is unbelievable to see a game.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of great places. Neyland is probably the.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, Ney... What is Neyland?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: That's Go Vols, University of Tennessee.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Are you a Vols fan or a Vanderbilt fan? I'm both.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Or are you a Jersey slut? They're calling me a
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Jersey slut right now, but I'm just trying to get free.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Beers at the Tales against.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Why, are you just showing up to every team?
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: I rock home team everywhere I go, yeah. I don't
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: give a fuck. I didn't graduate college.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Everyone in the comments is like, oh, you went to
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Mississippi State.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: It's like, I went to four schools and I got
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: no degrees.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: So it's not like I have a sense of accomplishment
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: at any of these places.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: And the crazy thing is some of these fan bases,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: there's people in the stands literally trying to overdose so
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: their team's a win. They're like, you know what I'm saying?
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: If we get to fucking... If they get it in
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: the end zone, I'm hitting that Narcan, you know?
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: It's a lot better than the NFL, though. Oh, NFL's trash.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: It's so much funner. Yeah. Like, the vibe of it. Oh,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: college is the best.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I remember when I was at Ole Miss, some kid just, no,
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: some grown adult, I was on the sideline, just gave
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: me a beer.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: At Ole Miss? At University, possibly.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Can we say that? Yeah, I don't know.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm going to Ole Miss this weekend for a game.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: You are?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Which game?
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Ole Miss versus Florida. Oh, are you going for the
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: night game?
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Damn. It's going to be sick. I want to go
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: to that game so bad. You know the lore, right?
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: The lore? No, the lore about, oh, they went Kiffin
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: there and all that shit.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Well, Florida, all the Florida fans, I think they're going
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: to get Lane Kiffin.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, you think they're going to be cheering, like, trying to.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Well, the Ole Miss fans want to beat the shit
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: out of Florida because they don't want Lane Kiffin to leave.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. I didn't realize that's going to
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: be the hype there.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: That's probably the best job in the world right now
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: is to be a college football coach that gets fired.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: It's not going to be Lane Kiffin, but, like, what
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: was it? Brian Kelly got fired. He got, like, $ 60 million. Dude, yeah. Bro,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: we got to get fucking fired. You should start a
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: football team.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes. We could do that. Start with, like, a
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: minor league team and work our way up.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: What would our team name be called? The Rattlers, maybe?
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: The Rattlers is kind of raw. That was my little
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: league baseball team name. Nuh-uh. I swear. Wow. We were
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: the Baby Cats. The Baby Cats?
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's scary. Oh, we were horrible, dude.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: We had one kid had the worst fucking asthma. We
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: had to just, and you couldn't put him in the
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: sunlight because it activated it and shit, so we'd have to, like,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: We had to adjust the way the field was shaped
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: so he could play a little.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: The whole thing was like, what the fuck? We had
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: a kid kind of like that, but it was more
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: of like a kid.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: It was almost like Howie from Benchwarmers, where he couldn't
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: really be in the sun.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Always had to wear long-sleeved shirts and lots of sunblock
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. I swear there's one on every
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Little League team.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's... What is this? Oh, that's Howie. That's him.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: That's right there. That's Nick Swartzen right there.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Played him. Nick Swartzen's the best. Oh, that's... What? I
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: just realized that. What's Nick Swartzen right there?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Legendary role. Do any kids ever try to press you
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: on campus? Have you had any issues like that or no?
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: It's been chill?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: No, they've always been chill because I wear the home jersey.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: That's why, yeah, you got to play into the favoritism.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: So I haven't been pressed. But there's not really a
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: reason to press. I'm just bouncing around.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: And if someone... Like, ask for a picture, I just go,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: can I get a beer?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I drank probably 12 beers before I got to the...
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of people coming up to you. And
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: are you having any water, too, or are you just
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: having beer mostly?
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: A little bit.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I usually do it until I get heartburn. You drink
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: it until you get heartburn?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got heartburn right now.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: I got here at 9, I couldn't check into my
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: hotel until 4, and I'm on Broadway.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: But two years ago, I said, dude, start drinking water.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I've been drinking water. It's the.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's right here. It feels like I got shot
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: in the stomach. I swear it's since I got my
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: appendix removed. Damn, dude. That's not a conspiracy. That's why
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I don't go to the doctors. Half the shit they
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: say is bullshit.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Dude, of course, dude.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: All you need is TikTok and a fucking good attitude and...
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: a cash app account and you can fucking take care
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: of yourself these days, dude.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is like a true story. Okay. But like,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: this is, this is like, ever since, like how people
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: call me a lesbian or whatever. Because of your looks
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: or whatever?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, because of my looks. It happens to me sometimes too.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Some lady the other day said, is that a wig
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: on your head?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: But the doctor made an assumption at birth because I
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: had one kidney and the way my face looked and
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: assumed and told my parents that I would, like there
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: was a, high percentage chance that I was down syndrome.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, yeah? I'm just saying... Like, because the...
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Because the... Like, because the... The lookers, because the.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Someone said... It's because, like, my eyes.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: No, I think you got baby eyes. You got eyes
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: of like a.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Like almond eyes? Oh, yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I forgot you do have that. Well, I just got
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: to show you my baby picture. But that's why I
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: don't believe half the shit that they say. And then
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: when I went to... If your wife's got that nut
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: shape on them, that's a lot of the signature.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Other than I got.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: One time I got my appendix removed, and I'm not
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: kidding you, to test to see if they.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Like, I had pain. They told me to jump when
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I had appendicitis. And they probably laughed, huh?
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: I jumped, and I was like almost shit myself. I
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: was in so much pain.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: And where'd you get your appendix removed? Who removed it?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Was it a sanctioned place?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: It was a sanctioned place.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: It was pretty great, except for I didn't know until
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: after that they put a catheter in.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I guess that's... They put a catheter in? That's a
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: fucking pervert. Because they go... I don't want somebody looking
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: up my wiener. I'll tell you what's up there. I've
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: looked up there.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Nothing, buddy.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're going to have to use a really small
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: needle to really get in there.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: But you, dude, if you're not drinking water, that's why
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: they're doing all that shit, dude, because you're not drinking
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: any water. You're... The human body's 95% water, and you're
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: out here fucking drinking Miller Lite and Kool-Aid and shit?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: That's because it's a weekend. You're out here drinking fucking.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: It's been two years since I've seen you had the same.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Problem, dude. You bring me to Nashville.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You're out here drinking fucking Hawaiian punch every day?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: You bring me to Nashville, and you said you'd go
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: to Hotel One on Broadway. It's awesome.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: And what is there to do? There is just a...
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: It looks like an invasion of... bachelorette parties.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you'll see some thick in boots, maybe a
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: lot of thick in boots out there.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I know, they're ready to march for something. March our party.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Dude, I saw that clip of you standing on business
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: in the hood, dude.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Was that tough? Was that a tough moment?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't think I was in the hood.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: So the background story for that was I was going
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: to play, I was at Russell Westbrook's old high school
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: and I was going to I was going to buy
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: basketball shoes because I had a basketball game. And one
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: of my mods met me there and was like, hey,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: can you buy me these shoes? So I bought this
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: kid's shoes. I walk out and this guy goes like,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: you're in the wrong hood. And I was like, what?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Then I was like, you're in the wrong hood. And
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I saw he was kind of fat.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: So I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'll
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: push back. So I said, What did I say? Thank you, bro.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: What did he say?
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Wait, say that again, show him.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Why you don't.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Give a fuck? Okay, I got him on camera so
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: in case we got shot.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: What kind of vehicle are you getting? Are you part
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: of a funeral procession?
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: No, it's Uber. I got into the Uber Black because
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: it was just like, it was an event that someone
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: else threw so they got the car for that.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Look at you getting in there like it's a funeral,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: like I'm late for, oh, I had to get these
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: new shoes because You know, Danny died or whatever.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I was honestly scared I was going to get shot
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: in the back there. I was like, please, please step
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that dude was pressing. That didn't seem like a
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: real guy. Go back to that guy.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think he was more joking back hindsight because
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: he had his phone out too.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: So I knew he wasn't like really pressing.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, he hasn't even been in the sun. First
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: of all, he's a Mexican guy with very pale skin.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I don't trust a Mexican guy that hasn't been in
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: the sun. And neither do other Mexican people.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: That is true.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: That is the reason.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Bring up some really pale Mexicans because that should be illegal. Okay,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: first of all.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: They're actually, I think half of, I think there's like a,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: it's like half of Mexicans are pretty pale.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: No, but those are some of the women. You have
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: to keep the sun off of some of them because
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: they get pregnant and it can damage the child.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Is that true? Or you just make that up?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You ever see a pregnant woman just laying in the sun?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Like on the side of the road or whatever?
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: That is true. That is true.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I've actually haven't seen a pregnant woman in a long time.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: But I also just, you know, hang out at the club.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: So thank God, right? Well, I think it was a
• 23:58
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  Speaker 1: Um, what, uh, yeah, I'm trying to think of what
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  Speaker 1: else has been going on, dude. Oh, I saw that, um,
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  Speaker 1: I saw that you, uh, that you stream a lot
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are my boys. Yeah. If you could get Queso,
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  Speaker 2: that'd be sick. Is he a neat guy? He's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's really cool. And so is Jinxy. Jinxy's like
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: the realest person I've met in all of content. Like
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  Speaker 1: Because that was really, you guys really popped off together, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Well, he found me at like around a thousand viewers.
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  Speaker 3: And then like when I was with him, we'd get
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: to like, I'd get to 10. When I was, when
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: he was streaming, he'd get like, it was like a
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: times where he'd have a hundred thousand people.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: No way. So we would be, like, me.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: And Jinx would be streaming together, and, like, on his account,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: he'd have more viewers than, like, Thursday Night Football.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Like, on Prime, because it's on Prime. And I was like,
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• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Dude, but having fun, like, just being like that with
• 28:01
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• 28:03
  Speaker 2: It is pretty sick. It is a dream job. Like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know, like, I feel like your job is, like,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: way harder.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Like being a comedian, like you have to write, you
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: have to plan, you have to practice and stuff like that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Like streaming, you can just go on and kind of like,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: and then.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: What are the side effects of streaming? Like, do you
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: feel this constant pressure that people have to show up
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: there on the stream? And what are some things you said?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Dehydration is one of the products of it.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Bad breath. That's one of them.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: But another one would probably be, uh, like deep, you
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: kind of get like, this is maybe disassociate, disassociative.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Like you see a click of some views on the clips.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: You're like, you don't realize until you go in the
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: real world and people like, go like, well, I saw
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: you here.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Like I saw, saw, saw you there. Like I, I,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: I was riding on my, my bicycle today and someone
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: just came up and it's like.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: What are you doing here? I was like, filming you.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I think stuff like that's kind of strange, I think,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: but it's almost like I thought about this the other day.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: There's so much content out there that, Like, I guess
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: for you guys, especially as streamers, if you go out,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: you're in public, you're filming people, then it's not weird
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: if they start filming you.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: No, it's not like, I don't think any of it's weird.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: It's more of like, um, like what would you ask?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Like the bad side effects or the good side effects
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: or like the negative? Sorry, I have peacock brain.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: No worries. Uh, no, no, no.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: What are some things that we don't see like about streaming?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: That's tough.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Like, cause there's a lot of people like, I want
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: to stream, you know, I want to be like, um,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you know, I want to be the next.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Fousey or whatever. RIP.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: But it's like, Fousey's not dead. Fousey's not dead?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: No, he's reincarnated. You're lying. He's jacked now.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Sorry to laugh. I thought he was ripped, homie.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Dang. No, if maybe you're thinking about. No, this is him.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: He's jacked. Oh my God. He's alive.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I don't care if he's jacked. Jesus, who gives a shit? Dude,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: that's the problem with young people today. They're like, they
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: don't even care if somebody's.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Alive or not.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Like, he's jacked.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I always knew he was alive, though. He's thriving. He's
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: doing better. That's not Montel Williams. What is on your algorithm?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I would pay a million dollars to download your- On RIP, dude.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Hold on. On RIP, dog. On RIP him. On Rip Fousey, homie.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I knew it was a couple times he died at
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: a mall. He'd like, I knew there was, yeah, somebody
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: said he died near like a Build-A-Bear, like near a
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Bed Bath &.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Beyond-A-Bear or something. Has anyone ever started?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: A lot of those stores are merging now. You know,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: there's a Bed Bath & Beyond-A-Bear. I'm like, what the
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: fuck are we doing?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: That is a good idea, though, because then you just converge.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: It's like TV. Same five people own everything.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a Bed Bath & Beyond-A-Baskin-Robbins now, dude.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: And you're like, this is fucking, but you go in there,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: it's just a Build-A-Bear. With sprinkles on it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: It's nice, though. It's like you go to Target, you
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: go to CVS, and you can go to Starbucks or something. Yeah,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: all in one, dude.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: You can go in there, you can roller skate, you
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: can eat some... Eventually, weed's.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Going to be illegal everywhere, and I feel like it's
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: going to be in CVS, and every place is going
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: to smell like weed.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: You think so?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: But, dude, how weird is it going to be to
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, look at these motherfuckers. Look at these
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: poor motherfuckers smoking that CVS joint.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Dude, that would be me.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I'd be in the fucking parking lot in a Walgreens
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: joint with my wife, dude.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: I guess it's probably, I don't know if it's expensive
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: or cheap to make weed, but.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: It's got to be cheap, dude. Look at the people
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: that sell it, dude, when you think about it. Like
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: when you're growing up, the people that.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Sold it, bro. I had some good plugs. You did? Yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: they were actually funny.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: We had a blind dude that would fucking sell it
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: in our neighborhood.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I had a lady that would pull up, and she
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: had a menu of pizzas she could make you. And
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: she'd drop off the menu with whatever you wanted, and
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: she had her thing fully branded.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's Houston, though. That's some Houston shit. That's Houston shit.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Ooh, let's put these glasses on and be blind for
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a second.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Look at these. Is this a blind test? You gotta
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: see if you can do it or not. I feel
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: like Alan from The Hangover. How far can you see?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I can't see at all. My vision was still ass,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: but I could see pretty....
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: You look like a three blind mice.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: You look like.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: You look cool, dude. You're trying to be cool and blind.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Don't be that fucking dude.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to sit back. Do you want me
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: to sit back like that?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Dude, nothing's crazier than that dude who's trying to be
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: cool and blind, dude. He's trying to post up like
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: he's not blind or whatever.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: That's what you're doing, dude.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: If I had the money and I was blind, I
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: would 100% pimp out a cane or something, yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Would you have a CNI dog? I'd have four CNI dogs, dude.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I'd be like that guy.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, like the dog that gets, oh. Like in the Iditarod,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: that race, you know? Yeah, I went to Alaska.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: They'd be like, damn, this motherfucker's seeing for miles. Bro,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I'd have five fucking CNI dogs. Two of them would
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: be Cane Corsos. And one of them would be a
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Cocaine Corso.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: You'd probably haul ass on those things. They're pretty fast.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I'd be so fucking blind, I'd be a fucking boss.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: They're like, I don't even need to see, motherfucker. That's
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: how dope I am.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: If you could pick one of your senses that you
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: had to lose, which one would it be? Probably eating pussy.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: What was the question?
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: If you could lose any of your senses, that would
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: be the feeling of, I don't know, is that taste
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: or smell or feeling?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: That's like three senses you knocked out right there.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Look, you need a lot of them to do it
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: like I do it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Oh, you got a Carnival Cruise buffet over there, huh? No,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just joking, dude. I have no idea, dude. I
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: would probably lose.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Well, let me see. First of all... Wait, so do you...
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Let's ask... Do you actually... Do you get in there?
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Do I do oral sex or whatever? You frame it
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: like that?
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: You eat ass? Oh, whoa, dude. Bro, you're fishing in
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: the same spot. What do you mean? Bro, I mean,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I've had a little, but I'm not like... What do
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: you mean? Like you're accidentally like... No, dude, calm down, bro.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Me calm down? You brought it up. Don't be the
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: cool blind dude, dude. I'm not the cool blind dude.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: You put on glasses, immediately talked about eating pussy.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't. Yes, you're trying to out aura farm me. No,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not. Oral farming, dude. No, I'm not. It's not
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: oral farming. It's not. It's aura farming. Whatever. It's a
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: good thing. Bro, whatever. It's like when someone thirst traps you.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Sorry for interrupting you. That type shit, homie. No, you're good.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Keep fucking with the motion. I'm just kidding. That's a TikTok.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the internet.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it, but I will say this, dude.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I just want us to both be. I don't want
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: you to be the cool blind guy.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not the cool blind guy.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: You look at you right now. Tell me you aren't
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the cool blind guy.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I can't see myself. Do I look pout?
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Do I pull up to Dave's hot chicken and you
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: think they're letting me skip the line?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: All I can see is myself. I mean, that's where
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: your energy's at right now.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: That's why you're wearing sunglasses inside. There's power in that. Yeah.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Dude, these are wild, huh? Yours look good on you.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll take them off.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: What else can we talk about? Oh, you had a
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: new Netflix show. What's going on with that?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was awesome.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I just went to war with Johnny Manziel's ex-wife.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, was Johnny Manziel on that one?
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: No, it was Johnny Manziel's ex-wife. His ex-wife? Yeah, her
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: name's Brie Tessie. She does a Netflix show.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Was Brianna Chicken Fry on that one?
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: No, she wasn't.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: It was like, the people that were on this show,
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: it was like Dwight Howard, Brie Tessie, who else?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Dwight Howard was on there? Mark Esty. Was he flirting
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: at all with you, you think, or no?
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I thought the casting was not by accident. Hey, I'm
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: not going to read between the lines.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I saw Dwight Howard, I was like, okay, these motherfuckers
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: know what they're doing. Type shit. There was one time,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: We're walking around and Dwight said, like, somebody's like, he's like, sketch,
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: you got nice feet. And I was like, I was like, Dwight,
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: you don't want to be in this clip. I don't
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: know if you know, do you not want to be
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: in this clip? Thank God I didn't make the cut.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: But it was a great show. It was a great show.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: And honestly, all the people that, like, I ended up
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: fighting with made this show.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: I do like a little bit of drama on reality TV.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Zach Justice was there?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: You know Zach Justice?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Bring up Zach Justice.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Let me see.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I can't remember if I do know him.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: He's a YouTuber, and he's really into script.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Writing, too. Oh, I love this guy. He's awesome.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: That's who I thought it was.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: He was— He's the best. I don't want— Well, I
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: guess they're not— He did great on the show. I'm
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: not going to say how it ends.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Every time I see him, I just feel like I
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: always want to spend more time around him.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: He's a great guy. He is a great guy. He's interesting.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: We're trying to think of a show to do together. Yeah,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: that'd be a great idea. I mean, he's just, yeah.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Both you guys are so, like, people love y'all, you know?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: On that show, I saw that you guys didn't have
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: your phone for.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: How long was it? First seven days. Was that tough?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: What was that like? It made me schizophrenic almost.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: It wasn't that. It was like not having your phone
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: was cool. You got to like lock into the conversations.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: But like the game in itself like made you kind
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: of like because you're cut off from the world. You
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: can't really eat because the food's like shitty. And then
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: like they don't tell you the time of anything.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: So like you're everything's kind of thrown off.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: So you could be eating a muffin, you think it's breakfast,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: and it's 1.15 p.m.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Pretty much. But it's like prison.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: The basis of the show is like, imagine there's 12
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: people locked in prison.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Prize point is a million dollars.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: And then commissary is like high-priced things that can upgrade
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: your lifestyle.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Okay. So that's like the basis of the show.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: But not having the phone, did that start to tap
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: in at moments where you're like.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't mind it. I always wanted to play reality TV.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I was locked in and I was trying to get
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: everyone voted off. That got me voted off rather fast.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: So it was fun? It was fun. I'm just not
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: good at making alliances. Why is that, you think?
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Too much of a talker. And too much of an overthinker.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: And not enough water. Clearly not enough water. Bro, you
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: gotta fuel that bubbler, homie. It can't bubble if there's
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: no water. We were limited to two drinks a night there.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: And it was one of them water? They were five
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: grand a piece. Nuh-uh.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, she had to earn money to buy it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: No, it comes out of the prize pot.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: So if you want to relax, you got to drop
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: 10 Gs on the two drinks.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Dang. That's what I spent my money on, though. I
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: respect that. Well, it's not your money until you win.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: That's how I looked at it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that attitude. It's not your money until
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you win.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: You've done reality TV. Would you ever do, like, Survivor?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: No, I got asked to be on a show. I
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: think it was Mr. Beast Show or something. I didn't
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: go do it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I just have so much, like, I just have too much.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of taking a break from doing stuff because
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I've just been kind of burnt. I've just been like
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: kind of burnt out.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Burnt out on like doing content and stuff?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like touring and stuff really took it out
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: of me.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. For so long. Traveling can be.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I just needed a break, you know, that's what I need.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: um but yeah that's pretty much been it do you
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: feel do.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: You feel better when you're at home or do you
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: uh like do you like being does being home make
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: you antsy like you want to be on a road
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: again or how does it for me it's kind of
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: It's kind of a mix i guess i think you
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: know what's weird is like i attach a lot of
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: my i think my self-worth probably to like if i
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: am in like I think like if a woman is
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: interested in me or not, does that make any sense
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: to you?
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: But like in terms of like, like, like an actual
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: woman right now, or like in terms of like your job?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Um, no, like an actual woman.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: So I think it's like, I start thinking like, oh,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I'd like to, you know, I think if I had
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: like a, I don't know. It's all weird to say.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: It's like, If I had a relationship or something I
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: was really focusing on, I feel like it would be
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: more nice to be at home because then it's like
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: something I can start to work on and build a
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: family and.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: That sort of thing. 100%.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: But then since I feel like that's not really happening
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: in my life right now, which I'm not trying to–
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like I talk about that all the time.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: So I feel like I start to seem like I'm
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: like whining about it. But so that part of me
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: is then like, oh, maybe I should just go back
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: out on the road. You know what I'm saying? There's
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: nothing really– Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Like trying to find– did you try to find like– No.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Just because there's nothing like substantial here right now, let
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: me just go work. Let me just go work.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Keep your mind off of things.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Just because then, but then also that's got a little
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: bit of a trap. So yeah, I think I'm just
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: happy to be, uh, at home, let things settle, let
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: things chill.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: And that's the way you can like wrap your mind around.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: And I'll meet somebody like, yeah. Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: And give me a chance to wrap my mind about
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: around things. And even just to go to like sec games,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: it's like, I didn't have a chance to do a
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: lot of that for years. It was like, dude, I
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: think I've gone to eight. SEC games this year yeah
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to three more before the season's over
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I'll have been to an SEC game nine out of
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: eleven weeks.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: That's insane of uh yeah and that's that's like all
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: fun and stuff like what so like when you do
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: cool stuff say like you know do a big show
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: and like you like like you feel like accomplished like
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: who do you usually share like who do you like
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: share that with like for me like sometimes I like
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: before I had my girlfriend like say like if I
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: met like a like met someone big and I like,
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I'll be like, no way.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Like this just happened.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Like, is that, is that like something like, like in
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: a lady that you're like looking for or like, or like,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: or is that something like you don't have or do
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: you want or what?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Like, so when you, when you say like share something,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: like say if I had a fun show, it is
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: kind of weird. Sometimes you just get back in your
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: dress room and you're just there and it's okay.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Like my tour manager is great. And like, um, you know,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the other comedians and stuff, that's fun. So we had
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: that bond, but there are definitely times where it's like, yeah,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: you get back home and.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: There's no one to ground yourself. Yeah.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: There's not that there's definitely, you start to miss having
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: some sense of home.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: And then you start to wonder, well, is that going
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: to be something that's in my life?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: And it's not like, yeah, I could probably find someone,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: but you want to like, you want it to be
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: a good fit.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: And then yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Can you get through your own like hurdles and stuff
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: enough to make something like that work, you know?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: And, uh, so you, you think it's hard to date?
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Is it a hard dating pool or do you think
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: you got, high standards or do you have like a
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: guard up in terms of like, just be with being
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: like a public figure?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Like, like you're, you're, you, you, it's like harder to trust.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: No, I think I'll probably, I mean, I'll date like
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: kind of just, uh, uh, I don't, I think I'm
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: good at knowing who to trust kind of.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: And I think I'm good at, um, you know, I'll
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: try to just meet somebody here or there. Sometimes it
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: is hard to make the time for it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Um, yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Making time for it's, definitely one of the hardest things
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: about like dating and then where you, where you went
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: and it's something where you have to travel a lot.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Cause then like, if you have an animal, who's going
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: to watch the animals or like if who's going to,
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: who's going to be on the fort.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Also like I have to realize like I may
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: have these expectations of things, but I have to let
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: some of those go. It's like, you know, I think
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: there's always been this part of me. It's like, Oh,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: it's going to feel like whenever I met somebody when
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I was like 17 or 13, like, you know, there's
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: always this, this has, this kind of like romanticizing the issue.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: You know, or something.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: And then it's like, oh, well, I might meet somebody
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: this way or this way. And it's like, I'm always
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: in a way kind of setting myself up for a
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: little bit of being let down in those kinds of senses.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I think just turning it over to God, letting, you know,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: just be like, you know.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Letting your person come to you versus like really trying
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: to look for.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: And let me find ways to just be in love
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: with the world and being like, make the best, like,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: be a part of positive things like outside of like, um,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: what I want for myself.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Cause I, I was so, I remember watching the clip
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: of when you did the podcast with Saul and like that,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: that babe, I didn't really ever want to like a
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: relationship or anything.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Vulcan.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Volcano.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Or like, I'm stuck in pronunciation, but like when he
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: talks about like having, having like kids and like a
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: family and stuff like that, like that, that stuff, like, uh,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It made me realize that I kind
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: of wanted that, and then I stumbled upon it. So
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: I kind of got lucky, but.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was it tough for you? I know, like, after, like...
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: After the leak?
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Or her. Oh, dude, I call that D-Day.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: And I call the announcement, or by apology, the sketch
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: of the union, good branding.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: It was good branding. Oh, the sketch of the Union Address? Oh,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: that was hilarious, dude.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: You don't know what I did that day? I found
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: out that night the Faze guys came, got me.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I remember that part.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Banks called me. I was trying to get to the airport,
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: but it was midnight in L.A., so there was nowhere
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: to fly. And you were in L.A.? Yeah, without family,
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: so I was just trying to get back to my family.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Were they concerned about you or no?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were the.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: First ones I called, so they were trying to see
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: how they could get me back. And then, like, my
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: management group ended up meeting with, like, a PR person.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: They're like, you can kind of say it, say hi, or, like,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: try to do that.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't feel like fighting this battle.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: So I was like, fuck it, we'll go live. And
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: just went live for 10 minutes. And that was the
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: most viewers I ever had.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: We had 100,000 viewers.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Sounds like, like, I feel like Kim K when I
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: say that. But, like, that wasn't the goal.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: But it was.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Well, like, yeah, it was definitely, I remember, like, when I,
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: because I let it load for a sec, so I
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: could just, I didn't want to, like, start.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: And were you milling around as it was loading, like, doing, like,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: potentially low-key gay shit while it was loading?
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: No, I was pacing around. Okay, I was just checking.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Weiner was the last thing on my mind. I couldn't
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: look at my phone. It was everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Everyone,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: everyone texts me like, they're like, stay off your phone.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, don't worry. I know. But they're also
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: texting you on your phone. Yeah.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: And they're being very, but like everyone that reached out
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: to me, like it was like crazy amount of support
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: I got.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I remember everybody just a little bit concerned and just
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: checking in.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Because everybody just wanted to know that you, they loved
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: you no matter what. Everybody's done some fucking wild shit,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And, uh, just happened on camera, I guess. But
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: that was, uh, I don't know.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Since then, it made it easier for me to date
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: because then I feel like I didn't have to hide.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Anything or like more open.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: not like open like we do crazy shit or something
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: more like yeah not like you're.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Another one of Dwight Howard's rebounds or whatever no dude.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Get Dwight out of this clip he's a great guy
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: I think he is I'm joking dude I know I'm
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: messing with you I'm never serious I think it's funny
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: I do think that casting was on purpose oh they
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: definitely oh there was a couple dynamics of the casting
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: that like I kind of knew pre-loaded in when I
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: was because I was the first one in like Zach
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Justice and this another lady had like a online feud
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: and they were both there yeah they were both casted
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: so I was like I kind of knew that right
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: away I was like oh shit this is gonna this
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: is gonna be interesting I was like let me sit
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: back and watch oh that's fun dude when you can
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: sit back and watch dude yeah and then yeah it
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: was a it was a fun time though but yeah
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know what was the question before the D-Day
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: whole thing I.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Don't even know.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I just remember we had kind of talked about that
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: because it had kind of had.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: So the thing loaded. And so then you just kind
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: of said, oh, yeah, you just shared what was going on.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: It allowed me to be more. Yourself. Like, yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Like, like, not like, like in a like fluid way,
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: more like I don't have to like. worry about or
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: like like it's already out there so people like already
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: know i don't even have to talk about it like
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: or whatever so it's like.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Did you feel like people treated you any different after or.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: No um maybe some people some people not like a
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: lot of people that like talked bad about me like
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: have retracted since then because like i didn't make it
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: about When I didn't choose for it to come, like,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I know I didn't post it online, but I didn't, like,
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I didn't go drop it on my channel or something.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: And then, like, I don't know. It was, I don't
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: feel like anyone treated me any differently.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Am I bumming you out by talking about it? We
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: can not talk about it if you want.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: No, I don't care. Okay. I don't care.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't feel like you were uncomfortable.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Well, no, because it links back even to, like, our
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: first podcast. Because, like, when I told you about that prayer,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: that was during that time.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that, dude. So that was why I was, like,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: I couldn't even talk about it then. Oh, yeah.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: So, like, I was, like, couldn't even open with you,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: but now I can openly talk about it.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, there's been times in my life where it's just, like, yeah,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I like.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: And I'm sure it's, like, with a lot of people, like, for, like.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Like, uh you know like just like different everyone has
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: their different vices and stuff like that or like they're
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: different like things that they they try to keep hidden
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: or like.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: You know oh.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah we all have things that would make us feel
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: or that like for some reason have so much shame
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: attached to them or they may have shame even though
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, it's kind of, it's, it's odd
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: that we live in a society like that where, uh,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: because yeah, the truth is you'd probably want people to
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: just kind of share.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: So they feel free, you know? Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: But the amount of shame, I wish there was almost
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: like a meter of the amount of shame. We all
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: feel like the things that are kept hidden, you know,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: or the things that we feel we need to keep hidden,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Like shame is one of the shame and like what, uh,
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: like being nervous, like the two things that are like,
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I probably struggle with the most that are like things
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: that like you can control. But also, you can't control
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: at the same time. You feel the emotions, but you
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: can rewire your brain with your thoughts. But at the
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: end of the day, however nervous you are, it doesn't
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: change the outcome.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. It's such a useless... Same thing with the shame.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: You can wear the shame.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: You can feel so horrible about yourself, but it's not
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: going to really affect anything except for you.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Like other people like you know people come up to
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: me and still show me show me love or whatever
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: and i love them but it's like it's it if
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: i if i wore the shame like 24 7 like
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: it wouldn't like it wouldn't do anything like i have
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: like moments but.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Like yeah i think there's things that you feel like
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: you have to wear the shame like i know when
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: i was growing up i was so ashamed of myself
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: um And I didn't even know why. I was probably
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: ashamed of myself for even existing, you know, as a kid. Like,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I think I was in just such a place of
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: like low self-worth and of like nobody teaching me how
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: to have any self-worth about myself or ever even having
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: a conversation of like what self-worth meant or what it
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: even was. So to me, it was, you know, I
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: just almost just felt so embarrassed to even be anywhere
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: sometimes because of just kind of how horrible I felt
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: about myself as a child.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you carry any of that still? Do you
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: ever feel like you're not.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of it's gone away. I think
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: some of it's just age, getting older. I think ayahuasca,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff helped.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: You really? Oh, yeah. Going to therapy, that's helped a lot.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Therapy definitely helps me.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I started doing therapy. Well, I've always done a
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: little bit of therapy, but I usually ghost them like a.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Like the third or fourth time? Yeah. I feel good now.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Then your therapist was Sam and Colby trying to get
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: in touch with you on a Ouija board after that?
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: He's damn near.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: I talked to, I re-talked to, because I had a
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: therapist before I started streaming and then I have one now.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: And he was like, he's like, because of doctor rules,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: you're not, we can't tell people who you're working with
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: And he said, he saw me on TV one time
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: and we wanted to tell his wife, but he couldn't.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: And I was like, he's like, look at this handsome
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: little woman.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's exactly what he thought.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Look at this handsome softball coach right here. Bro, low-key,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: you do. Now I'm really feeling it, dude. I could
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: see you as kind of a white Filipino lesbian.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: I'm a little Mexican, but I'm not like.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: Sorry, that's the sound I feel like when you open
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: your little lesbian eyes in the morning.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: That's the sound that starts off.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I gotta change the way I dress. I've been getting
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: a lot of shit for it.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: You need to do overalls? I'd go with overalls.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Now you're trying to set me up. I'd go with
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: a tattoo, too. If you wore overalls, you would.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Get lesbian allegations out of the wazoo.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: No wonder you love eating pussy.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: There's nothing about it.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's only talking about eating pussy.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Bro, dude, all I'm saying, dude, you're way more of
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: a lesbian looking than me, dude.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Then you get right here.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: What?
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: And then from the back, too. Yeah, that's what I thought.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: From the back? That's your old trick, dude. No, that's
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: not my old trick. No way, dude. Keep me out
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: of that, bro. That's what I'm saying, dude, is this, bro.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: I'll say this, dude.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: You're way more– dude, all you need is– you need
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: to start getting– you'd have a tattoo that says, this
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: pussy don't run on– Oh, my God.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: That is absurd. That's what you need. No, I'd have
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: a tramp stamp for sure, though.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I would have a tramp stamp.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: What would it say? You have to have some wording
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: above it, too.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Use perplexity.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Bring up the best lesbian tramp stamp wording that you
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: could have.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: It'd be like, what.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: Do you call those things where it's just like, who's
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: the red guy from Star Wars?
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: It'd be like his tattoos.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Queer, uh, life. That's not it.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: That's insane. It says that? Is that what it says?
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Queer or lesbian pride symbols are phrases like duck life
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: or incorporating lesbian, trans pride colors or hearts. Okay, so
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: you could have a rainbow maybe. Bring up some great
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: lesbian kind of, what would you call them?
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Streamers?
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Just like something you would have on a tramp stamp
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: if you were a lesbian.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, lesbian tramp stamps? Or lesbian bumper stickers. These are
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: good ones. Love is love.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: You are my today and all of my tomorrows. That'd
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: be a crazy tramp stamp to have.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if that's a tramp stamp. You
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: kind of need something more like, I would say more
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: of like a design.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Like angel wings.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: You would definitely be a bigger lesbian, dude. Do you
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: think if we were lesbians, we would go on a
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: date or not?
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: I feel like you'd ask me out. I don't know
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're the one talking about it. And you're taking
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: me to dinner tonight.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's true. I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah,
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: thank you. Thank you very much. Wow, thanks. I can't wait. Okay. BLM, homie,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: type shit, boy. We're going to take his Subaru. We're teammates, huh?
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Right after practice.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Bro, if we were two lesbians, dude, we would... We
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: would get a lot of chicks, I think you'd think.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I think we'd have a, we'd talk a good game.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Dude, if we were lesbians, dude, we'd get the hottest
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: twins out there.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: We would be the hottest twins. No, we would get
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: the hottest twins. No, it'd be us, and we'd be
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: the most sought after.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: We would win an all-lesbian unk nephew contest, dude.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: That would be a good contest. We should probably try
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: to run that one.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Fuck, we would do great. God, we should have a
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: fucking contest. Men that look like lesbians, dude. Isn't there
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: something called Nambler or whatever? That was that thing?
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Nambler? What's Nambler? What is that? A mint?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: No. North American Man-Boy Love Association.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: No, that's not it, dude. Oh, my God. No, dude, no.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: No.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey. Unlook. Delete the history. Whatever. Freaking Nashville Predators.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: I'm fine, dude. Nashville Predators.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: And that's something we need to have a conversation about, too,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: is who the hell thought of the branding for the
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Nashville Predators?
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, that sounds like a scary movie.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: I walked past it and it said, he goes, he goes,
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: say cheese. I take it and it says, go Preds.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, that is not a good, you're,
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: you're one letter off of. Yeah.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: And what do you expect?
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: They should have definitely like, uh, Predators get him free
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: night or whatever.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: That is, they're probably, they probably, they do, they do
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: do that. That's a WWE though.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: They should scan the crowd, uh, for, uh, men just
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: sitting by themselves at the Preds games.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: It's like, now it's time for.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: The real Preds.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Make some noise.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: And they shoot just children's t-shirts into the crowd.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: And then it's just some guy like, look at this
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: guy just by himself.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I don't know. Yeah. That would be
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: a good, so they need to lean into that, I guess.
• 57:28
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• 59:58
  Speaker 1: They don't F around. Dude, I went to Hulk Hogan's funeral, right?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: And who's the head of the WWE? Who was the
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: guy for a long time?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Not Triple H. Vince McCone? Vince McCone.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: He came out of the back and he did like,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: he's like, all right, one more time for the Hulkster.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Let's hear it for me. And he did all of it.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: And they played his music on the speakers in the church.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? I am a.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: And he did all of the Hulk signs and stuff, dude.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: That is so sick.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Bro, it was really, really cool, man. It was probably
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: one of the best things that had happened.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You met Hulk Hogan in real life?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I met him when he was alive.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Did you have him on the podcast? I did, dude. Dude,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: that's crazy.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: It was probably one of the most special moments ever.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: We got to lock arms just because he was such
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: a part of our childhood, dude. I remember when I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: was a kid, it was like we felt like just
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: so like we just, I don't know, we just felt
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: like such low lives. Like we're in like this neighborhood
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and it felt like everybody looked down upon us.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: We didn't have anything.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: But when WWE came on, dude, that was something. Or
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: when NWA Wrestling. Because rich kids didn't watch wrestling. So
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: for poor kids, that was our shit, right? So when
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: that shit came on, dude, it was fucking like.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: What's NWA? That was National Wrestling Association. It was just
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: a different group. Is that also the. It changed into.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Is that what I was cubing them? Oh, it was
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: also NWA. Yeah, NWA.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: In words with attitude or whatever but yeah but Vince
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: McMahon he came out and did all of Hulk's things
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: and stuff did all of his like signature moves and
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: the place was going apeshit that was a really and
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: nobody even knew that he was there and he came
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: out of the back and like everybody was just sitting
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: in the pews it was pretty special man yeah that's
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: insane after you went through your thing that kind of
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: happened did they have were the were sports teams still
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: cool or was it weird.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: They're still cool I mean no one's acted weird towards
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: me everyone hit me up Like, that was before then.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: No athletes, like, really gave a fuck, to be honest.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, to a certain point, it's like, you know,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: you only know people....
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: As much as you know them.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially like us, we just meet people and you
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: don't really know what they're like.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Dude, but there's some that are so dope. Like, I've
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: met Joe Burrow a couple times. That dude's cool as hell.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's great.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: One of my favorite person in NFL that I've met
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: so far is Cam Jordan on the Saints.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Really? He's one of the coolest, like, realest guys I've
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: ever met. That's awesome to hear, dude. He goes to
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: a lot of WWE.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Or no, UFC. UFC, yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: That's where I got to meet him.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: At, dude.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I got to meet him when we
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: were at F1. Oh, that's great, dude.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: What made him so unique, you think?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: He's just very personable. When you talk to him, it's
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: a real conversation. He's locked in.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Some people you don't talk to as much, but I
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: got to talk to him on multiple occasions. Each time
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: I was left thinking higher and higher of him. All
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: around solid dude. I bet the St. Flock room probably
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: would say the same thing.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: He's a special guy, man. He's very smart, too, bro.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: He's just like, he's really, I don't know.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: He's been in the league for a while, too.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been in there, man. And he just stays
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: healthy enough to keep playing. And, you know, Saints have
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: had a tough time this year.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Jesus, dude.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: I wish he was on. I wish he had. I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: want him to win a Super Bowl. I know.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Well, did he win one with Breeze? I think he
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: won one.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Did he? With Breeze? How old is he? That would
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: have been like 2009. Is he that old? I don't know.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: What year is Cam Jordan in the league? You might
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: be right.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: You know what Cam Jordan is?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I want a Super Bowl. He played for the New
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Orleans Saints since they were on Super Bowl final in 2000.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: He started playing NFL in 2011. Wow.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn. He missed it. But he got to play
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: with Drew, though.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Still pretty amazing, dude. Maybe that's why I'm thinking of
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: it because there was overlap. Dude, we accidentally called. Well,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't accidentally. I called Max Crosby. They had a
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: game the other day.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: And it was yesterday.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: But.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I was with Pavia where we were getting IVs, and
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, let's call Crosby and just say
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: what's up to him because Max is one of my
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: favorite players.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: He's sick, too.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's so sick, dude. And he's literally in the
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: locker room. I'm like, why are you wearing all your
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Raiders shit? I thought it was a Halloween thing or something.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: He's like, dude, we have a game in 20 minutes.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, shit, bro.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: You used the college football schedule. You're like, what the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: hell are you wearing?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, dang, I just used my one Max
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Crosby answers your call.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Have you seen his chains in real life?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Bro, yeah, you let me hold one of them one
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: time at a WNBA game.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: And you told me that doesn't make you want to get... Oh,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: it makes you definitely... Just one? One that says this
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: past weekend? What if I got you that for your birthday?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I think somebody would.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Rob you? Are you worried about getting robbed? If I
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: have a chain, yeah. Hit up some percentage. Yeah. I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: do a couple of these when we go to the 7-Eleven.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: A couple of tuck underneath.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: To tighten it up.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Dude, my buddy Gianni, Gianni Paolo, bring him up. um
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: he's an actor he was in uh i think it's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: like black love or something no it's a show called
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: oh it's called power book ghost 2 with michael rainey
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: okay uh and johnny's great dude one of the best
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: guys ever.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Which one is he of all the of oh that's
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: him right there yeah can i get up to see.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Real quick yeah johnny paulo yeah oh dude yeah if
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: you're a short dude that dude's sick Bro, short-sighted lesbian, dude.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: You might, dude. Short-sighted lesbian. I'll tell you what, I'm
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: a nightmare on the road. They should take my license.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. You have a driver's license? Yes, I do.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: I can see cars. You just had to get up
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: within three feet of that TV. Because I was looking
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: at his jawline. That's why.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding. I couldn't see shit. It's bad.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: It's bad.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Bro, one kidney, bad eyes. Wait, is your kidney connected
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: to your eyesight?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Look that up.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Dude, this is all making sense, Sketch. You have to
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: get some water.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Get him some water.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: There's one right next to him.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you, sir.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: There's always one right next to him, and it's always full.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: I'm a glass fool type of guy.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Kidney health is indeed related to eyesight, primarily because both
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: the kidneys and eyes share common risk factors.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: And dude, you're already down to one bubbler. That's why
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: you only have... I'm going to fix it. The thing is...
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: You have one kidney, right? As long as they make
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: it to 30, I'm chill. No, I'm just kidding. You
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: have one kidney? Yes.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: That's why they thought when I was born with a
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: birth defect and for whatever reason, the way.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: I looked, they thought I was.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Well, being here at Vanderbilt, you come in, I was
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: sort of asking kids, I was like, what's your ACT?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, 33. I was like, holy shit.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: One kid said he got a 39. He's like, if
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: you get everything right, they just give you a 39.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: If you doubled my ACT score, I wouldn't have gotten
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: that score. Really? Yeah, I got like a 16 on
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: my first one and then an 18. 18's pretty good.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: That's someone who's not very good.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: 18 is not that good. Some kid in our town
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: got a 21.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: A 21 is like, that's good.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: You have to get over 20 to get like, I
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: think anywhere besides Arizona State or, you know, like one
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: of your in-state type of schools.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: It's competitive as hell. You know how hard it is
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: to get in University of Texas? Pretty tough, huh?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Well, with how big those high schools are, you have
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: to be like a top percentage to get autoed in.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: So you have to be, like, top.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Well, people need to go to trade schools. Did you
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: ever think of learning a trade?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Could you see me with a flamethrower? I would blow
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: something up. Pull up the lighter clip. I didn't even
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: know that lighters could blow up. I was just trying
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: to get out of a camping trip and threw a
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: lighter in there.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: If I had to do blue collar, too. You could
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: do it, dude. You would be a hat, bro. My
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: old job was blue collar enough. Did you put the
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: lighter in there? No, you didn't. Did you just put
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: the lighter in the fire? Sound God, you put it in.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Seriously.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. No, you didn't. I should've... I didn't...
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I did that.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Did you?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the story behind that, I was not trying
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: to kill my friends. I was trying to get out
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: of camping.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Because when we planned out the streaming, we were like,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: let's do a 24-7 camping stream out in the woods.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: You're losing lesbian points right now by denouncing camping.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Go on.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Try setting up a tent at night and then try
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: filming at night. We had no lights.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: We were just sitting around a campfire, and it was
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: cold as hell, and I was like, if we lose
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: our source of fire, we can leave.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love that. Did y'all leave? We went to
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Waffle House.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Grabbed a lighter, and came back, so I had to
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: finish the night.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: But it did.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, sometimes lesbian people, they like the dark because
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: they can come up and be like, I'm a man,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: you know? They can trick you in the dark.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of ladies that are stronger than me, probably. Oh, definitely, dude.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: I would watch you in some good physical competitions against
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: some strong women.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: Like, if I did a streaming series where I fought
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: UFC ladies, I'd probably get my ass kicked.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: No, I definitely would. Holly Holm?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Holly Holm's pretty hot, too. And she's very tough and competitive. See,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: you're definitely the lesbian. Oh, I'd let her kick me
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: till I came, you know? That's a crazy thing to say, dude.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: We can't say that kind of stuff, dude. She's going
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: to get really upset.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: She's beautiful. She's going to kick your ass. I know.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: I think she has a... That's why we have to be...
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: I think she has a.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: If we go to these UFC events, too, we're going
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: to get bitch slapped.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Dude, we can't say that, bro. She's going to be.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Holly, we're just... She's exceptional.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: I think you're awesome, Holly.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: She's a world champion. I would take an autograph and...
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: That's what you need to start doing. You interview so
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: many people, you should get... Do you not gasp for, like,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: game-worn jerseys or anything?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: No, we're just doing an auction right now, actually, for, uh...
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: We're raising funds for, um... Like, different places we perform.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they'll give you a jersey.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, we perform, like... And you'll sign that, and
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: then you'll auction it off? Yeah, we'll auction it off.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: What about, like, if someone comes on, and, like, you get, like... Like, say, like, uh...
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: I haven't done that. I should've.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: We did make these, like... We've got the Amish hat.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: That's a good start. And this is Louis C.K. 's book.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: That's dope. Did he sign it? He did sign it.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: I'm a collector, not a seller. Oh yeah, I would
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: never sell it. Like in terms of that type of stuff.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: I would just, yeah.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Keep it.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Some nice things that came in for sure that people
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: have given us as a gift.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: There's Rainn Wilson's book. Some lady made this real rat.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: You actually read books or do you like... Oh yeah,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: I love to read. Is it like a bedtime thing
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: or is it a travel thing? It's a little bit
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: of both. What is that? As a rat king. That's
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: a rat king? Oh my God, that's sick. Because you're
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: the rat king, right? Yeah, some lady made that. That
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: is such a pimp name.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: So that's pretty cool, dude.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Dude, what the hell?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I know, that's real rat right there, Danny.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Dude, that is insane. I need to think of a
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: sick nickname. I think it'll eat the cheese out your ass, homie. Well,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: sign me up.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if you want that, I don't know
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: what you want.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll just have to relaunch. I'm just kidding.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Is this the Rizzler candle, too?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: I just noticed that.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: That's when he blew out. Rizzler's bonkers.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Have you guys ever? I've met the Rizzler. Y'all ever
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: done a sleepover or anything?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no. But he's like really
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: cool though. Like he's like talking to a man.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: He's, well, he's six years old. But like he's like
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: the confidence of a man.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, there you guys are. Dude, he's so sweet. I'll
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: tell you this. I was having a tough week and
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: he sent me a really nice video.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Yeah. That's a great kid. This is what
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: I think's gonna... We.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Were talking about the biggest YouTube videos ever. And I
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: think one of the biggest YouTube videos ever. I forgot
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: who said it. But if the Rizzler did a... You
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: know how they do for five-star athletes picking their college?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: The Rizzler picking his college?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: If he did that on an announcement, a decision, that'd
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: be one of the coolest videos ever.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to see him go to college, dude.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I'd help him.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: I'd tutor him if he needed it. Yeah, if college
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: is still around.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: I.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Don't know what's going to happen. There's a lot of...
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: A lot of AI college now. You think he's kind
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: of a wigger, you think, or not?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: The Rizzler? Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: What classifies... What would classify you? Just a lot of
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: swag or something?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Just being a wigger? Possibly. I think so. He's definitely
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: got some flavor to him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: He's got some flavor. He's got some flavor.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Do you– because people classify you, I feel like.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: As a wiggy.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: You're like one of the few that's kind of left
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: or there's kind of like this resurgence. I feel like
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: it's kind of you, Bailey Zimmerman.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Bailey Zimmerman? Really? I just like wearing– Jake Paul probably.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: I like street wear and like rap. and stuff like
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: that because- Yeah, that's it, you qualify. But I'm from Houston. Huh?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Jake Paul's from Ohio.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Bro, people can be from, you think Uyghurans only from
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: one area do that?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. I bet they're from, they're
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: definitely from everywhere.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Bro, not only are you nearsighted, actually optically, but your
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: views of Uyghurs are hella nearsighted. Uyghurs can be from anywhere, dude.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: You think Lewis and Clark were fucking Uyghurs, dude.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Houston's pretty diverse.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: You think Lewis and Clark?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Bring up a picture of Lewis and Clark. Let's see
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: if they were wiggers or not.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: They're closer to lesbians. These are also paintings, not actual photos.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Can we get real photos of them, please? Is that Sacagawea?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Who knows? Sacagawea is a pretty cool name now I
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: think about it. Look at these wiggers, dog. I don't know.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: Meriwether Lewis, homie?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: That's the blackest name I've ever heard in my life, bro.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: And Willie Clark? Yeah, Willie Clark. Oh, come on, bro.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: They do have probably the best tandem name. That's probably
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: the first tandem in American history.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Bro, and you know they was out there looking for bitches, homie.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: You know that.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what they were doing.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: What do you get by going to the West Coast?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Scoping for chicks, dude. Yeah, they're trying to get some books.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Bro, they were looking. It was only Frontiers, dude. Them
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: bitches was out there.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: They climbed mountains to get it. So, yeah.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: All you have to do is swipe. Or sell at
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: a show in Columbus, Ohio. And then you just... Right
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: after it.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: What about any of the FaZe Clan? Those guys are
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: all wiggas, probably, you think?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Adapt is. Okay. That's one.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Um....
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: In probably, yeah. Or probably more like tech wiggas, maybe.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Can we say wigga or not? We can say it.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: If this is your show, I don't, I don't, I don't,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: I don't. You're here, dude.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: I'm just, I just, you didn't say anything.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just talking about it. It is a term.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: The first one was from our town, dude.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Really? Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Shout out Brian Purvis, dude.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Who else? Bubba Sparks. Remember him? Who the hell is
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: Bubba Sparks? Is that someone from your hometown?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: College Park, Bubba Sparks. We ready.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: They made that song?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a great song. Is Paul Wall, Paul Wall?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: That's not Paul Wall. That's Bubba Sparks. But I know,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: but Paul Wall wouldn't classify. Is Paul Wall white?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Paul Wall probably would, yeah. But Paul Wall's kind of
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: his own thing, man.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to look like when I get older. Gang, gang, gang.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Paul's exceptional, man. But yeah, I'm trying to think. And
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: some people might not think that term is legit anymore.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, when I was coming up,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: it was, and that's what it was, you know?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the dictionary, it's shrunk quite a bit.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: Rob Kardashian, that's one probably.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Rob Kardashian. I haven't seen a picture of him in
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: like years.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: But he gots a couple baby mamas in there.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: Birdman. Birdman, I believe, is.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Black.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: I believe he's black. No, what Birdman are you talking about? Oh,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: you're talking about Chris Anderson. Yeah, Chris Anderson. Oh, yeah, definitely, dude.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Machine Gun Kelly, maybe. Good question. MGK.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Kelsey, Travis Kelsey?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. I don't know, Taylor Swift probably.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: He might have converted.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he might have converted. He's just Lizzie and Taylor Swift.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: All the time. Who else?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking Kayfeg, Kevin Federline.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Uh, Pavia? Pavia, yeah, dude. Pavia for sure. Does he
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: have chains? Yes, he does, bro. Dude. Pavia for sure.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: How much is the Pavia NIL money? Does it say online?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Bring up Pavia's chains right there. There he is right
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: there with a couple chains on right there.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: I want him to toss those on me pregame. He's
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: the best. Come out of there with a free chain.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: We got to get him to go play for Houston, man.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Houston would love him.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: You know why? The Texans? Yeah. No, no, not Stroud.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, but Strauss, but I'm saying this could be, oh,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: but he could go in and be a backup for
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: a few years, you know?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, probably he could go. Do you think he could start?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: I think I could, but I think quarterbacks. Because he's 24, right?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: So he's kind of on the order.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I think it's better for guys to go in and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: be backups, though. A lot of these guys, they get
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: in so early. I don't know if it's great for them.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, the one that I think that shouldn't be
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: a backup right now is Shadera Sanders.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's interesting. For the Browns. He's actually, dude, I've
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: met him a couple times. He's sick. He is? Like,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: he's not cocky. He's, like, confident.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: Interesting and like he just he like he chills like
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: just listens to his own music and like all he
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: cares about is football but like he he's really smart
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: like he he documents like everything he does and like
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: from what i think he's gonna do he probably has
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: something that he's gonna be able to sell to like
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: a like an hbo and like it'll be like his
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: entire experience like When he films everything he does.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, so really, he's really locked in on, like, the
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: creative side and, like, the tech side and the digital side, huh?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I actually talked to him, and he was asking me about,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: because he was going to livestream his pro day, and
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, that's actually a genius idea to kind of, like,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: own your own content and, like, you know, like, why
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: give it to some big, like, ESPN and have all
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: the recruits come in, put.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: It on your thing, make money off it. Like do
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: your own thing.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: It is like, like it kind of a really smart idea,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: but like the idea that he's like filming everything, especially
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: with how the draft turned out, like, and then if
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: he turns out to be a baller, which I think
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: he will be, he's got, he's got like that.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: He's got that like killer instinct.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Well, I think it's great that he's not playing this
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: year in some ways. This is just my.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Judgment, right?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I think he's better than Dylan Gabriel, though. Well, I
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: think that they've definitely been having a tough time over there.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: But I do think it's great that he's not playing.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Let all that stuff kind of wash away a little bit.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Because there was so much hype of him coming into
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: the draft and everything. And then have him get a
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: chance just to be in that locker room. I think
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: being in a new place and then also going right
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: into the job seems very hectic, you know?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: And it's like one bad game, people would be like,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: rip him out and stuff like that.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Get him out of there, right?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: That's what they were talking about, like how quick the
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: turnover time is now, like quarterbacks and stuff like that.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: So I think if you could have more time there
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: just to be in the facility, you know, to be
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: in the venue and let people see who you are too.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I think Ty Simpson's great. I think he
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: could be.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Who's Ty Simpson?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: He's a quarterback for Alabama. Sorry, I'm back in college now.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so yeah, I'm just thinking back in college now.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ty Simpson, wasn't he a Heisman frontrunner?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: So great, yeah.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's really stepped into that job there.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: It's exciting, man. They turned.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: I did not think they were gonna, like, be able
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: to turn around that fast. Because I thought NIO money
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: was gonna affect... Because all the NIO money, like, I'm thinking, like,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: at Stanford, like, you know, like, people like that are
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: gonna come out of the woodworks and be able to
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: pay people.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: But, like, Alabama just still kicking ass. Well, there's just some.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Bro, you go there, and they show you all the
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: rings and, like, the history of the program.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: It really.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: The glory over there is pretty wild.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: That's where I think, like.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: I wonder if Arch Manning's playing alright, but if Arch
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: played at a smaller school, how crazy his stat line
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: would be. If he played in the Big Ten or something,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: he would have destroyed. I think he's still going to
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: come on, but he's going to take a little bit
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: more time.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be exciting to see what happens.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: And the good thing is that he probably doesn't feel hurried.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: He's been super patient about it. He's probably enjoying his
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: college experience, which is nice. And not every beat of
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: it has to be so overwhelmed with football.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: I bet it's been a great experience for him.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder how overwhelming it is, though, when they
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: think that you're supposed to be the number one overall
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: team going in. It's like your first game. Like they
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: expect you to hit a home run at the start. Right.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: See, that's that pressure of even being like a high
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: draft pick in the pros. It's like it's just like
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: and then we don't even have a lot of experienced
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: quarterbacks now because it's like you either have these guys
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: who have done only the guys that have done well,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: it feels like, or you have just a lot of
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: like guys that they start them off so early.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: And they cycle them in and out so fast.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: It's like a good example of like someone that was
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: cycling out too fast was like Baker Mayfield.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Like Baker Mayfield. That's what I think.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: If the Browns don't ever start Shador, they're going to
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: look back and it's going to be like another Baker
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: version where they had the guy, they go watch him
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: be some other team's hero.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: So wild. But I'm still rocking with Shroud. I still
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: believe in Shroud.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: Has the organization been good to you over the years, Texans?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they've been good.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: It's just like college football is a lot more easy
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: to stream, so I've been having a lot more fun
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: with that because I can stream from the sideline.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: And I'll go try to catch field goals and stuff
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, it's so fun. I don't know. The
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: college atmosphere is a little bit funner, too. Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: College atmosphere is fun, dude. Even just the youth of shit.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Is fun, dude. How's Vanderbilt?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Because you've been to LSU and then Vanderbilt. One's got
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: like an average GPA of like 2.5 and the other
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: one is like going to build the next rocket ship. Yeah.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, they'll be like, you know, in the Vanderbilt stands,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: you don't have like the kiss cam at some games
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: or like the hot dog cam, you know? And it's
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: just a gay dude, you know? But it's just, they'll
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: have like the different, you know, at Vanderbilt they'll have
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: like the reading cam. They'll just find people in the
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: stands that are reading during the game.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's hilarious.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: So it's fucking crazy. You know, you'll be like, oh,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: catcher in the rye. You know, you'll see a guy
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: look up.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: They go out there to study. Yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: So there's a lot of that kind of thing. Like, oh,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: who's tapped into some John Irving? Oh, Joyce Carol Oates.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: I've ventured into a fraternity house and then- found out how,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: how smart everyone was.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, Holy shit.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: This is, Oh, you get in there, their day trading.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: And there's like, they have a new hedge fund. Like
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: people leave at halftime because there's a new hedge fund
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: that just popped off.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: So it's definitely different energy at Vanderbilt. I think it's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: all new to them. It's interesting to watch a school
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: kind of like have this hysteria.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: And at the same time, try to decide like, is
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: this what they want for their school? What do they
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: think about it? Cause it's totally new. I mean, it's like,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Like being good at sports? Oh, well, being good at football.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Their baseball team has been amazing for a long time.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: The Vanderbilt Whistler? Have you ever heard of that guy?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: The Vanderbilt Whistler? Is that who it is? The Vanderbilt Whistler?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: You've never heard of him? Uh-uh. He's a Vanny Whistler. Oh,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: at the baseball game.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: He's apparently the most annoying... Well, I've been to a game.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: He is the most annoying fan in all of sports.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: But he pretty much whistles the entire game as loud
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: as he can. So when you're watching the College World Series...
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: He's like whistling the entire time. That's like my stepdad
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: at a titty bar, dude.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, they know you're here. You haven't tipped
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: in two hours. They know you're here.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: I went to, this is pre my girlfriend. I went
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: to like a titty bar. And then I want to
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: learn how you met her.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: That's where I would love to find out about how
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: the love took a place and what it took to
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: make it happen. But yeah, finish your story first. I'm
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: sorry for interrupting you.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: No, you're good.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: I went to a place called the Rustic Frog. And
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: it was like 2 a.m.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: And there was only.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: Like two fellas in there and the ladies were all
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: probably in their higher 30s. And it was like they
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: were like throwing the ones like they're like paper airplanes
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: at them.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: Is that the rustic frog or what is this? Oh,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: that'd be nice, boy. Oh, yeah, them cheeks glistening. Oh,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: is that it? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Hey, listen, this
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: is a Louisville, Kentucky thing.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: I like that. Actually, I think it's in Indiana. You
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: have to cross the river.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's over there in New Albany over there, Rustic Frog, boy.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't drink the tap water. Oh, hell yeah. Well,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: I'll make that booty burp. You feel me? Oh, my God.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're playing... That's a little crazy.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't put my tongue up in there.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some luck. And that's not for everybody. That's
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: just kind of like a different type of CPR.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the... Try to resuscitate a puffer fish. Oh,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: Resuscitate a puffer fish.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: Bro, I don't know. That was the most random titty
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: bar I've ever been to.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: The Texans aren't having such a great season this year.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Do you think there's any chance... that Aaron Rodgers would
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: come play for them.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: If there's any chance, zero chance. He's still playing on
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: the Steelers. He's playing pretty good, right? Okay, that's fine.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: I agree. He's doing great over there. Do you think, wait,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: so you did Ayahuasca. Yeah.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Would you recommend it for me? He did it and
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: he's playing better. Would you recommend.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: It for a sketch? For sure, dude.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't barely see, first of all. You're not
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: even sure how many, you know, If you have, you're
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: not drinking any water.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Is it one of those things that like messes with
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: your stomach at all? No, dude, you'll be fine.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: You're on the verge of a severe LGBTQ extravaganza.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: Lesbians know how to dress. This is the most I've
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: said lesbian in my life. No, I think it's great, dude.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: And look, if you go, I'll go, dude. I would
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: not go be a lesbian by myself. But if you go,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: I would give it a shot.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: But you're halfway there. And you're the other half. What
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: hell of a bad bitch. Dang.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: What does that say? Benefits of ayahuasca.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Significant reductions in depression, anxiety, stress, and overall psychiatric symptomology.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Helps people with treatment-resistant depression. Increases mindfulness, acceptance, and psychological
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: well-being even long-term after use. May foster personality improvements linked
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: to better mental health outcomes.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: And you felt like that was what happened? 100%. Okay. 100%, dude.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: I think you would absolutely love it.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: I want to know what happened. How did you find love, Sketch?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Because you had been going.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: Through a lot. A friend introduced us.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: And you were on dates. I remember seeing you on dates.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: That was the first time we were here. There was
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: a lady.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: There was a lady here that you were on a
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: date with, remember?
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: That one didn't work out.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: That didn't work out, I remember. But there was, like,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: there were times where you would see, like, there was, like,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: it's on a date, like, on TikTok, there would be, like,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: sketch on a date, sketch on a date.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was more for content.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: This one, this lady now, I bet, threw a friend.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: She didn't know who I was. I didn't know who
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: she was.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: And how was the first date? How did it pop off?
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: Where'd you guys go?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Went out, and then I got her number, and then
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: we went horseback riding.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pretty fun. Was it scary?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: Was there any moments during the horseback riding that were
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: kind of interesting?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I ate shit off it. It was pretty hard
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: to disembark. You fell off it? Getting off. But besides that,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: it was pretty easy. Just riding.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: And did you guys have a guide or was it
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: just you two just milling around?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: It was like on a tour thing.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: Just out there, Lewis and Clark and like a couple
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: of wiggas out there.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: Pretty much.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: You guys just riding off into the.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: Just trying to find gold. Found a gold digger instead. No,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Don't put that in the... Don't take
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: that out. I'm fucking with you. She's awesome. She is?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: What are some things that you really like about her, man?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: What makes it a good fit?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: She understands me. She's kind.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: But.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: There's, like, a ton of things. I don't... Like, she's, like... Probably...
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: She makes me better.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: In a lot of different ways. Like, she... just holds
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: me accountable and stuff like.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: That's dope I don't know it genuinely feels like a
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: partner so like it's been fun.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: Did you think you would find somebody like her or
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: was that like a surprise feeling no I.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: Ruled it out so I was just like I would
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: just get a role solo pretty much my whole life
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: and then That happened, and then pretty much just hang
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: out every day now.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: Wow. It's like a best friend, huh? Yep, pretty much. Dang, bro.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: You want me to put you on? No, it's your girl. No,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: not with my girl. You're the one talking about eating pussy.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: I said it one time.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: But you, like, what do you want? Do you want
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: to go to Roof Crips and eat footy or Luby's?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: There's two different types of dining, okay?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, all I'm saying is, yes, I'm open to meet
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: a good woman, dude. That's all I'm saying. Look, it's
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: one at a time. It's like things take time. I'll
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: meet a good woman. It'll happen. Antonio Brown gets out
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: of jail. That's my last question for you. Antonio Brown
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: gets out of jail. Do you think the Texans could
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: use him?
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: I think the Texans could use Antonio Brown. I think
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: they could... What's he in jail for?
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: He's in jail for attempted murder, I think. Okay, it's attempted. Well,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: at least he missed. I think.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: Is that him for sure? Yes, that is him. Do
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: you know what he did?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: Do you know what the story is? Uh-uh.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: He was at an Aiden Ross' boxing event and got
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: in some scuffle with someone.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'd shoot myself if I had to go to that. Oh,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Can we say that? I'm joking, Aiden. It's on video.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: You've never seen that? And he shot someone?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: He's just running and it's like an alleyway and you
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: just see him like.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: Shoot?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: They kind of shoot at someone. That's why I think
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: it's attempted or whatever. But I wonder why it took
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: so long because it was like cameras everywhere.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: If he gets released, right, do you think the Texans
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: should sign him?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: I think the Texans, if we have another losing season,
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: should have a prison league and then we should sign him.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: And we should sign everyone that's in prison and do
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: it kind of like the longest yard.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: And that's how we bring back the blue collar vibe
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: of Houston because we lost it.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: Y'all did? We lost it, yes, because originally Houston was
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: an oil town.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: And what happened with Houston was everyone, all the oil
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: money guys, like, went and bought up all the rights
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: to the seats, and now they don't go unless you're, like, 10-1.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: They try to sell the tickets, they never sell them,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: and if they do, it's the opposing team. So, like,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: all the tickets are owned by, like, like, corporate oil and, like,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: corporate construction, like, so it's, like, You don't have any
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: of the vibe of, like, if you went to Pittsburgh.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: Like, it's, like, the vibe. Like, you go to Green Bay. Like, it's, like,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: the people. Like, the Houston kind of lost that. They
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: lost their identity. Amen. But we also had the Oilers leave.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: Which, if you're a Tennessee fan. You know that they
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: ended up here. Fuck you all for that. Hey, look.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: What about the fact they almost won that first season?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, huh?
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: That was awesome. On a fucking throne of things that
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: we have put together.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: And who, what was that last play? Tell me that
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: last play.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, was that when they reached? Who did the reach?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: I know exactly. It was against the Rams. Super Bowl.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: Look up Tennessee Predators, 10-mile radius. Kevin Dyson. Kevin Dyson.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: That play is insane. Yeah, this is it right here.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: Look at this. This is for the Super Bowl.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: Yep, and y'all deserve every ounce of pain for that.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: You know what happened to us before we left?
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: We went to the AFC Championship three times and lost
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: to the Bills three times.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: The Oilers did? Yeah.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: Y'all lost to them three times and then they lost
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: three times.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, my God. Imagine getting beat by the fucking loser.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: We've never gotten to go to the party. Damn. That's
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: why when the Astros won, like, Houston lost their shit.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Wide left, dude. We also have the Rockets, too. We're
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: with Kevin Durant, so we're looking nice. Wide left. Narrow.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Your penis size?
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: Or what are you talking about?
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Or wide right. What was their kick? Oh, the, oh, the, when, who? Oh, wait,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: who'd y'all lose to three times, you said? We lost
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: to the Bills with Jim Kelly.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: Wide right. Yeah, that's who they kept missing. God. That's just.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: Heartbreaking times, man.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: That's just what happens.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: That's life, man. You know, sometimes you're just really close, but.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: You ever, like, who's your, do you have a pro team?
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: New Orleans Saints. When you said Cam Jordan, it was awesome.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: They've had a really tough year.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: So do you go to any games, or do you
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: watch them on Sundays, or are you kind of more
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: like college?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: I'll go watch the games, but I've really fallen in
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: with college football this year.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to an Ole Miss game, went
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: to a Bama game, went to a Vols game the
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: other night.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: That was pretty great.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: Well, the other thing, too, that pisses me off is
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: like NFL now. You can watch it on 20 different.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just too much. It just doesn't, I don't know.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it doesn't feel as much like, I don't know.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: It used to feel different.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like way too transactional now. It's like, you
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: want to watch this game?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: Pay this. You want to watch it without ads? Pay this.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: It feels very transactional.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: You want a $ 20 hot dog? And then? That was
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: just a question for you. Oh, yeah, I know.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: I want a $ 2 Frank. All right, you can put
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: it away then. Say again.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: I'm still having change, man. I want that $ 2 franc, homie. Sketch, man,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: thanks for hanging out, dude.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: Thanks for having me.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward. We got to go grab some dinner?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: Sounds good.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: I'll probably get a little workout in here at home
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: and then I'll come and link up with you.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds good.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: I'll probably, you know, just get lubed up before.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: That's what I'd call drinking before. Oh, getting lubed up. Okay.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: But like, That's what I said before everything happened. Now
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: when I say it, it sounds like a dirty joke.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Things change. That's the only thing. It's like I
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: can't make as many dirty jokes without people thinking, hey, whoa, hey. Yeah.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: That guy's, yeah. That guy's one of us. Is he
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: being serious right now?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: Dude, what the heck, man? Good to see you, bro.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: I'm happy that you're thriving. I'm happy that you're still
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: figuring it out. Outside of streaming, is there other stuff
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: that you kind of see like that you want to do?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: Like the landscape kind of changes a lot. You're a
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: creative guy. You're like a one of one. You're so
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: specific with who you, like you, there's no other you, right?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: So do you find other avenues where you feel like
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: this might be a good fit or do you feel
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: like streaming is kind of it for now?
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: Um, streaming's it for now, but I definitely like reality
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: TV aspects.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: Um, I like hosting stuff.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: I like, uh, like hosting the streamer awards was fun. I,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: but if I had a dream, like to be like,
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: like I want to be either in a movie or
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: in a TV show where it's like, like either the office,
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: Type vibe where it's like riffing and laughing all the time.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: Or like Step Brothers. I like how Will Ferrell and...
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: John C. Reilly? Yeah, John C. Reilly and like Kenny
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: Powers and stuff like that. I like the way that
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: when you watch their blooper reel, it's like they're just
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: like shooting the shit.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: Like that would be a dream role. Oh, yeah, dude.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: Or like to be able to find something that was
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: like to cling to.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: Or treasure hunting. What about that?
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: We're actually thinking about something like that.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: I can see that 100%. We're going to start doing
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: geocache streams. You know what geocaching is?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: It's where you go hide stuff and people go find it.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: Geocaching is a real-world treasure hunt using GPS-enabled devices to
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: find hidden containers called geocaches.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: Geocaches?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: Wow, dude. That sounds amazing. It's really fun, actually. Oh, bro.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: It sounds fascinating. So wait. So you... It's all over
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: So how would you be able to do it? Like,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: give me an example of what that would be like.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: So you go on, like, a geocaching app, and, like,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: they give you, like, the coordinates, and they kind of, like,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: maybe describe where it's hidden, and, like, you kind of
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: have to go find it.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: Like, it could be under a rock. It could be
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: up in a tree. And who hides this stuff? Anyone?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like a... It's anyone. It's like a...
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: It's like a very community.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: type thing like the people that take stuff usually replace
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: it with something like you know like that type of.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: Vibe so it's kind of like the burning man of
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: treasure hunting like it's kind of like you take you
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: put you you give back that sort of thing it's
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: pretty sick um and so but people can hide anything
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: it can be a poem it could be money it
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: could just be something like a positive like affirmation it
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: could be anything.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah it'd be pretty pissed if it's a positive affirmation
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: it takes it takes a while to get a lot
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: of that stuff yeah If it just said life's good,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: I'd be like.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: It cost me $ 30 in gas, motherfucker. We're in California
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: Did you, yeah, what would be a good reality show, dude?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of some good names.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: Okay. Influencers versus the real world.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: Ooh. So you would take people and say, like, change
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: a wind turbine. Like, you know how it's high up,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: so someone that's scared of heights, go take an influencer,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: that's their fear. Or take them and make them do
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: a dirty job if that's something they don't like to do,
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: like change sewer or something.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: And have them go against the actual person that does
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: that for a job in the real world?
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, either have it walked through or just something where
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: it's like, people always go, is streaming harder than that?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: Like that rage bait question, but doing that.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: Like what rage bait question? There's a rage bait question
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: that is streaming harder than a real job. Oh, got it.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: And like, it's not.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: Because you just turn on a camera and chill but
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: like usually those type of people don't have callous hands
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: like if you're doing like blue collar.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: Work yeah you'll have callousness on his fingertips just from
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: hitting like you.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: Know I got callousness on this hand from rubbing my
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: pecker too many times you're a pecker?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: What was another? Oh, are you smarter than a meth
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: head would be good.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: That's actually a great one. Is that a show already?
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: I think there is a guy that goes around and
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: street interviews.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: Or, dude, meth versus math, right? So somebody has to
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: do math problems really fast before some meth head just
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: chews their fucking arms and legs off, dude.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: I think if you.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: Found the right meth head, though, meth is supposed to
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: make you stronger, apparently.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, for sure, dude. Do you know how meth
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: was invented? The Nazis invented meth. Oh, they did?
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a Nazi invention to keep, because it
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: lowers your appetite, keeps you up, and it was a
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 3: way during World War II to keep their troops, because
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: they're fighting in Russia.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good point.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: Right here it says methamphetamine, known as Pervitin, during Nazi
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Germany was first synthesized in a usable form by the
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: German pharmaceutical company Temmler Werke in 1937. It was introduced
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: as a legal stimulant similar to coffee and quickly became
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: popular for its ability to keep users awake and alert.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, dude.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Meth versus math. Some dude walks into a classroom, huge
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: math problem. He's got to solve it. He has 30
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: seconds before a meth head gets loose in there and
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: fucking starts nibbling his fucking nipples off.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: You're probably going to get a more than a nipple off. Oh, dude, yeah.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: A little bit. I think the.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: They talk about meth and that thing like they talk
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: about Coke and Coca-Cola.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: Back in the day. Meth was... Meth is fucking... I've
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: never done meth. That would be crazy. Mom and dad.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mom and dad, never done meth. Yeah, dude, I'm
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: trying to think of anything else that would be a
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: good game.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: Like a good game show?
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a good game show. I think that meth
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: thing would be good. Or anything else we didn't talk about?
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: I think we covered a lot of stuff, huh?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: We covered a lot of stuff. you got anything else
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: you want to talk about?
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: Um, no, I think it's just like, I think for me,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: I just like realizing I just got to let things be,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: you know, just let this like, you know, you, sometimes
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: you try to plan, you try to think of this
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: and you can have some planning and stuff like that,
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: but just to take a step back and just let
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: things be sometimes, you know, soak in the moment.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: Just give things a chance to be a little bit
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: more and see what happens. You know, it's hard for
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: me to sometimes, uh.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: Like, are you a person that you don't, like, you
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: realize the good times after you're out of the good
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: times type?
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: Like, in the moment, like, you're like.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just, I have so many, like, just carrying
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: different expectations or hoping this happens. You know, just like,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: some of it's just like, hey, man, just let it be.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: And just that God's got you here for a reason
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: and that this is what's going on and that everything's
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: going to be okay, even though you might have different
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: ideas and stuff, that everything's going to be fine.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know? Definitely. Having faith is a big... Yeah.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: So I think just working on that probably a little
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: bit more is something that, you know, I'm, like, thinking
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: about a lot.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll be here for you if you need anything. Yeah, thanks, man.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 2: I know that. I appreciate that.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: You always check in, like, with some positive energy or
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: see what's going on.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you FaceTime me in the sauna. I appreciate that.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: Pretty cool. You were pretty liquided up. That was sweat.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: It was a lot of sweat.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honey.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Lights were off, too. Hey, dude, I couldn't even get
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: them to work. Who gets in a sauna without the
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: lights working? Dude, bro.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: That is, I told him, that's a bathhouse. That is
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: not a sauna. The lights are off and it's a sauna?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: That's not, you're a brother.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: You're a... We've been in the same place. Come on now.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: What's up, brother? That's a cock. No. You know what
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? You weren't reaching for the door. Why is
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: there so many holes?
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a hole of shit. Here's what I'm saying is, dude,
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: you remember the first time that you ever saw a
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: tit when you were a kid or not?
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: Not this first time.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Or you ever touched a tit or saw a real tit?
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of like the first time I
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: saw a real one. When was that time you saw
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: a real tit? Remember it?
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: Like I'm... Seen so many now Oh my bad bro
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: No not like that Like more just like.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: Fucking tit Ricky over here dude How many tits have
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: you seen Pussy the platypus.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: Dude I'm just saying I had a little A little?
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: Sounded like you had a lot I had a whole
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: mouth full Bro.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: We had this kid named Reginald Who had seen a
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: tit right And people heard that he had seen one
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: And we were like Motherfucking Reginald We're like We're like
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: Reginald What did it look like And he could, he
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: had like a little bit of like a stutter kind of,
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: and he couldn't even fucking tell us.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: And we're like trying to shake it out. Trying to,
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: trying to get the, we had a water board to
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: get to.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: Draw that tit, Reginald. You know, he'd be like tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: And with tit, you can't tell if somebody's stuttering or
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: they're just saying tit over and over again, dude. It's like,
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: it's kind of tough to know because there's not a
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: lot of letters.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: In it or whatever. Yeah.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: Like, Damn it, Reginald, tell us what it was like.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the first one you saw then? Tit, tit, tit.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: Or it was Reginald? Reginald saw it. And we all
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: fucking cornered him, dude.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: I remember the next day we saw him at school.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: We were like, Reginald saw a freaking tit. Reginald, you
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: better get over here right now. Yeah, you got to
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: show us. And Reginald, I think, was low-key gay, so
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: he shouldn't even have been seeing a tit, which I
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: think is one thing that made everybody kind of upset. Like, dude,
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: we've all been praying for tits, and Reginald gets it.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: The one guy that doesn't like it. The one guy
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: that doesn't like it.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: The one guy who's like, oh, that's a small little
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: tummy with a bump on it, you know?
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, Reginald? That's a tit. That's
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: a succulent. God. That's a tit, tit, tit, tit.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: First, you just wanted to just fucking shake it out
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: of him. That's a damn titty, Reginald.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: First dip light, it's all, had so much hair in it,
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: looked like a Venus flytrap.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: Ooh.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: And who was he? Who was he? No, he was,
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: it was a she. Yeah, sure it was, huh? All right.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: We'll see you, we'll see you guys in the future, man. Definitely.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about them in the future or us?
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to jump on your stream tomorrow, man. Let's
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: do it. Help make some fun content. Yeah, I'm so down.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: I've never done it. The only other stream. Yeah. You
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: did Speeds?
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going to jump in. I got to meet Speed.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: That was the first time I'd ever met him. So
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: it's kind of a lot. He like showed up. Dude,
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: his life's insane though.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: He moves like the president. It's insane.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, he moves like the president. Speed had more.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: He had as many people around him as I would
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: say like when I saw the vice president.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: Like I went to a soccer game and we were
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: in the same box and there's kids like in like
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: He left at like halftime because there was kids like
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 3: just below his feet just going, speed, speed, speed.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: It was pretty miraculous to see. But just to get
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: to see– say it, Reginald. Just to get to see
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: him and see what his world was like was pretty awesome.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: And the fact that he came by, it was nice
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: of him. That's just a lot of pressure doing that.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: He was doing like a 50-state tour or something.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's awesome. He's actually really cool. I got to
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: meet him a couple times.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he seemed like a cool guy, man. I mean,
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: he was cool. It was so quick.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I like when I do my streams
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: or whatever, I like to meet the people beforehand.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: And just at least say, hey, yeah.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because then it's like you know what people like
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: and don't like and that type of stuff. Yeah.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks so much for hanging out, dude. It's great
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: to see you again. And I'm looking forward to seeing
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: you this weekend. Can I get a pair of those
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: shoes too?
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: These?
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, these are awesome. You can't see, but these
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: are great.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: No, really? Yeah, dude, these are great, dude. I do
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: like them. These are these new Jordans. Are you serious?
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the retirement Jordans. Fuck no, these are fucking slippers, dude.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: These are damn pretty. Actually, these are some spaghetti sauce company.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: You gonna find a lady in that? That's the problem,
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: I think. I could style you. You might be right.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: If I threw a chain on you, you think that
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: would work? Maybe. We do like that, and then suddenly
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: I'm like wearing your shit.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: It depends on which closet you go in. Yeah. Might
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: come out looking like Wonder Woman.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: Might come out wondering about men. All right. Bro, love you, dude.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: Love you, too.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for just being alive and creating
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: cool stuff. You're going to do so much creative stuff
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: in the world, and I'm happy to be here to
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: witness it and always here if I can help. And
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: thank you, too, for just being somebody to reach out
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: and check in and see what's going on.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. Love you. Love you, too, man. It's also
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: always fun to be here. BLM, dude. BLM.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: I'll see you in the Subaru.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. Love you, girl. Love you, too.