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DLHS Hour 4 | Five things NOT to bring to cookout · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the d You can show you a twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty sixth ed because I want to know.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, in case you gotta be in Baltimore, I will
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  Speaker 1: be there this Friday and Saturday and Sunday Friday through
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  Speaker 1: at the Baltimore Comedy Factory and uh momorrow Day weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I think, where's the what did that? Where's the best
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  Speaker 2: barbecue place?
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  Speaker 3: I know you said? Huh.
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  Speaker 2: The best barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: Place I think I've been to in a long time
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  Speaker 1: used to be this place in New York, New York.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, with the paper it's right there in just below Midtown. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: on the you would think New York would not have
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  Speaker 4: great put it closed down?
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know why because the car throll through it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh car, But I think they were out of money.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, you know, I know great restaurants. I know
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  Speaker 1: a few great restaurants that have had mysterious fires or Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a couple in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 2: I know of a couple of.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, New York is really not a big
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  Speaker 4: well New York City, it's not a big barbecue spot.
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  Speaker 4: Like whenever we'd go, it'd be practically empty, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean? And the other place that they had
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  Speaker 4: was really for drinks only, you know, that was it.
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  Speaker 1: I think if the city's biggest, well, the place I've
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  Speaker 1: had the best lamb ribs I've ever had was Jack
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  Speaker 1: Stacks in Kent City.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm telling.
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  Speaker 1: You, oh yeah, there's great. Man, I am telling you.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jack Stacks lamb ribs. And I've never had
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  Speaker 1: those before.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never had.
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  Speaker 2: That's like baby backs with lamb.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: It's spectacular. It is spectac You can't really hear it.
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  Speaker 2: You know. It's tougher to Iran.
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  Speaker 5: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: The problem with Iran to me is those would you
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  Speaker 1: say their military leaders are brighter than ours, like their leader.
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  Speaker 5: Currently, Yes, yes, I'm right than there.
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  Speaker 1: Think about but if you didn't know what they were
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  Speaker 1: going to do and then they did it and they
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  Speaker 1: still have the straight and you have the two mightiest
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  Speaker 1: armies in the world, and that they're doing something right
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  Speaker 1: and you're doing something wrong because it's exceptional brown dudes
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  Speaker 1: against mediocre white dudes. That dude Pete Hetsmis couldn't think
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  Speaker 1: of his way out of a paper bag, and now
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  Speaker 1: he's in charge of a conflict like.
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  Speaker 5: That everything.
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  Speaker 1: And they don't really even care. Everyone talks about it.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what I think will happen.
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  Speaker 2: Even when this is over.
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  Speaker 1: They're still going to control the straight even when this
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  Speaker 1: is over. Iran, it's like, you better move, you better
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  Speaker 1: take that the Cuban and get out of here with it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's mediocre white men who are in conflict with
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  Speaker 1: exceptional brown man And you think that just because they're
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  Speaker 1: of a different religion, or they're darker, or they're another
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  Speaker 1: part of the world.
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  Speaker 2: It's some people that know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been. They've been fighting Ezra the King. Ezra
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  Speaker 1: one and four was about Cyrus the Great. They were
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  Speaker 1: fighting in the Bible. They were fighting in the Bible
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  Speaker 1: before that guy Jesus came. They've been doing this and
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  Speaker 1: they were fighting world powers.
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  Speaker 4: Which is interesting because I feel like, you know, when
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  Speaker 4: you take the oath of office a president and you
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  Speaker 4: talk about protecting and making, you know, in terms of
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  Speaker 4: the welfare of the country and all of those things,
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  Speaker 4: and putting it first, you got to.
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  Speaker 2: Do any of those things.
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  Speaker 4: None of those things, from taxpayer money to even being
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  Speaker 4: concerned about the constituents. From educational standpoint, from a healthcare standpoint,
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't care about any of that.
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  Speaker 1: This dude tried to get a lifetime with an irs
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  Speaker 1: can added him right, and his family and all his
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  Speaker 1: businesses in perpetuity.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and then you saw he put up the big
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  Speaker 4: archway like's like, what.
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing before you head out to the Memorial
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  Speaker 1: Day cookout? Jasmine, give us the five top things not
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  Speaker 1: to bring not to bring to a cookout.
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  Speaker 2: You're crazy uncle in ged section.
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  Speaker 3: That's number five. You're crazy uncle and or cousin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, brother, sister, play cousin.
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  Speaker 3: Anybody who's crazy, don't bring them. Or then again they
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  Speaker 3: sometimes make the party.
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  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, everybody. See, let's see how long it be.
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  Speaker 4: Violence illustrated on the number four of the top five
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  Speaker 4: things not to bring to a cookout.
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  Speaker 3: Cheap liquor.
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  Speaker 5: If somebody show up at your house, was here some
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  Speaker 5: Jeff Brown used to show up with cof co liquor.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're gonna get out of here a jug
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  Speaker 2: of it? You'll get out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Like, hey man, this is you know, not too expensive.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five things not to bring
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  Speaker 4: to a cookout potato salad.
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  Speaker 3: What No, if your potato salad is good you should
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  Speaker 3: bring it.
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  Speaker 5: No. No, if somebody asks you, hey, bring your potato
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  Speaker 5: potatoes Outad, I mean it's good. Don't you just volunteer
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  Speaker 5: because we don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You like that.
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  Speaker 1: You know who may and I hate to bring this up.
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  Speaker 1: You know it makes spectacular Coast love Houston's.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you know who makes spectacular potatoes olead Lena, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she does, she does. And it was she brought it
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  Speaker 4: on her own and she was like, yeah, this is
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  Speaker 4: Dominican and we were all like it.
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  Speaker 2: It tastes like she's about to be deported.
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  Speaker 5: This is good.
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  Speaker 4: Number two of the top five things not to bring
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  Speaker 4: to a cookout tenfoil and tump aware because you ain't
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  Speaker 4: taking nothing from here. If you nothing, and what you're
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  Speaker 4: not gonna do is take what you brought. If you
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  Speaker 4: brought it here, leave it here.
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  Speaker 2: Unless it's horrible.
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  Speaker 3: Well you'll know if it's horrible because someone touched it, then.
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  Speaker 2: Your whole desk going back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah at the number one of the top five things
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  Speaker 4: not to bring to a cookout.
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  Speaker 2: Off brand soda, Yeah, that's just cost Co liquor. Same thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's a deal.
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be in Baltimore this Friday, Saturday Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: I too.
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  Speaker 2: Will be there at the Baltimore Comedy Factory.
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  Speaker 3: Can there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if you're up oblong, just show up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: You just a triangle.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care whatever it is trying Just get there.
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  Speaker 2: If you can't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to the New New York City mayor Mom, Donnie.
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  Speaker 4: You see where he's doing his saying he actually opened
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  Speaker 4: the very first city owned grocery store in the South Ronx.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see that? I think that's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Helping make groceries more affordable to people there in the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: And if it does well, which he thinks it will,
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  Speaker 4: he's going to actually do that in other boroughs, you know,
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  Speaker 4: all across New York City. I think that's pretty smart,
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  Speaker 4: very much so that so that's called caring for the people.
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  Speaker 1: It is somebody with Spencer Pratt ain't gonna do. I
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  Speaker 1: saw where Trump backed him. That that's definitely here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Why would anybody pick another Republican from a game?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the last time we picked somebody from
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  Speaker 1: TV or he was almost forts senator and he ruined,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be back.
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  Speaker 2: No, you won't get to the chappeer. Don't care, get
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  Speaker 2: to the job. Skip my man, cheat them what you
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  Speaker 2: learned today?
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  Speaker 5: Man, I'm just enjoying my my baby girls home for
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  Speaker 5: a little while before she leaves.
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  Speaker 2: She likes, she likes. She's at Tennessee right.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, and she's going on. She's leaving tomorrow. She's actually
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  Speaker 5: spending the summer in Kansas City. She'll be practicing and
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  Speaker 5: working out with the Kansas City Protein all summer, so
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  Speaker 5: she'll be up there.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome. Oh wow, good, tell her to go to Jack Stacks.
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  Speaker 2: She'll love it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Stack, Okay, if you're not going to Happy, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where he's going to bring.
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  Speaker 2: The party straight to you.
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  Speaker 1: deal huge?
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  Speaker 2: We shall see you on the other side.