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Tequilla Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.24.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Jason Alexander is taking accountability
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  for a sketch that his co -star, Courtney Stodden,
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  says went too far. Here's what I thought. Okay,
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  okay, okay. No, in this skit, Jason Alexander
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  kind of touched her boobs and went... Hopping
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  out. And she was like 17 at the time. But you
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  gotta remember, this was a different era. There's
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  no excusing it. But she is the same woman that
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  got married to a 50 -year -old. It wasn't like
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  this was something that goes on a Disney set.
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  The Seinfeld alum expressing regret after being
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  called out by the former reality TV star for,
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  quote, repeatedly rubbing a phone across her
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  breast during the skit released online in 2012.
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  Yeah, did she have her 51 -year -old husband
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  intervene? So which side should I be on? The
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  left side. Not this side? No. Not this side.
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  Why are they blurring out the boobs? It's not
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  even, it's just a bra. We're so politically correct.
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  If you're going to show the footage, let me see
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  that rack. This side over here. Yes. the side.
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  Alrighty then. That's it! She was married on
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  a Monday morning! She's a bust down! I'm an actor
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  apologizing to Courtney in a statement given
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  to Ian. Oh, dude, it was George Castillo. Why'd
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  you say sorry to her? It was July 22nd. Life
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  needs to say sorry to her! She's a dummy! Hmm.
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  Yeah, she was six months away from being 18.
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  Not making it right! She's not. She's no saint.
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  She's getting that Britney Renner disease where
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  she's embarrassed about her past. So now she's
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  trying to rewrite it. Hi. How are you? Let me
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  first do this right here. Let me press this button
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  right here. Okay, so this is going to be confusing
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  if you're listening on Friday, July 24th. Woo
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  -hoo! It's a Friday. But if you're listening
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  to this podcast, like most people listen to podcasts
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  in the future, especially if it's on our syndicate
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  out in Fresno, hot 97 .7. It's Monday morning.
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  Okay, cool. Back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Unlike everyone
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  else in radio, I ain't gonna lie. I'm not being
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  pre -recorded. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning
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  show prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive.
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  And those are his good qualities. A sick person
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  with a powerful tool. On three! One, two, three,
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  go! Welcome to... Door is closing. Hi, this is
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  Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy
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  Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
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  Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this
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  button, boom, the whole program's gonna start.
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  Okay, wait. All right. Starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Oh yeah! What up? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your
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  host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always leave me a voicemail.
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  856 -49 -OB. It's 856 -49 -467 -73. And my last
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  name is spelled H -O -P -P -E, not H -O -P -P
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  -Y. You can tweet at me at RyanOBRadio. Always
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  email me, RyanOBRadio, at gmail .com. is the
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  deal. We begin every Monday show with a case
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  of the Mondays. And we begin every Friday show
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  with this. Hold up. My mom's in there. Oh. She
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  about to go to work, though. Oh, it is. Hey.
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  I know you don't smoke weed. Oh, really? I know
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  this. Mm -hmm. But I'm gonna get you high today.
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  Yep. Because it's Friday. Mm -hmm. You ain't
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  got no job. Mm -hmm. And you ain't got shit to
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  do. Oh, yeah. Unless you're listening in Fresno
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  and it's Monday and you have the memories of
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  Friday. I took 20 milligrams of gummies. So I'm
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  feeling good. Good, good gumdrops. They were
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  gumdrops. Eight, five, six, four, nine, four,
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  six, seven, seven, three. So much to get into.
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  So let's knock. I wanted to be able to sleep
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  in. So I've been telling you guys recently how
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  I've been doing this thing that I'm not taking
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  my respirator all at night and I'm getting more
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  natural sleep. I'm waking up more tired. Last
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  night I was like, ah, screw it. Come screw me
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  in without any lube, you melatonin. Make me groggy
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  in the morning. And that is exactly what it did.
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  I'm dragging ass today, but I feel more rested.
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  Less cranky. You know what the most psychotic
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  part about this show? There's a lot of psychotic
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  things about my podcast. There's no doubt about
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  it. But the most psychotic part is when my cat's
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  laying down all happy. While I'm ranting like
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  a maniac. There she is looking all cute. Also,
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  today is National Tequila Day and a National
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  Lemon Day. Put some lemon in that tequila. In
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  honor of National Tequila Day and a National
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  Lemon Day, we got to play this legendary porn
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  clip. No, it's not the actual porn. Even though
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  it's a pretty good film. It's with that creepin'
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  out as James Dean, some kind of grungy looking
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  girl. And they're looking at their lemon field
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  in their backyard of all the lemons they're growing.
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  And a lemon whore steals their lemons! Oh, James.
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  Yes, Hayley? I'm so glad. I'm so glad that our
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  lemon tree finally grew. Me too. And sprouted
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  fruitful lemony lemons. I know. Me too. I mean,
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  imagine. We can make lemonade. Key lemon pie.
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  Lemon meringue pie. Got it. I think it's the
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  most valuable property that we have. I do agree.
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  I think we should go to the bank and get a loan.
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  Actually, I think we should just get lemon tree
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  insurance. And then there's Joanna Angel. Sorry
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  to put her in her breath. I think you're right.
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  And then get alone and use the lemon tree as
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  collateral. I truly do love our lemon tree. Just
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  imagine a life full of lemon trees. Ah, it's
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  the best. No, and all our beautiful lemons. Endless
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  possibilities. Endless possibilities. They're
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  so beautiful. I wish I was a lemon. I wish I
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  was a lemon too! But now you can identify as
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  one. You wish you were a lemon? If you were a
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  lemon, I would put you on my shelf and cherish
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  you like I cherish all our lemons. Are you? That's
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  so beautiful. Is this the weirdest point ever?
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  I only hope that the whores aren't stealing our
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  lemons. Naughty whores always steal lemons. We
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  do have a couple lemon whores in this community.
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  Those damn lemon stealing whores. That's right!
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  Because no one will take our prized lemons from
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  us. Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we
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  looked at our lemon tree? Mm -hmm. It has been
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  about ten seconds till we left. Hey! Hey, what
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  the fuck? It's a horse! It's a horse stealing
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  our lemons! Here. James, get the lemons back.
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  You can't have these. These are our babies. And
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  she gets naked. That's a good... That's a good
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  point. And I never resist. A motivational speech
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  that Ray J gives us all. Otis! Ray J telling
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  us what's good. Otis! There they are making him.
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  Otis. Here comes the most motivational speech
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  ever. Yes, sir. A soldier boy wants a DNA test
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  over his child. Trump has no plans to intervene.
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  On the Tate brothers. Celeste Rebus' mom began
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  crying at the D4VD murder case. And we'll talk
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  about it later. But LeBron joined the team. That
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  is unknown. It's the 76ers. Very interesting.
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  There's another reason to hate Philly. Here's
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  a girl debating if she's special to date. Guys
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  are just weird about dating trans girls because
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  honestly, as a trans girl, we are real women.
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  We're just special girls. By special, I don't
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  mean retarded. I'm uncomfortable. Don't use that
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  word. It's okay being trans. But when you use
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  the R word, you're a loser. When you use the
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  R word, you're telling me that you're ignorant.
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  Mm -hmm. Supposedly, one in five people get cheated
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  on at bachelor or bachelorette parties. Maybe
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  it's one in five don't cheat. Mm. Here's Nia
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  telling a guy about a girl he dated on OnlyFans.
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  I was dating a girl who did OnlyFans. Oh, yeah.
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  Mm -hmm. And why the fuck are you looking at
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  me like that? Yeah, Adrian Broner does not like
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  that. And I want to say, bro, girls can't change.
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  No, they can. If they could, you'd still be dating
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  her. She use you, you semp. Can? I think they
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  can. I don't believe it. Like, I'm not saying
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  he can't, like, change as a person, but she's
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  still the same bust down. And the sooner you
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  admit it to yourself, the better. Oh, yeah. I
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  am so annoyed with this trend recently. Everybody
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  that's liberal is interviewing the loser known
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  as Hunter Biden. It drives me off the wall. All
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  the opportunities to be a moron that these podcasts
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  give them. But then again, I might be contributing
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  to the problem. He says that the picture that
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  Harrison Butker, the Kansas City Chiefs kicker,
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  took with Josh Hawley made him look like a gay
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  couple. I believe that the biggest problem in
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  America is... He does sound like a better version
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  of his dad. Washington, D .C. with the federal
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  government is not the oligarchy. Whatever. He
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  is very likable. There's that story when they
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  had the intervention. And they had all the women
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  in the room, including his wife, that he cheated
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  on. And it wasn't awkward. That's when you know
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  a homie's got some pimp again. If you ever needed
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  proof that homie had pimp game. Cardi B reveals
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  some rules if her son gets someone pregnant.
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  My sons ever tell me, do they have a girl pregnant?
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  It will be the day that you have to get the f***
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  out of my house. Yeah. You got to show that to
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  your kids in 10 years. They're a little too young
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  to hear that. Yeah. I'm a little weird. But my
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  Brittany Ray. We all know that she's got a huge
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  body count. And now that she's not doing OnlyFans
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  and not grifting as a fake religious woman, because
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  that was a lie. Well, now she's doing these streams
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  and kick. She's looking raggedy. Absolutely,
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  positively raggedy. Now, you might be saying,
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  Ryan, what do you mean? You don't always look
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  the best. I also don't film the show. I know
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  what I look like. I'm hideous. You know what
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  you need to see, babe? And she should take her
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  own advice. Here she is calling out DJ Academics
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  for saying she fell off. I don't want to be there.
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  Okay? And to address Academics, you're saying
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  that I... Yeah, when people address Academics,
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  you're just giving him what he wants. Which is
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  attention. I fell off. The irony of you saying
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  that I fell off, but yet you did a 15 minute
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  fucking segment talking about me. That's not
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  a bad point. Here's the problem. These women
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  are doing these videos where they're freaking
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  in their front seat. And let's be really clear.
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  This is a pattern that you do. You're so quick
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  to talk about my relationship with Kevin. That
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  nigga said the reason you do all these segments
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  about me is because you're secretly in love with
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  me. I am. Yeah, we're in love with a freaking
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  bowling alley for a vagina. Are you going to
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  address him? I don't know. She is just mean.
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  It is amazing what freaking, you know, makeup
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  can do for a woman. She looks raggedy. I'm sorry.
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  Again, I look raggedy. Let me even look at the
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  pictures I've posted this week on myself. Posted
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  my logo. I did one of me looking kind of cute
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  in the studio. I did one of me looking kind of
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  tight in the studio. I did one of me wearing
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  a Lex and Terry shirt. I did one of me and Mrs.
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  Morning Glory from 2013. I did one of me and
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  my friend DJ Crowther from two years ago where
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  I was dressed nice. And today I'm going to post
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  one of me and Hammer and Hank. But I know my
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  plus and minuses. How do I make a woman? How
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  do you make a woman obsessed with you? Do you
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  want to know one thing that women are obsessed
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  with when it comes to men? Money. One thing.
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  What? Even if they don't vocalize it, they're
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  going to be drawn to you. Well, listen to my
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  words. And if you need help breaking toxic...
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  Oh, then go check out the link in my bio. My
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  link is in the bio. No one cares. A woman is
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  obsessed with a man that knows his worth. Oh,
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  yeah. A man that does not beg. Yeah. I had a
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  girl cancel on a date on me last night. I'm supposed
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  to go on a date at 7 p .m. 5 .40. She has a sore
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  throat. It sucks, man. I hate when sore throats.
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  Mm -hmm. I hate when sore throats, you know,
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  do the thing called make you cancel a date an
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  hour before. So, like, the sore throat was in
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  around at 1 p .m., right? It just randomly came
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  70 minutes before. And when I say beg, I'm saying
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  for attention, communication, affection, consistency.
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  Hey, begging. He knows his worth. If you are
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  playing games, you can't give me what I need.
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  I'm removing myself and going elsewhere. Whatever.
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  Let me see here. I got a message. How many downloads
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  do you have? Let's see here. 800 ,000 since 2012.
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  807 in the last hour. 10 ,000 in the last month.
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  Nice try, Cleveland! I don't even know if I'm
• 19:17
  going to the morning show boot camp. It's in
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  two weeks. I'm like, Jesus, do I want to go to
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  Cleveland and hang out with a bunch of radio
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  narcissists? No. I guess clavicular had bad breath
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  and a girl gave him a breath and said, you're
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  not breath maxing. Of gum? What are you trying
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  to say? You're not breath maxing. Yeah, he probably
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  just reeks of vodka and semen. He just looks
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  like he does. What's going on with Trump? Trump
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  has no plans to help the Tate brothers with their
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  current legal troubles. Why would he? TMZ broke
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  the story that the Tate brothers were arrested
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  in Miami on Saturday. And there were rumors online
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  that Trump was going to come to the rescue. Of
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  course he didn't. Why would he? The White House
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  press secretary, Caroline Leavitt, was actually
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  asked if the president has any plans to intervene
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  in the extradition process, which she instantly
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  replied, no. I love how he's above them. Jeffrey
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  Epstein and all the other pedophiles. Oh, the
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  Tate brothers can't do it. That's why I draw
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  the line. Okay, then jump. Kim Kardashian has
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  a new commercial where she says she didn't pass
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  the bar, she raised it. Here's Rick Ross responding
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  to 50 Cent about his low sales. Got it! Y 'all
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  know I'm shooting videos to everything. Yeah,
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  because you're bored. And unfortunately, as much
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  of a legend as you are, there's a word to describe
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  you. Not annoying. Not a fake tough guy. Well,
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  you could say those. But there's another word.
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  Irrelevant. That's what you are. Copy hour. Copy
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  hour. Copy hour. and hockeyradio .com. The hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
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  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 21:48
  is poop. We also need to be affectionate, and
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  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
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  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
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  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
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  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
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  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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  Oh, yeah! Every Friday, I do this! Every day,
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  my weekend! We'll be right back. Lea Lee, nigga,
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  I'm just light -skinned I ain't Puerto Rican
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  Michael Jackson, PC My ice look like it's Christmas
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  Buddy, I'm amazing Come out with my pageant Bitch,
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  I'm the boss So they think that I'm a raven Yeah,
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  I'm tokin' like the Taliban Tunes from my garrison
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  My car sits so high Don't stop no bitch, I land
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  And all this ain't juice, man But I'm on that
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  juice, man Give me five bottles of that goose
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  I get a loose man For real, baby, you I can't
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  do that on my hands I ain't do this shit every
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  day Ballin' to my plan Girl, ballin' is my 9
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  to 5 Me and Spock, it's true to life You don't
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  walk, it's kind of big You will get them to the
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  nine Hurses to the verses Nigga, you just sweet
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  like Hershey's We're in the 20, girl, fast So
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  fast Every day by weekend You know I fuck with
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  bitches Overdosing on the strong, rolling quarters
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  of the hood Club Miami Saturday, girls the baddest
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  in my book I just walk right on in while you
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  lame niggas look Even on a Sunday, I don't take
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  a day Y 'all with clubbing and a station in my
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  nigga, you ain't alone Chickens see the insides,
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  first they take they shirt off Second when they
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  hear our songs, then they take they shirt off
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  Third she gonna serve us, mouth stick her tongue
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  out Nigga, I'm a cash cow. Every day, my weekend,
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  living life on a fastball. Every day, my weekend.
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  All right, that's getting annoying. All righty,
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  let's see if I may have all right here with this
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  button that we're going to press right here.
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  Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love Cheese from the
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  world -famous Man Cow Show, and you're listening
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  to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on
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  the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people
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  add the radio legend part. It boosts my ego.
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  The show you secretly listen to, and that includes
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  you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages. Whatever.
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  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
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  to Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know you like.
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  And now, something completely different. Door
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  is closing. Thank you. And the other stations
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  are tuned in too. Yeah. You keep a list so long.
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  Okay. You turn your tears to headlines And you
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  watch the whole thing flow Always the victim
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  pose Always the perfect face You sign that little
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  paper And you leave no little trace Tell me who
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  gets banged You never say your name Oh, what's
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  going on? Walk away. It's always them. Always
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  them. Never you. Never you. It's always them.
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  Always them. That's your favorite thing to do.
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  Shine the silence. Catch the pain. Wear the halo.
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  It's the lane. It's always them. Oh, yeah. Never
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  you. Woo! 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -0 -B. It's 8 -5 -6 -4
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  -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You. From boost to bigger
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  stages. Dude, point at me. All right, I have
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  your radio. You can always email me. Penelope's
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  podcast at gmail .com. Howdy. It's almost time
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  for Taylor Swift news. Howdy. Oh, never mind.
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  Let's do this right now. I'm feeling caffeinated.
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  Just had a bang energy. I'm ready to bang. Happy
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  Hot Topic. Jesus Christ. Where do we want to
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  start with? I don't want to get this nonsense.
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  It was. absolutely magical. Kylie Kelsey's not
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  gonna lie. What's she gonna question? That's
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  not true. What's she gonna say? Oh yeah, the
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  wedding sucked and Jason made an ass of himself.
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  He had a great time at Taylor Swift and Travis
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  Kelsey's wedding. Although she's making sure
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  their secrets don't end up as front page news.
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  Yeah, that's the thing. She can say it all the
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  time. You're lying! Nothing's that perfect in
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  life! Oh, but it's Shut up! Stop sitting on the
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  road kissing her ass! Happy Hot Topic! I found
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  out that your name was originally Orpah? It was
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  Orpah from the Bible. People started calling
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  me more like Oompa Loompa until you took a Zumpik.
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  Oprah. So that's her real name. Anybody that
• 31:21
  gives that piece of garbage! interview ain't
• 31:27
  getting time for me, honey. I have no love laws
• 31:31
  for Oprah. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Now to Jimmy
• 31:37
  Kimmel revealing he tried to lure Stephen Colbert
• 31:40
  back to late night, but was shut down. Yeah,
• 31:43
  Jimmy Kimmel thinks you sound cool. Are you hiring?
• 31:47
  I'll be Guillermo's sidekick. Jimmy, who's in
• 31:50
  the midst of his two -month summer break, tells
• 31:51
  Variety No, he's on a break! No, who cares? Of
• 31:56
  course I asked him to be in his rotation of...
• 31:59
  Alright, so... Bunch of liberal nonsense. Mark
• 32:04
  Ballas isn't dancing around the mess Derek Hough
• 32:09
  left behind. Yeah! Derek Hough seems like a douche!
• 32:15
  In a July 22nd Instagram post, the Dancing With
• 32:19
  The Stars pro shares a video of the a... Oh,
• 32:21
  he's such a pr... aftermath following Derek's
• 32:25
  stay at his New York City apartment. He declares
• 32:29
  he has proof that Derek Hough is a messy house
• 32:32
  guest, calling out everything from an unmade
• 32:35
  bed to empty coconut water and protein smoothie
• 32:38
  bottles. Oh, it's barely anything. Shut the fuck
• 32:40
  up. It's not that, right? It's not like Liam
• 32:42
  Payne, pink cocaine messy. Show your ass! You're
• 32:47
  lying! You're an over -exaggerating moron! Happy
• 32:51
  Hot Tub! We unscrewed the lid, the cap on a bottle
• 32:59
  of Jack, on a fifth of Jack. And filled up the
• 33:02
  Jack, the cap with Jack. And pulled a couple
• 33:08
  syringes. So that's how Tommy Lee injected himself
• 33:12
  with whiskey. What a loser! Let's make an Italian
• 33:16
  feast for my wife's birthday. There it is, Betty
• 33:22
  Blanco. And Selena Gomez making dinner in Italy.
• 33:30
  God for fricking them. New details have come
• 33:37
  to light about Jax Taylor and Loic Rapp's relationship.
• 33:40
  After Kristen Doughty made... Oh yeah! He's plowing
• 33:43
  at us! A scathing response to reports that Jax
• 33:48
  was dating his strange wife, Brittany Cartwright's
• 33:50
  publicist. God, Brittany's got a nice chest,
• 33:52
  so... Even claiming that the two started seeing
• 33:55
  each other during the former couple's relationship.
• 33:58
  God, that'd be a good threesome. Oh, the publicist
• 34:01
  is a side chick! You know, she's so much better
• 34:06
  in bed! Source tells E! News July 23rd that that
• 34:10
  is false. All right, of course they're gonna
• 34:12
  deny it. I cheated on you with the publicist.
• 34:16
  She has a better head. It's that time of year.
• 34:21
  Time for family vacations filled with fun and
• 34:24
  possibly a little drama. Oh, yeah. Nothing like
• 34:28
  some family drama. Mine was in 2008. We went
• 34:34
  to L .A. to see my uncle. And my dad thought
• 34:38
  I stole his Mickey ears from Disneyland. A list
• 34:41
  of what not to do while on vacation with her.
• 34:45
  With Chelsea Handler. and her famous friends
• 34:48
  have some thoughts. Chelsea, sharing the nine
• 34:53
  slide list to Instagram July 22nd, holds from
• 34:56
  her 2025 book, I'll Have What She's Having. Among
• 35:00
  the rules, acknowledge her employees and house
• 35:02
  staff. Clean up after yourself. Don't consume
• 35:05
  copious amounts of alcohol. Be nice to your moms.
• 35:08
  I don't like the copious parts of alcohol. When
• 35:11
  you do it, it's loud. Especially when you sleep,
• 35:16
  you're loud at the top. Tom Holland is revealing
• 35:20
  the biggest regret of his career. Well, the actor
• 35:23
  is currently starring in two summer blockbusters,
• 35:27
  Spider -Man Brand New Day and The Odyssey. He
• 35:36
  shares with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos during
• 35:38
  his July 22nd appearance on live that he does
• 35:41
  have one regret when it comes to his time in
• 35:43
  Hollywood. Tom starts by saying this about jumping
• 35:46
  into rehearsal for his newest role as legendary
• 35:49
  dancer Fred Astaire in the highly anticipated
• 35:52
  biopic. I really feel like these two movies coming
• 35:56
  out at this time feel like I'm kind of finishing
• 35:59
  the first chapter of my career. Ah, he's having
• 36:02
  that corner life crisis! For the first time ever,
• 36:16
  Powerball tickets are now for sale in the United
• 36:18
  Kingdom. The singer David is back in an L .A.
• 36:28
  courtroom for the third day of the... Yeah, his
• 36:30
  music sucks! preliminary hearing in his murder
• 36:34
  case. Yeah, loser. Yeah, loser! You're a soulless
• 36:39
  moron! What's going on here? You had your first
• 36:44
  kid when you were how old? I was 14. Okay, 14.
• 36:47
  So, oh my God, 14. I can't make it fast today,
• 36:51
  it's 14. Oh my God. Oh my God. Lil Wayne reflecting
• 36:53
  on becoming a dad when he was just a kid. Yeah,
• 36:57
  that ain't great. And the shocking reason behind
• 37:01
  it. Well, we all know that there was something
• 37:05
  happening between him and Birdman. Birdman's
• 37:11
  a little too close to him for my liking. Were
• 37:14
  you nervous? Are you nervous? That's what I want
• 37:19
  to ask him. It's a popular retirement community
• 37:32
  in Florida. The rule, you have to be 55 and older.
• 37:37
  Yeah, I'm so sick of these boomers gatekeeping.
• 37:40
  The worst generation ever! To live there. But
• 37:43
  this 28 -year -old calls it home and doesn't
• 37:46
  want to move. As Allison Hall reports, the board
• 37:49
  is now voting to determine her fate. Yeah, we
• 37:52
  all know, especially in friggin' Florida, that
• 37:56
  HOAs are a bunch of losers. Now, if you're getting
• 38:04
  offended by this rant, you're probably in an
• 38:06
  HOA, which means, not if you're in an HOA, but
• 38:10
  you're running, which means you're a loser. It's
• 38:14
  a beautiful village of 155 homes. With one catch,
• 38:18
  you have to be at least 55 years old. Can we
• 38:21
  get rid of that? Mm -hmm. I'm so sick of older
• 38:25
  people gatekeeping. You're the worst generation
• 38:28
  ever. You're stupid. You're on a pet rock. Shut
• 38:32
  up. Now some residents want this woman out, saying
• 38:36
  she's just too young to live there. It's freaking
• 38:39
  hot. Mm -hmm. 100 % being forced out. Bethany
• 38:43
  Michelle's father, Paul, bought a home in Freedom
• 38:45
  at Arbor Mill in Jacksonville, Florida in 2019.
• 38:49
  Oh, yeah. She moved in to care for... For the
• 38:52
  ailing vet, when he took a turn... Yeah, she
• 38:54
  took care of him! The age -awakened! Suck my
• 38:57
  ass! For the worse... He was a really high -risk
• 39:00
  patient. He was terminally ill. He was on dialysis.
• 39:03
  Her dad died in 2023, and in his will, he bequeathed
• 39:07
  her the house. That is a weird way to say it.
• 39:10
  Weeks later, she says the homeowners association
• 39:12
  sent her this document, stating each occupied
• 39:16
  home shall at all times be occupied by at least
• 39:19
  one person. Can you imagine being a dirty...
• 39:22
  Ratted moron from the HOA. Just how miserable
• 39:25
  of losers they are. 55 years of age or older.
• 39:30
  Bethany. Gee, why do young people not respect
• 39:33
  boomers? Because you all suck. He is 28. Shut
• 39:38
  up, piece of ass. All right, hope it all works
• 39:40
  out. But that HOA can just go shut up. Blah,
• 39:45
  blah, blah. God, that didn't work. Blah, blah,
• 39:49
  blah. Blah, blah, blah. Live in your avocado
• 39:52
  toast. You all smell like dust because you're
• 39:55
  old. We'll be right back. Fake lives, fake drama,
• 40:48
  they choose. No talent required, it's Kardashian
• 40:51
  news. All right. I know. No! Copy Hot Topic!
• 40:57
  Oh, jeez! Mm -hmm. I like to keep my private
• 41:01
  life pretty private. But shouting this from the
• 41:04
  rooftops. Oh, yeah! Oh, God! I'm close! Kendall
• 41:09
  Jenner telling her closest friends she's in love
• 41:12
  with Jacob Elordi. And her whirlwind romance
• 41:14
  with the actor feels like something out of a
• 41:17
  movie. Yeah, because he's an actor, so he's probably
• 41:19
  doing what he does in movies. I know what it's
• 41:22
  really like to date an actor. Hmm? 47 days until
• 41:39
  the NFL comes back on Wednesday, September 9th.
• 41:48
  Oh yeah, we got so much happening. Who's going
• 41:53
  to win the Super Bowl this year? We don't know.
• 41:57
  But you can let me know your NFL predictions
• 41:59
  at 856 - 4 -9 -0 -B. It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6
• 42:07
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• 42:12
  You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio .com.
• 42:17
  That is... Oh, yeah. Are you ready for some NFL
• 42:23
  news? To talk about Le 'Veon Bell being a moron?
• 42:27
  Dead, dead, deadbeat dead. Let's go. Mm -hmm.
• 42:40
  This is what it sounds like when I climax. And
• 42:48
  then it just turns into silence as the woman
• 42:55
  leaves the room. What's going on here? Former
• 43:07
  Steeler running back Le 'Veon Bell was a loser!
• 43:11
  Arrested in Ohio last night, Bell was taken to
• 43:14
  the Stark County Sheriff's Office and this mugshot
• 43:16
  was taken. He's smiling like a deadbeat, brain
• 43:20
  -dead, CTE loser! Bell was in Canton for a meet
• 43:24
  -and -greet event. Yeah, so he got arrested for
• 43:26
  not paying child support. And then what's happening
• 43:29
  here? What's going on with Jake Paul joining
• 43:34
  the NFL? Jake Paul might be serious about making
• 43:35
  one of the wildest career moves we've ever seen.
• 43:38
  After his loss to Anthony Joshua, Paul says he's
• 43:41
  already spoken with multiple NFL teams and coaches
• 43:46
  about potentially joining the league once his
• 43:48
  boxing career is over. Here's the problem. You're
• 43:50
  only going to be like 35 and you're an attention
• 43:53
  slug. And not just that, but they test for steroids.
• 44:01
  And Jake didn't mince words saying, quote, there's
• 44:04
  a lot of super mediocrity in the NFL. Right.
• 44:06
  I'm so sick of those morons. Yet, I talked about
• 44:10
  them. So I'm kind of contributing to the problem.
• 44:40
  Alright, now what do we got here? Oh, the person
• 44:45
  that on social media said that LeBron James was
• 44:48
  going to join the Miami Heat in a press conference.
• 44:50
  They made a Facebook or they made a YouTube post
• 44:53
  on accident when it was supposed to be a scheduled
• 44:55
  video. Yeah, that person got fired. Mm -hmm.
• 44:57
  It was LeBron John. The 76ers are very interested
• 45:04
  about. Mm -hmm. I think it was because of Clutch
• 45:08
  Sport and Maxi Plan. Kalen Clark, Derrick Rose,
• 45:14
  and Wemby are going to be on the cover of NBA
• 45:17
  2K. I'll take anybody over Wemby. Mm -hmm. Supposedly,
• 45:24
  Adam Silver was getting annoyed with how often.
• 45:27
  Mm -hmm. Or how long it took LeBron to announce
• 45:31
  where he was signing. And really, nobody cares.
• 45:36
  Unless you're in Philly. All the words Phillies
• 45:40
  had to say about LeBron. You've got to turn around
• 45:42
  and say sorry. So this dirty, rotten broad known
• 45:47
  as Nancy Armour wrote a bad article about Kaelin
• 45:50
  Clark. I love when women are like, men hold us
• 45:54
  back. No. I'd say you guys do a pretty good job
• 45:58
  of holding women back. You're all losers. Here
• 46:07
  is Bob Myers, former GM of the Warriors, talking
• 46:10
  about why we need to stop saying Mamba mentality.
• 46:13
  When people use the Mamba mentality, you guys,
• 46:16
  don't do that. You're not, like, don't say that.
• 46:19
  Like, don't even say that. Like, nobody should
• 46:22
  be allowed to say that. I agree. Ty Lawson claims
• 46:25
  racism after his arrest. Rips pasty -faced white
• 46:29
  woman. Yeah, you're claiming they're being racist
• 46:32
  against you, and then you're being a racist jackass.
• 46:37
  No wonder you didn't live up to your potential.
• 46:39
  You're stupid. LeBron says he was born with a
• 46:42
  God -given talent. Yeah, but God's not real.
• 46:48
  Kendrick Perkins says he used to go to strip
• 46:50
  clubs a lot. I bet he did. Jalen Brunson says
• 46:55
  he keeps his circle small. We kind of got that
• 46:57
  vibe. And here's Sophie Cunningham going off
• 47:01
  and defending Kaylin Clark. And it literally
• 47:03
  like pisses me off when people are like, she's
• 47:05
  not the face of the league. Who would be? What?
• 47:10
  Yeah. Bunch of women. Sabrina? No. No, there's
• 47:15
  really good, well -known people in our league.
• 47:17
  I'm not discrediting them. Like, we have a lot
• 47:19
  of badasses in our league. Like, hell yeah to
• 47:21
  that. Hell yeah! I'm all for that. But when people
• 47:24
  try to argue that she's not the face of our league,
• 47:26
  or our league would be where we're at without
• 47:29
  her, you're dumb as sh... Mm -hmm. Yeah. Sophie
• 47:34
  Cunningham is that right or dumb? You want on
• 47:38
  your son. God, I wonder what she looks like naked.
• 47:44
  Is it bad that I think that when I watch it?
• 47:50
  That's what I wonder. That's all I wonder about.
• 47:56
  All right, let's see here. I don't know. What
• 48:01
  should we do? I've been ranting for 46 minutes.
• 48:04
  I got to do the hammer and hang show. You know
• 48:08
  what? We're going to do a two -part. So if you're
• 48:11
  listening on Monday, Monday! You're hearing two
• 48:19
  shows back -to -back. But if you're listening
• 48:21
  to Friday's broadcast of Hoppy Hour with Ryan
• 48:24
  Hoppy, tomorrow we're going to do Chicago, Cleveland.
• 48:28
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• 48:32
  news. But for today, for the Friday broadcast
• 48:37
  of Happy Hour, I think that's it. I think I've
• 48:40
  said enough. I think I've given enough opinions
• 48:42
  to last a lifetime. I mean, I have recorded 184
• 48:51
  shows this year and also done 666 videos. It's
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  Do it like my birthday, do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday, do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday, do it like my birthday,
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  Blow the candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius,
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• 50:33
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• 50:56
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  I do it like my birthday, I do it like my birthday,
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  matching the rack Yeah, I'm doing my thing Got,
• 52:17
  got so many haters Why is so many hatin'? Sick
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  like a mental patient I floss like a dentist
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  patient This shit testin' my patience Sick as
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  work in my neck I'm gettin' spinnin' that money
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  Like the church in the town Layin' on gay skin
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  Blowin' trish in the winds It's like, yeah Yeah,
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  C -H -I, got a new sound. Making all the hoes
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  you, nothing is gonna save you. Fits on the streets.
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  a pound, the thaws out a lot, cause you know
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  are juking, playing cool breaks Copy's out, we're
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  Hoppy on the mic, dropping wisdom through streams
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  Syndicated Skaro, now it's time to shatter dreams
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  Oh, the Hoppy album's coming to a close Radio
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  hits, made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and
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  joy, dissolving in the air But we'll keep the
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  rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair The laughter's
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  glowing dim Eardrums mixed in hoppy like fingers
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  without rings VHX to FM The shoutouts hit the
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  street But soon the sound will vanish like shadows
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  in the heat Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a
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  close Radio waves fading like a wilting rose
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  Last torrential rain dissolving in the air But
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  we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair
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  Oh, life wasn't but the laughter We'll be right
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  back. Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
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  the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held
• 1:05:45
  the mic With humor so divine The void left in
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  our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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  speakers, silent thighs But coming to an end
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  Like a roller coaster Stopping round the river's
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  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind
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  Now silence flowers And the thoughts we can't
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  rewind So the Hoppy Hour Happy Hour. Happy Hour.
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  And like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco
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  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
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  I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll
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  call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
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  Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
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  broadcast day. Good night, and God bless America.
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  Door is closing.