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Sister Wives S4 E3 - Brutal Honesty · My Sister Wives Podcast

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  What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done.
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  Goodbye. You.
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  Shut it off. Do not twist my words.
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  Do not make me a victim, sweetie.
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  Just look at the mountain. That's what you saw that day.
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  Just the knife in the kidneys over all these years and the
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  sacrifices that I made to love you.
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  Season 4 Episode 3 Brutal honesty Kimber, do you like my
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  Jingle? I love it.
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  Did it move you? It did.
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  If only we could harmonize right now, but I don't have faith in
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  our ability to do that. Did it touch you in places that
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  only the vocal stylings of 1 Chris from My Sister Eyes
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  podcast could touch you? Yes, it made me quiver in my
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  loins. Oh, quiver in your loins.
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  So exciting. Well, this is our first Shorty
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  episode since you've joined a 22 minute error, so this one kind
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  of flew by. It went by pretty quickly.
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  Yeah, little baby of an episode. A baby.
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  A little baby. Oh, baby, baby of an episode.
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  We opened this episode at Janelle's house where Logan is
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  surrounded by children, which is not new for Logan.
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  And for our experience with Logan, he's telling the camera
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  that tomorrow is Kody's birthday, and so he's going to
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  take some of the younger children to the scrapbook store
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  to pick up things, to make presents, homemade gifts.
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  Oh, just so special. Better be better than the box of
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  rocks. That's all I was thinking.
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  Box of rocks. Savannah definitely makes up for
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  it in this episode with her gift.
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  It was much more touching. I mean, the other one was
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  touching, too, but it was a box of rocks.
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  Yeah. Creativity, Yeah.
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  We want to encourage the youth. Right.
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  I mean, it was very creative. The box of rocks was creative, I
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  will admit. Just not something I would like
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  to receive. Please, nobody ever give me a
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  box of rocks. I'm putting that out there right
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  now. If anyone ever gives me a box of
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  rocks, I may or may not have permission to slap you.
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  I'm putting it out there right now.
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  I'm taking mental note. I'm going to text your husband.
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  Kimber wants a box of rocks for her birthday.
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  A box of rocks, meaning precious gemstones.
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  Diamonds While this is happening, Logan is talking
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  about moving out of the house after school is done as he's a
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  senior in high school. So he has some milestones coming
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  up. He's like, you know, oh, I don't
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  know what I'm going to take with me of the family dynamics.
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  And it's like he's totally being prompted to give something, but
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  he's like a 1718 year old kid who's like, yeah, I guess I'm
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  just moving like I don't, I don't know.
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  It was a little weird. I don't know that it meant.
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  Anything. They were trying to get more out
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  of him and he's a teenage boy that it's hard to get him to
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  talk probably. You know, and, and he is like,
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  he's like a natural in his own way.
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  I don't think I've ever thought he was weird.
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  No, of course not. No, he's probably one of the
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  most normal like of the entire group.
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  Yes. So they go to this store and it
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  is a little bit of a mini version of Brown chaos.
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  He's escorting the children across the parking lot and into
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  the store and they're a little chaos crazy.
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  And they bought a bunch of stuff to make gifts for Kody.
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  Yeah, they probably spent way too much on a bunch of stuff
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  that is going to end up in a box or in the trash.
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  Yep, in a landfill. Yeah, in a landfill.
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  And that's how those places are. You know, everything is so
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  expensive when you're trying to buy crafts and whatnot.
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  I was just thinking, so they're just running through the store
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  picking things out, right? And I'm thinking, Oh my God, I
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  want to know how much that is or that is.
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  It's probably like 5 bucks for this, 5 bucks for that and each
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  kids picking out a bunch of stuff.
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  Yeah, it's never inexpensive to go to those kind of stores and I
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  I do love the like running joke. And this isn't necessarily about
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  birthday gifts, but the crafters in our lives.
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  And I'm not giving you big eyes. You're.
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  Not looking at me at all by. Any.
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  Not at all. But the the amount of money
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  people spend on stuff to make things, Yeah.
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  And how often these things will end up in a room, maybe never
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  used or used once, and there's like a whole bunch of it left or
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  whatever. And it's just wonderful because
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  why buy something already made at the store when you could make
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  it yourself? Oh God, you're totally talking
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  about me. No, I'm just, I'm talking about
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  all the women in my life who have craft rooms or storage
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  areas or places where there's just a bunch of shit that
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  they're going to do something with.
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  And I know I'm talking about like 90% of the people listening
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  to this podcast. So I'm not going to.
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  I'm trying not to make this out to table.
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  I'm going to tell you so as a married woman with two small
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  children, I have a bunch of of a certain.
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  I have a bunch of ambitions and I will get stuff with the best
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  of intentions and then never have the time to execute.
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  It is a bummer, but you know, I'll get you it one day.
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  Give me 20 years, I'll get to it.
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  In 20 years. In 20 years.
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  You're just not a crafter. You're like a painter.
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  You would do stuff to fix things up, but you wouldn't be sitting
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  around doing a craft. That's not you.
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  I do know what I'm not going to do.
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  And that is a craft. And I think some women in my
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  life maybe don't know that, and they're all good intentions.
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  They don't know that you're not going to craft.
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  No, they don't know that. They're not going to craft.
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  They're like, I'm going to make the most beautiful insert here
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  and it's like, OK, sounds good. Can't wait to see it so bad.
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  I thought that was a nice moment of reflection.
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  Oh no no no no no self reflection on this podcast.
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  No only judging others. We cut to Meri's house and the
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  wives have all gathered to plan Kody's party.
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  So they're showing the wives getting together at Meri's house
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  to plan this party, and they cut to all of the women on the couch
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  with Kody. And he says something.
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  You know, like, well, all the wives need to have their
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  birthdays be their birthdays and their special days.
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  And all of the wives need my birthday to be their special
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  days. He says they all have to have
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  access to me on my birthday. They kept all saying access to
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  Kody on his birthday and I'm like whoa, does that mean?
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  I know, like he's not getting four birthday blowjobs right.
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  No, you could tell. OK, this is what maybe I don't
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  know, maybe I'm reading into things too much, but you could
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  tell that he kind of was like, I probably would rather spend it
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  with one wife because I know I'm going to get laid that night,
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  but he's got to spend it with all of them and he's not getting
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  any poo Tang when he's with the whole Wu Tang Clan.
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  Like this is not going to happen, right?
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  Unless, I suppose, he's got to stay at somebody.
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  He's like, birthday's wrapped by 8 and I'm staying at Robyns
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  like, oh. Yeah.
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  He like plans it out like in advance to get the cycle right
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  so that he can be at Robyns for his birthday.
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  Perhaps. He's a manipulative fuck.
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  Yeah, the women, though, they kind of squabble about it.
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  Did they have a squabble? During the sit down part where
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  they're talking about all having access to him, he's kind of
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  trying to be silly about it and they get a little defensive
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  like, well, don't you want to see us all on your birthday?
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  Right. Yeah, they.
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  Kind of. Especially Christine.
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  Yeah, she was snippy about it. She's real happy these days,
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  yeah, and you can tell in all of her sound bites.
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  It's very apparent. What do you mean you don't want
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  to spend your birthday with all your wives?
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  What do you mean? You know the vibe didn't start
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  like that, but thanks for bringing it there.
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  Demon comes out, Yeah. Christine, when they're at the
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  house, Meri suggests that they get Kody a computer because he's
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  been needing one. And there does seem to be a
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  general consensus, like, yeah, he might not be the most excited
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  about it, but he has been talking about it.
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  Nothing stood out to me in this conversation.
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  Did anything stand out to you? No, nobody really had much to
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  say about it. They talked about a watch for a
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  minute and then they agree and they asked like, do we have all
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  the money for this? And you kind of wonder who's
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  ponying up what portion. You know, obviously some of them
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  are staying at home and that's totally fine.
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  They cannot contribute, but they get to put their name on the
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  gift and that's very generous of the other wives.
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  And I think that this is a moment where the sister wives
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  thing it's, they're being very nice and they are coming
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  together and being like, yes, we are all going to go in on this
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  gift. Everyone's name is going to go
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  in on it, which is really nice, isn't it?
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  I think so. It seemed like well natured,
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  well intended. Everyone is like, we're going to
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  get this gift for Kody. It's an expensive gift.
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  We'll have to figure out where in our budgets we can make it
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  happen. Yep, blah blah blah.
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  But we'll do it. While they're talking about
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  this, they're sitting around the table, they're like dining table
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  or the kitchen table, and they're assembling gift bags
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  slash party bags or whatever looked like favor bags for
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  probably the kids. Yeah, they were putting together
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  little party favor bags and like plastic little Baggies.
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  We didn't really see what was or I didn't pay attention to what
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  was going into them. But why do you need to give your
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  kids a party bag on their parents birthday?
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  Because you would generally that would be for if you're throwing
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  a child's birthday party. Like for instance, I am throwing
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  a birthday party for my son this coming Sunday and the theme is
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  to give a mouse a cookie. So I got little bags of cookies
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  for all the children that come. Not for the adults.
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  I mean, there will be leftovers for the adults, don't get me
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  wrong, right? I will probably let you have
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  one. One lonely cookie.
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  They're the little bags of Famous Amos cookies.
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  I didn't skimp out on the. Cookies.
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  That's nice, That's nice. But like, OK, that makes sense,
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  all the little kids get to leave with a little bag of cookies
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  from the party. I don't think that the children
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  in this instance need a weird little grab bag that's going to
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  end up in the landfill yet again.
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  You know what I say, this family loves landfill and.
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  What a waste of money. It's not cheap to get all those
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  things too. It adds up.
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  I kind of suspect that it is almost, I don't want to say a
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  distraction, but a thing for the kids to have and do right,
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  because they're getting nearly 20 children together.
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  Yeah. So they probably feel like if we
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  just give them shit then at least the young ones will be
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  occupied. Let's give them all whisk or
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  harmonicas. Even better.
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  That sounds like torture. 20 harmonicas.
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  Oh God, the Brown family band. So the next morning, Christine
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  is going over to Robyns and they're going to compare sizes
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  of their children because truly is so small.
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  And Saul, she's so large. She's so big.
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  She's so big. Solomon is huge.
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  So Christine's going over to Robyn's and that's the very
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  first thing that they do, is they weigh in their children.
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  It was funny on the way to Robyn's, Christine is holding
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  Truly, walking down the street and pushing the stroller.
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  And it's funny because they do live close enough.
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  I feel like they live like a block away from each other, so
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  they live close enough where, yeah, maybe it's like, I'm not
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  going to put the kid in the stroller because I'm just going
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  to take the kid out of the stroller.
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  But it's visually funny to watch someone walking an empty
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  stroller with a child in their hand.
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  I think that truly maybe started throwing a fit during the walk
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  and wanted to be like held the kids do that all of the time.
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  They'll say in, out, in, out and you kind of oblige them
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  depending on the scenario. And if she didn't want her to
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  throw a fit on camera, perhaps she obliged.
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  Yes, I am assuming there was nothing wrong or nefarious, it
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  just was funny to see. Like I'm like.
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  She's pushing it down the sidewalk and it looks like, oh
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  God. A ghost stroller.
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  Woman like what is happening when they're at Robyns, they
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  start doing the weigh insurance. The weigh insurance.
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  Now this was hard for me to follow.
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  What I did gather was that Truly weighs 19 lbs With her jacket
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  and her shoes on, that's about all I got.
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  Yeah, Christine was very clear. Oh little little truly.
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  Still has her jacketed shoes on and she's only £19.19.
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  Pounds and then she suggests Robyn get on the scale with Saul
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  and then without and they do the math to determine how much
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  Solomon weighs. This was hard for me to follow.
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  The first number that I gathered was 173.8 lbs which was Robyn
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  and Saul. Then they said a number. 150. 7
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  something one OK 157 I didn't know if it was 150.7 I did not
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  know what was going on. So then Christine says that he's
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  basically 3 lbs lighter than her, and so he's 16 lbs is kind
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  of what I gather. Yeah.
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  And what's their age difference? Because Truly was a brand new
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  baby at one point during the courting.
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  And they say that that was 2 1/2 years ago, that they've known
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  Robyn for 2 1/2 years. I'm assuming that Truly is a
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  year or a year and a half. I don't know.
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  I honestly don't know because it's like Truly was born before
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  they moved to Vegas. They've spent a holiday season
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  there and I can't remember what time of year they moved.
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  They don't tell us. They're just making a really big
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  deal about it and about how close they are in age.
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  And then they make jokes about how Saul's going to be truly's
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  protector because they're so close and.
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  Puke, which will never happen because that's never going to
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  happen. Right.
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  Well, Christine's like talking about how she's done having
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  kids. She doesn't want any more kids.
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  And Robyn makes a point to say that she might not be done and
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  that Meri might not be done. Got to throw that in there.
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  She had to throw that in there. Yep.
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  Which gave production an opportunity to have Meri have a
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  spotlight moment where she was back at home and they were
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  asking her and her hair was gorgeous.
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  Her hair's always gorgeous. And Meri reviews how Robyn
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  offered the surrogacy at the end of last season, which we are all
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  very familiar with. We're all disgusted with.
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  I mean, I don't know. I don't think anybody's in favor
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  of this situation in our discussions.
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  The comments online like everyone is just like no, like
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  no, no, no, I think. That exactly what Robyn wanted
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  to happen out of this happened, and that is that Meri says that
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  she will be forever grateful. Forever grateful for the offer,
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  but she hasn't made a decision yet.
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  No. Which I mean, read between the
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  lines at the time, maybe you wouldn't know like at time of
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  airing, who knows? But of course with future, with
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  what we know now, Meri's not going to say yes.
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  She's just sitting on this. She doesn't really know what to
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  say, I think. I think that I would feel even
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  like watching it not knowing that the family kind of split up
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  because I still don't really know what's going on.
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  I've kind of tried to stop watching anything and I've been
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  not having it come across my feed.
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  I'm not engaging with it so that I can kind of be swipe right
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  away in here. Get that algorithm retrained,
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  Yeah. I just, I'm going to be the one
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  that is like bipartisan through this.
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  I'm trying. Bipartisan because I'm so
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  partisan. Well, I totally am, actually.
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  That's very true. I I hate most of these people.
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  I just mean I'm like trying to not color my ideas of them like
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  until we get to the episodes and I'm building my.
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  You have to have all these reasons to hate Meri.
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  You shouldn't just hate her for no reason.
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  Oh boy. So I think I would probably have
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  been like, no, this is going to be weird for Meri and she won't
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  take her up on it because it's too complicated and there's too
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  much that would go into that. And obviously they aren't the
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  type of people that would be like, oh, we're going to sign a
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  contract, we're going to do this whole thing.
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  And so I think Meri is smart enough to know this could go
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  very S very quickly. She could get her baby taken
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  away maybe, or like something weird.
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  So I think she's smart enough to know that the writing's on the
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  wall a bit and that she wouldn't do it.
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  Well, you're giving her a lot of I was gonna say praise, but
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  that's not the right word. Little props.
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  Well, who knows, she could have talked about this to Christine
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  and Janelle at this point or something and gotten opinions
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  and. Or to a stranger on the
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  Internet. Or to a stranger on the
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  Internet. She's maybe talking to strangers
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  on the Internet. We don't know.
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  They haven't talked about that. Maybe she's talking to strangers
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  on the Internet. Who knows?
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  I don't know why I would say that.
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  Out of nowhere, Robyn and Christine arrive at this chain
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  cafe kind of place. I did notice that the name said
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  cafe but the building was a little more like maybe used to
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  be an Olive Garden or something. Like it was like a not shitty
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  building, but then it had cafe, which always makes me feel weird
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  because when I'm going to a cafe, I want it to look like,
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  yeah, this is a cafe. Like the griddle, like the
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  pancakes are going to have that taste to grease to.
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  It that. I don't want it to be too
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  polished. It's a cafe.
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  But then when they show interior shots, I'm like, oh, it's
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  definitely a cafe. Like, it's not nice.
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  Yeah, this is. The building isn't old and
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  decrepit. And one of the first things I
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  notice about this shot is they show the back of Christine's van
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  and it has huge dents on the back left bumper and like
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  somebody backed into somebody. Yes.
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  And I think it might have been Robyn's minivan, though I think
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  she might have. Been drove, She drove.
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  I think so. Wow.
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  I'm not shocked. I mean, they didn't, I don't
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  know if they showed him getting out of the van, but when they
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  were pulling up it did look like Robyn was driving OK and I
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  didn't notice the dinged up van it was.
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  Bad. Like it was really bad.
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  Huge dents like up the back of it on the left backhand side.
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  Like they decided like it was a decision to not pay to get that
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  redone 'cause it wasn't just a little thing and it was like,
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  well, you might as well total the car.
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  Probably type of situation. I don't know.
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  I don't know anything about cars.
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  Robyn's totaled minivan. It was ridiculous, so.
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  Good when I was in college my dad bought me a car at a police
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  auction. It was a $300 Oldsmobile 88 or
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  something and the trunk had a huge dent in it and it was odd
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  to me because the bumper wasn't dented.
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  So I don't know. I honestly don't even know how
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  it. Fell on.
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  It it looked to me like a tree was hanging over and someone
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  just drove into it real fast in reverse, like it was weird
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  looking. And people would always be like,
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  how did that happen to your car? I'm like, it came like that.
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  I don't even. Know that's good.
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  I had a dent in my bumper because I live downtown and I
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  drove into something at one point when I was backing out of
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  a little teeny tiny parking spot and the lady in the business I
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  went into was like, that happens all the time here.
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  Like it's not even funny. Don't feel bad.
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  Of course I feel bad as my fucking car.
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  I bought a Giant Band-Aid sticker online and I covered the
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  huge dent with a big giant fake Band-Aid.
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  That's awesome. And I would go into places and
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  people would like laugh and be like, Oh my God, I like your
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  Band-Aid. But I wasn't going to get that
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  fixed. It was a car that was just
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  definitely not worth fixing. So put a Band-Aid on it.
• 20:49
  I like the Band-Aid sticker. That's a good idea.
• 20:52
  I ended up trading in this Oldsmobile for the car that I
• 20:57
  later purchased while I was in school.
• 20:59
  And when I went to go test drive this other car, I was like,
• 21:02
  well, here's the car I have and the I'm sitting with the
• 21:05
  salesman and he goes, well, you know, I'm only going to be able
• 21:08
  to give you $500.00 for the car. And I was like, OK, because it
• 21:11
  was like $200 more than my dad paid for it at a police auction.
• 21:15
  They're like, all right, I'll take.
• 21:17
  It my dad always, we always joke about that story because it's
• 21:19
  like, well, I actually made a little money on this old
• 21:22
  Oldsmobile and everyone was like, what is going on with your
• 21:24
  car? And I'm like, whatever.
• 21:26
  Who cares, some lady threw a bowling ball on it after her
• 21:29
  husband cheated or something, I don't know.
• 21:32
  Like I'm just trying to get to school and I'm broke as fuck.
• 21:34
  So it starts and it goes down the road.
• 21:36
  Like that's all I need. You should have made-up some
• 21:38
  back story for it, some like lore behind how it ended up that
• 21:42
  way I. Really should have.
• 21:43
  I really should have. Well, anyway, Robyn totally
• 21:46
  would have needed three band aids for the back of hers, but
• 21:49
  we'll move on. Giant band aids.
• 21:53
  So they're arriving at the restaurant as they're getting
• 21:55
  settled. They're going in.
• 21:56
  There's voice overs from both Robyn and Christine.
• 21:59
  And Robyn says things have been rough with Christine.
• 22:03
  Maybe she thinks I threw things off with her and Kody.
• 22:06
  It's like, oh wow, you're such a detective.
• 22:09
  She's. So insightful.
• 22:10
  She's so bright. That's what I always say about
• 22:13
  Robyn. She's so bright.
• 22:15
  Christine's voice over was something along the lines of I
• 22:19
  never thought anything would rock our boat.
• 22:23
  I was with Kody for 16 years as the last wife, and I never
• 22:27
  thought anything was going to rock our boat.
• 22:30
  Whatever, Christine. Oh boy, they mentioned that it
• 22:34
  was like 2 1/2 years ago that they got together for the first
• 22:38
  time, kind of Robyn and meeting everybody and what not.
• 22:43
  And that is, you know, that's a portion of time.
• 22:46
  It's not like this is 6 months ago anymore at this point or a
• 22:51
  year. Even 2 1/2 years is a bit.
• 22:54
  They move states they both had children like things have
• 22:58
  happened in this 2 1/2. Years, right?
• 23:00
  So for this conversation to be happening for the first time in
• 23:04
  2 1/2 years is a little shocking to me.
• 23:09
  I don't know if it's shocking. They obviously have bad
• 23:12
  communication skills in this family.
• 23:13
  During a lot of denial and. Rejections.
• 23:16
  Can't believe that after the show coming out and after being
• 23:20
  brought into the public eye and people may be calling these
• 23:23
  things out, that you were finally, 2 1/2 years later
• 23:26
  having this conversation. Yeah.
• 23:29
  Seems pretty on brand for them. I think one thing that made me
• 23:32
  mad during this scene is that Robyn said that the wives they
• 23:37
  agreed to this so it's confusing why they don't like her.
• 23:41
  So Christine and Robyn go into the restaurant and they're
• 23:44
  seated at like a corner booth thing, like a table.
• 23:47
  There's windows behind on two sides.
• 23:49
  I only say corner because it is a corner and Robyn's on one side
• 23:54
  and Christine's on the other. And they're having this
• 23:56
  conversation where most of the time Robyn is holding Solomon
• 24:02
  and kind of like rocking. What is this called?
• 24:04
  Bouncing. Bouncing him, you know, like
• 24:06
  she's, she's like the new mother with the child and I don't know,
• 24:11
  maybe truly sleeping or something because Christine's
• 24:13
  shots are all her just like bad lighting, bad skin staring at
• 24:17
  her. Kind of.
• 24:19
  Angry. And yeah, like they they don't.
• 24:22
  It doesn't make Christine look good.
• 24:23
  I'm going to say that. I feel like they're trying to
• 24:26
  paint her as a not aggressive, but just, yeah, maybe it was
• 24:33
  just. Odd, and Christine does
• 24:35
  volunteer towards the beginning of this conversation when
• 24:37
  they're actually sitting at the table, that she didn't think she
• 24:40
  would be jealous of their relationship or that she would
• 24:43
  think that Robyn and Kody's relationship was bad.
• 24:47
  She even volunteers that she knew that Robyn belonged in the
• 24:51
  family, but then she became jealous.
• 24:53
  Yeah, she always felt that Robyn belonged in the family, which is
• 24:56
  why she didn't say anything. But she is also just had this
• 25:01
  crazy jealousy out of nowhere and she hasn't been able to get
• 25:04
  over it. And she thinks that the jealousy
• 25:09
  is at first was aimed at Robyn, but then she realized that it
• 25:14
  wasn't about Robyn and it was about Kody.
• 25:16
  Kody, oh Kody. Yes.
• 25:20
  And this is where Robyn brings up what you were talking about.
• 25:23
  Yeah. If the wives were unhappy with
• 25:25
  the situation, all they would have had to do was tell Kody and
• 25:29
  it would have been over. Yeah, all they would have had to
• 25:32
  do was say no to Kody about this and it would have been done.
• 25:36
  And she's so confused because they all agreed to it.
• 25:39
  So why don't they like her? Yeah, right.
• 25:42
  Just because people agree to something doesn't mean that
• 25:45
  they're not allowed to have feelings about it.
• 25:48
  Excuse me? And it's so I don't even know
• 25:53
  what the word is that I'm looking for it.
• 25:55
  I don't know that it's manipulative or juvenile or
• 25:59
  looking on the bright side, deceptively.
• 26:01
  I don't know what you would call it, but when someone approaches
• 26:03
  a situation with very manipulative, yeah, you could
• 26:05
  have said no. It could have just been whatever
• 26:07
  it's like. This was obviously a very
• 26:09
  intricate, like a very multi layered situation.
• 26:13
  He's bringing in a fourth wife. The other wives want to be
• 26:16
  optimistic about things. And unless there's huge red
• 26:19
  flags, they're probably gonna lean towards optimism, even if
• 26:24
  expressing just that. I mean, it's like, what is she
• 26:27
  saying that anyone of them was going to say Kody no.
• 26:30
  But also their feelings are allowed to change throughout the
• 26:32
  process. That is the life.
• 26:34
  Your feelings change throughout things.
• 26:37
  Yeah, my feelings towards somebody could change throughout
• 26:40
  the day based on the scenario. Like that is normal.
• 26:44
  So get over that and have some empathy for them for the
• 26:49
  situation that they're in as well.
• 26:52
  It's not all about you. The self centeredness of it.
• 26:56
  I just thought you all hated me and the self pitying and the
• 27:00
  manipulation is just so obvious to me.
• 27:05
  Yes, very obvious, she says position so many times in this
• 27:11
  conversation. Well, at least two or three
• 27:13
  times she talks about her position.
• 27:15
  This is just my position, this is the position I'm in, blah,
• 27:18
  blah, blah. I'll reference it again.
• 27:20
  But like you're saying, there doesn't seem to be anything
• 27:25
  coming from her about, wow, like you guys must have.
• 27:30
  I don't know that she really acknowledges their feelings or
• 27:34
  has a reflective moment of like, because I'm thinking about
• 27:37
  moving beyond reflection of or even acknowledging someone's
• 27:40
  feelings where you're like, OK, I know how they're feeling now.
• 27:44
  I'm going to change a little bit of my behavior or I'm going to
• 27:48
  try to make them feel more comfortable.
• 27:49
  I'm going to be less Kody me, Kody me.
• 27:53
  Like she doesn't even. There's no action taken as far
• 27:55
  as I can tell. She makes a comment about, oh,
• 28:00
  how did I don't know how you guys even let me into the
• 28:02
  family, but that's not acknowledging their feelings
• 28:07
  either. That's bringing it back to you
• 28:09
  and all you. I don't know how you guys did
• 28:11
  this for me. It's not acknowledging the fact
• 28:15
  that this must have been a difficult decision and that the
• 28:19
  wives still all I can come back to is that they're allowed to
• 28:23
  feel how they feel about it. At any point during the process,
• 28:27
  they could have been so excited at the start of it, like, oh,
• 28:30
  we're getting a new sister, wife, like more children, more
• 28:34
  friendship, more whatever, more chance to get into heaven,
• 28:38
  whatever the hell they think that.
• 28:40
  More debt to pay? Off yes, whatever they think
• 28:43
  that this is going to bring to the family, they could have been
• 28:46
  excited about that from the get go.
• 28:48
  But as soon as she was brought into the family and like
• 28:51
  Christine says, she feels like Kody left her so it's him, not
• 28:56
  Robyn. She is allowed to feel
• 28:59
  abandonment. She's allowed to have those
• 29:01
  feelings, especially since she was pregnant and having a baby
• 29:05
  at that time. And the fact that Robbins not
• 29:09
  empathizing with her more and she just had a baby of her own.
• 29:13
  It actually disgusts me like as a mom to not give that empathy
• 29:18
  to another mother and be like, this must have been so hard for
• 29:23
  you. You were pregnant, you had
• 29:25
  truly. And I apologize for the timing
• 29:27
  of the situation. I cannot even imagine how hard
• 29:30
  that was for you. That's all she had to fucking
• 29:33
  say. And it pissed me off that she
• 29:37
  just had no self-awareness, no reflection, no empathy.
• 29:42
  She's self-centered. And I think that this moment
• 29:45
  really solidified for me how much of A narcissist she is.
• 29:49
  Yeah. It's all about her.
• 29:51
  Yeah. Her reactions were all about the
• 29:54
  other people's feelings about her and her position.
• 29:57
  This is why I brought up the position word, because she says
• 29:59
  it multiple times. And I'm like, it's, it's also
• 30:04
  uncomfortable to watch Christine talking about how it was Kody,
• 30:10
  it wasn't you. I, I figured out it was how I
• 30:12
  was feeling about Kody. Oh, Kody, Kody, me and Kody,
• 30:15
  Kody. And it's like that can't be true
• 30:18
  though. That's Meri spouting out of her
• 30:21
  mouth because she, I think, could have said to Robyn, and I
• 30:25
  think she might have said before that conversation with Meri, if
• 30:29
  we're in a timeline where that actually happened in that order,
• 30:32
  she could have said, you know, it was a little hurtful to me
• 30:34
  that you didn't reach out to me more or support me more as a new
• 30:37
  mom and a sister wife. Yeah.
• 30:39
  Hello. Isn't that what they're there
• 30:43
  for, for each other? And isn't that the whole point
• 30:45
  of being together? Otherwise you could live
• 30:49
  separate lives in your separate houses and it wouldn't matter.
• 30:51
  Hello. Snap, snap, snap girl, because
• 30:54
  you are hitting on this, there's there's so many things with this
• 30:57
  conversation. Robyn did not participate like
• 31:02
  the other sister wives with child care having integrating as
• 31:07
  a family. You know the other sister wives
• 31:09
  would watch each others children and work different jobs and
• 31:13
  support each others schedules and do all of this.
• 31:15
  Robyn never does that. No, but they're watching her
• 31:17
  fucking kids so that she can go off with Kody.
• 31:20
  On dates and do whatever mean, but in the future Robyn gets a
• 31:24
  nanny and like does whatever. Like she doesn't actually lean
• 31:28
  on them at all, which does come up in the future.
• 31:30
  Christine's like you never asked for our help ever.
• 31:33
  And so for Robyn to in the future get a nanny and to kind
• 31:37
  of do everything on her own and have the self-sufficient home.
• 31:40
  When the OG three were reliant on each other and they were
• 31:43
  literally building like a family unit.
• 31:45
  Robyn never does that. She's always on her own.
• 31:49
  And what's the point of having this big compound coming up here
• 31:52
  and spending all this money? And you've got these three wives
• 31:56
  with one idea in their head about how this family dynamic is
• 32:00
  supposed to work, how it has worked in the past.
• 32:03
  And then you've got Robyn coming in and she wonders why she is
• 32:08
  like segregated from the group and all this stuff.
• 32:11
  But it's like you're doing it to yourself.
• 32:13
  And she's othering herself so that she seems sad and pitiful
• 32:18
  to Kody so he gives her more attention.
• 32:20
  She's being a pick me girl and it's gross.
• 32:23
  It is gross. They both start to cry.
• 32:25
  I. Know this the Robbins like I
• 32:27
  thought it was. Me.
• 32:30
  Oh God, Robyn, just stab yourself already.
• 32:33
  And then she talks about how her mom told her not to take it
• 32:36
  personally and to love them through it, love the other wives
• 32:41
  through it. It's not her fault.
• 32:44
  No, it's not your fault, little hussy daughter.
• 32:46
  They don't know what to do with you because you're a psycho.
• 32:49
  You're. Just so perfect my little St.
• 32:52
  Angel, they don't know. What to do about it?
• 32:55
  Don't show Christine that you love her.
• 32:58
  Show her. She never does anything to show
• 33:01
  her that she loves her. Yeah, kind of yucky.
• 33:02
  She she says to at one point that she's sad that it ruined
• 33:07
  her relationship with Kody, Christine's relationship with
• 33:10
  Kody, Like that her and Robyn had this dynamic and now it
• 33:15
  feels like, oh, she's sad about the fact that it ruined their
• 33:20
  relationship. Yeah, that they're having a hard
• 33:22
  time. When she sees this, yeah, she
• 33:24
  feels bad. And she also says in the future
• 33:27
  she can speak Kody. She knows Kody.
• 33:29
  It's like you're talking to someone who was married to him
• 33:31
  for 16 plus years. They were, you know, like this
• 33:35
  is not, it's not like they don't know who he is.
• 33:38
  They know who he is. She's just not logical about
• 33:40
  things and she's just doesn't think stuff through.
• 33:44
  She's very, she's a shallow person in the sense that there's
• 33:49
  not much going on there. No, no, not very bright.
• 33:53
  No. And for someone who cries all
• 33:55
  the time and oh God, I don't want to go off on too many
• 33:58
  tangents on this episode, but I get a little irritated with
• 34:02
  people that are too voluntary that they are empaths.
• 34:05
  I have so much empathy. I have whatever.
• 34:07
  It always makes me go like, because I can have empathy for
• 34:11
  people and I have sympathy for people.
• 34:12
  I'm, I'm not a clinical narcissist, no matter what
• 34:15
  people say. And I, I don't think it's about
• 34:18
  like getting a attention for being empathetic first of all,
• 34:23
  but then it's like you don't behave in this manner.
• 34:27
  None of Robyn's actions aligned to someone who's going, oh God,
• 34:31
  I feel this and I need to help this person.
• 34:33
  I need to do something about it. She just has a lot of word
• 34:35
  salad. I mean, she would have been
• 34:37
  there for Christine after having Truly if that were truly the
• 34:41
  case. Truly, a person can feel things
• 34:45
  and not really be empathetic to someone's situation, not do
• 34:49
  anything to change it, not do anything to help, not do
• 34:51
  whatever. They can just feel it.
• 34:52
  This is where Robyn has another spotlight moment.
• 34:54
  And she says it's just my position.
• 34:57
  I'm like, why? Even in her rationales, it's
• 35:00
  like she's in this position. It's her lot in life.
• 35:02
  It's like she was put in this place and like even a touch of
• 35:06
  victimhood, like, you know, woe is me.
• 35:09
  I think her mom confirmed it for her too, and so there's a bit of
• 35:16
  confirmation. Probably coming from Kody.
• 35:18
  Probably coming from her mom. We find out later, I want to say
• 35:22
  in Christine's book that came out this last year, might be
• 35:25
  wrong, maybe it's in an episode. But at some point we find out
• 35:30
  that another layer, an issue that Christine has with Robyn is
• 35:35
  that after this conversation, this very conversation that
• 35:38
  we're discussing, Robyn goes home and tells Kody that
• 35:42
  Christine has a problem because he abandoned her like that.
• 35:46
  It's his fault, not Robyn's. And Christine learns that she
• 35:51
  cannot trust Robyn. We're probably, I don't think
• 35:55
  this is going to come up again this season.
• 35:57
  I don't think it's addressed. I think it's something that
• 35:59
  comes out further down the road. But this very conversation, when
• 36:03
  Christine is saying, it's not you, Robyn, it was my
• 36:06
  relationship with Kody. Well, Robyn runs home and says,
• 36:08
  well, Kody, guess what? Christine has a problem with
• 36:10
  you, not with me. I mean, isn't that fucked up?
• 36:13
  It's fucked up because Christine literally says in her voice over
• 36:16
  like interview that she realizes how much she loves and trusts
• 36:22
  Robyn after that conversation. Terrible, terrible.
• 36:27
  And this is The thing is that we're never going.
• 36:29
  We're not going to learn this in air quotes for a while.
• 36:32
  But just knowing that in the future, it comes out that while
• 36:36
  Christine is saying I trust Robyn, she goes home to tell
• 36:39
  Kody to probably spin the story. And not such a great light for
• 36:43
  Christine, let's be real. She's probably even lying when
• 36:47
  she admits that she said that to him, because why would you admit
• 36:51
  something that makes you look bad?
• 36:54
  Well, Romans not very bright. So I think in the future there
• 36:57
  are times where things come out where it's like, girl, dumb.
• 37:00
  Yeah, she probably said so much worse than that, though.
• 37:06
  I know, right? But Kody like fuck off, she's
• 37:08
  not wrong. You did abandoned her.
• 37:10
  You literally fucking left her at the hospital when she was
• 37:13
  giving birth. Like what do you think you did?
• 37:17
  You abandoned her in her time of like such vulnerability to go
• 37:24
  and see Robyn and and it was like a jokey scene between them
• 37:29
  too. It wasn't even like he was
• 37:32
  rushing off or anything. He was like laughing and joking
• 37:35
  during that scene with Robyn while Christine's at the
• 37:38
  hospital. So it's it's just gross again.
• 37:41
  Like all I can say is that her and Kody's behavior is fucking
• 37:46
  gross. Absolutely.
• 37:49
  When Christine says that she knows that Robyn wants the best
• 37:53
  for Kody and her and I need to let her in because she's a good
• 37:57
  person. Meanwhile she's going to go and
• 38:02
  totally twist this story to make you sound bad to your husband.
• 38:06
  Also, Christine has been transparent.
• 38:08
  I think it was even just the last episode or the one before
• 38:11
  where she's telling Kody like, well, I mean, you come here late
• 38:14
  and you leave early. Like she's probably giving
• 38:18
  examples clearly of like why I don't feel valued by you, my
• 38:23
  husband. And she said in the last
• 38:25
  episode, too, that he stopped making the other wives feel
• 38:28
  special. He stopped giving them that
• 38:32
  you're special for this reason. You're special for this reason.
• 38:36
  They're they're little niche thing that they had.
• 38:38
  We each felt special. We stopped feeling that way and
• 38:43
  now she's saying she felt abandoned.
• 38:45
  And she mentioned in the other episode, you're correct about
• 38:49
  how he does, you know, come late and leave early.
• 38:53
  And obviously there's something going on there and she's not
• 38:57
  wrong for pointing it out. But it's like everyone else is
• 39:00
  telling her, shut up, push it under the rug, fix yourself.
• 39:03
  You've got the problem here. And so I do applaud her because
• 39:08
  she is probably the one person in the situation currently
• 39:11
  that's being honest with herself and honest with everybody else.
• 39:15
  Interesting, because I I would never think of Christine as
• 39:19
  someone who's being honest with herself.
• 39:21
  So it's interesting that you say that because it is true in this
• 39:24
  instance. She's trying to share real
• 39:28
  things and things that are happening.
• 39:29
  They're not insane. Meri's being like, you need to
• 39:33
  fix yourself, wagging her finger at her.
• 39:35
  And Robyn's being like, but my position, me, me, me, me.
• 39:38
  And Christine's like, I guess, yeah, Robyn's a good person and
• 39:41
  I should just fix myself. I mean, it's twisted.
• 39:44
  It's like fucking with her head you.
• 39:46
  Know I believe that she felt in her heart of hearts after having
• 39:52
  truly that she had this moment of realization of everything and
• 39:58
  that perhaps she's been putting on a front and that's why she
• 40:02
  comes across as trying to be Disney Princess is because she
• 40:05
  is putting on a front and she's putting on the happy face that
• 40:08
  she's being told to put on and the facade is cracking because
• 40:12
  of postpartum depression and having a baby and.
• 40:16
  Being in the situation that she's in and she just can't put
• 40:19
  on a front anymore, but now she's being told to put it back
• 40:22
  on and she's struggling too. It's hard to keep sweet for
• 40:26
  decades and decades. It's like the half mask, the
• 40:29
  performance theater mask, right? I, I really, I don't want to
• 40:34
  keep saying truly in this like, no, it's good because truly,
• 40:37
  truly, truly like. Truly.
• 40:38
  Madly. Deeply.
• 40:39
  Yeah. But she has this image right
• 40:44
  now, and like that she's kind of breaking down and trying to put
• 40:49
  on a smile and it's faltering. Yeah.
• 40:50
  What are those masks? It's like tragedy and comedy.
• 40:53
  Yes, I think that's what they are.
• 40:55
  I think that is. What a good homosexual.
• 40:57
  Look at me I deserve. I'm kind.
• 40:59
  Of a theater nerd too. And I'm like, I don't fucking
• 41:02
  know what that's called. It's because of my position.
• 41:04
  Somebody's yelling at right now. Someone really needs to feel bad
• 41:07
  for me. Robyn closes out this exchange
• 41:15
  with AI. Don't know if it was a spotlight
• 41:17
  or a voice over. I was so disturbed by this point
• 41:19
  I kind of lost all my senses. But she says it's amazing that a
• 41:24
  sister wife wants you to have a good relationship with your
• 41:27
  husband. Like you dumb bitch, this is
• 41:31
  what you're taking out of this conversation.
• 41:33
  Like yes, it is amazing. That would be great.
• 41:35
  Do you think you're doing that for the other sister wives?
• 41:38
  Do you really think you're helping them with their
• 41:39
  relationships with their husband?
• 41:42
  Bitch is unaware, selfish, delusional and literally a
• 41:46
  narcissist. Lulu.
• 41:48
  Oh my God. Cut to an odd scene where
• 41:51
  Janelle and Christine are going to a real estate office.
• 41:55
  Not sure if it's a it's just an office I guess somewhere to
• 42:00
  study to get their real estate license.
• 42:03
  There's another baby in the family in the form of old white
• 42:09
  convertible again. Oh my God.
• 42:11
  They arrive in a white Mitsubishi convertible.
• 42:15
  How many convertibles does this family need?
• 42:18
  Uno thoughts? What the fuck?
• 42:21
  I'm hoping it's just a rental for some reason.
• 42:24
  What is with this family? A production car or something?
• 42:26
  Because why on God's green earth would they have a third
• 42:29
  convertible? I don't doubt it though.
• 42:31
  Now they're probably like, oh, we live.
• 42:34
  Oh, we live in Vegas. It's warm most of the time.
• 42:37
  Let's give a convertible. It's a good excuse.
• 42:40
  It was awkward and weird because I didn't, I was definitely
• 42:44
  scratching my chin going, why are we getting out of another
• 42:47
  convertible and why are we going to this office?
• 42:50
  And then it's like, oh, that's right, they're going to have a
• 42:52
  real estate empire. Ridiculous.
• 42:57
  Yeah, and they're just studying together there, which is weird
• 43:00
  because it's like you could have done that at your home.
• 43:03
  They're just trying to get like a scene outside of the.
• 43:06
  Home. I think so too.
• 43:08
  There's like a white board in the room and it's like a
• 43:11
  smallish. Yeah, it's like a conference
• 43:15
  room, like a meeting room, Yeah. Conference room.
• 43:17
  Yeah. And then they're talking about
• 43:19
  this ambition for real estate. What?
• 43:22
  Not this. And Janelle is, you know, I'm,
• 43:24
  I'm pretty serious about this. So I think I'm going to be a
• 43:27
  realtor. I mean a real estate agent.
• 43:30
  And Christine's like, well, you know, I did want to do it, but
• 43:33
  oh God, then I got the bucket. It's just real thick.
• 43:34
  And there's a lot of words and letters and I'm just, I don't
• 43:37
  even know. And it's like, Oh my God.
• 43:39
  Hate to say it. Love all the real estate agents
• 43:42
  in my life, but real estate does tend to be a thing that people
• 43:46
  fall back on when they're not good at anything else.
• 43:47
  So, Christine, come on. Like, that was a terrible way to
• 43:52
  phrase that. I'm just saying it's not.
• 43:55
  You don't have to be a rocket scientist to be a real estate
• 43:57
  agent, no. To pass the examine everything I
• 44:00
  can't imagine is too terribly difficult, but then to actually
• 44:05
  make money at real estate is more difficult because you have
• 44:09
  to be a talker. In a way that talent comes in is
• 44:13
  the networking and the likes, the building of your
• 44:16
  relationships. I'll tell you, the guy who was
• 44:20
  our realtor, I love him to death.
• 44:22
  And he was good at showing us houses and being able to talk
• 44:26
  through the why this is good, why this is bad, why he would
• 44:31
  buy it, why he wouldn't buy it. Also a friend of my husband's.
• 44:34
  So that was helpful. And there were a few times where
• 44:37
  he couldn't come for the tours and he had another real estate
• 44:43
  agent come with us that he trusted and was like, this guy's
• 44:47
  great, he'll come. And the other guy was going to
• 44:52
  get, gosh, he didn't get his inspector's license, but I think
• 44:56
  he went to some classes for it. This guy knew everything.
• 45:00
  Like we would go into a house and he'd be like, no, there's
• 45:02
  moisture here. You don't want this fucking
• 45:04
  house. And I'm like, that is gold.
• 45:07
  Like, that is gold. These real estate agents that
• 45:11
  actually know what they're talking about.
• 45:12
  They actually know the insurance and outs.
• 45:14
  They know what an inspector might see.
• 45:17
  They catch some things. He pointed out some spots that
• 45:21
  could be asbestos could not be based on his past experiences.
• 45:26
  Like OK, you have to have intelligence after the test.
• 45:32
  I think the test is probably easy, but actually selling a
• 45:36
  home and having practical knowledge for selling a home in
• 45:40
  a good responsible way to your client, that's the fucking key
• 45:45
  here. And another giveaway was
• 45:47
  Christine being like, I thought that maybe I should be an
• 45:49
  interior designer. It's like, Oh my God, This is
• 45:52
  why I just can't have respect for Christine.
• 45:54
  Because it's like, honey, we've seen your home.
• 45:57
  We've seen I I don't know what it is you think you're going to
• 46:00
  pick out for others. Like you're really going to get
• 46:02
  the taste and ideas and you're going to come up with a concept
• 46:05
  based on another person and decorate their home.
• 46:08
  Bitch no, no. You could have in another life,
• 46:13
  you totally could have been an interior designer by.
• 46:15
  The way oh, I know I have had real real estate agents tell me
• 46:19
  that they would like to hire me to help stage properties and I'm
• 46:22
  like, I just, I know. But then it becomes a whole
• 46:25
  thing and I don't actually want to do that.
• 46:27
  Like I just like making my places look.
• 46:29
  You love doing it for yourself. Yeah, yeah, I get that.
• 46:32
  And I think it's fun too. I'm like, I have a little bit of
• 46:35
  a weird, like wacky design style wacky my food wall that I want
• 46:42
  to do upstairs that still is in process.
• 46:44
  And hey, hey, hey. I got to craft some shit to put
• 46:47
  on that wall. Do you have to craft some shit
• 46:49
  to put on your wall? I love it.
• 46:51
  One person at one point I was having an open house or holiday
• 46:53
  party or something and someone was like, don't take this the
• 46:56
  wrong way, but your place kind of looks like it's like a staged
• 47:00
  apartment. And I was like, what way is
• 47:03
  there to take that other than like the biggest compliment
• 47:05
  ever? Like hello, it looks like
• 47:07
  someone came in here and spent money to make it look nice, but.
• 47:11
  You have risky pieces, so it's not even just that it'll be
• 47:14
  staged. I'm like, there is a penis right
• 47:16
  over there. So obviously this is customized
• 47:20
  to me. I love it.
• 47:21
  I love OK I have to just call this out right now for people
• 47:24
  that don't know him. My penis is out right now.
• 47:26
  Penis. I have to call your penis out.
• 47:28
  No, he has like the cutest in his bathroom.
• 47:33
  The cutest pictures of all of the Clueless cast as their high
• 47:37
  school photos. Their high school photo from
• 47:40
  Clueless the movie. They were Polaroids from when
• 47:44
  the cast was getting ready and they were trying out different
• 47:46
  outfits and stuff. Yes, and they're like in his
• 47:49
  bathroom on the wall as a what do you call that like a grid
• 47:52
  style on the wall? Yeah.
• 47:54
  And it's so fucking cute and I love it.
• 47:56
  I love it. It's unique and it's fun and
• 47:59
  it's so you I. Just I do get a lot of
• 48:01
  compliments on that. Yeah, it definitely shows my age
• 48:04
  as well. I'm like, that movie from the
• 48:06
  90s is one of my top five and people are like, who are these
• 48:09
  people? No.
• 48:11
  Like this is my mom and this is my dad and this is my uncle one
• 48:15
  of. Them is like Brittany Murphy.
• 48:16
  I'm like, she's my sister. Brittany Murphy.
• 48:19
  RIP love you bitch. Still don't believe that she
• 48:22
  died from toxic mold? Just want to let you know that
• 48:24
  there's a conspiracy theory there.
• 48:26
  Put a pin in that. Bing.
• 48:28
  So they say that they are independently pursuing real
• 48:32
  estate together. Oh yes, they are.
• 48:35
  So they are like trying to draw it into this like thing between
• 48:39
  the two of them because Kody dropped out and Christine tries
• 48:44
  to throw Kody under the bus and say that it was because he saw
• 48:47
  how big the book was and said no.
• 48:49
  And Janelle like backtracks for her and says no.
• 48:54
  It's because he got this opportunity with this sales
• 48:58
  position or whatever the fuck it is.
• 49:01
  Meri Kay Job. That we don't believe this is
• 49:03
  Meri Kay job that I I think that he is doing because of his pink
• 49:09
  ass copper looking fucking convertible.
• 49:12
  Nissan Lord. So anyway, it's almost like
• 49:17
  Christine throws him under the bus.
• 49:20
  Janelle tries to save him, Christine throws herself under
• 49:23
  the bus and it's snap back to reality.
• 49:28
  We're independently pursuing this.
• 49:30
  Together and they both like have a chuckle like, Yep, this is
• 49:33
  ridiculous. So it's like, Yep.
• 49:35
  It is and Mel mentions, you know, I could have done it
• 49:39
  without either of them. I was just going to do it on my
• 49:41
  own at this point. And that is so true, and it's
• 49:46
  truly true. Leave it up.
• 49:47
  To Janelle. Yes, very.
• 49:49
  Unbranded to put this whole house on her back like Quasimodo
• 49:53
  and just fucking walk out of that office with her books in
• 49:57
  hand, just punching babies in the face.
• 50:00
  That's all I got to say. Punching babies in the face now,
• 50:03
  I don't know. We're going to live to regret
• 50:05
  saying these things. Not about the punching the
• 50:06
  babies, but about Janelle. Because you know, Janelle, it's
• 50:11
  not that what you're saying is untrue, but do you think Janelle
• 50:15
  ever sells a house? Predict, you know, crystal ball
• 50:18
  in front of you. Do you think Janelle ever sells?
• 50:21
  Probably not, and I'll tell you it's because she doesn't have
• 50:24
  that charisma. It's what one might say.
• 50:27
  The charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
• 50:30
  Well, like I said, I just think that it takes a certain person
• 50:33
  to sell a house. You have to have that internal
• 50:35
  knowledge of homes and what buyers are looking for and what
• 50:39
  is good and was it, what isn't. If you sell somebody a home one
• 50:44
  time or give somebody a tour one time and there's water damage
• 50:47
  and you don't call it out, you're fucked.
• 50:50
  You're fucked. You're like, you're a bad real
• 50:51
  estate agent. No one's going to recommend you.
• 50:54
  They're going to like, shame, shame on your game.
• 50:56
  I don't know. I just don't see either one of
• 50:59
  them being interested in homes or properties.
• 51:02
  And there's also a fundamental element of like, you kind of
• 51:06
  need to like homes, houses, property, like the process.
• 51:10
  And they both live in like places where you wouldn't assume
• 51:15
  that they care at all about their homestead.
• 51:17
  So it's This is weird. Very basic.
• 51:20
  All of their homes are very basic, bland, blah.
• 51:24
  Except for Meri, and I'm not going to say hers is good, but
• 51:27
  Meri is the one that's like I have the red, white and blue
• 51:30
  room and I'm a she has she is a crafting room, OK.
• 51:33
  She does have a crafting. You can't make a mess in Meri's
• 51:35
  house. You can't run in Meri's house.
• 51:36
  Meri's house is particular. Meri would be a good real estate
• 51:40
  agent if she was personable and all of that.
• 51:43
  Like she would be like pointing out the cracks and they're like,
• 51:46
  you know, that roof's going to have to be replaced in the next
• 51:48
  year or two. So that's 10 grand right there.
• 51:49
  Like she would be that bitch. What I do find hard about this
• 51:54
  family is that they always just look like they're renting.
• 51:58
  Yes, and they're too scared to even hang a photo.
• 52:03
  Anything at all. Anything at all.
• 52:05
  A. Lot of bare walls.
• 52:06
  Yeah. Robyn.
• 52:07
  That was the whole like, for the first two seasons of this
• 52:10
  fucking show. I was like, what is her shit?
• 52:12
  There's like totes and boxes and nothing's on the wall.
• 52:14
  And it's like, why don't you just unpack a little?
• 52:16
  What else is she doing all day? What is Robyn doing?
• 52:19
  Don't even get me started. But also like what are her
• 52:22
  children doing? Because her children are old
• 52:24
  enough that they can unpack a fucking box themselves too.
• 52:27
  But. Yeah, Robyn's too busy staring
• 52:30
  into space. I don't know, my kids don't even
• 52:32
  pick up their own fucking toys half the time so.
• 52:34
  I'm like, don't put it on the kids.
• 52:36
  Robyn is a deadbeat loser. No, we're a deadbeat loser.
• 52:39
  Robyn is a deadbeat mother. Robyn is trash and I'm stepping
• 52:45
  on that trash. Yeah, well, sometimes my own
• 52:48
  kids are deadbeat losers. Pick up your fucking toys.
• 52:51
  Pick. Up your toys, you.
• 52:52
  Deadbeat loser. Deadbeat loser Magical Unicorn
• 52:57
  music starts playing and they get to Janelle's and she's
• 53:00
  hosting the party for Kody, who is, mind you, going to be 44.
• 53:07
  This is my little blower. And they give some cuts to the
• 53:12
  children all gathered around Kody, and one of the daughters
• 53:16
  eats a booger and it's really adorable.
• 53:19
  And then another daughter puts a crown on Kody's head that looks
• 53:23
  like a Burger King crown from back in the day, and it's just
• 53:26
  so beautiful. Have it your way.
• 53:30
  And Kody starts opening all of the homemade gifts.
• 53:33
  All of those homemade gifts. And I can't help but think,
• 53:37
  imagine how many crafty gifts he's received in his life from
• 53:41
  all of those kids. Every birthday, every Christmas,
• 53:45
  every time there's a time to celebrate, he's probably getting
• 53:48
  a shit ton of homemade crap. And you know, it's true.
• 53:51
  It's so. True, it's so.
• 53:53
  True, You know, of course it's lovely, it's cute and it's
• 53:56
  whatever, but it's a bunch of shit.
• 53:57
  He's but what do you do with it? Like what do you do with it?
• 54:00
  Like I said before, there comes a point where you have to get
• 54:04
  rid of it. Unless you're Robyn, probably.
• 54:06
  I don't know, she probably fucking keeps them all in she.
• 54:09
  Needs her third. Girl probably got like 10 totes
• 54:11
  per kid at this point. Like one for each fucking grade
• 54:15
  of their life. But Kody's opening the homemade
• 54:18
  gifts and you noticed something that I did not, and I rerun
• 54:25
  because I had to see it because you were laughing so hard.
• 54:29
  A giant clothespin, Yes. One of the kids picked up like a
• 54:34
  giant clothespin that was like, just a plain wooden clothespin
• 54:38
  that was. Probably like a foot long or
• 54:40
  something instead of a few inches.
• 54:42
  It was. Like I would think it was like
• 54:43
  14 inches, like it was larger than a foot even.
• 54:46
  And, and it was like painted like the child painted it, which
• 54:50
  is really cute. But Kody is laughing so hard.
• 54:53
  He's like, oh, like that was that was actually cute.
• 54:57
  That was a funny moment that that child picked out a large
• 55:02
  clothespin to paint for a gift. Some letters or something on it,
• 55:06
  Yeah, name. You don't really need to see the
• 55:07
  detail, but you see Kody holding this giant clothespin being
• 55:10
  like, it's a giant clothespin and it's like, Oh my God.
• 55:12
  It was funny it looked like a bunch of colors like slapped on
• 55:16
  it like the child like painted it a bunch of colors like my 3
• 55:20
  year old would do so. It was probably from like, oh
• 55:24
  God, I was gonna say Mckelty like a 12 year old, like, Oh my
• 55:27
  God. Oh boy.
• 55:29
  That's what the polygamous homeschool does for you it.
• 55:31
  Could hold up a real estate sign on the front of the house.
• 55:35
  You could clip it, yes. Super adorable how Savannah gave
• 55:41
  Kody money from her Piggy Bank. That was so cute.
• 55:46
  That was cute. And Kody was like, I think that
• 55:48
  Savannah is just a really generous kid and there was like
• 55:52
  $5 in change from her Piggy Bank that she gave me and it was
• 55:56
  really cute. And that was another cute, funny
• 55:59
  moment because as a parent, I could never take.
• 56:04
  I would go and sneak it back into that piggy.
• 56:06
  Of course you're. Not right.
• 56:07
  Could you imagine keeping it? I mean, don't you think he did?
• 56:11
  No, that would be like Robyn level crazy you.
• 56:13
  Don't think that he. Savannah's Piggy Bank money.
• 56:16
  I hope not. I mean I.
• 56:18
  That would be terrible. Savannah also did give Leon a
• 56:21
  box of rocks, and you were being very mean to Savannah about.
• 56:24
  Yeah, well. That.
• 56:26
  Was from limb to limb. She would have put quarters in
• 56:30
  that box. You destroyed her future dreams.
• 56:33
  Yes, she should have put money in that box.
• 56:35
  Maybe she like jumped to the future and had like this weird
• 56:39
  moment and heard me talking shit about her box of rocks and she
• 56:41
  goes I'd better give money this time.
• 56:44
  I think you think a lot of yourself miss Empath.
• 56:47
  Time travel. Imagine the impact I've had on
• 56:51
  Savannah from the future. Oh.
• 56:52
  God. So ridiculous.
• 56:56
  So you know, Savannah, the box of rocks, the Piggy Bank money.
• 57:01
  It's cute. It's.
• 57:02
  It is cute, that's why I can't. I love little Savannah.
• 57:06
  I can't. Be honestly upset about that
• 57:08
  gift. What I was actually upset about
• 57:11
  was that they didn't show Leon getting a a real gift
• 57:15
  afterwards. I know.
• 57:16
  Well, you know, some of us aren't as materialistic as you,
• 57:18
  darling. Yeah, you know, love me some
• 57:22
  Louis Vuitton all over my shirt and then.
• 57:26
  Hold on, hold on. I've I've got it.
• 57:28
  I've my, my phone is in its Louis Vuitton phone case.
• 57:31
  Oh, absolutely. Darling, I didn't see that as
• 57:33
  that new. It's shiny.
• 57:36
  It was $3. It's knock off.
• 57:39
  Kody finally gets to a point where he's going to open the
• 57:42
  gift from the wives. The big moment has come for Kody
• 57:46
  to open his big package. And at first, he thinks it's
• 57:50
  from Logan. And the wives thought it was
• 57:53
  from Logan. Yeah, they he knew that Logan
• 57:56
  took all the kids to the store for.
• 57:58
  These year. So he thinks it's from Logan and
• 58:02
  the wives have to be like, no, no, no, that one's from us.
• 58:04
  Which also, if Logan didn't get him a gift, he took all your
• 58:10
  fucking kids to this craft store to make you these gifts.
• 58:13
  And I don't know if he paid for it or he probably got like a
• 58:17
  card from Janelle to pay for it honestly.
• 58:20
  But he like that was his gift. Well, did it seem like Kody was
• 58:23
  hung up? That Logan needed to give him
• 58:24
  something? No.
• 58:25
  But I think he just was like, oh, it's from Logan now because.
• 58:29
  He got the gifts from other kids.
• 58:31
  Ridiculous. Yeah.
• 58:32
  So. He didn't even like look or try
• 58:34
  to see who it was actually from first which.
• 58:36
  Is great. Was there like no tag, no card
• 58:39
  whatever? Like who was responsible for
• 58:41
  this gift? Because it wasn't clearly wasn't
• 58:43
  Meri's responsibility. Because Meri would have put a
• 58:45
  big bold from your wives on it from Meri and your other wives.
• 58:52
  And your other wives? He opens the gift.
• 58:56
  He's opening the wrapping. And he goes.
• 58:59
  It's a tool. He's the tool.
• 59:02
  He's the fucking tool. It's a tool and he's like
• 59:07
  holding it up like, and he's like, I wanted a fun gift.
• 59:13
  All right, Chris, what kind of computer is this?
• 59:16
  So he gets a MacBook laptop. He gets a fucking MacBook, Yeah.
• 59:21
  And he's like, unimpressed. Right.
• 59:23
  It's like the same computer that I'm editing our podcast on these
• 59:26
  days. Like literally probably from the
• 59:27
  same era. Like it's a 10 year old fucking
• 59:29
  laptop. That laptop is like a $1400
• 59:34
  laptop at. Least, Yeah, at least it was a
• 59:36
  nice. It was a nice.
• 59:37
  It's not. Depending on the memory.
• 59:39
  Shitty PC laptop that's like $300.00 at Best Buy.
• 59:42
  Like this is a Mac new in the box laptop a nice gift.
• 59:46
  No, like they went in on this and they talked about it and
• 59:50
  this is a big purchase and you want to know what he fucking
• 59:52
  says? He talks about how he's just
• 59:55
  thinking about how he's going to have to go to work.
• 59:58
  Almost like he's thinking, oh shit, now I got to pay for my
• 1:00:01
  own gifts, right? Like, no, they talked about the
• 1:00:05
  money ahead of time, you motherfucker.
• 1:00:07
  He's just so rude about it. If I got a MacBook, I would be
• 1:00:11
  like, Oh my gosh, you did not need to do this.
• 1:00:14
  Like what? OK, as a 40 some year old man, I
• 1:00:18
  would maybe even reckon reckon that I might say this is like
• 1:00:22
  the nicest gift I've ever gotten.
• 1:00:24
  Like I don't think I and you know, because I've never been
• 1:00:26
  married blah, blah, blah, blah. I've never gotten a MacBook as a
• 1:00:30
  gift. Like, that's pretty fucking
• 1:00:32
  nice. When I graduated, I bought
• 1:00:34
  myself a MacBook with a little bit of graduation money and
• 1:00:39
  money that I had saved up from some tips and.
• 1:00:43
  From when you were a stripper. Yeah.
• 1:00:46
  Oh. Oh, oh God, you are going to
• 1:00:51
  believe that now, just because of my reaction.
• 1:00:54
  I did it one time, one time and I started.
• 1:00:58
  With the aperture. Money.
• 1:01:00
  You started the Aperture night and then you became a
• 1:01:01
  professional. No, I refused to take the money
• 1:01:04
  that night because one of my friends was actually working and
• 1:01:08
  she brought me up for fun story. Changed.
• 1:01:10
  You used to say that you donated it to children in need.
• 1:01:13
  I totally did. Oh.
• 1:01:15
  My God, this gets worse and worse.
• 1:01:18
  Kody is doing a sales job. What on God's green earth does
• 1:01:21
  he need a MacBook for? For work even?
• 1:01:23
  Because I'm going like, what if you you can't use whatever
• 1:01:26
  you're using right now for work? Like, why do you need this
• 1:01:28
  computer? If it's not for pleasure, then
• 1:01:29
  what is it even for? Why would he need this computer
• 1:01:32
  they like he's been needing? A MacBook.
• 1:01:36
  He's been needing a new computer for a long time to watch porn on
• 1:01:41
  his like one night off from the wives like.
• 1:01:43
  When he's at Meri's, you know, when he's at Meri's or
• 1:01:46
  Christine's, he's got to watch porn.
• 1:01:48
  You know, it's, it's like, what is he doing with this computer?
• 1:01:51
  He's making the most intense presentations you've ever heard
• 1:01:54
  to sell Meri. Kay, Meri.
• 1:01:56
  Kay Cosmetics, I mean, give me a break.
• 1:02:00
  The connection to work was weird to me.
• 1:02:02
  And maybe that's were you thinking he was implying that
• 1:02:04
  he's going to have to work more to pay for the computer?
• 1:02:07
  It felt like that to me. OK, I didn't.
• 1:02:10
  I thought he was implying that it was for work and I either way
• 1:02:13
  it's. And he didn't like that because
• 1:02:15
  it wasn't fun. And I'm like, what did you want
• 1:02:17
  to fuck an RC remote control car that's a convertible boot that
• 1:02:22
  drives up walls like oh, Oh no. He did want a fourth convertible
• 1:02:27
  in the family. And he wanted an RC car because
• 1:02:31
  it would have been fun, but it had to be a convertible or he
• 1:02:34
  would have rejected that too, just like this MacBook.
• 1:02:37
  Just like his wives. Just like his MacBook and his
• 1:02:40
  wives. Meri poses a question, something
• 1:02:43
  along the lines of is it the equivalent to giving a vacuum to
• 1:02:46
  us? Like, Oh my God, to compare
• 1:02:49
  getting a MacBook to getting a vacuum because of his response.
• 1:02:52
  I mean, my God, he's a mess. I got a Dyson vacuum once for my
• 1:02:57
  birthday for my husband. A Dyson cordless vacuum.
• 1:03:03
  Did you hear that? We'll just leave that silence.
• 1:03:05
  There that was silence, silent, but once again, I mean, I don't
• 1:03:10
  think I've ever gotten a Dyson anything for a gift.
• 1:03:13
  So that's that's. Not I mean, it wasn't.
• 1:03:14
  A cheap gift. It wasn't like a $40 dirt devil
• 1:03:17
  from Walmart, right? Well, he just really wanted you
• 1:03:21
  to clean more. Well, I mean, I'm such an empath
• 1:03:25
  that I realized that in his heart of hearts, he just needed
• 1:03:29
  me to clean. And I just felt it so deeply in
• 1:03:32
  my soul that I was just so happy with that gift.
• 1:03:36
  If someone gave me a nice Dyson vacuum, I'd be like, oh this is
• 1:03:40
  going to improve my life. So I don't know.
• 1:03:41
  It did. I actually was thrilled.
• 1:03:43
  I think I posted something on social media at the time that
• 1:03:46
  was like, you know you're getting old when you are happy
• 1:03:48
  to get a Dyson for your birthday.
• 1:03:50
  Hey. Amen, Amen.
• 1:03:51
  But it's funny that she brings it up because apparently this is
• 1:03:54
  like a theme for him. And what I'm thinking like with
• 1:03:57
  this comment is that they were so broke perhaps at the time
• 1:04:04
  that he couldn't have bought her a vacuum during like the year
• 1:04:07
  any other time, so he knew she wanted one, so he splurged on a
• 1:04:12
  vacuum for her birthday. But do you think he actually got
• 1:04:15
  her a vacuum? I do.
• 1:04:17
  I do. I wasn't getting that.
• 1:04:19
  I thought she was just pulling it as a no.
• 1:04:20
  Because he says, oh, a toaster, all this, that you don't just
• 1:04:24
  pull that out of thin air. Like I think those things
• 1:04:26
  actually happened. OK, OK.
• 1:04:28
  And I think it. Was just because it's like
• 1:04:30
  cliche. Oh, I just think that they might
• 1:04:32
  have been, like, broke at one point.
• 1:04:33
  And so he got them what they needed for their birthdays and
• 1:04:36
  not what they wanted because the women keep talking about how he
• 1:04:40
  needed this computer, which is why they got it.
• 1:04:43
  Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:04:44
  Amen. After the gift opening, the
• 1:04:47
  adults are all on the couch and the wives are talking about how
• 1:04:50
  they expected him to be more excited because of receiving
• 1:04:54
  this gift. I mean OK, he might have needed
• 1:04:56
  a computer, but once again, this is a nice fucking computer to
• 1:04:59
  get as a gift. Like that is a nice gift.
• 1:05:01
  I'm sorry, I don't care who you are.
• 1:05:02
  This is a nice gift. And Robyn says that she knew he
• 1:05:07
  didn't really want a laptop for his birthday.
• 1:05:10
  She threw all those bitches under the bus.
• 1:05:13
  What the fuck does this even? Mean she threw them under the
• 1:05:15
  bus, but. What did?
• 1:05:16
  What did? What?
• 1:05:18
  Maybe she No. Why did she didn't say a single
• 1:05:20
  thing? She threw she you're right, she
• 1:05:22
  threw them under the bus. And she threw them under the
• 1:05:24
  bus, so. Hard.
• 1:05:25
  What the fuck did she know? Why the fuck is she even saying
• 1:05:28
  this now? What's?
• 1:05:29
  Oh yeah, she's a. Kiss ass.
• 1:05:30
  She wants to look good to him. She wants to be the one wife
• 1:05:34
  that knew that he didn't want that computer.
• 1:05:37
  She's a pick. Me.
• 1:05:38
  Yeah, she's a pick. Me.
• 1:05:39
  Pick me. I knew he didn't want this.
• 1:05:42
  Gross, gross, gross. It really is gross.
• 1:05:44
  And especially after that conversation with Christine.
• 1:05:47
  And then Christine goes in hard after that comment from Robyn.
• 1:05:54
  And it was really awkwardly quiet after Robyn made that
• 1:05:57
  comment. And it was also in a moment
• 1:05:59
  where Kody should have had some reflection and said something
• 1:06:02
  because they'd all said that they were disappointed by his
• 1:06:05
  reaction. And it got quiet.
• 1:06:07
  And then Robyn opens her fat mouth instead of letting Kody
• 1:06:11
  defend himself. No, no, hey, hey, not fat mouth,
• 1:06:13
  square jaw. She had square jaw.
• 1:06:14
  She. Opened her.
• 1:06:16
  Square jaw. And she says that she knew he
• 1:06:19
  didn't want it. And it's like, if you actually
• 1:06:21
  knew that, why didn't you speak up?
• 1:06:23
  She's one of the only people that like barely spoke up at the
• 1:06:26
  table when they talked about the gifts.
• 1:06:29
  And it's also bitch, you didn't put in for it all the otherwise
• 1:06:35
  put in for it and they were nice enough to put your fucking name
• 1:06:39
  on the gift and you threw them under the bus.
• 1:06:41
  Yeah, like where was Robyns money coming from?
• 1:06:43
  There was no money from Robyn. No money from Robyn.
• 1:06:46
  There was Robyn from There was money from Robyn.
• 1:06:50
  It came from one of the other wives anyway, like it wasn't
• 1:06:53
  hers. So then to do that to them and
• 1:06:55
  throw them under the bus after the fact that they were nice
• 1:06:58
  enough to put your name on the gift is just awful.
• 1:07:02
  Like it's just fucking awful. And I think Christine's mad that
• 1:07:06
  she said that. And you can tell it's quiet
• 1:07:09
  again, like after she says that. And then Christine goes off and
• 1:07:15
  she says we should just do it like we used to do it, where you
• 1:07:18
  pay for your own gifts and you bring them.
• 1:07:20
  And we wrap it and we say thank you, Kody, Happy birthday.
• 1:07:24
  Yeah. It was hard, it was hard to
• 1:07:29
  watch because everyone was obviously hurt and Kody couldn't
• 1:07:37
  defend himself, couldn't even admit that he was a Dick head.
• 1:07:41
  And then Robyn does the very Robyn thing and throws him under
• 1:07:46
  the bus so. I mean, this is another example
• 1:07:49
  of Kody's ridiculousness in his inability to say, oh, I am
• 1:07:55
  sorry. Or like, he doesn't even.
• 1:07:57
  There's no reaction from him. It's quiet.
• 1:07:59
  It's silent. It's uncomfortable and awkward.
• 1:08:02
  Robyn's a bitch. And Christine's like, well, I
• 1:08:04
  guess we'll just default to what we used to do.
• 1:08:05
  Like, yeah, my God, these people are so emotionally stunted.
• 1:08:09
  I cannot believe that Kody couldn't even just pull his
• 1:08:13
  pants up, grab his balls, do whatever, whatever the phrase
• 1:08:16
  would be to be. Like, I'm sorry, you guys, that
• 1:08:19
  that was so disappointing. You can't even say that.
• 1:08:22
  No. He's such an idiot.
• 1:08:26
  So after the disappointing gift and the disappointing discussion
• 1:08:29
  afterwards, they cut back to Kody blowing out candles at his
• 1:08:32
  party for the, like, wrap up of the episode.
• 1:08:35
  And they have his candles on two different cakes because of
• 1:08:37
  course, there's 723 of them. So they have to have two cakes.
• 1:08:42
  And he's like, I couldn't feed all my candles on one cake.
• 1:08:44
  And it's like, shut the fuck up, Kody.
• 1:08:46
  You also couldn't feed all of your children with one fucking
• 1:08:49
  cake, motherfucker. He's so selfish.
• 1:08:52
  She is so selfish. He talks about the candles and
• 1:08:55
  needing 2 cakes for the candles. No, you needed two cakes to feed
• 1:08:58
  your children all of your piece. Of cake, all of the other people
• 1:09:01
  around you, the ones that ever impregnated other people and
• 1:09:04
  then they gave birth to them and they're your family.
• 1:09:07
  Yeah, Remember these people? But also who puts the actual
• 1:09:09
  amount of candles on their cake as their age?
• 1:09:13
  Like, do people really do that? Well honey next year you better
• 1:09:16
  be putting 78 on mine because you know I expect 1 candle for
• 1:09:19
  every year. Flip that the other way. 87
• 1:09:22
  Well, that's different. Don't lie, Chris.
• 1:09:25
  You're going to turn 87, not 78. Think about it, I just took my
• 1:09:28
  teeth out for one second here. You just started fucking lying
• 1:09:32
  about robotic. I am a liar and a fraud.
• 1:09:35
  Just call me Robyn. Just call me Robyn.
• 1:09:37
  Call me Robyn. God no empathy you sick
• 1:09:40
  motherfucker. I have no teeth because you
• 1:09:43
  kicked me and I'm a couple episodes back.
• 1:09:48
  If I had a dime for every tooth I kicked and every child I.
• 1:09:51
  Saved. OK, so now it's time for
• 1:09:55
  everyone's favorite portion of the episode, Mustard Seed and
• 1:09:58
  Shit stain. And I'm going to start with my
• 1:10:00
  mustard seed because God damn it, I've earned it.
• 1:10:02
  I'm going to give my mustard seed to Savannah, of course,
• 1:10:11
  because she gave her Piggy Bank money to her dad and that's so
• 1:10:14
  sweet. Even though you hate her for the
• 1:10:16
  box of rocks and you have slandered her, you have made
• 1:10:19
  her. You have drug her name through
• 1:10:21
  the mud. You have made her sound terrible
• 1:10:23
  over and over, repeatedly. I think Savannah's cute as a bug
• 1:10:27
  on a rug and a sweetheart, and she deserves all of the mustard
• 1:10:30
  seeds that she can get. All right, well, at least now
• 1:10:34
  she's even. It's back to a zero.
• 1:10:37
  So she's back to a zero. Cancelled out my one.
• 1:10:42
  We are. Awful people, awful people.
• 1:10:46
  You know, that's what they came here for.
• 1:10:47
  You just got to be honest with children.
• 1:10:49
  Savannah, you're at a zero. OK, your mustard seed, darling.
• 1:10:53
  I'm going to say that my mustard seed is baby Sol from the
• 1:11:00
  future. Solomon.
• 1:11:02
  Baby Solomon being truly protector in the future because
• 1:11:06
  he's larger than her. Oh, that is so rich, because
• 1:11:11
  today he is like a toothpick of a little boy.
• 1:11:13
  Like he is he, he blows over in the wind.
• 1:11:16
  Well, I'm going to give it to him because he got dragged
• 1:11:18
  through the mud for being a a chubby baby, a larger child, a
• 1:11:23
  larger child. He got drugged through the mud
• 1:11:26
  for being a larger baby. He was wearing those Husky
• 1:11:29
  toddler clothes. He he wasn't even a toddler, he
• 1:11:32
  couldn't even sit up on his own yet I don't fucking think.
• 1:11:35
  And they were talking about his weight.
• 1:11:37
  They had to give him 4 month old diapers when he was fresh out
• 1:11:39
  the wound. Yeah, but like, come on.
• 1:11:41
  Like, why are we doing this to this poor boy?
• 1:11:43
  So he gets my mustard seed. Because, baby Saul, you're just
• 1:11:48
  going to be Savannah's protector, and I just really
• 1:11:51
  admire that about you. Wow.
• 1:11:52
  Wow. Yeah.
• 1:11:54
  I'm living in an alternate universe right now.
• 1:11:57
  OK, so shit stain darling, do you want to go with your shit
• 1:12:00
  stain first? It's obviously Robyn for
• 1:12:04
  throwing the other women under the bus.
• 1:12:07
  Yes, with the laptop. Honestly, what the hell was
• 1:12:12
  that? Even with the Christine
• 1:12:13
  conversation that was terrible, it's still the laptop is even
• 1:12:17
  more. It could have been both things,
• 1:12:20
  but this was not even just one person.
• 1:12:22
  It wasn't just Christine. It was every single woman
• 1:12:26
  sitting there on that couch and they were all in the room and
• 1:12:31
  they were all flabbergasted. Like, bitch, why didn't you give
• 1:12:34
  a girl a warning? We spent all this money on him
• 1:12:37
  and you knew he didn't want this.
• 1:12:39
  It almost makes me think she ruined the gift for him
• 1:12:43
  beforehand. Like she might have said after
• 1:12:46
  the fact to him. Like do you think that you would
• 1:12:49
  want a laptop for your birthday? And like found out that he said
• 1:12:54
  no. Quite a conspiracy theory,
• 1:12:56
  darling. I don't know.
• 1:12:57
  I just think that that was really sheisty.
• 1:13:00
  Tisk Tisk Robyn. Tisk Tisk.
• 1:13:03
  My shit stain is definitely Kody Brown because he's failed all
• 1:13:06
  over the place in this episode. To not even be able to pretend
• 1:13:10
  that you're excited about getting a MacBook laptop is
• 1:13:13
  unbelievable. Like I don't even know what that
• 1:13:15
  means. Like that's insane.
• 1:13:17
  And then to think that the candles couldn't fit on 2 cakes
• 1:13:21
  because you're he's just, he's just so selfish.
• 1:13:24
  He's ridiculous. He's definitely not an empath,
• 1:13:26
  that's for sure. Not an empath.
• 1:13:29
  Kody fuck Kody Brown, Fuck Kody Brown.
• 1:13:33
  Our keep sweet moment is a comment from Sue and she says
• 1:13:37
  thank you for being the much needed Comic Relief in my very
• 1:13:40
  difficult year. I lost my dog in April and my
• 1:13:43
  mom died this month. When you laugh, it makes me
• 1:13:46
  laugh too, and I appreciate it. Oh, that's so sweet.
• 1:13:50
  That is very. Sweet, Oh keep sweet moment.
• 1:13:52
  Literally like keep sweet. And thank you, Sue, for sharing.
• 1:13:55
  I know I just lost my dog this last year and so some of the
• 1:13:59
  comments and outpouring of love from people was very, very, very
• 1:14:04
  nice and very sweet. RIP Rebel and my dog Goose's
• 1:14:07
  boyfriend. Oh yes, your dog's boyfriend was
• 1:14:10
  my dog. So even though it was a short
• 1:14:14
  episode, we still managed to talk about it for a very long
• 1:14:17
  time. Imagine that.
• 1:14:19
  So much Robyn drama. Robyn fall down a flight of
• 1:14:23
  stairs and die. Robyn.
• 1:14:27
  All I have to say is don't hate me for being an empath.