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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “Masters of the Universe” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: I'm in Salt Lake City right now from now. My
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  Speaker 1: name is dal Hughgley Osmond. Why because yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: they were Yeah, what what's on?
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  Speaker 2: Did they have? What? Bad apples for the whole bunch
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  Speaker 2: of girls? That's the one I remember. Maybe that I
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  Speaker 2: kind of do. I don't, Actually, you don't. I remember this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a little bit country, and I'm yeah, there are
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  Speaker 2: the other ones, A little bit. I don't know nothing
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  Speaker 2: about a little bit of rock and road, a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of Memphis.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, you know what, I thought this? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: thought he said I'm a little bit country. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: little bit rocky road. Of course you thought that. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know why that we have Rocky Road and pray
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  Speaker 1: leans and cream and all that kind of stuff? You
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  Speaker 1: know we haven't No, why do we have all? Because
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  Speaker 1: black people are not allowed to even that ice cream?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I did know that? Did you know that? Skip?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. It was Yeah, I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: You get your ass with you either one it was
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  Speaker 1: considered too pure. It was you get your ass good
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  Speaker 1: and beat if you hit the white part of the
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  Speaker 1: neapology ice cream?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, could you eat on Sunday? That was the only
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  Speaker 2: day you could, you could get it when they gave
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  Speaker 2: it to you.
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  Speaker 1: But the reason we have like butter Pea Can and
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  Speaker 1: rum Raising and Rocky Road to come up with something
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  Speaker 1: else what was because every black wall up that's black.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's every black person, rum raising black butter
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  Speaker 1: Pea Can. Yeah, yeah, depending on where you're from. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but they do what I was talking about. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: in Salt Lake City and I'm having you don't hear
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  Speaker 1: in Salt Lake City? Now, they have the lowest alcohol
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  Speaker 1: content of any say, and you can't just go into
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  Speaker 1: a restaurant and have drinks.
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  Speaker 2: You can't. Nope, you got a half food, oh the
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  Speaker 2: bar and have like mimos bottomless.
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  Speaker 1: Have to have food and you can't have another drink.
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  Speaker 1: Well do you have to finish the drink and they
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  Speaker 1: have to take it away before you can have another?
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  Speaker 2: Ain't that crazy? Why would you want to drinks?
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  Speaker 1: Sure, you're gonna have another one and then bring one
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  Speaker 1: over and they'll take the other one before they get
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  Speaker 1: that put that drink down. They have to have text.
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  Speaker 1: You can't say you're ordering for someone else. H he's
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Nope, none of that. Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: noticed the people that your freedom, the loudest don't want.
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  Speaker 2: To give it to you, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's crazy and they have the lowest like I
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  Speaker 1: think zo point eight is zero? Is is uh is
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  Speaker 1: legally drunk in you tas point five?
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow? Yeah? And if any way you want to
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  Speaker 2: get drunk is here? Let me tell.
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  Speaker 1: You, dope, it really is. That's all I said. It's
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  Speaker 1: a double little city.
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  Speaker 2: It really is.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for the streaming move review with the Lebo,
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  Speaker 1: the streaming hack Warriors.
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  Speaker 4: Homy sal Omney and stay safe and healthy.
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  Speaker 2: Harmy dear? What's that in libo? The somebody is here?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: When the heat does, people start acting gig strap girl
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  Speaker 4: will be wearing tight shirts, Dudes will try to pull
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  Speaker 4: off the white bitter look from twenty and year. All
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  Speaker 4: four people will be wearing clip clops and clocks.
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  Speaker 2: Like they are on the red carpet.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone will be acting like they invented day drinking, and
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  Speaker 4: everyone else is just an extra in their summertime movie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious. Other than Christmas, this is the most exciting
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  Speaker 2: time of the year.
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  Speaker 4: And speaking of exciting, today's movie isn't very exciting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious. The movie is.
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  Speaker 4: Masters of the Universe, starring Nicholas the gallaz Intac and
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  Speaker 4: Injency Elba. I have to say, dear, my own brother,
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  Speaker 4: this is the second time this movie has been made,
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  Speaker 4: the original one way back in your nineteen eighty seven.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to say that this movie was a
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  Speaker 4: bad movie, so I would just say when I saw it,
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  Speaker 4: I rooted for the Lass so terrible the credit apologized
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  Speaker 4: the movie was so forgetable ghosted itself.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious. The new version is a bit different.
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  Speaker 4: A young man on Earth named Adam discovers a fabulous
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  Speaker 4: secret legacy as the prince of an alien planet and
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  Speaker 4: must recover a magic sword and return home to protect
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  Speaker 4: his kingdom. To protect his kingdom, he must defeat Skeleton,
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  Speaker 4: but first he joins forces with Tila and Man at
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  Speaker 4: the Arms. Adam must embrace his true identity and know
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  Speaker 4: that he is he man, the most powerful man in
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  Speaker 4: the universe. Of course, the CG and I is very good, dear,
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  Speaker 4: but he is not the most powerful man in the universe.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I know, deal my umbro.
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  Speaker 4: I know I sound jealous or I'm holding a grudge,
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  Speaker 4: but I am a true warrior. I won't tell the
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  Speaker 4: grudge then I released it after a few minutes.
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  Speaker 5: He it.
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  Speaker 4: We're screaming from mercy. I'm sitting This guy is just strong.
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  Speaker 4: I made the tiger change his stripes. Say now he
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  Speaker 4: identifies as a zebracitive. I have made a lost cause
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  Speaker 4: find it since I'm serious. This movie is better than
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  Speaker 4: the original. But is it the first big heat of
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  Speaker 4: the summer? The CARDI b take a button plants out.
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  Speaker 4: I get this movie, two and a half hand bags
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  Speaker 4: and a two of my new tanning lotion for the brothers,
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  Speaker 4: Brother Mantane. When your skin wants to level up, use
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  Speaker 4: Brother Mantan. It has so much Melannin your shadow will
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  Speaker 4: be jealous. Oh, Brother Mantain. Because God gave us a
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  Speaker 4: base coach. We just added the premium finish.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 4: This is a lepo your hacking warrior with the stream
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  Speaker 4: acting movie review. Come there, sat they stay safe and healthy,
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  Speaker 4: Hamy harm me.
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  Speaker 5: Round.
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  Speaker 2: It's time to take a peek in the jazz and Diary.
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  Speaker 2: We have any of the year. Thank him so much?
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  Speaker 2: Did diary?
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen something that you just cannot on
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  Speaker 5: sea and also be quite disgusted. So I'm out to
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  Speaker 5: dinner with a couple of my girlfriends and this handsome
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  Speaker 5: guy came over to the table.
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  Speaker 2: He said hello.
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  Speaker 5: He bought everyone around the drinks and we were a
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  Speaker 5: little apprehensive, but we were able to go to the
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  Speaker 5: bar and get them ourselves, retreat to ourselves basically.
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  Speaker 2: So he paid for.
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  Speaker 5: Them and we went and sat by town. He was like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: the great back, I'm going to the restaurant. He was
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  Speaker 5: very handsome, so we didn't get an you about it.
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  Speaker 5: He comes with me and he has little dribbles of
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  Speaker 5: wet saws, honest hands and always at the table were like,
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  Speaker 5: is that one washing his hands or is that from not?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 5: We have called him shady, you know out, but.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever it was, we were not clear as to whether
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  Speaker 3: or not he had done either of those or if
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  Speaker 3: it was just wide. We were all too you know, embarrassed.
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  Speaker 2: To ask you.
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  Speaker 3: So when he left the table, we were very kind.
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  Speaker 3: One of the gholsts reached turned around and said, hey,
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  Speaker 3: Pete boy, thank you for the juris. He just dropped
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  Speaker 3: his head, looked out his face
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  Speaker 5: And kept going so that he was we were right,
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  Speaker 5: shake it back and shake it back