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Encore: We Can Observations · Stugotz and Company

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Let's get to the weekend observations here with Iowa Sam.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Iowa Sam present. It's the quirkiest of the tennis majors,
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  Speaker 1: a place where it feels less like tennis and more
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: like survival. But it's a major nonetheless, the long points,
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  Speaker 1: the sliding, the grunts, and of course the red clay,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: oh the red clay at Roland Garasntritus and Iowa Sam
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: just like that, make no mistake about it.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: The French Open is back every year.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, nervous Taylor h I mean he just
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: he marches to his own, his own tune.
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  Speaker 2: I mean he doesn't trying to hit the off beats.
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: Don't say a word about Scott Hiller down be there.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor can tell you he's earned it. I will fly
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: to Sherman Hoax and I will fight you. Why it
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: was said I won't, but.
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: Just come on out speaking it back. I did.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: I did come out you and I uh a little
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: dispensary speaking to back Princeton Lacrosse. I mean, how about that.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say Northwestern's back there there every year.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah, I have to go Princeton.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: It's official. The firing of Tom Thibodeau is now justified.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, really was.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even talking to him.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even stop talking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take people behind the scenes because it's now
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: being reported that Kenny act.
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  Speaker 2: It's in a staying put.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Taylor wants me to eliminate the Kenny Atkinson observation that
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: I have, and I'm not going to do it. Kenny Atkins,
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: stop talking Kenny Atkinson more like Kenny Alkinson. Someone texted
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: me great finish at the Indy five hundred. I texted them,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take your word for it. Sam. You know what
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: the I in Indy five hundred stands for. I don't
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: it stands for I'll take your word for it. Oh okay, y, Yes,
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: it was right there for you, Sam. When the Cavaliers
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: broke out the Lebron era jerseys for Games three and four,
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: you know what it wreaked of, Sam?
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  Speaker 2: What's that? It rereaked of desperation? What was that? You're doing? Great, kid,
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  Speaker 2: you really are.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Those uniforms were missing one thing, though, what's that Lebron
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: James wearing them?
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  Speaker 2: That's true? Thank you? I know it is.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: If you trade for James Harden. You have nobody else
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  Speaker 1: to blame but yourself. The Cavs getting James Harden was
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: the most important deadline move in Nick's history.
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  Speaker 3: Damn great trade, such a good I don't even know
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  Speaker 3: what they gave up for.
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  Speaker 2: It was a great trade. I think seven first rounders.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care who's worth it.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: Kenny Atkinson saying, analytically, we've won two of three despite
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: losing all three. Kenny Atkinson, this dugats is strong in
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  Speaker 1: You also stick your analytics where the sun doesn't shine,
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  Speaker 1: which shouldn't be difficult considering you live in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 2: Put it on the poll.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me the last time you saw the sun come
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  Speaker 1: out in Cleveland. I don't know what the choices never
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  Speaker 1: would be the choice we're wanted.
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  Speaker 2: A blue.
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  Speaker 1: Also Cleveland. Hang the Analytically, we've won two of three. Banner,
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  Speaker 1: I dare you.
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: What would that banter look like?
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: Sad? It's like the Colts AFC finalist banner Bill James.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: Bill James would be there for the raising of that banner.
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  Speaker 1: Who else would be thereby?
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: Goldsberry loves the analytics. What is Kenny out gets into it?
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  Speaker 2: That almost tough for me.
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  Speaker 1: To wrap my head around what the analytics that's statement
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: or how he still has a job both. Landry Shammitt
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: is four games away from a statue by they told
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: him they get the Shammitt statue. Harden's will already be done,
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  Speaker 1: I mean right outside the.
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  Speaker 3: The only question is what corner of Madison Square Garden
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  Speaker 3: is that Shamman statue going.
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  Speaker 1: Should it have like prominent placement Shammit or should Harden
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  Speaker 1: get that? Hmm?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Brunson is the one a statue right now? Harden.
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, Harden has made such a great impact.
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  Speaker 1: If you take Shaman away from the Knicks, or the
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  Speaker 1: Knicks still in the finals. And if you take Hardened
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  Speaker 1: away from the Caves, are the Knicks still in the finals.
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  Speaker 2: You get what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Good point, Yes, Harden, Harden gets priority.
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  Speaker 2: As Mikey.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: So you think the hard the Hardened statue should just
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  Speaker 1: be a traffic cone.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. Put that on the pall. Yes, stashed
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  Speaker 2: this away into something.
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: The ponder file was James Harden's suitcase pat for New
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: York or Hawaii. No need to discuss now, just stash
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: it away for a rainy day. They were eliminated a
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: month ago, but somehow the Hawks postseason keeps getting better
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: and better.
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  Speaker 3: Mccallments specifically, they win those games.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that the second best team in the East,
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  Speaker 1: they would have swept the Calves.
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  Speaker 2: Put it on the poll. Would the Hawks have swept
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  Speaker 2: the Calves?
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  Speaker 1: The next time someone questions us when we talk about
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  Speaker 1: a team needing a good loss, show them game three
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: of the Knicks Hawks series.
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  Speaker 3: It might be the best loss in sports in history.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're right, great loss. Thank you. I was said,
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  Speaker 2: that's how you do it. I'm still here. Just spackle
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  Speaker 2: my man.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: Five first round picks from Michale Bridges feels like a bargain.
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  Speaker 2: How many times did we criticize that trade? Taylor?
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  Speaker 3: I retroactively want to give the Nets more first round picks.
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  Speaker 2: You want to give them two more? Yeah? That's how
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  Speaker 2: good you feeling today? Take all the picks. Bombs in Brooklyn.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: Nick fans would do it. They would have been fine.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: Here go we're the Vitals nineteen ninety nine. If you
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: looked up quit in the dictionary, you'd see a picture
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: of James Harden. It says Cavaliers, but James Harden instead
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: of wearing those lebron era jerseys.
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  Speaker 2: The Calves should have just worn a white flag. Put
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: it on the ball.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: Should the Calves have just worn a white flag? How
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: do you wear a white flag? How do you wear
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: a flag? Just a white T shirt? I guess right,
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: it's a good style. Listen, you're like Izzy with the
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: follow ups here. I mean, just you know it's a
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: white flag. It's a shirt, right, plain white tidy whities.
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: I AWA was same. You definitely wear tidy whddies.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well no not since I was like ten years old.
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: That's a lot. I'm wearing them. Now, what's the deal?
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: She turned out to your white flag? Yeah? Now I
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: carry on? Where's Dan Bier.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: Tom Thibodeaux, he's golfing, he always is, well, Jesus Tom Thibodeau,
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland Cavaliers, collision course.
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: Hey, Arsenal do it in the Champions League.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: If I'm the Calves, I hire Tom Thibodeau just to
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: punish James Harden. Here's the good news, unheardened by the
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: way for the Calves and their fan base player option
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: next year, forty two point three million dollars on a trade.
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: Well done, Pep leaving Man City most and Andy Robertson
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: leaving Liverpool. You know what that is, Iowa, Sam, what's that?
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: That's the end of an era? Wow Robo Texas Tech
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: Florida in the softball Super Regional put the kids to
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: bed games at like three.
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  Speaker 2: In the afternoon.
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: No love loss, though Mikey has no issues getting the
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: kids to bed that early nap time.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Can they move it up to two?
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Jason Williams daughter Mia Williams transferring from Florida only to
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: beat Florida revenge game. Jason Williams mocking his alamater Florida
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: proving blood is thicker than swamp water.
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  Speaker 2: Sure about that? I am.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: When the Golden Knights are down three to nothing in
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: a game, not a series of game, you know what
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  Speaker 1: they have? Have you?
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: Iowa with Sam? Where's that right? Where they want you?
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  Speaker 2: How do you not know that Mikey is shaking his
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: head in disgust. I know he's also is he hitting
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: the buttons as well? Putting a lot on him right here?
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  Speaker 1: I really am m hey astros he combined no hitter
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  Speaker 1: doesn't count as a no hitter in my personal record
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  Speaker 1: book Stuke gottsbook dot com, there were like no hitters
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: every other day in the majors up until recently. So
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: that's a combined no hitters, really, first one in like
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  Speaker 1: a year and a half. I feel like, yeah, twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty four, Well we're not giving it.
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  Speaker 2: To him, yawn, Yep, put it on the pole.
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  Speaker 1: He combined no hitter yawn, Sam, you'll agree.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's an achievement.
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  Speaker 1: For who.
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  Speaker 2: All seven of them.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, when you ask a bartender to change the channel,
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: they look at you like you're speaking Chinese.
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  Speaker 2: It's true, it's so true.
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  Speaker 1: Just change the channel, dude, find the remote and change
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  Speaker 1: the channel and put on the goddamn game that I
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: want to watch, and stop looking at me like I
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: asked you to go get something that.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: You have to fly across the country to get. It's
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: a remote control. Hit the channel I want.
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  Speaker 4: They don't know where the remote is. It's got dust
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  Speaker 4: on it. You're right, they don't know what sports are
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  Speaker 4: going on.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: They don't. It's like you're speaking Chinese.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Spurs thunder on behalf of Nick fans everywhere, keep going,
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: you know what the te in thunderstands for?
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  Speaker 2: Iowa, Sam?
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: So the first one, I was, Sam, Let's let's try
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: this for Spurs thunder on behalf of Nick fans everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Keep going.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: You know what the T and thunderstands for Iowa was
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  Speaker 1: in no take your.
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  Speaker 4: Tiue, Okay, get tired, tire out.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, you know what the S and Spurs stands.
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  Speaker 4: For, spend time on this series. Slow down, we have
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: all that there. You go close a lot closer. It
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: couldn't have been further away any other guests.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: If you are the Spurs, you have to find a
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: way to get those nuns to Oklahoma City. Those nuns
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: getting all the credit for the Spurs win. Hey, Nuns,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: the sister Jean is strong in you. Mikey knew that
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  Speaker 1: was coming a minute ago.
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  Speaker 2: That's how long we've been working together.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: He was nodding his head before he even started that sentence.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: When the Spurs one to tie the series, Sorry about that.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: I turned to Abby and I said, now we've got
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: a series.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: She said what I said, it's locked up at two
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: games apiece. She said, end. I said, never mind.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: Tired of trying to have these conversations with her.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: Go back to your book. It's a catalog where she
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: orders stuff. Go back to it.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: Lakers hiring a rocket scientist as their assistant GM, if
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: I'm being honest, feels like a waste of a rocket scientist,
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: waste of his talents.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Totally should should be in Houston.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Other rocket scientists have to look down on him. Right Hey, Lakers, it's.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Basketball, not rocket science. Get a good player and you win. There.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: I'm a rocket scientist.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Aaron Boone is the Michael Jordan of beating Al Central teams.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: You know what the M in Michale Bridges stands for?
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  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: Stukeylor, you know, don't do it?
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Don't do what you know? Relax? It stands for Mitch Richmond.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: You thought I was gonna go Michael. Yeah, we haven't
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: won the title yet.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: After we win the title, the M and Michale will
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: stand for Michael Jordan after. But now, Mitch Richmond, that's
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: given him too much credit, right Mitch? And Mitch is
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: a Hall of Famer. Micale Bridges not as good as pictures,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Not yet everyone is. Kenny Atkinson has a screw loose
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: all James Harden, Congratulations, you'll never have to buy a
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: drink in New York City again.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: You know what the K and Kenny stands for? Sam?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: What's that? It stands for.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Cuckoo Hooty Johnson. If James Dolan could do it, anyone
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: can do it. Mikey is shaking his head. No, if
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: James Harden appears in the twenty twenty five twenty six
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Knicks team photo, I won't have an issue with it.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: You know what the O and Ohio stands for, Iowa
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: sam out.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: It stands for oh no, we have James Harden.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, you can't spell oh no, we have James Harden
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: without the H and I in Ohio. You threw me
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: off there because everyone's speeding me up here. Oh you're
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: speeding me up because you're just slow on the update.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I mean Jesus Dan Lebutard trying to replace my Knicks
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: fan them and Taylor's Knicks fandom with his own Nick fandom.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Dan the Stugats is strong in you, and the D
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: and Dan stands for desperate Ben Stiller. If you think
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: showing up to Game four in Cleveland makes up for
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: the met Gallamus app, I got news for you.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: It doesn't. This isn't just any Tuesday, It's Tuesday. If
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: you could combine.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: James Harden's talents with Max Struce's effort, you'd have one
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  Speaker 1: hell of a player.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: You would sprinkle in some of Strusa's looks in his hair.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Speaking of hell or Briles, Sam, those are the weak
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  Speaker 1: Ken observation Jesus