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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 54 - Sasquatch's 21st Birthday · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Dead podcast. Today is Monday. It is April fourth by
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  Speaker 4: the time that this comes out, it'll be April fifth,
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  Speaker 4: my birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Birthday week, birthday month, birthday month, let's go happy birthday month.
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  Speaker 3: My brother happy or pre pre birthday and uh as
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  Speaker 3: people are hearing this, This is me wishing Sas happy
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  Speaker 3: birthday on his birthday. Happy birthday my brother.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Big twenty one feeling different.
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  Speaker 4: No, because I'm not twenty one yet.
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  Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah, but listen to the listener you are, Dude.
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  Speaker 4: I found out like last week that I've been talking
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  Speaker 4: into this microphone the wrong time, the wrong way the
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  Speaker 4: entire time.
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  Speaker 3: You were trying to talk down the tip of it. Ye,
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  Speaker 3: shout down the phole of it when you really talking
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  Speaker 3: to the head.
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  Speaker 4: It's a side. It's a side microphone.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure talking to the tip a little bit?
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  Speaker 3: Let me see if it sounds any different.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not. I don't think you can hear my
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  Speaker 4: microphone right now? Oh fuck doesn't remember it does that
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  Speaker 4: buzzing thing if we do zoom.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, we were.
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  Speaker 1: Going through the hillacious bout of technical difficulties. But the
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  Speaker 1: good thing is we're leaving all those in your uh
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  Speaker 1: age twenty year.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hopefully. I mean, it seems like we just
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  Speaker 4: have never ending technical problems, which I don't understand because
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  Speaker 4: it feels like recording a podcast is a very easy
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  Speaker 4: thing to do.
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  Speaker 3: The one there's literal orangutans who do this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people do it from like their basement with like
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  Speaker 4: a Xbox three sixty microphone and it sounds perfect.
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  Speaker 3: And then the dumbest people alive. Yeah, us intellectuals somehow
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  Speaker 3: have trouble with this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so let's get into it.
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  Speaker 3: Man, what did you learn in the first two decades
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  Speaker 3: of your life?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, bro, Time flies, it actually is. It
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  Speaker 4: is weird thinking about like I always like when you're
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  Speaker 4: in high school and you're like, want to drink alcohol,
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  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, man, I can't wait till I'm twenty one,
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  Speaker 4: But like you never actually think you're gonna get there.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are, and then when you turn twenty one,
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  Speaker 1: you start thinking to yourself, Man, I'd give anything to
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  Speaker 1: go back to those sweet ass high school days.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, for sure, you and the boys fuck when you
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  Speaker 4: peak in high school.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, dude, I love to peak in high school when
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  Speaker 3: you ran the world. Dude, fucking playing football in soccer
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  Speaker 3: high school was fucking sick, dude, being popular as fuck,
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  Speaker 3: million parties, billion friends, dude, playing baseball, fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Pushing people under the bleachers, giving the girls the Skittles disease.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the Skittles disease. Don't even get me started.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I won't. I won't because I know you're fucking crazy, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're out of your mind. What are you
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  Speaker 3: gonna do for your actual birthday to celebrate?
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  Speaker 4: I have no clue because it's actually I actually picked
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  Speaker 4: like the worst place to be to turn twenty one
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  Speaker 4: because in Denver you can't use vertical IDs.
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  Speaker 3: You're in Denver? Yeah, what the fuck? When did you
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  Speaker 3: get to Denver?
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  Speaker 4: I've been here for a while. I came down on
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  Speaker 4: Friday last week.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck, dude, I had no idea little sasquatch.
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  Speaker 1: I literally didn't even know where you were. So you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be able to go out anywhere?
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  Speaker 3: That seems stupid?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I will.
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  Speaker 3: It's like counter to the drinking age.
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  Speaker 4: It, dude, it just doesn't make sense like when we
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  Speaker 4: were so when I was here a couple of weeks ago,
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  Speaker 4: I was the only I'm the only one out of
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  Speaker 4: my friends who's not twenty one. And my one friend brother, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: my one friend doesn't. He just turned twenty one, so
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  Speaker 4: he didn't have a horizontal ID yet and I was
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  Speaker 4: using like a fake ID and he could get in,
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  Speaker 4: he couldn't get in anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Like you're gonna have to show them a fake ID
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  Speaker 3: even though your twenty first birthday, Yeah, which.
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  Speaker 4: Is kind of disappointing, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fun. Are you're actually gonna do that?
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  Speaker 1: And what if they like call you on it and
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  Speaker 1: you'll be like, all right, I actually am twenty one
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  Speaker 1: and show me a real ID, Like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would do that.
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  Speaker 4: I would do that. I mean, dude, like the like
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  Speaker 4: the bars will say they have like posters outside that
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  Speaker 4: say like no, no vertical id's allowed.
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  Speaker 3: That's stupid as fuck. I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 4: No, neither do I. It doesn't make sense because it's like,
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  Speaker 4: like I'm gonna be actually twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like freedom is being girded a little bit
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  Speaker 1: too tight out in Denver once again. I know now
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  Speaker 1: they're fucking holding holding you down, They're fucking I mean,
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  Speaker 1: when man cannot live is man wishes he's a sinko
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  Speaker 1: oh exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I think there's like some app that you can get
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  Speaker 4: here though, that you can like use your use as
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  Speaker 4: your ID. You can use like a picture of your
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  Speaker 4: ID in call Colado. Isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 3: That's this? This ship does not make any sense. Now
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  Speaker 3: if what happened I drinking age, just being the drinking age.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Like if you're twenty one,
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  Speaker 4: you should be able to drink.
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  Speaker 3: Right, That's what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: What the fuck? What happened to this fucking country? Dude? Well?
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  Speaker 3: Shit, so what are your What are your brodies gonna
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  Speaker 3: do for you? Are they gonna beer bass you? If
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  Speaker 3: it was me, I'd fucking have you around. I'd fucking
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  Speaker 3: bring all the boys in tight and then like, bro,
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  Speaker 3: we've had some fucking sick times and here's to a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of sick more. And then we start jumping up
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  Speaker 3: and down with Miller High Life forties and start spraying you. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: that would top our shirts off.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, to be wet and wild. Maybe someone would sneak
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  Speaker 1: a kiss something like that.
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  Speaker 4: It would be sure. Yeah, I have no clue what
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do. Maybe not much.
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  Speaker 3: That would be that would be hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's gonna be better than being in fucking
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  Speaker 4: that god awful city, New York.
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  Speaker 1: That would be the corniest thing of all time if
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  Speaker 1: you just left New York to not do anything on
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  Speaker 1: your your first birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I'll do something I'm gonna get I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 4: fucked up regardless, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, legally, hell yes.
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  Speaker 1: The night before my twenty first birthday, I went out
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  Speaker 1: in Rockaway Beach in New York, and it was the
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  Speaker 1: night before my it was supposed to be my first
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  Speaker 1: rap battle, and I got absolutely shit faced. I was
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  Speaker 1: badly hammered to the point where the next morning when
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  Speaker 1: I woke up, I was still fucked up. We were
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  Speaker 1: on the way to the rap battle. I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to go over the ship with my boys in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Did not It was not prepared for the rap battle.
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  Speaker 1: But luckily the dude who I was supposed to go
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  Speaker 1: up against, he didn't show up on the day of.
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  Speaker 1: But damn so if he had showed up, it might
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  Speaker 1: have been different for your boy.
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  Speaker 4: It might be a fucking idiot, dude that I could
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  Speaker 4: have changed the trajectory of your entire life.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it actually could.
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  Speaker 1: Have that actually could have, but uh, we just pushed
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  Speaker 1: it back another month and I had the same material
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  Speaker 1: in an extra month to get to get on his ass.
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  Speaker 6: And yeah, your first If your first rat battle was
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  Speaker 6: a total fail, you might have never done it again.
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  Speaker 6: I definitely would ever would have been hired at Barstool,
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  Speaker 6: and then we never would have done this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: We never would have met.
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  Speaker 1: You would have been a master Stool, you would have
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  Speaker 1: gotten hired on and you'd be doing a crossover with
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  Speaker 1: Publicity or some shit right now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably Friend of Sass he would be.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be on Friend of sas. Yeah, your own sobriety podcast.
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  Speaker 1: You've been so for what like eight hours now?
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I've been on a little bit of a bender. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know if it was just the camera angle
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  Speaker 3: or my face.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my face looks fat as fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Is that why you're hiding behind that microphone? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Dude, fuck this just.
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  Speaker 3: Tucking your chin behind it? Yeah, so what do we saying?
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  Speaker 4: I don't like it at all?
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  Speaker 7: Dude?
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  Speaker 4: Extend the big ass, big ass cheeks look like Frankie Borelli.
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  Speaker 3: If the angle of laptops, laptops shouldn't be that low.
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  Speaker 3: They shouldn't sit on lap.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that the laptop would make me look better.
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  Speaker 1: They should sit on like shoulder straps, like a drum
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  Speaker 1: that someone would have in a marching band or something
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  Speaker 1: like that, so they can be a little bit higher.
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  Speaker 1: They should sit on top of it. Fucking yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, engage the core, pull the shoulders back, tuck the
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  Speaker 3: tuck the chin down, and pull the back of the neck.
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  Speaker 3: No pulling that back is you the double chin, So
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  Speaker 3: you gotta put it forward. I think that's I'd fully
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  Speaker 3: vi if you can eclipse yourself with the microphone, the
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  Speaker 3: total clips of the fucking mir because after twenty one,
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  Speaker 3: it's all down, all downhill from there.
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  Speaker 1: Man, the metabolism's gonna hit you differently. You'll have one
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  Speaker 1: cup of coffee after you're twenty one, you'll be wired
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  Speaker 1: for two days straight.
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  Speaker 4: I swear, bro, I've never had a fast metabolism. I've
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  Speaker 4: always had a s slow misapolism. I've always had a
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  Speaker 4: slow misabolism.
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  Speaker 1: That means you're guaranteed to be fat as fucked by
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  Speaker 1: the time that you turn twenty one, which is tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: I already am, bro Damn sitting down in this chair.
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  Speaker 4: My titties are touching my belly button again.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I will pop pop the top off aster and
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  Speaker 1: the fucking creases in my body, Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I've always got a big ass crease where my stomach is.
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  Speaker 3: You try and cheat the light when you look at
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  Speaker 3: yourself in the mirror. I don't know if I've ever
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  Speaker 3: looked at myself in the mirror without sucking my gut
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  Speaker 3: in and then I fully let it go sitting down
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  Speaker 3: the other day and uh, I feel like I had
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  Speaker 3: a pumpkin attached to me. It's gross, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Being a human is one of the most disgusting afflictions
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  Speaker 1: that a being can go through.
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  Speaker 3: Just not sweet.
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  Speaker 1: What type of shit you've been on with your boys
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  Speaker 1: out there? You've been gassing me, dude?
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  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, we always gassing you up a bit that
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  Speaker 4: they want to meet you.
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  Speaker 3: My got to meet your boys. Dude.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can pull one of my friends in in
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  Speaker 4: a second. Wait, what, well, he's there, he's writing a
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  Speaker 4: speech right now for class.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of class is it?
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  Speaker 4: I told him to drop out, bro seriously or just
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  Speaker 4: hold on again drop out? I told him to drop
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  Speaker 4: out and get a job at a major media company.
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  Speaker 3: As simple as that, or become a crypto billionairege really
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  Speaker 3: his decision, And I don't understand what's so hard about
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  Speaker 3: picking which which lot to have in life.
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  Speaker 4: There's two choices.
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  Speaker 3: You've become rich, you've become famous. It's really exactly brother.
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  Speaker 4: And hopefully both. One can only hope. Dude, yesterday we
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  Speaker 4: went to a coffee shop and he was like, I
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  Speaker 4: gotta do some like yesterday, like at like it was
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  Speaker 4: like six o'clock and he was like, I got to
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  Speaker 4: do homework and uh oh. He was like you should
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  Speaker 4: come with me and like just do some work. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, all right, it sounds good, and like
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  Speaker 4: we spent like he spent the entire time just like
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  Speaker 4: grinding writing this speech, and I spent like an hour
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  Speaker 4: and a half trying to photoshop a picture of Will
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  Speaker 4: Smith like with a bunch of guns on him into
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  Speaker 4: like the Grammy also the Grammy's read a carpet. And
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  Speaker 4: that was like such a realization at like how fake
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  Speaker 4: of a job I have.
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  Speaker 3: Or how much better of a life path you've chosen
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  Speaker 3: than him.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this is gonna be fucking good.
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  Speaker 4: And then I didn't even end up posting it. I'll
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  Speaker 4: put it in. I'll put it in the video though.
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  Speaker 4: I actually it actually came out pretty well, but I
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  Speaker 4: didn't post it because, uh because we left.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, what's wrong with it? You just didn't have
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  Speaker 3: enough time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Also, like a I don't know, I didn't want to
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  Speaker 4: tweet about Will Smith.
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  Speaker 3: Again.
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  Speaker 4: I was getting a lot of people mad at me
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  Speaker 4: for tweeting that Will Smith had brought a gun to
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  Speaker 4: the Grammys.
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  Speaker 3: Who scientologists or gun control nuts?
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  Speaker 4: Dude. People were like, first of all, you're white.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, how do they know that you might
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  Speaker 3: be white presenting?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why that had, Like why that's become
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  Speaker 4: such a big thing in the Will Smith Chris rockshit,
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  Speaker 4: you're actually white, so you don't get to talk about this.
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  Speaker 3: They're right though, your your white asssn fuck you're left
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  Speaker 3: as a cab ass fucking can't weigh in on this
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  Speaker 3: ship with any type of actual nuanced life experience. Hell no,
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  Speaker 3: you you've been white the day you were born.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe now that I'm gonna be twenty one, shit will change.
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  Speaker 3: You'll be able to have an opinion. You know, you'll
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  Speaker 3: stop being white.
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  Speaker 4: I'll stop being white.
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  Speaker 1: You got to do a twenty three and me start
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  Speaker 1: digging to see if you're like fucking one percent Native American,
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  Speaker 1: if you're on your Elizabeth Warren time or some.
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  Speaker 4: Shit that I'm thirty percent jew thirty four percent. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: so you're not white now I'm Jewish sort of.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I think you really could get that. You
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  Speaker 3: got to reply to the people that are saying, sorry, bro,
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  Speaker 3: you're white and be like, actually, I'm Middle Eastern.
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  Speaker 4: That's actually that would be fucking funny because those people
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  Speaker 4: would lose their shit. Actually I'm thirty four percent Jewish, bitch,
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  Speaker 4: but you just exposed yourself as a bigot. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: Never assume, Never fucking assume. What's his speech on I'm
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  Speaker 3: dying to know?
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea. The way that he described it
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  Speaker 4: seems pretty easy because, like he said, he just writes
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  Speaker 4: down like the talking points and then he kind of
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  Speaker 4: just goes up there and just freestyles it. You could
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  Speaker 4: do that, Bro, whose locker room did you go into
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  Speaker 4: when you guys are doing storm teachers that unc.
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  Speaker 3: Tcu ah letters it is letter.
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  Speaker 4: If that was unc that would have been sick. I know, bro,
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  Speaker 4: how much how much you got in the game today
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  Speaker 4: now that I'm twenty one. I can talk gambling, brother,
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  Speaker 4: taking me over or the under.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to know. I'm over one fifty three
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  Speaker 3: North Carolina money line parlayd that with Broun to have
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  Speaker 3: two and a half assists, So you know that's a
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  Speaker 3: fat payday. When you fucking stack up the odds like
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  Speaker 3: that plus one thousand, that'll be I know, dude plus
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  Speaker 3: ten hundred or some shit like that. So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: be rolling in it. I guess we're gonna have to
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  Speaker 3: go out. Oh shall I tell you what we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: do for your birthday?
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  Speaker 4: The case race.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're gonna do a case race and that'll be
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fun. But for your actual birthday, once
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  Speaker 1: I hit this fat fucking parlay in the Barstools sportsbook, we're.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna buy a soundboard.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well we could buy a soundboard.
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  Speaker 1: That would be sweet. I would settle for working microphones.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, we're gonna go shoot guns.
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  Speaker 4: Brother, Oh hell yes, but I'm not gonna be there.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're gonna come. We're gonna shoot guns together. Next
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  Speaker 3: time that we're in a locale.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna personally see to it that we fucking let
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  Speaker 1: those things off.
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  Speaker 4: I've been dying to get my hands on a fucking
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  Speaker 4: some heavy armory.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what are you thinking? Something handheld with the
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  Speaker 3: long clip, or fucking something too handed that's gonna be.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Two hands, bro. I want something that I can barely
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: hold onto.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Or one of those eighteen wheelers with a double axle
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: that goes shuck, hit them, hit the brakes on it.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: I'm dying to get my hands on a nice bump
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: stock with the titties. Oh at the titties with the
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: titty mags.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Don't fucking drop the top on them. Dude, you're gonna
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: be an absolute menace with the chopper in your hands.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: SaaS chopper.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: That would be so sick.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Would we gotta got a shop before bro never blasted.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: We gotta bring a photographer to go with us, and.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: We gotta get some sick promo pictures for the podcast.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we should do our cool as fuck.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: We'll bring Colleen and we'll do our next merch shoot
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: out of gun range.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be fucking sick. And then
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even have to take us. I assume that
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be in some rural, random mess location when
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: we go, but uh, maybe we'll get.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Some kind of instry.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: We could skeet shoot, but I'd rather just fucking be
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: in there some ship like that, fucking just letting that
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: fucking yopper off.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: That would be tight.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Watch out for the kickback, though. That's what I always say. Bro,
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: What you got, what's in the book?
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: I got my my notebook here I don't really have Yeah,
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: I was actually looking through it today, Dude, I've got
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: some funny ass jokes. Speaking of which, Friday and Saturday
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: I'm doing fran Friday and Saturday I'm doing. That's the
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: only reason I'm really coming back to New York because
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I agreed to do this with him months ago and
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to bail. Friday and Saturday, I'm doing
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: four shows with Francis. I'm opening for him at Gotham
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Comedy Club. There's still tickets available. Still get that also. Austin,
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: I think I'm doing like the I don't even know.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Just look up Little Sasquatch Moontower Comedy Festival and you
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: can buy tickets there. It's like in. I think it's
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: around the twentieth of Austin of April.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: April twenty tickets fuck, yes, shit say it? And so, bro,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: which one do you celebrate more?
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: What for twenty or Hitler's birthday?
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Which one do you observe for twenty?
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Of course, dude, it's a stupid question. No, just had
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: to make sure that's a freaking stupid question.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Just had to make sure that the other sixty six
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: percent of you wasn't wasn't prevailing.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: No, you know, I keep the cube on me at
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: all times.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Bless us with a with a cube, bless us with
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: the sixth sider. Okay, okay, see just a little.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Let's keep the fingers sharp for when I'm writing.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Uh, Francis said that you're gonna He said that you're
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: a future fired employee at barstool.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he did say that, But he also did that
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: joke on stage one time, and it was very funny.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: He crushed. But I retweeted it, and then I unretweeted
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: it because I was like, I probably shouldn't. I probably
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: shouldn't retweet that. Yeah, you let people that I'm a
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: futured I'm a futured fired employee. I don't want to
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: get fired.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: You don't want to get fired? Now?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well that soundles a bet for me then, So
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: you don't actually want to get fired. No, you're not
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: gonna get your fired, menace, You're not gonna get fucking fired.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Dude. We saw the numbies this week.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: So dude, I need a fucking raise again.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: So you know you're fucking good. Bro, we saw what
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: those numbies look like.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Our podcast is a fucking monster.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Let's just say we're an absolute wagon. Let's that there's
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Midwest cities that have a sick significantly smaller population than
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: our listener base, big ones, I'm talking Chicago.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: So we want to be getting all of our listeners
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: on Spotify and Apple. People don't fuck with the Tube.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: You get a lot of them. But uh, yeah, I guess,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: And shout out to the Tube listeners. Make sure you
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: guys give this a like and a subscribe.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I know, I mean, I don't know how we can
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: engage the Tube listeners more.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know what.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Uh we got to start doing more physical comedy.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Is that what gets people? Or do they just want
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: to see the look on your faces? Like do you
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: watch shows on YouTube?
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Do you watch and all the great? Yeah?
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Like if I am gonna listen to a podcast, I
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: usually do it on YouTube depending on where I am,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: but I also don't mind listening on Spotify and Apple.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Not sting interesting. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: what was your analysis of the numbers that you saw?
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: You're going in and out of focus and I don't
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: like it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why is that happening? Is it because I'm moving
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: like a little bit back and forth or you are
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: you high room? Dude? Why is it's always fucking something
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: that's probably really watch on YouTube?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: I think that's dude. I think we gotta stop having
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: like we I think we just got to go back
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: to the blue yetdy microphones.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Fucking we gotta go back to quarantine one point zero.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I think the high tex shit is what
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: keeps fucking us up. Like the zoom mics, Like this,
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: fuck a zoom mic, dude, This thing just plugs right
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: into my laptop.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: But I did get infuriated when I saw a part
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: in my take and then they were like recording at
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: like a wing restaurant with like.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: And then it sounds perfect. Yeah, they literally, dude, they
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: record an episode walking through a fucking airport and it
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: sounded like they were in a.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Studio and we'll we'll be in like a soundproof booth
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: and it'll sound like we're recording with half of our
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: head dipped underwater. It'll sound like we're trying to like
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: scream through a fish tank at one another through like
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: fucking rusted cans with wires.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: That Philly episode was so bad. The audio is so shitty.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I know, and we went so out of our way
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: to find some kind of fucking audio.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: The audio has been good with this though, Like I think,
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think I'm doing an amazing job editing
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: it and producing it. Yeah, I've I've nominated, I've promoted
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: myself to chief in editor. I'm an editor, producer and
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: a creator.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Yes that's a fact. And I'm a director producer.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Your director of photography.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: And if I fucking dip out of focus one more time,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I know, dude, slowly slit my.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: But maybe it's cool for people.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Maybe we'll use it as people will fuck with that
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: for sure. Yeah, it's called that's just like what gives
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: our podcast a little bit of an edge.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Is Michael bayshit Dude, that explosions. We blew the budget
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: on the fucking the ripple in and out. We could
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: have had massive explosions, big ass explosions.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: What type of jokes are you about to tell with uh?
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: With your boy Francis.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: I have no idea, dude, I haven't done stand up
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: since fucking December or November Jesus doing and this is
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: gonna be like one hundred person shows.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: You're fucked.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not worried about it. I'm only doing like ten minutes.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I think, who else is it? Who else is going
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: to be up there?
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Just me?
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's you and then Francis.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: I think Francis is doing like forty five.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Minutes and you're doing ten minutes.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Probably, And it's a fifty five minute show.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: I mean it'll probably be like an hour. I don't know.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: I have no fucking clue.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Sounds like you're gonna have to do fifteen minutes. Brother.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: It sounds like it's little amounts of work. It's little
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: increments of work, but it's enough that it's gonna be big.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I was looking through my old jokes that I wrote
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: in my notebook, and when I was like back when
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I stand up with my passion and the only thing
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: I cared about in life for a week and and dude,
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: I got some fucking heaters. They're all about cancel culture
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: and barstool and fucking like the hit piece on Dave.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: So are they still timely or do you think that they've.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: And let me tell you, bro, they are naughty, oh
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: really now, but they are pretty funny. There was one
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: that I wanted to read that I cracked myself up
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: at reading.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I'd like, I'd like for you to read it right now.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: That sounds actually sublime. If you regale me with.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: The joke, it's gonna like flop hard because it's like
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: people like, it's harder to like read a stand up
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: joke with like no fucking hey.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Here's here's some advice. Don't read it, tell it no,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: don't read the joke, say it from your fucking heart.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: You should be able to.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Know your joke so well that you could say in fast,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: same slow, same with a French accent, or same acting,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: goofy standing on one foot.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: That's how I feel about stand up. Know your act
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: like the back of your hand.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good idea. That's very smart. This one says.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Keep that no, no, no, no, wait, but you why did
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: you say it in such a you said it on stage.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: How else would I say it?
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: And then I put in quotation marks like.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Up the delivery. I'm gonna use it on stage.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: So so come through Gotham Comedy, you create that singer
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: in person.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's nice because people will be able
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: to have seen like, uh, it's like the before picture
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: of the joke. It's like they're they're seeing the joke
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: when it's flabby and fucking doesn't have any tan, and
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: before it's on nutri systems or whatever shit Alex Jones
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: is on. They got his body looking right, that's like
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: your flabby pictures. And then once you tell the joke
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: on stage, it's gonna be full Alpha Chad.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: It's gonna crush on stage. I promise you, dude, I
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: know what I know.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: You know what crushes.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: I've seen you up there, and it's an experienced comedian.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: It's sublime. It's like watching Hendrick's play. It's like watching
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: your boy give a speech.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: People were calling me rookie of the year.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were on him. Roy Roy Roy top Roy
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: top rookie in New York. How's it going.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: I'm going so I can get uber one for students.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: for zero dollar delivery fe on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 25:02
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• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: you think college is for.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Get uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Uber and Uber eats with deals.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: This good.
• 25:16
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• 25:18
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• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Son, Dude, did you see this video of fucking OJ? Yeah, yeah,
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: you saw that.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: What is he doing?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Dude? That was unreal? Is he just having us hanging
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: out with like fucking eighteen year old white girls? Eighteen
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: year old eighteen year old white pitches?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with they who are unable to give an opinion
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: on anything in this world because they're eighteen?
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Is there because they're white?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: They're fucking eighteen year old white bitches, But they do
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: have a black friend.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: That would have been awesome if they woke up OJ
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: and he just turned to them and was like, first
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: of all, you're white, dude, But he was like, what
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: the hell were they doing.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I don't understand what the hell is he doing? I
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: don't believe me. They're acting like fucking eighteen year old
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: white pitches, twenty two year old white pitches. Whatever they are, like,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: they're going in like in their like fun going out
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: dresses and waking somebody up, like that's the name of
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: the game. At one o'clock, he wake someone up? Why
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: is he hanging out with them? Why is he at
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: a house party where he's passing out at one o'clock?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: So he obviously was shift faced.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: What was his house that that can't be where he lives, right,
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: that was like just some random house. Why has he
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: got the fucking TikTok led lights on in his room?
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: I know that his Simpson's got the fucking LEDs.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: There's no way that that's his room that he like
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: is just across from a kitchen or something like that,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Like that's someone's vacation house that they rent or something.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I wonder where it is. I need more information on
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: what OJ's up to.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I think he's out as Florida, right is he?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I think so?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I could see that being like a beach house in Florida,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and all these girls are like, oh, my god, we're
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: hanging out with OJ.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: They can't know. They can't have any idea that he
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: kills in cold blood.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Dude, Yes they do. What else would they know him from?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: But I don't think that they know the extent of it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think that.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: They oj from the bills from the Buffalo bills this year.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love Wait what we'll separate the
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: art from the artist. I like him as a football player.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: I like him from his appearance an airplane. You know,
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: he was an actor. He could have been a great actor.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a fucking uh he's a great actor.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah he uh.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I mean he he provided endless comedy for like a
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: full decade.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah he did. Norm McDonald like built his whole career
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: around that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: He must have been like the number one punchlined dude
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: at some point. And now, I mean he did the
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I guess he kind of did the time in the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: public's eyes, like he was a punchline for a while.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: He got locked up for that trading car shit, and
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: now he's just back in the wild, I guess, getting
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: fucked up with the youth.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I uh, look, man, the juice is
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: loose and he's having a good time.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: You think he fucked.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, of course he was shirtless when they pulled him
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: out of bed. He probably already fucked.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: You think that he just Oh, j wake up, we
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: need to fuck you again.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: He's got to like his dick is just fucking mashed
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: potatoes and old. There's no way his dick still works.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know. He was kind of an athlete.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: If he's like partying like that, if he's in situations
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: like that, Like he's definitely with some like connector style dude,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: some some dude who just like like knows everybody, and
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: it's just like, dude, I know you want me to
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: bring juice to the party tonight.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I got someone coming to the party. You're not gonna
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: believe it. Yeah, And like he.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Gets there and they're like who is he? And then
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: like it kind of ripples through the friend group like,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: oh my god, OJ's here.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, do you hear Kim fucked OJ?
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah? That's one thousand percent what it is.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Do you hear Kim eight? OJ's ass in the back?
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Wow? What were you doing in Philly yesterday?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I went out, I went to the to the Alehouse.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I went out with the mics in Philly, which Mike's.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Mike and not the two mics that you know, two
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: other mis Mike's house he went to.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the other mic your boy.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, both my boys.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: They both used to work at the Alehouse, and uh,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: we want to get back in there.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: I uh, you want to start working there again, or
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: just want to do something with it.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: We say, like for charity, we want to do stuff,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: but uh that that's like the only way to like
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: actually reputably work behind the table there at the Beat.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I invented a move, uh some years ago. It's called
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: a cheese slap. And I would get two pieces of
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: provolone cheese a little bit soggy. They'd be a little
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: bit wet from the condensation of having.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Sat out for a while. It's perfect for a sandwich,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: and I slap the two pieces of cheese together and
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: it would sound like a shotgun rang out through the
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: entire restaurant. It takes a very specific skill to be
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: able to cheese slap like that.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: And I can picture it of cheese and picture the slap. Yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: it sounds like a tally whacker. Yeah, you don't know what.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: A tally whacker is.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, I know what a tally whacker is.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Bro. What's a tally whacker?
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Then, Bro, I don't need to tell, I don't need
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: to prove.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Shit, what's a fucking tally whacker? Dude? If you're so
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: fucking smart and you know what a tally whacker is,
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: what is it? Bro?
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Someone that WHACKX tallies?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: All right, you're good, but uh, I'm about to get
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: back behind there and uh and do some kind of
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: cheese slap and I need you to I need you
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: to come back down there. I need you to come.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I need you to come on some full exploits with me.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I need you to spend like a full day drinking
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: at the Alehouse. I need you to be working behind
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: the counter. I need this summer to get you down
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore. Like I have a bachelor party that
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be down the Jersey Shore at. Maybe you
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: could come since you're of age now.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, not much of a Jersey Shore guy.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Actually that's not true. The beaches at Jersey Shore are amazing.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: And the way are you talking about you're out a
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Jersey Shore guy?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about like uh, snookie and like uh,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the Jersey North Jersey shore, like, uh.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm a Central Jersey guy.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: First of all, Central Jersey doesn't exist. And if you
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: are a real Central Jersey guy, you would know that.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Bro, real, only real Central Jersey guys know that Central
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Jersey does exist.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: That's Tom's River. Tom's River's the only place in Central
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Jersey that exists.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: I got shooters in Central Jersey.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: You're about to be a shooter in Central Jersey. Once
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: we get that Desert eagle in your hands, Once we
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: get that AR fifteen in your hands, which is coming,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: you will be shooting in AR fifteen.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: You will have the opportunity to dump that clip out.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: But I want you down the shore. I want you
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: in South Jersey.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I want you fucking banging the ceiling at the OD
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: getting absolutely shit. Face my dog, it's right a passage.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I'll see.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: We'll see about that. I'm trying to get outdoors this summer, Bro,
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: I want to do like outdoors stuff like content.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I do too. I want to fucking push a kayak.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: But I don't know what I would do like. I
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: don't know how you make that entertaining. It's hard to do.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Why is it hard to make outdoors content entertaining? I
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: feel like there's some people who is their entire job
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: to do that.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean I feel like it's easier if
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: you're doing like hunting and fishing and stuff.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: What if you just handled animals. What if you just
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: handled massive snakes or some shit like that, and you.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Just had fucking hate those big ass snakes. Those things
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: are disgusting. Did you see that video of that girl
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: like laying with her like she had one of those
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: big ass snakes and it died, and she like posted
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: a video like with it like wrapped around her like
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: scream crying.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I don't think that snake was dead.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: I thought it was dead.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: It was plaining possum. I think that that snake was waiting.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: For that person. That made me sick to my stomach.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Why you thought that the snake was Those snakes are gross, dude.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I hate they're not slimy. Oh what don't you like
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: about them?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: You just acted like you're an outdoors guy. I feel
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: like snakes are the fifth most prevalent outdoors animal.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I like their top ten for sure.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: I like like furry animals like mooses and dogs and bears.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: It's not fucking ooh. Snakes are disgusting. It's actually I
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: could throw up thinking about them.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like an encounter with a moose is much
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: more likely to end in your death or paralyzation than an.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Encounter seeing a moose. I've seen a moose in the wild.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: I know you have, and you're lucky. You're fucking still walking.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: You didn't encounter They just look at you and then
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: you just walk right by them.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's true. I think that you've
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: got extremely lucky and you need to start. That's why
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: you need a gun.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I know I do need a gun. I did a
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: solo hike yesterday, my second solo, and it was called
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Bear Peak, I think, and uh, I was scared I
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: was gonna see a bear. Bro There was actual caves
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: on the mountain, no way, but I looked it up,
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: and I don't think they're coming out of hibernation until
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: like late April.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Bears love caves, that's where they hibernate.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: They love bats too, or no, bats love cave and
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: bears probably love bats.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Probably do. They probably fuck up bats.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: No.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Don't they eat fish?
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: They eat salmon. But I'd love to see a bear
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: eating a bat like a salmon photoshot that someone get
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: that photoshop contest. First person who can show me a
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: bear eating a bat like a free boy dad hat. Yeah,
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: these new hats are are kind of Christian.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's zoom zoom in on that. Those are nice.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: We got a lot of good ship coming out for merch,
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: so make sure you buy that.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're about to do specific, dude.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: So many people are asking for the for the mom
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: dad ones or girl dad, girl dad, girl dad, girl mom,
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: girl mom, girl mom.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: We should have girl mom, we should have girl dad.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: We should have daughter of a boy dad. We should
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: have daughter of a girl mom. We should be able
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to have every.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Perfect Like, I think the podcast could fail completely, and
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I think we've like tapped in enough to like the
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: new parent community. That dude that posted a photo of
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: us like with his newborn child wearing the boy dad sweatshirt. Dude,
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: we need that.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: We're a juggernaut in the works in like the uh
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: in the fashion space. You know that Off Whites, you know,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Off White started as a podcast. You know, there's just
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Virgil Ablow trying to kick some ideas around and he
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: just started making some merch with quotation marks on it
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: and suddenly it's the biggest, biggest, fucking biggest.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Brands in the entire world. Yeah, same same way. Indeed
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: has started same way. Nike started as a podcast. You
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: ever read Shoe Dog.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: They all start as failed podcasts.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Every major business Facebook was a podcast for example. Dude,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: how about Elon Musk buying uh on that stock in
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Twitter nine point?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Does that spook you now? Why not?
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I don't think. I mean, he's like a he's a
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: ship poster, bro, He's he's.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Got my back as a fellowship poster.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and Elon We're probably gonna fire ideas off of
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: each other.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: It's funny that people use freedom of speech to defend
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: ship posting.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Dude. Didn't he post some meme of like Hitler?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I think so?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: And then people backlash and he's like, I'm buying the platform.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's You're not about to backlash against me.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: He could just delete everyone's accounts.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: I hope that's not what he's gonna do. Is he
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: gonna do that to us?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Dude? He could wipe barstool off the fucking Internet.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: No, he wouldn't do that. Portnoy Musk, Dude, I forgot
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: about portnoy Musk What am I gonna do with my
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: T shirt? I know I've got I've got so much
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Portnoy musk gear at home. I know twenty four.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: I've got like SpongeBob's closet and it's just all Portnoy
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: musk gear.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Are you going to sell it as a collector's item
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: or do you think that it's just eventually going to
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: cycle into being relevant clothing?
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Dude, I don't know. I think it could be the
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: next big thing.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: I think it's going to be huge.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I think now that Bezos was taken down by the Union,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like Portnoy and most powerful.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: I saw that bro. The people of Amazon one and
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: overnight shipping is gone. Now.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Is that what they took away from us?
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Yep?
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: And no more Prime.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: They got a union and they took Dexter off Amazon Video.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: That's devastating.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: That was what the union was for.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just to clean up what was on Amazon Video.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: No more Last Chance, you canceled decks. Fuck dude. When
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I was hiking yesterday, I was like, so the I
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: got to like the peak sort of, but then like
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: the actual peak, it's like you have to like rock
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: climb up it. And I wasn't gonna do it, but
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: then like a bunch of people, like two people went
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: in front of me and did it, and I was like, well,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: loft eazy, So I did it.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like I wasn't who women in wheelchairs went
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: up ahead of you.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: No. No, I was like I went up a little
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: bit and I was like, is this the peak? And
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: they were like yeah, I think and I was like,
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm gonna go any further, and
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: they were like, oh yeah, Summit fever. And then I
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: was like, fuck you, dude, and then I fucking flew
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: up the peak.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Did you climb past them? You spidermanned up past them?
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: No? No, But so I'm up there and I was
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: like chilling up there for a bit because the view
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: is incredible and because you were scared to get down
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: and I was scared to get down. And this this
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: dude comes up sprinting up the peak in like shorts
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: and a T shirt and like one of those water
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: backpacks on, and he just like taps the top of
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: the peak and he's like I'm hitting five peaks today
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: and then just turns around and flies down the mountain.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: And it took me like four and a half hours
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: to climb that mountain, and he's fucking ripping through all
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: of Colorado in one day.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: I think I just got signed out? Can you hear me? Still? Yeah?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: I can still hear you.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: It says that you've been signed out because your accounts
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: is signed in from another device. What the fuck is this? Dude?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Do you say, how many people do you think that
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: he told that too?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I hope this is still working, but uh, how many
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: people do you think he told that too? Did he
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: tell that to just you, knowing you had a podcast
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: and you will get the information out to everybody else
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: in the world.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: No, dude, I think he was just bragging like it
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: was a.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: So that is kind of a humble brag to only
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: tell one person, But he didn't know that you were
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: about to actually broadcast. That's best case scenario for that guy.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: His legendary grows.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: There's no way he was only telling one person. He
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: was telling everyone that he was passing everybody. I'm hitting
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: five today, pitch.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do as many peaks as possible.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: I just started recording, so we're fine.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: What do you mean you just started recording?
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Like I'm recording on my end now too, So were
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: you not earlier? No, you guys were.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I think that we just think that we might have
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: lost a little bit of the recording. So I'm gonna
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: repeat that what I just said.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: So do you think that this guy was just fucking
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: telling everybody that that day? Or was he only telling you? Bro?
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: It's kind of a humble person.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Still recording it says you're recording on your end, I'm
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: just trying.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: To cover my ass.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Dude, that fucking joke was incredible. You could probably add
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: that to your stand up if you want.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: I'll try. I'll try and add that in.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: See if you could sprinkle that in. You can probably
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: sprinkle that in somewhere.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: The stand up stuff is just so much work, I know,
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: and I hate work.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I know. It's so easy to be lazy.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Oh that brings me to my next question when you
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: told us to bring topics for today's show.
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: Golf season is an full swing, and getting out there
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: to work on your game is bound to make any
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: day even better. I mean, if you're looking to improve
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: your drive, Chevy Equinox ev is the smartest choice you
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: can make. Bold athletic styling, a commanding Presence Award winning
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: tech an impressive range, all with an affordable MSRP Chevy
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: Equinox EV will put a smile on your face no
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: matter how your scorecard shakes out.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Help, I said, would you rather have a little bit
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: of shit on your hand or be lazy? Or be bored?
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, be bored, be bored? Bored? Would you rather
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: have a little bit of shit on your hand or
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: be bored?
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Shit on my hands? Bro, I'll cover my I'll cover
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: my hands and shit if I mean, it's not going to.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Be bored rather than to be bored. Yeah, Because the
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: question before that on my prep sheet was what's the
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: worst job in the world? And I feel like if
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: you have the worst job in the world, you're either
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: picking between having shit on your hands or like some
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: kind of like gross shit on you, or just being
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: absolutely bored out of your fucking mind for the entire
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: of your shift. Yeah. I mean, cause I feel like
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: if you're working hard at any type of job, as
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: long as you're not getting shit on your hand, the
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: day is gonna go pretty quickly.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But I feel like there's gotta be jobs that
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: are like, like you're not getting shit on your hands
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: that just like completely suck that are like mentally exhausting
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: and boring as fuck. Like, I'm assuming if you have
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: a job where youre getting shit on your hands, it's
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: probably not that boring.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: So it's kind of sweet to or I was kind
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: of using shit on your hands as as an overarching Uh.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what you mean, but uh, getting your
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: hands dirty, getting your hands dirty, like hands to work
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: like like dirty jobs. Dude. I wish I could see
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: your face, bro, I can't see you.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Can't see me anymore, I can't.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Even see you. I don't mind, though, I'll go blind
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: actually let me fucking I.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Wonder what the odds are that this episode comes out tomorrow,
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Probably pretty low, I'm feeling. I'm not feeling a lot
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: of hope.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: No, I uh, I wish I could blind foold myself
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: like that right now, so I could kind of kid
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: my way through this episode having a conversation without being
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: able to look at somebody. That's one of the greatest
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: talents somebody can have.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: It is, dude, that's some fucking uh I don't even know.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know what that would be.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: It's some next level funck shit.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: But yo, I got a new uh, a new video
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: series coming out that I just announced over the weekend.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: It's called The Nicest.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: It's gonna premiere on Sling and it's a compliment wrapout. Yeah,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: it's gonna premiere on Sling.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: That's hot.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I think that's where the fact that there's a budget
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: for this is coming from. That's gonna be on Sling
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: and then eventually it'll be on YouTube. But uh, that's
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: gonna be I've been so I've been preparing for basically,
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I'm preparing for a rap battle. It's going to take
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: place in like two weeks and it's going to be
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: like a compliment wrap bout. I'm just nice as fuck
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: to somebody.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be sick. You've been working on that for
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: a while, right, Yeah, I've been.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Uh, I've been working on this for quite some time,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: trying to book it, and it's still stressful as fuck
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: to try and book it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: When are you guys recording? Is that? Or is that that?
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: That's the sixteenth?
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, April sixteenth, the day before Easter, which is
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: a Christian holiday.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Is that something that you guys like selling tickets to
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: or now?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Ummm no, I'm not having for this first one. I'm
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: definitely not having a like audience.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Uh. There there will be an audience, but it'll be
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: more of a like an invite only type of audience,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: more battle rap kind of uh, more of a battle
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: rap audience as opposed to big names, slim any big
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: battle rapper names.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Any big names coming out.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely some big battle rap names for sure.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Why don't you drop them down?
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: I would drop them?
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Okay you were now?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Um we have we have somebody who battled against Eminem.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: We have a dude named marv One going up against
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Quest maccody. And these two dudes are both from Detroit
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: and they're like best friends. They were like two on
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: two partners. They know fucking tons about each other and
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: uh they're they they're just great pals. They're just great
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: buddies with one another and all they do is fucking
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: cook up sweet ass battle raps. So that's gonna be
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: one of the matchups. I have another huge one locked in.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Some other big battlers that are that we're gonna kind
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: of sprinkle in. But like, I like doing battle rap content,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: and uh, I don't want to do like batter I
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: don't want to do like a serious ass battle rap
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: where somebody's like.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: In fucking sixth grade, like you fucking posted this thing
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: or like your fucking bosses like this or some shit
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: like that, Like it's really.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: He thinks he's a gangster. His real name's Clarence.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I would hate if somebody hit me with his real
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: name is Clarence, or his real name's Adam.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Anything along those lines. I feel like that would be, uh,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: that would be truly devastating. But uh, definitely.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Think it's a great idea. I think it's gonna be fun.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: I'm excited to see it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's some low pressure, good vibes content. Videos aren't
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: gonna be that long. We're gonna probably have a bunch
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: of them. It's gonna be another shooting in a couple
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: of months.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: And they'll probably be pretty funny, right, Like it's like
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: a it's supposed to be Is it supposed to be funny?
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: I hope so, yeah, I hope it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: People are gonna take it as serious as rap battles
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: and like be up in somebody's face being like you're
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: fucking nice as shit, like fucking like like super super
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: charged up and uh violent with it.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: But also you know, saying something nice.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: It'll be a little bit incongruous, a fucking fish out
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: of water type situation, that type of shit.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: That'll be good shit.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Fuck yuss. Also, I'm about to fly down to North Carolina.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I wish you were coming to North Carolina because I'm
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: gonna be trying to do a video of North Carolina win.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: The National Championship. But at this point they will have one.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Are you going to that one?
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Are you going to Chapel Hill?
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to Chapel Hill.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we're still we're we gotta finish up in
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: a in a second because I gotta get out of here.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm going down to Chapel Hill. I have
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: a flight that's actually in an hour and twenty nine minutes.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: So I should probably go to LaGuardia. Yeah, so I
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: do gotta go to LaGuardia.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: But uh, all right, well maybe I'll add a little
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: solo action in.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Please add some solo action. Oh fuck, I didn't even
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: get to talk to your buddy.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Just bring him in real.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Quick, all right, Bo, come in here, dude.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: This is because I can't see him.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: This is my buddy, Bo.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Dude, I can't see him, BO, talk to me, Yo,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: what's up? Bo? You sound fucking how I expected you to.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: You can't hear you.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: You can put the headphones on, BO, what's up, brother?
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: How are you good? Dude?
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Do you like Bob Dylan?
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: He's great. Yeah, same dude. It's it's awesome to meet you.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I've heard so much about you.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: I don't think I like him as much as Harry does.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: But wait, you don't like Oh, you don't like Bob
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Dylan as much as Harry does. I thought you meant me.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: I was like, damn, this guy's fucking roasting where he has.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think I like you as much as Harry does.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: You're all right, But in the three words that you've said,
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: what's good?
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: What?
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: How's your speech? What's your speech about?
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: It's about why we should make handmade pasta and.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: How and how?
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: If we make handmade pasta, well we'll start to care
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: more about the food we're eating and food we're buying.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Dude, BO, that's a great point. Anytime that I go
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: into a restaurant and their YOKEI is made from a
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: machine or like print it out, I hate it. I
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: really don't enjoy it. But anytime I get handmade Yoki.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Not only do I feel the love of the restaurant,
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: but the quality is significantly higher. It's butterier. It'll melt
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: right in your mouth.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Are you working?
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: You working food?
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: Yes? Yeah, you know what's up? That's uh the nyoke
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: is key, then is key. We do a Noch Tuesday
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: over at our house every Tuesday and all the friends
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: come over and h we make noch together.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Nocchi Tuesdays. Oh, dude, I gotta steal that.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's great.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Boy dad comes out. Nochi Tuesdays comes out.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Why we're having a good conversation. Why does he want
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: to wrap it up? So?
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: What are your plans? Are you going to uh New
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: Orleans for the game?
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: No, I'm about the to North Carolina right now. Uh.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: It says that I'm going to get there about ten
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: minutes before I start boarding my flight.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: It's like a.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Forty minute uber. I should call the uber now. I'm
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: gonna call the uber now, but I'll chat until it
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: gets here.
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: Okay, what's going on in Chapel Hill.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: North Carolina.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: They're playing in the National Championship tonight for basketball. So uh,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: if they win, then they're gonna be whooping it up
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: uh in the un season. Chapel Hill, I want to
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: hear more about yoke Tuesdays, though, How are you? How
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: are you flavoring your yoki? Are you doing it with
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: like some kind of like nuts and like a basil
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: sauce or something like that, like a lighter you going
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: like tuscan, like a deeper a deeper red sauce, a
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: nice heavy pomadourro.
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, really really all over the place. So we've done
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: a different sauce every week. We started out with what
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: do we do? We started out with the classic h
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: sage brown butter sauce. Yeah, moved on to uh, trapponese pesto,
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: which is like what, it's a tomato and almond based pasta.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: So nuts really can set off the pasta sauce in
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: a whole different direction.
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: It's gotta be nutty. And uh, we've done pistachio pesto.
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: We've done uh and this this snooky Tuesday, we might
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: actually switch it up and do do just pasta Tuesday.
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: Just make some handmade pasta.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Perhaps maybe dude, you should you should for for your
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: friend's birthday. Little sasquatch, I think that you should teach
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: him to like make pasta or like do like a
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: little pasta little pasta making session with him.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: Well, we did, we made some two days ago, uh
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: my friend's house here in Denver, and it went horribly.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: You really got to smack around that though, when you
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: got the dogo and you really got to smack the
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: fuck out of it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but damn uh. I think that we're gonna talk
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: more at some other time. But my uber's pulling up
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: right now, so.
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: I'll hand it back over to Little SaaS.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: No, you're gonna have to keep on talking with Little SaaS.
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: Oh, we're still doing the podcast, Yeah dude.
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  Speaker 4: we are back. Rone had to go catch a flight
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: to North Carolina. He's gonna be in Chapel Hill tonight.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Chapel Hill tonight. So uh, if you're in Chapel Hill,
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  Speaker 4: maybe you'll see him.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Um.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: So I'm gonna do a Q and A because I
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: didn't really know what to do with the rest of
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: the time. I thought this could be interesting, slash fun.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: So the first question we're gonna do is release your
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: own top ten lists do finer style. All right, we're
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: gonna skip that one. We're gonna roll over that one.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Let's do.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Who are your favorite Twitter follows? My favorite Twitter follows?
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: So that's an interesting one because I've been on Twitter
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: for a while and it can there's people that go
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: on Twitter, they grow really big, they they're very funny,
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: and then they stop tweeting. It happens to a lot
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: of people. When I first started Twitter, my favorite people
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: that I followed were Sanchovi's, Chain Body, Minufi, wild Out,
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Bill ratchet And most of those guys don't really tweet anymore.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I mean Sanchovi's does twitch streams now. Bill Ratchett still tweets,
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: not as much though, but yeah, those guys were my
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: favorite follows for a while and I still like them
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: all a lot. They're very cool guys and very funny.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Now I would say my favorite Twitter follows are probably
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: I would say like the guys from pod podcast about Lists,
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Caleb and and Patrick. Those guys are very funny. Thomas,
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: that guy's very funny.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Nick Mullin is a great follow but he doesn't really
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: tweet anymore. Well, he went, he didn't tweet for a while,
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: and then he started tweeting again, and now he just
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: doesn't tweet anymore. I think's he's gone for good this time.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Caucasian James is funny. There's a lot of good follows
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: on Twitter myself, if I do say so. But yeah, yeah,
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Twitter is interesting because it's like a It is weird,
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: like becoming like friendly with people on Twitter and then
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: one day they just disappear forever and you never hear
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: from them in But what can you do? Let's see
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: who would win in a fight, Jake marsh or Kelly
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: keegs Kelly Keeks. Would you rather be a commercial pilot
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: or a podcaster? A podcaster? I like planes, but I
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: don't ever want to fly one. That seems very scary,
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: especially when you're in charge of like three hundred people
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: on the plane too. That sounds horrifying. What is your
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: stance on skeet for real? I think Pete Davidson's pretty funny.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: I think his stand up's really funny. I I uh
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: don't really like SNL is weird because like I don't
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: really like like the musical sketches that he does, like
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: the rap videos. They don't think those are very funny.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: He does some funny stuff on SNL, but I think
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: his stand up is very good, and I think he's
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: better as a stand up than he is as a
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: sketch comedian. Let's see, do you think blind people go
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: to the movies?
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Probably? I mean, I'd imagine a blind person going to
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: the movies is like someone listening to a podcast with
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: only audio, Like I feel like I could enjoy a
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: movie with just with just audio. Sounds fine, let's see
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: talk about how you're a pussy. What we're gonna skip?
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: That one. Got a lot of people asking me what
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: my favorite hike is that I've done. My favorite hike
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: is probably I think it's called Twin or Hidden Lakes
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: or Hidden Peaks, Twin Peaks, something like that. It's in
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Wyoming and I did that one this summer, and it's
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: like fourteen miles out and back, so it's like seven
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: miles each way, which is the long stack I've ever
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: done by a lot. The top of it is insanely like, like,
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: the views are insane, it's beautiful. You get up there,
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: they're like, so you're like surrounded by these big ass peaks,
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: and then in the middle there's just this massive lake
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: with this blue ass water. I posted a picture of
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: it on Instagram a while ago. You can find that.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: But it's crazy. We went swimming in it, me and
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: my friends, and it was like negative thirty degrees and
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: I only went in for like two seconds, but it
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: was awesome, and then we hiked back down. It's a really,
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: really fun hike and it's like not that hard either.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: It's more it's like it gets steep at some points,
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: but for the most part, I'd say it's more of
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: just like a trail walk. I honestly, the way back
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: was harder, but that also isn't that uncommon. Top three
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: good neighbor stuff sketches. Top three good neighbor sketches. That's
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: a good question. I think my favorite one is I
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Gotta figure out what it's called. It's on Hyle Mooney's channel.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Let's see Oh what oh singing while doing chores. I
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: love that sketch and the ending of that sketch is
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: so fucking funny and it cracks me up so much.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: I say that one. I would say the Drinking game
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: one is super funny. And Chris the original Chris sketch
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: is hilarious, But those are, like, I think that's like
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: the best sketch comedy like ever that I've like that.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: I enjoy those so much. Another question kind of relating
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: to that, someone asked me, what's my favorite sketch that
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: I've ever recorded myself. My favorite skeitch that I've ever
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: done myself is definitely my Uber Eats Deluxe sketch. I
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: thought that that sketch was came out really well. I
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: really liked the idea of the joke. I thought like
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: filming it was also like a long one. I think
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: it was like it was either like it already been
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: like two minutes, which doesn't seem long, but when you're
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: recording a sketch when you're playing both of the characters.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: And.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Like, like when you're recording a sketch and you're playing
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: both of the characters, it's really hard to like nail it.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: So it's like you got to like re record a bunch.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: So that one took me like a long ass time
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: to make because you have to rerecord it until it's
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: like completely smooth. So like it seems like it's actually
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: a conversation between two different people and not just like
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: uh like I don't know how to describe it, but
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: that one came out really well, I thought, and I
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: was very happy with it. And yeah, i'd say second,
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: probably my second favorite one is probably the SNL like
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: the dad coming into the room and asking the sun
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: if like if he wants to come downstairs and watch SNL,
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: because I thought that one was really funny too. But yeah,
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: let's see, how did Roan get famous? So that's a
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: that's a good question because me and Owen have actually
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: been talking and Roan is like such a humble person
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: and like so interesting and like when we go on
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: these trips, like when we go on like the neighborhood
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: eats trips, like when we were just in Philly last
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: week or two weeks ago, like I were with his friends,
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: the two Mikes, and they tell me all these things
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: about Ron that like he would never have told me,
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: like all these interesting ass stories. And we've actually been
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: thinking about doing a uh interview, like just an episode
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: where we're just interviewing Roan and we're gonna have like
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: one of the mics come in and just like ask questions.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: And I think it'd be really cool because like, Roan's
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: got some crazy ass stories. Like I remember one time
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: we were recording a while ago. It was like right
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: when the podcast first started and he said that. I
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: was like, Ron, did you have you ever done a
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: have you ever done like comedy roasts because it seems
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: like something he would do with like his background in
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: uh in rap Battle And he was like, no, but
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: I judged one with David Tell, which is just like
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: a crazy thing to just drop that he judged a
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: comedy roast with Davi Tail. But yeah, So short answer
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: is he got famous from rap Battling.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: He won.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: He's like the Rap Battle champion two times nash Or
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: World champion, which is insane. But yeah, there's a lot
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: of Roan's got a lot of cool stories, and I
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: think an interview with him would be awesome. Let's see
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: how do I ball so hard? Comes natural? A lot
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: of people asking me if I'm ever gonna stream on Twitch,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Elden Ring or apex. Probably not. I like video I've
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: talked about this before, but I enjoy video games a lot,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Like It's one of my favorite things to do look
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: after work is like play video games with my friends,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: and that's where it become complicated with streaming because like
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: I don't want to have my friends have to get
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: like nice ass microphones and stuff and like be on
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: camera and all this shit. So no, I probably won't
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: ever stream. It's not really my thing. I've tried it
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: a while ago. I tried it a while ago when
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: I was like I had like six thousand followers on
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: Twitter and I had like one viewer and it was fun.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: But I mostly just enjoy playing video games without like
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: the pressure of like a thousand people watching me or
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: some shit. This person said, would you ever consider doing
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: the yak remotely understand your concerns about living in New York?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: Would you ever telecommute to the Yak?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: I would, But unfortunately it's just like not a show
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: that the Yak would work with. Like it's not like
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: I don't think zoom is something that you could do
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: with the YAK. It's too like, I mean, it's too
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: like they like you have to be there to really
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: like understand, like to be like going like flowing with it. Yeah,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: I just don't think zooming would ever work. We've had
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: we had like Stephen Chay zoom in one time recently
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: and that worked, but it's like it we like we
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: literally forgot he was there after like five minutes because
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: it's like you're so like invested in like what's going
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: on in the room with like the wheel and everything
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: like that, so it's kind of hard to be doing
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: that remotely. This person said, is Ron actually married? Always
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: thought it was a joke till he talked about wedding
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  Speaker 4: cakes on the ec Yes, Rone is married. He posted pictures.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure of him at his wedding, like over
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  Speaker 4: the last summer. Hmm, let's see about a potential move
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  Speaker 4: out to California. Never, I did not like LA, to
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  Speaker 4: be fair. When we were in LA for work, it
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  Speaker 4: was like we were in West Hollywood and we were
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  Speaker 4: like thirty minutes to the beach, so we never went
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  Speaker 4: out there. But I don't like LA. I don't really
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  Speaker 4: like the whole like influencer thing. There was like billboards
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  Speaker 4: of like people like coach like for like coaching program
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  Speaker 4: for influencers, which is just like the most demented thing
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  Speaker 4: I've ever heard. So no, I don't I don't like
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  Speaker 4: that whole scene. Why don't I like the greatest city
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  Speaker 4: in the fucking world, So New York, I feel like
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  Speaker 4: it's just like not for some people. Obviously, it's a
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  Speaker 4: city where there's like unlimited opportunities, like unlimited things to do,
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  Speaker 4: like you can go like like I've been in New
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  Speaker 4: York for two years and I've probably been to like
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  Speaker 4: one fiftieth of New York. It's a huge city, but
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's like too big. It's too big, and
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  Speaker 4: it's like so like I there will be like months
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  Speaker 4: at a time where like I like won't see grass,
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  Speaker 4: which is just not something that I like. So yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean the one thing that I
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  Speaker 4: do like about New York is that, like the comedy
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  Speaker 4: scene there is so big, and it's like you're the
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  Speaker 4: best comedy in the in my opinion, the best comedy
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  Speaker 4: in the country is in New York, comedians wise, and
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  Speaker 4: it's awesome being able to go to just like a
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  Speaker 4: random show at the stand or the cellar and seeing
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  Speaker 4: like huge comedians like whenever you want. So that is
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  Speaker 4: one thing that I would miss if I ever moved
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  Speaker 4: away from New York. Let's see, a lot of people
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  Speaker 4: are asking me about stand up. I'm doing stand up
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  Speaker 4: some stand up stuff this weekend when I'm going back
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  Speaker 4: to New York. But uh yeah, I'll probably start doing
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  Speaker 4: it more in the summer. It's just like a lot
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  Speaker 4: of work and it's kind of like horrifying too. It's fun,
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  Speaker 4: it's very rewarding. I like doing live comedy a lot,
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  Speaker 4: so I think, But like when we did so a
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  Speaker 4: couple months ago, I think it was in November. We
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: did two shows in one night at Laugh Boston. It
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  Speaker 4: was me, Ron KB and Nick and that was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: It's a lot easier being on stage when you have
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  Speaker 4: like at least one other person to like bounce stuff
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  Speaker 4: off of, so it's like you don't have to be
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  Speaker 4: on the whole entire time you're up there. But I
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: would like to do a lot more live podcast stuff,
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  Speaker 4: maybe in like Philly something like that. But yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 4: probably get more into that stuff. I mean, I'm doing
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: the Moontower Festival in Austin in like late April, which
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: will be fun. All right, let's do a couple more.
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  Speaker 4: So when I asked if I'd ever get into I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: lost the question. Well, I ever get into alpine mountaineering.
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  Speaker 4: So I like hiking a lot, but one thing that
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  Speaker 4: does scare me is like the oxygen. I don't like
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: it's very uncomfortable being at places where it's like the
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  Speaker 4: oxygen super thin. So that's something that would like fuck
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  Speaker 4: me up a lot. I think I would like to
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  Speaker 4: do some big peaks in America. I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: I would ever do anything outside of America, Like I'm
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  Speaker 4: not trying to go to like the Himmel like doing
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  Speaker 4: any like Himalayan expeditions, but h I don't know. We'll see.
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  Speaker 4: Which has been my hardest hike that I've done? Geez?
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  Speaker 4: I mean it, it's weird because like you get better
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  Speaker 4: at it as you go along. I'd say the hardest
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  Speaker 4: one I ever did was like the first one I did,
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  Speaker 4: which was Mount Mansfield, because people were like so inexperienced
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  Speaker 4: and it was like the first mountain I've actually hiked,
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  Speaker 4: So that one was like really fucking hard because we
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: didn't really know what we were in for. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'd say that's probably the hardest one I've done. But
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: it like isn't the hardest one I've done, too, which
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: is weird. How big is your dick? Huge? Talk about
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: elden Ring. H elden Ring was fun. It's just not
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  Speaker 4: really my game. I'm more into like first person shooters
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: and not really into like world like free world games.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, aside for like GTA. I played h Breath
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: of Wild on the Switch, which I liked a lot,
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  Speaker 4: but also even that game was like hardest fuck and
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: elden Ring, And I mean, it's just like I don't
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  Speaker 4: have it in me to be like going around collecting
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: runes for like ten hours at a time just so
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: I can like level up my sword once to fight
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: a boss. Like that's not my ideal game. But when
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: I start the Little Sass Book Club, I don't know,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: I've thought about it. I've been reading a lot more recently.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: I haven't really been reading much this week because I've
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: been in Denver. But yeah, I think it'd be fun to,
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  Speaker 4: uh to do that, like get some people involved to
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  Speaker 4: talk about the book that I'm reading and we could
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: all read it together. I think it'd be fun. Then
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: I'll end on this question. Someone just said favorite book,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: favorite book, probably like as of recent Like obviously I
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: didn't start reading again until like a couple months ago.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: The favorite book I've read recently was probably like Fear
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: and Loathing in Las Vegas. Enjoyed a lot. I like
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: a lot of Bukowski books. Bukowski's like honestly like what
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Charles Bukowski's honest like what got me back into reading
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: because his books are so easy to read, but like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: also so entertaining. Ham On Rye. Bukowski's amazing Fear and
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Loathing in Las Vegas is very funny and very good.
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  Speaker 4: On the Road is like an amazing book. I really
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: enjoyed that one. I'd say, yeah, those three, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think those are very like those are pretty
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: general favorite books, like very famous books. Hum your favorite, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'll do one more. Your favorite tweet that you've ever tweeted.
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  Speaker 4: Probably I like doing the tweets a lot that are
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: like about kids, like like me having kids, like where
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, like I my son watched the election
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: today and started crying like something like that, like where
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: I'm like pretending I have a kid who's like super woke.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: I think those are funny because it like pisses off
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: a bunch of people and then they like freak out
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: and they have no idea. It's a joke because they're
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: fucking idiots. Are you moving to Colorado? I would like
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: to move to Colorado. It's not really I don't even
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: really think it's like about genuinely like generally like Colorado
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: as much as it is, like it's it's nice being
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: out here with like people my age and like my friends.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: Like it's like it feels a lot better. But I
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: don't know. I mean, there's so much in New York
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: for my job and my career, so it's a very
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: tough decision. But as of now, maybe I'm being I
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: don't know, maybe in the summer I would like do
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: a month here or something like that. I mean, I'm
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: going back to New York on fucking Wednesday. Unfortunately, I
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: don't want to go back. And honestly, people like get
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: mad and they're like they're like, oh, you're you're not
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: working stuff like that. But it's like I am working.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: I'm doing I've been doing the podcast remotely, and I'm
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: editing it myself, and I'm doing the clips myself, and
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: I'm putting it out myself, which takes hours. I'm honestly
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: probably doing more work remotely than I have been at
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: the office. And like, also, the thing is, you gotta
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: like understand, with a job like this, it's not like
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: I'm it's not like I'm working in like a nine
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: to five job, like what we're doing, like our podcast
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: is doing very well, and it's like there's only so
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: much I can do. Like I'm not someone that I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: don't believe in like pumping out just like like I know,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: like Dave Portnoy, like his whole thing is like he
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: makes content like everywhere, like oh, one hundred videos a day,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: like like with the pizza reviews and all that stuff.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: But it's like also it's like some people can do that,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: some people can't. Like if I was putting out like
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: thirty videos a day, I would lose followers, Like people
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: wouldn't like that, Like some people have different styles of
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: what they're gonna do. And yeah, I don't know, so
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: I think I could easily do my job remotely. It's
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: just more like and I think the podcast honestly is
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: better remote because I'm in a better mood. But I
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: don't know. Yeah, I mean, I also just signed a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: sixteen monthly, so I know I can't really move out
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: of New York right now. But I don't know. We'll see,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: all right, guys, thanks for listening. Make sure you guys
• 1:11:14
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• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: it five stars on Spotify and Apple. Thank you guys
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: for listening. We'll see you guys soon. Oh also, it's
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: my twenty first birthday, so fucking give this five stars
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  Speaker 4: for my birthday. All right, Thank you guys. Peace,