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EPISODE 13: "Let's Talk About Sex, Baby...Post-Baby" · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello.
• 0:02
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it Mama Clock yet? I'm going crazy.
• 0:07
  Speaker A: Heck yeah, it's Mama Clock somewhere.
• 0:31
  Speaker B: Back to the rodeo. Here we go.
• 0:37
  Speaker A: Drum roll, please.
• 0:38
  Speaker B: I'm a mommy. Mommy.
• 0:43
  Speaker A: Mama. Like what Of a dog.
• 0:45
  Speaker B: Is that what the thing was?
• 0:46
  Speaker A: Yeah. Did you even watch? No.
• 0:47
  Speaker B: I have to.
• 0:48
  Speaker A: You know who wants to get caught up?
• 0:49
  Speaker B: No, I know nothing.
• 0:51
  Speaker A: You know who won?
• 0:52
  Speaker B: No.
• 0:53
  Speaker A: Are you on social media? How do you know who want?
• 0:56
  Speaker B: I don't do social media.
• 0:57
  Speaker A: So confusing to me.
• 0:58
  Speaker B: I'm looking for a media man.
• 0:59
  Speaker A: Welcome back. Put on a face, Dom.
• 1:01
  Speaker B: Welcome. I cannot with your pajamas.
• 1:07
  Speaker A: I'm not wearing pajamas.
• 1:09
  Speaker B: You tell me to dress the part and you're in pajama.
• 1:14
  Speaker A: Do I look like I'm in pajamas? I do. Look at my.
• 1:19
  Speaker B: They're cute. Comfy, cozy. Amazon.
• 1:22
  Speaker A: They're so cute. They were on sale during the prime sale and I got them. And what are you gonna do about it? I'm gonna wear them every day. Probably sweat through it.
• 1:32
  Speaker B: That growlfit is the prime sweat.
• 1:35
  Speaker A: No, I have sweat.
• 1:35
  Speaker B: Sweat marks. I can't do that because my sweat marks would be like on my tits.
• 1:40
  Speaker A: I know. Oh, God. Really? I'm nervous about that.
• 1:43
  Speaker B: Not actually. Oh, no. Under boob. Under boob.
• 1:46
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. Okay, focus. It's time to come back to life.
• 1:54
  Speaker B: It's Mama Clock. Mama Clock. Mama Clock.
• 1:57
  Speaker A: You haven't wrapped in a while.
• 1:59
  Speaker B: I gotta get back in the studio. You want titty? I'll give you titty.
• 2:03
  Speaker A: I'm not in the mood anyway. Episode 13. Welcome back, our fellow listeners. I'm Dominique. Oh, honey. Oh, no. We didn't watch the episode yet. Remember our beginning thing that we have?
• 2:15
  Speaker B: Yeah, he does.
• 2:16
  Speaker A: I still want to say my name.
• 2:17
  Speaker B: Okay, fine.
• 2:18
  Speaker A: Hi, I'm Dom.
• 2:18
  Speaker B: Hi, I'm Em, D and E. And we're Mama Clark.
• 2:24
  Speaker A: Are you farting?
• 2:25
  Speaker B: No. It is your dog.
• 2:27
  Speaker A: He has a stomach ache.
• 2:29
  Speaker B: Put his nose in the butt.
• 2:31
  Speaker A: It stinks. Do you smell that?
• 2:33
  Speaker B: I can't smell it right now. I don't want to smell it. Please don't let me smell it. I've been dealing with shit kids all day.
• 2:39
  Speaker A: You're rotten kids.
• 2:41
  Speaker B: No, not the deli meat.
• 2:43
  Speaker A: Why? They can't have deli meat. I gave him a piece of turkey.
• 2:47
  Speaker B: Oh, God, please don't let her spiral. He's fine. We're fine. Everything's fine. Episode 13.
• 2:52
  Speaker A: I'm fine.
• 2:53
  Speaker B: We're talking about marriage after kids.
• 2:56
  Speaker A: I don't know if anybody's ready for this. Just to let everybody know we're not.
• 3:01
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 3:02
  Speaker A: We're not. Well, I am a mom and a wife to a husband. I've been married for almost three years. I have a 16 month old, almost 17 month old man.
• 3:14
  Speaker B: He's almost 18 months, a puppy.
• 3:16
  Speaker A: And that is my life.
• 3:19
  Speaker B: My life. I am a mother of three, 23, 22 months, three and four year old, almost five year old. And I have been married for almost eight. Eight years.
• 3:33
  Speaker A: You have not been married for eight years.
• 3:35
  Speaker B: 20, 18, 20, 19, 20, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. Almost seven years. Whoa. Sorry. Seven years. Still having so much fun. I skipped over having so much fun. But we've been together for 19 years.
• 3:49
  Speaker A: How are you sick of that ABC day?
• 3:54
  Speaker B: It's funny, people say that all the time. Like, I obviously get sick of him, but like.
• 4:01
  Speaker A: You'Re never sick of the.
• 4:02
  Speaker B: D of his D. You ever have.
• 4:06
  Speaker A: The ick for your husband of 19 years?
• 4:08
  Speaker B: Currently, no. Have I? Yes. So like right now.
• 4:11
  Speaker A: Wait, I have something fun to say before we move on. My friend stayed with me this weekend. You know who I'm talking about?
• 4:18
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 4:20
  Speaker A: When my husband was away in a bachelor party.
• 4:22
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 4:23
  Speaker A: And we must have talked about your husband.
• 4:25
  Speaker B: Does she want to fuck my husband? Yes.
• 4:27
  Speaker A: Yes. For a good 10 minutes.
• 4:29
  Speaker B: They have the same birthday.
• 4:30
  Speaker A: We were talking about all things of your husband and I was like, no and no. We were like not being funny. We're like. I was like, no. Yeah, like I feel the same way. We were dying.
• 4:42
  Speaker B: He's gonna love this.
• 4:44
  Speaker A: No, honestly, you have like a man. You have a manly man as a husband and what do you have? I also have a manly man. But like sometimes it's fun to look at other manly mansions without, you know, but so proceed. We don't have the ick for your husband after 19 years.
• 4:59
  Speaker B: No. Which is like really crazy to say.
• 5:04
  Speaker A: No. I feel like people, women at your stage of dating, marriage, kids. Yeah, But I don't know, I go both ways. It's like sometimes it comes first, full circle. It comes back around.
• 5:15
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 5:15
  Speaker A: Or sometimes it dies out. But yours is definitely coming back around and better than ever. I feel like you need to talk about pre during, after. Was it better than pre? We're going into so many things and you're not going to hold back. Okay, sister, what should we talk about? A story of the week or not in the mood.
• 5:34
  Speaker B: If you want to talk about all three of my kids having the croup.
• 5:37
  Speaker A: No, I don't talk about that. That's your story. My story is. I understand why women get a divorce.
• 5:44
  Speaker B: And go lesbian because you just parented with your friend all weekend. I. Wait, I talk about this all the time.
• 5:51
  Speaker A: You're actually a lesbian?
• 5:52
  Speaker B: So much.
• 5:53
  Speaker A: You actually.
• 5:55
  Speaker B: No, but it is so much easier to parent with a friend.
• 5:57
  Speaker A: I understand. Lesbians.
• 6:00
  Speaker B: Yes, yes, you. And you guys, like, did it. You had a whole weekend. My husband was on a bachelor party, guys. So she had her friends stay with.
• 6:08
  Speaker A: Her and we parented together. She's the best person human on planet earth.
• 6:12
  Speaker B: I love her.
• 6:13
  Speaker A: But parenting with another woman is like genius.
• 6:17
  Speaker B: So maybe we're all doing this wrong.
• 6:19
  Speaker A: We're doing this wrong. Leave your husbands, marry a woman. Like, I'm not kidding you. Like, we understood the assignment.
• 6:26
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 6:27
  Speaker A: I was in the bathroom. She's like, I'm putting Gio in the car. Perfect. Thank you.
• 6:32
  Speaker B: Yep. She didn't have to disappear to poop for 30 minutes.
• 6:34
  Speaker A: No.
• 6:35
  Speaker B: No. Wow.
• 6:37
  Speaker A: Wow. I unlocked something crazy.
• 6:39
  Speaker B: That's a hack.
• 6:40
  Speaker A: That's a hack if I've ever seen one. That's my story of the week. I'm turning lesbian tomorrow.
• 6:45
  Speaker B: I love that.
• 6:49
  Speaker A: I just got wine in my head.
• 6:51
  Speaker B: You're fine.
• 6:52
  Speaker A: Anyway, let's talk about what actually happens to your relationship after you birth a small army, AKA you. You're going first. You're diving deep. The shift from lovers to logistic managers. One, two, three, go.
• 7:07
  Speaker B: Before the kids, we were hot and heavy.
• 7:10
  Speaker A: Like, tell me everything.
• 7:12
  Speaker B: I mean, like, I love sex. My husband loves sex. We like all the time.
• 7:16
  Speaker A: Did you really?
• 7:16
  Speaker B: All the time? There was one time that we had, like, I think we counted. It was like a crazy number.
• 7:23
  Speaker A: In a week or a day?
• 7:24
  Speaker B: No, in a weekend. Like when we were kids, we were like 17 and it might have been 17 times. It was astronomical. Like, thinking back to that time, who has the energy for that?
• 7:37
  Speaker A: Was it like the best weekends of your life when you were doing that? Like, was he throwing you against. Up against the wall or were you just like, let's find a room?
• 7:45
  Speaker B: I think it was. I honestly, I think now looking back at sex throughout like my whole entire life, I think I'm having the best sex right now.
• 7:57
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 7:57
  Speaker B: Than I did.
• 7:58
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 7:59
  Speaker B: And someone put, you know more. I think. Cuz I know more. I'm more in tune with my body. He knows what I want, but I don't know. I.
• 8:08
  Speaker A: Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.
• 8:10
  Speaker B: Yeah, like, I'm just trying to think about it. But like before, it was definitely way more frequent.
• 8:14
  Speaker A: Think about what you did before kids. Like, you Went on a date. And then what, what was your date like?
• 8:18
  Speaker B: Like we'd go out to dinner and like probably have sex in the back of the car and then come home and have sex and it would just be like that was what we did.
• 8:26
  Speaker A: Like I didn't live with Michael. Like I lived with Michael.
• 8:30
  Speaker B: I actually can't even think about my house right now currently without trying to have sex. Like we could have sex on the counter, we could have sex in the living room. We could have sex wherever we wanted. We haven't done that in forever. Whoa, that's weird. Yeah.
• 8:44
  Speaker A: Like I want you to continue because I have a lot to ask you. But I met Michael, we got engaged. Like I didn't move in with Michael until we were like about to get married. And it was like we didn't have.
• 8:56
  Speaker B: Sex till after marriage.
• 8:57
  Speaker A: No. And then like we got this town home together, like our first place. And I got pregnant the next month.
• 9:03
  Speaker B: Yeah. So then we got a dog.
• 9:05
  Speaker A: Like we didn't have that.
• 9:06
  Speaker B: And like you never knew this house without a kid or did you?
• 9:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, we did. We. I was. No, I was pregnant. I was pregnant the whole time we've been here. Yeah, but our, the apartment was his apartment. Like it wasn't mine, but little one bed. But I mean we definitely had a lot of sex in that apartment. But I can't remember cuz like I was still living at my parents house, you know, I was still like, it's all settled in.
• 9:27
  Speaker B: It's so easy how like quickly you forget.
• 9:29
  Speaker A: I forget. Like, and I'm not one to forget that kind of shit. And I forget.
• 9:32
  Speaker B: Like I forget. I was actually with my girlfriends this weekend and we were talking about it like how things change and how much like even with like my first pregnancy, my second pregnancy because my one friend is about to have a baby and she was like what? And she already has a baby. She's like, I just can't remember. Like she literally has a two year old and she's like, you just did this. Like. Yeah, but you just forget.
• 9:51
  Speaker A: I had a lot of sex pregnant though.
• 9:53
  Speaker B: I did not.
• 9:54
  Speaker A: I did.
• 9:55
  Speaker B: Oh Joey. No.
• 9:57
  Speaker A: Well, you had a kid when you were pregnant yourself. It was like weird.
• 10:00
  Speaker B: I hated pregnant sex.
• 10:01
  Speaker A: Yeah, no, I mean, I don't know. I, I can't remember. I have to, I have to dive deep into my brain when we're talking about this. But so prior to, prior to K dates you were like sex in the car, come home, have sex.
• 10:11
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 10:11
  Speaker A: Like it was just like spontaneous or do you feel like, it was just like. You were sexy.
• 10:15
  Speaker B: I was sex. Oh, my God. I had lingerie. I had bags.
• 10:18
  Speaker A: You would pull out the lingerie.
• 10:19
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. I had bags of toys. I had all the things I have. I was sex before kids. I wanted to be a sex therapist before. Oh, that was like my.
• 10:28
  Speaker A: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 10:29
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 10:30
  Speaker A: So you know a lot about it. Like, I feel like you know a lot about, like, the vagina.
• 10:34
  Speaker B: I mean, I know the vagina. There's 28 different ones.
• 10:39
  Speaker A: There's something wrong with you. Michael thinks that's the funniest thing on planet Earth.
• 10:44
  Speaker B: He loves the vagina chart.
• 10:45
  Speaker A: Loves it.
• 10:47
  Speaker B: Flappers.
• 10:49
  Speaker A: So.
• 10:51
  Speaker B: I love my own vagina.
• 10:53
  Speaker A: You do?
• 10:53
  Speaker B: Yes, I love my vagina.
• 10:55
  Speaker A: That's awesome.
• 10:56
  Speaker B: Yeah, always have. Except when it was, like, purple after birth.
• 11:02
  Speaker A: Okay. I no longer want French fries from McDonald's. Nauseous. Got my husband laughing.
• 11:07
  Speaker B: Well, you know. You know what happens when you push out a 8 pound baby.
• 11:11
  Speaker A: I didn't do that.
• 11:12
  Speaker B: Well, I'm telling you, I don't know.
• 11:15
  Speaker A: Like, not that you don't love my vagina.
• 11:17
  Speaker B: Oh, you don't love your vagina? I don't.
• 11:19
  Speaker A: I don't, like, care for it.
• 11:20
  Speaker B: Oh, I.
• 11:21
  Speaker A: What are your thoughts? I'm sure you've seen plenty. What the fuck is that?
• 11:26
  Speaker B: I wish everybody saw his movement.
• 11:29
  Speaker A: He went like this.
• 11:31
  Speaker B: She always says her vagina tastes and smells like fruit and water.
• 11:36
  Speaker A: It's amazing. That's what you're going to give me? What else?
• 11:39
  Speaker B: The best he's ever had.
• 11:40
  Speaker A: It's the best you've ever had.
• 11:41
  Speaker B: I know for a fact. Best he's ever had. End story.
• 11:46
  Speaker A: I'll take that.
• 11:47
  Speaker B: Yeah. And my vagina is the best I've ever had.
• 11:52
  Speaker A: You've never had another one, though.
• 11:53
  Speaker B: No, it's not.
• 11:54
  Speaker A: Does your husband talk about how good your vagina is or. No. Are we turning into a sex podcast?
• 12:00
  Speaker B: This one? This went sex. He used to. Before the kids.
• 12:07
  Speaker A: All right, well, tell me more about before kids.
• 12:09
  Speaker B: I mean, I. I feel like that's all.
• 12:11
  Speaker A: Like, what were your conversations? Were you talking dirty?
• 12:13
  Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, I would sext. We would sex.
• 12:15
  Speaker A: Would you sex?
• 12:16
  Speaker B: Yeah, like my Snapchat back in the day. I had pictures.
• 12:20
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, like that.
• 12:21
  Speaker B: I had like a. I had like, a secret login. Like, I had, like, a lock. Like, I had those pictures.
• 12:28
  Speaker A: You still have them? When's the last time I sent your husband a nude? You send tip pics every day, probably.
• 12:34
  Speaker B: No, I don't. Not every day. But, like, I have not so recently. Actually, maybe I should do it right now.
• 12:42
  Speaker A: You imagine I would die live video. Okay, So, I mean, I feel like that's normal, I guess. Like, you had a really good sex life prior to kids. I mean, you dated for nine. You did it for so long, so.
• 12:54
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:55
  Speaker A: It never died out, though. Even when you were dating?
• 12:57
  Speaker B: I mean, we had our. Like, while you were dating, prior to kids, I mean. Yeah, I'm sure we have. I just can't think of it now. But, yeah, for sure. It's a relationship. It's not like we were like, tell me more.
• 13:08
  Speaker A: The people want to hear your deep and darkest secrets.
• 13:11
  Speaker B: Secrets.
• 13:12
  Speaker A: We're not gonna be afraid of the people out there that are watching and listening.
• 13:17
  Speaker B: Sorry, Dad.
• 13:18
  Speaker A: I said what I said. I said what I said, said what.
• 13:22
  Speaker B: I said, and I'm not mad about it.
• 13:24
  Speaker A: No, it's your relationship.
• 13:26
  Speaker B: Yeah. This is my life, and I'm an open book.
• 13:29
  Speaker A: I mean, everybody has sex. So.
• 13:32
  Speaker B: About my mom. My mom doesn't.
• 13:35
  Speaker A: What? No, hon.
• 13:36
  Speaker B: What? That was funny. Sorry, Mom.
• 13:39
  Speaker A: Poor Mom.
• 13:39
  Speaker B: I wish she'd have sex if anyone wants to. My mom.
• 13:42
  Speaker A: The last time.
• 13:43
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 13:44
  Speaker A: Does she want it?
• 13:45
  Speaker B: No.
• 13:46
  Speaker A: Oh, she doesn't care.
• 13:47
  Speaker B: She's, like, done. I'm like, you're done? She's not done. She'll probably fuck my dad. Probably. Sometime, that is.
• 13:55
  Speaker A: We have no time for that story right now.
• 13:57
  Speaker B: No. I don't know. We'll see.
• 13:58
  Speaker A: Okay, well, I mean, you're boring me with prior to kids, so let's just get into it.
• 14:02
  Speaker B: So you have babies prior to kids. I was boring you. Oh, you want me to think of, like, stories like, on our. Honey, when we had sex on a Jet Ski in Montenegro? Like, we did, like, shit like that?
• 14:11
  Speaker A: People don't do that. They just don't. You think they do that because you do. They don't.
• 14:14
  Speaker B: All right, well, we did and we had fun with it, but I think I set the expectation high for sex. And then kids have been.
• 14:24
  Speaker A: So you had kids and what happened?
• 14:26
  Speaker B: We didn't have sex. You really didn't? No. I mean, we did. Of course we did. But, like, it. I wasn't into it.
• 14:32
  Speaker A: Let's just say that you had sex to get by.
• 14:34
  Speaker B: Yeah, I had sex for him. Yeah.
• 14:37
  Speaker A: And you were just not into it?
• 14:39
  Speaker B: No, I was not into my body. I was not into the feeling. I was not into my body.
• 14:43
  Speaker A: It goes mental load.
• 14:46
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker A: Do you think it's because of your body or think it's because, like, Your kids.
• 14:49
  Speaker B: Like, I think there was a lot that went into it, especially with my first. Oh. I just. I'm trying to, like, think it was. It wasn't even that long ago, but it was so long ago. Like, postpartum. You're just not sexy. And you have a baby and you're in the thick of it.
• 15:07
  Speaker A: You know what it is for me?
• 15:08
  Speaker B: What is it for you?
• 15:09
  Speaker A: I disassociate. Like, I feel like I may. We were talking about it this weekend. Like, I feel like I'm a mother.
• 15:17
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 15:18
  Speaker A: Like a mother doesn't have sex. Do you know what I mean? Like a mom. Like my son. It's not that. Like, I'm looking at the monitor or I'm thinking about, like, my. My son waking up. Like, I am looking at myself from the outside. Like, it's like, almost like I'm standing outside of my body and I'm looking at myself having sex. And it's like, she's a mom to a son.
• 15:40
  Speaker B: Like, you shouldn't be doing.
• 15:41
  Speaker A: I shouldn't be doing this. And it's not that I'm not.
• 15:42
  Speaker B: What if it's just like.
• 15:43
  Speaker A: Like I'm not looking at it like it's wrong.
• 15:45
  Speaker B: Nice sex.
• 15:46
  Speaker A: Like, but, like, it's not even that. It's not that I'm looking at it like it's wrong. It's just like. You ever have that feeling where you're, like, looking outside of your body? Yeah, I have an outer body experience. And, like, I don't like the feeling. So I just. I don't like it.
• 15:55
  Speaker B: I could say that. And I think a lot of people might relate to that.
• 15:59
  Speaker A: My husband's sitting front and center for a reason today.
• 16:01
  Speaker B: We should have had this episode last.
• 16:03
  Speaker A: Week with our husband present.
• 16:04
  Speaker B: No, I was gonna say when he was on his Bachelorette. He's chugging. Chugging.
• 16:08
  Speaker A: But you get what I'm saying? Or you don't have you. I've never felt that before.
• 16:11
  Speaker B: I love saying. Fill me up.
• 16:12
  Speaker A: Are you paying attention to me? This is a serious episode.
• 16:15
  Speaker B: Okay, Sorry. I'm back. What?
• 16:17
  Speaker A: Friday?
• 16:18
  Speaker B: So I'm holding tight to this wine because. Making me nervous.
• 16:24
  Speaker A: You have a lot to say. You're just not saying it. I'm have to be the one to do all the talking.
• 16:27
  Speaker B: No. Am I not? Am I?
• 16:29
  Speaker A: Don't look at him.
• 16:30
  Speaker B: I'm talking. I am talking.
• 16:32
  Speaker A: I'll get into it. Maybe you'll open up.
• 16:34
  Speaker B: Okay. What's next? I don't have an outline in front of me.
• 16:38
  Speaker A: No, I'm Just. I just. Have you ever had that feeling or. No, we were, like, disassociate. Like, you are disassociated? Is that the word?
• 16:44
  Speaker B: Yeah, I feel like that's more like a postpartum.
• 16:47
  Speaker A: Like, I'm. If it's a year and a half out.
• 16:50
  Speaker B: Yeah, I know, but still, it's like. Because you're living this life, like. And it's like, the mundane of, like, doing the mommy all day long that, like, you don't want to do this. Sexy wife.
• 17:01
  Speaker A: Yeah. I can't. I cannot transfer roles. I'm not there yet. I cannot. Like, so the only time I can and I explain this to people when they ask me is when I'm not in this house.
• 17:13
  Speaker B: Okay, that makes sense. That it's a weird thing. That was, like, my weekend in Atlantic City, like, when I.
• 17:18
  Speaker A: It's not even vacation. It's not even, like, a weekend getaway. It's like, when I'm outside of this home.
• 17:23
  Speaker B: That sucks for your husband.
• 17:25
  Speaker A: I know. Are you making our lives worse? Pay attention.
• 17:31
  Speaker B: I'm here. Okay. Sorry.
• 17:33
  Speaker A: I feel like I. When I'm in this house.
• 17:36
  Speaker B: This is your role right now, is. Mom.
• 17:38
  Speaker A: I can't. I cannot do the dirty. I do it, but I don't feel any.
• 17:43
  Speaker B: You're not in it. Yeah.
• 17:44
  Speaker A: Once I step out, I feel like I come to life in a way I still am. Like, I'm trying.
• 17:49
  Speaker B: Yeah. But I feel like I think that's very. Are you relatable? Because.
• 17:52
  Speaker A: Tell me more.
• 17:53
  Speaker B: Like. Because as a mom, you're. You're. You're doing the role. You're. You're. You're changing.
• 17:58
  Speaker A: Did you guys feel this?
• 17:59
  Speaker B: Yeah, I felt. I felt that.
• 18:00
  Speaker A: So talk to me.
• 18:02
  Speaker B: I felt that. Listen, I have felt so disassociated when I. But I've been like. But I do it to, like, please my husband. Like, I have been, like, 200 pounds on top of him, thinking I'm gonna, like, kill him, but still do it for him, but not in it. Thinking about, like, oh, my God, does.
• 18:20
  Speaker A: He know you're not in it? Like, has there ever been a. Like, a realization that, like, okay, she's just doing it for me, or, like, you. He didn't even notice.
• 18:28
  Speaker B: He probably didn't even notice, honestly, I.
• 18:30
  Speaker A: Could see him, like, not noticing.
• 18:31
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, it wasn't, like, a conversation, like, back then. I don't think it was, like, all right, what did he care?
• 18:38
  Speaker A: He just.
• 18:38
  Speaker B: Was he just.
• 18:39
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker B: Yeah. Which is probably bad. But we got through it. Like, I'm on the other side.
• 18:46
  Speaker A: Right.
• 18:47
  Speaker B: But I mean, a lot of people probably would want to communicate through that.
• 18:53
  Speaker A: So anyway.
• 18:56
  Speaker B: But I think that's very relatable that, like, you're in this role. You are a mom. We're stay at home moms. Which is never ending.
• 19:06
  Speaker A: Never ending. You're like a mom 24 7.
• 19:08
  Speaker B: Like, it's not like you're out of the hat. Like, even when you, like, probably for the week that you worked, you, like, got up, you put on. Well, you always get dressed. But like, getting out of the house, feeling more like a person than just a mom.
• 19:18
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker B: I feel like that would even be like.
• 19:21
  Speaker A: Like, maybe if I went to work and came home, like, I would be like, I'm in work mode. Like, let's go.
• 19:25
  Speaker B: Yeah. Or like, sex your husband at work because you're at work. Like, that's fun.
• 19:29
  Speaker A: Yeah. Right?
• 19:30
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 19:30
  Speaker A: Right? Yeah. Like, I. I just feel like. I don't know, it's really hard to.
• 19:37
  Speaker B: I think. I think a lot of people feel like this because I was talking to my girlfriends about it this weekend and we were talking about sex.
• 19:42
  Speaker A: We were talking about, like, some husbands don't care. Like, your husband. Like, they probably didn't even notice. My husband, like, he's is offended.
• 19:48
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker A: I'm like, you're not understanding, actually.
• 19:51
  Speaker B: Yeah, that's different. Because he wants to talk about it. You're not into me.
• 19:58
  Speaker A: Oh, but this is the thing. Like, when we have those times where, okay, maybe I'm not the mom. We're going on a date night. It is the time to talk about it.
• 20:08
  Speaker B: Right.
• 20:08
  Speaker A: But then it's like choosing do we talk about it or do we. Or do it.
• 20:13
  Speaker B: But then you're not into it. Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker A: Because I want to talk about it.
• 20:15
  Speaker B: Right.
• 20:16
  Speaker A: You know me, I have to talk it out. But anyway, I'll get back to this.
• 20:22
  Speaker B: It's relatable.
• 20:23
  Speaker A: I'll get back to this. But prior. Prior. Like, I feel like we were brought to each other.
• 20:30
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker A: From sex.
• 20:31
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker A: Like, I'm not trying to sound like a certain type of person. Slut. I'm not.
• 20:36
  Speaker B: You were the girl next door.
• 20:38
  Speaker A: I was the girl next door. And like, our track. I know people, like, don't like to judge books by. By their cover, but, like, I was attracted to him, so that was just.
• 20:47
  Speaker B: Not attracted to him anymore.
• 20:48
  Speaker A: No, I'm so. I mean, even today, like, I was so hot. I was. When he was like, he doesn't know this and I don't want him to hear this, so cover your ears but, like, even today, like, I was looking at him like, he is so hot. Like, I look at him and he's so hot. Like, I could feel it tingled down below.
• 21:03
  Speaker B: Oh, so. So that's good.
• 21:05
  Speaker A: Yeah. No, absolutely.
• 21:06
  Speaker B: That's still.
• 21:06
  Speaker A: Yeah, I know, but obviously to him, like, it doesn't feel that way. But I'm saying this because, like, I know it's still there, but I'm like, I disassociate. Like, I'm like a mother. Like, it's like, I'm still that role 24, so I can't get out of it.
• 21:19
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker A: But my point is, like, prior to having kids, like, I, like, sexy time was my thing. Like, I loved feeling sexy. Like, I, I, I was never the initiator. Like, I never was that even prior to kids.
• 21:32
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker A: But I loved, like, when a man made me feel sexy. And, like, that's what made me. That's, like, be even sexier for them.
• 21:41
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker A: But, yeah, we definitely were, like, I remember, like, at his old office, like, we did it a few times. Like, I went down to his office.
• 21:51
  Speaker B: Like, you need to bring that back.
• 21:53
  Speaker A: I know. Emily. Anyway, so he's got a good office. We made a baby on my kitchen counter.
• 22:00
  Speaker B: Right. And now you have a kid, and you'll never do that again. You'll make a baby, like, missionary.
• 22:06
  Speaker A: But I'm saying, like, this is, I'm saying this to, I'm saying this to get this out of me.
• 22:13
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker A: I'm also saying this for moms to hear. Like, I know a lot of moms deal with this. You are not feeling sexy. One you.
• 22:20
  Speaker B: But I have a question. Why aren't you feeling sexy? Because, like, you are so sexy.
• 22:24
  Speaker A: I know everyone says that, but, like, I just. It's not that I don't feel sexy. I, for a person, look at myself, and I feel sexy.
• 22:30
  Speaker B: So then what is it? Maybe you need to, like, hop on this Adams and Eve website.
• 22:35
  Speaker A: What the fuck is that?
• 22:36
  Speaker B: Maybe you need some, like, toys or spice something up.
• 22:39
  Speaker A: No, it's. I don't know what it is. I don't know. I'm on this podcast for you to help me, and you're, like, not taking me seriously.
• 22:44
  Speaker B: I am taking you seriously. I'm just offering suggestions. I said meet him at work. Get some toys.
• 22:52
  Speaker A: So I'm not done. You're not. You're not asking me any questions.
• 22:54
  Speaker B: Do you do, like, lingerie? Because I feel like that's makes Michael.
• 22:58
  Speaker A: Knows about my lingerie. We're not gonna get into that, though.
• 23:01
  Speaker B: Okay? But do you like lingerie? Mm. Okay.
• 23:04
  Speaker A: Michael actually just bought me something.
• 23:06
  Speaker B: Oh, that's fun.
• 23:08
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker B: Did you like what he bought you? Yeah, I wore it, but it wasn't great.
• 23:13
  Speaker A: No. So, okay. Do I have to go? Do I have to dive deep into this right now?
• 23:18
  Speaker B: Yes. This is what the people want. People like to hear real raw.
• 23:22
  Speaker A: Well, I want to hear your real raw talk.
• 23:24
  Speaker B: I just told you I was £200 riding my husband. That's not real and raw. I don't know what is.
• 23:30
  Speaker A: I can't. That's funny. That's crazy. I don't want to visualize that, though.
• 23:34
  Speaker B: Same. I never want to be back there. Yeah, that's what it was.
• 23:37
  Speaker A: I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. Get on your hands and knees. Show me. Now I'm sweating. You're hot now, though. That's all that matters. You're wearing a mini skirt. You have nice legs.
• 23:48
  Speaker B: Please stop.
• 23:49
  Speaker A: Did you know that?
• 23:50
  Speaker B: No.
• 23:51
  Speaker A: You do.
• 23:51
  Speaker B: You really do.
• 23:52
  Speaker A: You look really pretty today.
• 23:53
  Speaker B: Thanks, hon. If you are, sign me up.
• 23:58
  Speaker A: I know. You're so sick anyway.
• 24:01
  Speaker B: Maybe you should have that kind of experience.
• 24:04
  Speaker A: My husband would love that.
• 24:06
  Speaker B: That'll really spice things up in the bedroom. Singers, mom talk. Mom talk. They got famous because they're all swingers.
• 24:15
  Speaker A: Yeah. I don't want to do that, though. Someone would fall in love with me.
• 24:17
  Speaker B: Yeah, they would fall in love with you. That's actually so funny. That's the most narcissistic thing I've ever heard.
• 24:27
  Speaker A: You've called me narcissist so many times in this podcast, you don't know the definition of a narcissist. Have you actually had a narcissist in your life? Because I'll tell you about it. That's pretty funny.
• 24:41
  Speaker B: That was good.
• 24:43
  Speaker A: Anyway, just look at it as a comment.
• 24:44
  Speaker B: Someone would fall in love with your husband. Also, just letting you know.
• 24:48
  Speaker A: I have fear that if anything ever happened to my husband and I, you would side with him.
• 24:53
  Speaker B: Oh, my God, you do. Let me think. We'll sign the contract. I'm not sure. Please don't put me in this room.
• 25:02
  Speaker A: You better be on my side.
• 25:03
  Speaker B: Yeah, well, does it depend on the situation?
• 25:06
  Speaker A: No.
• 25:07
  Speaker B: Doesn't matter. I'm teaming you all day.
• 25:11
  Speaker A: I know you are. Okay. Anyway, back to what I was saying. Yes, I love my husband. I really do. I'm attracted him. I've always has been. He still makes me feel a certain way, but there's a lot of other factors that come into. And that's all it's not just about me not having. Not feeling sexy or not feeling a certain way. My husband, like, those aren't the things. Yeah, I know that's what my husband thinks. But, like, I tried to explain to him today, like, foreplay starts when you open your eyeballs. Let me explain.
• 25:40
  Speaker B: Go to the dishwasher.
• 25:41
  Speaker A: Let me explain.
• 25:42
  Speaker B: Yeah, explain.
• 25:44
  Speaker A: Take the fucking garbage out. Does it? Great. Let me give you a kiss. Gio's. I love that Gio's seat that he has in that room. The COVID was dirty. I threw it in the wash. It was undone. He had to put it back together.
• 25:58
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker A: Hey, hon, before you leave for Jamaica, can you put it back together for me? It's really hard. Did he put it back together? So don't give me a kiss when you walk through this fucking door. Foreplay. Let me explain. Let me explain. Okay? My car needed detailing.
• 26:16
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 26:17
  Speaker A: For months after Newport. How long ago was Newport listeners? Mama clock listeners, how long ago was.
• 26:23
  Speaker B: Newport before a thousand episode.
• 26:25
  Speaker A: Like eight. Okay. My car needed a detailing. He knew that never got me somebody to detail my car. So who had to find somebody? Wait, not coming home to have sex with you. Sorry, not. It all answered.
• 26:41
  Speaker B: Do you hold, like, sex grudges?
• 26:42
  Speaker A: Not grudges. It's not a grudge. It's really not a little grudgy. It's not a grudge.
• 26:48
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 26:49
  Speaker A: Meaningful. It's like. It's like you want to come home and you want to have sex and you want me to feel my sex.
• 26:55
  Speaker B: It seems a little calculated.
• 26:57
  Speaker A: This was a conversation. That's why it seems calculated.
• 26:59
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 26:59
  Speaker A: It already happened.
• 27:00
  Speaker B: Oh, okay. Okay.
• 27:01
  Speaker A: So, like, it's already been done.
• 27:02
  Speaker B: Oh, so you've already, like.
• 27:03
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, it's already been said out of my mouth. That's why it seems like it's.
• 27:05
  Speaker B: Got it, got it, got it.
• 27:07
  Speaker A: And, like, I feel like to him, this is a therapy session for my husband and I.
• 27:11
  Speaker B: So fun.
• 27:12
  Speaker A: No, but this is like my. You have to remember, guys, listeners, my husband is here.
• 27:16
  Speaker B: Yeah, that's why it's hysterical for me. It's, like, uncomfortable.
• 27:20
  Speaker A: What is he doing? I can't see his face. He's dead inside. He said so. I know you guys, if you've been listening, you know, my husband is, like, all sex appeal. It's all he lives off of anyway. But, like, to him, like, I'm being so serious about this. I'm being so, so serious.
• 27:32
  Speaker B: That's my. Yeah, keep going.
• 27:34
  Speaker A: He says to me, I come home from work and I'm home all Day or half the day and take over work. So you could do your podcast and you can interview people to hire and this and that. Which I appreciate. You know how much I appreciate that. And you know that.
• 27:51
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 27:52
  Speaker A: And like. But that's all he's taking from the situation. But, like, if you were to just understand, like, we would be having sex on the balcony. We don't have a balcony. But we would be having sex on the roof. I. I'm not. It. It might sound to people that the dishwasher is not unloaded. The sinks, the dishes are in the sink. That's why I'm not having sex with my husband. No, that is not the point.
• 28:15
  Speaker B: No, it's deeper than that.
• 28:16
  Speaker A: It's way deeper.
• 28:17
  Speaker B: And I get that. I get it.
• 28:19
  Speaker A: I'm not. When I wake up in the morning, foreplay starts. You want to make me feel good for my day?
• 28:25
  Speaker B: Do the thing. Bed.
• 28:27
  Speaker A: Make the fucking bed. 4. Play starts when eyes open. I'm so. I'm so deep on this.
• 28:34
  Speaker B: You're. You're more of a head girl. Head, head, head.
• 28:37
  Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. But that's where my sexy comes from. My head.
• 28:40
  Speaker B: Yeah, you're a woman.
• 28:44
  Speaker A: And don't you think I want to have sex with my husband?
• 28:46
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker A: And. All right, listeners. I have sex with my husband, but it's not as sexy as people. No, it's exactly what you think it is.
• 28:55
  Speaker B: I think. But I think that a lot of couples. Marriages, especially when you've been married for a long time, like, you get into this pattern.
• 29:03
  Speaker A: You never lost anything. Have you ever lost what? Like, you said you stopped having sex with your husband when you have kids. Like, why, though?
• 29:10
  Speaker B: I mean, we just. Life got in the way. I. We were tired. I mean, tired is a huge thing. The kids.
• 29:18
  Speaker A: Did you feel any sort of way? Like, I'm not saying you have to feel this way because I didn't feel anything about my body and you did. Like, we're different. Like, we just feel different things. Like, you didn't want to have sex because you were £200. I didn't want to have sex because my son's chair wasn't put together right. It's just different but same.
• 29:34
  Speaker B: Same, but different.
• 29:35
  Speaker A: Same, same, but different.
• 29:36
  Speaker B: I just think you need to. A real clean slate, because if you're. The cycle's not going to end.
• 29:42
  Speaker A: But I do. I explained to him. He understands, he fixes. And then it just goes downhill again. And I'm not saying I'm perfect. It's me, too. I definitely act a Certain way that makes him act a certain way. I know that you think. I don't know that you think my husband wants to be around a woman or a wife who, like, doesn't say some things. I know that. I know it makes him feel. And then that's why he thinks he pulls away. But I'm like, if you were. I know me, and I'm talking from my mouth.
• 30:07
  Speaker B: Right.
• 30:07
  Speaker A: If you just do that, we would have sex.
• 30:10
  Speaker B: It all comes down to that.
• 30:12
  Speaker A: And I know life is better when you have sex. I know that it is. I mean, when. When my. When I have sex with my husband, he's a different human. I know that.
• 30:21
  Speaker B: It really is.
• 30:21
  Speaker A: Like, why is that. Why do you get to feel good about yourself? But then I still have to feel shitty because I'm not getting what I get. But you get to get what you get.
• 30:28
  Speaker B: Yeah, but, like, if you feel.
• 30:29
  Speaker A: Is this turning into a couple's therapy?
• 30:33
  Speaker B: I love it.
• 30:34
  Speaker A: Am I being too much?
• 30:35
  Speaker B: No, you're being real. And I like it.
• 30:38
  Speaker A: I'm so real. I'll never change. I don't care if everybody knows. It's not that. Everybody knows my business. Like, this is a thing.
• 30:44
  Speaker B: These are, like. These are real feelings, real life situations that I think a lot of people can connect with.
• 30:51
  Speaker A: And I love my husband to death.
• 30:53
  Speaker B: Yeah, he is.
• 30:55
  Speaker A: I know. He's the greatest human. I know. I have a good one. I know that. I say that offline and I say I do, and I say it to other people. And people say to me, like, Margarita literally was, like, two other people other than me. She was like, I want to be Michael and Dom. Yeah, I know. We have it in us.
• 31:12
  Speaker B: Yeah, we.
• 31:13
  Speaker A: We're not. That's just a couple people talk about. And then we're not actually that we are. That we're just going through something right now, and I want to figure it out so bad to the point where I'm holding it onto it, but that's.
• 31:23
  Speaker B: Fine, because, like, if you were just, like, the movie star couple, like, that's not real. There's no perfect couple that has everything together, has babies, has great sex, has communication, has their life together that doesn't exist.
• 31:39
  Speaker A: No, no.
• 31:40
  Speaker B: We're real human.
• 31:41
  Speaker A: And there's so many factors. Like, it's not just about doing the dishwasher and no cleaning the house. It's not about that, too. I just mentioned, like, I'm still a mom. Like, I still need things that make me feel good. So do the things that make me feel good. And then I Will disassociate from being a mom and be a sexy wife. You know, it's hard. It's hard to be two people at once.
• 32:01
  Speaker B: It is. And I think on your end, you can work on that. You can work on trying having sex.
• 32:07
  Speaker A: In front of, like, to, like. It's like almost knowing. It's almost like your parents knowing you're having sex. How weird is that feeling? That's how I feel being a mom and, like, having sex, honestly.
• 32:17
  Speaker B: So that's funny that you said that. Like, so my mom is, like, our babysitter.
• 32:20
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker B: Most of the time. So if she's, like, babysitting the kids downstairs and Joe just, like, wants to, like, quickie upstairs. I'm like, my mom is downstairs. He's like, do you know how many times we used to have sex with your mom literally down the hall in high school?
• 32:35
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker B: Like, I had a little ranch house in high school, and we didn't care then. And he was like, what's changed? I go, I'm a mother. He's like, why? Like, what. What's. Like, he does not give a.
• 32:46
  Speaker A: And I'm like, I wish Michael said that to me. Like, he. Michael wouldn't talk like that. I feel like I need that energy, too. Like, I need.
• 32:53
  Speaker B: That's what we are. Like, we'll talk about that.
• 32:56
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, that's good. I like that your husband does that.
• 32:58
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker A: You're my. Who cares? Let's go. Let's go.
• 33:00
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 33:01
  Speaker A: I think, like, for you, like, you actually. Why do I have to tell you how you feel?
• 33:06
  Speaker B: No, don't tell me how I feel. Just give me a question or.
• 33:09
  Speaker A: Like, I just feel like you really. I know I take things, like, very seriously.
• 33:15
  Speaker B: I don't take things too seriously. And that's been, like, a fault of mine. And also, like, a great thing.
• 33:20
  Speaker A: Like, I feel like we have. Also have conversations where I'm like, just say something to your husband. Like, you're.
• 33:24
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker A: Like, I think that's your fault. But again, like, I still. At that moment, I feel like you still don't take it too seriously.
• 33:29
  Speaker B: I just. I really. It's been my whole. It's like a pattern in my life. I don't take things in life too seriously because you'll never get out alive.
• 33:39
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker B: Facts, Van Wilder. But no, seriously, like, I. I mean, I have deep conversations. I. Not really with my husband that much, but, like, with my friends. And I was talking about my girlfriends. This, Like, I think. Tell me. Tell me if you think this way, too. That back in the day, maybe when you weren't, like, having sex with your husband, it was like, random guys, like, didn't you talk about sex? More like, did you tell your girlfriends, like, the nitty gritty?
• 34:09
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 34:09
  Speaker B: And, like, now it's like, you don't really talk about sex. No, my girlfriends and I were talking about that. It's like, is it because we're married and, like, we don't want, like, our sanction of our marriage?
• 34:18
  Speaker A: So, yeah, it's like. It's like. It's weird, like, even for this. Me talking about it on my podcast, like, millions of people, like, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, okay, so I'm with my. It's like a guy that I just slept with, and, like, he's not attached to me. Right. My husband is a replica of me.
• 34:32
  Speaker B: Right.
• 34:32
  Speaker A: So it's like, now.
• 34:34
  Speaker B: I guess that's it. And we were talking about that.
• 34:36
  Speaker A: I also read, like, don't talk about. Don't talk about things.
• 34:41
  Speaker B: Don't talk about.
• 34:42
  Speaker A: Don't talk.
• 34:43
  Speaker B: Where are you reading? What are you reading?
• 34:46
  Speaker A: Never mind. No, but, like. Yeah, I feel. I feel like. Like you don't talk about it anymore.
• 34:51
  Speaker B: Yeah. And I feel like when I did talk about.
• 34:53
  Speaker A: I want to, though. I want to. I don't care. I want to.
• 34:56
  Speaker B: That's what I'm getting at. I remember when I was, like, 17, 18, like, we would talk about, like, details. Things like orgasms, all the stuff about sex. And now I.
• 35:05
  Speaker A: No one's gonna ask you about your husband.
• 35:06
  Speaker B: No, not my husband. Just, like, things about, like, just how you're feeling.
• 35:10
  Speaker A: Friends. Do you ask them about that? Like, do you talk about that?
• 35:13
  Speaker B: I feel like. No. Now, in our older age, we don't really talk about why that's weird. Well, I don't have a lot of single friends.
• 35:18
  Speaker A: Yeah, but Manny's single.
• 35:19
  Speaker B: Manny's single.
• 35:21
  Speaker A: But is she not single?
• 35:22
  Speaker B: No, she is.
• 35:23
  Speaker A: She was with somebody, but not anymore.
• 35:24
  Speaker B: Right. Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker A: Sorry. Aw. I love her. I really do.
• 35:28
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 35:29
  Speaker A: I have a sweet spot for her.
• 35:30
  Speaker B: I know. She's the best, but I guess I don't have single friends where it's like, yeah, but no, I'm not even talking about. I'm just talking about, like.
• 35:37
  Speaker A: But even moms. Like, we should be talking about this.
• 35:39
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, girl talk. Like. Like sleepover pillow talk. Yeah. That's so fun.
• 35:43
  Speaker A: I feel like that's what I'm doing right now.
• 35:44
  Speaker B: Right? Yeah.
• 35:44
  Speaker A: And I just happened to be. I have a microphone, and it's. People are gonna be Listening, but whatever.
• 35:49
  Speaker B: I mean. Yeah. What else is on that outline?
• 35:54
  Speaker A: And moving on. Chapter two. Romance is dead or just sleeping. My husband is a romantic man. I know he is. That's what makes me more upset, because he's so romantic. I know he has it in him.
• 36:09
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker A: Where is it?
• 36:12
  Speaker B: I see. So anything you say that your husband does, I will be, like, drooling because.
• 36:17
  Speaker A: My husband doesn't do anything.
• 36:18
  Speaker B: My husband is zero romance. Like, doesn't know how to do romance.
• 36:23
  Speaker A: I would die.
• 36:24
  Speaker B: Right. So did you get upset at all? Yeah, I do have to cry. I don't have to cry right now. But, like, the other day, he took Vienna on a date. And. And she talked about. She was like, is Daddy gonna get me flowers? And I was like, I'm gonna throw better. So I text him. I go, you better get her flowers, because I had to. And he comes home and he got her flowers and me flowers. And like, that. That was, like, a big thing for Joe to do.
• 36:52
  Speaker A: That is.
• 36:52
  Speaker B: And he came. Two flowers. Yeah. But, like. But, like, I want Vienna to see that because I want her to want the romance.
• 36:59
  Speaker A: That was so nice that he brought you flowers.
• 37:00
  Speaker B: Yeah, it was cute.
• 37:01
  Speaker A: Does that make you feel good? Like, see, I think you don't get it. So you don't know what it's like.
• 37:06
  Speaker B: Well, then when I do, I mean, I set my standards low for that. Yeah, he does do something. It's like, oh, my God.
• 37:12
  Speaker A: I know.
• 37:13
  Speaker B: Yes. You know, fine. Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker A: But, like, we all want what we want in different ways. Like, it doesn't make. It doesn't. It doesn't say that our husbands are not good guys. Like.
• 37:26
  Speaker B: No, but I feel like it's just.
• 37:28
  Speaker A: Like, they have lives too. Like, they have stressors too. Like, they. My husband works. My husband does a lot. He has that goes on all day that I don't even know about, that I'm sure he's struggling with, which, like, tell me, though, because I can't guess right. I don't know if you're struggling or not.
• 37:42
  Speaker B: That's just men.
• 37:42
  Speaker A: I know that's just men.
• 37:43
  Speaker B: And that's why.
• 37:44
  Speaker A: And I know I. That's why we're turning lesbian. And I know they're. And I know they have struggles, too. It's not just about me and my needs. I know Michael, my husband, like, has shit going on. Like, he has so much shit going on. He owns a fucking business. Like, I know what. Dumb. Aren't naive.
• 38:00
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 38:00
  Speaker A: Like, why make life harder? Like, let's just understand each other.
• 38:05
  Speaker B: Yeah. And I think that's just something you have to work through as your marriage goes on, as your family grows. It's hard. It's not going to get easier. Like, you're probably going to add more kids to your family. Yeah, we want more, God willing. And it's just something that you have to, like. I mean, I feel like you guys communicate. You. You communicate, but, like, you're missing each other in some.
• 38:33
  Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, what it is, is, like, it's not about the sex. It's not about, like, the flowers. It's not about the Romans. Like, we just care so much. Like, we want this. We just want it to be perfect. So it's like we're going through. Yeah, this is a full blown therapy session.
• 38:50
  Speaker B: It's great. People are gonna love it. Love it or hate it, you're so obsessed.
• 38:54
  Speaker A: My husband and I are probably gonna fist fight after.
• 38:56
  Speaker B: Mike's gonna edit this whole thing. We're never gonna.
• 38:58
  Speaker A: We're not releasing this episode anyway. So what I was getting at is just like, what is, like, a funny example to you that, like, counts as romance? Like, what? I know Joe doesn't do much, but, like, what does he do that, like, counts as romance?
• 39:13
  Speaker B: I mean, if he booked a date and, like, picked a restaurant, told me a time, get ready, I'd be like, come here right now. I will get on my knees. Like, if he did that, that would be, like, epic. Epic. Like, it doesn't take much.
• 39:29
  Speaker A: Do you want to know what mine would be?
• 39:30
  Speaker B: Sure. Go for it.
• 39:34
  Speaker A: Like, book a trip to Europe and let's get on a flight. I'm sick. I'm sick. And I know I'm never gonna be happy because I. So dramatic. I can't.
• 39:46
  Speaker B: I think she has a problem.
• 39:48
  Speaker A: I do.
• 39:49
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 39:50
  Speaker A: I do.
• 39:50
  Speaker B: I'm a realist.
• 39:51
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm a realist, too. Well, honestly, my husband goes, let's go to Italy for a five year. I'm like, say less. But that's three years away. So, like, let's go now.
• 40:01
  Speaker B: I said I wanted to go to somewhere for our 10 year.
• 40:05
  Speaker A: 10 year. We were all like, let's go now.
• 40:08
  Speaker B: And he was like, we'll talk about it.
• 40:11
  Speaker A: Can you imagine that? I can't. That's pretty funny that. I love that. Like, if you just booked a date. So simple.
• 40:18
  Speaker B: Simple. I would love.
• 40:19
  Speaker A: You know, mine also would be, what?
• 40:21
  Speaker B: Like, your husband just told me his code. I have his phone now.
• 40:27
  Speaker A: Like, bringing home, like, my favorite coffee or food or something like that. Like, without me. Something that would like, talk dirty to me. That would be good for me.
• 40:36
  Speaker B: I. I mean, I would. I could go.
• 40:38
  Speaker A: I mean. I mean. I mean cleaning the shower, I don't know. Would talk dirty to me. Not kidding. Like getting a detail for my car. If he were to show up with my car detailed without me saying a word, hands, knees on the floor. I would stay there for one hour.
• 40:57
  Speaker B: Not one hour. That's a really long time.
• 41:01
  Speaker A: But do you know that's just what I like. If he would have not. If I were not to say one word. He would just show up with my car.
• 41:06
  Speaker B: We both finished our mind this trip. Yeah.
• 41:09
  Speaker A: We have a lot to say. Are you understanding? Like if that were to happen, like that would be my romantic.
• 41:13
  Speaker B: So yeah, he's gotta do that detail. Whatever that means.
• 41:17
  Speaker A: Emily's never had her car cleaned a day in her life.
• 41:19
  Speaker B: It's not true. My mother in law owns a car wash. Westclaville Car wash. Shout out. It's awesome. All right, I'm gonna play a quick game with you.
• 41:25
  Speaker A: No, we're not done. What are you talking about?
• 41:27
  Speaker B: Can I play a game?
• 41:28
  Speaker A: No.
• 41:28
  Speaker B: Mid episode game.
• 41:29
  Speaker A: Okay, fine. There you go. If you want to break it up.
• 41:33
  Speaker B: It'S called still married or just co parenting with benefits.
• 41:37
  Speaker A: Oh, God.
• 41:37
  Speaker B: Okay. You have to be honest and truthful.
• 41:40
  Speaker A: I've been too honest.
• 41:42
  Speaker B: Okay. Ready?
• 41:43
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker B: When is the last time you got freaky without checking the baby monitor?
• 41:49
  Speaker A: The last time I got freaky without.
• 41:51
  Speaker B: Checking the baby monitor? Midway.
• 41:54
  Speaker A: I'll do that.
• 41:54
  Speaker B: But you don't. Oh, you don't even have a baby monitor. Yeah.
• 41:57
  Speaker A: Hi.
• 41:59
  Speaker B: Think.
• 42:01
  Speaker A: I'm trying to think if lingerie that night was freaky or Bahamas was freaky. Like what was first or second? I don't know. I would say Bahamas cabana.
• 42:09
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 42:09
  Speaker A: Freaky. You want mango?
• 42:12
  Speaker B: No, thank you. Okay, if you had to rate your current sex life, is it hot, lukewarm or. We're Both asleep by 9pm Both asleep by 9pm what sexier? Your husband's body or him detailing your car?
• 42:28
  Speaker A: Detailing my car.
• 42:31
  Speaker B: His body's so hot.
• 42:32
  Speaker A: He's so. He is so hot. He really is.
• 42:35
  Speaker B: Wildest place you snuck it in since having kids.
• 42:38
  Speaker A: His microphones pick up every chew. Yeah, let me think. She's really hard.
• 42:44
  Speaker B: Well, the cabana was a good one.
• 42:46
  Speaker A: I know.
• 42:46
  Speaker B: Oh, but you weren't. Oh, he was on vacation with you. Your kid, right?
• 42:49
  Speaker A: Yeah. I would say the cabana.
• 42:52
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 42:53
  Speaker A: For now.
• 42:53
  Speaker B: If your husband bought you lingerie. Lingerie. Which is so funny that he actually did. See? My husband would never do that.
• 42:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, I know. People would die for my husband. I know that. You think I don't know that people would die to be with my husband? I know. That turns me on.
• 43:08
  Speaker B: Turns you on to think about that. All right, so if he would buy you lingerie, which I didn't know he did before I made this game, would you laugh, cry, or Venmo him for groceries instead? Yes.
• 43:19
  Speaker A: You would put it on.
• 43:21
  Speaker B: Yeah. Are you too tired for a quickie or too annoyed? Yep. What's your go to excuse to avoid sex?
• 43:30
  Speaker A: I have a stomachache.
• 43:32
  Speaker B: I. I literally wrote, she's gonna say I have a stomachache.
• 43:37
  Speaker A: That is so funny.
• 43:39
  Speaker B: A lot of girls go with, I have a headache. I just fart and say, it's not happening.
• 43:46
  Speaker A: I think Jordan's get grossed out.
• 43:47
  Speaker B: No, he went and he's like, all.
• 43:48
  Speaker A: Right, babe, let me suck up that vert smell.
• 43:53
  Speaker B: I think that's it for. Oh, wait, do I have any more.
• 43:57
  Speaker A: I think you have a problem. You don't like to talk about anything.
• 44:00
  Speaker B: What's my. I talk about so much. Give me a question.
• 44:04
  Speaker A: I feel like. Have you ever looked at your husband and been like, I don't want to have sex with you?
• 44:09
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 44:09
  Speaker A: So tell me.
• 44:11
  Speaker B: I've. Here, take a mango. Tell the story.
• 44:15
  Speaker A: You're going to tell the story. Where'd it go?
• 44:21
  Speaker B: I have abs. What do you mean you don't think I don't. You know, you don't think I say no. I literally said no last night. Why?
• 44:27
  Speaker A: Tell me the story.
• 44:28
  Speaker B: I was tired. I have three kids.
• 44:31
  Speaker A: So what did he do you want to have sex or he's trying to touch you?
• 44:33
  Speaker B: No, he does, like, the. Like this. Grabs your butt like this. The. You know, like the.
• 44:39
  Speaker A: No, I don't know what you're talking about. I have no idea.
• 44:41
  Speaker B: Like, if you're turned the opposite way. Right. Like if you're spooning, but you're not spooning. Yeah. And you're in bed and, like, I'm turning the opposite way. I'm probably scrolling on my phone talking to you, literally. And he just, like, comes up trying to be the big spoon, and just, like, does the little. And I'm like, not right now.
• 44:57
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. I love that you do that.
• 45:00
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker A: You're so human. No, but, like, I feel that.
• 45:02
  Speaker B: Yeah, I'm. Please call in. Who does.
• 45:06
  Speaker A: You want to know what, though? I was. I want to have sex with my husband so bad. Last night so bad. We were at my mom's House. Sorry. Mother and I went up to bed, and he was asleep with the baby in the bed. I figured he would put the baby to bed, put him in the pack and play. Like, this is what I mean. Like, he want to have sex until your time. Like, I was in the mood last.
• 45:25
  Speaker B: Night, and you didn't do it.
• 45:26
  Speaker A: And he fell asleep with the baby in the bed, and that was that.
• 45:28
  Speaker B: Damn.
• 45:29
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker B: His loss.
• 45:31
  Speaker A: So why does, like, I feel like this is a really big thing. What we talked about, the mental load. Like, any. Any confessions you have, like, TMI confessions you talk about. You are, like, the epitome of, like, scheduling sexy time. Like, you have 15 minutes, your husband's home, we'll go have sex. You do that.
• 45:49
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker A: When your child interrupts you. We don't need to talk about that.
• 45:54
  Speaker B: That's my biggest fear. Like, when one of my kids walks in on me, I. I will melt away. I don't know what I'll do. I honestly don't know what I'll do. Yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker A: We're not there yet.
• 46:03
  Speaker B: No. I mean, I'm shocked.
• 46:06
  Speaker A: This never happened.
• 46:06
  Speaker B: I'll just be like, we're playing a game. We're wrestling. We're. We're massaging.
• 46:13
  Speaker A: What do you do? I don't even know what you do. Don't know what you do. I just feel like I'm so mental. Like, anything kills my mood.
• 46:21
  Speaker B: Yeah, that sucks.
• 46:23
  Speaker A: I know.
• 46:23
  Speaker B: I think I'm. I think that's.
• 46:25
  Speaker A: You're not mental. Like, I am.
• 46:27
  Speaker B: I'm not mental. I am mental. But I'm. I can disassociate. I also really like an orgasm.
• 46:36
  Speaker A: I know. I understand that.
• 46:38
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, but, like, just put that aside.
• 46:42
  Speaker A: Never not made me have an orgasm.
• 46:43
  Speaker B: Don't you want to feel good? Like.
• 46:45
  Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely.
• 46:46
  Speaker B: So, like, if.
• 46:46
  Speaker A: I know it feels good, but my mind's stronger than that.
• 46:48
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, if. Yeah, you know, I. I guess I could see that, but I think my mind is weak.
• 46:55
  Speaker A: Your mind is weak, bro. What I want to know is, like, why society, like, doesn't. Like, why society, like, portrays that bring. Having a baby will bring you closer. Like, why is that a thing?
• 47:07
  Speaker B: Do you think? That's not a thing.
• 47:10
  Speaker A: That is not a thing. You think?
• 47:15
  Speaker B: I think. I think it does bring you closer.
• 47:19
  Speaker A: I'm also a year and a half in, so, like, think back. I think when the baby's here and present, it brings you closer for sure.
• 47:26
  Speaker B: Being a parent, being a new parent is so hard. I get it. I totally understand that.
• 47:32
  Speaker A: But I can rewind Your life. Five years.
• 47:34
  Speaker B: Yeah. And I wish I had a better memory, but, like, knowing that we created these. This human, these humans, and it's like, us, like, our genetics together, I feel that. I think that makes us.
• 47:46
  Speaker A: I mean. Yeah, it does, but I'm saying, like, the parenting, the miscommunication, like, does not bring you closer. And that comes with having a baby is what I'm saying.
• 47:55
  Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, it's hard. It's so hard. It's. It. It. It's a rocky road. It really is. There's nothing else to say.
• 48:02
  Speaker A: That's why I feel like. But society portrays that. Having a baby, that's like having a baby. It'll make your marriage better.
• 48:07
  Speaker B: It's not a thing. I don't think.
• 48:09
  Speaker A: I think your marriage needs to be good. And then you have a baby.
• 48:11
  Speaker B: Yeah. No, I. A baby will ruin a marriage.
• 48:14
  Speaker A: That's what I'm saying.
• 48:14
  Speaker B: No. Yeah. I don't think that makes sense.
• 48:16
  Speaker A: So take back your huff and puff.
• 48:17
  Speaker B: I. I just think it makes you, like, spiritually emotional.
• 48:22
  Speaker A: Yes. Connected.
• 48:23
  Speaker B: Connected.
• 48:23
  Speaker A: Agreed. Totally agree. I'm talking.
• 48:26
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like the. The nitty gritty of the life.
• 48:29
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker B: Yeah. No, I could see that.
• 48:31
  Speaker A: Like, I just feel like we always see on, like, Instagram, like, perfect date nights. Like mom and dad. Like, you're lying.
• 48:37
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 48:37
  Speaker A: You're lying.
• 48:38
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 48:39
  Speaker A: And I'm here to tell you I'm on the clock that you're lying.
• 48:42
  Speaker B: Amen, sister.
• 48:43
  Speaker A: There's just, like, so much resentment. Like, the divide, the, like, touched out moments.
• 48:48
  Speaker B: Like, touched out, touch out is the biggest thing. And I need to talk about that.
• 48:52
  Speaker A: Tell me more. Talk to me.
• 48:55
  Speaker B: I am so touched out. I have two boys that are obsessed with me.
• 49:02
  Speaker A: I think we have a fart in my wine.
• 49:04
  Speaker B: Well, good for you. At least you have wine. Like, my kids are, like, they want to be on top of me. Stop. He didn't fart in. Your wine.
• 49:16
  Speaker A: Smells like farts.
• 49:17
  Speaker B: And, like, my kids want to be on me all day. Like, on me, on my head.
• 49:23
  Speaker A: How do you find my body sex in that?
• 49:25
  Speaker B: No, it's been. It. It took some time. It took a lot of time.
• 49:28
  Speaker A: That's what I want to hear from you.
• 49:30
  Speaker B: I'm telling you for the last. Since I had Joey, which was almost five years ago, until right now, I have just got my sexy back within the last couple months.
• 49:41
  Speaker A: So you were tortured.
• 49:44
  Speaker B: Tortured.
• 49:45
  Speaker A: Like, you felt. I felt like all the things.
• 49:48
  Speaker B: Yes. Like, you're not alone in the feelings. I feel alone. I'm just on the other side. No, I'm on the other side now because I.
• 49:55
  Speaker A: My husband and I are going to be fighting.
• 49:56
  Speaker B: I think my husband and I have come to this, like, holy, like, moment. Yeah. Where we're like, okay, like, we survived that. We fucking did it. And now here we are, and we're enjoying.
• 50:11
  Speaker A: Have you talked about that? Like, has it been a conversation?
• 50:13
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 50:13
  Speaker A: Oh, it has.
• 50:14
  Speaker B: That has been a conversation.
• 50:15
  Speaker A: Tell me about that.
• 50:15
  Speaker B: Well, it's because he wants a vasectomy. And I'm like, don't do it. Yeah. Because he's like, we did it. We're. We. We did it. We're good now. And I'm like, but are we. And he's like, yes. Like, yeah, you are.
• 50:27
  Speaker A: I think you're settled through.
• 50:29
  Speaker B: We went through the. The.
• 50:30
  Speaker A: I feel like another baby would just wouldn't fit in to you.
• 50:34
  Speaker B: I could go both ways, but. Yeah, maybe.
• 50:37
  Speaker A: But I know how you feel about babies, and I know you love them.
• 50:40
  Speaker B: I need to know, if you're out there, people, will you ever feel done? Because I don't know if I will.
• 50:48
  Speaker A: I don't know if you will either, but I think that's just a you thing. Like, I don't think that means you have another kid. I really just generally think, like, your heart is so big for babies and, like, children and bringing people into this world that I think you're never gonna feel like you're finished. Like, you could have a million kids. But, I mean, if your husband, like, wanted to, you probably would.
• 51:06
  Speaker B: Oh, if.
• 51:07
  Speaker A: So does that change something? Like, if you had a different husband, like, would you have more kids?
• 51:11
  Speaker B: If Joe said, let's have a baby, I'd be like, what's that? Tried to raise my leg and have a baby.
• 51:18
  Speaker A: What is the foot in the face mean?
• 51:21
  Speaker B: I tried to go spread leg, but it didn't work.
• 51:23
  Speaker A: This smells weird. Can you smell this?
• 51:24
  Speaker B: I'll drink it.
• 51:25
  Speaker A: Here, pour it in your cup.
• 51:27
  Speaker B: Dog fart. He made me our leftover dog fart. Why.
• 51:33
  Speaker A: Smells that dark?
• 51:34
  Speaker B: Dark fart Wine doesn't smell weird, isn't it? Fed worse, Tastes fine. Smells weird.
• 51:40
  Speaker A: It smells like farts. I'm not kidding. Isn't it?
• 51:43
  Speaker B: It doesn't taste like fart.
• 51:44
  Speaker A: Anyway, so you know what we lost? Like, me and my husband used to shower a lot together.
• 51:50
  Speaker B: Ew, I hate showers.
• 51:52
  Speaker A: We used to shower a lot together.
• 51:54
  Speaker B: Did you like that? I mean, showers, showers. Like, what kind of showers?
• 51:59
  Speaker A: Like, we'd have sex in the shower, and then he would shower, then I would shower, then he would leave.
• 52:02
  Speaker B: Showers is the wettest, driest sex I've ever had in my life. I hate showers.
• 52:05
  Speaker A: I don't mind it. It's sleep become our thing, I feel.
• 52:08
  Speaker B: So. Maybe you should rent a shower.
• 52:11
  Speaker A: Okay, that's. That's the thing I'm not gonna do, but thanks for offering. I mean, like, I'm. I don't. I'm not. Not that I don't believe in therapy, because I know it works.
• 52:21
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah? What about therapy? I'm not a licensed sex therapist.
• 52:25
  Speaker A: I know, I know. I just feel like we should normalize it for sure. But, like, I always joke about it.
• 52:28
  Speaker B: I feel like a tough. I feel like Italians are, like, anti therapy, though.
• 52:32
  Speaker A: No, it's not very anti.
• 52:33
  Speaker B: Once you bring up the word therapy, they're like, oh, no, we don't need that. I just feel like spaghetti.
• 52:40
  Speaker A: It's not that. I feel like therapy doesn't always have to be like, you're fighting, you don't get along.
• 52:44
  Speaker B: No.
• 52:44
  Speaker A: But it could just be like this. Sometimes. You need, like, a mediator.
• 52:47
  Speaker B: Yeah. A healthy.
• 52:49
  Speaker A: God knows I need a mediator.
• 52:52
  Speaker B: Honestly, everyone could use a little therapy.
• 52:55
  Speaker A: At the end of the day.
• 52:58
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 52:59
  Speaker A: I love my husband, and I want him to know that.
• 53:01
  Speaker B: So that's what. And love conquers.
• 53:04
  Speaker A: I mean, having a baby is no joke.
• 53:07
  Speaker B: I have to say. Love is not enough.
• 53:09
  Speaker A: It's not.
• 53:10
  Speaker B: I'm just saying. My mom always told me that.
• 53:12
  Speaker A: Tell me something that's gonna make me feel better.
• 53:14
  Speaker B: Love is not enough. But you have the foundation, and you have everything there that you know you want. And you have a beautiful family. And you know what he's lacking. He's got to figure it out. And you're gonna figure it out together.
• 53:32
  Speaker A: And, like, even when I talk to.
• 53:33
  Speaker B: You and Mama Clock is here to.
• 53:35
  Speaker A: Support you and everyone else who's listening. This is gonna be a rough one, man.
• 53:40
  Speaker B: Anyway, this is gonna make us go viral.
• 53:42
  Speaker A: I know, but I look at you.
• 53:44
  Speaker B: But don't look at me. Nobody should look at me. For real.
• 53:53
  Speaker A: No, but, like, I look at you, and I'm like, you feel things, I feel. You just don't care. Like, I care, and not in a bad way. Not in a way like you don't care. But I'm saying, like, you just. It's. It's not that deep for you, but it is that deep for me.
• 54:06
  Speaker B: And that's. That's why we're different and people are different. I. I could appreciate that comment because it goes back to me not taking things too seriously.
• 54:18
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker B: In life.
• 54:19
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 54:20
  Speaker B: Which could be.
• 54:20
  Speaker A: I feel like I don't want people to normalize you, though. No, no, don't lie to me too.
• 54:24
  Speaker B: No, don't normalize me. But. But it's gotten me through my life, and I've been happy.
• 54:29
  Speaker A: Yeah, right.
• 54:29
  Speaker B: But I don't know, a different way. Like, if I felt the way you felt and I. And I. And I wanted something different, then. Then I would be a different person.
• 54:36
  Speaker A: I don't think I'm wrong for, like, one.
• 54:38
  Speaker B: No, I don't. I don't think you're right.
• 54:39
  Speaker A: What makes me happy.
• 54:40
  Speaker B: No, no. Everyone should be happy. And they should want what they want with what they know and moral of the story.
• 54:49
  Speaker A: Because I feel like we're getting away.
• 54:50
  Speaker B: We're rolling.
• 54:52
  Speaker A: We're just like therapy sessioning. Like, sex. Before, during, and after. Kids. Like, we've been through it all. You've been through it all. You've been through the before, the during, and after. And what is your favorite? If you had to choose.
• 55:04
  Speaker B: It's just. They're different.
• 55:05
  Speaker A: Answer the question.
• 55:08
  Speaker B: I think now, because I'm a woman and I know what I want, and I might. I know what my husband. Husband wants. And we are in sync, and we are now starting our journey. Journey.
• 55:20
  Speaker A: But it wasn't always like that.
• 55:21
  Speaker B: No, I mean, we were. It was not always like that. We had a hard go. Parenting with little babies is not easy.
• 55:29
  Speaker A: I mean, you had 303. Like, talk about how hard that was.
• 55:32
  Speaker B: It was so hard. There's nothing to talk about.
• 55:34
  Speaker A: Like, we just. It just wasn't there.
• 55:36
  Speaker B: No, it wasn't there. Or like, I did it and I. I wasn't in it. There was. There was just. It was just like a chore. It was a chore.
• 55:43
  Speaker A: Like, I just. And then. And like, which I feel like is a thing. But, like, like, again, I'm gonna go back to the fact that, like, your husband just, like, it wasn't. It wasn't affecting your husband. It wasn't affecting you. You guys were just like, separate and came together and separate and came together. Like, I feel like me and Michael are like.
• 55:59
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 55:59
  Speaker A: Intertwining too much. It's like I'm getting mad and he's getting mad. Like, you guys. Yeah. You don't have that relationship anyway, which is like, kind of like, it is a good thing. It's like, whatever.
• 56:07
  Speaker B: No, I think it. I think I understand exactly what you're saying.
• 56:09
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm trying to, like, I think.
• 56:10
  Speaker B: It'S because Joe and I are just. We're not. We don't communicate as well as you and Michael do. So it's like if. If we were in a bad, like dry spell or something.
• 56:23
  Speaker A: You were just like. It's like whatever.
• 56:24
  Speaker B: It just. It is what it was. Like, it's just.
• 56:26
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 56:26
  Speaker B: We didn't talk about it. And then like if we got into it, it was fine. And then if we didn't.
• 56:30
  Speaker A: Yeah. Right. It's like it's fine if we don't. It's fine if we do.
• 56:33
  Speaker B: Damned if you do.
• 56:34
  Speaker A: Damn if you don't. Like, you know, like it's not fine if we don't.
• 56:36
  Speaker B: Right.
• 56:37
  Speaker A: You know?
• 56:37
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker A: In my situation.
• 56:39
  Speaker B: Yeah. And I. And we are very different.
• 56:41
  Speaker A: I just think Michael and I are like so passionate about each other.
• 56:44
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 56:45
  Speaker A: So when it's good, it's good. And when it's not, it's not.
• 56:47
  Speaker B: Yeah. You guys are like lovers.
• 56:49
  Speaker A: We're lovers. That's what it is. It really is.
• 56:51
  Speaker B: We're lovers and that's really.
• 56:53
  Speaker A: We want to just be loved.
• 56:55
  Speaker B: That's. That's beautiful.
• 56:58
  Speaker A: And I love my husband and I adore him. And I think.
• 57:00
  Speaker B: You don't have to explain it.
• 57:01
  Speaker A: I know he's amazing and I know he is. And I want him to know that. And he knows. He. I feel that way just sometimes I don't act it because I don't feel like I get what I deserve. And I'm just a strong woman in that sense. Like I feel like I deserve.
• 57:13
  Speaker B: So you're a very strong minded woman. I'm not.
• 57:16
  Speaker A: Right.
• 57:17
  Speaker B: I'm not strong.
• 57:17
  Speaker A: You're a weak ass. No, it's true though.
• 57:21
  Speaker B: I'm like more of a man. I have. I've all my.
• 57:23
  Speaker A: You're more of a man.
• 57:24
  Speaker B: No. In my entire life.
• 57:26
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker B: I feel that. I feel that they've always asked me, your man's mind. A hot shirt or like a cute shirt. Like I'd be like. Okay. Like a guy would never. You in that shirt.
• 57:34
  Speaker A: Like you're. You're like. I want to be man's mindset.
• 57:36
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 57:37
  Speaker A: And I'm a strong minded woman.
• 57:38
  Speaker B: Yeah. Which is. Yeah, fine.
• 57:41
  Speaker A: Maybe we should date.
• 57:43
  Speaker B: Don't tempt me with a good time.
• 57:45
  Speaker A: Don't touch me because I'll freak out.
• 57:48
  Speaker B: Honestly, we're too close for that at this point.
• 57:51
  Speaker A: Although.
• 57:52
  Speaker B: Although. Margarita.
• 57:54
  Speaker A: Margarita's waiting for us. No.
• 57:57
  Speaker B: I'm drinking your fart juice.
• 57:59
  Speaker A: Does it still smell? Am I lying or was I lying?
• 58:02
  Speaker B: It's not a little funny.
• 58:04
  Speaker A: Did right. Why though?
• 58:05
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 58:06
  Speaker A: Now I'm going to spiral.
• 58:07
  Speaker B: Fine. How many hours in are we going to go anyway?
• 58:15
  Speaker A: For real, though, we are so passionate about what we're doing here. That's why we don't care to say what we say. Because it's real life and we're being vulnerable. I feel like, especially this episode, like, I said what I said, and I mean, my husband can have a conversation. This, like, that's real life. Like, we don't just come on here. Like, sweet, go lucky. Like, everything is great. Like, it's hard, man. She's hard.
• 58:38
  Speaker B: I also have to say, because I was talking to Dom before this episode. I was like, I have to really, like, close my eyes, go back to, like, the hard times. You forget because you really forget. Right now, thankfully, my husband and I are in a really great.
• 58:52
  Speaker A: And you want to just remember that, like, why would you think of the bad times?
• 58:55
  Speaker B: Right?
• 58:55
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 58:55
  Speaker B: I feel that were there, like, we've. I've been there, and I know the people that are listening to me just.
• 59:00
  Speaker A: Not in it currently.
• 59:01
  Speaker B: I'm not in it currently. But there is hope on the other side, and I know there is.
• 59:06
  Speaker A: And I'll never give up.
• 59:08
  Speaker B: I'll never give up.
• 59:09
  Speaker A: I won't. I won't ever give up, which is. But we have a beautiful baby boy, and.
• 59:14
  Speaker B: And you're gonna have more beautiful baby boys only.
• 59:18
  Speaker A: Only.
• 59:20
  Speaker B: Because we can't handle any more Dominiques.
• 59:23
  Speaker A: No. God willing. But anyway, thank you for listening. This was a really.
• 59:28
  Speaker B: This was a very deep.
• 59:30
  Speaker A: This is a very introversation. So I hope it can be relatable. I hope I hear from some people because I would appreciate that. And I am so relatable. I will talk to you about anything and everything. I think that's what makes me a good friend because I feel like I just. I will tell you anything you want to hear about my life. If you got questions, ask me. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid to be like, oh, my God, someone's gonna talk about me. Oh, my God, now everyone knows my business.
• 59:52
  Speaker B: This, like, that's what bothers me about, like, society. Society.
• 59:56
  Speaker A: Yeah, I agree.
• 59:56
  Speaker B: It's like this world, like, who cares?
• 59:59
  Speaker A: I feel like even, like, people that are close to me are like, don't say that. I'm like, but why? Why? I want someone to help. Maybe someone out there can help.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker B: Yeah. Or, like, be like, this, like, coveted woman. Like, we're all. It's 20, 25. Like, we're all fucking and we all were animals.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker A: We're dogs. We're Cats. We're like people.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker B: It's just like.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker A: Yeah, I know.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker B: It's like the most normal thing you could do is fuck.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker A: Correct.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker B: Like, think back to the bandages.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker A: Like, literally, though, how do you make children. Like, how do you bring this beautiful being into this world?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker A: I'm sick of that. Anyway, Old news. But I appreciate. We appreciate all our Mama Clock listeners. Thank you for, like, following and subscribing. We love you so much.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker B: Keep subscribing.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker A: Keep subscribing, please. Because Emily's having a fit on her end literally every day. She's like, our subscribers are not growing up.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker B: I'm a numbers girl.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker A: We're almost at 3, 000 now now. Which is awesome.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker B: It is.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker A: We love you so much.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker B: Big things are coming.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker A: Big things are coming. We're having a very special guest coming up. We're very excited about her.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker B: I'm super excited.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker A: I mean, she's gonna. Her pants. Emily.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker A: Shout out to all the moms out there who just try to be, you know, the wives out there who are just trying to. We love you. That was good.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker B: I like that. That's a real.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker A: I'm feeling way too much. That wine's freaking me out.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker B: I'm gonna chug it.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker A: We love you. And our website's dropping soon. We have merch on the way. I know it keeps saying that we.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker B: Did not come today.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker A: Why are we supposed to come today?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker B: What's today's date? July 14th. No, 16. 17. Friday. Yeah, Friday.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker A: Okay. Well, I feel really down, so.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker B: I'm gonna go.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker A: I'm gonna go talk to my husband.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker A: Okay. We have content to shoot, too.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker B: Gotta go. I'm gonna go. My husband.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker A: I love you guys. Bye. Love you. Bye.