Latest / Most Things Kenobi - A Star Wars Podcast / Episode 56: A Conversation About Obi-Wan Kenobi Episode 5 (SPOILER ALERT)
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- 0:00Hello, there. It's time for most things
- 0:02Kenobi. Hi everyone, welcome to another
- 0:18episode of most things Kenobi. A podcast about Obi-Wan Kenobi
- 0:22and all things Star Wars. I'm your host Lauren, and I'm
- 0:25your host Leanne. And this week, it's time to talk
- 0:28about episode 5 of the Obi-Wan Kenobi series.
- 0:33Wow, that's how we start every show.
- 0:36Just wow. Yeah, this was a lot.
- 0:43I'm still peeling myself up off the floor.
- 0:46I truly. I mean, truly, this was an
- 0:49episode, it was like just for you.
- 0:52I feel like they had so many good things in there for you.
- 0:55I mean, I'm just gonna go ahead and say, thanks a personal.
- 0:59Thanks for the shit that made me scream when I watched it.
- 1:05I I'm very happy. I'm happy, I'm content.
- 1:09I'm going to keep my volume down, so I don't blow people's
- 1:11eardrums out, but if I wasn't recording something
- 1:15semi-professional, I would be squeezing right now, but not
- 1:21over everything. Yeah, I do everything with with
- 1:24every episode. There are things, there are
- 1:26things but there are some amazing things that happen.
- 1:30Let me describe to you my actions.
- 1:32As I was watching the episode because it went a little
- 1:35something like this. It was hand over the mouth jaw
- 1:38on the floor and I held it for so long.
- 1:41I forgot that I had my hand over my mouth, my jaw on the floor.
- 1:45It was just So many sequences of just delightful Star Wars
- 1:51happiness, that I forgot that I was cupping.
- 1:54My hand over my mouth and I was like, you need to breathe Liang.
- 1:57You need to breathe. You need to breathe.
- 1:59Say, it's a good thing. You did suffocate.
- 2:01It was just it boy. Oh boy.
- 2:03Holy shit. Like oh, that's all we're gonna
- 2:10do for this episode of just me. This is a An all sound effect
- 2:18episode brought to you by me and my heavy breathing.
- 2:21Like it's the audio equivalent of emojis.
- 2:26Yes, it is but you and I have talked, we've shared a few
- 2:31thoughts on it. Yes, I think this episode is
- 2:34going to be a little different. Believe it or not because you
- 2:37and I are having different opinions on a lot of the stuff
- 2:39in the episode which is totally fine.
- 2:41Yeah, it's really rare. That that happens between you
- 2:43and me. Honestly, we were like in this
- 2:46sea We share like the same space brain.
- 2:48We do you do, and we usually, if we nitpick something, we usually
- 2:52agree on it. So I'm curious to see where this
- 2:54episode goes because we don't mean you only spoke a little bit
- 2:57like yeah again my heavy breathing expressed over text
- 3:01messages doesn't really cover it or voice messages to.
- 3:05Yeah I'm the shit today cuz I don't I didn't really like the
- 3:10episode and it's not for nitpicking reasons that right?
- 3:15I just you told me. You initially that it was
- 3:17editing, right? Yes, it truly is and I've
- 3:20re-watched it three times. This is an editing
- 3:24cinematography. Nightmare it, which side bad
- 3:28opinion on it because that's what you studied.
- 3:31Yeah. It is.
- 3:31My degree is my University. Little certificate says that.
- 3:37I could say bad things about my peas.
- 3:39I'm kidding. Well, no.
- 3:43And like, there are things that I really liked about it, but the
- 3:45stuff that detracted from It detected so much that.
- 3:48I still haven't found a way to like the episode too much yet
- 3:52there, but there are things I do really like about it.
- 3:55So as we've said in the past just because maybe there are
- 3:58things, I don't like doesn't mean overall that I've thrown my
- 4:02hat in and I'm I'm over it. I'm still like there are still
- 4:06things that I think we're very good.
- 4:07It's really the execution that I had a problem with.
- 4:10Well I'm curious to get into the details of that if I were to sum
- 4:14it up from my point of view. I mean, don't make fun of me.
- 4:18I won't make fun of this is a safe space, Lee Anne.
- 4:21If I could say that, I didn't like it and you're not mad at
- 4:23me, then you can say whatever you want and I won't make fun of
- 4:26you. Okay, well, this is what I'm
- 4:27about to say and I don't think I've said it to you yet, but I
- 4:31think it's one of the best things Star Wars has ever giving
- 4:34a given us as a fan. And I am so pleased with what
- 4:39they gave us do. I think there were problems
- 4:41intertwined sure. When are there not opposite of
- 4:45you? The Greatness of what I saw
- 4:47overpowered the problems that I encountered.
- 4:51So you and I are exact opposites.
- 4:53But you know what that means? That the scales of the Libra
- 4:56scale are balanced. We have brought balance to the
- 5:00force of episode 5. Well, I just, I, I hate to even
- 5:05talk about like, even like give my opinion this week, because we
- 5:09always say that we're like a positive space and that we don't
- 5:13talk shit about stuff. And like I have no in, like,
- 5:16Wish to take the wind out of anyone's sales on this, you
- 5:19know, like it took the wind out of my sails.
- 5:21I've been like sad basically since the episode came out
- 5:24because I thought it was not that good.
- 5:26It's so like do not like not like it was really
- 5:29disappointing. Like I want to like it, I really
- 5:32do. Yeah.
- 5:32Yeah, yeah. I will brainwash myself into
- 5:35liking, you know, eventually, you know, here's the difference
- 5:38with. Here's the difference with most
- 5:40things Kenobi. We're not shit-talking.
- 5:43The fandom we're not shit-talking, Deborah ciao.
- 5:46Shit talking, the actors and the actresses.
- 5:49We're not saying like everything's ruined.
- 5:53Now that there's this problem, that we may have detected, you
- 5:56know, it's like we're allowed to have our opinions, whether
- 5:59whether they differ, or they're the same, but we don't need to
- 6:03be a toxic fan. And I don't think that either of
- 6:06us are that, well, we try think we do the opposite, where we try
- 6:10very hard to make sure that people have a safe place to
- 6:13voice their opinion, and most people have, you know, very Of
- 6:16things to say. But anytime we've posted
- 6:18anything about Ray. We get a lot of really cruel
- 6:22comments not to us but about that character and we don't post
- 6:28that kind of stuff like that's not the kind of criticism we
- 6:32participated. Yeah.
- 6:34Anything just FYI for listeners anything that I'm going to
- 6:37criticize in this episode is not meant as like that fucking
- 6:42sucked and I'm never watching it again.
- 6:44That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's just Are people like
- 6:47that out there who are very loud and unfortunately, we see those
- 6:52opinions more because they're the loudest, I mean, the squeaky
- 6:55wheel, you know, gets the oil. But like right sometimes the
- 6:59wheels and this fandom, don't get the oil, they don't get it.
- 7:02So sometimes the wheels are broken and it's a broken,
- 7:06they're just broken and need to be discarded anyway.
- 7:08Yeah, we don't go anywhere we get stuck.
- 7:12That's right. Square Wheels there.
- 7:14Anyway, what? Do you like to tackle 4, episode
- 7:185? First, well, the warning at the
- 7:21beginning, right? My mom asked me about it.
- 7:24Oh yeah, yeah. She's like, what was in that
- 7:27episode? And I think it was the order 66
- 7:29business. It's on every episode now.
- 7:32Oh, it is. Yeah, because I thought the same
- 7:35thing and that I had to check something.
- 7:37And I went back and I was like, ah, so someone bitched about OBS
- 7:41be burned alive. Somebody complained not us.
- 7:47Maybe someone with children who wasn't expecting to see someone
- 7:51said on fire with their kids in the room or something.
- 7:53But yeah, so it's not all later. It's the first time ever,
- 7:57they've put like a graphic content sort of warning on
- 8:01anything Star Wars except when George Lucas said about Revenge
- 8:05of the Sith like maybe don't bring your kids to this.
- 8:08But right, I thought that was pretty interesting because at
- 8:11the end I was like I don't think anything in this episode was
- 8:15worse than Sitting over what fires true but I didn't realize
- 8:20that it was at the beginning of every episode now.
- 8:22That is that's interesting. I didn't notice.
- 8:24Yeah, hmm, I thought that was kind of interesting.
- 8:27Well okay so it starts right in. Yeah.
- 8:31With the flashback. Yeah.
- 8:33And it's not Obi-Wan's flashback.
- 8:35It's Anakin's. Yeah I end it part of me even
- 8:39wondered if it's not even a real flashback, if it's just like
- 8:42some scenario that like Vader has created in his mind, true.
- 8:46To like, rationalize his behavior now.
- 8:48But like, if either way, like I thought it was great and
- 8:51something I noticed is the, where their sparring.
- 8:55Yeah is where the Younglings are attacked in episode 1.
- 8:58Well, doesn't that just tie all together?
- 9:01Yeah, it's that's pretty brilliant.
- 9:04I first of all, I was not expecting any flashbacks because
- 9:09I thought we'd had our moment. Yeah, I was disappointed.
- 9:12It wasn't Clone Wars armor flashback only because I want to
- 9:15see them. Um, in it, it's just such a tiny
- 9:19thing that I want, but we got flashbacks.
- 9:21They did their very best to try and hide their ages.
- 9:24It is what it is, and the ball and came back the hair.
- 9:30The hair is the back and I'm so upset.
- 9:32I'm still upset. My heart is literally, I have
- 9:37sadness deep in my heart. That was even, it was even
- 9:41worse, I think. Because it was like, short on
- 9:44top, like it was too. Or three haircuts in one.
- 9:47And I just, I want to sob. It was bad, extensions.
- 9:52Yes, Obi-Wan had a had a real bad.
- 9:55We've okay, really bad. I know, I was thinking, I think
- 9:59I was saying to clone wars collector earlier today.
- 10:01I was like, at least it's not a wig, like, you can tell it's
- 10:04extensions, but honestly, I think it's worse.
- 10:06I don't know. It's it wasn't even roller
- 10:08brushed and Arab air dried it would they didn't even bother,
- 10:11it was just feathered. Who's this flat?
- 10:13And weird short around. His face and long I mean that is
- 10:18a mullet but Anakin's little tail was just as bad honestly he
- 10:23looked he made it look good. Next Obi-Wan's hair looks
- 10:27fantastic. Yeah but I will say this it was
- 10:32so good to see them using their lightsabers to get together
- 10:35again and I will say this, I will say this till the day I
- 10:38die. Come at me, I don't care.
- 10:41Nobody handles a lightsaber better than Hayden Christensen.
- 10:46He did the twirly thing. He's in control.
- 10:49He it's the dance that I want from someone wielding a
- 10:53lightsaber. It's not a hacking, you know,
- 10:55and aggressive messy thing. It's a dance and it's Hayden.
- 11:02Had it back in the day and he still got it and they still got
- 11:05it. It was great to fucking see.
- 11:08And the best part about the flashbacks were the point where
- 11:11they were like kneeling and like they came in and they were
- 11:14crouched in front of each other, with their life.
- 11:16It's a held like two pieces of the yin and the Yang that they
- 11:20always talk about especially in the novelization of Revenge of
- 11:23the Sith. Like yes they are two pieces of
- 11:27the same. What is it?
- 11:28Person Jedi puzzle. Yeah, I don't know.
- 11:31They're really whatever it was. Well, I really loved the
- 11:36symbolism and the dance and the performance of all of it.
- 11:39The hair was terrible. The D aging.
- 11:42Shit. Failed.
- 11:43It's fine. I get it Hayden's.
- 11:46Not Anymore. It is what it is.
- 11:48I kept that is fine. Like I can handle that.
- 11:51It's it least that is less jarring than like if they cgi'd
- 11:56him totally like, where you have to Luke.
- 11:59It was good. As Luke has looked in the book
- 12:01of Boba Fett. Like you weren't going to be
- 12:03able to move like these two did with a cgi'd face.
- 12:06Like I just can't get over how well Hayden handles.
- 12:09I just I'm just in awe every single time I see him flip it, I
- 12:14just yes like he's got that signal.
- 12:16Mature. Like it Twirls - if act like
- 12:18beautiful good. That shit.
- 12:20Gives me a fucking boner. Every time I see it, I don't
- 12:23care fuckin'-a. I am a little disappointed that
- 12:27they went with attack of the Clones age and not Revenge of
- 12:30the Sith age was cuz he's still learning.
- 12:33I know. And that it's all about like
- 12:36like what the lesson was ultimately at the end because as
- 12:40yet the the flashbacks move progress, they mirror what's
- 12:44happening in the you Day. Yes, which I liked.
- 12:48I actually liked the fact that Obi-Wan was always one step
- 12:51ahead of Anakin even now because he knew it's his brother.
- 12:55It's his best friend and he knows nothing has changed.
- 12:58He still the hottie just aggressive impatient student.
- 13:02He always had just he's in a black suit now and maimed
- 13:06forever, you know. So one of the complaints I have
- 13:09is, I don't have a good sense of whether or not like who won
- 13:13that, you know, it's very obvious in the flesh.
- 13:16Expects, that ob1 was the master there and like Anakin was
- 13:20learning and ultimately kind of like failed because of his pride
- 13:23or whatever in the present day. I can't really tell because of
- 13:27the way they ended the episode, which talking about it now is
- 13:30like really jumping ahead. But like they show the sequence
- 13:33where OB wouldn't disarms and a kid without a weapon and says
- 13:37like your need for victory, blinds you or whatever.
- 13:41The the exact phrases that he says, then Anakin instantly uses
- 13:45that. Against Riva yeah like right
- 13:48away proving that like he now knows like is in control in the
- 13:53way that Obi-Wan was between Vader and Reva Vader has The
- 13:57High Ground, but when it comes to like Vader vs 0 b 1, I don't
- 14:02really know if Obi-Wan was successful, like I could not
- 14:05really convinced that he was, I'm even wondering if he's
- 14:09playing still right into Vader's hands while the he I think
- 14:13there's two things going on. There's the The internal
- 14:16problems that Vader's dealing with with his own people.
- 14:19And then there's the external relationship issues going on
- 14:23with Obi-Wan and this small pack of rebels, but mostly just
- 14:27Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan did win with getting the Innocence off that
- 14:32planet and getting lay off that planet.
- 14:35The battle is not done between these two like obviously, I
- 14:39don't know where it's going, because the last shot we see is
- 14:42poor precious. Protect him forever, Luke
- 14:45Skywalker. Sleeping in bed.
- 14:47So it's obviously coming back to Tatooine in some, in some way we
- 14:52know Vader can't know about his kids because of, you know,
- 14:55original trilogy shit. So I'm not sure how this is
- 14:58gonna go down. I know we're skipping ahead.
- 15:00We are a bit like it also tastes too.
- 15:03I mean, the whole episode is tied together through, so I
- 15:06guess skipping around is okay. But like, with the grand,
- 15:09Inquisitor comes back at the end, while Rivas laying there on
- 15:12the ground like dying Vader. Just stands there.
- 15:16While the great Inquisitor, you know, takes her amulet off and
- 15:20Vader says that her usefulness has come to an end and it's like
- 15:24that's why I'm not convinced now like whatever they were doing
- 15:28with the flashbacks is now it was almost like a red herring to
- 15:32the audience because it's like so Vader knew who Riva was the
- 15:36whole time. That's why he called her
- 15:38youngling. He clearly knew who she was.
- 15:40He was using her from the beginning.
- 15:42Mmm, and now, like doesn't have a need for her be But it's still
- 15:47like, Obi-Wan Got Away. Ob1 didn't get away clearly
- 15:50Vader. Like, this has to be some like
- 15:52larger plan at play, right? Because he's got well, there
- 15:55have a designer bag, look, right?
- 15:57So they're they're still fucked. That's what the guy wrote down
- 16:01fucking poor Leia. Is that another goddamn ship
- 16:05with a broken hyperdrive? Trying to outdo him.
- 16:07Drink where do you think your impatience for this bullshit
- 16:12came from? She ended up with a man who had
- 16:16Out of a ship that perpetually would never fucking worked.
- 16:19So like her annoyance with this shit started early.
- 16:22Like right. We just repeat our childhoods
- 16:25over and over, I think. Yeah, I want to talk about my
- 16:28favorite part which was Darth Vader.
- 16:31Literally just playing with Reba, the amount of power.
- 16:36He has he'd even bother to take his lightsaber out.
- 16:39Yeah. He was owning her ass and whole
- 16:43time Moses Ingram's. Acting I could feel her like
- 16:47struggling against Vader even though I mean it's acting,
- 16:51right? But it felt like she was
- 16:53actually when she was screaming against the force that Vader was
- 16:57using against her. I felt that shit and I was like,
- 17:00gasping, man, I was I liken it to this to this analogy.
- 17:05If you will you ever have a favorite music artist who sings
- 17:08your favorite song and then you go to see him or her in concert
- 17:12and you can't wait for them to sing that song and then they do
- 17:15and they form it perfectly and you're so happy.
- 17:19But if they perform it like some remix or some slowdown piano
- 17:24version or some, you're like pissed, right?
- 17:27Because it changes the total song.
- 17:29Okay. Yeah, Vader performed.
- 17:32Exactly how I want my fucking Darth Vader to perform.
- 17:36That is the dude that scares the piss out of me who owns my
- 17:41respect because he just fucking he just flung that woman ever.
- 17:46SLI around. And that is what I want out of
- 17:49my original characters. I want my original characters to
- 17:51maintain. I want them to fuck with them
- 17:53and I want to fuck, don't fuck with the end.
- 17:56I was so scared that we were going to see something that was
- 17:59just gonna like ruin it right? And I didn't see.
- 18:02I was so happy. No, I think they've done Vader,
- 18:06very well very well live. Like really executed and like,
- 18:10I'm sorry but like, when he's holding it shipped down with one
- 18:13fucking hand and then lie, Alicia just rips the sides of it
- 18:18out, upset. That was fucking amazing.
- 18:21I, that was the moment where I kept my hand over my mouth and I
- 18:24didn't take it away until we were done with Riva like that.
- 18:26That was at the whole sequence. I was just like, oh my fucking
- 18:30god. What is happening?
- 18:31This is great, oh my God. And so okay, we got a lot of
- 18:37parallels with him grabbing that ship I was thinking Starkiller.
- 18:40I was thinking isoka in in Clone Wars season 7, I was thinking
- 18:44Ray in Skywalker. I mean, we have a lot of
- 18:47instances of people pulling ships out of the air, but you
- 18:50got to be really fucking strong. Think of the amount of people.
- 18:53He's, he's in a league of people who have pulled ships out of.
- 18:56The are, those are some strong motherfuckers?
- 18:58Yeah. Seriously, two of them are his
- 19:00Apprentice. He walked in that cave, lifted
- 19:03his hand and took that ship out of the air.
- 19:05Oh my God. If I didn't fucking die, and it
- 19:07did, that was just the beginning.
- 19:09And he, like you said, he ripped those panels out and surprised.
- 19:13No one's in there and yeah, because there they go.
- 19:16Like, I like that moment a lot because it was it followed that
- 19:19moment in the flashback were yes, one says to him you're need
- 19:24for victory. Blinds you.
- 19:26And there was doing it again. So it's like interesting how
- 19:30they were showing that Obi-Wan really knew him very well
- 19:33especially when he said he hasn't the patience for a Siege
- 19:36and everyone's like about it, you know, that it's like cuz he
- 19:38really does know him. And then Vader also shows that
- 19:41Anakin learned very well from Obi-Wan but not all the way
- 19:45because Not. All right, still got in the way
- 19:48of him learning the true meaning of the lesson and you see that
- 19:51so beautifully performed by Hayden and like that to me
- 19:55getting to see him come back to this character as a much more
- 19:59mature man like a more mature actor like he was great in the
- 20:04prequels, he had that beautiful smile, you know, that was very
- 20:07disarming which we find we got to see again.
- 20:09It was it was everything I was but his this performance was so
- 20:15like nuance when Obi-Wan said those things to him you could
- 20:20just see the like disappointment.
- 20:22Yeah. So obvious and not even because
- 20:25like he was disappointed that he didn't do it as like that.
- 20:28He wasn't getting the respect from Obi-Wan that.
- 20:31He felt he deserved whether or not that's Justified that goes
- 20:35back to their entire story and how he always felt.
- 20:39Yeah. Human.
- 20:40You and gave that smile, you know that smile, we got that
- 20:43smile from Hayden and we got that smile from you.
- 20:46And it was comforting as a Star Wars fan.
- 20:49Yeah, that's a really good word for it.
- 20:51It was like being young again. You know, I saw those movies in
- 20:55the theater. I don't think very highly of
- 20:58them but they're part of the story.
- 21:02And yeah, these two actors are back.
- 21:05I mean, if you'd have told me in 2022 they'd be owning this year.
- 21:08I would laugh in your face back in 1999 like yesterday they had
- 21:15a lot of shit at the The time, I hope that Hayden is happy.
- 21:19I hope he's proud right now. I hope so because we're proud of
- 21:22him. Honestly, I think it was like, a
- 21:24big deal for both of the actors. We saw it a lot at Celebration
- 21:27that thing. It's like, the first time, they
- 21:29really realized how deeply loved those characters are, but the
- 21:33fandom and like, not just because it's like a classic
- 21:38character, it's because of their particular performance, like
- 21:41without those performances. And without the prequels there
- 21:44isn't Clone Wars. There isn't Rebels, there's not
- 21:47bad batch, you don't get any of that, hmm.
- 21:49Those shitty prequels that everyone hated on are the reason
- 21:54we have anything. Yeah.
- 21:56A because otherwise it was just going to be the original trilogy
- 21:59and that was kind of that and it's been really really nice as
- 22:03a fan to see the positive side for at least Hayden and Ewan.
- 22:07I know it Moses Ingram has not had such a positive experience,
- 22:10which really just fucking breaks my heart but we love her here
- 22:14and plenty of people who do she's getting a A lot more
- 22:16support. And it's what we said earlier
- 22:18the, the people who scream the loudest or the ones, but they're
- 22:21not the majority, you know? Yeah.
- 22:24And I think that was the same and you and his even said this
- 22:27in interviews that like that was probably the same with the
- 22:30prequels. Oh yeah.
- 22:31Just there wasn't social media or anything so the people who
- 22:34loved it, couldn't get their voices heard.
- 22:37It's really just I just feel like really proud of Hayden
- 22:41which is stupid because I don't know him.
- 22:43I just like to, I hope you feels proud.
- 22:46I'm proud of him. You're proud of him.
- 22:48There's so many people out there who were, just so happy to see
- 22:51him smile again, in the role of Anakin Skywalker.
- 22:55I mean, holy shit. What we got in this episode
- 22:59like, wow? Well, and to get to see like
- 23:03he's, I know, he's inside the Vader suit, but we don't know
- 23:06that it literally could be anyone in there.
- 23:09Like, I know that he's got the physicality, but like that, they
- 23:12gave him a scene where, like, he got to act with his face.
- 23:16Yeah, you know, like really got to show himself.
- 23:19I think that was really a beautiful thing.
- 23:21I'm really glad they gave that I would love more if they want to
- 23:25give us more next episode. I'd love to see that but yeah,
- 23:28we kind of hoping maybe like. Okay so they started with attack
- 23:31of the Clones flashbacks in this one.
- 23:33May be the last episode, they'll give us Clone Wars, flashbacks
- 23:36to wrap it all up. I mean, I wasn't expecting it
- 23:40never gets a moment. Just get please, wouldn't it
- 23:43make sense, though. They start a lesson with attack
- 23:45of the Clones? And wrap it up next episode in
- 23:48the finale with like, the big thing that we all want, you
- 23:51know. And if they don't do it, it's
- 23:53fine, it's fine. We'll survive, we got what we
- 23:56got. I mean, fucking Vader is ripping
- 23:59holes out of ships, that he just needed out of the air.
- 24:01Like, I'm good. I'm good for a long time folks.
- 24:07I just have to say though that like as fun as it was, to see
- 24:10them fighting each other and like it was very reminiscent of
- 24:14the way they fought in. Revenge of the Sith the part
- 24:18where Anakin is like Mercy doesn't defeat the enemy or
- 24:21whatever. I was just like if I was Obi-Wan
- 24:23to be like red-flagged over six million, five hundred twelve
- 24:27thousand like it's like this, we see that we see that repeated so
- 24:32much throughout the Clone Wars. Like yeah, he argues against the
- 24:36mercy that the Jedi consistently show.
- 24:40Yeah. So when he turns, why was that a
- 24:42surprise to anybody? Like it's the opposite.
- 24:46Everything the Jedi stand for, hmm, like that's insane to me.
- 24:50Yeah, it's all about like domination, which is a Sith
- 24:54ideal. Like, I don't understand like
- 24:56well, you know, denial just Ana River.
- 25:02No. It's also called Obi-Wan Kenobi.
- 25:06Right? Up to dial, in Yoda Yoda,
- 25:09fucking denied, all kinds of shit.
- 25:10He was up in the Chancellor's ass all the time and didn't see
- 25:13it. You know what I mean?
- 25:14So, And there's all kinds of problems that's a different
- 25:18episode. But, you know, seriously, we
- 25:21should just do like a red flags episode.
- 25:24A red flags. Can we do a red flags episode?
- 25:26That would be actually fucking brilliant.
- 25:28I'm putting it on the list, it's like a series.
- 25:30We do rescue exterior, reflects series, The ironic part of his
- 25:35little Mercy doesn't save. Anyone is that Luke's Mercy
- 25:39literally saved him? Yes.
- 25:41Mmm. Can I?
- 25:42Okay? Let's just kind of like go back
- 25:44through the episode of little bits and We got it.
- 25:47We got to talk about some of the sad things there because I just
- 25:50cried yeah, like just really quick.
- 25:54Like why does he put on a Jedi robe?
- 25:56Now I think it's a misuse of like costume as symbolism.
- 26:01They don't need it. They don't that was for last
- 26:03episode. Yeah, whatever the episode where
- 26:06he like rescue slaying. Yeah.
- 26:08Like they showed the Jedi lightsabers and then he picks up
- 26:11a robe and he puts it on. It's like why.
- 26:13Now like when Obi-Wan fights he always Takes his rope off.
- 26:17It's true. I mean, there is the actual meme
- 26:19of him. Dropping the robe, like one of
- 26:23my favorite memes of all time. Did you like the, like, I
- 26:29noticed this too? And do you remember?
- 26:31It was, was it David on patreon was saying that the first three
- 26:34episodes were very similar to the prequels?
- 26:36Yes, yes, I'm seeing now that the last three episodes are very
- 26:39similar to the original trilogy, and this one was very much like
- 26:43Hoth. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.
- 26:45I got Hot Vibes a lot. And like, even when Obi-Wan is
- 26:48giving his speech like everyone, you know, blah, blah blah.
- 26:51We, they're stronger. And that was like Leia, giving a
- 26:54speech to her Squadron and then somebody steps up and goes.
- 26:58All right, everybody, let's go. You heard the band.
- 27:00Like yeah, same thing that happens in hot and yeah, so that
- 27:03was kind of cool. It's so evident how Leia ends up
- 27:07the way she does not that she is, you know, it didn't she
- 27:12didn't have it in her, you know, just naturally.
- 27:14But she She is picking up all of these things from and when she
- 27:19asked about tala, I felt so I mean yeah, that was awful.
- 27:24But when they, when she said give me a ladder.
- 27:27Yeah, I never felt more proud. I said, this bitch her entire
- 27:31life has always just had to do it herself to get shit done.
- 27:34You know what I mean? But she pulled.
- 27:36Those little gloves out of her pocket and like, put them on
- 27:39like she was. Yes, that was so precious.
- 27:43I loved that. I loved.
- 27:44Also that Obi-Wan show. So much faith in her.
- 27:47Yes, he trust you trust me, I trust her.
- 27:50Yeah. Like, get her a letter.
- 27:51I don't care that she's 10. I just loved like and with
- 27:53Ahsoka obviously he knows that it's very children are very
- 27:57capable and I think that that must have been so formative for
- 28:00Leia to have such an idiot, like a powerful Jedi shows, such
- 28:04faith in you to you can handle it, you don't need my help,
- 28:07right? Even after her doubting him for
- 28:09so long, she probably felt like, you know, a little bit redeemed
- 28:13for maybe her dad, and she's Around.
- 28:16Yeah. And I'm glad she fixed Lola
- 28:19because poor Lola didn't like that tracker on her know.
- 28:22That was a really fast transition.
- 28:25They only had the Droid be evil for one minute and then back to
- 28:29normal. I was just like I was just I was
- 28:31just afraid that they were going to have to like smash the thing
- 28:34together and I'm glad they didn't go that route.
- 28:36I am too. That would have been terrible.
- 28:38It's fine. That it was so easy, I can
- 28:40handle that. One thing, I noticed that kind
- 28:43of annoyed me was when they showed Darth Vader wants,
- 28:46Looking up to this cave. This entrance.
- 28:48He's walking really fast. Yeah.
- 28:51Like I didn't think it was him until they panned up.
- 28:54I said oh, that is Vader. What the fuck is he walking so
- 28:57fast for? He can't walk that fast.
- 29:02He doesn't have real legs. Those aren't real legs and so I
- 29:05was like they need to slow that shot down just a smidge.
- 29:08Yeah. Like that's the one thing I
- 29:10found I was just like, why is he walking so fast?
- 29:13I know my man. He doesn't walk that fast.
- 29:16Just shit. We're space to instill, because,
- 29:20like, my one of my big complaints was Riva walks away
- 29:23too slow. And we've a walks way to slow
- 29:26way too slow. Oh my god.
- 29:29Well, when they pan upwards and all of the Stormtroopers are
- 29:33entering the cave. I was like now is the time to
- 29:35run folks and no one's running as phone.
- 29:39So I get I get that. I get your annoyance with some
- 29:42of that that whole sequence like a very even The Storm Troopers
- 29:47and the cave door that was thing.
- 29:49I think I had the most issue with it was so it was edited so
- 29:53badly and like part of it is the new technology.
- 29:57Somebody, I think it was a breath of my blood on Instagram.
- 29:59Sent me an article about the volume, that new technology,
- 30:03they're using to film. Basically, all of the new Star
- 30:06Wars stuff, it's like a giant. It's a warehouse that has
- 30:09screens that they project all the stuff onto so that it looks
- 30:13like they're really in the environment.
- 30:14And then they only put Okay, prop pieces basically on the
- 30:17floor. So like all the backgrounds, the
- 30:19ceiling, the background, everything, but it's changed the
- 30:22way they edit. And so they're having to bring
- 30:24like editors to the stage to fix post production before they even
- 30:29start filming. And it shows it's super weak.
- 30:32And there's a lot of like, mistakes in the editing.
- 30:35There was a few cuts that were cut in correctly.
- 30:38So that the like when you do editing and there's like a an
- 30:42action sequence, you show like the beginning of the action and
- 30:45then you cut Around that like when you make your Cuts, you cut
- 30:48into the same like line but she was forward ahead of the line.
- 30:53A few times when they were like pushing her backwards and like,
- 30:57not in a technique, it was like a mistake interesting.
- 31:00See, I don't know any of this. So I find this very interesting
- 31:04and so it makes the scene feel uncomfy.
- 31:07It's like awkward, not because it's intentional like because it
- 31:10was done wrong and there was all these jump cutting in those
- 31:15windows. The like Storm Troopers are
- 31:16coming in and everyone's shooting and their lightsabers
- 31:20going and there's all these lens flares that are added after
- 31:23their like after effects. And then there's all this
- 31:26cross-cutting and it's just like a fucking mess.
- 31:29You can't see anything. And I know they're trying to add
- 31:32energy and give you the sense of the chaos of the battle.
- 31:36And I really think it looked like they were covering up bad
- 31:38acting. It was just a mess and like the
- 31:40cinematography was a fucking mess.
- 31:43And every time they would slow down and cut to a person they
- 31:45were like, very Re obviously doing a stunt double like body
- 31:48flip and it was just, I don't know, well, I'm gonna have to
- 31:51re-watch this now that I heard you say that and watch for this
- 31:55stuff because as a casual viewer, I don't pick up on these
- 31:58nuances. I don't want to just like cast
- 32:01shade. This is a new technology and
- 32:03they are learning and figuring it out.
- 32:05And honestly, when editing was first invented in like 1912 or
- 32:10whatever the fuck it was, it was very slow and messed up, then,
- 32:14too. But nobody had ever seen That
- 32:16before. So nobody thought it was.
- 32:18But now when you look back, you're like, wow, it's so boring
- 32:20because of the like the way editing was back in the day.
- 32:25So this is yeah, it's the same thing now, it's new technology,
- 32:28they're figuring it out eventually.
- 32:30I'm sure someday it will feel very seamless and it will become
- 32:33a new art form. But right now, it's like they
- 32:35don't even have the luxury of making it artistic because
- 32:38they're too busy trying to like just make it work.
- 32:41Yeah, sure. That's why I don't want to like
- 32:43talk too much shit about it but to me as a With a film
- 32:46background. Definitely notice it, especially
- 32:50now, and I noticed it right from the beginning in the
- 32:52Mandalorian, it was cut weird that cutting was weird.
- 32:56What it does is it messes up the pace of the scene and so it
- 32:59takes me out of the experience and all I'm doing is like
- 33:02constantly being distracted by the weird editing so that now I
- 33:06can't really like enjoy the sequence.
- 33:08It makes sense. That's why I feel like really
- 33:11sad about it because it's like a fucking action sequence and then
- 33:15I went back to The episode one and I looked at the lightsaber
- 33:19sequence, right? At the beginning, its film
- 33:21totally differently. They keep the people right in
- 33:23front of them the whole time and they move with them.
- 33:26But like, they don't cut, cut, cut cut, cut, cut, cut.
- 33:29Yeah, you get to see the stunt double, do what they do best and
- 33:32it looks fucking great. And so I don't know why they use
- 33:35this. Jason Bourne technology or
- 33:37technique in the new episode, handheld cameras, cross-cutting
- 33:41over and over. I just found it like really
- 33:43detracted from this story and that's my It's my bitching and
- 33:47complaining and how stuff now. So I think it's an educated
- 33:51assessment of something we watched.
- 33:54I don't think it's bitching and complaining.
- 33:56I found that fascinating. I didn't talk at all during that
- 33:59because I was literally fascinated by what you're
- 34:01telling me. Do you know what?
- 34:02I saw a lot of flashes, a lot of running, a lot of chaos and our
- 34:07Droid died, tala awful. And I'm sad, I'm still set like
- 34:15I almost I watched the episode right before we started
- 34:17recording, and I almost started to cry, like I was like, I can't
- 34:20cry because if I start, I won't stop.
- 34:22I wanted her to make it and Obi-Wan yelling to tala.
- 34:27Tala, I mean, he's surrounded by death and sacrifice constantly.
- 34:32Yeah. And, oh God, I didn't catch this
- 34:35until this last time I watched it and it made it even more
- 34:38fucking sad was shot in the abdomen.
- 34:41Just like, fucking Qui gonn, 0, and then 0 b, 1 has to stand
- 34:45there. Watch helplessly behind this
- 34:48barrier as he cannot get to the person.
- 34:51He wants to help again like fucking again, it's not a ray
- 34:55shield this time it's just the doors closing on him as he's
- 34:58like watching her helplessly. I was just like God damn it.
- 35:02I mean it's not good but it really made me so sad.
- 35:06I'm like they couldn't have done it any other way.
- 35:08It was perfect but like yeah, ah fuck.
- 35:12That hurts at the whole thing, hurt.
- 35:14The whole thing, you know. The constant sacrifice that the
- 35:18Rebellion even in these infancy stages that they give, I mean,
- 35:22the acting her. The pain in her face, the
- 35:25disappeared on her face. Yeah, God.
- 35:28I I have chills because I loved every second of that because it
- 35:32made me feel in that moment what she felt and if you can do that
- 35:37through a screen. Like, right?
- 35:39I just and that voiceless Droid what what is that thing because
- 35:45it's like, there's So connected. I know I know and the thing is,
- 35:48is it came back to what she said?
- 35:50Actions speak louder than words, his actions, her actions and
- 35:55that final sacrifice she made with her saying, May, the force
- 36:00be with you, that was its heart. That moment you're right.
- 36:04I'm gonna like cry right now. It's so true.
- 36:06You're so right the actions speak louder than words is like
- 36:09the thing that sums up her character that was like her
- 36:12theme basically got that. Look she gives it As it's like,
- 36:16leaning over to protect her the way she touches its chest.
- 36:18And that look on her face is just like that actress was
- 36:21fucking good. I'm just sad to see her go
- 36:24because she brought so much in so few episodes.
- 36:27And if you think about it, contrastingly, the Empire talks
- 36:31a lot. They're always slinging insults.
- 36:34They're always barbed wire words and I'll show you and, and, you
- 36:39know, the grand Inquisitor came back and had to be sassy about
- 36:43it. And Darth Vader had to be sassy
- 36:45about it. It's like, it was painful and
- 36:48beautiful. All-in-one.
- 36:50And I hated to see tal ago. Yeah, I did too.
- 36:53And, and another thing that fucking broke, my heart was the
- 36:56message from bail. Oh, God.
- 37:00Baal is like not even sure his daughters alive anymore.
- 37:03I know, and his brain immediately goes to I'm going to
- 37:07help Owen and help Luke. I'm going to go there because,
- 37:11yeah, so that's at least haole. I guess we'll get reunited with
- 37:13bail. Maybe if they're all going to
- 37:15Tatooine bail is quickly, becoming just, like, one of my
- 37:18favorite care. He's, he's amazing.
- 37:22He's amazing through and through from start to finish.
- 37:25And I'm not talking just this show.
- 37:26No, because, like, I always liked him, but this show is, is
- 37:30giving him a chance to have liked his Humanity, really on
- 37:33display, and like his tenderheartedness, which we see
- 37:36him very much as a diplomat and all the other situations, but
- 37:40this is really given him a chance to be like the family,
- 37:42man. Hmm.
- 37:44The friend of padmé Amidala as opposed to is always the yeah
- 37:48co-worker so to speak. Yeah, yeah, you know and so like
- 37:52the fact that he's ready to go and continue protecting Luke
- 37:56even though he might have lost his own daughter.
- 37:58You know it's like it's such a beautiful and fucking
- 38:00devastating terrible. I do Wonder.
- 38:03Okay so it's all coming back to tattooing.
- 38:05Right? So I have this crazy idea our
- 38:08Leia and Luke actually going to see each other and like quote,
- 38:12unquote meet at beware and then just Disappear until they find
- 38:17each other and on the Death Star.
- 38:19Like they wouldn't be able to recognize one another not after
- 38:22all that time. And you know how little kids
- 38:24don't look anything like specially if they don't know
- 38:27each other's names. Yeah, then yeah.
- 38:30Because imagine like, if you'd been kidnapped and taken on this
- 38:34crazy space journey, then you end up on some desert planet and
- 38:37you end up hanging out with some other little boy you probably
- 38:39remember that. That boy existed.
- 38:42Yeah because it's not like the mundane everyday going to
- 38:45school. We'll then coming home and doing
- 38:47your homework. It's like I feel like that would
- 38:49stick out in her memory. I'm thinking more of like bail
- 38:52is taking Leia back to the ship. Obi-Wan and Owen are hanging
- 38:56with Luke and Leia and Luke. Just look at each other for a
- 38:59moment. That's the kind of moment.
- 39:00I'm envisioning happening, no, talking no meeting.
- 39:04I'm just saying their eyes connect for the first time and
- 39:07like, how impactful would that be knowing that their their
- 39:11paths will cross again, it's gonna kill me.
- 39:14Hypothesize. Using again.
- 39:17I'll die fingers crossed, maybe but I'm yeah, I don't know, I
- 39:24don't know where it's going to go.
- 39:25I have no idea Riva versus Obi-Wan Vader vs Obi-Wan.
- 39:29I mean, I don't know where this is going and I like that.
- 39:32Yeah, I like having no idea but I really felt sad for Riva
- 39:37because yeah, I'm kind of like lefter.
- 39:40Yeah, he like egged her on into that position and then left her
- 39:43and I kept thinking he was going to be the one staying behind Me
- 39:46too. And this is where my
- 39:48disappointment comes in. When he said that Vader, all
- 39:51Vader will see is me. I thought it was because this
- 39:54was going to be the confrontation, me too, and I
- 39:58feel kind of bad. I mean, I get it.
- 40:00Obi-Wan had to get those people off that planet.
- 40:02That was on brand as we say, Leah, laughs Treva.
- 40:08Just like everyone has. Yeah.
- 40:10It was ruthless and just like Vader did in the end and like,
- 40:15yeah. What do you do in that
- 40:17situation? Both sigh.
- 40:18It's very asajj. Ventress.
- 40:22You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
- 40:24You were used to be good and youyou for self-preservation.
- 40:28You became bad and then the bad didn't work out.
- 40:30So what do you do with yourself? Yeah so I also have like issues
- 40:35with this because I can't tell if it's like a writing mistake
- 40:38or what the fuck I was but like Obi-Wan, okay, he like gives up
- 40:41his weapon and says there's another way that there's other
- 40:44ways other than like, fighting, right?
- 40:46So he gives himself up sacrifices himself.
- 40:49He goes out and talks to Riva says, let's do this together.
- 40:53She says, no basically refuses him.
- 40:57The smart thing to do was to just keep him right there.
- 41:00Yes. Correct.
- 41:01Because even so, if she's not going to team up with him,
- 41:04Obi-Wan is Right Vader. Will only see him.
- 41:06So he should be like right there and then yeah.
- 41:09Reva would have surprise on her side.
- 41:11So she sends him back into the cave.
- 41:14You are aware whose The Jedi Master, right?
- 41:17Yeah, like what she was? She trying to like let him
- 41:21Escape? I, I do wonder, I do wonder by
- 41:26doing that. She set herself up to fail with
- 41:29Vader. Like why didn't she think like
- 41:31Vader would see that coming a mile away is literally standing
- 41:34there by himself, nobody's distracting him.
- 41:37She tries to come up and I just thought none of that made sense.
- 41:40It wasn't logical so I don't and again, maybe they'll like will
- 41:44understand it better after the Next episode, but I just keep
- 41:49him keep him there on his knees. Like yeah, well you know, we see
- 41:53this all the time. You get the bad guys only get so
- 41:57far with capturing someone and then they always Escape, right?
- 42:00Like, yeah, cuz they always have to say something right before
- 42:03they killed. Yeah, you know, just kill them.
- 42:05They never just seal the deal. They talk too much but like I
- 42:10get it was it was it was painful.
- 42:12Finally, realizing that Riva story is what we Thinking that
- 42:16she was. Yeah.
- 42:18And then when they showed the flashback of Anakin, oh my God.
- 42:22At Order 66 staring at her. It was like Rivas her Requiem.
- 42:28Yeah. Basically God, that was rough.
- 42:32That was really well done, though.
- 42:34Like showing Anakin walk up as Vader walks up, and she's
- 42:37basically reliving her worst nightmare.
- 42:40It was brutal. The poor innocent child inside,
- 42:45you know, No, it was a very similar shot to wengrow Goos
- 42:49eyes when he saw the same thing. So yeah, the other we're getting
- 42:54Order 66 from a bunch of different perspectives and I
- 42:59think she was smart, Riva was smart to play dead.
- 43:02I don't think it was weak at all.
- 43:03I know she thinks she's weak for doing it.
- 43:06But as a child, what can you do? Nothing.
- 43:10He slaughtered everyone else around her.
- 43:12She was smart to try and do what she could for self-preservation.
- 43:16It's just unfortunate that it came to this end.
- 43:19I assumed she was. She was wounded before, because
- 43:23there's the moment with the seventh Brothers talking to her
- 43:25and she touches her abdomen when he mentions Vader.
- 43:28Yeah, I always thought that was because she was wounded there as
- 43:32a child, I'm assuming. Yeah, yeah.
- 43:34And so now we have that confirmed because basically, he
- 43:36just stabbed her in the abdomen, the same way like seeing Anakin
- 43:41come into the temple and actually like kill the children
- 43:44because they didn't show. It last time they just show him
- 43:46turn the lightsaber on. Yeah.
- 43:48And it Revenge of the Sith. It was, it was really well done.
- 43:51It was dark. Let's, let's talk about my
- 43:54biggest annoyance. And I know, I know you've got
- 43:57agree with me. Why have we not had Obi-Wan
- 44:00address his fucking trauma? Yet, he was drugged through fire
- 44:05glass by his best friend, after learning that, he actually
- 44:08didn't die. And we, he's been from crisis to
- 44:12crisis, to crisis to crisis. When are we going to get The
- 44:16n-word moment that I think he deserves to have on screen.
- 44:20He needs to have it. We got one episode left.
- 44:23I just I'm losing any expectation that that's going to
- 44:27happen because that's just Star Wars, right?
- 44:30We don't get too deep into it. That was one thing I did like
- 44:33about the Last Jedi is that they took time to like go into Ray's
- 44:37psychological experience, which no one ever really does.
- 44:42And they're so busy in this Obi-Wan story.
- 44:45Three organizing their action sequences.
- 44:48Now that they're not doing the emotional personal stuff and I
- 44:52do feel like part of this is the writer has changed.
- 44:56You did say that the writer changed.
- 44:57Yep. So the first three episodes were
- 44:59written by ha seen a meanie which I might be mispronouncing
- 45:03that I'm sorry. If I am yes, many apologies.
- 45:06Yeah, it's a in a Ronnie and name so I apologize.
- 45:09I'm not sure quite of the pronunciation.
- 45:11He's a brilliant writer. He wrote the movie Drive, which
- 45:15is One of my favorite movies ever, he really understands the
- 45:19psychological side of stuff. And so you can see that the
- 45:23first three episodes, really reflect that.
- 45:26And they got another writer for episode 4, which it did feel
- 45:29like that the tone kind of shifted.
- 45:31It was a little different. Yep.
- 45:32And now there's two, there's a new writer for the last two
- 45:35episodes. I don't know why.
- 45:36They don't just keep one writer for the whole fucking thing.
- 45:39Like why can't one writer write all six episodes?
- 45:42I don't get it either. Maybe it's because He was the
- 45:46one who wrote the version that was going to be too dark and
- 45:49they wanted to like change it but now we're not getting any
- 45:53psychological stuff. Yeah, so like someone literally
- 45:56is and like, okay, no psychological physiological like
- 46:01burns are very serious. They hurt for a long time and
- 46:06they tighten as they heal you. So he would lose Mobility like,
- 46:10he wouldn't like, that's why Anakin can't lift his arms up
- 46:14anymore. Like it's a huge thing.
- 46:16Although I will say, I will say they did that right with Vader.
- 46:19He never, I was watching very closely, the I was to do
- 46:22fighting style on par with. So they they knew that they
- 46:26couldn't fuck with at least him all these other ones.
- 46:28I think they're trying to have wiggle rooms for the most part.
- 46:31We've gotten Obi-Wan is as Obi-Wan, but we want and need
- 46:35the the emotional addressing that has to take place for this
- 46:39character to fully fully go into the next level of wear.
- 46:45Over his story is going from here on out.
- 46:48Yeah, and I'm talking with in the show, we don't worry, Story
- 46:51Goes obviously but like right within this show and, you know,
- 46:55in the detail that it's giving us, that's my only problem.
- 46:58Like, like you said, he could have maybe admitted something or
- 47:02confided in tala, which would have made her death even more
- 47:04terrible because he could have confided in her, like the pain,
- 47:08he feels and the loss he's had and then he loses her.
- 47:12Like it was just a missed opportunity.
- 47:13I think I've really thought he Is going to actually, like when
- 47:18he went and listened to the message from bail and then she
- 47:21comes in and says, is everything.
- 47:23All right? He does this weird.
- 47:25Like he crosses his arms over his chest and kind of like gives
- 47:27us weird smile. Just like they will be like
- 47:32nervous laugh and it's like he had this look like he was gonna
- 47:37cry and I was like is he could actually speak?
- 47:40And instead she started talking and told her story, which I
- 47:43thought was great but like was weirdly time.
- 47:45And I was just like Wyatt. Why are we telling this story?
- 47:47And now, like it's a weird place for it to go.
- 47:51Yeah, it is. That should have been the moment
- 47:53that he spoke. Finally.
- 47:55Yeah. And then like, they get
- 47:57interrupted and it gets cut off, which gives them an excuse for
- 48:00Obi-Wan to, like, clam back up normal again.
- 48:03But yeah, I don't know, it's not the way I would have written it.
- 48:06No, no, it looks like he's going to cry in the very last shots of
- 48:11the of the show when he's like, something's wrong.
- 48:14Yeah. What do you?
- 48:15You meant by that? What was he sensing?
- 48:18Because it could have been a few things.
- 48:19And I'm not sure what. I'm, not sure what I think he
- 48:22said, I don't know, I'm confused.
- 48:24I'm really not sure either because he clearly has a bond
- 48:28with Vader, but it seemed like he could feel what Revo was do?
- 48:32Yes. Yeah.
- 48:34Which makes no sense unless he's like some fucking all of a
- 48:38sudden, amazing Force wielder who can just feel everything.
- 48:41But, but then the last shot was Luke.
- 48:44So is he feeling what's thing with Luke that I was just going
- 48:47to say, maybe it's like some connection he has with Lucas.
- 48:50He held him as a baby and they have some sort of force buns.
- 48:54Now, I don't know, it was unclear to me and again, it's
- 48:58the kind of thing that like will hinge on the last episode of
- 49:01whether or not that was good or bad.
- 49:04Yeah. Right please.
- 49:05Protect Luke at all costs. Yeah, please that was I loved
- 49:10that. See that again, they returned to
- 49:14that slow. Very Really made cinematography
- 49:17of formation in the Rocks. We don't even have to see it.
- 49:21We know exactly what we're going to see right away and then the
- 49:24homestead. Yep.
- 49:25And that slow-moving in. Careful shot.
- 49:29Yep. And then the boy in bed
- 49:30sleeping. I mean, it was so peaceful.
- 49:33Yes. And we know it's going to not
- 49:35be, it's the end of that piece in this moment.
- 49:38And I think, I guess if I had to wager a guess, I think Obi-Wan
- 49:41feels a disturbance, right? Heading towards Luke.
- 49:45Luke. And that's why he's panicking
- 49:47because he's torn now, he's got a deal with Leia.
- 49:50Not that that's harsh. He has to return Leia safely and
- 49:54get back to Luke. And how's he going to do this?
- 49:56This orchestration of it's going to be a showdown on Tatooine as
- 50:00it always fucking is. And I don't know how it's going
- 50:04to happen, I just don't and I'm scared.
- 50:06I don't either because the the poster that we all got it
- 50:11celebration and that like artwork, that's going around a
- 50:13very with his lightsaber lit and Obi-Wan's.
- 50:15Any with his hood, you know and his cloak we haven't seen that
- 50:19yet but that isn't from the first the glass.
- 50:22I don't think so. That was the daylight.
- 50:24But yeah, maybe it was, I don't know, but he didn't look so
- 50:29terrified in the poster as he did in that scene.
- 50:32Well, it would be the ultimate distraction.
- 50:33If Bales got to get Leo off that planet and and they got to get
- 50:37Luke to a safe place. I'm thinking like Rogue one,
- 50:39where Jin had to go like, maybe they have a safe place that they
- 50:43have to go too. The only thing left is to take
- 50:48Vader away from all of that. He can't know because we know
- 50:52that Obi-Wan eventually lives in a house.
- 50:54So something's got to happen to his gave.
- 50:56Well, it's well, it's like we said Quinlan shows up with a
- 51:00case of beer. It's a, how's it Hangin?
- 51:02Kenobi? And could always, like, I gotta
- 51:05move. I have to move.
- 51:06I can't live here anymore, he knows where I live now.
- 51:08It's knows where I live. That's so funny.
- 51:13God, I wouldn't it be great to see Quinn.
- 51:15Then, wouldn't it be nice if you showed up, how about kassian,
- 51:19how about Qui-Gon? How about any of the people?
- 51:21We were hoping to see. Okay.
- 51:25Seriously. Why was Cassie?
- 51:26And not a part of this small group.
- 51:28Also I've heard plenty of people say calc Estes should have been
- 51:32in that group? Oh yeah.
- 51:34Well, I don't know. Kanan Kanan could have been in
- 51:37that group. Where's Hera?
- 51:38And Canaan and Bueller. Like Anyway, I get it.
- 51:46I don't decorate, it is real. I'm just torn all the fucking
- 51:50time. We're just gonna have to see.
- 51:52Yes. And I've always said that,
- 51:54they're the professionals. I trust them because like, put
- 51:57her expectations and say, that's the thing.
- 51:59I went into this episode with no expectation, like literally
- 52:02zero. I let go of, I didn't know where
- 52:04it was going, I had no. Yeah, in clue and I let go of
- 52:07all what I wanted to see. And just like I was just, like,
- 52:09okay, just tell me the story. Tell me what you want to tell
- 52:12me, and I was like, even more disappointed Maybe I should, I
- 52:15hold on to my expectations but it's a I never ever thought that
- 52:20I would get to see what I saw and as a fan of Anakin turning
- 52:25into Darth Vader and his very emotional and multi-layered
- 52:30character development. I really liked what I saw.
- 52:34It was fun for me. I had a lot of fun seeing it.
- 52:37Well, I'm glad you got this moment.
- 52:39It's a it's very moving to finally.
- 52:42See some character you love. Get what they deserve.
- 52:46And it goes. She had it was, I'm sorry, but
- 52:49he had two lightsabers in his hand at one time.
- 52:52And that moment was so cool. Just about had to change my
- 52:58panties. Sorry mother.
- 53:02You want me to leave that in? You can leave it in truth.
- 53:07I'm just saying when Anakin had this two lightsabers when he was
- 53:10fighting beerus in the Clone Wars.
- 53:12Oh yeah, okay. I was getting, I was That moment
- 53:15that's all. Well, and that was what Obi-Wan
- 53:18did to him. He pulled away right out of his
- 53:20hand, but Vader was Vader. Was cocky.
- 53:24Enough to give her one like here, you go ahead, broke it in
- 53:27half and I know through packed is, like, how cool was it?
- 53:31That it was spinning and he just slowly made.
- 53:34It stopped spinning. That is so great.
- 53:37Listen, he's a boss. I don't care.
- 53:40His power is truly something else.
- 53:42I mean, holy shit. It was fun.
- 53:44It was just fun for me to see. It was the character that I want
- 53:49and need. There was a good time.
- 53:51A good time was had by all. Bye-bye, all bye.
- 53:55Everyone at times except for you moment here.
- 54:02Okay, my all right, the thing that I loved Obi-Wan hugged,
- 54:06Leia. Yes, why are we not talking?
- 54:08Yes, let's end. Let's end with this on a tender
- 54:12moment. Yeah, Obi-Wan finally.
- 54:15A fucking hug. Seriously, he hugged another
- 54:18living creature, like God bless it.
- 54:21Grant into his arms. I know, and he just like scooped
- 54:24her right up and he said you did so.
- 54:26Well, I know this is not a small thing.
- 54:29Like this is a man who never hugs anymore.
- 54:32We were just talking in the last episode about how he very
- 54:35actively tries to not touch anybody.
- 54:37Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I loved it.
- 54:39There was that, I guess Dex is like the only other Pepcid we
- 54:43found absolutely yet. Dicks.
- 54:47Jack's six-armed hug or whatever so you're ready to God, at least
- 54:53Leia. You know, isn't covered in
- 54:55cooking grease. That's true.
- 54:58Yeah, I just love that. That was like, one of my
- 55:00favorite things and to see the way they've like slowly more and
- 55:03more in each episode become more dependent on each other, in an
- 55:07emotional weight. Not like in a bad way, not like
- 55:10codependent, but like there, it's a partnership.
- 55:12And we're in this together kind of thing.
- 55:14Yes. And they're getting closer.
- 55:16And closer emotionally and it's like letting their guard down in
- 55:19a good way, that's not making them vulnerable.
- 55:22It's actually like making them stronger.
- 55:23And that is the most beautiful thing.
- 55:26I think about this show, it's one of my favorite things from
- 55:28each episode is the moments between Obi-Wan and Leia.
- 55:31Specifically, I could not agree more, it's really nice.
- 55:41Turning it over to you our listeners.
- 55:44What did you all think? Of the flashbacks that we got,
- 55:47was it great to see Hayden and Ewan again because I think it
- 55:51was. Yeah, I think it was too, but
- 55:54maybe maybe there are people who didn't like that part, but I
- 55:57think it's, it was a pretty fun thing to see.
- 56:00It wasn't for fun. Let us know your thoughts.
- 56:03Yeah. Well, except for the, except for
- 56:05the hair. Yeah, or maybe not, maybe it
- 56:07was. Nice to see an old friend again,
- 56:09like the hair and old mullet and all the mullet returns.
- 56:16Leave us your thoughts. We'd love to know.
- 56:19Join us back here next week for the final installment.
- 56:24Episode 6. We're going to dive into that.
- 56:28I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
- 56:31I'm sad. I don't want it to be over.
- 56:33I don't even like, I don't want to face what we're going to have
- 56:36to face. We've made it.
- 56:40This far. We can do it.
- 56:41Yeah, let's get over this Finish Line even though I really don't
- 56:44want it to be over. It's just been so, so nice.
- 56:47But join us back here next. Week, we'll talk about episode
- 56:506. Last week on the show we
- 56:53discussed Kenobi episode 4. And we asked our listeners, what
- 56:56they thought the Tomb in the bottom of the inquisitors
- 57:00Fortress was for, are those Jedi alive?
- 57:04Are they dead? What do the inquisitors want
- 57:06with them melody or Ghana an Instagram sent us this message?
- 57:10Honestly, I don't think they're dead.
- 57:12The orange substance, they're preserved in reminds me of
- 57:15mosquitoes trapped in Amber and I didn't see any damage to the
- 57:19Jedi bodies. I think there would be blaster.
- 57:22Or lightsaber wounds if they were really dead.
- 57:25This makes it even worse. This is much worse than
- 57:28thinking, that they're dead. And my goodness and this opens
- 57:31up a whole new area of questions if they're not dead.
- 57:36What are they being used for? And if they're alive, are they
- 57:41aware? And who's using them?
- 57:44Is it Vader? Is that the inquisitors?
- 57:47Is that the emperor? These are questions.
- 57:49We may never have answers to and I don't know how I feel about
- 57:53that. Thank you so much for joining us
- 57:56here, on the most things Kenobi podcast.
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- 58:24always.