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86 - S4 Ep 11: The Auction · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Lanai is part of the Oddpods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Cotter is not the show we're watching but hey guys
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  Speaker 3: welcome to online say back.
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  Speaker 4: Oh damn it welcome yeah i guess.
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  Speaker 5: They had to welcome him at one point to then
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  Speaker 5: welcome him back sure so we need a we need
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  Speaker 5: a prequel welcome.
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  Speaker 6: Back welcome cotter it just doesn't have the same ring
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  Speaker 6: to it it could.
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  Speaker 3: Just be like a one-off miniseries like when psych did
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  Speaker 3: a movie They.
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  Speaker 7: Did three movies.
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  Speaker 4: That's a pretty cool series.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking give her a point.
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  Speaker 3: Let's give Kristen a point. She got the answer right again.
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  Speaker 3: You know how some people just take the fun out
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  Speaker 3: of something?
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  Speaker 2: Damn!
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  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's fine. You're fine. It's fine. You had to
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  Speaker 3: mansplain to me. that there were three psych movies, clearly.
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  Speaker 5: Can you mansplain if you're a woman?
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  Speaker 3: Is that possible? She's doing it. Oh, all right.
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  Speaker 6: Let me tell you guys about how this is actually
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  Speaker 6: supposed to work.
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  Speaker 8: See, the men are supposed to tell the women.
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  Speaker 5: About how things actually... Take your penis and sit down.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, is it in, like, a Tupperware container? Why does
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  Speaker 3: he have to take it?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Is it not just attached?
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  Speaker 5: I don't understand those things. They're weird.
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  Speaker 4: They are weird.
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  Speaker 5: All your bits are hanging on the outside. Why don't
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  Speaker 5: you tuck them in like a lady?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We keep ours.
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  Speaker 4: Inside like ladies.
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  Speaker 8: When I'm feeling freaky on a Saturday night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, tuck it in.
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  Speaker 5: You do a Buffalo Bill.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, fuck me. I knew it.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, nothing holds a podcast to a.
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  Speaker 3: A climactic end. A few minutes in.
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  Speaker 5: See you next week.
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  Speaker 3: Like a little puppetry of the penis.
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  Speaker 5: Abby, where's our cheesecake?
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  Speaker 3: Puppetry of the penis.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't that Australian?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was. Purtle went and saw that multiple times.
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  Speaker 8: I got it off Netflix.
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  Speaker 5: I went, well, yes, I want to watch this.
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  Speaker 1: I remember seeing the special about it. I think it
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  Speaker 1: was on HBO's Real Sex or something, but they had
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  Speaker 1: a whole episode about that.
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  Speaker 5: I like how they wore capes.
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  Speaker 4: I never understood how they got away with that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you have to know what you're going into and
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  Speaker 5: not let children in.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's just for funsies. I don't know what public nudity
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  Speaker 5: rules are like in Australia. I don't know how repressed
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  Speaker 5: you are.
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  Speaker 3: I've never.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty repressed.
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  Speaker 3: I've never been a disgraced male comedian, but I imagine
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  Speaker 3: that if Louis C.K. had just joined the cast of
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  Speaker 3: Puppetry of the Penis, he would have gotten.
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  Speaker 4: He'd have an excuse for it.
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  Speaker 5: Look at my Willie.
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  Speaker 4: Dirty, perverted behavior.
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  Speaker 5: But he'd have to be talented enough to, like, make
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  Speaker 5: it look like things.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. Like, people that were close to him
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  Speaker 3: were probably, like, bummed that that happened to him. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I felt sad for him because I have a guy
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  Speaker 3: friend that, like, One year at my birthday party, he
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  Speaker 3: took all his clothes off quietly behind me and we
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  Speaker 3: were all in the pool. It was a pool party
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  Speaker 3: and he slid down into the pool behind me. And
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  Speaker 3: I knew it was him because I knew how many
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  Speaker 3: piercings he had in his dick because Matthew was always
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  Speaker 3: so naked around us at parties. He was like the
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  Speaker 3: party streaking guy that I was like, Matthew, your dick
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  Speaker 3: touched my back. Like I knew who it was. But
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  Speaker 3: I was never mad at him. It wasn't. He was
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  Speaker 3: just like a weird dude that sometimes, you know, partied
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  Speaker 3: too hard. It was never like a sexually aggressive thing.
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  Speaker 3: And so I remember when the Louis C.K. thing first happened,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know. I've seen Matt's dick
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  Speaker 3: like so many times and like almost never in like
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  Speaker 3: a sexually eroticized way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's just some guy friends where you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: there's his dick again.
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  Speaker 3: And so I was like, people close to Louis were
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  Speaker 3: probably like, I've been seeing his years what are these
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  Speaker 3: two bitches mad about but like i still i mean.
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  Speaker 5: I was just seeing it wasn't he playing with he.
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  Speaker 3: Was playing with yeah yeah no no look i'm not
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  Speaker 3: saying he was right i'm just saying like potentially he'd
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  Speaker 3: been allowed to get away with other stuff and felt
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  Speaker 3: like you know like i think some of us you're
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  Speaker 3: saying he was enabled to some extent probably okay like honestly.
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  Speaker 6: I what Can I just say that I've never seen
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  Speaker 6: a female friend's genitals in public.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not a thing. It's not like we have
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  Speaker 5: anything to be.
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  Speaker 4: Like, look.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean, they don't like hang out.
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  Speaker 5: You have to kind of like lift your shirt up.
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  Speaker 8: All I'm saying is like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I skinny dipped at a lot of parties in my
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  Speaker 3: 20s and early 30s.
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  Speaker 5: There's not much to see there. It's just some.
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  Speaker 3: But it was just wobbly. It's just an entranceway. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Unless you're like laying down and folding it open.
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  Speaker 4: I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Holding it.
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  Speaker 3: In my head now, you have the lady from John
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  Speaker 3: Leguizamo's freak's vagina that unrolls the labia and flies away.
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  Speaker 5: And she flaps away. Goodbye.
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  Speaker 4: God damn. This is gone. Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: This one's sideways.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's not really much to look at. Why would
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  Speaker 5: a girl do that? A guy, they could be like, look,
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  Speaker 5: you have to look at my stuff. I mean, girls
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  Speaker 5: will flash people, though. Yeah, boobies, you'll get the boobies.
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  Speaker 8: That's different, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I've recently sent a couple, like, boob pictures. Like, that
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  Speaker 3: just feels, like, fine. Right? But I'm never like, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: Here's my labia. That's a weird... Here's this.
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  Speaker 8: Here's the left one.
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  Speaker 5: Here's the right one.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the tunnel of love. Take a look at it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't... It's a weird thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just saying, like, guys are just.
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  Speaker 3: I had someone send me.
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  Speaker 5: You want to make a guy self-conscious when he whips
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  Speaker 5: it out. Just be like, ooh, is that a new bump?
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  Speaker 5: What is that?
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  Speaker 3: You should get.
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  Speaker 4: That looked at. And I was at a market... Well, no,
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  Speaker 4: not a market front. I... A flashlight? No. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 8: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: Magnifying glass?
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  Speaker 8: Magnifying glass.
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  Speaker 2: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: I think we just played charades.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure what's happening. But what I will say is, wow. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us for a second week.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe they won't do it again.
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  Speaker 3: No, you are not the problem. Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 8: If I need to stop, you just tell me to
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  Speaker 8: shut up.
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  Speaker 5: I'm enjoying it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm having a wonderful time.
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  Speaker 5: And again, the accent really helps. Whereas somebody else, you'd
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  Speaker 5: be like, don't be a dick. You look at him
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  Speaker 5: and go, oh, it's so cute.
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  Speaker 3: As guests go, you're on the higher end. You're at
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  Speaker 3: the top end of sexiness for guests, too.
• 7:40
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you about rating guests.
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  Speaker 3: Say we like him better but i made it clear
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  Speaker 3: that he's flirting he's very attractive.
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  Speaker 5: This is your non-sexual throuple whatever yeah does the hair
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  Speaker 5: do anything for you yes does your downstairs match your
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  Speaker 5: upstairs when you.
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  Speaker 3: Pull it like that then yes yes sorry it's fine
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  Speaker 3: jesus i was trying to We got very dirty on
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  Speaker 3: this one. Ship back on the rails, but I just.
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  Speaker 5: Ship back on the train.
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  Speaker 8: Get that ship back on the rails.
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  Speaker 4: That's going to be a new, like, match or something.
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  Speaker 5: Pony back in the airplane.
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  Speaker 4: That ship has floated out to sea.
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  Speaker 8: Get this ship back on the rails.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I can't. I just need a second. Okay, so.
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  Speaker 4: We're here.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, that got me. We're here to watch the Golden
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  Speaker 3: Girls and talk about it. Oh, yeah. Let's do that.
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  Speaker 4: Is that what we're doing here?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I thought we were just playing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're going to play shooey later. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Show our genitals to each other.
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  Speaker 7: Where's Purtle?
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  Speaker 5: She's good at that.
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  Speaker 3: Labia.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, this is really turning into a party.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know it was going to go like this.
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  Speaker 5: This is season four, episode 11. That's okay. Season four,
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  Speaker 5: episode 11 is called The Auction. Original air date was
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  Speaker 5: January 14th, 1989, directed by Terry Hughes, written by Eric Cohen.
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  Speaker 5: Timmy and Kristen, what will The Auction be about?
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  Speaker 1: It's a museum fundraiser, and it's a bachelor auction, and
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  Speaker 1: all the ladies are bidding for the same guy.
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  Speaker 5: They do love to do their fundraiser.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What do you think, Timmy?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah. I like that guess. I like
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  Speaker 4: that guess.
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  Speaker 5: Say your thoughts out loud.
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  Speaker 4: I can't. I can't.
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  Speaker 8: It's a podcast. Use your words.
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  Speaker 4: Use your words.
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  Speaker 5: You can feel free to make something up. It doesn't
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  Speaker 5: have to be accurate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It can be anything.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have, you don't get points for this. The
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  Speaker 5: more outlandish, the better.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: So, um, they buy a house and add an option.
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  Speaker 5: They buy a house.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Add an option. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: That is an answer. Now, who will be the villain
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  Speaker 5: that Aaron has to prove?
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  Speaker 3: I like at the end that he was just like,
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  Speaker 3: it's shit. There's no point.
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  Speaker 4: I'm ashamed.
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  Speaker 6: I'm ashamed that I should have come up with something
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  Speaker 6: better than that, but I had nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I was like flailing like a ship on the rails.
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  Speaker 4: That's funny.
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  Speaker 5: They auction off a ship.
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  Speaker 3: On the rails.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: I guess it would be like a crazy ship versus
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  Speaker 3: a ship of dreams, right? Because it's going off the
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  Speaker 3: rails like a crazy ship.
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  Speaker 5: Going off the rails. Who's our villain?
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  Speaker 3: Like a crazy ship. It's Aaron currently. If you guys
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  Speaker 3: want to come up with one of the girls, that'd
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  Speaker 3: be great.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like this is even.
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  Speaker 8: It's so vague, it.
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  Speaker 1: Could be any of the four.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Gotta pick one.
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  Speaker 4: I want to go with... What's the... I always forget
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  Speaker 4: her name. The mother.
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  Speaker 7: Sophia.
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  Speaker 4: Sophia. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Okay. Let's do Sophia. We haven't done her in a while.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: Almost never. People really don't like to pick on old ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because she's usually so snarky, it's easy to make
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  Speaker 1: her the villain.
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  Speaker 7: But sometimes not.
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  Speaker 5: Like when she has pneumonia.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember enough about this episode, which is wild,
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  Speaker 3: because I literally just watched this last night.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say, you just watched this.
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  Speaker 3: But, like, I don't remember enough about, like, Sophia's interaction,
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  Speaker 3: I guess. I'm trying to, like, think about if this
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  Speaker 3: is hurting me or helping me.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we'll find out.
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  Speaker 4: Cut to her not even being in the episode.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 8: Villain.
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  Speaker 5: She didn't show up.
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  Speaker 3: Villain. Ruined my episode.
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  Speaker 8: What a cunt.
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  Speaker 3: Well, guys. Well, guys, you've heard it here. Cunt is
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: the official new word of On Lil and I, apparently.
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  Speaker 3: So that's Cunty Cougars. And we'll be back after these messages.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, welcome back.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, you made it back on the other side.
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  Speaker 3: I thought for sure you were going to come in
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  Speaker 3: with a Cotter joke as I said welcome back.
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  Speaker 4: It's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, hey guys.
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  Speaker 5: Hey. What did you guys think of this episode?
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  Speaker 7: It was fun. Sophia was on point this episode.
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  Speaker 4: Strong. Strong Sophia game. Lots of quips.
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  Speaker 3: My girl's so funny in this one.
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  Speaker 1: Even Rose had a couple good quips in this episode.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she did.
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  Speaker 5: She didn't sleep well.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: There might even be a question about that. Just saying.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, sorry. Yeah, it's definitely a solid one.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I thought it was great. I have a little
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  Speaker 3: quiz if you guys are ready for that.
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  Speaker 8: Because I'm going to get one point.
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  Speaker 7: You're going to win this one.
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  Speaker 8: No, I'm not going to win it, but.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just... I want one legitimate point instead of
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  Speaker 4: a snaky point.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, yelling syphilis at me is not
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  Speaker 3: going to get you a point this time. The sheer panic.
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  Speaker 3: The sheer panic. I was like, I don't understand. Herpes.
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  Speaker 5: Give him a point.
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  Speaker 3: That was a desperate cry for help.
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  Speaker 4: Oh shit okay genital warts.
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  Speaker 3: No you you literally just you killed that you personally
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  Speaker 3: killed that.
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  Speaker 8: With genital warts i took it too far.
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  Speaker 3: Genital warts apparently i'm not sure how dare you.
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  Speaker 5: That's not funny no that was amazing hunt is fine
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: but genital warts is not.
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  Speaker 2: Fine drawing the line genital warts oh.
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  Speaker 3: Shit okay all right um fuck let's get into this
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  Speaker 3: quiz guys I'm going to share the screen. I forgot
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  Speaker 3: to do that. So really quickly, just so that we
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  Speaker 3: can make sure we get our sound effects so you
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  Speaker 3: guys at home can hear us doing the stuff. And
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  Speaker 3: for you at home who've never heard this before, if
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  Speaker 3: Gina leaves this in, let's go ahead and let's see
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  Speaker 3: what that buzzer sounds like. Sounds like nothing. Let's try that.
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  Speaker 5: The exact same it's going to sound every time after
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  Speaker 5: we buzz it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I know.
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  Speaker 5: But now you know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we've had tech issues with this the last couple
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  Speaker 3: of weeks. And so I forgot to check before we
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  Speaker 3: started recording. And I thought, what a fun way for
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  Speaker 3: our audience to look behind the curtain and see the
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  Speaker 3: Wizard of Oz making the mechanics happen.
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  Speaker 7: Now she's the wizard.
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  Speaker 4: Here's my buzzer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry. That's not going to register on our
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  Speaker 3: official timekeeping buzzer. First question, everyone, is in the game.
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  Speaker 3: Resetting the buzzer has happened. What can Rose be with
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  Speaker 3: only three hours of sleep? Kristen. And then if Kristen
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  Speaker 3: doesn't have it, just so we're clear, the next person
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  Speaker 3: that would get to answer is Gina won't win. But Kristen,
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  Speaker 3: you were first. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 7: As bitchy as you. As bitchy as Dorothy.
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  Speaker 3: As bitchy as Dorothy, yes, that is correct.
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  Speaker 5: So my name is now accurate.
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  Speaker 4: No!
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  Speaker 3: Wait, I think this is the time in the game
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  Speaker 3: that Kristen would love to give the score.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Erin has zero points.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, why am I alone for that? That's fucked up. Alright,
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  Speaker 3: Erin has zero.
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  Speaker 7: I have one.
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  Speaker 5: Individualizing. But mostly Aaron has none.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Aaron has the least.
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  Speaker 5: The least of the none. The least none. The least none.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool. That's cool. I'm going to reset the buzzers, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: This next question is a no stump bonus. And it's
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: a no stump bonus only because while this is asked
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: and answered before, I'm going to guess you fucks didn't
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: remember this. So what brand of nail polish does Blanche
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: have in her hand at the beginning of the episode?
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: So long ago.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Maybelline.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: No, it's not Maybelline. But God, I almost want to
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: give him a point for knowing an American cosmetics company name.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: But they have Maybelline all over. No, you didn't even
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: buzz in. I know. No one gets the point. But
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: if Kristen hadn't done it the way she did it.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying one.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: It is Revlon. It was actually a Revlon bottle. Oh,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I was just joking.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: I had no idea.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're not getting a point. You didn't buzz in.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: That's why I didn't buzz in.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: I'm just throwing a name out of my ass.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: It's okay.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: It really was. Yeah, it was Revlon. Do you keep.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Names in your ass?
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Sometimes.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: That's so weird.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I don't keep names in my ass. That's where I
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: keep poop.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: So the- Poop. Not like a fun side project. I mean,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: that's just where the poop is.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Why do you keep it?
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Let's just get rid of it. What do you have
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: to feed it?
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: You usually just drop it off somewhere.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I hate everybody.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Do you name them?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, point keeper, I'd like to deduct three points
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: from everybody right now. No, no, it's fine. Okay, yeah,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: so great. No one gets that point. Let's move on.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. What item gets knocked out of Ed Rosen's
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: hands when the ceiling caves in in Blanche's bedroom? That's
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: going to go to Gina.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: She buzzed so I panic buzzed.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: Yep, it's Gina.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: The Zorro mask.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Yes. Damn it, I wrote that down too.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, you didn't even buzz in. Is this a Jom situation?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Did you press the button?
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: No, I did not press that.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's not.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: A John Cena.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: I didn't have enough connection to put that.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Well, it's almost 4 a.m.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: For him. I just wrote down Zari Mask. I had
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: no idea what that was for.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: It's fine.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: It's probably past his bedtime. Yeah, this is early days.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It is nearly 4 o'clock in the morning.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: He's very kind. It's very late for him.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: In fact.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: If you ever want to interview me again, or if
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: you ever want to hang out again, we'll do it
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: at like 2 a.m. My time is paid back.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we should.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, cash that shit.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Well, cash this. It's our next question.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, shit outside.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Who fueled Rose's love of mimes?
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Dad.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Gina won't win.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Are you answering before you got called on?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: I won.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: I thought I got it.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Her uncle, Gustav. Would you like me to keep going?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: If you want to, yeah. I actually assumed Kristen would
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: get this, so I left it vague. She likes to
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: tell the whole story. Yeah, a coal mimer.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Mimer.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: He had a bad back.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Because he had to pretend to work to keep the benefits.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Or just somebody who quiet quit, is what we call
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: it now.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that's what that's called.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: All right. Quiet.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, good job. Good job.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Do you not know that term, Timmy?
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: No, no, yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: I just, yeah, I do know it, but it's a
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: good one.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: It's time for another good one. Another good question. The portrait,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: as it turns out, is upside down, and those weren't noses.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: But what were they? What?
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: I'm beating her on the buzzer? What's happening right now?
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm supposed to ask her if
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: she's okay or if she's howling.
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: I'm fine.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Do you have words in your butt prohibiting you from buzzing?
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Gina's going fast.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Okay. So what was the answer, Gina?
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Well, the way Dorothy reacts, it's implied that they're wieners.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So he has three wings.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is the quintessential B-R-3.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: He might be a Klingon.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Response. She has done that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: It's rumored they have multiple.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: All right. No, B uses that whoa a lot.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You do it better. I can't even do it.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: It's almost like it's disgusted, but it's like you're impressed too,
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: but you're like, I'm not putting that thing in me.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: I can't help you, sir. You'll have to find someone else.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Maybe there's a mattress you can cut a hole in.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: You can't win. And neither can Blanche. When she says
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: they can't use her cabana towel. Because why?
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Kristen.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: We brought Skippy home in the hospital in that towel.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And was she telling the.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Truth, y'all? No. No.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: She was lying.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Caught by the school teacher. She knows when people lie.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: And she knows her friend's a whore.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Every time I've ever seen that episode, up until this viewing,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: that joke catches me off guard. I forget about it.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: And I think we're having this sweet moment every time.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: And then I'm like, fucking slut. This time, whatever number
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: it is I've now seen this episode, I did not
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: do that. I just was like, huh.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Give me the towel, Blanche. Yeah.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: That was a fun little look at my sad life.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: All right. Who is the miserable patient that Sophia is
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: talking about? And how long does she say he has
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: left to live?
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: You didn't let me finish the question. And just for
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the fact that you're saying Father Flanagan, I don't even
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: know what that has to do with this. So we're
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: going to go to the next person who's Kristen.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: We're watching a different episode.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: The camel, and he has two weeks.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's the correct answer.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Father Flanagan was his roommate. I'm trying to help Timmy.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: There was a Father Flanagan in the episode, but I
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: don't know what it had to do with.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: That was one of the answers that you were going
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: to ask about.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you sent him the answers. He got off on
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: your answer key.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. This is like when you get off on
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: the Scantron and you fail.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I could be delusional at this point.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed. I want to start Forcing our people on
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: the show to wake up at ungodly hours to do
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: a show in the middle of the night.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Wake up. I haven't been to sleep yet.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: He just stayed up.
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, my gosh.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: What if we did, like, Bicoastal Biatch's 2.0, but it was, like,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Bicoastal Biatch's breakfast, but we woke people up?
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's put a pin in that.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Are you normally a night owl?
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Circle back to it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, but not, not, not, not this morning. Okay.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: I can't even get you out of here.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: I appreciate it.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: We appreciate you.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: And you know what? Sophia jokes about what people appreciated Attica.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: What is that? Timmy.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Yes. Yes. Yes. Penis facilities.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Good work, Tammy.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I've never seen a guest more excited to get a
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: first point. He officially legitimately earned a point.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: I actually did.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: I love it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: That was all I ever wanted in life.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: You got to do the breakfast club thing Aaron did
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: last week. Have you seen that movie?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I can't think of it right now because I'm so tired.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: He puts his fist up at the end of the
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: movie in celebration.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I offered to give Aaron an earring
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: and he was like, get that shit out of here.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Thanks for the better response.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Can I just.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Is this an acceptance speech?
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: No, no, no. I just.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I just can't deal with the fact.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: That you use the same exact word for Aaron as
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: you do for Aaron.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I hate it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Can you say it both for us?
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: Aaron and Aaron.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Wait, which one's which?
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: E is for Aaron.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: A is for Aaron.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Aaron.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Aaron.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we always have to try to be like Aaron.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Aaron, Aaron. Aaron. I can't tell. Or Aaron.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about Aaron earlier and you
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: were talking about Aaron and I was like so confused.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Sometimes I'll just say boy Aaron.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute. Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: Aaron.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Bridget from Long Island taught us.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Aaron. Aaron.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Aaron.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Aaron.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Aaron. You're just Aaron.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: E.T.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: On the E.T. Radio Universal Studios used to go, Aaron.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Because apparently when you tell a computer to like.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Thanks. That was Universal Studios. So actually, I haven't. Way
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: to fuck that up.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Duh.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Alright.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Let's just go. Where does today's Picture It story take place? Kristen.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Sardinia.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Do you know the year? If you want to give
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: it to me, you can. I don't ask about it. 1932.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: That's your point. You earned that. Good job. Do you
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: know that I hear myself saying that to you guys
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: now all the time? And that's what I do at
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: work for facilitating. When we do a knowledge check and
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, everybody, what's the benefit of this thing?
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: And they get it. And I'm like, all right, good job.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: You did it. Let's take a look at our next thing.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: What heading does a great story about a monkey and
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: a Moroccan come under? Gina won't win. Lust.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: It's really more into lust.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: That was one of the best picture it stories she's
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: ever told because it had nothing to do with anything.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: It was so fucking crazy.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: I love when she struggles. She said that before.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I don't have a story for this.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, next question. How much do the girls end up
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: paying for the painting? Kristen.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: $ 9, 000.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: Correct.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: I know. You almost had it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: Almost.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: It's okay.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: Next question.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: This one, everyone should buzz in quickly. What happens to Jasper?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I said everyone should buzz in quickly, and not a
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: single fucking one except Gina buzzed in. I don't know
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: if you understand the word everyone.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: It's okay.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Gina, go ahead.
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: I wasn't sure if you were done with the sentence.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: He got blood from a rare blood type, which Sophia
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: happened to have, so he made a recovery.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Yep. Okay.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Point Gina.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I apparently also shouldn't work on the suicide hotline because.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: No one believes me when I say buzz quickly.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: I like how I did it and she goes, nobody
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: did it.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Well, no, no, no.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: You did.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: You did it. But when I said everyone will need
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: to buzz quickly on this and I stopped talking and
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: no one else did, I didn't know what to do.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: My brain was like, no one but Gina heard me.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Did you guys not know it or did you?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: No, they thought I wasn't done talking. I wasn't clear enough,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: and when I said, everyone's going to want to buzz
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: in quickly.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: The way the sentence ended, I thought it was a pause.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: It's okay.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: I'm just delusional at this point.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: It's okay.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: It's okay.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: You're... like our Pam Anderson on Tool Time, right? You're
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: our eye candy today for an audible show.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Everybody know what time it is? I will take that.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: You're eye candy for an audio-only podcast.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Listen to how sexy he is.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: I'm being sexy. Bye. Wow.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: What does Sophia tell herself every week after watching 30-something? Kristen.
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: That she shouldn't watch it because it gives her a headache?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: No, but that's close. That might be like a point
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: if Gina doesn't know the real answer.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Wasn't it that she doesn't get it?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: No.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I think we're going to give Kristen the point because
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: she did say that after it. But the initial sentiment
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: was if you stare at it long enough, it almost
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: looks good. Got it. But I'm giving Kristen that point.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Because she did immediately after that say, I don't know,
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: it still gives me a headache.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: So, okay. Last question. Let me reset the buzzer.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: This one.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Last chance, Timmy.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I can't wait.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: What is the final deal offered for the roof?
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: She took a breath in, so it gets confusing.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: You mean by Sophia?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: What is the final deal, or what is the final
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: offer for the roof? That we hear. Yeah, the last
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: that we hear.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: Not the deal, but the final offer.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Is the painting... And a five-year warranty. I'm sorry, the roof,
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: the painting, the five-year warranty, and $ 3, 000 cash because he
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: pissed her off.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Okay. That's okay. Well, the question as I wrote it was,
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: what is the final deal for the roof?
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: Oh, deal.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: But that's just the final deal we hear. So I
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: see how that was confusing to you all.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: There's pistachios.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: No, that was.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: She said $ 2, 500 in pistachios.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: She was being sarcastic.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: That's right. I do like that Tamei remembered that minute detail.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: So let's give him a bonus point.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Okay. We're going to call this the late hour bonus point.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Hooray.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: The final total?
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: I'd love to hear the final total. And I bet
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: you would love to give the final total this time.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: I would.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Erin has zero.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Timmy has two.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: And we have a draw.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Kristen and Gina each have six.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: How hard I battle, I can get a tie. I
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: know I would beat her.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: I was close.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: You were very close.
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: Have you ever won, Gina?
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: I've won twice. I think I've tied like four times.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: That's okay.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're not going to ever get it because
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: I'm still trying to finish the award for James.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: No, I can't.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: But we might have to send Timmy a most improved
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: player award because you got 100% more points this episode
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: than your first episode.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Good job, buddy.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: 200% more legitimate points.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Not just for being funny.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. That's true.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Maybe you weren't as funny this episode, and that's why
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: you couldn't get points.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I definitely wasn't.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Definitely wasn't.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: You were. You were.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Shut up. All right.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Do you have some trivia for us, madam?
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: I got to wake up.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Trivia.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Tony Stedman played Jasper de Kimmel. He played Socrates in
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Bill and Ted, you'll recall.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: I'll call him Socrates, because then you'll remember him easier.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Michael McManus was Sid LaBasse. He was in Police Academy 4.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: What's a better movie? Police Academy 4 or Beastmaster 2?
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen either. We'll have to watch them back
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: to back and find out. I'm going to go Police
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Academy probably. Colin Hamilton played the auctioneer. He was on
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: the show Dark Shadows. Renata Scott was a woman. She
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: was in Star Trek Next Gen as an admiral. I
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: love to shout those out. Derek Loughran was the mime.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: He also played a mime on Night Court. So more
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: typecasting as we've discussed.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Dorothy.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, strapping. Dorothy references a Twinkie. This is a reference
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: to Dan White who in 1978... killed the San Francisco mayor,
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: George Mascone, and Harvey Milk, the urban legend around his
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: defense in court became known as the Twinkie Defense because
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: they supposedly said eating sweets led to his depression. This
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: was all in reference to a joke of Rose eating
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: junk before bed. So that was a deep cut.
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: So I looked up while we were talking or watching
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: A Cost of a New Roof in Miami Today. says
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: between 14 and 26,000. So, I mean, that's quite a range.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: We talked about non-representational art, and that does not show
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: real-world objects, places, or people, only colors, shapes, lines, and textures.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: So it's different than abstract art. I just want to note,
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: Seinfeld did a very similar story line With the junior
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: mint that went in the guy that was dating Elaine.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: So then George brought a painting thinking he'd die, but
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: then he pulled through. Do you guys remember that one?
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, they were watching the show. They were watching like
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: in the surgery theater or something, right? And the junior
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: mint fell on the guy. I do remember that.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: And George is like, oh, if he dies, this painting
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: will be worth money.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: This came before that, right?
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Because this was 89. This came four years before.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Sophia mentioned Prime Minister Botha was a South African Prime
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Minister from 1978 to 1984 he was known as like
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: the crocodile he had a hard line stance on things
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: and then 30 something was a drama that lasted four
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: seasons I never saw it.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: We talk about 30-something a lot on this show. And
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: by we, I mean the Golden Girls talk about it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: And so then we also then talk about it.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: We like to take swipes at other shows.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they shit on, I would say, top tier list
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: is that they shit on 30-something. I think we hear
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: the most shade about that. They've had at least two
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: different world jokes.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: They mentioned the Cosby show.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: And they mentioned the Cosby show. They shit on Designing
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Women last week.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Designing Women, yep.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, you can tell which shows the writers
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: wanted to pick on or maybe what was doing better
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: in the ratings at the time, definitely. But what I
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: think is really interesting is that, Tim, your wife Cindy's
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: favorite show to put on and just watch whenever is
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: actually Sophia's favorite show and the reason she wanted to
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: get a colored television show. was to watch MASH and
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: then wanted a television at all. And so I just
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: think that's it. We talked a little bit about that
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: between shows, I think, or before we even recorded, but
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I think it is fascinating that Cindy watches the same
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: show as an 88-year-old woman who had a stroke.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: What are you trying to imply?
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not implying that.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Not only does she, like, it's her favorite show, we literally,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: her 40th birthday was a MASH theme party and everyone.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Dressed up as characters.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, fun.
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: And I had three costume changes.
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: And the first one was me in white scrubs with
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: blood all over me, which.
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: They never got that graphic in the actual show.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it was more fun to do that.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Then I had a Hawkeye costume with the floral shirt,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: the hat, and the dressing gown, which I still use
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: to this day.
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: And then under that, we had a live band in
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: our backyard.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: This is a cool story.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: And they were playing, I can't remember what the song was,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: but it was something a little bit sexy, like....
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what it was. God damn it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: But I had a slinky flamenco dress on underneath because
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: no one else did Klinger.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Klinger. It was like red frills and like form fitting.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: And yeah, my brothers were very disgusted.
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: But I had a great time.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Your neighbors weren't thrilled about a live band.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: He's got like a fucking lake and like.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: Dozens of giraffes this was before we moved to that
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: place so this was in suburbia uh and yeah we
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: had the cops called.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: But we did warn people first. We kind of said,
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: there's going to be a bit of music.
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: That's not the same as there's going to be a
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: live band.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's different.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: It wasn't late, but yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Thankfully, Cindy was not drinking that night, and so when
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: the cops.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Came, she answered the door. She didn't drink on her birthday?
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: She did, but she can hold her liquor. It's really disgusting.
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: She just doesn't.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: And so she talked to the cops and they're like,
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: it's your birthday and you're not even drunk.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: It's yeah. She, she does not.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Well, she goes from, from zero to.
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: Like vomiting for 24 hours.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: So she can drink a lot.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: And then there's this no line where she knows, okay,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I need to stop. She just keeps going, going, going, going, going.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: And then she's, And I bet that she loves that
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: we're talking about this too.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: I also love how Australians downplay things. We told them
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: there'd be a bit of music.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Well, so wait, and there's more six degrees of separation here.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: We're going to call this the multiple mash mix-ups. My
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: need for alliteration is there. So in 2006, I worked
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: in a maze at Not Scary Farm. It was my
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: last year. I had to do a maze. I was
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: in finals for college. I just was like, whatever, fine.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: It was called Terror Vision 3D. It was a black
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: light 3D neon maze. And I was in the I
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Love Lucy room.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: I was Ethel.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: And next to the I Love Lucy room was the
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: MASH room. Where there was a Hawkeye and a Klinger.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: And then some, like, cut-out bodies, obviously, that they were murdering.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: And our I Love Lucy music was annoying, but I
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: learned to tune it out. But when I tell you
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: that I had to listen to a heavy metal rendition
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: of Suicide is Painless over and over and over again
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: for the MASH theme, that, like, it drowned. I.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I liked MASH more after that, like, 30 days of
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: that event. Because I was like, this theme song's cool.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: The guys that are in this room are cool. So, yeah,
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: MASH is life, guys.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: It is a fantastic show. If you haven't ever watched it,
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: you should. It still holds up.
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: The characters, the comedy, yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Join me in SENS when we start our new MASH podcast.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: You might be the only way you get her on
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: a podcast is to talk about MASH.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I have a gift for that. We'll figure that out. Alright. Fuck,
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: I gotta do the villain still. I forgot that Sophia
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: was actually the horrible villain of all things. I was like,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I don't remember much about... We went into this and
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't remember a lot about this.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: I just remember Sophia being funny, but I forgot she
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: fucking saves the guy's life. She's the rare blood type
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: that makes that painting worthless to anyone except their roof guy.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, she does kind
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: of redeem herself, right? She's like, I'm going to get
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: us some spending cash.
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: She kind of fucked it for me, really.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Right up until that point, she was the villain of
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: the whole thing. And then right at the end, she
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: comes in.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: She's still the villain. I did take a couple notes
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: early on because I forgot about the blood draw thing.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: But I She calls Sophia, or I'm sorry, Sophia calls
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Dorothy ugly. And then when Dorothy's like, can you stop
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: telling me how ugly I am? She says, well, you're
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: prettier than that lady. And she points out a man.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Then she mocks the mime. And that's fine, right? That's
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: a noble cause to try to break. It's like people
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: who go up to the guards in England and try
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: to get them to smile. It's fun. That's a fun
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: game you might want to play once in your life. However,
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: she doesn't get a rise out of them. Just the PSA.
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: Sorry, just the PSA there.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Don't fuck with those guys. They are legit and they
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: will fuck you up.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Mimes or the British Guards?
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: No, no, the British Soldiers.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: Don't do what Aaron said and go fuck with them.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Those guys will fuck you up.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: We release liability if you act like an idiot. It's
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: not our problem. Also, I want to just say, I
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: don't recommend it, but that's a thing people talk about doing.
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: I love how they scream it up.
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: Don't touch the horse.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Absolutely. Mimes.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Don't fuck with mimes.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: It's super funny to fuck with mimes.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Don't fuck with mimes.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: But no, but so she mocks the mime and then she,
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: because he won't like play along with her, she tells
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: him his flies down and it's fine, right? Like you
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: embarrassed him, but you embarrassed him at a time where he,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: when he looked down, he fell off a platform and
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: could have hurt himself. You caused physical harm to someone
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: just trying to do their art.
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: And that was pretty shitty.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, there was still a lot of villainous qualities
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: to her.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: That encouraged Rose to fuck with other people.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: She's rubbing off.
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Well. That's.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: Well done, Erin. Yay.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Good work, Erin.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I was sad that. Because very often we watch an
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: episode and we're like. And then Gina's like. They got
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: nominated for an Emmy. And so we were watching and
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, I hope Sophia got nominated for an
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Emmy for this one because she did a lot of
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: really good comedy work. And no, she did not. You
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: know what doesn't suck?
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: An Emmy of our hearts.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: What doesn't suck, Erin?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: I was going to say our guest doesn't suck and
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: ask him if there's anything he wanted to plug or anything.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: You know, he wanted to tell people where to find
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: him online.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Um, well, uh, again, the, uh, the podcast, uh, your story,
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: our story.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Um, if you want to find me on Instagram, uh, I, it's,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I am, I think I'm just checking my handle.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: I am dead man, which goes along with the whole
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: fixing dancing. So I am dent D N T M
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: I N.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Um, yeah, I don't post much on there.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Is that like, I am iron man. Iron Dent Man.
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was before, actually pre-Iron Man, actually.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, the.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Ozzy Osbourne song. You were not pre-that.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: No, you're right.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: I am Iron Man.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: No, it was... I.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Was going to say, how old are you?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Do you know that I thought you just had this
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: weird obsession with Harvey Dent for the longest time? Until
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: I got to know you better, I was.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Like, the fuck is this man?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: He's such a nerd that he's like.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Was like, Harvey Dent, man? What is happening right now?
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: But then I got to know you as a human
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: being and I was like, that makes a lot more sense.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I guess it would be confusing to people
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: who don't know me that well.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Who's that into Harvey Dent?
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: I am a Dent man.
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: I mean, I am a big Batman fan.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: He is probably my favorite.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: You do love Batman.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: I do, yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: But the confusion shouldn't have been there. I probably just
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: should have cared what you did for a living earlier.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Clayface man, come on.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: That new Clayface movie looks fucking sick.
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: I'm excited for that.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man. I'm stoked for that. Very cool.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Well, where can they find us, Kristen?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: You can find us across all socials at onlonipod. And
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you can also email us at onlonipod at gmail.com. We
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: would love to hear from you.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is me.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Yes, Abby, hello.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I got the cheesecake and I put it
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: in the shoe. That's what you wanted, right? You wanted
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: your cheesecake in the shoe.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: No. No.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's Australian. That's an Australia thing, right?
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Whose shoe did you put it in?
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: I put it in my mom's shoe.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's fine.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't want.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: I hope it's one of the ones she's going out
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: tonight in.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I put it in your brand new shoes you
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: like with the paralog or filled kitty on it. You
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: put it in a slide? It's just a plate. So
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: this shoe is a plate.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: I mean i'm just trying to think of the logistics
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: of like.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Cheesecake out of a shoe how do.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: You drink that drinking a cheesecake out.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Of it i mean she's a dog she's a dog
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: so i mean look yeah that's you.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Can't drink cheesecake unless you use a blender.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: The fact that she's talking at all is fucking miraculous
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: but a.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Miracle you're the first guest to.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Be astounded we're not making enough of this the fact
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: that it's.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Just accepted widely to me yeah just.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah i guess i'm late to this party uh.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Well it is 4 a.m uh yeah.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah i mean to be.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Fair to you yeah abby's fame has grown exponentially since
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: i think even just the last time we've talked she's
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: been on every show i've ever been on which is
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: weird yeah.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: I'm a to be so so late to this uh
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: phenomenon don't
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Be it's on its way out probably all right kids
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: all right we'll catch you next time bye bye guys