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RHONY: Soft Láunche · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling Drama Darling Drama Darling. Hello everyone, welcome back. It is
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Drama Darling. I'm Amy Phillips. Joining me today is Emily Teresa's hi,
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Emily, how are you? Hello? I am good? How are you?
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How are you? I am great. I am fresh off of just
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a quick little video that I did of Chris Jenner. So if you follow
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me at meet Amy Phillips on Instagram, it's over there. You know,
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I don't know if you all saw this, but this morning, you know,
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I pop open the social media as we do, and Chris Jenner or
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maybe I saw this yesterday anyway, Yeah, it was yesterday. So Chris
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Jenner posted this very strange video where it was like her, you know,
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posing and just showing off her glam work. But it was a video,
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it wasn't just a picture and she's moving around and then she's got audio on
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top of it from the Kardashians and it was and then her facial expressions.
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People were, you can pat sick. Filter gate. The people were commenting
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on they were saying, she looks like an AI. That's where a few
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people that's what it was. Okay, yeah, filter gate, yes,
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okay, So I was like, I have the christ Janner Wig, I
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have the earrings. I even have the polka dot shirt she's wearing or a
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similar polka dot shirt she's wearing in the video. So I decided to just
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quickly do a video. So that's up. I did a couple of them
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just for the hell of it. You know, you got to keep that
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social media brand up and running, baby. Yeah, So check that out.
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Also, if you are not subscribed to my Patreon, check that out.
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It is patreon dot com. Back slash Drama Darling and Emily and I
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also Deana Chang, h Angela Quintana. We are, you know, recapping
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stuff every day. Emily is checking in, She's punching the clock constantly.
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She's even out of the she's even out of Los Angeles. She's chiming in
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from the East coast. Thank you for that. You're showing up. You're
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really showing up like a bachelorette. I'm coast to coast, Amy Phillips,
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you are coast to coast. I report from every coast to you. And
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also I just released a new bonus episode late last night of the Bethany rachel
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Interview where I give my thoughts on it, and I also talk about the
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reality reckoning and what Bethany's cause and her movement about that. And I had
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opened up my really hot hotline which is UH which is great for drama Darling,
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where you can leave your voice messages on any of the shows and I
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can potentially put them in the show. But people left a lot of messages
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about this, and so it's basically my thought, your calls and your thoughts.
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So that's available on my Patreon right now. And today we're doing New
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York. Hey, baby, we're doing New York. Yes. So before
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we get into that, I just have to remind you that you can go
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cross and a lot of eyes to dot, so bear with me. But
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yes, super excited to have that announcement. The official announcement coming very very
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soon. So Emily, before we get into New York, let's talk about
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dish serving dish. Okay, Well, first off, I don't know if
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you saw this, Emily, but a TMZ page six, everyone is reporting
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that, you know, Kim Zolciak. There's a picture of her and she
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looks totally distressed. She's not wearing her wedding ring, and you know,
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for the second time after they've he's now filed for divorce from and he she's
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out. The paps caught her on the phone on Saturday, and she looks
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just completely, as they say, worn out emotionally, they say. Zolciak,
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who was making her way into a church service wearing sweatpants at a crop
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top, could be seen rubbing her eyebrow in a distressed manner as she closed
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her eyes and continued what appeared to be a stressful phone call. She also
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hits some streaking news news breaking news, what what? What is X?
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Kim Zolciak still wearing ring despite divorce getting back with Croy just within the hour.
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Are you kidding me? Okay? So this was Saturday breaking breaking news?
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What? Okay? Wow, good job Emily really from getting that see
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you get the news faster on the East coast. We really do. It's
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three hours ahead here. I just looked at this before we got on and
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I was like, uh, I didn't know the story that you were reading.
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Oh my gosh. I was like, I thought DMC said she's still
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wearing it. So TMZ, yeah, you're right. Okay, Now I
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see in my Google I've got Kim Zelciak five hours ago. Uh. Page
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six reported that she looked distressed, and then TMZ one hour ago is still
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wearing her wedding ring, and wow, getting back with Croy is the question
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mark. This is such a roller coaster, was she? I mean talk
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about wow, talk about night and day. She's all glammed up and she's
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with Brielle and they're at the air well. Listen, if you want to
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be photographed, you go to the airport. She's probably not even going anywhere.
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She's like, real, we just got to pack an empty suitcase and
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get, you know, photograph about the paps. I got to put my
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wind rings on because the ring does mean a thing. Well, that ring
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should be sold because it's worth it a lot. It looks like if it's
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real, it's huge. It is enormous. Wow, that can't be real.
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I would have sold that day one stone, Like as a couple,
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I would have been like, we need to sell this. We'll know Croy
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it, says. Kim says she already knew that Kroy was going to file
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again, but indicates she's not really worried about it and that perhaps he he'll
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pull the docs. Yeah, I'm not worried about She's never bothered Emily,
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like she she what Amy, she already knew. Sorry, it's in Atlanta.
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You have to do that. I have to do it, you have
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to do it. Wow. So they asked her, yeah, if they're
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donezo and she said, you know who knows haters. Yeah, it's like
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she just water off a duck's back. I don't know why they haven't collectively
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just open and only fans, just Kroi's bass just doing only fans for Kroys.
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But I actually can't believe, Uh, Briella whatever, Riella, briellalla,
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Ariolah, Ariola. I didn't mean that, but you know what I
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mean. Yeah, I can't believe her kids. Yeah, the older kids,
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right, yeah, well are they well, certainly Brielle is old enough.
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Yeah, Well, I think they're both. I think they are.
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You're right, You're right. I mean then she's got like the younger one.
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Oh right, that's must be why, that must be why. In
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other news it says, you know this is coming from Love b Scott that
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the Real Housewives of Atlanta is going to get a complete reboot. Interesting.
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I personally didn't think it needed it. But okay, I guess I'm alone
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on that. I no, I crickets, No, I'm I'm just brushing
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my Chris Jenner wig right now, that's all. I just took it right
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off. I do have. As Emily had pointed out before, are you
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going to explain to the listeners in case they're watching this on the Patreon that
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you have christ Jender eyes very smoky? Yeah, it's very striking. It's
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a very striking eye for ten am on a weekday. I took off the
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eyebrows. I took off the darker eyebrows so I didn't terrify you. You're
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Derresa's eyebrows? You took them off? Well, they just look weird on
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me when they're fake with my blonde hair. I would love to have gorgeous
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dark Deresa's eyebrows. Are you kidding me. Oh wow. You know,
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I would do it very hard for you to put an s on that because
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if I didn't, it would just be the Teresa's eyebrow, the DESA's eyebrow.
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Yeah. Anyway, So I think that I really like I love Drew,
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I love Candy Kenya. I love Kenya. I just think it wasn't
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her season, and I'm going to talk about that next in the news.
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But I don't think a whole new reboot is going to do it. I
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am not necessarily sold on that. For Atlanta, I think we let Courtney
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keep simmering on the pot. She seems to. She seems to come to
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a boil pretty quickly. Marlowe and Sonya are you know they're getting this.
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They're building a bond there, and if you start taking stuff away, you
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know, we're never going to get to the point where we might have something.
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So I don't know, I feel a little torn about it. People.
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It was sleepy, you know, it was sleepy, but the Drew
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stuff popped up. Yeah, And I also feel like you're going to run
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into the same thing that you're going to run into with Ronie, which I
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don't mind, but it seems to be affecting ratings is that these people on
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the show have to get a chance to get to know each other and to
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really gel and to really have a history, and so we kind of get
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that they don't really have that yet on Rony. So it seems like maybe
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we're going to start all over again. Like it's almost like it's almost like
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go to another city then, like right right, like when you say Atlanta,
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I need to see Candy, right. I mean. And I didn't
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think that about Ramona and Sonia like that because I love them, but just
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because I was like, well, I don't know how they're going to do
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it without them, and I do really like it, but I think I'm
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not the majority on that. I know, well, because people give up
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fast, they don't have patience, and then you change something and then they
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get mad that you changed it. I mean New York is a good example
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of that. They when they, you know, cast a whole new cast,
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people were like, we want the Ogeese. Well no you didn't,
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you didn't, actually didn't, And Bravo is trying to listen to that.
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So and then people do some people really appreciate the new version, and so
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it is like you just you can't win for losing. But Kenya calls out
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Atlanta production team for cutting out her scenes. I saw this on Real Housewives
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franchise on Instagram, but apparently she tweeted out I think it was edited out
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because someone said I'm ready to see the kenymore spaw next week and she said,
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you know, despite having the entire cast there except one and it being
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my main storyline. She thinks like it was edited out because you're remember we
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saw that party of her spot like soft launch. Yeah, well like that
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was literally the credits, Yeah, but no offense, Like a Kenya event
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is pretty boring. I mean, like also another ken I will say,
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Kenya launch is pretty boring unless it was the haircare without the haircare. But
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like we've seen so many launches that I guess, like I just don't you
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know what it is with I wouldn't have mind seeing it just to see how
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cold she is and warm she is in the same one minute span. But
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we have seen it a lot. I kind of know what to expect.
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Okay, I don't know. I really I'm not really here for a soft
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lunch, you know, like all it just is giving me Schwartz and Sandy
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vibes. You know, you're leading a horse to water. I'm not gonna
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drink because guess what, there aren't ay beverg is ready. So I don't
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want to see a soft launch. I want a hard launch. I want
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you to be ready. And so that's where you kind of lose me.
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But you know, you do this swipe through on Real Housewives franchise because they
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were showing her tweets and she said, oh, let's not forget they didn't
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film or show Brooklyn's third birthday party where we dressed up as mermaids. All
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the Atlanta kids were there, including Eva, So she's upset about that.
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Now, look, I would have liked to have seen a mermaid third birthday
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party, but that was cut too. Somebody's actually interesting, you're telling me
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so two big events for Kenya that they didn't film, and reminder that they
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really didn't have a lot of Candy time this year, so they could have
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actually spent more time filming Kenya and they didn't. That's interesting. Somebody said
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Productions seemed to have heavily marketed all of Candy's business adventures. They marketed both
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her restaurants as well as the movie that was just released, and then can
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you responds hashtag facts all her businesses. You can't pick and choose and show
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random scenes that don't support a full storyline. I think you can. I
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mean I do too. I'm gonna have to disagree with that because, like,
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look, if it's not poppin' and it's just it is what it is.
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I mean, it would have been nice to have just seen a little
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clip of that of the party and maybe the soft launch, but if it
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comes out of nowhere, it's a little right. It's also soft launch?
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How many she's the queen of the soft launch? Sounds French? Who else
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a soft launch? And I mean, don't get me wrong, because I
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mean, god bless a soft launch. I haven't had any myself. But
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maybe that's the difference with her in Candy is Candy's businesses are all like chugging
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a large launches. Yeah they're hard time, Yeah, they're hard launching everything.
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Oh my gosh, I feel like a st lanche right now. Like
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it's just it sounds like a flaky pastry with like an egg nestled inside a
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I mean it just sounds and a hard lunge is like it's more of like
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a sausage, you know, biscuit. I don't know why everything you could
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get. Well, let's jump out of our dish. But duh, let's
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get into the New York recap. Well, I mean they had some quirks
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in this episode, and I was enjoying it. I mean it's I mean
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the girl, no, I may they we're giving out ribbons, so I
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guess, come up with yourrs. You lost the game, like god,
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all right, let's just let's give him out, all right. Uh,
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hardest effort goes to Aaron. Aaron, come on up for hardest effort.
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That is the perfect way to describe that she was the most pissed and without
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like sweating or looking angry. I've never seen that was a soft walk out.
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That was a soft pest, a soft pest, you know, like,
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yeah, I'm gonna go now, and I hate you all. And
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I'm a genius artistically, I'm a quiet a slow close at the door,
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just click, click, and then no disheveledness on the sidewalk in New York
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City. I mean, if you compare, I mean, if a housewife
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of a New York O g housewife leaves an event, oh my gosh,
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their code is falling off. They're half in the street, they're calling,
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they're yelling, they're screaming. They also are doing six other things, you
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know. I mean, yeah, they're a level of rattle that doesn't even
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like the cameraman is like caught off guard and filming upside down, like they
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don't even know how to handle it. Oh God, there's a housewife lose
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on the street in New York. I mean they're yes, it's just this
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was I mean, she Aaron is just so low key. It's a low
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key mat. She's like, I can't believe you're you flirted with my husband,
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Like this is unacceptable, unacceptable, it's rude. Your manners are rude.
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How dare you I am leaving this event? Yeah? Well, I
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like I did not appreciate was that her she was calling her husband after that?
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Right, I know, no idea like that. Yeah, brandna bitch.
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It was like a hard tch it was, and it was that was
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not a soft launch. That was a hard lunch. Mean, he called
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her a bitch, said she's rude, right, Yeah, that was It's
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bad. That was really bad. I didn't like that at all. It
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hits different when a dude says it. I have to say. I mean,
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maybe that's just me. But when I hear a dude saying, I'm
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like, whoa, wha, whoa, whoa, Oh my god, I
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Brett has I don't. I don't think I've ever heard him ever call anyone
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a bitch in my life. Yeah, no, I I well, I
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certainly haven't heard Brett say that. Yes, and I have not heard out
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right, I just don't think that. Yeah, it's weird to hear that.
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I'm not saying like it can't be done. I'm just saying, for
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me personally, be done. It's it's chemically impossible. Men can't say that
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word. Yeah, but he dropped a couple of points in my mind after
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that, me too, immediately without haste. Yeah, because I really liked
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him. I know, up until then, I was like, whoa,
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And you know what, take a page out of everybody loves Povet. You
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know he's not gonna call someone a bitch. I don't think he's gonna do
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that at all. It's gonna be like, oh, no, she's being
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unkind, you know, That's about all he'll say. Yeah, and even
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like I mean your namesake, like bitch wife. I mean, I never
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came back from that. Oh no. And by the way, that's never
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called me a bitch wife, Like that's the eye of it too, you
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know, like, yeah, can you imagine actually he calls me that he
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was really inspired by Joe Judais. Oh, it's just such a bitch.
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I finally felt seen when Joe said, oh every married couple. Yeah right.
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So anyway, that's that's why I call myself. Now, maybe he
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calls me that beyond my back, but that's okay, that's rate and fine.
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I'll get him plenty of names behind his back that he either hears sometimes
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or he doesn't hear. And that's that's just that, the worst one being
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when you call him Joe Gorga, a real Joe Gorga. Well, why
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don't we just talk about this. This wreath making breakfast holiday party a very
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unusual event in a like a storefront, standalone craft making half restaurant. It
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was wild. It was something like that's a bar in the morning, Okay,
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a bar in the morning. Okay, so that's I think why,
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that's what it was. Yeah. And and by the way, they had
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bubbies. I don't know if you've ever had bubbies in New York, but
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I love that Bubbies. It's like a it's it's like a Jewish grandma opened
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it. I think there might be multiple, there might be two restaurant.
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Yeah yeah, yeah, She's like, it's I got bub like that was
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who quote unquote she got. I don't want to say catered because it looked
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like she picked it up and brought it over. I got Bubbies. Oh
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got it? Okay, Brin said, I got Bubbies. Okay, okay,
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Oh that's cool. Well, yeah, I mean not to Si,
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who is endlessly hungry because she hates all food. Yeah, she this is
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this is a food story like we've never seen. I mean, look,
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it is like her main nemesis in the show. The lack of food for
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her is a friend of Frankly, everyone is gonna get it, you know,
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I mean from Si basically in the mid just is there oatmeal? Okay?
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Because brown avocado and fried food is just not healthy options. Okay,
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well the brown avocado, Yeah that's tough. But guess what, it's wintertime
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in New York City. Avocados are not in season. Maybe you shouldn't have
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had it on the menu. Well, I mean that's on Bobby's but it
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is. And bring provided food but I also say to sigh, at this
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point, you better be packing snacks. I mean, there's what I think
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too, Well, I guess, should you be packing a snack if you're
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going to an event that says there's going to be food? Maybe not.
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However, with the way she is, she needs to have a cooler with
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her, you know, at all times, and perhaps a hot plate,
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yes, and just bring whatever you need to survive, right right, right
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right, And I think if you because she can't keep saying she knows how
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these girls are with food and then expecting them to provide her food. That's
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not Yeah, you ever work, You're gonna have to bring a protein bar,
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a cliff bar, like whatever is going to get you through the event.
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Also, she might be mistaken too that, Like I don't know if
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you realize it's been on Housewives. There's a lot of food all the time
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and drink, but most of the time, and a lot of the times
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you don't get to it. You know, you just don't get to it.
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Yeah. Well, I also think maybe she's thinking that it's a I
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mean, at the end of the day, she has signed up for she's
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a contract, it's a TV show. Like maybe she'd think there's things that
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craft service is going to pick up the slack. But uh no, ma'am,
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No, no, ma'am. But you know, if you are,
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if they're going to unionize, maybe that will be an option in the future.
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Perhaps. Also, i'd liked brings wreath by the way you did.
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I did. I was like, why are they all making fun of it?
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I like it. I would have liked to have seen people's wreaths up
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front a little more because I couldn't get a handle on like hers didn't look
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bad. So I was thinking, well, to yours look great. Maybe
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I need to go back and rewatch. How are you? What are your
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thoughts on like a craft party like this making a wreath? What would you
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be up for that or not up for? One thousand percent? Yeah,
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I think that'd be really fun. And I love breakfast, so that that
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to me speaks like I love this event. I mean there was it was
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a lack of light, but there was it was. Yes, they feel
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right here where I'm filming from right now. They they definitely it falls in
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line with all the other crafting outings that they do, where you paint a
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picture, fill a bottle of sand, or make jewelry, like it's all
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I think that also goes to what uh recasting the city. It's kind of
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like if you go back to when these cities all started, it is a
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slow grind and we're gonna get a lot of crafting parties if you want to
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recast Atlanta, because we got to get to know each other. And so
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if you don't like craft parties or quiz is about sex, then don't encourage
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a reboot ever, right, A bitch I gotta like another de bitch.
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So all right, So Aaron comes in pissed and she's like, well,
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if you would have stuck around, you would have seen my cousin's speeches.
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You left without saying goodbye, and I'm like cousin's speeches, yay, no
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thank you say you need the right call? You sure did. She's like,
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I was hungry. She's like, that's not a reason to leave.
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And then she's like, it's rude. You have bad manners. And then
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she's like, and you you went up to abe and said let me know
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when you get divorced at my anniversary party. And then she's like, I
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call me the babe. I definitely didn't say divorce. And then that montage
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of her saying like, you know, separated estrange divorce, Like she said
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it all. No one has ever quoted someone better than Aaron did, and
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she wasn't even there. I mean, she almost got it one hundred percent
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right. Usually when someone's quoting like something when they're pissed at on Housewives,
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it's so wrong. And I'm just like, I can't wait for the reunion
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so they can actually watch it. But I was like, oh my god,
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she got a verbatim and she isn't even there. I know, Abe,
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I mean that game of Telephone was on point. Abe, just he
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just went ahead and delivered the message, and then jessel Co signing being like,
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oh she definitely didn't say divorce. No, absolutely not, and then
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so they're just both dead wrong. Yes, so funny. But what are
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your thoughts about this whole argument with Aaron accusing her of flirting with her husband
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and that it was inappropriate. I I last week I said I did not
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like it. I wasn't a fan of Aaron necessarily in a lot of regards
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for that whole event, but I was like, of all places, just
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check that at the door, Brint, Like, don't go after him.
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I felt so weird to me anyway, So yeah, I was actually glad
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that Aaron also thought it was weird, but I couldn't believe that no one
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else thought it was weird at that table and they were all like, yeah,
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that's what she does, Aaron relax. I felt, Yeah, she
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was a bit gas lit on that. I think that that is what she
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does, And there is something to be said about not taking it that seriously.
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Like I agree with that aspect of it. However, there are boundaries
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and just because that's your thing doesn't mean you do your thing like all the
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time in every situation. It's you have to read the situation, you know.
27:25
Yeah, So I do feel like Aaron has a point. It just
27:29
makes it really really awkward because now the chemistry will be always so strange between
27:38
Brin and Aaron and Abe if they're ever like when they're around together, it'll
27:42
just be weird. And sometimes you don't want to like call stuff out because
27:47
you don't want to make it more weird, So you have to sort of
27:48
pick and choose your battles. Like I know, I know some friends of
27:55
mine who, like one crossed crossed the boundary with her boyfriend by like kind
28:03
of being like too flirty but in a joky way, and they had a
28:07
complete falling out, like an utter incomplete falling out, and they could not
28:11
get back to one and I just felt like I saw both sides, but
28:18
neither one was willing to bend. Like the girl who was offended took it
28:22
way too seriously, and then the girl who was the offender thought she was
28:30
ridiculous and could not see any reason for her to apologize, so she couldn't.
28:36
She didn't think she did anything wrong. So I just thought, just
28:38
apologize, you know, and and then let her accept your apology and move
28:42
on and just be like those are the boundaries. But they could not do
28:45
it. They all brid had to say was oh, man, you know
28:49
that's my vibe. I totally overstepped I meant nothing by it, Like you're
28:55
right, there was a very easy way out of that that I would have
28:57
found it acceptable. But instead she's like, buckle up, because if you
29:03
want to hang with me, I'm gonna fuck your husband. Like that's the
29:06
thing. She was like, if you're accusing me of flirting with a married
29:10
man, things are gonna get real. And it's like your tagline is literally
29:15
about dating your dad, you know, like your married father, you know,
29:21
right, So this is hypocrisy. Yeah, Aaron getting pissed that she
29:26
did that where her kids could hear. And then at the party and then
29:32
she's talking to her husband with her child saying exactly what went down, oh
29:37
my god, and making and spelling it out, just like not even spelling
29:41
out, just flat out saying what went down, and how her kids like
29:45
how bad it was? Like I was like, you just made this one
29:48
thousand times way worse and truly your concern. They were in a bank,
29:52
the kids didn't hear. We couldn't even hear. The kids didn't hear.
29:59
But you're in her apartment just like what I did with David or whatever,
30:04
I think that's his name when they when she put her kid, took him
30:08
from the rug where he colored on it, put him at the kitchen island,
30:12
and then was like you're here, Okay, we're gonna go have a
30:15
private conversation. Walk walk, So you know, I was like, guys,
30:21
not New York City. It doesn't work, you know, Oh my
30:23
god, it's so funny. But then Brynn was accusing Aaron of you know
30:30
that, she was like it was a joke and your party was boring.
30:33
I mean, well, look, you're fighting fire with fire. But I
30:40
do think that like Aaron is definitely again hardest effort award goes to her because
30:47
maybe she would have turned the other cheek on this, but I think she's
30:51
leaning into it, certainly for the storyline, yes, because I really don't
30:56
think that she gave two shits and side left without saying goodbye. I think
31:00
that it was at an event like that, you don't want everybody coming up
31:04
to say goodbye to you. Oh I would hate that, and I will
31:07
never say goodbye to you at a big event like that. You'll never see
31:11
my face again, just like Tamra when she ran out and she was like,
31:14
you'll never see my face again. That's how I leave every party.
31:18
I leave every party running for the door. And it is more than an
31:22
irin. It's the most dramatic irish exit you've ever seen in your life.
31:26
You will never see my face again because it gives the vibe that the party's
31:33
ending, and it reminds other people that, oh, maybe we should leave
31:37
too. It's just like if it's a small gathering, that's different gathering.
31:41
Yes, definitely different at that huge ass party where you're just like the odd
31:47
man out anyway, clearly because they were like isolated together, like just go.
31:52
Well, also not just go, just go. And also you are
31:57
interrupting the flow of things because you're going to interrupt a conversation that they're having,
32:02
the host or hostess is having with their guests to say goodbye when you've
32:07
probably already talked to them. Now you've interrupted the flow of them trying to
32:12
talk to everybody at the party. That's happened to me many times, and
32:15
I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah, fuck out of here.
32:20
I don't care. Go. We already said all this, we already did
32:22
this information. I don't need to say goodbye. I don't know. I
32:31
think people probably do think that that's the right thing to do, and that's
32:37
the you know, and that's manners. But I don't know. I have
32:39
a different opinion on it, as I do. Go out on a limb
32:43
and say that if there are more than fifty people, yeah good. The
32:47
good number of manners. The proper manners is to not say goodbye and to
32:53
send a thank you. Carlsen the text after that, the fact agreed,
32:58
didn't want to bother you you are such a good time I had to slip
33:01
out. I mean, not even explaining yours. I don't know. I
33:06
just know, just thank you for the great party. Yes, great seeing
33:10
you boy. We gotta figure this out for the world. So Jenna gives
33:22
her gifts, which, now this was a great moment. I loved it.
33:25
This is why I like Housewives. I love that Jenna is all about
33:30
talk about women supporting women or women supporting small businesses. So she has been
33:35
in it from day one, giving away things front to promote other people or
33:39
promote herself. This is why Jenna's on this show. I mean, and
33:44
we'll get to the love scene shoot in a second. But she's giving out
33:47
like tons of stuff that were given to her and now she was like and
33:52
Brnn calling it out saying, I think she wants us to It's not that
33:57
she is wondering if we're put it on our social media. I think she's
34:00
expecting us to put it on our social media. Put it on your social
34:04
media. What can that hurt? Especially in the fact that Britain doesn't know,
34:07
the fact that Brittin doesn't know tells me Jenna's not telling them to do
34:10
anything. She's just giving it to me. She's just giving it to them
34:15
and it's just stuff, you know, like just take it. It's swag.
34:17
It's Jenna's swag. But Si being like, I will say, your
34:22
sponsored gifts are really nice. Like Jenna's like after she's going on about how
34:28
she turned the leaf and like she's now going to be so thankful about things,
34:30
and then she's like, this is a great regifting bag. Oh that's
34:34
oh my god, Jessel said that. Oh this is a great regifting bag.
34:39
Stop it. Oh my god, she did say that. Yes,
34:45
oh my god. Oh you were saying size. I was saying size said
34:47
the sponsored gift thing. But Jessel was she what was she referring to?
34:52
Like what the bag? Like the gift bag that it came in, you
34:55
know, like the raping it doesn't matter. Oh my god, that is
35:02
so right. I did not like that did not penetrate my brain the way
35:07
that it should have, because she was like I'm on a thank you,
35:10
Tua. And then the next thing, you know, you're right, she's
35:14
like, this is a great regifting bag. When I don't want it anymore,
35:22
Oh that's so funny, and help it. She can't. I love
35:27
it about her and I love that size calling her out for her sponsored gifts
35:30
and Jenna's like, it's not a sponsored gift. I made that, which
35:36
was a necklace. And then she's like, oh, I'm just saying anything
35:37
with your name on it, I call I like to call it sponsored because
35:40
it has your name on it. It's like, this is coming from the
35:44
person who is like a social media influencer. You know, why are you
35:49
calling her out like this? That's so true. I didn't even like remember
35:52
that. But yeah, of course, like calm down, Si, this
35:59
is just yet take the gifts and enjoy, but siding like there's an ulterior
36:07
motive. Every gift has her name or collab on it. So what I
36:13
don't know? So do you you didn't last week? You just like show
36:16
us that horrible Versace personalized robe and all of the things that you were sent
36:23
from sponsors. That's an ulterior motive. I mean it really is. The
36:29
pot calling kettle black. Jenna hasn't asked for anything. She holed in nine
36:34
hundred pounds worth of gifts and then was just very like here you go that
36:40
happy Christmas everyone. She's so fragile. Yeah. Then and then they all
36:50
were like a sponsored collab regift. It got called what wait, what's his
37:02
name? From Doctor Seuss? With the green there thank you? Wow.
37:12
I was like, I was like gonna go deep, like, no,
37:15
it's obvious. No, it's obvious. It's just it's the brain that doesn't
37:19
kick in. Uh, too many wigs this morning? How much I make
37:22
up to see through? But it was a really good point because she had
37:28
that green fur jacket and I just thought that was funny. But the green
37:34
fur jacket with her like like just her whole Like when she put the wreath
37:39
up over her face, I was like, she is Christmas Like she was.
37:43
She had like that perfect like like red like flip going on with her
37:47
hair too, like it like the wreath really brought out the red highlights.
37:52
Like I was just I love it. I love She's adorable. By the
37:57
way. How about Gideon, Oh my god, hello Hugh Grant in the
38:00
nineties, Like my god, what are what do we? Hell? Yeah,
38:07
I don't know how to handle that rejection of him. I don't know,
38:10
he's so great And she's right, it's clearly her inability to accept it.
38:17
But I'm like, I mean, I guess, like let it go
38:22
if it comes back kind of thing. But I'm like, we like Gideon.
38:28
She's Louise. Yeah, I mean he he was the epitome of like
38:32
what Hugh Grant was in his golden era, right, m hmm, yeah,
38:37
I mean this is now. She wasn't ready to get married. They
38:43
were together for five years. The story was cute, how like they broke
38:46
up and then he proposed when they were broken up and she was dating someone
38:52
else and had to call that guy and be like, I'm engaged. I
38:54
mean I kind of loved that. I know I'm not gonna lie me too.
38:59
It was like, oh, that is so romantic, but I don't
39:00
even care, Like, oh I don't care, that will not be a
39:04
problem. Yeah, last to marry me, no matter what. Very you
39:07
grant, Yes, the confidence, it's very you grant very Julia Roberts.
39:13
I mean they are I mean in that classic car they were giving me,
39:16
Julia and you, Oh yeah, you're right, not in Hill right,
39:22
Yeah. Yeah. Well I have a feeling Gideon's Yeah. I think I
39:29
think Gideon'll come around to I think I don't think he's going anywhere, is
39:31
what I'm trying to see. He seems completely head over heels for her.
39:37
Yeah, but I think, like the thing that I like about Brain two
39:39
is like she's so like feral in a way, Like she's just so wild,
39:46
Like she seems to be up for anything, including like maintaining these relationships
39:54
like with Gideon, Like there's no it doesn't seem like there's hard feelings.
40:00
She's able to like have the best time at the party no matter what.
40:02
So I love that about her. So and also her isn't Giddyon the one
40:08
that she said, like I'll go and spend a holiday with an ex boyfriend
40:13
instead of oh like when she gets sad, I think it is right.
40:19
It's gotta be You're right, yeah, So, I mean unless there's some
40:22
weird shit going on in Gideon though we don't know, but like, right,
40:25
I really like the guy. I mean I like him too, and
40:28
whatever baggage that comes with I say, just put up with it. I'm
40:32
kidding. I love that they met on Tinder and she explained his Tinder profile
40:37
and it's just Christy reply being like three paragraphs, yeah, properly, like
40:43
everything's spelled out. I was like, that is what America needs. Yeah,
40:47
absolutely. Now she wants to freeze her eggs, so that's interesting.
40:52
I mean, this is definitely another This is a very common storyline with a
40:55
lot of the housewives, and so I'm sure we'll be following that coming,
41:01
but not in Jessel's household. I mean, the whole IVF thing was like,
41:07
I was so shocked. Yeah, I can't imagine, and with her
41:13
being so close to her mom, how she kept that secret secret from her
41:17
for so for the entire time for basically the more pregnancy, you know what
41:23
I mean, how she did it. Yeah, Like I don't know how
41:27
you go through all that emotionally, like just what the hormones do to you,
41:31
and and like just not say a word like that's wild to me.
41:37
That must be I mean, talk about a stigma, you know, in
41:39
her culture then, you know, and her mom really did reaffirm that because
41:44
Jessl's like, well, what would have happened if I would have been open
41:46
about it? And she's like, oh, gossip, you know. So
41:52
it's like, I guess that's that's just how it is. And she was
41:55
protecting herself from that, So I guess you have you have to do and
42:00
you're right. Yeah, and I think her dad too in different ways.
42:04
But yeah, it seems like she was worried about how that would affect them.
42:07
But I mean, cat's out of the bag now, So but I
42:09
think it's a lot easier to be to know what you're getting into now if
42:14
they do have that daughter that she was talking about, it's a lot easier
42:19
now to go through that and have had this conversation then probably before when there
42:23
was so many uncertainty. Yeah, so much uncertainty. Absolutely. And you
42:28
know, if you watch Family Karma, you get a little bit of the
42:30
Indian culture, and not a little bit, you get a lot. And
42:35
my point being that they talk a lot about how it's such a small community
42:40
and people talk, they gossip, gossip, gossip. It's a really heavy
42:44
handed gossip gossiping culture from according to Family Karma, and now Jessel's saying that
42:49
too. So I find it interesting that they have to go to such lengths
42:53
to protect themselves. You know, a Nisha protected her fan, her fiance
43:02
like when she was actually getting married from like everybody, because she didn't want
43:06
it to get out. She didn't want like this relationship to be ruined for
43:09
like on TV or whatever, and she was so protective of it. So
43:14
I just find it very interesting that I see shades of this and that,
43:19
and boy oh boy, I felt so bad for her mom though, because
43:23
she was crying and you could tell it was really beautiful when she said,
43:28
like when she has a cold, her mom like she just takes it all
43:31
on and cares about her so much that she just would drop everything and come
43:36
be with her during IVF. And you know, I when I my second
43:42
pregnancy, I lost my first. I'm sorry. My first pregnancy I lost
43:46
at like eleven weeks and that's when I had really bad You guys have heard
43:51
me talk about it. Hyperemesis gravidarum, which is a very unique uh ill.
44:00
It's like a disease where you are it's not morning sickness. You you
44:05
are like literally paralyzed from nausea and vomiting. You can't get it under control.
44:10
You have to go on like medication to the point where like for me,
44:15
I had it, you know one of those things that you plug into
44:17
your stomach and it's just like constantly going in there. But I was so
44:22
sick, and I my parents were. It was like during their vacation to
44:28
Florida and this they were going to be there for a couple of months.
44:31
So I did not tell my mom that I was going through this with the
44:37
hyperemesis because I knew that she was on vacation in Florida and there was nothing
44:45
she could do. She wasn't she couldn't like leave her vase. I didn't
44:50
want her to leave her vacation and come be with me in California and watch
44:52
me suffer, you know, And so I just didn't tell her. I
44:59
didn't tell her for you know, two months, and then I finally told
45:00
her when she was done with her vacation. And the funniest thing was is
45:06
that I was like, I hope you understand She's like I do. I
45:09
would have done the same thing, Like, you know, she did get
45:14
it because our parents, like they feel so hard for us, you know,
45:17
like and they so she understood why I made that choice. And now
45:23
going through all that IVF for obviously over a year and having the kids for
45:28
their first birthday and them all not knowing, and like, that's such a
45:32
longer span of time, so that's a harder thing to endure. But like
45:37
in reverse, like you as the kid, like I know, I would
45:40
actually take comfort from knowing that my family's out having a great time and not
45:47
like, yeah, not having to deal with it, Like there's a comfort
45:52
in that too, because when I mean, I think I would have felt
45:57
it would have made me feel worse to know that they had to not do
46:00
that so that they could come deal with me when I didn't actually need them
46:04
to deal with me exactly exactly. And it's harder on you if you know
46:09
that, you know your loved ones are in pain and they can't do anything.
46:15
So it's just it just feeds this cycle of you know, so I
46:19
yeah, I get it. But pavt saying like we were in London for
46:23
the first birthday and nobody knew they thought there were real trends and she's like,
46:29
they are real. I was like, easy, buddy, everybody loves
46:37
Pavit. I mean that was a laugh line. That was just a laugh
46:39
line, you know, que the crowd, cue the sitcrum crowd. But
46:45
you know, he's like, she deserves to know the truth, and she's
46:49
like, I'll spin my peon narrative. I mean I think she did handle
46:57
it perfect, perfect. Yeah, absolutely, everybody's story is different and that's
47:00
yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do. But let's lastly talk about
47:06
the love scene shoot, and you know, Jenna coming in so hard with
47:12
a brand and just ready to sell, sell, sell, I mean,
47:15
here comes Target, Baby, here comes Target. I mean it's crazy like
47:22
so so again, like when there's a wife that comes in hard, like
47:25
a Candy or a Jenna that has knows the route they're taking with a product
47:30
or an idea, like it's night and day seeing them do it versus like
47:37
Romona, like who has the same platform. I mean, granted, like
47:44
Candy or where Jenna. These kind of gals have had a history doing these
47:50
things, so they kind of do know what they're doing, but it is
47:53
I like seeing it when they know the notes to hit, It's like I
47:59
learn something. Yes, I love learned a lot from Sony Morgan too,
48:05
like with the toaster and that kind of thing, and like the masses not
48:07
the classes and all that. You can kind of learn from that too,
48:12
those mistakes. But yeah, I loved it. And she has a great
48:16
team. It looks like she she's not someone who like Chara is. She's
48:22
the opposite of Chara, Like Chara's not stressed out. You know, Jenna's
48:27
maybe not stressed out, stressed out, but Charay she's afraid to like grow
48:32
her team, whereas that's you know, where you need the help, you
48:37
need to outsource certain things that you can't do. I loved that she had
48:43
Cy come and she basically was like, it's really important when when you're casting
48:47
that when someone comes in and you know, I don't look like them,
48:51
that they have someone there that looks like them so they feel seen and that
48:54
type of you know, thoughtfulness is behind that being behind a brand is what
49:01
makes it probably work so well because you are thinking about the little things.
49:06
And I just I love the shoot. I love the casting. I loved
49:10
Jenna being super awkward and sweet and comforting to all of these models, and
49:16
then also finding out that her real name is Judith, which totally fits.
49:22
I know, it totally does. And also the Jenna Talia comment that sy
49:29
Like brought out later, I was like, that's you know what, it's
49:31
on the same thing, even though it clearly was a little triggering. But
49:37
yeah, there was that goal Marnie that sat down and she's like a like
49:43
gorgeous model gal and she's like, I'm not a model and they were all
49:47
like what yes. So hopefully Marnie got some calls after that. Yeah,
49:53
hopefully Marnie got it, because she's got it. She's got it, she's
49:55
a real natural. I mean, I liked, I enjoyed myself less.
50:05
I did. I did too, Emily. When I came in, I
50:09
really wasn't I wasn't disappointed. I swear, I swear I really did enjoy
50:19
it. Like I said, every the tone of the show, it's just
50:22
it's nice and I enjoy I love the backdrop, I you know everything,
50:27
hello at all. I would like to put an offer out to Bravos,
50:31
please, if you're gonna do some changes around these cities and reboots, like
50:38
leave Orange County kind of with the skeleton of what it is, because that
50:43
is the OG show and that is like there and they're a little there.
50:51
That cast really does represent Orange County, and I don't want them to change
50:54
that. Okay, So I mean they can change the cast around, but
51:00
keep a skeleton. Keep the skeleton. Keep the skeleton. That's all,
51:04
you know. That's that's Emily's that's that's her advice. Keep the skeleton.
51:07
Give us a Shannon or Heather and there, you know, just something that
51:12
holds so we can have some old friends come back to that's all I'm asking
51:19
Emily. Tomorrow it's below Deck down Under with Deanna and then Emily is back
51:24
on Thursday with Orange County with Me and Friday is Project Runway with Angela.
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