Latest / Off The Bench / Hour Three | Chris Marler Joins, LSU Sweep, Weekend Winners & Derby Talk
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Off the Bench with Jacob Hester and Matt Flynn.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Say Hester and Hester got it Fett.
- 0:07Speaker 1: From carrying each other to and Natty to carrying each other.
- 0:11Speaker 3: On the air's Brop Control.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Live from the Raisin Caine Studio.
- 0:18Speaker 2: It's off the bench? Why am I so short? You
- 0:39Speaker 2: got boot your's chair up? Hey, good morning, welcome in.
- 0:44Speaker 4: Back on?
- 0:45Speaker 5: No, stop cursing, back on, stop cursing?
- 0:52Speaker 4: Well, ame man, I remember three? Off the bench?
- 0:54Speaker 5: Ak O t B Bye from the Raisin Kine Studio
- 0:57Speaker 5: Fundy Show, brought to you by Bye by the Boer.
- 1:02Speaker 4: Hey do you look cool when you drive?
- 1:04Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't look cool right now?
- 1:06Speaker 4: He doesn't look a drive. We're one thousand percent live.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Okay, No, let's find me.
- 1:11Speaker 6: A situation in life where you're like about Christ looks
- 1:13Speaker 6: cool doing this?
- 1:14Speaker 3: Taylor?
- 1:14Speaker 2: Who are you talking right now? What you mean? What
- 1:17Speaker 2: are you talking about?
- 1:18Speaker 4: Oh?
- 1:18Speaker 2: I love this stretching out? Why am I sitting at
- 1:21Speaker 2: the kiddy table right now?
- 1:23Speaker 5: There's a lever on your chair? Will look short too?
- 1:26Speaker 5: When he came in? Hey that voice you didn't hear
- 1:30Speaker 5: our teaser all morning? That's Chris Marland.
- 1:34Speaker 2: That's me.
- 1:35Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on?
- 1:36Speaker 2: How much.
- 1:36Speaker 4: Let me get a caffeine check on.
- 1:37Speaker 2: You just to my five hour got some celsius.
- 1:40Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, how many milligrams in are we? I guess over? Under?
- 1:44Speaker 2: Was?
- 1:44Speaker 4: What did I say? Eight hundred by the time you
- 1:46Speaker 4: got here.
- 1:46Speaker 2: No, we're way under that, Hey Tommy, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:52Speaker 2: we're over. We're over for sure.
- 1:55Speaker 5: No, we're under. We're under right now. Okay, but you
- 1:57Speaker 5: did find something. You text me in a panic last
- 1:59Speaker 5: night after.
- 2:00Speaker 2: I dropped a I dropped a bad word at ten
- 2:03Speaker 2: thirty two. You were probably already in bed.
- 2:05Speaker 4: I was in bed. I want to sleep to be fair.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Well, thanks dude. I appreciate you not responding. It was
- 2:10Speaker 2: cool to get a text for me you at nine
- 2:12Speaker 2: forty after I had requested something for social media at
- 2:14Speaker 2: two in the afternoon and I was like, hey, man,
- 2:17Speaker 2: do you have this? And you said at five pm no,
- 2:20Speaker 2: I didn't go And I was like, that's not what
- 2:22Speaker 2: I asked at all. And then you go, oh, by
- 2:24Speaker 2: the way, I was watching a movie with the kids
- 2:26Speaker 2: for god to ask can you come in and do
- 2:28Speaker 2: the show tomorrow? And I was like, okay, all.
- 2:31Speaker 5: Right, welcome off the bench. Yeah, it's pretty much chat.
- 2:33Speaker 5: We roll around there. We don't like a.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Lot of prep work. I feel like I'm in a
- 2:37Speaker 2: bean bag chair right now. It's so low you can
- 2:39Speaker 2: raise it. I can't do it on air. I'm not
- 2:41Speaker 2: going to get up and be even more uncomfortable. But break,
- 2:44Speaker 2: so we kind of like you had all break at
- 2:46Speaker 2: all break, all morning your break. Yeah I got to
- 2:49Speaker 2: hear at six thirty.
- 2:51Speaker 3: It's way too eager.
- 2:53Speaker 2: No, I did not do that.
- 2:55Speaker 3: There's no way he's waking up before.
- 2:58Speaker 6: Christian has been sitting in the chair in the whole
- 2:59Speaker 6: way waiting for six thirty.
- 3:02Speaker 5: And the guys got me in the hey look credits
- 3:05Speaker 5: to So last time he came when we were at
- 3:07Speaker 5: the parade grounds and we asked him to come co
- 3:10Speaker 5: host with me, which he saved, saved my tale for
- 3:12Speaker 5: one like I was on remote by myself.
- 3:15Speaker 4: Can't do that.
- 3:16Speaker 5: Nobody wants that, Nobody wants to listen to that. Yeah,
- 3:19Speaker 5: so you saved us. And but there was a lot
- 3:21Speaker 5: I can tell you put in a lot of prep
- 3:22Speaker 5: work into that. So I appreciate that.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Today.
- 3:25Speaker 5: Uh well, I wanted to I wanted to see how
- 3:28Speaker 5: you did without what's what yeaaited until nine.
- 3:30Speaker 2: Thirty that's why you did it? Okay, fast, Well, I
- 3:32Speaker 2: figure that's what it was. That's a good convenient way
- 3:35Speaker 2: to bring that up. But no good Monday. Yeah, it
- 3:37Speaker 2: starts with the week May fourth. Are you big Star Wars? Yeah?
- 3:40Speaker 2: Uh well so I've always liked Star Wars. I've always
- 3:43Speaker 2: enjoyed the movies. Yeah.
- 3:44Speaker 5: Recently the fam and I have gone on this Star
- 3:48Speaker 5: Wars voyage throughout all the through the movies and we're
- 3:51Speaker 5: kind of into it now.
- 3:52Speaker 4: It has been.
- 3:53Speaker 2: So are you going in order? Yes, we're going in
- 3:56Speaker 2: release date order. That's smart. Okay, yeah, we don't. It's like,
- 3:59Speaker 2: so how the direct you're intended it? Yeah?
- 4:01Speaker 5: Yeah, so we're going release date order, going all the
- 4:03Speaker 5: way through. We are on let's see, we started. We
- 4:06Speaker 5: watched the first half of episode eight yesterday. We're going
- 4:09Speaker 5: to finish that tonight. Why I don't like I don't
- 4:12Speaker 5: like Star Wars. I think maybe a lot people get
- 4:14Speaker 5: upset about the Savannah bananas. I think May the Fourth
- 4:16Speaker 5: Be with You is significantly cringier than that.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Cringier.
- 4:20Speaker 4: Yeah, people think the bananas are cringe.
- 4:24Speaker 7: Don't like how much people don't like the bananas, whether
- 4:28Speaker 7: you like it or not, like I don't have a
- 4:30Speaker 7: huge opinion on it either way, Like I think it's
- 4:32Speaker 7: fun for people.
- 4:33Speaker 3: I would love to go to a Savannah Banana.
- 4:35Speaker 7: Thing, but like the people that hate it and make
- 4:38Speaker 7: fun of people that go to the Savannah Bananas.
- 4:41Speaker 3: Like why do you feel so strong? Right?
- 4:43Speaker 2: Because they're so passionate about it.
- 4:45Speaker 7: Right, If you dislike it, that's fine, that's your opinion,
- 4:49Speaker 7: Like dislike it, but why.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Are we making fun of?
- 4:51Speaker 4: You know?
- 4:51Speaker 2: What it reminds me of is when we all pretended
- 4:53Speaker 2: that we didn't like Creed and nickelback. Yeah, like correct
- 4:57Speaker 2: five to eight years and all of a sudden, I
- 4:59Speaker 2: was like, you know what, they're not that bad, and
- 5:00Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, honestly, I haven't listened in private for
- 5:02Speaker 2: a long time, and so these albums, yeah, do you
- 5:07Speaker 2: want to?
- 5:07Speaker 5: Because the Bananas Bananas are self aware to like, it's
- 5:11Speaker 5: not like they're out here trying to think act like
- 5:13Speaker 5: they're real baseball Again, this.
- 5:15Speaker 6: Is the complaint, Like what are the complaints?
- 5:18Speaker 4: I don't know, Like I know Dave Portnoyd does not
- 5:21Speaker 4: like them.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Well care consider the source.
- 5:25Speaker 5: I know we went when they were in New Orleans
- 5:28Speaker 5: and I'm talking about you couldn't look around out.
- 5:31Speaker 4: Just seeing smiles. Yeah, this all smiles?
- 5:34Speaker 2: Do you hate that time? Isn't that good for kids?
- 5:36Speaker 2: I don't know, haven't been watching Savannah Bananas baseball. Then
- 5:39Speaker 2: the Blippy That guy's a weirdo.
- 5:40Speaker 7: Do the Harlem Globe Trotters get this much hate because
- 5:43Speaker 7: to me, they're just the Harlem Globe Trotters of.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Baseball, right, Yeah? Yeah, No, I don't think.
- 5:51Speaker 7: It was like some residual Aggie hate going on this
- 5:53Speaker 7: weekend because they were Cayle Field. Also, it's just like
- 5:56Speaker 7: people hate the Aggie, so they were just double crappy.
- 6:00Speaker 2: On That is a pretty incredible combination of cringe with
- 6:06Speaker 2: what I thought was there was people that were like this,
- 6:07Speaker 2: this layout for the baseball field is so stupid. It
- 6:10Speaker 2: was like, this is like the eighteenth time they've done this.
- 6:12Speaker 8: And they're also done another places, not for real playing baseball.
- 6:15Speaker 8: They're back for dancing and being like wildly entertaining. Yeah yeah,
- 6:20Speaker 8: bringing out celebrities to go and.
- 6:23Speaker 6: I didn't go through a Banana's game of all the
- 6:25Speaker 6: crazy things they do to complain about the field layouts.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that that whites were that good
- 6:30Speaker 2: at dancing. Note, is tiktoks really changed the game?
- 6:33Speaker 4: Depends on the dance.
- 6:34Speaker 2: What are you about that?
- 6:36Speaker 3: I have a lot of thoughts on it.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, w h I t oh Star Wars? Are
- 6:48Speaker 2: we live yet?
- 6:49Speaker 4: Definitely haven't gone on yet.
- 6:51Speaker 3: We're still in the break.
- 6:52Speaker 5: Speaking of cringe, we were really hoping that you're gonna
- 6:56Speaker 5: wear your penny lefters today.
- 6:58Speaker 2: I wore works. Bullying does work.
- 7:01Speaker 3: Bullying works.
- 7:03Speaker 2: I'm not wearing gloves on eat crawfish anymore. Even the
- 7:05Speaker 2: privacy of my own home.
- 7:07Speaker 6: People out there it, Yeah, you're ont don't bully at school.
- 7:15Speaker 4: Yeah, but as a human adult can make fun of.
- 7:18Speaker 2: Somebody, all the kids are in school, as long as.
- 7:21Speaker 5: They mentally and emotionally can take it, you have a responsibility.
- 7:25Speaker 5: If you're going to be the person making fun, you
- 7:28Speaker 5: got to know that they can take it. Yeah, And
- 7:29Speaker 5: I feel like, you know, that's not sensitive, not at all.
- 7:34Speaker 2: If my number one thing last night at around ten forty,
- 7:39Speaker 2: I got in bed and I was like, what if
- 7:41Speaker 2: this is all just a joke and they don't want
- 7:43Speaker 2: me on the show and they're just going to have
- 7:45Speaker 2: me on to make funny about South Carolina losing and
- 7:47Speaker 2: my shoes.
- 7:47Speaker 3: That's what it was.
- 7:48Speaker 2: I kind of figured, to be honest, that wasn't that
- 7:50Speaker 2: far fetched. Yah, speaking of South Carolina sucks, so they're bad.
- 7:54Speaker 2: I honestly, I think.
- 7:56Speaker 5: Before you get into that, we wanted to Are you
- 7:58Speaker 5: the biggest South Carolina fan in Louisiana?
- 8:00Speaker 2: I would think so, yeah, probably, and biggest Bama fan
- 8:03Speaker 2: in the world probably. Okay, why are we doing this again? Okay?
- 8:06Speaker 3: And he's I don't.
- 8:07Speaker 2: I don't think I'm the biggest Bama fan in Louisiana.
- 8:08Speaker 2: There's I see Bama fans in Louisiana a lot that
- 8:11Speaker 2: are like very outward about being a Bama fan, which
- 8:14Speaker 2: feels like they're doing it to try to elicit some response.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I remember one time, well I'm not gonna tell that, sorry,
- 8:20Speaker 2: but I came in one time and I was okay, Well,
- 8:23Speaker 2: I was like I came into the office one time
- 8:25Speaker 2: we had a Wednesday morning meeting and I wasn't feeling great,
- 8:27Speaker 2: and I just like rushed out the door because I
- 8:29Speaker 2: was up early at six thirty and I got done
- 8:33Speaker 2: with my cold plunge, my sauna and that all took hours. Really,
- 8:39Speaker 2: I did meditation, me and Lane were meditating, and so
- 8:41Speaker 2: I got done with pilates. Yeah, my joggers on cold
- 8:44Speaker 2: plunged together, me and Matt, not together, but I remember
- 8:48Speaker 2: getting up and I was like I put on like
- 8:49Speaker 2: a a Bama something and it was like the week
- 8:52Speaker 2: of the game something, and I was like, I need
- 8:55Speaker 2: to leave. I don't feel great. Nice. I was like
- 9:00Speaker 2: I don't feel great. And Matt was like, why the
- 9:02Speaker 2: would you wear that shirt? And I was like, it's
- 9:04Speaker 2: a big game week and he's like, don't ever do
- 9:06Speaker 2: that again. I was like, yeah, I mean I wouldn't,
- 9:08Speaker 2: I guess. But I feel like there's like, yeah, I
- 9:13Speaker 2: have like shirt one period. That was it. That was
- 9:16Speaker 2: the whole story, basically, like don't ever wear it again
- 9:17Speaker 2: and you're gonna be fired. But like, I mean, I
- 9:21Speaker 2: don't feel like I'm that. I feel like I'm pretty
- 9:23Speaker 2: objective about Bama. I'm nice to you guys every year
- 9:25Speaker 2: when they play.
- 9:26Speaker 4: Very nice always. I tell people that all the time.
- 9:30Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, let's talk to South Carolina. I saw baseball.
- 9:35Speaker 5: We've talked about it. Are they terrible or is that
- 9:38Speaker 5: LSU just that good?
- 9:39Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm glad you phrased it that way. Uh,
- 9:44Speaker 2: I mean it was one. It was great to see
- 9:46Speaker 2: LSU get back to like playing good baseball. I mean,
- 9:49Speaker 2: it's amazing what you can do if you if you
- 9:51Speaker 2: are actually throwing strikes, not walking people giving up free passes.
- 9:55Speaker 2: We went to the game on Saturday night. Before we
- 9:57Speaker 2: got to our seats, South Klinda hit a home run.
- 10:00Speaker 2: We got to our seats, they did not have another
- 10:02Speaker 2: hit for the next seven innx. So that was pretty tough. No,
- 10:05Speaker 2: I mean South Carolina is bad, but I think that
- 10:07Speaker 2: also you finally found LSU. Maybe it's because they were
- 10:10Speaker 2: back at home. Maybe it's because they felt more confident
- 10:11Speaker 2: going up against a bad team like South Carolina, even
- 10:13Speaker 2: though they were ahead and the standings going in. But
- 10:16Speaker 2: I mean all weekend they could not hit the ball.
- 10:19Speaker 2: I mean, their pitching wasn't that bad for Carolina, but
- 10:22Speaker 2: they could not hit. And offensively they were they were terrible.
- 10:25Speaker 2: They might have been the worst they've been all season,
- 10:27Speaker 2: which is a credit to TELUSU. So yeah, that was tough.
- 10:31Speaker 2: I mean, now the question is can they get a
- 10:32Speaker 2: push and get to the actual postseason. I don't mean
- 10:35Speaker 2: get thirteen.
- 10:36Speaker 7: You gotta sweep the next two series or gentlemen. You
- 10:40Speaker 7: got a gentleman sweep the next two series and then
- 10:43Speaker 7: you gotta go pretty deep in the tournament. But I
- 10:46Speaker 7: want Alex Valentine, I said this earlier. I wanted him
- 10:49Speaker 7: to stop shaking his ass so bad. Yeah, sir, why
- 10:52Speaker 7: are you doing what?
- 10:53Speaker 3: How did you even like come up with that?
- 10:56Speaker 7: It is the weirdest wind up slash whatever that is
- 11:00Speaker 7: that I've ever seen in my entire life.
- 11:02Speaker 3: Why are you doing that?
- 11:03Speaker 7: I remember he went like viral last season when he
- 11:06Speaker 7: was with Texas State, Right, wasn't he at Texas State before?
- 11:08Speaker 3: He was without a.
- 11:10Speaker 7: Yeah, and now he's a starter, and like, but also,
- 11:14Speaker 7: you suck, you suck.
- 11:16Speaker 2: I compared him to Guidy a little bit because I
- 11:18Speaker 2: don't think.
- 11:19Speaker 7: I don't bet Gdy's not up there shaking his ass.
- 11:23Speaker 3: There is also good though, right.
- 11:25Speaker 2: I think statistically I think balance he might be better this.
- 11:29Speaker 4: I mean, I'm trying to visualize.
- 11:31Speaker 2: I was again, I mean, I'll do it. Sure, I'm not.
- 11:34Speaker 2: I'm not doing it.
- 11:35Speaker 3: You've never seen the wiggle.
- 11:37Speaker 2: It's very it's very unnecessary.
- 11:39Speaker 4: It's so it's like a situation.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like twking. Honestly, it should be at this point,
- 11:44Speaker 2: it's like a side. It's a little wattle.
- 11:47Speaker 6: He reminds me of the picture everybody thought was coaked out.
- 11:51Speaker 6: Remember he was just like shaking all over the mountain.
- 11:54Speaker 2: He wasn't look at me.
- 11:55Speaker 4: You think it's like, ladies are gonna love this.
- 11:58Speaker 2: He I mean, that's yeah kind of of and also
- 12:01Speaker 2: so but he's he's I compare him to Gidrey because
- 12:03Speaker 2: he's a guy that you would want on your team. Like,
- 12:05Speaker 2: if you're facing him, you hate him, but if he's
- 12:07Speaker 2: on your team, it's a guy that you kind of like.
- 12:09Speaker 2: Like earlier in this season, they played Clemson at home
- 12:11Speaker 2: and he was on the mound to close out the game,
- 12:13Speaker 2: and he was very matter of fact. He's like a
- 12:16Speaker 2: little John Rocker in him, but like not in the
- 12:18Speaker 2: bad ways, not like with his social problems problematic. Yeah
- 12:24Speaker 2: that is problematic, and not with his views on social progression.
- 12:26Speaker 2: And so he but he was on the mound to
- 12:29Speaker 2: close out that game, and and and he did and
- 12:32Speaker 2: it was great. And then they lost the next two,
- 12:34Speaker 2: so very South Carolina of them.
- 12:36Speaker 4: How do you think it's going to go? What's the approach?
- 12:38Speaker 4: This week? And Lockdown Cox podcast.
- 12:41Speaker 2: They had a good week recruiting. They got two, got
- 12:44Speaker 2: two players. Mm hmm what DP king Yay said. These
- 12:50Speaker 2: aren't doing anything for me. These aren't working at all.
- 12:53Speaker 4: There's a volume.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Remember I think I'm hearing worse. Really yeah, I can't
- 13:00Speaker 2: hear any I'll wait until we talked about Tommy. That's
- 13:04Speaker 2: my Patton to move. I'll do my Shimmy just like
- 13:06Speaker 2: Valent Team, Gonna take them off. Speaking of go to
- 13:09Speaker 2: go Tommy's dot Com.
- 13:10Speaker 4: Hey Tommy, it's not it, it's Yo Tommy, Yo Tommy.
- 13:16Speaker 5: He's so mad at it. Nobody's ever been mad at Tommy's.
- 13:20Speaker 5: Yeah rivers, Yo Tommy.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Hi Thomas, how are we today?
- 13:26Speaker 4: Go to go Tommy's.
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- 14:05Speaker 3: Stay Tommy is my friends.
- 14:07Speaker 4: Stay Tommy's my Friends.
- 14:09Speaker 2: That's good. I like that.
- 14:10Speaker 5: It really kind of works for everything you did you
- 14:12Speaker 5: want with you are having a good hair today.
- 14:14Speaker 2: I know, right, I gotta get a haircut today that
- 14:16Speaker 2: before tomorrow turn forty forty. I know you're older than
- 14:25Speaker 2: me fairly Okay, well you do have to fix your
- 14:31Speaker 2: chair though it sucks? Did I hate it? And there's
- 14:34Speaker 2: why is this other chair over here too?
- 14:35Speaker 4: There's nothing more.
- 14:37Speaker 2: I feel like I'm dressed like a substitute teacher to
- 14:40Speaker 2: do Yeah right, like you great? Right? Ali? Why were
- 14:46Speaker 2: you lying? Where's the camera? I look at Ge and
- 14:49Speaker 2: Pepper are watching from home song love Pepper.
- 14:52Speaker 6: Yeah, desk there gris instead of that chair, but one
- 14:56Speaker 6: tea baby bear broke it. So that's for like holding
- 14:59Speaker 6: anything that you need. Yeah, you just gotta put it
- 15:02Speaker 6: down there.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Wow, what a day already?
- 15:06Speaker 4: What a day. What a segment. I'm exhausted, sweating.
- 15:09Speaker 7: I came in high vibes today, like I was feeling
- 15:12Speaker 7: good this morning.
- 15:14Speaker 6: So we wake up so early every morning, da bait.
- 15:20Speaker 2: I don't know how y'all do this.
- 15:21Speaker 7: Lit'll wake in base like I wake up at four
- 15:23Speaker 7: to twenty in the morning.
- 15:26Speaker 2: A bad joke.
- 15:29Speaker 7: Yeah, you're gonna tell me no, stop that stop not again.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Did I heard y'all talk about this on.
- 15:37Speaker 3: The air because I had to tell them about it.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Hike your riches up? Are we still on?
- 15:41Speaker 3: Stop asking that?
- 15:42Speaker 4: Okay?
- 15:43Speaker 7: All right?
- 15:44Speaker 2: Like to to bright like just going all right, listen,
- 15:47Speaker 2: you're folding right now, is he is?
- 15:49Speaker 4: Okay?
- 15:50Speaker 5: You were less distracted when we were outside with literal
- 15:53Speaker 5: squirrels writing around us.
- 15:54Speaker 2: You were less distracted. Then you were the one distracted
- 15:57Speaker 2: by the squirrels. This was and again I thought you
- 16:00Speaker 2: were joking. It was like a metaphor or just like
- 16:02Speaker 2: a low hanging fruit squirrel joke. But you were counting
- 16:05Speaker 2: the squirrels. You named a few of them. Yeah, that's fine,
- 16:09Speaker 2: those are the names. I don't remember the squirrel I
- 16:13Speaker 2: remember it sounding a lot like the reindeer from Santa
- 16:16Speaker 2: They all had like weird, like comet blitzing type things.
- 16:18Speaker 2: Why are you doing that?
- 16:19Speaker 4: Pearl the squirrel, earl the squirrel?
- 16:21Speaker 3: Okay, I like that.
- 16:22Speaker 2: I like that Merle That was the white trash one,
- 16:26Speaker 2: remember that one. He was.
- 16:29Speaker 7: Squirrel was like yelling about eighties politics in the background.
- 16:32Speaker 2: That was the most uncomfortable. It was like right when
- 16:36Speaker 2: we brought Kate on. It was horrible and that guy
- 16:38Speaker 2: he was but he was also actually correct about what
- 16:41Speaker 2: he said about mostly everything from nineteen eighty six Reaganomics. Yeah,
- 16:46Speaker 2: you do cocks campaign. That's a deep cut. No one's
- 16:48Speaker 2: going to get that joke.
- 16:50Speaker 6: For a second, I thought it was you because you
- 16:52Speaker 6: left the chair, and then the yelling started, like I
- 16:54Speaker 6: think I'll text you.
- 16:55Speaker 2: It was like, Chris, why are you yelling by it?
- 16:56Speaker 2: I kept asking Michelle. I was like, what should we
- 16:58Speaker 2: do about this? And she just would look at me
- 17:00Speaker 2: and then look away, and I was like, is that?
- 17:02Speaker 2: What is that? What do you want me to say something?
- 17:04Speaker 2: Excuse me, sir? Hey Thomas Thomas.
- 17:07Speaker 6: We love that you're a big fan of Miccus because
- 17:10Speaker 6: you call me down, Hey Thomas.
- 17:13Speaker 2: What if that guy's name was Tommy?
- 17:14Speaker 4: All right?
- 17:14Speaker 5: Hey, looking a great segue. Okay, guys, we're gonna go
- 17:18Speaker 5: I love this. Okay, So like we apologize you did
- 17:21Speaker 5: not just have a stroke. That was our first segment
- 17:25Speaker 5: with Marler. So just relax. Everything's okay medically with you.
- 17:30Speaker 4: We're gonna be back. We're gonna reset.
- 17:32Speaker 5: We're gonna come back, and we're gonna try to keep
- 17:34Speaker 5: one a structure on one of these.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Marler, did it just sink on?
- 17:41Speaker 4: You tried to raise down?
- 17:44Speaker 5: It looks like he's part of the lollipop guild right now, Yetta,
- 17:47Speaker 5: you gotta stay.
- 17:47Speaker 4: Under raise it.
- 17:48Speaker 2: I'm gonna stay until we got to break speak of
- 17:50Speaker 2: the high pitched voice. Right.
- 17:51Speaker 5: Hey, guys, we're gonna be We're gonna we're gonna'm gonna
- 17:58Speaker 5: rain this in for one second with us out.
- 18:00Speaker 2: We're gonna do weekend winters and losers. We come back.
- 18:03Speaker 5: My god, what is happening right now? But sick with
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- 18:07Speaker 2: The bench, off the bench.
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- 19:09Speaker 1: Locked in on LSU Football twenty four to seven, you're
- 19:12Speaker 1: listening to off the bench.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Really hated him for losing me a hole. Okay, we're back,
- 19:18Speaker 2: we're back. We're back.
- 19:20Speaker 3: My god, you have like, no, how do you not?
- 19:26Speaker 7: I said, I literally said, we're back, bring us back.
- 19:29Speaker 2: In all right?
- 19:30Speaker 5: Okay, so we're back off the bench. This is Chris
- 19:34Speaker 5: Marler sitting across the table from me. You might remember
- 19:36Speaker 5: him from that electric show that we did two weeks
- 19:40Speaker 5: ago from those sup Parade grounds. And you also might
- 19:42Speaker 5: know him from social media here, Yeah, the creative fellas
- 19:46Speaker 5: what and locked on Cox from the internet?
- 19:49Speaker 7: Ye, locked on Cox probably his most famous thing he does.
- 19:56Speaker 5: If you are just tuning, you're just doing m J.
- 20:00Speaker 5: Psser is out of town. Did you know that the
- 20:02Speaker 5: Senior Bowl has a Hall of Fame?
- 20:03Speaker 2: I was wondering what he was doing a mobile senior.
- 20:07Speaker 4: This is a vacation. That's vacation, just a little vacation.
- 20:11Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun though. Yeah it's good for him around
- 20:14Speaker 2: mobile but not yeah, not mobile.
- 20:16Speaker 4: You know what.
- 20:16Speaker 5: It's fun though, you know, good for him. Senior Bowl
- 20:18Speaker 5: Hall of Fame. Are you ready?
- 20:22Speaker 4: You got a lot of I gave you plenty of
- 20:23Speaker 4: time to prep for this.
- 20:24Speaker 2: He'd give me seventeen whole minutes. So we are ready
- 20:26Speaker 2: to go.
- 20:26Speaker 4: Let's get to little weekend winners and losers. That's how
- 20:31Speaker 4: win it has done.
- 20:32Speaker 7: That's right.
- 20:33Speaker 2: We can't have anyone to freak out out there. Okay,
- 20:36Speaker 2: he's got a k bark apologer, got too far.
- 20:39Speaker 4: I'm by winning. I went here and I win there. Now,
- 20:43Speaker 4: what are you doing?
- 20:44Speaker 3: What it takes to win a championship?
- 20:47Speaker 7: Wow?
- 20:48Speaker 4: Winning? Well, then I guess there's only one thing left
- 20:51Speaker 4: to do. What's that.
- 20:56Speaker 1: Win the whole thing.
- 21:01Speaker 3: I'm gonna change the song as requested. I'm gonna change
- 21:04Speaker 3: the background.
- 21:04Speaker 4: Yeah, Jakes out here, our show.
- 21:06Speaker 2: We're gonna change whatever we want.
- 21:07Speaker 5: I wanted to listen to here. So we're gonna do
- 21:10Speaker 5: weekend winners loses to jaw sorry about it, not sorry
- 21:13Speaker 5: about it. We're gonna start with a weekend loser. Why
- 21:16Speaker 5: the hell can quarterbacks not throw a first pick?
- 21:19Speaker 2: None of them? None of them?
- 21:21Speaker 5: Brandom Mendoza a couple of weeks ago, and now he
- 21:22Speaker 5: threw like a semi strike at least, but he looked
- 21:26Speaker 5: a little goofy doing it.
- 21:27Speaker 3: And then he finger gunned.
- 21:30Speaker 4: The gun.
- 21:30Speaker 5: He looked like a nerd. I mean, fine, whatever, he's.
- 21:35Speaker 4: Random. Patrick Mahume, like no quarterbacks ever really had, Like.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Yeah, gave mediac Well, yeah, we.
- 21:43Speaker 5: Got another quarterback casualty out there on the first pitch game,
- 21:46Speaker 5: Malik Willis, the new quarterback for the There we go.
- 21:51Speaker 5: Oh boy, I mean that's not even trying, all right,
- 21:54Speaker 5: new quarterback for the Miami Dolphins goes and throws it.
- 21:56Speaker 4: I don't even know what's a team named Marlins.
- 21:58Speaker 6: Marlins in fairness, a lot of Marlin's pitchers.
- 22:00Speaker 5: Or you know what I do, respect most quarterbacks. Most
- 22:04Speaker 5: quarterbacks attack it though, Yeah, they attack it. Respect to
- 22:08Speaker 5: him for the leg kick. Great Calves been working out,
- 22:11Speaker 5: But my gosh, the difference between throwing a baseball and
- 22:13Speaker 5: football is a little bit different. You try to throw
- 22:15Speaker 5: it like a football, it spins and it like it
- 22:17Speaker 5: spins out right and goes a little bit high.
- 22:19Speaker 4: I know this because I've been throwing the baseball a
- 22:20Speaker 4: lot with the sun playing.
- 22:23Speaker 5: It's tough. You gotta get a little bit more flicky
- 22:25Speaker 5: with it. You gotta get a little bit more risk
- 22:27Speaker 5: flicky with it than you do with the.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Football in the glove too.
- 22:30Speaker 4: I don't, oh you could. I mean he probably played baseball.
- 22:33Speaker 3: He pulled the mic closer to your mouth.
- 22:35Speaker 4: No, yes, So weekend loser is gonna go out?
- 22:39Speaker 3: I asked you five times during the rat It's.
- 22:42Speaker 5: True, go out to Milik Willis. He is a loser
- 22:46Speaker 5: on this Thing's a good quarterback. We'll see quarterbacks. Let's
- 22:51Speaker 5: get it together on the pH. I love the attitude.
- 22:53Speaker 5: Keep throwing it hard. Nobody wants to see you lob it.
- 22:56Speaker 5: Keep throwing it hard. We gotta get a little bit better.
- 22:58Speaker 5: We gotta get a little bit at. And I know
- 23:00Speaker 5: a lot of like baseball pitchers like Paul Skins famously
- 23:02Speaker 5: throws the football before he goes in pitches. A lot
- 23:05Speaker 5: of a lot of people do that. But a pure
- 23:07Speaker 5: football throat doesn't really translate to baseball.
- 23:10Speaker 3: You gotta get a way smaller ball.
- 23:13Speaker 7: The grip is different shape, Yeah, different shape, different different sport.
- 23:19Speaker 3: One would think, yeah.
- 23:22Speaker 4: So get better quarterbacks, be better.
- 23:24Speaker 3: So I have a couple. I don't know if we
- 23:26Speaker 3: want to like go around or if I should hit both.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Hit one right now, Okay, we'll spin it around.
- 23:30Speaker 3: So I have a so two in one we can loser.
- 23:34Speaker 7: Craig Breslow, who is the chief Baseball Officer or whatever
- 23:37Speaker 7: they want to call him, the president, whatever, the Red Sox.
- 23:41Speaker 7: You're familiar, right, he's going to be the Taylor. I
- 23:46Speaker 7: posted a I put a video in the dock. He's
- 23:48Speaker 7: going to be the loser. But also there's a week
- 23:50Speaker 7: in winner attached to this, so we can winner the
- 23:53Speaker 7: pilots of this plane that flew over Finway that said
- 23:59Speaker 7: fire Craig Sell the team, so Taite's pulling it up,
- 24:04Speaker 7: but they literally flew this over Finway Park this weekend,
- 24:07Speaker 7: so we can loser Craig Breslo let go of Alex Cora,
- 24:10Speaker 7: which I find a little questionable.
- 24:12Speaker 3: This yeah, yeah, so I don't know.
- 24:17Speaker 7: That's my opinion as an outsider looking into the Red Sox.
- 24:20Speaker 7: Marler is also shocking a Red Sox fan family.
- 24:24Speaker 2: My mom says from.
- 24:25Speaker 7: There, so he's a Red Sox from like an outsider
- 24:29Speaker 7: looking in. That feels questionable to me and Craig Breslow,
- 24:31Speaker 7: like what are you doing? But we can loser Craig
- 24:33Speaker 7: Breslow because that happened, and then we can winner the
- 24:36Speaker 7: pilots that flew that plane because that's hilarious.
- 24:39Speaker 4: It's always saving the day always.
- 24:41Speaker 2: I'll give you.
- 24:42Speaker 3: One, all right, Okay, any thoughts on that or no
- 24:45Speaker 3: on the.
- 24:45Speaker 7: Red Sox that's terrible or like on the the do
- 24:48Speaker 7: you agree with that fire him?
- 24:50Speaker 4: I don't.
- 24:50Speaker 2: I don't really have an opinion on that. I just
- 24:51Speaker 2: I don't there's no reason with that amount of money
- 24:53Speaker 2: they've spent on this roster, but they're like they're this bad, yeah,
- 24:56Speaker 2: and then this bat out of the gate. I think
- 24:59Speaker 2: they're fourth in the Vision right now, but they had
- 25:00Speaker 2: no chance of winning. And they have got some young talent,
- 25:03Speaker 2: like we had some really good young talent, but they're
- 25:05Speaker 2: just not. I feel like Ironsen is gonna get called
- 25:07Speaker 2: up at some point that promoted double A. That's my
- 25:11Speaker 2: winner for this, my first winner. We're gonna get into
- 25:13Speaker 2: the JP Morgan thing later, but my first winner LSU
- 25:18Speaker 2: former pitchers Kate Anderson and Anthony Iinsen off to I
- 25:22Speaker 2: feel like Electric starts right like so through five stars
- 25:25Speaker 2: teach and we posted yesterday on social media about this.
- 25:28Speaker 2: I think Anderson's got a point three to seven e
- 25:30Speaker 2: r a. Ianson's got a point four to four. I
- 25:33Speaker 2: think between the two if you would have said that that, like,
- 25:35Speaker 2: I think they we thought they were both gonna be successful.
- 25:37Speaker 2: I didn't think Ironstin was going to be this good
- 25:39Speaker 2: out of the gates and then get promoted that quickly.
- 25:42Speaker 7: But I thought he was quietly really good last season Punch, which.
- 25:48Speaker 2: Is again, why it's like been so difficult to replace that.
- 25:50Speaker 2: We talked about that. I think last week you and
- 25:52Speaker 2: I were talking about this like off air. It's like
- 25:53Speaker 2: it's it's in the same way that like you go
- 25:55Speaker 2: from like if you're an Alabama quarterback, you have Bryce
- 25:58Speaker 2: young in Tua and mac Joe who was still a
- 26:00Speaker 2: first up pick, and you go to Jalen Milroe and
- 26:02Speaker 2: like at some point like Clemson TAJH Boy, Deshaun Watson,
- 26:06Speaker 2: Trevor Lawrence dj U, at some point there's gonna be
- 26:08Speaker 2: to drop off. I think going from schemes to Anderson
- 26:11Speaker 2: and I ands.
- 26:11Speaker 3: And I mean you're even forgetting about Luke Holeman.
- 26:15Speaker 7: Yeah, like I had and jump where Yeah you should,
- 26:20Speaker 7: I mean that was that was on your.
- 26:23Speaker 3: Coach for letting that happen.
- 26:24Speaker 2: But but yeah, that's my that's.
- 26:26Speaker 7: My first don't bet on your players. Yeah, you could
- 26:29Speaker 7: have maybe kept Luke Coleman.
- 26:31Speaker 2: You know that he was so this was at he
- 26:33Speaker 2: was doing that at the Cincinnati game. Yes, and that's
- 26:36Speaker 2: also where he was at the Sens. What's going on
- 26:39Speaker 2: in Cincinnati? There must not be a lot to go
- 26:42Speaker 2: to do there.
- 26:42Speaker 3: I doubt it.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Cincinnati, the River walks.
- 26:46Speaker 4: In santinioland could be two riverwalks.
- 26:49Speaker 7: I think there's only one in San Antonio.
- 26:52Speaker 4: Yeah, anywhere any river, Yeah you walk, Yeah yeah.
- 26:57Speaker 2: I think we all agree with that.
- 26:58Speaker 4: And I tay, yeah, yeah, we can loseer.
- 27:01Speaker 6: First one for me is going to be Jalen Brown
- 27:03Speaker 6: of the Boston Celtics. Now they lose the series as
- 27:06Speaker 6: a two seed on Saturday. But last night, where do
- 27:09Speaker 6: you go your grievances? Clearly on a Twitch stream. That's
- 27:12Speaker 6: what Jaylen Brown decided to do. Jaylen Brown gets on
- 27:16Speaker 6: Twitch and starts calling out the referees. And that's fine,
- 27:19Speaker 6: Like I understand people do that all the time. He
- 27:22Speaker 6: was called for ten offensive fowls and the series. That's
- 27:24Speaker 6: the most of anyone in any first round series. But
- 27:27Speaker 6: he claims that they have an agenda. Even went as
- 27:30Speaker 6: far to say, I actually spoke to some rafts and
- 27:33Speaker 6: they told me there's an agenda against me going into
- 27:36Speaker 6: each game.
- 27:36Speaker 3: That's not true.
- 27:39Speaker 4: You didn't do that.
- 27:40Speaker 6: You did not speak to a referee and they openly admitted, yes,
- 27:42Speaker 6: we're going to call fouls against you. Unnecessarily prepare for it.
- 27:46Speaker 2: That's not Why are you saying that there's a big.
- 27:53Speaker 6: I am and like he just said, the best season
- 27:55Speaker 6: of his career without Tatum, big fine coming his way.
- 27:58Speaker 6: When you're gonna call out the rafts, but also don't
- 28:00Speaker 6: make up because like what ref is actually going to
- 28:02Speaker 6: tell you? Yeah, dude, we're calling it unfairly because we
- 28:05Speaker 6: don't like you. Good luck, good luck in the game.
- 28:06Speaker 4: Something about your face.
- 28:07Speaker 2: We can't tell anybody exactly.
- 28:11Speaker 6: No one is going to do. That's on the Twitch.
- 28:14Speaker 6: It's gone viral since then. You can't do stuff that's.
- 28:17Speaker 7: A really heavy accusation for something that like you might
- 28:20Speaker 7: not even have any proof on. Like you better have
- 28:22Speaker 7: some solid like you were, you better recorded the ref
- 28:26Speaker 7: saying that. For you to throw that accusation out there,
- 28:29Speaker 7: that's crazy.
- 28:31Speaker 4: I don't know. You didn't watch the twitch streams.
- 28:36Speaker 7: I just heard the audio, but I thought you didn't
- 28:38Speaker 7: miss an episode ever, I.
- 28:40Speaker 6: Don't normally, but less I were busy. Look I miss
- 28:44Speaker 6: the best one, my luck. Yeah, you know what.
- 28:46Speaker 5: I'm kind of having fun. I'm having fun with this us.
- 28:49Speaker 5: I want to I want to keep this fun up. Okay, Okay,
- 28:53Speaker 5: we're going to get We're going.
- 28:54Speaker 4: To come back. We're gonna listen to some more job rule,
- 28:56Speaker 4: maybe something else. I don't know.
- 28:57Speaker 5: We're gonna keep We're gonna keep up with weak in
- 28:59Speaker 5: winners and losers. This is this is good, clean fun.
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- 29:40Speaker 2: Marlo.
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- 30:04Speaker 5: go to break, Let's come back. Let's keep having fun
- 30:06Speaker 5: because I love fun. Let's stick with us right here.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Off the bench, Off the bench, Off the bench with
- 30:16Speaker 1: Hester and Flynn, presented by Buyue Automotive.
- 30:34Speaker 5: So you said, grease, guys, Marlo, this is what we
- 30:42Speaker 5: call letting the song breathe.
- 30:43Speaker 2: A little bit. You guys do have a long intro.
- 30:46Speaker 4: Let's so we like music.
- 30:47Speaker 7: Yeah, God forbid, God forbid, we vibe.
- 30:51Speaker 2: It wasn't a negative thing. Let's just say. I'm just
- 30:54Speaker 2: saying it's hard for.
- 30:55Speaker 4: You not to talk for a few seconds.
- 30:59Speaker 2: This.
- 31:00Speaker 4: Hey, welcome back off the bench with Marler.
- 31:03Speaker 2: All of us.
- 31:05Speaker 4: But welcome back.
- 31:06Speaker 2: Yeh? Did you mean that?
- 31:08Speaker 4: I did mean that?
- 31:09Speaker 2: All right?
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- 31:17Speaker 5: Knes Studio. We have replaced Lady Kane with Chris Marlin.
- 31:22Speaker 5: Lady Kane's a dog.
- 31:23Speaker 2: I figured. Also, I'm glad that's not my nickname, Lady
- 31:26Speaker 2: k We had Lady Jack and Lady Kane in the house.
- 31:31Speaker 3: I don't think i'd be Kane.
- 31:33Speaker 2: No, I don't want you to go any from it.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Whatever you're gonna say, No, I don't think it'd be
- 31:37Speaker 2: Lady Kane. We actually have a top five female effeminate
- 31:40Speaker 2: nicknames for Chris Marler. What would they be Rachel fat Out.
- 31:49Speaker 5: Anyways, anyways, Hey, we were having fun doing a little
- 31:52Speaker 5: week in Winters and I feel like we all still
- 31:54Speaker 5: had we still all had one or two left, but.
- 31:57Speaker 3: Now I feel like we have the same one. So
- 31:59Speaker 3: you can just go you two.
- 32:01Speaker 4: We got the same one.
- 32:02Speaker 3: Though, I was gonna say the lady that was the
- 32:05Speaker 3: first woman.
- 32:06Speaker 5: Yeah, well it would be the next. I was just
- 32:07Speaker 5: gonna go with the Derby in general. One hundred and
- 32:11Speaker 5: fifty second running of the Kentucky Derby went off on
- 32:14Speaker 5: Saturday and Golden Tempo wins the Derby, coming from last
- 32:18Speaker 5: place all the way to first place in an incredible race.
- 32:23Speaker 5: Almost twenty five million people tuned in to watch this race.
- 32:26Speaker 4: Have you seen it?
- 32:27Speaker 2: Race?
- 32:28Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 32:28Speaker 2: Yeah? Who did? Who doesn't watch it?
- 32:30Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 32:30Speaker 5: It was an incredible race, like very far in the back,
- 32:33Speaker 5: he comes and beats Who do you beat?
- 32:37Speaker 4: Who is the favorite?
- 32:38Speaker 2: Renegade?
- 32:39Speaker 4: Reneg Yeah?
- 32:40Speaker 5: Beat renegade down the stretch about about a half ahead,
- 32:43Speaker 5: I would say yeah.
- 32:44Speaker 4: And an incredible race, absolutely electric.
- 32:47Speaker 5: The kid, the Flint team, we were in there jumping
- 32:49Speaker 5: up and down watching it, cheering uh An, incredible feet
- 32:53Speaker 5: to do what he did from all the way back.
- 32:55Speaker 5: And first female train. I'm gonna say that for you
- 32:58Speaker 5: under your thunder first female trainer to win the Derby.
- 33:02Speaker 5: How do you say he ainting cheroch Devot?
- 33:04Speaker 3: I was doing thing like Cheri Cheri, But I don't know.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Let's all guess Cheri Devot is Like that's probably more
- 33:11Speaker 2: accurate than cheryck Jerick.
- 33:13Speaker 3: Kerrick An did you say chery wait? I thought it
- 33:17Speaker 3: was with the e yeah, Shari, oh my bab.
- 33:19Speaker 4: Devo just my my markers, I miswrote it.
- 33:23Speaker 5: I would do Cherie du val not a household name yet,
- 33:27Speaker 5: not a household name yet. So we're doing our best,
- 33:29Speaker 5: and so we If you were gambling on it and
- 33:32Speaker 5: you won a one dollar superfecta, which is guess in
- 33:34Speaker 5: the top four, I paid ninety four thousand, four eighty
- 33:37Speaker 5: nine dollars yesterday.
- 33:38Speaker 2: None of us had a dollar for.
- 33:40Speaker 5: A dollar superfecta, which you don't know horse racing with
- 33:43Speaker 5: that look on your face.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Very few people do. So I got schooled.
- 33:46Speaker 3: Last week.
- 33:47Speaker 5: Tempo was twenty three to one for the favorites, five
- 33:49Speaker 5: to one a second, then third place, which boost of
- 33:51Speaker 5: the odds up. Was seventy to one in the third place,
- 33:54Speaker 5: which like, which boosted those odds a lot. First place
- 33:57Speaker 5: won three point one million dollars. But more importantly, the
- 34:01Speaker 5: actual winners of this are the owners of the horse.
- 34:03Speaker 5: I have been to the breeding farms, like the the
- 34:06Speaker 5: place where they keep like the like the old race
- 34:10Speaker 5: horses that have won all these like these maate like
- 34:12Speaker 5: they live better than we do. It's wild, and they breed.
- 34:17Speaker 5: People pay them like upwards of like. And this was
- 34:20Speaker 5: over ten years ago when I was like, they are
- 34:22Speaker 5: getting paid over half a million dollars every time your
- 34:26Speaker 5: horse has sex with another horse.
- 34:28Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 34:30Speaker 4: And they're having sex about three times a week.
- 34:33Speaker 7: Wait, what was the sat Like nineteen out of twenty
- 34:36Speaker 7: of the horses were off not offspring, but like nineteen
- 34:40Speaker 7: they're from secretary.
- 34:42Speaker 4: Yeah at some point like the yeah, nineteen to twenty
- 34:45Speaker 4: of the the horses in the derby.
- 34:48Speaker 2: What had the secretary in the horses?
- 34:52Speaker 5: Yeah, basically he's the Jengis Khan jus con Yeah, is
- 34:57Speaker 5: it Jus Genghis?
- 34:58Speaker 3: I said Ganghis my entire.
- 35:00Speaker 5: Listen to I always said Genghis Khan. I like saying,
- 35:03Speaker 5: you listen to smarter people than me. Jingus.
- 35:04Speaker 2: Okay, well you already were so so good with the
- 35:08Speaker 2: names of the owner, so I think we'll be.
- 35:12Speaker 4: You can trust me, guys. I know.
- 35:17Speaker 2: That's like that is a different level of money. I
- 35:19Speaker 2: feel like I remember, So this is weird, but like
- 35:20Speaker 2: my aunt and uncle had a house they used to
- 35:22Speaker 2: live in the Bahamas, next to next to Shakira. I
- 35:25Speaker 2: remember one time, say, they built this house and they
- 35:27Speaker 2: were so excited. Took like, however many months to build
- 35:29Speaker 2: and they finally moved in. They had all stuff. They
- 35:31Speaker 2: get a knock on the door, like two days afterwards.
- 35:34Speaker 2: I was a horse breeder from Kentucky and he's like,
- 35:36Speaker 2: my wife loves your house. We want to buy the house.
- 35:38Speaker 2: And they're like, no, we just moved in, and so
- 35:40Speaker 2: they like they kept on pestering and he's like, no,
- 35:42Speaker 2: just make a number that's like astronomical. So they not astronomical,
- 35:45Speaker 2: but like way way over priced. So they just leave
- 35:48Speaker 2: us alone. And they they listed it like I don't
- 35:51Speaker 2: know two and a half three times, but it was
- 35:53Speaker 2: actually valued and he was like, all right, done, Yeah,
- 35:55Speaker 2: they just crazy money.
- 35:56Speaker 4: I just want that to be our house now. Yeah,
- 35:58Speaker 4: now we live there with our family.
- 36:00Speaker 2: Yeah, and uncle or homeless. So shouts to them if
- 36:03Speaker 2: they're watching. They just blew all that all of it
- 36:06Speaker 2: on horse racing, so it's kind of full circle.
- 36:08Speaker 4: They're watching if they're homeless, but yeah, shout out to them.
- 36:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:10Speaker 5: So Golden Tempo and his owners they three point one
- 36:13Speaker 5: million dollars and so when he gets into the breeding
- 36:15Speaker 5: stage of life, that'll be just a couple of weeks
- 36:18Speaker 5: of doing it.
- 36:19Speaker 2: Secretary back in the day, if you like, aren't most
- 36:22Speaker 2: of these horses.
- 36:23Speaker 7: Like they're like descendants.
- 36:26Speaker 6: It's not the direct sire, but like if this horse
- 36:29Speaker 6: sired the one.
- 36:30Speaker 4: That wore the family tree.
- 36:32Speaker 3: Yeah, Jake's again did the best.
- 36:35Speaker 4: Yeah you heard that stat.
- 36:38Speaker 2: No, I'm not really up to dated of.
- 36:40Speaker 5: The Asian population can date their lineage back to Jengis
- 36:44Speaker 5: Khan because.
- 36:45Speaker 2: He he ran crazy.
- 36:48Speaker 4: He ran crazy, he worded and pillaged all over that place.
- 36:54Speaker 2: You don't get this from any other sports talk show
- 36:56Speaker 2: in the country.
- 36:57Speaker 7: I mean, Jake's horse did the best, incredible out of
- 37:01Speaker 7: the ones that we picked, do we do? He got
- 37:03Speaker 7: so incredible, got six, further Ado got eleventh, and then
- 37:08Speaker 7: who did you pick?
- 37:10Speaker 4: That's not.
- 37:12Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he scratched and mine came in last.
- 37:15Speaker 2: That was wild too, Like eighteen.
- 37:18Speaker 6: I went litmus tests that into the worst.
- 37:20Speaker 3: Probably, he said further Ado. Litmus test was seventeen.
- 37:23Speaker 4: One of the worst. Yeah, great, bucked the jockey off right,
- 37:26Speaker 4: that was awesome. He was running by the other horse.
- 37:28Speaker 2: Is the worst feeling in the world. Like you put
- 37:30Speaker 2: like so much effort into getting ready for this from there.
- 37:32Speaker 6: If you're the jockey to the horse was running by
- 37:36Speaker 6: the other ones, He's like, goys, y'all don't need the
- 37:37Speaker 6: guy on the back.
- 37:39Speaker 4: Right, just yeah, you going, you don't need that look,
- 37:41Speaker 4: I'm a lot faster than you guys.
- 37:43Speaker 2: How old are these jockeys by the way, because that
- 37:45Speaker 2: there was one, he's probably in his fifties.
- 37:47Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, Road Forever wasn't the guy that the jockey
- 37:58Speaker 9: for a Golden Tempo?
- 37:59Speaker 7: Ta?
- 38:01Speaker 3: Sorry, I was.
- 38:06Speaker 2: Diego. I was at walk On and I was watching
- 38:08Speaker 2: the race with my love of fiance and I had
- 38:10Speaker 2: some drinks and uh and I just I just I
- 38:13Speaker 2: just you know, Diego Pavia seemed like he would be
- 38:16Speaker 2: a great jockey. He's a little little guy.
- 38:18Speaker 7: Because he texted me, he was like, do you think
- 38:20Speaker 7: it's okay if I tweet this? So don't worry, like
- 38:22Speaker 7: he checked with his one Mexican friend before he said it.
- 38:25Speaker 5: But Taylor, the people in the chat did say that
- 38:28Speaker 5: you did not play this year's Kentucky Derby in the background.
- 38:31Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it's not years three minutes. Oh, I
- 38:34Speaker 2: just played it started from scratch. Started its okay. Yeah,
- 38:37Speaker 2: let's just want to seem load into the actual gates.
- 38:39Speaker 4: Well we do.
- 38:40Speaker 5: What we are going to do is go to break
- 38:43Speaker 5: because I really want to give the people a chance
- 38:46Speaker 5: to ask Marlo some questions. We're gonna do the last
- 38:49Speaker 5: the bench when we come back. You can ask the
- 38:51Speaker 5: bench here in the chat on YouTube, or you can
- 38:53Speaker 5: do the text line as well.
- 38:55Speaker 4: Wander can you monitor that?
- 38:57Speaker 3: Yeah? I can two two, five, four, nine, nine four.
- 39:00Speaker 4: Or five if you want to ask us the questions,
- 39:01Speaker 4: ask us.
- 39:02Speaker 3: A bully, Chris text it to me.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Just you could just say nice things good.
- 39:08Speaker 3: You know, because you watch it. You know what I
- 39:10Speaker 3: do when I get a text. What I'm like? I
- 39:12Speaker 3: got a text and I make them go whoo, like
- 39:16Speaker 3: on Love Island.
- 39:17Speaker 2: I've never watched Love Island.
- 39:18Speaker 3: Oh I thought you did.
- 39:19Speaker 2: I watch Traders and everything else on Bravo. Yeah, I
- 39:23Speaker 2: don't know. I don't like that guy's voice, the narrator. Yeah,
- 39:26Speaker 2: it's a little bit too British.
- 39:27Speaker 3: For me anyway.
- 39:29Speaker 4: All right, sorry, you are doing great. I'll love it.
- 39:32Speaker 5: Trash TV. Oh, there's actual race. Good job daylor we
- 39:35Speaker 5: found it. There's golden tempo crushing it. All right, We're
- 39:38Speaker 5: gonna go to a break. We'll come back. Get you
- 39:40Speaker 5: asked the bitch questions right.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Here off off the bench.
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- 40:48Speaker 1: Off the Bench with Hester and Flynn, presented by Buy
- 40:52Speaker 1: You Automotive.
- 40:56Speaker 2: All right, welcome back here off the fans.
- 40:57Speaker 5: Closing out the show Monday Show Goodness, Time flies and
- 41:01Speaker 5: you're having fun.
- 41:02Speaker 4: Folks.
- 41:02Speaker 5: We appreciate you tuning in with us, spending your Monday
- 41:05Speaker 5: morning with us, hopefully mad you laugh a little bit,
- 41:10Speaker 5: drop some sports knowledge on you. Very sportsy today until Marler.
- 41:14Speaker 3: Got here, we were very sportsy today.
- 41:17Speaker 5: You just told me that you won a no dance competition.
- 41:21Speaker 5: It was a long time ago in a wrestling Wednesday.
- 41:24Speaker 2: I think they call the singlets singlets. Yeah I did. Congratulations,
- 41:30Speaker 2: Thanks dude, I want thirteen dollars.
- 41:31Speaker 4: What kind of move? Let me see?
- 41:32Speaker 2: I mean it was that I'm not doing that. Let's see.
- 41:37Speaker 4: You can say whatever you until you prove the things
- 41:39Speaker 4: you say.
- 41:40Speaker 2: No Ellen, So if you guys really wanted the story,
- 41:42Speaker 2: I got second because the reps were actually trying to
- 41:44Speaker 2: pull against me. So it's one of those things. Went.
- 41:47Speaker 2: I went live on Twitch afterwards about it. Two thousand
- 41:49Speaker 2: and nine. Get it so nothinite like a six year
- 41:52Speaker 2: senior at Georgia College and State University winning a dance
- 41:55Speaker 2: off at the brick.
- 41:58Speaker 3: Congratulations.
- 41:59Speaker 4: Thanks, want to think by sponsor in every single Monday.
- 42:03Speaker 5: And let's get the little ass the bench brought to
- 42:06Speaker 5: you by do Sickie, Stay thirsty, my friend, I actually
- 42:09Speaker 5: said it right that time.
- 42:10Speaker 4: Yeah, say there's my drinks healthy.
- 42:13Speaker 5: Hey, guess what sinking to my tomorrow. There's gonna be
- 42:18Speaker 5: some Sey's going down this week. Sei's going down. It's
- 42:22Speaker 5: gonna be one of them dose seys weeks right here.
- 42:25Speaker 5: All right, let's get to a little I asked the
- 42:27Speaker 5: bench has to ask the bench what is your favorite
- 42:29Speaker 5: Michael Jackson song?
- 42:32Speaker 4: Fan?
- 42:33Speaker 2: I don't know if we're allowed to still do that?
- 42:38Speaker 2: Hold on coming out? That's our number four. Yeah, that's
- 42:41Speaker 2: our number four. Will you be there? A free WILLI song?
- 42:47Speaker 2: That's my Favoriteerty Diana also up there, pretty good Diana's.
- 42:50Speaker 2: I mean, there was like something magical about remember the
- 42:52Speaker 2: book at program they're bringing back now, don't like when
- 42:56Speaker 2: you read, you don't read?
- 42:59Speaker 3: You read and they of you pizza or something.
- 43:01Speaker 2: You get a free personal pan pizza. It was like
- 43:03Speaker 2: a stable of the nineties. So every every Friday, well because.
- 43:05Speaker 3: You know, like people are super illiterate. Now, yeah, did
- 43:08Speaker 3: you see that video?
- 43:09Speaker 2: Can't even say genghis Con? I know, yeah the video
- 43:13Speaker 2: about it?
- 43:14Speaker 4: Thank you?
- 43:14Speaker 2: Yeah I did not.
- 43:16Speaker 7: There's like somebody walking around holding up a piece of
- 43:18Speaker 7: paper asking high schoolers to read it and they couldn't
- 43:21Speaker 7: read it.
- 43:23Speaker 2: What did it say? It was like a lot of
- 43:24Speaker 2: pop remember amongst these people with some words that I
- 43:26Speaker 2: don't know. Still, I called Cincinnati right last week. That's
- 43:31Speaker 2: super Yeah.
- 43:33Speaker 5: I guess bench Marlert. How does it feel known today
- 43:36Speaker 5: as your last day in your thirties?
- 43:37Speaker 2: I hate it so much. It's just I'm not.
- 43:39Speaker 5: Even self conscious. You haven't even talked about it. Thirteen
- 43:42Speaker 5: times since you've been here.
- 43:43Speaker 2: You brought it up. I don't want to be forty.
- 43:46Speaker 2: I'm not super thrited about that. I wish I wore
- 43:48Speaker 2: a cooler shirt. I think in my shows your outfit
- 43:52Speaker 2: in my forties, I don't choose.
- 43:54Speaker 5: Anything but you, And to your credit, you took our
- 43:58Speaker 5: constructive criticism.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll call it choice. I mean you, first off,
- 44:05Speaker 2: you have great ankles. I feel like you want to
- 44:06Speaker 2: show off at ankles.
- 44:07Speaker 4: Him, great ankles, great ankles.
- 44:09Speaker 2: I've had a great ankle days, hydrated, everything looks great.
- 44:12Speaker 2: I did not expect you to be so passionate about
- 44:15Speaker 2: my wardrobe choices.
- 44:17Speaker 4: But well of those things like you know, blood in
- 44:20Speaker 4: the water type situation.
- 44:21Speaker 2: Yeah, oh cool?
- 44:23Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of like blood, they're like, how many blisters
- 44:26Speaker 4: you got on your feet?
- 44:27Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you wear no song.
- 44:29Speaker 4: Yeah, they sink at the end of the day. How bad?
- 44:31Speaker 4: Did they stink?
- 44:32Speaker 2: Callous?
- 44:32Speaker 4: Like a lunder and every foot stinks at the end
- 44:34Speaker 4: of the day.
- 44:34Speaker 3: But like I know, Alice's probably like, please wash your
- 44:37Speaker 3: feet before you get near me.
- 44:39Speaker 2: Okay, let's not talking about my feet. There's a paywall
- 44:44Speaker 2: for that. No freaking no free content.
- 44:47Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know about this one. How overrated is
- 44:49Speaker 5: the new Devil Wears Praduct movie?
- 44:52Speaker 3: I haven't seen it yet.
- 44:52Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet. We had tickets for Thursday night,
- 44:54Speaker 2: but we had something come up so we couldn't go.
- 44:56Speaker 2: The first one's fantastic. I have no problem.
- 44:59Speaker 3: I love the first one.
- 45:00Speaker 2: First one's great. Someone said it's overrated. I don't think
- 45:01Speaker 2: it's overrated at all. It's a great movie. I love
- 45:04Speaker 2: that it's probably rated, Yeah, probably probably. It's a great movie.
- 45:07Speaker 2: I mean it feels like it's kind of long, but
- 45:10Speaker 2: that's a movie that's I mean, I want to watch
- 45:12Speaker 2: it every time. I don't know what the second one would.
- 45:13Speaker 4: Be a normal Do you do you like the Backrodell?
- 45:19Speaker 2: No, I don't like that at all.
- 45:20Speaker 4: Okay, there you go.
- 45:21Speaker 2: I think it's weird.
- 45:23Speaker 4: Marlo. Thank you so much. Thank y'all for listening. We
- 45:26Speaker 4: love you.
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