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What you WISH you didn't know about your FATHER · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich Father's Day Sunday. Every year, we
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  Speaker 1: always want to know, what do you wish you did
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  Speaker 1: know about your dad? Jared has got a story.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Jared, Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's the story? Morning glory?
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  Speaker 2: My younger brother added a clear blue goes, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: we're having such a nice night together. I can't believe
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  Speaker 2: mom and dad stayed together after that Ashley Madison thing.
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  Speaker 2: And nobody made a noise like it was just complete silence,
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  Speaker 2: and I like pulled him aside later. Apparently he'd overheard
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  Speaker 2: something years ago about this Actuley Madison thing, just assumed
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  Speaker 2: that we all knew about it and just blew it over.
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  Speaker 2: But nobody knew. My parents didn't know that he knew,
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  Speaker 2: and so like my mom, just like the only noise
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  Speaker 2: I remember is like my mom's four hitting the hitting
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  Speaker 2: or plate. I thought that was Dad looked like a ghost.
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  Speaker 1: Well, so it sounds like well Dad was dipping around
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  Speaker 1: in Ashley Madison, do you know if Dad hooked up
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  Speaker 1: or did Dad just did she just find Dad's account?
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  Speaker 2: I am trying to figure that out. My brother was
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  Speaker 2: going mumb after exposing that.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so Ashley Madison, that's the thing on the website
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  Speaker 1: for like older guys, not older guys, just people looking
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  Speaker 1: to have affairs for married people for what we understand.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know much about that. But you go on
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  Speaker 1: this website to try to cheat on your spouse with
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  Speaker 1: another married person, and then it got exposed and everybody's
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  Speaker 1: email addresses and people's names documentary, like five hundred thousand names.
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  Speaker 1: Is that site still around her? Are they still doing
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  Speaker 1: well or no? They probably went under. No, that went
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  Speaker 1: bye bye right, No, I think it's still there. No
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  Speaker 1: Madison dot com. Let me check my account. Okay, wait,
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  Speaker 1: it's a it's a social networking adult website and it
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  Speaker 1: is active. We're Desire meets Discretion. You can get it
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  Speaker 1: at the Apple store. Well, why don't you put in
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  Speaker 1: Jared's dad's name? And that's great, man, get thanks for
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  Speaker 1: calling in, dude. What do you wish you did know
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  Speaker 1: about your dad? That's a good one, Jared, I wish
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  Speaker 1: I did know my dad was on Ashley Madison and
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  Speaker 1: got caught. Thanks brother, Good morning Renee.
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  Speaker 3: Oh guys, so I laughed so hard earlier when that
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  Speaker 3: lady told it about her dad having the tattoo on
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  Speaker 3: this junk because when She said that I immediately thought
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  Speaker 3: of this joke that I was told years and years
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  Speaker 3: ago about being in Jamaica and the tattoo, and immediately,
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  Speaker 3: John Jay, You're like, mon says Hi, my name is
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  Speaker 3: John Jay, Welcome to Jamaica. I'm like, holy crap, that's
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  Speaker 3: exactly the joke I was with.
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  Speaker 1: He you know what's funny. I tossed and turned about
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  Speaker 1: that because I told Rich, I go, I should have said,
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  Speaker 1: my name is John j Welcome to Phoenix, have a
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  Speaker 1: nice day. And then Rachel was like, yeah, but the
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  Speaker 1: joke is Jamaica, and I go, I know, but I
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  Speaker 1: just felt it was more local. We're not on Jamaica,
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  Speaker 1: not yet. After that joke, though, you never know. And
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  Speaker 1: then Renee, let me ask you this. I went over.
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  Speaker 1: I went over this, and my head a lot. I thought,
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  Speaker 1: that's implying that I have large junk. And it probably
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  Speaker 1: would have been funnier if I said my tattoo was.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have enough space for that. It was more
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  Speaker 1: like I could only use punctuation like a period, right yah,
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  Speaker 1: or or or there's just an there's just an h.
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  Speaker 1: And then when it gets excited, it just it says hi,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. H I much funnier than Welcome to Phoenix.
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  Speaker 1: My name is John Jay.
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  Speaker 3: Have a nice day, yeah, I said, I just I
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  Speaker 3: just laughed so hard, and I started thinking about that jokeing,
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  Speaker 3: and you just said. I'm like, dude, you're out in
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  Speaker 3: my head.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in your head, Renee.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in your head.
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  Speaker 1: You both are messed up.
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  Speaker 3: Rich has been in my head a bunch of times too.
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  Speaker 3: You guys. We talked about something. I'll say something, Rich
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  Speaker 3: will say the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, see, you are Russ and we are you, Renee.
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  Speaker 2: We are one exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for calling in, Renee, thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: for listening. Have a great day the farm.
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  Speaker 3: Pay your bag.