Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 294: CDL Hoes
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- 0:01That's like we knew to this. Oh he traveled, Sorry, because we're
- 0:10gonna be watching oh ship. That's the last thing you have said. Somebody
- 0:19said they miss when I said that outro not intro. Yeah, I don't
- 0:25know why. Hold on, I want to I want to revisit that.
- 0:30So you say he said you were if they left you be you a vet
- 0:35on high school games. Yeah, I just feel like it would be easy.
- 0:38People already do it. Huh. People already I'm talking about like those
- 0:41are like you got a bookie, like, yeah, give me put fifty
- 0:45on Bailington Township. Like I'm talking about doing it through fan duel. Yeah,
- 0:50where are they doing that? Nan, Yeah, they'd be doing that
- 0:52ship and they own little group chats. Yeah, he's not trying to scam
- 0:58us. Yeah, I don't. I mean, it's not scamming. It
- 1:00is if he knows, I will definitely skin like if I if I like
- 1:06was on the our team and I knew obviously I know, fucking like Quai
- 1:10like like for example, Queen, I know his brother. His brother Like
- 1:15Q comes to me, be like, you know, Queen got the flu.
- 1:15He ain't gonna play. I'm gonna bet the downship blues. I'm gonna
- 1:21take the whatever. I'm taking the money line on the last game playing on
- 1:26Thursday, I'm taking Queen's under you can be c I t West Tech money
- 1:32line. Yes, Qua you makes second team to other people may first team
- 1:38and one of them still there. M I ain't worry about them, one
- 1:42of them, respectfully. I don't know those niggas. Yeah, word,
- 1:47I'm sure they're great kids, but fuck them. Little Money's on number one.
- 1:57I seek it. Yeah, I seen that nigga on my own mother.
- 2:00Niggas are just a father against grown men, making grown men look foolish
- 2:06that ship. Yeah, but no, really, Hoopers, Nigga you was
- 2:08out there. He was on my team. Nigga on the Nigga You was
- 2:14one of the grown men. In all. I wasn't the one gardener I
- 2:17know, but I wasn't at all. I knew he could do it.
- 2:21I'm like, yeah, niggas better do something. I knew. I'm like,
- 2:23yo, he busting your ass like y'all just gonna let this just twelve
- 2:27as literally he was literally twelve. He was floating from the three point line.
- 2:30He was twelve like Nigga doing Lukaship, doing what he wanted to get
- 2:35twenty seven year olds. She was funny. Oh man, yo yo,
- 2:40what's going on? Everybody? Uh? How do you hell? It's not
- 2:45that series podcast colloquially known as the greatest podcast in the world. I happened
- 2:52to be one of your host Big mic Elsie Kennan's in the building, lamont
- 2:55aka doctor Walfflem And we got Hawaiian Q in the back and speaking in the
- 3:05nature and the theme of warm weather and close proximity to racially ambiguous people.
- 3:12We got uh a good friend of the podcast. Uh we got uh we
- 3:17got here. Yes, sir, that's good. That's good. Yes,
- 3:21sir. You know he's he's podcast trained because you already know he does his
- 3:24own thing. Because he was he knew the intros coming, he knew what
- 3:30time it was. You don't got to lead him in. Uh yeah,
- 3:36tell her, tell people, you know, tell the people who you are,
- 3:38what you do. All that good? Yeah, boy? I mean
- 3:40my name Ampavelli out Jacksonville Random as a podcasts salute. I'll watch you all
- 3:49every week. So it's good to be on here. Appreciate you definitely.
- 3:53All y'all bossed up, y'all do it two times a week, though,
- 3:54So no, we don't we get yeah, don't break the fourth wall.
- 4:02I go home, go to sleep, coming here in the same same And
- 4:05that's how dedicated I am. I love the game this much. Break two
- 4:11weeks, two weeks, times a week. This next week, yeah exactly,
- 4:16it's next week. Yeah, this is next week. Lose to you
- 4:20too, man, Like I've been. I listened to y'all every now and
- 4:23then, and like I know you, you and dev y'all do y'all thing,
- 4:29and one thing I like, yo, y'all studio is tough. Man.
- 4:32I appreciate it, y'all studio, It is tough. And then we're
- 4:36trying to y'all for real honestly, because I did say they got the motherfucker
- 4:43be like, y'all nigga, y'all nigga, I want street I want NBA
- 4:46gam shocking in my ship. That's oniway. So what's the what's the one
- 4:51y'all got? No, I'm messing with you. I was like, we
- 4:58got yeah, we got a street No, we don't got street fight.
- 5:00We got what we got. I don't even know what the fun we got
- 5:01that Mortal Kombat or some ship. You probably got some random like soul caliber.
- 5:06Yeah, that would be fire. It would that would be fired.
- 5:10I'll be whooping niggas ass with the scared of the hose. But it was
- 5:15niggas coming through with ball though, depends on how I got the bitches in
- 5:19here. Niggas nigga, that's not that's not gonna get them wet nigga with
- 5:26the get mask and play NBA jam. Yeah. I haven't played in a
- 5:30while. It's been a long time, very long time. Did you play
- 5:32the new one that came out, like the new updated one? Nah,
- 5:36I ain't never played that ship. Yeah, that was wasn't that like on
- 5:40Xbox and some ship? Damn there's no reason to play. No, No,
- 5:43I played a little bit. It was like Crusty the clown on that
- 5:46some ship. They had too much going on. I ain't fucking with it.
- 5:49Back in they had some wild ship too. Now that like Aliens is
- 5:54fucking They had a lot of shop. You thinking about Hangtown? Hangtown?
- 6:00What I'm saying, wolves and ship like that? I was teen wolf and
- 6:03all that like now you're doing at watch that ship? I think watching?
- 6:11Yeah, like didn't you watch the Wolf? He don't know you did?
- 6:14I thought that was one of the random shows that I knew. Keenan definitely
- 6:16watched it. My boys exactly. She's a Scott calls every time the worst
- 6:24in history, worst history, and he had to never be a true alpha.
- 6:28Imagine following Ben Simmons in the war in twenty twenty three, twenty twenty
- 6:31four. I didn't watch that one because that ship like some Twilight ship who
- 6:38ship with like Michael J. Fox, that little fire and it was that
- 6:42it was the same thing. No, it was a called what it was
- 6:46called it was, but like it was a different story with Michael J.
- 6:49Fox. I ain't see that nigga hit no jump shots. Now he was
- 6:53playing across. He's like, what the It was like, how can we
- 7:00make this whiter? They did? They did? They did? He just
- 7:04did I watch the movie? Is that you're gonna ask, well, did
- 7:08you watch the movie? I watched the movie? Of course it was of
- 7:12course it was like this ship was hard. I fel like, did you
- 7:15see the Twilights? No? I actually never seen anything. You ever seen
- 7:17any of them, not even one that it's so bad to me, I've
- 7:23seen them all so bad that you gotta watch them. At this point,
- 7:28I feel I wouldn't be able to get through it. See you're watching it
- 7:30for nostalgic reasons. I'm watching The New Eyes, so I'd be like,
- 7:33what the fuck is this? Yeah, you would be yea yeah. Then
- 7:39it was like, oh wow, but high school and that ship came on
- 7:41High School? Did y'all just watch it for the hose? Y'all just watched
- 7:45it because it looked good. I used to work in the movie theater.
- 7:47I was just watching anything quite literally watch trying to work. I've seen all
- 7:54that. I've never seen any of those. I've only seen one Harry Potter
- 7:58movie, is that Jehovah Witness related. Every time we mentioned I got to
- 8:03put my ship out. I mean, you know, I'm like, I'm
- 8:09like, what's you know? Yeah? Come on, I mean I need
- 8:15to name for one on Woman Reports. I need to watch you take the
- 8:18chest. I think I don't know. I can't believe you in the same
- 8:22places. Mike, we're the same person. That's why we big the way
- 8:24and I need to see you. There's no way you're in the same coin.
- 8:28What would that be? Check your house, Griffin door, you need
- 8:31the diamond. Damn sure, this ship, this this huff Oh, yeah,
- 8:43that's fair if you break. So what what brings you into the negative
- 8:54words? Obviously I went to wrestle Mania. Man, when I came in,
- 8:58the nigga was laughing at me. And this nigga watched wrestling who said
- 9:01that, I'm messing with you. Wrestling is probably not as cool as it's
- 9:07been since the nineties right now now, Like I know, I listen,
- 9:11I've tried, I've tried. I'm still probably gonna try again at some point
- 9:16because mainly because on Twitter, I'll be seeing people like you talk about it
- 9:22and I'm like okay, and like m J talks about it because he's big
- 9:26in the wrestling were you have man, so he was there. You know
- 9:30what I'm saying, Like I see people talk about and like I've accepted it
- 9:35that I know that the things are predetermined to a certain extent. Like we
- 9:39were just talking about fucking teen Wolf. It's like that it's like a show,
- 9:43but yeah, but you know, it's like my whole life. Like
- 9:46when I was younger, I was made to believe always new Team Wolf wasn't
- 9:50real from the gym. But it's scripted. But it's not scripted because sometimes
- 9:54people go off the script. Do they go off script when the promos and
- 9:56ship like promos is just off the head, bro, Like when you go
- 10:01up the script considered ass right, Like when they don't, we just can't
- 10:03wrestle. Yeah, but all the niggas be breaking their next for real though
- 10:09the physical nigga like hurt themselves injuries be real. But I'm trying to figure
- 10:13out what what makes a bad wrestler? Like, how do you know?
- 10:16Like this nigga is asked, a nigga just be cutting the promo, nobody
- 10:18reacts and nothing, no charisma, no sauce, nothing, Who's ass wrestler
- 10:26to you? Who's an ass wrestler to me? And m J you next?
- 10:30I need to know? Damn. That's a good question, I think,
- 10:33a popular one that's asked to me. Yes, I'm not a big
- 10:39fan of Miss. Everybody like Miss I think he's kind of boring to me,
- 10:43really real world seeing some clips where he'd be like, you know,
- 10:46I don't get it, Bro, you don't get them. I just don't.
- 10:48I don't get it. He like JBL to me like that I put
- 10:52there in the same realm. The missing JB is kind of boring to me
- 10:54too. They're the same here standard Republican. But the music is I mean,
- 11:01he's not. It's just yeah, it's just it's like that one where
- 11:05he was like I'm here every night, like just going off, like he
- 11:09went like going to fucking Tyrade j BL was only fire when he was being
- 11:13racist, like he hadn't want with the Mexicans out, get out. That
- 11:20was pretty fire in the field. Yeah, that's when man was going off.
- 11:26He was like when you had the Taliban pull up one of the Mexican
- 11:31niggas in the ass and you going on that car and you left her.
- 11:37Now that America. Like last night they had a match it was a Randy
- 11:46Ortan and they had I show speed speed on that. He made his way
- 11:50to wrestling with the way he kicked speed all like that was kind of racing.
- 11:54That was real. That was racy because he had like a like a
- 11:58little alphad prime. He kicked the fun out of him. This is he,
- 12:03this is smart. Kick him and then you are He knocked his energy,
- 12:07came off, knocked his bottle cap right off his head. Yeah,
- 12:13it's a little racist, that's what so hard they rebalanced him. He's beating
- 12:20the him, kicked the motherfucker sped out his assro This wasn't a part of
- 12:24the script and you got to wrestle that. You think his ass sina?
- 12:30Oh really? Whoa off the chot brope. You turn that camera towards yourself.
- 12:35It's not a lot of people think that, you know, as a
- 12:37smart mark, I didn't like seeing that at first, but then when you
- 12:41start doing like the indie wrestling moves and ship, I'm just saying as a
- 12:46overall, I'm a casual. I didn't start and tell my little cousin and
- 12:52he was the scene of Ara PG era, I'm a bag take. I'm
- 12:56an attitude error. I ain't like, I ain't like until like twenty fifteen
- 13:01probably, So that's not a bad take. No, that's that's a take
- 13:03that everybody has. A lot of people have. That's why even matter of
- 13:07fact, because I went with my asking my best friend like bought me a
- 13:11ticket two days before and he wanted to go with his son, and the
- 13:16son is seven years old. He said, seeing him as corny, I
- 13:20mean, like the never corny, like I guess when you know they should
- 13:26be done and they just keep coming back. No, it's not, it's
- 13:28just like he like his character is getting I mean, yeah, he's corny,
- 13:33but he's cool and he's not I mean the all corny. You know,
- 13:37he doesn't have that that great of a move set. That's I don't
- 13:41like his matches now because you got that big a ball spot in his head.
- 13:43So every time henew, he's trying to hide the ball spot. But
- 13:46that was the ball spots spot. He got like a ball spot in the
- 13:50middle and every time he do a move, he was like, put his
- 13:52hand, bro we've seen this ship. We see that s the thing too.
- 14:00Don't know how old you are, I'm I'm a I was born in
- 14:01the eighties, so I'm an attitude error. Like so we grew up.
- 14:05That's why. Like wrestling, like technical wrestling, like yeah, you like
- 14:09the like the like redactive wolverine type like Brett Hart and all them, like
- 14:15they were real technical wrestlers and you like Ricochet, Yeah yeah, like all
- 14:18those dudes are like Chris bin Wall, they're legit wrestling. Let me tell
- 14:22you something, all my wrestling knowledge is from TikTok. There's this nigga named
- 14:26Ricochet. He is one of the best wrestlers I've ever seen in my life
- 14:31and He is not even like a top tier dude. He just will do
- 14:35anything. Yeah, nigga Coon, I said, it's a video that he
- 14:41was just h it's a video this nigga walk into the locker room and somebody
- 14:46said do a flip, and he just did a flip and a full suit.
- 14:50That's some cool ship. I was real good for your boss. Thinks
- 15:01I get a shout to the US, say, belt bro, he did
- 15:03a flip in a suit that Terry Crews ship. It's so weird. I
- 15:11bet he's still I bet that he still do that white dad, white girls
- 15:13dance on command. If white people ask, yeah, I ain't gonna do
- 15:20my man, your man cruis, you know you're how what are you saying?
- 15:28Where have you liris? Terry Crews? Who else is your man?
- 15:31You defend like the worst of the worst. No, just don't talk about
- 15:35people. Okay, who want to talk about talk about all the people you
- 15:43talked about. I don't talk about all the people you know, list Let
- 15:46people live their truth. Yeah, and the truth is that niggas a cool
- 15:52Okay, you don't shrunk that off. Hey, Hey, ain't am I
- 15:56can't folks, He's I just like him in movies and all can't all.
- 16:00I like him. I like him in two movies, which too White Chicks
- 16:03and Friday Next Friday, I mean fridayday after. That's it. I had
- 16:07seen him on Close and As Long as You chez Bergdaddy. He was on
- 16:11Club Yeah, he was on Clubs Show. He did a like two our
- 16:14interview. They were talking about forty minutes how he got it like meat grabbed,
- 16:18and I don't be honest when he was talking about the situation, all
- 16:22I can. I can understand why he got his meat grabbed. I didn't
- 16:25do nothing what he was wanted to elaborate. It was like one of them
- 16:30situations how that happened to brother, like you, he got it like he
- 16:33got his fondled and like his wife was like went up to him, like,
- 16:37hey, don't do nothing, because that like funk up what you're trying
- 16:40to do in Hollywood and what nott. His wife kind of like talked him
- 16:42out of it, and I was like, I can understand that. So
- 16:45you're letting that happen. Oh what I give? I don't know? Man.
- 16:49You see how it changes when when they shouldn't be getting who understand but
- 16:55not really they produced he made the right decision because he didn't hit nobody.
- 17:00He up some ms, but nigga, he was just we we just watched
- 17:04him motivating and he probably got paid like five million for that ship he's on
- 17:08America's Got Talent or what. He was just watching him like before that week.
- 17:12So this has been recorded during bright like right, we started to record
- 17:15right before the fucking double A final four whatever, that national championship, and
- 17:19this nigga they had him doing like cut damn there, cutting the wrestling from
- 17:23him trying to motivate the teams. And then my whole time is like,
- 17:26what the fuck this nigga got to do with basketball? Now, imagine if
- 17:30he would have hit dude that final the meat, he would be working at
- 17:33RBS right now doing that. He'd be on two B. You're right,
- 17:37So he got his meat touch and he played the long game long, probably
- 17:42because they say that he played the long game too. Everybody played the long
- 17:49game, and that's an area dangerous waters right now, it worked out for
- 17:56the best. Niggas laughed at him, but he got the last laugh.
- 17:59It just wasn't. It didn't look good for him because he's like he touched
- 18:03me. I didn't do nothing about it because it's like an old white dude.
- 18:04I think, I think his name. He's a fat, sloppy white
- 18:07guy. You know what I'm saying. You're letting that dude touch on and
- 18:11shot face. You could have been like, hey, you could have slow
- 18:15down there, just like just like let it. It would have been a
- 18:19he said, she say true. So it's like nobody would have believed.
- 18:22Don't know what I would have so then, like it would it would have
- 18:25already looked bad for him if you would have said something. I guess.
- 18:27I mean, then if you would have hit him, would have been worse.
- 18:30He probably end up in jail everything exactly. It's just get get your
- 18:38hand in my pocket. What I'm saying, got that black ball? I
- 18:44say he got black one would have got to jail and got black ball.
- 18:48You think he would have got pretty big cruise a big niggas. I don't
- 18:51care if he was big. So what's a lot of big niggas in jail.
- 18:53He's a big beta. I'm sorry Terry Crews big because I remember I
- 19:00remember the story what Jamie Fox was telling about how Jamie he got. He
- 19:04was like, I guess they used to work out in their backyard or some
- 19:07ship like that, and they were lifting weights and terry crews came through talking
- 19:12a whole bunch of ship like talking about yeah, out bench everybody, blah
- 19:17blah blah. Like he said, he said like he could bench five hundred
- 19:19pounds, and James I was like, nigga bet that. He was like,
- 19:22I bet you such and such that you can. You can't do that,
- 19:26obviously he couldn't do it. And like he was ducking and dodgars trying
- 19:30to give him the money like he went. He was like, yeah,
- 19:33when I give my money, he was like, you know he did with
- 19:34the you know I got a family that got kids. No, I really
- 19:37can't do that. I'm like, uh, James Fox, that story about
- 19:41everybody, everybody, everybody storyteller all time he's lying, and I'm like,
- 19:45I would love I would love to hear just at least like three of his
- 19:48Diddy stories. They probably I know he got him. I know he got
- 19:52him. It is self incriminated because I heard he's nasty Jamie. Oh yeah
- 19:59he be throwing parties out there too. That would not surprise me. Yeah,
- 20:03he tells stories about how he always think, just like just less labors
- 20:07because he's got less money. Yeah, yeah, three part. Yeah.
- 20:11I think Jamie Fox is a freaking not as freak boll like. I think
- 20:14he's just doing whatever allegedly allegedly allegedly checked the aps. Did Terry Crews talk
- 20:19about his sex edition diiction? He loves talking about that, He loves talking
- 20:23about it. He has he has a sexed or had your porn? Really
- 20:29Yeah, he's on Kirk Franklin. Yeah, with Kurk Franklin was looking at
- 20:37religious porn. There's a difference. What that's what he's looking at religious?
- 20:40No no, no, no, no no what like dirty not what the
- 20:44is religious? I don't know. That's what the nigga says. I don't
- 20:47know. This is the porn. Hold on the first lady, we can't
- 20:51do this here, come on. And and then Joseph knew her like what
- 20:57like what he knew her missionary, knew her doggy style, knew her reverse
- 21:04cow girls, actually knew her pile driver. It's worse than regular porn.
- 21:10The we three we three kings, We three kings. That's just a foursome.
- 21:15That's just a gang bang. That's crazy overall, what you do all
- 21:21weekend because I'm curious, like this ship was in our backyard, like like
- 21:26I was one of those like last minute I can. Even one of my
- 21:30boys I went with me literally got his ticket the day before well ship.
- 21:34This was like this is like my fifthes wresumantia. So I did all that,
- 21:38So like I just basically just came in. I just did. I
- 21:42just did like the two events, and then I went to WW World,
- 21:45which I wasted my money on because they did not check my ticket on that
- 21:49ship. Yeah, my boy, my boy went there, you say with
- 21:52his daughter. Yeah, it was seventy dollars. What's w W World.
- 21:57It's like fucking what I could period two. It's like Disney World for like
- 22:03wrestling ship. It was like they got like all the memorabilia and all that
- 22:07ship, like different stuff like stone Cold like when he was like an attitude
- 22:11there, like his stuff like his leather vest, like leather vest like you
- 22:15see like no song or something like that. Crazy for twenty dollars you can
- 22:21sniff gold dust song. It was because in there and stuff like that,
- 22:26they did past McAfee and then like the rock like that that's where he came.
- 22:30That's when he came late. Yeah, he was talking crazy, Like
- 22:33I didn't see that. I didn't watch it. It was stuff going like
- 22:36she was good all week. Yeah, when I got there there was they
- 22:38were interview and see him punk and he uh he got like some new like
- 22:44toys and ship coming out action figures, y'all. Yeah, he got the
- 22:51coming down. He was coming out punk. Those are gonna do numbers.
- 22:57So yeah, it was because because, like I said, like just all
- 23:02the people coming from like all over the world, and it's like this is
- 23:04like in the spot that it was like literally I used to live in that
- 23:08neighborhood like that type of ship. How was it getting around? It was
- 23:11easy for I know how to get around, just like going to a game.
- 23:15But I know. But the funny thing is that's what I'm wondering too,
- 23:18because I was gonna I went to the thing that West Side Gun was
- 23:22having on South Street. My boy I just asked him about that earlier.
- 23:26I guess it was like outside wrestling, right a suplex on South Street.
- 23:30Yeah, I had I got invited about him to go. I just didn't
- 23:33go for whatever reason. Well, so after that, I was like me
- 23:36and my boy were going to go get a cheese steak or get food.
- 23:38Everyone went to like John's Roast Port and like the line was crazy long,
- 23:42Like where did you end up going? Like did you go get a cheese
- 23:45steak? Yeah? I went to I went to Okay, right there at
- 23:51that he's not He's all right, He's all right, He's all right as
- 23:59long as you didn't go. I went to Pat Gino's. Kissed you the
- 24:03funk out hold on the first time ever, the first time I ever went
- 24:07to Philly. I did go to, but I left that rock got that.
- 24:12You told me you've been here a few times. I was like,
- 24:15all right a few times. You should know not to do that. The
- 24:18first I want to Genos. The food was nasty and the lady was racist.
- 24:22A damn no, the race. That would be just because we're up
- 24:26here. The racism is still, yeah Italian that should be throwing you off
- 24:37guard, because you know everybody like man the South is racist. No I
- 24:41come up here, yea yeah, slap you in the face. Tony used
- 24:47black guys. The most racist states. It was like New York, New
- 24:51Jersey, like uh, Pennsylvania. Then it was like all the other sobody
- 24:56I can see like we live a little closer together, so the racism is
- 24:59more in your face exactly. You can't get away from the niggas because it's
- 25:02like down South you can kind of like spread out. It's more spread out.
- 25:06Was like, all right, that's the that's the colored section over there.
- 25:08I prefer to racism up here because like down South, it's like hitting
- 25:11racism, like find out somebody racist, like five years later, it's like
- 25:17your face racism. No, it's more hidden here. It's more yes,
- 25:19because it's like behind the scenes. Now see like in the South, like
- 25:23literal fucking kkk everywhere, and they have they're here, and yeah they're hidden.
- 25:30They're hitting here too. These would be that he's saying, they're hitting
- 25:33here, But South, they're not hitting it open. They're like Texas.
- 25:37I know that. Down I was like, for example, this lady I
- 25:41used to work with, nice lady. I worked with her like ten years
- 25:45and I just so happened to walk in the room and I thought he was
- 25:48the nicest lady ever. And I just heard her say colors, Like I
- 25:56know she was a racist. She's just oh nah, she was about seventy,
- 26:02but she grew up in that era. I ain't giving her that give
- 26:07it her to give her Bessy just seventy years old, Florida. Man Oh,
- 26:14I was going, so yeah, I was going, I ain't fun
- 26:15with it after that. But that shs just slapping and fir like, okay,
- 26:19he said, colors. She could have been talking abou laundry. Nothing
- 26:25we're talking about. She was talking about about the colored boy. My grandma
- 26:30still called it. When we're talking about your grandma called, I said,
- 26:34my grandpa still calls him Oriental. So I mean, yeah, that's actually
- 26:38chest is bad. Yeah, exactly to my dad. They all Chinese.
- 26:44Let's see, we're getting better. At least we have we have a country,
- 26:47and then you know we're gonna get to a region orient the orient that's
- 26:52crazy. The sense of game is called the flavor robber, but is the
- 27:00orris like the foreign objects stuck in them? What I'll show you that when
- 27:11we that was shout out to all the Asian people that be listening. Man,
- 27:17they be hanging in there, because I hope so yo, did you
- 27:22see the the the not the Romanian? Yes, the romanis the Romanian?
- 27:27Yeah, making word jokes, you know what I mean? And it was
- 27:32like, yeah, you got a Romanian listening, I'm like, you get
- 27:34the pass, like says get the gay lest this does not go the other
- 27:41way and it doesn't work. It's a one way past my guy. Oh
- 27:47ship. So so yeah, so real quick. That'd be crazy when you
- 27:52being like in general podcasting, you just be saying like offensive ship and then
- 27:56like the people just hopping like, hey, you're straight, like we he's
- 28:00saying, some will be saying slurs, but some jokes about around and they
- 28:07be in the comedy they be. We got like twenty gay niggas on our
- 28:12Patreon ship, you know whatever. I'm sorry. When he did that ship,
- 28:22that was probably one of the funniest ships I've ever seen him in life.
- 28:25He's like, yo, man, homo sexual niggas embarrassing live TV moments.
- 28:30He was literally like with his hand, he was like, look at
- 28:33this gas nigga almost almost almost he wanted to get He was like he won't
- 28:40say, you know, you know, homosexual flavoring. Wow, it's equality.
- 28:51Then the camera zoomed in on his face too. He's just like,
- 28:55his face is uncom I guess I'm the game were talking about you, sir.
- 29:02It was crazy two point average when he came out of the closet because
- 29:04he had because he got his twin brother brother. Like, I ain't a
- 29:08gay one, said Colin, brother, Jason Colin something, what's that brother
- 29:15name? You had a twin brother, Jared Collins. I didn't know he
- 29:19had a brother. Yea, they twins and like brother said, I ain't
- 29:25that. I did not know that. Jared Collins Jared Collins, that's you
- 29:30know, it's crazy. But they looked so much alike. I never even
- 29:32realized that they was twins both. What did you say? They like?
- 29:37They looked so they looked so much alike. I didn't realize he had a
- 29:41twin. You thought it was the same person just walking around cares about Jason
- 29:44Collins Jared Collins. You thought it was like Larry and Lawrence Fishburn. I
- 29:48thought they are like that two differ people that because that's a super twin right
- 29:53there. I never knew. I get it. What pick out the gay
- 30:03one? See what can you tell? Just say you can't get the gay
- 30:14A new game show with one game can pick out the game? Pick out
- 30:22the gay one, the l g B t Q shuffle, nigga loophole.
- 30:30There's money there, shout out to there's money there, just like that TV
- 30:33show, Like the TV show, there's money. I want to see.
- 30:37I want to see how many l g B t Q member pile listeners we
- 30:41got. So if you do identify and you want to share, and you
- 30:45want to share, you know, and you don't want to be out of
- 30:48accidentally like we're not grived Carmichael putting you out on the spot. Uh like
- 30:52he did Tyler the creator for some reason. Uh, you can hit us
- 30:57up in the comments and the YouTube coments for this to be like, yo,
- 31:00hey, you know, just put a whatever I don't know, put
- 31:03put a rainbow flag in there. Let's put l g pt Q and then
- 31:07put whatever letters in parentheses. Yeah they do how they do do? They
- 31:14put a parentheses on like which which one? Which one you identify? So
- 31:18like they're bisexual like they be. They put the on it at the end
- 31:21like it's already know it's in God because he said at the end the first
- 31:26time the first time you pulled you. So I was like parents, like
- 31:32what what what? Why would they do that at the end? Just do
- 31:34it? They do that thing that makes sense. Whatever makes sense is what
- 31:40they did. I was just about to say it's a little backwards. Okay,
- 31:48yeah, okay, but out of all right, so how many?
- 31:56This is your fifth one? You said, yeah, fifth one? All
- 32:00right? So all the ones, this one ran my favorite one personally.
- 32:08I went to one and I forgot the number of it because I get locations
- 32:13so many of them. It was like the last one in New Orleans.
- 32:17What made that special? I had never been to New Orleans. I think
- 32:22it was the city. It wasn't. I ain't been there yet. I
- 32:25should. I didn't go with y'all when y'all when y'all had went to I
- 32:30can't wait to go back. I'll go with PLT. So we should plan
- 32:34on slot. Huh huh. You can do that. You can do that,
- 32:39told me. So you can just go to New Orleans and just go
- 32:43to city Hall and just like I want to, and they will. You
- 32:45can have your granted yes every time, every time you could buy a second
- 32:51line. Yes, I swear to God, we should do it. Yes,
- 32:57yes, yes, you just had the card ready, move ready,
- 33:02just great white. When we go running by parade and we're gonna have a
- 33:07parade all parade, That's that's all you need to know. He said with
- 33:14the other idea they're gonna get your drum madum chewing on the chin strap made
- 33:28you do that. I will try, I will try my very hardest.
- 33:31I'll go over and get a picture right now. Me. You ship and
- 33:37I know you. You say, how how were you getting around? Because
- 33:40I know I saw your chronicles of leaving the place. M hm oh that
- 33:45show was crazy. Uh. It told me, like, how long it
- 33:49take you get out of the parking lot? Did you probably like close by?
- 33:51Yeah? I know what from out here, man, like the jet
- 33:58throat, like the all the way? Yeah near, I mean you don't
- 34:01know where it's at, past the baseball stadium like all that. My country
- 34:07asked, I don't know all this. I parked right across the street from
- 34:09the stadium. Yeah, no, lie, it took me two hours to
- 34:13get out of parking literally took me. It actually took me probably, yeah,
- 34:17five minutes, five minutes. It must be nice to me to usually
- 34:22with me because my boy, like we just went we just like went early
- 34:24and paid. But usually I park in the neighborhood and it's a way.
- 34:28I mean, you can you can drive, like you can get stuck in
- 34:30traffic out there, But if you can you can finess. Yeah, like
- 34:32I parked where I can get out and his Columbus like that, Like,
- 34:37I know living in that neighbor and I'm working with the stadiums and stuff all
- 34:43the time, so I know how to get in it, know how to
- 34:45get in out of Philly in general. I part right right right across the
- 34:49street. It took me two hours. Did you stay in the city,
- 34:52Nah, I don't be knowing, man somewhere I was. I'm closed by
- 35:01the airport, ah place to be. I think it like took me like
- 35:05twelve minutes to get there. Probably, Okay, that's not bad. So
- 35:07I wasn't closed, but it just took forever to get out the parking lot.
- 35:12Where you're at. If there's an arena, Uber, yeah, you
- 35:16should have gotten you right, But I was thinking about them certain every time,
- 35:23every time served prices nasty, Yeah, on the Uber search the nastiest
- 35:31eight hundred dollars American dollars house. Now most I ever paid for and not
- 35:43the Super Bowl. I went to the Saints versus Jaguars game. I played
- 35:47like like sixty five. That's a place from How far were you going?
- 35:55Fifteen twenty minutes? Okay? Yeah, okays a lot. It was ignorant.
- 36:00It could be worse. That's rough. That's rough, it could be.
- 36:04But I was like, from here to Mount Laurel, it's sixty dollars.
- 36:07Great, that's crazy, that's nuts. We think about it. Yeah,
- 36:12yeah, because from my house to get to your house it's twelve minutes.
- 36:17So think about that ride. Add like a couple more minutes on.
- 36:21You paid sixty dollars that ride. Man out your mother fucking mind ship man.
- 36:30Well, I'm glad you could come out here kick it with us.
- 36:34I know. We got a couple of questions. Oh are we going?
- 36:38Yeah, I don't know because I was just asking a question. So you
- 36:42got you got a question. Yeah. So you have the podcast Ran Baxter
- 36:45Podcasts. You guys have your own studio. Yeah, you got two studios.
- 36:50Okay, I want to let us hold one. Oh definitely, any
- 36:52time you want to come out. Oh okay, yeah, that's all I
- 36:57know. Up. I'm a Saints fan, so if they have an away
- 37:00game down there, I'll be there. You're a s fan out here,
- 37:06exactly exactly. I couldn't be an Eagles fan. I tried when I was
- 37:09younger, and I said, nah, I can't do it Giants fan.
- 37:13I couldn't be a Giants fan just because Ah but Saints. Yeah, Reggie
- 37:19Bush just got drafted there and said, I'm riding. This is as good
- 37:22as good a time, is it? Yeah? Fair, I got a
- 37:24homie here Jaguars and a Titans fan. Like you can't be both both in
- 37:29the divisions. That sounds like, Cory, Yeah, that's crazy. It's
- 37:37like being a Yankee and a Mets fan the same time. A Yankee right
- 37:40Red Sox fan, Yankee Yankee re sixers, and a Celtics fan the Duke
- 37:49UNC fan. Anything North Carolina for me, as long as as the s
- 37:54U n C Greensboro shut up, Like what are you? Yeah, how
- 38:05did y'all so what y'all just like what you'll just y'all just like y'all bought
- 38:08the place out or y'all rap that space? Oh yeah, we just leased
- 38:13it out pretty much. Yeah, the Patreon pretty much pay for all that
- 38:15ship. We just basically like eventually we got the second one. It's called
- 38:22the safe House, but it's more of the safe house. It's a studio,
- 38:24but it's like more of like a creative space. Creative space. One
- 38:28of my Homie do do the podcast, Joe, he do like rugs and
- 38:31stuff, and he like he did rugs and like he built the bread up
- 38:35from that and then he got the It's like a creative hub. It's like
- 38:40right here, down, right down. Yeah, we're doing rugs. Ye're
- 38:44doing ship? Yeah? Is he like cleaning drugs? He'd been making those
- 38:46video making like the customers. I don't know how to do that ship.
- 38:52It's pretty cool. We gonna need an NTS right when we finally get studio.
- 38:55Oh yeah, definitely could. We could definitely make that for you.
- 38:59Uh yo, that's what I want to ask you. Where do y'all be
- 39:04finding these guests at? Which one? I know? I remember, I
- 39:07remember one till y'all had a pimp, nigga on a pimp on the pimp
- 39:10yo, they were nigga, Yes, yes, Where do you get these
- 39:19niggas at? I just just he's from Jacksonville actually Natalee. But it's crazy
- 39:23because I can't get him back because he's like, for whatever reason, he's
- 39:25on tour Benzino. I don't know why the nigg but he's on tour Benzino.
- 39:31Is he still pimping? Yeah? He still be pimping. That's why
- 39:35he's on Benzino getting the hose. Oh that's his John. He's just a
- 39:38Zilos is a trick. It's crazy. I don't be like talking to him
- 39:43sometimes because he'll be trying to let another he'd be trying to put his pimp
- 39:45ways on me. One time he was like, he was like, man,
- 39:50how many holes you got? I was like, who, what the
- 39:52fuck? I'm married zero? Like, how many holes you got? Here?
- 39:58Like? Uh none? Right? How old are you? Like?
- 40:00I think I'm talking about like thirty three? He like, man, around
- 40:05that age, I had about eight holes. I'm like he was trying to
- 40:08tell me because he said he got like he said he got fifteen holes working
- 40:14at Amazon and all their paychecks to write the posit to his account. That
- 40:19wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so at that but Jeff Bezos
- 40:24the biggest feminine not you. Yeah, he said he got fifteen holes and
- 40:30all their paychecks come to his account, so they're on the megacycle for him.
- 40:36And he got hold that truck drive. So he what you got?
- 40:39He got cdl ho wait name of the episode cel hose just general women the
- 40:50Extec They hold that took the CD on coast. Of course, I don't
- 40:57know. I like, bro, you got slaves and where's the fucking no,
- 41:05where's the fun in the Megan cycle. There's no sex going on?
- 41:08Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was like, whatever, but
- 41:12yeah, it's ain't just fucking him. That's like you just got slaves pretty
- 41:15much, that's what it sounds like. It's crazy. There's no sex in
- 41:20the sex work. It just work work, the fun is going on.
- 41:27I remember, I just remember that one. Fine. I'm like, what,
- 41:30yeah, that was Yeah, that was crazy right there. And you
- 41:32just have guests that you're just fine from out there, and that's crazy.
- 41:36I just saw in the uh so I saw in the I went on your
- 41:39links. So y'all just like people just apply to me to do. That's
- 41:45just the other ship. When we were doing interviews, they're just like interview
- 41:49niggas to get the ship off. But like on the main like on the
- 41:52main podcast, that's just like something when what you're seeing that's just like some
- 41:55extra ship like Patreon an interview. But like for the main show, we
- 42:00just be like we just get like people. That's interesting. We got a
- 42:05show it's called on r o p at night we'll be having like the porn
- 42:07stars and oh Jesus Christ, I see I've seen. I've seen a couple
- 42:12of clips in there. You bookmarked a couple of you got a couple of
- 42:15I see, a couple of late trees, a couple of actresses. The
- 42:20investment was speaking of that. We need to get what's the name back your
- 42:23money. She might be too Hollywood now, bro, yeah, she might
- 42:27be going. Got to give her a shot. We gotta try, but
- 42:29we gotta. We got an episode coming. They ain't drop yet. This
- 42:31uh not that serious exclusive. We had this one porn star on her name.
- 42:37You'll ever heard of Lexis Andrews. No white? What's a white?
- 42:40What's your coop? So don't definitely don't expose yourselves. You heard of that
- 42:46never in my life? Like ship. Nope, she had told us what
- 42:52I like, Thank you that I hope you might complexion. There's two Keenans,
- 43:05because like you, that's an ugly woman in black. That's an ugly
- 43:12woman or a very handsome man keen in black. It's just keenan, fucking
- 43:16Keenan. This key is in a white T shirt. There's three both Keenes
- 43:22around them. With a little Keenan number something that's a callback. There's no
- 43:37reasons. I got a question. It definitely fits Keenan. How many how
- 43:47many how many ads would it takes to beat up Cam newon Cam damn?
- 43:55About eight? Thank you, thank you. That's that's what that's answer.
- 44:00I went with, no, no, well, it's gonna give you his
- 44:06reason as to why I just said I think for me would take Cam Newton
- 44:10fo Yeah. Four well ship it was just like four big niggas just got
- 44:15it there. They wasn't big. Two of them was. No, they
- 44:19weren't. You were watching. There was el size and fifty. You know
- 44:22how they looks small because it's Cam Newton. Yeah, those was grown ass
- 44:25men. Niggas. They were like they were like attorney twenty something. They're
- 44:30like football coaches. No, those was parents, know, they were coaches.
- 44:36Same thing, all right, ke same thing, Oh my god.
- 44:39And they were from Atlanta. That's fine, motherfuckers Atlanta. Good they ass
- 44:44be all the time you've been seeing the videos niggas getting slumped in the streets
- 44:46by other Atlanta savages. Atlanta, al right, at Jersey. I'm from
- 44:52New York. I behaved, you know where the fuck, I'm from,
- 44:55like from New York, I'm from I'm from the city place. I'm like,
- 45:00I don't know. I respect the confidence. That's all you can do.
- 45:04Respect the confidence. I'm just saying, I've seen the video and he
- 45:09took two niggas and threw him at one nigga. He bowled one nigga to
- 45:14the other thing. He spared the other nigg They bowled a turkey with niggas.
- 45:21Yeah, I never seen a nigga get used as a baseball bat.
- 45:23Like a cartoon picked him up. He was still ninety degrees. Nigga strained
- 45:30him out. He's a point. Turned that nigga into a light saving nigga
- 45:36turned that nigga into a bow staff. Nigga was like Kelick from Soul Caliber
- 45:42to go. I'm just saying, like anytime you would be like, yeah,
- 45:49four niggas would be one nigga, but we've seen the footage and like,
- 45:53none of those niggas is kining. Oh, I respect it, and
- 45:58that's what niggas felt. Those niggas keeps saying, what do you say when
- 46:02you don't agree with somebody, You're not gonna argue that you got it?
- 46:07You got it? I respect unless you said I'm gonna be nice. It's
- 46:09my first time meeting this nigga. I'm just saying, nom niggas. I
- 46:14just imagine he can't fight like dragonfly JEMs. I'm about to ask, like,
- 46:19what's the technique, because telling the technique and I just said that he
- 46:24can't stop eight punches, you know what I'm saying, like we we all
- 46:29just got the same time. Yes, no, nigga, I'm talking about
- 46:35I told my niggas fighting like this, saying like four niggas doing time kicked
- 46:44like radio or I'm both me and they're just like so like I said,
- 47:00two of them niggas are dying. No they're not. Oh yeah, he
- 47:04said four niggas in all four niggas, they all making it out. We
- 47:07all making it out. We're all making it out. Hey man, I'm
- 47:16just saying, we've seen the footage. And again none of those niggas was
- 47:20he saw the footage. It was not impressed. Oh no, I was
- 47:23definitely impressed, but again none those niggas was. Keenan nigga said, I'm
- 47:25more impressive exactly exactly exactly what I'm saying. More impressive. Yeah, I've
- 47:31seen like videos like niggas jumping the nigga I'll be like, damn, they
- 47:35ain't do that right, but like that one, I think they did the
- 47:37best they could. How many of the white birds there not in there?
- 47:42Oh? Are they over there? They're sitting there somewhere. You're gonna be
- 47:47more than that. We didn't broke the fourth wall already, doesn't matter,
- 47:53but yeah yeah, no, no, no, I'm taking them. Niggas
- 47:57definitely should be in there. Yeah, should be. We're not prepared there
- 48:04live. Yeah, we're doing this live. Yeah we uh they're family.
- 48:08Yeah, exactly what you what do you want the day? Oh? It's
- 48:13another iteration of are you smarter? Yeah? It was. I think Keenan
- 48:16is really feeling confident today because he was like, oh he asked about no
- 48:22because this is next week, so like that's gonna be what we do then?
- 48:24Yeah, you're right he has. I was gonna say spring break so
- 48:28you get a week off, but no, spring break was last week.
- 48:31Yeah, I forgot you heard it, folks. Is going to be another
- 48:36iteration of are you smarter than a fifth grade Keenan, modern day Keenan,
- 48:43or any any of us? Are you smarter than us? Are we that
- 48:46smart? We'll find out. You should just ask a bunch of questions about
- 48:52about what parentheses grammatical, let's do whatever just ends with what let's do the
- 49:00syntax? Your option right more in there? It should be Damn Jesus,
- 49:15won't he do it? All right? You're ready for this? You are
- 49:17ready for I have an eraser, please, you really need an eracer.
- 49:25I need that cover it Grove Street. You guys wanted a racer. Yeah,
- 49:30I ain't gonna be racing number one to five five okay, something like
- 49:39something. You know, Keenan really wanted this, obviously since he asked me.
- 49:44So I'm not going to deprive him of the opportunity to redeem himself.
- 49:49Listening, I did good last week. It's just that Keenan is my little
- 49:53content count. So we're just gonna milk him for everything. So if he
- 49:58wants to do this, it's doing. You gotta keep the once. We're
- 50:02still gonna have you raise that cow. I hope you know that I'm gonna
- 50:07win. It has to have four legs, Mike, I understand. It
- 50:09has to be a live oh ship specify definitely did. I'll race the cow
- 50:17and then we can get four niggas a similar bill to you and then you
- 50:21uh ca cam we if you do it, sure could that be some good
- 50:30content? Niggas hat one off? I say, I was just about to
- 50:34bring that. That hat did not come off his head? Still wouldn't that
- 50:39hat? That's saying let me ask you, when you beat them one before
- 50:43you beat them, that is the hat coming off at least I would hope
- 50:46so, because you could beat them, but the hat stay on. Because
- 50:50if the hat stay on, then he really got that ship bobby pined to
- 50:52his head. Then you gotta beat the bobby pins on. If they had
- 50:59did you the hashy on? Did you really beat him? No? It
- 51:02depends on way you looks like fighting nigga with AirPods in an air pods stay
- 51:06in. You ain't beat that yet. But if his face looked like marn
- 51:08after the boxing match, didn't. But his music still music ain't never stopped.
- 51:14He still listen to that album? All right you guys ready yep,
- 51:17yeah, okay, First question, we got some math. Fuck. No,
- 51:22this is not it's not the normal math. It's something light. What
- 51:25is an angle that is greater than ninety degrees? Called an angle greater than
- 51:34ninety degrees. Mmmmmm, you got it? Got something? Okay? That
- 51:42question, what country gifted the Statue of Liberty to the United States? M
- 51:50hm diamonds from Sierra Okay, mad A Gascar. I was just asking an
- 52:06order. M m This one might take a little extra time. It's what's
- 52:10what is the mean of the numbers nine three, four and two? What
- 52:17is the mean of the numbers nine three, four and two? In case
- 52:30you freak, I mean, I could give you a hit, you know,
- 52:32no mean median mode? What is the mean? Say less? M
- 52:38hm hm. Did I do that right? We'll find out. I need
- 52:49to go back to school. That's that's all right. If we learned that
- 52:52every week here almost is like these numbers need to be nice. Next question,
- 53:00what is the capital of Brazil? I don't expect any of you to
- 53:05get this capital of Brazil? Yeah, Keina, No, No, the
- 53:07capital of Jersey train bitch? Why are you asking about Jersey? I don't
- 53:17know, Dover. I'll ask him again. What's the capital of Pennsylvania?
- 53:27Philly? They still Hulse. One of the sons said this at least two
- 53:30times every time. You still it's Harrisburg. You forgotten, I say,
- 53:36Gettysburg. But it's not Dyesburg, Okay, Bristol, Alleghany that's close to
- 53:51Lancaster. The Amish running the state. Have y'all seen that fucking Lancaster smortgage
- 53:58board thing? What are you talking about? I'm not going to get there
- 54:04afterwards. I'm not about to break no, I'm not about to uh fucking
- 54:07re strengthen the big back allegations. Which are you know, I'm not going
- 54:10to break up there. There's no allegations that the allegations meaning allegedly niggas can
- 54:15see all right, all right, yeah, all right, all right,
- 54:22I can see you. You know I can see you, all right,
- 54:25motherfucker. Okay, last question, Oh my life. Where is the smallest
- 54:31bone in the body located? And what part of the body the smallest the
- 54:37smallest bone in the body is located in one specific part of the body.
- 54:42This is a this is a science. I guess this is okay, let's
- 54:52go hold on, are you still going? It's okay? And it's sorry.
- 55:00I didn't expect you to get that one because I didn't know this either.
- 55:04I mean, I feel like it's a we talked about this before the
- 55:07Capital Brazil. No, the smallest. Oh, I was talking about the
- 55:09capital Brazil. I feel like I only know one city in Brazil. So
- 55:15you only know one city in Brazil pretty much? Yeah, I don't know
- 55:19anything you seeing noodle man was talking about miss man one city in Brazil.
- 55:24Oh yeah, I feel like you know what because of soccer or just just
- 55:29justeral that'st and furious boon investigations. Let's see the best boon in the country.
- 55:38You know a single city in Brazil? No, not at all.
- 55:42Uh. Just to make sure I got the right answer, can you repeat
- 55:45the numbers nine three, four and two? Okay, nine three, it's
- 55:49twenty seven? Wait nine three for in Oh, I missed the number nine
- 55:54three, four and two. The mean of nine three, four and two.
- 56:01Are you ready, keenan, God, the is run out. The
- 56:07limit is up. What is an angle that is greater than ninety degrees?
- 56:10Called? Okay? Okay, good job, I did. Let me see.
- 56:15Let me see. I got okay, what country gifted the Statue of
- 56:21Liberty to the US? Frrance? I got Frank Okay, yeah, okay,
- 56:25okay, okay. He didn't change his answer changing. No, you
- 56:31already got it wrong, keenan. Okay, I don't have an answer.
- 56:35I don't think any of you got this right. Maybe Elsie, what is
- 56:37the mean of the numbers nine three four into nine? No, twenty nine,
- 56:44No, it's a decimal. It's four point five, y'all niggas really
- 56:46that wait, nobody got that right. It's not the average. Yes,
- 56:51the average is at nine Mike by four four ship age. That was the
- 56:58easiest question. Here's the thing, though, I promise you. I'm like
- 57:05he was about to get it, but like, because like the number you
- 57:12looking at answer in that second guest, I don't know why. Second it's
- 57:17middle median middle mean, that's why I think. I damn, damn it.
- 57:27It happens in the median, the median of a set of four numbers.
- 57:30It's two numbers though, So that's yeah, you would have to give
- 57:34two numbers, no idea. Yeah, I'm mad. I didn't write the
- 57:37damn you almost at it all right. What is the capital of Brazil?
- 57:44Brazilia exactly? That's the city, yeah, I put Battling. That's in
- 57:52Colombia, Yeah, Columbia. I don't know. Last question, where's the
- 57:58smallest bone in the body of the ear? Hand I put, I put
- 58:05it's the ear. Ris is a good guess because honey, bone right there,
- 58:07but really the smallest bonus in the ear floating. No, it's just
- 58:13like random bone, just chilling there with the I'm actually found vibrations. Yeah,
- 58:16that's what vibrates or whatever. I never even knew that. I've never
- 58:20even heard anyone say that. Damn, Damn. Where you know I went
- 58:22two for five? Yeah, got three two for five. Damn. Because
- 58:29I'm not got what we're saying is Mike wins again. I'm like, yo,
- 58:36you might have to start playing. I didn't want to sound like a
- 58:42hater, but I was like, I'm up, we don't play. I
- 58:45forgot what I'm upset because I'm like, like, I know it's a decimal
- 58:51number, because it's it's fucking eighteen. So I'm like, it's you said
- 58:55math major keenan I did. I did this, And that's what happens when
- 58:58you second guess yourself and you keep your eyes on your own board. Yeah,
- 59:01when you cheat. M h no, even more reason why you should
- 59:05have got it right if you well, no, Mike got it wrong.
- 59:07So it wasn't nine. I know, it wasn't nice. Really, that's
- 59:13my fault. That's my that's my fault. Damn Keenan, you sucking up?
- 59:16Mm hmm. Second man question you got wrong? Damn m What do
- 59:21you do well? I guess it's typing questions. Then might just keep winning.
- 59:27I mean he was the narrative group. So true, I think fifth
- 59:31grade, but might be retained Unnecessary information also true. The more you say
- 59:38unnecessary, the more I think it's necessary. No, yes, what do
- 59:43you deem necessary? Why would somebody of our age need to know that the
- 59:49bigger ankle is called up tooth? Why wouldn't you know that? Why would
- 59:52you need Why do you need to know it? When you when you try
- 59:54to do some work on your house? How many people actually do work in
- 59:58our house? I don't know. You're the guy you're sitting in the whole
- 1:00:00room made, but you don't need to know the name of it. You
- 1:00:04don't need to know that, all right? What happens when you're a fucking
- 1:00:07kid asked you for help on his homework, I'd be like, did you
- 1:00:09read the book? Did you read the text? Did you do your homework?
- 1:00:13Sounds like so you're gonna be one of them pairs that deflect. Correct,
- 1:00:15No, I'm not going to deflect. So you should have been studying.
- 1:00:19You should have been listening to the teacher. I need you. Here's
- 1:00:22the thing. If I give him the answer, he's still not gonna learn
- 1:00:23it. So how you know he's wrong? I won't. I don't know.
- 1:00:30I don't know, I don't know. Just fucking crric him. Every
- 1:00:36few years, change the metal change. Well, the thing is sup plus
- 1:00:43who always equals for my nigga, It doesn't. It's just different how you
- 1:00:45get. I know he's gonna tell this head nigga. But but what I'm
- 1:00:51saying is the way he might learn it. They might got to do a
- 1:00:52whole bunch of X ship. I don't know that ship. I might be
- 1:00:54able to give him the answer, but if you got show his work,
- 1:00:57I can't help him with that. A you should know how to calculate the
- 1:01:01average or something I did for your life. I did, and did it?
- 1:01:05I did? You didn't, I really did. I just didn't give
- 1:01:07the answer. He did. He just didn't finish. I just don't right
- 1:01:09now. Answer. Okay, if you got it wrong, then I didn't
- 1:01:14get it wrong because I didn't put that in an answer. If you knew
- 1:01:17how to do it, Keenan, you do how to do it, but
- 1:01:21get it wrong. The work on the board I just didn't finish. No
- 1:01:24answer is also a wrong answer. Wrong Keenan, it's already adding four numbers
- 1:01:30under ten together shouldn't take you three minutes. It wasn't adding the four numbers
- 1:01:36dividing ship take you three minutes. It didn't. But think is I was
- 1:01:40second guess myself? How many times I gotta say it? I was myself
- 1:01:45getting little heated. That means you weren't confident and sure? But again that
- 1:01:50wrong, sure whatever whatever. I knew it, but I didn't. I
- 1:01:57didn't know that I knew it. You didn't know, Nigga, I knew.
- 1:02:00I just didn't. Well guess what did neither did you? I wasn't
- 1:02:04debating that I did. I'm not what is this? What are we talking
- 1:02:07about? Talking to me? That's what the funk? It is? What?
- 1:02:10We have plenty of questions exactly on debating it. I didn't hoop up
- 1:02:19the question he was debating. I'm not debating your debating. You're de bating
- 1:02:22with me. I was talking about about debating. You ever want asking the
- 1:02:28questions I'm giving answers, You're debating about not debating where niggas can't say ship
- 1:02:34just can't say a damn thing, bro, I don't understand. I don't
- 1:02:37get it. Niggas asking any questions. Nigga, why are you debating it
- 1:02:42because you're talking to me? You what I can't talk to myself. You
- 1:02:45can't never just say I said it, I said, I didn't put nothing
- 1:02:52down. I second guessed myself. I guess yourself. It's okay. We
- 1:02:58got questions. Yeah, we're gonna a little scenario. Niggas like gasline here
- 1:03:04and I hate that term gas. You're a gas because the last time I
- 1:03:07said, you said a number, you said, that's why are we living
- 1:03:10in the past? Exactly? That's not gas. It was not white white
- 1:03:16bringing up the past. Oh we got questions, right, yep. I'm
- 1:03:23saying I want to say one last thing. I wouldn't say one last thing.
- 1:03:29I just want to I want to note the YouTube comments when somebody said
- 1:03:31I always used to think that gas like keenan until we had the questions and
- 1:03:36then I understood, why, thank you. He's a professional. M hm,
- 1:03:42a professional. And I'm just gonna say this again, Keen is not
- 1:03:45in last place. This this nigga name name is Keenan. Women ya.
- 1:03:51He's a professional deflector blocker, defensive as nigga. Keenan at about Kennon is
- 1:04:00not doing Keenan yama, ke Kenan go bare Keenan out. But the thing
- 1:04:06is anything right now, right now, it's Keenan's fault. We got questions
- 1:04:15and we're still talking about this. Sometimes Kean and he's loud and so sometimes
- 1:04:20he's Keenan Beverly Keenan all flow like, can we move on? To leave?
- 1:04:28Can we move on? I just think of the African Niggashola used to
- 1:04:30be jealous of Keenan, the flo Please, let's move on extraordinary Okay,
- 1:04:38Michael, shut up, shut up, damn. We're not giving a low
- 1:04:46door exactly. He's locked up. Okay, it's like he locked down the
- 1:04:53truth, shut him off. Shut up? All right, questions. I'm
- 1:05:00going to start out with a scenario. Someone asked, am I wrong for
- 1:05:02this? Ye? Yes? Okay? All minutes, no stats. Here's
- 1:05:10some background. So when I meet someone at a club slash bar, I
- 1:05:13usually do not give out my personal number. I give up my Google Voice
- 1:05:16number. The reason why is because I had a classmate who kept my number
- 1:05:19from a group project, who ended up stalking me, showing up random places
- 1:05:23what I was and eventually the police had to get involved. I had to
- 1:05:27change my number and everything. It was an entire ordeal. That being said,
- 1:05:33I won't let one crazy guy stop me. I try to play it
- 1:05:36smarter. The scenario. I met a really nice guy at R and B.
- 1:05:41Only his friends were cool with my friends, and we hung out after
- 1:05:44the show. At the end of the night, we all exchanged info my
- 1:05:46Google number. We talked for a little bit and I came clean. Okay.
- 1:05:51I told him that I usually don't give out my number or my personal
- 1:05:55number until I feel more comfortable because I've been burned in the past. He
- 1:05:58called me a liar and told me never speak to him again. Am I
- 1:06:00wrong? Or is he absolutely not? That niggas weird, niggas sassy?
- 1:06:04Why is he what? I didn't expect to take that turn? That it
- 1:06:09needs a parentheses? Okay, okay, okay. I don't know what you
- 1:06:15want, but he needs something in this day and age. If just give
- 1:06:19me your social media, just give me social media and that point, you
- 1:06:24could just block him that that too, like you can always do that in
- 1:06:28twenty twenty four. That being that like it's listen, I will never How
- 1:06:34is that even a lie? Like I can if you can still be reaching
- 1:06:38this number, this is one of my numbers. Yeah, you don't need
- 1:06:42to talk to him anyway. Actually might he might be thinking, oh this
- 1:06:46this is your your side chick or side dude. That's too much. Gave
- 1:06:54information and it's just you don't take it. You get the number, you
- 1:06:57can get to it. Nigga really quick and he has a chick ever gave
- 1:07:00y'all like her sex worker number or that's just me, excuse me, that's
- 1:07:03just me. That's that's Jacksonville behaves. I said, we don't live in
- 1:07:05that might be Florida. Yeah we want now, Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:07:11So she like one time I had asked for a girl number and she
- 1:07:14gave me like one of her like one of I guess like her coochie selling
- 1:07:17numbers. I guess she's selling. So when I text her back, she
- 1:07:21thought I was like a client. Okay, like she's like she hits you
- 1:07:25back with like a list of her rate and ship. It was. It
- 1:07:28was automated text day twenty for thirty minutes. Thanks for subscribing subscribed? Is
- 1:07:35this so and so? And then she replied, oh, my wrong number.
- 1:07:42Hold where you meet her at? Oh? I met her like out
- 1:07:45out like at the club and ship. I say that was dang, he's
- 1:07:48about to be like I met her at the convention. Hold on, did
- 1:07:53you see convention? Did you see it through? Oh? Yeah, definitely,
- 1:07:56Okay, that's all we need? Yeah, yeah, how much that's
- 1:08:02crazy? How much? He said? That's crazy? Real quick? Like,
- 1:08:13I'm never I'm never going to blame women for like taking extra precautions or
- 1:08:16like protecting their safety when it's me it's meaningful, like when it's like reasonable
- 1:08:21ship like that, by giving out a number that's not really a number,
- 1:08:25okay, and you can still be recent there yeah fake number. Yeah.
- 1:08:28Like you know the thing I like that women need to do more. Don't
- 1:08:32post where you're at until after you leave. I'm a big proponent of that,
- 1:08:38especially for women. Obviously it can be dangerous for anyone depending on who
- 1:08:41you are, but especially for women. Don't post where you were at until
- 1:08:45after you left. I was able to follow where she was at just by
- 1:08:47having a phone number. I don't know, he's a good creep professional dude.
- 1:08:54That's a dude on tiktak who literally finds people just by pictures, but
- 1:08:58find the one the one thing he found like somebody blocked out words and he
- 1:09:01found out what it said by like the letters that were like the pieces of
- 1:09:05the letter I was sticking out. So there's people out there that can find
- 1:09:08you, you know what I'm saying. I just it's some weird there's weird
- 1:09:12people out there. Just if you can. If you remember, if you're
- 1:09:15not too lit, you're just posting, do it once you get home or
- 1:09:17once you leave. That's all those that's I always will agree with that.
- 1:09:23Okay, next question, for ten million dollars, would you rather fight twenty
- 1:09:28ten year olds or three sixteen year olds? For how much? Ten million?
- 1:09:32How many twenty? How many year olds? Ten twenty ten year olds,
- 1:09:35twenty ten year old or three sixteen year old? I'm the size of
- 1:09:40a sixteen year old, so I'm taking the ten year olds. That's it
- 1:09:43depends on the size of sixteen year old. The average average sixteen year old,
- 1:09:46which is almost an adult my height, give me, give me the
- 1:09:49that's twenty that's only a lot of them. That's a lot of them.
- 1:09:53Motherfuckers. That's feet ten. That's fine, but that's twenty of them.
- 1:09:59It's a lot of kim. Somebody's got you in the back of the head.
- 1:10:04A ten year old fun that nigga. Ten year old can hit you
- 1:10:06and it's still hurts exactly like the but in my mind of the money,
- 1:10:12in my mind, they're still ten. So no, nigga, that oh,
- 1:10:15I ain't hurt. Fucking sixteen year old. That's sixteen year olds?
- 1:10:17Is you're getting jumped. That's getting jumped from fighting Chief keep when he first
- 1:10:20started rapping three year old three? Where are these sixteen year olds from what's
- 1:10:26city neighborhood from where we live? That's actually a good question, k And
- 1:10:30it don't matter. No, I'm just saying there's different size. So is
- 1:10:34it like a zion sixteen? He's a freak of nature. That's why I'm
- 1:10:40asking. He said, average. The means the mean, six mean year
- 1:10:44olds mean average from Yeah, imagine like six, Mike said, average.
- 1:10:50Understand the three sixteen year olds from Atlanta that sell We just not act like
- 1:10:54because I don't like to stop it. Imagine boys, stop it. Three
- 1:10:58sixteen year old Atlanta water boys. They've beaten your ass, niggat three sixteen
- 1:11:02year olds from Jacksonville. Yeah, fucking with you. Twenty year olds,
- 1:11:10twenty ten year olds, yeah, geh, twenty ten year olds, I'm
- 1:11:14mad you sme ount in one punch. The ten year olds guarantee you can,
- 1:11:17you can, you can get one good one. Yeah. Give me
- 1:11:20the twenty ten year olds. It's twenty of one. But if they're still
- 1:11:23ten, it's twenty of a vessel. Three sixteen year olds, they're like,
- 1:11:27they're right reaching the prime of their life. Take their horny, twenty
- 1:11:31twenty horny and twenty fourth graders, Yeah that's recent. Take it or three
- 1:11:39tenth graders. Yeah, I'm predicted three sophomores, three average tenth graders.
- 1:11:45Yea than them. I'm not. Oh okay, I'm probably not. I'm
- 1:11:49playing three average grader every day. Dam I'm probably gonna be it in the
- 1:11:51niggas you ten year olds. No, but it's reason it's three. It's
- 1:11:58it's twenty verse three. Three. Yeah, twenty twenty is a lot.
- 1:12:06I'm fighting three my little brothers. I think I'm gonna win either way.
- 1:12:09But if i'm if there's money on the line, I'm going with the ten
- 1:12:12year old because I'm just more confident now. But I think I'm gonna win
- 1:12:15an I'm not. I don't. I want to address that three three kwans
- 1:12:19No, kwan is probably twenty one. He's seen Wade, but you're your
- 1:12:25your brother, he's he like he is small for No, he's not.
- 1:12:29He's average average. He's an average getting taller to quays well five nine now
- 1:12:34I think it's five eleven, almost five. I ain't getting there yet,
- 1:12:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that'say. He's not getting close to six
- 1:12:45feet, is nigga? Every day he's looking at me in the eye,
- 1:12:50Yes he is. How tall are you? Five eleven and a half look
- 1:12:54at me an eye? That's pretty close to six feet. That's they are
- 1:12:58near a half hinch. Last time I saw him. I saw him a
- 1:13:00few weeks ago. He's not looking No. Five, he saw him this
- 1:13:02morning before he got here. Either way, can he's seen him before you
- 1:13:10did? That's fine, I'm saying. Last time I saw him, he
- 1:13:13didn't look five eleven. God, damn, I think you. We know
- 1:13:16you with numbers don't really go well to go they do, But that's fine.
- 1:13:24We got some more money talk numbers talk. Would you rather have two
- 1:13:29hundred thousand dollars a year and you don't have to work. Or seven hundred
- 1:13:33thousand dollars a year and you work fifty hours a week and you get three
- 1:13:38years or three weeks of vacation. No, two hundred thousand dollar a year.
- 1:13:41I don't work. What Corey call him lazy? That's fine, I
- 1:13:48don't work to interacts of year, you don't work at all. Don't have
- 1:13:51seven undo that worked fifty hours a hours a week? No, fifty three
- 1:13:57weeks vacation? No, No, I have a friend. Every have it
- 1:14:00for every vacation. They said three weeks vacation, right, yeah, amount
- 1:14:03vacation. I have a for for every vacation. But you're still working a
- 1:14:05lot. Well, how what kind of work? Like you work for yourself
- 1:14:09or at the end of hours of work? The labor does matter. You're
- 1:14:13doing fifty hours that your local is different like only darm Rushower. I'm doing
- 1:14:17podcast ship for fifty hours. No, that's not the option for nigga.
- 1:14:24Fifty hours a week can be able to get to three hour Did you do
- 1:14:26fifty riding fifty hours of podcast in fifty hours? That's what I said.
- 1:14:30Would you have to do the megacycle or do this podcast. All right,
- 1:14:35it's gonna be about eating ass. I'm just gonna be reading an hour seven.
- 1:14:42I'm just doing the album. Cups are shortening, fitting every quan's melody.
- 1:14:47We have Rosa Parks, famous pancake recipe, famous our ten women,
- 1:14:55be shopping our twelve game like or fifteenth edition. Yeah, sorry, Corey.
- 1:15:05We're lazy, very lazy, very lazy. Oh my god, I
- 1:15:11don't need that extra five hundred. I don't. I was making zero dollars.
- 1:15:15Is working work for give me two honey racks or that nigga shit.
- 1:15:20I'm okay, two hundred K. My life's good. I can take that
- 1:15:26invest it what exactly my life's good. The other option is you could also
- 1:15:30get a job. I can still just do a side. Get a part
- 1:15:33time sh worth fifteen hours, make sure you got benefits, giving me out
- 1:15:38the house. You're gonna get another job, you might as well get the
- 1:15:41seven. I'm not working five or fifty depressed, right, But anything you
- 1:15:45get that's not forty to fifty hours a week, you're not going to make
- 1:15:48anywhere near seven hundred. But I just want benefits. I take benefits and
- 1:15:54it gives me something to do, like just get out the house and actually
- 1:15:56talk to people some night time security. I'm just kidding. I'm not taking
- 1:16:01any benefits. A lot of did Meg Meg that Meg Showcus focus a lotto,
- 1:16:13did the she did the hand White exactly, Wow, my wow,
- 1:16:18that was just being very horny on the Potter Big Lotto, the biggest,
- 1:16:23the biggest, the baddest. Oh my god, let my people go.
- 1:16:28Okay, what's all that movement back there? White note, she definitely she's
- 1:16:39a tone in the milk category. Next question, Jesus Christ, my phone
- 1:16:45down. What's a conversation that black people aren't ready to have? You get
- 1:16:51mad at the serious questions, get mad at the dumb questions. I'm trying
- 1:16:55to, you know, said, a lot of the niggas just need to
- 1:16:57die up a little bit fair enough. We don't got to save it.
- 1:17:00We gotta snap these fingers. We gotta do the thing. Go to sleep,
- 1:17:03put to sleep for good. It's unfortunately I can't acologize everyfore in the
- 1:17:10street, every every bore on the corner. He wasn't lying though, Like,
- 1:17:15no, there's a lot of niggas. We just gotta cut a lost
- 1:17:17lot of niggas just it doesn't just cuddle nigga that listens to baby Kia and
- 1:17:23who was like him out of here you're talking about that's good little nigga that
- 1:17:29be screaming. Yep, oh that job. Yeah, no, no clue.
- 1:17:34I've seen one video. He was looking to check his drive through.
- 1:17:36The nigga just jumped out of nowhere. I can't even do is. I'll
- 1:17:41let you do it. I can't do that again. I don't think I
- 1:17:43can replicate that. But yeah, I can't even do it. But yeah,
- 1:17:46that's what he sounds like. He's I've seen baby key all like.
- 1:17:49He definitely was in the classroom with five teachers. Yep, five tea teacher
- 1:17:54and tennis ball in the bottom wasn't certified. It was just there for muscle
- 1:18:00because you know, you got some extra strength to him. It was one
- 1:18:02teacher at four as they had to bite pad like a rabbit dog be biting
- 1:18:10sometimes. Okay, the muzzle that little nigga they made nigga snarling, they
- 1:18:18made damn Okay, that nigga got a fucking work study at wah wah.
- 1:18:29You get to make any sounds, that's all you're gonna be you got any
- 1:18:33answers me, it's okay. What's that ship? What's that call? What
- 1:18:38was that ship hold? When they had like when he was in high school,
- 1:18:40like and like you could leave early if you had a job. What
- 1:18:43was that called work study? No, it wasn't work study. It was
- 1:18:45called something co op co op. They had that nigga co op and at
- 1:18:50wa wah. I mean he had to leave school at like eleven am ago
- 1:18:56go to work to make motherfucking the gobbler. Why people that that thought it
- 1:19:00was a ship. I'm like, bro, you put a cap on your
- 1:19:03life. You're not cool. I mean to leave school, to leave school,
- 1:19:08go make money? You want to McDonalds want like you to do that
- 1:19:12too, Like I could do that too. Just you couldn't do it.
- 1:19:15That's what I could. Anybody could do it. You get a job at
- 1:19:17McDonald's, you just you just more hours. Good, good job, nigga.
- 1:19:21I don't have enough credit to do it as well, because you gotta
- 1:19:24have enough credit for what I'm saying is, oh my god, as a
- 1:19:28sixteen year old outside of school, I can go to a McDonald's and get
- 1:19:32a job. I don't need to do it through the school. So you
- 1:19:35aren't cool for leaving school early to do it. I could just do it
- 1:19:39when I'm out of school. It's not fire. It wasn't doing an internship
- 1:19:43at Google. You're working at McDonald's. Hey man, you're being mad at
- 1:19:47some young hustlers right now. That's what I'm saying, Like you to get
- 1:19:51some money. Rally four period. You already at waffle house, six year
- 1:20:03old stuff getting shipped in. They're getting jumped in, and yo, y'all
- 1:20:08see what's going on. Like the studs is beefing the old studs and the
- 1:20:12young studs like civil wars. They're having a stufinity war. Infinity war,
- 1:20:20they said, because they're saying, I guess the more modern studts are like
- 1:20:28talking about these fems, acting like they're trying to treat us like we men,
- 1:20:31Like we we're women too. We want to be, you know,
- 1:20:34taking care of the old school stuff, and like these these young studs to
- 1:20:40feminine nowadays. They need they need the man, y'all. Sneak dick,
- 1:20:45they said. They probably take strap to Is that like that's like the ultimate
- 1:20:51distance you be taking. Don't be taking that ship, bro, Oh my
- 1:21:04mama, I don't take the strap in a Soft Girl era. Ain't gotta
- 1:21:11be the ultimate disco. Don't take no, I don't cared about this,
- 1:21:20don't get strap. Shut up. Everybody ever seen that one show on two
- 1:21:24It's called Hoochie Daddy. I tried, I tried. I've seen that one
- 1:21:29in the beginning. What the fun is? Yeah, it's a real quick
- 1:21:34for that. It's crazy because the show is actually based in Jacksonville. Of
- 1:21:38course. Of course it's a house full of just like the next door.
- 1:21:42It's like twenty studs. It's called Hoochie Daddy. Bro, it's on to
- 1:21:45Cory's googling that right now. I know he is. It's not it's not.
- 1:21:47It's not what it is not. It's not no thick ass Daphne type
- 1:21:50studs. It's yeah, it's like straight up, it's straight all all like
- 1:21:56Marshawn Lynch. It's like the old christ be small old studs. I turned
- 1:22:00it off like one of the studs came in with like titty tassels. All
- 1:22:03right, let me cut this ship, like like putting tassels on a cups.
- 1:22:12Dirty bitch she was doing. I gotta be dirty because what the are
- 1:22:15doing putting tassels on a couchy fucking mongrel, Bro, that was just falling
- 1:22:21when a little the little doing fucking j smooth. What the two thousand and
- 1:22:27nine niggas to me? Stun fucked up nigga study stun like y'all doing this
- 1:22:40the first episode? Cool, we got some cool chair hurt. Sorry,
- 1:22:53I don't even know my good brothers out there. We're gonna get some letters
- 1:22:59like we're making sign it's a charitable organization. So much for the black community.
- 1:23:03I need you desecret our good being. Sure you want to do this,
- 1:23:06my good brother? Yes, you about to get that juicy treat.
- 1:23:10And where did you pledge? Brother? What sweet heat plays the flag in
- 1:23:18school? That's a deep cut. Okay, yeah we got more. We
- 1:23:24got a couple more I can do. It depends on how got pleased to
- 1:23:28be though, Yeah, depends on how long having good day now. He
- 1:23:33said that this case he was bad. He wanted to leave. Really,
- 1:23:39that was his way out leave feeling got together. This is weird. Actually,
- 1:23:51I gotta leave right now. My bad My point got John sephen John
- 1:23:58having a baby. I gotta get damn playing got bumped up seventeen hours.
- 1:24:02Probably gotta go down didn't need me to Actually, John seen as having a
- 1:24:10baby. I got Rick, they want me, they want me to delivered.
- 1:24:17I heard the water just broke. I gotta get there, he said
- 1:24:20the Rick Ross. Yeah you remember Rick Ross on eighty five South show.
- 1:24:24He just got He didn't say shit, just damn thinking, thinking, oh
- 1:24:33jeez, Next question, what show got your attention from episode one shown?
- 1:24:40I saw that was a game of throw for the question. Game of Thrones
- 1:24:43for sure. How to get Away with Murder? Breaking Bad? Yeah,
- 1:24:47that was a good episode, Breaking Bad. That was a good episode one
- 1:24:51Power Pot What na here? I watch the first episode? I said,
- 1:24:57I need to watch it. I need more. I was like, first
- 1:25:00couple of when Ghost took the nigga in in the fucking garage? Yeah,
- 1:25:06put him in acid. First episode. I don't remember nothing, nothing happened.
- 1:25:11He put his suit back on. Was like, is that back when
- 1:25:14he was changing into his Nike take the curve to commit burd it? Right?
- 1:25:16Yes, that's when the show was actually good. I stopped watching right
- 1:25:19when he died. Probably alert right when he died. I stopped watching.
- 1:25:23If it's spoiling power spoilers in twenty twenty four, that's just give up man,
- 1:25:28that start died. I don't know what to tell you. I was
- 1:25:31gonna say attack on Titan the Yeah, I know, you don't know.
- 1:25:36But that was a good one. Oh the first episode, Yeah, get
- 1:25:41finished though, did yes? No, no, no, no yet.
- 1:25:44Yeah, that's what the mom is eating. I was like, yeah,
- 1:25:46I get it. But it wasn't one of those episodes or I got to
- 1:25:49sit the next one. Yeah, it wasn't that for It wasn't that I
- 1:25:51wanted to know what was going on because I finished the first season. Actually,
- 1:25:55a big fucking monster came over the walls started freaking record. I'm sure
- 1:25:59a big one for a lot of people recently. Invincible, Yeah, oh
- 1:26:03yeah, Invincible. You watch Invisible? I don't watch no anime. Oh
- 1:26:08yeah, I guess it's what's not it's cartoon for adults. Yeah, I'm
- 1:26:14be I don't really watch it. I don't hate it, I just don't
- 1:26:15really watch It was good Invincible that first episode. Yeah, it's like that's
- 1:26:21just like that's like a it's not an anime. It's like like Marvel but
- 1:26:27not Marvel. It's like when American but it's not. Yeah, I got
- 1:26:30a little little brain. I just watch a Hunger for that ship. He
- 1:26:32said, I got a little brain just watching meat Meatball dumb ass made me.
- 1:26:39Did you did you like adult Swim? Did you watch home movies?
- 1:26:42Oh? Hell, y'all, y'all sick? Oh my god, movies just
- 1:26:46so only show that was like weird, Like it wasn't a cartoon. You
- 1:26:51remember one of the shows like ship like that is weird, like the little
- 1:26:56like the little uh little Yeah, like it would just be ones where it's
- 1:27:00just random ship Like it's like, is this even a show, Like it's
- 1:27:03just somebody's tripping, right, Yeah, all of them showed somebody's tripping.
- 1:27:08This new one that's on there with uh uh happy Happy Friends or something like
- 1:27:12that Happy Tree Friends. No, no, it's called Smiling Friends. What's
- 1:27:16the one? That ship was called the Classified or something like that. Dude,
- 1:27:20the whole family had a ski mask. I know that one, remember
- 1:27:25that? But like that that was dumb. Harvey Birdman Sea Lab twenty twenty
- 1:27:30one. There's the old school boring. Oh that ship was boring. You
- 1:27:33gotta have Harvey Birdman boring. Yeah, I was a child. I wasn't
- 1:27:36trying to sit at the desk jokes. What the fuck, I wasn't.
- 1:27:43Yeah, Robot chicken leaf Robot chicken is good. What you didn't see the
- 1:27:47Michael chack No, the one with the little girl. What's the what's the
- 1:27:53girl that's rude? Oh my god? Oh little putting putting something? Yeah,
- 1:27:58pudding, strawberry shortcake. No, there's a strawberry shortcake. When she
- 1:28:02was a bitch, bitch pudding. That's that's her name, bitch pudding,
- 1:28:09bitch pudding. You remember Michael Jackson one when it was light skinned one versus
- 1:28:13it was Michael Jackson versus Alien. No, you see that the Aliens game
- 1:28:16now Black Dynamite, when they had the episode where the cake showed where Michael
- 1:28:19Jackson came from where he was an alien. Yeah, I seen, Yes,
- 1:28:30I do remember that. Next question, this isn't a question. I
- 1:28:34just wanted to jump in with it. It was Agan Wednesday nominee the Golden
- 1:28:40Voice acting Terror Strong. Yeah, she got like that, you see it.
- 1:28:44Yeah, even though she's a little problematic with her political views, but
- 1:28:49she definitely has. But Terror seen that. She did like a little TikTok.
- 1:28:56Yeah. Timmy Turner, whoa Yeah, wow, she's a trumper.
- 1:29:02She got some flotation devices, flotation, she got the floatilla's yeah you know
- 1:29:11that's yeah, yeah, that's all right, that's not really you know what
- 1:29:16I'm saying. She had them Oh yeah, well yeah, because she's a
- 1:29:20voice, you know what I'm saying. I never knew. I ain't no
- 1:29:23pickles had titts like that. I don't know Timmy Turner was rocking them up.
- 1:29:29Like Timmy Turner did he get her to watch Imaginally? You watch Parents
- 1:29:35and like her t is in the corner nice like just got version of sent
- 1:29:44You search on ex videos long enough, you'll find something. Yeah, I
- 1:29:46pretty I'm pretty sure Dan Snyder told them to do that, and they said
- 1:29:49for sure. It was another episode that came out. I didn't watch it
- 1:29:55yet. I don't know. It's not an episode. It's like a reacts,
- 1:29:58not a react episode. But it's like a after show type episode.
- 1:30:03So there's no new information, right, I mean, unless it's coming from
- 1:30:06the people. It's not like an actual part of it. Gotcha, gotcha?
- 1:30:12What type of nonsense? Have any of you ever considered going into law
- 1:30:17enforcement? I've got a multiple times now. The first I considered is maybe
- 1:30:23doing security on the sign. Corey's not here, so as much law enforcement
- 1:30:27as I've gotten. No, No, I'm not even I'm not mean enough
- 1:30:31for that. You know, you you you have to be somewhat insane to
- 1:30:36do that. Yeah, definitely, I have to do it. I went
- 1:30:40to school with like he had became a police officer, and he just hopped
- 1:30:44on Facebook and he said, I'm twelve. Okay, you are a cop.
- 1:30:48It's not a game. I don't know. He's rapping itself. Okay,
- 1:30:56shut up. Everybody just said, okay, proudly you proud of being
- 1:31:00a bitch with with the suit on. Take another, what I look like
- 1:31:08that goddamn snitch. I'm twelve, not even like on some prod, like
- 1:31:19some dignified I'm a I'm a law police twelve. I'm the fence. Now
- 1:31:27get your door gass on here. Somebody posted that Tyler. The creators like,
- 1:31:30okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Next question might be
- 1:31:38the last one. Let's see m hmm. Okay. If someone is born
- 1:31:45deaf, what language do they thinking? I've heard that too, and it's
- 1:31:51what language they speak thinking what they're thinking. I mean, probably it's not
- 1:32:00a bad answer. That is a bad answer. I think that's a bad
- 1:32:03answer. I think it was accurate one because if they're deaf, how they
- 1:32:09won't know any sounds? It sounds, so why would they think that they
- 1:32:14wouldn't know you know what, It's like it's a theatric star. At least
- 1:32:15I'm safe for thee when they be throwing up the game side of the ship,
- 1:32:19I mean with the hands signd like how they know what to like?
- 1:32:23They like that like, oh dog. I think it just goes in their
- 1:32:26head like all right, I'm picturing a dog and then that and then think
- 1:32:30there's a lot of pictures and writing. Yeah, just think about words maybe
- 1:32:34because what it's association? Words? Associate? Because an't there people? Isn't
- 1:32:39there like a percentage of people out there who don't have an inner voice,
- 1:32:43like they don't hear anything. I don't know how that's I find that hard
- 1:32:45to believe, but very hard to believe people out there who just don't have
- 1:32:48an inner voice in the head, like yeah, so when they be dreaming,
- 1:32:53they don't hear ship, I mean dreaming different soilent pictures. Charlie chap
- 1:33:02whoa our young hero goes to the story. It's just with the words popping
- 1:33:10up at the bottom, Like if they're like saying they're like reading something,
- 1:33:21they're like reading a book. There's no voice to go with that. They're
- 1:33:26just reading the words, just reading words. Or it's just like if you
- 1:33:30ask them to like think about an apple, they don't see it like apple
- 1:33:34in their head. They're just like the word apple. They can't envision an
- 1:33:39apple inside their head. It's just wait, are they definitely blind? You
- 1:33:43said, defer No, I'm talking about what he's talking about, the inner
- 1:33:45voice voice. They can't even envision. I think they's lack of imagination.
- 1:33:49I guess they said deaf people lack imagination. That's talking about their ears,
- 1:33:59he said, deaf people will lack imagine it, trying to do it like
- 1:34:02that episode deaf people lacking anything. I know you don't. I'm sorry I
- 1:34:12had to. I'm sorry. I met her. She's a really nice lady.
- 1:34:15I'm sorry. I'm glad I would think I was, like, she
- 1:34:19can still here. She's just hard. She's deaf, but more so hard
- 1:34:23of hearing. And I met her. She's a really nice lady. Is
- 1:34:27she here a little bit? But she is? That one was for you
- 1:34:29equality, Yeah, exactly. Everybody can get it. D I mm hmm,
- 1:34:35yeah, that's the new nigger. Yeah it is, yes, it
- 1:34:43is. Yeah, anything. It's pretty crazy. They come with a new
- 1:34:47one every year. It's actually last year was thug right, No, it
- 1:34:53was woke whoa yeah, whoa that lost his meeting, like you're woke,
- 1:34:58Like yeah, I'm awake. Yeah, I know what's going on in the
- 1:35:01room. Oh b was a good one. They love that liberal lib Yeah
- 1:35:06yeah yeah. Thug thug was like during like the when niggas getting shot.
- 1:35:13That was that time. He's a thug? What a Alan iverson? What
- 1:35:17a? That was a funny ass meme that people use on the Twitter.
- 1:35:23You ever seen the one with it would be like Black Lives Matter and like
- 1:35:26chalk and the Lady throw it anytime you see some nigga some deep fries cheese
- 1:35:36stick, nat doing that anymore? We have a deep fried salmon cheeseburger ice
- 1:35:45cream cone. Alright, get rid of it, all right, alright,
- 1:35:47it don't matter ship all right, man, Let's let's get the flip all
- 1:35:57out of here. All right. Man, Once she's no will say what
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- 1:37:02THEMN them there and uh plugg you random play that, yes, sir,
- 1:37:08random as of podcasts follow me on what's the Twitter. I was trying to
- 1:37:14be politically. It's Twitter for It's Twitter, every social media r a O
- 1:37:21podcast. We're gonna follow my personal page, Ampavili. Good stuff on there.
- 1:37:27Black Marlins Man said, I've been following you for a long time.
- 1:37:30Yeah, I've been following all y'all. Yeah, like I said, I
- 1:37:32watched the show just on. I watched the show. He's not just like
- 1:37:38a random person that is, like, can I come on? It's good
- 1:37:40when the internet friends become real friends on time and yeah you heard that.
- 1:37:45He's not just random persons to come on here. Yeah, make sure,
- 1:37:48but yeah, make sure. It's definite gonna be some nigga, man,
- 1:37:53what's up with this? It happens. You can get on. It happens.
- 1:37:59Every nigga is vetted. Don't day, don't reach out, do not
- 1:38:02reach out, do not come, do not email. You may not bring
- 1:38:06your white wife or yourself. Mhm, just the wife. You see.
- 1:38:17You know, doctor was talking about Joel and B. He's I love you
- 1:38:20Joel and B. But you gotta bunny. You gotta unbunny yourself, my
- 1:38:25buddy, you gotta you gotta unbunny yourself. I can't wait your jersey if
- 1:38:30you gotta bunny, you gotta unbunny yourself. So I encourage you all to
- 1:38:34unbunny yourself. That's crazy, that's what I'm here. He doesn't support black
- 1:38:41freedom. That's crazy. No freedom, black freedom to go into subjugation.
- 1:38:44No, I do not unbunny yourself. Uh yeah, we'll see y'all next
- 1:38:48week. Save time. Bye bye, Oh y'all, y'all misses in the
- 1:39:04world and has more. Yea, he's what he was like. He was
- 1:39:12like, you think just because a white woman calls your head or a black
- 1:39:15woman says you're not here, so the white woman's gonna say that you are
- 1:39:16here. You want me to believe that. You want that the black because
- 1:39:20the black woman called you up, that the white women called you hands.
- 1:39:25I say, I wouldn't believe that. But I will not beat my children.
- 1:39:29I'm only going to spank my children if they do something that puts themselves
- 1:39:31a danger on the life danger the lives of another. So if a if
- 1:39:36a little boy, you know, he misses his homework, I'm not beating
- 1:39:40him. That's a discussion. But if he puts his hands on that fire
- 1:39:43stove, I'm whooping that ad. He was yell, and then the person
- 1:39:47was like, all right, theoretically, if your daughter comes home with a
- 1:39:50white man, is that a beaten yes,