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Set 1: The Damn YankEEEEs · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: Woo!
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  Speaker 2: Still gots.
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  Speaker 1: Woo!
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  Speaker 3: I gotta be honest with you, Bruce, there's a good
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  Speaker 3: chance I'd be high anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Woo!
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  Speaker 4: And I'm wondering how the football weekend was. Were you
• 0:07
  Speaker 4: able to watch it? Wow, what happened? Oh, I'm tired
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  Speaker 4: of him.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 4: How about that?
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  Speaker 2: In company. We are mother shuckers, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Woo!
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  Speaker 5: Bruce, does Faison Brandon's name sound like it's on backwards?
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  Speaker 4: No doubt.
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  Speaker 5: It's time to get your.
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  Speaker 5: It's time to get your financials. To get the all boat.
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  Speaker 2: You got nothing right there.
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  Speaker 5: This is not going well.
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  Speaker 2: This is Stu Gotts and Company. Stu, back to you.
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  Speaker 3: We have a concerned and very upset, very angry Yankee
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  Speaker 3: fan in Taylor here. I'm not certain how Ricky Mantle
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: is doing. Mikey A is probably upset and nervous as well.
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  Speaker 3: The Yankees go down two games to nothing to the Rays.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get to that in just a second. What did
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  Speaker 3: you guys make of Falcons and Saints last night? I
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  Speaker 3: got to tell you, the Falcons are for real. In
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  Speaker 3: that division with a quarterback that is competent and all
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  Speaker 3: those weapons on offense, the Falcons appear to be the
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  Speaker 3: best team in that conference.
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  Speaker 4: How about that? In that division. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels like we have to recalibrate our expectations
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  Speaker 5: for this Falcons team because we were kind of judging
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  Speaker 5: them through two weeks based on Cooper Rush at quarterback
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  Speaker 5: and a pretty unfair evaluation for this Falcon team because
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  Speaker 5: of how bad Cooper Rush is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Michael Penix in this offense.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Unlocks a totally different ceiling for this team.
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  Speaker 4: And B.
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  Speaker 5: John Robinson, Brian Robinson Jr., a couple B. Robinsons in
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  Speaker 5: your backfield cutting it up.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking myself into this Falcons team.
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  Speaker 4: How could you not? I mean, how could you not?
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  Speaker 4: They ruined New Orleans night last night.
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  Speaker 3: I was anti-American. If you bet the Falcons, we put
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  Speaker 3: that on the poll yesterday, and yet I found myself
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  Speaker 3: betting on the Falcons.
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  Speaker 5: We were so sure.
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  Speaker 6: There's a reason I'm wearing a Canadian hat.
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  Speaker 5: We were so sure that the Saints were going to
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  Speaker 5: win this game. I texted one of my friends, my
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  Speaker 5: old roommate Ian, and I said, This might be a
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  Speaker 5: bet-the-rent game on the Saints. He goes, there's no chance
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  Speaker 5: the Saints lose this emotional game.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 5: And then within five minutes and watching B. John Robinson
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  Speaker 5: streak down the sideline.
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  Speaker 4: First drive, yep. B.
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  Speaker 5: John Robinson's first touch of the game where he goes
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  Speaker 5: 59 yards.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The way he moves is so effortless.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a gazelle just– gazing through the field and
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  Speaker 1: he's like oh my god it's beautiful when he's running
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  Speaker 1: i said i said last week after that packers game
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  Speaker 1: that he's the closest thing we've seen to barry sanders
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  Speaker 1: and then troy acheman in yesterday's broadcast was like this
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  Speaker 1: guy's reminding me a lot of a lot of barry sanders.
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  Speaker 3: Yes uh different style uh he's a more powerful running
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  Speaker 3: back barry was elusive bijan is everything um it's it's
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  Speaker 3: amazing to watch a guy i've told you this story
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  Speaker 3: before where I called.
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  Speaker 4: Dominique Foxworth once. He was at Ravens training camp.
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  Speaker 3: And I asked him if Lamar Jackson was as good
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  Speaker 3: as everyone says he is. And he said, Stigatz, when
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  Speaker 3: you're looking at a field of world-class athletes and there's
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  Speaker 3: a guy who stands out the way Lamar Jackson stands out,
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  Speaker 3: that means he's really, really good. And that's what you
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  Speaker 3: feel like you're watching when you watch Bijan Robinson.
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  Speaker 4: He's playing the game.
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  Speaker 3: There are a bunch of world-class athletes on that football field,
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  Speaker 3: and he is by far the best and most athletic
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  Speaker 3: of all of them, and he makes the game look
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  Speaker 3: easy at times.
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  Speaker 4: He really does.
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  Speaker 6: And I think a little credit has to go to
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  Speaker 6: Kevin Stefanski because Kevin Stefanski is using him in all
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  Speaker 6: of the right ways, and he is not overloading him
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  Speaker 6: either by using Brian Robinson, who vultures three touchdowns in
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  Speaker 6: a game where if you had Bijan Robinson on your
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  Speaker 6: fantasy team, you did okay, but you could have had
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  Speaker 6: six touchdowns.
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  Speaker 4: I do have him on my fantasy team, and he
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  Speaker 4: did just enough. I'm fine.
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  Speaker 5: So I have this stat from ESPN Insights on how
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  Speaker 5: much B. John Robinson loves playing in primetime. B. John
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  Speaker 5: Robinson has played in 11 primetime games in his career.
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  Speaker 5: He has the highest scrimmage yards per game in the
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  Speaker 5: NFL since the 1970 merger in those games, 145.4 yards
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  Speaker 5: per game in primetime games. Barry Sanders is the next
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  Speaker 5: closest scrimmage At 126.3. Yes. And then in four Monday
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  Speaker 5: night football games, B. John Robinson has averaged 181 scrimmage
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  Speaker 5: yards per game, which is the most in Monday night
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  Speaker 5: football history.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Most teams would love to have the other B. Robinson.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he'd be running back one on like half teams
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  Speaker 5: in the NFL. B.
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  Speaker 6: John could have raised that level last night if they
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  Speaker 6: weren't so far ahead because they were like, ah, B. John,
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  Speaker 6: you don't need to be taking these carries in the
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  Speaker 6: third and fourth quarter. We're already so far ahead. He
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  Speaker 6: could have gone for like 250 at least.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, easily.
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  Speaker 3: Mikey, this is the difference, though, between the Falcons having
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  Speaker 3: a competent quarterback and them not having one.
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  Speaker 4: First two weeks, they scored 16 points. They scored 16 points.
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  Speaker 4: The last two weeks, they have scored 80.
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  Speaker 6: On the other side of the ball, man, that defense,
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  Speaker 6: that defense looks pretty good. I was a little afraid
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  Speaker 6: for our boy Tyler Shuck because he wasn't just getting pressured.
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  Speaker 6: He was getting pressured up the middle by the defensive
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  Speaker 6: tackles quickly.
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  Speaker 2: He could not get the ball off.
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  Speaker 5: When it comes to that NFC South, I'm ready to
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  Speaker 5: cross off the Buccaneers. I think with Baker Mayfield's injury
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  Speaker 5: and Jalen Daniels starting more games, I really don't see
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  Speaker 5: any way Todd Bowles turns it around in Tampa. The Saints,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not crazy.
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  Speaker 4: About— He'll still have his job if he doesn't, so
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not crazy about the Saints team. Their running back
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  Speaker 5: room is dreadful.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's Kamara now.
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  Speaker 2: It's whatever— Travis H.N. went on IR. He should be back.
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  Speaker 1: H.N.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's whenever he gets back, but Miller is— not
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  Speaker 5: explosive in the least. And then you have whatever's left
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  Speaker 5: of Alvin Kamara at this point. If, if I told you,
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  Speaker 5: you had a pick today between the Panthers and what
• 5:59
  Speaker 5: we've seen from Bryce Young, where Bryce Young is getting
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  Speaker 5: legit MVP chance in, in primetime games in Charlotte or
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  Speaker 5: Bijan Robinson and the Falcons, which team do you have
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  Speaker 5: more confidence in to win the NFC South?
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's a good question. Both good teams.
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  Speaker 3: I would say the Falcons just because I think top
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  Speaker 3: to bottom Bryce Young is great. I love watching him play.
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  Speaker 3: I just think the Falcons have an overall better team.
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  Speaker 4: Is that fair, Mikey?
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  Speaker 2: I think that's fair.
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  Speaker 6: I think Carolina, man, this is going to be really
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  Speaker 6: fun to watch down the stretch because I have a
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  Speaker 6: feeling those two are going to separate themselves and they're
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  Speaker 6: really going to start running away with it. And they're
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  Speaker 6: both explosive offenses with young quarterbacks who are young playmakers
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  Speaker 6: on both sides that we can't wait to watch. Give
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  Speaker 6: me these games in primetime later in the season.
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  Speaker 3: They do play the final game of the regular season.
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  Speaker 3: There's a TBD right next to it, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Circle it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you now. Sunday night.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they played once this year, but that was with
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  Speaker 3: Cooper Rush, and Carolina beat them 34-3.
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  Speaker 2: That doesn't count. Right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it does in the standings. You're right. It does count,
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  Speaker 4: but you're right.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't really count because that wasn't the real Falcon
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  Speaker 3: team because the real Falcon team, of course, as we know,
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  Speaker 3: has two Robinsons and Michael Penix.
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  Speaker 5: And Drake London.
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  Speaker 4: Kyle Pitts. Pitts showed signs of life last night.
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  Speaker 5: That faint sound you heard in New Orleans in the
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  Speaker 5: Superdome was Kyle Pitts coming back to life. Three catches,
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  Speaker 5: 47 yards.
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  Speaker 4: Put that on the poll.
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  Speaker 3: What was the faint sound you heard in the Superdome
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  Speaker 3: last night? Kyle Pitts coming back to life. They're a
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  Speaker 3: different team with a competent quarterback. And not just competent.
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  Speaker 3: Pennix has played well. Like, he hasn't turned the ball over.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a cannon for an arm. He can make
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  Speaker 3: all the NFL throws. He can fit it in windows.
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  Speaker 3: And they have a great running game and a good defense.
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  Speaker 3: So I'll say Falcons over Carolina. And I'm not happy
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  Speaker 3: saying it because there is no better watch in the NFL,
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  Speaker 3: win or loss, than Carolina. I love that team, right?
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  Speaker 3: They're the most entertaining team in football.
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  Speaker 5: I can't quit this Panthers team.
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  Speaker 4: Even when they lose, they're entertaining.
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  Speaker 5: Going into that Sunday night football game, they were like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: the Panthers, this is who's starting in their secondary. Like,
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  Speaker 5: this guy's barely played. This guy's up from the practice squad.
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  Speaker 5: And you just see Bryce Young taking the field. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm a little unfair to Bryce Young because I love
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  Speaker 5: Bryce Young. Bryce Young is probably my favorite quarterback in
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  Speaker 5: the NFL. But there's something about Bryce Young where I almost, like,
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  Speaker 5: infantize him where I'm like, oh, Bryce Young, he's so
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  Speaker 5: cute when he's running out there. He's so little when
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  Speaker 5: he's running out there. And then he's just slinging it
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  Speaker 5: out there. I'm like, man, come on, Bryce Young. I
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  Speaker 5: love Bryce Young. He's adorable. He's adorable when he's out there.
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  Speaker 4: Put it on the polls. Bryce Young, adorable.
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  Speaker 3: Win or loss is not the proper way to say that.
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  Speaker 3: Mikey made a face when I did say it. Win
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  Speaker 3: or lose is what I was trying to say.
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  Speaker 6: I was more making a face. I thought I had
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  Speaker 6: a fellow mother shucker. And apparently Bryce Young. No, listen,
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  Speaker 6: that hurts my feelings a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: I love Tyler Shuck. But if you told me you're
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  Speaker 5: starting a franchise tomorrow in the NFL, what quarterback do
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  Speaker 5: you want? I'm not taking Josh Allen. I'm not taking
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  Speaker 5: Lamar Jackson. Give me that quarterback in Charlotte in the
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  Speaker 5: Queen City. I'm taking Bryce Young every time.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're not.
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  Speaker 5: I love Bryce Young.
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  Speaker 4: You're not choosing to go 9-8 or 8-9. No, you're not.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man. Come on, man. It's fun, but, like, come.
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  Speaker 4: On, man. And you're taking Mahomes.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, I forgot about Mahomes.
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  Speaker 4: You got carried away. It's all right.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, I'm not certain how many quarterbacks you would
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  Speaker 3: have to go before you get to Bryce Young.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you're getting 10 before you get to
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  Speaker 5: Bryce Young.
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  Speaker 4: Let's try it.
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  Speaker 3: Mikey, you're starting a franchise today. Can you name 10
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  Speaker 3: quarterbacks you would take to start that franchise before you
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  Speaker 3: get to Bryce Young?
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  Speaker 4: Let's do it together. Caleb Williams is one. Josh Allen.
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  Speaker 2: He's not number one.
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  Speaker 5: Are we sure Caleb Williams is in it?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not doing this in any particular.
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  Speaker 5: Order.
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  Speaker 3: Case Keenum might be in it.
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  Speaker 4: Caleb. Just yes or no.
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  Speaker 2: Caleb.
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  Speaker 4: Josh Allen.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Patrick Mahomes.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 4: Lamar Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I got to be careful here because I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to say Stafford. He's old. I don't know if you'd
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  Speaker 4: start your franchise with Stafford. Brock Purdy.
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  Speaker 5: He's thinking.
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  Speaker 4: It might be tougher than we thought.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like we're on.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, you're leaving off a lot of names before you
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  Speaker 2: threw me out. Brock Purdy.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, fine. All right. I'll take it right down to
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  Speaker 4: standings here. Joe Burrow.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. We said Lamar. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: We did.
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  Speaker 4: Trevor Lawrence.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And I don't know if he's good yet.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to say CJ.
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  Speaker 5: There's not a quarterback in the NFC East you would
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  Speaker 5: take over Bryce Young right now.
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  Speaker 4: Justin Herbert.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: Bo Nix.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. No.
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes.
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  Speaker 2: I know you hate Bo Nix. I love Bo Nix.
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  Speaker 2: We already said Mahomes.
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  Speaker 4: Jackson Dart.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Hurts.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: Jayden daniels no dac no.
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  Speaker 5: Wow all of a sudden bryce young golf is rising.
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  Speaker 4: Golf no no no not now no darnold.
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  Speaker 2: No shuck you sam yes no come on.
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  Speaker 3: It's a stretch to get to ted it is taylor's
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  Speaker 3: right damn it you forgot drake may Drake May.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry about that. I did forget about it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you forgot about Drake May. You forgot about who
• 11:48
  Speaker 6: else was in.
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  Speaker 3: The Jordan Love? Would you take Mendoza? I wouldn't take
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: Jordan Love. Would you take Mendoza?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: You had Jordan Love as a world beater two years ago,
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  Speaker 2: and now you blame Le Fleur. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Taylor's going to get mad at me. I'd take Baker.
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  Speaker 5: No, Mikey. Mikey, what are you saying?
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  Speaker 2: What are you saying?
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  Speaker 5: Baker Mayfield over Bryce Young?
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  Speaker 6: I have Bryce Young as the third best quarterback in
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  Speaker 6: that division.
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  Speaker 5: The problem with Bryce Young is that we're still judging
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  Speaker 5: Bryce Young off his rookie season where he got benched
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  Speaker 5: for Andy Dalton, and we're not really judging him for
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  Speaker 5: what he's done this year where– He's leading the NFL
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  Speaker 5: in passing yards. He's fifth in QBR. Bryce Young is
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  Speaker 5: having a fantastic season.
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  Speaker 2: Four games in, he is doing great against what? Four
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  Speaker 2: games in. Let's pump the brakes. He's on a good trajectory.
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  Speaker 2: Let's pump the brakes. I'd still take Baker.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he has some of the ingredients you would
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: want in a quarterback to start your franchise.
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  Speaker 4: He is good, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Of course he does.
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  Speaker 4: He leads the NFL in passing yards, and he's young.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: Literally young.
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  Speaker 4: Not just in name alone. He's young. He's a young man.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, what, 23, 24 years old, Bryce Young?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, something like that. And he's a fan of the show.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, around there.
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  Speaker 4: I know he's a fan of the show.
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  Speaker 5: He's 25.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, he's a fan of mine. He's a fan of
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  Speaker 3: the show. And it begs the question. Why haven't you
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: reached out to Carolina to try to get him on?
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  Speaker 4: Efforting. No, you're not!
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  Speaker 5: Too busy watching the damn Yankees.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's get to it.
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  Speaker 3: The Yankees down two games to nothing. The series shifts
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  Speaker 3: back to Yankee Stadium. Tampa's a good scrappy team. Taylor
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  Speaker 3: is very upset, and I would tell Taylor, I would
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: tell Mikey A., I would tell Ricky Mantle, all they
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: did was defend their home field turf, meaning the series
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: doesn't start until a road team wins a game, and
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  Speaker 3: therefore this series has not started yet. I have no
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  Speaker 3: idea why you guys are so concerned.
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  Speaker 4: I know last night was ugly.
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  Speaker 3: I know you had your ace on the hill in
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  Speaker 3: Cam Schlittler. I know the Yankees were terrible in the field.
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  Speaker 3: But the Yankees, you have to go home here to
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  Speaker 3: Yankee Stadium. You have two home games, and then anything
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  Speaker 3: can happen in game five.
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  Speaker 4: You know that, Taylor.
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  Speaker 5: The Rays defended their home field because the Yankees couldn't
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  Speaker 5: defend the Rays' home field because the Yankees have four errors.
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  Speaker 5: It comes down to the fact that the Yankees are
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: just embarrassing themselves again. And the worst part is... We
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: have seen this exact game a million times over the
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  Speaker 5: last decade. I was listening to you and Mikey A
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  Speaker 5: and you yesterday, Stu. I heard you say you have
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: more faith in this team than me and Mikey A do.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 5: You know why you have faith in this Yankee team
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  Speaker 5: going into yesterday?
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  Speaker 4: Because I don't care.
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  Speaker 5: Because you don't actually watch.
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  Speaker 4: This Yankee team.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: Me and Mikey A predicted how this season would end
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: in April. Because if you watch this team every day,
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: you knew exactly what this is going to look like.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: They can't hit. They can't field. And when October comes
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: around and we start playing good teams, when the margin
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: of error disappears... The Yankees get exposed. Cam Schlitter was good.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: He wasn't great yesterday.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: But that's the problem. The Yankees starting pitching has to
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: be elite every time because this team just gives you
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: no margin of error.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: They scored 18 runs in two games against the Red Sox.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, and then look at the offense in two games since.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: Ben Rice, Austin Wells, Cody Bellinger. They were combined 5
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: for 20, 2 RBIs, 2 runs.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Everybody else, 0 for 38.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Taylor, spell Yankee. Just spell it. Just spell it. Yankee.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Y-A-N-K-E-E.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Today we spell it Y-A-N-K-E-E-E-E. Yeah.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Yankees put the E in.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: For the four errors they had in the field last night.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: And how dare you guys say I don't watch Yankee baseball.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, when Bellinger hit that thing, man, I thought
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: that was going out of the stadium.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: But the Trop held it in. That's what the Trop does.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: The Yankees, they're hitting 086 over their last two games.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: It's the worst batting average by an American League team
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: over a two-game span in postseason history. And then you
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: just watch how the Rays approach their at-bats. And you
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: watch the Rays hit. They don't strike out. They work
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: the count. They actually go into each at-bat with an
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: approach where they have speed. They put the ball in play.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: They put pressure on the defense. They make you execute.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Then the Yankees come strolling up to bat. They go
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: to a plate trying to hit a 500-foot home run
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: every at-bat, swing as hard as possible, and hope the
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: ball lands in another zip code. And when the home
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: runs don't come, me and Mikey have seen it, they
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: have absolutely nothing else. They can't manufacture runs. They don't
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: put pressure on you. They don't adjust you. It's a
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: pathetic offense. And we've talked about before what this postseason
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: means for Aaron Judge's legacy.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: This is the best thing right now for Aaron Judge's
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: legacy outside of a World Series.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: He's loving it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Now everybody gets to see what this team actually is
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: when Aaron Judge isn't there to cover up all their problems.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: For years we say, oh, look at the Yankees record.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Look how good this offense is. Look how good this
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: team is. Look how good Aaron Judge is. He's been
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: the deodorant for this entire team because without him, they stink.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: If you watched closely enough last night, you saw Aaron
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Judge on the top step.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: He was rooting for the race.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he knows how big of a fraud his team is.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: You take him out of the lineup, there's nowhere else
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: for anybody to hide.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Jazz Chisholm, bum.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Not related to Efton Chisholm. Listen, you have a few
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: days off here. You're off until Thursday, right? Off until Thursday.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: The staff is set. You have Schlittler going in game
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: five if you need him. What do you mean the
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: staff isn't set? You have off till Thursday. Thursday at home.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Put it on the poll, by the way, Taylor.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Today, do you spell Yankee Y-A-N-K-E-E or Y-A-N-K-E-E-E-E?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Ricky Mantle gave it to me.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: We're not off till Thursday. It's Wednesday.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Wednesday.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Ricky Mantle gave me that joke, and I wanted to
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: get it in because it's a good joke. Put that
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: on the poll. I believe the Yankees will come back
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: and win this series.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: And I'll tell you this. I will tell you this.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: If Major League Baseball is going to give me guardians
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: and raise in the ALCS for the right to go
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: to the World Series, guess who's not watching?
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: This guy.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: You got the White Sox losing?
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, give me the White Sox and the Rays.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Guess who's not watching? This guy.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: My favorite part about this Yankee team is you see
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: an offense that can't hit, and you see a team
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: that puts out a lineup that supposedly sacrifices offense for defense.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: And then they go in the field, they still can't
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: catch the baseball. And every year, every year, Mikey, we're
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: supposed to act surprised when this happens. We'll get eliminated
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: in game three or game four or game five, whenever
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: we get eliminated, and Brian Cashman will sit up at
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: the podium and he'll be like, man, he'll snap his
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: finger and go, damn, we just got unlucky. We ran
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: into a buzzsaw. Our underlying numbers are actually really encouraging.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: The analytics people, the nerds that we have, say we're
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: a lot closer than people think. We believe in this group.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: And then we'll run it back because... I feel like
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: I am taking crazy pills when I am watching this
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Yankee team. They treat October every year like it's some
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: bizarre fluke, except it's the rare fluke that happens every
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: single year. Mikey, it is totally random that the Yankees
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: stop hitting in October. It's totally random that the Yankees'
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: defense falls apart. It's totally random that the second they
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: play a better team in a big spot, they shrink. Stu,
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: they are now 0-11. in their last 11 road playoff
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: games against teams outside the al central their last win
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: in that spot game one of the 2019 alcs in
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: houston seven years ago and we watched we watched this
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: movie in 2024 in the world.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Series just keep going get it all out go ahead
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: you feel better i'm.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Good the The Yankees in the 2024 World Series became
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: the laughingstock of baseball because the Dodgers basically told us
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: the game plan, put the ball in play, make the
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Yankees play baseball because they knew the Yankees would screw
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: it up. And here we are again, two years later,
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: four errors. Again, I can't stress this enough. This is
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: supposed to be the defensive lineup. We are sacrificing hitting
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: for defense, and they still can't play defense. Ryan McMahon,
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: who gives you about as little as somebody could offer
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: on the offensive end.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: He's Israel Gutierrez.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Yes, he is Izzy Gutierrez up there where he's swinging
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: a toothpick.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: He is a single A bat at this point when
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: he comes up to the plate looking over a match,
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: but you say, oh, he's at least a great fielder.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Sets the tone, game one. Game two with an error
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: in the field. Jazz Chisholm makes an error. Austin Wells
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: with catcher interference. Cam Schlitter was lucky to get out
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: of that inning with... only giving up one run with
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: how many stressful pitches.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Pitched his heart out.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Cam Schlitter pitched his heart out. If anybody says
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: anything about Cam Schlitter, tell them, shut up, please. The
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: one bright spot.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, keep going.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: The one bright spot to being a game away from
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: elimination now is that we're one game closer to me
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: never having to watch Jazz Chisholm and Trent Grisham. ever
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: put on pinstripes because i have to i have to
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: give i have to give marlins fans a congratulations today
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: you completely trojan horse stuff sending us jazz chisholm jazz
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: chisholm stinks i cannot wait till i don't have to
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: watch jazz chisholm ever play baseball in the bronx again
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: until he comes as a member of who cares the
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: st louis cardinals or the cincinnati reds and when he's
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: there i guarantee you i'll be in yankee stadium to
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: boom and his baggy pants.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Yes Ricky Mantle, make sure you have marked every single
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: opinion given here. I can't wait till Jazz Chisholm hits
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: a big home run in game five at the drop.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: And then people tell me.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: No chance.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: No chance.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: No chance.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: It's baseball. I have the Yankees winning the series in five.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Zero.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: And then Mikey.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: When I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when everybody's
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: saying this, and people tell me, Taylor, you're being dramatic.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: The Yankees, the Stugats especially. The Yankees are one of
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: the best teams in baseball. They win 90-plus games every year,
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: every October. Michael K. tells us they go into every
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: October with a chance. I am not the problem. Everybody
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: who's saying that, you guys are the problem. I do
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: not care if the Yankees could beat up on mediocre
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: teams for six months. I don't care how many regular
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: season games they win. I don't care what the run
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: differential says. I don't care what the computer says our
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: expected record should be. Because the second, the second they
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: run into a team that's actually better than them, they lose.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Don't win.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: The Aaron Boone Yankees are 7-24 in the postseason against
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: teams that finished higher than them in the standings. That's
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: not a bad break. That's not running into a buzzsaw.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: That's not October being random. They just do not beat
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: better teams when it matters. I hate this Yankee team.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Before I was.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Saying this might be my least favorite Yankee team, this
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: is my least favorite Yankee team.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: You want to know the worst part?
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: What's the worst part?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: You're wrong. You're just wrong. Why? Trent Grisham and Jazz
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Chisholm will be back on this team. No.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: They are going to come back because the analytics are
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: going to say they should come back.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: And they're going to say, well, the numbers say they're
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: coming back.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: They're going to come. One or two of them is
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: coming back. Trent Grisham looks like me in the outfield
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: after I had my knee surgery. Trent Grisham looks like
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: he can't run. And every ball hit out there is
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: fair game. It is fair game and take extra bases.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Ryan McMahon, the defensive replacement, first ball hit, he makes
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: an error. And at that moment, Taylor and I exchanged
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: text messages at the same time. He received one. I
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: received one from each other that says, this game is over.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: We just lost. Ryan McMahon just cost us the game.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Did you get out of your seat when Bellinger hit
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: that bomb? No. The only guy who showed up in
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: October has been Ben Rice. You love him. Lifetime contract.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: You love him.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, but again, who cares?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Ben Rice has a role.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: Ben Rice is good. Ben Rice is a great player.
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: He has a role.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: He is a DH.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: He is a designated hitter on a team full.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Of designated hitters. He is the best one.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Everyone's talking at once.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: We're only platoons.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Listen, you guys are in such a dark place. I
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: just tried to shine some light in there, man.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: That's it. I took out the Ben Rice flashlight, and
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: you guys wanted nothing to do with it.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Because you're in such a deep, dark place where you
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: think the Yankees can't come back from an 0-2 series
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: lead against the Rays.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: They're going to come back. They can't hit.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: This isn't a team.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: This is not a team that's like, oh, man, we
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: just lost that one. This is a team that is
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: trying to hit five-run home runs with nobody on.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Base down seven.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, so here's the deal. If they go on to
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: win the World Series, the only person who can celebrate
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: is me. And if they don't, the people who will
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: celebrate are the two of you and Aaron Judge.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: How about that? Aaron Judge is going to give himself
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: a ring after this series.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: The problem with this Yankee team They genuinely believe we're
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: barely better than the Mets. We won two extra games
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: in the Mets. Oh, congratulations. We beat the Boston Red
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Sox in the wild cards here. You know what the
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: difference between the Red Sox series is and the Rays
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: series is, besides the fact that the Rays are a
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: competent baseball team?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: What?
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: The Yankees don't have Chad Tracy coming out of the
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Red Sox dugout to save them all of a sudden
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: when Peyton Tolley shoves against his Yankee lineup, when Sonny
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Gray shoves against his Yankee lineup, and Chad Tracy's running
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: to go to the bullpen where it's like, no, Chad Tracy,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: if you just stay with your starters, eventually they're going
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: to figure it out against his lineup because this Yankee
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: lineup stinks.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: And the Yankees, I genuinely believe that the Yankees, when
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: they do come out and tell us that they think
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: they're like a couple of bad balances away and they
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: go into this series thinking that the Rays are a
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: prize fighter and they're a prize fighter and they're going
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: 12 rounds with another heavyweight and we just keep losing
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: these close decisions. This is prime Mike Tyson going against
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: a kid swinging a pillow. Like, this is how outmatched
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: the Yankees are against the Rays. Mikey, I wrote down
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: my lineup for game three that I would have.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, Jesus.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: I would put Giancarlo Stanton at DH. I would put
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Ben Rice at first. I would put Luis Garcia Jr.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: At second.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: I would put Anthony Volpe at third. Jose Caballero in
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: right field. I don't want Jazz Chisholm. even at the ballpark.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: I don't want Trent Grisham at the ballpark. And you
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: could tell me when I say I want all those
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: moves where Luis Garcia Jr. has not played second base
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: since coming over with the Yankees. He hasn't played second
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: base since like very early in his tenure.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: He can't be worse defensively.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Hey, Mikey, exactly. Anthony Volpe has never played third base,
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: and you're going to play him now all of a
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: sudden in game three. It's a panic move. Guess what?
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: It's time to panic. And don't tell me that that
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: lineup can't play defense when your defensive lineup can't play defense.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: You know what the Yankees are? They're fake bullies. They're
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: fake bullies.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: They're the ones that push all the little kids down,
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: but as soon as somebody else comes, they cower.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: They beat up on bad pitching. That's what they do. Oh,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: you got a guy who's got a 6'4 ERA?
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Guess what?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: We're going to hit seven home runs against him.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, you're going to bring out your middle reliever who's
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: just that, a regular middle reliever? That's the guy we're
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: going to hit our home runs against. You get one
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: guy like Rasmussen or whatever his hell's name is that
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: comes out, They cower.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: They cower. They have no idea how to hit good pitching.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: They can't play small ball. They can't. I've never seen
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: any sort of move a runner over, score a run.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: They've got some of the best pitching in the game,
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: and that pitching has gotten let down by defensive problems.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: I'm not talking defensive problems like, oh, man– Dive and
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: catch and just miss it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I'm talking routine ground balls.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: I've seen better play out of my kid's 10-year-old team defensively.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: My kid's defensive team, my kid's Little League team makes
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: those plays. Jazz Chisholm at second base pulls George Lombard
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: off the bag on a double play that saves your man.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Can't happen.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Seems therapeutic for you guys.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Because all the Yankees do is just gaslight us the
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: entire time. Like we're some idiot fan base. Like, oh,
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: they've been in baseball for so long that they know
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: better than us.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Guess what?
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: They don't know better than us.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Are you saying that Cashman is trying to trick you?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Is that what he's trying to say?
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Cashman, Boone, they're all trying to trick us. Boone will
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: come out and say, the metrics say we're actually a
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: good base running team.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: I guess what?
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: I don't give a shit if you're a good base
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: running team against the Arizona Diamondbacks in June. We just
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: saw Austin Wells get thrown out at third. in one
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: of the dumbest situations. And I don't even want to
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: bash Austin Wells for going from second to third because
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: he's one of the only guys in this lineup that
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: can hit right now.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Right. You should bash him. It was a big mistake,
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: a stupid mistake.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: The third base coach.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: It was the only hit of the game. I know,
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: but he had both his hands up.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: The stop signal was up before he even stepped on second.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, let's play out this hypothetical.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Hold on to Mikey.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Let's play out this hypothetical. Just stop for a second.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: You're 19 games better than the Mets. Don't make that
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: comparison again.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: No, we're just as bad as the Mets.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, stop it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: If you tell me we're.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Just as bad as the Mets, our future is just
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: as bleak as the Mets. Oh, so what? We have
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Ben Rice. We have Aaron Judge.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Like, okay, we go two games farther. Let's play out
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: this hypothetical in game one. Austin Wells stops at second base.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: There's a runner on second, two outs. The next guy
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: just strikes out anyways.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I hate this team.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I hate this team. Put it on the poll.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Have you ever hated your favorite team for making the playoffs?
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Congratulations.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: We beat Boston two games. I'd almost rather not make
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: the playoffs than get embarrassed every time. At least that
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: way it would actually put some, the Steinbrenners too. Like
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: the fact that I've made it however long.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: It's one Steinbrenner. There's one left.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: The family. The entire family because George would never have
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: let this happen.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Where all they care about right now is the fact.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Neither would Hank.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: All they care about right now is the fact that
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: me and Mikey A are still going to the games
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: and buying their stupid chicken buckets for $ 25. Yep, they
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: got you. And then they're not even reinvesting it back
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: in the team.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, great.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: We have Carlos Rodani and Max Freed, and our payrolls
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: triple what the Tampa Bay Rays are, and the Tampa
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: is going to get us out of here in three games.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: The series is over.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: They've got you because next year, even if they lose
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: game three, you'll be right back at Yankee Stadium for
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: opening day spending $ 900. on tickets, transportation, and a bucket
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: of chicken.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: And then when open day comes around, we know how
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: next postseason ends. It's the same stupid cycle that me
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: and Mikey are stuck in as Yankee fans. People go, oh,
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: 27 rings, 27 rings. Congratulations, you won. You dominated baseball
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: in the 20s and the 30s when there were 10
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: teams and nobody was allowed to legally move teams unless
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Babe Ruth got sold for $ 200.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Can I try to give you a positive spin besides
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: the fact that I think the Yankees— No, no, no.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: For Taylor, this might work.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: I'll listen. Just jazz shiz him out for game three.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Well, no.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: How does that work, by the way, when he tries
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: to get into the stadium? You're going to be there
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: telling him he can't go in?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Get out.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Pack your bags. You're going to kick him out of
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: his stadium. It's his workplace.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Our locker room attendant has already packed up your locker, Jazz.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Pick it up. It's in a trash bag.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Well, the good news is. Nick's season is right around
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: the corner.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: It might go back to back.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: He's back!