Latest / The Lets Play Podcast / Baldurs Gate 3 Dark Urge Lets Play Podcast Episode - 14 - Scammed By The Goblins!!!
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- Kid the Stranger: Good morning, good night, and good afternoon. Well I fucked that The Lets Play Podcast: A new age is dawning with confidence and trust. Kid the Stranger: up. Good morning, good afternoon, and good night. Welcome to the Let's Play podcast. My name's Tyler and I'm bringing you guys an audio version of Baldur's Gate three. So last time we played we got into hold on, let me crack The Lets Play Podcast: Great mortals, all Ginders to Quake. The true souls are coming, the louders awake. Here for Lord just a bee. Don't feel great. Kid the Stranger: this drink. My mouth's a little dry here. Fresh crack. Refreshing. The Lets Play Podcast: Best baker's a blade in the Or be you beheaded, Goblin Kind will tease you and froke you when readed. His name is Draw Raxlin, his with fragulous Kid the Stranger: Last time we played, we finally got to the goblin camp. I did go back in the save because I fucked up the owl bear stuff a lot. And I just didn't want to be down like three hundred and fifty gold. So I do apologize. The Lets Play Podcast: crown and with scepter abrade. Draw Raxlan, short work of the innkeeper, mate. Be it so that. Kid the Stranger: Alright, we're gonna skip some of this combo since we've already been here and seen it. I'll just say just say the same thing, bravo. The Lets Play Podcast: What are you telling me? To you. Come. Wait! Wait. Come on. Now look what you Kid the Stranger: Skipping a little bit more of it. Alright, cool. Alright, let's retry this. Whoops. Split the group. All right, The Lets Play Podcast: A nice grip of ATIC. Right, yes. Kid the Stranger: let's retry to do this owl bear thing. So we got Danton because he's got speak with animal, right? I believe he already has it on, yeah. He has speak with animal on. all right. Let's go talk to The Lets Play Podcast: Reckon it can fly? Kid the Stranger: Let's talk to Kroll which is this short goblin woman. The Lets Play Podcast: Nah, you look like a toughn, but have you got smarts, skills, guts? Kid the Stranger: I actually do. All that and more. The Lets Play Podcast: And you're gonna need it, mate. This ain't your standard dungeon dive, right? This. This Kid the Stranger: Because I really need this little owl bear to be in our camp because he's just so damn cute, you know? The Lets Play Podcast: is chicken chasing. Kid the Stranger: All right, well that's easy. Chicken chase and what? Well, for starters that's no chicken, that's an owl bear. I have better things to do. Chase and chickens, what? The Lets Play Podcast: Only the greatest game since egg sprouted leg. Sound easy. It ain't. Better contenders than you, but. Kid the Stranger: Alright, come on. We've already kind of seen some of this. sounds fun, count me in. The Lets Play Podcast: Fun? Sh. Besides, we gotta agree. Kid the Stranger: Let's wager three hundred. The Lets Play Podcast: Cocky, Maybe you've got the skill to ba. Let's get a crowd going and find out, Kid the Stranger: Yeah, let's do it. The Lets Play Podcast: Hurt me. Run! Where? Kid the Stranger: Alright, cool. So then we are now talking to the owl bears. We have persuasion. The goblins are responsible responsible for your pain. Kill them. Leave. all right, let's go to I talked to the owlbird but I don't think it'll let me do like the talking stuff until I get in there. The Lets Play Podcast: To the beast, if he bites. Bite him back! Kid the Stranger: All right. The Lets Play Podcast: Choice. Kid the Stranger: Now we can talk to him. The Lets Play Podcast: Get me. Kid the Stranger: Here we go. persuasion druid. They won't hurt you if you run The goblins are responsible for your pain, kill them, or druid persuasion. They won't hurt you if you run through those posts. Druid persuasion. And we're gonna add a 1d4 guidance. So we got a plus potential plus five. I rolled a natural fucking one. What are the fucking chances? Use inspiration. Like Jesus. Come on. 17. There we fucking go. That's a twenty one right there. Thank God. The Lets Play Podcast: Safe. There. Run. Kid the Stranger: Whoo man, I barely didn't do that. That was like only fucking three runs left. The Lets Play Podcast: Hast du keinen Zahn! Come her! Kid the Stranger: Fuck yeah. We did it. Where's crawl at? Gimme the money. The Lets Play Podcast: Well looking! That thing works even better in a chicken. Reckon we won't eat it after all. Kid the Stranger: hand over my winnings. The Lets Play Podcast: Pardon? You're what? Think you misunderstood, mate? Kid the Stranger: boy, The Lets Play Podcast: Ain't no winnings, cause only a goblin can win chicken chase. Says so in the rules. As the symbol glows, power courses through you. Authority. Kid the Stranger: I'm gonna make this bitch give me my stuff. Intimidation, you mistook that for request my coin now. Persuasion. We're having fun, mine ruined it now. what yeah, let's do persuasion. Why why ruin it? Gotta get a eighteen here. Can we get it? Can we get it? A natural one again. Like what the fuck? Continue. The Lets Play Podcast: I'm still having fun, mate. Keep pushing though. See what happens. Kid the Stranger: Alright, I'm just boy, I didn't even get to use it. Wait, my goodness, give me my money. The Lets Play Podcast: If it ain't our fledgling chicken chaser, got a taste for the game now. Kid the Stranger: boy. Alright, well I'm gonna have to kill that bitch. Where's the damn owl bear at? Hey, where'd the owl bear go? I kinda want to I cannot believe I fucked that up. I can't believe we went back to not lose any money just to lose it. I think that is the irony of how this works. all right, what's bring the group back together? Fucking bastards. And let's continue going this way. So we're going to the left side of the goblin camp. There seems to be a giant statue of maybe Shah or something. I'm sure I'll get a like a a a roll here. No. Surprised. But it's just some statue of a lady with a bunch of circles around her head. That's gotta be like some temple of some sorts. But yeah, let's go in. Fuck, man. I can't believe I lost the 300 gold. Ooh, wait. Let's check everyone's spells real quick before we go. all right, what we're gonna do a long rest The Lets Play Podcast: Just Kid the Stranger: because we have no more spells and going into here, we're gonna need them. And I don't want to fuck anything up. So we're also probably gonna change out some spells just just to help with some of the shit that goes on. all right, let's go to go to bed. All right, the dark urge is going to bed and he's kinda like walking past the scarecrow. He's Just like looking out at the ocean. The Lets Play Podcast: The air is heavy. Moisture drips down your forehead. Pain shoots through your fingers. Kid the Stranger: Wipe the sweat from your brow, brub. Your aching hands, press your fingers to your mouth. Blink away the discomfort. I'm gonna wipe the sweat from my brow. The Lets Play Podcast: Your hands shake as they reach upward. Your forehead remains drenched no matter how much you wipe. Kid the Stranger: it's Lizelle. She's coming up with the fucking knife. The Lets Play Podcast: Chukil Gate Vlacketh Mazathoc! Can Kid the Stranger: Holy moly. The Lets Play Podcast: you feel it crawling through you? Tendrils squirming in your chest, gripping your heart, piercing your belly, your bones popping, your flesh swelling. I can. I see it in you. I feel it in me. We are lost. I will be quick Kid the Stranger: Well damn, this is she's got a knife to my fucking throat. The Lets Play Podcast: with my blade. First you, then the others. Then myself. Your minds intertwine. You sense a touch of uncertainty. A touch of disgust. Kid the Stranger: Well she's disgusted with me. So I can do Ilith wisdom explore Lysel's mind, persuasion. We're just exhausted. Lower your blade before you do something foolish. Medicine, it's just a fever, rest will break it. Deception. Don't you see how far gone you are? Give me the blade. I'll make it quick. Surrender to Lizelle, you will not become an abomination. Attack Lyselle. Holy shit. let's do persuasion. Try to convince her to put the blade down. I gotta get a fifteen and I have advan I have have an advantage and I rolled an eighteen minus one seventeen, so let's fucking go. Thank you very much. Continue She puts on the blood like holy moly. The Lets Play Podcast: I cannot trust my own mind. So it seems I must trust yours. I Kid the Stranger: Well, thank you. The Lets Play Podcast: will wait. But know this. I am watching. If the sickness does not pass come dawn, I will end us all. Kid the Stranger: Jesus, well fucking hey. There's always some crazy shit going on back at fucking camp. here we fucking go. Now my guy's fucking was sleeping and the whole screen went white. I'm in some fucking I'm in like some dream or some sorts and there's like this magical somebody's hand in like fully kitted plated armor. The Lets Play Podcast: I came just in time. You are transforming. Kid the Stranger: it's my guardian girl. I forgot what she looked like. I know your voice, I've heard it before. It's just flashing to the scenes of in the ilth ship. Who the hell are you? Back off, I've had enough of you crawling in my head already. Are you the evil inside my brain? The dark compulsions? Yeah I'll ask, are you the evil inside my brain? The Lets Play Podcast: Don't worry. You will not become a mind flayer. Not while I'm around. I'll Kid the Stranger: All right, well damn. The Lets Play Podcast: protect you. Kid the Stranger: kinda looks scary right there. Imagine hacking the neb the fucking paw off. Take the hand offered to you. Get up on your own, recoil for any help. Take the hand offered to you. I can't believe I was I could fucking like bite her hand off. Jesus, what is wrong with my character? The Lets Play Podcast: We haven't much time, so listen closely. Kid the Stranger: I'm like in the astral fucking plane or something. The Lets Play Podcast: There is great potential within you. It comes from that parasite. Your instinct is to resist the power it gives, but you must accept it, nurture it. I will keep it from consuming you, but for the sake of both of us, you must learn to wield it. Kid the Stranger: Her eyes are turning like fucking purple right now. My guy's always got his shirt off. Always. man, there's like some giant fucking skull head here with a crown. And like some fucking The Lets Play Podcast: Fight for the fate of Feyrun. A fight we are losing for now. You can change that, but only if you embrace your potential. Kid the Stranger: And what potential is that? The Lets Play Podcast: I have to go. The enemy is closing in. Kid the Stranger: Well goddamn I wonder if like Shadow Heart and Lizelle and everybody had this as well. Holy moly. There's like about to be a huge explosion and she like fucking pushed me away. The Lets Play Podcast: Wake now. You'll feel better. I promise. Kid the Stranger: And just like that, everyone's sleeping. And just like that, perfection. we still got this fucking death symbol in my camp though. all right, let's look at our spells real quick. Is it yeah, spell book? Bless up to three creatures a one D four. That's honestly kind of that's kinda baller. let's get rid of No, we're gonna keep command. We'll keep that. Keep those spells. Let's look at him. We're gonna l keep I think we're gonna keep all this all these spells as well. pass without a trace will be really good for this. Fuck yes. Alright, alright, let's get fucking back into what's Leave Camp. Let's get back in there. I'm fucking start getting some shit. Everyone's alright, good. I don't remember putting in anything any fucking food though, like food options. I just don't honestly remember. The Lets Play Podcast: So that's progress. Pave my path with corpses. Build my castle with bones. Kid the Stranger: Ooh, everyone's grabbing some of this fucking booze tub. the owl bear. The Lets Play Podcast: So here. Kid the Stranger: I gotta talk to him and let him know they come back to camp with us. The Lets Play Podcast: They're gone hungry. Kid the Stranger: Don't worry, we can feed you. I have a camp, you're welcome there. The Lets Play Podcast: New home. Maybe. Got to get away from here first. Kid the Stranger: Don't worry, I'll save you. The Lets Play Podcast: The Cub seems anxious to leave, but afraid to defy the goblins. They have to be dealt with one way or the other. Kid the Stranger: Don't worry, we'll deal with them. We shall deal with them. Alright, what do we got over here? Alright, so on the right side we got a bug bear and some kind of portal thing and some goblins. So we got a goblin named Crusher. So let's go get this portal thing and maybe see what's what the hell's going on. What's Dark Urge and talk to Crusher. The Lets Play Podcast: Summer guy swirls his fingers and some light comes out. In the dwarf. Let's get going. Something's on my mind. Fresh is all with me, bare hands. Weaker than pictures, humans. Good. And what are you doing here with that stick on your face? Think you could do whatever you want. Finger all the world. As the symbol glows, power courses through you. Authority. Kid the Stranger: lots of assumptions here. I I think I'm better than anyone else. I just don't think so. I know it's a fact. You're nothing but dirt beneath my feet. Leave. I'm your superior. That's with the illted. I don't just think it's a fact. The Lets Play Podcast: Well not us. Things are changing. We got the absolute on our side now. You better learn your plays. Go Kid the Stranger: Or what? The Lets Play Podcast: on. Kiss more foot. Or I'll wipe Kid the Stranger: kiss your foot? You got me fucked up. The Lets Play Podcast: that nasty look right off your dirty face. End him or leave him. But don't you dare grovel to this slug. Kid the Stranger: yeah, I don't plan to. ponder how it would taste to bite his toes clean off. Ignore your lust to eat his foot. Get down and lick it. You can't be serious, follow the goblin's orders. I'd sooner spit in your face. How about you kiss my feet instead? Intimidation. Yeah, we're gonna do that one. With a guidance roll. We gotta beat a fifteen here. And do we get it? A nineteen. That's what I thought. That will be a twenty one? Thank you very much. Thank you very much. The Lets Play Podcast: look, mate. Just piss off. You're not welcome here. Kid the Stranger: Not so high and mighty after all. Intimidation, you better kiss my foot now. yeah, you better kiss my foot now. Gotta get a fifteen here. Come on. A two. My character did walk up. Maybe I have Maybe I have I don't have any inspiration. The Lets Play Podcast: I can still brush your face in. Yeah. I think I will. Kid the Stranger: boy. Alright, well all right. So we just started combat into this thing, but it doesn't look like everybody here is active. okay, so we got an audience here. Alright, so first up is Astarian. so we're gonna bring out the blade and we are going to use sneak attack. on this guy right here. The Lets Play Podcast: Yeah. Kid the Stranger: and that missed. Alright, so that's gonna end turn. It is gonna be Crusher's turn. He tries The Lets Play Podcast: Yeah. Kid the Stranger: to attack Dark Urge but misses. He does. He The Lets Play Podcast: Ha! Kid the Stranger: does try to hit me again and then I cast shield. Reckless wark then he crusher casts Reckless War Cry, which I don't really know what that does. all right, so it is now my turn, so I think we're gonna use fucking ice breath. Because I think this will hit all three. And it did. Seven, five, two. The Lets Play Podcast: DOM! Kid the Stranger: All right, one ran away. and then I can use flourish on this guy right here. Five off balance that guy also ran away. We'll use Ax and Surge. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. and then we'll use burning hands. man, I whooped the shit out of him. That's what I'm fucking talking about. The Lets Play Podcast: Since when has yielding been an option? Gut the little rodent. Kid the Stranger: I I think my point has been made. Come on, I'll help you up. No, you should kiss my feet, ignore his pleads. now you should kiss my feet. Astarin and Lyselle both approve. The Lets Play Podcast: Yes, yes. There! There! Hold on aí! Kid the Stranger: Leave him growling on the ground. Leave him on the ground. The Lets Play Podcast: Fine show of dominance. Almost sweeter than blood. Almost. I reckon big. Kid the Stranger: Yeah, well you got fucked up, so The Lets Play Podcast: Easy deranged monsters shouldn't be allowed in here. Fraser! I've got to take a piss. Fraser just lick so bows! Kid the Stranger: Yeah, but I was, so. Too bad. Well it was nice to give fucking Crusher a little taste of his own fucking medicine. Own taste of his medicine, sir. There's gotta be a way for me to poison this. Or put something in it. Turn baseman? Group hide. damn. If I go this way. And then I tried to group hide. The Lets Play Podcast: To lug my guts through this hell. Kid the Stranger: Alright, we end our turn, let everyone go. And then Dark Urge The Lets Play Podcast: Yeah. Kid the Stranger: Hide Hide successful. all right, inventory. So there's gotta be some type of poison. We can put in here. Who has the poison? Is it Lightl? No. No, not Anist Anistarian, no. No, it's gotta be me. there it is. Alright, fuck, I gotta intern again. Gotta end turn so my character can hide again so that way we can put some shit in there. this guy just walks right up to it. End turn, grab your drink. Ooh, sorry, ladies and gentlemen. I did not mean to bash that like that. Environmental turn. The Lets Play Podcast: Hello. Kid the Stranger: Alright, Dark Urge. The Lets Play Podcast: It was clear. Kid the Stranger: Maybe I could put something in there still. All right. Can we put this Byburn toxin? No, I cannot. Maybe I can just put basic poison. Interrupted. Not enough resources. Potion of Sleep, maybe? Interrupted. Simple toxin. Sucks that none of this shit is working. Sucks I cannot Alright, Sugo. I'm trying to record. You can't be banging your head on that. Alright, I guess we're leaving. Can't figure it out. Alright, let's go. There is one guard here. We are going inside. I thought that giant ogre might have stopped us at the door. But we are now inside. We are inside some type of The Lets Play Podcast: Bloody racket. come on now. They're just having a bit of fun. Aye. So much fun. That those thieves almost got past. We got them now, And once the whelps start singing, we'll know who sent them. Ai. Might Kid the Stranger: castle of some sort. It's kind of broken down. It's got a bunch of symbols of the absolute, which is a skull with that with a handprint on it. The Lets Play Podcast: be we'll pay him a visit in return. That'll be some real fun. Oi! Kid the Stranger: All right, let's go. We got a couple of goblins here blocking this entrance. The Lets Play Podcast: Ain't no party in here! Doing the absolute work. State your business. Now. Kid the Stranger: really goblin. The Lets Play Podcast: As the symbol glows, power courses through you. Authority. Kid the Stranger: I'm not here to talk. Lower your guard, deception. I have an audience with the one in charge. Intimidation. You don't need to know about my business move. Let's do intimidation. Fifteen with guidance. Twelve I failed. Fuck, man. The Lets Play Podcast: For you! Turn back now, Kid the Stranger: jeez. The Lets Play Podcast: and I will bloody racket. Kid the Stranger: All right, let's try again. The Lets Play Podcast: I already told you to bugger off, didn't I? Kid the Stranger: Alright, let's use my Eldeth power. Gotta get a two. I rolled the three and a seven. Honestly, I've been rolling like fucking shit today. Damn fucking game. The Lets Play Podcast: Your mind lurches, reeling suddenly as if bitten. Kid the Stranger: Thank you. The Lets Play Podcast: I beg your pardon, TrueSoul. At your service, of course. Kid the Stranger: Yeah. Yeah. For a second there, my audio was just tweaking out there, so I'm sorry if any of it got jumbled up. and what says, why are you calling me a true soul? Who's in charge around here? Yeah, let's just leave. The Lets Play Podcast: come on now. We're just having a bit of fun. Kid the Stranger: wow. All right. So we got we can talk to Lysel and everybody. They all got something. The Lets Play Podcast: I had a dream. As we all did, I suspect. Someone Kid the Stranger: wow. The Lets Play Podcast: came to me and promised to protect me while claiming that the parasite could empower me. The parasite has taken root, it would seem. Every word, every promise, it escape deception. Kid the Stranger: If the power if the parasite can empower us, I say we should let it. We could use the edge in combat. You're right. We should ignore the dream figure at all costs. Let's change the subject. I mean ba maybe it can empower us. The Lets Play Podcast: You're delusional. I'd sooner trust a night hag than a strange figure bearing dream gifts. Kid the Stranger: Okay. I might just make our fucking one guy do it. and then we'll hit leave. There's a bunch of fucking options in there about like we're kinda need we're gonna need to have like an episode to just going through everyone at camp and going through all their options and see if we can't unlock some fucking side quest stuff The Lets Play Podcast: So much fun that those thieves almost got past. We got though, And once the wells start singing, we'll know who sent them. Aye. Kid the Stranger: because she had like fucking nine or t nine or eleven different talk options right there. Alright, so we got Well, we're coming into this room. We kind of got like this kind of like temple room altar of some sorts with a deer head on there and we got a cage down below leading The Lets Play Podcast: I only hear her through you, priestess. That's because she chose me. Kid the Stranger: into another room. we got an area to the right and then we got an area to the left. I think we're gonna go to the left first and then we'll check this out. We're about halfway through the episode. Ooh, there's someone here who's trading stuff. The Lets Play Podcast: The jingle of coin I hear? You've timed it well, my friend. Already turned quite the profit today, so I'm feeling generous. You recognize the crest she bears, the winged serpent of the Zentarim. Kid the Stranger: You're no normal trader, you're part of the black network. What business does someone like you have in a goblin camp? Let's see here. Where's your no normal trader? The Lets Play Podcast: Right, Sharp eyes. A Zen is a normal trader. Just a matter of what's for sale. Weapons and other exotic goods, true enough. But most of all, we offer discretion. No judgment, no right and wrong, just good deals and bad. That problem for you. Kid the Stranger: no, no problem at all. Let's see what your wares are. She has nothing in her fucking inventory. The Lets Play Podcast: Pleasure. Kid the Stranger: That's gotta be bugged out real quick. How The Lets Play Podcast: Need something else. Kid the Stranger: how does she have nothing? okay, there we go. That was the weirdest shit. I literally pulled it open and she had nothing there. Alright, let's see what we got here. Wow. Scroll of blink. Wow, I really need some I really need some fucking stuff. Wow, a scroll of blink would be awesome. Exodus retreat, firebolt, gust of wind, magic missile, protection, ray of frost, shocking grasp, blooded great axe, four to one four to eighteen damage. When the wielder has a fifty percent Hate points or less, they deal an additional one D4 slashing damage. This is a two-handed weapon. Who uses two handed right now? Lizel? The Lets Play Podcast: Eager for battle now. Kid the Stranger: What would that be? A six six at twenty. Wow. That's insane. That would that would be insane. gold, wormling, staff, firebolt, the enchantment. Okay. one. Plus one hand axe, hunting, dagger, short sword. Let's look at this armor. Chainmail. Whoa. Heavy armor. Take minus one to slashing. What is this? Scale mail ring. Padded leather. Interesting. Monster Slayer Glaive This weapon deals an additional one D four against monstrosity type foes. That increases your jump as well. Damn, they got some good ass shit in here. Alright, well maybe we can damn, I done got nothing. I got nothing. I got nothing to offer this guy. And he's got a bunch of shit I need. Fuck. Alright. Well damn guys. These guys look like they're blocking a door. This door also is over here, is locked. But it looks like maybe we can jump across. w I'm curious to see why this room is over here. So part of this castle is like broken and just leads to a giant chasm. and there's across the way there's a goblin in a cage. Interesting. Very interesting. Alright, let's see if we can't jump across. Okay, we are in the priestess's quarter entrances kind of area. I forget how you view stuff. Nothing really of use it looks like. Don't know why they were really blocking this door. let me bust out the controller because I don't know why it's not working on the keyboard. Well. Huh, nothing. Alright. let's go on to stealth The Lets Play Podcast: Softer than a whisper. Kid the Stranger: and we'll use we'll enter. We got to bring out Astarian. actions lock pick. bonus one D four. I got I got a plus nine to twelve on this roll, so it'd be pretty hard to fail. I got a twenty five. So thank you. Thank you, Guse. Let's open the door. okay, so there's a scroll of Melix Acid Arrow. my goodness, there's something this way. okay, there's there's somebody over here. So we got a a couple of cages. Looks like we got a prison cell with nothing really in it. And then looks like we have The Lets Play Podcast: Is ash and meat. Kid the Stranger: Some type of work woman here. The Lets Play Podcast: You don't have permission to be here. You're about to be ejected. Kid the Stranger: buy your way in 2000. Try to convince them you belong here. try to convince that you belong here. Deception, it's me, your old friend, the darker. You wouldn't shut the door on a friend, would you? Intimidation, that uniform of yours will make a very tasty body bag if you don't get out of my way. Persuasion, I'm here, aren't I? You wouldn't have let me in if I didn't belong, would I? we're gonna do intimidation because we had a plus two on it. my god, I gotta get it to fucking twenty two. There's no way I fucking land this. There's no way, but we're fucking gonna try it. We're gonna try it. We're gonna try it. 19? my god, did we get this? my god, we fucking did it! Twenty three. The Lets Play Podcast: Congratulations, you've convinced them to give you access. Now what? Kid the Stranger: my god. We fucking did it. We fucking succeeded on that. I I don't even know how the fuck that is even possible. I just heard like a big giant roar from some type of creature. Scroll of burning hands. The Lets Play Podcast: It's curious. Kid the Stranger: Is there a way for me to go stealth? The Lets Play Podcast: Keep your hands to yourself. You're being watched. Kid the Stranger: Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, I think this might be a time to use the keyboard. And go into Is this turn boast one? There we go. we're going to hide. The Lets Play Podcast: This calls for careful footwork. Kid the Stranger: And then we're gonna go for this pouch. We're gonna take this gold necklace and this gold. And we're gonna take the scroll of burning hands and this basic potion. And we're gonna end turn. There's like a it keeps making like a noise as if there's like a some fucking growling of some sorts. Recipe for elixir of arcane cultivation. The Lets Play Podcast: These boots have seen everything. Kid the Stranger: Alright, we're entering turn based mode again. We're going to hide gilded The Lets Play Podcast: Risk being an open view. Kid the Stranger: chest. Open up this amulet of misty step. We're definitely taking that. we're gonna take this recipe for the elixir of arcane cultivation. We're gonna check this wooden desk. Nothing really. we're gonna take this padlock key. Whoa. I'm out of movement. The Lets Play Podcast: Yeah. Kid the Stranger: Padlock key. Okay. The Lets Play Podcast: feet. Kid the Stranger: Thief. man, is she gonna come and fight us? The Lets Play Podcast: Reported a theft in this area. It seems you're the likely culprit. What Kid the Stranger: boy. The Lets Play Podcast: will you do? Kid the Stranger: Hand over the stolen items. Try to talk your way out of the situation. Try to talk my way out. so I have deception, plus two, intimidation, or persuasion. Sorry, I haven't seen anything suspicious. persuasion. Sorry, I didn't think it see anything suspicious. I gotta get a 15. We got a plus two plus a 1d4. Roll for a 15. 16. Let's go, baby. Let's fucking go. We were rolling like shit earlier in the episode and now we're finally coming back. We're coming back. This all works out. Wait, what the fuck just happened? Why did it roll again? The Lets Play Podcast: You may have talked your way out of this one, but there will be no repeat performance. Kid the Stranger: All right. my godness, there's they're doing two different people? The Lets Play Podcast: Someone's reported a theft in this area. It seems you're the likely culprit. What will you do? Kid the Stranger: hand over the fuck man. Well it looks like we're attacking her because I'm not giving this shit up. Looks like we're attacking. Fuck, man. Alright. Well goddamn. can use sneak attack? No, that doesn't work. Alright, so it's a starin's turn first. We're gonna do main weapon attack, sixty percent chance to hit. I The Lets Play Podcast: Again. Kid the Stranger: hit him for four. we're gonna end turn. It's going to be Dark Urge's turn. The Lets Play Podcast: stand in my way. Have to keep going. Kid the Stranger: And we're gonna go this way. Just to kind of get behind the person. And then maybe we're gonna use I think we're just going to attack normal. So normal with the blade, sixty percent chance to hit. That's nine damage, which is good. And then we'll end turn. It is Danton's turn. The Lets Play Podcast: Everything. Breathe deep. Kid the Stranger: Let's look at our spells here. What do we have? Ray of Sickness. 60% chance. That's a mess. Damn. and then we'll end turn. It is the ogre's turn. He's just gonna slam on a starian, a starian, and does 17 damage. Holy moly. All right. Playsell's coming up to do a smite. Are they all 40% chance? Alright, we're gonna do this one. 40% hits for 22 damage. And then we're gonna end turn. It is a starring's turn. He's going to do sneak attack hit. He misses. Bonus attack. 60% chance. Deals one damage. It is the Dark Urge's turn. He's going to attack. 60% chance. And he misses. He fucking misses. end turn. It's going to be Danton, so The Lets Play Podcast: Easy these days. Kid the Stranger: we're going to do. Cure wounds on Astarian. The Lets Play Podcast: Secure your Kid the Stranger: And then we are going to get out of the way. And then maybe cast Halo of Spores on the sky for 45%. Deals three damage. End turn. He gets hit for three and The Lets Play Podcast: Yeah. Kid the Stranger: three. So six. Hits a starting for fifteen. a starian somehow got temporary hit points from something. it is Lizelle's turn. She's going to hit she's a forty percent chance to hit. I think we're just gonna attack. And that's a miss. Palmel Strike, 40%. That's a fucking critical for 15 and a 12. She has six HP left. end turn. It is a starring turn, 75% chance to hit. Killing her. Dead. Let's see what she's got. Give me the camp supplies. Alright, now we're just gonna loot everything in here. The Lets Play Podcast: Be useful. Kid the Stranger: You would have been fine if you would have just left us alone, but no. You wanted to fuck with us. Alright, let's go see what's over here in this fucking w locked The Lets Play Podcast: Never wanted the easy path. Kid the Stranger: area. Wooden bench. yeah, we'll take this fucking scroll too. Was this iron gate open up now? Crack stone. Interesting. The cage is up there. Can I shoot an arrow? Somehow at this? Okay, I did. So that definitely leads somewhere. I could use this chains here. Just will this activate or will it? The Lets Play Podcast: What those chains are for. Kid the Stranger: Interesting. Alright, well those chains do anything. Alright, so this locked area has it kinda broke this floor and kinda just like leads down into somewhere. But I don't know if I r necessarily want to go that way right now. Especially right before we about to end this episode. But I just wanted to say thank you guys all for fucking like honestly supporting the channel. you know, it's just a little pass passion project to have, you know, it'll be a little lasting memory for my family or kids or whatever. I'm just I'm really excited that you guys come and support, you know, leave a like, comment, follow. but yeah, I think I'm gonna end this episode just a couple of shy minutes, a couple of minutes shy forty five. But yeah, I just really appreciate you guys all and thanks for watching.