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Fandomonium - Monty Python - The Ministry of Silly Talks vs Really Big Feet Pics · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 1: that shines a spotlight on everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 1: game master and over zealous inquisitor Ben Robinson. But a
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  Speaker 1: game master needs games and a games and a games.
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  Speaker 2: It's not easy, asn't been.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Please welcome first our first team, the captain of Team one.
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  Speaker 1: He's a game show host, a writer with a case
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  Speaker 1: of anglophilia that would make a boarding school sex education
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  Speaker 1: teacher blush. It's Aaron Randolph.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, my favorite introduction yet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then, of course you need a partner in crime here,
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  Speaker 1: and absolutely so. He's a He's a podcast producer, writer,
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  Speaker 1: an occasional game master. But he seems to have forgotten
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  Speaker 1: his jacket today, so he's just another member of this
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  Speaker 1: anarcho syndicalist commune. It's Matt Watson.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, that's right, I have jacket off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, nice and cool today.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, you look the most relaxed I've ever
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  Speaker 3: seen you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm chill. It's six PM on a lovely summer's evening,
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  Speaker 2: the Jackets OFLF. I'm just wearing a T shirt. It's fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: I actually like being a player. I'm never going back,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, Ben.
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  Speaker 1: So are you guys fans of Python?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I would say so. My father would play Mundy Python
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  Speaker 3: on the Holy Grail in the living room when I
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  Speaker 3: was eight, and he would watch the episodes of the
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  Speaker 3: show whenever they were playing on PBS, which wasn't very often,
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  Speaker 3: but every now and then they'd replay the Money Python series. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I got my education pretty early, and boy, oh boy,
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  Speaker 3: when I hit high school, did I take Monty Python
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  Speaker 3: in a Holy Quil? Everywhere? It was the topic conversation
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  Speaker 3: among me and my friends. We would spout the lines
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  Speaker 3: we could. We watched it together so many times that
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  Speaker 3: we could literally recite line by line the entire movie
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  Speaker 3: as it played. Yeah, we were pretty enthusiastic about it.
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  Speaker 3: Then I went to college and forgot they existed for
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  Speaker 3: about twenty years. But now I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: You were in college for twenty years.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the longest time anyone's ever spent that college.
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  Speaker 3: They eventually got tired of me and kicked me out.
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  Speaker 5: But just take the degree.
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  Speaker 1: I finally got that associate's degree, So you should be
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  Speaker 1: really what about you, Matt? Other than being British? Do
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  Speaker 1: you got any bona fides.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's probably my strongest connection. No, I do
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  Speaker 2: love Monty Python. I didn't really have it growing up.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't something that my parents introduced me to because
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  Speaker 2: they're lame. But I watched it in college or university
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  Speaker 2: as I used to call it, and loved Holy Grail.
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  Speaker 2: Thought it was just absolute genius and was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is where all of comedy in the last forty
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  Speaker 2: years has come from. This is fantastic. And then yeah,
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  Speaker 2: definitely watched all of Flying Circus on Netflix at some
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  Speaker 2: point in the early days of when that was the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's Monty Pipe, It's Monty Python. I'm supposed
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  Speaker 2: to say it's a classic because I have this accent.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, it's yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I have to.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of trees, and you guys are going to need
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  Speaker 1: some opponents. So may I introduce the captain of the
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  Speaker 1: second team. She's a scientist and a comedian with an
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  Speaker 1: incredibly specific case of anglophilia. Was testast heone circus. It's Stevenson.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, it is wonderful to be here.
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  Speaker 1: How is your Python knowledge steady?
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad you finished that, honestly. Oh yeah, I'm disappointed
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  Speaker 5: that you finished the sentence.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: My Python knowledge is existent. Similarly, I didn't get introduced
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  Speaker 5: to Monty Python too early on in my life. I
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  Speaker 5: got introduced to doctor Who very early, but not that
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  Speaker 5: was like the the only British thing that made it
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  Speaker 5: to my household.
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  Speaker 2: And your parents will like, that's too much Pritish.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is too quaint. No, not the word I
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  Speaker 5: would use to describe Monty Python. But I got introduced
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  Speaker 5: to it later on and thoroughly enjoyed myself. But we'll
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  Speaker 5: see how much of it stuck.
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  Speaker 1: You got a ringer, We got a partner for you
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  Speaker 1: here making his gate Leaper's debut. He is a writer
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  Speaker 1: of comedy, horror and autoerotic fiction, A D and D
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  Speaker 1: player from a barstool deep in the English Midlands.
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  Speaker 4: It's Steve Weatherall, Hey, how you doing? Glad to be here?
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  Speaker 4: Definitely not going to let the team down.
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  Speaker 1: So Steve, what is what is your background with Monty Python.
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  Speaker 4: I'm from near Leicester, where Graham Chapman was from, so
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  Speaker 4: geographically pretty specific but culturally yeah, my parents did not
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  Speaker 4: like Munty Python at all. But I had a cool
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  Speaker 4: uncle who had a mullet and heavy metal album. So
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  Speaker 4: a stack of Monty Python dv well, not DVDs back
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  Speaker 4: then it would have been fucking I don't know, stone tablets.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, he left me unsupervised with him. I watched
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  Speaker 4: The Meaning of Life when I was about eight. Watching
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  Speaker 4: that when I was about eight, but it's very educational.
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  Speaker 4: I think John Clees wants to describe the formula for
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  Speaker 4: Monty Python is saying something very clever in a stupid way,
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  Speaker 4: or something very stupid in a clever way. And I
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  Speaker 4: think if you look at all of their sketches, it
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  Speaker 4: just does boil down to that, and it will also
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  Speaker 4: be look at any great British comedy after that. That
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  Speaker 4: seems to be a formula. So yeah, culturally, as somebody
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  Speaker 4: who's attempted to write comedy, I think they're pretty important.
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  Speaker 5: The first time I watched Meaning of Life, I was
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  Speaker 5: at a Christian university and I was still quite religious,
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  Speaker 5: and so I felt like an eight year old who
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  Speaker 5: shouldn't be watching.
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  Speaker 1: This bloody Catholics.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, everything I know about religion I learned from the
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  Speaker 4: Meaning of Life, and so honestly.
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  Speaker 5: You probably know a lot more than the people I
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  Speaker 5: was going to school with.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, teams, Well, the foot has dropped and there's a
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  Speaker 1: naked man playing the piano. So I'd like each of
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  Speaker 1: you to come up with a Python themed team name.
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  Speaker 4: Please.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start with Aaron and Matt.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, Aaron, let's congratulate Ben on his copy. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: he's doing great.
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  Speaker 1: It's worse good, very good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pressed so far, Natt. It seems obvious, but you
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  Speaker 3: and I both host comedy podcasts. How can we be
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  Speaker 3: anything other than the Ministry of Silly Talks.
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  Speaker 2: That is fantastic and better than anything I've got written
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  Speaker 2: down on my front.
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  Speaker 4: Oh dang it, I was gonna say that.
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  Speaker 2: I think we are absolutely going for the Ministry of
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  Speaker 2: Silly Talks if I was trying to think of something
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  Speaker 2: earlier today that fitted the branding of us both hosting
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  Speaker 2: comedy game show style podcasts. But Ministry of Silly Talks
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  Speaker 2: is absolutely it.
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  Speaker 3: That fell into my brain minutes before we started, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, no, everything else is out the window, gone,
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  Speaker 3: nothing can dp that.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, that's that's what it's gonna be. Will you indulge
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  Speaker 2: my list of five for the sas comedy please? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I've got the Sacred Sperms, the very Naughty Boys, two
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  Speaker 2: Yorkshiremen except only one really like that, the two headed
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  Speaker 2: Knight and the Knights who say go fuck yourselves solid.
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  Speaker 2: But the Ministry of Silly Talks will abbsolute be our
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  Speaker 2: team name this evening?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So the Ministry of Silly Talks it is. But who
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  Speaker 1: will they be facing? Ora and Steve oh Man.
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  Speaker 4: I did not come prepared for this that you guys
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  Speaker 4: have just said, all the all the ones I thought
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  Speaker 4: of sort of desperately in what I'm now realizing is
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  Speaker 4: a panic attack. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Four four, I have four. A couple of them I
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  Speaker 5: think are okay.
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  Speaker 4: The only what I could think of is absolutely the
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  Speaker 4: best podcast team and make God struck me down if
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  Speaker 4: I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 5: I love It.
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  Speaker 4: Only really works if I immediately get struck by lighting that.
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  Speaker 5: Or if we win.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah wait, no.
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  Speaker 5: I have agreement clinic fully living parrots. There isn't a
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  Speaker 5: pun or anything in this. I just liked the wafer
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  Speaker 5: thin mints and then really big feet picks. I am
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  Speaker 5: leaning towards either agreement clinic or really big feet picks.
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  Speaker 4: I think really big feet picks that's not just good,
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  Speaker 4: that's sexy.
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  Speaker 3: It's hell yeah, I really look forward to you guys
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  Speaker 3: buzzing him in the final round with feet picks.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, I look forward to that as well. That assumes
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  Speaker 5: that I know the answers to.
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  Speaker 1: Excellent. So we've got the ministry of silly talks versus
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  Speaker 1: the really good feet picks the.
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  Speaker 2: Big big only because I think that is the Python
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  Speaker 2: reference that is.
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  Speaker 3: It's just just I mean, if you think it really
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  Speaker 3: good foot that's slammed into the middle of the scene.
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  Speaker 5: Charge a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: Excellent. So if you're listening to this and thinking I
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  Speaker 1: don't recall Monty Hall ever owning a Python, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Here's Professor Audra Gumby with a little segment we like
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  Speaker 1: to call passing knowledge.
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  Speaker 5: Monty Python were a British comedy troupe formed in nineteen
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  Speaker 5: sixty nine, consisting of Graham Chapman, John Clease, Terry Gilliam,
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  Speaker 5: Eric Idol, Billy Tillman, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, Cecil Billingham,
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  Speaker 5: Quentin Smythe, Daniel Chapman, and most importantly Monty the Ball
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  Speaker 5: Python all Bose Tree No, most of them are not true.
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  Speaker 5: The group came to prominence for the sketch comedy series
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  Speaker 5: Monty Python's Flying Circus, which aired on the BBC from
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  Speaker 5: nineteen sixty nine to nineteen seventy four, primarily under the
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  Speaker 5: Prime ministership of Sir Edward Heath, which begs the question
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  Speaker 5: what the fuck is a flying circus? Their comedy developed
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  Speaker 5: into a larger collection that included live shows, films, albums,
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  Speaker 5: books and musicals. Their influence on comedy has been compared
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  Speaker 5: to the Beatles' influence on music, and They're something Else
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  Speaker 5: has been compared to the something else of Something Else.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't finish the Wikipedia page.
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  Speaker 5: People love Monty Python because it manages to be absolutely absurd, lighthearted,
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  Speaker 5: and silly without insulting the intelligence of the audience, or
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  Speaker 5: at least not in a way the audience could understand.
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  Speaker 5: And now for something completely different, let's play fandemonium.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, anddra Just before we get to today's games,
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  Speaker 1: I've asked each player to bring in a muse, something
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  Speaker 1: that inspires them or something they love from this particular fandom.
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  Speaker 1: Monty Python is inspiring to me because I too enjoyed
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  Speaker 1: dressing up as an old woman and re enacting historical battles. Aaron,
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  Speaker 1: we'll start with you, what's inspiring you from the world
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  Speaker 1: of Monty Python.
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  Speaker 3: I have a weird sort of obsession with dead things,
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  Speaker 3: like not like corpses, but just things that have been
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  Speaker 3: passed by by the world, you know, so to speak.
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  Speaker 3: So somewhere in like the mid two thousands, maybe early
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  Speaker 3: twenty tens, I started scrolling around on the eBay, and
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  Speaker 3: I was just looking for like collectible card games that
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  Speaker 3: nobody cared about, you know, things that were now being
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  Speaker 3: sold for like pennies on the dollar for what they
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: would have cost when they came out, you know. And
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  Speaker 3: I collected some classics like Gihad, which is the The
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  Speaker 3: Vampire the Masquerade collectible card game created by Richard Garfield.
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  Speaker 3: That I got the Wing Commander collectible card games. Found
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  Speaker 3: those online. Was delighted to see that that exists, but
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  Speaker 3: they started going a little crazy after that point. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I might as well get everything I get my hands on.
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  Speaker 3: So I have the Austin Powers collectible card game. I
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  Speaker 3: have the Buffy the Vampire Slayer collectible card game.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's a lot to the display box.
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  Speaker 3: The absolute jewel of my collection, the Monty Python and
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  Speaker 3: the Holy Grail collectible card game. A display box of
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  Speaker 3: starter decks, which I was, to my dismay, very quickly
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  Speaker 3: realized they had all been opened. None of them were sealed.
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  Speaker 3: This is what I trot out whenever I meet someone new.
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  Speaker 3: It has actually made me friends who are like, can
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  Speaker 3: we play it? And I'm like, sure, let's play right now.
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  Speaker 3: It is not a very good game. It is, however,
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  Speaker 3: and you will laugh while playing it, so I think
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  Speaker 3: that's the worthwhile thing. But no one has ever asked
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  Speaker 3: to play a second time, if that tells you anything.
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  Speaker 4: If they were a good game, i'd be disappointed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think there'd be something slightly wrong if
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  Speaker 3: it was a really good game.
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  Speaker 4: Python Collectical Card Game sounds like a Monty Python sketches, And.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it kind of fits very neatly into that thing
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  Speaker 3: where it like it's it's a clever thing done badly
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  Speaker 3: or stupidly. Yes, I don't think we can call it
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  Speaker 3: a stupid thing done cleverly, because like I said, it's
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  Speaker 3: not a good game, but it very much fits into
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  Speaker 3: that same vein just by its existence of being just
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  Speaker 3: kind of meh.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be shocked if the Monty Python Collectible Card Game
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  Speaker 2: was a good game. If it was like a hidden gem,
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  Speaker 2: groundbreaking game mechanics kind of game. I'd be surprised it.
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  Speaker 5: Has a comeback at the game stores.
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  Speaker 3: But I am deadly serious when I say that this
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  Speaker 3: card game has actually made me friends. So I am
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  Speaker 3: forever grateful to it, no matter how stupid it is.
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  Speaker 5: Honestly excellent, I'm so grateful to it, no matter how
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  Speaker 5: stupid it is. Is how I feel about friends. My God,
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  Speaker 5: we are so dumb, and I'm so grateful for this.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what about what about you?
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  Speaker 4: Matt?
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  Speaker 2: I've guessed I'm going to go with my current sketch
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  Speaker 2: group that I'm in that I get to perform in
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  Speaker 2: on a quarterly basis, that is a lot of fun,
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  Speaker 2: called the Dead Puppets Society because puppets regularly feature in
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  Speaker 2: those sketches. I'm very fortunate to be part of a
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  Speaker 2: theater community. And even though improv, stand up, you name it,
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  Speaker 2: every other form of comedy is currently more popular than
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  Speaker 2: sketch comedy is, we can still get fifty people in
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  Speaker 2: a room once a quarter and do a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: sketches and it's a lot of fun. So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: say my muse is the Dead Puppets Society because a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of people there are clearly influenced by Python. You
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  Speaker 2: can see it in a lot of the the bones
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  Speaker 2: of a lot of the sketches I've written, like a
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  Speaker 2: python esque sketch myself that was to do with Stonehenge.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it only felt pythones because it was to do
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  Speaker 2: with the history of Britain. But yes, I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 2: my sketch group is my use because they are a
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  Speaker 2: wonderful group of people, The Dead Puppet Society in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
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  Speaker 2: Check out peak. I was gonna say, nice plug too. There,
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  Speaker 2: work that out seamless. Thanks, Thanks everyone.
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  Speaker 1: All right, ur Joe, what's your muse?
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  Speaker 5: I am inspired by the concept of manifesting, which is
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  Speaker 5: a very nice way of, in my instance, lying, because
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  Speaker 5: so many of my friends throughout high school were like Aaron,
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  Speaker 5: so obsessed with Monty Python and could quote all of
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  Speaker 5: these things. I did not watch it until college, and
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  Speaker 5: I just was pretending. I was just pretending I heard
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  Speaker 5: the quotes, and I could mimic people quite effectively, and
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  Speaker 5: so I lied to them for a number of years.
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  Speaker 5: And then when I finally did watch it at university,
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  Speaker 5: some sketches, Holy Grail, et cetera. I didn't understand it,
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  Speaker 5: still pretended, and then watched it again and was like,
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  Speaker 5: now I understand, and so I just think that manifesting
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  Speaker 5: is a really powerful thing. You just yeah, if you
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  Speaker 5: just lie, eventually you will find that place of joy
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  Speaker 5: that is really genuine, that's incredibly inspiring.
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  Speaker 4: I was fully prepared for your story to be and
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  Speaker 4: then I actually watched it and it sucked and I
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  Speaker 4: never saw those friends again. Rode off on my motorcycle,
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  Speaker 4: so long loses enjoy and knights to say, whatever, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Ride off on my motorcycle. It's just a big balloon
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  Speaker 5: that I let air out of.
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  Speaker 2: Its still cool.
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  Speaker 1: And finally, Steve, what gets your motor gone?
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  Speaker 4: Well? And again, thank you for the heads up on it,
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  Speaker 4: so I had time to prepare.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if we're talking about I guess how it has
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  Speaker 4: inspired me. I would bring in the first feature screenplay
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  Speaker 4: I wrote when I was about fifteen, called mcderreck that
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  Speaker 4: was heavily influenced basically Life of Brian but for Marcbeth
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  Speaker 4: nice and it was probably probably terrible, I imagine, But
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  Speaker 4: I met some very dear friends when I was doing it,
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  Speaker 4: and it turned out sort of became a unifying thing
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  Speaker 4: where we all found out that because you weren't allowed
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  Speaker 4: to admit certain things in school for fear of violence.
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  Speaker 4: So it was like, oh right, you like this a
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  Speaker 4: weird shit from the seventies too. We can all safely
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  Speaker 4: like this weird shit. You know, the violent children don't
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  Speaker 4: need to know. Yeah. I met some dear friends and
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  Speaker 4: one of them went on to almost collaborate on my
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  Speaker 4: first book with me, kind of collaborated, but then got
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  Speaker 4: bored and I wrote the book. So yeah, it is
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  Speaker 4: instrumental the script mcdrek. I guess it's out there somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, where can we go to watch mcdrek? Like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was made into a feature length film, I presume.
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  Speaker 4: As yet to be produced.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still waiting on the funding.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kick started here.
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  Speaker 2: We can manifest and make it happen.
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  Speaker 5: Just start lying to people and saying that it exists
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  Speaker 5: out there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was waiting on my mom and dad to
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: lend me their video camera and give me like sixty bucks,
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: but it didn't happen, probably for the best.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd love to stop recording this podcast and watch
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: mcderrek right now.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we just switched.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: The rest of the podcast is yeah gate Leapers mcderrek instead.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Uh huh, it remains a hypothetical. Sadly who knows around
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: one day. It's not too late, never ever too late.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Those are all excellent muses. I feel, I feel well
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: and duly inspired. So right, teams, let's grip it by
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: the husk and fly into round one.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, you've lugged up the sound. Wow, you've done
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: a thing that I've not bother to do.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: In full yeahs. Round one is called and now for
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: something twenty percent bullshit, We will be asking our players
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: to sort the wheat from the chaff, with the wheat
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: being things from the real Python fandom and the chaff
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: being lies that I included to fool them. Each team
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: will take turns spinning the wheel of Death for their categories.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: They will then be presented with a list of five things,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: two of which are fabrications. If you fall into one
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: of my traps, you'll be thrown into the gorge of
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: eternal peril and frozen out of the rest of the list.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Isn't two out of five bullshit?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah? The mass isn't mapping into the.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: You're correct, I don't know that.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: All right. So as you can see, our topics are prejudice,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: cause of death, records, spam characters, and out of stock.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: A random neuron firing in my brain has decided that
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: really big feat picks will go first. I think I have.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Personally via a new run. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: So are you guys ready to spin this wheel?
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Spin that wheel.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Records said that really weird records records. All right, so
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start going. I'm going to go through
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: the list and then you guys can confirm them one
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: at a time. You don't have to put the list
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: in order. Keep in mind, after you have picked them,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: they are you got lock them in and if you
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: pick a wrong one, you are out. So the list
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: is official album releases Monty Python's Contractual Obligation album, the
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Final ripoff Monty Python's previous record, and now for something
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: completely different, Monty Python Live at the Royal Albert Hall.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Hmmm, oh those are all good tiles. Yes, Live at
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: the Albert Hall seems like an easy one because everybody
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: did a live at the Albert Hall and that was
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: kind of a A and an aspirational thing in Britain.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: So I could buy that one.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: That was one of the ones I was thinking, is
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: that's if I was going to pick Oh, I was
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: going to say, if I was going to pick one
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: that I think might be real, that would probably be.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: It sounds pretty real, it does.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: It's the one that I have the most leaning towards
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: possibly being real. Do we have anything that we like
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: better or that we feel more confident on?
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: I hope Monty Python's can t actual obligation is a
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: real one, because that would make me happy. But it's
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: not about my feelings. It's about reality. Now for something
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: completely different was a collection name of something, but I'm
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: pretty sure it was video.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: I thought so as well.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not ofay with their audio releases because I'm
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: not out where I would huddle around the gramophone with granny.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Your uncle didn't have vinyl albums.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Beta mass A mullet, goddamn it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah he was cool.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Ben he drove a Ford Capri.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Get with the program I say, let's lock in the
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Royal Albert Hall. That's the one that I'm thinking is
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: most likely to get us a point.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: It's also kind of call me paranoid, but also the
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: most likely to be a trap, because it's a very
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: normal aspiration for people to play the Abbot Hall and
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: that how Yeah? How is Ben with British culture? Does
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: he know? Does he understand the significance of the Albert Hall? Yeah?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Ben, I couldn't tell you. I've never met the guy.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: How evil is Ben?
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: That's a different question. I'm I'm comfortable locking that one
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: in as our first one, unless there's one you'd feel
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: more comfortable.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: But let's me know of that. Have a good feeling
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: about it, all.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Right, So you guys are locking in Monty Python live
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: at the Royal Albert Hall.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Yes, is that?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid that Steve was right. That is a trap
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and that is not your list. There are no points
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: awarded this round.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Screw you, Ben, That unbelievably evil. I am proud of
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: that trickery and treachery. I think that's uh, that's very classic,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Gately because I love this rude.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: What was true?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Monty Python's Contractual Obligation album is correct, so is the
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Final Ripoff? And Monty Python's previous record excellent.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: All the dumb ones I should have known.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: It, We should, we really should go with our heart
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: more like what we want them to be.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: They were very much about that. Yeah, we give a
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: ship about Herbert Hoole were stupid. That was a stupid all.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Right, So on to the ministry of silly talks. Would
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: you like me to spin your wheel?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Spin my wheel many times?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Prejudice excellent, hooray, So this category is correct. Answers for
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: derogatory terms for Belgians from the skit prejudice Joe, your
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: options are the sprouts, the wafts, the phlems, miserable fat
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Belgian bastards, and mayonnaise suckers.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so good it's about the Belgians. It's
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: so it's so good that that's still fine to say.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I genuinely don't know. I have not seen this sketch
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: in sometime. I feel like miserable fat Belgian bastards is
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: a benism.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say. That feels like the like
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: the final punch of a pythonism, like after you go
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: on the run of regular sounding ones, no second to
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: last or second to last, yaya before something short.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's something short and punchy to really nail
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: it home.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Definitely a semi crescendo and list comedy and they would
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: get at that sort of thing.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that seems like a classic one of those,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: So that would be the one I was most confident in.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: How confident do you feel about it?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I think it's a trap, honestly trap. I'd rather go
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: with one of the others. The Wafts does not seem
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: like something Ben would make up.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also the Flems. I don't know if it's
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: like the fish.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: I should have had this. I've been to Belgium quite recently.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I called people all of these.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I think I agree with you, Aaron. I think the
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Wolfts is something that maybe wouldn't be made up by Ben. Alright,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: let's go.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Then in all right, so you are locking in the wafts. Yes,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Oh this is delicious. Oh no, it is. It is
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: not the wafts.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Wow, damn it, it's even I underestimated. Is evil.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: The answers are the sprouts, the Flems and miserable fat
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Belgian bastards.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Damn it.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I really like Ben that you just sat there coming
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: up with some really passable insults.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Nice new slurs.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: You were a little too good at that.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: You could see the list of the stuff he didn't Incluyton.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: All right on the Patreon back over to really big
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: feet picks.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: It's beIN that wheel.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so close, right on the edge.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Cause of death is the topic. And these are causes
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: of death of which there were one hundred and forty
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: six in the Holy Grail. And your options are crushed
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: by a cow, a fatal heart attack, muled by a rabbit,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: smoked by God, and ignorance.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone's directly smoked by God, even though
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: that was a thing in the meaning of life. Mm hmmm,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Somebody did die by ignorance because of
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: the whole crossing the bridge thing. Yeah, yeah, so that's
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: that's a definite. That's sid people were mulled by rabbit
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: came off. That's definitely true. Uh huh, I saw that happen.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Horrific true.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Do you guys want to lock any of those in
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: as you go down or do you want to.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Just let's lock some in so I know, we get points.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Ignorant locked in.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: But it's correct.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Nice, and then the rabbit.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Mauled by rabbit is also correct. Nice deaths there?
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Cool?
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Did someone actually die from the cow? Because I know
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: one got flung out from that one of the castles.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think the cow hit someone. No, No, somebody
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: got hit by an arrow. I don't think we saw
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: anybody get hit by a cow.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I think that would be that would be
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: a really good trick.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: One because the cows were lord.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Cows were launched. Farm animals of variety of various farm
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: animals were launched.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: And this feels like a bend trick because I want
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: it to be true, and part of my brain is
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: now filling in the blank where somebody got hit by
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: the cow, but I don't think it happened.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Do we want to go with a heart attack.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because somebody did. If I could nail down when
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: somebody did die of a fatal heart attack, because that
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: happened a lot outside of Holy Grail. I'm just trying
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: to remember where it happened in Holy Grail. If indeed
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: it did.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Ben's enjoined this power too much. Look at it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: It was fun.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Jacket has gone straight to your head.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: He's old jacket.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: It's got big shoulder pads.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: It's so bad anymore. It's just a jacket.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: I can't think of it. Oh, certainly someone died of
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: a heart attack.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because everybody died of stupid things in a transition period.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Uh huh? Was there someone in like in the scenes
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: in Holy Grail where it's like the presenter and he
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: gets killed, but then the people are investigating it and
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: they died of sudden heart attack. That's not a good accent.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: But no, he was killed by a man on a horse. Yes,
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: but we all saw that.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: How did his wife die? Did his wife have a
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: heart attack? I don't know, I hope. So these are
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: the important questions of our age.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to christ you guys for an answer. Here,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: great hosting, great hosting.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: If my brain starts to feel in blanks and age
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: comes up with any old bullshit, there's a really good
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: chance it might be true because there was a lot
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: of bullshit. Yeah, a lot of strange things happen.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Let's do we just want to go for heart attack
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: because it's the one that we've had at the front
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: of our minds.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Or I think nobody was killed by a cow.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, so let's let's say heart attack. We've got two points.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Regardless, logging and heart attack. Yes, it is heart attack.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: It was the mad.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, yes, And there was.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: A man crushed by a cow, but he did not die.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: That's a survivable access. Yea, everyone knows that.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Fine, all right, back to the Ministry of Silly Talks.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: It is time to spin your wheel.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need some points.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: And we have characters. Okay, So characters is this just
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: should be fairly easy, right. This is characters from Monty
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Python lore, either in sketches and or movies. And your
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: options are Raymond, luxury yacht, Tarquin, Finn, tim linn bin
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: wim bim limb, bus stop, fateang Fa tang ole, biscuit, barrel, assistant,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: chief constable, lookout behind you, zoit and Nigel Thrushbottom.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: The third The only one Arran that I feel confident
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: on is the first one. That's one I remember hearing
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: it a pretty famous sketch, I think, And if it's
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: a Ben trick, I'm so sorry.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, wasn't suit the name of one
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: of the women in Monty Python, the Holy Grail?
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, sure, let's go with that one first, because that's
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: definitely true.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: So you're locking.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Remembering women, Yes, there usually like two of them.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and usually they're not actually women, they're just pithon
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: guys dressed as women.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Actually, we shouldn't talk too much. That's a better ratio
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: than this podcast currently, especially so you're locking in zuit. Yes,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: is correct? Good catch, Aaron.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: I also feel good about the first one that feels
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: like that would have been the upper Class Twitter the Year.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Yes name yep, locking it inmond luxury hot.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is also correct. It's not from the upper
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: class Twitter the Year, but it is correct.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, then one of the others must be because they
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: were all silly names.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I just can't remember the Okay, Ben, What the three
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: we've got left?
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: You have Tarquin Finn, tim Lin, bin Win, bim limb
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: bust stop the tang f tang ole, biscuit, barrel assistant
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: chief constable lookout behind you and Nigel Thrushbottom the third.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: I want that first one and to be real so bad,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: I think I think it is. I want it to
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: be real so bad please.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I think the other two sound like Ben Trapps, now
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: that we know that that's an established medium.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: No, listen, I've underestimated his evil once. I will not
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: do it again. He's perfectly capable of coming up with
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: all of that ship that he.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Said to continue to underestimate his evil.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: But because I want it to be real so very badly,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I think we should lock in.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all that shit he said, let's all that shit
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: you said, Ben, that's the one we're looking in.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, the first one exceedingly long that I could not repeat.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Tarquin vinn tim Lin bin wim bim limb bus stop
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: f tang fa tang ola, biscuit barrel is correct. Yes,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: he was one of the candidates for the very silly
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: party in the election.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: And it is very silly.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: And I didn't get you with assistant chief constable lookout
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: behind you.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: It was when it was in a field of five,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: it was very convincing. As soon as we narrowed it down,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, that's a classic bend trap.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: There was an assistant chief constable. There's a man behind you,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and a chief and a chief superintendent. Lookout.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Wow, oh dirty dirty pool old man.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: All right, So back to really big feet picks with
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the final spin, and the options are spam and out
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: of stock.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Come on spam.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: God damn it, it could hear us.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone else will have to come on spam for
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: for you guys. You got hey, you've got you got
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: out of stock, and these are varieties of cheese mentioned
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: in the cheese shop sketch, and your options are Sage, Derby,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Saint Marceline, Savoyard, Stinking Bishop, and Stilton.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I'm blanking entirely on this on the cheese sketch. For
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: them to say a load of ridiculous ship and then
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: just say Stilton sounds quite like a nice subversion of
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: list comedy that I would expect from money Pipe. And
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: because Stilton is a silly word, but it's an actual cheese.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Yes, And I don't know if the first three are
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: real cheeses, but I know the last two are and so,
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: but I do think Stilton is the funnier choice. M So,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: let's let's just lock in.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Let's go just kind of yeah, Stilton is correct, that's
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: the real cheese.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Well done, Okay, now we just have to cheese use
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: from the fake cheeses. You Stinking Bishop a real cheese.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: It's just a funny word.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: I do think it's a real cheese. Yeah, I did
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: think so. Savoyard does sound like like someone invented a
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: fancy cheese.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: It's nearly wine.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, someone invented all the fancy cheeses.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Mmm mmm, they really did, didn't they.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Savoyard is yeah, it's like somebody went to say savignyon
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: mm hmm and just fucked that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: But they were too British.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: And do you have any instincts? Is there anything you're
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: leaning towards?
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Normally, my cheese instincts are quite keen. In this case,
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: they are betraying me. Let's go for savoyard because it
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: does just sound like nearly a word.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, locking in savoyard. Yes, your cheese instincts have not
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: betrayed you. Oh it is correct, Okay, Sage Derby.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: On my tombstone when I die at fifty two, cheese
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: instincts never betrayed me.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Never eating too much, stinking Bishop.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't know we were up against such powerful cheese instincts.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Aaron, We're in trouble. My cheese instincts are middling at best.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: I have no I have no instinct. So I'm just
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: willing to do a shot in the dark here best way. Sometimes,
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: let's go.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: For the first one, Sage Derby, Yes, locking in stage, say,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: locking in, Sage Derby. I'll have to take that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Take it's correct.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: I swept it.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Oh god, I stressful.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for they are all real cheeses.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: WHOA really, I thought they might be.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, back to uh, the Ministry of Silly talks, And
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you guys are left with spam and so spam, spam,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: spin that. These these are items on the menu in
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: the spam sketch. Okay, and you have spam, bacon and spam, spam,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: egg sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, egg and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam and spam, spam,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: spam and spam.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Damn, we've got the cruelest category.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: You mean the spam. We've got the cruelest category.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The baked beans one is real. I know because
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I remember someone ordering that and she goes, we're out
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: of baked beans.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Let's let's do it that That one does sound very
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: python esque.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Baked beans is correct.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Nice, Just because we're gonna have to guess them, I
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: think I want to make you read it. Can you
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: read the remaining films?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna have you kip one
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: because I think spam, bacon and spam is not right.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure there was one that was egg, bacon
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: and spam, and I think he's just replaced the egg
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: with another spam.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll skip egg bacon and spam, even though I
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: just said it and say spam, egg sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: egg and spam and spam, spam, spam and spam.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Does it undo the joke of we're out of beans
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: if you then just say one that's all spam? No?
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Does it? Does it add to the joke if you
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: say it's all spam at the end?
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I think I think it adds to the joke, honestly,
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: And I don't think it was in the end. I
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: think it was like in the middle somewhere.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Then let's go with it.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: It would have been like after spam, egg sausage and spam,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: and then spam, spam, spam and spam, and then the
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: big one, the baked beans. I'm just I'm just, I'm
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: just throwing stuff at the wall here and seeing what
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: with sticks We'll go with? Spam, spam, spam and spam, spam.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Spam, spam and spam. Is not correct, Damn Ben.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: If you want to say that was an extra spam
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: in there or something like that.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: That would be dirty pool. Yeahmensely dirty pool.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: No, the the other correct ones were spam, bacon and
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: spam and spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, something we can all be proud of is I
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: think we said spam more times than the original sketch.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Now, Sam, I don't know, because they had a team
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: of Vikings singing it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of spams.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: We'll just have to keep saying spam.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: If we want to reach those heights, we.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Gotta spam more of those correct answers so we can
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: catch up.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, you're saying spam, spam, spam, and spam wasn't a
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: correct answer.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Ban spam, spam, spam and spam is not correct.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I was really hoping spam, spam, spam and spam was
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: a correct answer.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: So did I. I really thought we had spam, spam, smam,
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: and spam in the bag.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean after your spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: spam and spam answer was correct so quickly, I really
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: thought you had it.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Now we beat those vikings.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Matt, again, I'm reminded I need to trust your
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: instincts over mind.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be fine. We got all games.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's plenty of time to prove that theory wrong.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the round of vown. That's the round of
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: end one. Let's let's ask to populate the scores. What's that?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Oh it appears his brain hurts. I guess I'll do
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: it myself. The Ministry of Silly Talks has four points,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: but really big feet Picks has six points.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: To be fair, really big feet Picks would pull in
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: more initially initially.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Up next, it is round two, right after this ad
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: from Chrem toothpaste, now with fraudulent see you after this?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: And then I guess I'll hit this again.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: My mind is flowing? How are you making that happen?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Round two is called the Ministry of Silly Wanks. Monty
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Python is silly, and Gates is a game. So I
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: figured we'd play our silliest game, mass Tasker.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Oh no, oh no.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: That's right, it's our play on the.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Hit show Test or go put some pants on, dammit.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Each team has a list of ten mystery tasks that
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: they will have five minutes to complete. They can complete
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: them in any order they wish the Ministry of Silly
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Talks will go first, and I will start the number
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: when you choose your first number out of ten. Let
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: me get my five minute timer ready here, let me stretch.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Do you want to get something to write down? What numbers?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You guys all ready?
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I think I can. I'm gonna play this straight, like
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: how it expect players to always play it, and I'm
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: going to hold the numbers away.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: All right. I'm actually gonna keep notes.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: But that's why I'm playing it straight, because I was
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: going to keep notes.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Uh, Matt, you want to be a runner, I can't
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: be running.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, ye, all.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Right, So whenever you guys are ready, go ahead and
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: give me your first number. One. Fetch some sort of
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Monty Python related merch. Oh good god, I mean yes, next?
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Two?
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Two?
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: List three Monty Python movies in reverse alphabetical order.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, uh if you're counting. If we're counting, do
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: we count tea for the like the Oh? But they're
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: all they all start with the so the reverse has
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: to be whatever the next arrays.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Monty Python and the Life of Brian, Monty Python and
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: the Holy Grail, and now for something completely different, all.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Right, excellent three three three. You guys are doing the
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: easy route here, all right, that is, uh, send me
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: a photo of a larch for what the larch? Of course, yes,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: well he's doing that. Please translate this phrase Fromungary into English.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: A leg parnas hyam, tell a van a nicau.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, something to do with rubbing up your pants,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: like there's something to do with fundling your left buttock.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: There's good guesses, but now, uh, something to do with
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: going out on a date.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Can you repeat that for me?
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Of course?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: A leg paranas hyam, tell a van angle nical a
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: practice saying that so many times it shows I.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Remember I've sent the large, I've sent the lotch, I have.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Received the larch. Uh five, Please fetch a Spanish inquisition
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: like torture device.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Sure, I'll go try and find support.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Can you give me the Hungarian one more time?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: A leg paranas hyam, tell a van angle nakal.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Quite a bit of snow we're having h No, No,
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: a leg parnas hy o, tell what now.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Van ag angle nakle. That'll that'll call if I can't
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: tell what it is, but it is anything, it's like
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: a it's a it's literally not a real torture device.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: That's all that matters, all right, because any other numbers
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: you want to uh ten speak like a gumby For
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: the remainder of this challenge, that just has to be
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: one of you.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Uh how do you remember what that is?
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I have no idea. We've already blown because we've both
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: spoken like ourselves. Leg pardners high? How is highone spelled.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: H a j oh with a little thing over the top.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: M you guys still have seven? Nine if you want to,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: let's let's go nine. Let's go nine. Move on nine nine.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Fetch some canned meat, vegetarian.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to have anything in here.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Say I don't have any cand meat either.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Wait, guys, yes, yes, okay, Sorry.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: I shouldn't have helped you.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: It's full of English nickels on a pretty pillowy hair.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: But that's a great guest.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: You still have. You have a minute and a half
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: left hand, six, seven and eight.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: I have to give up on that six. Please say me.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Every thirty seconds from now on.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, k Meg Parnashi on Televan angle nicol eight. Oh,
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: quite excellent, quite quite brown hair, full of English nickels. Nope,
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: eight is uh is knee named? Three philosophers? Uh can't?
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Uh? Huh?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: One more and Plato?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: All right, there you go, you got that one. Seven
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: even put on a dress?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Don't have a dress.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: All I'm getting is it's full of English nickels on
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: pretty pillowy hair. I must be missing something.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'll spell it for you while he's gone A go ahead?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Is that l E G p A R N A
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: s with There's some accents in there, but I'm going
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: to skip those. H A j O M T E
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: L E v A n A n g O l
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: n A k k A l Oh.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: What's the time?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Thirteen seconds?
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Thirteen?
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: The most beautiful man is you? With English names?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: That's not even close.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Google, You are failing me.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: It's a pocket.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Oh I see address.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: I see address, he says, he sees address.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: All right, that is.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: To me.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Uh oh, and Aaron, you did forget to say me
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: in the last thirty seconds there? No, I did not,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: did you?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: What do you guys think? God damn it, I absolutely did.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I was very focused on the dress. So I'll give
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: it to you because with that Hungarian thing that's really tough.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: You absolutely fucked me. Well, Google, fucked me.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I was hoping you guys would just know that. It
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: means my hovercraft is full of eels.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Not even close, Google.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: But not not even remotely close. I don't know what
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: they were going for there, but it's my hovercraft is
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: full of eels. But you guys did fucking great. You
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: got okay eight points eight points.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: So I just just for fun, I clicked the the
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: did you mean with a couple more accent marks, and
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: it gave me my hobvercraft is full of English necks.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I guess it's the eels that it was having a
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: tough time with.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: It was having a tough time with eels.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: So does science honestly have a tough time with eels.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: They're tricky little fuckers, those guys. All right, so really
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: big feet picks. You guys ready for your list?
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: Do it? Yes?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, whenever you're ready, Give me whichever number you'd like
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: to start with. One, yep, fetch something you can make
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: galloping noises with?
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Oh wait yeah, make me out there on stone send
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: me a letter complaining about this episode.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Do you want to do that or do you want
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: me to chat?
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I'll do that. You go to the next one.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Three, perform a silly walk. Oh yes, I was like
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I was born for this. That's getting clipped for Instagram.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: I need to put my head all right.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Next four? Four, Oh, speak like a French taunter. For
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the remainder of this challenge.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: I fat in the general diction.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: It only needs to be one of you, by the way.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Five name three Australians.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Dave, Tony Storm, Xena Sea New Zealand CALLI Manik.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: And one more porn hold on porn, Hogan, Come all right, excellent. Next,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: next is number you already did.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Five.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Six Draw a foot? Very appropriate for you guys.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Okay on it?
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Is drawn? Is being drawn?
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Oh excellent? Got a foot?
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Next?
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Six?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: That was that was six.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: Seven.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Fetch a weapon worthy of a Night of the Round Table.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: He'll allow it.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: It's Monty Python. It's absurd. Yeah yeah uh. Eight follow
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: follow all of your statements with nudge nudge, know what
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: Nine, nudge nudge, know what I mean.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Fetch me a shrubbery.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, go one planet in the house, and I don't
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: want to bring it because you have the planet equivalent
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: of the R S p C. A will surely have
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: be in prison. That planet is not looking good.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that didn't sound French at all.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: All right, no, nudge nudge, know what I mean.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Excellent, you guys have.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: Do we consider that a shrubbery?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: And my apologies it's a trubbery?
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Hell yes, ten nudge nudge, know what I mean?
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: List three Python sketches in alphabetical.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: Order, argument, clinic, cheese shop, industry wokes, nudge nudge what
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: I mean?
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I think that is the entirety of your list.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Other than emailing me a letter about complaining or setting
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: me up, I.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Put it in the chata. Yeah you said, send you
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: in discord?
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Is that in discorder? The chat in riverside in riverside wonderful?
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Ibout that closed because in real estate, you guys have
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: a minute sixteen left, so like we're not even any sixteen.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: The fuck this episode? It sucks. I mean, that is
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: complaining about.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: You didn't say it had to be articulate or even fair.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: I did not.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: You did not. Okay, nudge nudge, know what I mean.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I guess we could end it there.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Got time to spare nudge nudge.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: So yes, other than talking like a French taunter for
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: the remainder of the challenge. You guys got the other nine.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Odra also missed one. Think she took her headphones off
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: and she said, am we gonna go? And she did
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: not follow it up but nude nudge. Yeah.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: I was hoping no one would notice, all right, So
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: that's eight and eight.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: You hoped wrong.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: I had to break my French accent to explain my
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: pronunciation of Paul Hogan, which I here's a rookie era.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: A Frenchman never explains himself.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: No, no, A room full of Americans thinking that there's
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: an Australian called pawn Hook and I's got to be
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: the right.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bryan and.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Nickel for every time.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: That's the end of the round. Let's ask those wankers
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: and splitters over at the Judea's People Front to calculate
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: the scores. The Ministry of Silly Talks has twelve points,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: but really big Feet is still in the lead with
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: fourteen points.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: This is okay, this is fine, fine high hold on
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: still in striking distance.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Round three is next, but first some commercials. If Eric
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Idol has to keep working into his eighties to pay
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: the bills. You can spare a little bit of time
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: for these adverts.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't skip a finger of Eric idol grateful breaks.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: He's clearly getting paid for this. Round three is called
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: nudge Nudge know you this scene because of course here
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: at gate Lebers we value the opinions of strangers, but
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: just how valuable are they in helping you guess this scene?
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: In this game, I will be presenting you with three
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: clues drawn from the YouTube comets section of a famous
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Monty Python scene. All you need to do is identify
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: the scene or sketch to win. Guess correctly on the
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: first clue, and you'll receive five points, two for the
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: second clue, and a single point if you need all
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: three clues. If after three clues you haven't identified the
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: correct scene, the opposing team will have a chance to
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: steal for one point. Hey, and we are going to
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: start with really big feet picks because it's your turn. Heck, yes,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: this clue one. Truth in satire can sometimes be humorous,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: yet it also points to the seriousness of not paying
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: attention and to turning up of a blind eye by
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: those claiming to protect us for our own good.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Special I have no idea.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: You're not punished for wrong guesses, so you know, throw
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: something out.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of any sketch or any scene
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: that had a cop notable.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Ones the Spanish Inquisition. They were kind of looking out
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: for our best interests, like spiritually.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: The likelihood that we're going to get this. On the
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: first clue, let's just say the Spanish Inquisition.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: It is not the Spanish Inquisition.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Well, could have expected it, well, but no, that's the problem.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Clue number two. This Britain certainly has a bizarrely diverse
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: ecosystem of wildlife sloths, carp and especially orangue tangs.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: I have nothing, there's no spark of knowledge occurring.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: I want to say, Holy Kurile. It sounds like the
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: the science guy from the Holy Grail team.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: Yes, let's go with the introduction of the science guy.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: He's the one in blue.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: I don't think he was called the science guy.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: He had a duck bill, yes, sir Bill n the
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: science he had he was in the blue.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: And I believe he was credited as William Nye.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: But he had the screen on the front of his
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: helmet that couldn't stay up.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: In the most terry Jones.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: That one you're close with guessing who he is, but
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: it's not. Okay, clue number three. This movie is my
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: dad's favorite and the reason I've been terrified of rabbits
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: for thirty one years.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, so it is Holy Grail, but we just need
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: to nail down the scene.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Right, So Holy Grail, diverse wildlife people looking out for
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: his just repeating some words in the last few minutes.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Format point of this game. The first one's usually the
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: most worthless.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the first one is usually just look how silly
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: YouTube commenters are.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: It sounds like the socially aware peasant.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I agree.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: So you guys are going for socially Yeah, that's the
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: help help I'm being oppressed scene.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: I'm afraid it isn't.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought they were right, the Ministry of Silly Talks.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Would you like to try and we leap on the
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: rabbit comment and say it's the beast, the great terrible
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: beast in the cave and just say it's that scene.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I will give it to you because it is all
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: kind of one scene there, but it is the holy.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: See Spanish Inquisition.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Nearly we were onto something.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: When he's reading out the uh the instructions to the
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Holy Grand handgrey is when he mentioned Sarsloth's carps and
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: a ring at Huh, clever, clever, right onto the ministry
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: of silly talks. The moment he brought up wife, I
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: felt slimesickles pain when he heard unlimited bacon.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's just having a stroke now.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, I mean it seems to be pointing to
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: the spam. Let's say, let's say spam for this first one.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just say spam.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: It's not spam. Okay, number two. This fact made it
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: ten times funnier. I just learned the extras had no
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: clue about this scene. The main actors practiced this several
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: times a day before, and these poor extras were instructed
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: not to react what's soever to what they heard. Their
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: reaction is genuine and then natural as the director wanted
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: to capture their genuine reaction.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, this makes me think it's one of the films,
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: like one.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Of Yeah, I think it might be missed Creosote. Okay,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: the big guy who explodes from eating away for the end.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, that would be a good thing for the reaction.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it makes sense for the unlimited Bacon and
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: it also makes the wife comment makes sense, like how
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: could this.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Guy be making Yes, Okay, that's gotta be.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: That is an excellent incorrect I was so certain you
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: guys are that that was really good? You made any
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: sense you would have gotten Damn. Every time I feel
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: sad or depressed, I should watch this, as I always
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: burst into laughter. This is top drawer. Any issue with
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: the pronunciation of the English? Are are you going to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: woam or roam?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Okay? That does ring a bell of a character? Is it?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: In?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Is it Life of Brian? Is it?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I need a specific scene?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the I can picture the character with the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: speech impediment, and I guess like a big set piece
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: in terms of like the reaction to something combining with that.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Is it by any chance? And I'm not making this
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: artificial guess. I'm checking with Matt. Could it be the
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: biggest Dickert scene. Let's go with it because I don't.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: I don't have any better idea, or I should have
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: watched Life of Brian in the last.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Week biggest dick Yes and his wife.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: And yes he has he is the r the whole time,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: and I was like, and oh yeah, the extras because
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: I remembered reading a fact that Michael Palin deliberately would
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: improvise between takes just to keep those extras on their
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: toes so that when he walked up to them, just
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: to get the bigger reaction out of them.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, back to really big feet picks. Your first clue
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: is isn't that the set from Elizabeth's home with the
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: gay guy she marries in upstairs downstairs? I know the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: BBC re cycled a lot of sixties a lot in
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: the sixties to the eighties, including taping over some classics
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: no one will ever see again, But is that actually
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: the set from upstairs downstairs?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Just fix something?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: It was a stately home.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: The one with the words that sound tinny?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Is that a sketch?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: I was watching compilations and there was a sketch where
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: they're like, that word sounds tinny and they hated it.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: But it was in a home. It was in a
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: stately home.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: I can't think of anything that was in a stately
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: home other than the idiot Olympics, which I think we're
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: in a stately home garden. I could be I could
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: be making that or the one wed the Northerners are
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: all talking about how terrible their lives were.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: I called that going home to see my family.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: When I instantly coil, I'm describing it's enough.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Is that what you want to go with?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Going with the four Yorkshiremen?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: Four yorkshire Man. That's the one that is incorrect. Okay,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: dang number two.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: When I used to grade English papers, i'd sometimes see
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: a topic sentence that mentioned the three main points of
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: the paper, and then it'd go on to list four things.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: It always made me think of this sketch.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: M I what there's a recurring bit in Holy Grail
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: where he doesn't know the number three, like one, two, five,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: I think is what he always does.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: True, But I do not know.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that's relevant.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: I can't think of a set that would have been
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: shra upstairs downstairs, but maybe yes, oh yeah, hanging ourselves
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: too much on the first clue.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm, yeah, I'll just lock in king Arthur doesn't
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: know the number three?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: That is incorrect?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: All right, final clip?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: This would help.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: It's okay. Maybe I made this too hard. I don't know.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: It's always hot to tell you two comments give you
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: what they give you do. I love Monty Python but
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: as a historian, I really dislike the Spanish black legend. FYI,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Spain executed three hundred witches, while the German principates did
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: it with sixteen thousand, just fifty three times more. Same
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: about extermination. Any Spanish colony has today above eighty percent
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: native and mixed like me, half Indian, half Spanish, something
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: British only did with Pocahontas, while Australia, Canada, the US
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: has a round point seven percent of natives and mixed
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: just one hundred and fourteen times more. Don't you think
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: half a millennium is enough to stop this anti imperialistic propaganda?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: Incredible?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: I forgot halfway through that comment that I was supposed
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: to be thinking of a sketch. So I've got nothing.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: We could could always come back to the Spanish inquisition.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: No one expects.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Sounded vaguely Spanish inquisitioning. Yeah, but they popped up a
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: couple of times.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you guys locking in Spanish inquisition.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's my best guess.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Who would have expected it? It is, in fact the
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Spanish Inquisition. Yes, very nice.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: It had to be eventually, it had to be.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: What you could have done with that Ben has just
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: had like completely unrelated clues to anything, and then it
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: still could have.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Been wasn't It wasn't far off. I mean, apparently that
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: comfy chair might have been on the set of Upstairs Downstairs.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I never watched eagle eyed BBC fans certainly think so. Yeah,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: I trust him all right. Back to Ministry of Silly
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Talks number one. This was filmed in the back of
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Hargreave Street and on Greenfield Road in Colne, Lankshire. I
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: used to work in the building at the bottom of
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: which is now in industrial units. I used to babysit
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: two small boys in Hargreave Street. I lived in Cross
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Street West, which runs across the top of these streets
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: parallel to Greenfield's Row. And I lived in Coln for
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: sixty four years all my life so far, I'm positive correct.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Why don't people have friends anymore?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: What a magic man.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: It's a man, a sixty four year old man watching
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: YouTube videos and with no friends, like anyone cares.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Should we just say madish inquisition? No?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, Actually, because he mentioned so many streets,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of thinking, Granny.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Gang, Sure, let's do it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Let's do it not a bad guess?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Not a ye?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this song sounds too similar to Consider Yourself from Oliver.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Most parody songs sound like other songs, still hilarious and
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: surprisingly well choreographed.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, can sity. I'm imagining how Consider Yourself goes.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: And there's like a bit of a Cockney sing song
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: eness to it. So is it always look on the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: bright side of life?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: I was thinking Lumberjack?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, shure, does that sound like? I mean, it is
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: very like coldless suspenders, like do a do a dance
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: on some cobbles. I don't know, let's go with Lumberjack.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: It's not Lumberjack. Don't worry. This will help you guys out.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: How many of these kids do you think went home
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: and asked their parents what sperm? Mom conversation?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: Every sperm is sacred?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Ha, Yeah it is.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: In fact, every sperm is sacred.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we could. We could have got it after the
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: second one, but we were we were both in completely
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: different directions.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean they dance on cobbles like it's
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: a dude, Dan Cobbles's right there.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, maybe it should such a shame because
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: I'm always thinking of spun.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: Just didn't right then, I don't know what it is
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: about lancas Ship incredibly sexy place.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, I'm always thinking of Granny, so that's why I
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: went straight there.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: All right, excellent, back to uh really big feet picks.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: I love the understated role reversal.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: Here.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: We have a wacky clown who treats their silliness with
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: the utmost serious professionalism, and an unfunny straight man who
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: is trying and failing comically to pitch how silly they are,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: with government backing, of.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: Course, Ministry of silly walks.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would that feels like a reasonable good first
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: go minister walks.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, hot, damn what?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Yes? Correcked for five five points?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, well I didn't think anyone was going to get it,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: but now I'm going to mention it. This point inflation
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: on this game is wild. Going for five points for
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: the I like it.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: I thought it was a phenomenal change before, like when
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: you first introduced it, when you were first going through
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: the points. I should have said it then, but I
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: think it was a great update.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, it's it's a nod to the fandom. Somh yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: three three.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: That's all right, one two five.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one two five, that's how you count, right, all right,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: back to Ministry of the Silly Talks. That was quick.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: It might be probably more obvious if you watch the
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: whole episode or the whole season, But I've just realized
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: that the long line of people in the street dressed
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: all the same at the start of the Ministry of
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Silly Walks sketch are just more cops coming to interrupt
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: this sketch.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: So it's from the same episodes. Sketches with cops is
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: like half of Monty Python sketches. Interrupting a sketch A
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: lot interrupting a sketch not uncommon that or people from
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: the military, yeah, or the Spanish Inquisition.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Some kind of institution. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: See. I'm now thinking like I'm kind of gonna met
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: a game with just like big Hitters. Does do the
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: police get involved with like dead Parrot at all, just
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: for going for some big hitters here to try and
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: get five points?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: No, but they do get involved. In the Belgian translation
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: or what was doing, there was a scene where a
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: guy was speaking from a translation manual, but all the
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: lines were ridiculously dirty.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: In the in the second round, my car is.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Cover craft is full of eels. Yeah, that's the one.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: That's the only one I can think of where I
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: know a cop comes in at the end and it
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: interrupts things.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Should we say it for five even though it's been
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: referenced in the episode already?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Ah yeah, I don't know if you would double dip.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: I think he might double dip. I think Ben might
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: forget that he's referenced the sketch already.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: And then I really, after they read that on that clue,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: that was way too easy for five points.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: I agree, but I'm not going to debate it right now.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: I think it was a really masterfully written clue, like
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: well found you would.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Let's yeah, let's go with the Belgian.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: I've got nothing else.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Let's let's do it.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Uh No, it is not the Hungarian. It's been about
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: fifteen years since I've seen this sketch for the first time,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: and I'm just now realizing this is what happens on
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Twitter every day.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, so probably something to do with people arguing and fighting.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Does someone does a cops show up in argument clinic?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: I don't remember that.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I mean again, lots of the sketches do end with
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: cops and military come in.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: But I mean argument clinic was basically Twitter before Twitter
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: was Twitter.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go with argument clinic. It's argument, not stuff.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: One clue too late, does it does?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: It does end with cops coming in after he goes
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: on you know, after he goes into the next door
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: on getting hit in the head lessons.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: It's funny stuff, good shit.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: Good times.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: That's the end of round one. Let's ask Terry gill
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: to calculate Oh what, yes, yes, in fact it is
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: it says that here in the script I'm not good
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: at reading. That's the end of round three. Let's ask
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Terry gilly im to calculate the scores. He's just sent
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: me an animation of an old man coming out of
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: the nose of a naked woman. So clearly that means
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: that the Ministry of Silly Walks has seventeen points, but
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: real big feet picks has twenty points.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: Oh incredible, we.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: Did get an easy one, but then again we've got
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: a hard one to you mice full of ups and downs.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: That's the real meaning of life on.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: The bright side. Next comes our quick fire round, where
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: it's really anyone's game and your knowledge of money python
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: is meaningless.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, thank god.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Well, before we get to the quick fire around, we
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: need to talk about prizes. Yes, this episode star Prize
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: is the concept of absurdism with how insane the real
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: word seems to be around us. It's a wonderful it's
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: a wonderful release to watch something even more ridiculous and
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: poking fun out of it. Fun. Oh my god, that
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: was rough.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: You take it again, or I can leave all of this.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: No, we'll leave it all.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: Fun at something my failure recorded.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: It's a fun out of something that's like super aggressive.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: I like how you were reading it with the face
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: of someone who was like, did I write this several
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: weeks ago?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: Who wrote this?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: That is my face? When our winning team will also
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: receive the actual Holy Grail. The good news is if
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: you drink from it, you'll live forever. The bad news
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: is you'll be living in this timeline forever.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: Yikes, thank you, I'm good.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Up.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Next is our crucial quickfire round, But first we must
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  Speaker 1: It's called check out these Pythons. Sure you know all
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: about Monty Python, but what do you know about all
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: the other snake adjacent characters from pop culture? In this game,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I will give our players clues to a snake esque
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: character from pop culture history. These clues will be delivered
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: as miss scum or s c u M gossiping about
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: the characters to her bridge club. Oh and there'll be
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: a classic gate Leapers twist. Of course, all responses must
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: be prefaced with no one expects good, got it? It's quick,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: so buzzing by yelling your team name.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Let's practice that silly talks, silly talks feet pick pigs.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: For example, if I said, oh, sure he comes off
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: as powerful with his military uniform and his reflective helmet,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: and yeah.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I think I got silly walk talks there first.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: Nobody expects the cobra commander.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: That is that That would be a point if that
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: wasn't the example. Are you can rub me at any
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: point as you guys are clearly aware. If you guys
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: are ready, I'll start the timer.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, oh he's one monocular slab of beef. He
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: is Hey, save the president. You know, they say he
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: was a criminal, but anyone.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: He picks Yep, nobody expects snake Blisken.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Right on nice correct, don't know who that is.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Escape from New York, Escape from LA.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: She's a stone cold killer. That one quite the look
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: or share. He is too. I've seen many gentlemen callers
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: enter her cave, but none walked out.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody expects Medusa.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Steve's killing it here. That is correct.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: It's a great voice as well.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: He's a snaky one. He is hell of a shot,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: even with his poor depth perception.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody expects solid snake.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, that is solid snake. I wouldn't even have to
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: reference cardboard boxes.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: The depth perception.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 6: I've always had a weak spot for long dark men.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: At first I thought he was quite the catch, but
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: it turns out he was a bit toxic on the
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: back end. I guess I should have listened to zangoose.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: Feet picks? Yes, nobody expects venom.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: Nope, it is not venom silly talks. Yes, nobody expects
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: the Pokemon. Yes, there was something about that.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: Was like excellent Pokemon. Now we've got a deal with Pokemon.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Other pop culture fandoms.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: Oh his eyes.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: I've never seen such a mesmerizing eyes before. He's an
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 6: advisor to the king.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Oh that was close. I think that was I think
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: it was feet picks.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: But the thing is, I was hoping to remember what
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: is I don't remember what his name is.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: But I know who he is.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going to need a name since there was two
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: people buzzing in.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't have anything I want to say.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: Cahn't that's from Star Trek?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: Can we allow I buzzed in? Can we allow Steve
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: to answer on my behalf?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Well, it's fine because he's incorrect, So yeah, sure, Aaron,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: did you also buzz in?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Mad?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: I did?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I heard?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 6: Is it so?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Okay? I know it's the snake from Expects Nobody Expects
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: the snake from Robin Hood, the cartoon which is called
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: Medium Sized John.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: That might be the snake's name, medium Sized John.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: Damn, I said, not nobody Expects. I'm sure his name
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: was carl Am I thinking of I'm thinking of the
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: tiger from Jungle Books, not.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: A snake, because I can't think of the snake's name.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I will accept either by the way you want me to.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Do you want to finish the clue.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, his eyes.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: I've never seen such mesmerizing eyes before. And he's an
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: advisor to the king.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Well, at least he was before.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 6: Those meddling merry men mucked everything up. Oh well, I
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 6: already has a twin living in the Indian jungle, so.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: It's either of them.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, got the same name, Aaron, you're.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: The only one who hasn't buzzed in. Do you have
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: any idea?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know his name.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna know it.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: Once I say it, I'm gonna feel dumb.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Sorry it was I would have accepted either Sir Hiss
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: or car.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: Car close.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: You were close, y.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 6: Oh no, he's real man, combat prowess, that mustache. He
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: may never have been a champion, but he and Damien
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 6: put on.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody expects Jake the snake Roberts.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Very nice.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Save me, And of.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Course I didn't even have to finish that clue.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 6: I never knew I was into very orthropy until I
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 6: saw his sleek lower half slither out of that weird
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: pod thing, the last of the Serpent Kings. He certainly
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 6: isn't one of those average joes. I just hope you.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: Love me.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: No, it's not wrong. I was going to go nobody
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: expects King Hiss. It's the only snake monarch I could
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: think of. Sorry, that's all down.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: It's globulous.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was not going to get that, g
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: I Joe, Nope, wasn't going to get that.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Nope, talking about globulus.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: You you invented some so that it would be a
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: that's happening.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: It's not as easy as it looks.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Oh it's it's gonna get worse as they go down.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 6: He may not be the best known, but he sholl
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 6: fits the eighties renegade copp Mold, I mean, single handedly
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: wiping out Neo darwiniest death Cult and getting the world
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: talks Feedpex.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: I heard first.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: Nobody expects cobras.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Damn it, damn it.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 6: He's got that real bad boy energy, unshaven, cut off
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 6: jean shirt, tattoos. He can inspect my wallet any time.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: He talks, till he talks. Sir Snake from The Simpsons
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: Snake jailbird.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, I also would have accepted Albert Knickerbocker aloisious snake.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's his name.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's impressive.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: There. I was flying home from holiday when a snake
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 6: dropped on me. Lap Oh, but this handsome.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: Behind, Yeah, Samuel L. Jackson snakes on a plane and
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: expects him.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: Was oh God, No one expects Samuel L. Jackson.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: That was Gus himself.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: His name.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Remember the name of.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: John Viper. Nobody expects John Viper.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: Silly talks. Nobody expects Agent Johnson.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: He expects Michael Snake.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: It's so goddamn lucky it's me on this plane that
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: I did not expect any of you to get that one.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: So it was Neville Flynn Flint.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, that's not his name, Samuel L.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: Jackson as Nevill.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: Should Samuel Jackson.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, he was essentially Samuel L.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: Jackson.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 6: So I met it general the other day. I did,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: and he had two heads. Said he was looking to
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: build some vehicles for his army, but he was foiled
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 6: by some ninja's masters of spongejitsu. He said, whatever that means,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 6: I should notice.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: So silly talks. Yeah, let's go with a snake that
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: hasn't been said yet. Let's go with Boa constrictor just
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: just Boa constrict constrictor.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: It is not bone.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm familiar with sponge ittsu I'm familiar with the world.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: I used to absolutely crush my steps on at it. Yeah,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: I can't remember the in the law.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: Feet picks. Yes, nobody expects Viper. No, that's not right,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: but goodness, I just wanted to be a part of it.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently anybody silly silly talks that is your team name.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: Nobody expects General Anne Akonda.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Uh, that is not correct, but I am going to
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: give you one half point for it. Yes, apparently it's
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be a while before we do an Ninjago episode.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: That is thing tom oh Jason screaming at the podcast.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 6: He is. He certainly is a clever one, being Cambridge educated. No,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: but if you ask me, he always had a bit
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 6: of a malfunctioning minaret. If you know what I mean.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: My mother always said, don't trust a man with a
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: lemur named after him, not to mention that ridiculous walk
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: of his.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: Silly talks. Yes, is it John clees answer silly talks? Oh,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: nobody expects John clees a.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: Yes it is.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: In fact, I forgot my own format.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: It's very difficult, difficult.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: It's not easy. I'm not even sure you all got
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: him before this. I just know you didn't get that one.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: It's hard to even pay attention to that ship. Well,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: before we get to the final scores, I'd like to
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: thank our players. You've all been a bunch of vacuous, malodorous,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: toughy nosed perverts, and I wouldn't want to have it
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: any other way.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: Oh not kind of people.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: What what you got going on?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Where can people find you?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Tell the folks.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: What I got going on? I have nothing going on,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: but you can find me in the Orphics and Dragons
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: podcast playing Standandy Liver professional folk hero as we attempt
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: to play D and D as badly as possible. Yeah,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: check us out, Ulphors and Dragons. Lots of fun. Well,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: you can, I write books, tell you what. Try googling
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: me just to see what comes up. It will be amazing.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: It's mostly books, a few dick pics.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: You know, evil way, everyone's happy, right whin Whin?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: I love that character name. It's so good. Stand is it?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Stan Dandy Liver?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: Dandy Liver is his last name, Daniel Dandy Liver is
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: his full.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: Name, Daniel.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: Oh that it's incredible.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: Aaron, What do you got going on? And where can
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: folks find your stuff?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Well? I have books too, but I only have two
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: of them, so I might as well tell you what
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: they are, Thane and Raka and The Inevitability of Life.
• 1:26:54
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• 1:26:56
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• 1:27:00
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• 1:27:11
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• 1:27:13
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• 1:27:15
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• 1:27:18
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  Speaker 2: Nice, very good.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: So final scores, it was close. The Ministry of Silly
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Talks came in at twenty two point five points. Good Tough,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: and really Big Feet Picks came in at twenty three points.
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  Speaker 2: Oh damn, it was close.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: Close half courts victory for really big feet Picks. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: The Internet has succeeded again in in you know, perverts
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• 1:29:43
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• 1:29:51
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• 1:29:56
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