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Did Black Sabbath Really Need a Ballet? · Classic Metal Show

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SPEAKER_02: I gave away one of those Rush at 50 books this week.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, you did?
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SPEAKER_02: I gave it away to Jackal in the...
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SPEAKER_02: We had a little contest for people to leave their best Rush memory or whatever,
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SPEAKER_02: I forget what his name,
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SPEAKER_02: Daniel Bart, what his name, Barswick, was the author, and I got one right here.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he came on the show and we forgot his name, but it is like a coffee table book.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look at it,
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SPEAKER_02: it's green screen and all crazy,
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SPEAKER_02: but... Yeah,
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SPEAKER_00: no, it's crazy, but it is a coffee table book, and it's a nice book.
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SPEAKER_00: It is a nice book.
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SPEAKER_02: Daniel Buckspan is the author, so...
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SPEAKER_02: Jim won that, but don't you worry, Neely, because I got one for you as well.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: Is it autographed?
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SPEAKER_02: Is it signed?
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SPEAKER_02: It's not signed, unfortunately.
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SPEAKER_00: God damn it.
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SPEAKER_00: Daniel, Jesus Christ, we bring you on the show and you can't send us a signed book.
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SPEAKER_02: You'll have to go
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SPEAKER_00: to his book signing.
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SPEAKER_02: Right next to Alec Van Halen.
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SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_02: He'll be sitting right next to Alec.
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SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't that be something if he was sitting next to Alex and you went
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SPEAKER_02: to get his autograph and not Alex's?
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Barden's head would absolutely explode.
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SPEAKER_00: Who was that guy over next to you, Daniel?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, that's Alex Van Halen.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I can recognize him.
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SPEAKER_02: Heck, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Wait till you see the graphic I used for the segment.
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SPEAKER_00: You grumpy, dry, drunk you.
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SPEAKER_02: Let me see if I can pull it up.
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: It's really, I went with the old man thing.
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SPEAKER_02: The old man yelling at the kids on his lawn.
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SPEAKER_02: Get off my yard.
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SPEAKER_02: That's exactly it.
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SPEAKER_02: Let me see if I can't get there.
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SPEAKER_02: God damn it.
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SPEAKER_02: And of course I cannot.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, here we go.
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SPEAKER_02: Let's try this.
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SPEAKER_02: Continue.
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SPEAKER_02: God damn.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know about you, but everything has just become a nightmare to log into now.
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SPEAKER_02: Man, you can't log into anything without going through 15 fucking hoops.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because everything is hacked these days.
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SPEAKER_00: There's so much security risks these days.
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SPEAKER_02: It just sucks.
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SPEAKER_02: But yeah, here's the guys like Barton are not going to like this.
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SPEAKER_02: There's my Alex.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, look at that.
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SPEAKER_02: Is that really him?
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_00: Is that an AI version?
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SPEAKER_00: It's an AI version.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like, Jesus Christ, really?
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SPEAKER_02: It's the old man on canes walking away from the drum kit.
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SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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SPEAKER_00: Because that almost looks like David Lee Ross standing there looking from beyond.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, from the behind.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Wow, that's funny.
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SPEAKER_02: I do...
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SPEAKER_02: I made it.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, you made that.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: I just told the AI.
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SPEAKER_02: I said, give me an old rock guy walking away from his drums with a cane.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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SPEAKER_02: And that's what it drew.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm not as hip to the whole.
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SPEAKER_00: I know what the AI does and everything, but I didn't realize that you made that up that quick.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: It takes like 10 seconds.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, very nice.
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SPEAKER_02: It's very.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, dude, look, I mean, I'll show you.
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SPEAKER_02: We can do one if you want.
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SPEAKER_02: Let me get in here.
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SPEAKER_02: Let's just...
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SPEAKER_00: Now, is this a program that you subscribe to, or is this a thing?
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SPEAKER_00: It is.
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SPEAKER_02: This is called Canva.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Which has basically replaced Photoshop for me.
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: I use Canva for everything, but let's see.
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SPEAKER_02: We'll make it film look like.
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SPEAKER_02: Give me just a... What do you want me to draw?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, is it...
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SPEAKER_00: Word sensitive as far as like, oh, it is.
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SPEAKER_02: You got to be careful with that.
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SPEAKER_02: You can't say a swishy faggot.
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SPEAKER_02: You got to say a guy in a dress with pink hair.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I gotcha.
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SPEAKER_00: I gotcha.
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SPEAKER_02: We could do that.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: I can't say swishy faggot.
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SPEAKER_02: How about this?
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SPEAKER_02: A guy in a dress with pink hair.
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SPEAKER_02: Serving.
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SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
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SPEAKER_02: What?
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SPEAKER_02: Driving a new Camaro.
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SPEAKER_02: Driving an EV four-door Camaro.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: Let's see what it draws.
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SPEAKER_02: Give it a second here, and it'll slowly draw, and then we'll pick one.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, the car is pink too, huh?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I guess so.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, that looks like a Vega.
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SPEAKER_00: That looks like a 1972 Vega.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like a clown car.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, it doesn't know.
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SPEAKER_00: I know, but that's funny though.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: So there's that guy.
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SPEAKER_00: It looks like Boza, the clown driving a Vega.
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SPEAKER_00: And what's really funny is that there's two headlights on one side and
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SPEAKER_00: a single headlight on the other side.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like a typical EV, isn't it?
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SPEAKER_02: Saves power.
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SPEAKER_02: Apparently so.
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SPEAKER_02: Let's try some of these other ones it came up with.
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SPEAKER_02: It came up with a bunch.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, see, that's more like it right there.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but what'd this guy do, break through the windshield?
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SPEAKER_02: He must have.
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SPEAKER_02: But at least it got the car right.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, this is just...
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SPEAKER_00: That's pretty funny.
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SPEAKER_02: Let's try this one.
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SPEAKER_02: The fruity guy is amazing.
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SPEAKER_00: It almost looks like, what is with them coming out through the windshield?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: That's a weird deal, but at least they
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SPEAKER_02: got the car right.
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SPEAKER_02: I would use this graphic.
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SPEAKER_02: It's bizarre enough to where I would use it.
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SPEAKER_00: That's pretty funny.
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SPEAKER_03: And then the last one.
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SPEAKER_03: But you see, this drew it in like 10 seconds.
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SPEAKER_03: It doesn't take very long at all.
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SPEAKER_03: That's like a Pontiac.
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SPEAKER_00: That's less of a Camaro and more like a Firebird.
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SPEAKER_00: That's like a 60s car.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's like a Firebird.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like an early 70s Firebird.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, look at that.
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SPEAKER_02: So anyway, that's... You dress
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SPEAKER_00: like David Lee Roth.
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SPEAKER_02: Just need some white gloves and some jazz hands.
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SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
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SPEAKER_02: Anyway, that's what's going on in the world of AI.
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SPEAKER_00: I use it for all the graphics.
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SPEAKER_00: Very interesting.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to have to...
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SPEAKER_00: Scope that out a little bit and see what my Lemmy scrawls will come up with in AI.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Just throw them together and see what you got.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, these are my doodles.
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SPEAKER_00: I made them on AI.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_00: That's what was in my mind at the time.
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SPEAKER_00: I did these doodles on AI.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_00: And I compiled them in a book and they're for sale.
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SPEAKER_00: So stupid.
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SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_02: It's funny.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, I'm going to let you take the lead on this one here.
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SPEAKER_00: Let me see what I got on the burner here.
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SPEAKER_00: Because I don't really have anything good.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I have anything that good either.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, here's one.
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SPEAKER_00: And I'll credit Brian Bauman for this, and this might enrage Jackal.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Black Sabbath Ballet finally comes to the USA.
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SPEAKER_00: What does?
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SPEAKER_00: The Black Sabbath Ballet.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, boy.
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SPEAKER_00: They turn Black Sabbath into a ballet.
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SPEAKER_02: Fantastic.
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SPEAKER_02: Can't wait for that to never see it.
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SPEAKER_00: The U.S. premiered the Birmingham Royal Ballet Black Sabbath.
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SPEAKER_00: The ballet will take place in May of 2025 at the Virginia Arts Festival.
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SPEAKER_00: The ballet will make the U.S.
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SPEAKER_00: debut in Norfolk before traveling to the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C.,
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SPEAKER_00: which is where that new Chicago, new old Chicago recording was made 50 years ago.
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SPEAKER_00: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: At the Kennedy Center.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm thrilled to be bringing Black Sabbath to ballet for its U.S.
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SPEAKER_00: premiere, said Birmingham Royal Ballet Director Carlos Acosta.
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SPEAKER_00: As a global phenomenon,
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SPEAKER_00: Black Sabbath is probably Birmingham's greatest cultural export,
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SPEAKER_00: and we look forward to welcoming music and ballet fans.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because, you know, most Black Sabbath fans are also big ballet people.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
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SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, you know what?
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SPEAKER_00: This would be a good segment for Jim to call in because Jim, call the show.
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SPEAKER_00: Jack will call the show because I got to know your thoughts on ballet, the Black Sabbath ballet.
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SPEAKER_00: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Why don't you die if he says, oh, it's fucking great.
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SPEAKER_00: I've actually booked my tickets to go to Norfolk to check out the opening night.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't wait to get there.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Black Sabbath, the ballet.
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SPEAKER_02: That's really dumb.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, we look forward to welcoming music and ballet fans.
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SPEAKER_00: You'll like to seeing the show,
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SPEAKER_00: the audience and critical response of the UK was overwhelmingly positive.
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SPEAKER_00: Sure it was.
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SPEAKER_00: So we have high hopes that the U S will embrace the cultural collision,
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SPEAKER_00: cultural collision in the same way.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't wait to see the reaction.
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SPEAKER_02: I can tell you it'll be a bunch of fucking pink hairs.
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SPEAKER_02: Going, this is wonderful.
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SPEAKER_00: They're going to see,
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SPEAKER_00: well, does this give the pink hair some credibility that, yeah, we're metal, man.
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SPEAKER_02: No, it doesn't because they're going to un-metal it.
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SPEAKER_02: You think they're going to keep it metal?
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SPEAKER_02: They should just play fairyless wear boots for fucking three hours and call it a show.
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SPEAKER_02: You know it's going to be a bunch of pink hairs wearing boots.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, again, it's just like, they're singing
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SPEAKER_00: about us.
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SPEAKER_00: It's wonderful.
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SPEAKER_00: It's wonderful.
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SPEAKER_00: They had us in mind when they put this together.
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SPEAKER_00: How sweet.
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SPEAKER_02: Look.
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SPEAKER_02: It's Tony Gayomi up there.
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SPEAKER_02: Tony Gayomi playing the guitar.
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SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
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SPEAKER_02: It's Geezer Buttslam.
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SPEAKER_02: Geezer Buttslam on the bass.
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Wow.
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SPEAKER_00: Tickets for the Birmingham Royal Ballet,
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SPEAKER_00: Black Sabbath, the ballet are on sale now available online.
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SPEAKER_00: They go on sale.
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SPEAKER_00: Let's see here.
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SPEAKER_00: They went on sale yesterday, as a matter of fact.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh God.
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SPEAKER_00: Did you get yours?
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SPEAKER_00: I did not.
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SPEAKER_00: The U.S.
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SPEAKER_00: premiere of the Black Sabbath,
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SPEAKER_00: the ballet,
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SPEAKER_00: will take place at Virginia Arts Festival at the Chrysler Hall in Norfolk,
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SPEAKER_00: Virginia, in May,
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SPEAKER_00: with performances set for Friday,
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SPEAKER_00: May 30th at 7.30 p.m. and Saturday, May 31st at 2 p.m. and 7.30 p.m.
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SPEAKER_00: So there's a matinee show and then the evening show.
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SPEAKER_00: Five other U.S. dates,
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SPEAKER_00: that would be June 4th through the 8th,
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SPEAKER_00: are scheduled at the Kennedy Center Opera House in Washington, D.C.,
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SPEAKER_00: the ballet soundtrack by the music of Black Sabbath had its official premiere
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SPEAKER_00: in September of 2023 at the Hippodrome Theater
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SPEAKER_00: in Heavy Metal Legends' original hometown of Birmingham, United Kingdom.
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SPEAKER_02: Wonderful.
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SPEAKER_00: So, Jackal, did you book your tickets already for this?
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SPEAKER_01: Thank you, boys.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I didn't.
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SPEAKER_00: You're not going to go see the Black Sabbath Ballet?
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SPEAKER_01: Nah.
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SPEAKER_01: I actually saw something on,
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know,
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SPEAKER_01: Blabbermouth or Brave Words this week about that,
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SPEAKER_01: and I thought, what the hell is this fucking world coming to?
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SPEAKER_01: When you got to take somebody like Black Sabbath and turn it into whoosh.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, Mary's do wear boots, right?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
17:26
SPEAKER_01: And I'm sure that's probably one of the encore for that ballet.
17:34
SPEAKER_00: So no Black Sabbath ballet for you?
17:37
SPEAKER_01: No, I saw it and I thought, and exactly what I said, this fucking world's just gone to shit.
17:45
SPEAKER_01: I just, I don't understand what the fuck they got to mess with this stuff for.
17:50
SPEAKER_02: It's pretty sad.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
17:53
SPEAKER_00: Well, the question in the chat room is,
17:57
SPEAKER_00: will David Lee Roth be performing jazz hands in the Black Sabbath Ballet?
18:05
SPEAKER_01: God only knows.
18:06
SPEAKER_01: I can't say nothing about Roth.
18:08
SPEAKER_01: To be honest with you,
18:09
SPEAKER_01: I didn't pay a lot of attention the first couple albums,
18:12
SPEAKER_01: but I was never a huge fan of Van Halen myself.
18:17
SPEAKER_02: What?
18:18
SPEAKER_02: Barton wants to see you dead then.
18:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, well, well.
18:26
SPEAKER_00: But in all seriousness there, Jack,
18:28
SPEAKER_00: being a hardcore Black Sabbath guy that you are,
18:32
SPEAKER_00: does this really turn you off or just like, what the fuck are these guys doing?
18:39
SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
18:41
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, it is what it is.
18:45
SPEAKER_01: You know, the way the world's going today, you just, I just read it.
18:51
SPEAKER_01: I read about it.
18:52
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, fuck this.
18:55
SPEAKER_01: It's just, you know, to me, it's like they got nothing better else to do.
19:00
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
19:01
SPEAKER_00: Well, that sounds like you're defeated.
19:04
SPEAKER_00: Are you defeated?
19:06
SPEAKER_01: No, I just don't give a fuck about it.
19:09
SPEAKER_01: I just see the way the world's going these days.
19:12
SPEAKER_01: And it's like I almost expect it.
19:16
SPEAKER_01: If they start fucking with Pilgrim,
19:18
SPEAKER_01: yeah, that's going to upset me, but that's the way of the world these days.
19:22
SPEAKER_00: Wow, he's taking a conciliatory attitude.
19:24
SPEAKER_00: It's like, well, what am I going to do about it?
19:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, really.
19:28
SPEAKER_01: All I'm going to not do is go.
19:30
SPEAKER_00: Right.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: It's going to bring new meaning to Deep Purple.
19:36
SPEAKER_02: And I wouldn't go see that either, trust me.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: What if Blackmore was performing in it?
19:44
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
19:47
SPEAKER_00: You didn't say no right away.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: You just thought, maybe I might consider it, but I don't know.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: Is he wearing a tutu?
19:53
SPEAKER_02: What if he was just standing on the side playing the guitar
19:58
SPEAKER_02: while all these fruits danced around?
20:01
SPEAKER_01: Nah, I don't think I'd go see that.
20:04
SPEAKER_01: I've seen his Black Moors Night stuff, and that's a couple times, and that's good enough.
20:08
SPEAKER_01: That's pretty pretty.
20:09
SPEAKER_01: I don't need to see faggots dressing, swinging around in fairy outfits and shit like that.
20:15
SPEAKER_02: Better to see faggots dress like a renaissance fair.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: That's better.
20:19
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
20:22
SPEAKER_01: Ah, fuck that.
20:25
SPEAKER_01: You know, it's just so fucked up the way everything's going weird these days.
20:29
SPEAKER_01: I'll be honest with you.
20:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm glad I'm on the downside of my life.
20:34
SPEAKER_01: I would hate to see this world in 20 years or 30 years or whatever.
20:40
SPEAKER_01: I'm with you.
20:41
SPEAKER_01: If I lived that long, I'd be 90-something.
20:44
SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
20:44
SPEAKER_00: Well, you're adopting a criticism now.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:50
SPEAKER_00: Because I'm happy to die at this point.
20:52
SPEAKER_00: I can't wait for the asteroid to hit.
20:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
20:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right, right.
21:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just fucked up, man.
21:05
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what to think about it, really.
21:07
SPEAKER_01: It's just something I would never be interested in seeing.
21:12
SPEAKER_00: I get it.
21:13
SPEAKER_00: I just wanted your thoughts on it because you are the resident Black Sabbath aficionado.
21:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
21:22
SPEAKER_01: And I'll go to my grave loving Black Sabbath, but I ain't going to go see no swishies.
21:27
SPEAKER_01: We're fucking running around in dresses or whatever the fuck they're doing.
21:31
SPEAKER_00: After all, you are the children of the grave.
21:34
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: Right.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: All right, Jack.
21:37
SPEAKER_01: All right, boys.
21:38
SPEAKER_01: All right.
21:38
SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm chill, boys.
21:39
SPEAKER_01: Fuck you, pal.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: Hand job, and don't forget to fuck that there.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
21:45
SPEAKER_00: All right, Jim.
21:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to see Jim.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: There's got to be some video out there.
21:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure there is.
21:51
SPEAKER_00: This thing happened in 2023, so there's got to be some video.
21:55
SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
21:56
SPEAKER_00: So how do you turn Black Sabbath music into a ballet?
22:04
SPEAKER_00: It looks pretty gay here.
22:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, boy.
22:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh, by the way, happy official birthday.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
22:14
SPEAKER_00: And that is past midnight on the East Coast.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: I have made it to 56.
22:18
SPEAKER_02: Look at you.
22:20
SPEAKER_00: You outlived your usefulness.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: I did.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: I outlived the prediction.
22:24
SPEAKER_00: You outlived the expectation.
22:27
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
22:27
SPEAKER_00: Look at this.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: We don't even have to press play and it's awful.
22:33
SPEAKER_00: Well, there is.
22:34
SPEAKER_00: I think there's a chicken there.
22:36
SPEAKER_00: I think.
22:37
SPEAKER_02: Right here.
22:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: Right there.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: I think that's a girl.
22:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:43
SPEAKER_00: Probably got a dick.
22:45
SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
22:47
SPEAKER_00: That is Tony Iommi actually playing the guitar.
22:51
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm saying.
22:52
SPEAKER_02: He's there.
22:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
22:53
SPEAKER_02: All right.
22:57
SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
22:57
SPEAKER_02: Let's see what we got.
23:06
Oh, Tony.
23:08
SPEAKER_02: Tony!
23:10
SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute.
23:11
SPEAKER_00: What is with all these people, John?
23:15
SPEAKER_02: Watch this one right here.
23:18
SPEAKER_02: Well, it is a chick, I think.
23:22
SPEAKER_02: Just watch.
23:30
SPEAKER_02: Are you shitting me?
23:34
SPEAKER_02: Let's do that one more time.
23:38
SPEAKER_02: And this one here is kneeling on the ground, banging on the ground.
23:41
SPEAKER_00: I know.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: Tony always looks the same, doesn't he?
23:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he does.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: He's got the black jacket on,
23:48
SPEAKER_00: always got the shades on, always looks like Tony Iommi, always looks the same.
23:53
SPEAKER_02: He's looked the same since the 90s.
23:54
SPEAKER_02: That's been his look.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
23:57
SPEAKER_02: But now he's surrounded by turds.
24:00
SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ, Tony, what are you doing?
24:21
SPEAKER_00: Is there any more?
24:21
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to find some more.
24:22
SPEAKER_00: I want to see what the actual performance is.
24:26
SPEAKER_00: I want to see how you perform ballet to Black Sabbath.
24:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm looking for something that's longer.
24:33
SPEAKER_02: These are all like 30-second clips.
24:35
SPEAKER_02: I need longer, like a 10-minute clip.
24:37
SPEAKER_02: Here we go, 31 minutes.
24:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh, come on.
24:44
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
24:46
SPEAKER_00: Rehearsals?
24:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, there's this fucking faggot shit.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: Is there no?
24:57
SPEAKER_00: There's no actual performance videos?
25:00
SPEAKER_00: I mean, he didn't use an iPhone or anything?
25:02
SPEAKER_02: That's, I'm looking.
25:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm not finding that.
25:04
SPEAKER_02: Maybe it's, you know, maybe there's embarrassment here.
25:09
SPEAKER_02: Um...
25:10
SPEAKER_00: Try this one.
25:12
SPEAKER_00: There's a minute.
25:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh, there we go.
26:28
SPEAKER_02: This is terrible.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: Play your clip.
26:42
SPEAKER_00: Play your clip.
26:43
SPEAKER_00: All I can think of is Bebas going, who are these whirling bungholes?
26:49
SPEAKER_02: This is a Jesus Christ moment if ever there was one.
26:53
SPEAKER_02: Who are these whirling bungholes?
26:55
SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
26:57
SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
26:59
SPEAKER_00: Son of a bitch.
27:01
SPEAKER_00: What the hell are you faggots doing?
27:03
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
27:06
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
27:06
SPEAKER_00: Son of a bitch.
27:09
SPEAKER_02: What the hell are you faggots doing?
27:12
SPEAKER_02: That needed a deuce.
27:15
SPEAKER_02: That is terrible.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: People are going to this, obviously.
27:22
SPEAKER_02: Can't imagine.
27:23
SPEAKER_02: You want to watch another one?
27:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if there's more, I got to see what these people are doing.
27:31
SPEAKER_02: Here's another one.
27:32
SPEAKER_02: Let's try this one.
27:46
SPEAKER_02: Here's Iommi in front.
28:34
SPEAKER_02: What the bloody hell?
28:41
SPEAKER_02: God damn it.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: What do you think he's getting for this?
28:47
SPEAKER_02: Probably a lot, otherwise he wouldn't do it, but still.
28:51
SPEAKER_00: Why, Tony?
28:52
SPEAKER_00: Why are you bastardizing your legacy and your career with this?
28:57
SPEAKER_00: He can't need money, can he?
29:00
SPEAKER_00: I can't imagine he needs money.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's no reason to do this.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: Do you think Tony's one of these artsy guys that believes in the art?
29:10
SPEAKER_02: He's never seen the part, but this is awful.
29:19
SPEAKER_00: Unless it's one of those deals where it's just like, well,
29:22
SPEAKER_00: I know Black Sabbath is over and we'll never perform again,
29:26
SPEAKER_00: and I got nothing else to do now.
29:30
SPEAKER_02: Record a solo record.
29:46
SPEAKER_02: All right, Rage, stop lying.
29:50
SPEAKER_02: Stop it.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: Paranoid of my gender.
30:01
SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
30:02
SPEAKER_00: So I don't assume Tony will be doing the shows here in the U.S., He might, who knows?
30:12
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't say that.
30:13
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't say featuring Tony Iommi or anything like that.
30:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I just, I don't know what he's doing here.
30:23
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31:15
SPEAKER_00: In April 2023,
31:17
SPEAKER_00: Iommi was asked by the Birmingham world if he could have ever imagined that half
31:23
SPEAKER_00: a century after he formed Sabbath that
31:25
SPEAKER_00: the Birmingham's ballet company would be dancing to the music.
31:30
SPEAKER_00: Tony laughed and said, I wouldn't have believed them, really, to be honest.
31:34
SPEAKER_00: At the time when I got involved with Black Sabbath,
31:37
SPEAKER_00: I thought it was great because it was something so different and hasn't been done
31:41
SPEAKER_00: before.
31:42
SPEAKER_00: And I found it, I think, a good challenge.
31:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at her music differently now with this,
31:49
SPEAKER_00: the ballet, because it's being interpreted in a different way.
31:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no shit.
31:55
SPEAKER_00: It's got the basic things, but then it didn't have in a different orchestral thing coming in.
32:02
SPEAKER_00: And then I never thought for a minute we would have people dancing to Black Sabbath and War Pig.
32:08
SPEAKER_00: It's not meant to be danced.
32:10
SPEAKER_02: That was kind of the whole point of Black Sabbath.
32:16
SPEAKER_00: You weren't supposed to be dancing to Black Sabbath tunes.
32:24
SPEAKER_00: Regarding Birmingham Royals Ballet interpretation of Black Sabbath music,
32:30
SPEAKER_00: Tony said,
32:31
SPEAKER_00: Birmingham Royal Ballet are very conscious of work being what it is,
32:38
SPEAKER_00: the Sabbath music.
32:40
SPEAKER_00: We don't want to change it so you can't recognize it.
32:43
SPEAKER_00: So they've held that part of it, but added another dimension to it.
32:47
SPEAKER_00: So I was very happy with that.
32:56
SPEAKER_00: As for whether he thinks the Black Sabbath Ballet could inspire heavy metal fans
33:01
SPEAKER_00: to become ballet fans.
33:03
SPEAKER_02: No, it can't.
33:06
SPEAKER_00: And ballet fans to become heavy metal fans, Iomi said, I certainly hope so.
33:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh, shut up.
33:13
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it is strange combination, but you've got to push that boat out there.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: And you know, hopefully we can get everybody together, but they...
33:23
SPEAKER_00: But they're opposite, but they're not the same at the same time because it's still creative.
33:29
SPEAKER_00: They're creating what they're doing.
33:31
SPEAKER_00: We're creating what we've done and we're bringing them together.
33:35
SPEAKER_00: And I think it really is interesting to see the Sabbath fans and then see
33:40
SPEAKER_00: the ballet fans liking it.
33:46
SPEAKER_00: Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter.
33:48
SPEAKER_00: Hey, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate.
33:51
SPEAKER_00: I think it's you got your penis in my chocolate.
33:55
SPEAKER_00: Right up the old Hershey Highway.
33:57
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
33:59
SPEAKER_00: This is horrendous.
34:00
SPEAKER_02: Hershey Highway.
34:03
SPEAKER_02: Won't be sitting around you.
34:05
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
34:08
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
34:09
SPEAKER_02: That's just terrible.
34:13
SPEAKER_00: That is really bad.
34:14
SPEAKER_00: This is just taking something that was...
34:20
SPEAKER_02: If you're not watching this,
34:21
SPEAKER_02: if you're listening on the podcast, you are missing all kinds of funny.
34:27
SPEAKER_00: Black Sabbath music was not meant to be danced.
34:32
SPEAKER_00: This was... Black Sabbath music was anti-culture.
34:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:40
SPEAKER_02: Now you're trying to make it into fruity mainstream.
34:44
SPEAKER_00: This is just stupid.
34:46
SPEAKER_00: What, for commercial gain, capital gain?
34:50
SPEAKER_00: Is this Lemmy Scrawls again?
34:53
SPEAKER_00: It really is.
34:53
SPEAKER_00: Is this the Lemmy Doodles again?
34:56
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I'd rather have the Lemmy Doodles than this.
35:00
SPEAKER_00: Anything for a dollar, whatever it costs.
35:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't care if I've got to sell out to something that this was never meant to be.
35:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: This is awful.
35:11
SPEAKER_02: It's just bad.
35:13
SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess,
35:14
SPEAKER_00: I guess this kind of waters down the whole toxic masculinity of black Sabbath music.
35:20
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's it.
35:22
SPEAKER_00: We certainly don't want toxic masculinity listening to that heavy metal.
35:27
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
35:27
SPEAKER_02: Now it can, now it can be accepted.
35:31
SPEAKER_00: You know, years ago, this was back in, I want to say this was like around 96, 97.
35:39
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
35:44
SPEAKER_00: Back when I started getting into radio and there was a local Akron station there.
35:52
SPEAKER_00: It's probably still there.
35:53
SPEAKER_00: I have no idea, but the local Akron rock station, W-O-N-E.
35:58
SPEAKER_02: It's still there.
35:59
SPEAKER_00: Aaron Carman,
36:00
SPEAKER_00: who is here in Chicago,
36:02
SPEAKER_00: she does a shift here locally,
36:06
SPEAKER_00: but I was talking to her,
36:09
SPEAKER_00: and this was probably 96,
36:12
SPEAKER_00: and she was telling me about how the quote-unquote
36:14
SPEAKER_00: the radio consultants were talking about music ads.
36:22
SPEAKER_00: They could add different music to their list.
36:26
SPEAKER_00: And she was happy that they were able to add Paranoid.
36:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh, thank God.
36:33
SPEAKER_00: You know, in 96.
36:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, thank God.
36:36
SPEAKER_02: We took 35 years.
36:38
SPEAKER_00: Great.
36:38
SPEAKER_00: Not in 70.
36:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:40
SPEAKER_02: I took 30 years.
36:44
SPEAKER_00: What a coup.
36:45
SPEAKER_00: Well, the consultants more or less said that we could add Paranoid to the playlist.
36:53
SPEAKER_00: Right.
36:53
SPEAKER_00: It's like, are you shitting me?
36:57
SPEAKER_00: So exciting.
36:58
SPEAKER_00: Is that safe now to play Paranoid on Rock Station in 96?
37:04
SPEAKER_00: Before you know it, they're going to add Blue Cheer.
37:08
SPEAKER_00: Keep it all current.
37:09
SPEAKER_00: Are you kidding me?
37:10
SPEAKER_00: Because she was explaining to me about radio because I was just getting in it.
37:17
SPEAKER_00: Ballet's despair.
37:19
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
37:21
SPEAKER_00: But she was explaining to me about how the consultants would kind of program the station.
37:29
SPEAKER_00: Right.
37:30
SPEAKER_00: And she was saying that they were expanding their music catalogs.
37:36
SPEAKER_00: Of what they could play at certain times.
37:39
SPEAKER_00: And they were adding some black Sabbath and a couple of additional Led Zeppelin tunes.
37:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
37:45
SPEAKER_00: Are you kidding me?
37:46
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, really?
37:47
SPEAKER_00: Most of this stuff was like early seventies and we're in the mid nineties
37:52
SPEAKER_00: and you're just adding it now.
37:54
SPEAKER_00: It's safe to play that now.
37:56
SPEAKER_02: Dude, this is going to be really exciting,
37:58
SPEAKER_02: but we are going to play good times, bad times on the station this week.
38:04
SPEAKER_02: Hold tight.
38:04
SPEAKER_02: Here it comes.
38:08
SPEAKER_00: You're going to play a song about a girl who's unfaithful to her man?
38:12
SPEAKER_00: What?
38:13
SPEAKER_00: I got a little woman and she won't be true.
38:17
SPEAKER_00: What?
38:18
SPEAKER_00: She's cheating on you?
38:20
SPEAKER_00: You're talking about a cheating whore on public airwaves?
38:24
SPEAKER_00: Can't do that.
38:25
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
38:27
SPEAKER_00: How dangerous.
38:28
SPEAKER_00: Very dangerous.
38:31
SPEAKER_00: Now we've turned the godfathers of heavy metal into a ballet.
38:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:37
SPEAKER_00: And it's coming to America, to a theater near you.
38:41
SPEAKER_00: I cannot wait to never see it.
38:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm booking my trip to the Kennedy Center in May because I got to see Black Sabbath, the ballet.
38:50
SPEAKER_02: These old codgers need to retire.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: I mean, just retire.
38:55
SPEAKER_02: Tony Iommi should be retired.
38:57
SPEAKER_02: Just enjoy the fact that you created some great shit.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: He did.
39:02
SPEAKER_02: Some groundbreaking shit.
39:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:05
SPEAKER_02: Speaking of retirement, I got to share this with you.
39:08
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you saw this story or not, but this is un-fucking-believable.
39:11
SPEAKER_02: All right.
39:12
SPEAKER_02: Speaking of retirement, Herb Alpert going out on tour for his 90th birthday.
39:21
SPEAKER_02: Really?
39:23
SPEAKER_02: He'll be playing the Lincoln Center on his 90th birthday.
39:27
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
39:28
SPEAKER_02: 90th.
39:30
SPEAKER_02: He still can blow the horn, huh?
39:31
SPEAKER_02: Apparently so.
39:36
SPEAKER_02: Dude, this might be like the Pete Rose thing.
39:38
SPEAKER_02: He may not make it to that because that shows March 31st.
39:43
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
39:43
SPEAKER_02: The odds are decent that he doesn't live to that date.
39:46
SPEAKER_00: Five, what, it's almost six months away?
39:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:51
SPEAKER_02: All right.
39:53
SPEAKER_02: 90 years old.
39:55
SPEAKER_02: Can he not retire?
39:57
SPEAKER_02: And look at this tour schedule.
39:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying it's a ton, but he's playing a lot of shows.
40:01
SPEAKER_00: And they're back to back.
40:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:04
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he's not a singer, so there's that.
40:06
SPEAKER_00: February 11th, 12th, 13th.
40:09
SPEAKER_00: He gets a day off the 15th, 16th.
40:14
SPEAKER_00: Then he's got nine days off.
40:17
SPEAKER_00: Then he's got 25, 26, 28, 29, 31st.
40:18
SPEAKER_00: Well, he's going to be at the Goodyear Theater.
40:26
SPEAKER_00: Am I going to this?
40:27
SPEAKER_00: No.
40:28
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
40:28
SPEAKER_02: You're going to go to that.
40:33
SPEAKER_02: That's him, right?
40:33
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
40:37
SPEAKER_02: I mean, admittedly, it's better than a singer.
40:41
SPEAKER_02: But still, the man is 90.
40:45
SPEAKER_02: 90.
40:47
SPEAKER_02: There's got to be a cutoff.
40:50
SPEAKER_02: And it's got to be before 90, doesn't it?
40:52
SPEAKER_02: Is Frankie Valli opening for him?
40:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, this could very well be piped in.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: I mean, we obviously do not know that, but do you think he can bow a horn for an hour?
41:08
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you know, at 90 years old, your lung capacity is kind of diminished.
41:13
SPEAKER_00: I mean, can he play a trumpet,
41:18
SPEAKER_02: you know?
41:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm looking to see if I can find anything in the last,
41:23
SPEAKER_02: like, five years or something of him playing.
41:28
SPEAKER_02: Last one I see is 1996.
41:30
SPEAKER_02: That's fucking 30 years ago.
41:33
SPEAKER_02: Herb Alpert Live, 2010s.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: Let's try the 2010s.
41:41
SPEAKER_02: No.
41:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is one year ago.
41:49
SPEAKER_02: Let's see what this is.
41:50
SPEAKER_02: All right, let's try it.
41:53
SPEAKER_02: Let's see what he's got here.
41:55
SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
41:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wrong button.
41:58
SPEAKER_02: Let me stop this screen and hit this screen.
42:04
SPEAKER_02: Share screen, Herb Alpert.
42:07
SPEAKER_02: Let's try this.
42:08
SPEAKER_02: Let's see what he's got.
42:15
SPEAKER_02: Is he even up there?
42:30
SPEAKER_02: This is a terrible video.
42:38
SPEAKER_02: We can't tell if he's there.
42:40
SPEAKER_02: Can you see him?
42:42
SPEAKER_00: He's probably behind that handrail.
42:44
SPEAKER_02: Behind his rail or whatever?
42:47
SPEAKER_02: Because he's skinny as a rail.
42:50
SPEAKER_02: Let's see if there's any other ones.
42:52
SPEAKER_02: There's 96.
42:55
SPEAKER_02: I would just like to find anything that's kind of current.
42:59
SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
43:00
SPEAKER_02: Nine months.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: Where's that?
43:04
SPEAKER_00: Right there.
43:05
SPEAKER_00: Right here, yeah.
43:05
SPEAKER_00: Leslie, Herb Alpert, and Lonnie Hall.
43:09
SPEAKER_02: Lonnie Hall, who he's touring with in December.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, there he is.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: Look at him.
43:13
SPEAKER_02: He's going.
43:13
SPEAKER_02: He's going for it.
43:14
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
43:15
He
43:21
SPEAKER_02: doesn't have his mouth on the horn.
43:26
SPEAKER_00: His mouth is not on the horn, the mouthpiece.
43:30
SPEAKER_00: You think he's faking this?
43:32
SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking it might be.
43:35
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't look like his mouth is on the mouthpiece.
43:37
SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
43:57
SPEAKER_02: I can't really tell.
43:58
SPEAKER_02: It sort of looks like it is, but it's not centered.
44:01
SPEAKER_00: No, it's not centered.
44:02
SPEAKER_00: It's like off to the side.
44:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
44:05
SPEAKER_02: It's like he's got a mouth full of chew or something.
44:11
SPEAKER_02: But what is my man doing?
44:12
SPEAKER_02: He's fucking 88 years old here.
44:14
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he looks healthy.
44:16
SPEAKER_02: I will give him that.
44:17
SPEAKER_02: He looks far better than like Gordon Lightfoot did at the end.
44:21
SPEAKER_02: Right.
44:23
SPEAKER_00: So here's the cultural, and you won't know that.
44:29
SPEAKER_00: Maybe you will.
44:30
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
44:31
SPEAKER_00: I don't know shit about Herb Alpert, so probably not.
44:33
SPEAKER_00: All right.
44:35
SPEAKER_00: Here's the thing.
44:36
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
44:38
SPEAKER_00: My sisters,
44:39
SPEAKER_00: who are a little bit older than me,
44:43
SPEAKER_00: they were hardcore fans of the soap opera General Hospital.
44:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, Luke and Laura and all that.
44:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:53
SPEAKER_00: So you do know.
44:54
SPEAKER_02: I know Luke and Laura, yeah.
44:56
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
44:58
SPEAKER_00: Herb Alpert, they played the song Rise.
45:03
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
45:04
SPEAKER_00: On General Hospital during a rape.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
45:09
SPEAKER_00: And that became really synonymous about that song.
45:16
SPEAKER_00: Anybody who watched General Hospital in the late 70s,
45:22
SPEAKER_00: I think it was like 79 or something like that,
45:25
SPEAKER_00: maybe 80, was familiar whenever the song Rise played.
45:31
SPEAKER_00: Everybody related it to the whole General Hospital rape scene.
45:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, let's watch it.
45:42
SPEAKER_02: Let's have a little rape on this tonight.
45:47
SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
45:56
SPEAKER_02: Where's everybody at?
45:59
SPEAKER_02: Give me that pussy.
46:03
SPEAKER_02: Is this the rape scene?
46:06
SPEAKER_02: It might be.
46:08
SPEAKER_02: I never watched it, but I was aware of it.
46:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think that's Luke, isn't it?
46:13
SPEAKER_02: He can't be the raper, is he?
46:16
SPEAKER_00: He's the, he's the doctor, Dr. Luke something, right?
46:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:21
SPEAKER_00: Something or other.
46:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:24
SPEAKER_02: Let's see if he fucking pushes her down and steals that pussy from her.
46:29
SPEAKER_02: Luke and Laura, right?
46:30
SPEAKER_02: Luke and Laura.
46:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:32
SPEAKER_02: Let's see if he gets some ass here.
46:44
SPEAKER_02: All right, let's get to it.
46:45
SPEAKER_02: Why
46:51
SPEAKER_02: don't you come on over here and suck my dick?
46:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
46:59
SPEAKER_02: You're looking sexy, honey.
47:01
SPEAKER_00: You're so pretty.
47:02
SPEAKER_00: You're so pretty.
47:05
SPEAKER_00: I know you were Bo's girl forever, but I've always had a thing
47:10
SPEAKER_02: for you.
47:11
SPEAKER_02: I'd love to watch the back of your head bouncing up and down on my cock.
47:16
SPEAKER_00: You shave that puss?
47:19
SPEAKER_00: Is that full bush?
47:20
SPEAKER_02: Let that tarantula loose.
47:27
SPEAKER_02: Let's see where this goes.
47:32
SPEAKER_02: Don't be shy.
47:34
SPEAKER_02: It's just a dick.
47:38
SPEAKER_02: You know you want my doctor dick.
47:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
47:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, honey.
47:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't think you understand.
47:55
SPEAKER_02: This dick's not going to suck itself.
48:01
SPEAKER_02: But I'm scared of it.
48:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
48:07
SPEAKER_02: It's bigger than a thermometer.
48:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
48:15
SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
48:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:19
SPEAKER_00: It's that long.
48:28
SPEAKER_00: Now she's smiling.
48:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
48:31
SPEAKER_00: She's like, really?
48:32
SPEAKER_00: Because it's that long.
48:40
SPEAKER_02: That'll stretch that cavity like no one has.
48:44
SPEAKER_00: She looks like she has a mouth full of dick right there.
48:47
SPEAKER_00: She's got the whole chipmunk cheeks going on there.
48:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:51
SPEAKER_02: Do I spit it or not?
48:53
SPEAKER_02: I can't tell.
48:57
SPEAKER_00: Herb Alford was proud at this point.
48:59
SPEAKER_02: I'll bet.
49:02
SPEAKER_02: Let's see some more of this.
49:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
49:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:09
SPEAKER_02: Why don't you get on your knees?
49:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
49:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, he's putting his clothes on?
49:21
SPEAKER_02: Or is he taking them off?
49:22
SPEAKER_00: He's taking
49:25
SPEAKER_02: them off to wash the clothes so there's no evidence?
49:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, apparently they must have banged it out.
49:31
SPEAKER_00: They probably edited out this scene.
49:34
SPEAKER_00: Because I think she was married to some, I think his name was Bo.
49:37
SPEAKER_00: I think his name was Bo or something.
49:39
SPEAKER_00: And she was married to him at the time or some shit.
49:42
SPEAKER_00: So she's like banging out this Luke guy.
49:45
SPEAKER_02: Doesn't seem like there's a rape though.
49:48
SPEAKER_00: Again, I don't remember.
49:50
SPEAKER_00: This was so long ago.
49:51
SPEAKER_00: But I just remember that Rise was always...
49:55
SPEAKER_00: Synonymous with General Hospital.
49:58
SPEAKER_00: That's all I remember.
49:59
SPEAKER_00: It was so long ago.
50:01
SPEAKER_02: I want to see.
50:02
SPEAKER_02: Maybe now that he's done, he's going to grab her by the hair and push her down.
50:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, grab her by the pussy.
50:07
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
50:08
SPEAKER_02: Let's see where it goes.
50:10
SPEAKER_02: All right.
50:15
SPEAKER_02: Don't tell Laura.
50:19
SPEAKER_02: Thanks for the pussy.
50:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm going to shoot you.
50:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to put lead in your mouth like you put a load in hers.
50:29
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm going to do.
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51:24
SPEAKER_02: Is that Jack Wagner?
51:25
SPEAKER_00: It could have been.
51:27
SPEAKER_00: He was on that show, wasn't he?
51:28
SPEAKER_00: I think so.
51:29
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I never watched a show.
51:31
SPEAKER_00: My sisters were major fans.
51:33
SPEAKER_00: So it's like they couldn't miss an episode, you know?
51:36
SPEAKER_00: No.
51:37
SPEAKER_00: This was when soap operas were just like at the prime, you know?
51:42
SPEAKER_00: Just couldn't miss an episode.
51:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you had to.
51:44
SPEAKER_02: It was daily wonderful television.
51:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:47
SPEAKER_00: Either that was Jack Wagner or a blonde...
51:51
SPEAKER_00: David Hasselhoff.
51:52
SPEAKER_02: That could have been him too, the Hoffman.
51:54
SPEAKER_02: He was in there, wasn't he?
51:55
SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
51:57
SPEAKER_02: I think he was.
51:58
SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
52:00
SPEAKER_02: All right, now don't tell him.
52:03
SPEAKER_02: You might shoot me.
52:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to kill that bitch.
52:38
SPEAKER_02: Look out!
52:51
SPEAKER_02: Shoot him!
52:52
SPEAKER_02: Shoot him!
53:11
SPEAKER_02: What is wrong with this cuck faggot?
53:15
SPEAKER_02: Comes in with a gun,
53:15
SPEAKER_02: then sits back behind and watches his fucking
53:19
SPEAKER_00: cum-filled girlfriend walk away with
53:21
SPEAKER_00: the other dude.
53:22
SPEAKER_00: I don't think she was involved with him, but I just did send you a new link, though.
53:25
SPEAKER_02: All right.
53:26
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if this will shed any light on this nonsense,
53:30
SPEAKER_00: but Herb Alpert,
53:33
SPEAKER_00: at 90 years old, going out to celebrate a rape on General Hospital with his...
53:43
SPEAKER_00: But again,
53:45
SPEAKER_00: after a long career,
53:49
SPEAKER_00: that's all I remember about Herb Albert as far as his legacy was wrong.
53:59
SPEAKER_02: I really don't know shit about him.
54:01
SPEAKER_00: Well, he was very popular in the 60s.
54:05
SPEAKER_00: He came up in the 60s.
54:05
SPEAKER_00: Right.
54:10
SPEAKER_02: I know Biggie Smalls stole this song like almost completely.
54:14
SPEAKER_02: Right.
54:15
SPEAKER_02: It just looks like it's the same song.
54:21
SPEAKER_00: If there was anything to it.
54:24
SPEAKER_00: It's just pictures.
54:26
SPEAKER_00: It just looks like there is.
54:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's just pictures.
54:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it just said something about that, what was it?
54:36
SPEAKER_00: General Hospital decided to use Rise as the musical backdrop for the rape
54:42
SPEAKER_00: of Laura Weber by Luke Spencer.
54:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:47
SPEAKER_02: Tell me, tell me these guys didn't just completely steal this.
54:58
SPEAKER_03: Is it not the same song?
55:01
SPEAKER_03: It is.
55:01
SPEAKER_02: It's a, it's a, um, they, they sampled it.
55:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they sampled it.
55:05
SPEAKER_02: All right.
55:06
SPEAKER_02: It's the whole song.
55:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:30
SPEAKER_02: All right.
55:30
SPEAKER_02: Well, there you go.
55:31
SPEAKER_02: Herb Alpert.
55:33
SPEAKER_02: When he's not when he's not laying soundtracks for rape,
55:36
SPEAKER_02: he's out there at 90 years old playing shows.
55:39
SPEAKER_00: Right.
55:40
SPEAKER_00: Some people of certain age hear the 1979 instrumental rise by Herb Alpert and think back now.
55:48
SPEAKER_00: No further than the 1997 image of Notorious B.I.G.
55:53
SPEAKER_00: and Puffy on a yacht.
55:56
SPEAKER_00: But there's an entire generation of fans who,
55:59
SPEAKER_00: to this day,
56:00
SPEAKER_00: hear the song Baseline Strut and are instantly taken back to the critical scene on
56:07
SPEAKER_00: the soap opera General Hospital, a rape scene.
56:11
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
56:12
SPEAKER_00: On October 20th, 1979,
56:14
SPEAKER_00: Rise went to number one on the U.S.
56:17
SPEAKER_00: charts after it was used in a scene featuring Luke Spencer and Laura Weber,
56:22
SPEAKER_00: General Hospital Luke and Laura Lovebirds,
56:26
SPEAKER_00: whose immense popularity would explode beyond their own soap in the daytime dramas
56:32
SPEAKER_00: in general to become a cultural flashpoint.
56:36
SPEAKER_00: But the iconic characters played by Jeannie Francis and Anthony Geary weren't even
56:44
SPEAKER_00: a couple when Geary reportedly suggested rise to the show's music director
56:50
SPEAKER_00: for his album.
56:51
SPEAKER_00: Pivotal scene with Francis.
56:54
SPEAKER_00: In the fact,
56:55
SPEAKER_00: Laura was still with Scotty Baldwin when Luke,
56:58
SPEAKER_00: after Laura rebuffed his declaration of love,
57:03
SPEAKER_00: threw on the DJ's record player and raped Laura on the floor of the campus disco
57:08
SPEAKER_00: as Rise played in the background.
57:11
SPEAKER_02: I think this is it right here if you want to see it.
57:13
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
57:13
SPEAKER_02: All right.
57:14
SPEAKER_02: Let's get some rape going here on the CMS.
57:16
SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
57:17
SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's really love, Luke.
57:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes.
57:20
SPEAKER_03: Yes, that's what it is.
57:22
SPEAKER_03: And it's like some kind of sickness inside me.
57:25
SPEAKER_03: It's eating me up.
57:26
SPEAKER_03: I can't concentrate on anything.
57:28
SPEAKER_03: And in my business, that's dangerous, baby.
57:31
SPEAKER_03: Baby.
57:32
SPEAKER_01: You got me between two worlds that don't mix.
57:40
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what you're talking about, but I think I do.
57:42
SPEAKER_02: Come here, whore.
57:43
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
57:45
SPEAKER_03: You can't understand it.
57:46
SPEAKER_03: Why can't you understand me, Laura?
57:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to have that pussy.
57:49
SPEAKER_03: I know why.
57:50
SPEAKER_03: Because you have Scotty!
57:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
57:53
SPEAKER_03: Do you know what it does to me?
57:55
SPEAKER_03: To know that you're in his bed every night.
57:58
SPEAKER_03: Do you know that all I care about is holding you?
58:00
SPEAKER_03: I need you!
58:02
SPEAKER_03: Suck this dick!
58:04
SPEAKER_03: I dream about holding you in my arms and making love to you.
58:06
SPEAKER_03: Laura, you are my life.
58:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Laura!
58:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
58:13
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know.
58:14
SPEAKER_03: Luke, I think I should quit my job here.
58:15
SPEAKER_01: No.
58:16
SPEAKER_01: Luke.
58:20
SPEAKER_03: Look, my life with Scotty is all that I want right now, okay?
58:26
SPEAKER_03: Now, I know that you feel like your life is falling apart right now, and I'm sorry.
58:31
SPEAKER_03: But we can help you, Scotty, and I are your friends.
58:36
SPEAKER_03: Don't say that ever again.
58:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, bitch.
58:41
SPEAKER_03: Look, I don't want to be your friend, Laura.
58:42
SPEAKER_02: I want to fuck you in the ass.
58:44
SPEAKER_03: And I can't have you.
58:47
SPEAKER_03: Here comes the song.
58:49
SPEAKER_03: Here comes.
58:49
SPEAKER_03: You don't belong in my world, I don't belong in yours.
58:53
Look what you've done to me.
58:55
Yeah.
58:56
SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to die without holding you in my arms.
59:01
SPEAKER_02: Just one.
59:02
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
59:03
SPEAKER_02: Dance with me, whore.
59:06
SPEAKER_02: Come dance with me, whore.
59:08
SPEAKER_02: No.
59:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you will dance with me, you whore.
59:11
SPEAKER_02: Come dance with me, whore.
59:23
SPEAKER_02: Now fill your mouth with cum.
59:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh, we're still dancing, huh?
59:34
SPEAKER_03: I have to go now.
59:37
SPEAKER_02: I feel so hard in my backside.
59:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, baby.
59:48
SPEAKER_03: No, Luke, let me go.
59:51
SPEAKER_03: Nope.
59:52
SPEAKER_03: No!
59:53
SPEAKER_03: No!
59:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: No!
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SPEAKER_02: You're getting fucked right in the ass right now.
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SPEAKER_02: Hello, Rape Hotline!
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This is...
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SPEAKER_00: This is fucking awful.
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SPEAKER_00: This was what passed for entertainment.
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SPEAKER_00: This was had people glued to the TV.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, to see these fucking
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SPEAKER_02: lights flickering.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they had Mr. Rogers lights going on.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no shit.
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SPEAKER_00: And banging on the disco dance floor, Herb Alport playing in the background.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: The Mr. Rogers thing is just killing me.
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SPEAKER_02: Won't you be my rapist?
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SPEAKER_02: It
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SPEAKER_00: was going off into Wonderland with the traffic lights blinking.
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SPEAKER_00: Mr. Trolley taking you for a ride.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_00: Only Luke has taken Laura for a ride at this point on the dance floor.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, there's something pulling that train.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it is, but... Again, this was not something that...
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SPEAKER_00: You know, I was, I knew it existed and I, and this was all the talk.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know,
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SPEAKER_00: you know, if, if,
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SPEAKER_00: you know,
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SPEAKER_00: girls in your class or anything were talking about this,
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SPEAKER_00: but this was like all the talk.
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SPEAKER_02: I was in like seventh grade
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SPEAKER_00: or something at this point.
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SPEAKER_00: General Hospital and Luke and Laura.
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SPEAKER_00: And this, this was, you know, from what I remember anyway, right.
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SPEAKER_00: This was as big as, um, Prince Charles and Diana's Wedding.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I remember when they got married, it
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SPEAKER_00: was that
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SPEAKER_02: big.
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SPEAKER_02: The Luke and Laura's Wedding.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I remember that.
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SPEAKER_00: It was so huge.
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SPEAKER_00: And all I remember is when they were playing Rise,
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SPEAKER_00: and I agree with this article that I was reading,
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SPEAKER_00: that there's a whole generation,
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SPEAKER_00: whenever they hear that song, that's what they remember.
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SPEAKER_02: So they think of Herb Alpert
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SPEAKER_00: as a rapist.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, they remember the Herb Alpert song rise being a part of general hospital rape scene.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Now let's go back to the scene.
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SPEAKER_02: I want to see if they show her with a dick in her mouth or not.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm assuming not.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't think that happens.
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SPEAKER_02: You don't think so?
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
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SPEAKER_02: What are you afraid of?
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SPEAKER_02: It's just a dick.
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SPEAKER_00: And here's the weird fucking thing.
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SPEAKER_00: She ends up marrying this guy.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
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SPEAKER_02: Her rapist.
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SPEAKER_02: That's an episode of SVU fucking 30 years later.
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SPEAKER_00: I just need to wipe my dick off on your dress, Bill Clinton.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just stick your tongue out.
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SPEAKER_02: Let me clean this thing off.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
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SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Kill the priest.
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SPEAKER_00: It's so fucking weird how our minds work.
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SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_00: He answers the phone.
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SPEAKER_00: Kill that whore.
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SPEAKER_00: Kill the whore.
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SPEAKER_00: Because it's an Operation Mindcrime.
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SPEAKER_00: He didn't perform a rape.
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SPEAKER_00: He just performed an Operation Mindcrime.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_02: Damn.
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SPEAKER_02: Y'all are getting your money's worth this week.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, a little more of this.
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Oh,
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SPEAKER_02: she ran away.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, he picked it up, but it's still ringing.
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SPEAKER_02: Stop.
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_02: Hello?
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SPEAKER_02: Hello?
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SPEAKER_01: Hello?
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SPEAKER_01: Is this the campus disco?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Luke?
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SPEAKER_02: Kill the priest.
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SPEAKER_02: Kill the priest.
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SPEAKER_02: I remember now.
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SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
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SPEAKER_02: God damn it.
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SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
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SPEAKER_02: Holy smokes.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, man.
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SPEAKER_00: So there you are.
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SPEAKER_00: Just taking him.
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SPEAKER_00: That fucking Alex Van Halen.
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SPEAKER_02: I know you're busy raping that chick, but Sammy Hagar's an asshole.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, my God.
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SPEAKER_00: Woo, this went quickly off the rails.
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SPEAKER_00: We just have this ability just to tie it all in.
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SPEAKER_02: My God, my eyes are watering.
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SPEAKER_02: That's just so funny.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, God bless Herb Alpert for going out on his 90th birthday to go play some songs.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_00: Good luck, Herb.
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SPEAKER_00: Hope it goes well for you.
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SPEAKER_00: We went from Black Sabbath to Herb Alpert to Queensryche to General Hospital.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, all in one segment.
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SPEAKER_00: All in one segment.
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SPEAKER_00: And it all ties in.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_00: How does that work?
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SPEAKER_00: Six degrees of Jeff Tate.
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SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_00: Jeff Tate influences her life greatly.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_00: Whether you know it or not.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: I think that's going to wrap up this segment.
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SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
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SPEAKER_00: I think that's enough.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I think I'll end this segment with some Operation Mindcrime.
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SPEAKER_00: Of course.
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SPEAKER_00: What else would you end up with?
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SPEAKER_00: Perfect tie in here.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_00: Here it is.
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SPEAKER_00: It's Queensryche, Operation Mindcrime, exclusively here on your classic metal show.