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Why 49ers "fraud" Daejon Love is an INSPIRATION, Tua UNFAIRLY attacked & Dak loses AGAIN · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll tell you why the so-called 49ers imposter,
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  Speaker 1: Dajon Love, should be an inspiration for all young athletes.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. Roll the intro. Coming to you live from Philly,
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  Speaker 1: it's the number one rated Pauly and Tony Fusco show. Yo, yo, yo.
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  Speaker 1: As always, Pauly Fusco here with Tony Fusco and Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Huge show today. The cowboy's making another foolish mistake. Of course.
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  Speaker 1: To an underfire, even though he did nothing wrong. Nope.
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  Speaker 1: And will once again defend Tiger Woods now that he's
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  Speaker 1: no longer allowed to drive, which is stupid. But first,
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  Speaker 1: we need to quickly address the elephant in the jungle here.
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  Speaker 1: a view, which, you know, to me, Tony makes total sense,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and also, you know, because we already had
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: But now this is going to make our QM even bigger,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Tony?
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  Speaker 3: You know, finally, people will begin to understand the real
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, we still must say, while we're glad
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  Speaker 1: to see the boost in our QM, we also want
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  Speaker 1: the whole show and not just a few seconds, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because another important measurement in the content business is stickiness.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's how long you stick around the watch, right? Exactly. So,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you want your cume to be full, but
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  Speaker 1: also sticky, right, Tony? Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And that's important to appreciate because I know when I
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  Speaker 3: tell people, specifically our female viewers, that our cume is
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  Speaker 1: That's the explanation there, Tony. Anyway, on that note, make sure,
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  Speaker 1: you know, give us that long view. Listen to the
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  Speaker 1: review on Apple Podcasts. And without further ado, let's get
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  Speaker 1: right into our top story. All right, first out the gate,
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  Speaker 1: a man named Dajon Love has been accused of posing
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  Speaker 1: as a San Francisco 49ers player, allegedly convincing people he
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  Speaker 1: was an NFL wide receiver, even though he never actually
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  Speaker 1: played for the team. He was doing it, posting these
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  Speaker 1: videos of him catching balls and whatnot, wearing a helmet. Now, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people that are coming out of the
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  Speaker 1: woodwork criticizing this guy, but I think they're overlooking something
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  Speaker 1: important here, don't you? Of course.
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  Speaker 3: You want to know what I see when I look
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  Speaker 3: at Dajon Love?
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  Speaker 1: Initiative.
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  Speaker 3: Every year, you've got these lazy, undrafted free agents just
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  Speaker 3: sitting around and waiting for some NFL team to call them,
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  Speaker 3: but not Dajon Love. No team drafted him or signed
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  Speaker 3: him or even knew he existed. But he didn't let
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  Speaker 3: that stop him. To me, that's called taking control of
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  Speaker 3: your career. People are always telling young players, don't wait
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  Speaker 3: for somebody to give you an opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: Go out there and take it.
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  Speaker 3: But now Dajon Love actually does that and everybody gets
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  Speaker 3: all upset.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you can't have it both ways. You can't
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  Speaker 1: have it both ways. Great point, Stoney. And, you know,
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  Speaker 1: another thing, too, everybody's criticizing Dajon Love for deceiving all
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  Speaker 1: these people. Well, to me, that just shows his skill set,
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  Speaker 1: you know? Yeah, I mean, exactly. What's the entire position
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  Speaker 1: of wide receiver in every position in the NFL based on?
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  Speaker 1: Disguising your game plan, of course.
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  Speaker 3: And nobody's better at that than Dajon Love. If you
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  Speaker 3: ask me, I think the 49ers should run with this
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  Speaker 3: great concept that Dajon Love has given them. Imagine you
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  Speaker 3: have 53 Dajon Loves. The 49ers could create an entire
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  Speaker 3: separate team made of 49ers imposters. You know, then they
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  Speaker 3: could post videos of that fake team practicing with Dajon
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  Speaker 3: Love at wide receiver. Then the other teams would see
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  Speaker 3: this footage of the team practicing on a beach and think, wow,
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  Speaker 3: the 49ers really suck and don't know how to play football.
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  Speaker 3: But then come game day. and the real 49ers take
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  Speaker 3: the field, boom, surprised, full Judea Jean love style.
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  Speaker 1: let's move on to other stories. Uh, the Dallas Cowboys, well,
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  Speaker 1: they cut backup quarterback, Joe Milton. Uh, and then they
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  Speaker 1: brought him back and then they put him on the
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  Speaker 1: practice squad.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 4: Yup.
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  Speaker 1: You know, last week on the show, as you all know,
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  Speaker 1: we presented overwhelming statistical analysis that shows that Joe Milton
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  Speaker 1: is the better quarterback than Dak. Well, no, because the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys cut Joe Milton. People are saying that this means
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  Speaker 1: Dak won the QB competition and Joe Milton lost. Tony,
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts. Are you kidding me? Dak lost.
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  Speaker 3: Dak Prescott has to spend another entire season embarrassing himself
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  Speaker 3: as the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Meanwhile, Joe Milton
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  Speaker 3: gets to go to the practice squad, which means he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't have to play in all the games that the
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  Speaker 3: Cowboys are guaranteed.
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  Speaker 1: To mostly lose. He's never lost.
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  Speaker 3: He finishes the season at an undefeated 2-0 with the
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  Speaker 3: Cowboys atop the NFC East preseason standings. That's literally going
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  Speaker 3: out on top. Great points all around, Tony. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about another quarterback who no one seems to understand,
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  Speaker 1: Falcons quarterback Tua. Tua. He's getting mocked online after his
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  Speaker 1: own Instagram account left a supportive comment on one of
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  Speaker 1: his posts. Apparently, the comment was supposed to come from
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  Speaker 1: a different account, but came from his own account with
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  Speaker 1: the handle TuaMan. And the comment said, we're so proud
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  Speaker 1: of you, you got this heart symbol. Now, Donnie, people
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  Speaker 1: are calling this embarrassing for Tua. I don't see it
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  Speaker 1: that way. Do you? No, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it the quarterback's job to support every player on
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  Speaker 3: the roster?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Tua's on the roster. What's he supposed to do?
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  Speaker 3: Support everybody else but not himself? That's terrible leadership. Also,
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  Speaker 3: you have to remember, Tua's taken so many hits that
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  Speaker 3: it's highly probable that his brain literally has been split
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  Speaker 3: in half. So what you're seeing might just be one
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  Speaker 3: side of his brain communicating with the other side of
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  Speaker 3: his brain. Like, hey, Tua's right brain. Good job. You
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  Speaker 3: got this.
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  Speaker 1: Signed, your friend, left brain. Just valuable football and also
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  Speaker 1: scientific perspective there, Tony. Thank you. And to an annoying
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  Speaker 1: story out of the NFL, the Rams. Aaron Donald has
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  Speaker 1: decided to come out of retirement and return to the
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  Speaker 1: NFL after being away from football for two years. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: seems thrilled about this, Tony, but I'm not. I have
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  Speaker 1: a real problem with what Aaron Donald's doing here.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's disgusting because what kind of precedent are
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  Speaker 3: we setting here? You retire and then two years later
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  Speaker 3: you can just come back and take somebody's job from them?
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  Speaker 1: It's a very slippery slope.
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  Speaker 3: You know, first it's Aaron Donald, then tomorrow you're at
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  Speaker 3: your job sitting at your desk and some 82-year-old guy
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  Speaker 3: walks in and says, hey, I had this job back
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  Speaker 3: in 1987, but I'm back now. You can go sell
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  Speaker 3: vacuum cleaners somewhere else. And now you're unemployed. Who's celebrating that?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody. All right, moving on. College football. Clemson coach Dabo Slade. Sweeney, whatever. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: he says it's embarrassing that these college football teams are
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  Speaker 1: now taking players who are already in the NFL. Like
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  Speaker 1: LSU is trying to do.
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  Speaker 3: Tony.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand what this guy is complaining about, do you? No,
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  Speaker 1: what's he even talking about?
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  Speaker 3: The NFL's been taking players from college football for 180 years. Now,
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  Speaker 3: college football takes two players back and suddenly he's upset?
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  Speaker 1: That's called leveling the playing field.
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  Speaker 3: Frankly, if I'm LSU, I'd be recruiting more NFL players.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, if Joe Burrow really wants to win
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  Speaker 3: a title, shouldn't he go back to LSU?
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  Speaker 1: Great point, Tony. And you know, another thing here where
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  Speaker 1: I think the NCAA is getting themselves into trouble. What's
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  Speaker 1: the rule about players who only pretended to be in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL?
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  Speaker 3: You know, can they go back? Yeah, that's a great question.
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  Speaker 3: I was wondering the same thing. Is the NCAA going
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  Speaker 3: to block people like Dajon Love? Because personally, I think
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  Speaker 3: Dajon Love would be a valuable addition to a college
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  Speaker 3: team because so many players dream about making the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: And Dajon Love lived that dream. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Technically, it was a dream he made up in his head.
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  Speaker 3: But still, he lived that dream.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And you can't take that away from him. But no. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: what you can take away apparently is a Tiger Woods
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  Speaker 1: driver's license and Yeah, exactly. He's been wronged and we're
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  Speaker 1: going to defend him on the show for another time.
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  Speaker 1: And we're going to do that right after this break.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're back from break. If you saw the news,
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  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods, after that whole rollover car incident he has, well,
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  Speaker 1: he's now had his driver's license suspended for five whole years. Unbelievable. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, Tony. And, you know, when this happened a
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  Speaker 1: few months ago, you know, we came out and we
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  Speaker 1: defended Tiger Woods. We explained why this is not a
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  Speaker 1: terrible thing and people are blaming him when they shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: blame him.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: What we decided to do, we're going to play that video.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Cue that up. This is from a
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  Speaker 1: few months ago after the incident, us defending Tiger Woods
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  Speaker 1: and our special report on it. Play it. Tiger in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So, you know, the news, Tiger was charged
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  Speaker 1: with a DUI after his car rolled over. And, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it was after he clipped some guy in a truck
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  Speaker 1: who was going to drive away. Whatever. You know, everyone's
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  Speaker 1: rushing to blame the guy who hit the other guy. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's just the media recklessly coming to conclusions. Talk about reckless.
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  Speaker 1: They don't think these things through. Exactly. You know, they're
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  Speaker 1: claiming Tyga is a bad driver. Tony, what's the one
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  Speaker 1: thing we all know about Tyga? He's ugly. He's a golfer.
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  Speaker 1: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: And what do we know about golfers? They're used to
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  Speaker 3: driving golf carts. You know, Tiger probably got in the car,
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  Speaker 3: pressed the pedal down, thinking that the car was going
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  Speaker 3: to go five miles per hour max. You know, like
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  Speaker 3: any normal golfer would.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen this before.
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  Speaker 3: Scotty Scheffler probably thought he was going to pull away
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  Speaker 3: from the security guard at a speed of one mile
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  Speaker 3: per hour because he thought he was in a golf
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  Speaker 3: cart too.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. That's what I said then. I'll say it again.
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  Speaker 1: People aren't asking, well, where was Tiger coming from? Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's a golfer, so he was probably coming from one
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  Speaker 1: of these she-she country clubs, right? What do they have there? valets.
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  Speaker 1: So he probably went up to the valet and said,
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  Speaker 1: give me my cart. And this valet, because he's an idiot,
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  Speaker 1: thought he said car. I gave him a car, you know?
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: You know, must have been a total misunderstanding. And you know,
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  Speaker 3: when you think about it, He was in Florida, which
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  Speaker 3: is basically one big golf course. You know, Florida is
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  Speaker 3: more golf course than it is state. So Tiger must
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  Speaker 3: have thought he was driving a golf cart on a
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  Speaker 3: golf course and then realized, no, he was on a street.
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  Speaker 1: Perfectly reasonable explanation. And, you know, he said that when
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  Speaker 1: the accident happened, that he was on the phone. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what if Tiger was on the phone with his caddy? Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And the caddy said something like, you need to work
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  Speaker 1: on hitting a driver. Well, Tiger was just following the
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  Speaker 1: caddy's orders as any good golfer would. So clearly you
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  Speaker 1: got to blame the caddy, you know?
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  Speaker 3: 100%. And you know what else you blame the caddy for?
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  Speaker 3: If a caddy can help pick the right golf club,
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  Speaker 3: then why isn't the caddy helping Tiger pick the right car?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, clearly Range Rover is the wrong way to go.
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  Speaker 3: You got to go with something like one of those
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  Speaker 3: automatic self-driving cars or at the very least a Volvo or,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, if not a Volvo, then what about
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  Speaker 3: a tank? A, he can afford it. And two, everyone
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  Speaker 3: would see him coming and get out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: And three, you know, it wouldn't roll over.
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  Speaker 3: And four, well, he'd be standing with the troops because,
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  Speaker 3: you know, he'd literally be standing with the troops in
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  Speaker 3: the tank.
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  Speaker 1: All great points there, Tony. And you know, in this
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  Speaker 1: whole blame game with the media, how come I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard one person blame the guy driving the truck that
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  Speaker 1: got in Tiger Woods' way? Exactly. You know, if you've
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  Speaker 1: got Tiger Woods behind you, you've got to let him
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  Speaker 1: play through. Got to. Whether that's on a golf course
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  Speaker 1: or a residential street, doesn't matter. You think you got
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  Speaker 1: more important places to be than Tiger Woods? Who do
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  Speaker 1: you think you are? Exactly. And you know who else
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  Speaker 1: I blame? That TGF.
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  Speaker 3: You know that dumb simulated golf show where they hit
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  Speaker 3: the ball into the screen like a bunch of wusses.
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  Speaker 3: He was playing that TGF right before the accident. you
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  Speaker 3: know maybe when he was driving the car he thought
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  Speaker 3: he was still in the simulation like the other day
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  Speaker 3: i put on one of those meta head quest things
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  Speaker 3: and i couldn't tell you know reality from the headset
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  Speaker 3: and since then i've been all confused like am i
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  Speaker 3: playing simulated ping pong right now or am i doing
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  Speaker 3: a show i can't tell the difference You know, seriously,
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  Speaker 3: is this the real show or or is this taking
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  Speaker 3: place right now in my meta head quest?
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  Speaker 1: I really can't tell. Don't worry, Tony. You're in real
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  Speaker 1: life right now. But I can see you're making the
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  Speaker 1: point that how confusing it must have been for Tiger Woods.
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  Speaker 1: You know, exactly. You know, the other the other person
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  Speaker 1: that I blame you, Tony, and I know this is controversial,
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  Speaker 1: but I have to blame the cop. who pulled him
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  Speaker 1: over yeah because you know he asked tiger to walk
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  Speaker 1: in a straight line and then tiger was apparently wobbling
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  Speaker 1: around and unable to do it yeah because the guy has.
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  Speaker 4: A metal leg exactly and you know we've all seen
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  Speaker 4: this before of course i'm talking about terminator 2 You know,
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  Speaker 4: there's a part where the T-1000 just had his leg
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  Speaker 4: blown off.
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  Speaker 3: And, you know, because he's made of liquid metal, it
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  Speaker 3: first shapes the new leg into a kind of metal
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  Speaker 3: pole kind of leg.
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  Speaker 1: And even the T-1000 had trouble walking. So, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Say no more, Tony. Makes total sense. And, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the other thing that I've been thinking about in this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing, isn't it suspicious to anyone that this crash
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  Speaker 1: happened right before the Masters? Good point. You know, that
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  Speaker 1: way when Tiger Woods, you know, could easily wait in
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  Speaker 1: his sleep. Yeah. How do we know this isn't some,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Tanya Harding, Jeff Kalugi kind of thing? You know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't. Where was Phil Mickelson when this happened? Where
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  Speaker 1: was Scotty Scheffler when this happened? How come nobody's reporting that?
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  Speaker 1: You know, in fact, I went and looked this up, Don.
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  Speaker 1: It turns out at the time of Tiger's accident, there
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  Speaker 1: was a very highly suspicious number of golfers in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, there were more golfers in that state at
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  Speaker 1: that time than there were anywhere in the world. But
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  Speaker 1: underreported by the media, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking the same thing. And why hasn't the
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: media asked Phil Mickelson about that, you know, or Scotty
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Scheffler about that?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: You know, that silence is very suspicious. The silence says everything, Tony. Exactly. And,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: you know, the other thing that people just, you know,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: because they get so wrong here. They're saying, well, Tiger
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Woods is stepping away from golf. You know, he made
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: that announcement and they're acting like his career is over. Well,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: to me, his career is just beginning. Right, Downey? Of course.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: In fact, Tiger Woods can still have a legendary career,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: you know, not in golf, but in NASCAR. Think about it.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: What do people love most about NASCAR? the crashes of
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: course sometimes i watch these races and there's no crashes
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: but with tiger you'd be guaranteed a crash every time
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: and we know tiger can drive ratings just not cars
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: it's a win-win for everyone You know, it's a great point, Donnie.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: And, you know, what do we know about Tiger Woods?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: He is a legend at finding the whitest sport imaginable,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: like golf, and then changing the game. Exactly. What's whiter
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: than NASCAR? There's nothing whiter than NASCAR. I mean, I
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: can't name another sport, you know? Maybe, yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: You know, maybe lawn bowling, but I can't think of
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: anything else.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, lawn bowling. Well, you know, if NASCAR doesn't work,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: maybe he goes into lawn bowling. Yeah, he would dominate
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: that too. He would. He would dominate that too. Anyway,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: all right. That wraps our special report, Tiger in Trouble.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Tiger in Trouble. You know, watching that back, Tony, you know,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I could see why we just replayed that whole video
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: because it was just so perfect. We couldn't improve upon it,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: you know? Exactly.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: That segment was perfect, just like Tiger Woods is driving.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Well said that, Tony. And you know, it was
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: also perfect was this whole show. Absolutely. And it would
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: be even more perfect if you would wise up out
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: there and go to the merch store.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Yup.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yup. Yup.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Yup.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yup. You said Dak lost the quarterback competition to Joe
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Milton because Joe Milton had good stats in the preseason.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Numbers never lie, bro. There was no quarterback competition. And
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: they just cut Joe Milton. Dak was always going to
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: be the starter.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, well, I'm going to be the starter of
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: a fire in your apartment. Yeah, and you know what's
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: never starting? A relationship between you and a woman. Oh,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: now shut up. Yeah, let's get out of here. Oh,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: why go?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: You said the first NFL draft took place 180 years ago.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Everyone knows that, bro. What?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: No. The first NFL draft took place in 1936. 180
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: years ago would be 1846. And football hadn't.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Even been invented yet. Oh, yeah, well, you're about to
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: be drafted when I fart on you. Yeah, and you
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: know what hasn't been invented yet?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: A woman willing to date you.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, shut up. He's still yapping. What?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Holly, you used the phrase elephant in the jungle.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where elephants live. That's what they say.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Duh. No, I believe the phrase you were searching for
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: is elephant in the room. That's when you're talking about
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: something that's obvious to everybody, but no one's talking about.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I wish there was an elephant in
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: your room, so it would trample you to death.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you want to know something that's obvious to everyone?
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: You're a virgin.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're done, he said. He's so talking about something
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: that's obvious now to everyone because it's about to be
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: just booked on the show next week. Super Bowl hero,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Eagles legend, Nick Foles will be here. Wow, that's huge.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Don't forget, you rate and review this podcast on Apple Podcasts.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Go write it now. You like, you subscribe. You buy
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: all the merch too.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: You do that too. Tony, great job as always. Same
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: to you, Paulie. Another flawless show.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see you people next week.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: See ya.