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What's Plaguing Gilbert Grape | Son of a Boy Dad #443 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Can you finish your body armors?
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  Speaker 4: Alright.
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  Speaker 5: Ready?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today it is October 6th. We are here live from HQ3.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 4: How are we?
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  Speaker 1: And get well soon to Joey Swole. Joey Swole is
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  Speaker 1: at the forefront of our minds. Joey Swole was in
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  Speaker 1: the hospital.
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  Speaker 4: Joey Swole? Yeah, Joey Swole.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not familiar.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know Joey Swole? No. The guy that I
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  Speaker 1: was rushed to the hospital Saturday morning. The guy who
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  Speaker 1: does the videos outside the gym being like, you are
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  Speaker 1: not allowed to call someone a creep in the gym
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  Speaker 1: if they're just looking at you while you're working out.
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  Speaker 1: Just because someone's looking at you masturbating while they work
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  Speaker 1: out does not make them a creep.
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  Speaker 4: I really don't want people to look at you. Stop
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  Speaker 4: wearing such tight clothing.
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  Speaker 5: I've never seen this guy in my life.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know the videos you guys are talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Don't show us Joey Swole at his worst. Show us
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  Speaker 1: Joey Swole.
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  Speaker 4: He looks great.
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  Speaker 5: Even in the hospital.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. He had heart issues.
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  Speaker 1: You've definitely seen this guy.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I have no doubt that he's a beast
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  Speaker 5: just from first glance, but I don't know him.
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  Speaker 4: Look at that. There's Swole.
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  Speaker 1: Good God.
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  Speaker 4: There's the Swole weed.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, when you know when your pecs are touching
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  Speaker 5: your biceps that- you're jacked when.
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  Speaker 4: You've cleavage between your arm and your breast.
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  Speaker 5: That is the number one sign of being jacked side
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  Speaker 5: tit i mean it's literally the top of the peak
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  Speaker 5: of his bicep is touching the side of his pec.
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  Speaker 1: His vein is like he got branded into a black frat.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah i mean he's swole he might be one of
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  Speaker 5: the swoller people i've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: He's joey swole yeah but he's ethical too I mean,
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  Speaker 1: his forearms.
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  Speaker 5: Are fucking huge.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. He looks like Mark McGuire. Like, dies. That one year.
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  Speaker 1: He looks like Drewski in that NFL player.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When he had the plastic cover up. His second heart surgery. No!
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  Speaker 4: Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Mac was saying that Joey Swole, that it's in his, like,
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  Speaker 1: he's always had heart issues. It's not related to his
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  Speaker 1: working out, his protein intake, or his steroid usage, allegedly.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 5: This is just natural?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's what Max said. Like high cholesterol?
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  Speaker 1: That's what Max said. Put him on a statin.
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  Speaker 4: It's related.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would assume so. That would be the most logical.
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  Speaker 1: Get him on a statin. He'll be fine. He's natty.
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  Speaker 1: He says he's natty.
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  Speaker 5: He's never touched the stuff. That's why he has veins
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  Speaker 5: sticking out of his pecs.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder why guys who are on steroids are so
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  Speaker 4: vehemently in denial that they are on them. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: even if you take steroids, it still takes work.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think anyone's like... Also, no one's going
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  Speaker 5: to be mad at this guy if they find out
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  Speaker 5: that he's on steroids. You can't achieve that without steroids.
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  Speaker 4: I agree.
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  Speaker 5: It's literally almost impossible.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you can look that way.
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  Speaker 5: You have to hit a genetic lottery to be able to.
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  Speaker 4: Even then, there's just a.
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  Speaker 1: There's a peak.
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  Speaker 5: For humans.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he just lives in the gym, hits his macros,
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  Speaker 1: hits his protein goals.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Has a good balance of carbohydrates.
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  Speaker 5: Insane amounts of testosterone on top of that.
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  Speaker 4: Sits on a bed of needles. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just a crazy, you're kicking him while he's not
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  Speaker 1: just down, he's in the hospital.
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  Speaker 4: I envision him sleeping on one of those beds that
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  Speaker 4: you see the Tibetan monks balancing on, just all needles,
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  Speaker 4: each one simultaneously all through the night, slowly compressing into him.
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  Speaker 1: It's the most efficient way to do it.
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  Speaker 4: One at a time.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, he's probably on everything. He's probably on fucking...
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  Speaker 5: You know, GLP-1s.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this is a good picture. Like, we're not
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  Speaker 1: going to just give him a hard time for having
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  Speaker 1: a good picture.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not giving him a hard time at all. I'm
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  Speaker 5: just saying, I think, yeah, I think he probably has
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  Speaker 5: had two heart surgeries in 30 years probably because of
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  Speaker 5: his extensive drug usage.
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  Speaker 1: He might just have a perfect body for weightlifting. He
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  Speaker 1: might be on the shorter side. Is Joey Swole? Can
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  Speaker 1: we look up his height?
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  Speaker 4: How tall is Joey Swole?
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  Speaker 1: Of course he's Swole. But, you know, because 5'9, 5'6.
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  Speaker 4: 5'6.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, your point stands.
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  Speaker 1: He has a perfect body for weightlifting.
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  Speaker 4: When you're that tall, all of the mass gets pushed
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  Speaker 4: down and outward.
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  Speaker 5: What, like if you're 5'6?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when you're that short, you can't not get jacked.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody who's 5'6 isn't jacked.
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  Speaker 1: Right, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, he still is very, very jacked for 5'6.
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  Speaker 4: But my point is that everyone who's 5'6 is jacked.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, they are.
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  Speaker 1: Not like that.
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  Speaker 4: You ever see someone with those tiny little stumpy arms?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, where there's a big difference between stumpy arms and
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  Speaker 5: what that guy looks like.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, this dude, like, it looks like.
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  Speaker 5: If you guys think this guy's not on steroids.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's put it this way. For me to
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  Speaker 4: look like that, I'd have to put on 100 pounds
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  Speaker 4: of muscle. No, I understand the being short. It's two meals.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I understand. That's two chicken salad sandwiches.
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  Speaker 5: But he still is on steroids.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: I have friends that are 5'6. They don't have triple biceps.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they don't have, like, motivation either, then. That's on
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  Speaker 1: them for not having triple biceps.
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  Speaker 4: They don't belong to gyms. They go hiking for.
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  Speaker 5: And I also, I probably have jacked five, six friends too.
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  Speaker 5: They're not that jacked.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're just, you're, you're gangly arms could never comprehend
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  Speaker 1: the compact bench press motion that this guy has.
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  Speaker 5: Yours could.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not. Look at me. I'm all gangled.
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  Speaker 4: His rep gets three inches off his chest.
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  Speaker 5: I think you guys are also like kind of, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: five foot six is into that. He's not like, he's
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  Speaker 5: not four feet tall. He still is a normal human being.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, 5'6 is impossibly short.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It is for a man, for an American man.
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  Speaker 5: It's short, but it's not like he's not like a freak.
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  Speaker 4: It's freak.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know anyone that short.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you do. You probably work with people that short.
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  Speaker 4: Zah. Jerry?
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  Speaker 5: Jerry's probably 5'6. Is he?
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  Speaker 4: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: And he's jacked.
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  Speaker 5: And Jerry's very jacked. Jerry's not jacked at all.
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  Speaker 1: He's super jacked. Yes, he is, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, he's 5'5 to 5'6. Yeah, but Jerry's got tattoos.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And that adds like three inches.
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  Speaker 5: You guys are brain dead. I think that Jerry's going
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  Speaker 5: to start doing steroids.
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  Speaker 1: I think that Joey Swole is somebody who's in the
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  Speaker 1: barstool universe. And I don't want to glaze past that.
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  Speaker 1: I want to get back to that. But I think that.
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  Speaker 1: joey swole is someone in the barstool universe like clavicular
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  Speaker 1: and stella lefty that you just can't make fun of.
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  Speaker 5: Oh really yeah you can't he's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be coming in here he's that's why even if
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  Speaker 1: he does steroids in front of you you have to
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  Speaker 1: be like no he didn't yeah no i didn't see
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  Speaker 1: shit yeah joey swole is a good man joey swole
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  Speaker 1: is the most honest man i know those were peptides Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's insulin. He's diabetic. He has heart problems.
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  Speaker 4: Let's put it this way. Had he been here on
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  Speaker 4: the day that that Uber Eats driver attacked our guy,
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  Speaker 4: he would have climbed right inside his helmet like Ant-Man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And gouged his eyeballs out. Yeah, probably. You're probably right.
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  Speaker 1: Joey Swole was in Toy Story 1. You play that
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  Speaker 1: really jacked up toy. Do you remember that really jacked
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  Speaker 1: up toy? That's Swole. That's crazy. That's young Joey Swole.
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  Speaker 5: I like that. I like how the casting, they still
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  Speaker 5: want a jacked guy just for the voiceover.
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  Speaker 1: That's Joey Swole.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's like when they cast real paraplegics to play
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  Speaker 4: people in wheelchairs. Exactly. Because otherwise there's a whole fuss.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. There really is.
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  Speaker 4: The jacked community already feels underrepresented in film. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: People get really mad when there's like a role that's
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  Speaker 5: similar to them that they didn't get.
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  Speaker 4: Correct. Yeah. You're like Brian Cranston got cast to play
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  Speaker 4: a paraplegic. Meanwhile, there's plenty of wheelchair bound actors that
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  Speaker 4: are not getting work.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, well, are they Brian Cranston?
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  Speaker 4: How many Emmys do they have? Because he's probably the
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  Speaker 4: single greatest TV actor ever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So where's the line? Can anybody play anything? Do you
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  Speaker 1: think that someone could play a midget that was a
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  Speaker 1: tall person? No, no. In Moulin Rouge, John Leguizamo does that.
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  Speaker 1: He just like waddles around on his knees. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that's a little odd.
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  Speaker 4: That must be.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, is that like before?
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  Speaker 4: Is that old?
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  Speaker 1: It's like the 90s.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Late 90s.
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  Speaker 4: It was before they elected a president.
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  Speaker 5: I think in the 90s.
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  Speaker 1: Everything flew in the 90s.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Everything was okay in the 90s.
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  Speaker 4: Everything was fine in the 90s.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody could play a special needs person.
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  Speaker 4: There were so many. It was like, I am Sam.
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  Speaker 1: That Edward Norton movie.
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  Speaker 4: There were so many able-minded people who played.
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  Speaker 1: Now, does... Whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Forgive me.
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  Speaker 5: Did you guys ever see Gilbert Grape?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 5: Neither of you have seen Gilbert Grape?
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  Speaker 1: I've heard it referenced on every show ever, so I
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  Speaker 1: think I basically got the plot.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I've heard Batman referenced on every show ever. I
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  Speaker 5: haven't seen Batman Begins.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about that anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Wear it on your chest, brother. Nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 5: just you're now i mean that's a that's like a
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  Speaker 5: pretty famous movie though that neither of you but what am.
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  Speaker 1: I gonna see it now like you missed the train
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  Speaker 1: man i'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 5: It's incredibly depressing but yeah yeah you should see.
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  Speaker 4: It i choose not to watch it for how it
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  Speaker 4: offends me based on the representation of people.
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  Speaker 5: But did you guys like how did you guys not
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  Speaker 5: watch that movie when you were younger i thought it was.
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  Speaker 4: Icky um i don't know i was watching batman begins.
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  Speaker 5: Batman begins came out years after gilbert grape.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching so you must have you were when you.
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  Speaker 5: Were holding out you were waiting for your first movie.
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  Speaker 4: I was waiting for that i was waiting for the
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  Speaker 4: trilogy of gilbert grape so i could watch.
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  Speaker 5: The second and the third yeah gilbert begins gilbert's eating
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  Speaker 5: gilbert has eaten oh well i watched gilbert grape when
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  Speaker 5: i was very young.
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  Speaker 4: What's drinking gilbert grape.
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  Speaker 1: Who put it on who put it on for you
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  Speaker 1: your parents.
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  Speaker 5: I watched it at my cousins in illinois what is
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  Speaker 5: it a cautionary tale don't know it's kind of just
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  Speaker 5: like a really depressing movie is.
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  Speaker 4: It the uh is it the of mice and men.
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  Speaker 5: Sort of like of of um it's pretty much just
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  Speaker 5: like this older dude johnny depp and who plays the special.
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  Speaker 1: Needs person julianne moore with that haircut is that julianne.
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  Speaker 5: Moore it's leonardo dicaprio who's on the right oh i
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  Speaker 5: don't know who's that woman but pretty much i think
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  Speaker 5: leo is his younger brother And, like, he's pretty much
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  Speaker 5: just trying to get pussy the whole movie.
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  Speaker 1: Julia Lewis.
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  Speaker 5: And his younger brother keeps fucking it up by, like,
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  Speaker 5: running up the water tower and shit.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean running up the water tower?
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  Speaker 4: I know exactly what he means, and I've never seen it.
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  Speaker 5: That's what happens.
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  Speaker 4: I know exactly what he's talking about.
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  Speaker 5: He's always, like, running up the, like, ladder of the
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  Speaker 5: water tower and, like, hanging out on the top of
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  Speaker 5: the water tower. And they got to, like, have the
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  Speaker 5: fire department come pull him off.
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  Speaker 4: Does somebody die and he shakes the person?
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  Speaker 5: Well, his dad died. He talks about his dad dying.
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  Speaker 4: But Leo's mom dies and he discovers her and she's dead.
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  Speaker 5: It's such a depressing movie. The dad kills himself and
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  Speaker 5: the mom, they show the mom and she hasn't left
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  Speaker 5: her bed in like 30 years. So she's like 900 pounds.
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  Speaker 1: It just seems so good.
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  Speaker 5: You should definitely watch it.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm all set. I just don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be depressed. I'm not going to go out of my
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  Speaker 1: way to be depressed about children.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's definitely a depressing movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this shit sucks. Before we get back to Jersey
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  Speaker 1: Jerry being on steroids, do you think that Tom Cruise
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: in The Last Samurai, do you think that that was
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: fucked up?
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai?
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Wasn't he the guy that was in The Last Samurai?
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he was.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Was he really?
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: What's fucked up? What's the accusation there?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: He plays a Japanese guy.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm thinking of a completely different movie. No, he
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: doesn't play a Japanese guy. He plays a guy who
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: gets captured or whatever, and then they realize that he's able,
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: and they turn him into one of their own. He
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: earns their respect.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, like Mulan.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Or so many other.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Like white boy Mulan.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Yes. Like white boy can't jump. White men can't jump.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: I've never seen that. I was thinking of Seven Samurai,
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: I think. A really old.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Movie I heard that's a classic though It is.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: A classic We look up Seven Samurai just so I
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: can make sure that movie exists It does, it does Harry,
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: I watched Yeah, I've seen this This is a really
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: good one Harry, wow, good for you.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Was Tom Cruise in this? Yes, yeah, he is He
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: plays one of the seven.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: He plays a white This is like an old movie Harry,
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: I watched the movie that Ron was telling us about
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: The prison one That you thought might be gay?
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, of course.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: What was that called again?
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but there wasn't a hint of gayness.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Well, there was. You glossed over it.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Wasteman.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Wasteman. Oh, yeah, it looks super gay. His son is
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: a gymnast. Gay.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: You guys are both watching this?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: It's a single movie.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. I thought it was a show. I was like,
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: what the fuck?
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: I watched it on the plane.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I watched it on the plane too. It's great. And
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: he said it's great.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: It's great.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Is it gay?
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: No. The son.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: The son's gay.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I think so. He's not out yet.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: I'm fine with that.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: But that's just because he's not like he lives in
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: a rough part of England where that wouldn't be you
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: know once he gets older he'll come out. Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I like that. I mean, you think they'll
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: make another one.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: A sequel? Gay man?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Waste man, like W-A-I-S-T. Waste man. No, it was very good.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Very interesting character development. No gay shit. Just an enthralling movie.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: And it made me feel good that Francis liked it
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: and had such glowing things to say about it. and
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I just think you'd really like it. I'm giving you
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: a second recommendation of the same film.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not going to watch it. If you watch
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Gilbert Grape, I'll watch Wasteman.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: But this is good, and you're telling me the one
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: you want me to watch sucks.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Well, Gilbert Grape's definitely better than Wasteman.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: There's no way.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: I think it probably is.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Gilbert Grape, well, Wasteman has high marks on Rotten Tomatoes, 100%. Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: What's Gilbert Grape got?
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Probably not 100%.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: What's Gilbert Graves?
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: But I feel like when something has 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: What are the Grave Tomatoes? Grave Tomatoes.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: You got to click through. It's a 90.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: 90. That's not 100.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I mean 90, but it's been out for 30 plus years.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: So that's a lot. There's been a lot of time
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: for people like Rowan to come in and say.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Lift it up. You know.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Bring it down.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Bring it down.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I think that goes to show how long
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: it's held up.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think about it. How does the movie end?
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Does he get the girl? Does the kid die? I
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: have no idea.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Did they cure him? I don't know. No, no. Of
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: course not. They didn't have that back then.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: No, they don't have that now.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Still? Are you sure?
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: For what grapes got? The thing with like- Is Leo
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Gilbert- Well, the thing with, like.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Is that his name? Is he the Gilbert? Is he
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: the titular character?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, the thing with, like, movies like this is, like,
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: they never really, like, specify what's wrong with the kid.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Like, it's like they don't... It's not like he has, like,
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Down syndrome.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: He's just, like.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Or he doesn't have cerebral palsy.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: No, he's just, like, fucked up. But, like, it's true. Like,
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: they really never.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: He has garden variety special needs. Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: He has this, like, vague, special... Let's be honest.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: It was the 90s. Back then, it was a one-size-fits-all
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: type thing. With a couple XL hat. I always wondered
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: what it was that he has.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: That's why when RFK is always like, in the 90s,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: you didn't see that.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Many people that had autism and shit.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: It's just because now it's a more broad term where
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: it's like, in the 90s, it was only recognized if
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: it was like, This guy's so fucked up. We have
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: to make a movie about it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Also.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: It's like radio. It's like, what does he have? Correct.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Also, like, you know, when people had those, uh, handicaps, right.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: They didn't treat, they didn't have special medicine for each.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: They just kept them inside. Yeah. You know, it was like.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: If you were autistic in the nineties, then you're like,
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: that's probably what Gilbert Grape has in this movie. It's
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: just like autism.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: They just didn't know how to actually describe it accurately.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: They just gave them a pack of baseball cards. They
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: would have solved it all.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: I would say now that we've kind of broken down
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: and there's more familiarity with the different types.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Of autism?
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Well, of all mental.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Spectrum disorders?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Mental health, mental whatever, all these things. I think there's
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: more respect for them. Like, I would say autism, people
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: really respect it.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Autism's king.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Autism is king of these.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Because they are the ones that have, like, superpowers.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, some of them, for sure.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: There was a 60 Minutes about it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Some of them get, like, kind of, like, lame superpowers, though.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Where it's like, I know every plant.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: No that's sweet.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Oh come on have you seen the kid that does
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: the bird calls.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: That's sweet no no but like wouldn't you rather be
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: like oh yeah i'm uh autistic my superpower is like
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: i can predict the stock market with 100 accuracy well.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: That's the math ones and that's a that's a lot
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: a lot of them do have the math oh okay
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: they get the math.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Like the guy in the big short who uh like.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Michael burry michael burry what's up the big short didn't
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: you just watch that for the oh no no that
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: was someone that was one of my buddies come.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: On bro i'm not your buddy It's another name for
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Joey Swole.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: The Big Short.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: The Big Short.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: But Christian Bale's character is that type of autism that
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, definitely.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: He does.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: Christian Bale's character is so good in that. Yeah, but
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: he's like– Yeah, he's got that cool autism.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: There was a guy on 60 Minutes who you could–
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: they took him on a helicopter ride over a city
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: and he drew like– everything that he had seen on
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: like this huge panorama oh yeah with like every window
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: detailed like yeah that's not necessarily useful but that is
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: like it's pretty cool yeah that's pretty cool if they
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: just put gilbert grape in a helicopter yeah you know.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: What do you guys think's wrong with me i've come
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: to realize there's definitely something you think so yeah.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Man what do you what are the diet or what
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: are the symptoms that you're noticing.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: I don't even really know, but this morning I was like,
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: what's going on? Why am I here? How is this
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: still my fucking reality? How am I still excited about
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: my coffee cups? I mean, I think everyone is. No.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: We're all going to die to the Russian plague regardless,
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: so there's no point. I'm kind of in the mindset
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: of you just got to let shit happen for now
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: because we're done.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You told me yesterday was fine.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: We're done.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: What changed?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Everything.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Nothing new has happened.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: I think another person died.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: No, they didn't.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: No, they did.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: From what?
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Why are you saying they didn't? From the Russian plague.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: You're not online.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: No. At all.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: I suppose I'm not. You won't know about the Russian
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: plague until it's in your building.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: So it's at your door. Yeah. You're like one of
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: those people where there's like a tornado in town and
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: you're just like going for a run on the beach.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: You just see the fucking thing coming. What the hell?
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: There's some outbreak of.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: A pneumonic plague.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Is this what I have?
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, you could. You were just out on... You
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: were just over that way.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Check if having like 28 mouth ulcers is a symptom
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: of the Russian plague.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: This is what we're saying. You just came back from
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: the East.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: You have mono.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: You're in the East. No, I don't have mono.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, you do.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I have duo.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: No, you don't.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: I got duo from that goddamn- You wish you got
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: right on your lipa. I have duo from that goddamn
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: sushi restaurant.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: You wish you have- No, mouth ulcers are not a
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: typical symptom of the plague.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Oh. Well, this is the new one, though. Oh, but
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: they're talking about the pneumonic plague.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: A pneumonic plague.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently there was a leak at the plague hospital
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: in Russia.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: They got one of those over there?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: There was a woman. She had just bought a tray
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: from Japan. She had a fresh cocktail tray of fucking plague.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: And she's like, whoa. Like a fucking Three Stooges character.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: I don't understand how that happened. So like, yeah, well, yeah,
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: there was a leak in the plague serum that we
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: had lying around. It's like, well, why did you have
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: it in the first place?
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Well, we do need to study these things.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Because they're going to use it.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: No, in case they... Didn't you ever see World War Z?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Of course. That's a great movie. It is. They're making
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: a sequel finally after all these years.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Interesting. A?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: World War A?
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: They're going back to the beginning. It's actually a prequel.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Did you ever see Contagion?
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. I was just thinking about that the other day.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: That's a good one. You ever see that one, Ron?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: No, what is it?
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: It's a pandemic movie. Where's Matt Damon?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: My favorite part of that is how Matt Damon reacts
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: when his wife dies. Oh, yeah. The doctor tells him,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: he's like, I'm really sorry, but there was a thing
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: we could do and she's dead. And he goes, okay,
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: so when can I see her? And he's like, I
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: understand that this is a tough thing. He's like, what
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: are you talking about? what are you talking about no
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: how is my wife.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: Dead david remember he told remember the doctor tells him
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: that he was that his wife was also having an
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: affair yeah so and he kind of knew so he
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: kind of knew so he wasn't that upset which i
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: thought was pretty good acting from dame yeah he's.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: The he's the best damon he's my fucking god oh
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: yeah i like him i mean he's just all class
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: he's all class he's one of the guys who's never
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: really had a.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Dip no no very consistent Picks his rolls. Picks his
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: rolls carefully.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: He does well.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: You don't just see him in everything.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Let's buy a zoo. Was that him?
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: We bought a zoo.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: We bought a zoo.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: That's a tearjerker. That's a good one.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, no way Damon reads We Bought a
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Zoo and gets to the end of the script and
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: is like, I'm going to do some bullshit.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Look, We Bought a Zoo is a great movie.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Have you seen it?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Jeez, have you seen... Do you have a TV?
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: No.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I just watched my movies on Delta flights. I'll watch
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: the fucking... Are you.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Stuck on picture mode?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Art mode? Does it come in a still? Does Contagion
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: come in a still photograph where I can digest the
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: entire thing?
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: You're watching movies on one frame per second.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Could you get it into a thousand words?
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I think I saw around the time I had to
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: choose between We Bought a Zoo and Life of Pi. Oh, yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Probably a better choice.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: It was great.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: I've never seen that one, actually.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: What? No way. You haven't seen a movie I've seen?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is happening?
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: You haven't seen anything.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I've seen Life of Mine.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: You haven't seen We Bought a Zoo.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Or Gilbert Grape.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Or Gilbert Grape.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I just haven't been a child at the same time
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: as you.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know about all that. i don't know about
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: all that when gilbert grape came out when you literally
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: were a child.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Bro there's some people you should talk to about this
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: my kids you were under 18 when gilbert you and
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: my kids should maybe just link up and like talk
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: about uh bluey ron.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: How close are we to talking to your kids like
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: how close are we to like having a.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Just in the last couple weeks they're like hitting sentences
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: sentences yes like requests and shit really Yeah, it's actually,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the rate that this part is happening is fucking freaking
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: me out.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: It's quick.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: They have the Russian plague of the mouth.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're developing it fast, the language.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: They're just, one of them counted to 20. They're like
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: making the asks. Counting to 20? Yes.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: What?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, what's happening? I was like, 17? He's like, 18.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck?
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I don't think I knew what 18 was until I
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: was 10.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, age of consent. You got to know it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You got to teach him young.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I think it'll happen before you know it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: They're social beings.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: They grow up so fast. That's going to be crazy.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: It's fucking sick.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: It's so awesome. They grow up so fast unless you
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: don't have them. Yeah, that's true. Is what I've learned.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Because everyone talks about how like... Everyone I know is like,
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: I can't believe how quickly the kids blink of an eye. Like,
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: if you blink, it's like, well, I'm not really growing
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: up at all right now. I'm completely stuck... In a
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: developmental sort of quagmire. I don't really know how to
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: put it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: You haven't flipped the hourglass yet.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: No.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: It's like the sand starts moving when you flip the hourglass.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: And that's your call when you do that. But sand
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: doesn't start going until you flip it.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Right now, the hourglass is just lying on its side.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: There's no sand moving in either direction. I'm in the doldrums.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: There's no wind in my sails.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: You're in no kid's land.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: And... uh i gotta stop i gotta figure something out.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: What advice would you give him i'm not enjoying this
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: at all you're hearing his problem what advice would you
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: tell him are.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: You happy harry oh i'm always happy come on you
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: know me um Well, what's the problem? You want kids?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: The hourglass is on the side.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Something's got to change.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, I would just get a PC, honestly.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Is that it?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: I thought about that. By the way, I wanted to
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: find a really sick gaming store. I thought about trying
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: to get the lightest mouse that has ever been made.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I kind of thought, like, there's no chance I'm going
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: to get that right. There's nothing I can add to
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: your setup correctly that would.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Like, thread the needle of there's nothing you could add
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: to my setup that would do anything good for me but.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: I bet you there are things in japan that you've
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: never even seen.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Oh no of course i mean i'm always looking for
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: a new toy.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: But you couldn't get it for him i kind of no.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: No i think you could get it for him i'm
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: just saying like i'm so bad at video games that
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: like there's nothing that can save me at this point
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: that's how i feel about my life you could get
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: up you could get a mouse that literally has no
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: weight It doesn't weigh anything, and I would still lose
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: every game.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could put the Neuralink chip in his brain.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't need a mouse. He'd just have his eyes darting.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: He still wouldn't do it. I think that maybe it
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: was Japan, a soul-searching trip. You're like, oh, maybe I'll
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: make this my personality for the next little bit.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: That's a good point.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: The problem is, though, you got good at golf. That's
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: a lot of guys.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you just need another hobby.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Hit an age and they just get really good at something.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: You know i i'm enough with the hobbies i think
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: you that's what you need the hobbies it's just been
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: one hobby after another at some point you gotta like take.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: It a lifelong hobby like golf is a good hobby.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Having kids like you're you've like maxed out your damn
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: near max out your ability at golf.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah i agree You know what I mean? I agree
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: with that.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: It's not like you're going to be like, oh, I'll
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: go pro.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: No, and if I were to be the guy that
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden plays every day, I just think
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: I would– I know I would get sick of that.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not– the gains are so infinitesimal at this point
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: that I'm not enjoying the sense of improvement. It's so–
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Maybe you need a new set. No, no, no. Might
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: be time for a new set.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: My irons are dialed right now. That's the perfect time
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: to switch it all up.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Also, it's a good point, Rowan, because the
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: golf season is coming to an end. And I put
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: so much stock into that through the summer and through
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: the season that now that that chapter is closing and
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: golf courses are shutting down for the winter, I'm like...
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: You're lost. I'm left with nothing.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Well, why don't we get back on the slopes a
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: little bit?
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Okay. I agree.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Okay. Do you ski at all in New York?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: No.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Is there anywhere good to ski?
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: They say Hunter Mountain's pretty good.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Are you about to get back on the slopes?
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, I'm always looking to get back on
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: the slopes, but I haven't been able to in the last...
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: The last time I went skiing was probably four years ago.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: That's going to be your new fishing and your new golf.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Ski week.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Ski week.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: I've got skis at my parents' house. Great, great set
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: of skis. Twin tips in case anyone needs to go backwards.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: I bought them when I was younger.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: I got to stop going backwards.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: I was a younger boy when I was going backwards.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: My whole life is just heading the wrong direction.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: I don't even know if I could go forwards anymore.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Like I was going last time I skied. I forgot
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: how like tiring it is. Like your legs. My legs
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: were shaking when I got to the bottom. After one run?
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh boy.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: I was like, holy shit. But it was also because
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: the boots I was wearing were three sizes too small.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: I also think you spend- They were just crushing my feet.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: I think you spend a lot of your life seated.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: I think your legs are atrophying.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: The way that they do for people in wheelchairs.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: I'm 10,000 steps a day.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: If you wore shorts- On average. We would see your
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: legs and be like, oh boy.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: I've worn shorts pretty- This is probably one of the
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: few times I've worn pants.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Do you have splints on under those? You got splints on?
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: I do not, no.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Be honest. No.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Do you?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, I have a brace.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Wear your splints. Whoa, what are those shoes?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: What do you see, bro? New gear? Do you like
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: what you see?
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: What brand is that?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: It's a.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Skechers?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Noble, of course.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I think it's a Solomon Carthart thing.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit. You think?
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Like that's a common collab?
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Some shit like that.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's like Solomon and Supreme.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But I am like.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I spent a year wearing white Solomons.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Just because Solomon's, like, is a hiking shoe.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: So?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: But, like, hiking in white is, like, that's, like, I
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: don't know. It doesn't make sense.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: I kind of get what you're saying.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Hiking in white?
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: I would hike in white shoes.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I think it's right for them to be dark because
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: of that whole Bible thing about them.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: What?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: King Solomon Gomorrah?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: King Solomon Gomorrah?
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: I would want, I mean, like, I think that I
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: like having a little scuffed up white shoe on a hike.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Why would you, why would, why would
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: it matter if your shoes are getting scuffed up on
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: a hike?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying dark shoes can, can handle a hike
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: a little bit better.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: When was the last time you hiked?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I hike all the time.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Really? Before I, before I got, went under, before I
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: went under the knife, I was an avid hikesman.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: What are your top five peaks?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Rainier of course of course it's a classic washington washington
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: you didn't hike washington of course i did when when haven't.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: I you didn't hike around washington.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: The uh valley back back in valley green in the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: philadelphia area okay so run valley green that's a hill
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: valley green.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: I'll call that a peak it sounds like it's a
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: valley more of a.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Plateau just a straight downhill oh okay.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's a trail you fool so not really a
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: hike i'm talking about like what are your best like peaks.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: You do you think just because you had fucking backwards
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: skis so you could glide up a mountain backwards that
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you're you're a hiker brother.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: I did i did i hiked this summer in wyoming
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: you went on i'll hike this six miles six that's
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: not that six miles one way bro 12 mile total
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: you just added that no i didn't no because it
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: took us no it was definitely you're a very slow
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: walker that's why i took.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: A long time a 12 mile hike is no joke
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: if that's what you did that's.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: A 60 pound bag on my back keep in mind
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: yeah wow i'm pretty sure it was how did we
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: even get here i was trying to let me check
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: my all trails account let me own you want to
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: check yours.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Or do you not have one Your Altra account has cobwebs.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: And I have bad news about ASAP. It exists. Whoa.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: ASAP exists, bro.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: No need to make it personal.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: ASAP, there is an app that is exactly the same
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: as ASAP that already is in the store.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: That can't be true.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: It 100% is.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: That can't be true.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: All righty, folks.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about GLD.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Think about this for a second. Every guy has those
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: go-to pieces, right? The shoes that go with everything. The
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: one pair of jeans that fits just right. The t-shirt
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: that always looks clean no matter what you pair it with.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: You don't overthink those pieces. You just grab them and
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: they work every time. But most guys are missing one
• 37:29
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• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Jewelry.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: That's where GLD comes in. They make the kind of
• 37:34
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• 37:37
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• 37:40
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• 37:43
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• 37:54
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• 37:57
  Speaker 5: just hype. They have over 2 million customers and 50,000
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: five-star reviews, with GLD being worn by names like Justin Bieber,
• 38:05
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• 38:09
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• 38:10
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• 38:13
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• 38:34
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• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Can you describe what ASAP is as an app?
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: ASAP's dead.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: That was my daily reminder. Don't kill yourself.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: ASAP was a weekend project that is probably coming to
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: an end.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it exists.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: It doesn't, though. What are you going to say? It
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: exists with City Mapper?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: No, you don't even know. You're not even familiar with
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: the competing apps.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: There are competing apps. Just describe what it is and
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: we'll type that description in and we'll see if there's
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: an app that already has that exact description.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: There isn't.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: There's apps that make it so that you can plan
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: a trip with multiple modes of transportation. Like I'm going
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: to take the train or walk to this and take
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: a bike. But there's none that are going to tell
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: you the fastest possible route.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Francis, as a stakeholder, I'm just warning you that there's
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: an app that exists. as ASAP is redundant.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: If there was an app that existed, I would have
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: you been using it there's apps redundant there could not
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: have been more people who dm'd me if someone were
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: to make an asap they would have made.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Asap had already been made if you if you were if.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: You made asap you would have made asap.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying that i made asap but someone far
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: smarter than we are who did.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: And what's it called Francis is a shareholder. He wouldn't
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: try to tear down his own world.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Well, he's literally trying to kill the company as we speak.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: I'm saying we need to pivot. Lots of great businesses
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: started as one thing and then pivoted when they saw
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: the writing on the wall.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Right, what was Amazon originally?
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Amazon originally was porn.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: What was Netflix?
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Netflix, also porn. Streaming porn.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Most of these start as porn. You need to get
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: to your porn phase so you can become something else.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: I say we pivot into porn.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: I'm not trying to get into that business.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: I'm much more equipped for the navigation business.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Or what if we just pivot straight to like, you
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: know what we could do is we could pivot straight
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: to like NFL or football teaching films and we could
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: call it a gap.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a gap.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: That sounds like that could be more of a you
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: guys thing.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Or what about a porn site?
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: If you want to do porn, we could do a gap.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Or AFAP.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, AFAP's pretty good.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: I don't want to build a porn website, personally. There's
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: already plenty of those out there.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: A porn aggregator that shows you how to bust the quickest.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: That puts together the exact amount of videos that'll have
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: you coming and getting on with your day.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm sure you'll be able to
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: ask Claude to do that for you any day now. Claude,
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: make me cum now.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: Claude, make me cum, but I only have about five minutes.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Until I have to leave. I have two minutes and
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: 35 seconds to make it your fastest.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Make me cum in fewer than three videos.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I have water boiling. Can I cum before the water boils?
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Did you guys see the people, the website that's making
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: like AI influencers where it's just like fake influencers?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: My question with that is, does someone have to tell
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: that influencer what to do?
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: So someone has to program it, and it's basically just
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: like– Well.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Not program it. They just have to write a prompt.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: But it's like a cartoon basically.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: It's like there has to be a script writer. It's
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: not like these are auto-automating.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know because I think some of them
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: are just doing trends, like the most popular trends on TikTok.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: So you could hypothetically just get it to auto-create videos
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: with whatever trends are trending.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I have seen that. But since there is just somebody
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes that's doing it, I don't think that
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: it's that big of a deal. I think far bigger
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: deal is the people who are making AI comedians that
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: are just stealing other comedians' acts. Oh, yeah. Now there's
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: a girl with a 42-inch ass and fucking a six-pack
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: telling some schlubby fucking Pacey Irish guy's joke.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw that too. It's pretty crazy.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Did you see this, Francis? Perfect time to get out
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: of stand-up because Buxom AI is taking over.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: No, it is insane.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: The busty AI woman now has a serious XM channel
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Did you hear this?
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Sebastian gave her a channel.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Sebastian gave this girl a channel and all the working
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: comics have been kicked off because this smoking hot AI
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: woman is going to do all the radio now.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: If you honestly just look up AI stand-up comedy girl
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: big ass, it'll come up. Because her ass is like,
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: it's like unrealistically big.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: She's doing George Carlin bits on SiriusXM. No, this isn't.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Are these her? Because she is much more realistic looking
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: than these.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Don't be afraid to type it in.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Don't be afraid to turn off safe search.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: I know, she's not coming up. Yeah, so anyways, there's
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: this girl, but I don't even know if she's real.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Is she a real person? I think she's a real
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: OnlyFans model.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: So she's stealing people's bits with AI, putting herself on stage,
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: doing these jokes. Oh, boy. But then she's actually a
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: porn star.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: So I think that this is going to lead to regulation.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Viral ai generated tiffany sloan yeah this is i have
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: seen this girl.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Did you know she was ai i mean that's literally
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: helium on the left isn't it yeah that is isn't
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: that sacramento.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah they took the guys oh i haven't gotten the
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: one on the left there's a guy who tells that
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: same joke in the same outfit and they basically really
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: i mean not like yeah obviously yeah like a schlubby
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: version of an.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Outfit Imagine seeing that. Imagine seeing this lady and then.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: She does your joke. Oh, my God.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Is it Sacramento? Can't tell.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: So she's not actually on stage doing this.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: No, she's not. I don't think she exists.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: No, I thought she existed as an OnlyFans model. And
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: then they're like, okay, I want to steal some people's jokes.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: So she's the one orchestrating this?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: She is a tech genius.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Or was there some weird comedy porn fan who was like,
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: I'm sick of watching these things separately? No, I think she's...
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I don't want to have to jump back and forth
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: between the two windows. Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I think that she is.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Just viciously jerking off and hysterically laughing at the same time. God,
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: I love my life.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: That's the future.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: That is going to cause vicious addiction. Dopamine. Yeah, dopamine maxing.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: All the stimulation at the same time. Just hitting the
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: weed pen, jerking off to your AI comedian.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: It's like a pleasure version of that guy that plays
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: 12 instruments at the same time.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Like a lockboard.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: The harmonica pen that's just hitting. As a fleshlight just
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: goes like this.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: We need to create that product. ASAP should be pivoting
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to the multi-instruments. I like that.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: It's just the worst thing ever created.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: With the pleasure. That's going to result in massive dips
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: into sadness once you're jerking off.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: And screaming and laughing.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: That can't last. The body isn't equipped to create that
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: much dopamine.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: It's too much dopamine that's being released. I think you're honestly,
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: I think you're out of dopamine by like noon these days.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: That's probably your problem.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: I don't remember the last time I had dopamine.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: You got no dope.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: I'm out, you know.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: No, I thought you were.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: You're dopless.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Don't you sleep with the phone outside of the, you
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: don't bring the phone into the bedroom?
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: That's right. Still?
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: You still doing that?
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I picked up that. Nobody's going to call.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: It's journeyed into the bedroom a couple times.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: No.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Has to have. No, I promise you. I won't allow it.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: I won't sleep if it's in there.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: That is a good point.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I've picked up that habit, and it makes waking up easier, too.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Sure does, because then you're like, I'm not going to
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: just languish in bed and look at my phone.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I've got to get to my phone.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I love my fucking phone.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: I saw a clip of Denzel Washington saying in an interview,
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: do everything you can once you wake up to not
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: look at your phone for at least half an hour.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, I saw that.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: And I do that. Did I tell you guys?
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: They also say getting sunlight in the morning, very important,
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: like right when you wake up.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: They say right when you wake up, if you can
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: get in direct sunlight, super good for you.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Do your Denzel, brother. We haven't got that in a while.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I don't have one right now. I haven't seen a
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Denzel in a minute.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: You've been watching Gilbert Grape and fucking Let's Buy a Zoo?
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: And I can't give you my Gilbert Grape. Too controversial.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Did I tell you guys that I lost my
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: iPad on a Delta flight? No.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Did you get it back?
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Well, I did to find my iPad, and it was
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: when I flew home from Vegas. I left it on
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: the plane. Oh, man. So then I didn't realize this
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: for days.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: And then finally I was like, where the hell is
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: my iPad? And I did find my on my phone
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: and it was at Logan in Boston.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit. So it's still on the plane.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Well, no. Then I called Delta Diamond. Of course, of course.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: And I said, what's going on here? And they said
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: it was probably taken to one of our hubs. Boston
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: is a hub for Delta.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Were you just in Boston? I was.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could have picked it up. I should have.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: So then I filled out this thing that it was like,
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: this is a lost machine. If you find it, please
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: call this number or whatever. And did that on my iPad.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: And then I filled out.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: You got another iPad?
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry. You got multiple iPads. On the screen
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: of my lost iPad. Do you mind? I'm just. Yeah, yeah.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, you got it too.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: If you don't let me finish. I don't know what
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: I'll do.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: I would love to go to your apartment and you
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: have iPads in just every room.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Well, anyway, the point is that I'm getting it back.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: I give up, man.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I give up.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know. There was something in the middle there,
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: but I don't care.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: I don't care.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: And nor should anyone. I'm getting it back. Delta is
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: getting it back to me. I'm getting it back. But
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: by the way, I i did an alert you know
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: i made it i made like the i made it
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: chime oh yeah and on the screen it says like
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: if found please i had written a message that was
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: like this is lost please oh it found like call
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: this number i'll pay a reward mm-hmm and uh i
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: made it chime and then it showed me that someone
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: had picked it up looked at it i don't know
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: if they looked at it picked it up and then
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: put it back down weird it was like this ipad
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: was just accessed but then three days later delta hit
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: me they were like a device matching your description has
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: been found and then i paid for the shipping it's
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: coming oh nice no reward well.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: I guess the shipping is the reward so fedex collects
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: yeah pretty much they're getting the reward.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: I lost a pair of sunglasses in Tokyo while I
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: was getting my iPad back. Oh. One out, one in. Oh.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Were they nice sunglasses?
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The nicest ones I have. Oh.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Well, can you get them shipped from Tokyo?
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know where they are.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: What are they? The Jacques Marimage?
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Maybe they're at the Dua Lipa restaurant.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You're going to see Dua Lipa on a photo dump
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: wearing your sunglasses.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Imagine.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Imagine. Yeah, telling comedy on a stage. Telling one of
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: your jokes in one of your sunglasses. Gen Z is gaslighting.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: I just achieved Diamond Medallion on Delta.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: If Dua Lipa does that. So what's going on with
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Sebastian Menescalco? Why is everybody mad at him?
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Well, I guess there's a channel on Sirius that plays
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: comedians' tapes.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: I had, and I'm not making this up, I had
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: sent I had submitted for that a long, long time ago.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: And this last year, for the first time, I got
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: royalty payments for it. Guess how much I got paid?
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: $ 1, 000? $ 7.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: 89.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: That's not great.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think that means they played like three
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: seconds of a clip and then they were like, no,
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: take it down.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Pull it from the station.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Everyone just shut off their radio simultaneously. threw him out
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: the window we just lost 7 000 subscriptions were canceled
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: five seconds into listening to this raw dog clip of francis.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Ellis seven dollars doesn't buy you anything no seven or
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: a cup of coffee yeah is seven dollars yeah a
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: cup of black cold coffee is seven dollars definitely and
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: sebastian is taking that from you he's taking coffee out
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: of your kids mouths.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: I guess. Stop reminding me that I don't have children.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: I was never on this mixtape, but not that I
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: would have anything to be on there. But apparently, yeah,
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: apparently people were like, people that are on it a lot,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: they'd make like a good amount of money, like a
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: couple hundred bucks a month, 500 bucks a month, something
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: like that. And then Sebastian bought it and.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Just made it. Filled it with sand.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I mean, he filled it with better... tapes
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: essentially like you just put in like very established comedians
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: so people are pretty much like he probably.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: So established means better to you.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Wow no i guess not but holy shit i guess
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: i mean the thing is there's still a lot of
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: comedians on it i think there's still like 200 or
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: something yeah so.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Whereas there were 800.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah so he cut a lot of the people and
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: then he put in more successful comedians.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: And he put in a lot he's He's playing a
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: lot of classic comedians, many of whom have died.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like really old comedians.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, George Carlin and Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce, etc.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: So he shut down the college radio station to make
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: it a pop radio station.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Pretty much.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Or even more like a classics.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's what it is. It is like
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: a classics page.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: But I don't know. I mean, I guess I mean, yeah,
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: I guess he kind of fucked over like 500 comedians.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's probably just people are just pissed
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: that he's a comedian doing that.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it is a little bit of a
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: weird move for a comedian.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: I'm sure he just didn't even realize that that was
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: going to be a consequence of that.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably not.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: But I don't know.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: I heard about this before it was happening or like
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: there's going to be a big push to like call
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: him out.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I think that if a consulting firm came in and
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: did that, it would be like, okay, well, they would
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: be like, okay, there's going to be more Joan Rivers
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: and George Carlin on.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think if Sirius just made that decision, it
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: wouldn't be.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: A big deal.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: It's just the fact that he's a comedian I think
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: that people are probably pissed off at.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's not a good look for if you're
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: a comedian and you just lost 500 comedians money.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: That's kind of a tough look.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: But also.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Especially when it's like, I don't know what he's gaining
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: from it.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: If the channel does way better, though, with 300 as
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: opposed to 800.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: But how much better will it do? I can't imagine
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: there's going to be people now subscribing to Sirius.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: Think of this.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: Holy shit. Thank God that random comedian from the cellar's out.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: Now I get to listen to Joan Rivers.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Norman posited in a clip that I saw from him
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: that by them doing a lot of these dead comedians,
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: they don't have to pay royalties royalties to those people
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: and cutting from 800 to 300 means they're paying 500
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: fewer people royalties for the spin.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: But so but even that like so do you like
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: how much money could it possibly be that like if
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: there's if say half of the comedians on there can't
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: get royalties because they're dead which is probably more than
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: are actually dead then what Sebastian's making an extra like
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: 10 K a month.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: No, there's no way to know the metrics of that.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Cause I'm just one of like, I wouldn't have thought
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: that Sebastian Maniscalco buying a serious XM channel would have
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: been a lucrative decision at all.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: I just don't know why he would like, I don't
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: know what the, I doubt.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: He bought a channel. I bet he's getting paid to
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: have a channel.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe it's like Sebastian's picks. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's, like,
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: a Bruce Springsteen channel on Sirius. Yeah.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't, like, I don't know. Like, unless it's, like,
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: they're giving him, like, $ 100 million or some shit.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Sirius has real fucking money.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: Well, I know they gave, like, Alex Cooper all that money.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: They just paid the Giggly Squad girls, like, $ 120 million
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so maybe they just paid him a shit ton
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: of money or something.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: You ever see the Giggly Squad girls fucking driving in
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Lamborghinis on two wheels in Dubai and be like, I
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: should have gone on Summer House? You don't ever think that?
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: I just think that if I'd gone on Summer House,
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: I would have been like a one and done kind
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: of guy. I think I would have been a one
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: season and done.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: No, you would have like a falcon on your arm
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: with like a shake from Abu Dhabi. Yeah.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: You'd be at your house in Tokyo.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: That'd be cool.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: You'd just go back and buy the sunglasses factory out
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: of somewhere. If you'd done one season of Summer House,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: they'd fucking print money over there.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: Maybe so. What is the point where you get to
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: with your podcast where you got $ 100 million?
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: Well, you take where we're at and you multiply it
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: by $ 100 million. Then you're there.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: I just feel like we can't be that much smaller
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: than Giggly Squad.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Are you out of your goddamn mind?
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: For the money difference to be $ 150 million.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: That is.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: That's all the money.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: But there's something about women that can trick you into
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: buying something.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: That is true.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: They're the trickiest gender.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: That they can just trick you into buying something. And
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: if a woman's like, I got this blanket, and you're
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: going to be.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Like, I fucking need that. Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do sell.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: There's something about us that we just can't trick you
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: into buying a blanket.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: No. Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: The thing is, though, we can. Francis is one of
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: the most marketable men.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: And uh it's hard to believe I don't it's true
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: though it's true though Brancis they call.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: Him they call me Brancis but uh.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: For whatever reason and the difference is they went on
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: summer house and Francis decided not to.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah we would all be we all had we had
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: a shot we would all be we had a real
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: shot at that 150 golden toilets yeah we would be
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: so 50 each 50 a piece All you had to
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: do was go on Summer House.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, if only.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: You probably would have 50 kids right now if you
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: went on Summer House. You'd be living on one of
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: those family compounds.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: I'm going to take the golf cart over to my
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: youngest's house.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Living like Anthony Edwards.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: That is a dream. That could be you. I'm fucking pissed.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: I got to get on Summer House. Yeah. so bad.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: You should. They probably have a couple openings. They probably
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: have a couple spots.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: Probably, yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Or Southern Tri.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: I just gotta get on GLP-1s, too. No, you need
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: to get on the.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Joey Swolve You need to see if Joey Swole will
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: donate his body to science and then see if he
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: has one more heart incident, if you could just move
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: into the body like a hermit crab.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just a perfect transition.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you just scuttle in there. Yeah, that would
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: be awesome. Put my brain in Swole's frame and see
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: if I could get on Summer House so I can
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: get 150 mil. I would do that.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: I would do a full swap with Swole.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Or become an AI. A soul swap?
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Isn't that a Disney movie? I think if you became
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: a full... AI influencer, that'd be good too.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, I could try it.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Just put a girl, put that girl's body on your jokes.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Maybe you try it i'm gonna put my face on
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: that influencer creator.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: App francis i think something that could cure your ails
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: is um opening a boutique bakery i think where you
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: would have to get up at your normal four o'clock
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: hour and just fucking bake for six hours Because you
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: could perfect something. You could get like your kitschy small
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: town itch. And then you could also, it would be
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: more than a hobby.
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  Speaker 4: You know what? It's weird. I don't feel sad. I
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: don't feel depressed. I just feel like totally confused about
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: what to do. I think I've voiced this before and
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: I don't even care. Like I don't need this to
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: get into it or solve it. I just, uh, I
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: just look around sometimes at like what I'm doing and
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what a fucking waste of time. Do you
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: ever feel that way, Harry? Never. Everything you do is
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: intentional and making progress? Yes. That's not true.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: Well, I try to do as little as I can.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: So when I do things, it's very intentional.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: I love that. What a great philosophy. It's not about
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: adding more. It's about taking things away so that the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: things become really, really.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: You lower your standard for yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So that if you do one thing a day, all
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: of a sudden you've had a big day. Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: You do your one thing and you're like, I am gassed.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: How many waking hours do you have? Because I worry
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: there'd be too many hours of me in the day
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: of being awake.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, I wake up around like 8 or 9
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: and I go to bed around midnight to 2 a.m.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Boy, you don't sleep that much. No. I guess, I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: don't know, midnight to eight hours, that's fine. Nine hours? Yeah.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: That's plenty.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: It's usually somewhere between six to eight hours.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's not so bad.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: No. It's not too good, though. I think you could
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: do better.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: I'm fine with it.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I think a little bit more rest would help you out.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Me and Gary Vee can function off of minimal sleep.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Don't even put yourself in the same sentence as Vee. Why?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: You're just not.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Couple go-hards.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, Gary Vee would tell you you're just a
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: baby right now.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, I am.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: World's my oyster.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Well, you're Gary Vee before he even became Gary Vee, basically.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: World's my massive oyster. My massive sliced in half oyster.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: I looked up fishing stores in Tokyo. There were two
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: or three of them. And they had some fly fishing stuff.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: And I wanted to see if they had, you know,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: gear that was specific to Japan. But it just looked
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: like they sold all the regular stuff.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how big... Fly fishing is out there.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: I think there's fly fishing in Japan.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Probably not in Tokyo, but if you get out there.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Not too far out, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: That would be sick.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: They probably have nice rivers and streams.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what kind of fish they got
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: out there.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I think a massive failing of Tokyo is not having
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: more infrastructure built on that nice river that they have
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: or bay or whatever the fuck it is.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: The one that has all the cherry blossom trees on it?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, that one's nice, but I'm saying the one, the
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: like main riverway like in downtown.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Or is that a bay or river? Whatever. I think
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: they should build it up like Chongqing. Is that in China?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Do they have all the shit on the river? It
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: should be like Chongqing. That's an excuse really to say Chongqing,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I think it's just hard to focus with
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: the Russian plague making its way overseas as we speak.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Right. Right. I don't have anything to add.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: I would love a good quarantine.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I think honest it was it would be fun. But
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I think that we're at the point where so many
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: people had such an adverse reaction to the aftermath of
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: the last one where they're like, what? Like they were
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: fucking duping us. That if another one happened, there'd be
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: so many people who are like, I'm not falling for
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: that shit again.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: And then they'd be just outside no matter what.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you're right.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: The death toll.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: But what if, I mean, they're saying this one would
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: have a 0% survival rate. Like, what if it was that?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: Do you think we would have to, like, would you
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: go inside or would you go back out?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I'll go up to Francis's upstate spot with my children. Oh, really?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Francis, where would you go?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: I don't really need to live that much longer. Oh, man.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: But if the world ends.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: What am I hanging on for?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if there's a 0% survival rate.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: What's the point of my coffee at that point? Yeah.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, if it's truly a 0% survival rate, then
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: I think there's not really any point in quarantining.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: Like, we're fucked.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: No, there's always a survival rate. 0% if it's untreated.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: And they already have the treatment?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: I think it's just like antibiotics.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: Okay. So it seems like this will be pretty manageable then.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: I'm staying out. Just take an antibiotic. You're good. I
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: think Francis would be- Do probiotics help?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think if you just have some kimchi, you'll
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: be good. If you drink the mother. I think that, Francis,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: if you got into an I Am Legend situation, that
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: might be really nice. You just hear the dust of
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: the- storms whipping through a decrepit city and then in
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: the background it's just you like grinding up some coffee
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: beans or something before you go out and be nice
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: walk your german shepherd.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: That would be sick maybe i think that what's the
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: downside loneliness.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: But you already have that yes but what will we
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: do with the podcast like what we do remote or
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: what like if there was a if we had to
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: all leave because of the plague.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: We're just out in gas masks No, we would all
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: still come in.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: We'd go, but we'd come in.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: We'd still have to come in.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: Interesting. See, I don't know if I love that.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, if we're quarantining, I'm not trying to be
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: coming in.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: So we'll do it in Astoria?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: You're not coming into my place with your germs.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I'm coming into your place.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: No, you're not. Yes, I am.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Brother, I'm coming to Astoria.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: We're going to move the podcast remote for the time being,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: just until the plague kind of calms down.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, just looking at these pants, what percentage do you
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: think is wool versus cashmere? I'm giving you a hint
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: that those are the two ingredients. I'm going to go 50-50. Ron,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: no touching. You got to just look. I'm going 50-50.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: You got to eyeball them.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: It's wool and cashmere?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Wool and cashmere.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: It's 60-40 cashmere to wool.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: I think it's 53-47. Which one? More wool than cashmere.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I smoked you.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: You don't even know pants.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Those are the thickest corduroys I've ever seen in my life.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: I know. The tracks are a little. Thick ass stripes.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: It's like if this were pasta, it'd be too thick.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's homemade pasta. It's not angel hair. It's the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: big fat udon noodles.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. devil's tail pasta.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: That's thick as hell. I would love that. Except if
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: you fall asleep on that.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Now you can give them a feel. Feel those pants.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: That's so nice.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: That's Japanese?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: That's not what you thought it was, is it? No,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: it's not. It's soft as hell. Harry, get over here.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: I already felt earlier.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: No, you didn't.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: Come on now.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: I already got my hands on them.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: This is part of the game. All right.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I've been thinking about getting into the like performance art
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: world or like art world.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, sure.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I know my first exhibit is going to be called
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Macro Plastics. Oh, it's going to be like people wearing
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: like shirts that are like fully made of like plastic,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: not just like a little bit of plastic, but just
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: like a fucking full Lego top. love shirts and skirts
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: i think that it could fucking go nuclear in the
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: art world.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: I like that fuck with that kind of like uh
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: like that kanye west music video well so this was
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: done before this was.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: Done i was sort of gonna say it almost sounds
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: a little bit like the derelict show from zoolander yeah
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: like this wrong.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: No no that ain't plastic i'm talking about plastic what
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: do you think that is That's not plastic. That has
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: a soft fabric feel. That's probably like a.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: It probably has a soft fabric feel on the outside,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: but what do you think? It's all fabric?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: That's probably like a 63 to.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: You think he's wearing a couch on him?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: 37 blend.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: I would assume that's mostly a plastic shell.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about something that's actually plastic on the outside
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: that's shiny plastic.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: So pretty much just this with no fabric on the outside.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I'm talking like twiggy... 60s inspired British looking PVC pipe clothing.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: So like this, but with no fabric on the outside?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, basically. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: What are you guys going to be for Halloween?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Calvin and Hobbes, probably.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: Probably Calvin and Hobbes. That's the two of you together?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: We're all Hobbes Hobbes and Hobbes and Hobbes We should
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: do an episode Hobbes and Hobbes and Hobbes Or what
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: if we did like Hobbes and Shaw But it was
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: like Instead of the guys from Fast and Furious One
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: of them is from Calvin and Hobbes Oh I like
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: that So it's like Vin Diesel and Hobbes from.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: Calvin Calvin and Hobbes I mean, I would definitely do
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: three Calvins, three Hobbs, maybe one Calvin, two Hobbs, two Hobbs,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: one Calvin. I'm really fine with any mix.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: How about Calvin, Hobbs, and Shaw? Okay.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: Who's Shaw?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Francis.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: And who's Calvin and who's Hobbs?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: I'll be Shaw.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: I got to watch Hobbs and Shaw. Hopefully I watch
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: that on the flight to England.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: Shaw swole.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Shaw rule. That'll be nice. I.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I got back to church this weekend. It was so nice. Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: It was about time.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Love that. About time.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Nice. Good meeting to talk to you about that. Yeah,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Well, your silence has been deafening up to this point.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: But it was the Feast of St.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: Francis.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: We've been waiting for you.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw you guys both there.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: Kept the pew warm. Kept the pew warm.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: You guys were singing in the choir up in the galley.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: But it was the Feast of St. Francis of Assisi. Yep.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Are you familiar with him?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: I sure am.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Francis of assisi do you know about him that's the
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: man for whom i was named were you actually yeah really.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah well my a friend of mine my parents friend
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: had already chosen to name their kid francis after uh
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: saint francis of a pussy so.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I was after francis a little bit love that more masculine.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's a little less on the nose i didn't
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: know that's where your name came from now.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: My name was after my uncle who was named after
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: Probably the saint.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Francis of Assisi.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: I would think so, yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, it probably definitely comes back to the saint
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: at some point.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Francis of Assisi, when you were named Francis in that time,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: it just meant a guy from France. It was like Francis-ish.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: Is what the word means.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Francis-ish.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Francis of Assisi.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: And that's Greek?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Francis?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. My name is- And that's Latin origin?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: An adjective?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. For someone who's kind of like- Kind of France.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: And in that way, it is the perfect name for you.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: You are Francis.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I like that. Francis. Francis. Francis.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Francis Elish?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: You kind of are.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: That can't be what it's from.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: No, there's no way.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Why would the priest lie at church? I don't know.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Francis Eilish? Billy's gay younger brother?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Francis Eilish?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: Francis Eilish?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: They said that Francis of Assisi became a saint just
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: because he was a rich Italian dude and all of
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: his friends liked to party and he just didn't like
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: to party that much. And they're like, this guy's a saint.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: So he was like, I'm going to have to become
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: a saint now?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: No, they're like, oh my God, he doesn't even like
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: to party that much. You're a fucking saint.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: Well, that would mean that Harry's a saint.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: He stopped drinking. I party.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: You're basically a saint.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: But I still party.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Not really.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: All the time.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: No, your boys came and you were like, I can't.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: I'm a saint.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: When was the last time you partied even a little bit?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: Last night.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was partying.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: No, you weren't.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, define partying.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Doing cocaine alone. Yeah, last night.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: It seems like ketamine is kind of making a big comeback.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a thing when I was younger.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't a thing when I was either.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: Ketamine.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: It's like all of a sudden it's making a big,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: big comeback. Ron, talk to us a little bit about it.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: It was a thing when I was younger. Was it really?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: It existed.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, I wouldn't have known. I would have been
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: afraid to try it.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Here's my question. Ketamine, poor tranquilizer.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: They mix it with cocaine too what do they and
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: they call it something there's.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: A name for that how are there that many pills
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: of horse tranquilizer laying around.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: Because if you think about it like one of them
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: probably equals like 50 lines of ketamine.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Like is there a sackler family for horses yeah definitely
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: there's just like a sackler family that's pumping out horse
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: trank yeah horse tranquilizer Maybe we should crack down on them.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: So is it like a super strong benzo? Is it
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: like if you snorted Xanax or something like that?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: Ketamine?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Or is it like a psychedelic?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: No, it kind of just takes the horizon of the
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: room from here and puts it right here.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's cool.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: It's kind of nice.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: No, that doesn't sound cool.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: So it kind of just fucks with your vision a
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: little bit?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just changes the aspect ratio a little bit.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: They're saying that's what it looks like?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: Ketamine addict warns of drugs dot dot dot.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Effects used now for as a treatment for depression psychosis
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: all these things and.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know about all that though like people are
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: like oh i did the ketamine treatment i feel so
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: much better it's like yeah because you're we were high
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: on drugs no wonder you feel good i.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: Think there's more to it than that i think on
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: this case that somehow it has been proven to have
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: incredibly efficacious results but you know, to your point, who knows?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: No, no, I do.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: Did you see Gary Goldman's special, the great depression?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: Uh, I don't think so.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: That was really good. He talks about how he was
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: like catatonically depressed and in the fetal position in his bed,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: couldn't leave his room for days.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: And went to a hospital, like a psych ward, checked
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: himself in and his wife checked him in or whatever. And, um,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: That he went on a ketamine drip and it like
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: changed his life. Interesting. Maybe it rewires your brain or something.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: One of those things. I don't know. I've never tried it.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: I don't really have any plans to. It kind of
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: scares the shit out of me. But I was with someone.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: Apparently they're using 12 light beers for.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: 12 light beers to cure depression too.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: It's short.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: It's fast acting, not long lasting though.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: Sitting in a hospital chair. You need one more. You've
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: only had 11.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Big boy. Finish your beers.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: I don't want any more. I'm so full.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Finish your beer. Tilt your head back. Yeah, it works
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: for that temporary.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. People have it in a nasal spray.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: I have seen that. Yeah, I've heard of that.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: If they just had cocaine in a nasal spray, I
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: think it would be much more universally acceptable.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: I've seen that.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Cocaine just seems acceptable.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: I've seen someone who made a nasal spray that had
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: cocaine in it.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Very innovative tech there.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe cocaine is like hunting where like it, maybe it
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: should be a little bit hard to do. You know
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: If the, if the meats just delivered to your doorstep,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: what's from stopping, what's stopping you from doing like 12
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: fucking squirts of the nasal spray.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: What if you wake up one day and you have like,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: you have like a stuffy nose and you're looking for
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: the flow days and you're on, you're on ketamine and
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: cocaine all of a sudden.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Back in my Coke days, you know, what stopped
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: me was I never, I didn't always have like a mirror. Yeah,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: of course. Or, you know, a credit card or whatever.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Right. If you only have cash.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: I'm going to make one of those wallets, but it's
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: going to have a built-in mirror for cocaine. It's going
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: to be called Coke Wallet.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Or a Swiss Army Mirror.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: Let's pivot ASAP to Coke Wallet. Yeah.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: I think that's our new route.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: All right, everybody. People know how to get where they
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: need to go. What they don't know how to do
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: is cocaine. In public. In public. Out of their back pocket.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: Introducing Coke Wallet. wallet you know it has like a
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: little like it has like a little hidden compartment for
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: the cocaine and then it has like a mirror that
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: pops out perfect yeah so it's kind of just like
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: your to-go box.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that something like that has been invented by
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: like British hooligans. Yeah, probably. Soccer fans.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Probably. I'm also sure that a lot of women's wallets
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: have mirrors in them for like doing makeup. Oh.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: That's what women might have to go back to navigation.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Women want you to think that.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: We're getting away from who we truly are here.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: The women are just doing cocaine.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: As a shareholder, I don't know what happened there. I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: didn't like the directions of this meeting.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: Private equity got involved. They're taking us in a different direction.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: The women are just obsessed with cocaine.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: We were never in this for money.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: We were in this to change the world.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: Did I tell you guys that I watched Pretty Woman
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: and The Empire Strikes Back on the plane over? No.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: Both great movies though. Yeah.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: What a great... I'd never seen Pretty Woman. I'd never
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: seen it.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, I've never seen it either. I was thinking of
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: Little Woman with Timothee Chalamet.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Little Woman is the one about the midget prostitute. Right.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: Who's swole. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: It is a good movie.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: Little.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: pretty woman it was yeah fantastic what one's that it's.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Julie roberts and richard gear and she's a.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: She's a hooker yeah oh wow i've never never seen
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: it i'll have to check.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: But he falls in love with her it's interesting because
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: she she's i thought maybe she i thought they would
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: maybe kind of like gloss over and make her this
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: like elegant prostitute but no she's a she's.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: The real deal through and through yeah yeah look in
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: the corner.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah interesting What was the movie Trading Places? Did that
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: come out before Pretty Woman?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: That's the one where Richard Gere's the prostitute and she's.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: The king of Africa.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Trading Places, I think it's like Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: But Jamie Lee Curtis is a prostitute in that one.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, is that so?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: Really? I didn't know that. I didn't know Jamie Lee
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: Curtis had that in her.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, she does.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: I believe that she has some full frontal nudity in
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: that movie.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: That's my favorite kind.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: I don't like full back nudity.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: No, I hate it.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: It might be partial frontal nudity. Full rear. Full rear nudity.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: No, I think it might just be partial nudity.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Still a great flick, but I just can't believe this
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: many women were so keen to be prostitutes. But I
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: was listening to a podcast on the neighborhood I'm going
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: to be staying in London, and it was a prostitution area,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: a big prostitution area in the 1700s.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: I think a lot of areas of England are.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: A lot of prostitution over there.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: A lot of crime, a lot of prostitution. But they were,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: in this podcast, they were making it seem like love
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: didn't come out until the 1700s.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: The concept of love wasn't even around, like, until the 1700s.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: It was an 18th century conceit. I could see that, honestly.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Is that, like, Like, oh, I love someone. There's like
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: chemistry and social compatibility.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you're growing up in the 1600s, like
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: shit's pretty intense.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: But hold on a second.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: You don't got a lot of time to be thinking
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: about chemistry.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: When was Shakespeare theoretically alive?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Tyler, could you look that up? Was it the 1400s?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: Maybe it was like the 16th or the 17th. Maybe
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: it was 17th. No, see, like, there you go, 1564. So, like,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: he wrote Romeo and Juliet, which was rife with love.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: Huh. So, are you telling me this podcast, are you
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: telling me the rest is history, the podcast is fucking
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: lying to me? Well, I don't know.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Maybe it was just a fictionalized concept, and then it
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: actually became real.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't ring as true, that love didn't come
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: out until the 1700s. But at the time, I was
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: forced to take it. These guys had British accents. I
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: was forced to take it as gospel.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: As one does. I've raised this question before, but I've
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: never understood how in the age of prostitution and brothels
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: being as common a visiting place as the local bar,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: how did they prevent constant pregnancy because I don't think
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: that they.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Had I learned about this they didn't sheepskin no they
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: didn't prevent it so women some women would be at
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: the brothel and it's like if you were a fertile
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: woman getting fucked that much you're gonna have kids and
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: they're gonna grow up in the brothel you're gonna have
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: like if you have daughters they'll grow up in the
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: brothel or the brothel boys yeah and people are born
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: into a life of I was.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: Born in a brothel yeah Yeah, I grew up... I
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: lived in a brothel until I was 18. I never
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: shared that with you guys.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: I was brothel school.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: That's why you're always around so many women. Sewing circle.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: They're just getting called to fuck in between.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: Lost my virginity at six.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: No, Sass is a sex worker. No. No, you didn't know?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: I had to tag in.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I used to be.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: My mom was having my brother, so... I gave up
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: my body.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: They said that it was so much more common at
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: the time. Like there was an account of this guy
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: who had like six or seven daughters and he was
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: like writing to someone being like, yeah, some of my
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: women are going to like, some of my daughters are
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: going to be forced into whoredom because I only have
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: money for like, like three dowries. And it's like, if
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: you have like to marry someone off, you have to
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: give money with the daughter. So it's like, I only
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: have money for three dowries and, at least like three
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: or four of my daughters are going to have to
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: be prostitutes.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: It's kind of sad that he couldn't just be like, well,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: maybe I should just make each daughter have a smaller
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: dowry and make them marry a poorer guy instead of like, yeah,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: the first three are going to get everything and then
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: the rest are going to be whores.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, whoredom. I've never heard that word before.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Whoredom.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: Forced into whoredom.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: It's like when you have an auction draft for your
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: fantasy football team and you spend all $ 98 on Jameer Gibbs.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: It's like, I have $ 2 left. I can get Khalil Shakir.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: There's nothing left.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Over for the rest of the dowry. It's brutal, though.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: But they said that there was different levels of whoredom.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: So it's like some whores were like the high-end courtesan
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: of like– flourishing member of society.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: Escorts. And then some just had OnlyFans sites.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: Some were doing AI stand-up on OnlyFans.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Exactly. It was a fascinating topic though. They published a book.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: There was like a book of like the 400 like
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: top horse in the area.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Like a directory. And they all had like a little
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: bit of a description about them.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: And there was this one famous woman, like this famous,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: like high end hooker that wanted to get into the book.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: So she had to get an exam from a doctor
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: to be vetted, to make sure she had no like
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: venereal diseases. So she could be approved to be a
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: member of this book. And she signed a contract being like,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: basically like, If it turns out you're lying about any
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: of this, you have to pay the publisher $ 20 or something,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: which I guess was.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of money.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: A lot of cash back in the day. Yeah. Fascinating.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: That is interesting.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: So that's where I'm staying in England.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: Fuck yeah. Are you going to go to the whorehouses?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to go to the.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: Like go visit the old ones?
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: I was looking... I was trying to find where they
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: were exactly. Yeah. Area called the Strand in Covent Gardens.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: The Strand.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: The Strand is... That's where Shakespeare was. Was he?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that where the Globe Theater was?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: The Strand?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: Stratford-on-Avon.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? That's a lot of history in one area.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: We're just here and the whores.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: This is kind of just us showing that we're multidimensional.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: We could talk about the stuff that's going on in comedy.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: We could talk about- History of saints and whores.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, whoredom is essentially acting, if you think about it.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: We can talk about high-level ideas. Yeah, rename this street Broadway.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: I'm wrong about the Strand. That's not where... Stratford-on-Avon is
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: the name of the area, and that's where the Globe
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: Theater is. But I thought there was some connection between
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: Shakespeare and the Strand.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunate.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: The Strand East. norman's playing the strand strand bookstore let's
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  Speaker 1: see maybe that's what we're thinking yeah it could be
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: We've done enough.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: We will see you guys next week. Thank you for listening.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be on the road coming up soon.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: I'm going to Columbus, I think, next week for a
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: one nighter and then in Baltimore and Lexington later this month.
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  Speaker 5: So check those out on my website or on Punch
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: Up Live. Thank you. Anything else, fellas? All right.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: Goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: Goodbye.