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Episode 40: Dog Phrenology · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Time to leave your worries outside and join us here in the treehouse. I'm
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Dan, O'Malley, joined by tree Trendholme and our very special friend in today's
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guest, the rock and Roll attorney Ever Newton. Hello, Everett, Hey,
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what's up, guys. Good to hear from you and d Well.
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I don't see you right now, but it's good to hear your sweet voice.
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Well, I don't know about the sweet part. I'm glad. I'm
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glad to have you in the treehouse. Good to be here. As always.
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It's been a minute. So in the the last episode ever we had,
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we had our friend rash Arma on and I'm still in town by the
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way, so you and I still need to go grab sushi. I've not
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forgotten, but there was I was. I was telling Raj and Trey a
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few of the things I have not missed about living state side. There are
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a number of things I do miss don't get me wrong, you know,
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only having to go to one grocery store to get everything on my list and
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a few other things. But I forgot there were a couple of things I
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have not missed about state Side living, or really, I guess North Texas
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specific living and one of them is construction slash landscaping crews making ungodly amounts of
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noise at seven thirty in the morning. I don't have that in my house.
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It's Thomas. No. No, you have chickens crowing starting at the
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crack of dawn. Yeah, but we have storm windows that muffle out a
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lot of those chicken noises. When you stayed at our house. When you
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stayed at our house a few months ago, did any chicken ever wake you
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up? Did any rooster crow ever rustle you from your slumber? You know,
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I can't say specifically, but no, it did not. There there
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is. Okay, but Daniel will let me ask you this question. Dany
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you ten, are you have you been sleeping a little bit later since you've
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been Stateside? Yes? But okay, because I think it's because you're there's
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some subconscious thing when you start hearing chickens are roosters crowing that you get up.
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It is not a chicken related It is not a chicken related thing at
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all, mister Turnholm. In fact, what it is it's twofold number one.
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The blackout curtains we have at our airbnb in Dallas right now are actually
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pretty good compared to the curtains I've gotten Saint Thomas. So it's some sunlight
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pours in in Saint Thomas very early, by the way, and stuff wakes
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me up. Drawback of living in Paradise is you know that sun comes over
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the water and floge flooge your bedroom window. Yeah, it's a real bitch,
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you know. But also you don't hear rooster's growing. Well, I
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don't hear them anyway. The other reason, the other reason I think it's
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because I'm sleeping a little bit later here is because I think I think I'm
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getting the real melatonin here versus the island melatonin. It's more of a question
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mark as far as the dosage, Like it says five milligrams, but it
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might be more like one, whereas like the five milligrams I got at CVS
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or Walgreens the other day here feels more like a ten. I mean,
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it's like there many a couple of times I've had, like I think it
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was yesterday morning, I had the sleep crud in my eyes so bad I
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had to heal them open on my left eyelid. Yeah, that counterfeit and
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melotonin. It's no joke. And you know, it's it's it's it's a
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somewhat of a concern living, you know, on an island. Is some
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of the stuff you get. You wonder, Okay, how's the efficacy of
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some of these medicines, especially because the melotonin that I've been buying lately,
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So I've been getting most of my over the counter medicines from Kmart and it's
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hard to argue at the price. I mean, I don't know if it's
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a blue light special every day, but my melotonin at the at there's two
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kmarts on Saint Thomas. The one I go to the melotonin costs like four
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dollars. That's probably because it's you know, there's a kmart. There's a
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kmart warehouse somewhere in the state side because they've all closed here, you know.
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I mean, your melotonin might be ten years old, but yeah,
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it's cheap, or it may not even be melotonin. I don't know what.
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I don't know what it is, but I know that it does help
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a little bit, but it doesn't seem to be as strong as the Texas
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melatonin. So you're gonna pack a separate suitcase filled with nothing but melatonin to
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take back with you. I've actually considered it. Yeah, I've actually considered
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it greatly. You know, there are some things we are like, um,
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now we're planning on taking back with us type of a situation, and
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you know if if you know, certain things are cheaper here than yeah,
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we're gonna you know, kind of stuff a suitcase a little bit. So
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that's a no. What do you mean that's a no? Well, you
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said, well, I'm gonna try to It sounded very wishy washy. Well
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I haven't. I haven't started shopping yet for the return trip. We still
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don't go back for another or for another couple of weeks. So I'm not.
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I'm not. It's not front of mine just yet. I think there's
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a zero chance that you go back to Saint Thomas with a suitcase full of
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melatonin tray, a suitcase full. No, but you know, hell if
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nothing else, Dan, I have someone I'll give you to take back because
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I can't take it. So you can't take melatonin. It doesn't work on
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me. In factually, it keeps me up. It's the most frustrating thing
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ever. Is this what happens when you stop drinking. It's like certain things
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that are supposed to do that are supposed to have one reaction have the opposite
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or something. Melatonin has never worked on me. And melatonin and what was
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what was the original sleeping pill that made everyone nuts? GHB. No,
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ambient. Ambient doesn't work on me either, So it just leaves me in
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this zombie like state where I can't sleep and just laying there. It's it
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sucks, I do know, and no trust me. I've I've flew,
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flew and from flying from Dallas to London and uh yeah, they're especially going
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there. I remember, Yeah, ambien and alcohol and I still couldn't sleep.
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But man, ambient mess is ambien still a thing because I haven't heard
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anyone. I've not heard any recent ambience stories in years. And they used
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to be what it was it the it was the mid two thousands. Ambient
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was like everyone was trying ambient. If anyone had any problems sleeping, boom,
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just go take some ambient. The problem with it was you might be
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asleep, but then at some point you would quasi wake up and then do
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stuff in the middle of the night that you didn't remember because your conscious self
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was asleep. Yeah. I had a client in a DBI case one time
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who got up in the middle of the night, left her husband behind,
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still in her panties, got in her car and started driving down thirty and
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got pulled over. Well, this was I feel like I've heard way worse.
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Well, and then she pulled out an axe and murdered several people.
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All right, I would be bad. Okay, did you get her off
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of that that ticket? No, that's it was a DWI and he was
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clearly intoxicated. And yeah, well it's it's kind of hard to argue that
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case in court when they show the video and she's not wearing any pants,
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yeah, and acting a little bit off, But I mean, I have
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no doubt of her story. Unfortunately, it's not a legal defense because at
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that point it still is driving under the influence. Speaking of which, a
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quick question Everett, for you as the Rock and Roll attorney. Is there
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really a difference between d WI and d UI, Because I hear some people
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will say it. You know, it's like, obviously DWI would be alcohol,
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DUI would be something else. Is there really a difference or is it
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just a matter of people just using the two and interchanging them. Well,
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it's a good question, and the answer is it depends that's a short answer.
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The long answer is what we call DWI, some other states referred to
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as DUI. But to make it more confusing, we also have the offense
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of DUI, which in Texas is if you are under the age of twenty
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one and you are found to have a detectable amount of alcohol in your system,
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that's it's a Class C misdemeanor. And the reason for that laws if
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you're under twenty one, you're not supposed to drink at all. So if
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you're drinking at all and driving, that's an offense. Whereas if you're over
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twenty one in Texas you can drink, you just can't drink to the point
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of intoxication. So it's not automatically offense to have had something to drink and
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then drive, but again only if you're intoxicated. So we have DUIs which
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are different from DUIs, and other states we have dwis, which are typically
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analogous to DUIs in other states. So fating stuff, But well, no,
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I mean, it's I ask you because I'm genuinely curious, and that's
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That's one of the things that makes certain laws difficult to know to understand,
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is because different states have different versions of whether what are supposed to be same
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or similar laws, and that adds to the confusion. Yeah, absolutely it
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does, so Everett, if they if they suspected, let's say you were
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taking a prescription medication or something, and pulled you over because they thought,
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you know, you were driving erratically, would that fall under DWI or would
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they charge you with a DUI. Well, that would be a DWI.
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You can only get a DUI in Texas if you're under twenty one, okay,
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yeah, and have a detectable amount of alcohol in your system. So
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yeah, any any offense that involves impairment is going to be a DWI irrespective.
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So if you're under twenty one and the police are alleging not only that
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you had a detectable amount of alcohol, but that you were in fact,
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at the next level i e. Intoxicated, they would then charge you with
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DWI, as they would someone over twenty one who's alleged to be intoxicated.
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I for one, still feel I don't want to say, you know,
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blessed, because that seems weird to you know, to put on the lord
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umuh, fortunate, lucky, stupid as well to have never to have never
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been popped for a DWY because I've had I've, like like most people that
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that have had any amount of alcohol in their lives, at some point,
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you know you've driven and you shouldn't have. And in my case, I've
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done it a handful of times where I shouldn't have. Where I'm you know,
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you know, I'm I'm you know, one eyeing it down seventy five
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and I don't know what the correlation would be because I didn't have a you
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know, a breathalyzer in front of me. But the level of drunkenness that
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I remember a couple of times where I should not have been driving was how
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many lanes I'm trying to stay in the middle of So like like at the
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time, let's go back to early two thousands, going south on seventy five
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from Forest Lane, get on the highway at Forest Lane going south on seventy
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five towards downtown Dallas, and there was already I think four lanes at that
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time on seventy five. But the other problem was I saw eight lanes,
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so I'm trying to stay in like the middle, the middle two. So
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that's how I was able to gauge. Okay, this is how This is
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how bad I am, because they're supposed to be four lanes, but I'm
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now seeing eight. So I don't know if that meant I was two over
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or you know, whatever it was, because again I didn't have a breathalyzer.
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But obviously that's bad. So in your drunken state, they finally finished
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in addition to construction crews and lawn crews that I at like seven thirty
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in the morning, that I did not miss about, you know, living
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in Dallas, living in North Texas in general. The other thing I have
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not missed is the is the goddamn heat we have. We have that,
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yeah, I mean it's look, it's been hot in Texas before. I
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lived in Texas for you know, thirty years, over thirty years, and
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it really really is a thing where if you go away from a place,
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even for a little while, and you come back, you have like I
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feel like, I feel like I've adjusted a little bit so to to my
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new climate. So coming back to a hot Texas summer, it really does
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feel a little bit hotter because I'm not as used to it as I used
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to be. I feel like I'm melting when I go outside. Well,
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yeah, I mean a heat wave in the islands as we in the nineties,
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Yeah, low nineties, like who is ninety two? And the heat
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in decks might might get on a really bad day during a really bad heat
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wave. It did, like a month or so ago, the heat in
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decks was like a hundred. But you still have a trade wind to cool
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things off. It still feels fine in the shade in Texas right now when
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the high is one hundred and three, the heat in decks is a thousand,
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and you can try to, you know, hide in the shade a
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little bit, but it's still hot in the shade. It's oppressive. Yes,
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it is an oppressive heat, so much so that I even learned what
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the heat dome is this year. And I don't think i'd ever heard of
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the heat dome. I don't know if they had always existed in meteorology and
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they just never really told us, you know, viewers about it or listeners
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about it, you know, as far as the weather guy's on TV,
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whether it's you know, Delkas or Henry or Andrews or whatever. I don't
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remember hearing about a heat dome until till like a few weeks ago. What
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is a heat dome? Thank you, I'm glad you asked. A heat
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dome occurs when stationary high pressure with warm air combines with warmer than usual air
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in the Gulf of Mexico and heat from the sun that is nearly directly overhead.
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That's according to Texas State climatologist John Nielsen Gammon. He goes on to
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say, by the time we get into the middle of summer, it's hard
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to get the hot air aloft. If it's going to happen. This is
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the time of year, it will. He also said July and August don't
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have as much sunlight because the sun is retreating from the summer. Soul Just
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why can't we get the heat aloft heat rises. I don't understand that either.
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I guess it's because that's a hang on, the heat from the sun
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and the combines with warmer air hang on. I'm sciencing by the time we
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get to the middle of summer, it's hard to get the hot air aloft.
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I guess because it's so hot it doesn't actually go anywhere. Yeah,
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there's no colder air that's pushing it up. Yeah. Or perhaps it's just
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hot all the way to purple. Could be it just doesn't matter. It's
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like, you know, you know, like like space is, you know,
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is is. I don't don't know what the exact temperature of space is,
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but it's very, very cold. So basically it's all the way up,
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you know, to where the billionaires fly in their space planes. Um,
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it's hot from all the way they're down. I guess that's the heat
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dome. Can we abolish the heat dome into constitutional amendment? You know what?
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I'm sure, I'm sure you could pass a resolution if you were to
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propose is one on the floor. It might be one of the few things
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that are that our legislatures might actually agree on right now, is that they
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wouldn't agree on it, but they'd at least hold a bunch of hearings and
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posture for the cameras for a couple of weeks and and hold up, hold
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up photos and video of one hunter by getting a blowjob, and say,
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this is what's contributing to the heatwave. This is why it's so hot around
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here. It's because of this guy. His laptop is overeating. I have
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never been more disgusted with our political leaders though. The thing is, though,
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is that Republican Democrat, whatever it is, even living libertarian, green
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Barty, whatever everyone would agree is hot. The problem is the why and
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the how. That's that's where everyone draws lines in the sand. Me,
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for one, I'm just gonna wait for Jason Aldeen to tell me what it's
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like in a small town as far as hot and cold, and then I'll
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formative thing. So I don't I don't miss the oppressive heat of Texas and
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the heat gnome, but I will say this, I don't miss all the
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shootings, you know where I live Now, keep in mind, shooting still
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happen, it's just not as many. Well there's not as many people down
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there, all right. Yeah, I guess it could be just a pure
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percentage thing, but the sheer volume feels less. I live on an island
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with roughly fifty thousand people as opposed to five million, So yeah, I
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guess, you know, it might just be a perceived thing versus you know,
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actual math. Speaking of shootings, have you heard the news about a
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Keeb Talib's brother, And I'm going to screw up the pronunciation of his name,
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I'm sure, but it's spelled y aqub, I believe, So I'm
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gonna call him you a cube or it sounds better than yakub. Yeah,
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I mean, I truly have no idea how to pronounce it, so I'm
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just giving it my best shot. Was this the guy that shot and killed
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like another football coach at a like at a kid's football game, Yes,
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in front of all the kids and the parents, And I remember there,
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Yeah, I remember that story. I think it was was it like two
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years ago that that had happened in Dallas? I think it was only a
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year ago? Oh wow? Or not? Yeah, it's it's fairly recent
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but a key delete for people who don't know, was a very good cornerback
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in the NFL for many years. And anyways, brother shot and killed another
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coach at this youth football event. I would say allegedly, but I think
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he's already played and been coned. Is that the Is that the new information
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about the story? Yeah, I read that he's taken a plea deal,
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so I've got to believe that that means he's pled. He's going to be
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sentenced next month, I think August seventh, So yeah, he he took
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a deal for thirty seven years. Jesus, that was the plea. Well,
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I mean there's so on murder. There's a halftime requirement, which means
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he's eligible for parole in eighteen and a half years. I think he's thirty
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nine, so you know, fifty seven fifty eight he'll be that's not bad,
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you know for killing the guy. He'll be out, and he'll be
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out in less time than than than than a previous show member. Yes,
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and a key to leave like he I believe he was implicated in some of
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this, but he's gonna skate, oh totally. Although I think he did
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lose his ESPN, gig or he was a commentator on some major network and
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he backed away from I think he was on Fox. Yeah, he actually
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was a fairly promising young like commentator. But you know what he's entertaining as
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hell. If I don't care, I don't. I don't care if his
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brother shot and killed somebody, he should be able to keep his job.
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If Skip, if Fox is willing to employ anything having to do with Skip
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Bayliss, why do you care if some if one of your one of your
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you know, talent pieces brother killed the guy. I think he was the
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one that chose to back away. If I remember the story correctly, at
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least that that's what was reported at the time, then I guess that would
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make sense because Fox doesn't seem to have a whole lot of standards when it
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comes to certain things like that. And I say that purely based on the
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Skip Bayliss employment. Yeah, but I think there's one thing if you're you
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know, turning into whatever the crap is that Bayliss is on now on FS
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one versus you know, big yeah, Big Fox in the NFL booth,
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and I'm sure the NFL probably is like MS lets let's play out a little
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bit before. Yeah, you put him back in there. I mean,
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he'll probably get another job. He was actually pretty good and like he literally
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if you ever hear an interview with a key to League, like he talks
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about how like I think it was his grandmother, like his uncle hit his
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mom or something I forgot, but like basically his grandmother shot his uncle and
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the uncle apologized, wow did oh. So she must have gotten her same
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gun training at the place where Dick Cheney got his. Uh No, I
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think she meant to shoot literally, like they called I remember, because that's
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one of those called her big Mama and said big Mama pulled out a gun
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and just popped his ass. Don't do it. Well, we don't know
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that the guy that I forget who it was that Dick Cheney shot in the
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face. But we don't know that that guy may have called Dick Cheney big
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big Mama. I mean, if you're gonna get shot in the face by
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the vice president, and it'll probably be in response to being called vice president
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big mama, and he probably apologized for getting in the way of Cheney's gun.
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So yeah, you might be right he did. Do you not remember
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that? No, the guy the guy that Dick Cheney shot in the face,
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later apologized to Dick Cheney for causing such a ruck as I'm sorry I
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stuck my face in front of your bird shot. What are you for the
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bullet change? He's just like you can vin moo me. Oh god.
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It is amazing though, because like with a Keeb to Leabe, like you
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said, every you know, very accomplished, you know, defensive player in
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the NFL on the field, but he was also pretty accomplished off the field
26:17
as far as legal run ins. I mean, honestly, when the story,
26:21
when the story happened in Dallas that you know, you saw the headline
26:23
something about a Keeb to Leeb and his shooting, everyone just assumed it was
26:27
a Keeb to Leabe that did it. Yeah, I mean he was never
26:33
charged. From what I remember, there was there was quite the altercation,
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but yea, yeah, Cube, it was the only one to actually poetic.
26:45
God, that's kind to be difficult names to say because the name's kind
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of like you're used to saying a Keeb to Leb and it rhymes like I
26:52
want to say yakube to Lea, but instead it's yacube to Leab. But
26:57
It makes me want to say, yeah, kup talub. Well you can
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say that he's in jail, will big You know he's gonna come and get
27:06
me. What about Big Mamas? She might come and get me if I
27:07
say his name wrong. Well, that's true. He always gotta worry about
27:11
Big Mama. Sounds like you gotta worry about the whole damn family. Are
27:21
there any other um? So, so you said he did a plea deal.
27:26
And since it's it's a state thing, you so you do halftime on
27:30
that. You said, as opposed to federal stuff. What's the federal thing?
27:33
Now? Is it eighty five percent ninety percent of your sentence before you're
27:36
eligible for parole? Yeah, I think it's roughly eighty percent, And it's
27:40
not parole per se, but I mean it might as well be. You
27:44
get good time credit for certain types of programming, and I think basically for
27:48
just being there for the most part not causing too much trouble, they end
27:52
up knocking about twenty percent off your time. Gotja. People were up in
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arms. I don't know if you saw there was a story a couple of
27:57
weeks back Elizabeth home sentence drastically reduced. Well, you know, the Bureau
28:04
of Prisons posted her release date, which was I don't know, a year
28:08
and a half or so less than her sentence, And that's just standard.
28:12
She's not getting any kind of special treatment. That's true of with her a
28:18
couple of former show members. You know, I don't know if you can
28:23
see the snot on. These kind of shot out of my nose right there.
28:30
So what's more likely to happen, getting getting some time off your federal
28:36
sentence for good behavior or an owl showing up in your backyard. Oh,
28:42
that's an easy one. Since owls no longer exist. We went through this
28:45
last time. Owls are extinct? Are they extinct in general or just extinct
28:55
from your backyard? But they are extinct. They no longer exist, they
28:59
have ceased to be collectively. You're just straight before the show because he was
29:07
mouthing off about owls, and I said, when was the last time you
29:10
saw one? He said, oh, personally, yeah, personally yeah.
29:14
But I don't look for owls. I don't have an owl house. It
29:17
wouldn't do any good. I feel like if I did have an owl house
29:18
that you know, they would come and visit. That's what I thought too,
29:22
it's here I am perpetrated by the owl house industry. But here's Everett
29:27
with his owl house in his backyard and no owl. So therefore it must
29:32
be that all owls are extinct. So what we need to do, then,
29:34
treys you and I need to go, uh put up owl houses in
29:37
our yards and and just you know, test it. Yeah, good luck?
29:45
How mad wouever it be if the same we had families of owls in
29:49
our owl house. You know what sucks too, is in my neighborhood,
29:55
the neighbors have taken to putting up speakers in their trees. I haven't been
29:59
actually seen the speakers, but I can hear the owl sounds coming from some
30:03
of the neighbors trees when I go on my walks in the evenings, and
30:07
I think, you know, that's just uncool. So your neighbors are just
30:11
trolling you with owls sounds? Well, yeah, I mean it's got to
30:15
be because there are no owls that say is this is this just your self
30:18
delusion? And you're bitter that they're owls all around you, but they just
30:21
don't like your house. I haven't seen a single one tray, but you've
30:25
heard them. I hear owl sounds and have to be coming from speakers because
30:32
owls no longer exist, you need to follow along. I think what you
30:34
need to do, Everett, is you need to go on You need to
30:37
go on next door to make sure that there's not some sort of neighborhood conspiracy.
30:41
As you go walking down the street, everyone is playing owl sounds because
30:45
they know you're on the hunt to make sure your neighbors aren't just jacking with
30:51
you. Oh they're jacking with me. I don't And if I go on
30:53
next door, they're all just gonna have some sense of satisfaction that oh,
30:57
yeah, we're messing with his mind. I'm not going to give them the
31:00
pleasure. So you just would rather just believe that there's a great conspiracy to
31:07
keep owls away from you. There's no need to keep owls away from me
31:10
trade they don't exist, see Tray, It's a lot easier to skip over
31:15
the conspiracy theory and land somewhere in the realm of reality that a species is
31:19
extinct. Damn, what was the last time you saw an owl? That's
31:26
what I thought. Yeah, yeah, I have a poor memory. Evert
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to get out of the treehouse pretty soon. You have like a like a
36:47
like a major law appointment or something you have to go to court. Well,
36:52
I have an appointment. It's with my phrenologist. Phrenologist, Yes,
36:57
is that like a is that like a doctor for your frienulum? No,
37:02
it's uh, basically professional, a doctor as it were, who determines your
37:08
mental traits by examining the bumps on your head where they're located, and their
37:15
size and so forth. So it is a doctor for your freenulum. Well
37:19
you said head. Oh you mean like actual cranium head not less not not
37:22
not the sweet soft spot on the underside of our penises. No, that's
37:28
another specialty. Yeah it is. Yeah, Tray and I both smile,
37:34
big eyebrows. Yeah it is. Yeah. Yeah. See this is this
37:37
is the second time in less than like a week that edging has been brought
37:42
up on the show. All right, so so what is it you so
37:45
you're going to You're going to a doctor that is going to to check your
37:50
head? Well, yeah, they, as I say, determine certain mental
37:54
characteristics that you may have based on the bumps on your head, their location
37:59
and side, and how they're closter together tell us you have too much free
38:05
time on your hands, without telling us you have too much free time on
38:07
your hands. Well, you know, I mean, I think it's important
38:12
to get a full measure of your health at any age, certainly, but
38:17
as you get older it's you know, you want to make sure that everything's
38:22
in order, And I think phrenology for me is the next logical step.
38:27
He's actually a veterinary phrenologist, but he did such good work with my dogs
38:34
that I thought I'd give it a try, he offered, and I thought,
38:36
well why not? So you have a You ever have an appointment with
38:43
a veterinary to examine you? Phrenologist? Yes? How do you spell that?
38:51
P R E N O L O G I S T. I'm surprised
38:58
it popped up phrenology the detailed study of the shape and size of the cranium
39:01
as a supposed indication of character and mental abilities. Every other time I've ever
39:07
heard that word, it's an old It's an eighties movie with Charlie Sheen and
39:13
Amelio, the Brothers Estevez minute work, minute work? Have you remember,
39:16
Oh my god, today, he's a great day. You dropped in a
39:20
minute work reference. I love that movie. Gotta love that movie. But
39:23
ever, here's my question for you. Is this something you're doing, like
39:27
for him to examine you? Or or is this some other like are you
39:30
going to be a phrenology apprentice? And along with your blacksmithing and owl house
39:36
building and don't don't forget about the falconry falconry? Yes, well, you
39:42
know I've considered that, and that actually, you know, being examined by
39:46
a phrenologist is actually the first step toward becoming educated as one. You know,
39:52
to see if it's something that you like, you need to have experience
39:53
with it as a patient. So you know, I'm considering it. But
40:00
the same isn't the same sort of mentality that the guy had as the head
40:02
of Men's warehouse. It's like, not only am I the president, but
40:06
I'm also a client. Well it could be. And you know, I'm
40:09
not sure what his views on phrenology were, but I wouldn't be at all
40:12
surprised if he were an enthusiast. And and here's my next question, what
40:20
was going on with your dog that you took your dog to a phrenologist?
40:23
Oh? Yeah, good question. Well it's important, you know, with
40:28
dogs to figure out what their traits are going to be. What can you
40:30
expect from a puppy when you when you bring it home or contemplating bringing it
40:35
home and taking it to a Taking your dog to a veterinary phrenologist is the
40:39
perfect solution. So what what did what did the dog phrenologists tell you?
40:45
I'm assuming you're talking about Gladys. You're a you're a newer addition to the
40:50
family, the basset hound. Yes, So what did the dog phnologists tell
40:53
you about Gladys's puppy dome? Well, he said that she would likely be
41:00
a dog that follows her nose a lot, that sniffs a lot. And
41:07
he was right, I mean, he was spot on. So that's really
41:10
in part what impressed me to think, you know, maybe I should take
41:15
the next logical step here. So he told you that about a hound dog
41:19
puppy. Did he also he tell you that, you know, you might
41:22
get a shoe torn up and carpet pet on. How'd you know that?
41:30
Hey, Trey, Hey Trey, you remember the good old days when when
41:31
we thought Everett was the smartest of us all. Behold Frono. So what
41:43
is it, Everett that you're expecting the dog for knowledge is to find on
41:45
your head? Well, bumps, you know that are going to um,
41:55
that's right, yuck it up. But this is serious business. I'm sorry.
42:01
Did he also tell you that you know there would be an your dog
42:05
would have an eternal, lifelong battle with squirrels? How'd you know that?
42:12
I've had a Bassett Hound. It sounds like you've had a phrenologist. Yes,
42:15
that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, I think you'd probably did
42:19
you take your dog to a phrenologist? I think what Trey did is Trey
42:23
had Trey had his dog called Miss Cleo of phrenology. Yeah, it was
42:32
a Deon Warwick Psychic Friends Network, phrenolog part of the network. Yeah you
42:37
So, if you wanted human regular stuff, you know, you'd hit you
42:42
know one, But then if you needed the dog you know, phrenology stuff,
42:45
you hit two and that got you like LaToya Jackson instead of Deon Warwick
42:50
or something. Phrenology has been around for I don't know, at least five
42:54
or six years, so I think, is there is there a like a
43:00
specific concern that you're wanting the dog fornologists to uh to address or to investigate
43:07
on your head? Well, I want him to find out if if I
43:13
have a proclivity to bark. What a better source than a veterinary phrenologist,
43:22
you know? And sometimes in my sleep, I'll you know, or you
43:25
know, I'll wake up and kind of make these sounds that are reminiscent of
43:30
of of dogs. So so does that mean then it's it's your girlfriend Cynthia
43:35
that is pushing you to go see a specialist for your dog like tendencies in
43:39
your sleep. How'd you know that that's there a concern because you've been trying
43:45
to lick your balls? Yeah, you know that's that's more a matter of,
43:52
uh, that's a job for a chiropractor. All right. I believe
43:57
we've we've we've now crossed the line of stupid, that I can that I
44:00
can stay out, that I now have way too many visuals of Everett in
44:07
my head that I'll never be able to erase. Wow. For all things
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Instagram it's at Everett Newton Attorney, which maybe at some point I'll have a
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new handle at Everett Newton Phrenology. But until that day, we'll see you
44:38
next time. See it all right? Sound stupid?