Latest / Chisme With DoKnow / MI PAPA | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Slim Ep: 5
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Cheez Mel Jakarta Slim
- 0:05Speaker 1: you know hear me?
- 0:06Speaker 2: What's all my guy man? Chilling, chilling? We just uh
- 0:09Speaker 2: we had a healthy pistols dog. It's the holding pistols
- 0:12Speaker 2: dog and I I I'll just be in the car
- 0:15Speaker 2: and I'll be saying that shadow no pistol dog. Yeah,
- 0:18Speaker 2: hell yeah, shout out Tommy Guns, fucking rapper. We went
- 0:22Speaker 2: to a baby shoot. Tommy Guns could be related. I
- 0:24Speaker 2: think so, because we're due both dark Mexicans. You know
- 0:26Speaker 2: you could be related to you're not Mexican. I'll just
- 0:31Speaker 2: you know who'd be talking ship to me saying that
- 0:34Speaker 2: fucking cookies your homegirl, Haley.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't even roaster.
- 0:37Speaker 2: One time. I remember she came up to me. I
- 0:38Speaker 2: don't know, she just went, which you want to be Mexican?
- 0:41Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck?
- 0:42Speaker 1: Yeah? I was like, hell no, whatnot? I mean? You
- 0:46Speaker 1: know what, like the one chair you would take from Mexicans? Yeah,
- 0:50Speaker 1: work ethic? Mmm, man, work ethic or because man like that.
- 0:56Speaker 2: One day we're construction, you remember what the day actionally
- 1:00Speaker 2: was the first time I've seen a food crack open
- 1:01Speaker 2: a beer at seven am. I thought I was want
- 1:05Speaker 2: to have that drake. No, no, no, no, he was
- 1:08Speaker 2: still at work, though. I want to be like that tree.
- 1:12Speaker 2: I mean, you do too. I pulled up on you
- 1:15Speaker 2: the other day. What day, I want to say, No,
- 1:19Speaker 2: when I went to your house and you were you
- 1:20Speaker 2: don't even remember me being at your house. You remember
- 1:22Speaker 2: Sunday Sunday.
- 1:24Speaker 1: Well, you're really good with days, Domino, What is that?
- 1:28Speaker 2: Only seven days Sunday Sunday? He said, all right, So
- 1:33Speaker 2: so I went over there because Bette sent me up right,
- 1:36Speaker 2: and in my head, I'm like, all right, we're gonna
- 1:37Speaker 2: kick We're gonna kick it. I pull up to your house.
- 1:40Speaker 2: You're at your door, your fucking pants are on your ankles,
- 1:44Speaker 2: but you're just in your boxers and you're like, damn,
- 1:46Speaker 2: you're asleep on top of your door. Okay, And I
- 1:49Speaker 2: just had to go and I saved everything, went over
- 1:51Speaker 2: there your car. I mean, I pulled up your pants
- 1:53Speaker 2: and ship you know, I did everything, found your keys,
- 1:55Speaker 2: unlocked your door, the words fly would you do without me?
- 2:00Speaker 2: Every every every day. The more I drink, the more
- 2:04Speaker 2: I regret it. Every time, the more I breathe, the
- 2:07Speaker 2: more I regret it. Live that yeah, Like I'd be like, ah, dude,
- 2:11Speaker 2: did I really have to drink that much?
- 2:13Speaker 1: You don't even know? Sometimes like like do you get
- 2:17Speaker 1: that when they come down is bad?
- 2:20Speaker 2: I don't really have come downs because I don't do ship.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Like when it comes to like anything, I don't need
- 2:24Speaker 2: how cheetos you breathe how cheetos? I would say, yeah,
- 2:35Speaker 2: because just just in general, bro, Like I remember one
- 2:37Speaker 2: time to aid in high school.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Bro, why did you whisper like your mom was here,
- 2:41Speaker 1: I'm stairs, but okay, so you took Aid?
- 2:46Speaker 2: Oh wait, was that the time your dad came? You
- 2:48Speaker 2: were chripping?
- 2:49Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
- 2:51Speaker 2: What day was that? Tell him that story?
- 2:53Speaker 1: When? When?
- 2:53Speaker 2: When when you got drunk and then you got got
- 2:56Speaker 2: Oh no, I was just tripping. I was tripping off
- 2:57Speaker 2: off off tops. And then I guess I forgot how
- 3:01Speaker 2: to make a speech at the mosk or someone.
- 3:04Speaker 1: I went over here, you know, oh.
- 3:06Speaker 2: My god, you but I was already on to come down.
- 3:08Speaker 2: I wasn't tripping no more. But it was just the
- 3:10Speaker 2: fact that I was like, I'm still in my head
- 3:11Speaker 2: right and I'm still in my head and you was
- 3:12Speaker 2: making a speech for the Muslims for the Muslims. He
- 3:15Speaker 2: wasn't making for the Mexicans, you know, because no, that's
- 3:17Speaker 2: not you that I hit. That I hit, I wasn't
- 3:19Speaker 2: hitting it. I was being for real, because there's Mexican
- 3:22Speaker 2: muslim No. So I'm asking right now, what do you
- 3:24Speaker 2: want to do because it seems like you got an
- 3:25Speaker 2: issue home MEA know, before has anyone asked you like
- 3:31Speaker 2: you have an issue? Yeah?
- 3:32Speaker 1: Yeah, no one ever asked me that.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Well, because you're such a pussy. No, I think it's
- 3:36Speaker 2: you know, I'm not the okay, okay, real, okay before no, no, no,
- 3:39Speaker 2: But you can't be saying I'm pussy and then people
- 3:42Speaker 2: over here are thinking I'm pussy. People don't think you're pusy. No,
- 3:44Speaker 2: but saying I'm pussy because you know, when when you
- 3:46Speaker 2: needed me.
- 3:47Speaker 1: You were there also talking about the one time when
- 3:50Speaker 1: it's Rams his kids, like second birthday to your birthday
- 3:54Speaker 1: might have been to your and it was like team
- 3:57Speaker 1: remember this the finger. Yes, okay, so let me take
- 4:01Speaker 1: as it happened.
- 4:02Speaker 2: So me, okay, you know what hold on no no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 4:04Speaker 1: My story. And by the way, bro, all the comments
- 4:06Speaker 1: they say you always interrupt people, So right now, shut
- 4:08Speaker 1: the funk up.
- 4:09Speaker 2: You're gonna get interrupted. People say that Ceriel failo, homie.
- 4:11Speaker 2: If you have a problem, you meet me at tear Drop.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Yeah, like this because you're like, I'm sitting How I'm
- 4:19Speaker 1: sitting like this?
- 4:20Speaker 2: Face? Want to suck up?
- 4:22Speaker 1: How about that?
- 4:22Speaker 2: No?
- 4:23Speaker 1: No, I'm letting you know. Some of the comments they say,
- 4:24Speaker 1: why the camera man talk so much? Shut the funk up.
- 4:27Speaker 1: I'm just laying That's what I'm just saying.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Jakarta, do you have a shirt two shirts over each other?
- 4:32Speaker 1: No?
- 4:32Speaker 2: I have a shirt my uniform from work, and then
- 4:35Speaker 2: I have all the sweater. Oh wait, it looks like
- 4:37Speaker 2: you have two shirts. No, this is actually a sweatshirt.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Oh so it's like a crew neck neck. Okay, okay,
- 4:42Speaker 2: can you can you fix yourself? I like my side
- 4:45Speaker 2: profile though, I really like it.
- 4:47Speaker 1: You know, people seem like because like, look right here
- 4:50Speaker 1: here catfish wire, little bit catfished. For sure, I've done
- 4:57Speaker 1: the catfishing. Funk out here, you've done the camfishing. I
- 5:05Speaker 1: probably look skinnier in the photo in that game. Okay, okay, wait, okay,
- 5:10Speaker 1: let me tell this.
- 5:11Speaker 2: Let's okay shout out everyoney. Hold on, shout out my
- 5:13Speaker 2: coworker Roman, he'd be watching all thatsode say, shoutout Roman
- 5:17Speaker 2: with that the one dad, No, that's not him. Reason
- 5:20Speaker 2: that just dropped me off me Felipe, he's why little
- 5:25Speaker 2: and I think that food doesn't know how to seek Spanish,
- 5:27Speaker 2: but but he grew up in the Spanish country, so
- 5:29Speaker 2: I had to him was a translate for me because
- 5:31Speaker 2: to one of the housekeepers, and she was looking at
- 5:33Speaker 2: this fool like they.
- 5:35Speaker 1: That more of a like why, it's kind of more
- 5:38Speaker 1: about like Argentina, Wow, kind of, it's kind of it's
- 5:42Speaker 1: definitely a different latinobably.
- 5:47Speaker 2: Okay, he's not Italian. You're dumb. That's the whole other
- 5:52Speaker 2: thing I been Jordan. Okay, let me tell you, Let
- 5:57Speaker 2: me tell you.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Okay, So we're at Ramsy's kid's birthday and it's me,
- 6:02Speaker 1: I remember this viae full circle, full circle, it's me, uh, Jakarta, Tommy,
- 6:08Speaker 1: Ram's dad silent, who else?
- 6:12Speaker 2: And then who else?
- 6:13Speaker 1: Who's there?
- 6:15Speaker 2: And then the black homie that they have you know
- 6:18Speaker 2: what was it called?
- 6:21Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, yeah, that's a hommy. Their family was like,
- 6:27Speaker 1: come on, he's yeah, where.
- 6:29Speaker 2: Did this guy come from one of these things is
- 6:32Speaker 2: not like the other.
- 6:34Speaker 1: So we're all chilling in the circle. And the first
- 6:37Speaker 1: argument was so Ramsy's family deeply has an obsession with Tommy.
- 6:43Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it's an obsession. I think it's probably
- 6:47Speaker 2: this is like I grew up over here for this
- 6:49Speaker 2: is what I eat till the day I'm fucking like.
- 6:51Speaker 1: So Jakarta was like Jakardi's remedy was like in and
- 6:56Speaker 1: out over Thommys and they're like, hell and if.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Tommy that day. But when I said it, he took
- 7:01Speaker 2: it his disrespect. Yeah, I can't get like he literally
- 7:03Speaker 2: looked at me, he went, who the fuck are you?
- 7:05Speaker 2: And I was like, what the fuck? Like that's how
- 7:07Speaker 2: he felt though he was like he was like, don't
- 7:08Speaker 2: ever ask that again? Was I don't even ask that.
- 7:11Speaker 2: Tommy's always he gave me his full order every time
- 7:14Speaker 2: he was insane. Bro, I was ship, oh ship, you know,
- 7:18Speaker 2: so let me tell you? And then I don't know whatever. Right,
- 7:22Speaker 2: we go back to the conversation. Oh no, At first
- 7:24Speaker 2: it with you and Rams arguing O where Tom's in
- 7:26Speaker 2: and out? Yeah, and then we love to argue. Yeah,
- 7:29Speaker 2: I love to argue. And then we're chilling the circle, like,
- 7:32Speaker 2: hey man, what's yourn? Because they're real Tolos, such a
- 7:35Speaker 2: carter just be The thinking was like, what's.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Your guy's favorite Tola movie? And they were like, I
- 7:41Speaker 1: don't know. And then he's like minus blood. When Big
- 7:46Speaker 1: Owl puts his finger in Miklo's mouth and Jakarta put
- 7:49Speaker 1: his finger in his mouth, it's not.
- 7:51Speaker 2: Like I put another food his finger, but I put
- 7:53Speaker 2: my mind. Okay. But the only reason, the only reason
- 7:55Speaker 2: I did that, it was just a reference. So I
- 7:57Speaker 2: was just like, but I didn't go and I didn't
- 7:59Speaker 2: do nothing that you bite food. It was the dark,
- 8:04Speaker 2: no one could see no, but I guess not because
- 8:07Speaker 2: I guess everyone's seen me. It just went quiet as fun.
- 8:11Speaker 2: And then they walked away. What the fuck is wrong
- 8:13Speaker 2: with this food? And everyone just starts slowly walking away
- 8:15Speaker 2: from and me and Ripped looking at this one. They're
- 8:19Speaker 2: just laughing, and I'm like that, I just how was
- 8:23Speaker 2: a day for us too?
- 8:24Speaker 1: Huh? I just I just don't know why you went
- 8:27Speaker 1: with that instinct instinct. I was like, maybe these foods
- 8:30Speaker 1: forgot the scene, so let me show them recreate. Okay, okay,
- 8:34Speaker 1: so what if?
- 8:35Speaker 2: So what if it was like okay, but speaking hypothetically,
- 8:39Speaker 2: I noticed that's one of your favorite words too.
- 8:41Speaker 1: Yes, well one of the bigger vocabulary words I know.
- 8:43Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna use it, you know, domingo. No mean,
- 8:46Speaker 1: that's a Spanish word. I know, but it's big for me. Yeah,
- 8:50Speaker 1: I love, but that's big for me too. Huh boom, Okay.
- 8:54Speaker 1: What I'm saying is like, what if you would have
- 8:56Speaker 1: created another scene from that movie?
- 8:58Speaker 2: Like what if you would have done that? Give me
- 9:00Speaker 2: if you want another bad Yeah, that would have been
- 9:02Speaker 2: the one that would have been the one like or
- 9:04Speaker 2: that or like or who are you fighting?
- 9:07Speaker 1: That's when I went or like what if you would
- 9:09Speaker 1: have like went down like I almost went down on
- 9:11Speaker 1: Big Oul, Like what if you would have done that?
- 9:13Speaker 2: Like you see, my mind doesn't run to shit like
- 9:15Speaker 2: that like you. So you know what I'm saying is
- 9:18Speaker 2: what I'm saying is why was it? Like no, because
- 9:21Speaker 2: I'm talking about the reference. So you're like, let me
- 9:23Speaker 2: remind them when when I heard blood and blood out.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Actually I'm the one that brought it up to for
- 9:28Speaker 2: some reason, and that was that's your favorite scene. That
- 9:30Speaker 2: was the one that hit my head first. It wasn't
- 9:32Speaker 2: like it's not like that's my favorite, but I don't
- 9:35Speaker 2: relate to that ship at all anyway. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
- 9:38Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. I'm actually like one hundred percent sure
- 9:41Speaker 2: because I know I'm not like that for and if
- 9:43Speaker 2: you if I was like that, I would have been
- 9:44Speaker 2: cracksh it on you a long time ago. Wait, we're
- 9:47Speaker 2: just saying I'm just saying. I'm just saying I don't care.
- 9:49Speaker 2: I'm just saying what what I was just saying you
- 9:51Speaker 2: said you're Are you insinuating like I'm gay or something.
- 9:54Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, why, like, oh was that on me? Dark?
- 9:57Speaker 1: Take it the wrong way? Yes?
- 9:59Speaker 2: Why do you want to had we go with you?
- 10:00Speaker 2: We should cut that part just No, I was saying that,
- 10:04Speaker 2: we just cut that part up. Why didn't you go
- 10:06Speaker 2: with any other reference of the movie. We'll cut that
- 10:08Speaker 2: shit out. Why did you physically have to go with
- 10:10Speaker 2: that reference though? Cut it out, cut it off, put
- 10:12Speaker 2: that in the back. Huh why did you physically have
- 10:14Speaker 2: to go with that reference? Uh?
- 10:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I just felt like that at
- 10:18Speaker 1: a certain time, at that certain time. But it's like
- 10:20Speaker 1: you see, like I I no.
- 10:22Speaker 2: No, but personally, I don't have nothing against the like
- 10:24Speaker 2: the gay news, but I'm on gay homie stadio. But
- 10:27Speaker 2: did you feel like a like bitches? You see me
- 10:30Speaker 2: yesterday at the baby shower? I was looking at all
- 10:32Speaker 2: the bitches. Whoa Jesus Christy all right, cut that part too,
- 10:36Speaker 2: Jesus Fuck me, man, It's just justn't go. It's just
- 10:40Speaker 2: not in my head.
- 10:42Speaker 1: I said it better.
- 10:43Speaker 2: It's not like I was like staring at bitches or nothing.
- 10:45Speaker 1: At the baby shower. Half of those quote unquote bitches
- 10:51Speaker 1: what you called them are either I wasn't. I wasn't.
- 10:54Speaker 2: I was talking about the home girls, so I know.
- 10:57Speaker 2: But another family. Okay, so which ones? It was like
- 11:00Speaker 2: three or four the yeah, oh yeah you know which ones?
- 11:06Speaker 2: Actually I took pictures of you y that off them?
- 11:09Speaker 1: No?
- 11:09Speaker 2: No, if you you every every girl?
- 11:15Speaker 1: Hey, when you say we had a pretty feed at times,
- 11:18Speaker 1: yeah yeah, when when pretty pretty feet of me on? Though?
- 11:21Speaker 1: When you have you ever like thought about getting at
- 11:24Speaker 1: one of the homegirls.
- 11:25Speaker 2: At one of the homegirls specifically, yes, no, never mind,
- 11:28Speaker 2: you have fucked one of the homegirls though I have not. Yes,
- 11:30Speaker 2: you have, I have not. You talk about me chating
- 11:33Speaker 2: it's like about you. I've never cheated though, because I've
- 11:35Speaker 2: never had like a real girlfriend. No, no, I said,
- 11:37Speaker 2: you talk about me ching, let's talk about like let's
- 11:40Speaker 2: say your truth was my truth? Did not get pussy?
- 11:44Speaker 1: Idn't do that? No you?
- 11:48Speaker 2: How did that come about? What that ship?
- 11:50Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 11:50Speaker 2: You literally come came?
- 11:52Speaker 1: I was okay, yeah, yeah, because real sid the humegerg
- 11:56Speaker 1: you did funk around with and you you guys physically
- 12:00Speaker 1: don't make sense even like personality do you?
- 12:03Speaker 2: What do you mean physically don't make sense? Like because
- 12:05Speaker 2: I've seen you with everyone else y'all physically don't make
- 12:07Speaker 2: sense neither. Okay, your big fuck? Why no? Why do
- 12:11Speaker 2: why do not make sense? Why do you get so
- 12:12Speaker 2: defensive because you act like you like you talk like
- 12:15Speaker 2: you're skinny and ship?
- 12:16Speaker 3: No no, but that's that's what let me finish. I'm
- 12:20Speaker 3: always letting you big stinky bits stinky. That's the part
- 12:24Speaker 3: that I don't like me what I'm saying. What I
- 12:27Speaker 3: don't like right there?
- 12:28Speaker 2: Okay, because I'm not stinky. Okay, Okay, do you ever
- 12:31Speaker 2: see yeah? Okay, when when I say can you switch?
- 12:39Speaker 2: And they can see your face like this? Justifi I
- 12:43Speaker 2: gotta teach you how to sit.
- 12:44Speaker 1: You gotta teach me to do sh Okay, Okay, So
- 12:47Speaker 1: what I'm saying the one friend legend, Okay, they're seen
- 12:51Speaker 1: a couple, You're.
- 12:51Speaker 2: Like, damn, that makes no sense. Yeah right, all the time.
- 12:58Speaker 1: When I saw you and this friend, I was like wow,
- 13:02Speaker 1: like like like what was like that? Like it just
- 13:05Speaker 1: it was it threw me off in a sense to
- 13:07Speaker 1: where I just didn't know.
- 13:10Speaker 2: Well because it wasn't your fucking business, homie, And I
- 13:13Speaker 2: know she's molco stop trying to get his homies business.
- 13:15Speaker 2: And then and then and and that. That's another issue.
- 13:18Speaker 2: I I feel like as a friend, as the one that.
- 13:22Speaker 1: Say you made me, you'd be saying I should sometimes
- 13:26Speaker 1: and I just like it.
- 13:27Speaker 2: You'd be like like I feel I made your career.
- 13:29Speaker 2: I made your career. I don't even have one. The
- 13:32Speaker 2: truth can't be taken out just like fo Okay, that's
- 13:36Speaker 2: what I'm saying. The what I'm saying, what I'm saying,
- 13:40Speaker 2: stop saying clip that shut the funk up?
- 13:41Speaker 1: Is that bad?
- 13:42Speaker 2: Okay? Just shut up? Okay. What I'm saying is right,
- 13:45Speaker 2: Like I feel like, how come I didn't know why
- 13:46Speaker 2: weren't you like.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Ah, well, just because and and and I'm saying in
- 13:50Speaker 1: a sense to where like shep like that stays in
- 13:52Speaker 1: the friend group.
- 13:53Speaker 2: You know, nobody talks bad about each other. Okay, but
- 13:55Speaker 2: what did you do once you found out? Uh? It
- 13:58Speaker 2: blew my mom, that's what I thought it was funny. Yeah,
- 14:02Speaker 2: you thought it was funny. Then you told the whole world.
- 14:04Speaker 2: I told all the hummies.
- 14:06Speaker 1: That's the whole world.
- 14:07Speaker 2: And the homegirl, yeah, that's the world. But the homegirls
- 14:09Speaker 2: knew because of her. But she never have friends friends,
- 14:13Speaker 2: the hung girl, she don't even have friends.
- 14:15Speaker 1: Okay, But I think one thing I respect about our
- 14:17Speaker 1: friend group is that the people that do fucking it,
- 14:21Speaker 1: they're like very respectful towards each other.
- 14:23Speaker 2: Really, Like I think I think like no one's respectful
- 14:25Speaker 2: to me at all in our friend group. Just yesterday
- 14:27Speaker 2: when I came in, I think Brittany beat all you
- 14:30Speaker 2: know for right.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Yes, I know, rude as hell, by the way, And
- 14:33Speaker 1: I've never done anything specifically bad to her too, yes,
- 14:37Speaker 1: And she's always just with this like look at this,
- 14:40Speaker 1: look at the look like and that's just what does
- 14:42Speaker 1: he say? Yesterday?
- 14:43Speaker 2: I think she said like like I'm a big dumb ass.
- 14:46Speaker 2: So she said something along those lines. She was kind
- 14:49Speaker 2: of funny too, but I didn't really appreciate that ship.
- 14:51Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, okay, So how does back to you
- 14:54Speaker 2: and the hunger? Fucking how did that happen? What the
- 14:59Speaker 2: realistically really like? There's like because we're not saying nobody
- 15:02Speaker 2: I was.
- 15:02Speaker 1: I was. I was bendy, bendy, c thought out bend
- 15:07Speaker 1: house bend.
- 15:09Speaker 2: I think I was at the hospital, the hospital.
- 15:12Speaker 1: It was like five am, and I was like, yo, pops, wait,
- 15:15Speaker 1: wait while are you at the hospital?
- 15:17Speaker 2: I think I think something with my leg or my
- 15:19Speaker 2: chest or something and wait, wait, wait what you were
- 15:23Speaker 2: on a bend there at the hospital? I wasn't on alright.
- 15:26Speaker 2: So I was bend at like like the day before.
- 15:27Speaker 2: This is like six am, seven am, and I was
- 15:30Speaker 2: just like, I was like, I'm trying to go home now,
- 15:32Speaker 2: you know. Doctor said I was tripping and I was like,
- 15:35Speaker 2: damn wan wait, so you're so bent? What you're so
- 15:40Speaker 2: bending out there? You go to the hospital? You could
- 15:42Speaker 2: have come down?
- 15:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it was that. I think it
- 15:48Speaker 2: was like sometimes you be in your headway, you know,
- 15:50Speaker 2: and I was in my head I was just like,
- 15:52Speaker 2: oh my god, I think I'm having a heart attack,
- 15:54Speaker 2: ring off you because I get when I get. Look
- 16:00Speaker 2: when I hit cush, it doesn't hit the same no more,
- 16:02Speaker 2: because you know, so when I hit cush now I'll
- 16:05Speaker 2: be in a cushion. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
- 16:07Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with me? You know?
- 16:09Speaker 1: I was like, okay, okay, so okay, so you're ready
- 16:12Speaker 1: to leave the hospital, you go, you go over there,
- 16:14Speaker 1: because he just on my mind for some reason that
- 16:16Speaker 1: you were having a heart attack. No her, her, she
- 16:18Speaker 1: was on my mind.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Oh she Oh okay, yeah, and then tell them what happened.
- 16:23Speaker 2: So I hit her up. Pops, you picked me up?
- 16:26Speaker 2: Trying to crack that ship? He Pops can pick me up?
- 16:32Speaker 1: She pick me up?
- 16:33Speaker 2: I best to move. Well, okay, what's the move? What's
- 16:36Speaker 2: the move?
- 16:36Speaker 1: Realistically?
- 16:37Speaker 2: Like like what's the movie?
- 16:38Speaker 1: Did on the homegirl? Put it in her mouth?
- 16:39Speaker 2: No imagine, No, I just thought I was what's up?
- 16:43Speaker 2: You got what I like? And I want that you.
- 16:47Speaker 2: I didn't say none of that. I just I think
- 16:48Speaker 2: I was like I'm trying to think. I was like,
- 16:50Speaker 2: I'm trying to fuck with you. And she was like
- 16:52Speaker 2: good because I'm trying to fuck with you too, and
- 16:53Speaker 2: I was like cool, real ship.
- 16:57Speaker 1: It probably didn't go like that, but it was like
- 16:58Speaker 1: something along those lines. And then obviously you didn't go
- 17:02Speaker 1: to her house and she didn't go.
- 17:03Speaker 2: To yours because you share with your two brothers.
- 17:06Speaker 1: So car in the car not that damn.
- 17:09Speaker 2: Like a week later, two weeks later, we were we
- 17:11Speaker 2: were just kicking that's the homegirl still, but we just
- 17:13Speaker 2: kick it. So you just waited, waited what out.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Like like like and like within those two weeks were
- 17:20Speaker 1: hanging out just normal, yeah, just kidding about and then
- 17:23Speaker 1: what happened.
- 17:25Speaker 2: Stuff happens, brother, you know what I'm saying. Like with you,
- 17:27Speaker 2: like when you kick it with different bitches while you
- 17:28Speaker 2: have a girlfriend, how do you how do you usually
- 17:32Speaker 2: how do you usually maneuver on stuff like that? Do
- 17:36Speaker 2: they know you have a girl or like they just
- 17:37Speaker 2: figure ship out of later? Because I'm not one to
- 17:40Speaker 2: hate neither. I don't think any one of them watchs
- 17:42Speaker 2: just neither. Hey this is all comedy purposes, But do
- 17:44Speaker 2: they know personally beforehand? Or are you just like, hey,
- 17:48Speaker 2: I do have a girl, but she's not tripping on
- 17:50Speaker 2: you just don't tell her ship. She's might go MA
- 17:52Speaker 2: like it's okay, no, no matter fact when you're that player,
- 17:56Speaker 2: because you I feel like you, out of all my hommies,
- 17:59Speaker 2: you're player hold lettle brother speak. Let's give you your fother.
- 18:03Speaker 2: I think this man is probably one of the most
- 18:05Speaker 2: pimpious man's in the world that wouldn't. Literally I've seen
- 18:07Speaker 2: him with his girlfriend then literally an hour later on
- 18:10Speaker 2: a date with another bitch, and it's just it's just
- 18:13Speaker 2: somebody I inspire to be like, because it's like, what's
- 18:15Speaker 2: loyalty nowadays? You know what I'm saying, We don't give
- 18:17Speaker 2: that ship o no more what people paid for loyalty.
- 18:20Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. And this man showed me.
- 18:23Speaker 2: You know, hey, I'm really proud of you.
- 18:26Speaker 4: What I did something wrong.
- 18:32Speaker 2: That was on me?
- 18:33Speaker 1: Was on on me? Did I lie though?
- 18:36Speaker 2: Hello?
- 18:37Speaker 1: Hello?
- 18:41Speaker 2: Hell yeah boy.
- 18:42Speaker 1: I ain't never trusted a bitch of my life. I'm
- 18:45Speaker 1: on cop CO trusted bitches before.
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- 19:45Speaker 1: Hume girl doesn't live too far, we're flowing, the humbre
- 19:48Speaker 1: doesn't live too far from me, lives a little far
- 19:51Speaker 1: from you, and we're coming in a direction to where
- 19:53Speaker 1: we could drop you all first.
- 19:56Speaker 2: And I was like, we're right next to my crip,
- 19:59Speaker 2: like We're like, we're like ten minutes from.
- 20:03Speaker 1: No because to dinner's either okay yeah yeah. And then
- 20:06Speaker 1: I was like, either way, go dropping me or you off.
- 20:10Speaker 1: It's gonna go around.
- 20:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:12Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, drop me off. I'm like, oh yeah,
- 20:16Speaker 1: I'll go. I'm like I'm like you get me ready.
- 20:17Speaker 1: You're like, hey, can I come to? And I was like, oh,
- 20:19Speaker 1: I ask I'm gonna say her name. And I was like, oh,
- 20:21Speaker 1: I ask you if she could drop you off? And
- 20:23Speaker 1: they were like, hey, let's just give her.
- 20:25Speaker 2: A fick name. Nah yeah, yeah, call her no food,
- 20:33Speaker 2: just call her a because that has nothing.
- 20:35Speaker 1: To do with it. You know what I'm saying.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Okay, okay, maybe okay, but the homegirl, Yeah, that's just
- 20:39Speaker 2: what it was. I was like, yeah, fool.
- 20:42Speaker 1: And then I was like okay. I was like, yeah,
- 20:44Speaker 1: let's go drop this fall first. It makes makes sense, right,
- 20:46Speaker 1: And she's liked, no, I'll take you, and I was
- 20:49Speaker 1: like all right.
- 20:52Speaker 2: And then you know why, right?
- 20:55Speaker 1: What she had a meal that night?
- 20:58Speaker 2: Brother? What did you give it? Combo? You gave me that.
- 21:06Speaker 2: I'm a fucking he gave her that fucking he gave
- 21:09Speaker 2: me that fucking cobabb on the Hummus and the Hummus
- 21:15Speaker 2: line really crazy, Okay, Okay, so then I don't think
- 21:18Speaker 2: nothing other because I'm just mining my business. Like I
- 21:20Speaker 2: usually in a friend group and it was a night.
- 21:24Speaker 2: You you have to understand, when you drink, there's a
- 21:26Speaker 2: point where you pass and in your head. I don't
- 21:30Speaker 2: know what's up in your head, because sometimes I think
- 21:32Speaker 2: when you drink, so at a certain point, you literally
- 21:34Speaker 2: don't think. We could be out of public function. He
- 21:36Speaker 2: could be like, everybody, come to my house. It's four am.
- 21:40Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy a group of what the fuck we arrived.
- 21:43Speaker 1: To his house?
- 21:44Speaker 2: Once we open that fucking door, you think he's with us. Nah,
- 21:49Speaker 2: you're asleep. You're asleep, So you just and I love
- 21:52Speaker 2: that you give us a place to kick it, which
- 21:53Speaker 2: is beautiful. But half these people that are there, I
- 21:56Speaker 2: don't know them. No, I don't. I haven't brought no
- 21:59Speaker 2: by random like that. And in a minute, okay, like
- 22:03Speaker 2: you know, a really long time, when's the last one?
- 22:06Speaker 2: When's the last one? Uh?
- 22:08Speaker 1: In a minute? In five months maybe something like that,
- 22:11Speaker 1: not not not even every since I've been on the road.
- 22:13Speaker 1: I stopped doing that a while back.
- 22:15Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but remember at one point you were it
- 22:17Speaker 2: was kind of it was kind of gravity, and it
- 22:18Speaker 2: wasn't like random. It would have to be like somebody
- 22:20Speaker 2: knows somebody. Somebody knows somebody. It'll be the homy.
- 22:23Speaker 1: But then sometimes that somebody wouldn't buy somebody to no, no,
- 22:26Speaker 1: hell like once or twice.
- 22:27Speaker 2: But but you'd be asleep. You don't know. No, I
- 22:29Speaker 2: do know when I'm not called it, do you know?
- 22:33Speaker 1: No?
- 22:34Speaker 2: No, When I not called you, guys, usually somebody chuck
- 22:36Speaker 2: wor d like you or one of them. The right
- 22:38Speaker 2: thing me personally, if it was a bitch, I'm letting
- 22:41Speaker 2: her in even if I don't know her. You don't
- 22:43Speaker 2: know her. We could have seen her on the street.
- 22:45Speaker 2: I'm letting her. Okay, but let me tell you three am,
- 22:48Speaker 2: I'm letting any bitch and you just you just gotta breathe.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Let me tell you fuck that you ain't even gotta breathe.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Something wrong.
- 23:00Speaker 1: I can't even tell you so right, Jakarta and the
- 23:02Speaker 1: home girl, they go me off the city and I
- 23:11Speaker 1: think we talked about it.
- 23:12Speaker 2: We might have talked about this. We have I want
- 23:13Speaker 2: to stop talking about this topic. Uncomfortable and we.
- 23:16Speaker 1: And we're all playing like UFC and shit like that,
- 23:21Speaker 1: and then Jakarta pretends he's gonna go to sleep, and
- 23:24Speaker 1: she preturns she's sleeping too, and then I get drunk, obviously,
- 23:28Speaker 1: so I like going to sleep. So I go to
- 23:32Speaker 1: into my room, the room I'm supposed to sleep in, yeah,
- 23:36Speaker 1: because I pay for the hotel. And when I walk in,
- 23:39Speaker 1: I see Jakarta jump ten feet high off the bed
- 23:43Speaker 1: from one side to the other. And when I said
- 23:46Speaker 1: the physically earlier, it's because I genuinely didn't see it
- 23:49Speaker 1: because Jakarta was on.
- 23:49Speaker 2: Top of her. You're so cab, You're so cab, it
- 23:55Speaker 2: was I That night was a little choppy for me too.
- 24:00Speaker 2: We had a great time though. It was a blast. Well.
- 24:03Speaker 2: I didn't want to say the city because then people
- 24:05Speaker 2: will go back to the vlog. You're not that propping.
- 24:07Speaker 2: I'm liching it right now, You're not that No, it's
- 24:10Speaker 2: gonna go back to the bog all right, but no,
- 24:14Speaker 2: but no, I mean, I love I used to love.
- 24:16Speaker 2: I remember when I just met you in a sense
- 24:19Speaker 2: where it was like maybe we're like six seven months in.
- 24:23Speaker 2: I love that ship, bro, But like, yeah, when we
- 24:27Speaker 2: were like six seven months in. You used to go
- 24:29Speaker 2: on tour, remember, and I remember one time you took
- 24:31Speaker 2: a pay cut you took you told them like, don't
- 24:34Speaker 2: pay me this just get us a bigger room or something, remember,
- 24:36Speaker 2: or you were like, pay for our flights. Yeah, so
- 24:38Speaker 2: they paid for our flights. I remember. I still have
- 24:40Speaker 2: that picture. I was right there the airport like remember,
- 24:45Speaker 2: all chilling. And then we went to fucking Houston. Houston.
- 24:49Speaker 2: I used to love going to places. Bro. I had
- 24:53Speaker 2: this coming with something in the end.
- 24:54Speaker 1: No, no, no, nothing, and I want to go more.
- 24:57Speaker 1: My birthday Saturday, So I don't know throwing that in
- 25:00Speaker 1: the air.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Your birthday is was December? What oh, she's your birthday?
- 25:06Speaker 2: What do you want to do?
- 25:07Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
- 25:10Speaker 2: Well, it's not my birthday. I would want dinner, for
- 25:12Speaker 2: sure with the homies. But I'm not opposed to a
- 25:14Speaker 2: surprise party. Okay, Like because you did surprise party me twice.
- 25:19Speaker 2: I've thrown your surprise party before twice twice one of
- 25:23Speaker 2: the studio, yes, and then and then and you know what,
- 25:26Speaker 2: that day was really sick. So we're gonna talk about
- 25:30Speaker 2: being sick and not shorten up places. But we'll get
- 25:32Speaker 2: to that conversation a little bit. He wasn't even sick.
- 25:34Speaker 2: He wasn't even a doctor.
- 25:36Speaker 1: Now doogie house like, okay, anyways, Yeah, yeah, I was
- 25:41Speaker 1: really sick, had a really bad toothache that fucked like
- 25:45Speaker 1: the nerve like like because I remember that she was super.
- 25:49Speaker 2: Super sick.
- 25:50Speaker 1: So you have to leave early. But I still came
- 25:52Speaker 1: through for you. And then you got mad that we
- 25:54Speaker 1: invited your super hot cousin.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Oh my cousin no more. But like she just stoped
- 25:59Speaker 2: being your cousin, know what I mean? We just we
- 26:00Speaker 2: just don't talk. Don't hate upon her.
- 26:03Speaker 1: No, I don't talk.
- 26:04Speaker 2: It's not she's not super hot or nothing like. I
- 26:06Speaker 2: wouldn't say that. We're not gonna do that. We're not.
- 26:09Speaker 2: We're not gonna do that. Just give me your cousins Instagram. No,
- 26:11Speaker 2: I don't have her on. She's not your cousin. I
- 26:13Speaker 2: don't have her on nothing.
- 26:14Speaker 1: You do.
- 26:16Speaker 2: Why are you always looking for girls? That's the part
- 26:17Speaker 2: that we I think we should we should zoom in on.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Right now, you're asking for my cousin's instagram. Were you
- 26:21Speaker 2: just with somebody? When't you just fucking doing cocaine?
- 26:26Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay Okay, So I did, I did, I didn't. Well, okay,
- 26:32Speaker 1: who are you anyways? I'm the co host, I doesn't
- 26:36Speaker 1: yeah co Yeah, code's equal dumb ass co hosts. Yeah,
- 26:40Speaker 1: my uh intern it all right?
- 26:43Speaker 2: Bro.
- 26:43Speaker 1: See that's the part. Bro.
- 26:44Speaker 2: You're not about to disrespect not getting paid. You're not
- 26:46Speaker 2: about it not yeah, bro, And you don't need to
- 26:48Speaker 2: tell these people in my business this is an internship.
- 26:50Speaker 2: This is not no fucking internship. Bro, I've been fucking
- 26:53Speaker 2: made it. Numbers don't lie. If I leave, this whole
- 26:55Speaker 2: ship sinks, motherfucker.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, bro. If I leave, this motherfucker is going
- 27:00Speaker 1: to the bottom of the ocean. These people want me.
- 27:03Speaker 1: They seemed they seemed gold. They struck gold baby, You
- 27:06Speaker 1: struck gold baby.
- 27:07Speaker 2: Yeah, well I figured that out a couple of years back.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Thanks Dad. You're just an ugly funk. So being an
- 27:13Speaker 1: artist is hard. Okay, So what else saying? And you
- 27:18Speaker 1: know what, also yesterday, Okay, you're not You're not a
- 27:22Speaker 1: good person. I want to say that right now. Why
- 27:24Speaker 1: because I kept trying to take a picture with you
- 27:27Speaker 1: and then you said you literally looked at me in
- 27:30Speaker 1: front of everybody. There were so many people in front
- 27:32Speaker 1: of us and said, shut the fuck up, leave me alone.
- 27:36Speaker 1: What the fuck I'm trying to hang out my family
- 27:38Speaker 1: to even around your family, all hose around you, all
- 27:41Speaker 1: girls that you didn't know, that you didn't know. I know,
- 27:44Speaker 1: I knew everybody at that party. All well, you know
- 27:45Speaker 1: who I'm talking about things, Well, they're gonna be mad
- 27:48Speaker 1: at you. Gonna be mad at you. That's not what
- 27:50Speaker 1: I'm in. But you know what I'm saying, trying to
- 27:53Speaker 1: stretch it. It's not I didn't mean try to stretch that. Okay, okay, something,
- 28:00Speaker 1: Look at you.
- 28:01Speaker 2: I seen your teeth before yours. Nice. Yes, owner showed
- 28:05Speaker 2: me a picture of George showed me a picture the PERV. Yeah,
- 28:12Speaker 2: but I've seen your teeth. It's because you're like really tall.
- 28:15Speaker 2: When did you see my She's like right above your
- 28:17Speaker 2: thighs when I walked out your when I walked out
- 28:19Speaker 2: your car. Yeah, and they like and they like. And
- 28:22Speaker 2: then I think that day you had like a belt
- 28:24Speaker 2: so like puffed them up. It was like right into
- 28:26Speaker 2: the light. The budget like that's why. Yes, I don't
- 28:32Speaker 2: know why this was laughing. I seen his girl trying
- 28:33Speaker 2: to dance on him the other day, and he got
- 28:35Speaker 2: scared as fuck. Oh yeah, you know that day. You
- 28:37Speaker 2: remember you remember that day we were an old good
- 28:39Speaker 2: cur remember, oh you you got you. She gets on him,
- 28:43Speaker 2: She gets on She goes like this, Oh, come on,
- 28:50Speaker 2: you got scared of these right next to bro, you
- 28:53Speaker 2: were disrespected for. I would have what you would have done.
- 29:04Speaker 1: I would have been on that right there from everybody,
- 29:06Speaker 1: from everybody, like he's not like me.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Yeah, roxduce it from everybody. I did with some titties
- 29:13Speaker 2: one time in front of everybody, just one time. That's
- 29:16Speaker 2: pretty wild.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Still, okay, okay, but look listen, what the fuck are
- 29:19Speaker 1: you talking about? Because you before you interrupted me like
- 29:22Speaker 1: a dumb fucking idiot.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Picture.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was trying to take a picture of you.
- 29:27Speaker 1: I'm like walking around and I'm deser taking photo, by
- 29:30Speaker 1: the way, and Jakarlo wanted me to stop what I'm
- 29:33Speaker 1: doing so he can.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Have a photo. What he's doing is walking around staring
- 29:37Speaker 2: at foods. Because we all had like a necklace with
- 29:39Speaker 2: a pacifier on it, right, And there was a game
- 29:42Speaker 2: that whoever collects the most, like you know, you win
- 29:45Speaker 2: the prize or something. But to lose your thing, you
- 29:47Speaker 2: have to cross your arms, you cross your fingers or
- 29:49Speaker 2: your legs or your legs or whatever the fuck and
- 29:52Speaker 2: this who was studying with like twenty on his neck.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Bro, did you win?
- 29:55Speaker 2: Yes?
- 29:56Speaker 1: What did you do? What they give you?
- 29:58Speaker 2: Don hold your shot? Mexicans, Mexicans, that is so insane.
- 30:04Speaker 2: You won this prize. Let me give you a four
- 30:06Speaker 2: dollars shot. Definitely imagine what they would win.
- 30:08Speaker 1: A Muslim baby shower, like a timer to time the
- 30:11Speaker 1: bomb ride You just like little hummers.
- 30:14Speaker 2: You get rights, you get right, Yeah, you get a
- 30:17Speaker 2: green card, you get a green card. Yeah, just like
- 30:19Speaker 2: a little camel. Did you see the story made yesterday
- 30:22Speaker 2: when I was all the hummies and I was like, ie, Ice,
- 30:25Speaker 2: I got him, I got him. Yeah, it's funny, that's hilarious.
- 30:29Speaker 2: Hell of Mexicans liked my post. Hell of Mexican, Hello Mexicans, Yeah, Mexican.
- 30:33Speaker 1: I actually just went to a you know that bar
- 30:35Speaker 1: and dt l A.
- 30:36Speaker 2: It's like tie tiede or something like that. I've been
- 30:40Speaker 2: there with you once before. Never have been with that.
- 30:43Speaker 2: I can literally tell you I have because we went
- 30:44Speaker 2: there before the point. As I walked in, they were
- 30:46Speaker 2: playing like Coom beyond Ship and you remember that Kombia
- 30:48Speaker 2: movie you showed me back in the day. Oh yeah,
- 30:51Speaker 2: I was dancing like those maybe like this yeah, like
- 30:56Speaker 2: super like yeah yeah, and what happened? No Latino dude
- 31:01Speaker 2: came up to me though, he was like, you get
- 31:02Speaker 2: a photo, but you know what that Yeah, because the
- 31:05Speaker 2: podcast is he's been getting a lot of people towards me.
- 31:07Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm getting like a new new new
- 31:11Speaker 1: fan base, a new fan base like that.
- 31:13Speaker 2: Yeah, for new support group, a new support group.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Hopefully hopefully that goes like they trans transition over to
- 31:20Speaker 1: your music. Yeah yeah, yeah, if they funk with it,
- 31:24Speaker 1: if they if they fun with it.
- 31:25Speaker 2: I know a lot of people probably don't, but like
- 31:27Speaker 2: I don't like I made song for for bitches like
- 31:30Speaker 2: you know, so you don't, Yes, I do roll with me.
- 31:33Speaker 2: It's like a song for baby want.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Less, sad, she want to ride, won't smoke with me?
- 31:42Speaker 1: Tell fun y'all lives and funk with that.
- 31:44Speaker 2: J I'm a bust, vide up and come home with me.
- 31:47Speaker 1: How time coming right with me?
- 31:50Speaker 2: Just with me? Damn, And I remember I made that.
- 31:52Speaker 2: She was the first song I made with you ever.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Damn that it was trash for real. I've heard some
- 31:57Speaker 1: of your jokes too, Yeah, I have you have. I mean,
- 32:01Speaker 1: on stand up these foods, eat that ship up though, no.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Cap And I'll be like, I feel like I'm a
- 32:05Speaker 2: good stand up guy.
- 32:06Speaker 1: You're pretty good.
- 32:07Speaker 2: I feel like because you're okay, I feel like because
- 32:12Speaker 2: you're fat. That's a huge thing too, because if you
- 32:14Speaker 2: were skinny, this whole ship would not be happening, because
- 32:19Speaker 2: I mean, usually you're big saying you are funny, You're
- 32:22Speaker 2: you're not funny, like like we're different lanes of funny,
- 32:25Speaker 2: Like I'm hilarious like personally me, I think I'm like
- 32:28Speaker 2: one of the funniest whoos I know personally, And but
- 32:31Speaker 2: I can't do that stage ship like you you kill
- 32:33Speaker 2: stand up? Well you do, Yeah, you do pretty good Okay,
- 32:36Speaker 2: But but I think the funniest food in the world,
- 32:38Speaker 2: like the funniest fool Instagram right now, in my opinion,
- 32:41Speaker 2: has to be that for concrete definitely. Literally, I just
- 32:45Speaker 2: think that was way funner than you.
- 32:46Speaker 1: Yeah, all that ship no, no, I think appears doesn't
- 32:49Speaker 1: matter because I feel like he's about to say some
- 32:52Speaker 1: fucked up ship right now?
- 32:53Speaker 2: Why was it? What you what you say?
- 32:56Speaker 1: No, you know I was joking. I know what you
- 32:57Speaker 1: say is you know, I know I will do to
- 32:59Speaker 1: say like if you're like, appearance doesn't matter when it
- 33:02Speaker 1: concerned things like if your lips weren't so fucking like chopped,
- 33:06Speaker 1: like like like if they were just like didn't let
- 33:08Speaker 1: the girls cracking, and you'd have stretch marks in your
- 33:10Speaker 1: fucking stomach and you had a better build and you
- 33:13Speaker 1: didn't like you fucking ate a bunch of fucking watermelon
- 33:16Speaker 1: earlier and you were allergic to it, And if you
- 33:18Speaker 1: had a fucking better sized head with your win ears
- 33:20Speaker 1: that matched it. Do you know you fat or like
- 33:23Speaker 1: you're just and you were like a fat bitch and
- 33:25Speaker 1: like stinky, fucking come on Muslim in this.
- 33:28Speaker 2: Look at you, you look at this, Look at this
- 33:30Speaker 2: right here, look at this photo. I think your career
- 33:32Speaker 2: would have took off better for sure, Oh for sure.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Yeah, but for sure if I look like fucking Trey songs,
- 33:37Speaker 1: suit would have been popping. Bro.
- 33:39Speaker 2: I know, but you're not an artist.
- 33:40Speaker 1: I know the fat piece of ship looks good being
- 33:43Speaker 1: a comedian, you know what I'm saying.
- 33:44Speaker 2: So that's why you flourished. Saying that's why you flourished
- 33:48Speaker 2: but I'm telling you why you don't flourish. You're so
- 33:50Speaker 2: rude that just fucking hurt my feelings. And I'm never
- 33:52Speaker 2: gonna forget this ship. Why cut the ship or quick like.
- 33:56Speaker 1: You quit because you're just I'm just saying, you don't
- 33:58Speaker 1: even be joking with me something.
- 33:59Speaker 2: Look, I know you don't be there, no one nothing fun.
- 34:04Speaker 2: What did they were there? Why did you should become legal?
- 34:08Speaker 1: No you're not. I am no, you're not.
- 34:10Speaker 2: When did you learn English? When did I learn English? Ask?
- 34:12Speaker 1: I'm asking you?
- 34:13Speaker 2: Did you do my citizenship? Your fat ass up? I
- 34:18Speaker 2: hate you a lot of food.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Sometimes big bro and Bro, I didn't even say screaming
- 34:27Speaker 1: like a fucking radical Muslim. Bro.
- 34:30Speaker 2: Remember when we were in the studio and you screamed
- 34:32Speaker 2: in the mic and the fool was like, we're recording
- 34:34Speaker 2: a song, recording a song, and this we do not
- 34:37Speaker 2: forget to sign. He screams, and I'm like, fuck, dude,
- 34:40Speaker 2: goes hey, excuse me there, You're not supposed to be
- 34:43Speaker 2: screaming into the mic. We don't want to damage another
- 34:45Speaker 2: one of the property. Thank you.
- 34:47Speaker 1: I was like, this man just bitched right the man
- 34:51Speaker 1: they're bitch there.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Boy, he acts nicely. He's I'm thinking your fucking lips
- 34:56Speaker 2: getting me mado.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Why do you want to look him?
- 34:59Speaker 2: Had him out of tongue with Come on, you don't
- 35:04Speaker 2: even want me.
- 35:04Speaker 1: To say it. I'm not gonna say anything. Who did
- 35:08Speaker 1: your nails? Bitch?
- 35:11Speaker 2: Where?
- 35:12Speaker 1: Nah?
- 35:13Speaker 2: Should I be done? It's like busted, just like busted,
- 35:19Speaker 2: but got no But but you put the gloss over
- 35:22Speaker 2: like you asked her. Yeah, put the gloss on it.
- 35:25Speaker 2: Where where you'd be going to get a make up to?
- 35:31Speaker 1: This boy.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Lives in the clear, big lit. Bitch should just have
- 35:36Speaker 2: a look like yeah, what bitch?
- 35:39Speaker 1: In some countries, In some countries, it's very popular.
- 35:42Speaker 2: No it's not. No, it's not look at that that face. No,
- 35:47Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do a face. Why do you look
- 35:49Speaker 2: like you were in every Fast and Furious movie? That's
- 35:51Speaker 2: terrible joke.
- 35:53Speaker 1: Yeah, life of Pie ass bitch, a Laddin book, Aladdin
- 35:56Speaker 1: fucking jungle book.
- 35:57Speaker 2: There you go, yeah, there you go.
- 35:58Speaker 1: You're like that kidd bitch. Why do you think you're
- 36:01Speaker 1: so fucking ugly? It gets you can take off your glasses,
- 36:03Speaker 1: bitch right now. You will never let me take off
- 36:05Speaker 1: your glasses right now. Don't ever make me do whatever the.
- 36:07Speaker 2: Funk I want to do. Okay, right now, look at
- 36:09Speaker 2: you food, look at you. Literally, I've seen, I've seen,
- 36:11Speaker 2: I've seen forty million other people in that gon park
- 36:14Speaker 2: just exactly like, seriously, you comeboy, comeboy, throw up the
- 36:18Speaker 2: fucking logo right here, right now, throw up the logo
- 36:20Speaker 2: right here. Tell me that's not fucking you. Take off
- 36:23Speaker 2: your glasses right now. Well you want to take them off,
- 36:25Speaker 2: then take them off. Take them off.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Then one of the.
- 36:29Speaker 2: So badass take off your glasses, take them off, then
- 36:31Speaker 2: take them come here. I don't even touch my face.
- 36:34Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even left foods like you
- 36:36Speaker 2: touch me. Only let real foods touch me. I got
- 36:42Speaker 2: your dad's a real one. Hey man, man, man, man man,
- 36:47Speaker 2: I was on, I was on, so I think on
- 36:50Speaker 2: tiktalk right now.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Why you do that?
- 36:53Speaker 2: Don't don't play bro. This is my place of work.
- 36:55Speaker 2: Is your place of work? Watch the funk the shower
- 36:57Speaker 2: maybe before you get here, showers I shower to that, sneak.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Didn't I shower to that? I was sneaking of hit
- 37:03Speaker 2: him up right after I showered? Did you let me compare?
- 37:08Speaker 1: No?
- 37:09Speaker 2: Confirmed, Yeah no, But that's weird. But what were we
- 37:15Speaker 2: talking about? TikTok? Yeah, bro, I've been on TikTok and
- 37:18Speaker 2: I feel like it's a trend right now. Yes, dude,
- 37:21Speaker 2: I've been seeing so much side ship on TikTok. It's
- 37:24Speaker 2: just that's your algorithm. Are you sad? Are you okay?
- 37:26Speaker 2: You have to go to the hospital again? Because you
- 37:28Speaker 2: haven't heard my mother? I looked at.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Nice.
- 37:34Speaker 2: Hey, what's the baddest bitch you ever fucked? Mm? I
- 37:40Speaker 2: don't know. I don't even be fucking business.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Yeah, how about you? That?
- 37:46Speaker 2: Okay? Sorry, okay, so let me go back to my question.
- 37:48Speaker 1: No, no, no, how about you? Was one of the
- 37:51Speaker 1: baddest I fucked a bad one before you were actually there?
- 37:56Speaker 2: You were there? What was the day a while back,
- 37:59Speaker 2: a long time ago? Early?
- 38:02Speaker 5: Uh?
- 38:03Speaker 2: What's that club we go to? It's downstairs, reserve, the reserve.
- 38:10Speaker 2: We have a section. Okay, single dinner?
- 38:15Speaker 1: Me.
- 38:15Speaker 2: You do you want to say a few words about Okay?
- 38:18Speaker 2: Should we say a few words about single dinner? I
- 38:20Speaker 2: do know this, no kind of insane single dinner was
- 38:27Speaker 2: single dinner?
- 38:28Speaker 1: Is?
- 38:29Speaker 2: I love that guy? Honest, it's so hard for me
- 38:31Speaker 2: to talk about.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Miss fool so much now straight up food like single
- 38:38Speaker 1: dinner food that foods like you don't even lose somebody
- 38:41Speaker 1: to really lose them, no real ship because like ever
- 38:45Speaker 1: just you actually hurt, Like yeah, you're not heardingrybody food.
- 38:49Speaker 1: I don't know. I wasn't hitting nothing.
- 38:53Speaker 4: Single dinner hit.
- 38:54Speaker 2: A ship, don't bother me.
- 38:58Speaker 1: But you missed it off food.
- 39:00Speaker 2: We're talking about the homie that's shirt.
- 39:03Speaker 1: That shirt's a live food because you know, like like
- 39:06Speaker 1: like like we ever wish you could got somebody.
- 39:09Speaker 2: You're wilder right now.
- 39:10Speaker 1: You need to stop.
- 39:12Speaker 2: You're fucking wilding right. I'll stop that.
- 39:13Speaker 1: Ship right now.
- 39:14Speaker 2: No, not really ship, like you ever you ever wish
- 39:16Speaker 2: you got somebody back.
- 39:17Speaker 1: But chill the funk out.
- 39:20Speaker 2: You can't be saying stuff like this, bro, it's on
- 39:22Speaker 2: the internet. She's not right in the head. I'm right now,
- 39:25Speaker 2: but she's fucking insane. But the girl, yeah, she's fucking
- 39:28Speaker 2: rude as fuck to me all the time. And I
- 39:30Speaker 2: know she got hands. I see her fight like seven times. Okay,
- 39:32Speaker 2: But all I'm saying is like, okay, give me tread lightly,
- 39:36Speaker 2: tread lightly what I miss about I don't even missing
- 39:39Speaker 2: being single. I like them being taken I think it's
- 39:44Speaker 2: a girl.
- 39:44Speaker 1: I was one of the.
- 39:44Speaker 2: Dobest people ever. Man. Yeah, she's actually really cool. If
- 39:49Speaker 2: you're watching this, you looked great yesterday.
- 39:55Speaker 1: You like you like you like to win. All the
- 39:57Speaker 1: homies were single. I just think the Toastic four, That's
- 39:59Speaker 1: what I thought we because you remember at that one
- 40:01Speaker 1: point it was just me and you pezy dinner, Yeah,
- 40:04Speaker 1: and those talking every bitch I was breathing, we was
- 40:07Speaker 1: we were was slinging dick like left and right. We
- 40:09Speaker 1: were slinging dick.
- 40:10Speaker 2: Every night, every night, boy, girl, man, woman.
- 40:13Speaker 1: We was on it. All the trans were getting now.
- 40:15Speaker 2: I was on it all well, my brothers all like
- 40:17Speaker 2: what they do, it's ball. But then they wanted up
- 40:20Speaker 2: a game with the like yeah you.
- 40:22Speaker 1: Know, well you know what bugs me the most, like
- 40:24Speaker 1: straight up for because I want to talk about it
- 40:26Speaker 1: your real emotion, like like when the homies are in
- 40:29Speaker 1: their relationships they change tell me about psy like like, oh.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Okay, can we can we actually talk about that? Yeah? No, No,
- 40:38Speaker 2: I think I think Jenny like we joke about this ship.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Well, honestly, I don't think none of the homies are junks,
- 40:42Speaker 1: and I wish were all singing happy and we're out
- 40:44Speaker 1: up together bitches again.
- 40:45Speaker 2: But that's never gonna happen because having a girl never
- 40:47Speaker 2: stopped you.
- 40:48Speaker 1: I don't know that. What what are you talking about?
- 40:51Speaker 1: You know?
- 40:51Speaker 2: What about that that you never having a girl always
- 40:57Speaker 2: stopped you?
- 40:57Speaker 1: I just can't do it.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you have a real issue with PE's girlfriend.
- 41:03Speaker 1: No, not anymore.
- 41:04Speaker 2: We actually fixed it yesterday. Okay, what was the car?
- 41:06Speaker 1: Sorry? I came and asked.
- 41:08Speaker 2: I was like, okay, can we talk about what? What
- 41:10Speaker 2: led up to that issue? I think we were at
- 41:12Speaker 2: the baby shower and then I had said some ship,
- 41:14Speaker 2: Like I told bro, some bad bitches here right? No,
- 41:18Speaker 2: can Yeah, but I wasn't talking about like the young
- 41:21Speaker 2: girls or nothing else. You're talking about like like the
- 41:24Speaker 2: Aunties house. That's all I said. I didn't even look.
- 41:28Speaker 2: I just I just told him you were just joking. Yeah.
- 41:30Speaker 1: She left and they left and then they were arguing
- 41:33Speaker 1: the whole night or whatever. But I asked you yesterday.
- 41:34Speaker 2: I was like, what happened? Was that me? She was
- 41:36Speaker 2: like she was like, fuck, no, ain't nobody worried about
- 41:39Speaker 2: you ship?
- 41:40Speaker 1: And I was like, alright, So I thought that was
- 41:43Speaker 1: so you guys, So you guys cleared that up. Oh yeah,
- 41:45Speaker 1: but you still don't like her?
- 41:46Speaker 2: Not like it's just cool. I see you're see what
- 41:49Speaker 2: now she doesn't bother me? Can I can? I can?
- 41:51Speaker 2: I do you mean so like not like her?
- 41:53Speaker 1: No?
- 41:53Speaker 2: No, okay, can I can? I see the thing? Say
- 41:56Speaker 2: something then, dumb bitch, that's how you feel because your job.
- 42:03Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
- 42:04Speaker 1: What I'm saying when when you podcast, you have to
- 42:07Speaker 1: be honest, and I think sometimes you think everything has
- 42:11Speaker 1: to be a joke.
- 42:11Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be.
- 42:13Speaker 1: I think naturally word just funny, But I feel like
- 42:15Speaker 1: there has to be a serious conversation.
- 42:17Speaker 2: Do I dislike her?
- 42:18Speaker 1: No?
- 42:19Speaker 2: But are you a fan of her?
- 42:21Speaker 1: Yeah? Now I am? What now I am?
- 42:24Speaker 2: Now I am? But you weren't. No before I fucking
- 42:27Speaker 2: hated her. I disliked her a lot, a lot everything.
- 42:30Speaker 2: But just because that's my being peasy for my brother.
- 42:33Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, I ain't even see you
- 42:35Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. It's like it's different. You know
- 42:36Speaker 2: what I'm saying. That's my brother the fool. No, that's
- 42:39Speaker 2: my brother pulled a guy everything for that's my brother saying.
- 42:42Speaker 2: So when I see somebody else, it's just locked in
- 42:46Speaker 2: like this. So when I see somebody coming into the life,
- 42:49Speaker 2: I'm like, who the fuck is Bro? Who the what
- 42:51Speaker 2: is bro? Real ship though, Real ship though, They're like,
- 42:54Speaker 2: who the fuck are you fool?
- 42:55Speaker 1: What you want? Some what are you? What are you
- 42:57Speaker 1: looking for here? You know?
- 42:58Speaker 2: Then I found out, I guess she's here to stay away.
- 43:01Speaker 2: It's cool with me for I'm not tripping. I mean
- 43:03Speaker 2: I wish the best for all the hommies. You know,
- 43:05Speaker 2: do you really though?
- 43:09Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Kind If we were to tell you, Jacarda,
- 43:12Speaker 1: if you want me to break up her right now
- 43:13Speaker 1: and get back to me, be fucking bitches and ship.
- 43:16Speaker 2: No no, Jakarta like, I leave her right now if
- 43:20Speaker 2: you want me to leave her.
- 43:21Speaker 1: You know, I said, do whatever makes you happy, realistically,
- 43:24Speaker 1: because from mamahmmies happiness. Come on, Bob, you don't want to.
- 43:28Speaker 1: You don't want to.
- 43:29Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. You don't want know what
- 43:30Speaker 2: I'm saying. You don't want to ruin somebody's ship. If
- 43:32Speaker 2: they got they're happy with that, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
- 43:36Speaker 2: I thought about everybody in their bake up, but itf
- 43:39Speaker 2: we come back because because we were having a ball
- 43:43Speaker 2: back in the day. Don't like I still we still
- 43:45Speaker 2: have a ball, you like when they go in my a.
- 43:48Speaker 2: That's I'm the type of feel like when I have
- 43:50Speaker 2: a bitch, I'm gone. That's not true, that's not true.
- 43:54Speaker 2: That's different though, because we had different situations.
- 43:56Speaker 1: No, no, but no, because remember for a minute I
- 43:59Speaker 1: stopped talking, were still talking to her, and you weren't.
- 44:01Speaker 2: No, you don't go ahead, and I hain't food because
- 44:03Speaker 2: in all honesty, you're like, you're like my You're like
- 44:05Speaker 2: my boyfriend too, you know what I'm saying.
- 44:08Speaker 1: So it's like even like me, you are together regardless,
- 44:12Speaker 1: I'm not tell these foods right now? Theything you can't
- 44:17Speaker 1: go in, Mike because you send somebody to pick you up.
- 44:20Speaker 1: Ain't that the truth? Ain't that the truth? Bro?
- 44:23Speaker 2: But I've never but like, but I've driven one. But
- 44:25Speaker 2: but I'm honest, Like there's all means that you just
- 44:27Speaker 2: like sneaky like he's with somebody right now. I don't
- 44:30Speaker 2: even want you to bring him up unless we're gonna
- 44:31Speaker 2: really talk about him. Let's talk about it.
- 44:33Speaker 1: And we're gonna talk about him. But if you're gonna
- 44:34Speaker 1: bring him up. Let's tell the truth because he fucked
- 44:37Speaker 1: up yesterday and he doesn't want to know that the truth,
- 44:40Speaker 1: nothing but the truth. If you don't want to own
- 44:42Speaker 1: up to it, are you a man?
- 44:44Speaker 2: No said?
- 44:45Speaker 1: Can I even shake your hand everything you say? Well,
- 44:47Speaker 1: I even understand. No, that's a bar clip that Yeah, Okay,
- 44:53Speaker 1: sneaky and that ship to say cheese on media.
- 44:55Speaker 2: Sneaky didn't go to my sister's baby shower. Correct, I
- 44:58Speaker 2: was there. I didn't see sneaky one. He must have
- 45:00Speaker 2: been sneaking around.
- 45:03Speaker 1: Not in the premisist So because his girl was on
- 45:07Speaker 1: this on her periods?
- 45:09Speaker 2: What's ther oner?
- 45:09Speaker 1: Period?
- 45:10Speaker 2: Was?
- 45:10Speaker 1: She's sick? So that's not sick?
- 45:13Speaker 2: Right? So can I ask you one question? Are you
- 45:16Speaker 2: a period doctor for? So?
- 45:18Speaker 1: What the fuck are you going to do? What?
- 45:20Speaker 2: No, what did you do to help out that situation?
- 45:22Speaker 2: I know what you did there, pat ps five not
- 45:25Speaker 2: doing shit?
- 45:25Speaker 1: I think I think, I think, I think this is
- 45:27Speaker 1: a better question, right, I think there's a better question.
- 45:29Speaker 2: I think. Okay, sneaking, can you go over there being
- 45:32Speaker 2: done and get the mic? What's the deal you guys?
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- 46:23Speaker 1: Maybe Okay, So these are these are a couple of
- 46:27Speaker 1: questions I have before we continue with this conversation.
- 46:29Speaker 2: My whole thing is I feel like your lives are
- 46:35Speaker 2: Chapter Ship. I think I needn't a snake.
- 46:40Speaker 1: They're like, don't Okay. My whole thing is like, Okay,
- 46:46Speaker 1: at one time did she find out? Like, the baby
- 46:48Speaker 1: shower was on a Saturday, but it's been planned for
- 46:51Speaker 1: a week. I called off that day because you know
- 46:52Speaker 1: how I works Saturdays. Yes, so I literally called off
- 46:54Speaker 1: that day just so I could come, bro, Yes, even
- 46:57Speaker 1: though he didn't come. Oh boy, I come everywhere. I mean, Okay,
- 47:05Speaker 1: at one time, Okay, these are the questions you're ready.
- 47:08Speaker 2: At what time?
- 47:08Speaker 1: Did did she get her period that Saturday? Did she
- 47:11Speaker 1: wake up with her period? Okay, so you would find
- 47:16Speaker 1: out about it. Let's say the average person wakes up
- 47:19Speaker 1: nine am.
- 47:20Speaker 2: Oh and and by the way, we fucking hate periods
- 47:23Speaker 2: here two, so we do understand what she's going through.
- 47:25Speaker 2: But actually we will never understand. We will never we
- 47:28Speaker 2: will never understand where And I hate that ship. I
- 47:30Speaker 2: hate that ship so much. But yet again, Bro, we
- 47:33Speaker 2: are feminist, I mean we were both feminist.
- 47:35Speaker 1: Yes, correct, I.
- 47:35Speaker 2: Support bitches and horrors? What a feminist support bitches and horrors?
- 47:44Speaker 2: Loved and fucking all right, But the point is like.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Fuck, bro, like, I'll be trying. I'll be trying so
- 47:53Speaker 1: hard with you sometimes too, bro, And you can't be
- 47:56Speaker 1: calling girls bitches. Horrors, none of that ship. I don't
- 47:58Speaker 1: like that ship around me personally.
- 48:00Speaker 2: You're the one.
- 48:01Speaker 1: It's like, I'll be on that ship. Boy, I don't
- 48:04Speaker 1: even respect women. Cop cap cap cap. It was just jokes.
- 48:08Speaker 1: But but like, what were you gonna do for her? Bro? Okay?
- 48:12Speaker 2: So you find out because you said you couldn't go? Okay,
- 48:14Speaker 2: she had a period, right, yes, yeah, what's the other part?
- 48:19Speaker 2: Was across where you were you in? That's pretty far?
- 48:25Speaker 1: Okay, no, but listen, okay, but okay, but you could
- 48:28Speaker 1: always ask for nuber. I would have done it, okay, would.
- 48:31Speaker 2: But your card? Okay, I would know you would have
- 48:35Speaker 2: done it.
- 48:35Speaker 1: But but this is this is the thing.
- 48:37Speaker 2: There's the thing. There's a thing. I've heard him say
- 48:42Speaker 2: that some of the hommies have picked him up from
- 48:43Speaker 2: over there before.
- 48:44Speaker 1: Word too.
- 48:45Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not it, that's not it. That's not it.
- 48:51Speaker 2: He did say he's a polar. Word he said word one.
- 48:55Speaker 2: The mother said polar.
- 48:56Speaker 1: He ain't even lying.
- 48:57Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Polar. Okay, but but Jakarta, real shit. Let's say you're
- 49:04Speaker 1: at your girl's house. Easy. Well, let's say let's say
- 49:08Speaker 1: she lives in the Long Beach and the party is
- 49:10Speaker 1: in North Hollywood. Right, and let's say your girl goes, hey,
- 49:15Speaker 1: I got my period. She also knows the girl, and
- 49:19Speaker 1: she also knows is the homegirl does she wants.
- 49:20Speaker 2: Me to support?
- 49:21Speaker 1: Yeah, right, one hundred okay cool, but she also knows.
- 49:25Speaker 1: She's like, I don't feel like going, but you for
- 49:26Speaker 1: the uber? Wait no, but you could still go listen. Okay, okay, sorry,
- 49:30Speaker 1: but you can still go. But let's say you don't
- 49:32Speaker 1: have a riety. You're not to pay a hundred dollar uber,
- 49:34Speaker 1: would you be like, fucking, I'll just catch a trained there, like,
- 49:37Speaker 1: like go.
- 49:38Speaker 2: Home earlier, because because from his house he could have
- 49:40Speaker 2: been picked up, you could you could picked him upon
- 49:43Speaker 2: pick somebody could have picked him up. Like let's say
- 49:45Speaker 2: you wake up at your girl's house's nine am Saturday morning. Hey,
- 49:48Speaker 2: I'm in my payent for like one, but you should
- 49:49Speaker 2: still go personally Okay, okay, nobody could pick you up.
- 49:52Speaker 1: You want to pay a hundred dollar uber, but all
- 49:55Speaker 1: you gotta do is take a couple of busses to go.
- 49:57Speaker 1: And then let's say let's say even if you leave
- 49:58Speaker 1: at ten am, you'll be home by by eleven thirty twelve.
- 50:02Speaker 2: When can I fucking answer, well, what?
- 50:04Speaker 1: Well, let me finishing my whole scenario and then you
- 50:06Speaker 1: could fucking answer your dumb bitch.
- 50:08Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up with the bitcherad again? Would you
- 50:16Speaker 2: have done that for somebody? I feel like it's important
- 50:19Speaker 2: to you, Like cookie fo, I could have been in Indonesia,
- 50:22Speaker 2: I would have fucking made it. I could have been
- 50:24Speaker 2: in Indonesia. I could have made it. Helmy, it's look
- 50:27Speaker 2: for look the hommies young, so don't get on them
- 50:29Speaker 2: like that. But hold are you twenty one? Hold now? Okay,
- 50:34Speaker 2: well what time did you wake up? Three pm? What
- 50:37Speaker 2: are you doing waking up at three pm? You don't
- 50:38Speaker 2: even have a fucking job, so why are you waking
- 50:41Speaker 2: up at three pm? He doesn't have a job.
- 50:42Speaker 1: What does he do?
- 50:43Speaker 2: He does a job, but what if he do?
- 50:45Speaker 1: Tell me?
- 50:45Speaker 2: What what if he do? The security guard? Securities? Okay,
- 50:52Speaker 2: but listen, if it was up to me, probably have
- 50:55Speaker 2: made it. I would have made that shop, no problem.
- 50:57Speaker 2: And and if I'm gonna tell you why, I remember
- 50:58Speaker 2: when I had to go to London. Here we fucking
- 51:02Speaker 2: go again. I'm gonna some motherfucker always drops in those
- 51:05Speaker 2: little ships and you know he's showing off too, but
- 51:08Speaker 2: he's just like he's just oh, yeah, I had to
- 51:10Speaker 2: go on tour.
- 51:11Speaker 1: I had to go to London once. You have to
- 51:12Speaker 1: go eat it, dick. How about that.
- 51:15Speaker 2: Clip that Okay, I had to go to London. We
- 51:18Speaker 2: would never go because you're a poor bitch. I could
- 51:22Speaker 2: afford to get to London. How much was that ticket?
- 51:24Speaker 2: You can't afford to come back? Why are you laughing?
- 51:28Speaker 2: Who's laughing your whole life? Who the fuck is laughing?
- 51:30Speaker 2: Is it the camera man?
- 51:32Speaker 1: You shouldn't be focused on what we're saying. You should
- 51:35Speaker 1: be focused on my angles homeie. Actually, you're right, okay,
- 51:41Speaker 1: And I remember I could have stayed the next day
- 51:42Speaker 1: in London or came back later day. But you want
- 51:45Speaker 1: to know why I didn't. We have to do something
- 51:48Speaker 1: because it was Maria's wedding. Maria's wedding, and I paid more.
- 51:51Speaker 1: You paid more just to go because it's something that finally,
- 51:54Speaker 1: that's to one type thing.
- 51:56Speaker 2: That's one of your best friends, my best friend, damn
- 51:58Speaker 2: near Okay, So this sneak is sneak to you one
- 52:01Speaker 2: of your little brothers. Yes, that's family to you. Yes,
- 52:04Speaker 2: transit of property. Cookie should be his bigger sister. He
- 52:08Speaker 2: doesn't come through for his bigger sister. What do you
- 52:10Speaker 2: think he'll come through for you? For exactly what I'm saying,
- 52:13Speaker 2: because of her period.
- 52:15Speaker 1: Because this girl the only way we can fix the ship.
- 52:17Speaker 1: The girl wasn't giving birth. His girl wasn't giving it.
- 52:19Speaker 2: He was giving birth. Okay, okay, okay, you're having a baby.
- 52:23Speaker 2: I totally understand. I'm sorry you had your period, Pops.
- 52:27Speaker 2: If this was a period, doctor sneak period.
- 52:29Speaker 1: Doctor m d, I've had God, Get the fuck out
- 52:34Speaker 1: of here, Get the fuck out of this.
- 52:38Speaker 2: Was the gas man with the girlfriend. No, no, no,
- 52:41Speaker 2: you know you want to know what the words? No, no, no,
- 52:43Speaker 2: you know you want to come for your girl? Does
- 52:45Speaker 2: your pussy hurt right now as well? Or no? Funk
- 52:49Speaker 2: out of here? Who the fuck said that? Talking about me?
- 52:56Speaker 2: You're talking about me? Okay, there's the way away, hold up,
- 52:58Speaker 2: hold up to garden, the funk on, I'm not holding on. Jakarta. Oh,
- 53:05Speaker 2: I'm gonna see you. Do know what I'm saying. I'm talking.
- 53:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna see you home.
- 53:12Speaker 2: Your drove Wait, Jakarta, you want was the words part crazy.
- 53:15Speaker 2: The worst part is this government for two months.
- 53:20Speaker 1: Two months. He told somebody whos been with for two
- 53:22Speaker 1: months over cookie because she was on her period. She
- 53:26Speaker 1: wasn't dying, she wasn't in, she wasn't at the doctors.
- 53:30Speaker 1: She was she was dealing with something she does monthly, monthly.
- 53:35Speaker 2: But I didn't know if you knew this was pussy
- 53:38Speaker 2: was hurting at the time as well. So I think
- 53:40Speaker 2: they both hit their period the same time. His eggs
- 53:42Speaker 2: were also dying. Can you take care of me?
- 53:46Speaker 1: That's what this was what you put on a But
- 53:49Speaker 1: we was over there kicking it. We was we was
- 53:51Speaker 1: doing We have to support it.
- 53:53Speaker 2: Family. You at these could have been wall no, no,
- 53:54Speaker 2: let let us talk.
- 53:55Speaker 1: You at these could have been like PZ folk and
- 53:58Speaker 1: and and and anybody left came, came and been a
- 54:02Speaker 1: pussy with your girl there.
- 54:03Speaker 2: Still came, still came, still came. They were all pussies.
- 54:06Speaker 1: They came.
- 54:07Speaker 2: They were miserable with their girl there.
- 54:09Speaker 1: But they were there.
- 54:10Speaker 2: That's what matters. Everyone. Everyone came with her matter.
- 54:14Speaker 1: Okay, sneaky, sneaking of everything. That is not my job
- 54:18Speaker 1: as a grown man. It's baby to do so many things.
- 54:21Speaker 1: You could have gone, you sneaky you could have tooken
- 54:24Speaker 1: the bus. You could have woke up right and be like,
- 54:27Speaker 1: you know what, I have to make it, baby, sorry,
- 54:28Speaker 1: let me get dressed.
- 54:30Speaker 2: Let me ask you this, Let me ask you this.
- 54:31Speaker 1: I know for a fact he's busting missions going way
- 54:33Speaker 1: farther for some stupid ship like nahs, for sure, for sure,
- 54:39Speaker 1: for sure. A I seen this spot that I got
- 54:41Speaker 1: a tagging fucking India, you probably would have taken a
- 54:43Speaker 1: bus there. Bro, Come on, bro, it was a baby shower.
- 54:47Speaker 1: That's that's it wasn't even there fighting mouse out. You
- 54:54Speaker 1: just like me, for real, just for real, baby sneaks,
- 54:57Speaker 1: baby sneaking.
- 54:58Speaker 2: I was just doing that yesterday. I fucking love that ship, bro,
- 55:01Speaker 2: I totally get it why people try and retard off
- 55:03Speaker 2: that ship. You ever seen poofs pass out? I passed
- 55:07Speaker 2: on the phone with you. Yeah you did? You did?
- 55:10Speaker 1: What time? You call me?
- 55:11Speaker 2: No, I'm talking to know. I'm standing up. I'm standing up.
- 55:15Speaker 2: This was like, man, when I just started kicking with
- 55:17Speaker 2: dinner and them, you know, and I was duncing it
- 55:19Speaker 2: right outside his house and I have my phone in
- 55:22Speaker 2: my hand and I'm facetiming him and I pass out
- 55:25Speaker 2: and I wake up, and.
- 55:27Speaker 1: He's like, for what the fuck is wrong with you?
- 55:29Speaker 1: And I'm like, yo, did I like what happened right now? Wait?
- 55:32Speaker 1: Did you call me? You just passed down?
- 55:35Speaker 2: But I passed out. I didn't let myself fall hunh.
- 55:37Speaker 2: I caught myself on the door and then I woke up.
- 55:39Speaker 1: Bro was now time I had a bad last trip.
- 55:42Speaker 1: I like I was there, but I could see my
- 55:45Speaker 1: body like, and I was like so big a ship,
- 55:50Speaker 1: like an eclipse going on right now? Now girls that
- 55:56Speaker 1: you think nasing? Girls that nas? What do you think
- 55:59Speaker 1: about them?
- 56:00Speaker 2: Uh?
- 56:01Speaker 1: Run me that?
- 56:02Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know that bitch.
- 56:06Speaker 1: Right right right? Come on now if we did nay nozzing,
- 56:09Speaker 1: lets another second throw that nauses quivalent, she's sucking dick.
- 56:15Speaker 2: Have you thought about it? Nauzing?
- 56:17Speaker 1: I do like a few times the other one Nah
- 56:20Speaker 1: get the money? Yeah, but no, I thought the other way.
- 56:22Speaker 1: I just don't wrong like that M personally. Yeah, No,
- 56:27Speaker 1: it's just not how I what do you? What do you?
- 56:28Speaker 1: What do you got played? After this? You're gonna go home?
- 56:30Speaker 2: Why do you want to hang out? I'll be damn,
- 56:32Speaker 2: but I don't know. You have to ask him if
- 56:34Speaker 2: his girt on her period you might have to go
- 56:36Speaker 2: to going to give her a hug or some stupid
- 56:39Speaker 2: ship fucking pussy on the hight. Hey, let's invite some
- 56:42Speaker 2: bitches and just kick your here. But we do last time.
- 56:46Speaker 2: We didn't do that. We did last time. We invited
- 56:49Speaker 2: the strippers, the bitches, all of them. You remember.
- 56:53Speaker 1: That fool will stay for show. We've being bitches in
- 56:56Speaker 1: her story for show.
- 56:57Speaker 2: I know foods. I know foods get with girls just
- 56:59Speaker 2: to cheat on. Trust me, That's what all my homies do,
- 57:02Speaker 2: all of them, every single one, all my homies, they
- 57:08Speaker 2: only get with girls like bro. I remember I wondered
- 57:11Speaker 2: the homies.
- 57:12Speaker 1: He was just like, you know, the crazy, you know,
- 57:13Speaker 1: the creative food that I've never seen you cheap before,
- 57:16Speaker 1: never had a bitch before, I never had come on,
- 57:18Speaker 1: now I did have a bitch too long terms. Yeah,
- 57:22Speaker 1: year they're weak though, I think so they were weak,
- 57:26Speaker 1: not in my book. Sorry that I'm not fucking every
- 57:29Speaker 1: bitch that's online like you. You know they're bad though. Hey,
- 57:32Speaker 1: I ain't never seen you with an ugly bitch. I've
- 57:34Speaker 1: seen you with a lot of bitches though, like a lot,
- 57:37Speaker 1: Like it's getting kind of crazy at this point. You're
- 57:39Speaker 1: fucking too much?
- 57:40Speaker 2: Is that shit? Is it just so attached to you?
- 57:43Speaker 2: You fucking bitches? Four times a day, different girls, all
- 57:46Speaker 2: the time, every when you're with your girlfriend. I just
- 57:48Speaker 2: don't know how you happy. This is fun, But I
- 57:56Speaker 2: love this podcast and I feel like I found a
- 57:59Speaker 2: second wind. I feel like a crack had to just discovered.
- 58:02Speaker 1: Crack. M Do you think Rick Way for you? You know,
- 58:06Speaker 1: you know, you know Freeway Recross, you know the recross,
- 58:08Speaker 1: I got the Snowfall. Do you think he ruined the
- 58:10Speaker 1: black community with crack? What? Hey?
- 58:17Speaker 2: What what if? Teach you how to record?
- 58:21Speaker 1: Line? I don't do that?
- 58:26Speaker 2: Ship? Bro, I play boy, you don't do that ship.
- 58:29Speaker 2: He sneaking? Can you get some st from upstairs? I
- 58:31Speaker 2: play boy, you gotta get I got some right here,
- 58:36Speaker 2: the sneak, sneaky, go get it it. Don't be stupid,
- 58:38Speaker 2: my boy, stop sucking me. Because my little brother watched this.
- 58:42Speaker 2: He does, so stop fucking me and he don't so.
- 58:45Speaker 2: I mean, you know, there's nothing to know like stop
- 58:48Speaker 2: sucking something stupid too about literally, Bro, you're not a
- 58:52Speaker 2: team player. I'm gonna let you know right now you're not,
- 58:54Speaker 2: because yesterday you were embarrassing. You made me feel like
- 58:56Speaker 2: a little kid. Bro, Why I kept asking you for
- 58:58Speaker 2: a bisco take a picture of that? Like a fuck up?
- 59:01Speaker 1: Get away from you? If forget my decorating that I
- 59:04Speaker 1: had some kind of like kind of like oh yeah,
- 59:10Speaker 1: but even I.
- 59:12Speaker 2: Know life food. Hey, go to seventy eleven and get
- 59:14Speaker 2: this some tap sticks food. That's just getting me mad
- 59:16Speaker 2: as fuck? Dog? Like, why you live so fucking tech.
- 59:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw that ship at you. Bro?
- 59:22Speaker 2: Did you hungry? Fat? Fuck? Did you how to work
- 59:24Speaker 2: it up on me? I don't even do work put on,
- 59:26Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw that Stop playing with me, boy, Stop
- 59:29Speaker 2: playing with me, Bro, I told you what you teach
- 59:31Speaker 2: me how to wreck it out here. I'm gonna put
- 59:32Speaker 2: a little bit. I'm a guy that I'm gonna throw
- 59:34Speaker 2: it at you for setting. We're gonna get down, get
- 59:37Speaker 2: down right now to help me.
- 59:37Speaker 1: I ain't no bitch.
- 59:38Speaker 2: You're not right out there. If you know me, I'm
- 59:40Speaker 2: not crash ship. You know me, Hemmy, stop playing.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie about you're a bitch.
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie you're a bitch like you're telling
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: me that bitch. How about make it fine. I don't
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: know why this was laughing like he just asked me
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: yesterday for something.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: Okay here.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: Right there, it would have been a fane. Yeah, no,
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: imagine why I don't know. You know, you know, you
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: know foods that ever smoked meth? Yet, my dad, you
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: fucking up the fucking bitch. He fucking knew that.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: You fucking pizza ship Terry's motherfucker fuck you fucking radical
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Muslim drug addic bitch. Your fucking moss was like ship,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: like fucking Solvaco bitch, like you said.
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: He passed me bothered.
- 1:01:06Speaker 5: Can I say, Oh, my fucking god, bro, I remember.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: I remember, I remember, I remember I was at a
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: comedy show.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: I was like, I remember.
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: I was like, it's getting me piste off, said father home,
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: you want to run there, give me hime off, Like come,
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: you know what was at me? It was probably six.
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: You did that to me, fucking fat fuck dumb ass,
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: just talk about six real quick. Was getting me pissed off.
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: The other day he kept telling me he keep it out.
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: I'm a back in my day. Well he's gonna trip.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: It's my ship to her me, I do whatever funk
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: I want? Who game is this by the way, what
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: was it film? I just lost my wallet? Yeah, I
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: lost my wallet. I guess what all I had? My idea,
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: The stupid, dumb, fat fuck idiot piece of ship is
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: my How do you say calling my dad a A
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: B A? Why are you laughing that nigga didn't do
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: maths by? I remember when my my my, when my
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: leg when my leg broke, Remember my leg broke?
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: You remember you did it?
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: And when my leg, my leg broke and I was
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: in the sharp, I tell you I fell went on. Well,
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: it's just bob. You know, he's shorting it sometimes, you
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. That's not like an Indonesian thing
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: to say, though I don't know what Indonesians called their father.
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: You know, I've never talk with foods that call their
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: father daddy.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: I'm never like that.
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: I know that's a black thing though, like black foods
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: that they be like, no, no black foods. They be like,
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: oh yeah, my daddy.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: They're right.
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: You've never hear about you hang out with four black people.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Call a black person right now on your phone, go
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: call somebody, call the darkest one. You know, wait, I
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: buy no call it.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: Calling black.
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: That's just not funny. With me. Why you laughing?
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: Sneaky, but you're gonna go save somebody on a period.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: But no, no, no, call a black person right now, call.
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: A black person. Fuck.
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: That fool kept coming up to me.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: He kept saying, like cause I was dissing his pod.
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck it was. Well, I
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: was just like I brought a brought up my Instagram.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: But I looked at him like this, I said, I
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: help me. Numbers don't lie, he said, but get your
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: ass on my black guy.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: No Indonesian is hi A yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: high daddy. Though you ever seen Austin Powers?
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: Daddy wasn't there?
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: That's you, that's sneaky, that's you. Oh say you don't
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: have a father as well? What happened none of y'all do?
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: Huh got dad? Yeah to me? Yeah yeah, no, no, no,
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: but I have I ever ate I have black hommies.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: Then they'd be like like oh yeah, like oh yeah,
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: my daddy from here, and like oh my dad. You know,
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: I'd like it's kind of gay. But you know, what
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: do you say? Yeah my daddy from isis you swear
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: we don't have that much money? Do you think terrorists
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: are bawling.
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: I don't like that you're a poor Muslim, like I
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: mean other Muslim who's poor? Who the fuck is poor?
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: Like I mean other mu who the fuck is poor?
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: Nig I'm not fucking poor, you dumb fat bitch. I
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: want your house, literally you you your house is customized.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: Cut us out.
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: I've seen that ship too. I know you ain't talking, bitch.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: What you're talking about? The light?
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: The light that's.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: The light I have in my living room. It looks
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: like the ones from the school case so.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: You know when you go to the school, you know
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: those lights that you would jumping You can lift him
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: the holloway one.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: Jakarta has all of those around his house. I have one,
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: you know. And that's the problem.
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: You don't have one because you're porn KETI for another one.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: It doesn't glitching. And why don't you shut the fuck up?
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: Make sure my pictures right, dumb fuck brother have he's
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: talking about my crib.
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: The area you live in is fucking Afghanistan. Fod okay
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: what it is where Jakarta?
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: Now, you and your brother have bunk, but it's like
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: it's like step brothers. I'm not gonna call him dad
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: robber better not get in my face. I dropped that motherfucker. Yeah,
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: but you're poor football.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: I'm not. There's nothing wrong with that. I'm not poor.
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: Where the fuck did you get donate monthly to you?
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: Now you don't Now you don't learn? Oh yeah you.
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: Hey, But you know what he used to do.
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: He used to give me clothes and then roast me
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: when I wore them.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: Specifically though, he would give me a pair of pants,
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: wait till next week, till we hit the club.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: I have them ships on career, recording him of your ship.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: I remember Miguel shouts out to hommy Miguel when Miguel
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: was around us and I made fun of him once.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: I called the hommie Miguel human shrek. Yeah, I remember that.
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: That fool got so mad every time someone was making
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: fun of me. The camera would be running. Every time, Bro,
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: we wouldn't even be talking to him for like an hour.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Someone was like, oh, you fat bitch from right here,
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: and how long how long has it been right now
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: for his party?
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: That's that ship that gets you smacked in your mouth.
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: Let you know right now, I think who went to
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: that cruse? Tell her?
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Yeah, funk him hommy, So how chie, I don't know
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: nothing about no man? Who are Who's cruise that?
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: Cruise cruise cruise cruise cruise.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: Cruisies nuts in your fucking mouth, cruse no cruses, cruse
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: A cross blue cruises cross yes, really yeah? What does
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: Lopez mean? Fat? Fuck?
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: Wow?
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: Nothing? No, no man, sneak. I know you know you're
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: not talking ambodor. What the fuck does that mean? So?
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: I saw my dad made it up on the way
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: to l A. That's not how it happened, you know.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: I told him that.
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: He was like, are you fucking stupid? And if your
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: dad's name is far hot, yeah, far like like a
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: fart that's hot. No, I wouldn't say that, Okay, Okay, bro,
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: your family alone, there's like twenty Daniels, no one special.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it with you, okuy, so shut the
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: fuck up.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: Okay. And your face has dark spots okay. Yeah, and
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: your lives are funny enough. Don't say they're falling off
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: though they are. I feel like all they need is
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: like a good lips crab. I just need, you know what.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: I just need me a bitch bro, Like they just
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: just really understands me. Okay, I feel like, because like
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: that's all people want in life, but all we want
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: to let.
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: Your pour up, bitch. Okay, cruise, cruise. I eat a dick.
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: You don't ever disrespect me like that how you just did? Okay,
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: you watch your fucking mouth. Okay, I don't care what
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: the cameras around, because you know what the cameras ain't around.
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: You know what happens been already. Okay, listen, mommy, I
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: doing a joke with a gay food and that was
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: actually like with it. I'm trying to give you the
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: knowledge you can't learn to college.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: Learn this on telemoondo tomorrow. Okay, ready, Cruse, Cruise, Cruise.
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: I like macky.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: I mean you said, um no, like what my love
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: the machine?
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: Yeah, let's beatas you know what that means.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: The dicks.
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: You know what they call me on my job, right,
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: I know, Mexicans. They're my favorite. And man, shout out
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: the hommy surgery. He'll be watching this ship too, offers
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: from my job, be watching my surgery, watching the ship.
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: What's up, surgery, you dumb bitch, fucking surg fucking stupid
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: immigrant bitch.
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: Fuck surgeroy is he sorry? No, he's actually pretty. He's
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: pretty tall. I don't know Sergio sticky bitchually wants to
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: come to one of the shows. I'm gonna bring him.
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: I'll bring them.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: The fact.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Oh you know, I mean I don't know nothing. I
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: know he knows how the cookie so my job. He's
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: a chef, bro crazy Yeah, Bro, so he's the one.
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: You're not funny.
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep you.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: Hold this's gonna follow up. Hold on.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: You know I'm saying about this something you never touched it. Okay,
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: So you're to go for krisas food because me here,
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: my boy like like, like, what what do you go for?
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: Chie? He's a he's a fucking homosexual.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: So foods that go for chia Us are holmost No America,
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: there's another team think to the north there.
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: Right, that's a bad dumb bitch and he chid up food.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: When I remember that's the set of themento when I
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: when I when I was in when I was in
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: senior year at my continuation school.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: Bro, those was running ship food that amento. I love
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: those foods, bro.
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: That you you know that for Christova? Yeah, that's your dog.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Ain't your fucking dog? You fat dumb ass?
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: You don't know you you're gonna show you him he
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: be like gave you a gla.
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: I know, thank you.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: I was going for Do you want to kick after this? Okay, Jakarta,
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: you know, I'm just I want to slow to find out,
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: you know for real? Yeah, I have shipped to them
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: what make fun of people? Okay, because that's all. So
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: you're supposed to go for them. For me, that's the
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: team you go for. Yeah, who are their rivals?
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: Uh, there's like there's a couple right like boo mas oh,
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: but there's a team called something right yeah?
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: Yeah, where there whore's teeing it from? Well, they're all
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: from Mexico, no I know, but like what city? Like
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: what state?
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: All the same? I don't got sits out there? Y'all
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: got sections?
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: Colonias? Colonia? Is that what it's called? Damn? I would
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: love to go back to. Whenever we go to Mexico,
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: we only go to Hong Kong. So no, Hong Kong
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: where the horrors are me and you we always go remember,
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: yes always when you have a girlfriend as well. So
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: weird okay, But.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: Jakarta, if you're supposed to go for cruisaso, I feel
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: like there's a joke coming up other than because of
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: me and my mom ps goes for America.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: Don't go for America for sure. I've always liked them.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: He goes for America. Yeah, I go for a Medica.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: But they're like the gay food they're known for being gay. Yep,
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: that's definitely my team. What do you mean fruity how foods?
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: Fruity and soccer?
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like they think they're better than that. I've
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: only heard bad things about Chivas growing up because who's
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: always talk.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: The reason you heard bad about Chivas is because all
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: your homies are America fans like.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: PC yu Yo Kaream. Oh my god, where's yu Yo?
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: My sister? Which one Erica?
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: And then and then we cuts my mom Aiden and
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: Krusaul fans. What team does guts go for Cruz and
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: you go for Kruzos. I fucking dislike that team so much.
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: I wish them nothing but the worst. That just won.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: They just won the championship. They just beat onto this team.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: Everybody's league on there, dumb bitch. Well fucking teams are Indonesia.
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: Oh we actually whenever fight Rugs, the Rugsters, you know,
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: you know, the bomb squad Indonesia. Whenever they do, they
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: do their towers, they do an exhibition game, right to
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: go to the World Cup. We always lose to like
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: the Philippines or like Malaysia or something.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: Damn for real. I mean everyone there's like four foot
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: tall four feet tall in Indonesia. Yeah, yeah, I'm like
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: the tass.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: You know. By the way, I found the finest Indonesian woman.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: I think I followed her just to show you today.
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: Actually that's a man Indonesian. That's Jackie Chan right.
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: Let me see what can I say?
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: Let me oh my god, I don't know your mom
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: how to TikTok. Fucking race sis. The racism shit is
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: funny until you meet a real racist. You know what
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: I'm saying. Everything's funny games until they say, be honest.
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: Have you ever have you like?
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: Everything's funny games until somebody goes, yeah, fucking you know
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: what I'm saying in public? Every way you can say
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: that yar word. I don't wish nothing I say. I
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: said no, I mean, bro, what the fuck? It's not
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: fucking nineteen fifties, So the fun would I want to
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: be saying that? Ship I don't play like that. You
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: know if there's a decade in time you wanted to
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: live in. What would it be when they had that,
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: when they have the Zusu rides about you? Two thousand
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: thousand one waits your fair ine month September.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: A lot of people, a lot of people died that
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: day actually, so we shouldn't even play like that because
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: of your people.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: You swear you swear week award. Hey, be honest, are like,
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: you know what I think happened? No, No, I think
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: that should happened. Bush did nine to eleven with the Israelis.
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: Let me keep I'm gonna keep you. Bush did nine
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: eleven with Israelis. And then this dumb fuck Oshama bin
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: Laden just seen some ship and there was.
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: Like you did it?
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: He was like, hell, yeah I did that ship. Boy,
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: you weren't even doing that ship. Let's be honest, though,
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: Let's let's be let's just be honest. Let's just be real.
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: This nigga Duno he never missing me all and let's
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: be honest. Let's be honest. I'm not.
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: What do you guys?
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: What are you your family to do on on September eleventh,
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: like like other than we throw a beach party, the
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: annual beach party, like fucking swear, you stupid, fucking dumb Mexican,
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: Like what the fuck food you swear? Bro? That ship
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: ain't cool. That ship is never cool on my book, Bro,
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: But you know how hard it was for those people
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: in America after that should happened, everyone was like, oh
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: my god, boohoo what booo? What you think ice is tough?
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: Ship? Then need four I says, just just to pick
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: your fat ass up fucking pizza.
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: Ship, bitch, like like you love bringing up how hard
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: it was, like like you weren't around, bitch, Like yeah, yeah,
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: I wasn't around. And then you guys easy it could
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: just cover your face.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: You think, you think just like what like everyone they
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: see that ship and they think instant terrorists, Like that's
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: the ship that you don't understand.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: Like, I know we play around a lot, bro, but
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: those just really went through a lot. Bro, Like the
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: Muslim people in America. Bro, you would understand, Bro, because
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: you're a dumb spick like a ship that was mean, man,
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: because you're making fun of Muslim so much. I'm sorry,
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: that's just not cool. I hate when you do that
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: ship you're making fun of white people. I have to
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: make fun of you. I didn't even mean that. Can
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: we cut that part out? Can we bleep it out
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: least because I don't want to get canceled. I just
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: started my career right now. I'm like, this should just
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: this should just started. That's not interesting.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: You know, Hey, when your mom can't find I had
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: job that she just start putting like random yellow wear
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: her hair.
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: Rapkins, napkins.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: Like when your mom goes outside and she doesn't fight
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: your passport idea or a green card, what the fuck
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: does she do? What does she do?
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: No man asking you you're fat dumb? He's about to
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: be racist as fuck, right.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: M.
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: Oh man, I got your mom never your mom never
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: enough on her and she was like, it's okay, we
- 1:17:21Speaker 4: come on now. I like you good, a good job.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: So she does want something to put over her head.
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: See that we could go now, human, human, let's go.
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna lie. I think I think if
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: ice gets you foos, I'm not. I won't even be
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: mad at this one, at this one. I want to
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: at this point, I'll help. I'll help. Why are you
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: laughing so much?
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: Dumb? Fuck?
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: Why you laughing so much? Don't you gotta go? Hug
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: somebody or some ship. What the funk where did that
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: come from? Are we done?
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: Yeah? We're done, Bro. You should have made fun of
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: people like that.
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: Okay, you got any think that we are done for today?
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: Is that how you think you've heard my mom talk?
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: She didn't talk like that.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: Hey, what did you come here speak? You did?
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: Fucking stupid, terrious mud the order of fucking bro.
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: I don't want the people to take out a conscious
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: cut blur that can't blare what they are like, blurt
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: my lips, bla lips, neffet blur this sound because that's
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: not cool.
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: I don't fuck with that. Yeah, hey, bro, when I
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: asked for your opinion, I'll ask it's not shut the
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: funk up? How long have we been potting for? How
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: long we've been potting for? We'll ask him, you ask
- 1:19:01Speaker 2: him to see what he tells you.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Pretty few me.
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: Only an hour fifteen. Yeah, we reached one forty. Last
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: episode they liked, Yeah, they like the long podcast. They're like,
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: they're like long pods. All I listened to I listened
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: to today. I was listening to Joe listened like Joe
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: rug getting impulsive? Are you listening to pods? Yeah?
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: Oh like figures that North they have a part, I believe.
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: Now I'll be watching the coaching staff for America. They
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: go to I've been watching a lot of fucking lately,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: gilds Arena. Okay, oh, because you know, because you know,
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: Kenyan Martin and and Draymond Green are beefing and tough
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: right now, what I don't know, something like stupid.
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: They're beefing and like hard. They're both not bitches too,
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: They're both very aggressive people. I think the whole the premise,
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: the whole thing.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: If I can remember, I was watching a little bit
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: clip Kenyan Martin is that he can name to two
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: hundred better small forward a part forwards better than Draymond.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: That's a bullshit two hundred. That's bullshit. Two hundred, he said,
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: that's bullshit. That's bullshit. He's at least top twenty thirty,
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: top thirty for sure. Draymond Green, a lot of people
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: just credit him just because Klay Thompson and Steph Craig
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: were really stars, but definitely was a great role player.
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: But the Big Three exactly.
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: But at some point right they no, definitely bro they
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: don't back to back three three Yeah, no, no, it
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: was two and then one because Lebron came, so it
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: was two.
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: Lebron came one, one, and then they went after I
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: think I think that's that four though. Yeah they won
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: again with KD when KD came. Oh yeah, right right,
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: so they have four and all. I think Curry could
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: go down as the best point guarden ever. And then
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: it shut your dumb ass up. You only watched that
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: shit on Telemundo Curry, You didn't.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: Curry's the best point guard.
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: It's not Magic Johnson. He's Magic Johnson. First aids. Nobody
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: beat aids. They all die everyone. No, didn't your uncle Pete.
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: Don't bring that that. No, he be like that.
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: I don't know if he had that or not. I
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: said that, Yeah I was, I was guessing. But what
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: was that the first gas? You know what I'm saying.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: I don't even talk about that. But you fix your lip?
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: You have dick on there?
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: Get oy gave me the water from a stairs. You
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: just president the not the one. Yeah, okay, where's my
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: where's my food? And there? Don't touch my fucking pussy.
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: I think it's Magic Johnson. Number one point guard ever?
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: For sure? Are you crazy? Okay?
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: Bro, he was six.
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: He was like six eleven, six six, He was like
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: six eleven at a time where where point guards weren't
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: big whenever, all point guards were like small, they were
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: plumbers at that time. You know what I'm saying. He
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: was not. I was playing against real dogs. Julius Irving
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: was there, you know what, playing against the Kareem was
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: over there.
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But what's the other full name,
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: the one that was part of the Detroit team, Isaiah
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: Thomas Thomas.
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: He's playing foods like that. Okay. They used to beat
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: the ship bro Isaiah Thomas used to get bitched back
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: in the day because he was so small that was
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: whooped that food like physically, you know. But then the
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: team became the Bad Boys. There were dogs were dogs.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: Yeah they won.
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I never did that. Ros played with them.
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: Dennis Roden played with him before he went to the Bulls,
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: before he turned off tweaked out.
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: No, yes, yeah, he won Bad Boys. He won Bad
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: Boys and then he went.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: To the Bulls.
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: You're right, yeah, I play a lot of two k Okay.
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: I'm one of those foods that know basketball through like
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: I know uf C th through the game magic Magic
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: Johnson is the best point guard for sure, of all time,
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: of all time and the best. So give me the
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: five started five of all of every single one. Yes,
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: So so starting would be Magic Johnson as your point
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: guard for sure. Second would probably beat Kobe or no,
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's better than Kobe, but Kobe had
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: a bigger impact in my opinion personally just well, actually, no,
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: cap Jordan's shoes. Yeah, but Jordan made a way bigger impact.
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: But Kobe made an impact more on our city where
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: we're from. We're from l A. I wasn't thinking Jordan, motherfucker.
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: I was screaming Kobe when I shot that ship in
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: the trash. Yeah you know what I'm saying.
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: Okay, So you.
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: Would be Magic Johnson, Johnson, Michael Jordan. On the third,
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: it would be Lebron, On the fourth it would be
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: Tim Duncan, and then on the fifth would be Kareem.
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: That's the best line up you can Wow. Okay, that's
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: that's there's no, there's no, that's not even again. Who
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: your shooting guard on No, the ma Stuggars, Michael fucking
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: Jordan's twenty three? Oh yeah, okay, and nobody beating that, brother,
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: It's impossible I would, Okay, so thank you. I just
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: think there's no way she looks pops anything. Got no
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: beer through that bitch. I know they for show got
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: some hennessy. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think in
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: that delicious thank you, brother, I don't think Curry.
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: If Curry had the ability he has right now, in
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: that time, Curry would be unguardable the way he shut
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: they because they played a lot.
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: Of they would think this motherfucker was doing magic.
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: Yeah, but there was before Curry was Curry.
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: There was another man mad and he was the point
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: guard on the Nuggets, Chris Childs. I believe his name
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: is Chris Charles and he converted to his slam and
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: then he changed his name to my mood.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: With that boy. Shout out rosecrans Vic because I remember
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: talking about it with Vic.
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: Went your center, you said it? Who you say?
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: Kareem?
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: Oh, my fucking guy, You're okn't thet me go point
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: guard has the most point He's the best Lakers, So
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: how the fun will he not be the best center?
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: Shaq would have dog Kareem. Okay, my center would be
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: want the Fiber said would be my start from the one.
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: Someone for one start? Uh A Magic Johnson? You're right?
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: Did you eat all my fries? You didn't know that?
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: A gang?
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: Okay, Magic Johnson, Magic john'son will be my one. My
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: two would be Kobe Bryant. I think he's a better
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: shooter than Michael Jordan's.
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: I mean, percentages don't lie, pops. I'm just I think
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: he worked harder than That's Jordan. That's what I think.
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: I think my dog in him, Mike my three. Mike
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: three would be Lebron as well. It has to be
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: my four. If it was at Lebron, who would it be.
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: There's there's no other person that could succme even near. No,
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: Larry Bird was a shooting guard. No, Larry Bird I
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: think was he was on the two. He was on
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: the two.
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: Look at us.
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: No, No, but but he plays at three.
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: Black are gonna hate this ship?
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I would go with I like her Mello trash,
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: Mellow's not try not trash. But I compared to Lebron, yeah,
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: he's not Lebron. Lebron has been consistent his whole career.
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: That's why.
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: That's why. Okay, so it would be again, Bro, you
- 1:25:53Speaker 2: know how much can I say my one through five?
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:25:55Speaker 2: Do you even know what you're saying? Though? Yeah, I
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: can sucking into ruts? Shut the fuck up, Commiso.
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: My one would be Mitt Johnson, My two would be Kobe,
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: My three would be Lebron. Yeah, my four, oh, Tim
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: Duncan or KG KG KG doesn't have ship on Tim Duncan.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: Tim Duncan was Tim Duncan and all about fundamentals and
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: then and then my fifth would be Shock Shock.
- 1:26:24Speaker 2: That's not a bad lineup, squad, That's not a bad
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: line up. Mostly, I think, yeah, I think Shaq would
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: bitch Kareem as well. Kareem just knows more fundamentals and
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: he has more more knowledge about the game. He had
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: a much longer career, you know what I'm saying, and
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: he's he's always been the top of his career at
- 1:26:41Speaker 2: the end of all, At the end of both careers,
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: everyone deteriorates, you know. I think if Lebron was to
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: stop right now though forever legend, because he's still good,
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: we're still good, Lebron could finish.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: If Lebron could have finished his career five years ago
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: and still would have been it would have been cool.
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: I don't think he's the greatest player of all time.
- 1:27:00Speaker 2: So who would be your goat?
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: Uh, Kobe Brant would be the goal? Okay because of impact.
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of that's because the impact.
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: Especially you're from LA. I know when fucking when fucking
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: Kobe died for you, it was like fucking Selena left
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: all over again, you know, and that shit fucking hurt
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: us bad, especially, you know, just one I didn't even know,
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: so that's he gonna, Yeah, I let that song. But
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: other than that, I don't really know Selena because I'm
- 1:27:28Speaker 2: not Hispanic, you know, Okay, don't be his pain, be
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: his Panic, all right? But anyways, Yeah, I know when
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: Kobe died. I was at the mosque, literally, I was
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: working her mind. Boss walked, then he goes Kobe Bryant hilicopter.
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: Whoa. I was like, what the fuck?
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: What are you talking about? So stood up and I
- 1:27:48Speaker 2: who died in hook up that she was so sad? Bro,
- 1:27:51Speaker 2: Where were you with Kobe? Where were you in Kobe Past?
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: Do you remember?
- 1:27:54Speaker 2: I was at my house? Where were you in nit Past?
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: I know exactly where I was on nit Past? I
- 1:27:57Speaker 2: was I put a local down the street from where
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: your house.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: No, I was working at Fort Logo, oh, the one
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: over there on Crunchhan Vernon spoke with Andy.
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what's crazy about that story?
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: Actually, I was at the drive through and I was
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: taking somebody's order and they asked me for something.
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: They asked you, they asked, asked, no, no, no, what
- 1:28:18Speaker 2: did they ask you?
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up your stupid dumb motherum sucking blowing
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: up ship, You fucking dumb bitch. You get me some
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: mad you and your people just smelly hair, The fucking
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: towsy gets pulling around your hair. It's just so stupid, bro,
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: You're like a dumb, fucking big piece of ship, you
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: fucking hit job wearing fox What but what does the
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: dot even stand for? What is the dot?
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: It's called shoot me here. It's called shoot me here
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: for those who's get on you. I'm not saying nothing, Yeah,
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: I'm not saying nothing, because there's gonna be a time.
- 1:28:47Speaker 2: It's gonna be a time where you gotta pay for
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: your crime. Hoomi sai.
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: Okay, back to the sorry I needed. They asking for something,
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: and I left, like the window open, and I was
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: gonna hand it to them and right when I'm gonna
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: be like.
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: He got shot and they juve off crazy. Oh you
- 1:29:05Speaker 2: think that has to be you think there had to
- 1:29:06Speaker 2: be somebody that has to be related or something, but
- 1:29:08Speaker 2: like probably somebody that you you know, and then nobody
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: they have to be talking about him. No, but at
- 1:29:15Speaker 2: the woman I didn't know him. Ten minutes later, the
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: ship comes down like on the news, like TMS Instagram.
- 1:29:24Speaker 2: After that day, my my polug is dead, he said,
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: his look like he owned that ship.
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: Motherfuck? Are you with cashier such your dumb fat ass?
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: You ain't talking about it, but my shit was dead. Bro,
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: we ain't get no business in a minute, fat ass.
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: You're the business. You're making half the revenue. You're fat.
- 1:29:42Speaker 2: Fuck I know you are a fat dumb ass.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: I know you. You the only one that has jokes. Motherfucker,
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: I have jokes too. I know you ain't talking talking
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: about my mom my moth. You don't know that, you
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: poor fucking Muslim bitch. If you share a room with
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: your brother, ass bitch, you fucking poor bitch to then
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: take the light of mikaylay you investigator the missing.
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: One. If a hallways lights is missing, I'm not sure,
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: where what in your room? Missing dead dark full of
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: full dark, lights off? No, you're listening to a pod
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: or nothing, probably watching something you leave it on while
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: you see. Oh my god, you don't gonna tell you.
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: You'll be so proud of me. That's what I just
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: try to watch ower Big Back Theory, y'all for real?
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: Raj ru Yeah, I'm not.
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: You're scared of the house.
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: That's me.
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: I'm not scared of her. It's just like I feel like, man,
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: it's just hard to find somebody you connect with nowadays.
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: You know, I'm saying if I just started watching it
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: because I lived, my life is so different, you know,
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: Like me and you, we gotta be around hose only
- 1:30:51Speaker 2: for because it's our job, right, I mean, that's the
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: reason why you're all around these bitches while you have
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: a girls shirt. But what do you like about it?
- 1:31:09Speaker 2: Who's your favorite character right now?
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: Well? No know, how far air are you.
- 1:31:12Speaker 2: Into the show? Like three episodes? Four episodes? Okay, okay,
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: so you met Penny met Howard Plaindy, the dumb bitch.
- 1:31:18Speaker 2: But she plays that stereotype right of the dumb blonde.
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: Yeah, and and I like how they say the word
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: transvestite in the beginning, remember, and then and they remember
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: that they're wed some of their neighbors. Yeah.
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like the food that the food that
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: joined the show at RAJ Howard Howard Wallowitz the Jew. Yeah,
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: and then that's what he's playing. How are you doing?
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: No, but but you know all that ship takes place
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: in Pasadena, Pasadena and Altedna. Yeah, because they go to
- 1:31:48Speaker 2: school and they go to school like cal Tech. No, no,
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: not call Tech. Uh, I think it is cal Tech.
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: It is cal Tech. I think they would they would
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: have won, like they go to some prosperous university or
- 1:31:59Speaker 2: some ship. But it takes places in the dina. It
- 1:32:00Speaker 2: takes in Pasadena, al Ta Dina. I didn't know that
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: because that's what I all talking about. It's crazy. But
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: just because that show, that's when when I was a kid,
- 1:32:07Speaker 2: like and when I was going to JB, that sho
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: would be on TV channel thirteen k cal and.
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: Penny and Penny Rais that teestcake, Penny Works, that cheesecake factory, which,
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: by the way, you've seen that list that these bitches
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: had and they were like, if a man takes me here,
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: I wouldn't go first day out of you.
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: I love Cheeseka fact three.
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: Yeah you don't.
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: Yeah, if a bitch, if you told the bitch, I'm
- 1:32:28Speaker 2: gonna take you the shoescake and she went, hell, now
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: you got me fucked up?
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: What you're doing?
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: Well, bitchy? Ship to eat a dick? Literally this one,
- 1:32:37Speaker 2: literally this one. But it's different with me because I
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: used to watch a lot of sitcoms growing up. So
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: like I've watched The Office, that's seventies shows, and these
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: are shows I alwaysell you about.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: I try to put you on Bang three, shows that
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: have a laugh truck quick, real quick?
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: Who fucks Penny?
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: Leonard?
- 1:32:57Speaker 2: Leonard? He does get it? Leonard does get Oh you're
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: talking about the whole show? Yeah, they get married, they do.
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I don't care if you're in it because
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: I'm just excited to watch it. And then Sting gets
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: with that one girl.
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: Yeah Jesus really right. You know we don't funk with them.
- 1:33:16Speaker 2: Fuck but yeah he gets with that ugly bite.
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: No, no, what you mean? Wait a minute? What how
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: many were waiting?
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: Ship? Fuck him?
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: That's it?
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: But you know, you know what other show you should watch?
- 1:33:28Speaker 2: What you said? Yeah, we we said that both of us.
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: Oh you speak friends, he's stupid, he's stupid. Don't even,
- 1:33:37Speaker 2: but don't even. Because they owned this ship, and they
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: owned the house, they owned the house. Is it because
- 1:33:44Speaker 2: they own the company you work for?
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
- 1:33:47Speaker 2: Look at this steak out and go because you're about
- 1:33:49Speaker 2: to break some ship, your fat dumb ass. Come, how
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: many wings did you get me? For real? Those are
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: my first see don't kill them all. But they're not
- 1:34:07Speaker 2: for your girl, but I'm telling you. And alright, man,
- 1:34:11Speaker 2: Phoenix it for episode five. Beford's back. Next week we're
- 1:34:16Speaker 2: gonna have Felipe from But now, hey, if any brands
- 1:34:20Speaker 2: want to sponsor this, any brands, any weed brands, any
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: clothing brands, fuck it, even massage brands. Are y'all coming
- 1:34:29Speaker 2: high at me? I'll put my email in the bio
- 1:34:31Speaker 2: right here. Good, My email is gonna be out here,
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: even only fans bitches. We're taking all sponsorships just whatever
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: it is, which we're just very open to sponsorships. Yeah,
- 1:34:42Speaker 2: just what we're doing. Yeah, just all right, link's gonna
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: be right here. Episode five photeas in for a podcast
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: Beutfrid's Revenge coming out. See you guys like Okay,