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Hour 1 - Fernand-UH-OH · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: in our one give me the word for Fernando Mendoza's
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Speaker 1: performance with the Raiders. He played in an exhibition game
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Speaker 1: last night, and boy did he not do a good job.
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that, and what does Houston's hesitation to
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Speaker 1: pay quarterback CJ. Stroud tell you about how they really
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Speaker 1: feel about him, how they really view him, and why
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Speaker 1: did the NFL decide to pick the pockets of the
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Speaker 1: This hour? And away we go. It's our number one.
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Speaker 1: Well it was the Mendoza Dooza. Yikes. Welcome in the
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Speaker 1: beginning of another night of the Ben Malor Show. We
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Speaker 1: We're gonna try to at least go a little higher
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Speaker 1: than lukewarm. Just a little higher than lukewarm. That is
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Speaker 1: the goal. We'll see how we do. Now we begin
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Speaker 1: this hour from the state of Texas. Well, technically it's
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Speaker 1: back in Vegas, but they were the Vegas football team
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Speaker 1: was in Houston, and they were playing a exhibition game,
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Speaker 1: not a real game, not real game, an exhibition game.
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Speaker 1: And that was the second look little peekaboo at Fernando Mendoza.
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Speaker 1: Fernando Mendoza, the number one overall pick in the twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty six NFL Draft, who played the entire first half
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Speaker 1: of the Raiders practice game against the Texans. Although even
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Speaker 1: though it was described as a practice game, it was
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Speaker 1: broadcast by the Fox refugees Joe Buck and Miami Dolphins
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Speaker 1: consultant Troy Aikman had the call. Ache Ben seemed genuinely
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Speaker 1: annoyed that he still had to call the game in
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Speaker 1: the fourth quarter, even though it was actually somewhat close.
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Speaker 1: And there you go. They were calling it for that small,
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Speaker 1: little fledgling cable channel out of the woods there in Bristol, Connecticut.
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Speaker 1: So I don't know if you saw it or not.
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Speaker 1: Perhaps not. I watched so you would not have to.
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Speaker 1: At least I had it on the background. I did
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Speaker 1: pay pretty close attention because I was told by many
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Speaker 1: experts who wear silver and black that my take about
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Speaker 1: Fernando Mendoza was completely wrong, and that's why I'm doing
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Speaker 1: overnight radio. So I watched Fernando Mendoza and I laughed,
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Speaker 1: and I laughed, and I laughed, and I the guy sucks.
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Speaker 1: Mendoza struggled to be kind. In his second exhibition game,
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Speaker 1: he threw a delicious interception that was returned for a
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Speaker 1: touchdown by a Houston defender and Las Vegas, who was
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Speaker 1: getting smacked around pretty good. They rallied back against the
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Speaker 1: fifth string of the t and they celebrated like they
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Speaker 1: had won the super Bowl, something a Raider team has
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Speaker 1: not done since the eighties. So you'd imagine they would
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Speaker 1: celebrate that like it was the super Bowl, because this
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Speaker 1: is the only time and the other Raiders have a
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Speaker 1: chance to win some games. So that is a good
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Speaker 1: jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. Give me
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Speaker 1: the word, Give me the word for Fernando Mendoza's performance
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Speaker 1: in week two of the exhibition season for the Raiders.
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Speaker 1: So I've got team Shop, Nintendo and Cucumber Martiniz and
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Speaker 1: we will combine all all of these things together and
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Speaker 1: we're gonna make some fruity two d ice cream is
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Speaker 1: what we're going to do. So again, to give me
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Speaker 1: the word, give me the word for vandam Mendoza's performance
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Speaker 1: with the Raiders. Here, I'm a going to go. My
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Speaker 1: word is cockpit. That is my word, cud, But why
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Speaker 1: would you use the word cockpit? You're stupid. That makes
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Speaker 1: my because I was watching this and f name it.
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Speaker 1: Fernando Mendoza stepped into the cockpit. He was in the
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Speaker 1: captain's chair. On the vomit comment, yep, the vomit comment.
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Speaker 1: You very rarely see the vomit comet in an exhibition game.
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Speaker 1: We saw the vomit comment. We did, Holy canolly, somebody
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Speaker 1: grab one of those airsickness bags. Raider fans are puking here,
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Speaker 1: there and everywhere. Whoa mister number one overall? Pick the
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Speaker 1: franchise is y'all told me. Now, listen, I got a
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Speaker 1: stack of emails. If you want to look at my inbox.
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Speaker 1: Y'all told me that Mendoza is supposed to lead Las
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Speaker 1: Vegas out of the dungeon they've been in for a generation,
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Speaker 1: and certainly we thought that was unlikely. Nothing changed our
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Speaker 1: opinion based on this exhibition game. I will tell you know,
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Speaker 1: can see, I'm gonna Benny bright Side. I'm not gonna
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Speaker 1: be a douche Canoe. Don't be a bad guy. I'll
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Speaker 1: be a nice guy. Listen. I want to compromise with
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Speaker 1: my friends. I got one of my best friends, a
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Speaker 1: big Raider fan, A couple of my buddies big Raider fans, right,
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Speaker 1: and so they were texting me and it was like
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Speaker 1: the movie Major League, you know, the beginning. We suck it,
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Speaker 1: you know, we suck all the same old Raiders and
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Speaker 1: all that at halftime. But here's theal I'll be, Benny
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Speaker 1: bright said, because I do believe that Fernanda Mendoz will
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Speaker 1: have a net positive on the business for the Raiders.
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Speaker 1: He will definitely increase the sales at the Raider Team shop. Now,
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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about people buying his jersey. I'm not
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Speaker 1: gonna go down that road because I don't think too
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Speaker 1: many people will buy his jersey because he sucks, but
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Speaker 1: he will increase sales at the Raider team shop because
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Speaker 1: fans will be lined up outside the team shop because
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Speaker 1: they want to buy that silver and black drama Meine
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Speaker 1: my god. Now, naturally, the jocksniffers, the media fanboys, they
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Speaker 1: activated the EEG. You know it's serious when you have
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Speaker 1: to activate the EEG in an exhibition game. What you're
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Speaker 1: not familiar with the EEG? What's wrong? Would you really?
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Speaker 1: What do you think the EEG is? You know? You don't? Okay,
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'm not going to tell you every
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Speaker 1: time I use it, but I mean we've used it
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Speaker 1: in the past. The EEG is the emergency excuse generator,
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Speaker 1: and what are those excuses? Let's see here, growing pains. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I guess he's a teenager. He's still growing. Give him time.
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Speaker 1: I love that. That's a classic. That's a throwback. Give
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Speaker 1: him time, Give him time. Yes, it's only preseason. He's
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Speaker 1: a green banana. I thought he was a human being.
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Speaker 1: I don't know now. Our rebuttal is one word. Our
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Speaker 1: rebuttal to the people using the emergency excuse generator is jabberwockie.
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Speaker 1: That is our rebuttal. Now, as I point out, this
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Speaker 1: is not a once a year talk show. This is
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Speaker 1: a daily talk show. It's on every night overnight. It's
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Speaker 1: really eight days a week. I do a podcast that
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Speaker 1: called The Fifth Hour on the weekends, which has become
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Speaker 1: just a labor levels. In our table read, I spent
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Speaker 1: a ten minutes talking to Lorraina how much I love
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Speaker 1: doing that podcast every weekend. And now it's really the
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Speaker 1: light of my right it's my north star. I just
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Speaker 1: love it so much. I look forward to every every Friday,
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Speaker 1: Saturday and sound. I cannot wait to go in the
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Speaker 1: pod studio and record fresh Pod. I just freaking love
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Speaker 1: the podcast. And so the point is, we have a
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Speaker 1: program to do right now, So we don't wait until
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Speaker 1: all this is said and done. We do it right
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Speaker 1: now in real time. I look at this, I don't
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Speaker 1: see when I saw Mendoza play, I didn't see, Hey,
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Speaker 1: it's only preseason. What I saw was a movie trailer,
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Speaker 1: right like Upcoming Attractions. Mendoza struggled, think about how bad
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Speaker 1: this is? You know why? It's an exhibition team. That
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Speaker 1: is true. However, he struggled to make plays against backups
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Speaker 1: who will be listening to the Ben Malor Show, part
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Speaker 1: of the Malard Militia soon. Because many of those players
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Speaker 1: that were on the field for the Texans and the
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Speaker 1: Raiders for that matter, will be working the overnight shift
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Speaker 1: at an Amazon fulfillment center near you, so they'll have
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Speaker 1: their headphones on. And we love the boys at Amazon
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Speaker 1: that listen to ups and the postal service that listen
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Speaker 1: all night. You guys keep us going. We thank you
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Speaker 1: for that. And I'm not besmirching you at all. I'm
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Speaker 1: just telling you that's who's going to be. That's what
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Speaker 1: they'll be doing in a couple of weeks. Mendoza faced
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Speaker 1: also slow churned French vanilla ice cream pass coverage. The
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Speaker 1: Texas pass coverage was soft creaming and practically begging to
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Speaker 1: be scooped up. So in two exhibition games, now two
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Speaker 1: exhibition games, Fernanda Mendoza has a passer rating below seventy
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Speaker 1: five and a yards per attempt at less than six
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Speaker 1: and it is completing less than sixty percent of his passes. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that seems like it's going pretty well. Yeah, I mean
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Speaker 1: you understand this was not a third round pick or
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Speaker 1: a fourth round pick. If it was that, you'd understand.
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Speaker 1: You say, okay, it was a gigantic overdraft by the Raiders.
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Speaker 1: It was Listen, I ripped the Rams election of Ty Simpson.
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Speaker 1: He went out there against the Vanilla defense and carved
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Speaker 1: up Kansas City like it was a Thanksgiving butterball turkey.
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Speaker 1: All right, And so I mean, what are you doing
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Speaker 1: if you cannot go out there and use your Samurai
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Speaker 1: sword against future package handlers? What the hell's going to
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Speaker 1: happen when the real predators of the NFL show up.
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Speaker 1: So at this point I agree with my buddy, same
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Speaker 1: old Raiders. They drafted a pilot struggling to fly, and
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Speaker 1: they somehow wonder why the plane violently shakes, stalls out,
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Speaker 1: and crashes into the absolute abyss. Wonder why wonder why?
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Speaker 1: All right, Now, there's always possible the Raiders could take
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Speaker 1: Fernando Mendoz out to Area fifty one and give him
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Speaker 1: some kind of alien parts and then he'll come back
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Speaker 1: and be good. Now, the other side of things, Houston,
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Speaker 1: which looked like they were going to win the game
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Speaker 1: until the very end, and they lost in the final seconds.
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Speaker 1: Who cares about that unless you better hunt, and you're
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Speaker 1: a loser if you better hunt. Shout out Arnie Spanier
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Speaker 1: and his dog. So the Houston side of things, c
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Speaker 1: J Stroud. They even played terribly again exhibition and all that.
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Speaker 1: The story here is not about the game per se.
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Speaker 1: It's about him discussing a long term contract extension with
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Speaker 1: the Texans. However, we are hearing from boots on the
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Speaker 1: ground that these sides are not not close, not close
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Speaker 1: to an agreement. Okay, so Stroud remains under contract through
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty seven, are you're very concerned about that? But
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Speaker 1: his future really beyond this year? You don't bring him back,
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Speaker 1: lame dug. So this is pretty much that's it for
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Speaker 1: Stroud if he doesn't play well this year. And this
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Speaker 1: is one of the storylines. You look at the Texans
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Speaker 1: and there's not too much compelling talk radio. This is
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Speaker 1: one of the things that is compelling talk radio, as
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Speaker 1: Houston's one of those middling teams that's good enough to
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Speaker 1: get into the playoffs, mainly because of the division they
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Speaker 1: play in, and then they're exposed like a vampire to
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Speaker 1: sunlight when they get in the postseason. Detexans are essentially
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Speaker 1: approaching a high stakes quarterback crossroads is what they're approaching rapidly.
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Speaker 1: And the question with this, what does Houston's hesitation, clear
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Speaker 1: hesitation to meet what CJ. Stradd wants financially? What does
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Speaker 1: that tell you about how they really view CJ. Strod.
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Speaker 1: All right, so there's a big sign and it's hanging
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Speaker 1: above his locker. I don't think he sees it, CJ. Strodd.
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Speaker 1: It says buyer beware. Buyer beware is what it says.
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Speaker 1: Now Houston would commit contractual malpractice by handing some kind
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Speaker 1: of record breaking deal to the one hit wonder. It's
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Speaker 1: like if you have one hit song and you go
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Speaker 1: several years without a hit song, does the record label
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Speaker 1: give you more money and say, okay, we got something
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Speaker 1: No no, After one great rookie season and Stroud was
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Speaker 1: really good as a rookie, we've got not one but
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Speaker 1: two years of regression to the mean. And then you say, well,
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Speaker 1: is that really regression or is this just who he
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Speaker 1: really is? And that was a fake out opening by
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Speaker 1: c J. Stroud and the Texans. With a middling passing offense,
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Speaker 1: the passing yards for Stroud are down. Efficiency has plummeted
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Speaker 1: at all the nerd stats. The deep ball is not there.
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Speaker 1: He has not earned the McDonald's Monopoly Sweepstakes grand prize.
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Speaker 1: He just hasn't earned it. And I know in professional
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Speaker 1: sports people that don't earn it all the time. The
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Speaker 1: Little Fella, the Garden Gnome, Alligator Arms Murray got paid.
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Speaker 1: He didn't earn the money. CJ. Stroud is eventually going
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Speaker 1: to get paid. He hasn't earned the money. There's a
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Speaker 1: quarterback with the Chargers who blows he got paid. And
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Speaker 1: we're talking about, of course, Justin Herbert, who so far
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Speaker 1: is only elite at making out at practice, not actually
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Speaker 1: playing in games, in playoff games. So it's a hot mess.
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Speaker 1: And so I always go by the mantra. And I
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Speaker 1: know I'm old school, right because I just have had
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Speaker 1: to do this my career. You've had to scrap, and
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Speaker 1: I've had to scrap for what I've gotten. I just
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Speaker 1: like the fact that you have to sing for your supper, right,
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Speaker 1: So what's wrong with making CJ. Stroud sing and tap
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Speaker 1: dance for his supper. I have to do it. I'm
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Speaker 1: assuming you have to do it. And it'd be different
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Speaker 1: if this guy had proven himself. He hasn't proven himself.
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Speaker 1: So if i'm the texts, here's what I do. I
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Speaker 1: hand CJ. Stroud a old school Nintendo with the old
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Speaker 1: school Nintendo gun, and I tell him we're gonna play
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Speaker 1: some duck Hunt. We're gonna play old school retro dunk Hut,
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Speaker 1: and CJ, well, I don't want to do that. We have,
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Speaker 1: we have better video games, such a boomer. I don't
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Speaker 1: want to play those games. Well, I don't care, CJ.
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Speaker 1: This is what we're doing. We're gonna play duck Hunt. Well,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. I want to play
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Speaker 1: the new game. We'll just shut up, CJ. You just
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Speaker 1: gotta do it. Okay, fine, I'll do it. And so
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Speaker 1: you give him the Nintendo gun, hand to him, and
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Speaker 1: you're gonna play duck Hunt. And you're not gonna eat
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Speaker 1: unless you hunt. And you got to catch something, right,
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Speaker 1: you gotta catch something. I remember reading some stories about
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Speaker 1: like back in the early days of humanity, and people think, well,
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Speaker 1: they had there were no walmarts. The people had to
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Speaker 1: go out and hunt and catch their food, and well
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Speaker 1: it must have been animals everywhere. No, no, no. The story
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Speaker 1: is if you went out hunting for your food eight
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Speaker 1: out of ten times you'd get nothing. So he only
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Speaker 1: had success about twenty percent of the time. And so
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Speaker 1: you better have had a lot of success to twenty percent,
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Speaker 1: because you're a two hundred hitter. You got to earn
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Speaker 1: your Smorgesborg, is what I'm saying. So, as a distant
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Speaker 1: relative of Nostradamus and friend of Nostradinas, there is a
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Speaker 1: better chance that we are heading towards Armageddon meeting the
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Speaker 1: final days of c. J. Stroud in Houston, which I
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Speaker 1: know our friend mister Irrigation would be very happy about.
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Speaker 1: He has complained for years about c J. Stroud. There's
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Speaker 1: a better chance of that happening than him going out
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Speaker 1: there and laying the world on fire for the entire season. Now,
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Speaker 1: is it possible that CJ. Stroud will have a good
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Speaker 1: game or a couple of good games? Sure, most likely
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Speaker 1: he will. It's the consistency, and mark my words, and
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Speaker 1: I'm never wrong about this stuff. If the Texans stumble
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Speaker 1: out of the gates and Stroud keeps serving yesterday's leftovers
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Speaker 1: right at the beginning of the year, and they have
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Speaker 1: a somewhat difficult schedule on a tablet don't be shocked
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Speaker 1: when Davis Mills attempts to turn into Mighty Mouse. I'm
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Speaker 1: here to save the day, and he's in there off
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Speaker 1: the bench, all right. Last word to the principal's office.
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Speaker 1: We go to the principal's office. We go. The NFL
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Speaker 1: has done it. The NFL has said no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: no no to the Saints and the Cowboys. You see this,
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Speaker 1: the NFL fining America's team and the team from the
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Speaker 1: Bayou five hundred thousand dollars a piece following a amazingly
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Speaker 1: entertaining brawl filled joint practice a few days ago. Go now,
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Speaker 1: the NFL requested video of the practice and then issued
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Speaker 1: the penalties. Keep in mind, this was not to individual players.
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Speaker 1: This was not to individual players. This was to the teams.
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Speaker 1: We talked about in a previous episode. The Nanny who's
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Speaker 1: the governor of the Nanny State, Mike Florio, wants the
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Speaker 1: NFL to adjudicate individual player punishment. The NFL didn't do
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Speaker 1: that here. It is interesting to note it's a team
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Speaker 1: punishment for Dallas and New Orleans, and the penalties signing
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Speaker 1: the emphasis on sportsmanship, team responsibility to prevent dangerous behavior,
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Speaker 1: and a bunch of other illegal leies. Blah blah blah
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Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah. Now, Jerry Jones called
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Speaker 1: the five hundred thousand dollars punishment quote pretty stiff. That's
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Speaker 1: what Jerry said. And he said Dallas plans to appeal.
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Speaker 1: He did acknowledge the NFL wanted to send a message,
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Speaker 1: and a rather strong message, you know, on this one.
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Speaker 1: Why did the NFL decide to pick the pockets of
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Speaker 1: the Cowboys and Saints for a practice, not a guy,
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Speaker 1: not a game, not a game, a practice, as Anon
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Speaker 1: Iverson said back in the day, And the answer is
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Speaker 1: rather simple because the only reason, the only reason this
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Speaker 1: became a finable offense is because it escaped the bubble.
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Speaker 1: It escaped the football bubble. It got out. It's kind
19:26
Speaker 1: of like that virus got out of the lab there
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Speaker 1: in Wutan. Yeah, this got out. This got out, and
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Speaker 1: it spread around and it humiliated the NFL oligarchs. They
19:36
Speaker 1: don't want to be sipping their cucumber martinis in the
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Speaker 1: Hamptons and have someone taught, you know, Tapman show there
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Speaker 1: at this cocktail party. They're drinking their cucumber martinis with
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Speaker 1: the other rich people, and it's Hey, it's an NBC
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Speaker 1: nightly news here asking why did one of the Saints
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Speaker 1: players drop a German soup plex on a cowboy player
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Speaker 1: at practice? Can we get a comment? Yeah, Now on
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Speaker 1: this side of the microphone, it was movie popcorn worth
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Speaker 1: helmet's flying in the air everywhere, punch is thrown, WrestleMania
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Speaker 1: style takedowns, just enhanced sun baked roughhousing. That's football. And
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Speaker 1: yet the league dropped a five hundred thousand dollars fine
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Speaker 1: on each of these teams. And we mentioned Jerry Jones
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Speaker 1: called the penalty pretty stiff, which is pretty cute, right,
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20:58
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21:02
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31:18
Speaker 1: I don't know if you read that, well, should we
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31:23
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31:26
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31:28
Speaker 1: but it's it's close enough. So the NFL always trying
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Speaker 1: and occasionally on Saturday. Let's let's really go into Wednesdays.
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Speaker 1: Let's do the hump Let's do the hump Day. And
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Speaker 1: as will we tell you about football, and the NFL's
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Speaker 1: see who we can get to pay Buco Bucks for
33:40
Speaker 1: the Wednesday Night NFL package. That's right, Wednesday Night NFL package.
33:46
Speaker 1: And the way they'll do it is they'll say, okay,
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Speaker 1: play on a Wednesday the following week, or you play
33:53
Speaker 1: you can't. I can't obviously play on Sunday and Wednesday.
33:57
Speaker 1: That doesn't make too much sense there on a regular basis.
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Speaker 1: So you're gonna have to mess some stuff around there
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Speaker 1: and mess the schedule around and all that. So, yeah,
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Speaker 1: before too long, there will be a package. It's likely
34:08
Speaker 1: will not be a full season package. How about a
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Speaker 1: nice eight game package of NFL. And you'd have to
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Speaker 1: mix teams coming off by weeks. You'd have to do
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Speaker 1: some of that mix that in there, and so that
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Speaker 1: that's gonna happen. And then the precedent was established. The
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Speaker 1: NFL schedule not one but two Christmas games on a Wednesday,
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Speaker 1: and they had said that Wednesday was not a desirable day.
34:36
Speaker 1: Another reason you should never believe anything these people say.
34:39
Speaker 1: They're a bunch of liars. They always are. My favorite though,
34:43
Speaker 1: and this, I love gambling. I've done a TV show
34:46
Speaker 1: but gambling. We've done gambling on the radio. I do
34:48
Speaker 1: gambling commercials. But for about thirty five years, Roger Goodell
34:53
Speaker 1: and the other commissioners in the NFL, all those sports
34:55
Speaker 1: got up on the dais and they would rant and
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Speaker 1: rave about the Devil and carn which was gambling, and
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Speaker 1: it was the thing we could not do, and we
35:04
Speaker 1: just can't do it. I cannot have gambling. And then
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Speaker 1: all of a sudden they saw how much money they
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Speaker 1: could make from gambling, and they did a one eighty
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Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, we love gambling. Oh it's so good,
35:13
Speaker 1: it's so amazing. Anyway, let's go to the phones and
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Speaker 1: eenie meenie, miney mo. Let's say hello to in the
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Speaker 4: Hey Ben, how do I make him smile at the brothel?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I do the old haircut and I
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Speaker 4: And if you ever see a fourteen year old in
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Speaker 4: a Peyton jersey and you think it's Tony where.
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Speaker 1: He has been cleared, he has been cleared. So I
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Speaker 1: just want to point that out. He's clear. Let's go
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Speaker 1: to Andy. He's in southern California. He's in coast and Mason,
36:02
Speaker 1: what's going on? Andy? You're on Fox Sports Radio. It
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Speaker 4: How's it going Ben, It's good to be with you.
36:11
Speaker 1: If I was any better, I'd be a charger, but
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Speaker 4: It was pretty pretty amazing.
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Speaker 1: My bad.
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Speaker 4: That's my bad?
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Speaker 1: Was that your bad or my bad? I mean given
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Speaker 1: I mean every when the phones are full here, I
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Speaker 4: No, no, I think I think you did. I think
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Speaker 1: So you probably I didn't give out the right No,
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Speaker 1: I say is wrong. The number though, I've given out
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Speaker 1: the number pretty much my entire adult life. I've given
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Speaker 1: a long time. Well, it's big business. Sex foop. People
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37:10
Speaker 4: So, Ben, we got a quarterback controversy or something. I mean,
37:14
Speaker 4: the Niners got three top fifteen quarterbacks. What do you
37:18
Speaker 4: do for Kyle Shanahan. I mean Brock went out there.
37:21
Speaker 4: He did what Brock does. He throws weak passes, but accurate.
37:25
Speaker 4: You know, he was there for one one series. The
37:28
Speaker 4: Knack comes in. He's thrown dimes, he's running the offense,
37:32
Speaker 4: he's athletic, he's good. And then Martinez comes in. He
37:35
Speaker 4: had to pick six. You know that looked ugly. But
37:38
Speaker 4: then he starts doing what Lance couldn't do for us,
37:42
Speaker 4: because you know, he had legs, he was moving, he
37:45
Speaker 4: was running that offense. And now what do you do
37:47
Speaker 4: with when you have three really solid quarterbacks? What do
37:51
Speaker 4: you do with your Kyle shan here.
37:52
Speaker 1: Well, I think what you do is you drive your
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Speaker 1: Tesla and play on your phone and see what happens.
38:00
Speaker 1: I think, and then you decide after that, is that
38:04
Speaker 1: too soon? You know that?
38:05
Speaker 4: You know we're made of glass, the Niners. So one
38:08
Speaker 4: of those guys is going down, but gosh.
38:10
Speaker 1: Well they'll all get hurt because of the Boogeyman at
38:13
Speaker 1: that electrical substation so you don't have to worry about it.
38:16
Speaker 1: You need to have like seventeen quarterbacks, one for every week,
38:19
Speaker 1: because once the players practice and they get hit by
38:22
Speaker 1: they get hit by the electrons, what are you gonna do.
38:26
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to keep you know this, Andy, right,
38:28
Speaker 1: I mean, just practicing with the Niners. You're gonna get
38:31
Speaker 1: hurt because of that substation, the five G thing or
38:35
Speaker 1: whatever the new boogeyman is. Watch out for it. I'm
38:37
Speaker 1: telling you.
38:37
Speaker 4: I was terrified watching tonight, and I'm gonna be terrified
38:41
Speaker 4: all these stupid preseason games.
38:43
Speaker 1: Each I didn't go to the You didn't were you
38:45
Speaker 1: at the game? Didn't go to the game?
38:46
Speaker 2: I was not.
38:46
Speaker 1: I was not. Yeah, I understand, I understand. I didn't
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Speaker 1: se as many forty nine er fans there. I guess
38:50
Speaker 1: the people were like, there were a fair amount, but
38:53
Speaker 1: I guess they were like, hey, wait a minute, let's
38:55
Speaker 1: wait to spend our money until the real, real regular
38:58
Speaker 1: season begins and not right so Lee by.
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Speaker 4: South will happen. That's so far when it's a Rams game.
39:04
Speaker 1: Now. My favorites. My favorite forty nine er takeover was
39:09
Speaker 1: the NFC Championship game against the Rams when it was
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Speaker 1: like eighty forty nine points they and they still lost.
39:16
Speaker 1: I the Niners lost. They had home field advantage and
39:18
Speaker 1: they lost. How do you lose a home field advantage game?
39:21
Speaker 1: How does that happen? Andy explain to me? All Right,
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Speaker 1: I gotta go look at the time. I'm very late,
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Speaker 1: my god. All right, now here's the who am I?
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Speaker 2: Game?
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Speaker 1: Buffalo's Josh Allen and me are the only NFL players
39:31
Speaker 1: with fifty plus pass passing touchdowns and ten plus scrimmage
39:35
Speaker 1: touchdowns over the last two seasons. Again, Buffalo's Josh Allen
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