Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Scrotox Education (RHOC Recap)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Well, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of Two Teas
- 0:18Speaker 2: in a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
- 0:21Speaker 1: And Dolores Catania.
- 0:24Speaker 3: We are recapping Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 20,
- 0:28Speaker 3: Episode 12.
- 0:31Speaker 1: Wow. You know, I, I know there's like a lot
- 0:35Speaker 1: of different opinions about this season. I like it. I
- 0:40Speaker 1: like the banter between the women. I really do. And
- 0:44Speaker 1: I like Carmela's a great housewife.
- 0:46Speaker 2: See, I think Carmela dropped the ball.
- 0:50Speaker 1: You did?
- 0:51Speaker 3: Yes.
- 0:52Speaker 1: We're going to talk about this because I want to,
- 0:54Speaker 1: I might, I mean, you could change my mind.
- 0:57Speaker 3: I mean, we can talk about it, but I feel
- 0:58Speaker 3: like this we'll get, once we get to it, we'll
- 1:02Speaker 3: talk about it. But I was like, you know, you
- 1:04Speaker 3: talk a big game, but then where's it come?
- 1:07Speaker 2: You're not actually playing it.
- 1:10Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. Okay. I do. I
- 1:13Speaker 1: do know what you're talking about, but we'll, we'll get there. And,
- 1:17Speaker 1: and I think that you might change my mind on this.
- 1:22Speaker 2: I think I can do it.
- 1:24Speaker 1: That's what conversations are for.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:27Speaker 3: So it starts out where Heather is designing her new apartment.
- 1:31Speaker 3: We're talking champagne tunnel, pool table, multiple TVs.
- 1:38Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 1:38Speaker 3: Never in my life had I ever seen an overhead
- 1:42Speaker 3: projector being used for four plans.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Well, when you're in that demographic, I mean, like, what
- 1:50Speaker 1: do you call it? When you're in that, when you're
- 1:52Speaker 1: in that price range, I guess they better have something.
- 1:55Speaker 1: They probably, I would think, I mean, I wish Paul
- 1:59Speaker 1: was around. I would ask him he's upstairs, but yeah.
- 2:02Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't know that that even existed.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Oh, of course. But I want to show Paul. I
- 2:10Speaker 1: really want, cause he does very, very, very high end construction.
- 2:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:15Speaker 1: I want to know what he thinks. I want his
- 2:16Speaker 1: opinion on this. Yeah.
- 2:18Speaker 2: So we, we, we see this like over the top there.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:24Speaker 3: I don't I don't mind that fancy pants talks this
- 2:27Speaker 3: way at this point.
- 2:28Speaker 2: I've just kind of gotten used to it.
- 2:30Speaker 3: But it's also like I'm a little bit confused how
- 2:34Speaker 3: she's always like Terry doesn't have any idea about money.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Terry might. I know
- 2:44Speaker 1: doctors don't typically handle that part of their life. They
- 2:49Speaker 1: don't handle the admin, the business part of it. A
- 2:52Speaker 1: lot of doctors don't even know where their checkbook is.
- 2:54Speaker 1: I can attest to that. Yeah. I've worked in doctor's offices.
- 3:00Speaker 1: I've known doctors. I know a lot of doctors. And
- 3:03Speaker 1: they are, one way, they're like into their surgery. But
- 3:08Speaker 1: there's a few that were into business before they became doctors.
- 3:11Speaker 1: They're the people that know their finances and stuff.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Yeah. But either way, it looks pretty insane. It looks like.
- 3:22Speaker 1: I never complained about what she's spending, which baffles the
- 3:26Speaker 1: hell out of me. No.
- 3:28Speaker 3: I mean, it looks like it's... I mean, and also,
- 3:32Speaker 3: I have to be honest, I would not have a
- 3:35Speaker 3: problem living in those places. When she said, I don't
- 3:39Speaker 3: ever need to see a piece of grass again.
- 3:41Speaker 2: You know.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I just got back from, I was in Montecito yesterday
- 3:50Speaker 1: and I went on a brand trip with L'Oreal. It
- 3:53Speaker 1: was amazing, by the way. And I stayed at the Miramar.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Oh, I love it there.
- 4:00Speaker 1: And my Uber driver said, he's like, we were passing
- 4:05Speaker 1: where all the houses burnt down and it's on the
- 4:07Speaker 1: ocean when we were on our way to the airport.
- 4:10Speaker 1: And he's like, look at what people spend on these homes.
- 4:14Speaker 1: But you look out You look out the window and
- 4:18Speaker 1: the first time you look, it's amazing. Second time, third time.
- 4:23Speaker 1: After you see it so many times, it becomes the
- 4:25Speaker 1: same thing. So yeah, you do want to see something different,
- 4:31Speaker 1: whatever it is, no matter how long you live in
- 4:33Speaker 1: it or how great it is. Yeah.
- 4:36Speaker 2: So it's like, I get it. And you know what?
- 4:39Speaker 3: Then everything's kind of done. They don't have to do
- 4:41Speaker 3: so much maintenance. like living in a ginormous house like
- 4:45Speaker 3: they did before. There was always things probably breaking, having
- 4:47Speaker 3: to put things together. Like, I wouldn't mind living that life.
- 4:52Speaker 1: No. Well, who would?
- 5:08Speaker 3: Okay, so then we also get to Carmela talking with
- 5:11Speaker 3: her kids about Vicky. Carmela's daughter, Faith, mocks the face
- 5:16Speaker 3: that Vicky makes. Carmela says Vicky has.
- 5:19Speaker 2: To know her name because she's constantly talking about her. Okay,
- 5:24Speaker 2: this is another. I don't know if you're going to
- 5:26Speaker 2: agree with this hot tack.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Go ahead. Let's hear it.
- 5:29Speaker 3: Okay, if we want kids to be off limits, should
- 5:33Speaker 3: we really film with them and have them making fun
- 5:36Speaker 3: of housewives?
- 5:38Speaker 1: This has been a problem in my show in the
- 5:40Speaker 1: past with Gia. When Gia got involved with things and
- 5:43Speaker 1: they were like, she's not an adult. She wasn't of age,
- 5:48Speaker 1: I think, at the time even. Maybe slightly. But they
- 5:52Speaker 1: were like, I'm not going to fight with a kid.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:58Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it. So I agree with
- 6:01Speaker 1: you on that.
- 6:03Speaker 3: Like, it was a little bit strange to me, the
- 6:05Speaker 3: whole conversation, because, like, I mean, you can tell she's annoyed.
- 6:10Speaker 2: She's frustrated.
- 6:11Speaker 3: But, like, I kind of feel like if you want
- 6:15Speaker 3: your kids to be off limits, don't talk to your
- 6:18Speaker 3: kids about your drama.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Don't let them gossip and say something about another housewife.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Because there will be a housewife who is not going
- 6:28Speaker 1: to care that it's a kid and say, well, don't
- 6:30Speaker 1: say that about me because now I'm going to say
- 6:32Speaker 1: this about you. You know what I mean?
- 6:34Speaker 2: So, I mean.
- 6:36Speaker 3: But I do appreciate the banter in the house. I
- 6:38Speaker 3: do like them.
- 6:40Speaker 1: I think they're great kids. A matter of fact, I
- 6:43Speaker 1: said that.
- 6:44Speaker 3: Then Gina is visiting Shannon, who's prepping for her couple's luau,
- 6:49Speaker 3: despite not inviting her romantic interest for herself.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Hold on.
- 6:53Speaker 2: I'm confused. Is there a romantic interest for herself?
- 6:57Speaker 1: What is she supposed to rent it?
- 7:00Speaker 2: Go on Hinge. Do like the rest of us. Figure
- 7:03Speaker 2: it out.
- 7:05Speaker 1: I think that Shannon needs to get a lot of
- 7:10Speaker 1: things situated in her life before she gets in another relationship.
- 7:13Speaker 1: I think it's good that she's not in a relationship
- 7:15Speaker 1: right now, to be honest. She's very timid. She's very
- 7:18Speaker 1: vulnerable from what I can see. And she needs to
- 7:23Speaker 1: straighten out her finances, her life. I feel like her
- 7:28Speaker 1: life's a big frittata. Like a bunch of stuff is
- 7:30Speaker 1: thrown all over the place and she's just She's not
- 7:33Speaker 1: being mean, though. Shannon is being so sweet to see.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Am I wrong?
- 7:39Speaker 2: No, I agree with you. I think Shannon's being nice.
- 7:42Speaker 2: I think Shannon is doing the.
- 7:43Speaker 1: Best that she can. I feel bad for her at
- 7:45Speaker 1: the same time.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I'm the same way. But then.
- 7:53Speaker 3: I feel like Shannon tells Gina that Vicky said Danny
- 7:57Speaker 3: is raising Carmela's kids. And what about how Gina's like,
- 8:01Speaker 3: I'm telling her that.
- 8:03Speaker 1: What did you think Gina was going to say when
- 8:06Speaker 1: you told her that? Like, what did you think? Listen,
- 8:09Speaker 1: that she passed the buck. It was set in front
- 8:12Speaker 1: of her. Yeah. And Shannon, it was set in front
- 8:17Speaker 1: of Shannon. She either had to repeat it or pass
- 8:21Speaker 1: the torch. That's the way this business goes.
- 8:24Speaker 2: So she passed the torch by accident. I mean, I
- 8:29Speaker 2: do like... That Gina is kind of the season's bone collector.
- 8:37Speaker 1: She is. She is. But, you know, she started off,
- 8:40Speaker 1: the season started off by her best friend repeating something
- 8:44Speaker 1: she said. So I feel like now she's just going ham.
- 8:47Speaker 1: She's like, oh, really? Yeah. Let's go.
- 8:49Speaker 2: Yeah. She's like, I'll just go back and forth. You
- 8:52Speaker 2: know what? We got to get this going. I've got
- 8:53Speaker 2: a wedding to pay for.
- 8:55Speaker 1: She's got a wedding, like 17 kids, a boyfriend with
- 8:59Speaker 1: big balls.
- 9:03Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about the big balls anymore.
- 9:06Speaker 1: That's gross. I mean, listen.
- 9:10Speaker 2: I want to know if.
- 9:11Speaker 3: That means that they're like big and tight or they're
- 9:15Speaker 3: like long and hangy.
- 9:16Speaker 1: Gravity wins. Even look at big boobs. They hang. They sag.
- 9:21Speaker 1: I know.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Mine are fake and they're still a little bit saggy
- 9:25Speaker 2: these days.
- 9:25Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 9:26Speaker 2: Like, yeah.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Like it's.
- 9:29Speaker 2: It's time for a renewal.
- 9:32Speaker 1: You will not hear a New Jersey housewife. An old
- 9:36Speaker 1: New Jersey housewife. It's just not what we do. We
- 9:39Speaker 1: don't talk about our significant other's body parts.
- 9:43Speaker 2: No, you guys don't do that.
- 9:44Speaker 3: But also, would any of your guys get Botox in
- 9:51Speaker 3: their balls?
- 9:52Speaker 2: Why?
- 9:53Speaker 1: Did he get Botox in his balls?
- 9:54Speaker 2: No, some people do that.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Never heard of that. Stop. What's that supposed to do?
- 9:58Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 9:59Speaker 2: There's, Botox in the balls.
- 10:01Speaker 1: That's not going to work.
- 10:02Speaker 2: It's called scrotox.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Stop. You California people. Where in the world?
- 10:09Speaker 2: I saw it on the Valley.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Figures. But why? Listen, it does not raise weight. It's
- 10:19Speaker 1: a muscle. It like retracts the muscle. So is your
- 10:24Speaker 1: scrotum a muscle? They want their balls to hang lower.
- 10:28Speaker 5: Why?
- 10:29Speaker 2: Why would anybody want their. So it can bang against
- 10:32Speaker 2: the girl's badge. Yeah, I figured.
- 10:37Speaker 1: No.
- 10:38Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So it can slap against the girl.
- 10:43Speaker 1: I'm more.
- 10:47Speaker 2: Or the guy. Stop it.
- 10:51Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 10:53Speaker 2: That's how you get an inner and an outer O
- 10:55Speaker 2: at the same time.
- 10:57Speaker 1: I can't breathe. Wait, where have I been? I have
- 11:00Speaker 1: been such a good girl. I feel like a jerk
- 11:02Speaker 1: that I don't know this. Is it fake?
- 11:15Speaker 3: As as Polly's hearing us talk he's making an appointment
- 11:18Speaker 3: right now.
- 11:21Speaker 1: No that's easy to me I mean that's where the
- 11:28Speaker 1: saying balls deep comes from.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Yeah I guess so I guess so um yeah balls
- 11:35Speaker 2: deep I don't know.
- 11:39Speaker 1: I just don't get it. I don't get it. Like,
- 11:41Speaker 1: they're not bowling balls. I mean, how hard could they hit?
- 11:45Speaker 1: Give me a break.
- 11:46Speaker 3: You've never felt like them just kind of go. I,
- 11:51Speaker 3: you know, I'm sure I have.
- 11:53Speaker 1: By the way, that's craziness.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy. You're welcome. You know, I do what I can.
- 12:06Speaker 2: I try to give back.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Good friends.
- 12:09Speaker 2: Um, but you know, we know that.
- 12:14Speaker 3: This is going to go further because the fact that
- 12:16Speaker 3: when Shannon tells Gina this, um, that Vicki said that
- 12:21Speaker 3: Danny is raising Carmela's kids, we know it should go
- 12:24Speaker 3: somewhere major. And this is where we'll get back to
- 12:27Speaker 3: my point later, because it doesn't actually go there.
- 12:31Speaker 2: But then, you know what? Tamara's getting another good snippet
- 12:35Speaker 2: because we get Tamara's granddaughter, Ava, who's turning 11. So
- 12:38Speaker 2: she's throwing a party and Ryan will be in attendance.
- 12:42Speaker 3: At one point, Ryan compliments Sophia's tattoos, giving us flashbacks
- 12:46Speaker 3: to when Tamara saw his giant side and nugget lip
- 12:51Speaker 3: tattoo causing her.
- 12:53Speaker 2: I failed as a mother reaction.
- 12:58Speaker 1: I forgot about the.
- 12:59Speaker 2: One that said nugget on the lip.
- 13:03Speaker 1: I have to say, I, I, I overreact at things
- 13:08Speaker 1: like that as well. Yeah. I do. I don't like it.
- 13:15Speaker 1: It bothers me, and I don't have tattoos, but I
- 13:19Speaker 1: tell my kids not to. My son wouldn't get it.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Gabby has a couple, one on her ankle, and I just,
- 13:26Speaker 1: it's a lot. So today's Gabby's birthday. Happy birthday, Gabby.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Oh, happy birthday, Gabby.
- 13:32Speaker 1: I know you listen to us, so.
- 13:35Speaker 2: How old is she turning?
- 13:35Speaker 3: 31.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
- 13:39Speaker 1: She asked me what time she was born. I'm like,
- 13:41Speaker 1: I don't fucking know.
- 13:42Speaker 2: I have to put that into my, um, like I
- 13:46Speaker 2: have to put that into my, um, you know, on
- 13:49Speaker 2: your phone where you put people's contacts information, it says
- 13:53Speaker 2: like my kids' birthdays and then what time they were born.
- 13:57Speaker 2: Cause there's no way I can remember that shit.
- 13:59Speaker 1: I love when I have these conversations with women and
- 14:01Speaker 1: God bless the women who they're like at nine 54,
- 14:06Speaker 1: I went in and then my water broke at 10
- 14:10Speaker 1: Oh two. And I'm like, I don't even remember anything.
- 14:14Speaker 1: They're back home. I don't remember.
- 14:17Speaker 2: I can't remember any of it. I mean, I still can.
- 14:19Speaker 3: I mean, the fact that I can barely remember my
- 14:21Speaker 3: own freaking name, like, let's be honest, it's we're not
- 14:25Speaker 3: going to be breaking down the time frame.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:29Speaker 3: So, I mean, I, I can say that I do
- 14:32Speaker 3: remember only one time my water broke before going into
- 14:35Speaker 3: the hospital and it was a.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Doozy of a sedge.
- 14:41Speaker 1: Yeah. So listen here. You know what, Vicki, you could
- 14:45Speaker 1: call us shit moms that we don't know when our
- 14:47Speaker 1: kids were born. If you want to call us shit moms,
- 14:53Speaker 1: go put us in the Carmela category.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead and zip us right into there. Then
- 15:00Speaker 2: I thought this was a sweet moment.
- 15:02Speaker 3: Tamara gifts Ava a Gucci purse, the first designer bag
- 15:05Speaker 3: she could ever afford.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Was it the first was it her first bag that
- 15:10Speaker 1: she bought or was it a new a different one?
- 15:13Speaker 2: I think it's the first bag that she bought.
- 15:15Speaker 1: She keeps her things nice.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Yeah, she keeps herself nice. Kept it nice.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Ava's so sweet.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Ava's so sweet.
- 15:25Speaker 3: And then it made me kind of emotional, though, when
- 15:27Speaker 3: they were walking past the family portrait and Tamara gets
- 15:30Speaker 3: emotional about the fact that Sydney has never met Ava.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sad. That's very, very sad. Very sad.
- 15:39Speaker 3: I think these are the type of scenes we've been
- 15:41Speaker 3: missing from Tamara that give us more of a complete
- 15:44Speaker 3: picture of who she is.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Well, this is her season for that.
- 15:48Speaker 2: Yeah, like they're showing us way more. We're seeing more family.
- 15:51Speaker 1: They're humanizing her, yes.
- 15:54Speaker 2: I mean, they needed to.
- 15:55Speaker 1: A hundred percent. She's always gotten the one who's like
- 15:59Speaker 1: bringing the drama and, you know, doing this or that.
- 16:04Speaker 1: I love this season for Tamara. Like they're making her.
- 16:09Speaker 2: They're showing us the Tamara that we know.
- 16:11Speaker 1: This Tamara that we know. Exactly. Exactly what I was
- 16:14Speaker 1: going to say.
- 16:15Speaker 2: And it doesn't, it's not like, you know, sometimes it
- 16:17Speaker 2: feels fake. It doesn't feel fake here.
- 16:21Speaker 1: It's not fake because it's really her. And here's the
- 16:23Speaker 1: other thing. She's never looked so pretty.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Oh my God. She looks gorgeous.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Her like insane.
- 16:32Speaker 2: I know she looks gorgeous.
- 16:34Speaker 3: And then I think that you just see how well
- 16:37Speaker 3: the family's getting along.
- 16:39Speaker 1: Yeah. And this is what we love to see. We've
- 16:41Speaker 1: seen her family through everything. We've seen her as a
- 16:44Speaker 1: mother go through everything and she's had really hard times.
- 16:49Speaker 1: And I'll tell you, she's always been transparent. Like she
- 16:53Speaker 1: puts it out there. So she doesn't have, I feel
- 16:57Speaker 1: like Tamara doesn't have a lot of patience for the
- 16:59Speaker 1: ones that don't.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Yeah. Because she does everything. Like she's going to show
- 17:03Speaker 2: you the good, the bad and the ugly.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Every single time. And yeah, of course, sometimes it's going
- 17:10Speaker 2: to get messy.
- 17:11Speaker 3: But I feel like this season they're allowing her to
- 17:14Speaker 3: just be herself. But I do think some of the
- 17:20Speaker 3: other girls need to pick up some more of the
- 17:22Speaker 3: slack then.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Well, certainly there has been some missed opportunities.
- 17:28Speaker 3: Yeah, there definitely has been. So Vicky, Shannon, and Shannon's
- 17:31Speaker 3: daughter Sophie go shopping for new bras for Shannon. I...
- 17:35Speaker 3: This is also another thing I don't necessarily need to
- 17:38Speaker 3: hear nor see nor understand. When one boob has got
- 17:44Speaker 3: padding in it and the other boob doesn't.
- 17:47Speaker 2: What is happening here?
- 17:49Speaker 1: The same reason I say to you, Shannon needs a
- 17:55Speaker 1: little bit of help getting herself together. She's all over
- 18:00Speaker 1: the place.
- 18:00Speaker 2: Because even when she's trying on the bra, she still
- 18:03Speaker 2: has the Spanx suspenders on. Did you notice that?
- 18:07Speaker 1: Yeah. So the Spanx is too constricting to me. I
- 18:14Speaker 1: have this new sensory type of thing where I can't
- 18:17Speaker 1: have tight things holding me in.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Plus, I don't think they hold in. I think it
- 18:22Speaker 2: just makes it all spread out more. I never look
- 18:25Speaker 2: better in Spanx.
- 18:26Speaker 1: My ass looks flatter. with Spanx on, but I need
- 18:31Speaker 1: it to smooth me out. Now, Shannon doesn't have, she's
- 18:35Speaker 1: got nice legs.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Yeah, she does.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Well, then Vicky asked Shannon's daughter if she uses a vibrator.
- 18:41Speaker 3: When she immediately says yes, Shannon shuts down the conversation.
- 18:46Speaker 2: I feel like you would shut down this conversation too.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Shut down. So one time Gabby was getting headaches and
- 18:51Speaker 1: Margaret asked her if she was on birth control. I
- 18:53Speaker 1: shut down the conversation. I started screaming and ran out
- 18:57Speaker 1: of the room. I do not I'm like, how dare you? Gabrielle,
- 19:00Speaker 1: don't talk like that in front of me. Like, it
- 19:02Speaker 1: was so bad. I'm so bad. I've never had a
- 19:05Speaker 1: sex talk with my children. That's what phys ed is
- 19:08Speaker 1: for and health class. And I don't want to know
- 19:11Speaker 1: about it. I don't ever want.
- 19:13Speaker 2: We couldn't be more opposite in this way.
- 19:16Speaker 1: I can't. I can't even. I cannot think about such
- 19:20Speaker 1: a thing. Oh, God, it's so bad.
- 19:24Speaker 2: But this is also kind of a hypocritical thing when
- 19:28Speaker 2: it comes to Vicky. I'm confused how Vicky can go from,
- 19:31Speaker 2: I can't talk about sex on camera with Mike, he'll
- 19:33Speaker 2: be mad, to asking somebody's daughter if she's using a vibrator.
- 19:37Speaker 1: That is really hypocritical. What brought that on? I watched it.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Because they talked about the gift. God. the gift was
- 19:52Speaker 2: whatever the purse was with the vibrator in it and
- 19:54Speaker 2: the daughter said that's a great gift yeah and then
- 19:58Speaker 2: vicky's like do you use a vibrator and she's like
- 20:01Speaker 2: yeah of course.
- 20:02Speaker 1: So that's why she opened up the conversation to that
- 20:06Speaker 1: that was fair that was a fair question.
- 20:09Speaker 2: But also the fact that Shannon thinks she may not.
- 20:11Speaker 2: I mean, P.S., your vibrator arrived and I have no
- 20:14Speaker 2: idea how to use it. I tried.
- 20:17Speaker 1: Oh, it did?
- 20:18Speaker 2: Yeah. The best is I left it downstairs for a
- 20:22Speaker 2: while because, like, you know, I keep all this stuff
- 20:24Speaker 2: that I have to do paid posts on.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Did you get the avocado or the raspberry?
- 20:30Speaker 2: No, raspberry.
- 20:32Speaker 1: The doctor said I sent back the uterus. Otherwise, I
- 20:35Speaker 1: would show you. After G-Lo showed you how to use it,
- 20:39Speaker 1: she said, it's such a conversation that women have to
- 20:43Speaker 1: get so familiar and not feel shame with their bodies.
- 20:47Speaker 1: The girls on the show, I gave it out to them,
- 20:50Speaker 1: you'll see. They wore it out. They had to find
- 20:53Speaker 1: it and buy it again. Yeah. So they know how
- 20:57Speaker 1: to use it.
- 20:58Speaker 2: I need to figure out how to use it because
- 20:59Speaker 2: I've never used this kind. But the best part is
- 21:02Speaker 2: I seriously, like down in my downstairs room, right when
- 21:06Speaker 2: you walk in, it's like all this stuff I have
- 21:08Speaker 2: paid post for. So I just assumed this item was
- 21:11Speaker 2: a paid post. Granted, like if you read it or
- 21:14Speaker 2: if my kids read it, it's clearly says like raspberry vibrator. Oh,
- 21:21Speaker 2: you got the raspberry.
- 21:22Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think the girls like the avocado better.
- 21:28Speaker 1: But anyway, I haven't used it. I didn't use it yet.
- 21:34Speaker 2: All right.
- 21:35Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to stay tuned, try to figure it
- 21:38Speaker 3: out a little bit better, and then I'll let you know.
- 21:39Speaker 2: I know you're not going to want to hear about it.
- 21:41Speaker 1: I want to hear about it. I'm getting shy and
- 21:45Speaker 1: weird in my stomach. But here's the thing. The one
- 21:49Speaker 1: girl's husband comes up to me. He goes, I want
- 21:51Speaker 1: to thank you for the gift. I'm like, oh, okay.
- 21:55Speaker 1: It was the lemon. I'm like, oh, got it. So
- 21:59Speaker 1: it's a lemon, a raspberry, and an avocado.
- 22:02Speaker 2: Avocado. But the avocado is the hot one?
- 22:04Speaker 1: She's going to have to come on here and explain
- 22:06Speaker 1: to us. We could get her on and she can
- 22:08Speaker 1: explain to us how to use it.
- 22:09Speaker 2: By the way. We should do a tutorial on this
- 22:12Speaker 2: for the girls that don't know.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Okay.
- 22:15Speaker 2: I mean, I do think we should do that. Then
- 22:29Speaker 2: it's Shannon's luau.
- 22:31Speaker 3: And after everybody does the saddest, the limbo, I can't.
- 22:40Speaker 2: That was like a five foot high limbo. I didn't
- 22:45Speaker 2: even need to bend over. I can just cruise right under.
- 22:49Speaker 1: First of all, by the way, before we get to
- 22:51Speaker 1: this party, I can't stand how good Emily looks.
- 22:55Speaker 2: It's upsetting you?
- 22:57Speaker 1: It's upsetting me because I'm such a disaster right now.
- 23:01Speaker 1: I cannot stand it. I'm so happy for her, but
- 23:06Speaker 1: it's really hard for me. It's really, really rough for me.
- 23:10Speaker 1: And I want to kill her because as if I
- 23:13Speaker 1: don't have enough bad habits, she posted the other day
- 23:17Speaker 1: her sweet treat after the gym. It was a Diet Dr.
- 23:22Speaker 1: Pepper with protein cream in it.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Oh, I saw that.
- 23:26Speaker 1: Well, I drank it. I got it. And it was
- 23:28Speaker 1: so good.
- 23:29Speaker 2: It was? What are you guys, Mormon now?
- 23:32Speaker 5: Huh?
- 23:32Speaker 2: What are you guys, Mormon now?
- 23:35Speaker 1: What is Mormon? Oh, why?
- 23:37Speaker 3: Because Mormons make all these like sodas, like these swig,
- 23:42Speaker 3: where all they do is they do like creamy, they're
- 23:45Speaker 3: called dirty sodas.
- 23:48Speaker 1: Oh, that's a Mormon thing. Yeah.
- 23:49Speaker 2: It's a Mormon thing. Cause they can't drink alcohol. Emily's
- 23:53Speaker 2: husband is Mormon.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 23:56Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, Mormon wives made Swig famous, but I've been
- 24:02Speaker 2: to a Swig and I had to wait in a
- 24:03Speaker 2: really long line for a fricking soda with a little
- 24:06Speaker 2: creamer in it.
- 24:07Speaker 1: Do it yourself. I did it on the plane. And the,
- 24:10Speaker 1: and the stewardess was like, um, are we clear? This
- 24:13Speaker 1: is what you're asking me for cream for your soda.
- 24:18Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that's what I asked. Yeah. So
- 24:20Speaker 1: the word swig, I don't know, but my dad used
- 24:23Speaker 1: to say, you want a swig?
- 24:25Speaker 2: Like it means a sip.
- 24:27Speaker 1: It means a sip. Yeah. I've known that word my
- 24:29Speaker 1: whole life.
- 24:30Speaker 2: But swig is the brand.
- 24:32Speaker 1: Swig is the brand. Well, my dad, that's what he
- 24:34Speaker 1: used to say. Like, if you had a soda, you
- 24:35Speaker 1: want a swig?
- 24:38Speaker 2: But I love a dirty soda is the concept.
- 24:41Speaker 3: And it's they're a little like they have all their
- 24:44Speaker 3: like little soda machines inside of their house. Where they
- 24:48Speaker 3: mix and match and that's what they do instead of
- 24:50Speaker 3: having a glass of champagne.
- 24:52Speaker 1: I've never watched the show and I don't want to
- 24:54Speaker 1: even see that. Do not tempt yourself. And that's why
- 24:58Speaker 1: I've never done drugs. I've never had like terrible sex
- 25:04Speaker 1: things because I might like it. So I've stayed away from,
- 25:07Speaker 1: I know there's a part of me. So I'm telling
- 25:10Speaker 1: you now I'm addicted to the swig. Do not try it.
- 25:13Speaker 1: You're going to like it too much.
- 25:15Speaker 2: I know. I feel like I can't try it. I
- 25:16Speaker 2: am going to like it.
- 25:17Speaker 3: And it's already hard enough for me to hold in
- 25:20Speaker 3: my herbs as I'm on my second Diet Coke.
- 25:29Speaker 1: I'm warning everyone. Don't try something. You'll like it too much.
- 25:34Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I have to tell you something funny
- 25:35Speaker 2: that happened. So the other day I go on and
- 25:39Speaker 2: it hasn't come out yet, but I go on Jenny
- 25:41Speaker 2: McCarthy's podcast. And before I.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Go in, we're posting together.
- 25:45Speaker 3: Um, she's, they're like, please don't wear any perfume or fragrance.
- 25:51Speaker 3: It like, she's allergic to it or whatever it may be.
- 25:54Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, so with Tamara, I'm not allowed
- 25:56Speaker 3: to breathe or ERP.
- 25:59Speaker 2: And then now with Jenny, I can't wear it.
- 26:05Speaker 1: And now you can't wear, you have very temperamental friends.
- 26:09Speaker 2: I can't even wear deodorant.
- 26:11Speaker 1: You know what? Teddy, you come by me. You can
- 26:14Speaker 1: do whatever you want. You could do whatever you could
- 26:18Speaker 1: wear perfume. I don't care. I'm not that these girls
- 26:22Speaker 1: over there. They're like really temperamental. My God.
- 26:26Speaker 2: I mean, but it was, it was pretty funny when
- 26:28Speaker 2: I was there, there was this guy and he's like
- 26:30Speaker 2: this famous YouTuber and he pulls in and he's like
- 26:33Speaker 2: drives by and it's Jenny's her studio set up in
- 26:38Speaker 2: a house, but it's not the house she lives in.
- 26:39Speaker 2: But this guy comes up and he's like super hot,
- 26:42Speaker 2: probably like, early twenties. And he goes, Hey, just because
- 26:46Speaker 2: Jenny walked out to get me and there's our publicist.
- 26:49Speaker 3: And it's like five of us staying there. And he goes, Hey,
- 26:51Speaker 3: I just want to apologize about last night. And we're
- 26:54Speaker 3: all look, we all look really confused.
- 26:55Speaker 2: And he was like, I think I was really drunk
- 26:58Speaker 2: in an asshole to all you guys. And we were like, one,
- 27:02Speaker 2: none of us live here. Don't drink and drive three.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of weird stuff goes on over there.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of weird stuff. That's pretty funny. Yeah,
- 27:17Speaker 2: it was pretty funny. But then we're at Shannon's luau,
- 27:21Speaker 2: and everybody does the saddest limbo. Then Gina tells Carmela
- 27:27Speaker 2: what Vicky said about Danny raising her kids. In Carmela's confession,
- 27:31Speaker 2: she says, I hope she has some reputable life insurance
- 27:33Speaker 2: because I'm about to dropkick an OG.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Well, she didn't dropkick. Oh, gods. In Italian, that means dick.
- 27:40Speaker 1: She dropped nothing.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Nothing. She sat there and talked to Danny about it
- 27:45Speaker 2: on the side.
- 27:47Speaker 1: Danny seemed like a nice guy that night. I mean,
- 27:50Speaker 1: I just he's like, why would and Tamara's like, did
- 27:53Speaker 1: you say that to her? And he's like, why would
- 27:54Speaker 1: I say it's not true? And, you know, I'm getting
- 28:00Speaker 1: so the vibes for a long time now, ever since
- 28:03Speaker 1: that dinner that she's had the X for him long
- 28:05Speaker 1: before she broke up with him.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's just done with him.
- 28:09Speaker 3: But she does spend her time talking to him instead
- 28:12Speaker 3: of getting involved in the drama, which she claims she
- 28:15Speaker 3: was really going to blow up on Vicky for.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Did they edit it out? Did we miss it? I mean.
- 28:20Speaker 2: No way.
- 28:21Speaker 3: If she would have stood up and, like, you know,
- 28:26Speaker 3: came forward, I think we would have seen a little
- 28:28Speaker 3: bit of the drama, but we saw none of it.
- 28:30Speaker 3: It kind of seemed like the women were all catering
- 28:32Speaker 3: to Vicky.
- 28:35Speaker 1: So... In Gina's confessional, so we go through this whole thing.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Let's first talk about what actually happened. So here's Tamara's
- 28:44Speaker 1: little tidbit. Tamara had to prompt it because nobody was
- 28:49Speaker 1: really doing anything with it. And as soon as Tamara
- 28:52Speaker 1: opened her mouth, they panned to Shannon really quickly. Did
- 28:56Speaker 1: you see Shannon's face? She's like, oh, fuck.
- 28:58Speaker 5: Yeah, she's like... Tamara might be good this season. She
- 29:02Speaker 5: might be like having her little angel wings on. But
- 29:05Speaker 5: she's still Tamara Judge and she's got the job done.
- 29:09Speaker 1: So they pan over to Shannon. She's like, here we go.
- 29:12Speaker 1: And she knows what she did wrong. Shannon knows what
- 29:15Speaker 1: she did wrong. But why wasn't Gina bringing it up
- 29:17Speaker 1: since Gina's the one that mentioned it? But actually, it
- 29:22Speaker 1: was Carmela's job to bring it up as far as
- 29:24Speaker 1: I'm concerned.
- 29:25Speaker 2: So, I mean, here's the thing.
- 29:27Speaker 3: This is the part that makes it a little shifty.
- 29:29Speaker 3: So we've got Carmela all worked up.
- 29:31Speaker 2: About this, supposedly.
- 29:33Speaker 1: As she should be.
- 29:33Speaker 2: As she should be.
- 29:35Speaker 3: But then they're sitting at the dinner and, you know,
- 29:38Speaker 3: Gina's already shared the information.
- 29:40Speaker 2: And then somebody asks Carmela, how are you and Vicky?
- 29:46Speaker 2: And she's like, we're fine. And that's when Tamara had
- 29:49Speaker 2: to step in and be like, no, you're not fine.
- 29:53Speaker 1: So apparently somebody said to Carmela that are you and
- 29:59Speaker 1: Vicky good? And she said, oh, we're fine. And that's
- 30:03Speaker 1: when Tamara said, felt the need to bring it up.
- 30:06Speaker 1: Tamara just didn't bring it up out of nowhere.
- 30:08Speaker 3: Yeah, she said, she solely said it because she's like,
- 30:11Speaker 3: that's not what you were saying.
- 30:13Speaker 1: But we didn't see that part, but we know that
- 30:15Speaker 1: that happened.
- 30:16Speaker 2: Yeah, we know that that happened.
- 30:17Speaker 1: So Tamara did that because Carmela wasn't going to do
- 30:21Speaker 1: anything about it.
- 30:22Speaker 2: But Carmela still didn't do anything about it.
- 30:25Speaker 1: No.
- 30:26Speaker 2: Her sitting there talking shit about.
- 30:29Speaker 2: Vicky in the corner with janner does not count so
- 30:35Speaker 2: like she talked a big game like she was gonna
- 30:37Speaker 2: come in hot like she was gonna.
- 30:40Speaker 1: If we say in new jersey we're gonna drop kick
- 30:42Speaker 1: you you're getting drop.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Kicked yeah like it's coming you're actually getting you're not
- 30:46Speaker 2: gonna just sit in the corner and be a mute.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Yeah no like even if we know karate or not
- 30:51Speaker 1: you are you're going to you're going to feel it
- 30:55Speaker 1: you're going to You're going to get harder than you
- 30:58Speaker 1: hit us. And that's most housewives, right?
- 31:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:04Speaker 1: So having said that, yes, that is where Carmela falls short.
- 31:09Speaker 1: She doesn't react to the extent of she should by
- 31:13Speaker 1: something so damning. Like you could say a lot of
- 31:16Speaker 1: things to me that don't really phase me. But if
- 31:20Speaker 1: you're going to attack, like nobody should be okay when
- 31:23Speaker 1: somebody's talking about the way you raise your kids.
- 31:26Speaker 2: And it's the second time. Right.
- 31:30Speaker 1: It's not the first time. So that is even more
- 31:33Speaker 1: of a reason. To blow up like you just got
- 31:37Speaker 1: carte blanche. That is your ticket to the next season.
- 31:42Speaker 1: You just got your ticket to the next season. Like
- 31:44Speaker 1: have the conversation.
- 31:46Speaker 3: Be like, Vicky, listen, I understand that you're going through
- 31:49Speaker 3: a tough time or whatever it may be. But the
- 31:51Speaker 3: fact that you would say this behind my back shows
- 31:53Speaker 3: the kind of person you are. That's all she would
- 31:55Speaker 3: have needed to say.
- 31:57Speaker 1: You know what? That's I would have said, oh, a
- 32:02Speaker 1: lot more.
- 32:03Speaker 2: But even if she would have said that, but she
- 32:05Speaker 2: just cowered in the back.
- 32:07Speaker 3: That's where I'm saying Carmela needs to amp it up
- 32:10Speaker 3: if she wants to be a good housewife.
- 32:11Speaker 1: And Vicky's like, don't talk to me like that. And
- 32:15Speaker 1: Carmela's like, I just did. No, you know, Carmela, stop
- 32:18Speaker 1: acting like you don't know how to fight. Yeah. Stop
- 32:21Speaker 1: acting like you don't have a temper.
- 32:22Speaker 2: We already know what her situation is with Danny. And
- 32:26Speaker 2: yet she's still feeling the need to just huddle up
- 32:28Speaker 2: next to him and kind of have this awkward conversation
- 32:32Speaker 2: the entire time.
- 32:33Speaker 1: I didn't feel like I felt like I just feel
- 32:38Speaker 1: like such a disconnect with them. I feel like he's
- 32:41Speaker 1: into her. She's not into him at this point.
- 32:44Speaker 2: And am I losing my mind or was Ryan not there?
- 32:47Speaker 1: Ryan was there. He walked in with a, a non
- 32:51Speaker 1: Hawaiian shirt. It looked like a flowers, like, um, you know, those, uh,
- 32:56Speaker 1: the life is the, Oh, daisies. Um, Yeah, like, yeah,
- 33:00Speaker 1: the life is like that clothing lot. Like, what is it?
- 33:03Speaker 1: Life is good or something with that. That's what Brian
- 33:06Speaker 1: was there. What do you mean?
- 33:08Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 33:08Speaker 3: I just completely like I feel like he's such him
- 33:11Speaker 3: and Jen are such not a part of it that
- 33:13Speaker 3: I'm just forgetting about them.
- 33:16Speaker 1: So it was funny because getting back to this now,
- 33:19Speaker 1: Tamara has her little nugget here where she brings everything
- 33:23Speaker 1: to the surface. Vicky's face and neck gets so red.
- 33:27Speaker 2: Yeah, that's her towel.
- 33:28Speaker 1: She's like, roll the tape. Well, OK, so now even
- 33:32Speaker 1: Shannon says you said it. And why is she not saying?
- 33:37Speaker 1: And here's another thing with Vicky and Shannon. It's time
- 33:39Speaker 1: for now, Vicky, to say, why are you repeating that?
- 33:43Speaker 1: What I said, Heather could have repeated it. It was
- 33:45Speaker 1: said to Heather.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Yeah. Why?
- 33:48Speaker 1: Why was it Shannon that brought it back up? Why?
- 33:50Speaker 2: Because I think Shannon was frustrated by what happened on
- 33:53Speaker 2: that trip.
- 33:55Speaker 1: With with the girls going home.
- 33:57Speaker 3: Yeah, with the girls going home. I think she's upset
- 34:01Speaker 3: with how Vicky handled the trip.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Shannon is.
- 34:05Speaker 2: Fine.
- 34:07Speaker 1: But here's the other thing. So now that diet falls short,
- 34:11Speaker 1: which I'm surprised the producers weren't jumping in on that,
- 34:14Speaker 1: being like, ah, no, this isn't how we make a show.
- 34:18Speaker 1: And then what happens is now we get the girls
- 34:23Speaker 1: talking to each other regarding... what happened down by Vicky.
- 34:26Speaker 1: And then now this is where Vicky knows she's got
- 34:29Speaker 1: her back up against the wall. She's caught up in
- 34:34Speaker 1: what she said and the way things happened. And now
- 34:39Speaker 1: she goes into, I'm acting like this for this reason.
- 34:42Speaker 1: And then like Gina says in her confessional, how does
- 34:46Speaker 1: she master manipulate everybody to now look at her as
- 34:51Speaker 1: the victim?
- 34:53Speaker 2: Cause that's exactly what she did.
- 34:55Speaker 1: This is exactly what she did.
- 34:56Speaker 2: And it's, you know what? It's exactly what she did
- 34:59Speaker 2: online yesterday too. And she showed her knee wrapped up
- 35:04Speaker 2: and it was an Insta story picture. And it just said,
- 35:07Speaker 2: preparing for the reunion. Like now we know she had
- 35:12Speaker 2: the surgery. So like, no one's dumb. We know what
- 35:17Speaker 2: she's doing.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Right. So. Smart, smart thing to do. Never an acknowledgement.
- 35:24Speaker 1: There was no one. I'm sorry. No, there was. I
- 35:27Speaker 1: take that back. She did say, if I said something
- 35:30Speaker 1: to hurt you, I apologize. This is the second time.
- 35:33Speaker 1: And it wasn't like a big span of time where
- 35:36Speaker 1: it didn't happen. The second time, very close to the
- 35:39Speaker 1: first time. Where Carmela should have still been mad about
- 35:43Speaker 1: the first time. Right. So now you pile that on.
- 35:46Speaker 1: How is Carmela Carmela? If you like being a housewife.
- 35:50Speaker 1: You need to get down and dirty.
- 35:52Speaker 2: I come out. You need to.
- 35:55Speaker 3: And especially if you're claiming you're going to prior. It's
- 35:58Speaker 3: one thing if she didn't make a big deal about
- 36:00Speaker 3: it before, but she was like, I'm fucking pissed.
- 36:03Speaker 2: I'm pissed.
- 36:04Speaker 3: And then what about hold on? What was the line
- 36:06Speaker 3: that she said? Everybody has an expiration date. I mean,
- 36:13Speaker 3: that was a pretty good line. So Emily approaches Heather
- 36:16Speaker 3: and says she truly wants them to be friends. Heather
- 36:19Speaker 3: questions this, saying that in Los Olivos, Gina told her
- 36:23Speaker 3: that Emily is annoyed by her. After Emily compliments Heather
- 36:27Speaker 3: a bunch, and it's almost kind of crying, right?
- 36:30Speaker 1: She's like, I look up to you as a mother.
- 36:34Speaker 1: I don't think I tell you that enough. First of all,
- 36:39Speaker 1: let's talk about the fact that I did not overlook
- 36:43Speaker 1: the fact that Emily said, well, it was repeated because
- 36:46Speaker 1: Gina's still mad at me for what I, because I
- 36:48Speaker 1: repeated to Carmela what she said about her.
- 36:50Speaker 2: And then she's like, now Gina and I are even. Yeah.
- 36:54Speaker 1: She's like, Gina, that's not friends. No. I don't talk like,
- 36:58Speaker 1: that's like not what friends do. You know, just because
- 37:02Speaker 1: somebody did something you wouldn't have done doesn't mean you
- 37:04Speaker 1: turn around and do it also. Yeah.
- 37:07Speaker 2: I don't think so either.
- 37:08Speaker 3: But during this whole conversation, like, Emily is like giving
- 37:11Speaker 3: her a compliment salad, like just over the top, how
- 37:15Speaker 3: she wants to make a wild night out.
- 37:17Speaker 2: The only thing I can think is Heather Dubrow loves
- 37:21Speaker 2: compliments almost as much as she loves champagne.
- 37:25Speaker 1: I believe that. And if there's any short of compliments
- 37:32Speaker 1: towards Heather, she'll just make up for it and talk
- 37:34Speaker 1: about herself and compliment herself anyway.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't. Okay, if you're not going to do it,
- 37:39Speaker 2: I'll do it.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Yeah. With compliments.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Yeah. So, but this, this didn't feel like an authentic,
- 37:48Speaker 2: real conversation to me.
- 37:50Speaker 1: You didn't think so?
- 37:51Speaker 2: No, I didn't think Emily was like on the verge
- 37:54Speaker 2: of tears because about how she.
- 37:57Speaker 1: You think she's an actress, Emily?
- 37:59Speaker 2: I think she, I don't think she really cares about
- 38:02Speaker 2: Heather Dubrow things.
- 38:04Speaker 1: No, I mean, and even at the table now go
- 38:07Speaker 1: back to the table where all this is going on.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Emily says, which I don't know if you caught, Emily
- 38:13Speaker 1: says to Heather, you're not on my radar tonight.
- 38:16Speaker 3: Yeah, you're lucky you're not on my radar tonight. This
- 38:19Speaker 3: is after the apology. But also those two are going
- 38:23Speaker 3: at it in the press right now. So currently it
- 38:24Speaker 3: didn't last.
- 38:38Speaker 1: Maybe you were right about the insincerity of the apology.
- 38:41Speaker 1: I fall for everything. Like, her voice is shaky. I'm like, wow,
- 38:46Speaker 1: that was a really nice thing she said. I look
- 38:49Speaker 1: up to you as a mother. And then, you know,
- 38:51Speaker 1: here they are.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Dolores, I just wanted to tell you something really quick.
- 38:59Speaker 1: You're an ass.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Sorry. Anybody can do that shit.
- 39:04Speaker 1: I can't.
- 39:04Speaker 2: We don't do that over here. Try to do that.
- 39:08Speaker 1: Try to do that over here. You guys grew up
- 39:09Speaker 1: in that shit.
- 39:11Speaker 4: Like, I just, like, at the end of my- Now
- 39:14Speaker 4: I can't trust anybody. I always looked up to you
- 39:18Speaker 4: as a mother, and the fact.
- 39:21Speaker 1: That- I mean, she wasn't, like, doing bad, but it
- 39:25Speaker 1: was close. It was, her.
- 39:27Speaker 2: Voice was shaking.
- 39:29Speaker 1: It was. she was shaking. Who, who at this age
- 39:32Speaker 1: as a grown ass woman makes believe they're crying.
- 39:36Speaker 2: That is my point.
- 39:38Speaker 1: I want to pull your hair. I don't even like
- 39:40Speaker 1: when you're crying for real. Yeah.
- 39:42Speaker 2: Like, and also we know you're not crying. We know
- 39:44Speaker 2: you don't give two shits. And then she also is
- 39:46Speaker 2: on watch what happens live. And she says that there's
- 39:49Speaker 2: a lot more that.
- 39:50Speaker 3: Heather actually said about Carmela that we're going to find
- 39:53Speaker 3: out at the reunion.
- 39:53Speaker 1: See, now, I want to know what it is now.
- 39:57Speaker 1: I'm making calls. You better get to the bottom of this, Tati.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Do your thing.
- 40:01Speaker 2: We got to figure things out.
- 40:03Speaker 1: I want to know before the reunion. But yeah, so
- 40:06Speaker 1: somebody that you actually will cry over when you're apologizing
- 40:10Speaker 1: to them doesn't mean that you go and watch what
- 40:13Speaker 1: happens live and start fighting with them on the internet.
- 40:16Speaker 1: So you're right.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's all bullshit.
- 40:20Speaker 1: The internet. Is that my age showing? That's not what
- 40:23Speaker 1: we call it these days. Social media.
- 40:25Speaker 2: The internet. The interwebs.
- 40:28Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassing.
- 40:30Speaker 2: Let me get out my Dell computer and let's look
- 40:32Speaker 2: up things.
- 40:34Speaker 1: With my AOL account that I still have.
- 40:36Speaker 2: What's your AOL account name?
- 40:39Speaker 1: DCAT1228 at AOL. Cheeky330 at AOL.com. There you go, girl.
- 40:46Speaker 1: You know, that's the most secure account somebody told me,
- 40:48Speaker 1: by the way.
- 40:49Speaker 2: You realize that Kyle still uses an AOL account. Like
- 40:53Speaker 2: I email her to her AOL account.
- 40:55Speaker 1: Good for her.
- 40:58Speaker 2: Isn't AOL going to go out of business at some point?
- 41:02Speaker 1: No, clearly not. Because like, I think there was a
- 41:06Speaker 1: Russian spy on, on damn ass Instagram saying that that
- 41:11Speaker 1: is the most secure account there is well.
- 41:16Speaker 2: Why do we quit it why do we get tricked
- 41:20Speaker 2: um but then you know we're we're back to uh
- 41:25Speaker 2: vicky denying and saying that she rolled the tape back
- 41:28Speaker 2: and then carmella says they're both new this year and
- 41:31Speaker 2: vicky this was a good line she goes i mean
- 41:34Speaker 2: it's not like we're both not new this year and
- 41:37Speaker 2: then that that like like horns came out of vicky
- 41:40Speaker 2: and she's like She's like, but the OG 20 years
- 41:46Speaker 2: card and Carmela goes, everything has an expiration. And that's
- 41:51Speaker 2: when Vicky can barely even handle it.
- 41:54Speaker 1: She doesn't even know what to say. She just makes
- 41:56Speaker 1: a noise. She's like.
- 41:57Speaker 3: I feel like maybe it would have landed a little
- 41:59Speaker 3: bit better if we didn't see it in the teaser already.
- 42:03Speaker 5: Right.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Well, you can always tell when there's a rehearsed line.
- 42:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:09Speaker 1: I don't like rehearsed lines. They always show rehearsed. I'm sorry.
- 42:15Speaker 2: Yeah, they show rehearsed. I felt it. Also, there's something
- 42:19Speaker 2: we haven't talked about, but it happened earlier on in
- 42:21Speaker 2: this episode and it happened two times and it involves Gina.
- 42:25Speaker 2: And is there anything that Gina did to you did
- 42:27Speaker 2: during her confessionals that weirded you out other than talk
- 42:30Speaker 2: about the balls?
- 42:32Speaker 1: I can't get past the balls.
- 42:34Speaker 2: Two times she went.
- 42:40Speaker 1: What?
- 42:41Speaker 3: Why are you winking at the camera and like throwing
- 42:44Speaker 3: up fingers right now? Like two different times she told
- 42:47Speaker 3: a joke and then like, we didn't know it was
- 42:49Speaker 3: a joke.
- 42:49Speaker 2: She had to go. I was like, Gina, I need
- 42:53Speaker 2: to never see you do that again. I need you
- 42:56Speaker 2: to stop doing it. Whether it's about his balls or
- 42:58Speaker 2: whatever else.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Tell you not to be a corn ball. Friends will say,
- 43:03Speaker 1: don't ever make that face again.
- 43:06Speaker 2: Don't wear that.
- 43:08Speaker 1: But she did happen to mention, speaking of, since you're
- 43:11Speaker 1: a real friend to Gina, she said real friends will
- 43:14Speaker 1: tell you when you're wrong. Gina, we're starting here. Don't
- 43:18Speaker 1: ever do that again.
- 43:19Speaker 3: Gina, don't ever wink at the camera as if you're
- 43:23Speaker 3: winking straight to the audience.
- 43:25Speaker 2: Because we know you're just winking to, like, Sally Ann
- 43:29Speaker 2: or someone. And I need it to not happen.
- 43:32Speaker 1: To the camera. Yeah. So... Let's get to the coconut thing, please.
- 43:37Speaker 1: Because honestly, I'm so disappointed with now you've totally turned
- 43:45Speaker 1: me on this episode when I was like, oh, I
- 43:47Speaker 1: love the banter. Now I'm mad at everyone.
- 43:49Speaker 2: See, that's how you do.
- 43:50Speaker 1: I'm pissed off at Emily making believe that she was crying.
- 43:53Speaker 1: I'm pissed off. And then sitting across from her and saying, yeah,
- 43:57Speaker 1: you're not on my target just tonight. Like, yeah.
- 44:00Speaker 3: Well, what about how then Tamron goes to Shannon for
- 44:02Speaker 3: her side of the Kinta story? But the conversation quickly
- 44:06Speaker 3: becomes how Vicky is wanting an apology.
- 44:09Speaker 1: Jen and Emily happened to talk about it. Yeah.
- 44:12Speaker 3: I mean, like Jen and Emily expressed, they never intended
- 44:15Speaker 3: to hurt Vicky. I'm like, why are they apologizing now?
- 44:18Speaker 2: What is happening?
- 44:19Speaker 1: They weren't going to. And then they did in three minutes.
- 44:22Speaker 1: And then we find out that Mike wound up leaving
- 44:26Speaker 1: at five o'clock in the morning after everyone left.
- 44:29Speaker 2: And then she felt abandoned by the M and Mike.
- 44:33Speaker 1: And she has abandonment issues from her mother. And again,
- 44:36Speaker 1: I will reiterate, I did rewatch what when she got
- 44:42Speaker 1: the call about her mom. It was like horrible. Me
- 44:45Speaker 1: and my mom were like choked up watching it because
- 44:47Speaker 1: I was trying to explain to my mom who she was.
- 44:50Speaker 1: And I pulled up the clip. But yeah, I mean.
- 44:55Speaker 3: I mean, yes, there's a part that's heartbreaking saying she
- 44:58Speaker 3: will never feel secure in any relationship again.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Who fucking feels secure?
- 45:02Speaker 2: I want to say, you know what? Do you think
- 45:03Speaker 2: I feel really fucking secure every day?
- 45:05Speaker 1: Honestly. I'm just going to say, you want to talk
- 45:09Speaker 1: about abandonment, Vicky? We all have it, sis.
- 45:14Speaker 2: Like, let's deep down. And there's a reason why we
- 45:18Speaker 2: all became housewives. Because there's some part of fucked up
- 45:20Speaker 2: with all of us.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Because.
- 45:24Speaker 2: We need some sort of external attention and we don't
- 45:27Speaker 2: know why.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Because we're all a mess with big issues. Because if
- 45:36Speaker 1: we were normal, would we be doing this, Vicki?
- 45:40Speaker 2: No.
- 45:42Speaker 1: We can't use things that have hurt us in our
- 45:45Speaker 1: life for excuses for bad behavior. We can't because you'll
- 45:48Speaker 1: never evolve. Sorry.
- 45:50Speaker 2: But why did Emily and Jen like honestly suck in
- 45:54Speaker 2: their buttholes and just not say anything at this point?
- 45:59Speaker 1: Do you think and I'm just going to throw this
- 46:01Speaker 1: out there and forgive me if I am wrong and
- 46:03Speaker 1: forgive me if no one else. Do you think that
- 46:06Speaker 1: that housewives are so afraid when somebody brings up a
- 46:10Speaker 1: specific issue that they had because of a traumatic experience
- 46:14Speaker 1: in their life? They are afraid. to fight with that
- 46:17Speaker 1: person in that moment of backlash from, from the fans.
- 46:24Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I can agree with that if it
- 46:26Speaker 3: was something that happened this year.
- 46:28Speaker 2: Right. But they, it's not, it's something that happened quite
- 46:36Speaker 2: a long time ago, correct?
- 46:37Speaker 1: Yes, of course. So do you think that, that sometimes
- 46:41Speaker 1: in our housewife world, we are, so afraid of the
- 46:45Speaker 1: stone throwing core of the social media world that people
- 46:50Speaker 1: back down from what we normally would have ripped her
- 46:52Speaker 1: face off for.
- 46:54Speaker 2: I don't, I don't actually even think it was because
- 46:56Speaker 2: of that.
- 46:56Speaker 3: I think that Vicky did such a good job of
- 46:59Speaker 3: just like turning it back on them. Vicky's getting emotional.
- 47:05Speaker 3: She's feels like she's always been abandoned. The girls are
- 47:08Speaker 3: hugging her. Like she just did a switch and bait
- 47:12Speaker 3: right there.
- 47:12Speaker 2: Easy. That was easy for her, which is why it
- 47:17Speaker 2: bothers me when people say Vicky doesn't know what she's doing.
- 47:20Speaker 2: She knows exactly what she's doing.
- 47:23Speaker 1: Vicky knows what she's doing. Yes. But, you know, she goes,
- 47:27Speaker 1: I got left and, you know, nobody said goodbye to
- 47:31Speaker 1: me and I lost my mom. And, you know, listen,
- 47:34Speaker 1: rightfully so. Her mom died suddenly. She spoke to her
- 47:39Speaker 1: before that. A lot of people. have done this. She's
- 47:42Speaker 1: had two relationships where they just up and have left
- 47:45Speaker 1: with no conversations. Okay. So you, you're guarded. We all are.
- 47:50Speaker 1: I get that. I am open and guarded at the
- 47:54Speaker 1: same time. Yeah. But you know, I, I mean, I
- 48:00Speaker 1: don't know what to say at this point. I think that,
- 48:03Speaker 1: I think that there was a lot of lost opportunity
- 48:05Speaker 1: for scenes that could have been great.
- 48:08Speaker 2: I think so too. And know who I actually thought
- 48:11Speaker 2: had chemistry? Shannon and her guy.
- 48:14Speaker 1: Oh, they were adorable together.
- 48:15Speaker 2: I thought they were cute. I was like, what's the
- 48:17Speaker 2: problem here?
- 48:17Speaker 1: People don't know how they got the coconut up.
- 48:21Speaker 3: Well, clearly, Tamara and Eddie, they've been practicing between the
- 48:25Speaker 3: dog barking and the sexy scene with the surf and sand.
- 48:30Speaker 1: Tamara's so competitive that she would not lose. That's number one.
- 48:35Speaker 2: I mean, I think I've played a game like that,
- 48:37Speaker 2: but with a balloon, not with a coconut.
- 48:40Speaker 1: Well, it looked really hard. However, I loved the chemistry
- 48:44Speaker 1: during this game with Shannon and her friend, which they
- 48:48Speaker 1: dated at one time. They kissed at one time. They
- 48:51Speaker 1: were very cute together. I wasn't mad at that.
- 48:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Oh, he has a Coke can. So we like him.
- 49:00Speaker 1: We like this guy.
- 49:01Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, we like him. We're good with him.
- 49:05Speaker 3: But the coconut game is some of them are really
- 49:09Speaker 3: bad at it.
- 49:11Speaker 2: And I also felt like there was a moment when
- 49:13Speaker 2: Shane walked in.
- 49:14Speaker 1: Because they didn't want.
- 49:15Speaker 2: To touch each other. She did not want him touching
- 49:21Speaker 2: her body in any capacity. She also couldn't do the limbo,
- 49:25Speaker 2: if you noticed. I think because her heels are too high.
- 49:27Speaker 1: I just want to say, she's over him like a
- 49:30Speaker 1: girl who's already on to somebody else.
- 49:33Speaker 5: I know.
- 49:34Speaker 2: Do you think there's just going to be a new guy?
- 49:37Speaker 1: That's the vibe I'm getting.
- 49:39Speaker 2: She's really over him.
- 49:40Speaker 1: She warned him she was going to do it. Yeah.
- 49:43Speaker 2: So she just had to get through this season and
- 49:45Speaker 2: then who knows. But then as Vicky is embraced by Tamara, Shannon, Emily,
- 49:51Speaker 2: and Heather, Carmela questions to Jen and Gina how Vicky
- 49:55Speaker 2: is the victim. Hey, Carmela, if you're going to say it,
- 49:58Speaker 2: get up and say it to everybody with your chest.
- 50:02Speaker 1: Yeah, got to relate.
- 50:04Speaker 3: Yeah, like, don't be whispering it to those two.
- 50:08Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Gina... If you are acknowledging in
- 50:13Speaker 1: that moment, because sometimes it takes me a little bit
- 50:16Speaker 1: of time to acknowledge what's going on. Gina, if you're
- 50:20Speaker 1: acknowledging in that moment what Vicky's doing, why don't you
- 50:23Speaker 1: stand up on that table and say, hey, Vicky, I
- 50:27Speaker 1: just saw what you did. Why would you wait for
- 50:30Speaker 1: your confessional when nobody's around six months later to do it?
- 50:33Speaker 2: Yeah. And honestly, this is what Carmela just said. So...
- 50:41Speaker 2: Both of them I thought were at fault there.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Okay, well, they're in the timeout box.
- 50:45Speaker 2: They're in the timeout box.
- 50:47Speaker 1: They better blow it out their ass at the reunion.
- 50:50Speaker 2: They better blow it out their ass at the reunion.
- 50:52Speaker 2: I also, I mean, I liked this episode. I thought
- 50:55Speaker 2: it was better than last week's. I thought it was interesting.
- 50:57Speaker 3: I think next week is the start of the Vena party,
- 51:03Speaker 3: which I am going to be at, which they didn't
- 51:06Speaker 3: show me in the trailer, which I was like, fuckers.
- 51:09Speaker 1: They really should have.
- 51:11Speaker 2: You know what? I don't even know what I was doing,
- 51:13Speaker 2: but they should have shown me in the trailer. Like,
- 51:15Speaker 2: how rude.
- 51:16Speaker 1: What do you mean you didn't know what you were doing?
- 51:18Speaker 1: I want to know why Alexa was crying outside.
- 51:21Speaker 2: Oh, I'm a part of that.
- 51:23Speaker 1: No, I cannot wait. More than I want to watch
- 51:29Speaker 1: next week, I want to hear all the behind the scenes,
- 51:31Speaker 1: because we don't usually get this.
- 51:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:34Speaker 1: You're going to give us, and you promised us, when
- 51:36Speaker 1: you could talk about it, You were going to tell
- 51:38Speaker 1: us everything.
- 51:39Speaker 2: And it's so good. It's so good.
- 51:42Speaker 1: Better not forget one detail. I want everything written down
- 51:46Speaker 1: and I want you coming here prepared to give us
- 51:50Speaker 1: all the dirt next week.
- 51:52Speaker 2: I will give you every little crumb.
- 51:53Speaker 3: Once I see what they show, I'm going to say
- 51:56Speaker 3: exactly what went down. But you guys are going to
- 52:01Speaker 3: be bummed because I'm gone next week. We are doubling
- 52:04Speaker 3: down the following week on Orange County.
- 52:07Speaker 1: I got to wait two weeks?
- 52:08Speaker 2: Yes. Why? Because I'm going to Slates Nationals.
- 52:13Speaker 1: Can't do it from there?
- 52:14Speaker 2: No. Dolores is like, Teddy, just send me your notes.
- 52:19Speaker 2: I'll recap it by myself.
- 52:21Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do this one without you.
- 52:24Speaker 1: Just this one.
- 52:25Speaker 2: Just saying.
- 52:28Speaker 1: But I love you, Teddy. I love you.
- 52:30Speaker 2: I wish I would love to hear a podcast of
- 52:32Speaker 2: you just talking to yourself. You're like, hold on, Dolores.
- 52:35Speaker 2: What do you really think? Well. I think that they
- 52:39Speaker 2: dropped the ball there.
- 52:40Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not that good without you. So it doesn't,
- 52:43Speaker 1: it wouldn't be good.
- 52:44Speaker 2: You wouldn't know what scrotox was.
- 52:46Speaker 1: I'm still not knowing really. Imagine if I go and
- 52:51Speaker 1: like chat GBT this or Google it or do something.
- 52:54Speaker 1: And Paul happens to see like goes on my computer.
- 52:57Speaker 1: His is dead. And he's like seeing that I'm looking
- 52:59Speaker 1: at it. I'm going to go tell him right now.
- 53:02Speaker 2: You need to, you just need to confess.
- 53:04Speaker 1: He doesn't need it. Paul's like, I don't talk like
- 53:08Speaker 1: this about guys. He's like kind of perfect, but yeah.
- 53:11Speaker 3: Like he doesn't need it, but he needs to know
- 53:13Speaker 3: about it.
- 53:15Speaker 1: There's a lot of things. For me, aesthetically, Paul is
- 53:20Speaker 1: perfect to me.
- 53:21Speaker 2: Oh, I love that. I didn't know we were going
- 53:24Speaker 2: to end on such a lovey-dovey note.
- 53:26Speaker 1: I don't talk like that. I probably have never told
- 53:29Speaker 1: him that. So he's going to have to listen.
- 53:31Speaker 2: He's going to have to listen, which he won't. So
- 53:33Speaker 2: he'll never know. Just we'll know. Oh, my gosh. Well,
- 53:39Speaker 2: I'm excited.
- 53:39Speaker 3: I'm going to miss you next week, but then we'll
- 53:41Speaker 3: be back and we'll recap all things Orange County. We'll
- 53:44Speaker 3: have a lot to catch up on because we have
- 53:45Speaker 3: two episodes that will be back to back. We'll finally
- 53:49Speaker 3: get to figure out what Alexis is having her breakdown about.
- 53:54Speaker 1: No, but you're going to you are going to tell us.
- 53:56Speaker 1: And anyway, come home with metal slate. Good luck.
- 53:59Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Love you.
- 54:01Speaker 1: Love you.
- 54:03Speaker 2: Thank you.