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- 1:18Speaker 1: Radio Archive Featured Hour here from the Hall of Fame
- 1:21Speaker 1: Phil Hendry Show and philhendryshow.com. And today we have the
- 1:25Speaker 1: great Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills. This show
- 1:28Speaker 1: that we did was in the glorious year of 2004.
- 1:31Speaker 1: It was right after Martha Stewart got turned in, basically,
- 1:34Speaker 1: by one of her employees. And Ted Bell is talking
- 1:38Speaker 1: about what he does to test the loyalty of his
- 1:41Speaker 1: employees because he doesn't want to have happen to him
- 1:43Speaker 1: what happened to Martha Stewart. And a lot of the
- 1:45Speaker 1: stuff that he said, a lot of the ways he
- 1:48Speaker 1: tests his employees are pretty offensive. He has, for instance,
- 1:51Speaker 1: I believe he has an accountant or one of his
- 1:54Speaker 1: business guys is from the Appalachians. So he starts making
- 1:57Speaker 1: sister jokes and stuff like this just to see how
- 1:59Speaker 1: well they take this stuff.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Here is Ted Bell.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Put it over there.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Tess, Beverly Hills Steakhouse, come on down.
- 2:13Speaker 3: Hey, friends, why don't you go down to Tessie Beverly
- 2:15Speaker 3: Hills for Valentine's Day. Bring your little lady or that
- 2:18Speaker 3: special someone to join a great steak dinner at Tessie
- 2:20Speaker 3: Beverly Hills. You get a tent free. Everybody in before
- 2:23Speaker 3: 10 o'clock.
- 2:23Speaker 5: We're at Tess.
- 2:26Speaker 3: We want to put our meat in your mouth.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Ted Bell joins us. He sponsors this portion of the
- 2:31Speaker 2: Phil Henry Show.
- 2:33Speaker 1: The Martha Stewart case, I know, has been fascinating you
- 2:35Speaker 1: and a lot of Americans.
- 2:37Speaker 2: Martha Stewart, self-made woman.
- 2:41Speaker 1: You said yourself, Ted, one of the most successful businesswomen
- 2:44Speaker 1: in the history of this country.
- 2:46Speaker 2: What is this case really about?
- 2:47Speaker 3: Well, to my way of thinking, and I don't think
- 2:51Speaker 3: there's too many people here to disagree with this, Martha
- 2:54Speaker 3: Stewart is learning something that I think a lot of
- 2:56Speaker 3: us in business have had to learn, sometimes the hard way,
- 2:59Speaker 3: sometimes the easy way, and that is, Phil, that disloyalty
- 3:04Speaker 3: among your employees, no matter how good you treat them,
- 3:07Speaker 3: no matter how you try to ensure that they're going
- 3:11Speaker 3: to be on your side, disloyalty is something that can
- 3:13Speaker 3: seriously damage a business to the tune of a billion dollars.
- 3:17Speaker 3: And I think Martha Stewart is learning this. And there
- 3:22Speaker 3: have been studies done, most notably done by Dr. Jackson
- 3:26Speaker 3: at the University, I believe it was Indiana State, on
- 3:29Speaker 3: employee loyalty and how it has robbed American business of
- 3:34Speaker 3: literally billions of dollars over the last several years. Martha
- 3:37Speaker 3: Stewart's case is only the most, I suppose, well-known of it.
- 3:42Speaker 1: So in Martha Stewart's case, when you say employee disloyalty,
- 3:47Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 3:48Speaker 3: Well, I'm talking about the breaking of confidences, the breaking
- 3:50Speaker 3: of trust, the talking behind the back, the going behind
- 3:55Speaker 3: her back and reporting things, misinterpreting things, trying to get
- 4:00Speaker 3: her in trouble with the SEC. Every businessman, no matter
- 4:03Speaker 3: who he is, understands that he's certainly going to have
- 4:08Speaker 3: his dealings With federal regulations, I have to adhere to
- 4:14Speaker 3: federal food safety regulations. And you're always constantly trying to
- 4:20Speaker 3: do your very best. You certainly don't need an employee who,
- 4:24Speaker 3: because he's disgruntled, because he doesn't make enough money, because
- 4:28Speaker 3: he doesn't like the color of your tie one morning,
- 4:31Speaker 3: decides to go behind your back and, as I say,
- 4:34Speaker 3: take a flint axe and put it, Right in the
- 4:37Speaker 3: back of your neck. Now, there's an area just below
- 4:40Speaker 3: the skull, the medulla oblongata. In my opinion, what this
- 4:44Speaker 3: kid did to Martha Stewart is to take possibly a
- 4:48Speaker 3: Bronze Age flint axe and bury it deep into the
- 4:52Speaker 3: base of her skull. And I say that figuratively. But
- 4:56Speaker 3: look at what this has done to her image and
- 5:00Speaker 3: certainly what it could do to other business people. So
- 5:03Speaker 3: we're studying it. We're trying to get a handle on it.
- 5:07Speaker 3: There are things that I do in my business to
- 5:10Speaker 3: ensure loyalty, but it's tough.
- 5:13Speaker 2: Ted Bell joins us from Ted's in Beverly Hills.
- 5:15Speaker 1: He is the CEO and owner of one of the
- 5:18Speaker 1: most successful restaurants in America. When you say that you
- 5:22Speaker 1: do things to ensure loyalty, you talk about something called
- 5:25Speaker 1: the bottom line.
- 5:25Speaker 2: Can you tell me what that is? Then we're going
- 5:26Speaker 2: to give our phone number out and take some calls.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Bottom line is something that I do with employees, and
- 5:32Speaker 3: a lot of businesses are engaged in this. What I
- 5:34Speaker 3: do with any employee... When I first get them as
- 5:39Speaker 3: an employee, I try a three-step approach. I try to
- 5:42Speaker 3: see how loyal they are or how loyal they're going
- 5:45Speaker 3: to be. It includes, in some instances, what we call
- 5:48Speaker 3: the bottom line. In my business, like in most businesses,
- 5:52Speaker 3: I'll give an example. We have an accountant. He's one
- 5:55Speaker 3: of the top guys that I've ever known in my life.
- 5:57Speaker 3: I call him a personal friend, Fred McHale. Fred is
- 6:01Speaker 3: a graduate of the University of Virginia, but Fred comes
- 6:05Speaker 3: from the south. or a part of the South, the Appalachians,
- 6:09Speaker 3: and apparently comes from one of these very poor families,
- 6:11Speaker 3: and he really struggled his way out. And he's a
- 6:14Speaker 3: great guy, and I know his wife and his kids,
- 6:16Speaker 3: and my relationship with Fred was cemented. There was a
- 6:19Speaker 3: period of time I wanted to know whether or not
- 6:22Speaker 3: he was with me. So I would, in his presence,
- 6:26Speaker 3: I would make hillbilly jokes about dumb Southerners. And I
- 6:31Speaker 3: would really, you know, and I used a lot of
- 6:33Speaker 3: the very crude jokes about, you know, this big old joke,
- 6:36Speaker 3: you know, If you marry a woman in Alabama and
- 6:38Speaker 3: you cross over to Georgia, is she still your sister?
- 6:41Speaker 3: And all of these things. And I would say these,
- 6:44Speaker 3: and I would watch him. And I looked for a
- 6:47Speaker 3: twitch of the muscle, just a twitch of a finger, anything.
- 6:52Speaker 3: But nothing. He took it like a man.
- 6:55Speaker 2: So are you insulting these people?
- 6:58Speaker 3: No, no. What I'm trying to do is to find
- 7:01Speaker 3: out are they with me or are they not. We have,
- 7:03Speaker 3: you know, Diane Trudy, who is my bartender.
- 7:05Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Diane's African-American. And she was with us the first two weeks.
- 7:11Speaker 3: You don't want to have to do this. You don't really,
- 7:14Speaker 3: but you have to do something to ensure that what
- 7:17Speaker 3: happened to Martha Stewart doesn't happen to you. And I
- 7:20Speaker 3: made some off-color jokes, and I made some racial jokes about,
- 7:23Speaker 3: you know, I don't know if you know the joke.
- 7:26Speaker 2: You're making black racial jokes?
- 7:28Speaker 3: When she first worked for us, yeah.
- 7:31Speaker 2: And you say they're off color?
- 7:33Speaker 3: No, no, the sex jokes were because she's a female.
- 7:37Speaker 3: You know, they joke about, you know, if the doctor
- 7:39Speaker 3: says I'm impotent, and when you is impotent, you walk impotent.
- 7:42Speaker 3: You know how the black, you know, the traditional black
- 7:45Speaker 3: way of talking? So this is the kind of thing.
- 7:48Speaker 3: And when Martha Stewart's going through, what she's going through
- 7:51Speaker 3: right now, Phil, I think should alarm all employers.
- 7:54Speaker 1: All right, Ted, that's a good place to break. We're
- 7:57Speaker 1: talking to a very experienced business owner and a very experienced.
- 8:02Speaker 1: Entrepreneur Ted Bell about the Martha Stewart case. Does this
- 8:07Speaker 1: portend bad things for all employers? Can you all expect
- 8:11Speaker 1: to be betrayed by your employees? Can you expect to
- 8:15Speaker 1: be litigated against and have one of your employees appear
- 8:20Speaker 1: on the stand? What about employee loyalty? What has happened
- 8:24Speaker 1: to it down through the years? What do you think
- 8:27Speaker 1: it is, Ted? You test your employees with some pretty
- 8:32Speaker 1: I would say pretty stringent or very strong methods, racial
- 8:37Speaker 1: jokes and this kind of thing. But you mentioned to
- 8:39Speaker 1: me before it went on the air that you're afraid.
- 8:41Speaker 3: I'm absolutely afraid. I'm scared, Bill. I'm scared. I think
- 8:43Speaker 3: I'm scared for all of us who's business owners. What's
- 8:45Speaker 3: happening with Martha Stewart right now can happen to any
- 8:49Speaker 3: business owner. And I want to make sure that a
- 8:53Speaker 3: kid that I take in, who I have given a
- 8:56Speaker 3: very good paying job to, who I have entrusted in
- 8:59Speaker 3: the case of Fred McHale with my books, in the
- 9:01Speaker 3: case of Diane Trudy with a part of my business.
- 9:06Speaker 3: And I turn around one day, and they suddenly get
- 9:09Speaker 3: jealous of the fact that I have a lot of money,
- 9:11Speaker 3: and they don't. Because that's at the bottom line of
- 9:14Speaker 3: all of this. You have to understand something. I'm Ted Bell,
- 9:18Speaker 3: and people know who I am, and they want to
- 9:20Speaker 3: be me, and this is something that I've had to
- 9:22Speaker 3: kind of live with for a long time. You know,
- 9:25Speaker 3: you can't be me. I'm Ted Bell. I'm me. And
- 9:29Speaker 3: I said to a kid one day, he was one
- 9:30Speaker 3: of my busboys. He said, Mr. Bell, I'd like to
- 9:32Speaker 3: be you. I said, you can't be me. Where did
- 9:35Speaker 3: you ever grow a pair big enough to think you
- 9:37Speaker 3: could be me? You see what I'm saying? And so
- 9:40Speaker 3: that kind of puts the kid in his place, and
- 9:42Speaker 3: he gets a reality check. And what it's all, I said,
- 9:44Speaker 3: you want to be me? I'm Ted Bell.
- 9:49Speaker 2: Well, now you say the kid be you.
- 9:51Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
- 9:52Speaker 2: Well, then you say to a young man with ambition,
- 9:54Speaker 2: you say, well, try to go out and be you, huh?
- 9:56Speaker 3: Well, whatever you want to say to him is good.
- 9:58Speaker 3: I don't know. But the arrogance of an employee to say, well, look,
- 10:03Speaker 3: I'm rich. You're not. I built this business. You didn't.
- 10:08Speaker 3: Martha Stewart built her business. This punk kid, Fanuel, didn't.
- 10:14Speaker 3: He's an insignificant little broker's assistant. But seriously, Phil... Martha
- 10:20Speaker 3: may lose her entire empire because of some kid who
- 10:24Speaker 3: shanked her, and I can't let that happen to me.
- 10:29Speaker 3: And that's why I do what I do, and it's harsh.
- 10:33Speaker 1: All right, but in order to test employee loyalty, you
- 10:38Speaker 1: are making racial and.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Phil.
- 10:43Speaker 3: Please qualify what you're saying. Well, how? Because I'm not
- 10:45Speaker 3: doing this gratuitously. I'm doing it for a reason.
- 10:47Speaker 2: No, no, no, I understand that. You're not a racist.
- 10:50Speaker 2: I understand that.
- 10:51Speaker 3: No, I am not. Please don't say that. Diane Trudy
- 10:53Speaker 3: has worked for me. She's a top-notch black bartender. And
- 11:00Speaker 3: there's nothing racial about me. And I've spent my life
- 11:04Speaker 3: making sure that I adhere to all the equal opportunity standards. No,
- 11:09Speaker 3: I have to do it to see if they can
- 11:11Speaker 3: take it.
- 11:12Speaker 2: All right.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Well, in the case of this young man, Fred, what
- 11:15Speaker 1: is his name?
- 11:16Speaker 3: Fred McHale is my accountant. All right.
- 11:18Speaker 2: Now, he's a southerner.
- 11:19Speaker 3: He came up a very hard way. He was born
- 11:21Speaker 3: and raised in Virginia. And so I make a lot
- 11:24Speaker 3: of these, do you sleep with your sister jokes and
- 11:25Speaker 3: all of this stuff. And a lot of guys can
- 11:28Speaker 3: laugh at him. But when you keep it going, and
- 11:30Speaker 3: I keep it up for about three weeks until you
- 11:33Speaker 3: want to get sick of it, that's when you know. See,
- 11:37Speaker 3: one joke is fine. Two jokes... About 10 or 15
- 11:40Speaker 3: of them in a row, and you really, it starts
- 11:43Speaker 3: to grate on you. And that's when I want to
- 11:44Speaker 3: look them in the eye. And I want to see
- 11:46Speaker 3: whether I got them or not. Hey, Fred. Yeah? You know,
- 11:51Speaker 3: do you sleep with your sister? And if he tightens
- 11:55Speaker 3: up those jaw muscles, if he looks like he wants
- 11:57Speaker 3: to pick something up off the desk, if he's tightening
- 12:01Speaker 3: his hand around a pencil as if it's a steel
- 12:06Speaker 3: shank made out on the yard in Clinton, I know
- 12:08Speaker 3: I've got it.
- 12:10Speaker 2: I don't know that it is wise.
- 12:12Speaker 1: I understand that a Martha Stewart, a Ted Bell, whoever,
- 12:15Speaker 1: they need to know that their employees are loyal. In
- 12:17Speaker 1: the case of Martha Stewart, she has this guy who
- 12:19Speaker 1: used to work for her. He's now testifying against her.
- 12:21Speaker 1: I understand needing to ensure loyalty. I don't know that
- 12:26Speaker 1: you want to ensure loyalty to the point where you
- 12:28Speaker 1: provoke or antagonize an employee, but I'm not a business owner.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Ted's at Beverly Hills, a great restaurant. Ted's talking about
- 12:36Speaker 1: the people he hires, he will, you know, tell racial jokes.
- 12:41Speaker 1: If they're black, he'll tell ethnic jokes. If they're hillbilly
- 12:46Speaker 1: or this kind of a thing, just to test their loyalty.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Is employee disloyalty so bad that we have to go
- 12:53Speaker 1: to these measures?
- 12:54Speaker 2: The world-famous Phil Hendry Show will be right back. The
- 12:56Speaker 2: Phil Hendry Show. Building sandcastles in your mind. The Phil
- 13:03Speaker 2: Hendry Show is back.
- 13:08Speaker 3: Ted's Beverly Hills Steakhouse. Come on down. Come on down
- 13:15Speaker 3: to Ted's Beverly Hills. Valentine's Day is too far off.
- 13:18Speaker 3: Get away. Take the same part. Bring on down to
- 13:21Speaker 3: Ted's Beverly Hills. Great, great eating at a reasonable price.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Here at Ted's, we want to put our meat in
- 13:28Speaker 2: your mouth. All right, Ted Bill with us. Employee loyalty.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Martha Stewart is learning that employees sometimes are disloyal to
- 13:38Speaker 1: the point where they're going to get you in trouble.
- 13:40Speaker 2: And you're talking about ensuring their loyalty.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Hold on for a minute. Let's be clear here. Martha
- 13:47Speaker 3: Stewart hasn't been proven guilty of anything. All we know
- 13:51Speaker 3: is Martha Stewart got pushed over a chair.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Her dress pushed above her.
- 14:00Speaker 3: What Kobe Bryant did to that girl in that hotel
- 14:02Speaker 3: room in Colorado. is very similar, very similar to what's
- 14:07Speaker 3: happened to Martha Stewart. She's an employee. This is what
- 14:10Speaker 3: we do to our successful businesswomen. You know, Phil, I'm
- 14:13Speaker 3: a feminist, and I have been for a great many years.
- 14:16Speaker 3: I believe in the rights of women. And I can't
- 14:21Speaker 3: believe that more women aren't shocked at what's happening to
- 14:23Speaker 3: Martha Stewart. I think it's because women have been beaten
- 14:26Speaker 3: down so hard that they're afraid. They're scared to death.
- 14:31Speaker 3: They're going to make their husbands angry. Well, my wife,
- 14:34Speaker 3: I'm fortunate to say, isn't that kind of a woman
- 14:36Speaker 3: at all. And, again, Martha Stewart, I think, is... Somebody
- 14:41Speaker 3: owes that woman an apology.
- 14:43Speaker 2: Well, there are questions as we go. Let me get
- 14:44Speaker 2: to the phones, though, here. 1-800-449-8686. Dawn, go ahead. You're
- 14:48Speaker 2: on the line with Ted Bell on the Phil Henry Show.
- 14:50Speaker 7: Hello.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Yes, hi.
- 14:53Speaker 6: I just want to say that I have been in
- 14:55Speaker 6: the restaurant industry as a waitress for 10 years.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
- 14:59Speaker 6: And never... Has any of my employers done anything like that?
- 15:03Speaker 6: That does not ensure loyalty, all that it does.
- 15:06Speaker 3: May I ask you how many different employers you've worked for, Don? Seven. Well,
- 15:11Speaker 3: I think you understand where I'm coming from. Seven? I
- 15:14Speaker 3: have white people that have been with me for 20 years,
- 15:17Speaker 3: the same people. They have made their career at our
- 15:21Speaker 3: restaurant in Beverly Hills, California. How do I ensure that
- 15:24Speaker 3: kind of loyalty? I'll tell you how. I test my people,
- 15:27Speaker 3: but once I know they're with me, This is their home,
- 15:31Speaker 3: and they are my family.
- 15:33Speaker 2: By telling racial jokes?
- 15:35Speaker 3: You know, Phil, again, if you want to float from
- 15:38Speaker 3: job to job like Don, that's fine. You can do that.
- 15:41Speaker 3: I'm talking about people who want a home, a professional environment,
- 15:45Speaker 3: and I tell a spook joke now and then or
- 15:47Speaker 3: whatever you want to call it.
- 15:48Speaker 2: What do you mean a spook joke?
- 15:50Speaker 3: The one about the blacks. That's how Diane and a
- 15:53Speaker 3: lot of my black employees, how I keep them. Do
- 15:58Speaker 3: you understand what I'm saying?
- 16:00Speaker 6: Well, the thing is, I don't hop around jobs because
- 16:03Speaker 6: I'm not loyal to the company. It's because my family moved.
- 16:06Speaker 3: Seven jobs in ten years. I think there's, is there
- 16:09Speaker 3: an alcohol abuse problem?
- 16:13Speaker 6: I seriously doubt it as I'm only 23.
- 16:15Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know why you can't hold a job.
- 16:18Speaker 3: I don't understand.
- 16:19Speaker 6: You know, you're degrading me and I don't even work
- 16:23Speaker 6: for you.
- 16:23Speaker 3: No, I'm not degrading you. I'm just wondering why you
- 16:24Speaker 3: don't hold a job. You're not a thief, right?
- 16:29Speaker 6: No, I'm not a thief. All I'm saying is that.
- 16:31Speaker 3: Are you married to a man who has problems? A
- 16:33Speaker 3: lot of women who are married to men who have
- 16:35Speaker 3: got drinking problems, they've got to take a waitress job
- 16:37Speaker 3: because you can't hold a job.
- 16:39Speaker 6: No, my husband has worked at the same place for
- 16:42Speaker 6: four years.
- 16:43Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
- 16:44Speaker 6: And my children are fine.
- 16:46Speaker 3: Are they cared for during the day? I beg your pardon?
- 16:49Speaker 3: Are your children cared for, or do you have to
- 16:50Speaker 3: lock them in the home and.
- 16:53Speaker 3: Do you tie them to anything?
- 16:54Speaker 2: What do you mean tie them?
- 16:56Speaker 6: Yes, I just take them to the wall.
- 16:58Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what... The lady's not making any...
- 17:00Speaker 3: Are you unusually... Are you unusually heavy? Do you have a.
- 17:03Speaker 6: What does that have to do with anything?
- 17:05Speaker 3: I'm asking, do you have a weight issue?
- 17:07Speaker 2: Why are you asking that?
- 17:08Speaker 7: What does that have to do?
- 17:09Speaker 6: Do you need to make.
- 17:10Speaker 3: I've got to be honest with you. I wouldn't keep
- 17:11Speaker 3: any girl on that's beginning to, you know, abuse the costume,
- 17:17Speaker 3: abuse the cocktail dress. And I call it a serious
- 17:20Speaker 3: abuse of the dress when you're... You're making a mockery
- 17:23Speaker 3: out of a gorgeous thin cocktail dress by getting an
- 17:28Speaker 3: ass on you. Okay.
- 17:30Speaker 6: Speaking of asses, you're kind of sounding like one.
- 17:32Speaker 3: Have you ever been caught taking large containers of butter
- 17:35Speaker 3: or soup? All right.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Hold on. I want to know, Ted, when you talk
- 17:41Speaker 2: about loyalty, okay, when do you go too far?
- 17:46Speaker 3: You have to test the loyalty. That young lady there
- 17:49Speaker 3: is a waitress. Now, I know the type. It's what
- 17:52Speaker 3: I call, they're the coffee and hash brown type, okay? Yeah, sure,
- 17:56Speaker 3: I can open. Yeah, sure, I know the cash register. Yeah, sure,
- 17:59Speaker 3: I know the bar. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 18:02Speaker 3: I'm looking for professional service people at Ted's Beverly Hills.
- 18:07Speaker 3: And all you have to do, if you are a
- 18:09Speaker 3: person of color, if you can handle, you know, some
- 18:13Speaker 3: fun black jokes, I want to see how you take it.
- 18:17Speaker 2: All right, what if a white guy, what about a
- 18:18Speaker 2: white guy?
- 18:19Speaker 3: Well, there's something about anybody.
- 18:21Speaker 1: All right, 1-800-449-8682. Here is an African-American gentleman, James.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Go ahead, James.
- 18:27Speaker 3: Hi there. How are you doing?
- 18:28Speaker 2: Fine, sir.
- 18:30Speaker 5: Listen, I feel that this gentleman's ways are antiquated and to.
- 18:36Speaker 3: Excuse me. Are you a waiter?
- 18:38Speaker 5: Yeah, racially insensitive remarks and culturally insensitive remarks. It's totally
- 18:43Speaker 5: uncalled for, particularly in this day and age.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Are you an employer, sir? He's outdated. Are you an employer?
- 18:48Speaker 4: Pardon me?
- 18:49Speaker 3: Are you an employer, sir?
- 18:50Speaker 7: Do you.
- 18:52Speaker 8: No, right now I'm a truck driver.
- 18:54Speaker 5: I'm retired pharmaceutical sales.
- 18:57Speaker 3: All right. So, in other words, you don't really know
- 18:59Speaker 3: my line of work. Well, no. Okay, so.
- 19:04Speaker 5: But the line of work has nothing to do about it.
- 19:06Speaker 3: Well, yes, it does.
- 19:07Speaker 5: The point is I have been with other employers that
- 19:09Speaker 5: have tested employer loyalty by not engaging employees. in confrontational remarks.
- 19:18Speaker 3: Well, can I say something at this particular juncture, Phil?
- 19:22Speaker 3: I'm Ted Bell. Have you been to Beverly Hills, James?
- 19:26Speaker 3: You know my restaurant?
- 19:28Speaker 8: I have been to Beverly Hills, but I have not
- 19:29Speaker 8: been to your restaurant.
- 19:30Speaker 3: All right. A lot of people want to be me.
- 19:33Speaker 3: And I've often said it. It's the kind of people
- 19:36Speaker 3: my employees know. I always say, people want to be me.
- 19:40Speaker 3: And they get jealous of how much money I have.
- 19:44Speaker 5: Well, it's not a matter of what type of, how
- 19:46Speaker 5: much money you make.
- 19:47Speaker 8: It's a matter of respecting the feelings.
- 19:51Speaker 3: Like, would you call this bad if I said, what
- 19:52Speaker 3: if you said to me, hey, Ted, I'd like to
- 19:54Speaker 3: be you? I'd say, well, James, you can't. I'm white
- 19:56Speaker 3: and you're black. See, that's a joke. Well, I understand that,
- 20:00Speaker 3: but first of.
- 20:01Speaker 5: All, I don't think a person wants to be like
- 20:03Speaker 5: another individual at all.
- 20:05Speaker 3: When you look at a guy driving a car.
- 20:09Speaker 5: They're looking to make a living.
- 20:10Speaker 2: All right, James, thank you for your call, sir. We've
- 20:12Speaker 2: got to take a break. This is Martha Stewart, the
- 20:13Speaker 2: victim of a disloyal employee.
- 20:14Speaker 3: Bye.
- 20:16Speaker 2: The Phil Henry Show is back.
- 20:21Speaker 7: Hey, everybody, come down.
- 20:29Speaker 3: To Ted's in Beverly Hills and bring your sweetheart on
- 20:31Speaker 3: Valentine's Day. We've got the pork loin special. Now bring
- 20:35Speaker 3: the coupon in from the L.A. Times, and you'll get
- 20:38Speaker 3: half off on a Ted.
- 20:39Speaker 2: We want to put our meat in your mouth.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Ted Bell with us about employee loyalty, talking about Martha
- 20:48Speaker 1: Stewart and what it takes to keep an employee loyal.
- 20:51Speaker 1: And apparently she, you say she's the victim of employee disloyalty,
- 20:55Speaker 1: and that's why she's in trouble.
- 20:56Speaker 2: She didn't break a law or anything like that.
- 20:58Speaker 3: No, I don't comment on the guilt or innocence. I
- 21:01Speaker 3: don't know whether you or I are talking about the
- 21:03Speaker 3: same thing here.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Well, I guess I have a question as to whether
- 21:06Speaker 1: this is really about an employee letting down or the employer.
- 21:12Speaker 3: No, this is a case. Let me explain something to
- 21:16Speaker 3: you and explain something to the people out there. My
- 21:19Speaker 3: name is Ted Bell. I built a restaurant up. My
- 21:22Speaker 3: father had drunk the profits up. He almost ran into
- 21:27Speaker 3: the ground. I'm Ted Bell. I built that restaurant up
- 21:29Speaker 3: to what it is today. No one tells me how
- 21:32Speaker 3: to run my business. Now, I'll give you an example.
- 21:38Speaker 3: We have a waiter named Oscar. Oscar's been with me
- 21:41Speaker 3: for 25 years. He was with my father as well.
- 21:44Speaker 3: He's from Germany. He is schooled in the old school
- 21:47Speaker 3: art of being a waiter. And I looked at him
- 21:51Speaker 3: one day and I said, Oscar, would you ever stab
- 21:54Speaker 3: me in the back the way this guy did Martha Stewart?
- 21:56Speaker 3: And he said, no, Mr. Bell. I've worked for you
- 21:59Speaker 3: for 25 years. I've been with your father. No, sir.
- 22:02Speaker 3: And I looked at him, and I said to him, Phil, well,
- 22:05Speaker 3: I think you're a lying Nazi. And I leaned in
- 22:08Speaker 3: and looked him in the face to see if it
- 22:09Speaker 3: had any effect. And he looked ashen, and he walked away,
- 22:13Speaker 3: and he continued waiting on tables for about a half
- 22:15Speaker 3: an hour, and Jeannie, the hostess, came into my office.
- 22:17Speaker 3: She said, Oscar, quit. Now, what does that tell you?
- 22:22Speaker 2: This man was with you and your father for 25 years? Absolutely.
- 22:26Speaker 2: You see.
- 22:28Speaker 3: What happens, Phil, is you finally scratch deep enough and
- 22:30Speaker 3: you find out they're backstabbing, backshanking, two-bit.
- 22:38Speaker 1: Is it possible a man quit because he was so
- 22:40Speaker 1: profoundly insulted by being called a lying Nazi?
- 22:46Speaker 3: 25 years. You know the stuff that my father used
- 22:48Speaker 3: to say to him? You wouldn't believe it. My father
- 22:50Speaker 3: used to say, hey... Hey, Himmler, come on over here
- 22:53Speaker 3: and give me another drink. I mean, you wouldn't believe
- 22:54Speaker 3: what my dad said to him. So the crowd gets
- 22:58Speaker 3: upset with that? Come on.
- 22:59Speaker 2: Let me go over here to Bud. Bud, you're on
- 23:01Speaker 2: the Phil Henry Show.
- 23:04Speaker 6: Bud?
- 23:05Speaker 4: Yeah, can you hear me?
- 23:06Speaker 2: Yes, sir, go ahead.
- 23:07Speaker 4: Yes, I would like to know how a man that
- 23:11Speaker 4: claims to be as successful as this gentleman does could
- 23:14Speaker 4: make such a mistake between loyalty and kissing his well-groomed,
- 23:20Speaker 4: pompous eyes.
- 23:22Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I didn't understand your accents a little bit.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Could you say that again? Yes, sir.
- 23:27Speaker 4: I can't understand how you could mistake loyalty for these
- 23:30Speaker 4: group of people that you.
- 23:31Speaker 3: Have around you. Yes, sir.
- 23:33Speaker 4: When it's so obvious that they're not loyal, you don't
- 23:35Speaker 4: get loyalty right off the bat immediately. Loyalty is something
- 23:38Speaker 4: that has to be developed and groomed. It comes with time.
- 23:42Speaker 4: It doesn't come at face value. What you get at
- 23:44Speaker 4: face value is ass kissing, and that's what you seem
- 23:46Speaker 4: to want to surround yourself with.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Well, I dare say ass-kissing. I mean, look, I don't
- 23:55Speaker 3: kiss any ass. That's the only thing that's important to me.
- 23:58Speaker 4: I'm referring to your employees that you're so proud of,
- 24:00Speaker 4: that you claim to be, that you're so convinced are
- 24:03Speaker 4: loyal to you.
- 24:04Speaker 3: Well, I will tell you this, and I'm sure you'd
- 24:06Speaker 3: agree with me. I don't know if you're a business owner,
- 24:08Speaker 3: but you've got to agree with this. I'd rather drop
- 24:10Speaker 3: my trousers and have somebody plant one on one or
- 24:13Speaker 3: the other cheek than take a flint axe in my
- 24:16Speaker 3: lower spine.
- 24:18Speaker 4: No, I'd rather have someone that would stand up and
- 24:21Speaker 4: be a true loyal employee or a co-worker or a friend,
- 24:26Speaker 4: not a yes man. A yes man does, a group
- 24:28Speaker 4: of yes people would provide no comfort at all.
- 24:30Speaker 3: I don't see the difference. I don't see the difference.
- 24:32Speaker 1: You don't see the difference between a guy that kisses ass,
- 24:35Speaker 1: as Bud says, and someone who's loyal?
- 24:37Speaker 3: It's the same thing. As long as they're not sticking
- 24:42Speaker 3: a shank in my... Look, every day I walk into
- 24:44Speaker 3: the restaurant, we've got Jeannie who's been with us for
- 24:46Speaker 3: seven years. She's my hostess. And I walk in, and
- 24:49Speaker 3: I always say the same thing that I've been saying
- 24:51Speaker 3: for seven years every day. Hello, Jeannie, you cheap slut.
- 24:56Speaker 3: And I go to my office, and she says, good morning, Mr. Bell.
- 25:00Speaker 3: And you want to know something? It's become our way
- 25:03Speaker 3: of saying, are you with me? Yes, sir, I am. No, no.
- 25:07Speaker 6: Yes.
- 25:08Speaker 4: I don't know where you came up with the idea
- 25:11Speaker 4: of that, but you're going to find out.
- 25:13Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
- 25:13Speaker 3: Are you a business owner, sir? Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
- 25:18Speaker 3: What business are you in?
- 25:20Speaker 8: I'm a trucker.
- 25:21Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you what. You get out to L.A.,
- 25:23Speaker 3: and you've got a stake on me at Ted's at
- 25:26Speaker 3: Beverly Hills, because I like our truckers. I love our Teamsters.
- 25:29Speaker 3: I love the great service that you do for us.
- 25:32Speaker 2: Okay, now that's what I call ass-kissing.
- 25:35Speaker 3: You know what, Phil? I'm making a friend and a
- 25:37Speaker 3: customer out of this man, and what you do is
- 25:39Speaker 3: you turn it into something ugly.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Well, you're taking.
- 25:42Speaker 4: No, you haven't made a friend, nor a customer out
- 25:44Speaker 4: of me.
- 25:44Speaker 3: I've never met you.
- 25:45Speaker 4: I don't know anything about you.
- 25:46Speaker 3: You want to keep eating that roast?
- 25:48Speaker 4: I'm not very impressed with it.
- 25:50Speaker 3: You want to eat that? Have they still got that
- 25:51Speaker 3: steakhouse on the loop outside of Atlanta that went out there?
- 25:53Speaker 3: I think it's out of the east end of the
- 25:55Speaker 3: loop out there, or the west end of the loop.
- 25:56Speaker 3: I always eat at that steakhouse. Fantastic.
- 26:00Speaker 4: I don't care anything about getting a free steak on you.
- 26:04Speaker 3: I can buy my own steaks.
- 26:05Speaker 8: I don't need you to give me a free steak.
- 26:07Speaker 3: I'm talking about a good steak. That's something you get
- 26:09Speaker 3: in a roadhouse with those video games. But anyway, you know,
- 26:13Speaker 3: there's one catch, though, Bud. I don't have paps on tap.
- 26:16Speaker 3: But I'm just kidding around. Come on in. I'll get
- 26:18Speaker 3: you a tip.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Anyway, Bud, thank you for your call, sir.
- 26:21Speaker 3: 1-800-449.
- 26:21Speaker 2: You know, the man is very serious.
- 26:23Speaker 3: I understand he's serious, but I'm Ted. I don't understand
- 26:27Speaker 3: what he's trying to say. He's going to understand Ted Bell?
- 26:29Speaker 3: You don't understand Ted Bell with one phone call. It
- 26:33Speaker 3: takes years to understand Ted Bell. My employees know this.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Every day you walk in and say to your hostess, Hello, Jeannie,
- 26:40Speaker 1: you cheap slut.
- 26:42Speaker 8: Yes!
- 26:43Speaker 1: And that's a wink-wink and a nudge-nudge to say, Hey,
- 26:47Speaker 1: we're with, we're together.
- 26:49Speaker 3: You know, Phil, you can laugh at it, you can
- 26:51Speaker 3: joke about it. But the fact is, it has worked
- 26:53Speaker 3: for me for the last eight years.
- 26:57Speaker 2: 1-800-449-8686. We're talking about loyalty, employee loyalty.
- 27:02Speaker 1: And why did it desert Martha Stewart?
- 27:06Speaker 2: Here is E.W. E.W., you're on the Phil Hendry Show.
- 27:08Speaker 2: Go ahead.
- 27:10Speaker 8: Yes, I just don't agree with anything you said. I'm
- 27:13Speaker 8: an employer.
- 27:14Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
- 27:15Speaker 8: I'm an African-American employer. I have almost 50,000 employees.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
- 27:18Speaker 8: And I was never insulted about it like that. Now,
- 27:20Speaker 8: what I want you to do, Ted Bell, and thank
- 27:23Speaker 8: you fully, you're fully yourself for sure. It's who you are.
- 27:26Speaker 8: Nobody cares who you are. My point is this. You
- 27:29Speaker 8: try the same type of tactic on the people that
- 27:33Speaker 8: patronize your place, and you go out of business.
- 27:36Speaker 3: Well, wait a minute. Why would I do that with
- 27:39Speaker 3: the people that patronize my place? I don't need to.
- 27:41Speaker 2: I have their money.
- 27:43Speaker 3: But I don't have... See, they pay me money. What
- 27:46Speaker 3: does my employee do for me? Other than.
- 27:48Speaker 8: They make you money.
- 27:50Speaker 3: Stand around staring at them. They make me money.
- 27:52Speaker 8: They make you money.
- 27:53Speaker 3: You can't make it for yourself. They serve up the steak.
- 27:57Speaker 3: I'll give you that.
- 27:58Speaker 8: They make you money. You need to be decent about it.
- 28:00Speaker 3: Look, this is not about race. If you have white employees...
- 28:04Speaker 3: I have white employees.
- 28:05Speaker 8: I have African-American employees. I have Hispanic employees.
- 28:08Speaker 3: I have Asian.
- 28:08Speaker 8: I have all kinds of employees.
- 28:10Speaker 3: If you have white employees, I can tell you some
- 28:11Speaker 3: white jokes you can tell to the whiteys.
- 28:13Speaker 8: We don't need to go to that level. Why do
- 28:15Speaker 8: you want to go to the garbage bin of your...
- 28:17Speaker 8: of your... of your mind to try to insult people?
- 28:22Speaker 3: Sir, I'm talking one business person to another, and all
- 28:25Speaker 3: you're doing is insulting me, sir. I told you I
- 28:27Speaker 3: would give you top drawer white jokes, and you instead
- 28:31Speaker 3: want to insult me.
- 28:32Speaker 8: What do you mean? I heard you say a moment
- 28:34Speaker 8: ago you made a black joke with this cocktail, the
- 28:38Speaker 8: lady that runs your bar.
- 28:40Speaker 3: Yes, that's Diane.
- 28:41Speaker 8: And then you think she's going to take that? I
- 28:44Speaker 8: wouldn't take it for a second. I went out. No
- 28:48Speaker 8: way in the world. I've educated myself. I've earned doctorates.
- 28:51Speaker 8: I do all these things. I would not work... Nobody
- 28:54Speaker 8: should put up with that foolishness from you.
- 28:55Speaker 3: Well, with all due respect.
- 28:57Speaker 8: You're on the road for another month or so, because
- 28:59Speaker 8: somehow you're going to remember how you mistreated them and
- 29:01Speaker 8: insulted them before your rest of the employees, and one
- 29:04Speaker 8: of these days, you're going to get it back on
- 29:06Speaker 8: the wrong side.
- 29:07Speaker 3: With all due respect, BJ, I can assure you, you
- 29:10Speaker 3: won't lose your business if you just tell a couple
- 29:12Speaker 3: of cracker jokes and just drop in the O.F.A. reference
- 29:15Speaker 3: and move on. I mean.
- 29:17Speaker 2: The man doesn't want to do that, Mr. Bell. The
- 29:20Speaker 2: man obviously conducts his business differently from you.
- 29:23Speaker 3: I'm Ted Bell. That's the difference between, what's your name, BJ?
- 29:28Speaker 8: You're pulling yourself. You keep on saying, I'm Ted Bell.
- 29:32Speaker 8: For what? I mean, treat people with dignity. They earn that.
- 29:36Speaker 8: You said a guy was working with your dad for
- 29:40Speaker 8: 25 years, and you call him a nut.
- 29:42Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That was a horrible thing. A 25-year employee,
- 29:45Speaker 2: and you insulted that man?
- 29:46Speaker 3: It was a joke.
- 29:47Speaker 8: That's ridiculous.
- 29:49Speaker 3: No joke.
- 29:50Speaker 8: How would you want somebody to make jokes about you?
- 29:52Speaker 3: Well, I'm not.
- 29:53Speaker 2: I'm Ted.
- 29:54Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
- 29:55Speaker 8: Ted Bell is my foot. You don't mouth anything. Nobody
- 29:58Speaker 8: cares about you. You can't just go and suck people.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Do you have any Chinese working for you? Indeed, I do.
- 30:07Speaker 3: I got some Chinese jokes.
- 30:09Speaker 8: I don't want to joke.
- 30:10Speaker 3: That'll ride the wig right off of them.
- 30:13Speaker 8: You know how I make people loyal to me? I
- 30:16Speaker 8: test them by giving them responsibility. I make them loyal
- 30:20Speaker 8: by paying them proper. I test them by treating them
- 30:23Speaker 8: fair and giving them a fair wage. I test them
- 30:25Speaker 8: by giving them health insurance.
- 30:27Speaker 3: Do you have a Jewish accountant?
- 30:30Speaker 8: No, I don't have a Jewish accountant.
- 30:32Speaker 3: You should.
- 30:32Speaker 8: Oh, yes, I do.
- 30:33Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
- 30:33Speaker 8: There you go.
- 30:34Speaker 3: See, now you are smart.
- 30:36Speaker 2: What do you mean, do you have a Jewish accountant?
- 30:38Speaker 2: For God's... Is everything boiled down to a racial stereotype
- 30:40Speaker 2: with you, Mr.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Bell?
- 30:42Speaker 4: Mr.
- 30:43Speaker 3: Henry, please remember you're talking to Ted Bell. Do you
- 30:45Speaker 3: want to rephrase what you just said?
- 30:48Speaker 2: Does everything come down to a racial stereotype with you, Mr.
- 30:51Speaker 3: Bell? No.
- 30:53Speaker 8: Apparently it is.
- 30:54Speaker 3: I'm Ted Bell.
- 30:55Speaker 8: Who cares? I'm the world's second target talent fan. I'm
- 30:59Speaker 8: Ted Bell. I'm Ted Bell. Just like you said, I'm
- 31:01Speaker 8: the president. You're not the president. Nobody cares.
- 31:03Speaker 3: Wait a second.
- 31:04Speaker 8: You've never heard of me.
- 31:06Speaker 3: You've never heard of me. Where do you live, sir?
- 31:08Speaker 8: I live out in West Avena.
- 31:09Speaker 3: All right. Then you know, obviously, Ted's at Beverly Hills Steakhouse.
- 31:13Speaker 8: Sir, I wouldn't come to your steakhouse if it's the
- 31:16Speaker 8: last steakhouse. I don't eat steak anyway.
- 31:19Speaker 3: Oh, here we go. There's another rabbit. What are you,
- 31:21Speaker 3: a vegetarian? Let me tell you something.
- 31:22Speaker 8: I eat fish and chicken and all that stuff.
- 31:24Speaker 3: Well, all right. That's good. But, you know, you've got
- 31:26Speaker 3: to get that red meat. Otherwise, you're going to get
- 31:28Speaker 3: a prostate about the size of a football. And you
- 31:31Speaker 3: don't want to have that, okay? Now, let me... Look,
- 31:33Speaker 3: I'm Ted Bell.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Oh, shut up. He's Ted Bell. Listen, EW, thank you
- 31:40Speaker 2: very much.
- 31:40Speaker 3: Oh, it's EW. I thought it was BJ. EW.
- 31:43Speaker 2: It's EW.
- 31:44Speaker 3: Oh, I thought I was talking to somebody else.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Thank you very much, sir.
- 31:50Speaker 8: I hope you never do that. You've cut that out.
- 31:52Speaker 3: Cut out what? Don't tell me. I'm Ted Bell, E.T. No,
- 31:57Speaker 3: I don't. I forget your name now. You take care.
- 32:00Speaker 3: Good luck with the Chinese. Yeah.
- 32:05Speaker 2: Here's Patricia. Hi, Patricia. You're on the Phil Henry Show.
- 32:08Speaker 5: Hi.
- 32:09Speaker 4: Hi, man.
- 32:10Speaker 7: What's the man's name that called that woman a slut
- 32:12Speaker 7: every day?
- 32:14Speaker 3: Are you talking to me, dear?
- 32:15Speaker 7: Yeah, what's your name?
- 32:16Speaker 3: My name's Ted Bell. Mr.
- 32:18Speaker 7: Ted Bell.
- 32:18Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am.
- 32:19Speaker 7: How long have you been calling that woman a slut
- 32:22Speaker 7: every morning?
- 32:23Speaker 3: Well, it's an inside thing between me and you.
- 32:26Speaker 8: No, no, no, no.
- 32:26Speaker 3: I asked you how long. How long have you been
- 32:28Speaker 3: calling her a slut? I don't know. It's going on
- 32:30Speaker 3: now a good six years.
- 32:32Speaker 7: And that woman has not slapped you across your silly
- 32:35Speaker 7: face one morning?
- 32:37Speaker 3: You know why she doesn't do that, Patricia? Because she'd
- 32:39Speaker 3: be fired. And if she got fired, she's never going
- 32:41Speaker 3: to get another job as good as what she did now.
- 32:43Speaker 7: She should be lucky to be fired from you. To
- 32:45Speaker 7: be fired from you, that's a gift.
- 32:47Speaker 3: Wait a minute. You don't understand the business I'm in.
- 32:50Speaker 7: I don't have to understand no business.
- 32:52Speaker 3: I need employee loyalty. Mr. Best.
- 32:53Speaker 8: What do you do for a living?
- 32:55Speaker 7: I don't have to understand no business just to know
- 32:56Speaker 7: what I'm talking about right now. You do not walk
- 32:59Speaker 7: up to a woman, any woman, in the morning for six.
- 33:02Speaker 3: Years every morning.
- 33:03Speaker 8: What if I'm kidding?
- 33:04Speaker 3: What if I'm joking?
- 33:04Speaker 7: For five days, for business days, and call her a slut?
- 33:07Speaker 3: What if I'm joking? What if I'm joking?
- 33:11Speaker 7: What if she does not take it as a joke?
- 33:13Speaker 3: But what if she does?
- 33:15Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
- 33:15Speaker 3: I got you on that one, didn't I?
- 33:17Speaker 7: Why don't you tell me? How did you take it?
- 33:19Speaker 3: She's still working for me, isn't she? And she hasn't
- 33:21Speaker 3: slapped me. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Oh, I'm sorry.
- 33:25Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 33:25Speaker 7: That's because you're paying her.
- 33:27Speaker 2: You know something, Ted? You're really acting like a child.
- 33:29Speaker 7: Like you were talking about. That little boy over at
- 33:31Speaker 7: Martha Stewart's office, right? He got paid, too.
- 33:35Speaker 3: That dirty little sycophant.
- 33:38Speaker 7: Employee gets paid, right?
- 33:40Speaker 3: Look. What if you and I had a joke that
- 33:43Speaker 3: every morning I would call you a sloppy cow? Huh?
- 33:46Speaker 7: We wouldn't have no joke.
- 33:47Speaker 3: Well, let's suppose I was only.
- 33:49Speaker 7: It's not funny, Mr.
- 33:49Speaker 3: Bell. What if I called you a sloppy cow and
- 33:51Speaker 3: I was kidding, and I was only joking?
- 33:53Speaker 7: You don't need to call me no sloppy cow, Mr.
- 33:55Speaker 3: Bell. Well, ma'am, you're right. You're right. I wouldn't know
- 33:58Speaker 3: you because generally the people that load up the dock,
- 34:01Speaker 3: I never meet them. But I can tell you.
- 34:03Speaker 2: Okay, look at Ted. You know, the guy is, he's
- 34:06Speaker 2: a real person.
- 34:06Speaker 5: It's all right.
- 34:07Speaker 7: You know what? It's all right. Because all I have
- 34:09Speaker 7: to say is.
- 34:10Speaker 3: You know, I'm getting busy in here, Patricia.
- 34:12Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. Say it again, Patricia.
- 34:15Speaker 7: All that I have to say about Martha Stewart is
- 34:19Speaker 7: that any employee who.
- 34:20Speaker 3: Gets infected like that boy does.
- 34:21Speaker 4: Get all the Mexicans out of the back.
- 34:23Speaker 3: And get them on.
- 34:24Speaker 8: The table six.
- 34:25Speaker 3: Huh?
- 34:27Speaker 2: Would you mind saying that again, Patricia? Because the restaurant
- 34:29Speaker 2: was loud.
- 34:30Speaker 6: I said.
- 34:31Speaker 7: What's going on over.
- 34:32Speaker 8: Where you are?
- 34:34Speaker 2: Mr. Bell is in his restaurant.
- 34:36Speaker 3: We are in the middle of our dinner service, Patricia.
- 34:39Speaker 3: Excuse me for being successful. Jesus.
- 34:42Speaker 7: Oh, my goodness. How are you going to sit on
- 34:46Speaker 7: a show and you're playing tennis?
- 34:50Speaker 3: Hey, Patricia, I think I can hear the ding-ding. Somebody
- 34:52Speaker 3: must have shirts for you to starch.
- 34:55Speaker 7: You're not even funny right now, so I know you're
- 34:57Speaker 7: not funny in place of business. Okay, that's all I'm saying.
- 35:05Speaker 1: I'm saying the boy, Martha Stewart, she.
- 35:09Speaker 7: Treated him like that. He deserved to be fired. I mean,
- 35:12Speaker 7: he deserved to have her back. What is this man doing?
- 35:18Speaker 2: He's in his restaurant working right now.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Oh, that's... I mean, I asked the lady to quit
- 35:22Speaker 3: her yapping on the phone and... Patricia.
- 35:26Speaker 7: I should come down there and tell all you people.
- 35:28Speaker 3: No, what I'd like you to do is start busting
- 35:30Speaker 3: people's fives.
- 35:31Speaker 7: People are protesting dinner tomorrow. I ought to come protest
- 35:33Speaker 7: your restaurant. I can't believe you have customers in there
- 35:38Speaker 7: eating your food.
- 35:39Speaker 3: Yeah. Johnny Walker black for him. What do you want, red?
- 35:42Speaker 3: Johnny Walker red for him.
- 35:44Speaker 7: Well, that's his problem.
- 35:45Speaker 5: He's a drunk.
- 35:46Speaker 3: Hey, Patricia, get on down here.
- 35:48Speaker 7: Listen to all that liquor he's ordering.
- 35:50Speaker 3: I got a whole lot of dishes for you to wash.
- 35:52Speaker 2: All right, see you later, Ted. You're not hanging up
- 35:55Speaker 2: on me.
- 35:55Speaker 3: You're hanging up on her. You're hanging up on that sloppy....
- 36:00Speaker 2: I hung up on him.
- 36:01Speaker 3: Good.
- 36:02Speaker 7: He deserved to be hung up on. He doesn't make
- 36:05Speaker 7: any sense to me. How is he going to call
- 36:07Speaker 7: that woman a slut every day? And this man still has,
- 36:12Speaker 7: you know, is able to have children? I would have
- 36:15Speaker 7: socked him so hard.
- 36:17Speaker 2: Oh, I see. You're saying if a man had called
- 36:19Speaker 2: you that, he would be unable to have children.
- 36:20Speaker 7: I'm saying if you get disrespected over and over, you
- 36:23Speaker 7: need to let that person know it is not okay
- 36:25Speaker 7: to disrespect you like that. You have to let them know.
- 36:29Speaker 7: And this man sounds like he needs to be hurt
- 36:31Speaker 7: to understand something.
- 36:35Speaker 3: Can I just ask, is this Mrs. John Kerry? Because
- 36:37Speaker 3: I need to get out of here.
- 36:38Speaker 2: Get him out of here. Get him out of here.
- 36:41Speaker 2: He's an idiot. All right, Patricia, thank you very much.
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