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Apocalypto | Son of a Boy Dad #360 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Alright, ready, yeah, all ready. Welcome back to the Son
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  Speaker 5: of a Boy Dad podcast. It is December fifteenth, and
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  Speaker 5: we are here live from h Q.
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  Speaker 1: Trays Francis beautiful haircut.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks. I had to do it.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you had to do it for.
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  Speaker 6: The hair transplant I'm getting.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, yes, you have to get less hair before
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  Speaker 1: you get more.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You got to bring it all the way down the
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  Speaker 6: way so that the surgeon has a clear view of
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  Speaker 6: which which are the best plants.
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  Speaker 1: To get that scalp from the back to the front.
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  Speaker 1: He can't just push it to the side. You can
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  Speaker 1: just like just push it. He can't have a better
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  Speaker 1: view unless it's all short, you know.
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  Speaker 6: I wondered that. I did wonder that at but no, apparently, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: he's gonna pull He's gonna pull them right from the
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  Speaker 6: from the roots.
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  Speaker 5: What are the odds They go in and you go
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  Speaker 5: in and they're just like, no, We've already done.
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird that you're not going to rip your
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  Speaker 1: scalp apart.
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  Speaker 6: Right as soon as I told the world that I
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  Speaker 6: was doing this, everyone started being like, dude, what you
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  Speaker 6: got the most hair of anyone I've ever seen look Italian. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it's like, but five minutes ago people were like mocking
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  Speaker 6: me from my obviously receding hairline.
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  Speaker 1: Who you tell us their names?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. Non Italian people, non Greeks, the hairless, the.
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  Speaker 1: Northern Europeans from nowhere near the Adriatic. What see is
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  Speaker 1: it that they share?
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  Speaker 7: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 6: The Northern Europeans gan that's Italy and Croatia and all
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  Speaker 6: the former yugoslav No, that's the Adriatic. Sorry, the Aegean
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  Speaker 6: is Where is the Greeks? Fuck, dude, Reek c h.
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  Speaker 6: It's a new one to me. I've never I don't
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  Speaker 6: know if I'm familiar around Greece.
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  Speaker 1: The Turranian is on the other side. Ranny is on
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  Speaker 1: the other.
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  Speaker 6: Side of Rome.
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  Speaker 1: The Terranian t Y R R H E N I
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  Speaker 1: A N. You'd think that that make it into more
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  Speaker 1: geography books. But you don't hear anybody talking about the Terranian.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: My lack of my knowledge of bodies of water outside
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  Speaker 5: of America is quite small.
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  Speaker 1: Do you even know the Great Lakes?
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  Speaker 5: Don't worry about it, Harry. How come about that?
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  Speaker 6: How come you didn't know that the pipe that we
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  Speaker 6: got you was a large mouth bass.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I wondered that myself, and I think it was just
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  Speaker 5: I think I just assumed it was a trout. Wow,
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  Speaker 5: because like I'm a trout fish. I fish for trout.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't know why. I genuinely know people were
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  Speaker 5: furious about it. I understand understand why, reasonably, reasonably mad.
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  Speaker 6: I felt like I very much felt like that scene
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  Speaker 6: in Meet the Parents when Ben Stiller presents Robert de
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  Speaker 6: Niro your autograph hero of course, with a plant and
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  Speaker 6: it's the rare tulip and he gives it to him.
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  Speaker 6: This is really thoughtful gift because in theory, Robert de
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  Speaker 6: Niro is a rare plant shop.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, owner, owner of course.
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  Speaker 6: And he says it's this, and then Robert de Niro
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  Speaker 6: is totally unimpressed and then fumbles his way through naming it. Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: the oh, it is a large mouth bass. I should
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  Speaker 6: have known. Clearly, you don't know much about fish, which
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  Speaker 6: makes me wonder if the whole fish thing is just
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  Speaker 6: a front from for some other.
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  Speaker 5: It could be that, I will say, in my defense,
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  Speaker 5: typically largemouth bass don't have an inhaling hole in the
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  Speaker 5: front of them in a massive, massive barrel in the
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  Speaker 5: front to stuff.
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  Speaker 6: That's what throw you through me. The fact that it
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  Speaker 6: was a pipe made it so that you could not
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  Speaker 6: identify the species.
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  Speaker 5: Of fish a little bit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You know, this does bring to bear a thought, which
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  Speaker 6: is that, you know, superheroes who want to protect their
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  Speaker 6: real identity so often go to great lengths to present
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  Speaker 6: a completely different opposite character.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: If you are patrolling the streets at night, yeah, and
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  Speaker 6: keeping the people of New York City safe, what you've
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  Speaker 6: created as the foil to that is the best camouflage
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  Speaker 6: that any superhero has ever made.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, I'm not protecting. I'm not I'm not keeping
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  Speaker 5: the streets clean.
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  Speaker 6: That's exactly what you would say.
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  Speaker 5: I wish I was.
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  Speaker 6: And let's let's let's look at the facts for a second.
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  Speaker 6: You're constantly tired from going to bed super late.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, I've actually my sleep schedule has been
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  Speaker 5: phenomenal lately.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, my Donnie's cleaned up the streets, so you
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  Speaker 6: don't have as much to do anymore, right. Yeah. Secondly,
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  Speaker 6: he pretends not to be a good athlete.
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  Speaker 1: You pretend, but like whenever we put him in an
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  Speaker 1: athletic situation, he thrives and like can wrangle a bad
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  Speaker 1: guy or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: What are these situations, this athletic argument. I'm I'm I'm
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  Speaker 5: very like golf.
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  Speaker 1: Swinging, hockey, playing fish, casting, shooting, all these things that
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  Speaker 1: you were just good enough at where you couldn't pretend
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  Speaker 1: to be batter. I was terrible at shooting. I'm terrible
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  Speaker 1: at golf.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you shooting the shooting you you intentionally.
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  Speaker 5: We didn't catch any fish.
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  Speaker 6: There were none to catch. They knew you were coming.
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  Speaker 1: Right exactly, not going outside with that thing up there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh ship, guess who's.
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  Speaker 5: Here fishing is also I don't know if I would
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  Speaker 5: call that athletic you do this, I mean I would,
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  Speaker 5: trust me. I would love to be an athlete.
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  Speaker 1: But I think to your point, things like Clark Kent
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  Speaker 1: being like this fucking studley reporter, that's obvious. Yeah, Bruce
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  Speaker 1: Wayne being this fucking jacked up billionaire, that's obvious. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Of course he's the one who's fucking in the bat
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  Speaker 1: filling out the batman suit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, trust me, I mean I wish I was these
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  Speaker 5: things that you guys think that I am.
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  Speaker 6: You went the opposite route. I went what you went,
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  Speaker 6: the opposite root from the sort of glitzy, glamorous billionaire
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  Speaker 6: playboy exactly. By the way, that's all of them, right,
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  Speaker 6: iron Man, billionaire, philanthropists.
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  Speaker 5: Boy, Green Lantern, They're all hot.
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  Speaker 6: You're you're really throwing people.
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  Speaker 1: Anti hero like like Daredevil, like the super jacked blind guys.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously the fucking superjack blind superhero.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are keeping the people in your
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  Speaker 6: life safe. Yes, yes, right, isn't that The idea is
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  Speaker 6: that you protect, you keep your identity secrets, and that
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  Speaker 6: the people you know, the bad guys, don't go after them.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Deadpool, the guy who's making the like quippi fucking like
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  Speaker 1: pithy comments in real life is obviously the superhero making
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  Speaker 1: the fucking pithy comments.
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  Speaker 5: You guys, ever get into Deadpool.
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  Speaker 1: It was even too much for me.
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  Speaker 5: Too much for me as well.
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  Speaker 1: I like Ryan Reynolds up until that first one.
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  Speaker 5: I think Ryan Reynolds might be my least favorite person
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  Speaker 5: walking the planet. That guy is just I can't stand
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  Speaker 5: at him. He seems like he would be the worst
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  Speaker 5: person to like sit down and have a conversation with.
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  Speaker 6: Oh I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I think he's got a fucking SNAr his ass.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think that. I don't think the Blake Lively
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  Speaker 6: Justin Maldoni thing did him many favors.
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  Speaker 5: And see, I'm not even tuned in on that. I'm
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  Speaker 5: going off just raw personality here. But what do you
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  Speaker 5: know of his personality? He's got comedic timing.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: In his body.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's like got a little bit too moist of
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  Speaker 1: comedic time.
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  Speaker 5: His comedic timing is the comedic timing that someone told
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  Speaker 5: him is comedic time. Non, he read it in a book.
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  Speaker 6: No, watch, yeah, go watch him do some SNL stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I will say I'm not very familiar with his SNL stuff,
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  Speaker 5: but that I don't know all of his movies. I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not, I'm not. I'm not a Ryan Reynolds guy.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that we come from a different age
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  Speaker 1: where we saw him in Van Wilder and I.
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  Speaker 6: Oh he's next up and the rom coms definitely maybe
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  Speaker 6: unbelievable movie.
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  Speaker 1: Early on with that kind of stuff, it's like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: he's got it. And then he started to read his
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  Speaker 1: own press clippings, and then he started being this smartmy
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  Speaker 1: he thinks he is daredevil.
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  Speaker 5: He does and he like he ruined Rob mclhenny too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he destroyed him.
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  Speaker 6: If you feel that way, then you'd have to say
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  Speaker 6: Rob mclelhenney ruined Rob mclelhenney.
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  Speaker 5: Well he did by going full yeah, he went Rob Mack. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but that's all right. You can't tell me you don't
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  Speaker 5: think Ryan Reynolds wasn't behind Rob Mack.
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  Speaker 6: I think that.
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  Speaker 1: I think that if.
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  Speaker 6: Ry Wren and Rob Mac, you know, look, if that's true,
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  Speaker 6: it would be because Rob mclehenny was aspiring to be
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  Speaker 6: Ryan Reynolds, not because Ryan Reynolds said, Hey, Rob McElhenny,
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  Speaker 6: I want you to become me, and let's go buy
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  Speaker 6: a soccer team together.
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  Speaker 5: And like I think that's I think it was they
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  Speaker 5: were rolling, they bought the soccer team. You know, maybe
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  Speaker 5: things weren't like maybe you know, they would go have
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  Speaker 5: their big meetings and stuff, sit at their big important meetings,
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  Speaker 5: and maybe they were like Rob Max, not really on
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  Speaker 5: that level of Ryan Reynolds, that level of like swagger.
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  Speaker 1: I think we have to be careful because I think
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  Speaker 1: that if Francis gets really successful, he could wind up
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  Speaker 1: as fran l and you could go to that full
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  Speaker 1: direction like, if you got crazy successful, you would probably
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  Speaker 1: like buy like a low tier British soccer team on
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  Speaker 1: a win and be like, I'm going to build them
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  Speaker 1: to like the top and do cricket, wireless commercials and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Of course I would staking the company.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it makes a brilliant financial decisions. But rob Ry
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  Speaker 6: Wren bought a gin company and then sold it, I'm
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  Speaker 6: pretty sure for like four hundred million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, those, Hey, he's a great businessman.
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  Speaker 5: Those you make when you are savvy. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 5: he's savvy. He's a good businessman.
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  Speaker 6: And by the way, fran L has a nice ring
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  Speaker 6: to it that makes me sound like one of the
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  Speaker 6: sons of kl L.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like Lisa and al Gai.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know who kal El is.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: That's Superman's dad, I'm pretty sure, or it is Superman.
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  Speaker 5: In real life, in real life or in the movie.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what real life is that the name
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  Speaker 1: of the actor kal l You're not Superman is not
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  Speaker 1: real His real name is not Cala.
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  Speaker 6: The Crypton people, they were the l family.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, I know, I'm right.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just wondering, why what the l part is cal
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  Speaker 6: El Superman or is that his dad? Is the question
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  Speaker 6: I'm wondering.
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  Speaker 1: That's Khalid, I mean, I think, hmmm, Oherman the krypt
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  Speaker 1: birth name of the Superman of birth two.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know exactly what that means, but cousin, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: can we just briefly touch on, uh, what happened in
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  Speaker 7: Bondi Beach in Australia, Okay.
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  Speaker 6: I promise, horrific nightmare, tragedy, We're not making it whatever,
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  Speaker 6: we understand that, and super sad and then whatever all
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  Speaker 6: of that. However, there was a.
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  Speaker 5: Hero, oh there was and it was Yeah, that was sick.
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  Speaker 5: I saw that video this morning.
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  Speaker 6: There was a hero. There was a hero who came
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  Speaker 6: out from behind a car and took the gun away
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  Speaker 6: from one of the assassins. And this is my fantasy. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: it is my undying fantasy. It's all I think about.
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  Speaker 6: I think about it. I wake up sometimes from dreams
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  Speaker 6: and feel good that I have done something like that,
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  Speaker 6: only to realize I haven't. Yeah, and therefore I can't
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  Speaker 6: die yet. Yeah, because the thing I've been put on
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  Speaker 6: the earth to do, which is to stop a mess
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  Speaker 6: casualty event, I have not had the opportunity.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think you got to start. You gotta start smaller,
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  Speaker 5: you know, maybe with like a single casualty event.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm building in one v one. First I held
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  Speaker 6: on to the guy who knocked the old man down.
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  Speaker 5: But then he broke free.
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  Speaker 6: Well, he didn't break free. I kind of let him go.
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  Speaker 5: He broke Do you think I couldn't have out of
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  Speaker 5: the jacket.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but that guy. Do you know how fast I am?
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  Speaker 5: Not as fast as that guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's had Francis has had chances.
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  Speaker 6: What was I supposed to do with that guy? We
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  Speaker 6: had nothing on him.
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  Speaker 1: Take him out?
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  Speaker 6: What then? What then I'm going to prison?
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  Speaker 1: Gave him one cheap shot, thought about it, that's what
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  Speaker 1: a fucking like a knee to the thigh. Give him
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  Speaker 1: a dead leg at least.
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  Speaker 6: But then you're beating up on a guy who's drunk.
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  Speaker 5: Oh he was drunk.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he told you that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think. I don't think I got that part.
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  Speaker 6: He was very he was pretty drunk.
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  Speaker 5: The guy assumed he wasn't because it was the middle.
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  Speaker 6: Of the day. I would have had the same thought, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: He's drunk, I mean, then you gotta be bad. He
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  Speaker 1: had a bad day.
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  Speaker 6: The Chinese would say he was over served his true self. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we see one's true colors when we drink, exactly lose
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  Speaker 6: the facade.
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  Speaker 1: But he got a little overserved.
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  Speaker 5: He was overserved. What you should have done is you
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  Speaker 5: should said take me to wherever you were drinking. These
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  Speaker 5: bartenders need to learn.
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  Speaker 1: You should have beat up the bartender.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, look what you.
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  Speaker 5: Did to this guy.
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  Speaker 6: How did you let this guy go without a water?
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  Speaker 6: Give him a coffee?
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  Speaker 5: Black coffee. Now you can't leave.
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  Speaker 6: So I start there, right, the big one. I'm the
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  Speaker 6: big one I'm waiting for which I have talked about.
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  Speaker 6: This is my crowning achievement. Is helicopter crashes East River.
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  Speaker 6: I take my shoes off, dive in. It's sinking. I
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  Speaker 6: go down unstrapped, the unconscious family of four, and on
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  Speaker 6: each arm, I take two up. I might even have
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  Speaker 6: to go down one more time. But by that point
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  Speaker 6: there is still tiny pocket of air in.
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  Speaker 5: The Yeah, yeah, there's still it's just starting to break
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  Speaker 5: through the windows.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, it's there's water everywhere. I mean I
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  Speaker 6: can barely see. Unfortunately, my iPhone is waterproof, so there
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  Speaker 6: is a light on that.
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  Speaker 5: So you're using the flashlight from your high.
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  Speaker 6: Force East rivers, like seventy feet deep at least.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how bright that would be in
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  Speaker 5: the East River though it's brown.
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  Speaker 6: Well I know, let's put it this way. I am
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  Speaker 6: clearing the pressure from my ears at least four or
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  Speaker 6: five times on the way down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the chopper, Yeah that's smart.
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  Speaker 1: But like Francis, the universe has given you multiple options.
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  Speaker 1: Have little like wins.
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  Speaker 6: Am I losing credibility as a hero.
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  Speaker 1: The one guy, the four guys on the bike, that's
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  Speaker 1: the one that's worse that got away, The drunk guy
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  Speaker 1: who said the slurs and shove the old man. They
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  Speaker 1: got away. The city criminals have never been more comfortable
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  Speaker 1: in New York City when they see France Is walking up.
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  Speaker 6: Well, maybe I'm doing the SaaS thing and lulling them
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  Speaker 6: into a fall sense of security. You can't be a
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  Speaker 6: hero too, obviously, because then people will know, oh, that's
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  Speaker 6: the guy, let's go after his family.
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  Speaker 5: I think you need I think you need, you need
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  Speaker 5: a win, you know, you need, you need an official Like.
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  Speaker 6: Why do you think I'm going to New Zealand there?
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  Speaker 5: Next? It could it could be you could do something
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: small like say stop like like maybe like a maybe
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: someone runs a red light on a bike and you
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: shut it down, shoplifter, you take them to the ground.
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: Stop traffic on the people from cutting on the sidewalk.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we need but you need to not that was
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, that was years ago.
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: Every time.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but we need another.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: You think I can't.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: You're a hero.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: You're living living on Mambo number five for thirty years. Dude, Okay,
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: when you make a hit that timeless, you can chill.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: I think what we need to do is we need
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: to get you just with the metaglasses on and just
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: have you just walking around the city just putting people
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: in their place, correcting them.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: Or helping posture. But I also help. I also do
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: sort of the unsung, unseen things like I helped the
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: quite literally help the blind behind.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: That is your best.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: That's heroic.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: I did that. Yeah, three blocks, that's like.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: That's it's not like quite like vigilante stopping a mass
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: casualty events. It's like a different bucket of altruism. That's
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: like mother Teresa, Shit.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: You're right, and you know what, he was never going
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: to lose his life, which is why I did think
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: about actually walking us in front of a mac truck
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: and then at the last second grabbing him and be.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Like oh no, yeah, and you get hit and then
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: I no, I don't know, maybe get clipped a little bit.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Or we could simulate it. I think like we he
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to know that you were never going to
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: get hit, so we just come by and like like
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: run into you, like and like you're like, oh fuck,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: that was just a car. I just yeah, and just
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: like tell the blind guy that we saved his life
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: kind of so you don't have to actually be in danger,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: but he doesn't have to know. It's victimless.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: Ron could come to his accents. I'm like, man, that
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: truck was driven by a Native American chief.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, my apologies. I didn't even to you there.
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: That's okay, sir, I'm also blind. We'll call it even
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: for stealing your land, okay. Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: That is the dream, just not having to actually do it,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: but getting the credit for it.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: All right. So too, back to the guy in Australia.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: First of all, I bend to Bondai Beach. It's probably
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: the coolest beach in the world as far as I
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: can tell.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: It's amazing, there's like beautiful rock formations at the end
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Endless, it's huge. Yeah, and uh, that guy he took
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: the gun away and he you know, I will say
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: that like from a tackling perspective, his form questionable, right, Yeah,
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: you gotta wrap.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Up, Yeah, but but then the guy can help keep
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: holding the gun if you wrap up at the waist.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I think he went for like the Brian Dawkins wing
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: tackle and kind of like smack the shoulders down. So
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: this guy could it on such.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: A long tire. You're not wrong. The question would be
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: in that situation, if you guys disarm that guy, do
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: you shoot him now?
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: But like if someone did, I wouldn't care, you know,
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: like me now, you.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: Wouldn't have been able to pull that trigger. Safety is off.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: He's been firing it right there.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm not I'm not a killer. Would
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: you empty that? Would you go like ah and fucking
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: empty the clip into the ground or something like that
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: that holds your head for a second to show him
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you're crazy, like casey affleck. There's so many options about.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: What about about a couple of shots to the knee?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Me?
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Capps, Yeah, yeah, I could see you would shoot him
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: in the knee. Yeah, yeah, I think I would try
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: to do that and miss and hit him in the
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: square of the face like a fuck.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: And that's where the Daniel Penny stuff comes from back
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: in for you. Yeah, yeah, that's that's fucking brutal. But
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: and how about it was like uh a Honkah celebration
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: at the beach that day? Yeah, I mean so sad.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I would imagine the amount of zinc at that fucking beach.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Zinc?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why you know you put zink on your nose
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: when it's like really.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, zinc oxide paste of course.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: Of course I don't never do that. Oh you're only
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: half Yeah, I'm so confused, is that if people that's
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: what people put on their nose?
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Is zinc?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: That white stuff?
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: I thought it was sunscreen?
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: No, it is a form of sunscreen that's the most
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: intense sunscreen real. It's basically the cement of sunscreen. Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: I take to wipe that stuff off with a with
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: a makeup remover. You can't. It just comes off like this.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: You can't wash it off in the shower.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Why do you take zinc to shoot ropes?
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: No?
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: I took it last week because I was feeling sick.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: You don't be sound great?
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: I mean I'm still not feeling right.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Is that from what you've been up to at night?
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: What have I been up to at night? Prowling, patrolling,
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: patrolling the streets? No, no, that's pro just traveling a bunch.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: I haven't had haven't had a day off in a
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: couple of weeks.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: So you want to tell us about Dallas. Anything fun happened?
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Dallas was fun. What's up?
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: Someone got kicked out of the show.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean on like the Friday Late show,
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: someone got kicked out. But it wasn't anything.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: How did you manage that? Oh?
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: I didn't do anything. Club people, Yeah, I mean people
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: were you know if I guess, if you're at a
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: show and someone gets kicked out, it's like memorable, But
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: it's not. It was not one that like you would
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: have ever, It's not one that I would have been like,
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: I got to tell you guys about this guy that
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: got kicked out. It's just some fucking drunk dude.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: You just touch your nose like Putin. Did ever see
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: that video? And like Putin's taking a picture he just
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: touched his disappear.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it was Uh, it was just some drunk dude.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: He was just hammered. I mean he really was. He
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I think he like voluntarily, like they went up to
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: him and he was like, I'm leaving. I get it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: He was the same guy from Francis's thing.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good have been dude.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: So when I was in Boston, Uh, the security guard
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: came into the green room. Yeah, and he had this
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: whole amazing sort of speech.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Do they do like code words? He goes, he goes.
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah. He was like he was like, all right, So
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: here's what happens. If we have an unruly customer that
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: you want removed or you want us to keep an
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: eye on them, to give them a warning. The first
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: thing you say is if they're talking back to you, right,
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: you go, boy, this guy really thinks he's part of
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: the show, which is code for us go over to
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: that guy. Now, if we talk to him and he
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: doesn't hush up and he's bothering you, still you're gonna
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: say again, this guy really really thinks he's part of
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: the show. And I was like, dude, can I just
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: be like, can we kick that guy out? I don't
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: know if I can remember this mambo.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: We won't understand that riddle in the middle of my set.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have no problem. Usually I just say to
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: the people, I'm like, let's get this guy of water.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: That's what they said to me this weekend.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: Get him out of there.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Like, if you need someone to get out, just be like,
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: can we get this guy of water? Which also, though
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: I still if I actually wanted someone out, I'm still
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: just going to say, can we get this guy out.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to be like, let's get this guy water. Well,
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: the problem is, have you ever I saw the guy.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: He would not have been accepting any water. He wanted medellos.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: He was only drinking medellos. That's why I was like,
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't when you said that, I didn't even know
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: you were talking about because it was just like he
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: was just like a Mexican bro, just having fun, right,
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: he wasn't and you wanted him to an off color
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: joke at one point that maybe he shouldn't have made.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: I had a bit about like human trafficking and and
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: like the signs in the bathroom, and he said like,
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: I don't. I don't want to give away the entire joke,
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: but he said something about how like it would be
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: better if there were no He was like he said
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: something like in the like pro human trafficking, but it
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: was I don't think he was being serious.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's joking at the comedy show.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: He was fucking blacked out out of his mind. He's
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: trying to get his own to get a couple of
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: shots in himself.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know, yeah, he's you swishing all these fucking
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: a couple of laughs.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: I don't blame him.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: He's just throwing the home run ball back.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, didn't hit it all was his joke. Funny.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: No, I took the room to a dead silence. It
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: was pretty uncomfortable.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Oh poor guy.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: But human trafficking, I say, we go even there?
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: It was uh yeah, the shows are fun, solid shows.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I took I took umberge with something you did
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: this weekend, sass and not what how how deep are
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: we in? It's early for airline stuff, but it's just
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: we're on Dallas. Yeah. Yeah, and you said that, uh
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you had a problem with Delta. Delta sucksass now because
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: your flight was delayed back into New York City. Everybody's
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: flights were delayed. It was a fucking blizzard. You're like Oh,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Delta can't fucking slice through and manipulate the whims of
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: mother nature. That's not gonna happen for fucking any airline
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: that you file on.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Du Yeah, yeah, no, Look, I mean Delta, did they
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: handle yesterday's problems efficiently?
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: They could have done a better job. There could have
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: been more communication between Diamond Medallions and the staff.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm so glad you're not Diamond Next year.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be what I'm gonna be.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: You are?
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: I think so?
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: No? You're not? Yeah?
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: No way, yeah, how close? Pull it up, brains, I'm close.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: They're going like three bands away, three thousand. Yeah you're not.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well when are you gonna fly? When are you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: gonna put three bands on the board?
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: I'll fucking I'll figure it out.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, maned to do a little round trip weekend to Tokyo, Singapore.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: What do you think just like wait last minute and
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: book my Christmas flights home and.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Spent three bands on them.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: No, but that'll be like a rack.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, where's the other two coming from?
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: I got I got another weekend where in Arlington?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: When?
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: But I think that's actually I think it's like January.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Also, you're talking about cities that are a forty
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: five minute flight away.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Here has been three thousand on a trip to a
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: solo flight to Boston.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: This you're paying for some weird experience where you get
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: to bang a stewardess. Those are not far enough flights
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: where first class tickets are going to get you there.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll figure it out. I'll get it. Maybe I'll
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: go to Maybe I'll go to Maybe I'll go to
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Colorado and visit Matt go skiing.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: But why are you even trying? You've already disavowed Delta.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I have you know it's not that bad. I mean,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: it's still bad. It's still bad. You just did you
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: just were mad because there was a blizzard, and it's like, dude,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: that's not that's not Delta's fault. And it was beautiful.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I wish you were back for it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, look, I don't I don't think I took it.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Did I go that hard at Delta? But I think so,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think I did.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: What do you mean it's been your personal vendetta?
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Oh no, well previously, of course I'm still fully out
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: on Delta. I despise them, or to Ryan Reynolds, just.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: Don't understand why one would sprint towards the delta finish
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: line when they've already decided they're going in a different direction.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Because I wanted to do my status match.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: Do you are you sure that United will match you
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: to the highest status of Delta. I think it's either
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: the highest or it's one below. They're gonna bump you
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: one below.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I think they might, of course they would do that. Yeah,
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: I mean it's still a pretty solid, solid deal. It
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: is not you're jumping to the front of the line.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: It's crazy jump the middle of the.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: Sort of third, third or fourth place.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: But how many people do you think have taught? Do
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: you think there's some people with more? Do you think
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: there's more diamond medallions or more whatever the fuck United has?
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: Think it's probably similar, probably whatever share of their flight
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: market share.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just budding. You're being a line cutter, and
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: it's like I would never do that. You would never
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: do that on the highway anything. I would never line cut.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I hope you're listening. You're the king of the cut
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: When have I ever lined.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: I've seen it when many times that's not true.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: Do you lose your Diamond Medallion status on Delta.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: If you do the status matag I believe you have to.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: You have to show a proof that you are canceling
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: your account with Delta.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: You're not going to do that.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: There's zero percent chance that you do that.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, zero.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Try me.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: No, I'm trying you right. This is the bluff call.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: You'll see. I'll come in next week. I'll have the
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Chase Sapphire card.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Well I already have it, and uh, I tell you what, man, damn,
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: it's pretty good.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Why the fuck do you have that?
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: Why not?
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: They'll pay for themselves if you flip all the fucking
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: benefits on and actually a smart about it.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I finally did the Hurts Gold.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: That's nice. Yeah, yeah, that's a nice one. Not bad.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, uh yeah. I just walk out and
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: take a car like you're stealing it. It was pretty sick.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Talk to me, Talk to me. I don't know anything
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: about Hurts Gold. I'm that Hurts Gold. I'm an enterprise man.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: But if you have this card, you have that hurld Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, talk to me.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: You literally just sign up up, you set your reservation
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: and then you go over and you just take a
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: car and you don't have to.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: Go to the counter. You don't have to go to
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: the counter. You just go take a car. Anyone in
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: a line.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: So that saves you the four minutes at the counter
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: four minutes.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: Sometimes there are gonna be twenty twenty people.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: I would have been waiting for an hour and a half. Really,
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: there was like seventy people in line.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: Try going to Orlando. That fucking car. Car is like
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: it's like one of those post disaster zones where everyone's
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: trying to find a family member.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they take they find they it's like they
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: send out something on like indeed, and they're like, we're
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: looking for the oldest person we can possibly find to
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: run hurts to just run the desk. No one else
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: will be there helping them. It's gonna be one ninety
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: five year old lady.
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: Do you type three words a minute? Well, we didn't
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: have a job for you.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: It will always be her first day on the job.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: I don't even get mad at those people, Like I
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: just feel bad for them because I'm like, who fucked
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: up so bad that you got put in this position
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: that you're just here solo.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: They're all waiting on my they're waiting for an influencer
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to come by and give him a GoFundMe. They're waiting
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: for someone to be like, what happened to you? Yeah,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: my benefits collapse after the GM after bankrupt And then
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: you get fast track to the fun line. Did you
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: guys see that guy at Walmart who this happened to?
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they made a bunch of money.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: He made one point eight million dollars.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: It's amazing from what for.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Me they made to gofund me because they found him
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: because he was working at eighty eight years old because
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: the GM factory had closed. Yeah, and he lost all
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: his benefits, his pension or they went bankrupt or some shit.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: It's an amazing story. Of course, you can't help but
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: wonder like, maybe if we'd found a guy who was
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: like seventy eight, he might be able to use that
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: money a little longer.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: The happiest person is that guy's next of kin.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: Well, there you go, that's a nice way to think
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: of it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Eight one point eight mil. I'm burning. I'm just gonna
• 31:56
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  Speaker 1: You're getting diamond medallion today.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't want to buying your own plane?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're buying a plane or just do like a
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  Speaker 6: net jets. There's no point.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have to buy a plane. They don't have
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  Speaker 5: to buy a plane. But I'm assuming a plan is
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  Speaker 5: more than one point eight million dollars.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what they are plane.
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  Speaker 1: Some are, some are imagine it's pretty pricey. Oh you're
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: talking about Drake's jet. I'm talking about the four seater
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  Speaker 1: that they always show that family and where they're all reading.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want the four I want the fucking in
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  Speaker 5: the bow you want.
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  Speaker 6: I think you go middle ground. I think you go
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  Speaker 6: G five or like a Hawker nine hundred or something
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  Speaker 6: like that.
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  Speaker 5: You're throwing around some ball knowledge there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, very tippy. Yeah, that's tippy, very tippy. From our
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: brother Francis. We uh in Dallas.
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  Speaker 5: We we got to go to the optic office. That
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: was cool.
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  Speaker 6: That is cool.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: It was very cool.
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  Speaker 1: Is that why you booked Dallas? No?
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: No, it was actually my agent hit me up and
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: was like it was pretty last minute that I booked
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  Speaker 5: Dallas and then it lined up perfectly with all this coincidents.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sick saying ah, not much. I mean we
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: they what do you think with sump oh yeah, I
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: did not see too unfortunately.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Do you want to connect with him?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I've already been talking to him. No you haven't, Yes,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I have no What about connecting though?
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: Are you talking to him on DM or on phone number?
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: On DM? Okay, I'll give you his phone number. He's
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: sending me a controller. He has his own personal scuff.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: I think he's gonna send me one to What would
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: you use that for? Have the same thing? Yes, have
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: a controller? What do you mean you need? You need
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: paddles to play chess?
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: The Harvard lacrosse team is sending me a helmet. I
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: don't play anymore. It's nice to have these. That is
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: pretty cool trophies, these pieces of gratitude.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: We should be putting them in plastic cases and putting
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: them on the wall above us.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my controller will be going home with me.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I bought you a controller last year, and you gave
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: it back to me and charged me for it.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: That is not at all how that went down.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: No way, no exactly what happened.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: That is such a that is you're twisting that story
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: like crazy?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: How am I twisting it?
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: We? I brought my PlayStation to New Orleans for the
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Super Bowl and Roan and I were in an airbnb together.
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  Speaker 5: We were going to play some Madden. We only had
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: one controller, though, so Roan said, just get a new controller.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: I'll take it. So I I door dash shusts purple
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: dual sense.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I said, I'll take it. Yes, for a video game
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: system I don't have.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: I know. That's why I was surprised that.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: You made me take it. No, you were like, oh
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: have it. You made me take it and charged me
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: And then you kept on being like you have it,
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: and I was like, I already have controllers. I don't
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to do anything with this. And then
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: you took it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't take it. You left before me, and so
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I just brought it so it wasn't just left there.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Then what happened was we were originally supposed to go
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: to the Super Bowl together. Ron and I I think
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: it was the day prior he let me know we
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: were not going together, and he had already venmoed me
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: four thousand dollars for tickets, and I sent back the
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: four thousand dollars minus sixty for the controller.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: And it was not sixty, I was. It was ninety. It
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: was ninety.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I took out the ninety for the controller.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: I sent him back three thy nine hundred dollars.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: That's not a bad deal. Yeah, I just have a
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: controller that I'm gonna or I think I gave it away.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I gave it away to someone I got. I gave
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: it away to a homeless guy that I saw yelling
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: slurs at someone.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: I better not be true.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, good, good work here, So that was
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: a good controller that I want you to have this controller.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: He was drunk, but.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: He had no jacket on, just a T shirt and
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Beats headphones.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: But I forgave him.
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a good joke.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: T shirt and Beats headphones.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: Are you well? I thought maybe for a second you
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: were saying it was the kid that got out.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: That's what Rome was saying of my grip.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, that's what I was saying, and then
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: sasas stole it just like that controller exactly.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just said it a little louder.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: We got to tour their office. It was fucking sick.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: Their office is actually it's pretty similar to this office.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: It's just like if if every single corner you looked
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: in had like the nicest gaming PC. You've ever seen.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Who's there Dave the dude name Hex and who's their
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: big cat?
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: I would say probably Scump.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: Did they have anyone named like Brian?
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I'm sure. I mean I don't know what
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: they're like. Scump's real name is Seth, you know, like
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: I can see why he went to Scump.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, they got to have their gamer tags, right,
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: You gotta have your tags. Can't just be going by
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: like Seth.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: But surely surely there are people who are not Are there?
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: Are there some managerial people as part of that group
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: for Optic? Yeah?
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, of course that's what I'm saying. Yeah, Roger
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: got to meet Roger.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: There you go, Roger.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we also can't really talk shit because we're the
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: home to Wayne jet Ski and the Double.
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  Speaker 5: VOD And yeah, I'm a little sasquatch roan.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Francis though.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know you wish you had a little
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: bit of a Have.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: You ever consider going with anything?
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I thought I thought for a moment.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Falcon.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: All right, everybody, I'm getting rid of Falcon from now on.
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: It's Francis Ellis, I get it. I deserve to be
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: called foul.
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  Speaker 1: But I just want you guys to know me. For me,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: it's been exhausting walking around as the falcon.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, sick and tired exactly how it sounds.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, their office was fucking it was insane.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: It was like it was like, uh, I felt like
• 37:46
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• 37:48
  Speaker 1: They just wanted to touch everything.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: Big screens and crazy technology and yeah major PCs and.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Yes, all the best stuff. Yeah, and they're getting all
• 37:57
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• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Ah some of.
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  Speaker 1: The airport has a gaming room.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, this was the craziest thing I've ever experienced. So
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• 44:41
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  Speaker 5: got like an hour long pass played some counter Strike.
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  Speaker 6: Did you get the airport? Well?
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: I got to the airport at six fifty, which was
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: all we be honest, it was weird playing counter Strike
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  Speaker 6: Simply cannot be the first time that you've started a
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  Speaker 5: At that early. Okay, so I've ended the day playing
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  Speaker 5: counter Strike at six fifty Yeah, yeah, but uh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: They've got like I think they had like twenty PCs
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  Speaker 5: and it was pretty sick. I mean I played for
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  Speaker 5: came back, I got my own controller on me, pluck
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  Speaker 5: that ship in and then I just played cod for
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: like an hour.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: It was sick and I and when I went back
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: the second time, it was there was it was a vibe.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: You know, I wasn't the only one there.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: No, there's people who bought like really cheap plane tickets
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe honestly, they're just coming because that set up
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  Speaker 1: Why do they choose to have that be there, like
• 46:24
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• 46:27
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• 46:32
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, there are actually a lot of airports that
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the pump room.
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  Speaker 6: It's really nice place.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where I get a lot of work done
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  Speaker 6: It's really quiet, Yeah, really private.
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  Speaker 1: You should set up your console in there.
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  Speaker 5: I know, turn it into a streaming room.
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  Speaker 1: Oh did you have this book? Bargin in am all
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  Speaker 5: Dude when I went in the first time, the dude
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  Speaker 5: He's got this like gallon jug of hand sanitizer and
• 47:26
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• 47:27
  Speaker 5: I do want to let you know I did throw
• 47:29
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• 47:36
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• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Here's some hand sanitizer, and I was like, I was like,
• 47:43
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• 47:43
  Speaker 5: I was like, all good, dude, don't worries, and like
• 47:46
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• 47:48
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  Speaker 5: He's like, just a heads up. I threw up this morning.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: I think I had a bad hot dog last night.
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, don't come into the airport.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't come into the airport too. But then
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: don't tell anybody anyone. And he was telling everyone as
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: they walked in, how.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Is this guy flying with a fucking gallon jug of hints?
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: And this is the guy that worked at the at
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: the gaming Oh he's their for his job.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So if he doesn't come in, SaaS can't
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I can't get he can't hit the sticks.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: But then I will say when I when I went
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: back to the gate and then we got to land
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: and I came back to the gaming lounge, he was gone,
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: and there was there was two new.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: People and there was just footprints coated and thro towards
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: the exit.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: I will say when he said it, I got a
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: little uneasy.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, oh, well, why did you just
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: close that. I don't want to throw up? Why would
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: you ever fucking say that out loud?
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean he the the he didn't even
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: have It wasn't like he had a COVID mask on.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: It was like he had a fucking blanket wrapped around
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: his face.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: That's like was getting through that I had sexual relations
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: with a woman in age in nineteen eighty nine.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Just ahead up, I want to let you know I
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: do have herpes. It's contagious.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: We're just this is our first dates.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: We're gonna be cool.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna go play counter Strike for thirty minutes.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Were you fucking deep throating the controllers over there?
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah? But they did.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: They hook you up with a headset when you walk in,
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: and then it's they have every game downloaded, every game,
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: you name it. They'd retro games set up. You could
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: have played fucking Nintendo, could have played Smash the Melee, whatever,
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: the one we played.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I wonder how busy it gets in there.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: When I went back after the delay, packed, it was
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: a it was a great vibe. Everyone's just gaming of
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: all ages, kids, dads, women, It's a blast women. I know, right,
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: you don't typically see that. You wouldn't expect to see
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: girls at the gaming lounge.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: No trans men, trans men.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: Seeing women at the skate park. Cool but new, certainly new,
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: but yeah, that was pretty cool, you know, and then
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: took on the When did the flight watch the Patriots
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: watch Bush? Both of them lost? That was tough. That
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: wasn't fun.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: How we recorded, since we've recorded, since you guys won.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Since we won the Challengers Cup.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, do you want to talk about tj Or?
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: No, tj our player, No, tj Joshi the hockey player O'Donnell. Yeah,
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: tj Oshi phenomenal player, stud great player on the.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Blues Saint Louis American.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was on the cover of NHL I think
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: he was fourteen.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, after he beat Russia single.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was awesome.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: That was pretty sick. Yeah, what what uh do you
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: want to talk about tj Or? No?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, I got I think I can say anything
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: about anything.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Okay, we won't talk about teach what else?
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Which makes it more juicy? Which makes you significantly more juicy?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: My uh, my children were the Jesus and the Christmas passion.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I know that's what I was pretty sucked about. But
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: then I sent you a message about it, and you
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: didn't say anything because they were playing at a bigger
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: room than you.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: They had a big crowd that was sick. They outsold me.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: I mean how much were their tickets though?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: There It was I think like forty pre sale or
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: something like that away forty pre sale and then.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Sixty game time.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Of course, the secondary market was spiking.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: I watched that that video though, of the of the handoff,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: it was pretty funny.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: It was fucking sick. We had. I had to take
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: them to the rehearsal for it the day before and
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: it was just me and I was like locked out
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: of the church, like losing my ship. I couldn't get
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: into the church and like it's down as a flat
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: of steps.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: I was, fuck, what do you even do in that situation?
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: You're just knocking on the door.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's an elevator. The elevator was broken. So I
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: had to like find where their priests lived and like
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: hit their ring camera and be like, let me into
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: the fucking church. That's crazy. You should be working, and
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: it wasn't working at all, But I fucking single dad
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: dutied it. And then for the actual performance. One of
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: them got to be the Jesus and then they swapped
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: it and brought it back around and the other one
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: got to be Jesus. That's pretty sick. It was they
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: both got to be Jesus.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Was that intentional? Like do they seek people out with twins.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Or for sure they ever had twins? So say, he's
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: been doing it since before nine to eleven?
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: Did you guys seek that you a member of this?
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: But what what they say is that per SAG rules,
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: you can only have to have a baby on set
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: live for three hours or something like that. Yeah, and so.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: They it was a Mary, Kate and Ashley situation.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah. West timed out, Yeah, and then they brought it
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: Tag and Finn.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Finn came through, but he fucking crying.
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: No.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: One of them did explosively ship themselves seconds beforehand, really,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: but we had the fucking NASCAR pit crew change them.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: It was sick. The poor little girl that was playing
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Mary was the same West is bigger. Then it was
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: like a little bigger than Finn. She was like the
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: same size as West and she was just fucking shaking up.
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: Dude.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I saw that.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: When I saw the handoff, I was like that baby
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: like she looks like she's struggling.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the girl's like a sixth grader. Even in the rehearsal,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, you need me to take him for
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: a second.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: She was like yeah, she.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Was fucking terrified. It's a sick, sick dad moment, though.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I was fire the fuck up.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Yeahs every dad's dream to see their child be Jesus.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Every dude, it's fucking incredible. It's their first crack at
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: being able to like they're on track for like Academy
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Awards right now. That's the first mile zone.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Well, you gotta get him to like the mall, bring
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: him to like that new the New Jersey mall, get
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: them start getting some scouting going, you know.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just to have them be seen.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all about just getting their face out there.
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: You have a pretty short window of them being baby Jesus.
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: But you could do the boyhood thing where you film
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: them through their life in a movie based on Jesus
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: and for the.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: First because between twelve and thirty three, Jesus kind of disappeared.
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, people don't really talk about that period. I think
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: he was thinking basketball for a while.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: Well, he got in like a motorcycle accident up in Woodstock.
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: That's when he.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: Went and he yeah, he wrote all thy Testament.
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, people debate whether it's it even happened, but just.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: For Mumford and sons to come discover it.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Years later, Elvis Costello to rewrite all the New Testament books.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I think like getting some some stuff on paper,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Lert teaching them aramac there's like, you know, there's like
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: a Fox News aching them. What aramaic? It's the language
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: of Jesus.
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: Brother?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Really, what did you think.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: You guys are throwing out some deep knowledge today? I
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: feel like they're fucking retarded.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Eric, What do you think? Did you ever watch The
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Passion of the Christ?
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: No?
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: And I know it's really good, but I haven't seen it.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: It's not that good. No, it isn't.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: No.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: I feel like we had this conversation on the podcast
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: since then.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I watched it. No, I watched it and it was
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: fucking boring.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: Is it really not good? I never saw it. It
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: made such a stir.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's like it came right after or right
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: before he mel Gibson did Apocalypto. Everybody's probably and it
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: was nothing like that good. Yeah, Apocalyptos Top ten.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: I never saw that.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: I've only seen that one scene from Apocalypto where they
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: have the Indians run away. The whole movie's running and
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: they're like, they're running for their lives. It's like go
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: and then they throw something at them somehow.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do they do? They shoot the crossball at them.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: They basically are in like an obstacle course. It's basically
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: like an episode of Chris Klamor's Rat Race. And then
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: they're just like throwing Yeah, they're shooting arrow at them.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: And then there's a guy at the Andrew's a finisher
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: who just has a club to kill them.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: Cool.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: But then one dude breaks contained. He hits them with
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a little jamir.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Gize that's the jacket gets away and so then that
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: the all the the Native Americans, Native Central Americans minds.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: They chase him through the jungle and catch him.
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: We'll have to watch that. I'm glad you.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Wow, it's amazing.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Apocalypto.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: It's actually one of the best movies of all time.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: People try and they connect that you've never seen it either.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Now what it's the It's one of the best action
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: movies ever especially if you're a little bit fried.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: Should we watch it, Harry, that's perfect? Should we watch
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: it together? You want to watch together? We'll smoke your
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: bass first, and then we will watch Apocalypse.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Smoke my bass, smoke your bass, smoked tuna.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, smoked bass, smoked, will smoke your salmon.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Smoked salmon. Get smoked tuna.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Smoked, smoked bass, and watching upon. You should do a
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: fucking watch along of Apocalypto. Yeah, it's an incredible fucking film.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: It will watch Apocalypto like it's like the gambling cave.
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: You.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: You won't be able to see or hear the movie's
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: see us watching it.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: But if we set out the right time, stand for ye.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: All right, everybody start now.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: To what no sorry on.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Go Before I was a Delta one man, that would
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: be a joy of uh of flying on the airplane
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: when you're sitting next to somebody and you start the
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: movie at the same time. Yeah, oh yeah, of course's
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: watch it. Of course you can't polish it. No one
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: can get up to p now you can do anything.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: I don't even turn my now that I got the
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: now that I've got my wrong ally which I will say,
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: shout out I got a tip delta here, I got
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: to the internet. It's what goes against what I said.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: The Internet on the flight yesterday phenomenal.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: You were doing like five different things.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: I was blown away. I had multi I had multiple
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: screens up streaming live ship at the same time.
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: Wow on the.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Plane and you're streaming football and in seven and yeah
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: no lag no lag. It was shot.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: I was like, I've never experienced this. It was like, oh,
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: I needed it.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I needed that win. So you think that unit is
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: gonna have that bro of course United they're gonna it's
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be passed down like oral tradition.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: I think they have Ethernet on United.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: No, they're gonna do whisper down the lane.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: If they turn on the seven twenty p wi fi
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: on a United flight, the pilots cannot communicate with the ground.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah you can wi fi.
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: It means that they have to. It means they have
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: it's choosing one or the other.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: Seven to twenty p is is the resolution of the screen.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, click, It's like how clear it is.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: It's like four k oh cool, like you know, like
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: you know at four k it's the same thing.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: It's like ten eighty p Francis, this is great.
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: Great.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: I've never heard someone say seven to twenty p wi fi.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: I mean, you just said it yourself.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: Yesterday we recorded one of our owners meetings for Bush
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: and Jerry was talking about how he wants a PC
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: because he said that he can't stream off of his MAC.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: And I was like, giving, I think I explained for
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: like fifteen minutes, like all the parts and everything, and
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: then he was like he's like, no sets, I'm just
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: looking for something I can just plug into the wall.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: I was like, he was like, you're talking about building.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: He was like, I'm not building anything. He's like I
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: just needed to plug in and play. And I was like, oh,
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: I guess I.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Feel that that's what I would want to Now you
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: got to build.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: Nah, the building is the best part. You think it's
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: the games. It's the build.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: That's how I could know. I'm just fucking forever runked out.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Nah, you would love it.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not building shit, not like a nephew like you.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: I could.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I'll build.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: I want to build a PC for somebody else. So
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: someone just needs to give me.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Building for Jerry.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: He's in your fucking crew, because the problem is then
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: I would have to get it to Jerry, Like it
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: would be easier if it was someone in New York
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: where I could just hand deliver it.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: So would you build one for me? I would build
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: one for you. You would have to pay for all the parts,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: though I would. I would get it as a gift
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: for Francis.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: I'll charge you for it on Venmo. Yeah, dude. So
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: I went to First of all, I had four steak
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: meals last week.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Damn were you puking?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: I didn't feel great. Yeah, I didn't feel great.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Now I tell me this. Did it make you harder overnight?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Because if I have four steaks, I can't put down
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: my boner.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: I don't. Yeah, I was pretty hard. Respect, I had
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: some hard ones, that's solid. Yeah, they were pretty hard.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Love to hear my boys are still getting hard.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Phil, Yeah, but uh. The last one I went
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: to was I was filling in for someone that dropped
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: out on a Saturday. It was actually my buddy Dustin
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: and his all of his buddies from out Dustin College.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: You guys will meet Dustin in our video. Is that okay?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: To sports that the video was putting out next week
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: of our steak MEO. So anyway, he told me to come,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: and I came and they he had sent me like
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: their original calendar invite, but then they had moved the
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: meal half an hour later without telling me. Yeah, So
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: I got there like ten minutes late for that original one.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: And I walked in and I was like, oh, I'm
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: here to see the group under Dustin's name, and they
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: thought I said Justin and they were like and they
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: were like, who is it? And I'm like, it's probably
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: a huge group of dudes. They were like, oh, yeah,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: right this way. They led me into this super crowded
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: restaurant strip house.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ye yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: It's really dark place, really crowded, but fun loud, super loud.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: I mean you can barely move between the tables. Yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: And they bring me to a table bowl of twelve dudes. Yeah.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: And I'm looking around the group being like, where's the
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: one Asian guy that I'm friends with and I don't
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: see him. And as I'm looking, every single one of
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: these guys looks up at me and it's like, Franciss, Francis, join.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Us US And you're to convince the woman that you
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: didn't know that all these guys who knew you.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: Major d woman was like okay, perfect, yeah, yeah, you're welcome.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: This is your group. And I was like, no, this
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: is not my group.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I don't think no, they all know you. What it's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: your group?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: What do you And they were like telling me to
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: join them and sit down, and I didn't know where
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: my group was.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Dude, I would be having like hot flashes.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: That was happening Mayham dudement.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: It was very like a weird situation to navigate there,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: like pouring me a drink someone else's drink and I'm like,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: ah uh, and I just had to go outside. Yeah,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: I just had to go back outside and start over,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: at which point I texted my buddy and was like,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: oh shit, we moved it. And then they came like
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: ten minutes later.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. That's ridiculous. Of course, what like, what
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: are you going to go up to a group of
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: twelve dude twelve steak dudes that don't know you. Any
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: group of steak eaters are like in the United States,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: if there's a group of twelve, eight of them at
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: least are going to know you. Yeah, I would say,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: of steak eat steak aged men.
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  Speaker 6: I would say steak eaters are our number one demographic.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Steak eaters golf golf players.
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  Speaker 5: Man, I got that. That place is good. Yeah, they
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: got a good steak.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: They got a good steak.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: When were you there? What were you there for?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: I've been there a few times. Oh yeah.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: We did three porter some.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: For professionals, some for personal.
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  Speaker 1: Business and pleasure.
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  Speaker 6: We went we went three porter homes for three guys,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: for eight guys. And it was too much.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's all. I mean, that's a lot of food.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well what was your app situation?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: Oh? Man, what wasn't it?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: We get the sprouts?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: I didn't. Someone ran point on the whole order and
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: did a good job. See, I knew you would be.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: I hate that. I don't know when someone's running point.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: That's how it works, though.
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  Speaker 6: Eight people, what are you gonna do? You can't keep
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: track of all the apps that someone needs to allocate
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: for the whole table at that point.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: So I get it for apps that that makes total
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: sense for for for entrees, I like to be in control.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah. But but you're getting a steak, right, Yeah? And
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: the porterhouse answers every question. You've got filet and strip.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true that it's just huge portions of it.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: It's perfect.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a strip guy, I'm not a file guy.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: So you take the presumably the right side of the bone.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but then when if someone else wants the right
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: side of the bum, there's plenty to go. I guess
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: you guys didn't even finish it all. What was there
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: more strip? Or was there there's.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: No more for you to fucking find.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: Wrong with this, dude, I thought that place was a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: strip club for the first four years I lived.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: In New York. Yeah, every time I would walk.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: By it, I would be like, that's crazy that people are.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: I would see like businessmen going in, and that's crazy,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: shameless close to the stand. I used to have to
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: walk by walk when I would walk from my apartment,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: I would have to walk by it to get to
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: the stand.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: Now the strip clubs in New York are all located
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: in to your point, more sort of camp whatever discreete places. Right, So,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: Larry Flynn's Hustler Club is on the West Side Highway
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: up in like the fifties. Yeah, Yeah, there's one in Tribeca.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: I think it's called Flash Dancers. It's on a pretty discrete.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: He was pretty encyclopedic knowledge where.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: I've been to are I've been to flash dancers. I've
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: never been to the one on the West sid Highway,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: but you drive by it on the billboard every time
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: you're leaving the city.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wants to place something gardens that's like around
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: here west gardens. Is it a hand drab place?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: Is a happy ending sort of yeah, massage parlor.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: But it's like your knowledge runs deep, Drew Balldoer, I'm
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: a pervert.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: What do you say, look at a jacket?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: You guys aren't pervert?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Hello, collar popped up on the jacket, just peering over
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: the top of it.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: By the way, I bought this drunk on an app
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: called grailed, and it was a I found it pretty cheap,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: pretty stoked about it, and I just put out a
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: bid and like got it got accepted immediately, which made
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: me realize I had been way too high, and I
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: was like, oh, this has been this guy's been waiting
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: for me. Yeah, Well, here's something bothered me. It said
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: the condition new with tags. It came there were no tags.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: But it looks brand It does look.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: Brand new, but no, there's something about having tags on it,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: especially when you're expecting tags. Yeah, I wanted some tag.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: You're also wondering is it real?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: Well, they authentic. They authenticate also, by the way, if
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: it isn't, then it's a good I don't feel Just
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: don't tell me. Let me live in ignorance of the fraud, fraudulent.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: I get close to look at the stitching.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: It's pretty nice.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: When you when you smack it, are you hearing more
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: of a hollow sound? Is it a watermelon? Or smell it?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: Or when you smell it are you getting Are you
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: getting apple orchard? Or are you getting bazooka bubblegum?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: You guys think that you could see if you looked
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: at a bag? Do you think you could tell which
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: bag was made by Louis Vuitton and which one was
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: bought off the sidewalk on canal?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: Only only if it was a horrible fake and the
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: logos were upside down.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But if it's like a solid fake, no fucking
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: shot shot dude. The length of those people go to
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: be able to tell like what's real? Like I made,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: like I said, the stitching, like that is what they
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: do a microscope.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Why would a woman who's a consumer of like bags
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: and stuff, why would she learn the difference if not
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: to just like embarrass her friends, you know what I mean?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Like what merit does that hold? I get why the
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: resale shoe guys learn because they want to know what's
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: a fake and what's not. But like, why would any
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: woman learn that that skill set?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: Do a lot learn it?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that people are like self
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: conscious about a fake or if someone's like in your
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: bag's fucking fake or some shit like that, like talking
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: shit on somebody, Like how would you know that? Or
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: what would you what would you learn to be able
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: to tell that.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: I've heard that that the fake market has become cool
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: and that especially like your people gen Z's.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Juice, Jesus Christ, I wouldn't.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: I would not have.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: God damn gen Z. You said it, you said it before.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, uh, gen Z has totally embraced buying knockoffs, man.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Because psych you have to decide between like a fucking
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: mew mew bag or a house.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, living with your parents for another three years.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: I bought a bunch of fake shit when I was
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: in Morocco and I love it. Ye rocket all the time.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: I have fake Arames sandals that were like eighty bucks.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: They looked perfect.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean if you can get if you can
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: get the good fakes, I mean I don't. I don't
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: see why you wouldn't.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: Maybe they were sixty bucks. I don't even remember they.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Weren't if it's a good fake, And how can anybody
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: tell what anything is? You know?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: I used to flip on grailed I believe it or not.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, back when I was hungry.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: What were you what were you flipping on their clothes?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I did it?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: Like three times?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I think I've talked about this before I lived. Yeah,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: I bought like three Uh.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: There was a streetwear brand called FTP, and I brought
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: I bought sunglasses. Remember when those like Kurt Cobaine sunglasses
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: were going like viral, like everyone was wearing them. It
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: was like big in street wear, the white ones.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: No, man, you know what I'm talking about?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: You've given me enough that I would know, and I don't.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: So move on because I know them.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: I know you know, but I don't know you, and
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: there are holes in my knowledge. You know.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: I might have been a period of my life when
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: I was you know, reading.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it could have been. But I I got those
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: FTP flipped them for like for like, made like two
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: hundred bones nice. And then I got a jacket that
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: I made a lot off of how much but I
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: had to spend a good amount too, well, I forget
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: how much I made, but I know I made a lot.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: And then I bought a sweatshirt that never sold and
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: you still have it. It's somewhere, but it doesn't never
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: even fit me.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: You never worn it.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: I'm not like a big fan of the brand.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: What's FTP anyway?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: The population okay?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 6: Or is it loud and sort of?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: Like the like some of their stuff is cool, but
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: like the one that the sweatshirt that didn't sell, I mean,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: there was a reason it didn't sell. Why it was
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: an ugly shirt?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: Why did you? How did you get all these things?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: I just knew when the drop was coming it was
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: I bought them online, yeah, before they sold out.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: Wow. I used to sell sneakers. In fact, I still
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: have a ton of sneakers. I need to sell all
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: of them.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Are they like good?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: And they're older now too, they're a yeah.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: I have some super elite Jordans.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: Tell me you got them in surran wrap.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: No, I've worn I've worn them all, but like A
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: lot of them are fine. They're all whatever, size twelve.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: They're not vacuum sealed.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: If anyone is interested in buying some really really sick
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: Jordans at a very steep discount.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: You're going to take those out of the box and
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: they're going to crumble like the Wiley coyote after a blast.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: They're going to I think that, and maybe this is
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: a complete farce, but uh, because I wore them, they're
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: a little more sturdy. Hm m.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Because you put a little crease in them, Well.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: They've they creased. They've been Yeah, they're yeah, they're they're creased.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: To ship you decrease their value.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: No, well I'm sure, I'm sure, But you know I
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: have like the fucking.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: It's got to be tough trying to flip shoes when
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: you wet original Chicago Jordan from the ten collection.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: Those are so crazy.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: It's got to be tough trying to flip shoes when
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: you have a size like fourteen shoe. Help someone in
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: the NBA. These are twelves.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: Everything I have is a twelve, although I have one thirteen,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: which is the Presto from the ten. Those are sick.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping to sell these Jordans back to Michael Jordan's.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: I had the Shawan Witherspoon Airmaxes. Seriously, I'm just saying this,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: if anyone out there.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: If anyone's looking to buy a pair of size nin
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: en Sambasa.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: You still had those since Cleveland and you bought them,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: and you're like, this isn't the color. I wanted to
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: hate these?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're fine with pants. I think you know
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: they're great.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: And what I want to do is I want to
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: buy you the white ones that you always wanted.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I don't want them. These these make my
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: feet look like I have little children feet.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Black shoes always do that, Like it's like, look.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: I have those, I look like it looks like I
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: have ballet shoes on.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I looked like I hooved when I wear black feet.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Which I was like, I was like fucking cracking them
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: open this morning.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Get ready.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: What's a pair of shoes that would make your feet
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: look bigger?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: Am I Stan Smith's?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: Okay? So you want Stan Smith?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: I mean I have them, but you need a new pair, right, No,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: I just bought them. Oh you did, like yeah, like
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: less than a year ago.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: No, you could probably use a new pair, plus still
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: just appreciating value.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: I've always wanted. I almost bought you a pair of
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 6: white samas in Morocco that were fake. Did I tell
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: you that?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: You didn't.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 6: I went into the store.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: Oh no, you did, I think actually, and the guy
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: I was the guy was like, what's yeah?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: And I was like, he wears in nine. He's like,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: we don't have anything that small.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah I remember that. Yeah, it's unfortunate, but we.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Just have to go back to Morocco for that. For
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: that purpose. Francis has been killing me boku content ideas. Yeah,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: like what we're gonna do them to you at some point?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: I mean the I'm in the kitchen. Yeah, you're cooking,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 6: chef cooking with the knife, chef curry with the pop
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: boy three sixty with the risk. Boy, who the fuck
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: do you think this is? Boy?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: What are the ideas? Do you want to say them?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Or you shouldn't even say?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we can say them. Well, you and I are
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: gonna go golfing with Trent and Frankie. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: that's happening. Yeah, I'm definitely down in January. Oh in January, Yes,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: in January that might be tight for me. No, it's
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 6: not gonna be It could be good on whose channel though, Well,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: you can collaborate, now, you can do uh, we could do.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: A cross yeah, but whose channels are gonna be on.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: It's probably gonna be on four play. But you know
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: it's their producers and like their infrastructure. Yeah, but maybe
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: we could do Maybe we could do a couple of videos,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: one on theirs, one on ours. Yeah, I think I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: don't think there's anything wrong with that.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: Like they get the warm ups at the range and stuff,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: and then we get the actual match.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go. No, we'll do We'll do a
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: couple of different videos. And you know I also said
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: we go to Florida, we do golf and fishing. Oh yeah,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: we'll get out on a boat charter and do some
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: hunt the banita.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be sick. We could go bone fishing
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: in Florida.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 6: No, let's do bonita.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Or we could go banita.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's go banita. Red fish too.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: Actually, I don't know if there are red fish in Florida.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: Red snapper, red snapper.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: And grouper. Grouper's fun to catch.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: You've caught grouper?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jesus with the harpoon.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even know if I would want to
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: catch one of those.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: Oh it's delicious though, you ate one?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, really you're talking about the goliath grouper. Yeah,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: like ypa cotton one.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they get fucking huge Grouper's good. How long did
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: it take you to reel in? Three days?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 6: Man, they don't. They're like, uh slow and old.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: They're so big.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they don't fight the way it tuna does
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: or Narlin or something not.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: But they are.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: Those are the ones that I think if you were
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: when you release them, I think he gotta like pop
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: a hole in the side of them for the air.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's cows.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: That is cows. That's a cows lying down on its side.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: That's a own ache.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you catch it.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: That's one of my first Uh. That was one of
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: my most memorable being wrong about some things on the
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: pod when I said that the cows have the holes
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: in the side of them. I don't even know if
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: you were on the show when we did this.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: This is one.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought that, Well, have you ever seen when
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: the cows have the holes in the side of them?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: But can I be honest with you, there isn't any.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you're thinking of like a.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Spot because it doesn't exist. Yeah.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: I have never fished for grouper, and I just made
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: a decision to live the way you do. For a second,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: wish to speak on something with complete authority.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: You were, honestly, I think you weren't that off.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're pretty.
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  Speaker 5: Spot on about the They don't I mean, they definitely
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  Speaker 5: don't fight like a tuna would fight.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: No, they have them down there though, grouper And where
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  Speaker 6: where where we would be going? Yeah?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would assume yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then do you want to share our idea?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Well, you had like four ideas?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: Man, I'm in the chef curry with the shop boy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: he's sixty with the boy. That's it.
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  Speaker 5: That's me, That really is What was he? What was
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: your other idea? My I got an idea. We go
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: to the Dallas Airport and we we do.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: Uh we host sanitizer.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we host a tournament from the from the gaming lounge.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: That's pretty fun.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: What terminal is it?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 6: Then?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: See perfect? I don't remember what what airline do it?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: To buy tickets on?
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  Speaker 5: I think, actually I think you could do a lot
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  Speaker 5: of them.
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  Speaker 6: Dude. You know what I've learned is that you know
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: a city is a big fucking city when they have
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 6: two real airports. Yeah, Dallas has two real airports.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: What do they have? You w what?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: And then the one that Bush or is that Houston?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 6: Love Love Love Airport is what it's called.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: Not familiar.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 6: That's hold on, We'll look where it is. People love
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: Love Airport Dallas.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: Addison had an airport, and I looked that it was
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: all fucking private.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Love was the name field Love Field. That was the name.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Love was the name of Diddy's album, The Love Album.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: That's what you're thinking of. I finally finished that doc.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: Would you think, Hey, b probably did it? Y, Yeah, he.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Probably did at least one of it. One of the things.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 6: I've been watching a lot of it. I mean, first
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: of all, great recommendation. Yeah, it's spectacular, it's good.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: It's good.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but yeah, he probably did it.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: It's getting harder and harder to defend him.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 6: You know, it doesn't seem great, no, but.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: They just Yeah, isn't the basketball thing sit insane?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 6: When he organized the game and nine people died? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 6: And it's what made him famous. Yeah, I don't. I
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: still don't really understand that.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: I think he just used the publicity from that and
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: like projected himself into the fucking spotlight.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 6: How do you but how do you make it yourself
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: famous from that rather than infamous?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: I think back then people didn't really care as much.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 9: Really.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: It was like when when it was like the organ trail,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: you had like nine kids and like if like six
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: of them made it, you did a really good job.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I see, you know, people weren't like getting like
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: can It wasn't like I know, but.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: I do know.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: We weren't getting canceled. The Woke Mind virus hadn't hit
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Land yet.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: It hadn't we hadn't been infected at that time.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Thank god. It was a freeing and fucking beautiful time.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: They're saying the Epstein Files come out on Friday, big release.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing at the Supreme Store.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: For the release, he's going to flip them on grailed.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: How many times can they say the Epstein Files are
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: going to be released when there's just nothing changes or
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: comes out just everywhere. It feels like it's like once
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: a month. They're like and the Epstein files are coming
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: out on Wednesday, and it comes out, it's just a
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: bunch of black lines.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Who gets to do that? Who gets to edit there?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: He's going through Sharpie and.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 6: Just don't love that. I don't love that. Did you
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 6: guys do all your Christmas shopping?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just about finish. I did the last. Actually
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I have one more wave, but I'm almost all my
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: presence are wrapped already.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: Can I say something that is I'm I'm a little
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 6: troubled by dude, you say, so, you know my sister
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: now has three kids and a husband.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of gifts.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean it is. I'm not getting a gift
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: from each kid? So what the fuck is this one
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: way street bullshit? Why am I?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: How old are the kids now?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: With money I've had to spend on these On these kids,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: how old are they? One? Three and five?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: You don't have to like go crazy.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: I mean, okay, I still got them. I spent like
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 6: one hundred and twenty bucks on each kid. Not the baby.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 6: The baby's not getting shit, No, no, because it doesn't
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: even remember yet what I'm getting.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what about the five year old? Would you have
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: the five year old?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 6: So the same thing I got the three year old
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 6: because I had a good present for the three year old,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 6: and it was made clear to me that if I
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 6: presented that to the three year old, the five year
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: old would be jealous. And I said, I don't even
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: think the five year old wants this, But sister was like,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 6: she probably doesn't, but let's just be careful.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: What's the gift?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: A personalized golf bag? Oh, like for a kid, but
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: I have their names on each old. They're both getting
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: into golf. My nephew's going to be on poor And
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: everybody says that, but it's like, I've never seen a
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: kid in my life be this coordinated at that young
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 6: of an age.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty sick.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: How can we make how can we make money off you?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: To get a piece of the pot to figure out?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 6: Now, Famously, Rory's dead bet on him to win the
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: Open at some point. I've still never understood how he
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: was able to do that. He bet he took like
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 6: a future bet futures, bet on his son would win
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: the Open before he turned forty or something like that.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's get this kid. Let's bet on this kid. Now,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: let's get on Alashi call. Yeah, let's get on the
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: call sheet.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 6: Get on the call sheet.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: That is insane, insane.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 6: So yeah, so, uh, you know, I'm buying presents for five.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: This is a conversation you have to have with your
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: sister and just like set the expectator what you should
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: send her a list and you should kind of be
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: like send her your list, be like pick pick five
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: of these ten things.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: Well it's that. Oh, that's a very good point. Or
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: I need to just immediately have like three kids myself.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: You don't get anything.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: You got to show up with your own three on Christmas.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I adopted your kids. Yeah, I gotta.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: I me and my siblings are. We're doing no gifts
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: this year.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Which sucks. It's not it doesn't, No, it does. I'm
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: doing the same thing with some in loss as well,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: and we're doing no gifts with them.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: It sucks, but it's also like it does it? Why
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: are you doing no gifts because none of us need anything?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: What? That's not what the purpose of a gift is.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: It gives someone that something that they need when they're
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 6: like in trouble.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's kind of just like that's a lifeline.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: It's a bailout.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: We all made the mutual decision to just not this year.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: It's picking as to spend the money. It's picking the laziness.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, we're still gonna get gifts for like our
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: parents and stuff.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: You said that you love You're a really good gift give.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: I don't need my like seventeen year old sister to
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: buy me something.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 6: Dude. I've gotten you like fifty gifts over the last
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: three weeks. Yeah, but I you've gotten me nothing, you know.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: Just so we're clear this podcast, this is not a
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: no gift podcast. That is not our policy. We know.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: We haven't come to that agreement. Yeah, well we'll see.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: We better see. We're running out of time. Tomorrow is
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: the last pod that we're recording before break.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Well, but I wouldn't be expecting anything tomorrow.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: There's a store in Brooklyn that I really like called
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: ven Space ven Space, So I.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: Spend one christ one thousand.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what you need to spend to make.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: The ven Space.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: What do they sell at ven Space?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: Japanese clothing? Everything I'm wearing pretty much.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: That's all right, that's out of the budget.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: All right, Well, then just get me ut small mouth,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: fast pipe get used my Chinese denim.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: That's machine denim. It was amazing.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 6: Can you get me a small mouth bass pipe? Sure? Yeah,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: smoke bass.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: I'll just cut years and a half.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: It's a small mouth King Solomon. You really want this bass?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Who's the true owner of this Largemouth bass?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: Gonna repaint over it with fucking crown?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: I like that. I'll take that crown.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: I did get you assigned a book, though, I think
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: you're gonna like it.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, I doubt that who's even in your orbit
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: that can write? How much? I signed books?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: All my favorite authors are dead. That's right.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: You thought, No they are, that's what you thought. Get
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: them a Lany's book, an ancient Hemingway autograph.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: Well that would be cool.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would cost probably a million dollars.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know, you'd be surprised. There's little things that
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: aren't as much.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I tried to buy my dad like
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: a like cool like Bob Dylan memorabilia last year, and
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: it was like I was like, yeah, that's not not
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: even And then the question, it's like five thousand dollars
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: for like a ticket stub.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Didn't Hemingway famously sign one of Hitler's tea cups or
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: something like that that you could get him.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: No, that was Thom Segura.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I knew it was something like that, and
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: there's something along those lines.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: Alright, alright, alright, okay, solid episode.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: See you guys next, See you guys on Thursday.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: Next we see you guys on Thursday. Thanks everybody for listening.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: Have a great rest of your day.
• 1:26:49
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