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Listeners Share Their Dad Jokes · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I know six pointy seven light FM, Covey Nina and
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  Speaker 1: for Christine producer. Christen's monitoring the text messages and we
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  Speaker 1: were talking a moment ago. You did a story about
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  Speaker 1: if you're going to a party, a good icebreaker is.
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  Speaker 2: Tell a joke, A dumb dad joke.
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  Speaker 1: A dumb dad joke is the way to go. We
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  Speaker 1: told a couple. Then people texted in and there's some
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  Speaker 1: good ones out there. What was your favorite? Nina?
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  Speaker 3: A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says,
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  Speaker 3: what do you have? Pop goes the weasel like that.
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  Speaker 3: I find that very funny.
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  Speaker 1: What do you call friends that eat together? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: taste buds?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but
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  Speaker 3: isn't a dad? I don't know, a faux paw.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go all day? Text us at four four three
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  Speaker 1: six three? Why was music coming from the printer down
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  Speaker 1: the hall? I went down the hall. There was music
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  Speaker 1: coming from the printer. Well do you know why?
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  Speaker 2: Why was that?
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  Speaker 1: Because the paper was jamming?
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  Speaker 2: Very funny?
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  Speaker 1: Now are you laughing just to make me feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Or a little of both? But I actually found that
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  Speaker 2: one funny.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of pants does a psychic wear? What kind
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  Speaker 1: of pants?
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  Speaker 2: I can't give you. Silence on the radio doesn't work.
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  Speaker 2: I got to give you something.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of pants does a psychic wear?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: A pair of normal pants?
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  Speaker 2: A pair of normal pants?
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  Speaker 1: Took a minute. Yeah, do you know, guys, crazy story.
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  Speaker 1: I told my wife that that she was terrible at directions,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, and she got so mad she packed her
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  Speaker 1: bags and wright.
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  Speaker 2: That's not good. You're missing something there.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you know what I did? I think I messed
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  Speaker 1: it up here, I'm sorry. Take two, Take two here,
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  Speaker 1: go get it right. My wife told me I was
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  Speaker 1: terrible at directions?
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh?
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  Speaker 1: Where's the She got so mad at me that she
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  Speaker 1: packed her bags and write.
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  Speaker 2: I still don't get that. That doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't that have left?
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  Speaker 1: What she said? I was bad at directions? I got mad.
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  Speaker 2: I think we've reached the end of the day.
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  Speaker 1: After she took her she took her bags and right.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't go no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have dead air. I don't care. Go ahead, fill
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  Speaker 1: the time.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to just sit here and stare at
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  Speaker 2: each other?
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  Speaker 1: Fill the time?
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  Speaker 3: I filled the time? Oh, coming up, Which NFL fans
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  Speaker 3: are the heaviest drinkers?
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  Speaker 2: Did I bailed it out there?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, we'll do the headlines and that next
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  Speaker 1: more dad jokes text us at four four, three, six three.
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  Speaker 1: We get more than five dad jokes in the next
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes. We'll do another segment, sure, all right,